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(birds chirping)

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MAN: Hey, Sam.

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♪ Mother, you had me ♪

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♪ But I never had you ♪

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♪ I wanted you ♪

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♪ You didn't want me ♪

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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
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Frankie. Soccer.

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Frankie.

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- Hi, baby.
- I'm sick.

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Oh, no.

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100.1.

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That's barely a thing.

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Mom, we're not supposed
to go to soccer over 100.

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Children's Tylenol is
gonna knock that right down.

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Mom, that's not a cure. That's
just a mask of the symptoms.

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I could still get other kids sick.

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I'm like patient zero.

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Dude, you're gonna be
running around a field,

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not kissing everybody.

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Mom, I really don't feel good.

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But it's my day for snack.

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(sighs)

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I got cuties and this shit. (groans)

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- Hey, Sam. Hey.
- Hey.

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- Where's-where's Frankie?
- Uh, well, she's sick.

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- Aw.
- Or she says.

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- But I have snacks, so great.
- I know. Yeah, I...

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Well, I hate when that happens, you know?

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I had to chaperone this school field trip

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when Flo was sick, you know?

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- Ugh.
- This, uh, museum...

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God... Museum of something
or something. I can't...

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- Yeah.
- Hi, Sam.

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Hi. Hi, Francis.

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How you doing with all this?

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Uh, all of what?

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Thera's mom, her surgery. Are you okay?

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Yeah, I-I'm okay.

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Is she okay?

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She's really nervous about the surgery.

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You know, as we all are.

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I didn't want to put this in the e-mail.

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Oh, it's, uh worse than in the e-mail?

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They're opening up her stomach.

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There could be blockage, infections.

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They might have to remove
part of her intestine.

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I mean, she could wind
up with a colostomy bag.

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- Ooh.
- Ooh.

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But still, it'll be worth it.

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For who?

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I mean, sure, yes.

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Will you just pray for her tomorrow?

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Oh, did she ask for that... the praying?

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Okay, but it can't hurt.

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No, I mean, it's just that

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she's really not a God person.

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You know, she got upset when the new people

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tried to do the team circle prayer thing.

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Well, it's not about that.

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It's about the power of group consciousness

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helping her heal.

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Yeah, is there another thing I can do

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besides praying?

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Oh, you know what?

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You should sign up to play with her cat.

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Mm.

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Mm, yeah.

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- Excuse me. Flo?
- Yeah.

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Do you have a living will?

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Good evening to you.

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Seriously, do you have a plan?

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Because I think I should know it.

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Well, your grandfather,

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my father, was diabetic,

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and you can lose your legs to diabetes,

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which would be devastating.

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My best feature

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are my legs. And I
think if somebody told me

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I was gonna lose my legs to diabetes,

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I would probably just pay the piper.

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You mean kill yourself?

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I think that's the way to do it.

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Because I don't want you to
have to look after me, and...

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I never want to be a burden.

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You don't want to be a burden?

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Oh, never.

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In fact, after Felicia had her stroke...

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- Oh...
- no one could find her PIN numbers,

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and all her money's locked up, so you must

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- have my PIN numbers.
- Okay.

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So my bank PIN number is

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- 3-9-6-7.
- Mom, Mom...

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Mom, stop.

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Well, we have to be prepared.

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Okay, bye.

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Jesus. 103.

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Did Nan give you medicine?

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No.

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(faucet running)

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The grape kind.

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I know.

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Mm.

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That feel good?

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- Do I have to drink all of it?
- Yes.

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- Why?
- Drink it all.

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You need even more than that, too.

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(groans)

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Good job.

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- Baby...
- Mom, it's gross.

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I know.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I wish I could take it out of you

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and put it into me. I'm sorry.

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But then it wouldn't help me.

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'Cause I'd be sick, and
you'd be like, "Mom, get up."

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Oh, I thought you meant the medicine.

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No.

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- (soft music playing)
- And one. Hold there.

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Two.

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Up, three.

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Four. Let me see you arch back lightly.

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Five. Nice, pretty line.

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Six. And nice straight back.

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Two. Scoot. And three.

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Look up. Four. Arch back,

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and five.

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Six and seven.

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Tendu, second, and eight.

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♪ ♪

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So there's, like, me
before I've had an IPA,

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and then there's me seconds after.

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And they're distinct versions.

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One is just so much more at
peace with himself, you know?

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'Cause, like, I'm-I'm
a stressed-out guy.

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You know, it's-it's a hard racket I'm in.

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And just after that sweet kiss
of an IPA, I just kind of...

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- (exhales) Smooth sailing, right?
- Max, psst,

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- you know what that is?
- Yeah, so my buddy and I...

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That's a first date. And it's bad.

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Why are you listening to them?

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God, you are so intrusive.

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Because you're on your phone.

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Mom, don't.

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I have to help her.

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No. Mom, I will kill you.

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Do not get up.

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Then you have to talk to me.

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Mom, I'm in a group chat. It's a big thing,

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and there's, like, a
potentially bullying thing.

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Dakota is just having the worst...

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Mom, don't!

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Excuse me. Hi. Can we use your salt?

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- What?
- Hi. You're so cute.

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You two don't know each
other very well, do you?

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I met him at the gym.
This is our first date.

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I know.

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How do you know?

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Well, I can tell. And he's gross.

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And he hasn't stopped talking.

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Well, we're just getting
to know each other.

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I know all about him.

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You know, the real estate thing,

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commercial real estate,

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selling office space,

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the printer guy who wouldn't move out.

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And I'm sorry about his sister.

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That's the one thing.

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That was bad. That was really bad.

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But, I mean, give you a second,

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I have heard nothing about you.

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Mom, that... (sighs)

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- Is that your daughter?
- Yeah.

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Yes. I'm so sorry she's bothering you.

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Mom, I'll talk to you now.

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She's not bothering me.

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Oh, he's coming back. (clears throat)

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Hi. You know what?

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You should sit over there, because

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you both don't listen, and I will sit here

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with your lovely date,

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who you don't notice.

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Mom?

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Hi.

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- Ew.
- Ew. - Ew.

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WOMAN: Okay, so the categories

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are, uh, state schools,

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private universities.

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Then you have the Ivy League schools,

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but you needed to be thinking about that

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a couple of years ago.

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Uh, what you need to
do is start focusing on

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what you're going to study.

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And you need to start taking
the test prep right away.

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Now, there are some schools
that put more weight on

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the interview and your extracurricular,

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but most of these schools
won't even consider you

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if you are not testing
in at least the top 90%,

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so you need to get these scores up.

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Might I suggest to you junior college?

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Trevor got back from college,

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and, uh, he has a girlfriend over there,

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but he's still scamming on Lizzy.

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- It's so gross.
- Yeah.

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He wants to take her to Tahoe
this summer with his family.

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Whatever.

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You know what we should do this summer?

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Get a cabin at Joshua Tree. (chuckles)

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There's this resort there
that's stripped down,

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but you can just go squat in the cabins.

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We could spend the whole summer there.

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Just tell our moms that we're
like, at camp or something,

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and just do mushrooms the
whole summer at Joshua Tree.

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- God. - (people laughing)
- Jesus Christ. Jesus.

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- MAN: Did that really happen?
- Yes, yes, that happened.

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So, what did he actually say?

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I mean, you were up in the stirrups...

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I'm in the stirrups, I'm
literally seconds away

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from my <i>first</i> abortion.

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- Your <i>first</i> abortion?
- Yes.

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- Jesus, you painted woman.
- No need to comment further. And,

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- um, the doctor, um...
- (people laughing)

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turns and says that there's a problem,

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and I'm like, "Oh, God, what?" And he says,

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"Um, I can't do the abortion

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because you are not pregnant."

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- Oh, just perfect.
- I'm gonna go to my room.

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- I love you, baby.
- I don't know how it happened.

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- I felt a kick, I tell you.
- Night-night.

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(guests laughing)

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Oh, Bubba.

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Oh, good, that's given me
fodder for the next year.

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SAM: Jesus, Macy, you're so stupid.

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I'm not stupid. That's not a word

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- that I would have chosen to use.
- Oh, honey.

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"Oh, honey." That's a friend.

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That's what you'd say.

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- (Sam laughs)
- Um...

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- Night.
- Good night, honey.

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MACY: I don't know, anyway.
Anyway, that's the thing.

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- I love you.
- Good night, Poppy.

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- Good night.
- Sleep well.

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Okay, I have a question.

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How many abortions in this room?

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- Tressa, Tressa?
- Oh, I am not telling.

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I... I went with my mom
when she got an abortion.

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- SAM: What?
- What?

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Yeah, I did.

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- You never told me that.
- I did.

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- You did?
- Yes, I did.

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How old were you

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- when it happened?
- I was 16.

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And my mom got pregnant,

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and she couldn't tell my dad.

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- Yeah.
- Oh.

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So... it wasn't his. Was it his?

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You know, I... I don't even know.

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But she trusted me and we-we went

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- to abort my brother or whatever, so...
- (gasps)

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00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:14,660
- Right?
- Whoa. - Wow.

261
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,895
- I know. - Wow.
- That's amazing.

262
00:12:16,928 --> 00:12:18,997
- Isn't it crazy?
- That should be a play.

263
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,266
- SAM: Yeah.
- You need to write that.

264
00:12:21,299 --> 00:12:24,936
I... I tried. I can never
write real things, you know?

265
00:12:24,970 --> 00:12:26,673
So... I don't know.

266
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Can I use it?

267
00:12:28,274 --> 00:12:30,942
- Wow. - (laughing)
- I knew you were gonna say that.

268
00:12:30,975 --> 00:12:32,577
- What?
- SAM: Unbelievable.

269
00:12:32,610 --> 00:12:33,779
What? It's good.

270
00:12:33,812 --> 00:12:35,280
Oh, my God, Nora Ephron.

271
00:12:35,313 --> 00:12:37,250
- Is... is that okay?
- Yeah, it's fine.

272
00:12:37,283 --> 00:12:39,252
- (indistinct chatter)
- I don't know what I'm gonna do

273
00:12:39,284 --> 00:12:42,154
with my life.

274
00:12:42,187 --> 00:12:44,189
Oh?

275
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:47,793
I'm really confused.

276
00:12:47,826 --> 00:12:51,129
And I'm never getting into college.

277
00:12:51,163 --> 00:12:52,632
Oh, honey,

278
00:12:52,664 --> 00:12:55,367
yes you are. All you
need to do is all the...

279
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,836
- Mom.
- Sam.

280
00:13:02,707 --> 00:13:06,478
I had to start trying
to be that kind of smart

281
00:13:06,511 --> 00:13:10,449
a long time go.

282
00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:13,685
And I've wasted so much time

283
00:13:13,719 --> 00:13:15,955
just being social.

284
00:13:15,988 --> 00:13:18,325
It's such a waste.

285
00:13:20,893 --> 00:13:24,297
And I look back at the last...

286
00:13:24,330 --> 00:13:26,766
I-I don't know, three years?

287
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:32,104
I have just been a loser.

288
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,009
Getting high.

289
00:13:38,009 --> 00:13:40,612
Just drama with my friends.

290
00:13:44,015 --> 00:13:47,219
And I am just now starting to realize

291
00:13:47,253 --> 00:13:48,888
that I am going to be,

292
00:13:48,921 --> 00:13:51,891
like, 18

293
00:13:51,923 --> 00:13:53,793
in two years.

294
00:13:57,897 --> 00:14:01,033
And it's like...

295
00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:03,403
I already blew it.

296
00:14:05,471 --> 00:14:06,873
That's how it feels.

297
00:14:17,115 --> 00:14:18,918
You know, honey,

298
00:14:18,951 --> 00:14:21,955
I felt exactly like
that when I was your age.

299
00:14:23,254 --> 00:14:25,424
And when I was 20.

300
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,628
And this morning.

301
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:32,364
Right? And now she runs
her own company, so...

302
00:14:32,398 --> 00:14:34,399
MACY: I'm gonna let you in on a...

303
00:14:34,432 --> 00:14:36,701
big, fat secret that
we all know about life.

304
00:14:36,735 --> 00:14:39,705
And that is that you
don't ever figure it out,

305
00:14:39,738 --> 00:14:42,074
and you're always behind, and it's kind of

306
00:14:42,106 --> 00:14:44,110
always unfair, frankly. right?

307
00:14:44,143 --> 00:14:45,778
- Mm-hmm.
- So... You know?

308
00:14:45,811 --> 00:14:47,580
- Yeah.
- You're on schedule.

309
00:14:47,613 --> 00:14:48,714
- Yeah.
- That's right.

310
00:14:48,746 --> 00:14:50,916
Oh, Sam, don't cry.

311
00:14:50,950 --> 00:14:53,453
TESSA: Oh, no!

312
00:14:53,485 --> 00:14:54,787
- Oh, Jesus, Mom.
- Look what you did to your mother.

313
00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:56,422
It's all right,

314
00:14:56,455 --> 00:14:59,559
- yeah?
- MACY: Gonna make it right, your mum.

315
00:14:59,591 --> 00:15:01,561
PHYLLIS: That's my wine!

316
00:15:01,594 --> 00:15:04,431
You stole it out of my garage.

317
00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:07,966
(all laughing)

318
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,403
SAM: You... What are you doing?

319
00:15:10,436 --> 00:15:13,439
Come here. Are you cold?

320
00:15:13,471 --> 00:15:15,507
- No.
- Come and sit.

321
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,810
I was quite looking forward to a nightcap.

322
00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:21,112
- SAM: Is this your nightie now?
- Well, I forgot

323
00:15:21,145 --> 00:15:22,414
where my pajamas were.

324
00:15:22,447 --> 00:15:24,182
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Of course.

325
00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:26,985
Um, so this is a sort of
party going on without me.

326
00:15:27,019 --> 00:15:28,620
<i>L'Chaim.</i>

327
00:15:28,653 --> 00:15:30,590
MACY: It's not a party without you, Phyl.

328
00:15:30,623 --> 00:15:32,091
- Yeah.
- No.

329
00:15:32,124 --> 00:15:33,860
- MAN: You know what?
- PHYLLIS: Mm-hmm?

330
00:15:33,893 --> 00:15:36,028
- MAN: You look good.
- PHYLLIS: Oh!

331
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:38,197
MAN: You do. You look good, yeah.

332
00:15:38,752 --> 00:15:40,721
How much am I gonna get, do you think?

333
00:15:40,753 --> 00:15:42,455
Well, honey, you can start counting it.

334
00:15:42,488 --> 00:15:44,490
N... No, don't count.

335
00:15:44,523 --> 00:15:46,659
I want to find out once
she gives us the money.

336
00:15:46,693 --> 00:15:47,928
Okay, okay.

337
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,729
Is this all the nickels?

338
00:15:49,762 --> 00:15:51,798
Uh, yes.

339
00:15:51,831 --> 00:15:53,299
Nice piggy bank.

340
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:56,270
Oh, well, this is Martin Luther King bank.

341
00:15:56,302 --> 00:15:59,105
That's what she calls it,
even though it's a pig.

342
00:15:59,138 --> 00:16:00,840
- Oh.
- (chuckles)

343
00:16:02,642 --> 00:16:04,478
How old are you? Can I ask?

344
00:16:04,511 --> 00:16:06,512
I'm 25.

345
00:16:06,546 --> 00:16:08,916
So how did you get this job?

346
00:16:08,949 --> 00:16:12,585
When did you start going down this road?

347
00:16:12,618 --> 00:16:16,190
I did the training program when I was 22.

348
00:16:16,223 --> 00:16:18,592
Did you go to college?

349
00:16:18,624 --> 00:16:20,026
No. GED.

350
00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:22,161
- Really?
- Yeah.

351
00:16:22,195 --> 00:16:24,531
And that is 20, 40,

352
00:16:24,564 --> 00:16:27,200
65, and...

353
00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:28,801
75 cents left over.

354
00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:29,869
How much?

355
00:16:29,902 --> 00:16:32,839
$65.75, son.

356
00:16:32,873 --> 00:16:34,775
- Yes!
- (whoops) - Yes!

357
00:16:34,807 --> 00:16:36,442
- Okay.
- I got it.

358
00:16:36,476 --> 00:16:37,643
Did you bring a wallet?

359
00:16:37,677 --> 00:16:38,978
No. Left it at home.

360
00:16:39,011 --> 00:16:40,713
- You told me you would.
- I can just...

361
00:16:40,747 --> 00:16:41,981
Your responsibility for money.

362
00:16:42,015 --> 00:16:43,316
DUKE: I will hold this.

363
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,785
Don't forget Martin Luther King.

364
00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:46,052
DUKE: Oh!

365
00:16:49,055 --> 00:16:50,891
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

366
00:16:50,923 --> 00:16:52,559
Hello.

367
00:16:56,763 --> 00:16:58,499
What did you guys get?

368
00:16:58,532 --> 00:17:00,968
String candy and earrings
with <i>my</i> money.

369
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,835
- Well, that's not fair.
- Max.

370
00:17:02,869 --> 00:17:05,039
Maxie. Max?

371
00:17:05,072 --> 00:17:07,408
Max. Max.

372
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,409
- Max.
- What?

373
00:17:08,441 --> 00:17:09,809
Get your shoes.

374
00:17:09,843 --> 00:17:11,577
Come down, I'm taking you somewhere.

375
00:17:11,611 --> 00:17:13,747
- Where?
- Just come down.

376
00:17:13,779 --> 00:17:15,581
FRANKIE: Wait, why does she get to go?

377
00:17:15,614 --> 00:17:18,051
Because she gets to.

378
00:17:18,084 --> 00:17:19,686
- You're staying with Duke.
- FRANKIE: What?

379
00:17:19,719 --> 00:17:20,921
It's okay.

380
00:17:20,953 --> 00:17:22,188
(clicks tongue) Mm.

381
00:17:22,221 --> 00:17:23,423
- Uh...
- Mm-mmm.

382
00:17:23,457 --> 00:17:24,725
Mom!

383
00:17:30,363 --> 00:17:31,766
Mom!

384
00:17:44,478 --> 00:17:48,181
Hey, so why'd you bring me to
go shopping for your clothes?

385
00:17:48,215 --> 00:17:49,617
Come on.

386
00:17:55,122 --> 00:17:57,123
- Come on, let me see.
- Mom.

387
00:17:57,157 --> 00:17:59,260
Just come on, let me see.

388
00:18:15,976 --> 00:18:17,011
Come here.

389
00:18:22,915 --> 00:18:26,419
Listen, baby. Your future is yours.

390
00:18:26,452 --> 00:18:28,622
You could be anything you want.

391
00:18:28,654 --> 00:18:30,958
You know those people
that you see every day?

392
00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:33,227
That look like they
have their shit together

393
00:18:33,259 --> 00:18:35,828
and they made all the right choices?

394
00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:39,632
And how impossible it seems
just to get to that place?

395
00:18:39,665 --> 00:18:41,334
Well, look.

396
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:43,169
Look at you.

397
00:18:43,202 --> 00:18:45,506
You look like one of those people.

398
00:18:45,538 --> 00:18:48,941
And all they did was put on the clothes.

399
00:18:48,975 --> 00:18:50,276
And honey,

400
00:18:50,309 --> 00:18:53,079
you can be anything you want to be.

401
00:18:53,113 --> 00:18:55,516
Seriously. But also,

402
00:18:55,548 --> 00:18:58,785
if you just get a job and get by,

403
00:18:58,817 --> 00:19:00,921
you're still gonna love your life.

404
00:19:00,953 --> 00:19:02,588
Because life is good.

405
00:19:02,622 --> 00:19:05,058
Even at its worst.

406
00:19:08,327 --> 00:19:11,632
You came here just to say that to me?

407
00:19:11,664 --> 00:19:13,200
Why? Was it shitty?

408
00:19:13,232 --> 00:19:14,969
I thought it was gonna be good.

409
00:19:17,003 --> 00:19:18,939
It wasn't shitty, you liked it.

410
00:19:18,971 --> 00:19:20,840
- Mm-hmm.
- I love you.

411
00:19:20,873 --> 00:19:23,776
- I love you, too.
- I love you, too.

412
00:19:23,809 --> 00:19:25,378
I love you.

413
00:19:25,411 --> 00:19:26,980
Don't worry.

414
00:19:27,913 --> 00:19:30,084
I love you.

415
00:19:35,154 --> 00:19:37,590
Your ass looks good in these. Look.

416
00:19:39,258 --> 00:19:42,195
♪ Though I am nothing big to offer ♪

417
00:19:44,698 --> 00:19:49,369
♪ I watch the birds how
they dive in then gone ♪

418
00:19:49,401 --> 00:19:51,037
♪ It's like nothing ♪

419
00:19:51,071 --> 00:19:55,743
♪ In this world's ever still ♪

420
00:20:01,213 --> 00:20:07,053
♪ And I'm just a shadow
of your thoughts in me ♪

421
00:20:07,086 --> 00:20:10,123
♪ But sun is setting, shadows growing ♪

422
00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:17,096
♪ A long cast figure
will turn into night ♪

423
00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:19,498
♪ It's like nothing ♪

424
00:20:19,532 --> 00:20:24,305
♪ In this world ever sleeps ♪

425
00:20:28,074 --> 00:20:31,210
♪ Oh, sometimes the blues ♪

426
00:20:31,244 --> 00:20:34,680
♪ Is just a passing bird ♪

427
00:20:34,713 --> 00:20:36,115
♪ And why can't... ♪

428
00:20:36,149 --> 00:20:37,985
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429
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