Oh God, I thought that was a person.
[Whitney] Previously on My Big Fat Fabulous Life.
Let's get started.
So I took my friend's advice and I actually found a matchmaker.
Homework wise, send me over the best photos that
you've had taken of yourself over the last year.
I've actually lost 100 pounds from my heaviest weight.
So I don't know if I have a lot of really good ones
that really look like me now.
-[gasps] -[all] Aw.
-Oh, my God. -It's my baby, Heath!
Jaime and Heath are getting married
in a couple months in Mississippi.
And of course, the whole family is
going to be there with bells on.
And I'm just thrilled.
So I'm about to turn 40.
And I decided I want to do a big trip.
We're all going to go to Spain.
Oh!
Spain, of course, is the birthplace of flamenco.
The inspiration for my 40th birthday trip is flamenco.
I realized I'd never taken a class like that.
And that was it for me.
If that's where my man is, I'll be there.
[theme music playing]
I'm scared about this.
I haven't been in a dance class period in
five years, and neither have you that I know of.
Well, I'm looking forward to this because it's not partner dancing, like,
-you know. -Correct.
You don't have to touch each other.
We have not been here in 20 years.
-Oh. -[gasps]
Is it going to smell the same?
I am dragging Todd to a flamenco dance class
down at the Culture Arts Center.
And this is significant for a couple reasons.
Look, I just got chills.
It's exactly the same.
Todd and I met in this literal building.
This is where I met Tal.
This is where we rehearsed for shows that we performed
that Buddy used to, like, work backstage for.
It's just a time capsule of my life.
And here I am now, almost 40,
with just what feels like a lifetime of experiences.
And I didn't know that the Cultural Arts Center
was going to remain such a constant in my life,
but I'm glad that it has.
-Is it your first time to dance flamenco? -Yes.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
The only thing I think I know about flamenco is this.
-That's it. -Okay.
That's like literally it.
-It's good. -Okay.
I don't wear heels, so I am not even in.
I heard y'all when I came in, I was like, oh no.
-Gracias. -Perfect.
Thank you.
I want to go into my 40th year believing
that 40 is the new 30.
Yes.
[Whitney] My heart is set on going to Spain,
and I would love to bring all of my friends.
We haven't really had a lot of time together
like especially since I found my new family,
I've been wrapped up in that for the last year almost
and so I think it would feel rejuvenating,
invigorating.
I mean something about the Spanish culture,
the food, the dancing, the siestas,
the men.
[Velmy] We're ready. Go.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Good.
[in Spanish]
[Whitney] Literally every time I start moving,
I start smiling, I can't help it, I feel so good.
It's like the simplest thing.
I'm just like doing this and I'm like, oh yeah, oh yeah.
One, two, three and four, five, six, seven, eight.
[Whitney] When I sit alone up at night and I think like,
how can I quell this midlife crisis?
Like what kind of hobbies can I engage in?
What can I do that can make me happy?
You could dance. You could just dance.
You could start there.
[flamenco music playing]
[Velmy] Open.
Back.
[Whitney] I have to say, I'm pleasantly surprised
because not only do I think that I can handle
this level of flamenco, but I feel like sex.
I mean, it's the type of time I'm looking at myself
in the mirror and I'm like, I wish some dude that
I had a crush on was watching me right now because...
Two, three.
[Whitney] If you weren't interested before I walked in the class,
you would be interested now.
Three and four.
E, one, two.
[Whitney] This flamenco dance class is the best thing
I could have ever planned for myself.
And if I had any doubts about going to Spain,
I don't have any now.
-[Velmy in Spanish] Bravo. -[all cheering]
[in Spanish]
-How you feel? -I feel good.
You feel good?
Tired, sweaty, hot.
I feel like the style is washing over us.
-We need to just absorb it. -Yes. Right, yeah.
We're going to Spain.
So I was like, let me go check out a flamenco class,
but like, I mean, you've got tons of clubs,
like flamenco clubs there, right?
-Yes, you have class everywhere. -Perfect.
-Okay, wonderful. -[Todd] Gracias, gracias.
-Thank you. Bye, y'all. -Bye.
-Bye, guys. -Bye.
Oh, my God, my feet really hurt.
I love watching us. You were good.
-You are. -You are.
-You serve.
I do.
But we do complement each other very well, I feel.
As long as you stand right here and I am just off
your left shoulder to the back.
There'll never be another pair like us.
Oh my God, I've got that photo shoot
coming up for the matchmaker.
This is what's supposed to get me a man.
-I'm building up my portfolio. -Wait, these are for your abs?
This is for the matchmaker. I'm building up my portfolio.
Oh, she has like a dossier of you.
Correct.
But I gotta make it to the wedding first.
You're going by yourself?
Yeah, but at this point, if I were to have a date,
they would be a stranger. I'm not going to a wedding
with a plus one with a first date.
You know what I mean? I'm not doing that. That's weird.
My niece Jaime's wedding is this weekend,
and I'm going to have a good time regardless.
And honestly, at this point, if I had a date,
I think it would take away from my enjoyment of
the wedding because it would be with someone
that I don't know very well.
Lord, though, if Kenny comes.
If Kenny ever tries to talk to me again about the facts
-of the situation... -I don't understand.
I have not spoken to Kenny about this since, like,
the day after it happened, and he keeps texting.
-He still... -Okay, last text.
I have been messed up for three days, so stressed about life,
all capitals, changes at work, all capitals, et cetera.
Lately, I've been messed up every day
before I met you because I have to know someone
before I can treat them with true affection. I didn't mean to say that.
I wanted to let you know sooner,
but people have sexual preferences.
Nothing but love for your entire family.
And yes, you as well. We are similar creatures in many ways.
Big hearted, sweet, thoughtful. I'm a little smarter than you.
Wink, JK.
-[laughs] -And then how about a spelling contest?
Scared to lose, huh?
-What? First of all, how can you even have that? -What?
I just don't see any reason to engage with him
about this anymore.
If I see him at the wedding, I'm gonna be stressed.
And if I don't see him, I'll be relieved.
-You really got him torn up for somebody who rejected you. -It's...
Right, I need to remind Kenny you rejected me.
Right, you're having to console him...
from his rejection of you.
You were mean to me, and now I gotta console you.
-It'll be all right. -Explain to me how it works.
We'll get through this.
I'm not an option for you down there.
Oh, my stomach hurts.
[upbeat music playing]
[Jessica] Well, this will go with any outfit.
Oh, my God.
This dog has better accessories than I do.
[Whitney] You know some days you just like, you wake up
and you feel pretty and then some days you just don't.
-I hope today's a pretty day. -Totally.
-I'm not sure yet. -[both laugh]
Today I'm having a photo shoot to hopefully
get some photos that Alessandra the Matchmaker
can use in my portfolio that she like presents to men.
-Goose, don't fight me on this. -She won't.
[Whitney] Jessica is here as kind of my,
I don't know, creative director.
She's like so invested in my dating journey,
but I'm glad she is because I need the support
and the encouragement.
Y'all, we're coming.
I feel like there is a whole lot riding on
this photo shoot.
So my vibe for this, I'm trying to think of
what really represents me.
I'm fantasizing romantic vibes.
-Yes. -Me and Goosey sharing meats and cheeses.
-And, and, and... -This could be you.
-Exactly. Exactly. -[laughs]
So that's what I got for the first. What do you think?
I absolutely love it.
-You're into it? -I think it's so cute.
-Yeah. -Okay.
Perfect. All right.
Come here, girl. Yes. Come here. Look what mommy's got.
Do you want to bring her, like, over here for me?
-Okay. Can you sit? -Good girl.
-Such a baby. -That's cute.
She's just too much.
Oh, and her hair's blowing in the wind.
I know. It's fabulous.
-Yes. -[camera shutter clicks]
Good girl!
She hates it so much, it's hilarious.
Look at that profile.
Oh my god, she's killing it.
[Whitney] She's like her mommy.
-Yes, good. -[Jessica] Oh, that's beautiful.
I love it.
All right, come on, queen.
We got some more photos to take.
I'm not going to lie.
I was feeling pretty insecure before we started,
but now I feel better.
So I am excited to play around with a couple other ideas.
-[Jessica] Now, question. -[Whitney] Yes.
Are we considering doing anything like a little sexy,
maybe?
Do you mean a sensible?
Like a boudoir shoot, maybe fully nude.
-Jessica! -I'm just saying.
I mean, while they're here.
I am not a modest person.
-Okay, we got some props. -Oh, my God.
But that was not what I thought I was going
to be doing for this photo shoot.
Maybe we should put some candles back here.
Should we light said candles?
Like, I've never seen this side of Jessica before.
She is like, "Take it off."
All right, this is for your future mans, okay?
-I need you two. -Oh, my God.
As much as Whitney is not a shy person,
even the most confident person needs a little nudge
every once in a while to really go for what they want.
I know Whitney wanted this photo shoot
to represent who she is, and what better way
to show someone who you are than to show them all of you?
That's perfect.
All of that.
There you go, Whit.
-More shoulder. -Yeah.
-There you go, right there. -She goes... [rolling tongue]
It looks really good, Whitney.
-Hold that. -Yeah.
Yeah, that's the stuff right there, queen.
What if we did, like, pulled it all the way down
and did like this?
Now these are heavy, so.
[Jessica] So get it now while I'm holding them.
Make your fingers look pretty.
-Make your fingers look pretty. -Ooh, look down again.
-I like the look down. -Yep.
How do you feel about removing the skirt?
-All right, get naked. -How do you feel about doing that?
It doesn't take me a whole lot for me
to just be off to the races, you know?
I just needed, like, one, "Yeah, girl, you look great,"
and then I'm like, cool, let's do it.
Oh, yeah, look that way.
It's not what I planned, but I think it's good.
Keep moving your arms for me. That's perfect.
Give me little angles. Yes, yes.
-Oh, yeah. -Oh, my God.
Yes.
Just grab your boobies for me.
Sorry for calling them boobies.
Oh, yeah, that's perfect.
You are genuinely stunning.
Oh, my word.
I mean.
[gasps] Whitney...
My... that titty do sit right.
-That titty's tittying, girl. -That titty sit real right.
That titty tittying.
-Are you happy? -Very.
Yeah.
I certainly was not planning on taking my clothes off.
But honestly, it's kind of a fun confidence boost
that I needed.
And it's definitely getting me into the vibe of like
putting myself out there with men.
And of course, they're not going to go in my portfolio.
But I will have them in my back pocket for someone special.
All right, well, I got to run, unfortunately.
-[Whitney] Of course you do now. -I know.
I got what I came for.
-[all laughing] -Thanks for getting me out of my clothes, I guess.
I'm wondering if Kenny's going to be at this wedding.
I think Jaime said she didn't actually send him an invitation, so...
Kenny seems like the kind of guy that would just show up.
-Is Kenny coming? -I don't know.
I figured you would know.
I have to prepare myself for the inevitable awkward apologies
from him that are going to keep coming.
Lord, [bleep].
-Are we in Mississippi yet? -We've been in Mississippi.
-Oh. -Yeah, we're... [laughs]
We flew in last night to Mobile, Alabama,
and we had to drive 40 minutes to Losedale, Mississippi,
where Jaime and Heath's wedding is.
We are headed to the rehearsal dinner.
The wedding is tomorrow, and I cannot wait.
This is the first granddaughter getting married.
She beat us to the altar.
I hope I get a daughter that's going to get married someday.
Well, what you have is a son who's in a very serious relationship,
so maybe you should start there.
Because, Daddy, how it goes is, first comes love,
then comes marriage.
[both] And then comes the baby in the baby carriage.
Well, we haven't talked about all that quite yet, so...
Well, let's talk about it now, Karen.
Let's not.
There is a little bit of pressure from my family
to get married and have kids, and it doesn't help that
we're going to a wedding.
I do love Karen, and I see us having
a future together, but, you know...
Let's be in the moment.
[blinker indicating]
-That's a loud blinker. -I'm right tired.
I didn't know. I was trying to sleep on that plane, but,
-you know, I can never sleep on a plane. -I'm ready to party.
Oh, I know you are.
[Hunter] Karen, have you ever been to Mississippi?
Uh, no.
I'm wondering if, uh, Kenny's going to be at this wedding.
I think Jaime said she didn't actually send him
an invitation, so, Hunter?
Kenny seems like the guy that would just,
-the kind of guy that would just show up. -Who is Kenny?
-Kenny is the love of Whitney's life. -Oh.
This is news.
No, Kenny is a family friend.
They tried to hook me up with Kenny.
He came to Thanksgiving. We ended up kissing.
-You guys kissed? -Then he said,
let's go to the wedding together, blah, blah, blah.
I said, okay, great.
And he said to me, I'll take you on a real date.
And I said, okay.
And then he goes, I'll take you on one,
but...
-Oh. -And I said, what?
Oh, well, no, Kenny, I didn't know that,
-see, because... -Because we made out.
Right. He keeps trying to salvage it,
and then he says, "I mean, Whitney, I mean,
you're a pretty girl and all, but it's like I can't force myself to be gay."
What?
-[Hunter] He's not, uh... -[Whitney] I was like, Kenny...
Oh, no, we don't like Kenny.
Block, delete, goodbye.
[Whitney] And he's still, like, then, like, two months later,
he texts me again about it.
I was like, Kenny, please let this go.
I personally hope that I don't see Kenny.
Let's go.
Because he has been unable to stop, like...
apologizing and going on and on over the fact that
he like asked me on a date and then told me
he wasn't attracted to big women.
So I just don't, I don't need the apology.
It's just like, okay, that was weird. It's over.
And like, can we stop talking about it?
The more Kenny talks, the worse it gets.
Hey girl.
-There's Whitney. -How are y'all?
Hey.
-How are you? -What's up, man? Good to see you.
Maddie. [grunts] Good to see you guys.
-I know. -Okay.
Heads up, I got Fireball in the car.
-Oh, I got Fireball right here. -Oh, hell to the no.
-That's what I'm talking about. -Hey.
How are you?
Getting greeted by my new extended family members
never gets old.
It is so nice.
I always think of what Angie said, which is that
you can never have too many people who love you.
-And it's true. -How are you?
I'm good.
You smell nice.
-Do I? -Yeah.
-That's my wedding cologne. -You just got a fresh haircut?
-Mm-hmm. -See, look at you.
-Are you so excited? -Yeah.
-You nervous? -No.
Is Kenny coming?
I don't know. I figured you would know.
No, I don't know.
I just want to know in advance,
because I have to prepare myself for the inevitable,
awkward apologies from him
that are going to keep coming.
Cody!
-I'm about to get some. -Go eat a oyster, a raw one.
Me either.
I just try to.
-And they're big, too. -No, I can't.
I got like half of it down.
And the other half get caught in the mouth.
-I couldn't do it. -No, I can't do it.
-I feel like it's like... -[gasps] Hi.
Oh, now let me look at you.
Stop.
Turn.
Stop. You look so-- Look, I just got chills.
Oh, me too. Just you talking about it.
-You look beautiful. -Thank you.
[Whitney] Now, I do have to confess to you,
I did not shave my legs, but...
-It's fine. -[Heath] Are we ready to rehearse?
-Yes. -Okay.
Let me get a sweet tea, we about to rehearse.
Listen, is Kenny coming?
-I don't think so. -Okay, just wanted to know.
-All right, I'm gonna grab some tea. -Okay.
I feel like if Kenny doesn't show up tonight,
then he also will not show up to the wedding,
which is something that I can feel good about.
Because if I see him in the flesh...
I'm gonna get stressed.
Hey, everybody in the bridal party.
Bridesmaid or groomsmen, up here.
Stay where you are.
And parents.
All we need is groomsmen and bridesmaids.
Back in Switzerland, Jaime asked me to be
a something blue for her wedding.
It would mean the world to me if you were my something blue,
wearing the color blue on our wedding day.
You have to be a part of it, because you're my aunt.
-I'm in the wedding? -Yes.
[gasps] Stop.
I remember when she asked me, I was floored.
Like, I had just met her.
And I thought it was so thoughtful and wonderful
to feel honored in that way as part of her family.
I love it. I love my niece. I love being an aunt.
And this stuff is just fun.
So what do we do now?
-I don't know. -Just drink?
-Cheers. -I'm drinking too.
-I know. -[laughs]
[Karen] Everyone's so lovely.
So y'all getting married and when? What?
I don't know.
-Well, we're just enjoying hanging out. -[grunts] Okay.
I mean, I like him.
You like him?
Let me go tell Hunter you said you like him.
-I love him. -Yeah, that's what I thought.
-He's great. -Yeah.
-He's really happy. -Yeah, good.
-I want to make him really happy, so. -Yeah, you do.
-Hey, Whitney, this is you. -Oh.
After my mom goes, you'll go.
-You need to be walking. -No, I'm walking with Maddie.
I understand that, but you are a parent.
Cindy has already walked down the aisle, baby.
I have heard from Angie many times that Jaime and I
are very alike in a lot of ways.
Go walk down the aisle. See you soon.
Particularly that she's a planner and a perfectionist.
No, it's fine. Y'all can just walk now.
And, you know, would love to, you know, event plan
and control every little detail and whatever.
And I am definitely that way.
I hope these chairs are going to support me.
I think right now she seems pretty chill.
But you never know.
There's a lot of time to bridezilla overnight.
So I'm not making any predictions until
I see her tomorrow at the wedding.
[thunder rumbling]
[Angie] Oh, Lord. [bleep]
It's raining.
What the heck? It's too much.
-Hold on. Where's dad? -Okay, yes, just go.
Just go.
[bleep] damn it, Dad.
Jaime, she is cold. We are on a time crunch.
-Maddie, look. -Y'all, stop telling her to look.
She's not going to look. It's fine.
[mellow music playing]
Oh, is he out there?
Okay.
It ain't in there.
I think she's doing good.
She's very calm, very peaceful.
She's not really even been stressed at all today.
[Diana] She's not been a bridezilla.
Not yet.
No.
[Brooke speaking]
The day is not over.
That is correct, Brooke, because I could be.
[photographer] Yes.
-[camera shutter clicking] -And then kind of move your robe around
a little bit so we got a little bit of movement.
Yeah, perfect. Okay, I got it.
It is absolutely freezing outside.
It'll be fine.
It's going to be a 15-minute ceremony. It'll be pretty in pictures.
-Right. -That's what you're going to remember.
It's going to be good. It's beautiful out.
All right, let's do a couple of you
and your sister right over here.
[Angie] For Jaime's wedding, of course,
you plan it a year ahead, so you have no earthly idea
what the weather's going to be a year from now.
But on rehearsal, it was raining.
So at least today, it's not raining.
Yeah, it's not like they're, yeah.
It's freezing cold and windy, which I know that's great
for Whitney, but not for everybody else.
We're cold.
I woke up and my dress was two sizes too big.
I don't know what happened.
Had you tried it on before?
Yes, and I tried it on the night before last night
with the bra and everything.
And I was like, oh, this is good. Put it on today.
It's falling off my whole body.
-So you lost that much weight, huh? -In two days, I guess so.
-You know that? -What?
It's better than getting up and trying your dress on
and you can't get in it.
My dress is literally falling off my torso,
and I have no idea why.
It is not because I lost weight.
I bought this dress, like, three weeks ago.
I tried it on, and I was like, oh, it's perfect, love it.
And then I put it on today, and it is, like,
leaving my body.
I'm stepping all over my dress in the gravel.
I don't think it can be saved.
Okay. Oh, my God.
Like, I need safety pins.
I need something, because this is horrible.
We flipped it.
I don't know what to do. It's falling off me.
It literally feels like it's two sizes too big on the top.
I tried this on the day before yesterday.
I'm gonna have to drink to handle.
Daddy, will you go get me a glass of...
He's like, she never drinks.
I don't know, but I need a solution or else
it's going to fall off of my person.
Good. Thank you, Daddy. Look, Daddy.
-I know. I saw it last night. -Mommy girl.
[Hunter] It's a nice frame.
[Glenn] I took this picture.
-You took it? -Yeah.
Babs was pregnant with Whitney three months.
Gosh, she's beautiful.
Whoo!
It's very thoughtful of Angie and the family
to include Babs into this wedding.
And I only wish Babs could be here to see it.
Love you.
-Get in here, girl. -Love you.
Love you.
[Whitney] Okay, I'm going to go vlog for Jaime.
-See y'all later. -Okay.
-Hey, friend. -Hey.
-Are you ready? -Mm-hmm.
-Are you excited? -Mm-hmm.
Okay...
-You're gonna turn this way. -To my right?
Yep, to your right.
And then you're gonna walk towards her.
And then once you get over there,
you can hug her or do whatever you want, okay?
-Okay. -Okay.
-[gasps] -Three.
[camera shutter clicks]
Baby.
Oh, my gosh.
-Aw. -You look so pretty.
-Thank you. -Oh, look.
I am dying over Jaime and Heath's, like,
little photo shoot that is happening.
And I'm doing my vlogging thing.
-You cold? -Freezing.
-Oh, my gosh. -[Kisa] Love it.
Okay, let's give you your fur so you can get warmth back up.
Maybe I better walk around you real quick.
I'm, like, running my fat ass,
like, with my little tripod, like...
[exclaims]
Oh, my God.
But Jaime looks so amazing. This dress is amazing.
The back of the dress, did you see the bow? It's incredible.
Heath, mwah, looks wonderful.
Like, I'm so into it.
I think this wedding is going to be perfect.
-Whitney, I think you need to be-- -Oh, all righty.
Okay.
[Jaime] Come on, we have no time.
Granny, it's fine. Let him go.
[Whitney] Hold on. Where's dad?
He's literally going to miss the pictures.
-[Kisa] One, two, three. -Come on, say "Hey, cheese."
[Kisa] We have one more picture, and then we're done.
[bleep] damn it, dad.
Mm-mmm.
It's time to take family pics.
-And where is Glenn Thore? -Dad's got to be here.
He's going to miss the pictures.
Jaime, she is cold.
Maddie's not looking at the camera.
-Maddie, look. -Y'all, stop telling her to look.
She's not going to look. It's fine.
We don't have time to wait for Dad.
Okay, yes, just go. Just go.
I [bleep] can't.
We are on a time crunch.
And if Dad misses the family pictures,
this is going to be a disaster.
Lord, [bleep].
Get in real quick, and then one picture, and then...
Lord, [bleep].
Daddy, we're about to miss the pictures.
[Glenn] All right.
For real.
Okay, come on, Dad. See, we're missing it.
Thank God my dad has appeared,
because I really didn't want him to miss this opportunity
to do the family pictures.
And with the way that Jaime is going,
I think that would have been it. [imitates slash]
-I know. -One more picture.
One more picture.
One more picture, and Madeline's going inside.
[Whitney] Look, she might have not just cut his ass out the picture.
She might have cut his ass out the family.
All right, I want everyone to look happy.
It's not cold outside. It's warm.
Woo!
We're on a beach somewhere. Got it. Okay.
All right, all of them can go inside.
[Whitney] All right, Dad, we're good.
We can go inside.
-She's stressed, I can tell. -She is.
That photographer is on a strict schedule.
Oh, so they can leave.
Well, no, it's just that we have so many people...
-Right. -...she has to have pictures with.
-Right. -Like, it has to move.
My dad was in the bathroom.
He was like, "I was using the bathroom."
I personally feel a little choked up over
just like seeing my dad in the wedding.
Not only, you know, obviously to the impact of
my dad having a granddaughter and Jaime's getting married
and all that, but like even just to see my dad so included
and integrated, and all of us, it just,
it still makes me emotional because how many ways
like could it have gone?
That's why I've always said everything happens for a reason.
So it happened at the time that it needed to happen.
[laughs]
I know, right?
This is, I know, a really special moment for you.
It is.
And it's special for us, too, that we found you in time
-to be able to witness Jaime getting married. -I know, I know.
I know.
Your first grandchild having a wedding.
-Before your children. -Yeah.
Well, you didn't get to witness me,
but at least you get to see Jake.
-You look so beautiful. -You look handsome.
Thank you.
You know, last year, you know, we were still wondering
whether Hunter or Whitney would be getting married
any time in the future.
And, you know, and then obviously,
hopefully that, you know, they might have children.
And then all of a sudden, we are fortunate
to find Angie and her family.
So this is a great opportunity for us
to see another chapter in our family
and to see Jaime get married to Heath,
which we think the world of.
So this is an exciting time for us.
[woman speaking]
What a nice summer day.
Five minutes, y'all are going to be married. It's going to be good.
Oh my God, look, I just got chills.
It'll be all over then.
Yes.
Oh, whoa.
[sentimental piano music playing]
[camera shutter clicks]
[Whitney] Obviously, I'm an emotional person.
I get emotional at weddings.
I already feel just, like, teary-eyed just being here.
We are moments away from Jaime becoming Mrs. Heath Horton.
Oh, my God. I'm crying.
[officiant] All right, Heath. This is it, man. This is it.
[camera shutter clicking]
[Angie speaking]
You know, I just don't even know how to explain, like,
how you feel when your daughter's fixing to walk down the aisle.
Like, you're so super--
I'm proud. Like, I'm proud of my daughter,
of the amazing woman she's become.
And to find her person that we love,
and he's going to be the father of my grandchildren.
Like, we're super happy and excited for this.
[officiant]Today, Heath and Jaime join hands on this
wonderful journey of marriage.
Just as two streams flow down a mountainside
and join and become a mighty river,
so your lives today join in a commitment to each other
and to God.
Heath, will you repeat these vows to Jaime after me?
-I, Heath, take you, Jaime. -I, Heath, take you, Jaime.
-To be my wife. -To be my wife.
-I, Jaime, take you, Heath. -To be my husband.
To be my husband.
To have and to hold from this day forward.
For better or for worse.
-For richer or for poorer. -In sickness and in health.
To love and to cherish until we're separated by death.
As God is my witness, I give you my promise.
[officiant] Can I have the rings?
With this ring, I seal my promise.
To love you and be your faithful husband.
To love you and be your faithful wife.
And just as this ring is a continuous circle.
So my love for you will be continuous for the rest of my life.
[officiant] Today before God and all these family
and friends, you have expressed your love
and affection by joining hands and making promises of faith
and devotion.
I pronounce that you are husband and wife.
Heath, you may kiss your bride.
[all cheering]
Whoo.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you
Mr. and Mrs. Heath Horton.
[all cheering]
[indistinct yelling]
[Whitney] It's a joyous occasion.
It is a joyous, joyous occasion
and there is nothing better than seeing Heath and Jaime
kiss and walk back down that aisle
as a married couple.
[Heath] Baby...
[bleep]
I can't believe it.
[woman] You just go, girl.
When I'm offered some moonshine,
you know, I've never actually had it.
-Go, girl, go. -[all laughing]
That's where the shine hides.
I'm a little nervous that I have done too much.
[all laughing]
[all cheering]
Well, I'mma just take all these right here.
[all exclaiming]
-I need a refill and a cup. -Where are you going?
To the car where the alcohol is.
[Whitney] All right, I'm coming for something.
I promised that I would have a drink tonight.
[all cheering]
And I am committed to that promise.
So when I'm offered some moonshine,
you know, I've never actually had it.
Just you tell me when I have to.
You just go, girl.
Moonshine, it's a very Southern thing.
Oh, you want to give me a peach? Yeah.
I kind of always thought it was illegal.
I'm not really sure what the legalities are of moonshine
or what it even is or where it comes from.
But I decided that tonight is the night.
I'm about to find out.
-That's right. -Go, girl, go.
-Open your mouth. -Go, girl.
-[all laughing] -I'm trying to get it to where I can suck it.
-Oh. -[all laughing]
I got to drink it so I can eat the peach.
Turn it so it'll fit.
Well, well, well.
She can do it.
-Got it. Got it. -You got to suck it up.
It tastes just like a crawfish.
[man] That's the best part of it. That's where the shine hides.
-Yeah. -Woo.
Woo.
[all laughing]
[Whitney speaking]
[laughing]
[all exclaiming]
I don't do that, for the record.
I don't drink hardly ever.
And it all feels very nefarious.
I'm a little nervous that I have done too much.
[all] Cheers.
I'm a little anxious that I want to get back to my table
and sit down before the moonshine hits.
-Whoo. -[laughs]
[DJ] Ladies and gentlemen, here is your bridal party.
[all cheering]
[country music playing]
♪♪ Like calm and butter
[DJ] And now, ladies and gentlemen,
your bride and groom, Mr. and Mrs. Heath Horton.
[all cheering]
The bride and the groom is going to start
their first dance.
[Whitney] I'm emotional as soon as I see Jaime and Heath doing
their first dance.
♪♪ It don't have to be perfect for everything to be right ♪
[Whitney] I love the way that Heath loves Jaime.
And knowing that Jaime and I are actually a lot alike
and I think have some similar qualities,
I think that I probably need a man to love me the way
that Heath loves her.
If I could find that, I would be thrilled.
I would be absolutely thrilled.
♪♪ I won't let you go
[DJ speaking]
[Whitney] When I see Angie and Jaime dancing together
for their mother-daughter dance,
I just, I just lose it,
not only because I love them so much,
but also it makes me think about my mom.
I know.
[sniffles] I'll never have that moment, you know?
Because I won't get the opportunity to dance
with my mom at my own wedding.
So it's really emotional to watch.
[all cheering]
-Love you. -Love you.
-[cell phone ringing] -I gotta go. I got a phone call.
I'll be back.
-Ooh, hello? Hi. -[Tal] Hey. How are you?
I'm good.
I'm at Jaime's wedding.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's really beautiful.
Are you having a good time?
Oh, yeah.
I'm just, I'm old and tired and hot and fat, you know?
Well, ding, ding.
When I get back, we really got to hang out more.
I really like, Jessica texted me today trying to hang out.
And I told her I was in Mississippi.
And yeah, we got to do something.
But oh my God, we're all going to go to Spain
for my 40th birthday.
Yeah.
And make sure everybody got their passports.
All right. Lord, help us.
[Tal laughing]
I want to enter this decade feeling like a new woman.
Could Spain, like,
rejuvenate me and send me into my next decade
with so much confidence and excitement?
I believe so.
And the men in Spain?
[in Spanish]
I mean, I've never been to Spain.
You seriously only turned 40 once.
I'm so happy that you're open to doing something.
Yeah. When I get back, we'll hang out.
Yes, please. I miss you. I love you.
Love you. Bye.
Jaime deserves a raucous...
reception and if I'm gonna have to get my fat ass on
the floor and bring it,
I will.
The only thing better than dancing
at your niece's wedding reception is dancing at
your niece's wedding reception with your family.
I just can't believe that a year ago,
I had never met these people.
I had no idea what I was missing,
what I would have, how my life would change.
[sighs]
And I am just really overwhelmed with the happiness of it all.
Whoo!
I'm going into a new decade, and on top of that,
going to Spain, it's something to look forward to.
[all cheering]
[Hunter] Lord have mercy.
[Angie] I'm exhausted.
[trills]
[Whitney] Next time on My Big Fat Fabulous Life.
I recently decided to do something different
-with counseling. -Oh.
I decided I'm going to do an intensive outpatient program.
-Really? -Yeah.
I was starting to have really dark, hopeless thoughts.
Wow.
I found your mother's engagement ring.
Why do you have this?
Just in case Hunter might ask her to get engaged.
[Whitney] This is my 40th birthday trip.
I'm already in the midst of a midlife crisis.
And if someone else gets engaged
right in front of me, I will lose it.