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Hi, Sam.
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Hi, Dr. Akoya.
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How are you doing?
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I'm okay.
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Been behaving yourself?
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Well, you're about to find out.
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You might find some evidence in there.
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Gosh, you're so crazy.
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I can see you haven't
been behaving yourself.
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You've got a belly full
of dicks there, young lady.
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Oh, God!
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- Sam, you must stop.
- Sorry.
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Okay, shall we take a look?
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Fine.
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Okay. Anyway,
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I was just kidding. I haven't
done anythi-ing.
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Okay?
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Yeah.
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Right. Okay.
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All good. All normal.
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Okay. Normal, like... for my age?
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How close am I?
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Close to...
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Like, have I shut down down there?
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Am I a man yet?
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Please tell me I'm close to being a man.
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No more periods.
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Sam, I hate to tell you,
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but you have the reproductive system
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of a 16-year-old.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah. Your tubes are ripe and working.
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Jesus, that's so weird.
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Why?
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I don't know. I just... Because...
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Ew! Shut up. Stop talking about me.
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Okay. All right.
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Talk about you. When are you due?
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Any bloody minute, as you can see.
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Can I feel?
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- Yeah, of course.
- Ohh!
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Hello, there, baby.
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Your mommy's a doctor.
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And your daddy's a... Uh, writer?
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Yeah, yeah. He, uh, well,
he's trying to write.
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Mm.
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So this is so weird.
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Um, I went to Dr. Akoya today.
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She pregnant?
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Yeah.
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- Really?
- Oh, my God.
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I know. That's annoying.
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- Why?
- I don't know.
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She should take a leave of
absence when she's pregnant.
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- Why?
- I don't know.
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Oh, baby, are you pausing yet?
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No. Okay, so this is the weird thing.
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I assumed, you know.
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I thought I was at
the end of the rope here,
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and I was kind of hoping that
she was going to say that.
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But apparently I have
the reproductive system
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of a 16-year-old. Like,
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my tubes are really good,
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and my eggs are still coming,
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and I'm fully functional and productive
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and just the reproductive
system of a 16-year-old.
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Hmm.
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Did I fart? What's wrong?
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But your eggs are... fried.
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Right? I mean, they're... rotten.
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It's not like you can make anything.
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Um...
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Do you want to have a baby?
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- No. I just...
- Then why did you bring it up?
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I just thought it was funny.
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Oh. Well, it is. It's funny.
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Um, okay.
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I think I'm going to have the s'mores.
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As long as you're doing all this,
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can you help me out
on the chin a little?
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Do I have to be an alien
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who's also an aging lady with whiskers?
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Don't women on the planet Zeepzop
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get electrolysis or whatever?
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No, but seriously, can you...
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Hi, Sam.
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Oh. Hi.
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So, um, this is just...
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I'm sorry, but thank you so much.
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What?
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Uh, you can get out of
that make-up and go home.
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Home to the hotel?
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No. Home to Los Angeles.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Got it. I'm fired.
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No. Not exactly.
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They decided that,
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instead of the Horvan
Crystal getting destroyed
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and then having to come
back to the planet
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to seek the source,
they're just going to go
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straight to the Peevan Galaxy.
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Oh. No. Totally.
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Also, we, uh, would really appreciate it
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if you didn't divulge any of
the story points to the public
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or post any selfies
while still in make-up.
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Copy that.
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Hi.
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Can we smoke in your cab?
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How many kids do you have, Curtis?
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I got four kids, man.
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Are any of them named Curtis?
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Uh-huh. No, them all girl, you see,
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but I'm on working on
getting me a Curtis,
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and I will not quit until I get me one.
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So how many kids you got, darling?
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I have three girls.
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Is the daddy a good man?
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Um... uh...
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I get the picture.
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That's why, cuz,
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I will never, never leave my children.
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Never.
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Yeah, so you get to
tuck them in every night,
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right, Daddy?
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Soon come. They live in Jamaica.
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- Yoo-hoo!
- Hi, Mom.
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- Hello, darling.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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- Hi.
- Don't come over here.
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Don't come over here. Don't come...
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Have a good day, Mom.
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- What are you doing?
- I got to go...
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What are you doing?
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I just got back from working in Canada.
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Canada? You know, it's legal
to be a prostitute there.
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Fascinating, isn't it?
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If you're not a child.
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It's illegal to pay for a prostitute,
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but it's legal to be one.
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Oh. Good. Well, anyway...
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... they let me go a day early, so...
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Where are the girls?
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Well, I assume they're here,
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although they don't answer
their phones to torture me.
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Susie's with them.
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Oh. Why didn't you ask me to watch them
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- when you were gone?
- Oh, that's okay.
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Well, anyway, it's impossible
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because I couldn't have done
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because we have a neighborhood
watch meeting
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to discuss disaster response.
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Mom, I want to go inside now.
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Yes. I know.
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- Okay.
- Hold on a minute
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because what I wanted to tell you
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was that I'm building up my muscles.
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And look. Look at my arm.
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- That's good. Good.
- No, look. Feel it.
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- Nope.
- Because what's interesting
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is that my nail is falling off,
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- and that's disgusting.
- No. Mom, I don't...
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The muscles are really, really good.
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- Go on, feel them, Sam.
- No.
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Let me see yours, then.
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No, Mom! I don't want to stand outside
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and compare bodies with you
like we're grooming chimps.
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I'm sorry.
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Time to go home now, though.
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You certainly told me.
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Yes. Home. Now.
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All right.
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Ohh.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Hello.
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No, Mom. I mean, you weren't even
supposed to be home today.
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We would have cleaned it all up.
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This... This doesn't even count.
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Sam?
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Hi, Susie.
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Hi.
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Susie, I didn't mean it.
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I didn't mean hi.
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Sorry.
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Where is Duke?
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Duke is sleeping at Lam's house,
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and Max...
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I don't give a shit
where Max is right now.
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Mom, you're freakazoid.
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Please stop freaking out
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so we don't have to send
you to a mental hospital.
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This is what I'm going to do.
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I'm going to go upstairs
and take a long nap,
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like Susie got to,
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and then I'm going to come downstairs,
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and all of this is going
to be cleaned up.
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Mom, I can't. I have soccer, remember?
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Are you taking me to soccer?
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I'll take her.
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Hello.
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Hi, Mom.
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Hello, darling.
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Uh, tell me about your muscles
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and the water thing.
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You can do it now if you want.
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Oh. Well, you know Marshall Sanders.
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Uh, well, he's the watch commander,
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and his wife died last year,
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and I don't know whether
I'm making it up,
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but I think he's got his eye on me
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because do you remember how he looked
at me in the grocery store?
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And then I thought to myself,
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God, "watch commander"... Aptly named.
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But I might be wrong. Anyway,
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but the thing is,
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I was very, very pleased
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that he chose me to
be in charge of water
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because I thought it was
quite a responsible position,
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don't you think? It is, isn't it?
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And so I've got to be very on the ball
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in case there's an earthquake.
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Uh, and then he'll be pleased with me,
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don't you think?
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Anyway,
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so the doctor says
I'm losing muscle mass,
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- but he's a liar.
- Uh-huh.
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And he can't tell me
what's happening to my body
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because I know.
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So I'm trying to decide
if I should sue him.
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What do you think?
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And then he'd stop.
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Phil.
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Yes, darling?
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Do you have any vodka?
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I always have vodka.
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What was the name of the man
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that you were dating
when you met my dad?
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Audrey.
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That's right.
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That's amazing. Audrey.
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Hmm.
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He swept me off my feet.
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Then why didn't you marry him?
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Oh, no, no. You don't marry the man
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who sweeps you off your feet.
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You marry the man
who pulls you back down
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and grounds you,
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takes care of you.
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My dad.
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No.
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What do you mean?
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I met Audrey in 1960,
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and I fell in love immediately.
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And he took me to New Zealand
to live by a vineyard
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while he picked grapes
for about five cents a pound.
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And then I met Joseph,
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and he was an American businessman.
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He was very small and serious.
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And he saw me in the Village,
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and he said, "I'm gonna marry you,"
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and told me how much he made
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and he could provide for me,
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and so I grew up,
and I said yes to Joseph.
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What the hell?
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What the hell, Mom. I
don't know this story.
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What happened to Joseph?
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Well, we were getting ready
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to go back to the States
the get married,
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00:12:16,656 --> 00:12:18,756
and I said good-bye to Audrey.
271
00:12:18,824 --> 00:12:23,093
But then Joseph died.
272
00:12:25,498 --> 00:12:28,365
Jesus. He died?
273
00:12:28,434 --> 00:12:30,301
He drowned.
274
00:12:30,369 --> 00:12:34,205
He got drunk and fell in a puddle.
275
00:12:34,273 --> 00:12:36,273
Well, it was raining.
276
00:12:36,342 --> 00:12:39,810
And so then I went back to Audrey.
277
00:12:39,879 --> 00:12:43,080
And then two years later,
I met your father.
278
00:12:48,187 --> 00:12:51,555
So why did you marry my dad?
279
00:12:53,693 --> 00:12:55,292
I don't know.
280
00:12:55,361 --> 00:12:57,428
Why'd you marry him?
281
00:12:57,496 --> 00:12:58,963
I don't know...
282
00:12:59,031 --> 00:13:00,531
Why'd you marry my dad?
283
00:13:38,372 --> 00:13:41,406
So are you ever gonna say something?
284
00:13:41,475 --> 00:13:43,842
About what?
285
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,577
Oh, my God. Nothing.
286
00:13:47,381 --> 00:13:49,781
Are you ever gonna say something?
287
00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:50,915
About what?
288
00:13:50,984 --> 00:13:53,351
Oh! About my dad leaving.
289
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:55,787
What?
290
00:13:55,856 --> 00:13:57,722
Yeah, I didn't think so.
291
00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:02,193
Max, you had a party.
292
00:14:02,262 --> 00:14:05,263
No, it wasn't a
party. And anyway, you left.
293
00:14:05,332 --> 00:14:10,035
- I had to work.
- God, you don't have to work, Mom.
294
00:14:10,103 --> 00:14:14,606
What? How do you think
we ever have anything?
295
00:14:14,675 --> 00:14:18,410
You work because you wanna be famous.
296
00:14:18,478 --> 00:14:21,246
Dad told me. You have tons
of money in savings,
297
00:14:21,314 --> 00:14:24,482
and he is living like shit.
298
00:14:24,551 --> 00:14:27,252
This is so unfair that I
think I'm gonna pass out.
299
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,251
Oh, my God. Yeah, Mom,
you're the victim.
300
00:14:29,252 --> 00:14:31,389
Everything is unfair.
301
00:14:36,763 --> 00:14:41,633
Max, I try like hell
to be fair to your father
302
00:14:41,702 --> 00:14:43,334
and not put you in the middle.
303
00:14:43,403 --> 00:14:46,337
I'm human, but I do try that.
304
00:14:46,406 --> 00:14:51,643
But you're 16 now, and that's
old enough to know how unfair it is
305
00:14:51,712 --> 00:14:54,312
what you just said to me.
306
00:14:54,381 --> 00:14:56,981
You know, it really disgusts me
307
00:14:57,050 --> 00:14:59,250
how you will sometimes say anything
308
00:14:59,319 --> 00:15:02,420
to avoid
responsibility for your mistakes.
309
00:15:02,489 --> 00:15:08,059
You had a party, and
you wrecked the house.
310
00:15:08,128 --> 00:15:10,095
You're not the first kid to do that.
311
00:15:10,163 --> 00:15:12,230
It's not the end of the world.
312
00:15:12,299 --> 00:15:15,600
Then why are you acting like it is?
313
00:15:15,669 --> 00:15:18,269
Because you make me get this mad
314
00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:21,112
before you even look up from your phone!
315
00:15:22,476 --> 00:15:24,943
And you act like your shit don't stink
316
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,489
and you shouldn't answer for anything.
317
00:15:26,513 --> 00:15:27,746
But you know what, baby?
318
00:15:27,814 --> 00:15:29,647
Your shit does stink.
319
00:15:29,716 --> 00:15:32,951
And your father lives better than I do!
320
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,086
And I pay for all of it!
321
00:15:45,866 --> 00:15:47,532
Answer your phone.
322
00:15:51,204 --> 00:15:52,804
Hello?
323
00:15:52,873 --> 00:15:55,151
If you can meet me somewhere tomorrow
at ten in the morning,
324
00:15:55,175 --> 00:15:57,809
then we can do it maybe even twice.
325
00:15:57,878 --> 00:15:59,210
I have a meeting at noon.
326
00:16:00,981 --> 00:16:02,814
Yes, I will be there then.
327
00:16:04,484 --> 00:16:05,683
Bye.
328
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:12,991
20 years instead kids
329
00:16:12,992 --> 00:16:14,764
they never left, they
let... It's like this amazing story.
330
00:16:14,788 --> 00:16:16,319
So I asked if I could do my project,
331
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,647
like, I have three of my friends
stay in my basement for, like, a month.
332
00:16:18,648 --> 00:16:21,238
And then we all write about it afterwards
to see what it felt like.
333
00:16:21,262 --> 00:16:24,062
And it was like...
Mom, are you listening?
334
00:16:24,131 --> 00:16:27,966
- Yes. What? Tell me.
- Ugh! Mom, listen.
335
00:16:28,035 --> 00:16:30,380
- Okay, go. - I'm telling you about
this because it's important!
336
00:16:30,404 --> 00:16:32,204
Frankie, don't speak
to your mother like that!
337
00:16:32,273 --> 00:16:34,551
Ugh! Anyway, my teacher was
like, "No, you can't do that."
338
00:16:34,575 --> 00:16:36,141
But I was like, "Oh, This is just so...
339
00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:38,644
- Mommy, I don't get what this is.
- Oh, my God!
340
00:16:38,712 --> 00:16:39,878
- Frankie!
- Hey!
341
00:16:39,947 --> 00:16:41,613
Stop. Save it for later.
342
00:16:41,682 --> 00:16:44,583
Oh, I wanna kill everybody.
343
00:16:44,652 --> 00:16:47,355
- Calm down.
- Mommy, what is this ever gonna do?
344
00:16:47,356 --> 00:16:49,928
It's this women and girls empowerment
thing, and it's annoying.
345
00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:52,291
Women and girls empowerment is annoying?
346
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:53,892
It is the way my school does it.
347
00:16:53,961 --> 00:16:56,595
The people get up there
and they talk and they ruin it.
348
00:16:56,664 --> 00:16:58,864
Oh, well, I'll try not to ruin it.
349
00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:00,799
Now, come on, we're
here for your mother.
350
00:17:00,868 --> 00:17:02,401
- No, we're not.
- Yes, we are.
351
00:17:02,469 --> 00:17:04,203
Hey, Patty.
352
00:17:04,271 --> 00:17:06,905
Sam, thank God you're here.
353
00:17:06,974 --> 00:17:08,473
Hi, Miss Donner. Donner, Donner...
354
00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:10,142
Did you think I wasn't gonna come?
355
00:17:10,211 --> 00:17:12,244
Well, two of my speakers flaked on me.
356
00:17:12,313 --> 00:17:14,446
- Oh, my God.
- I'm gonna start.
357
00:17:14,515 --> 00:17:17,449
- Okay, so who's on first?
- It's just you.
358
00:17:17,518 --> 00:17:20,252
- Oh, shit.
- Darling!
359
00:17:20,321 --> 00:17:22,054
Okay? I'm starting.
360
00:17:22,122 --> 00:17:24,423
- Donner, Donner, Donner, Donner.
- God!
361
00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:28,427
I am so happy you all could come
362
00:17:28,495 --> 00:17:32,097
to our women and girls
empowerment seminar.
363
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:34,215
We have one guest speaker.
364
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:38,308
And tonight she's
gonna speak about being a mom
365
00:17:38,377 --> 00:17:40,778
- and having a career.
- Nobody cares.
366
00:17:40,846 --> 00:17:45,349
Please welcome our very own Sam Fox.
367
00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:47,751
Oof.
368
00:17:50,489 --> 00:17:52,923
Yeah, Mom! Go, Mom!
369
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:04,101
Thank you, Patty.
370
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,670
Um, well...
371
00:18:06,739 --> 00:18:10,641
I work and I am a mom.
372
00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:14,611
And some of you might later in life
373
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:19,183
find yourselves in the
same situation, I hope.
374
00:18:19,251 --> 00:18:25,155
Because you girls
can be anything you want.
375
00:18:25,224 --> 00:18:27,057
You know, when I was a girl,
376
00:18:27,126 --> 00:18:30,127
no one ever really said
that women had jobs,
377
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:33,430
except Marlo Thomas
and Mary Tyler Moore.
378
00:18:33,499 --> 00:18:36,533
Thank you, Henry.
379
00:18:36,602 --> 00:18:40,404
But, uh...
380
00:18:40,472 --> 00:18:43,006
we can do it all!
381
00:18:43,075 --> 00:18:46,176
And we have to do it all,
because in the end,
382
00:18:46,245 --> 00:18:50,247
the mom, the women,
are the ones left watching.
383
00:18:57,189 --> 00:18:58,722
Okay, this is...
384
00:19:01,327 --> 00:19:04,061
Let me ask you all a question.
385
00:19:04,129 --> 00:19:07,698
How many girls out there
get your period?
386
00:19:09,735 --> 00:19:11,735
Yeah, you heard me.
387
00:19:11,804 --> 00:19:16,139
If anybody here has got their
period yet, put your hand up.
388
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:17,875
Put your hand up. It's okay.
389
00:19:17,943 --> 00:19:19,376
It's okay.
390
00:19:19,445 --> 00:19:21,345
Who's cotton-holing?
391
00:19:21,413 --> 00:19:23,013
I know, gross.
392
00:19:23,082 --> 00:19:25,682
But we're all girls and women here.
393
00:19:25,751 --> 00:19:27,117
It's just us.
394
00:19:27,186 --> 00:19:30,587
So come on, Frankie, help me out.
395
00:19:30,656 --> 00:19:33,590
- Mom!
- Come on, raise your hand.
396
00:19:33,659 --> 00:19:36,360
Listen, Frankie and I
went through it last week.
397
00:19:36,507 --> 00:19:39,769
She was stealing her sister's
tampons for half a year before she told me.
398
00:19:39,832 --> 00:19:41,598
- Mom!
- Frankie.
399
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:42,900
Be a leader. Get your hand up.
400
00:19:42,968 --> 00:19:45,002
- Mom!
- Help 'em out.
401
00:19:46,739 --> 00:19:48,939
Good girl! There!
402
00:19:49,008 --> 00:19:51,308
Anybody else? Who
else here? Who's bleeding?
403
00:19:51,377 --> 00:19:55,112
There you go! Good! So brave!
404
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:57,814
Come on, moms, let's hear it for them.
405
00:19:57,883 --> 00:20:02,152
All right, who here has
not gotten their period yet?
406
00:20:02,221 --> 00:20:04,855
Wow! Okay!
407
00:20:04,924 --> 00:20:07,557
Well, you girls are in
for it. You really are.
408
00:20:07,626 --> 00:20:09,593
But we all got your backs, right?
409
00:20:09,662 --> 00:20:13,196
Who here is having
their period right now?
410
00:20:13,265 --> 00:20:15,599
I know I am! Can you tell?
411
00:20:15,668 --> 00:20:17,334
All right! Thank you!
412
00:20:17,403 --> 00:20:20,337
Mrs. Donner! Yeah!
413
00:20:20,406 --> 00:20:23,240
Moms? Thank you! Hands, hands.
414
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:26,243
Sisters all!
415
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:31,715
Who here has stopped getting
their period altogether?
416
00:20:31,784 --> 00:20:34,718
Aunt Flo has left the station forever.
417
00:20:36,221 --> 00:20:39,122
Mom. Mom.
418
00:20:42,194 --> 00:20:43,727
Thank you!
419
00:20:43,796 --> 00:20:46,663
Thank you for that! Thank you!
420
00:20:50,169 --> 00:20:52,836
Look, we're all girls,
and we're all women.
421
00:20:52,905 --> 00:20:56,073
And we all bleed, and we all suffer.
422
00:20:56,141 --> 00:20:59,643
And then the bleeding stops,
and we still suffer.
423
00:20:59,712 --> 00:21:01,345
But you're gonna find your own path,
424
00:21:01,413 --> 00:21:04,548
because we're tough, and we can take it.
425
00:21:04,616 --> 00:21:06,950
And as long as you believe in yourself,
426
00:21:07,019 --> 00:21:09,553
and you take care of each other
427
00:21:09,621 --> 00:21:11,321
and watch out for each other,
428
00:21:11,390 --> 00:21:13,590
you just make the
rest up as you go along.
429
00:21:13,659 --> 00:21:15,425
That's all there is to it.
430
00:21:15,494 --> 00:21:17,894
That's it! Thank you!
431
00:21:17,963 --> 00:21:20,664
Thank you! Thank you, Detroit!
432
00:21:28,941 --> 00:21:32,175
Good job, Mom. Also, I hate you.
433
00:21:32,244 --> 00:21:34,691
I know. It's okay.
434
00:21:46,615 --> 00:21:48,748
- Okay.
- Yeah.
435
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,451
Do you have a condom?
436
00:21:53,789 --> 00:21:56,289
- No.
- You need to use a condom.
437
00:22:00,162 --> 00:22:02,295
You never asked me before.
438
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:03,763
I know.
439
00:22:05,987 --> 00:22:06,947
Shit.
440
00:22:07,002 --> 00:22:10,637
- Wait, wait. I'll be right back.
- What?
441
00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:12,105
Stay.
442
00:22:30,154 --> 00:22:35,273
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