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Yum!

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Breakfast is so the most
important meal of the day.

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Especially because we are
getting close to that due date.

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Mm-hmm.

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Have you been thinking about
what your birth plan is?

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Um, to get it out?

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No, I mean, like, how you want it to go.

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Or who you might, maybe, want
with you in the delivery room.

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Well, definitely not the
father, or my boyfriend.

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You know, twins can be so competitive.

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Right. Well, is there
anyone you would like

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to maybe share this experience with?

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Nah. I mean, I've gotten
this far by myself.

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Plus, I really don't want
anyone looking at my vag.

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Ugh, I can't believe
she's shutting us out.

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If I can't give birth, I
wanted to at least be there

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when our daughter came into this world.

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What if when we're driving
Morgan to the hospital,

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we just, like, get stuck in traffic

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and she just has to have
the baby in the car with us?

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Or, maybe, we don't go
to the hospital at all.

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My friend, Ruth, had
her baby at her house.

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On purpose?

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Yeah. Lots of women do it.

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And it guarantees that we'll be there.

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You don't ask someone
to leave their house

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when you're giving birth
in it. That's just tacky.

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Eliza, home births sound fascinating.

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Tell us about being a midwife.

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Uh, well, I like to
consider myself actually

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a spirit guide first, midwife second,

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and P.E. teacher third.

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Isn't that fascinating?

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I specialize in water birth.

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- It's very tranquil.
- Mm.

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I've had many women in
labor experience orgasm.

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And one man. That was uncomfortable.

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Ooh, an orgasm.

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I'll have what you're gonna be having.

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Colleen, stop.

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So, do you bring everything
that you need for a water birth?

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Like, I don't know, like, tarps?

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Oh, yeah, we bring everything.

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Everything.

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We can even customize the experience.

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Oh, we had a mother who
wanted to be surrounded

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by her family and friends.

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And, to my knowledge, that
had never been done before.

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Doesn't that sound super extra fun?

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Okay, you know what,
I'm just thinking here,

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but I think you should
come in and see one.

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What?

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Mm-hmm.

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Welcome.

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Welcome to our home.

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You'll notice that even
though she's in active labor,

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Sasha is in a very serene place, right?

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And please, if you
feel the need to chant

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or hum or sing, don't
deny yourself that, huh?

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Traffic on the way over
here was really crazy.

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I'm sorry, I'm so uncomfortable.

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I don't know what to say right
now. Oh, are those cold cuts?

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Mm-hmm...

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Oh, I think we're getting close.
I'm gonna do one last check.

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- Ooh.
- Okay.

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Okay. Sasha, please welcome me in.

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I need verbal consent.

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- You may enter.
- Okay, great.

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- Oh.
- Oh.

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Oh. Forgot a napkin.

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Okay, Team Miracle, it's
time to get in that pool

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as one and leave as two.

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Okay, right now, tranquility
is really our friend.

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- Are we calm? Great.
- Yeah.

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Okay, great, let's do it.

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- Okay.
- This is actually kind of cool.

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Yay.

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Who knew having a
baby could be so chill?

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No!

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No!

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Colleen, you said this
would be super extra fun.

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Well, it is! I mean,
she just said, "Woo-hoo!"

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Like, is she in labor or
is she on spring break?

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Oh, the pain.

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- Matt, you're missing it.
- Nah, I'm good.

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- I can't do this.
- Yes, you can.

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Oh, my God! The pain! It's so bad.

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He's coming out teeth first!

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She's actually gonna die.
If I was her, I wouldn't...

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I would want to die right now.

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She does not want to die.

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Please kill me.

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That's the orgasm.

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I can't do this. I can't do this.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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- Get it out.
- Okay,

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- Imogen, your queen is crowning.
- Oh, God.

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There we go. Matt, Matt. Grab
a leg, okay? Get in the tub.

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- Okay.
- Oh, sweet Lord.

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, God.

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Man, that lady is in so much pain.

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I think that was Matt.

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I'm so sorry I made you watch that.

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I don't know if I can do this.

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It's okay. If you want to have the baby

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in the hospital with drugs, by yourself,

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I totally support you.

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No, I mean...

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I just don't know if
I can do this at all.

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What? Of course you can.

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Y-You're stronger than you think.

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Like you said, you've
come this far on your own.

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But what if I don't
want to do it on my own?

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Would you and Matt...

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please, maybe, just,
would you be there with me?

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Really?

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I would love that.

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We would love that.

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Thank you.

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I swallowed some of that water.

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_

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Most people appreciate them.

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Well, I'm not most people!

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Yes, you are. You are so basic.

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Oh, Sam and her friend
Jenna are really going at it.

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- Get out!
- Ooh. Here they come.

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Sam's acting insane.

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No offense. I realize
mental illness is genetic.

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Okay, so I guess you won't
be staying for dinner.

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No.

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I'll just take mine to go.

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Is she gone?

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She's outside eating her
dinner like a raccoon.

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Jenna's dead to me.

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Oh, honey, what was the fight about?

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No, Mom, I think we
should stay out of it.

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She was using my Insta to catfish boys

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into sending her pics
of their treasure trails.

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What's Insta? What's catfish?
What's treasure trails?

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There's no way I'm
spending my whole summer

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working at the pool with her again.

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Well, I think you're making
a very grown-up decision.

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God, Mom, not everything's
fodder for comment.

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Honey, maybe you can help them make up.

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No. When the moms get involved,
the daughters get pissed.

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Well, I don't know if that's true.

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You know, maybe you
don't have to comment

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on every single thing that I say.

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Oh, finally.

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No more Jenna.

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Sam is not gonna be held
back by that deadweight loser.

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I thought we were gonna talk
about our daughter's problems

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after we fooled around.

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We already did.

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That was it? I still
have my underwear on.

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Yeah. That was it. Anyway, now
Sam has her summer available,

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and she can do that
internship at the art gallery.

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Oh, I am so happy, I could do it again.

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Do what again?

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Honey, it's so good of you to
drive me to physical therapy.

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Oh!

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Oh.

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Oh, no, I've got it!

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I've got it. Here we go.

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Okay. Um...

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someone named "Mega-Bitch"

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has texted you five times.

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That's Jenna. You can delete them.

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Oh, no, no, no, I would never.

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Because I don't know how.

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I had a mega-bitch in my life once.

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Marion. She was a dear friend,

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but we had a falling out.

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A-About what?

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She copied my kitchen tiles,

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so I stopped speaking to her forever.

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Over kitchen tiles?

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It just isn't done.

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But you'd be surprised
how quickly a friend

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can go from being dead
to you to just being dead.

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I-I know because Marion's now dead.

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Wow.

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That's actually really sad.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I mean, I-I won't go into details,

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but imagine the worst thing

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that can happen to you in a garden.

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He's so hot.

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Oh, I know.

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Oh, I can't wait for
us to work at the pool.

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They told me we can refill
the condiments this year.

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Remember when we got
so random with mustard?

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That was insane of us.

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Oh, and I bought a waterproof camera

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so we can take pictures
of all the hot guys.

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- Ugh, I wish boys were wet all the time.
- Jenna.

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It's just, well, so good to see you.

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Sam, could we talk for a second?

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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I thought that you and Jenna were done.

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We were, but then Mom-Mom told
me about her super dead friend

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and it made me realize
Jenna could be stabbed

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by a deranged drifter in
her garden at any time.

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Oh.

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Tank. Drop it!

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Mom?

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Mom, I told you not to
meddle in Sam's life.

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Oh, I know you were worried
she wouldn't listen to me,

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but she was very receptive.

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No, no, it's not that.

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It's just that Jenna is a
terrible influence on her.

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And she has wasted every
summer with that dud.

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Then they finally have a falling-out,

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you come in with your
"dead Marion" sob story,

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and you-you ruin everything.

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Well, Marion was a
true and a dear friend.

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Oh, Mom, come on. She
stole your kitchen tile.

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Okay, I have heard
you say multiple times

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you're glad she's dead.

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It just isn't done.

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Honey, why don't you
tell Sam how you feel

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about her friend?

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I didn't listen to you when I was a kid,

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and Sam is not gonna listen to me.

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Sam isn't you, Heather.

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She'll care about what you say.

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What do you know?

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You think your eye cream is working.

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Oh, you know what?

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Don't waste your summer with Jenna.

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Find an internship somewhere.

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Find your passion, I just...

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I don't want you to
lose out on your dreams

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because your best
friend doesn't have any.

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You don't get it.

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- Your best friend is Dad.
- Oh...

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Oh, and Sophia!

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Do you think that I don't
know what it's like to be you?

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Hey.

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I was you, okay?

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You don't think that I liked wet boys

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- when I was your age?
- Oh, God.

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- Mom, stop!
- Huh? Hey! Hey!

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I invented liking wet boys!

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And then she made me realize

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that my skin care routine was failing.

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I told you that this would happen.

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I felt sure she would listen to you.

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Here we go.

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I need you to sign this.

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Well, what is it?

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It's an application for
that art gallery internship.

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Jenna's probably going

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to get fired from the pool, anyway.

257
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:36,133
She told me that she was
going to tongue the guys

258
00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:37,585
when she gives them CPR.

259
00:10:41,311 --> 00:10:43,307
She listened.

260
00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:46,610
I guess she does care what you think.

261
00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:50,731
And now, instead of
Jenna bringing Sam down,

262
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:53,483
maybe Sam can pull Jenna up.

263
00:10:53,933 --> 00:10:56,351
Or maybe Jenna will die in a garden.

264
00:10:59,424 --> 00:11:01,346
_

265
00:11:03,255 --> 00:11:05,275
Ooh, yeah, Greg.

266
00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:06,533
- Mommy likey.
- Ooh.

267
00:11:06,558 --> 00:11:08,933
A midday sext. Jen, you nasty.

268
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,813
Oh, no, no. It's a credit card alert.

269
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,637
Oh, then you just weird.

270
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,639
Yeah. Greg just dropped
some serious coin

271
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:18,273
at this store I love. Ooh,
I bet it's my push present.

272
00:11:18,298 --> 00:11:20,632
Wait, isn't your present the baby?

273
00:11:20,657 --> 00:11:22,574
No, no. It's something fancy you wear

274
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,215
that reminds you of the baby.

275
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,778
Oh. Well, what if you have a C-section?

276
00:11:25,802 --> 00:11:27,302
Then you wouldn't get a push present.

277
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,721
Colleen, please. He already
bought it, and I'm getting it.

278
00:11:33,836 --> 00:11:35,083
Hey, you.

279
00:11:37,075 --> 00:11:38,387
Hey.

280
00:11:40,984 --> 00:11:43,484
You know, I'm-I'm not
sure what this smile is,

281
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,170
but it sure beats you just staring at me

282
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:48,906
until I apologize for
something I didn't know I did.

283
00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,925
Yeah, that's a different stare.

284
00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:52,066
This...

285
00:11:52,862 --> 00:11:54,463
is a love stare.

286
00:11:57,265 --> 00:11:58,681
Yeah.

287
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:02,337
And I-I think I see the difference.

288
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,768
Okay. Um, I'm gonna go.

289
00:12:08,803 --> 00:12:10,887
- Okay.
- Yeah.

290
00:12:10,912 --> 00:12:12,580
I'm gonna watch you go.

291
00:12:18,229 --> 00:12:21,981
Hi. Thank you so much
for babysitting Lark.

292
00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:25,083
Mm! No trouble. No.

293
00:12:25,108 --> 00:12:26,652
Done with the windows.

294
00:12:26,738 --> 00:12:29,155
W-Was she cleaning your windows?

295
00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,656
Oh, she's play cleaning.

296
00:12:30,742 --> 00:12:33,241
Yeah, you did such a good
job on the windows, Lark.

297
00:12:33,266 --> 00:12:34,682
Do you want to try the toilets?

298
00:12:34,707 --> 00:12:35,628
Yes.

299
00:12:35,653 --> 00:12:38,275
Yeah, don't forget your scrubby puppet.

300
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,050
Oh, she's having so much fun.

301
00:12:40,523 --> 00:12:41,709
Oh, hey.

302
00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:42,835
This is nice.

303
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,345
Yeah, I was gonna say
that you're glowing,

304
00:12:44,369 --> 00:12:47,047
- but I think it's just the jacket.
- Thank you.

305
00:12:47,072 --> 00:12:48,341
It's my push present from Greg.

306
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,984
I mean, he didn't give
it to me, but I found it,

307
00:12:51,009 --> 00:12:53,702
and I couldn't resist sneaking
it out for a test drive.

308
00:12:53,727 --> 00:12:56,491
I wish I had one of these.

309
00:12:56,516 --> 00:12:58,640
Yeah, the only jacket
that Tim's ever given me

310
00:12:58,665 --> 00:13:00,520
is a Flonase-branded windbreaker.

311
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,522
Oh. Well, you should get one.

312
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:03,823
- No, really?
- Yeah.

313
00:13:03,858 --> 00:13:06,151
- Oh, God, well, then we'd be like twins.
- Yeah.

314
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,261
- Yeah. I mean, you know...
- Yeah.

315
00:13:07,285 --> 00:13:08,698
the kind of twins that would make sure

316
00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:09,941
not to wear it on the same day.

317
00:13:09,965 --> 00:13:13,376
Oh, well, that would be ridiculous.

318
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,759
Or it would bond us like sisters

319
00:13:15,784 --> 00:13:17,370
in a way that I've always wanted.

320
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,505
- Yeah.
- You're right. It would be ridiculous.

321
00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:21,707
Lark!

322
00:13:22,328 --> 00:13:24,877
Hey.

323
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,630
Thanks for watching Lark again.
I don't know what Jen said

324
00:13:27,715 --> 00:13:30,535
to our babysitter, but she's
not returning our calls anymore.

325
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,976
Oh, no way.

326
00:13:32,001 --> 00:13:34,556
I bought Mom that same
jacket for her birthday.

327
00:13:35,478 --> 00:13:38,478
You-you bought Mom a jacket like this

328
00:13:38,503 --> 00:13:40,086
for her birthday? Not Jen?

329
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,035
Why would you think I
bought that jacket for Jen?

330
00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:45,049
Because Jen thinks that you
bought that jacket for Jen.

331
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,427
She knows about it, Greg.

332
00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:47,711
She thinks that's her push present.

333
00:13:47,735 --> 00:13:49,803
Push present? Why would
she get a push present?

334
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,378
It's our second kid.

335
00:13:51,403 --> 00:13:53,155
What do you think? That
you push on the first one

336
00:13:53,179 --> 00:13:55,232
and the rest just fall out?

337
00:13:55,257 --> 00:13:57,171
Yeah, good point. I got to fix this.

338
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:05,168
Uh, why is my daughter vacuuming?

339
00:14:05,253 --> 00:14:08,400
Oh, Greg, no... come
on. She's play vacuuming.

340
00:14:08,425 --> 00:14:09,550
Yeah!

341
00:14:09,575 --> 00:14:11,066
So fun, right, Lark?

342
00:14:11,091 --> 00:14:11,972
You know what's really fun?

343
00:14:11,997 --> 00:14:13,768
When you get right under the couch.

344
00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:14,927
Yes!

345
00:14:14,952 --> 00:14:17,536
Yes! Okay, don't scuff the legs, okay?

346
00:14:21,511 --> 00:14:24,984
I am so glad that you love your jacket.

347
00:14:25,009 --> 00:14:28,074
- I do. I don't ever want to take it off.
- Yeah.

348
00:14:28,109 --> 00:14:29,909
So tell me, was it a surprise?

349
00:14:29,944 --> 00:14:31,444
Such a surprise.

350
00:14:31,529 --> 00:14:33,030
Okay. Well, happy push gift.

351
00:14:33,055 --> 00:14:34,425
- Thank you.
- Yeah, you're welcome.

352
00:14:34,449 --> 00:14:37,416
You know, 'cause second
babies don't just fall out.

353
00:14:37,561 --> 00:14:40,076
Fall out? Fall out of where?

354
00:14:42,123 --> 00:14:43,422
Oh, look.

355
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,758
You did the thing we
both agreed not to do.

356
00:14:45,793 --> 00:14:48,575
Oh, I know. God, I know. I'm so bad.

357
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:52,215
Oh, wow. Twins.

358
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,697
That's fun.

359
00:14:53,722 --> 00:14:55,101
That's not.

360
00:14:55,136 --> 00:14:58,580
Oh! Oh, look at us.

361
00:14:58,605 --> 00:15:01,916
We're like the Pink Ladies,
except our jackets are black.

362
00:15:01,941 --> 00:15:03,648
- We're the Black Ladies.
- No.

363
00:15:03,673 --> 00:15:05,682
Yeah, I'm gonna go get Santa hats,

364
00:15:05,707 --> 00:15:09,232
and we'll do the
Christmas photo right now.

365
00:15:09,823 --> 00:15:11,400
Clever fix, Greg.

366
00:15:11,425 --> 00:15:12,818
You just made it worse.

367
00:15:13,909 --> 00:15:16,373
What did you make worse, Greg?

368
00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:18,658
Look, I know that this
looks bad, it's just,

369
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,910
I got the jacket for
Mom first. All right?

370
00:15:20,995 --> 00:15:23,613
And I told her that she was getting it

371
00:15:23,638 --> 00:15:25,164
before I realized that you wanted one.

372
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:28,417
So you told her about the
gift before you gave it to her?

373
00:15:28,503 --> 00:15:31,573
Well, yeah, I always do, because
I worry about her and surprises.

374
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,355
But not you. I don't have to
worry about you and surprises,

375
00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:37,523
which is why I got you another one.

376
00:15:38,047 --> 00:15:39,014
Check your pocket.

377
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:43,182
What? Greg. You got me something else?

378
00:15:43,664 --> 00:15:47,789
What is this? This a,
uh, this a freshener?

379
00:15:48,101 --> 00:15:49,101
Oh, my!

380
00:15:50,358 --> 00:15:53,442
Greg hid a bracelet in my pocket,

381
00:15:53,528 --> 00:15:55,319
and it's engraved.

382
00:15:55,344 --> 00:15:58,970
"To the most beautiful
mom, I love you forever."

383
00:15:58,995 --> 00:16:01,579
Oh, my darling.

384
00:16:04,943 --> 00:16:06,826
_

385
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,347
Why don't you go
breathe in your own house

386
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:17,400
and stop sprinting across the
street and eating my leftovers?

387
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,885
I drove over here.

388
00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:20,677
I'm a little out of breath
because of all the steps

389
00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:22,300
you got leading up to your front porch.

390
00:16:22,325 --> 00:16:23,480
There's just one.

391
00:16:23,505 --> 00:16:26,609
Mm-mm. I'm counting your
welcome mat as a step.

392
00:16:26,661 --> 00:16:29,324
When was the last time you saw a doctor?

393
00:16:29,349 --> 00:16:32,631
Well, last time I looked
in the mirror, so Monday.

394
00:16:32,656 --> 00:16:35,574
No, no, no. When was the
last time you had a physical?

395
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:39,372
Eh, doctors don't really get physicals.

396
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:42,375
You know, after 40, you
should get them annually.

397
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,960
And if you ask, they'll
send you a postcard.

398
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,797
Sometimes it's nice to get mail.

399
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,632
I like getting mail.

400
00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:51,088
Me, too.

401
00:16:55,628 --> 00:16:57,579
I sweat through the paper.

402
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,942
Feel like a giant Italian
hoagie, Mike's Way.

403
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,727
Ooh, that reminds me

404
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,479
what I'm gonna have for lunch today.

405
00:17:03,804 --> 00:17:04,813
Burger.

406
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,565
Okay. Breathe in.

407
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,901
Breathe out.

408
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:12,983
Is that, is that enough?
Or do we need more?

409
00:17:13,007 --> 00:17:15,241
- Keep going.
- Okay.

410
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,489
Dr. Tim Hughes.

411
00:17:19,514 --> 00:17:20,996
What's the good news?

412
00:17:21,048 --> 00:17:22,998
Tim, it's Dr. Chilada.

413
00:17:23,023 --> 00:17:24,444
Hey, Gwen.

414
00:17:24,469 --> 00:17:26,874
We got your tests back.
I have some tough news.

415
00:17:26,899 --> 00:17:28,124
You have a critical blockage

416
00:17:28,149 --> 00:17:30,089
in your left anterior descending artery.

417
00:17:30,114 --> 00:17:32,031
I need you to get to the ER immediately.

418
00:17:34,655 --> 00:17:35,655
Tim?

419
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,159
Tim?

420
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,377
- Yeah. Uh...
- Come on, idiot!

421
00:17:40,401 --> 00:17:41,767
Yep.

422
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,686
I'm here, I'm here.

423
00:17:43,738 --> 00:17:45,975
Sorry, I'm on my way to my
daughter's, uh, soccer game.

424
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,754
She's a goalie. I don't
know if I told you that.

425
00:17:47,778 --> 00:17:50,331
But she's got her
dad's catlike reflexes.

426
00:17:52,725 --> 00:17:54,446
Get to St. Joe's right now.

427
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,492
I'll let them know to expect you.

428
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,371
Whoo!

429
00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:05,149
What did the doctor say?

430
00:18:06,742 --> 00:18:07,543
I don't know, John.

431
00:18:07,595 --> 00:18:09,323
What did the doctor say?

432
00:18:09,348 --> 00:18:11,714
I'm not telling you a joke, you dummy.

433
00:18:11,938 --> 00:18:13,971
I'm asking about your health.

434
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,218
Yeah, it's just your, uh,

435
00:18:16,682 --> 00:18:19,054
everyday critical blockage

436
00:18:19,106 --> 00:18:22,198
of the left anterior descending artery.

437
00:18:22,346 --> 00:18:24,337
You mean the widow-maker?

438
00:18:24,362 --> 00:18:26,195
What are you doing, Tim?

439
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,697
You need to be in the
ER, like, yesterday.

440
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,233
Sure, John, I'll just fire
up the old time machine.

441
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:34,320
Trust me, I'm fine.

442
00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:37,635
Are you seriously eating that?

443
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:39,575
Hmm? Are you asking

444
00:18:39,627 --> 00:18:41,076
because you know it's not mine

445
00:18:41,128 --> 00:18:42,815
or because you saw
it fall on the ground?

446
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,321
This is a medical emergency.

447
00:18:44,346 --> 00:18:46,248
- Look, I'll drive you to the hospital.
- Uh-uh.

448
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,716
I'm not gonna miss Sam's game.

449
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,718
Doctors are wrong all the time.

450
00:18:49,743 --> 00:18:51,898
Come on, what-what are the
chances that my grandfather,

451
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,505
my uncle, my dad, and I

452
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:56,342
all have the same problem?

453
00:18:56,575 --> 00:18:57,784
Very low.

454
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:05,110
Hey, Dad.

455
00:19:05,135 --> 00:19:06,718
Hey, there she is!

456
00:19:06,804 --> 00:19:08,387
My little soccer star.

457
00:19:08,472 --> 00:19:09,803
Oh.

458
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,482
I let 12 goals in.

459
00:19:11,534 --> 00:19:14,078
It's already the highest
scoring game of the season.

460
00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:15,185
And you were a part of it.

461
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,772
I'm so proud of you.

462
00:19:17,928 --> 00:19:20,091
There you are out there, just...

463
00:19:20,116 --> 00:19:23,067
living your life to the
fullest, seeing the world.

464
00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:25,723
You got to get out there
and find yourself a good guy

465
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:28,310
who treats you right and
makes you laugh, right, Sam?

466
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,335
Above all, he's got to make you laugh.

467
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,553
Okay, Dad.

468
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,912
Um, are-are you done?

469
00:19:34,937 --> 00:19:37,842
No. No, honey, I'm not done, no.

470
00:19:38,148 --> 00:19:40,344
I'm gonna be around
for a long, long time.

471
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,469
Don't you worry.

472
00:19:42,547 --> 00:19:45,131
You get out there and
soccer it up, all right?

473
00:19:45,156 --> 00:19:46,734
Aw.

474
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,445
Hey there, buddy.

475
00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:52,773
Let me buy you some ice cream.

476
00:19:53,219 --> 00:19:55,802
Yes. Yes, that sounds good.

477
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,841
Yeah, a little ice
cream... just what I need

478
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,248
to get this pizza cheese moving.

479
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:05,536
Oh, really hard to decide.

480
00:20:06,044 --> 00:20:07,538
Well, you can have two.

481
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,708
Yes! Two Choco Tacos, please.

482
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,263
Paramedics?

483
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:17,798
How could you?

484
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:21,009
And I was gonna give you a
bite of my Choco Taco, too.

485
00:20:25,717 --> 00:20:28,061
- Tim.
- Hey, babe.

486
00:20:28,086 --> 00:20:29,967
- Oh, hey.
- Hi.

487
00:20:30,944 --> 00:20:33,381
Oh, I'm fine. They just put in a stent.

488
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:34,975
What were you thinking?

489
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,507
He was in denial.

490
00:20:36,532 --> 00:20:38,177
Hey, I'm the doctor here.

491
00:20:38,202 --> 00:20:39,873
I was in denial.

492
00:20:39,898 --> 00:20:42,138
But your dad saved my
life. Thank you, John.

493
00:20:42,163 --> 00:20:44,054
Yeah, I'm damn good in a crisis.

494
00:20:44,079 --> 00:20:45,139
How's Sam doing?

495
00:20:45,164 --> 00:20:49,000
Oh, she's okay. I told her her
dad was having a heart attack

496
00:20:49,025 --> 00:20:50,852
and she had to walk home.

497
00:20:50,877 --> 00:20:51,942
Dad!

498
00:20:52,566 --> 00:20:57,566
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