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-What the the hell
is under your armpit?
-[Whitney] What?
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You have hair
that I could braid.
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[Whitney] Previously on
My Big, Fat, Fabulous Life...
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Everybody, this is Karen.
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Hi, Karen.
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I usually don't bring
my sister and my father
on a first date.
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I haven't had a serious
girlfriend in a long time.
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My dad is in the vicinity.
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-[Karen] What's he doing?
-[Hunter] I think he's spying.
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Well, hey, guys.
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I see you guys
having a good time.
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[Whitney] If we want Hunter
and Karen to, like, have
a successful relationship,
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this is not the way
to ensure that.
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[laughing]
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I've been thinking,
we've got that big house,
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and I think we
ought to consider
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selling it.
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[Whitney] Now that he wants
to sell the house,
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it might be worth renovating
that bedroom downstairs
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so that he could see the
potential in what it could be
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as a downstairs bedroom.
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I'm doing some planning
for your bachelorette party.
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[man] Oh.
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[Whitney] But I was gonna get
to all the bridesmaids
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some toys.
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You're going into a new decade
on 4-14-84 and 2024,
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I'm gonna be 40.
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We need to get
our [bleep] together.
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Yes, we do.
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[opening theme music playing]
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[Tal] Hello?
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[Whitney] Hello!
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[Tal] Hi.
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[Whitney] Goosey,
that's uncle Tal!
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Hi, sweet girl.
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-[Whitney] That's uncle Tal!
-It's just me.
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-Happy New Year.
-Happy New Year.
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I thought we could do it--
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A different twist...
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-Lord.
-...on our regular new Year.
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And don't talk to me
about the bookshelves.
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I know. I know.
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Wait. Yeah. It looks
different in here.
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There was something
over there, too.
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It is out with the old
and not even in with the new
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because mostly I'm just
trying to get rid of
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I'm trying to purge.
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You got to get
this house in order?
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That's gonna be
on your tombstone.
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I've got to get
this house in order.
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[Whitney] Even the house
is never in order.
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Tal and I have a little bit
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of a New Year's tradition
where we like to look back
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at the past year and see
what went wrong.
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Such as usually everything
and how we can change things
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going forward
into the new year.
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This is all this mail
I have for you.
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I changed my address,
I promise.
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I know you did.
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I feel like now
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is a really pivotal
moment for me
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because I'm going
into a new decade.
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I'm turning 40.
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It's going to be a new phase
in my life,
and I want to start strong.
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There is so much emotional,
like, clutter that I just
want to clear out
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so that I can make
room for a lot of big
joys in my life
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that I haven't felt
in a really long time.
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So I've got a little bit
of a midlife crisis
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going on that has lit
a fire under my ass.
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-Oh, bills, okay.
-This is for the wedding.
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Join us for a rehearsal dinner
in honor of Heath and Jaime.
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-Their wedding is that soon?
-For what?
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Yeah, well, we gotta do
bachelorette party first.
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You're planning
the bachelorette party, too?
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-Yes.
-Oh, my God.
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I've got a darn limo.
Games. Lots of decorations.
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We're getting a rental house,
you know?
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So you're doing
all that for Jaime,
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and you're renovating
your dad's house.
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-What are you doing for you?
-Correct.
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Absolutely nothing.
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It's a monumental year.
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-Is it?
Because I'm turning 40.
-Why--
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-Everybody stop.
-I mean, I can't process
it personally.
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Everyone's like,
"Oh, you're turning 40."
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Because that means
I'm right behind you.
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We're middle aged.
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I'm having an existential
crisis about it.
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That's the thing.
I've been in an existential
crisis since I was 18.
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-Since you were born.
-Right, and now
I have another one.
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Like on top of the one
I'm always having.
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On the highway of life,
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I truly feel that I am stalled
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and everyone else in my life
is zooming past me.
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I mean, Buddy is married.
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Jessica is married
and trying for a baby.
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Lenny surprised us all
and now suddenly has a baby.
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Hunter of all people
has entered into
a serious relationship,
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and my younger niece,
Jaime, is getting married
and she's only 25.
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Here I am.
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My license plate says, I'm 40
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and I'm stuck on the side
of the road
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with a white T shirt hanging
out my rolled up window.
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Smoke billowing
out of the hood.
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And ain't nobody stopping.
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So I have got to change my
gears because I would like
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to get back on the road
and headed
in a positive direction.
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Yeah. God, I look back on
my life and I'm like, "Bitch,
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you were really trying."
Like, I am proud of you.
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You were trying so hard.
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Nevertheless, she persisted.
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She did.
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She persistently failed.
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[both laughing]
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But she was trying.
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She was really trying.
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-Oh.
-I'm gonna do mine
out of order.
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So I'm going to do
grief counseling.
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My therapist did suggest that
for me and my dad, actually.
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My friends
have all told me the same.
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They're shocked at how well
it seems like
I handled my mom's death,
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and I don't know
that that's normal.
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I would like to engage
in positive self talk.
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I mean, I cried
at the funeral, but I think
I went a couple
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of months without
having a big just--
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And I'm a crier, you know?
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So it seems
a little weird to me.
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I feel like I'm maybe a little
disconnected from
those feelings
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because they hurt,
you know, they're big,
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scary feelings.
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I do wish that I, like,
felt more connected with her.
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I even wish she would
haunt me like some--
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-You know, like...
-Yeah.
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I feel like I am missing,
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you know, some comfort
that maybe a lot
of people might feel
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after the death
of a loved one.
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I think we really do need
to go to the psychic.
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-I need some direction.
-Because there's a good one
in Charlotte
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that I always wanted to go to,
and I never did
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because some of the
psychics that we have been to
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like the one
that told me I was fat,
like the wild Turkey.
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Oh, my God.
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And I said, "Ma'am, I'm here
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to learn about the future,
not look into the mirror.
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Thank you."
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Yeah, We need a better
psychic experience.
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So you heard this was
like quality
when you were in Charlotte?
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Oh, yeah. Everybody talks
about her.
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I had always heard
about this woman
in Charlotte named Gina,
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who was like the real deal
and really amazing.
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And I never got the
opportunity to go to her,
so I would be interested
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just to see, you know,
if there's any way
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I can connect
to her at all.
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Okay, I've got one.
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Dance more.
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Absolutely.
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-You're too talented
not to. Seriously.
-Um...
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Okay. Now,
personal life, family.
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-Nourish...
-Good word.
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...current relationships.
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And cut out the weeds.
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Well, I already cut them out.
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I'm working on it.
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I wanna go on some dates.
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Because I will not
meet my soulmate
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until I go on some dates.
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I'm not gonna lie.
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I am definitely scared.
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I definitely hear
the clock ticking.
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I'm about to be 40.
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I'm entering into midlife.
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And it feels like time
is passing me by,
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and I want to make sure
that I'm not
wasting any of it.
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So these
New Year's resolutions
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really are the most...
important
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I feel like I've ever made,
and more than
any other year in my life,
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I really want
to stick to them.
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There are so many
things that I think
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I deserve in life.
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But I've got to put in
the work to actually
make them happen.
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I don't-- God, with the dates.
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What is a girl to do?
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I need some,
like spiritual he--
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Like, I need someone
to light sage.
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I'll sage my [bleep],
I don't care.
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[laughing]
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-Careful.
-I will.
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Can somebody
get this out of me?
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Because I'm clogged.
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Spirits, the demons.
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They're clogging up
my passageways.
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How can let someone else in?
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Maybe we can find a psychic
that will do that, too.
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[both laughing]
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Oh.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Dad wants me to do some
cleaning out of the garage
and the attics
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and stuff like that
so that he can
get the house ready to sell.
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But I have been becoming
increasingly more
and more overwhelmed.
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I have been trying
to clean out
my parent's garage
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for years now.
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Mom, it's dirty and broken,
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and it's been in this
garage for 20 years.
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[Barbara] Well, so have you.
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It's going.
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Bring that back here to--
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[Whitney]
Mom, this needs to go.
We're not hoarders.
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Can we get rid of mom sticks?
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-Wait a minute. No!
-Mom, you're not
hoarding twigs.
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Whitney, these are
my best sticks!
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I don't know how I can
even begin this job.
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It's a huge one.
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But I do feel that by tackling
the downstairs bedroom.
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And by making it
beautiful and perfect,
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my brother and I can
convince my dad
not to sell this house.
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[note playing]
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[Whitney] Hello.
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What's up?
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Hi, big boy--
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I don't like how he does me.
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[Hunter] What are
you doing here?
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Daddy told me that I had
to clean out the garage.
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That was part of his thing
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for getting the house
ready to sell.
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And I found this iron,
and this giraffe and these
perfectly good antacids.
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-Yeah.
-Why is the grandfather
clock off the wall?
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The cat knocked it off.
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-I thought that we were a team
on this.
-On, on what?
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I mean, we're
talking about the...
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Operation Dad
doesn't sell the house.
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[Hunter] Well, yeah.
So what are we doing?
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What's the plan?
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Well, so, in order
to sell not selling.
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-To sell not selling
the house,
-To sell-- Right, right.
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first of all, we have
to unearth some
really serious [bleep]
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Once he is swirling...
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[Hunter] Yeah, yeah.
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...in memories, then,
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we bring him into
the downstairs bedroom,
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which is a sanctuary,
if you will.
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-I mean, imagine it.
Hardwoods, nice rug.
-Hmm-hmm.
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-He has his little
desk in there.
-Yeah.
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And plus where am I going
to stay if he sells it?
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[Whitney] Have you
ever felt that--
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I would never be
able to come back.
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Exactly. It would be
everything so that he feels--
because I don't know,
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I mean, I think he's happy
at my house,
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but I want him to feel
that he does not have
to be with me--
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All the time.
250
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Or if we just need,
or "Hey, what if
I have a date?"
251
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You know, and I need somewhere
to send Dad.
Where I'm gonna send him?
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-Right. Yeah.
-[Whitney] You know?
253
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For the past several years,
I was like, hell bent
254
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on getting my parents
to move downstairs
255
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because they both had
some really scary falls.
256
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So, I am remodeling
this room for my dad
257
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so that he can have
a temporary space
258
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or a permanent space
if he wants.
259
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It doesn't matter to me.
260
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It's just about him feeling
like he has options.
261
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But the other plus side to it
is that if I'm gonna be
262
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back out in the dating world,
263
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it's a little awkward to,
you know,
264
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bring someone to the house
when your dad lives, you know,
265
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five feet across the hall.
266
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And the only good thing
is that the hearing aids
do come out
267
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at about 11:30 every night,
but I can't trust it.
268
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You know, he makes a lot
of trips to the bathroom.
269
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Eh... So, you know,
worst case scenario
270
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is that it's a getaway for me
when I need to getaway.
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[Whitney] And think
about this, too.
272
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A month ago, you were single.
273
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Now you're about
to have a baby.
274
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-Me? I don't know
if we're that far.
-Yeah.
275
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-Yes.
-[gasps]
276
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And you didn't tell me?
277
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Hunter! What happened?
Tell me everything.
278
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Start to finish.
279
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It just was the right moment,
and we said
we loved each other.
280
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-That was it.
-Who said it first?
281
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I did. I said, "Hey,
come here for a second."
282
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And she was like, "What?"
I was like, "I got to
tell you something."
283
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She like, "What?" I said,
"I love you." and she said,
"I love you, too."
284
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And I was like...
285
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[guitar playing]
286
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Uh, I mean, things are getting
pretty serious with Karen.
287
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I told her I loved her
and she said back to me,
288
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and I haven't
289
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had any interest in doing that
with a girl in a long time.
290
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Um...
291
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But you know, when it's right,
it's right and you feel it.
292
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And so...
293
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here we are.
294
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Once we get through
with the garage,
295
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we're really working on
the downstairs bedroom.
296
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I mean, I can totally
do all the design,
297
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but I'm not going
to be able to start on
298
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this immediately because
I've got a bachelorette party
that I'm hosting.
299
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I mean, it looks like
I'm going to be spending
300
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a little bit more time
in Atlanta.
301
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So what you're saying
is it's up to me.
302
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:53,400
Kind of. Yeah, that's
kind of what I'm saying.
303
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And you done pissed me off.
304
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It's a good thing
I have this guitar,
305
00:12:58,100 --> 00:13:00,500
so I can put a soundtrack
to this disappointment.
306
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[note playing]
307
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[Whitney] You know,
at the beginning
of this project,
308
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I really thought
I needed my brother
309
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to be hands on,
in the trenches with me,
making it happen.
310
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But I'm actually happier
with him out of the way.
311
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I got to be honest with you.
312
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I have a vision.
313
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I have the checkbook.
314
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So if Hunter's not here
to help, great.
315
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[strumming guitar]
316
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Well, it's been fun.
317
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-It was.
-[Whitney] Good talk.
318
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[strumming guitar]
319
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I think I'm just doing this,
like, vicariously,
320
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as though it were
my bachelorette party.
321
00:13:31,367 --> 00:13:33,867
My niece, Jaime's bachelorette
party is this weekend,
322
00:13:33,867 --> 00:13:36,200
and she has a lot of
bridesmaids coming in.
323
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I got everybody yoga mats
in case we want to do
some breathing exercises.
324
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:43,367
Do you think these girls
came in town to do yoga?
325
00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:45,166
[Jessica]
Whitney is a massive homebody.
326
00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:46,533
She's a little bit in denial.
327
00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:50,066
If she thinks that these girls
in their young 20s
are not gonna want
328
00:13:50,066 --> 00:13:51,567
to go out to a bar
and socialize.
329
00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:52,600
You might be in trouble.
330
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You might have to take
your ass out of the house.
331
00:13:59,867 --> 00:14:01,533
[upbeat music playing]
332
00:14:06,567 --> 00:14:09,100
[Whitney] You gotta lick it.
You don't like envelope?
333
00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:11,567
Lick it. Lick it.
334
00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:12,700
You can do it.
335
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:15,767
That's not doing it, honey.
336
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:18,367
My niece. Jaime's bachelorette
party is this weekend,
337
00:14:18,367 --> 00:14:20,734
and she has a lot of
bridesmaids coming in.
338
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:25,166
So I've got a rental house
in Greensboro,
Angie is arriving tomorrow
339
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,367
to help me finish
all of the party prep.
340
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:31,300
And then we are heading
into an epic bachelorette
party weekend.
341
00:14:32,066 --> 00:14:33,266
[Jessica]
Hello. Knock, knock.
342
00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:35,467
-Oh, Hey.
-Where you at?
343
00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:36,567
Dining room.
344
00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:37,600
I'm coming.
345
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,667
Look at you, girl.
346
00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,734
I love your sweater.
347
00:14:41,734 --> 00:14:43,367
Well, thank you.
348
00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:44,667
Look at all this stuff.
349
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:46,467
I cannot believe I'm actually
350
00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:48,000
-not more stressed than I am.
-Oh, my gosh.
351
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,767
I think I'm just doing this
like vicariously,
352
00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:51,500
as though it were
my bachelorette party.
353
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,667
I really have put in a lot of
354
00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:57,000
time and work into this
355
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,367
bachelorette weekend.
356
00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,367
Because, well,
I think it's a big deal.
357
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:03,266
I mean, Jaime has entrusted me
to host this thing.
358
00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:07,066
You know, I'm nervous
about it being enough
359
00:15:07,066 --> 00:15:09,467
and being what
she wants it to be
360
00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:11,567
and that all of her
friends will like it.
361
00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:14,300
Everyone has a robe. Matching.
362
00:15:14,934 --> 00:15:16,834
I really love being an aunt.
363
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:20,500
I love the idea
of having a niece.
364
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,600
And I just really want
this to be perfect.
365
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,800
[Jessica] Those are so pretty.
366
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,567
I'm a little overwhelmed with
the work that I have to do.
367
00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:30,166
So I've enlisted Jessica
to help me with a little craft
368
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:32,000
because not only
has she had her own
369
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,567
bachelorette weekend before,
but she's very crafty.
370
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,066
What was so funny is
at the first bachelorette,
371
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:40,266
I thought to myself like,
"Okay, I'm 15 years older
than Jaime
372
00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:41,834
and I'm 15 years
younger than Angie.
373
00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:44,166
-So where am I gonna
fit in in this thing, right?
-Right?
374
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:47,667
Turned out I was
the only adult at the
bachelorette party.
375
00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:49,500
Let me show you
the types of things
that were going on.
376
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,600
[Jessica] Okay.
377
00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:52,567
It's a little wild.
378
00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,000
Oh! Oh!
379
00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:55,667
Angie!
380
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:57,200
-[screaming]
-[hip-hop music playing]
381
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,767
Okay. They finally
made me get down.
382
00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:03,333
[laughing maniacally]
383
00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:06,667
-Who's that?
-Jaime.
384
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,600
-Is that Jaime?
-Yes!
385
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,867
Jaime's dumbass back there.
386
00:16:10,867 --> 00:16:12,433
[laughing maniacally]
387
00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:15,266
This is the kind of thing
that we're in for.
388
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,867
You're not ready
for all of that.
389
00:16:16,867 --> 00:16:19,300
-No, I'm not.
-Not for a round
two of that.
390
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:22,567
No, but I'm gonna have
lots of drinks at the house.
391
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:24,266
I'm hoping that they're just
gonna get drunk enough,
392
00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:25,600
they don't want to leave.
393
00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:29,767
They're in their early 20s.
There's no such thing.
394
00:16:29,767 --> 00:16:30,967
-You might be in trouble.
-Exactly.
395
00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:34,100
You might have to,
like, take your ass
out of the house.
396
00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:36,734
-[breathing heavily]
-For one night, for Jaime.
397
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:39,367
Look at it as you're going out
to protect your family.
398
00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:42,266
I got everybody yoga mats
in case in a free moment
399
00:16:42,266 --> 00:16:46,266
if we want to do some
breathing exercises,
or some mindfulness.
400
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:49,100
You think these girls
came in town to do yoga?
401
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,300
[upbeat music playing]
402
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,767
Whitney is a massive homebody.
We all know that about her.
403
00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:55,567
I think she's a little bit
in denial
404
00:16:55,567 --> 00:16:58,166
if she thinks that
these girls in their young 20s
405
00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:01,867
on a bachelorette trip
are not gonna want to go out
to a bar and socialize.
406
00:17:01,867 --> 00:17:04,667
But this might be like
the perfect scenario
407
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:07,000
to kind of force her
out of her comfort zone.
408
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,100
I think it's a great
opportunity to get out
409
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,967
and, you know,
maybe meet a nice guy.
410
00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:13,667
So you know,
I do those collaborations
411
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,567
-with that sex toy company.
-Yes.
412
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:18,967
I've been an ambassador
for an adult toy company
since 2020.
413
00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:20,767
It's pretty extraordinary.
414
00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:24,867
I feel like it's best
for a more experienced user.
415
00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:28,467
My favorite thing about
this toy is that it has
cruise control,
416
00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:31,367
which means it reserves
20% of its full power.
417
00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:34,934
As someone who's been self
pleasuring for 25 years,
418
00:17:34,934 --> 00:17:37,000
it's an important
aspect of life.
419
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:40,467
-Is it lipstick?
No, it's not.
-[Jessica gasps]
420
00:17:40,467 --> 00:17:42,100
Now. This is fancy.
421
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:46,500
Now, the only missing touch
is what I wanted to do
for the cups here.
422
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,166
Yeah, for whatever--
I mean, what What ideas
do you have?
423
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:50,867
-This is an acrylic blank.
-Okay.
424
00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:54,300
You can customize them,
you can put like glitter
and put their name on it.
425
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:56,967
-And then it just slides over
the straw top like that.
-[gasps]
426
00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:58,367
How fun is that?
427
00:17:58,367 --> 00:18:00,166
And so they can, you know,
keep it and take it with them
or whatever.
428
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,100
Do you want to do a test one?
429
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:03,333
-Yeah, let's do a test.
-[Jessica] Okay.
430
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,667
Now, the other thing, though,
is the New Year's resolution.
431
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:08,567
[Jessica] What sort of
resolutions did y'all make?
432
00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:11,166
Stupid, cheesy stuff,
like I want to put myself
back out in the world.
433
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:14,500
That's not stupid or cheesy,
and I love to hear that.
That's like...
434
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,867
-I want to try to date.
-Yes.
435
00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:18,400
I got back
on the apps yesterday.
436
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,266
Do you want to see
the two messages
that I've got?
437
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,300
I don't think I do,
but I think I need to.
438
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,166
-Let's see it.
-This one.
439
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,700
Hey, I love your body.
440
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,333
You like sex?
441
00:18:28,967 --> 00:18:30,734
Oh, my God.
442
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,867
-Well, actually, I do.
-This one.
443
00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:34,600
This opener.
444
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,100
Looking juicy, Whitney.
445
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,233
Oh, my God. [laughing]
446
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,200
What are men doing?
447
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,467
Well, just don't put
any pressure on it
and just let life happen.
448
00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:45,567
I know, but it's like
I never leave the house.
449
00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:47,300
We don't have to fix that.
You've been doing better,
450
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,567
I know, but it's just
the egging and stuff,
451
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,000
-though, I just I'm like...
-I know.
452
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,266
But you can't let
something like that
453
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,367
keep you from
all of the other good
that's in the world.
454
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,266
-I know.
-Because there's
a lot out there.
455
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,767
-Is this thing made or...?
-It's made.
456
00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:02,166
-It's like this is like
a nail thing.
-It is a nail thing.
457
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:04,567
-Oh, my God!
-So this is what
it looks like.
458
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:05,767
No way.
459
00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:08,000
-Stop it! That is the
cutest thing I've ever seen.
-Yeah.
460
00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:10,333
That's beautiful.
461
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,667
I have been on the Apps
for 10 years
462
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,166
and I've had some success.
463
00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,400
I've had relationships.
I've had other things.
464
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:21,100
But recently,
it's just been abysmal.
465
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:25,767
I'm not really looking
for casual sex at all.
466
00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:28,734
Like I just want to go out
on a traditional date,
you know?
467
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,767
So I'm thinking I'm gonna have
to go out in real life,
468
00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:32,367
which is like, even scarier.
469
00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:34,734
But like, what
is the alternative?
470
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:36,967
Die alone with the cats?
471
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,367
I mean, it could be worse,
but I'd rather not.
472
00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:44,000
So I didn't realize this,
he had a huge glow up, okay?
473
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,133
Now he's only like, 25.
474
00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:47,367
-So this is really, like,
from five years ago.
-Okay.
475
00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:49,500
Heath is Jaime's fiance.
476
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,300
I think he's great for Jaime.
477
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:53,967
I have loved Heath
as part of my family,
478
00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:56,500
since I've known
my actual new family.
479
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,734
-Close your eyes.
-Okay.
480
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,133
Open your eyes.
481
00:20:02,066 --> 00:20:03,967
[Whitney shrieking]
482
00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:06,600
-What?
-With the big giant fish.
483
00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:09,767
Sweet angel.
484
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,867
-He means
everything to me.
-Right?
485
00:20:11,867 --> 00:20:14,266
He is very like, grown
and handsome.
486
00:20:14,266 --> 00:20:17,000
I will love Heath
for all of eternity.
487
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,900
[both laughing]
488
00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:22,200
[upbeat music playing]
489
00:20:30,867 --> 00:20:32,100
[door opens]
490
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,734
-Hey!
-Hey!
491
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,867
-How are you?
-Good.
492
00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:38,200
Hey!
493
00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:39,800
[both] Oh.
494
00:20:40,967 --> 00:20:42,467
Good to see you. I missed you.
495
00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:45,600
-Oh, my gosh,
look at all these.
-Yeah!
496
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,200
[upbeat music playing]
497
00:20:49,734 --> 00:20:51,967
Bachelorette Weekend
starts tomorrow.
498
00:20:51,967 --> 00:20:54,000
Look, Heath. [laughs]
499
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,367
These are for a game
we're gonna play,
but I'll keep it a secret.
500
00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:58,100
Angie has flown in
from Alabama
501
00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:01,400
and Even though
I've pretty much
finished everything...
502
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,367
[gasps] That is funny.
That is so funny.
503
00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:07,867
...I still just feel nervous
about things going off
without a hitch.
504
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:11,000
So I'm really glad
that I can settle Angie
into the rental house
505
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,233
and she'll be here
for moral support.
506
00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:15,400
That's scary.
507
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,967
I just thought
it was on theme,
you know?
508
00:21:17,967 --> 00:21:19,867
-Yeah. That's all.
-Hello.
509
00:21:19,867 --> 00:21:21,166
[both laughing]
510
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:22,600
Hello.
511
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:26,867
So all the girls sent me
all the lingerie that they
wanted to buy for her.
512
00:21:26,867 --> 00:21:29,100
So these are all
her lingerie gifts?
513
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:31,100
-Oh, my gosh.
-Yeah.
514
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:34,400
Hopefully, we'll get some
grandbabies out of
all this lingerie here.
515
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,400
-We need some more.
-And then these are
everybody--
516
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,867
I'll let you go ahead
and open yours.
517
00:21:37,867 --> 00:21:39,367
Oh, wifey.
518
00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:43,967
Whitney really outdid herself
while planning this
bachelorette party.
519
00:21:43,967 --> 00:21:47,300
I kept thinking that Whitney
was probably gonna have it
on the kinky side,
520
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:51,567
but everything's very nice,
elegant, super classy,
521
00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:52,667
just like Jaime.
522
00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:55,934
So Jaime will
absolutely love it.
523
00:21:55,934 --> 00:21:58,800
This is for if,
because I know
I won't be drinking.
524
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,200
But I bet.
525
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:04,000
-Yeah.
-I know you I did.
526
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,367
It's a bachelorette party.
527
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,767
I've got you--
I've got you some
liquid hydration.
528
00:22:07,767 --> 00:22:09,133
So if you need that...
529
00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:11,100
Oh, oh, oh.
530
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,300
Now, I didn't know
if this was crossing
the line.
531
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:17,734
I know you wanted,
like strippers and all that,
532
00:22:17,734 --> 00:22:19,367
-but as you see here
on the itenary--
-What you mean?
533
00:22:19,367 --> 00:22:21,266
-...there are are no strippers
-We're not having strippers?
534
00:22:21,266 --> 00:22:22,400
Jaime said no.
535
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,000
-This is bachelorette party.
-I know, but she said, no.
536
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,500
How old is Jaime?
537
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,400
She's acting like
she's my age.
538
00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:32,200
I think it's so silly
that we're going through
all this trouble
539
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,600
to have this
bachelorette party,
540
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,967
and we're not
having strippers,
541
00:22:34,967 --> 00:22:36,567
like, what are
the strippers for?
542
00:22:36,567 --> 00:22:38,767
They're for a bachelorette
party. Correct?
543
00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:40,934
Like Jaime needs to
just loosen up.
544
00:22:40,934 --> 00:22:43,600
Get with the program
and let's have fun.
545
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:47,867
[Whitney] I thought these
little gifts could bring
a little excitement.
546
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,767
This is apparently
really good.
547
00:22:49,767 --> 00:22:52,000
It's not charged,
but it's got the charger
in here.
548
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,500
What you mean apparently?
You've never used it?
549
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,667
No, I've got myself one
but I haven't opened it.
550
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:57,734
You know, I've never had one.
551
00:22:57,734 --> 00:22:59,667
Like, I really haven't.
552
00:22:59,667 --> 00:23:00,867
-I've never--
-What?
553
00:23:00,867 --> 00:23:03,000
-I swear to God.
-Angie.
554
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,200
-I promise.
-Okay.
555
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,867
-You.
-Okay.
556
00:23:05,867 --> 00:23:07,266
I've always been married.
557
00:23:07,266 --> 00:23:09,166
It don't matter that
you've always had a man.
558
00:23:09,166 --> 00:23:11,266
There is no man
that comes with batteries.
559
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:12,867
I'm just saying I never have.
560
00:23:12,867 --> 00:23:14,567
So this is a good time
to start.
561
00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:15,900
It's like Christmas.
562
00:23:16,266 --> 00:23:17,600
I'm just kidding.
563
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:21,834
Angie is full of surprises.
Okay, the Angie I know,
564
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:24,100
I did not expect
for her to tell me
565
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:26,767
that she has never
owned an adult toy.
566
00:23:26,767 --> 00:23:27,934
Would you like a drink?
567
00:23:27,934 --> 00:23:30,100
-Yeah.
-Beer, we got all this.
568
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:32,367
I feel that I'm pretty much
an expert on this...
569
00:23:32,367 --> 00:23:33,834
Eight powerful
pleasure settings,
570
00:23:33,834 --> 00:23:36,567
and it also features
a special technology called...
571
00:23:36,567 --> 00:23:39,300
...and I will champion it
until the day I die.
572
00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:41,000
If there's one thing that
I know how to do
573
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,767
is to introduce people
to adult toys.
574
00:23:42,767 --> 00:23:48,100
So, Angie has a very
nice weekend coming up.
575
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:51,166
And then I want to
hide these so we can have
a little scavenger hunt.
576
00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:54,467
So whoever finds them,
little stress balls or [bleep]
577
00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:57,967
I was gonna say
it looked like a damn penis.
578
00:23:57,967 --> 00:23:59,500
And you would know.
579
00:23:59,767 --> 00:24:01,100
You would too.
580
00:24:01,734 --> 00:24:03,066
You're right. Yeah.
581
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,467
[Angie]
Oh, my gosh, Whitney.
582
00:24:06,467 --> 00:24:08,200
-What?
-That is a ride.
583
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,400
[Whitney] I am so excited
for this bachelorette weekend.
584
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,567
Angie and I are on the way
to the Charlotte Airport
to pick up the girls.
585
00:24:13,567 --> 00:24:15,100
I'll do one shot. That's it.
586
00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:16,867
I'm excited about
everything we're doing.
587
00:24:16,867 --> 00:24:18,600
I just hope I can keep up.
588
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,066
No.
589
00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:29,133
[upbeat music playing]
590
00:24:34,967 --> 00:24:36,967
I wish it was gonna be
a little warm tomorrow.
591
00:24:37,734 --> 00:24:39,133
Actually, this is not
too cold for me.
592
00:24:39,133 --> 00:24:40,467
I would get in the hot tub.
No problem.
593
00:24:40,467 --> 00:24:43,367
But I don't know about
everybody else.
594
00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:45,567
Planning everything has been
a little bit overwhelming,
595
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,533
especially because, you know,
596
00:24:47,533 --> 00:24:50,166
this is a whole gaggle of,
like, 20-something girls
597
00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:53,367
and I'm not sure if I'm
on track with what I'm doing
598
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:54,967
or what they're gonna like.
599
00:24:54,967 --> 00:24:57,233
So having Angie with me,
600
00:24:57,233 --> 00:25:00,567
like for the calm
before the storm,
is definitely helpful.
601
00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:02,166
We've had so many
parties recently,
602
00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:05,367
like, you know, we did
a little a baby shower
for Lenny.
603
00:25:05,367 --> 00:25:08,000
We did a Christmas party.
604
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,834
You know, we're doing
all this stuff like this,
605
00:25:09,834 --> 00:25:12,834
which is fun for me.
I like doing it,
and I feel like, I'm like,
606
00:25:12,834 --> 00:25:13,867
especially with
bachelorette party,
607
00:25:13,867 --> 00:25:15,634
I feel like I'm living
vicariously through Jaime
608
00:25:15,634 --> 00:25:17,433
because I'm not gonna have
a bachelorette party.
609
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:21,033
You have been focused
so much on everyone else.
610
00:25:21,033 --> 00:25:25,533
You're like the best sister,
the best aunt,
the best daughter.
611
00:25:25,533 --> 00:25:29,133
If I was turning 40,
at this point, I felt like,
612
00:25:29,133 --> 00:25:32,634
you know, just focus
on you and what's best for you
613
00:25:32,634 --> 00:25:34,867
and what your goals are,
what you want, like...
614
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:38,166
I want to feel like
grounded and stable
615
00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:42,033
and I feel like
I've lost a lot of myself,
616
00:25:42,033 --> 00:25:46,266
and I'm still...
I don't-- I don't think
I grieved my mom well.
617
00:25:46,266 --> 00:25:47,734
Yeah.
618
00:25:47,734 --> 00:25:51,667
That's why I love, like,
you and and Jaime so much
and like, having family
619
00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:53,867
because I feel like
so untethered, you know,
620
00:25:53,867 --> 00:25:55,266
-like without my mom
-Yeah.
621
00:25:55,266 --> 00:25:57,367
and without, like,
a partner and all that.
622
00:25:57,367 --> 00:26:00,133
And so, you know,
having all this family like,
623
00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:02,066
going, going somewhere
for Thanksgiving, you know,
624
00:26:02,066 --> 00:26:05,634
all that like really helps me
feel, like I don't have
to worry so much
625
00:26:05,634 --> 00:26:08,567
-about being alone
in life, you know.
-Yeah.
626
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,133
[Angie]
I believe everything
happens for a reason.
627
00:26:11,133 --> 00:26:16,333
And I believe Babs had
a lot to do with how this
all happened
628
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:18,000
at the right time.
629
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,266
Whitney does need us.
Distraction is good.
630
00:26:22,266 --> 00:26:24,266
It'll help you move forward.
631
00:26:24,266 --> 00:26:28,367
That makes me so happy
that we could be that for her.
632
00:26:28,367 --> 00:26:33,066
Like, be what helped her
through the most
difficult thing
633
00:26:33,066 --> 00:26:35,667
that she's probably ever
experienced in her life.
634
00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:39,367
I also want to go back
to my fertility doctor
635
00:26:39,367 --> 00:26:41,934
because my eggs
have been frozen for,
636
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,433
I think it's been three years.
637
00:26:43,433 --> 00:26:45,867
So I think I only have
two years, like they only
keep them for five years.
638
00:26:45,867 --> 00:26:50,667
I want to just get rechecked
and make, you know,
know what's going on in there.
639
00:26:50,667 --> 00:26:52,867
Three years ago,
I had a fertility doctor
640
00:26:52,867 --> 00:26:55,367
retrieve and freeze
12 of my eggs.
641
00:26:55,367 --> 00:26:57,734
And put them on ice
so that if I wanted
to get pregnant
642
00:26:57,734 --> 00:27:00,533
at a later date,
I could pursue that.
643
00:27:00,533 --> 00:27:02,467
Breathe, breathe,
breathe, breathe.
644
00:27:02,467 --> 00:27:06,033
-Slow deep breaths, okay.
-We're just gonna try to move
this overy around a little.
645
00:27:06,033 --> 00:27:10,100
Oh, God bless it!
That just felt like...
646
00:27:10,867 --> 00:27:12,100
Okay. All right. Okay.
647
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:16,734
Now that I am almost 40,
I feel like enough time
has passed
648
00:27:16,734 --> 00:27:20,266
that I need to revisit
the eggs to see
what's going on
649
00:27:20,266 --> 00:27:23,033
and also just kind of see
what's going on within
my own body
650
00:27:23,033 --> 00:27:24,433
because I want
to have children
651
00:27:24,433 --> 00:27:27,433
I'm either going to have
to do it through IVF
or maybe do it naturally.
652
00:27:27,433 --> 00:27:30,834
But either way, a trip to the
fertility doctor is due.
653
00:27:30,834 --> 00:27:34,567
So do you not want
to have a child
unless you're married or...
654
00:27:34,567 --> 00:27:37,333
Yes, I definitely would
want to go into it with
a partner, I think.
655
00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:39,066
-I don't think
-I would feel confident--
That would be the ideal.
656
00:27:39,066 --> 00:27:40,333
Sure. I don't think
I would feel confident,
657
00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:44,033
like purposefully having
a child on my own,
that would scare me.
658
00:27:44,033 --> 00:27:47,033
-But if I had a partner...
-You would be a great mother.
659
00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:48,433
...everything might change.
660
00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:50,333
It's just a weird,
complicated feeling.
661
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:52,367
Like I may not be ready
for a baby right now,
662
00:27:52,367 --> 00:27:55,934
but like with women,
you know, there is
like a biological clock
663
00:27:55,934 --> 00:27:57,233
that men don't have
to worry about.
664
00:27:57,233 --> 00:28:00,734
I get it. And I get the fact
that even if you weren't
ready now,
665
00:28:00,734 --> 00:28:02,467
you don't want
the option to be
taken away.
666
00:28:02,467 --> 00:28:04,266
Right, I don't want it to be
like, but you're out of time.
667
00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:05,634
-So, time's up.
-Yeah.
668
00:28:05,634 --> 00:28:08,300
-'Cause it's just like...
-You want to be able
to have the option.
669
00:28:09,533 --> 00:28:13,667
I don't feel great
about having a child
in my 40s.
670
00:28:13,667 --> 00:28:15,333
Personally, I know
a lot of people do it.
671
00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:18,667
I just barely have
enough energy, like,
for my own life at this age.
672
00:28:18,667 --> 00:28:23,467
So it does make me nervous
and ultimately, a partner
would be the first priority,
673
00:28:23,467 --> 00:28:25,867
and then the baby would
come after that.
674
00:28:25,867 --> 00:28:30,166
Whether that's naturally
or if that's conceived
through IVF.
675
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:33,567
Part of me like,
feels pessimistic
about finding a partner.
676
00:28:33,567 --> 00:28:37,266
Maybe that's why.
Because you're not open to...
677
00:28:37,266 --> 00:28:41,467
I've been on the apps.
The level of effort
and, like patients
678
00:28:41,467 --> 00:28:45,233
it takes to wade through
the dating apps.
I don't have it.
679
00:28:45,233 --> 00:28:46,967
But I also don't really
go out and socialize.
680
00:28:46,967 --> 00:28:48,667
So I don't know how I'm going
to meet somebody in person?
681
00:28:48,667 --> 00:28:50,367
Going out with somebody
from a dating app or something
682
00:28:50,367 --> 00:28:52,367
you gotta go to a bar
or like where do you
meet people?
683
00:28:52,367 --> 00:28:55,567
-What do you meet
single people who are 40?
-Hold up.
684
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,934
This is what I think.
685
00:28:56,934 --> 00:29:00,233
Are your standards,
like so high that...
686
00:29:00,233 --> 00:29:01,800
I don't feel that
my standards are that high.
687
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,834
All it is is like, obviously,
I have to be physically
attracted to the person.
688
00:29:04,834 --> 00:29:07,266
They have to be funny,
smart, kind.
689
00:29:07,266 --> 00:29:09,734
I have to have good chemistry.
I mean, that's what
everybody wants, right?
690
00:29:09,734 --> 00:29:11,934
-Correct. Yeah.
-That's just, like, normal.
691
00:29:11,934 --> 00:29:15,266
Okay, so, what about
your friends
692
00:29:15,266 --> 00:29:17,000
-'cause they know
you're the best.
-Yeah.
693
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,467
-They know what
you're attracted to.
-Right.
694
00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:24,166
I would rather meet somebody
that at least, even if I don't
know him personally...
695
00:29:24,166 --> 00:29:25,667
Somebody you know knows them.
696
00:29:25,667 --> 00:29:27,934
Exactly. And I can
have some kind of...
697
00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:29,667
I feel like my friends don't
have single friends, though.
698
00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:32,900
I mean, like all my friends
know I would love to meet
someone.
699
00:29:33,867 --> 00:29:35,033
[Angie] This is the thing.
700
00:29:35,033 --> 00:29:37,567
Whitney's friends
definitely know her
better than me.
701
00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:40,734
You know what her type is
and what she likes
and what she doesn't
702
00:29:40,734 --> 00:29:45,400
and at this point,
y'all need to find her a man.
That's all I'm saying.
703
00:29:47,734 --> 00:29:50,333
Look, I've been married and...
704
00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:51,967
How many times?
705
00:29:51,967 --> 00:29:54,367
Okay. And how many
have you been married?
706
00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:56,166
Engaged twice.
707
00:29:56,166 --> 00:29:58,634
It don't count till
you do the "I do."
708
00:29:58,634 --> 00:30:02,133
-But whatever.
-I've done the do.
Just not the I do.
709
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:03,600
I know you've done the do.
710
00:30:04,266 --> 00:30:05,667
Well, we're going
to find you a man.
711
00:30:05,667 --> 00:30:07,033
Yeah, well.
712
00:30:09,533 --> 00:30:14,033
I have been becoming
increasingly pessimistic
about my dating life.
713
00:30:14,033 --> 00:30:17,000
I think that the apps
are pretty much
off the table at this point.
714
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:21,233
So that would leave,
you know, going out in public
and meeting people.
715
00:30:21,233 --> 00:30:23,767
And I don't really know where
like people my age hang out.
716
00:30:23,767 --> 00:30:24,867
I feel like they're
at their kid's
717
00:30:24,867 --> 00:30:26,567
like Little League games
and stuff,
718
00:30:26,567 --> 00:30:28,266
and that just feels creepy.
719
00:30:28,266 --> 00:30:31,367
I've definitely been looking
in the wrong places.
720
00:30:31,367 --> 00:30:35,133
I'm just not sure
where the right places are.
721
00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:37,367
So I really don't
know what to do.
722
00:30:37,867 --> 00:30:39,567
[dramatic music playing]
723
00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:46,867
[screaming]
724
00:30:46,867 --> 00:30:50,634
If if these girls
want to get wild,
that's what we're gonna do.
725
00:30:50,634 --> 00:30:52,634
I'm wet. I mean
I spilled my drink.
726
00:30:52,634 --> 00:30:54,133
[all laughing]
727
00:30:59,166 --> 00:31:00,667
[upbeat music playing]
728
00:31:09,467 --> 00:31:11,367
Oh, my gosh, Whitney.
729
00:31:11,367 --> 00:31:13,266
-What?
-That is a ride.
730
00:31:13,266 --> 00:31:15,834
[Glenn] That as long
as the driveway.
I can't believe it.
731
00:31:15,834 --> 00:31:17,367
-It's a Hummer.
-Oh, it's a Hummer?
732
00:31:17,367 --> 00:31:19,066
Did you think we were taking
a taxi to the airport?
733
00:31:19,066 --> 00:31:21,533
[Angie] Well, I didn't realize
we were going to be
taking this.
734
00:31:21,533 --> 00:31:23,467
-Come on, now.
-We got a stripper pole?
735
00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:26,266
No, there are no--
Dad, do you hear
your daughter?
736
00:31:26,266 --> 00:31:29,367
-Yeah.
-She will not shut up
about strippers.
737
00:31:29,367 --> 00:31:31,166
-All right well, Dad,
we love you.
-Yeah.
738
00:31:31,934 --> 00:31:34,133
I am so excited
for this bachelorette weekend.
739
00:31:34,133 --> 00:31:37,333
After some extensive planning
and choreographing,
740
00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:40,567
Angie and I are on the way
to the Charlotte Airport
to pick up the girls.
741
00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:41,967
-[Whitney] Hi!
-[driver] How are you?
742
00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:43,367
Good. How are you?
743
00:31:43,367 --> 00:31:48,467
I also don't want to let them
know all the surprises that
I planned.
744
00:31:48,467 --> 00:31:52,166
I think I'm going to let them
think that we're all hopping
in like ride shares.
745
00:31:52,166 --> 00:31:56,166
But the reality is that
we've got to pull up
in this stretch Hummer limo
746
00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:58,000
and I cannot wait
to see their faces.
747
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,266
-I would not want
to drive this thing.
-No.
748
00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:02,467
And how long as it is.
749
00:32:02,467 --> 00:32:05,567
Considering that Greensboro
and Charlotte
are in hour and a half apart,
750
00:32:05,567 --> 00:32:07,967
you know, we're gonna
have to turn this
right into a party.
751
00:32:08,367 --> 00:32:10,166
Where is the drinks?
752
00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:12,433
I told you,
tonight's the night.
753
00:32:12,433 --> 00:32:14,300
I must say Whitney
with the buzz.
754
00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:19,767
I guess. Is it in-- [exclaims]
755
00:32:19,767 --> 00:32:21,934
-[Angie] What is that?
-It's the drinks.
756
00:32:21,934 --> 00:32:23,066
Oh, oh.
757
00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:25,433
[Whitney]
I'll do one shot. That's it.
758
00:32:25,433 --> 00:32:27,967
Are you kidding me?
Will you video it?
759
00:32:28,233 --> 00:32:29,433
-Yes.
-Yeah.
760
00:32:29,433 --> 00:32:30,500
Here.
761
00:32:31,667 --> 00:32:33,133
All right.
762
00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:36,133
Whitney's taking
a shot with me.
I cannot believe this.
763
00:32:36,133 --> 00:32:37,867
-In the Stretch Hummer.
-Okay.
764
00:32:37,867 --> 00:32:38,967
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
765
00:32:41,634 --> 00:32:43,166
No.
766
00:32:43,166 --> 00:32:47,066
Jaime, she's got some
drinking to do tonight.
767
00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:51,266
I attended Jaime's first
bachelorette party in Alabama
with all of these girls,
768
00:32:51,266 --> 00:32:55,767
and I really thought that
Angie was gonna be
like the sober one,
769
00:32:55,767 --> 00:32:58,000
like watching after everybody,
but she it was not.
770
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,166
I was the only sober one.
771
00:33:00,166 --> 00:33:03,567
I felt like I'm the mom
of the group,
772
00:33:03,567 --> 00:33:06,333
but I planned this one,
so I'm excited about
everything we're doing.
773
00:33:06,333 --> 00:33:08,266
I just hope I can keep up.
774
00:33:08,266 --> 00:33:10,367
-Cheers.
-Cheers to the weekends.
775
00:33:10,367 --> 00:33:12,100
To Jaime's wedding.
776
00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:13,467
Hmm.
777
00:33:13,467 --> 00:33:15,367
I hope they're excited.
I hope she's happy.
778
00:33:15,367 --> 00:33:18,367
Oh, she's been blowing me up.
"Send me some pictures."
779
00:33:18,367 --> 00:33:20,667
I knew she was
going to ask you
to show her and tell her
780
00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:21,767
and I hope you did not.
781
00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:22,867
-I did not.
-Thank you.
782
00:33:22,867 --> 00:33:24,634
-I said I cannot do that.
-Thank you.
783
00:33:24,634 --> 00:33:27,200
-Well, she called me
last night in tears.
-[gasps]
784
00:33:27,567 --> 00:33:28,867
Why?
785
00:33:28,867 --> 00:33:32,767
The problem is with
her flowers because
she's getting married
786
00:33:32,767 --> 00:33:36,266
-basically right around
Valentine's Day.
-Right.
787
00:33:36,266 --> 00:33:37,500
Yeah, we're having kind of,
788
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:39,233
-a little bit
of a problem because--
-Like flower shortage?
789
00:33:39,467 --> 00:33:40,934
-Yes.
-Oh, no.
790
00:33:40,934 --> 00:33:43,834
-She was in tears, she's like,
"And it's costing more."
-Ah!
791
00:33:43,834 --> 00:33:45,100
But I said, "Jaime,
792
00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:48,967
-Aw!
-just order it. It's fine."
793
00:33:48,967 --> 00:33:50,333
That's why I feel like
if I get married at my age,
794
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:51,567
it's gonna be
a lot less pressure,
795
00:33:51,567 --> 00:33:54,367
because a wedding,
what 40 and over,
is not the same thing
796
00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:56,200
as a wedding when
you're like 25, you know?
797
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,133
I am almost 40
and my patience,
798
00:33:59,133 --> 00:34:01,667
energy and everything else
is running thin.
799
00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:05,000
And also, I know how much
stuff costs, you know?
800
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,767
In my early 20s, when I was
planning my wedding,
801
00:34:07,767 --> 00:34:11,867
I was doing
everything elaborate,
a big guest list.
802
00:34:11,867 --> 00:34:13,767
My dad was gonna pay for it.
803
00:34:13,767 --> 00:34:15,567
Now? No.
804
00:34:15,567 --> 00:34:18,567
To think about
throwing a huge wedding,
805
00:34:18,567 --> 00:34:21,166
not doing it,
I'm going to the courthouse.
806
00:34:21,166 --> 00:34:25,166
Okay, I cannot believe
we're really not having
a stripper.
807
00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:26,834
[gasps] What is it with you
and strippers?
808
00:34:26,834 --> 00:34:29,867
It's not me! I'm not the one.
I'm just saying...
809
00:34:29,867 --> 00:34:32,667
-But Jaime--
-When you're 25
getting married.
810
00:34:32,667 --> 00:34:35,166
-I mean...
-But she's the one
who said she didn't want it.
811
00:34:37,634 --> 00:34:40,266
-Mmm. Let me call Heath.
-Yeah, that's probably
what happened.
812
00:34:40,266 --> 00:34:42,967
[both laughing]
813
00:34:44,867 --> 00:34:47,500
Hey! Well, what are you doing?
814
00:34:48,867 --> 00:34:51,166
[laughing]
815
00:34:51,166 --> 00:34:53,266
Listen, I'll have you know
your mother-in-law
816
00:34:53,266 --> 00:34:55,333
is still sitting here
trying to schedule strippers.
817
00:34:55,333 --> 00:34:57,867
-She's lying. She is lying.
-[Heath laughs]
818
00:34:57,867 --> 00:35:00,667
And then I said,
"Well, maybe he vetoed it."
Did you veto it?
819
00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:03,367
[Heath through phone]
820
00:35:05,233 --> 00:35:09,100
Well, Angie's disappointed.
She thinks that the weekend
is not going to have the same
821
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:11,767
you know, something
without a stripper.
822
00:35:12,734 --> 00:35:14,033
[laughs] All right.
823
00:35:14,033 --> 00:35:15,867
-[laughs] Bye!
-Bye!
824
00:35:15,867 --> 00:35:17,300
[Angie] Poor, Heath. [laughs]
825
00:35:17,934 --> 00:35:19,567
Well, let's do another shot.
826
00:35:19,567 --> 00:35:21,100
Oh, you're gonna
do another shot?
827
00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:23,000
This bitch
will have me tore up.
828
00:35:25,367 --> 00:35:26,233
[Whitney] Okay. Okay.
829
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:28,767
[sighs]
830
00:35:28,767 --> 00:35:31,800
Now we can't get drunk
before we pick up the girls
'cause I'm the host.
831
00:35:32,333 --> 00:35:34,233
-We got a limo!
-I know.
832
00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:35,967
But I've just gotta make sure
I know what's going on.
833
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:39,500
There's a reason
we have a limo.
So we can get tore up.
834
00:35:39,867 --> 00:35:40,967
God!
835
00:35:40,967 --> 00:35:42,033
[upbeat music playing]
836
00:35:42,033 --> 00:35:43,400
Cheers.
837
00:35:45,367 --> 00:35:47,467
That was the last one
of those. Never again.
838
00:35:47,467 --> 00:35:49,033
-That's what you said
the last time.
-I know.
839
00:35:49,033 --> 00:35:51,200
[laughs]
840
00:35:51,867 --> 00:35:54,100
-[screaming]
-[bleep]
841
00:35:55,934 --> 00:35:57,233
[Jaime]
I don't know what's going on.
842
00:35:57,233 --> 00:35:59,033
This random lady pops out
843
00:35:59,033 --> 00:36:01,333
and she looks
a little too scandalous.
844
00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:02,600
I'm a little worried.
845
00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:09,900
[upbeat music playing]
846
00:36:14,233 --> 00:36:15,667
-I see you.
-I see Jaime.
847
00:36:17,166 --> 00:36:19,300
[both chuckle]
848
00:36:20,266 --> 00:36:21,133
[laughing]
849
00:36:23,433 --> 00:36:24,967
[Angie] Hey, y'all.
850
00:36:24,967 --> 00:36:26,400
[speaking indistinctly]
851
00:36:29,667 --> 00:36:31,033
[laughs]
852
00:36:31,033 --> 00:36:32,467
[Whitney] Okay. Are we ready?
853
00:36:32,467 --> 00:36:33,567
[all] Yeah.
854
00:36:33,567 --> 00:36:35,667
[Whitney] I'm so happy
to see these girls faces.
855
00:36:35,667 --> 00:36:37,100
I'm glad that they're
pumped and happy
856
00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:38,867
and I just wanna
get them into this limo
857
00:36:38,867 --> 00:36:42,266
and on the way
to the best weekend
of their lives.
858
00:36:42,266 --> 00:36:45,467
Okay, now we have
several taxis for us all.
859
00:36:45,467 --> 00:36:47,567
So I would recommend
pairing up with somebody
860
00:36:47,567 --> 00:36:48,967
who doesn't have
as much luggage as you
861
00:36:48,967 --> 00:36:49,767
so it can fit in the trunk.
862
00:36:49,767 --> 00:36:51,934
-Okay.
-So, all right. Here we go.
863
00:36:51,934 --> 00:36:53,133
[Angie] Follow the finger!
864
00:36:53,467 --> 00:36:54,634
Follow the finger.
865
00:36:54,634 --> 00:36:55,567
[Angie laughs]
866
00:36:56,867 --> 00:36:58,667
[Whitney] Taxi's this way!
867
00:36:59,367 --> 00:37:01,266
[Jaime] Oh, God. I'm scared.
868
00:37:01,266 --> 00:37:03,367
Whitney, that is not a taxi.
869
00:37:03,367 --> 00:37:05,367
-[laughs]
-Oh, that's not ours.
870
00:37:05,367 --> 00:37:06,867
We're going out here.
That's not ours.
871
00:37:06,867 --> 00:37:09,066
-We're going out here
to a taxi.
-Oh, man.
872
00:37:10,834 --> 00:37:12,367
I pulled out some stops.
873
00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:16,166
But I could not pull out
no stretch limo.
874
00:37:16,166 --> 00:37:18,000
-Aw!
-It's not us, right here?
875
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,133
[Whitney] I'm just playing.
It's us.
876
00:37:19,133 --> 00:37:20,967
[laughing and screaming]
877
00:37:22,667 --> 00:37:23,500
They got us.
878
00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:27,000
Look at that!
879
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,934
Whitney has went over the top.
880
00:37:28,934 --> 00:37:30,734
Just to walk out
and see this limo,
881
00:37:30,734 --> 00:37:32,867
I just know this weekend's
about to be extravagant.
882
00:37:32,867 --> 00:37:34,133
I'm so ready.
883
00:37:34,133 --> 00:37:36,266
-[Angie] Please don't forget
about your bags.
-[all cheering]
884
00:37:36,266 --> 00:37:39,233
-[Jaime] I ain't never been
this fancy.
-[laughs]
885
00:37:39,233 --> 00:37:40,734
[indistinct chatter]
886
00:37:40,734 --> 00:37:43,567
[Whitney] Okay so in your bag,
you will find your hoodie
887
00:37:43,567 --> 00:37:46,667
your ring, your sash,
888
00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:48,367
-and your button.
-Yup.
889
00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:51,867
[Whitney] All right.
So, does everybody
have their itineraries?
890
00:37:51,867 --> 00:37:53,967
-[woman] Yes.
-All right.
After arriving in Greensboro,
891
00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:55,967
I just thought
let's toast to the bride
and settle in
892
00:37:55,967 --> 00:37:58,834
or settle outside
in the hot tub, whatever.
893
00:37:58,834 --> 00:38:01,567
I thought we would
keep it pretty low key.
894
00:38:01,567 --> 00:38:03,467
Oh and we're gonna have pizza.
Did you order the pizza?
895
00:38:03,467 --> 00:38:04,767
-Yeah.
-We're gonna have pizza.
896
00:38:04,767 --> 00:38:07,100
And I ordered
a little something extra.
897
00:38:08,133 --> 00:38:09,266
What did you order?
898
00:38:09,266 --> 00:38:12,233
We got pizzas coming
and I've got us
a fitness class.
899
00:38:15,133 --> 00:38:15,867
Fitness?
900
00:38:15,867 --> 00:38:17,367
Oh, my God.
901
00:38:17,367 --> 00:38:19,634
I swear to you,
I told her no strippers.
I promise you.
902
00:38:19,634 --> 00:38:21,166
-Mama, I'm telling you
right now,
-There are no strippers.
903
00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:24,266
if there's a stripper
at that house,
I'm gonna be mad.
904
00:38:24,266 --> 00:38:26,567
[Angie speaking]
905
00:38:26,567 --> 00:38:28,667
You should be the one
out there going...
906
00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:31,967
Ma, I don't want a stripper.
907
00:38:31,967 --> 00:38:35,333
-I didn't say I ordered one.
I said I ordered something.
-What is it?
908
00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:36,333
What is it?
909
00:38:36,333 --> 00:38:37,800
It's a surprise.
910
00:38:41,734 --> 00:38:43,900
I don't know what she drank
before she got here.
911
00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:49,166
And I'm gonna need her
to get on another level down.
912
00:38:49,166 --> 00:38:53,634
So the only rules
for the weekend
are to have fun.
913
00:38:53,634 --> 00:38:55,433
I'm gonna try really hard
to be a cool aunt.
914
00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:57,066
-You are a cool aunt.
-[Whitney] I know
y'all are 25, so.
915
00:38:57,066 --> 00:38:58,800
And Kayla made me nervous
because I called Kayla
916
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,734
and she said, "Well, where are
we going on Saturday night?
Like, where are we going out?"
917
00:39:01,734 --> 00:39:02,767
And I was like...
918
00:39:02,767 --> 00:39:04,567
[laughing]
919
00:39:04,567 --> 00:39:06,100
I will be in my bed.
920
00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:11,133
But, um. Yeah, so, we just
wanna have fun, obviously.
There's no other rules.
921
00:39:11,133 --> 00:39:13,834
I think I have
started off here as
the cool aunt Whit
922
00:39:13,834 --> 00:39:15,467
and so I've got
a reputation to uphold.
923
00:39:15,467 --> 00:39:18,567
And plus I know
that most of these girls
are married with kids
924
00:39:18,567 --> 00:39:22,734
and they are probably
really wanting a wild weekend.
925
00:39:22,734 --> 00:39:25,667
All right, so, um,
drinks are in here,
if y'all wanna drink.
926
00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:30,133
I think Angie might, uh,
is gonna be preparing shots.
927
00:39:30,133 --> 00:39:32,834
-Let's toast to Jaime.
-[all cheering]
928
00:39:32,834 --> 00:39:35,333
-[Whitney] Cheers!
-[all] Cheers!
929
00:39:35,333 --> 00:39:37,934
[Whitney] If these girls
wanna get wild,
930
00:39:37,934 --> 00:39:39,166
that's what we're gonna do.
931
00:39:39,734 --> 00:39:41,000
[upbeat music playing]
932
00:39:44,367 --> 00:39:46,100
-[all cheering]
-Yes, ma'am!
933
00:39:46,100 --> 00:39:47,266
[laughing]
934
00:39:48,266 --> 00:39:50,367
[screaming and laughing]
935
00:39:51,567 --> 00:39:53,333
I'm wet.
I mean, I spilled my drink.
936
00:39:53,333 --> 00:39:54,934
[all laughing]
937
00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:56,367
I spilled my drink.
938
00:39:57,333 --> 00:39:59,100
We are all [bleep] up.
939
00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:00,166
♪♪ Come up to the party, lady ♪
940
00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:01,700
♪♪ Come up, come up, come up ♪
941
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,834
[Whitney] Oh, my gosh.
Here we go.
942
00:40:05,834 --> 00:40:08,834
Okay. Does everybody have
what they need?
943
00:40:08,834 --> 00:40:11,266
[Angie] I definitely do not
want to upset my daughter,
944
00:40:11,266 --> 00:40:13,767
but I do wanna
loosen her up a little bit.
945
00:40:13,767 --> 00:40:15,166
All right, Angie,
you wanna let us in?
946
00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:17,467
-Angie, let us in.
What are you doing?
-[all cheering]
947
00:40:17,467 --> 00:40:20,533
I have a special order
that's supposed to be
at the house
948
00:40:20,533 --> 00:40:24,000
and I hope it's there
and I hope
everything goes well.
949
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
-[gasps]
-[all] Aw!
950
00:40:26,533 --> 00:40:27,700
Look at Heath.
951
00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:29,867
-[woman] That's like
old Heath.
-[Jaime] Look at Heath.
952
00:40:29,867 --> 00:40:31,300
[laughing]
953
00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:34,333
The full body Heath
is ridiculous.
954
00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:36,567
It looks like Heath.
Like, it scared me a few times
955
00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:37,734
'cause I thought
he was in the corner
956
00:40:37,734 --> 00:40:39,166
and I wasn't expecting him
to be there.
957
00:40:39,166 --> 00:40:41,967
[Jaime] Whitney,
you did way too much.
958
00:40:41,967 --> 00:40:43,266
[all cheering] Yeah!
959
00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:44,467
Look at him.
960
00:40:44,467 --> 00:40:46,533
Oh, this is so cute!
961
00:40:46,533 --> 00:40:48,734
Oh, I love this.
962
00:40:48,734 --> 00:40:51,166
Whitney, you can tell,
put a lot of effort
963
00:40:51,166 --> 00:40:53,567
and very detailed
and amazing things for us
964
00:40:53,567 --> 00:40:54,567
for the whole weekend.
965
00:40:54,567 --> 00:40:56,166
[gasps] Shut up!
966
00:40:57,834 --> 00:40:59,233
[woman] Whitney!
967
00:40:59,233 --> 00:41:01,100
[all cheering and screaming]
968
00:41:04,266 --> 00:41:06,166
[Jaime speaking]
969
00:41:06,166 --> 00:41:08,834
-Hey, y'all! Hey!
-[bleep] Oh, hey!
970
00:41:08,834 --> 00:41:10,266
[screaming]
971
00:41:10,266 --> 00:41:11,467
-[laughing]
-Who's this?
972
00:41:13,266 --> 00:41:14,367
Hey!
973
00:41:14,367 --> 00:41:16,266
Oh, you guys wanna
do some fun stuff?
974
00:41:16,266 --> 00:41:18,667
-[all cheering]
-Yes, we're right here.
975
00:41:18,667 --> 00:41:21,467
-[woman 1] Oh, my God.
-[woman 2] Ready for what?
976
00:41:21,467 --> 00:41:23,433
[woman 3 speaking]
977
00:41:23,433 --> 00:41:25,467
I am mortified.
I don't know what's going on.
978
00:41:25,467 --> 00:41:28,467
I know that there's
supposed to be
some sort of like class
979
00:41:28,467 --> 00:41:30,433
and like this random lady
pops out
980
00:41:30,433 --> 00:41:34,467
and she looks
a little too scandalous
to be a yoga instructor.
981
00:41:34,467 --> 00:41:35,967
I do not want a stripper.
982
00:41:35,967 --> 00:41:38,867
I told them no strippers
by any means.
983
00:41:38,867 --> 00:41:40,367
So, I'm a little worried.
984
00:41:40,367 --> 00:41:42,667
[woman speaking]
985
00:41:46,266 --> 00:41:48,333
[all screaming]
986
00:41:48,333 --> 00:41:50,734
[Whitney] Next time on
My Big Fat Fabulous Life...
987
00:41:50,734 --> 00:41:52,467
She went Exorcist with it.
988
00:41:52,467 --> 00:41:53,634
[laughing]
989
00:41:53,634 --> 00:41:55,367
Probably wouldn't
want my children
watching me do that.
990
00:41:55,367 --> 00:41:56,667
[laughing]
991
00:41:56,667 --> 00:42:01,767
Do you think that
you are ready to move on
from the Frenchman?
992
00:42:01,767 --> 00:42:03,634
If somebody came at me
the right way,
993
00:42:03,634 --> 00:42:05,000
yes, I could move on.
994
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,834
It might be easier to move on
if you didn't
talk to him every day.
995
00:42:07,834 --> 00:42:10,834
[Whitney] I still talk
to the Frenchman
very regularly.
996
00:42:10,834 --> 00:42:12,767
Am I pathetic? Probably.
997
00:42:12,767 --> 00:42:17,433
So I wanted to just see
what was going on
in my uterus.
998
00:42:17,433 --> 00:42:19,667
I don't know if I would
be able to carry a child.
999
00:42:19,667 --> 00:42:21,667
I don't know if the eggs
that are already retrieved
1000
00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:22,834
are still good anymore.
1001
00:42:22,834 --> 00:42:24,100
[doctor] At this point...
1002
00:42:24,767 --> 00:42:25,567
Um...