1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,519 I feel like we should have jelly shots all the time. 2 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:04,039 Yeah. Like, you just never know 3 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:05,519 when you need a little pick-me-up. 4 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:06,599 Yeah. 5 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,239 You know, kids get jelly all the time. Why can't we? 6 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:09,399 Exactly. 7 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,559 Every evening in Australia... 8 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,039 Don't give me this rubbish. 9 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:14,239 Oh, shit! 10 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:15,359 Half way through the season. 11 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:16,519 It's going fast. 12 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,439 ...TV reaches over 12 million of us. 13 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,679 It doesn't get easier to watch, though, does it? 14 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:22,559 The Greeks would be turning in their graves. 15 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:25,359 But have you ever wondered what other people are watching? 16 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:26,799 We're the laughing stock of the world. 17 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:27,799 Yep. Correct. 18 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,959 Find out what people thought about what was on 19 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:31,439 in the last seven days. 20 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:34,399 So now what happened? Oh, I don't know. 21 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,639 Don't worry about it. Just watch this show. 22 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:39,799 This week, we celebrated a major milestone. 23 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:40,919 Has it been 70 years of TV? 24 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:43,119 This is going to be a big walk down memory lane. 25 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,359 Mate, it's the glue of society, TV is. 26 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,439 Guys, I literally haven't recognised one thing yet. 27 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,759 What did I just hear? 28 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,159 Caught up with one of our favourite families... 29 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:53,159 Simpsons! 30 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:55,879 The greatest cartoon ever to be made. 31 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,039 Who's your favourite? 32 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,319 I always like Lisa. Yeah. 'Cause you are Lisa. 33 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:00,639 Even when you were small, 34 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,279 you used to say Apu was like Dad. 35 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,519 Yeah, Dad. "Thank you. Come again." 36 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:05,599 ...and checked out 37 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,959 who was harbouring on the harbour in... 38 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:10,239 Sydney Harbour Cops. 39 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,439 Holy moly. We're watching Water Rats IRL. 40 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:13,439 So much going on in the water. 41 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,319 Anything could happen out there. 42 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:17,199 There's such a thing as pirates, Dad. 43 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:18,960 Not in Sydney Harbour. 44 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,919 In Sydney, the Delpechitras are calling Vesty 45 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,519 on her overseas honeymoon. 46 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:31,519 Hey! What's happening? 47 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:32,879 We're just by the pool bar 48 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:34,879 and we ordered some happy hour cocktails. 49 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,359 Wow. 50 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,839 And look, even better. We have the footy playing. 51 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,119 Hey! 52 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,119 And this week on Netflix, 53 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,919 love was back in the air. 54 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,719 This is Love Is Blind UK. 55 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,759 ♪ Love Is Blind. ♪ 56 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:50,879 I love this show. 57 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,279 This is like Love Is Blind America? 58 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,799 Correct. Yes! 59 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,599 Except English? Correct. 60 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:57,639 Oi, oi. Oi, oi. 61 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:58,559 Oi, oi. 62 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,319 You're basically just here to laugh at the funny accent. 63 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,679 Correct. 64 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:02,999 And this one's hosted by... 65 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,759 Matt and Emma Willis. Wait, are they a couple? 66 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:06,839 Yes. 67 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,839 Those two are married? Yeah. 68 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:10,999 As a heterosexual couple? 69 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,279 That's what's coming up. 70 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,719 There's all these wedding pictures. 71 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,919 Look, let's just meet our first hopeful single, 72 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:16,879 Ciara. 73 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,919 I absolutely love the finer things in life. 74 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:19,919 Oh, God. Here we go. 75 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:21,639 I like somebody who's going to spend 76 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:22,639 a little bit of money on me. 77 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:23,679 Pilates instructor, there you go. 78 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:24,679 Soulless. 79 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:26,079 I am expensive. 80 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,039 Oh, what an ick. Ew! 81 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,519 A guy once spent £15,000 on a first date. 82 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:31,519 What? 83 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,159 £15,000 on a first date. 84 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:36,399 Who is she meeting? Where am I not meeting people? 85 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:40,159 You asked me to go out to a movie with 30 other kids. 86 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,879 Yeah. What was the movie? 87 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:42,879 City Slickers. 88 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,239 You remember it. 34 years ago. 89 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:46,999 Oh, yeah. It's a good film. 90 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,799 Anyway, time to head into the pods with... 91 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,959 You were saying, "I love that joke. 92 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,519 "I love! Love this, love that, love this..." 93 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,119 I saw the love letters that you sent Mum. Bit creepy. 94 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,479 As I was saying, it's time for... 95 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:57,799 I've got 'em. 96 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,879 Do not go anywhere near them. 97 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,719 It'll take her 20 minutes. 98 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,079 Alright. Well, while you do that, 99 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,479 let's meet Ciara's first suitor. 100 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,759 Hi. Hello. How are you doing? 101 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:07,999 Oh, hello. Who's this? 102 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,439 My name is Ajay. Ajay? 103 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,999 Yeah. What was your name? 104 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,439 My name's Ciara. Ciara, where are we from? 105 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,399 Former banking associate. 106 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,039 Ah, they were just made for each other. 107 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,359 His title was former banking associate. 108 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:23,039 Mm. What does he do now? Unemployed? 109 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:24,519 At the moment, I'm actually doing 110 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,079 my formal Pilates qualification. 111 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,199 Stop! Oh. 112 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,959 Didn't I tell you that he's unemployed? 113 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,359 Working in banking in the city... 114 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,199 Yeah. ...I've been exposed to 115 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,519 a lot of the finer things in life, 116 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:36,359 so it's been really nice in that sense. 117 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,919 But then at the same time, the shine kind of... 118 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,039 He looks like Ethan. I don't think so. 119 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,039 I like to go out in the East, 120 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,639 but I want to rest my head in West. 121 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,399 He does not look like me. 122 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,159 Ciara is, like, my clear first connection. 123 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:50,359 Awwwww! 124 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,639 Ajay's keen as. I really appreciate that. 125 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,679 And I feel exactly the same, so. 126 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:56,479 Oh, so she's actually vibing him? 127 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,799 She's seeing dollar signs. She won't find 'em. 128 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,799 Here they are. Oh, no. She's got 'em. 129 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,119 She got 'em. Oh, no, she's got 'em. 130 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:03,359 Anyway, Ajay will face 131 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,599 some stiff competition from this guy. 132 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,279 Hi. Hey, girl. 133 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,919 Who am I talking to? My name is Jack. 134 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,559 Jack. Hello, Jack. 135 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:13,519 Oh, my God, you've got a nice voice. 136 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,999 Ah! 137 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,199 He is hot. Oh, my God. 138 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,999 Sorry. Oh, my God. 139 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,839 Now, here's the letter. 140 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:23,039 You sound like you could, 141 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,039 like, stroke my head and talk me to sleep. 142 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,439 We'll see how this goes. 143 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,119 Well, how can you tell by voice? 144 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,799 Leanne, close your eyes. Yeah. 145 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,599 Hey, Leanne. Ah! 146 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:32,999 Oh, here we go. 147 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,679 "Dearest Kate, I cannot believe..." 148 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:35,879 It's hot in here. 149 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,359 "..to explain how deep 150 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,559 "my love and affection is for you." 151 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,799 Give me a look. 152 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,399 I am such a physical touch person. 153 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,399 I'm a touchy-feely... 154 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:44,759 Like, if we're on the sofa watching a film... 155 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:45,999 I'll be over you like that. 156 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,399 You'd be all over me, would you? 157 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,079 Oh, they've got chemistry. 158 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,519 This is their first date. 159 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,279 Let me see what it says. I will read it. 160 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:53,639 Give me a look. 161 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,519 I want to kind of know where I stand with you as well. 162 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:56,679 Yeah. 163 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,239 Because you're very, very, very hot currently. 164 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:00,679 Ooh. 165 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,399 Jack, you're not rich enough. You panicked. 166 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,319 Yeah, I panicked. Wait a second. 167 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,319 "I will cut it..." Jeez, it's hot in here. 168 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,559 We are definitely on the same track. 169 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,279 I reckon this is a match. 170 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,359 No. He's annoying. So is she, though. 171 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:14,679 Look at the sign off. 172 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:18,679 "Sincerely and with my strongest sentiment." 173 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,239 What does that even mean? Like Jack. 174 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:23,359 And back in the HQ living room, Jack drops a bombshell. 175 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:24,719 So what did she say? 176 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,159 Yeah, she just said, "It's now on, baby." 177 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,279 Oh. Ajay. 178 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:31,959 The banker's spewing. 179 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:33,279 Former. 180 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:35,279 I don't tolerate being second best. 181 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:36,400 I'm no one's side man. 182 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,960 That's Ethan! That looks nothing like me. 183 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,519 Oh! 184 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,159 Oh, no! Come on. 185 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,559 Ah! It's good. Aw, that's a bad one. 186 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,919 Don't you want to keep watching? Yeah, I do like that show. 187 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,879 Love is blind and we both want to see. 188 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,399 How could you not love someone that did this? 189 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:56,839 Has anyone ever written you a letter, Kate? 190 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,679 Then they got short and brief. 191 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,359 "Dear Katie, have a good day. Love, Matt." 192 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,800 We'd been married for ten years. 193 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,639 You've got snot on your hand. 194 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,439 Just eat it. Lick it. 195 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,239 - No! - No! 196 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:21,239 No. 197 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:22,999 Good boy. How does it taste? 198 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,439 It's good, huh? No, don't... 199 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,559 Nothing's better than eating it. Stop eating it! 200 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,239 Stop eating it. Don't listen to this idiot. 201 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,279 Stop licking the hand! I'll get you a tissue. 202 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:31,799 Salty, sweet. Jad, no! 203 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,039 Stop licking the hand! 204 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,759 Salty, sweet. Stop licking it. 205 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,399 What's it like? Oh my gosh! 206 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,279 On Tuesday night, it was all aboard 207 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:40,519 Ten's new police doco series. 208 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:43,839 Hey, dude. We got cops and we got Sydney Harbour. 209 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:45,479 What do you reckon this show is going to be called? 210 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:49,359 Sydney Harbour Cops. 211 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,919 We're watching Water Rats IRL. 212 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,199 It's real life stuff, is it? Yes. 213 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:56,119 These cops patrol one of Australia's 214 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,719 most demanding and dangerous front lines. 215 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,839 Oh, wow. So much going on in the water. 216 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:01,999 They've got guns. 217 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,559 They're police. Anything could happen out there. 218 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,399 There's such thing as pirates, Dad. 219 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,119 Not in Sydney Harbour. 220 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,679 Yeah, not today. 221 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,119 But the cops have had a call out to the bridge. 222 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,359 What's happened? 223 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,239 Someone is reported to be evading security. 224 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:16,439 Oh. What? 225 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:18,039 What do you mean, evading security on the bridge? 226 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,440 He's just there. 227 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,199 Oh, my God. Oh, look at him. 228 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,519 What is he doing? 229 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,119 And why is that a water police issue? 230 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,399 He's on a bridge. 231 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,879 That should be a road police issue. 232 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,039 Well, actually... 233 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,639 Jamie's role is crucial 234 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,999 as she keeps radio dispatch informed. 235 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,519 Well, that should be easy. 236 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:37,079 "Yeah, I've got him. I've got him. Yeah." 237 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:40,399 The man is moving in and around the bridge support beams. 238 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,399 Oh, my God. 239 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:43,919 I've climbed the Sydney Harbour Bridge before. 240 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:44,959 It is so high. 241 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,199 Scary high? Yeah. 242 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,719 It's a sheer 60-metre drop. 243 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:50,079 Oh my gosh. 244 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,319 This could go really badly. 245 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,279 He's dangling with both legs down now. 246 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,639 Oh look. 247 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,239 Oh, my God, he's hanging on. No! 248 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:58,479 Holy Moly. 249 00:07:58,480 --> 00:07:59,799 Oh, shit. 250 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,159 Officers are concerned the man could be fatiguing. 251 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,079 Oh. You think? 252 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,079 No shit, he's hanging with his hands. 253 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,039 I've tried to hang like that at the gym. 254 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,799 I last about 30 seconds. 255 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,439 Rescue officers move in. 256 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,279 They're going to move in on him. He's up, he's up. 257 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,639 He's up, he's up! Yeah, they've got him. 258 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:15,799 Ah! Well done. 259 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,919 Almost an hour and a half for this operation, 260 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,239 which has been resolved the best way. 261 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,559 That was an amazing rescue. 262 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:22,879 Good on you. Jeez. 263 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,599 They genuinely just saved his life. 264 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,879 Next, we're headed to Broken Bay. 265 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:28,039 OK. What's happening? 266 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,479 The water police look after 267 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,799 many water-access-only communities. 268 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,439 Wait. There are literally communities 269 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,999 that you can only access by water? 270 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,079 Yep. And the cops need to pick up a 92-year-old woman 271 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,079 and take her to hospital. 272 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:41,279 Wait... What? 273 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,479 She lives by herself in the wilderness, 274 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:45,799 no road access, at 92. Legend. 275 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,799 She... Oh, she's got her bag packed. 276 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,719 She's got her bag. You're joking. 277 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,719 Awwwwwwwww! 278 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,399 Let me just check I've got my... 279 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,639 Yep. I've got my phone. 280 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,039 Very rickety old wharf. 281 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,199 What's she doing?! 282 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,919 Unbalanced with a walking stick. 283 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:02,719 I'm surprised she got to the actual pontoon. 284 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,319 How did she not fall in? 285 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,519 Oh! Whoa! 286 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:07,519 Oh, my... 287 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:08,679 Oh, no! Shit! 288 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:09,839 You alright? 289 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,599 Little old lady. Better grab her. 290 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,239 Oh! Oh, my goodness. 291 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,919 Big step for a 92-year-old. Yeah, it was just about to say. 292 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,199 It is, but luckily, 293 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,279 it's a smooth ride to the ambulance. 294 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:21,959 Well done. We got her. 295 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,919 She's in good hands with the ambulance service. 296 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:25,599 Oh. Oh. Um... 297 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:26,919 Strapped her in. 298 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,439 She's a falls risk on a chair. 299 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,879 Bye-bye. See ya, love. 300 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,919 Oh, sweetheart. Get home safe. 301 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:35,239 And back at headquarters, the police divers 302 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:38,119 have just been assigned a dangerous mission. 303 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,279 Oh. For what? 304 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,559 A hand grenade's been dropped in the water. 305 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:43,519 Oh, my God! Hand grenades?! 306 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,759 Who's dropping hand grenades in the harbour? 307 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,199 Well, actually, the grenade's in Lismore. 308 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,439 Ahhh! 309 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,719 Why wouldn't you just leave it? 310 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,439 If it's still got it's pin, it's fine. 311 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:53,559 But if you, like, hit it. 312 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,799 It's up to the specialist dive team 313 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,719 to pick up the search underwater. 314 00:09:58,720 --> 00:09:59,679 My gosh. 315 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:02,599 So in this water that looks like mud 316 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:03,719 is a hand grenade. 317 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,639 And they also have to worry about... 318 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,119 Oh! Snakes. 319 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,119 Oh! Get lost. No way! 320 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:10,559 And that's not all. 321 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,079 What else? Bull sharks. 322 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,399 Bull sharks? 323 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,159 They're bullies. Great! 324 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,400 Bullshit. 325 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:20,919 Seen 'em munching on a cow. What?! 326 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,359 How much does this guy get paid? Not enough. 327 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,039 One false move could dislodge the pin. 328 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,599 You don't want to hear 329 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,719 Found it. 330 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:32,079 On the surface, it's a nervous wait. 331 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:34,519 I wouldn't be standing that close to the water, eh? 332 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:35,999 "You alright, Jeff? 333 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,639 "I'm just gonna take a few metres back here." 334 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:40,839 Oh. 335 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,400 Oh! Oh, he's on to something. 336 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:44,839 What is it? What is it? 337 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:46,959 Is he gonna come up with it? Found a horseshoe. 338 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,079 What? What?! 339 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,639 What? Are you kidding me? 340 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:50,919 That's not a grenade. 341 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:54,079 So they can safely wrap it up on the Wilson River... 342 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,159 Wait, wait. That's it? 343 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,279 They didn't find the grenade. 344 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,599 So there could be a grenade in the river still. 345 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,080 But there could also not be a grenade. 346 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,519 That was an amazing first episode. 347 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,279 I want them to find the grenade. 348 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,639 You know what, though? I actually loved the show. 349 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,879 Moral of the story, you can dump anything in a river. 350 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:11,919 Don't own up to it. 351 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,560 Nope, let it be. All's good. 352 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,759 Does my hair look super oily at the moment? 353 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:29,279 My wife has this thing. She calls it dry shampoo. 354 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,480 I'll try anything. 355 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,279 This smells like spray paint. 356 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,399 Dude, it's leather protecter. 357 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,319 You are... 358 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:40,679 Oh, I'm so sorry. Water and stain protection. 359 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,599 ♪ The Simpsons... ♪ 360 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,319 Simpsons. What the hell? 361 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,959 On Disney Plus, we flocked to the couch 362 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,039 to watch our favourite TV family. 363 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,599 I haven't watched this show in... 364 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,959 Ages. Years. 365 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,680 Years. Years. 366 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,399 Oh, people love The Simpsons. Love it. 367 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,159 The greatest cartoon ever to be made. 368 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,799 Yes. 369 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,519 This is season 37. 370 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:04,839 Man, you're old 371 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,079 if you're older than The Simpsons. 372 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,119 That's embarrassing. 373 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,319 First at five, News. 374 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,319 The Simpsons at six. Neighbours at 6:30. 375 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,680 I feel like I'm ten years old again. 376 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,199 ♪ Da-da da-da-da 377 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,880 ♪ Du-du-du-du ♪ Bah-bah-bah... ♪ 378 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:19,439 "I did not predict any of this crap." 379 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,479 That's right. 380 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,039 'Cause The Simpsons predicts everything. 381 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,039 Ever. 382 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,199 Donald Trump? Yep. 383 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,039 Oh... 384 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,519 Oh. This looks different. 385 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,559 Tales of the curious and bizarre. 386 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:30,879 Anything can happen. 387 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,359 Oh, it's a special ep. 388 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,560 It sure is. 389 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,479 Yellow Mirror. It's like Black Mirror. 390 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,759 Have you seen Black Mirror? I have not seen black mirror. 391 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,399 Black Mirror is like every different episode 392 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,119 is like a different dystopian world. 393 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,159 Crazy things happen. 394 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,119 And this dystopian Simpsons episode 395 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,759 starts innocently in the kitchen. 396 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,559 Oh, I'll have to start over. 397 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:52,759 Who's your favourite? 398 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,639 I always liked Lisa. Yeah, 'cause you are Lisa. 399 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,439 You'd be Mr Burns. Shut up! 400 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,759 Ethan, when you were small, 401 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,439 you used to say Apu was like dad. 402 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,439 Yeah, Dad. 403 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:02,879 "Thank you. Come again." 404 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,799 The bake sale goes live in 40 minutes. 405 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:05,959 Oh, Maggie. No! 406 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,599 Can you do, Marge? Oh! 407 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,519 Oh, Homer! Oh, Homie. 408 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:11,679 Help distract baby. 409 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:14,279 Here we go. Tot-Tube. You're a tot. 410 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,039 You're an iPad kid now, Maggie. 411 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,279 Just look at our grandkids. 412 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,839 ♪ Pink, pink 413 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,599 ♪ You like pink... ♪ 414 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,679 Oh, my God. 415 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,759 The problem is, it works so well. 416 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,919 Didn't I just see a tablet up there 417 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,399 with Georgie's name on it? 418 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,039 See, it's hard not to be a tablet parent 419 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,439 when you're a tablet guy. 420 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,959 Not judging. 421 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,519 ...switching to headphone audio. 422 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,239 Now it's just you and me. 423 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,439 Maggie. 424 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:37,879 Oh, nah. 425 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:41,799 ♪ One tap brings you right back... ♪ 426 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:42,879 Oh, she's full addicted. 427 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,639 My nieces and nephews are obsessed with their tablets. 428 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,199 They know how to get into YouTube, 429 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,999 find what they want. It's actually scary. 430 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,719 Too much screen time will warp your brain. 431 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,879 Our parents used to say that. "You're watching too much TV. 432 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,519 "Your eyes are gonna turn square." 433 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:56,599 We were screen kids. 434 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,519 We were watching The Simpsons, like, every night. 435 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,999 So Marge tries to take back the screens, 436 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,199 but the machines have other ideas. 437 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,400 No, I'm turning off the MyPad. 438 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,359 It's become self-aware. 439 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:11,159 Oh! 440 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,159 Sorry. 441 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,359 Oh, no. Again? 442 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,359 Oh, my God, you're wrecking your whole house. 443 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,079 This is you, Sarah. 444 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,319 I'm going to the chainsaw store. 445 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,719 Do not let Maggie watch the MyPad. 446 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:22,799 Got it. 447 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,479 Two dinosaurs. 448 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:26,839 Don't watch it! 449 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,519 And while Homer and Marge fight, 450 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,639 the machine gives Maggie an idea. 451 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,399 Is it telling her to take drugs 452 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,479 and put it into Mum and Dad's stuff? 453 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,999 No. 454 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,759 Look what they're teaching kids. Mm. 455 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,879 Um, it's just a cartoon, guys. 456 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,959 Oh, yeah. 457 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,559 But The Simpsons are always awesome 458 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:47,159 at pinpointing what's going wrong in the world. 459 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,159 Oh, is it the AI is gonna take over? 460 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,799 ♪ I've got artificial smartness 461 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,799 ♪ I get smarter every day... ♪ 462 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,039 Very Aladdin. 463 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,919 ♪ But one thing I just cannot do is... ♪ 464 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:01,079 "Squares that have a buzz?" 465 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,319 Oh, my God. 466 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,800 Good girl, Maggie. I'll take it from here. 467 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,159 Yeah, baby. 468 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,119 Oh, the robots have taken over the world. 469 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,359 Started with the babies on the iPads. 470 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,479 This is why you got to stop talking to ChatGPT, 471 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,999 'cause you're going to end up like this. 472 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,199 So after a nap and a song, 473 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,279 the machines have taken all the babies to town hall. 474 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,559 Robots. And the parents as prisoners. 475 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:25,879 I was given the prompt 476 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,999 "capture and hold the attention of babies." 477 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,439 And you grown-ups were all, "Ew, screen time!" 478 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,919 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 479 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,719 You give AI the wrong prompt. 480 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,479 They're my babies now. 481 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:38,719 Oh my gosh. Oh, no. 482 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,399 And while the machines can hold the attention, 483 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,759 they can't hold the babies. 484 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,799 You need to bounce her 485 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,039 while you pat her back. 486 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,399 See? Mum knows. 487 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,839 Fine. You do it. 488 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,319 Go! 489 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,039 Ah! See? AI has limitations. 490 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,279 Bring in the human mums. 491 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,359 I can't do this. 492 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,920 Oh... 493 00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,959 She gave up on being a parent. Yeah. 494 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,039 That was quick. 495 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,039 Yeah. Stuff the tech. 496 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,559 Now we can talk to each other. 497 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,440 Actually, no. I've got an electric bike. 498 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:09,839 I do love The Simpsons. 499 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,239 Brings back a lot of memories. 500 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,439 But do you really think babies are on social media? 501 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,879 Yeah. The Simpsons have predicted the future 502 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,759 one too many times. Exactly. 503 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:21,640 Could this happen in the next 10 to 15 years? 504 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,159 Holly, what do you call that thing you do at work 505 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,759 on a Tuesday? Take Ten With Holly. 506 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,879 Take Ten With Holly. 507 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,720 Can you guide us through your meditation? 508 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,279 Come on. I'm guiding. 509 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,279 Oh. 510 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,559 Rolling? Yeah. 511 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:53,999 Over the past few weeks, 512 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,359 we've been watching a special doco on Channel Nine. 513 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,959 70 Years Of Television. Take one. 514 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,559 70 years of television? 515 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,839 Has it been 70 years of TV? 516 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:05,839 70 years of TV. Wow. 517 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,599 That is a lot of television. 518 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,359 I grew up on TV. I love TV. 519 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,520 Well, then you're gonna love this. 520 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,519 This is going to be a big walk down memory lane. 521 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,439 This is going to be so good. 522 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,719 Right, well, let's start at... 523 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,319 Here we go. 524 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,679 A lot of other countries had television just after the war. 525 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:27,679 We didn't get it until another 12 or 14 years later. 526 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:28,799 Whoa. What? 527 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,279 So we were like ten years behind. 528 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,279 It's like we're getting the internet 529 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,799 ten years after the rest of the world. 530 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:37,559 In September 1956, television came to Australia. 531 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:40,399 The first television we had, we lived in the house, we had... 532 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,679 We just had the one room 533 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,639 and the people who had the house had a telly. 534 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:44,919 But you put ¤0.20 in the back. 535 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,439 What do you mean you had one room? 536 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,399 So it was three of us kids and my mum. 537 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,999 We stayed in one room. 538 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,199 Slept in there? Yeah. That one bed. Four... 539 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,999 You, your brother, your sister and your mum 540 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,359 all slept in one bed? Yes. You ever done that? 541 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,719 You really had a rough life, didn't you? 542 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,639 And some people would actually take collapsible chairs 543 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,119 and they'd sit outside the electrical store. 544 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,159 Oh, that's right. 545 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:07,279 You used to go to the shops in the city and watch the tellies. 546 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,760 You had a weird bloody upbringing. 547 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,879 And then, of course, all the debate. 548 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,679 Are women going to do housework? 549 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,479 Because now they'll be watching TV 550 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,399 instead of doing things while they listen to the radio. 551 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,759 What did I just hear? 552 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,079 Yeah. What did I just hear? 553 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,959 And then came the shows. 554 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,399 Graham Kennedy's In Melbourne Tonight. 555 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,519 I loved the Graham Kennedy Show. The Graham Kennedy Show. 556 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,799 ♪ Let me entertain you... ♪ 557 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,999 Imagine having to watch TV in black and white. 558 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:34,919 I wouldn't. 559 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,759 You always do look better in black and white, though. 560 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,839 Graham Kennedy absolutely was 561 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,319 the undisputed king of television. 562 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,359 It's not hard to be the king of television 563 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,639 when there's only one guy on television. 564 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:46,639 Alright then. 565 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,039 You could do anything and people are like, 566 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,399 "ha-ha. He's in our lounge room." 567 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,519 He starts on TV when he's 23 years old. 568 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:55,439 He was 23?! He looks 45. 569 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,279 They loved the cheeky naughtiness of 570 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,719 someone like Graham Kennedy. 571 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,439 Oh! Things he used to get away with. 572 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,479 Oh, yeah. 573 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:02,759 Pussy. 574 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:03,919 Oh. 575 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,599 Yes, now you can buy pussy in a can. 576 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,679 Oh, my God. 577 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,599 Pussy in a can. 578 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,599 That is outrageous. 579 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,079 You would not get away with that now, on TV. 580 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,999 You'd say that Australian TV 581 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,199 was actually ahead of its time at this point. 582 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,959 You can't say that. 583 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,519 And it wasn't long before international talent 584 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:23,999 showed up on our tellies. 585 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,799 Don Lane came in to do his Don Lane show. 586 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,919 ♪ Down in southern West Virginia... ♪ 587 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,759 Don Lane. Don Lane was American. 588 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,119 He was a serious star. 589 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,159 I remember yanks come to our school 590 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,319 and they thought that we didn't have plumbing. 591 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,839 They thought we had a little outhouse where, you know. 592 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,399 Well, I did in my house at the back. 593 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,719 Oh, my God, you're getting worse. 594 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,439 In Carlton, you used to go out the back 595 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,079 and have an Ingebrig in there. 596 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,079 And then the dunny bloke would come down the back 597 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,279 and swapped over the bins. 598 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,999 What about if you were sitting on it? 599 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,679 Well, "just wait a second, mate! Won't be long!" 600 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:57,839 Ours was inside. 601 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,319 No, no, we didn't have one inside. It was outside. 602 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,639 Oh, God. 603 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:05,279 Um, anyway, how about we dive into some... 604 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:06,799 Here we go. 605 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,839 In Australia, we absolutely love comedy. 606 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,559 What are we going to do about your love handles and your... 607 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:11,559 Mum! 608 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,279 I bloody love Kath and Kim. 609 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,479 Kath and Kim. 610 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,879 Look at me. 611 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,719 Those women certainly showed us how it's done. 612 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,559 Look at me. Look at me, Kim. 613 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,039 Let's get going before my hair gets flat. 614 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,919 Acropolis Now! That was good. 615 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,399 It was big in Lebanese households 616 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,759 because it was like ethnic humour. 617 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,599 I said, please, please, I said pet. 618 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,599 This is just memory lane city, isn't it? 619 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,639 It sure is. And remember this? 620 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,159 Good morning. Good morning. 621 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,119 The only thing I remember about breakfast TV 622 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,839 is being sick from school. 623 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:42,839 Oh, OK. 624 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:46,479 The first show went to air in June of 1982. 625 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:49,159 First Today show. 1982. 626 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,639 44 years ago. 627 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,359 At lunch time, you had the Mike Walsh Show. 628 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,680 That's a harder time to watch TV. Lunch time. 629 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,039 Take a sick day and TV was horrible. 630 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,439 Boring as bat shit. 631 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:02,919 Well, it wasn't always boring. 632 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,439 Shut up for me, will you? 633 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,599 It's a dust up with Normie Rowe and Ron Casey. 634 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,599 Oh, I remember this. This was the fight, Normie Rowe. 635 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,360 That's when he gets up, he goes, bang! 636 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:12,839 Get him, get him! 637 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,799 Oh! Oh! What? 638 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,639 That happened on national television? 639 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,239 Full on biff. 640 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,399 You can't even get a biff in the NRL these days. 641 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,639 Oh, and speaking of... 642 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,999 How good is sport, though? 643 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:23,999 Boring. 644 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,519 I watched the Wide World Of Sport all the time. 645 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,119 ♪ Lillee's pounding down like a machine... ♪ 646 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,039 Even this music takes me back, man. 647 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,479 C'mon Aussie C'mon became the national anthem. 648 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,999 ♪ C'mon Aussie c'mon. ♪ 649 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,479 Greatest chant of all time. 650 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,439 ♪ C'mon Aussie c'mon. ♪ 651 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,719 I love that. 652 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,479 And other things we loved were... 653 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,839 Mate, your snack cupboard's as dry as the Saudi desert. 654 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,399 Yeah, you've been bloody... 655 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,599 Oh. Mr Squiggle! 656 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,279 Yep. Kids TV. 657 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,679 He's my favourite. 658 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:50,999 He always gave me hope in life 659 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,279 that you could have a big nose and do whatever you wanted. 660 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,439 Agro. When I had one eyebrow, I looked like Agro! 661 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,519 Yeah, 'cause of your eyebrows! 662 00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,479 I was Mr Squiggle. You were Agro! 663 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:03,279 Some of it was for adults as much as it was for the kids. 664 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,319 It's you, Jad! It's you. 665 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:05,559 It's you, Jad. It's me. 666 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,279 You know what happens when you get naughty, don't you? 667 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,519 Yes, the ratings go up. 668 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,639 But when the evening came... 669 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:14,919 A Current Affair. Yeah. 670 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:18,879 All these shows became massive in the '80s and '90s. 671 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,960 Are you xenophobic? 672 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,239 Please explain. 673 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,919 "Please explain." "Please explain." 674 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,479 Look at Pauline. 675 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:26,799 Was that her first please explain? 676 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,799 Yes. 677 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,439 Did you kill Azaria? No way. 678 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:30,439 Oh, mate. 679 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,119 Was that when A Current Affair used to do real news? 680 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,199 Yeah. 681 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,679 Back in the days when journos were journos. 682 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,479 Then they just kind of gave up and just put out shit. 683 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,519 Yeah, like this. 684 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,559 You come near my house, I'll kill you. 685 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,759 Whoa! 686 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:44,999 You've been screwed over by somebody, 687 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,079 what do you threaten them with? A Current Affair. 688 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,719 If you were a dodgy tradie, they were coming for you. 689 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:57,839 I suggest you go away 690 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,759 and take a good, long, hard look at yourself. 691 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,759 Oh, Corey Worthington. Yes. 692 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,839 I have. Everyone has. They love it. 693 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,639 What a loser. 694 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,999 And then... 695 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,159 Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick... 696 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,239 There was this show. 697 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,319 I'm George Negus. 698 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,359 Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. 699 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,519 I'm Ray Martin. 700 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,399 Did used to get into 60 Minutes. 701 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,279 They used to do some hard-hitting journalism. 702 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,559 Peter... put your manners back in. 703 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,359 Some of these stories that they cover 704 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,999 are absolutely fascinating. 705 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,519 How would you execute that man? 706 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,519 We screwed the man like this. 707 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,439 Holy shit. 708 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,719 The way I would have shit myself several times. 709 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,879 From the real stories... 710 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,079 Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. 711 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,800 ...to our favourite stories. 712 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,559 Yeah, who doesn't love a bit of drama. 713 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:46,399 Australian viewers wanted to watch Australian stories. 714 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,239 Matlock Police, Division 4, Homicide. 715 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:50,559 You know, when I was nine years old, 716 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,439 I went for a screen test for Matlock Police. 717 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,479 Did you? 718 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,079 I was going to be Sergeant Madden's daughter. 719 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,639 And what happened? I failed. 720 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,399 And then it changed suddenly. 721 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,879 Number 96. 722 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,760 You know what I'd go for? I mean, really go for? 723 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,839 We weren't allowed to watch it, but we used to come out 724 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,599 and have a little peek around the corner. 725 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,999 Have a look at Abigail's tits. 726 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,279 Which were down here. Oh, no, they weren't back then. 727 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,759 No, they were down here, Keith. No, no. 728 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,159 Drama in television 729 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,959 is the real magic of TV. 730 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,599 And our screens were filled with hit after hit. 731 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,399 Don't we love drama on Australian TV? 732 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,639 You know what they're missing still? 733 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:31,719 Home and Away and Neighbours. 734 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:32,719 Yeah. Oh, my God. 735 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,199 If they do 70 years of television 736 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,999 and don't show Home and Away or Neighbours. 737 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,639 There we go. Here we go. 738 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,159 Oh, the big weddings. Didn't we know how to do a wedding? 739 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,119 Oh, yeah. 740 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:46,399 Toadie's wife died on their wedding day. 741 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,639 Alright. Spoilers. 742 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,199 But enough about the shows. 743 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,039 Let's have a look at what they made us watch in between. 744 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,039 Might have made some great TV in this land. 745 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,559 You look so hot today. 746 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,719 "Like a sunrise." 747 00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,159 But let me tell you, it's nothing on the ads we've made. 748 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,239 Kiss me, Ketut. 749 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,599 Oh, Ketut. Remember Ketut? "Kiss me, Ketut." 750 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,519 I could not tell you what they're selling 751 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,719 but I just love this. 752 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,519 Advertising jingles that are still rattling around 753 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:10,959 in what's left of my brain. 754 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,719 ♪ We're happy little... 755 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,959 ♪ Vegemite for breakfast, lunch and tea. ♪ 756 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,559 Not happy... 757 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,999 "Jan!" I used to love that. 758 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,479 Remember me? 759 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,480 Guys, I literally haven't recognised one thing yet. 760 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,559 Oh. Iconic. 761 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:28,959 I cried every time. 762 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,199 Tell me you know this Qantas ad. 763 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,199 Freak, man. 764 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,879 Even the ads were better back in the day. 765 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,239 They were the best. The ads were the best. 766 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,599 I think we've got an awful lot to be proud of. 767 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,919 For better or for worse, 768 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,559 Australian television is about being ourselves. 769 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,719 Oh, my God! 770 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:44,999 Yeah! 771 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,039 I think the single greatest legacy of Australian TV 772 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,399 was bringing the country together, 773 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,279 making lonely people feel less lonely. 774 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,559 Mate, it's the glue of society, TV is. 775 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,399 70 years of Australian television and we're still here, 776 00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,239 so something must be right. 777 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,039 ♪ Better watch me. ♪ 778 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,599 Nice to get a bit of nostalgia. 779 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,359 Nothing gets a family together 780 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,599 than sitting on a couch watching some telly. 781 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,400 That's true. That's so true. 782 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,039 On the Gold Coast, 783 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,239 Nick's finally found the dry shampoo. 784 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,439 Can you at least give me some normal stuff? 785 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,159 Alright. Round two. Sorry. 786 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,079 There you go. How good does that look now? 787 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,599 I don't know, I can't see it. 788 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,559 Can you stop? 789 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,240 Enough's enough, dude. 790 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,280 "This is a story." 791 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,399 "This is a history." 792 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,479 "This is our history." 793 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,159 No, that's not grammatically correct. 794 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:53,479 This week on Disney Plus, we tuned in to watch this guy. 795 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:54,799 Oh! Is that Loki? 796 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,159 Who's Loki? Tom Hiddleston. 797 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,159 What's Loki? 798 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,799 Loki is in like Avengers and stuff. 799 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,199 Yep. And today Loki is bringing us 800 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,639 a high-concept recreation about one of 801 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,359 the world's greatest disasters. 802 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,639 We all know the story of Pompeii, right? 803 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,319 Everyone knows the story of Pompeii. 804 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,039 I don't know the story of Pompeii. 805 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,439 Is he Italian? 806 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,839 Wow. We're off to a flying start. 807 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:15,959 Oh, no. He's French. 808 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,879 2,000 years ago, 809 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,719 a bustling Roman town on the shores of the Mediterranean 810 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,879 was completely destroyed. 811 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,159 Vesuvius erupted, completely covered the town of Pompeii. 812 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,359 Everyone died. 813 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,879 And it preserved the whole town. 814 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,559 I know this story very well 'cause I did a dance to it 815 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,319 one time. We had to tell the story, 816 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,799 and I imagined that I was the lava like... 817 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:36,999 Was there lava in Pompeii? 818 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,320 Oh, Bree! Oh, my gosh! 819 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,759 "Pompeii - Out Of Time." 820 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,799 Wow. Was that you in the dance? 821 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,399 Anyway, this series looks to identify real Romans 822 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,679 who were living in Pompeii during the eruption. 823 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,959 This is different. 824 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:56,559 So let's go back to that day in AD 79 825 00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:01,000 because, after all, in Pompeii you can... 826 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,360 L. ...time travel. 827 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:06,919 Wait, what? What? 828 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,080 Is he using his skills from the movie? 829 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,639 They're really playing on the fact that 830 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,639 Tom Hiddleston is Loki. 831 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,239 Correct. So here's a bit of time travel. 832 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,839 "Pompeii AD 79." Do you know what AD stands for? 833 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,319 Anno donomino. 834 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,519 What does it mean? 835 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,599 The year of our Lord. Oh. 836 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:27,039 I think. I... 837 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,039 Oh, OK. 838 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,799 Now Loki introduces us to Avianius, 839 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,599 a young boy working as an apprentice blacksmith. 840 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,759 That's deep. 841 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,159 Imagine your last day on earth, and it's a bloody work day. 842 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,399 Man, you'd be ticked off. 843 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,439 You'd hope it happened in the morning, wouldn't you? 844 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,080 But it is hard to work with the constant earthquakes. 845 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:49,719 That volcano would have been rumbling so much. 846 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,239 It's time we meet our story's villain. 847 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,319 Mount... 848 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,279 Vesuvius. 849 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,359 The volcano. 850 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,759 That's what you refer to your pimples as. 851 00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,199 I was just thinking that. I do. 852 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,359 Mount Vesuviuses. Yes. 853 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,119 You can still feel its power. 854 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,479 I've heard of Mount Vesuvius. 855 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,639 It's probably the most famous mountain of all time, 856 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,799 other than Mount Everest. 857 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,639 Mount Wellington. 858 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,079 Where is Mount Wellington? New Zealand. 859 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,119 This is the scene of a crime. 860 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,759 It's in Tassie. I actually don't... 861 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,119 Yeah, you're right. 862 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,199 No. Yeah, yeah. 863 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,719 Hang on. The most famous mountain of all time 864 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,679 and you've picked it in a different country. 865 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,279 Anyway. Next we meet... 866 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,999 Disaster psychologist Dr Sarita Robinson. 867 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,599 So she... psy-psych... 868 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,879 So she psychol... psychoanalyses disasters? 869 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,039 Yeah. Not quite. 870 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,639 I reckon she's going to try and get in the minds of people 871 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,119 that are going through a modern day disaster 872 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,559 and relate it to Pompeii. 873 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,319 Correct. And she does that by doing this. 874 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,359 No one's running. 875 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,879 This is a classic example of alarm fatigue. 876 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,759 People have learned that there's no danger, 877 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:51,959 so they don't respond. 878 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,159 You see it in the workplace. They think, oh, it's a drill. 879 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,399 So in Pompeii, they would have had signs and didn't react. 880 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,279 2,000 years. The same reaction. 881 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,920 Yeah, exactly. 882 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,319 Are they going to turn the alarm off? 883 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,719 Er, not sure. 884 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,279 But back in Pompeii, Avianius is running out of time. 885 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,039 Uh, oh. You're out of time. 886 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,399 Ah! It's about to erupt. 887 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,479 Stop ignoring it like the people of Pompeii. 888 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:19,679 This is what they would have seen. 889 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,319 Pheow! 890 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,320 Marcus. 891 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,200 Jeez. 892 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,719 Oh, yikes. 893 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,559 Avianius isn't going to ignore this, right? 894 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,839 He's going to evacuate immediately, get to safety. 895 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,919 Run! 896 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,879 Where are you to run? You can't run into it. 897 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,279 Obviously. Who's going to run into it? 898 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,799 Well, what would you do? 899 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,479 I'd run. Why aren't they running? 900 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:45,839 But what about your family? 901 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:46,919 What about your family? 902 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,719 You would have run back and got your family. 903 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,159 My mum. 904 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:53,079 Of course that's who you go to. That's who I'd go to. 905 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,279 Yeah, I don't think I could run away 906 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,799 if I didn't know where my family was. 907 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,599 I'm outside, I'll be coming in to try and find you. 908 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,519 I'm already halfway down the street! 909 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,599 Keith who? 910 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,000 Clock's ticking. 911 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,119 Pompeii is almost out of time. 912 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,960 Volcanoes are just pretty shitty, aren't they? 913 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,599 Oh, that was interesting. 914 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,079 I want to know what happens next. 915 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,360 I want to see the rest. 916 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,159 Are you guys confused after that story? 917 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,239 'Cause I can show you like... 918 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,999 Through interpretive dance? ...in a different form. 919 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,439 And a five, six, seven. And... 920 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,559 Pew! Pew! Pew! 921 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:28,559 Hide! 922 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,999 Where's my mum? 923 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,439 Found her. 924 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:32,799 Hide again. Oh, my God. 925 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,639 Die together. 926 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:35,840 Statue. 927 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,639 In Melbourne, Anastasia's reminiscing 928 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,839 about her education and the Queen. 929 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,319 When you were in primary school, did you play, in assembly, 930 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,919 God Save The Queen on the recorder? 931 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,159 I used to play it on my recorder. 932 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,559 ♪ God save our gracious queen ♪ Queen 933 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:08,039 ♪ Da-da-da-da, dah, dah, dah Australia 934 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:11,479 ♪ God save our queen. ♪ 935 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,319 Well, he did save her because she bloody died at 93, whatever. 936 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,559 Sunday on Ten, we checked out an old favourite. 937 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,839 Selling Houses Australia! 938 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,079 Yep, the show where Andrew Winter... 939 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,159 Hello, Andrew. 940 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,079 ...comes to help owners sell their home 941 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,959 by giving it a makeover. 942 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:28,359 See, Bungee? Have a look at that house. 943 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,519 We'll never afford to live somewhere like that. 944 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,839 And this week, Andrew's helping Sandie and Tony 945 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,919 sell their home in an outer suburb of Brisbane. 946 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,519 Look at the size of this house! 947 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,159 What the heck? 948 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,479 It's a grand estate. 949 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,959 Wow. Holy moly! 950 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,919 Look at... This is like a resort. 951 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,719 I hate big houses. I like tiny, little shoeboxes. 952 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,559 That's my more style. I can tell. 953 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,999 The five-bedroom, three-bathroom, 954 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,959 four-car garage property sits on ten acres. 955 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,879 I want to see what the inside looks like. 956 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,399 Ta-da! Oh, my goodness me. 957 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,079 Oh! That's beautiful. 958 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,119 Oh, no! 959 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:06,119 That is grim. It looks like a cruise ship. 960 00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,519 Yes, the colours are absolutely horrid. 961 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,639 It's actually woeful. 962 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:10,839 They don't like it! Are we missing...? 963 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,159 Are we missing something? We love it. 964 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,039 It is ugly as... 965 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,439 Fine. Moving on. 966 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,359 Selling such a distinctive property 967 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,999 isn't always easy. 968 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,279 How much do they want for it? 969 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,599 Offers from 2.6. 970 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,159 2.6 million. That's cheap. 971 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,039 Oh, yeah, because ¤2.6 million is so affordable. 972 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,359 And the house has another resident. 973 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,119 Oh, Bear. What are you doing there? 974 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,599 Look at Bear. So cute. 975 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,559 You want a lift, do you, buddy? 976 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:35,599 Let's go. 977 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,519 I would have left the dog down the bottom. 978 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:38,999 I would have said, "Well, if you want to get up, go, 979 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,239 "start climbing." 980 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,679 Bear! There you go, boy. 981 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,879 Oh, he's got two legs, Lee? Who? 982 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:44,879 This dog. 983 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,599 He's missing his hands. His front legs! 984 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,119 He got run over about eight years ago. 985 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,519 Got hit by a car. 986 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,399 No! That's so sad. 987 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,399 It's a dog living in a ¤3 million home. 988 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,599 Let's not feel too sorry for its missing two legs. 989 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,279 Bear can't get down the stairs by himself. 990 00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,999 Throw him! You can't say that 991 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,559 about the two-legged dog! 992 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:04,959 So, what we really want to do is build a house that's flat 993 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,839 so he can get inside and outside by himself. 994 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:08,839 Oh! They're moving 995 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,159 because of the dog? 996 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,399 You're kidding me! 997 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,999 So, we're going to sell this beautiful home for a dog. 998 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,079 For a dog. 999 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,599 That's fine with me. Happy wife, happy life. 1000 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,040 That's my motto. 1001 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,239 But I'm not happy. 1002 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:24,199 One thing these empty-nesters can agree on 1003 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,519 is it's time to move on from their dream home. 1004 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,079 OK, so what do all of these people do for work? 1005 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,919 I need you to stand up, just for a second. 1006 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,919 So I'm doing, um, canine remedial massage. 1007 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,199 Massaging the dogs? 1008 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,079 Oh, I want a canine remedial massage. 1009 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,759 What, hop on all fours and get a massage like that? 1010 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,559 Sounds awfully inappropriate. Yeah. 1011 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,439 Look, how about we try and sell the house? 1012 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,679 Let's talk turkey. 1013 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,679 Trouble is, your house is the size of a football pitch. 1014 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,439 God, how big is their budget to renovate? 1015 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,599 Around the 120 mark. 1016 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,439 For 120, you could just get the dog new legs. 1017 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,639 Yeah, that's true. 1018 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,039 When are they going to renovate? 1019 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,519 Good idea. 1020 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,479 Please don't make it modern and soulless. 1021 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,399 OK, let's start with the bathroom. 1022 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,679 I love the claw bath. 1023 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,639 Really love the tiles. 1024 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:08,919 Oh, no! 1025 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,119 They're getting rid of the tiles! 1026 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,639 I love the tiles! 1027 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,399 This bathroom is going to look very different, 1028 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:15,959 now they got rid of all that yucky brown. 1029 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,759 This is a huge house, 1030 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,719 so by simplifying the colour scheme... 1031 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,799 Don't know what colour they're going to paint it. 1032 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,399 Oh, they're painting in white, Leanne. 1033 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,519 ...all the living areas... 1034 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,679 Oh! Oh, what is this? 1035 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,719 ...upstairs and down, casual and formal 1036 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,319 are getting the... 1037 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,479 "We're going to just white everything." 1038 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,119 Yeah, it can't all be white. 1039 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,759 Want to bet? 1040 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,959 Jesus Christ, they're really using white, aren't they? 1041 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,079 They sure are. 1042 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,519 The whole exterior 1043 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:40,719 has been done like this. 1044 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,919 Oh, they're doing a white roof?! 1045 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,039 So, now, it's all just one colour. 1046 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,919 They'll want to bring back the White Australia policy, 1047 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,039 they're going this way. 1048 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,079 I think that's what the colour's called. 1049 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,279 All white. 1050 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,039 Are we done? Yep. Time for the big reveal. 1051 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,319 Give us a look. 1052 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,559 Isn't this amazing? 1053 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:57,959 What happened? Wow. 1054 00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,559 That looks so much better. Oh, yeah. 1055 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:00,839 This is what a Queenslander 1056 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,359 should look like this year. 1057 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,519 I really liked the exterior before. 1058 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:05,719 Same! 1059 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:07,959 I suggest you take a big deep breath 1060 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,079 before you go inside. 1061 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,759 Oh, my God, my eyes hurt. 1062 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,919 Real-estate porn in front of you. 1063 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,279 Look at that. 1064 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,719 Oh, charming. 1065 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,279 I got horny over it. 1066 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,759 The question is, is it going to sell? 1067 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,079 After just a few weeks on the market... 1068 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,639 Oh! Sold it! 1069 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:23,679 How much? Tell me. 1070 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,039 2.8. 1071 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,679 ¤2.8 million. 1072 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:27,879 There you go. 1073 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,439 I know... I know my real estate. 1074 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,999 It's not the money that's getting me. 1075 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,800 It's all this for a dog. 1076 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,759 Great show. Yeah, it's great. 1077 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,119 So, Bear's dead, guys. Bear's not dead! 1078 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,359 It was made in 2000. 1079 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,439 Oh, yeah, Bear's dead. 1080 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,400 Now Bear's dead. Bear's dead. 1081 00:36:56,760 --> 00:37:00,119 In Melbourne, Lee and Keith are discussing the afterlife. 1082 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,959 I don't want to come back as a honey bee. You know why? 1083 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,679 I know. What happens? 1084 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,319 Their dick falls off, and you die. 1085 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,479 So I'm not coming back as a honey bee. 1086 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,039 That's what you'll probably come back as now. 1087 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,239 Oh, you want to be the female honey bee? 1088 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,280 "Cop that, you bastard." 1089 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,639 On Friday, it was time for something British 1090 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,279 on the ABC. 1091 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,840 Ooh. 1092 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:24,639 That ding-ding-ding music 1093 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,719 reminds me of, like, a murder-mystery show. 1094 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,239 Well, you'd be correct, because... 1095 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:30,759 Oh, shit! 1096 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,399 Carwyn! Oh! 1097 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,479 Yeah, you're off to a good start. 1098 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:34,639 He's been murdered. 1099 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:35,959 Apparent cause of death 1100 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,679 almost certainly suicide. Oh, he shot himself. 1101 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,040 Well, that's pretty easy. Crime solved. 1102 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,119 That was the shittest... Oh, my God. 1103 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:44,519 No, no, sit back down. 1104 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,919 It's never that easy because we need to find out 1105 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,999 what happened to property developer Carwyn 1106 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,119 in... 1107 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:51,639 Death Valley. 1108 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,599 You don't want to live in a middling Wales town. 1109 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,879 That is ripe for a murder-mystery show. 1110 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:59,159 So ripe that there's even one on the TV at the crime scene. 1111 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,639 What the hell? Inspector Caesar, 1112 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:01,799 there's been a shooting. 1113 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,039 Well, I am not in the habit 1114 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,599 of letting people get away with murder. 1115 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,719 Who's this guy? 1116 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:09,479 It's famous fictional detective Charles Caesar. 1117 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,159 And real-life detective, Janie, is his biggest fan. 1118 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,359 What has that got to do with the murder? 1119 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,039 Well, when Janie goes to question the neighbours 1120 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,759 about the property developer's death, 1121 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:19,959 she runs into a little girl... 1122 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,399 I like your car. Blue is my favourite colour. 1123 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,959 What? What colour is the car? 1124 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,559 That was red. It was totally red. 1125 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:26,679 Yeah. Interesting. 1126 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,279 ...right outside the home of... 1127 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,879 Oh, my God, John Chapel! 1128 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,119 Oh, that's what's-his-name. 1129 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,679 He's the guy from the show they were watching. 1130 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:33,999 That's Caesar! 1131 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,839 You're John Chapel. I love you. 1132 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,759 No, in real life, isn't that, um... 1133 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:38,919 ...Pierce Bronson? 1134 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,679 I think you've got me confused with someone else. 1135 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,759 He's Scabbers from Harry Potter. 1136 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,679 Peter Pettigrew! That's Peter Pettigrew. 1137 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,239 That's the one. Oh. 1138 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,599 I thought there was a bit of a resemblance 1139 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:48,679 with Harry Potter. 1140 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,839 He wasn't Harry Potter. No, I know, 1141 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,519 but he's wearing the Harry Potter glasses. 1142 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:53,639 They're not Harry Potter glasses. 1143 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,159 They don't even remotely look 1144 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,679 like Harry Potter's! They are. 1145 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,759 Anyway. 1146 00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:01,719 My unique insights might be able to help you find the killer. 1147 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:03,199 What? He's an actor. 1148 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,639 He's not actually a detective. 1149 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,039 That's like watching a bloody hospital doco, 1150 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,679 and then me trying to do open heart surgery. 1151 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,079 Alright, look, just roll with it 1152 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,799 because it's time to question the suspects. 1153 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,239 First up, 1154 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:14,919 it's Carwyn's grieving widow. The wifey. 1155 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,559 He was always too busy with the business. 1156 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,039 Oh, motive. Here we go. 1157 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:21,119 I had to make do with a spa trip on my own every other weekend. 1158 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,519 Oh, my God! 1159 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:23,759 Life is so tragic. 1160 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,639 "I've had to go for a spa weekend." 1161 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,879 Those are crocodile tears. She's sus. 1162 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,839 Next on the list is the nosy neighbour. 1163 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,359 Afternoon, Joyce. 1164 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,199 It'd be like if something happened around this street, 1165 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,679 police would come here because you're always 1166 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,279 looking through the windows. That's the only reason 1167 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,879 they'd come - because I'm observant. Yeah. 1168 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,599 Not because they think I'm a suspect. 1169 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,519 Can't remember the last time I spoke to him. 1170 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,239 It was last week, Mamgu. 1171 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:47,839 Oh, that's the little girl. We saw him at Vision Express. 1172 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,599 And you said... Oh, that's right. So we did. 1173 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,719 Go on, go and play. Oooh! 1174 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:53,479 Joyce is hiding something. 1175 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,719 And the final suspect is the business partner. 1176 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:57,559 Did you know he was stealing from the company? 1177 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,279 I'd had my suspicions, so I did some digging 1178 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:01,599 and found out he'd been stealing. 1179 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,599 Oh, my God. 1180 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,719 So the business partner has a motive also. 1181 00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:06,279 I reckon he's the one that done it, Lee. 1182 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,960 Alright, well, that'll be the end of it, then. 1183 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,599 Not yet. 1184 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,119 Because the faux detective is at the dead guy's display home, 1185 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,479 where he discovers something left behind. 1186 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,000 What's he looking for? 1187 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,679 Yep, the Harry Potter glasses are on. 1188 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:20,959 They're not Harry Potter glasses. 1189 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,999 Alright, focus. This is important. 1190 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,359 Very interesting. 1191 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,479 Is that tape on the wall? What's that there for? 1192 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,879 Can we pause it for one second? 1193 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,519 Alright, let's just connect the dots. 1194 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,199 When we met the little girl earlier, 1195 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,799 who thought the red car was blue... 1196 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,359 Yeah? And now the dead guy couldn't 1197 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,039 see the green tape on the red wall... 1198 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,759 Right... ...which means... 1199 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,559 They're freshly painting it, 1200 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,279 and they forgot... Or there's a fault. 1201 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:42,959 ...to pull the green tape off. 1202 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,279 Um... 1203 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,879 Or maybe there's a secret door. 1204 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,199 Because we're going to leave tape there 1205 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,119 to show the world there's a secret door. 1206 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,159 Who knows? 1207 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,479 Let's just try the detective. 1208 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,319 Carwyn didn't see the green tape on the red wall 1209 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,399 because he was red-green colourblind. 1210 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,999 Oh, my goodness. 1211 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,399 It's his daughter that lives across the road. 1212 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,999 Carwyn had been close to my son's wife. 1213 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,319 They were having an affair. 1214 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:06,799 Mmm. 1215 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,639 Tells me he wants access to his daughter. 1216 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,879 So, what do they reckon? This old girl killed him. 1217 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,679 Oh, no. Joyce didn't kill him. 1218 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,359 The wife did. No, the wife was outside 1219 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,479 with the postie. 1220 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:16,639 Who did kill Carwyn then? 1221 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,359 Maybe it was the little colourblind girl. 1222 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,519 You did. 1223 00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:21,759 The partner. 1224 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,319 What if Danielle saw me? Oh, but she did. 1225 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,679 She did? Yeah. 1226 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:25,759 She was your accomplice. 1227 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,479 Carwyn! 1228 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,559 Oh, my God! It was both of them. 1229 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,239 The truth is, you've been sleeping together for months. 1230 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:33,479 Yes! Ah! 1231 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,039 I knew she was involved somewhere. 1232 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,279 It's a double affair. Two affairs! 1233 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,639 Yeah. But that's not all. 1234 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,839 Kerry overheard Carwyn on the phone to his solicitor. 1235 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:42,399 They were due to meet to change his will. 1236 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,879 Ah, busted. 1237 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,079 That's why he was stealing money, to support his daughter. 1238 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,400 You get it? No. 1239 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,439 Do you know who's going to love that show? 1240 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,719 My mum and dad. 1241 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,679 They are gonna be rapt. 1242 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:55,759 Oh, my gosh, 1243 00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,320 it's gonna be a nice replacement for Midsomer Murders. 1244 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,079 I was cleaning the pool the other day, 1245 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,399 and I forgot Bungee was inside the gate. 1246 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,359 Oh? Next minute, 1247 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,919 come around, chasing that ball, pushed me clean in. 1248 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,359 Wednesday night on SBS2... 1249 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:26,399 SBS2? 1250 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,039 What do we need multiple of them for? 1251 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,679 Well, so we can watch this new Aussie car show, 1252 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,879 where we get to meet car enthusiasts and their cars. 1253 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,759 Precious Metal: A Love Story. 1254 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,039 Oh, this is going to be boring as bat shit. 1255 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,319 Some people like their cars, Lee. 1256 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,159 Oh, I love cars! 1257 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:42,719 Well, so does our host. 1258 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:45,319 I'm Danny Estrin, and I really, really like cars. 1259 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,039 Is he a blackfella? I don't know. 1260 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,159 Check if he's black. 1261 00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:49,559 No, I don't think so. 1262 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:51,239 I think he might be, like, Greek or something. 1263 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:53,239 Um, I don't think that's right either. 1264 00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:55,879 Anyway, he's a performer who really loves cars. 1265 00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,439 I love cars so much 1266 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:58,839 that I even managed to get one onstage 1267 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,399 with my band, Voyager. 1268 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,479 Voyager! I've never heard of Voyager. 1269 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,559 They represented Australia in Eurovision in 2023. 1270 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:06,839 OK. 1271 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,639 Anyway, first up, Danny's showing us one 1272 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,079 of his favourite cars. 1273 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,599 This is my ZAZ-965A. 1274 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:13,919 What are we wearing? 1275 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,559 I can't take him seriously with that jacket on. 1276 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,279 Where does that special connection 1277 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,119 between human and vehicle come from? 1278 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:20,719 I don't know what's going on with that haircut. 1279 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:23,119 I like it long, or I like it short. Not both. 1280 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,199 This little beauty, 1281 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,559 he's really one of my favourites. 1282 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,399 Yeah, I love cars, too. 1283 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,879 Are you a car person? No. 1284 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,519 Did you guys ever bond over cars, 1285 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,239 because your dad was a panel beater 1286 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:34,799 and your dad sold cars? Come on. 1287 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,999 I mean, the car came in handy in the early days, but no 1288 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,839 What is wrong with you? 1289 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,519 Uh, moving on, 1290 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:44,159 because Danny's meeting with fellow car-head Duane. 1291 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,319 Guy's in a T-shirt and shorts, 1292 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,479 and the other guy is in a blazer and pants. 1293 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,559 I don't know what the temperature is. 1294 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,199 Is that what you're taking from the car show? 1295 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,999 So, my old man was a drag racer. 1296 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:57,839 My dad's not a mechanic, but, jeez, he's good with cars, hey? 1297 00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,879 You know, like, old school, actual men. 1298 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,079 What he wished you would be. 1299 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:06,159 I grew up with that man, and it's, like, it's in my blood. 1300 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,159 He'd ask me to go out to the backyard 1301 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,959 and tinker on the cars, 1302 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,599 and I was swinging off the clothes line, 1303 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,639 singing Whitney Houston. 1304 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,639 Do you lie in bed at night, thinking, 1305 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,719 "What else can I do to this? Oh, gosh, yes. 1306 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:19,719 He's a bit turned on by cars, isn't he? 1307 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:21,319 Boner alert. I'm serious, yeah 1308 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,999 It's the V8 sound I've loved ever since I was a little kid. 1309 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,079 Having sound in a car, like a vroom-vroom, 1310 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,319 it's like sex on a stick. 1311 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,679 Big deal, I don't care. 1312 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,279 Have you ever done a burnout? Never. 1313 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:35,879 Really? I've never had a car that has 1314 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,159 the ability to do a burnout. 1315 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,959 And that's not the only car in Duane's collection. 1316 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,799 Oh, so he's got a Tesla and a V8! 1317 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,359 Just to have a brand-new car with this tech. 1318 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:45,839 Bree would just be happy with CarPlay. 1319 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,559 Dead arse, that's all I'm asking for. 1320 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,079 I'm just not that tech guy. 1321 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,999 I still have trouble, like logging into my emails. 1322 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,999 Especially with the full self-driving 1323 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,399 and everything, it just blows everyone away. 1324 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,399 Oh, wow, look at that. 1325 00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:58,999 That's the future, though. Soon we won't be driving. 1326 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,199 Do you do that sometimes? "Hey, Ma, no hands!" 1327 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,559 I've done that to you, Lee. "No hands." 1328 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,239 Can you just shake my hand, just so we can? 1329 00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:05,439 Yeah, sure, mate. The other one. 1330 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:06,439 And the other one. And the other one. 1331 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,199 Going to the pub, you can get it to drive you home, mate. 1332 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,279 But you can't do that, can you? 1333 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,959 Well, it's not me driving. The cop pulls me over, 1334 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,279 I'll be like, "I don't know, sir. The car's driving." 1335 00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,839 "The car's taking me home, mate." 1336 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:17,719 Alright, time to meet Graham, 1337 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:19,119 who's restored an old car. 1338 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,719 Hello, Graham. What have you got for us? 1339 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:23,879 This is a 1927 Chrysler Series 72. 1340 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:25,239 That looks sick. 1341 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:26,719 I love a vintage car. 1342 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:29,279 This was a fruit-pickers truck. I bought it and did this to it. 1343 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:30,559 Wow. 1344 00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:31,959 He did it up himself. 1345 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,679 I got it, took it all apart. 1346 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,719 It was just a complete pile of junk. 1347 00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:37,199 It was a pile of junk then. 1348 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,079 Now it's an expensive pile of junk, now. 1349 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,559 Oh, so good! That feeling. 1350 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,759 Oh, what's he wearing now?! 1351 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,559 He's taking his glitter jacket off, 1352 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:46,799 and he's wearing a bear jacket. 1353 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,039 Oh, what have they got on here? Oh. 1354 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,199 What are they dressed up for? 1355 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,799 I'm in love with those old vintage cars. 1356 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:52,999 Vintage era from the '20s is it for me. 1357 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,559 Look at him. He's so happy right now. 1358 00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,239 Yeah, I just think he can find doing other things, 1359 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,239 like a girlfriend. He's not getting any of that. 1360 00:45:58,240 --> 00:46:00,039 It doesn't go around corners. 1361 00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,319 You have to really work at it to get it to go fast. 1362 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,199 "They're absolutely shithouse." 1363 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:05,799 The brakes are crap. 1364 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,519 "That's why I put my life savings into this car, 1365 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,799 "just to get it back to being shithouse." 1366 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,359 Next, Graham takes his... 1367 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,239 Shithouse. ...vintage car 1368 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,039 to the Western Australian desert. 1369 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,439 That's such a good-looking car. 1370 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:18,959 What do you reckon the ANCAP rating on that is? 1371 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,400 Ha-ha! Minus five! 1372 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,439 Oh, I like that! Oh! 1373 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:25,479 Look at them all. 1374 00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,719 Lake Perkolilli is the Burning Man of motorsport. 1375 00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:29,999 Oh, OK. This is giving Mad Max vibes. 1376 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,399 Floor it! Go, go, go! 1377 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,479 We're out in the red dirt, we've got our little fast cars, 1378 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:35,959 and we're brum-brumming around. 1379 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,639 It's just fantastic fun. 1380 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,959 Dude, they would be having so much fun! 1381 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,879 They're really fanging it! 1382 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,159 They're Mad Maxing it! 1383 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,440 ♪ We don't need another hero... ♪ 1384 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:50,679 That was good. I totally enjoyed that. 1385 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:51,879 Yeah, it wasn't a bad show. 1386 00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,279 For a car show, 1387 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,799 and might I add, an SBS show, 1388 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,400 that was a little bit fun.