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Sync and corrections by btsix
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Are-are you ready for
your... for your film?
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Wait. And go.
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- He's got the clap.
What?
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You schmuck! You're ruining my story.
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Should've wore a jimmy hat.
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Oh, I don't wear jimmy
hats. I never have.
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- Mm-hmm.
- They impede sensation.
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And by the way...
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Who-who get...
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who gets the clap anymore, hmm?
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Guys who don't wear jimmy hats.
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Oh, sheesh.
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The women my age stopped getting
their periods 70 years ago.
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My parts are grinding to a halt,
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except for my follicle production.
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Oh, my God. Me, too, Rosie. Me, too!
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- But you look so beautiful.
- Oh, I look how I look.
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Ah, you know what? You'll never
believe what I just found.
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I was looking through
my projects folder,
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and I found a script
written by me and...
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Tamara Gonsales. Yeah!
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Tamara Gonsales? You and I.
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We wrote a script together. Remember?
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Oh...
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Alan, I think you're confusing me.
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You know I'm Sam, right? I'm
Phil and Murray's daughter.
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Oh... Oh, shit.
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This is embarrassing.
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- Oh. You okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Murray. God rest his soul.
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What a pain in the ass.
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- Your father was a funny man.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, and dirty.
- Now, wait a minute.
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I was the funniest. Your father
was the second funniest.
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Ask your mother, she'll tell you.
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Loved your mother. Oh.
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She-she was scary but classy.
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She was so mean.
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- Mean as a snake.
- Hmm.
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She's with a shvartze now.
Yeah. I heard about it.
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Rocket, you can't say that word.
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I can. You can't.
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It was delicious, her-her rudeness.
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But even wh... even when she was
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really, really, awfully mean,
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she still had this little
twinkle in her eye.
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Always made me feel
like, "I got a shot."
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- Her accent is what got me.
- Her tits are what got me.
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- Irwin!
- She was gorgeous.
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- She still is.
- I like that.
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A daughter who appreciates her parents.
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Not like my motherless,
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deadbeat, drug-addicted son.
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Irwin.
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- Easy, yeah?
- How about this?
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He's a piece of meat with two eyes.
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Oh...
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At least his mother is dead.
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She didn't have to live to see this.
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This guy and his silver linings.
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Rosie.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I got one for you. I got one.
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I got-I got one. I got one for you.
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Okay? Um, a Murray Fox proverb.
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Oh.
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You get stuck...
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in writing...
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- Huh.
- ...in marriage, in life,
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you get stuck...
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"Shake the Cocktail."
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- Oh, yeah!
- All right, shake the cocktail.
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Shake the cocktail!
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- I love it. Thank you, Rocket.
- You schtuck.
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Schtuck?
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He can't say schtum,
but he says schtuck!
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You know your sister is
in a summer blockbuster.
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Uh-huh.
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She's gonna be the next Lara
Croft: Middle-aged Tomb Raider.
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Is that the monster one?
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A mother. I'm playing a mother.
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Everyone's miserable.
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I was gonna complain about
the AC in my trailer.
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Well, at least the money's good.
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Otherwise, I'd have peaced day one.
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No, it's not. They're paying
us barely scale on this.
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Not me, baby.
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- Oh, damn.
- I'm making
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a fraction of what the actor
who's playing my husband
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is making, and nobody
knows who the hell he is.
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They're cheating on turnaround.
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No one's ever heard of union rules.
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It's a shitshow, and it's
gonna make a fortune.
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It's a nice paycheck.
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A nice paycheck you were asking
for, that's what you wanted.
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There was a manager on set yesterday,
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said we should consider
filing a grievance for, like,
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a stunt adjustment, or
some shit like that.
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I'm sure your manager's
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all over this, but I'm getting
Donte a stunt adjustment,
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and I'm filing a grievance on his
behalf and Princess' behalf.
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- You want in?
- Ooh. How much are they getting?
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- 200 bucks.
- Mm.
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So you should talk to
your manager, Tressa.
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I mean, you're Sam Fox, number
two on the call sheet. Come on.
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- Number three.
- My client's ten.
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And that makes sense, as I
tend to gravitate toward men
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of lower status in life and on the set.
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You're so funny!
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Who's this manager?
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I don't know. Some
cool lady with a face.
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What cool lady with a face? You
talking about Boatie Trell?
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No, not a Boatie.
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- Mer Kodis?
- That one.
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- Are these names? Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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She make a pass at you?
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What? No. Calm down.
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I'm straight. I'm a straight girl.
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- I won't tell.
- She's a flipper, Sam.
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Flip-per. Woo, boy,
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you are right up her alley.
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That's her thing, she likes
to flip straight girls.
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She's a flipper.
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- Stop saying flipper.
- Is she cute?
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I dated a lesbian once. Business school.
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She's got to be cute if she's
a successful serial flipper.
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I don't know.
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For the record, I don't
hate where this is going.
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I always wanted you
to have a girl phase.
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- You did?
- Mm-hmm.
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- I didn't.
- Mm-hmm?
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I mean, I don't think it's in me.
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I mean,
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I like it... in me.
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Mom, gross.
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You guys are so binary.
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I'm not sure what that means,
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but I'm pretty sure I'm
all about that "D."
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Yeah, I can't hear any more of this.
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I'm with Frankie... I don't
see sexual preference.
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That is such bullshit.
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Mer Kodis is danger, okay? Listen to me.
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Yup, very, so straight.
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Is that something
people are still doing?
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Yup. Still doing straight.
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I do straight with
straight men... people.
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I've said nothing.
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She was on set, giving
her client advice.
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I saw her for, like, ten seconds,
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and now all of a sudden
you're acting like
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we're running away together.
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Jesus. You're so sensitive and jealous.
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I am not jealous.
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Okay. Okay. Can we not
have a feelings talk?
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I'm not having a feelings talk,
I'm just giving you some tips.
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I'm good. I'm all good.
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I feel like you just
had a feelings talk.
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- Hello! Darling...
- Hi.
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- ...look what I brought you.
- Oh, Phil. I don't.
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- Hi, Walter.
- Hello, Sam.
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Don't bring that into the house.
I have five of those already.
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Yes, but it's a manual can opener.
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- I told you I don't want you to bring
- If you mean to...
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- any more stuff to my house.
- Well, I want you to have it
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and I'm going to leave it, anyway.
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For the lady.
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We have to think about the scenarios
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of disaster very carefully.
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- Mm.
- I'm the president
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of the emergency preparedness committee.
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Voted unanimously into office.
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Well, I've seen my share of disasters.
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Are we staying for dinner, Phil?
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Dinner. I hadn't thought...
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No, no, no, now, we
don't want to intrude.
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What's this? Risotto?
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- Mm.
- Oh, Walter, we must.
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Then we must.
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Hmm. It's interesting
how plain it tastes.
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Hi.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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I know who you are.
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- Hi. Reiki..
- Sam.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to finally meet you.
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What's up?
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Sorrow, your dad's here.
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They've been giving each other tattoos.
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She's on the toilet.
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Whoa, is that Sharpie?
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Are you crazy? It's eyeliner.
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- Of course.
- Can Sorrow
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and Pepper sleep over tonight?
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- I don't know, it's a...
- Please?
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- We're talking about a school night.
- Please, please.
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How do we feel about that?
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- I'm good.
- I'm good.
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Yes!
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- So, come on in.
- Great.
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Did you guys eat?
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- No.
- Stay. Stay.
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It smells delicious.
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- It is delicious. Come on.
- Okay.
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Don't you want to check the car?
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Oh, God, yes, yes.
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- What...
- Great.
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- What are you checking?
- Just simmer down.
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Oh, your art is so beautiful.
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I love it.
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Yeah, I love it, too.
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- Yeah.
- Come on.
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Let me wine you and dine you.
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Thank you.
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- Reiki, this is my mom, Phil.
- Hi.
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- Hello.
- And her special friend Walter.
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- Walter, hi.
- Nice to meet you.
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- That's my bro Marion.
- Hello. Nice to meet you.
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- And the rest.
- Hey.
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- I'm Rich, hi. I'm the rest.
- Hi, Rich. Hi.
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- Red or white?
- Anything nonalcoholic.
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- All right, I got you.
- So, you're the decorator.
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I am.
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You're with Sunny's bum of a husband?
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You should meet my mother.
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He's her ex-husband.
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And I find him charming in every way.
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- Every way?
- Mm-hmm. All the ways.
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Well, there's a lid for every pot.
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Yeah, well, his lid
certainly fits my pot.
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Cheers.
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Cheers.
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Everyone...
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this is Dexter. Hello.
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- The fuck?
- And his handler Linda,
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- as required by state law.
- Hi. Jump.
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Yeah, check this out.
He jumps. Watch this.
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Come on.
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Look at that.
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- Yeah.
- Get it off me. Get it off me.
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Get it off.
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My God. Frankie! Jason!
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Girls, get down here right now!
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- Are you okay, Mom? It's okay.
- Stay.
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I love monkeys.
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She does. She loves 'em, yeah.
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Her birthday's next week,
so I found her one.
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We've been hanging out all day.
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Oh.
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Mom, Mom, can we keep it?
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Well, I mean, it's just a rental, so...
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Can we rent it? Mom,
can we rent it? Mom?
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- Bro!
- Mom, please.
253
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:32,455
He's here now. Play with him now. Ow.
254
00:11:41,684 --> 00:11:44,713
That's it? He catches
a grape? That's, uh,
255
00:11:44,755 --> 00:11:46,748
a little underwhelming.
256
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:47,882
A grape out of your ear, maybe.
257
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,350
You should get him some
cymbals or something.
258
00:11:49,392 --> 00:11:51,543
Honey, you want to throw
a grape to the monkey?
259
00:11:52,077 --> 00:11:53,755
It feels very intense
260
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,690
to have a primate in the house.
261
00:11:55,732 --> 00:11:56,784
Mm.
262
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:01,930
Oh. She's not into it.
263
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,164
- You see his shorts?
- Yeah, I did.
264
00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:04,925
- Is that what those are?
- Yeah, those are shorts.
265
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,203
Mm...
266
00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:12,006
What about Jeff's new lady? I mean...
267
00:12:12,048 --> 00:12:14,008
holy crap, right?
268
00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:15,543
I know.
269
00:12:15,585 --> 00:12:17,211
- That face.
- Yeah, you think it's real,
270
00:12:17,253 --> 00:12:18,947
- or work done?
- I don't know.
271
00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:21,582
But good for him. Wow.
272
00:12:21,624 --> 00:12:23,117
How old do you think she is?
273
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,286
Who cares? She's fantastic. So sexy.
274
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:28,089
Mm.
275
00:12:32,135 --> 00:12:34,062
It's still half plus seven, right?
276
00:12:34,104 --> 00:12:36,364
I mean, that's the rule.
277
00:12:36,406 --> 00:12:39,367
Half... Half your age, plus seven.
278
00:12:39,409 --> 00:12:41,269
Wow, that's strong.
279
00:12:41,311 --> 00:12:43,571
Well, I'm breaking that rule.
My new boyfriend's 25.
280
00:12:43,613 --> 00:12:44,705
Get out of here.
281
00:12:44,747 --> 00:12:46,099
Mm-hmm.
282
00:12:49,786 --> 00:12:52,781
I wonder if his friends
whisper about me like this.
283
00:12:52,823 --> 00:12:55,216
Whether or not you've had injections
284
00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:56,650
in your lips, you mean?
285
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,719
How dare you.
286
00:12:58,761 --> 00:12:59,821
Of course I have.
287
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:08,596
Oh, Jesus, you guys hotboxed the garage.
288
00:13:08,638 --> 00:13:09,798
- Dinner's ready.
- You want? You want?
289
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,099
Yerp.
290
00:13:11,141 --> 00:13:13,726
Does she... know that I'm... out here?
291
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,737
Careful, it's really strong.
292
00:13:16,779 --> 00:13:18,672
Uh, yeah.
293
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:20,474
- Is this your boyfriend's?
- What? Yeah.
294
00:13:20,516 --> 00:13:21,943
That's not old people weed.
295
00:13:21,985 --> 00:13:24,100
This'll kill you. I can't have any more.
296
00:13:24,142 --> 00:13:25,646
- I can.
- I used to have to smoke nine joints.
297
00:13:25,688 --> 00:13:27,615
Now it's one hit and...
298
00:13:27,657 --> 00:13:30,351
- Oh, yeah.
- ...I'm a dolphin.
299
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:33,521
- Oh... oh, wow.
- Yeah.
300
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,156
How long were we there?
301
00:13:35,198 --> 00:13:38,126
- Hours, days...
- No. 30 minutes.
302
00:13:38,168 --> 00:13:39,327
- Is that it?
- Yeah.
303
00:13:39,369 --> 00:13:40,962
- I came looking for you...
- Oh, that's good.
304
00:13:41,004 --> 00:13:42,263
...after 20 minutes.
305
00:13:42,305 --> 00:13:44,265
Is it weird that I can't feel my hair?
306
00:13:44,307 --> 00:13:46,434
- No, that's not so...
- I have so little left.
307
00:13:46,476 --> 00:13:48,044
Can you usually feel your hair?
308
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,840
You know, and then you get
309
00:13:51,882 --> 00:13:53,207
the onions and the shallots.
310
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,509
Mm-hmm.
- And, um,
311
00:13:55,551 --> 00:13:59,113
you can either use, if you
don't have any tomatoes...
312
00:13:59,155 --> 00:14:02,450
- Oh.
- What?! My baby.
313
00:14:02,492 --> 00:14:06,620
Oh, oh, hi, baby!
314
00:14:06,662 --> 00:14:07,721
Hi, Mom.
315
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:11,025
Hi from college. We're making dinner.
316
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,461
- Risotto. Say hi to everybody.
- Ooh.
317
00:14:13,503 --> 00:14:15,463
- Hi, darling Max.
- Hey, Max.
318
00:14:15,505 --> 00:14:18,499
Hi. Oh, hi, Gram. Hi, Walter.
319
00:14:18,541 --> 00:14:20,201
Is it cold in the tundra?
320
00:14:20,243 --> 00:14:22,536
I haven't seen my legs
in, like, three weeks.
321
00:14:23,713 --> 00:14:24,839
You're wearing a tank top.
322
00:14:24,881 --> 00:14:27,008
Oh, I know, we, like, crank up the heat.
323
00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:28,977
- Mom, I need to tell you...
- We got a monkey.
324
00:14:29,019 --> 00:14:32,046
- Hmm?
- Oh, my God!
325
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,421
You wait until I leave to get a monkey?
326
00:14:35,059 --> 00:14:37,852
- I don't know. Not ours.
- Oh.
327
00:14:37,894 --> 00:14:40,688
Did you order those Korean face masks?
328
00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:42,115
Yes, I did.
329
00:14:45,902 --> 00:14:49,663
Honey, so how are you?
Are you making friends?
330
00:14:49,705 --> 00:14:51,332
Yeah, it's, uh, it's great.
331
00:14:51,374 --> 00:14:53,501
Everyone's really chill, you know.
332
00:14:53,543 --> 00:14:55,103
I mean, it's different.
333
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,670
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
334
00:14:56,712 --> 00:14:59,073
That's good. I'm so proud of you.
335
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:02,443
So, Mom, I'm pretty sure I'm
gonna finish the semester.
336
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,379
- But...
- Oh, I got to serve the plates now.
337
00:15:05,421 --> 00:15:07,181
I got to serve the... the...
338
00:15:07,223 --> 00:15:09,117
Finish... finish the semester?
339
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:12,386
- She may. Pretty sure.
- She may finish the semester.
340
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,926
We're doing a pop-up
restaurant in Echo Park.
341
00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:19,193
- Oh, really?
- What?
342
00:15:19,235 --> 00:15:20,394
- Yeah.
- That's right.
343
00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:23,197
Limited menu, mostly
barbecue. Small bites.
344
00:15:23,239 --> 00:15:25,033
Gauge investor interest.
345
00:15:25,075 --> 00:15:27,316
- Hmm.
- Aw, they're gonna love it.
346
00:15:27,358 --> 00:15:28,903
Yeah, he's a natural.
347
00:15:28,945 --> 00:15:30,371
I do a few things well.
348
00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:31,906
- Not like Sam.
- Aw.
349
00:15:31,948 --> 00:15:33,975
I didn't know you cooked.
350
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,794
Well, you know, Sunny hates eating.
351
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:39,613
Mm.
352
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:41,515
I don't like men in the kitchen.
353
00:15:41,557 --> 00:15:43,417
It seems undignified. Do you know,
354
00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:46,254
my father severed the
top of his thumb off,
355
00:15:46,296 --> 00:15:49,557
and I didn't notice, but it had
gone right into the pastry,
356
00:15:49,599 --> 00:15:50,824
and I rolled it up.
357
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:53,327
I think I ate a bit of
it, or just the nail.
358
00:15:54,504 --> 00:15:56,630
What is...
359
00:15:56,672 --> 00:15:58,858
- happening?
- But I've never told it.
360
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,970
Did you ever hear this story?
361
00:16:02,012 --> 00:16:04,738
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Just the nail?
362
00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:06,899
- Oh.
- Hi.
363
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,928
- Hello.
- Hi.
364
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,587
Uh, am I interrupting?
365
00:16:19,629 --> 00:16:22,807
I just, um... Sorrow!
366
00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:25,693
Uh...
367
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,361
she's staying.
368
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,930
Yeah, they're doing,
like, a sleepover thing.
369
00:16:29,972 --> 00:16:31,499
I thought I was... I mean, I'm staying
370
00:16:31,541 --> 00:16:33,167
at the house tonight, so...
371
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,168
Hi, Mark.
372
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,769
Hi.
373
00:16:35,811 --> 00:16:38,272
You guys, come in.
374
00:16:38,314 --> 00:16:39,707
Join us, come on.
375
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,775
I made lemon risotto.
376
00:16:41,817 --> 00:16:43,677
It's got, like, a million
trillion calories.
377
00:16:43,719 --> 00:16:45,113
So good.
378
00:16:45,155 --> 00:16:46,673
Oh, it's so good.
379
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,183
- Hi, hi, hi.
- Hi, I'm Mark.
380
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,954
- Mwah. Hi, hi.
- Hi.
381
00:16:50,996 --> 00:16:51,886
Pleasure.
382
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,741
Marion. I didn't know you were in town.
383
00:16:53,783 --> 00:16:55,956
- Hello, gorgeous.
- Mark. Hi, there.
384
00:16:55,998 --> 00:16:58,159
- Right this way, table waiting.
- Hi.
385
00:16:58,201 --> 00:17:00,361
- Hi, honey.
- Hi.
386
00:17:00,403 --> 00:17:01,829
Oh, good. Good. Okay.
387
00:17:01,871 --> 00:17:03,231
You guys sit together. You can talk
388
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,066
about money and Republican-y stuff,
389
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,801
- and I'll get you guys some bowls.
- Ha, ha.
390
00:17:07,843 --> 00:17:09,429
I'll be right back.
391
00:17:11,411 --> 00:17:14,175
- So you're a Republican?
- Yes. Yes I am.
392
00:17:14,217 --> 00:17:16,710
- Still?
- Mm...
393
00:17:16,752 --> 00:17:19,880
- But he loves the gays.
- True. Can't get enough.
394
00:17:19,922 --> 00:17:22,316
Oh, um,
395
00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:25,319
Mark and I drank one of
your bottles of kombucha.
396
00:17:25,361 --> 00:17:27,988
- I'll replace it, I...
- No, it's no big deal.
397
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:29,757
I'm sorry, I'm confused.
398
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,726
Do you all live together,
like in a commune?
399
00:17:32,768 --> 00:17:35,054
Oh. No.
400
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,332
I can't even share a bathroom. No.
401
00:17:38,374 --> 00:17:40,101
We share the house.
402
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,770
The... the kids stay put. We, um,
403
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:45,173
- alternate days.
- You what?
404
00:17:45,215 --> 00:17:46,740
Sounds dreadful.
405
00:17:46,782 --> 00:17:48,541
It's called nesting, dear.
406
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,708
I can hear you. You don't have to shout.
407
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,280
- It's working well.
- Yeah,
408
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,947
the kids don't have to
move around, I get it.
409
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,349
I thought the whole point
of getting divorced
410
00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:56,784
was that you don't have to get annoyed
411
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,452
at the empty pickle jar
in the fridge anymore,
412
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,788
with the single pickle
floating around like a turd.
413
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:04,425
I've always felt that about
a single pickle in a jar.
414
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:05,893
- Looks like a turd?
- Yeah.
415
00:18:05,935 --> 00:18:07,128
Or that's the whole reason for divorce?
416
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,762
Jeff loves
417
00:18:08,804 --> 00:18:11,432
to leave his laundry in the hamper,
418
00:18:11,474 --> 00:18:13,701
like there's some magic laundry fairy
419
00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:15,703
that's just gonna go,
you know, like, "Poof."
420
00:18:15,745 --> 00:18:18,038
Hmm.
421
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,400
That's... that's hilarious.
422
00:18:20,442 --> 00:18:23,059
Yeah. That happened once in six months.
423
00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:24,878
So...
424
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,747
Sounds awfully complicated.
425
00:18:26,789 --> 00:18:29,817
In our day, we just stayed
married and had affairs.
426
00:18:37,849 --> 00:18:40,661
- Mm.
- Oh, come on, darling.
427
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,062
Eat up.
428
00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:45,233
That's really good.
429
00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:46,500
- You made this?
- Thank you. Oh, yeah.
430
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,796
- Lovely, really good.
- Thank you.
431
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,607
- Yeah, it's the framboise.
- Oh, is that what gives it that
432
00:18:53,649 --> 00:18:55,609
- little bit of brown there?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
433
00:18:55,651 --> 00:18:57,911
It smells so good. Bro, smell.
434
00:18:57,953 --> 00:18:59,580
Dessert's for children
and people don't care
435
00:18:59,622 --> 00:19:01,480
what they look like. We need to talk.
436
00:19:02,028 --> 00:19:04,752
Oh. That's my brother's serious voice.
437
00:19:04,794 --> 00:19:07,988
I want to talk to you about
Phil's mental state.
438
00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:09,657
Well, I don't.
439
00:19:09,699 --> 00:19:11,625
For example, she shouldn't
be driving a car.
440
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,494
Oh, Jesus.
441
00:19:13,536 --> 00:19:15,129
Can you just please give this to Duke?
442
00:19:36,046 --> 00:19:38,098
You've been saying this
for ten years now.
443
00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:41,017
Every time you see her, you
want to sell the house,
444
00:19:41,059 --> 00:19:43,103
take away her car and put her in a home.
445
00:19:43,145 --> 00:19:46,840
She lost her American Express
card four times this summer.
446
00:19:46,882 --> 00:19:48,130
Yes, four.
447
00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:49,630
She lost her phone twice.
448
00:19:49,672 --> 00:19:52,657
And when she does her answer her
phone, she does it in an accent.
449
00:19:52,699 --> 00:19:54,067
- Not English.
- Yeah.
450
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:57,188
That's because she gets
so many telemarketers.
451
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,234
She doesn't want them to know it's her.
452
00:19:59,276 --> 00:20:01,191
Hello?
453
00:20:02,211 --> 00:20:03,477
That's just smart.
454
00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:06,462
You won't think it's funny
when she really hurts herself
455
00:20:06,504 --> 00:20:08,215
or someone else.
456
00:20:08,257 --> 00:20:10,218
Let me ask you something.
457
00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:13,086
Do you have any intention
of moving to L.A.
458
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,602
and driving her to bridge every Tuesday?
459
00:20:15,644 --> 00:20:17,658
Or picking her up from
Ross Dress for Less
460
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:21,147
or Jewish Council Thrift
on an hourly basis?
461
00:20:21,189 --> 00:20:22,863
I didn't think so.
462
00:20:22,905 --> 00:20:26,567
So, please, bro, hoe your own row.
463
00:20:26,609 --> 00:20:29,203
What is my row, Sam?
464
00:20:29,245 --> 00:20:31,793
You know. Doing bank shit.
465
00:20:31,835 --> 00:20:34,539
Money. Being afraid of your wife.
466
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,510
Basically never doing anything
467
00:20:36,552 --> 00:20:40,375
to help me, ever. I handle Phil.
468
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,190
God...
469
00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:52,192
He's right, Cookie.
470
00:20:52,234 --> 00:20:54,695
Could you and Mom
471
00:20:54,737 --> 00:20:56,864
have gone a little bit easier on him?
472
00:20:56,906 --> 00:20:59,733
He's so wound up. He's got
such a chip on his shoulder.
473
00:20:59,775 --> 00:21:01,602
It wasn't intentional.
474
00:21:01,644 --> 00:21:03,036
He's the firstborn.
475
00:21:03,078 --> 00:21:04,872
The burned pancake.
476
00:21:04,914 --> 00:21:07,241
And the second child is like a rewrite.
477
00:21:07,283 --> 00:21:09,209
Always comes out a little better.
478
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:10,711
Dad.
479
00:21:10,753 --> 00:21:13,080
- Yes?
- Let me ask you something.
480
00:21:13,122 --> 00:21:14,915
Mm-hmm?
481
00:21:14,957 --> 00:21:18,051
Do you think I should
take Phil's car away?
482
00:21:18,093 --> 00:21:19,453
Put her in a home?
483
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:20,957
Let me ask you something.
484
00:21:21,924 --> 00:21:24,158
You ever win a knife
fight with a midget?
485
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:34,502
Whoa.
486
00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:38,739
Uh, Truman Capote?
487
00:21:38,781 --> 00:21:41,008
- Long time ago.
- Very fat. Very, very, very fat.
488
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,611
Uh, Winston Churchill. Chubby Checker.
489
00:21:43,653 --> 00:21:45,145
- Ponytail. With a ponytail.
- No, with a beard.
490
00:21:45,187 --> 00:21:47,448
- The, ugh...
- Jackie Gleason.
491
00:21:47,490 --> 00:21:50,083
- Fatty Arbuckle!
- Warrior. Rode a-rode a horse.
492
00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:52,853
- Fat horse rider?
- A very fat Oriental.
493
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:55,489
- Other team!
- Genghis Khan.
494
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:56,691
Yes!
495
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,096
Phil, you cannot help them.
496
00:21:58,138 --> 00:22:00,301
I'm not under your control, darling.
497
00:22:00,343 --> 00:22:01,762
It's upside down.
498
00:22:01,804 --> 00:22:04,298
Give!
499
00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:05,833
Black-and-white, black-and-white.
500
00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:09,136
- Penguin!
- Yes!
501
00:22:09,178 --> 00:22:12,373
- That was good.
- Pickup truck.
502
00:22:24,026 --> 00:22:27,388
Hey, kiddo.
503
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:29,390
What are you doing?
504
00:22:34,069 --> 00:22:36,397
Oh...
505
00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:42,970
That's a good girl.
506
00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,643
Here.
507
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:32,035
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