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Doo-doo-doo.

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Hey! That's OK.

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Oh, sweets.

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Oh.

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What do I do?
What do I do, Nic?

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What do I do?

7
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Don't ask me, dude.
I don't know what do.

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Don't you dare say it.

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Every evening in Australia...

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Oh!
Oh! I'm out.

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...TV reaches
over 12 million of us.

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Obviously!
No one is shocked by that.

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Ah! What?
Oh, my God.

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This is next lev!

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But have you ever wondered
what other people are watching?

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I love the easy ones.

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Come on. How am I
meant to know this?

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Find out what people thought
about what was on

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in the last seven days.

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They'll make a show out
of anything.

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This is so tacky.

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That was... alright.

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Next.

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In a week that saw
over 4.5 million of us

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get finals fever...

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Between the AFL players
and Kylie Minogue performing,

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the real winners here
were the gays.

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We also checked out
an epic new reality show...

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Wonka's The Golden Ticket.

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That's an Oompa Loompa!

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How good is the set?
This is shit. Try Cadbury's.

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...lolled around with
a new celebrity game show...

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Shaun Micallef's
Parents' Evening.

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Oh, Ray Martin.

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His daughter looks
just like him.

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I hope my daughter doesn't
end up with a face like mine.

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...and got our detective on
with a new Aussie drama.

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Last Seen. I know this guy.

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Oh, is that Colin From
Accounts?

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Colin's a dog, Holly.

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So Mum has gone away
on a European trip

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for two and a half weeks.

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How much fun
are we going to have?

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I miss Mum.
You miss Mum already?

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She's been gone
about three minutes.

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What are you talking about?!

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This week on Netflix...

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That's an Oompa Loompa.

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It's been over 50 years...

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That's the Chocolate River.
...but it's time.

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We've got a Wonka-vator!

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Is this like
the Willy Wonka Factory?

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Yes, it is.

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Hold on to your hats

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for the greatest competition
on Earth.

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Wonka's The Golden Ticket.

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This show looks so good.

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I've been seeing this
get advertised.

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So what is this, a game show?

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That's right.
But one that takes place

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inside a recreation

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of Willy Wonka's
Chocolate Factory.

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Wow.
How good is the set?

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You know this was filmed
on the Gold Coast?

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Oh, was it?
Yeah, the back of Movie World.

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Oh, no way. That's cool.

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And now, 12 pairs of contestants
have arrived in Australia

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with their golden tickets
in hand.

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We are ready to play this game.

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They're all stupid Americans.
That's right.

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We went to America
and we tried their chocolate.

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Oh, it's disgusting.

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I gave the chocolate
back to them.

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I said, "This is shit.
Try Cadbury's."

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And once inside,
they hear a familiar voice.

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Ah, friends,
step into my grand lobby.

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Is that Gene Wilder's voice?
It certainly is.

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Isn't he dead, though?
He certainly is.

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Have we AI'd
Gene Wilder's voice?

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We certainly have.

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I don't know how I feel
about them using

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an AI generated voice
for the host.

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I hate it.
I certainly agree.

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Anyway, let's see
what they're playing for.

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A lifetime supply of money.

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What?!

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A lifetime supply of money.
How much is that?

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¤3 million.

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Oh...
No!

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That's wild.

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And the contestants will receive
the money as...

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A six-figure salary
for 30 years.

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Oh.
30 years?!

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So ¤100,000 a year
for 30 years.

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Yeah, that's pretty good, right?

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Because of inflation,

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it's really only
like probably ¤2 million.

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It's still a lot of money.

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And is it taxable or tax free?

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Look, I don't know.

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And where does the money go
if I die

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before the 30 years are over?

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OK. These are all questions
for the lawyers.

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How about we just
get into the first challenge?

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What is it?
It says, "Purple is...

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"..proven, steady and true.

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"Gold is untested, dazzling
and new."

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One gumball each.

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I'd already have had it
in me mouth.

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She got a gold one.

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We're about to find out
what gold means.

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Cheers.

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Uh-oh.
This is scary.

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Ooh!

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Oh, no! The poor ladies.
What?!

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Wait! She disappeared.
Oh, my gosh, she's disappeared.

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Where'd you go?

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See?

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Marcy?

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You can't do that
to an old lady.

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She now probably thinks
she's dead.

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So whoever has the gold
disappears.

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Yep, it looks like it.

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No!

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Poof, the shot king.
Ziad?

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Oh, Ziad.
He's gone.

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Of course they got rid
of the Arab.

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Meanwhile, everyone
with blue balls ends up here.

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Oh, wow!

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That is so cool.
Everything.

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Oh, my God,
look at the chocolate river.

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Can you eat everything?
That is the question.

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Everything is eatable.

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Eatable?

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It's not eatable, it's etable.

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Almost. Anyway, Joanne's
got other things on her mind.

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Marcy, you're missing this
with me.

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Oh, Joanne's crying.

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Joanne thinks this is real.

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Joanne.

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Are they inside the gumballs?

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I'm stuck in a gumball.
Help me get out!

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No, they are not.
They're in the balls.

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That's right.
Marcy and Taylor,

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Jeff, Moon and Ziad...

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Someone get me out of here!

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...are all stuck
inside those gumballs.

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Do they have enough air
in there?

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Probably not.

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OK, so this is how they start
to eliminate people.

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But before we get to that...

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Let me introduce
my Oompa Loompas.

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Oh, yes.
Oompa Loompas are coming.

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They come in all shapes
and sizes now.

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It's an equal opportunity
Oompa Loompa in 2026.

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Does that mean
there's gonna be black ones?

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Oh, I don't think so.
'Cause they're all orange.

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♪ Oompa Loompa doompety doo

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♪ Trapped in a gumball
at least it's not you... ♪

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I can't hear it.

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Look, there's the original.
Look how old he is.

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This is so cute.

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Marcy's still stuck
in the gumball,

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by the way.

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We gotta start thinking
about oxygen, right?

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Yeah. Good point.

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Well, let's see
who gets enough votes

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to be free from the gumballs.

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You'd be good at this, Kevin.
You like playing the slots.

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Weeeee!

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And after the first
four contestants

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are freed from their gumballs...

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Hey. Kifak, Ziad!

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...it comes down to a choice
between Marcy and Moon.

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I actually want Moon back.
Same.

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Moon.
Moon.

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Moon.

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Marcy, she's old.
She could drop dead.

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That's terrible.
She won't get enough time

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to use all the money.

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I have to get my coin to you.

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Oh!
What?

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They always do this.

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Was that not the funnest
reality TV show

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you've watched in a long time?

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Hol, if I got a ticket,
I'd take you.

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Thank you.

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Would you take me?

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I'd say,
"Whoever wants to come."

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I'd come.
Millie'll come.

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Beware, I turn into a monster
when the button's pulled.

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Ah!

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Argh!

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Oh!

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Ah! Ow!

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Did you hit
your hand on the corner?

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Let's go get the monster
an icepack.

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Monday night on Ten,

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we tuned in
for a brand-new quiz show.

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Ooh, a new show.

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Shaun Micallef's
Parents' Evening.

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Man, he's got, like, 12 shows.

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How does Shaun know
what show he's hosting?

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Surely he gets confused.

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Um, I reckon he looks pretty
happy.

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Wow.

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He's excited
to be back on Ten.

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Because...
Well-known Australians

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team up with their parents
or children

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to win some money for charity.

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Ah, OK.

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And the first team is...

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Joel Creasey and his mum,
Jenny Creasey.

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Joel and Jenny Creasey.

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I love Joel Creasey.
Callum Hole.

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Callum's been on so many
reality TV shows.

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He's a funny bloke.
He's not very smart, Keith.

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That's why he's funny.

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And who's the bouncer
next to him?

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His dad, Phil Hole.

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Phil Hole!
Phil...

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That guy knows his way
around a shovel.

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And finally...

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Jenna Martin and her dad,
Ray Martin.

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Oh, Ray Martin.

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His daughter looks
just like him.

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I hope my daughter
doesn't end up

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with a face like mine.
Why?

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You got a good-looking head.
Not for a lady.

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Speaking of families...

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My son, Gabe Micallef.

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Mini Shaun Micallef.

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Are you OK with me
calling you Gabe?

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I think Gabriel sounds

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a bit too much
like I'm in trouble.

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OK. So he's witty
like his father.

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Our first category tonight
is...

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One-liners.
One-liners.

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Identify the films

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that the famous one-liners
belong to.

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Oh, OK.
Here we go, Leanne.

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But first, the parents
must bid on how many

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questions they reckon

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their kids are going
to get right.

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The highest bid means
their child gets to play.

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Oh.
This is like poker.

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Phil, how many questions
do you think

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that Callum would get?

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Probably say one.

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What?
There's no confidence.

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Six.
Whoa!

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Seven.
Whoa!

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Ray's got a lot of confidence
in his daughter.

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OK, time to see how many
one-liners Jenna can get.

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Yeah, because actually,
my job... it's just beach.

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Barbie.
Barbie.

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It's Barbie.
The Barbie movie.

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It is Barbie. Well done.

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Yes!
You got it.

260
00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,239
Nobody puts baby in a corner.

261
00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:46,159
Oh.
Dirty Dancing.

262
00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,599
Dirty Dancing.
Dancing.

263
00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,999
Dirty Dancing.
Dirty Dancing it is.

264
00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,719
Guys!
Well done, girls.

265
00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,319
Um, I should've got dirty,
shouldn't I?

266
00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:54,359
Yes.

267
00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:55,559
Frankly, my dear,
I don't give a damn.

268
00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,199
Gone With The Wind.
Gone With The Wind.

269
00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,559
Did they even speak
in 1939 in movies?

270
00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:01,719
Gone With The Wind.
It is indeed.

271
00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,959
Hooray!

272
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,679
Well done!
Yay! Congratulations!

273
00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,879
You've got to actually
dip your lid to that.

274
00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:11,279
Look how smug Ray Martin is.
"My daughter's a genius."

275
00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,319
If that was our dad,

276
00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,439
he'd just shaking his
head like this.

277
00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:14,439
Alright, moving on.

278
00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,399
Well, the next category is...
Rhyme Time.

279
00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,959
Rhyme Time.
I'm good at this.

280
00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,039
I teach kindergarten.

281
00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,119
Phil.

282
00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,159
Now it's Callum's dad's
turn to bid.

283
00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:23,439
Zero.
Zero.

284
00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:24,439
Eight.
What?

285
00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,439
Eight?

286
00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,679
Phil Hole's just
stitching up his son.

287
00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:29,359
Well, let's see if Callum
can correctly guess eight...

288
00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,759
Words that rhyme with Shaun.

289
00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:31,759
Can Callum rhyme?

290
00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:32,879
Good luck, Callum.

291
00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:34,799
The pointy protrusion
from a rhinoceros.

292
00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,839
Horn.
Horn.

293
00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:36,839
Horn.

294
00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,639
I don't even know
what a protrusion is.

295
00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,839
Big muscles
and physical strength.

296
00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:42,919
Brawn.
Brawn.

297
00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:43,959
Brawn.
Pass. Pass. Pass.

298
00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,399
Are you serious?

299
00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,879
Thick circle of dead skin.

300
00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:47,799
Corn.
Corn.

301
00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,399
Things that Kevin's got
all over his foot.

302
00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,559
A blister.
It's got to rhyme with Shaun.

303
00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:52,639
OK. Right.

304
00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:53,839
Shaun. Blister.
Shaun. Blister.

305
00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,679
I'm not the sharpest tool
in the shed, am I?

306
00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:56,879
I reckon the old Phil Hole

307
00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,559
is pretty disappointed
in his son.

308
00:09:58,560 --> 00:09:59,919
It's an empty hole.
Yep.

309
00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:02,359
But can Joel do any better
guessing the...

310
00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,439
Animal silhouettes.

311
00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,199
Oh, here we go, Malik,
you'll be good at this.

312
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,839
You have to guess
what the animal is

313
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,159
just by looking at its shadow.

314
00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,439
Easiest thing ever.
OK, let's see how you go.

315
00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:11,519
So have a look.
Gorilla.

316
00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:12,919
Gorilla.
Gorilla.

317
00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,119
Baboon.
Gorilla.

318
00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:15,279
Gorilla.
Oh!

319
00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,279
Malik!

320
00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:17,479
Oh, that is...

321
00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:18,719
It's a cat.

322
00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,319
But cheetahs stand up
like this,

323
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,519
so maybe cheetah.

324
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,759
Cheetah.
Yes, it is.

325
00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:23,839
Oh!

326
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,039
This is ridiculous.

327
00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,239
That is a marsupial
of some kind.

328
00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,439
Possum.
Rat.

329
00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,079
Devil!
Tassie devil is quite right.

330
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:31,919
You've got them all wrong.

331
00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,440
Fail! Bom bom.

332
00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:35,719
Fricking genius.

333
00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:36,959
Time for the next round,

334
00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,959
where parents will pick
A or B...

335
00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:40,079
A.

336
00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,599
...and their kids need
to name the celebrity.

337
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:42,719
Taylor Swift.

338
00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,319
Oh, my God.
That's Paris Hilton.

339
00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:46,799
Paris Hilton!

340
00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,079
He doesn't seem the brightest
crayon in the box.

341
00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:50,559
A.
Nathan Lyon.

342
00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,079
Nathan Lyon.

343
00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,439
Lyon. Well,
they call him Gary.

344
00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:54,519
They do call him Gary.

345
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,119
Nathan Lyon.
Nathan Lyon.

346
00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,239
Yes.

347
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,159
I'm not surprised
Ray Martin's daughter was good.

348
00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,719
And I'm not surprised
that Callum was awful.

349
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:01,879
Nothing shocked us.

350
00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,039
And no one is surprised
that Ray and Jenna win.

351
00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,159
The amount of money that
will go to your charity is...

352
00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,479
¤6,200.

353
00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,399
Wow.

354
00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,039
Blitzed it, Jenna!

355
00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:13,279
Thank you so much.
Thank you, Ray.

356
00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:14,359
Thank you, Shaun.

357
00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:15,599
Thank you, Joel.

358
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,440
Oh, whoever he is.

359
00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,319
I enjoyed that.
Yeah...

360
00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,559
Malik, you did so good.
Let's go on it.

361
00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:24,959
Holly and I wouldn't be able
to get a word in.

362
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:25,959
Yes, you would.

363
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,440
I'd let you get
some wrong answers.

364
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,759
OK, so what we've got to do
now...

365
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:40,879
Press this button.

366
00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,359
...is you've got to go
into the apps.

367
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,799
Well, I'm try...
Wait, settings.

368
00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,439
It shouldn't be this hard.
Press the X.

369
00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:47,959
The magic battery's
about to die.

370
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,799
Press picture mode.
I've just done that.

371
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:50,839
Wait. What's this?

372
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,159
Oh! Oh!

373
00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,399
Sunday night on Seven...

374
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,399
The Voice!

375
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,239
The Voice,
it's the finale.

376
00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,519
This has been
one of the best seasons

377
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,759
of The Voice ever.

378
00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,319
This is the most diverse
range of artists

379
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,079
we've ever had
in the Grand Finale.

380
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,279
Down to the final four.

381
00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:09,639
So who have we got
in the Grand Finale?

382
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,159
Well, there's Kate's pick,
15-year-old Daisha.

383
00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,439
Daisha.

384
00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:14,839
She's only 15?! Jeez!

385
00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:16,359
I thought she was
about 20-something.

386
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,919
There's Ronan's boyband,
The 60 Four.

387
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,599
60 Four.
Shut up.

388
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,839
What am I shutting up for?

389
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,519
'Cause I think you're going
to go somewhere else.

390
00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,079
They need five more members.

391
00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,959
And Mel C's frontrunner,
Darwin local...

392
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,399
Yung Milla!
Here he is.

393
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,439
Oh, Yung Milla!

394
00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,599
I want him to win.

395
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,279
If he doesn't win,
a travesty.

396
00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:34,479
Who's the fourth person?

397
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,199
I came here at a crossroads
in my life.

398
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,039
That guy. I forgot his name.
What's his name?

399
00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:41,039
Tommy.
We'll call him Random.

400
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,199
No, don't be mean.

401
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,159
I actually like
all the finalists.

402
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,279
I think they're all fantastic.

403
00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,760
Yeah, but let's start with...

404
00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,439
The Grand Final
is gonna be crazy.

405
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:53,519
I'm over the moon.

406
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:54,639
I love that he sounds like

407
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:55,959
a guy from
the Northern Territory.

408
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,759
"I'm bloody pumped
to be here, mate."

409
00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:58,999
Tell us the song.

410
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,119
Changes by Tupac.

411
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,639
Oh, Changes. Classic.

412
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,639
Tupac Shakur!
Rest in peace.

413
00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,359
Put him up on the shelf.

414
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,719
He's going to
tear this thing up.

415
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,559
♪ Wake up in the morning
and I ask myself

416
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,999
♪ Is life worth living?
Should I blast myself?

417
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,439
This is a shit song.
What...? Is this...?

418
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,799
I don't even know
what the song is.

419
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,799
You got a future in rap, boy.

420
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,120
♪ And that's the way it is

421
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,439
Come on!

422
00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,879
♪ And that's just the way
it is... ♪

423
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:26,999
Now we've got
all the white people

424
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,719
trying to dance to the rap
song.

425
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,839
♪ Things will never be
the same. ♪

426
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,280
Please make it stop.

427
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,919
Yes.

428
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,559
He loves a flip, dude.

429
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,359
♪ Some things
will never change. ♪

430
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,679
Wooooooo!
Go Yung!

431
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:42,799
What do you think of that,
Malik?

432
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:43,839
Good.

433
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,879
I do believe
The Voice needs you.

434
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,759
That's crazy.

435
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,519
Imagine being on Ronan's team
when he says that.

436
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,959
Kids in the boy band going,
"What the hell?"

437
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,839
Well, he's found a way
to make it up to them.

438
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,039
Oh, no.
He's joined the boy band.

439
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:56,999
He sure has.

440
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,079
We're on. Ronan's there?!

441
00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,559
♪ First time
was a great time... ♪

442
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,879
Oh.

443
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,639
♪ Third time I fell in love

444
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:04,799
♪ Now I hope it lasts... ♪

445
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,239
Main character energy.

446
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,279
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh-oh... ♪

447
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,359
Who did the dance moves?

448
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,519
No. That's like OG choreo
of the song.

449
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,919
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh-oh... ♪

450
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,359
Oh! No!

451
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,679
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh-oh... ♪

452
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,760
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh-oh
The right stuff. ♪

453
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,759
Ronan's gonna win
his own competition.

454
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,839
Clap faster, Lainey. Faster.

455
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,239
No, I'm clapping
'cause it's over.

456
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,439
So who's left now?

457
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,599
Well, now that Ronan's relived
his glory days,

458
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,919
we can bring back Random.

459
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:38,959
Woo hoo!

460
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,639
Yeah! Nah, move on. Next one.

461
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,999
Who is he again?

462
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,079
Yeah. Never mind.

463
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,599
How about Logan girl, Daisha?

464
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,679
She's local.
That's my city.

465
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,799
Are the people of Logan
behind her?

466
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,959
The city of Logan
is behind you 100%.

467
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,719
The Mayor of Logan.

468
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,599
Congratulations.
We are fully behind you.

469
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,279
Corey Parker?
He's a Logan boy.

470
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,199
He used to play NRL
for the Broncos.

471
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,839
You might not know this,
but I am also from Logan.

472
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,919
Oh, piss off, Sonia Kruger's
from Logan!

473
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,199
Is she really?

474
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,359
How did she get out?

475
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,919
Some of us get out, dude.
Some of us get out!

476
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,679
You only made it 40 minutes
down the road.

477
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:17,119
Well, now we've met
every single resident of Logan,

478
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,159
it's time for Daisha to sing
some Janet Jackson.

479
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,279
Oh!
THE Janet Jackson?

480
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,479
Alright, here we go.

481
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:26,839
♪ There are times
when I look above...

482
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,839
No, no, now, Milo, listen!

483
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:30,999
Use your ears, not your mouth.

484
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,239
♪ Everywhere I go
♪ Ooh

485
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,879
♪ Every smile I see
♪ Yeah...

486
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,999
You see?
She is naturally gifted.

487
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,479
15 years old.
May we remind the crowd?

488
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,719
♪ My baby, yeah...

489
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:46,080
Wow!
God gave black people the gift.

490
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,799
♪ Yeah. ♪

491
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,599
She's so good
and she's so young.

492
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,119
Janet would be so pleased.

493
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,119
Well,
we're all pleased because...

494
00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,799
It's the moment
we've all been waiting for.

495
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,319
Who is it? Come on.

496
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,239
Yes! Go, Daisha!

497
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,079
Yung Milla, Yung Milla,
Yung Milla!

498
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,479
Daisha, get her out of Logan!

499
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,879
Come on, Yung Milla!

500
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,000
I love them both.

501
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,559
Yung Milla!

502
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,359
Milla!
Oh!

503
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,079
I love him! I just love him.
I wish I had another daughter.

504
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,640
You did it!

505
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,439
This was a good season,

506
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,959
and we had two blackfellas
in the grand final.

507
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,479
She'll be at
every NAIDOC event now.

508
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,159
Australia,
give it up one more time...

509
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,879
I think this is the first
winner of The Voice

510
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,279
that I'm actually gonna
remember and listen to.

511
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:41,480
Ronan comes out and...
What about me?

512
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,319
♪ It isn't fair

513
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,720
♪ I've had enough,
now I want my share. ♪

514
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,359
I woke up this morning...

515
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,519
What were you putting
your hand on my chest for?

516
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:07,519
You weren't moving.

517
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,639
Like, Usually your chest goes
up and down

518
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:09,759
and nothing was moving.

519
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,359
So I thought, "Jesus Christ,
is he dead?"

520
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,599
So you thought you'd wake me up
to see if I was alright?

521
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,079
Yep. And then I went back to
sleep.

522
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,079
Wednesday on the ABC.

523
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,679
I'm Principal Julia Morris.

524
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:19,679
Julia Morris?

525
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:20,959
Good morning, Julia.

526
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,559
Six of your favourite comedians
are about to get schooled.

527
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,759
Oh, OK.

528
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,439
We tuned into
a new comedy game show

529
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,959
all about school stuff.

530
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,319
It's like comedy Hogwarts.
Not really.

531
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,439
Welcome to Class Clowns.

532
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,919
Class Clowns. I love it!

533
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,079
I would do so well at this.

534
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,359
'Cause you teach this stuff
every day.

535
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:39,439
I do.

536
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,359
And one of the comedians
in this class is...

537
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,359
David Hughes.
Here, miss.

538
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,999
Oh, bummer.

539
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,279
I thought
we cancelled Dave Hughes.

540
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,599
You know white men
get multiple chances.

541
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,159
This photo of
a young Hughesy here...

542
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,359
Oh, my God!
Is that Hughesy?

543
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:56,359
Skivvies in a V-neck.
That is a rough school uniform.

544
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,199
Also in attendance
is comedian Luke McGregor.

545
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,599
Oh, I love Luke.

546
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,639
Let's have a little
look at Luke's school days.

547
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:03,799
Oh, that kind of looks like me.

548
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,199
That looks like
your childhood photos.

549
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,439
It does.

550
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,119
Poor fella! I bet you
he got bullied at school.

551
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,439
Yeah.
Oh.

552
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:11,439
So we're just taking the piss

553
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,839
out of everyone
for being ugly at school?

554
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,039
Yeah, even Julia.

555
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,319
Oh, look at Julia!
No way!

556
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,999
Is Julia black?
Literally!

557
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,999
Like, who's her mob?
That's our auntie there.

558
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,879
Remove that from the screen, please.

559
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,399
Because it's time
for biology class.

560
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,599
Well, part of science
was Biology.

561
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,839
Was that the real stuff?

562
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:26,999
Oh, this is going to be good.

563
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,159
This is something you actually
learn in year four.

564
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,679
Alright,
I can't remember yesterday,

565
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,279
but I'll try to remember
back to year four.

566
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:36,079
Which animal
has cube-shaped poo-poo?

567
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,079
It's not a kangaroo.

568
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,719
I've seen enough of their shit
up at the golf course.

569
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,079
Come on, everyone knows this.
It's a wombat.

570
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,279
Wombat is the correct answer.
Yes!

571
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,359
Have they got square arses?

572
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,439
The most common kind

573
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:46,719
of colourblindness

574
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,759
makes it difficult
to distinguish between

575
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,079
which two colours?

576
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,759
Red and green.
Red and green.

577
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,879
Oh, correct.

578
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,800
Wait, so what colour would
Christmas look like for them?

579
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,359
I don't know.

580
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,239
How many main blood types
are there, guys?

581
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,879
Six... seven?

582
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,399
12.
One in this house.

583
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,559
Five.
Boiling.

584
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,999
Cane Toads,
you've come up with eight.

585
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,159
O-positive, O-negative.

586
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,919
A-positive, A-negative.
B-positive, B-negative.

587
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,599
AB-positive, AB-negative.

588
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,159
Let's check in
with the teacher.

589
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,039
A, B, C and O. Four.
Yeah, close.

590
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,959
Cane Toads, you've taken it out.

591
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,719
Oh, eight.
What?!

592
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,359
Correct. We're all
as smart as year sevens.

593
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,999
Well...
Um...

594
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,039
I mean, some of us are.
...yeah.

595
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,159
It is time for
our biology practical.

596
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,439
OK.

597
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,559
Oh, ooh.

598
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,319
They're very figure hugging,
aren't they?

599
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,720
I don't know where to look.
My eyes are up here, miss.

600
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,279
One student from each team

601
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,639
has to correctly place bones
and organs onto the body.

602
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,399
Oh, pressure mounts now.

603
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,759
If the physios
aren't getting this,

604
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:46,879
we're in a bit of trouble.

605
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,399
Those body suits
will be electrified.

606
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,079
Oh, my God, it's like...
Operation.

607
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,439
You's make the mistake
on purpose.

608
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,640
If it was you, yes, and
I'd go straight for the nuts.

609
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,399
Guys, that's the gastrocnemius.

610
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,639
Gastrocnemius?

611
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,239
Sounds like an infection
we would not want to get.

612
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,679
Oh, imagine we went down
with gastrocnemius. Whoo!

613
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,999
Gastro is digestion,

614
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,359
so it is around
the stomach area.

615
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,799
It's your calf.
No, it's your calf muscle.

616
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,159
Maybe there?
Yep.

617
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,359
Yep. Nice.
Oh, no. This is bad.

618
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,919
It is your calf muscle.

619
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,399
Ah!
What?!

620
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,479
Argh!

621
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,759
Oh!
Why is it called gastro?

622
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,079
Sometimes when you get gastro,

623
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,519
it goes down
the back of your legs.

624
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,440
That's true!

625
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,039
Bin Chickens.
Here we go, Hughesy.

626
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:30,399
Oh, please, get every one wrong
because I would love to see

627
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,279
Dave Hughes just get zapped.

628
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,679
Crank it up!

629
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:34,679
OK.

630
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,039
This is called
the Palmaris Longus.

631
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,079
Huh?
The Palmaris Longus.

632
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,119
I think it's a doodle.

633
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,799
That would be
the Palmaris Shortest.

634
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,439
Hang on a minute.

635
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,319
Think about it. Palm. Palm.

636
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,759
Maybe it's this part,
like down through here.

637
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:47,879
Like your love handles.

638
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,999
No, it's here. It's here.
Palmaris.

639
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:50,999
Around there?

640
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,519
Yeah, I think so, too.

641
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,519
Argh!

642
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,519
Oh!

643
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,759
I hate watching Hughesy
get electrocuted.

644
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:57,959
Well, then you'll definitely

645
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,999
enjoy watching him act.
I never did drama.

646
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,199
Trust me,
you're good at drama, Hol.

647
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,079
For this assignment,
we are going to get you

648
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,359
to do some serious acting.

649
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,119
Oh, God.
English accents.

650
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,479
At least it's English.
English is the easiest of them.

651
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,599
Well, not for everybody.

652
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,079
Can I have
some tea and scones, please?

653
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,439
Scones.
Rightio, chap.

654
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:17,999
Rightio, chap.

655
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,680
The year is 1987.

656
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,639
Year 11
religious education class.

657
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,479
My God!
That is not English.

658
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,999
Oh, Harry.

659
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,400
Oh, George,
you are such a nuisance.

660
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,239
What the hell
are we watching, dude?

661
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,639
Yeah, just zap him.

662
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,879
Argh!

663
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,839
Until next time,
class dismissed.

664
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,759
I enjoyed that, that's fun.
That was fun.

665
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,560
I never wagged high school, but
I reckon I'd wag this class.

666
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,999
Ah, this is beautiful.

667
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,599
Just sitting here. I love it.

668
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,000
This is life.

669
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,360
I'd rather be
lying on the beach.

670
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,519
Saturday on 9.
It was time to...

671
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,319
Getaway! What a blast
from the bloody past.

672
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,399
That's what I want,
to get away!

673
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,519
I think we both do.

674
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:22,999
Just not in the same direction,

675
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,599
Lainey, you will never
have seen Getaway

676
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:25,759
in your life, I guarantee it.

677
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:29,759
It's been going for years.
I think it's 30 years.

678
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,239
Well, 35, to be exact.

679
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,479
And it's
the longest running travel show

680
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,759
on Aussie TV.

681
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:35,799
That's cool.

682
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:40,639
Oh, is this like... Is this,
um, like, uh, non-fiction?

683
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:41,639
Just watch.

684
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:42,879
Great idea.

685
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,199
Our first destination is...

686
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,239
Rarotonga is
the largest of the Cook Islands.

687
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,639
Where is the Cook Islands?

688
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,679
That way.
Oh, right.

689
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,039
An island
that's beautiful waters...

690
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,359
Oh, that chick!
...guaranteed to lure you in.

691
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,400
I like Livinia.
She was very funny on...

692
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,199
Uh, anyone else?

693
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,399
Sale Of The Century, right?

694
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,799
Thank you.

695
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,639
We're heading out on Muri Lagoon
with Ariki Adventures.

696
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,759
We're not going scorking...
Scorkeling?

697
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,799
Yep.
And we're going SCORKELING

698
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,039
with one of these.

699
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,519
Sea scooter?

700
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,239
Oh, my God!
That's an ocean scooter!

701
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,319
Get out!

702
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,479
So you scooter while you scuba.

703
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,799
This ticks all my lazy vibes.

704
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,199
Yes!
Look at that!

705
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,319
You don't even have to kick.
She doesn't have to kick.

706
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,239
Among the regulars
is a large female turtle

707
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,679
staff have named Black Beauty.

708
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,279
Turtles!
I love turtles.

709
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:35,239
I reckon that's the only
tattoo sea creature I don't...

710
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,599
Have you got a turtle?
Oh, no, I do.

711
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:37,919
I've got the sunbathing turtle.

712
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,439
OK, time
for some jet skiing.

713
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,039
Why does it squirt like that?

714
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,999
So now we're gonna learn
how to do a doughnut.

715
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,639
Didn't you do the,
when you were about 18,

716
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,519
like a moron?
You're allowed to do it here.

717
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,839
Do not take your finger
off the power.

718
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,639
She's doing some donies,
cuzzie!

719
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,959
Vroom!
Nyeeeeee!

720
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,039
There's a little bit of
punchbowl in all of us.

721
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,399
Anyway...

722
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,839
...the next stop

723
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,319
is right on our doorstep.

724
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,239
Are we in Sydney?
Yep.

725
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,159
At the new Sydney Fish Market.

726
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,639
How would you be
if we're presenters on Getaway,

727
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,999
someone's going
to the Cook Islands,

728
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,719
you're going
to the Sydney Fish Market?

729
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,599
Inflation hasn't been good
to Getaway.

730
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,559
The Sydney fish markets
have always just been

731
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:17,879
a part of our DNA.

732
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,039
My God, is Catriona Rowntree
still hosting?

733
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,479
The OG!

734
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,359
They needed a space
that was bigger and better.

735
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,679
Have you been to
the new fish markets yet?

736
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,119
Is it good?
Mate, the car park reeks.

737
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,399
Oh, so bad.

738
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:32,039
This floating roof
is an absolute masterpiece.

739
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,719
Catriona,
don't worry about the design.

740
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:34,919
Get to the food!

741
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,719
Made from
nearly 600 timber beams...

742
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,759
Big whoop-de doo-dah.

743
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,039
...it harvests rainwater.
Show me the fish.

744
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,320
A seafood lover's paradise.

745
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,519
Oh!
Oh, my God!

746
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,239
Oh, yum!

747
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,959
I love oysters.

748
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,239
Oh, get in my belly!

749
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,199
Oh!

750
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,559
Oh, my God.
Oh, stop it.

751
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,039
I think I'm allergic
to shellfish

752
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,479
because I had
a reaction to scampi.

753
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,039
Then what are you doing
at the fish market?

754
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,399
- Well, it's just trial and
error.
- With anaphylaxis?

755
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,079
Enjoy.
So good!

756
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,199
Who are these blokes
she's having lunch with?

757
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:13,199
These fish markets
are Sydney at its freshest.

758
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,599
They're pleased.
They're checking her out!

759
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,679
Eyes up, boys!

760
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,320
Shall we?
OK.

761
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,880
I've sat out there and eaten.
I had a hamburger with the lot.

762
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,879
OK, we'll see you. Sydney,

763
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,239
and Guten Tag,
Rhine Gorge, Germany.

764
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,919
This Unesco
World Heritage-listed region

765
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,319
will captivate you with its
castles and fortresses.

766
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,719
Oh, wow, look at that.

767
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,199
Wow!
Wow!

768
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,239
Wow.

769
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,439
Shaynna Blaze?
Shaynna Blaze!

770
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,239
What's she doing on Getaway?
Look at this castle.

771
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,919
What is that tile choice?
No, no, no, no.

772
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,279
This is part
of the city wall.

773
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,599
I imagine that's where
Hansel and Gretel

774
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,719
would have grown up.

775
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,079
Down that path is
where that wicked witch is.

776
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,559
This used to be
the witch's prison.

777
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,319
A witch's prison!
I told you!

778
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,879
They had a witch's prison here?
They believed in witches.

779
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,839
You'd have been the boss there.
100%, leading the pack.

780
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,959
There I am.

781
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,239
Well, next,

782
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,639
Shaynna is heading
to the wine region.

783
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,359
Oh, drinking wine in Germany.
Yes, please.

784
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,039
Take the relaxing option
and take in the view.

785
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,519
Oh, wow.

786
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,239
If I was there,
I'd be rolling down the hill

787
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,679
like a crazy person.

788
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,479
We produce this Riesling wine

789
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,039
and it's very interest
to visitors.

790
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,799
Ve haff good wine,
ve haff good schnitzel!

791
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,679
Go around in the vineyards
or go in the wine...

792
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,999
You can drink zee vine
on zee Rhine

793
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,879
while you look at zee vine.

794
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,079
It would be rude not to.

795
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,479
Cheers.

796
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,760
OK. Having a sober month.
You do you.

797
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,559
Oh, now that is
a really good Getaway.

798
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,799
Don't get away from my TV,
am I right?

799
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,359
Surely we'll go
to the fish markets.

800
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,599
Pick a nice sunny day. We'll
go.

801
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,239
We'll have a wine.
We'll have a platter.

802
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,559
You're not coming to
the fish market.

803
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,640
You're a risk.
I know.

804
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,319
There's this trend
on the social media.

805
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,399
Yeah?
Vanilla ice-cream...

806
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,319
Yeah?
...with soy sauce.

807
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,439
No!

808
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,799
Apparently, it's really yummy.
OK.

809
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,479
OK, here we go. Cheers.

810
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,479
Nah!

811
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,319
How many of y'all

812
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,959
want to see a cowgirl
ride a bull tonight?

813
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,199
I want to see cowboy
ride a bull.

814
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,719
Cowgirl.

815
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,159
Wednesday night
on Disney Plus,

816
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,199
we tuned in
to a brand-new doco series.

817
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,559
Bull riding is one of
the most dangerous sports.

818
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,759
Oh!
Oh!

819
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,599
We're doing girls in rodeo?

820
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,840
Correct.

821
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,279
Not Her First Rodeo.

822
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,399
Nothing better

823
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,959
than going to a ro-day-o
and seeing

824
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,959
all the men walk around
in their tight denim.

825
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,119
It's 'rodeo', Bob.

826
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,039
Doesn't negate the fact
that there's hot men

827
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,279
walking around
in their tight jeans.

828
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,359
That's right.

829
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,559
Well, whatever it is,

830
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:54,959
there's no hot men
in tight jeans here.

831
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,159
I didn't expect women
to ride bulls.

832
00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,439
No, I thought
we were smarter than that.

833
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,719
And in this episode,

834
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,199
we follow female champion
bull rider Jordan.

835
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,239
My name is Jordan Halvorsen.
I'm 29 years old.

836
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,839
She looks so
young. She can't be 29.

837
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:09,879
Mate, riding bulls
keeps you young.

838
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,719
I've won three world titles
and about 30 buckles.

839
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,959
- Oh, really?
- See the size of herbelt buckle?

840
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,079
Imagine you're busting
to go for a wee.

841
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,559
Like you're not getting
that belt off quickly.

842
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,839
My goal is to give women
an opportunity to ride bulls.

843
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,039
I love this,
I love women supporting women.

844
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,279
You go, girl.

845
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,719
I don't understand
the get-up, though.

846
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,799
No, nor do I,
but look at the tizzy pants.

847
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,919
There's not a lot
of female bull riders

848
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,239
out in the world.

849
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,439
I feel like this is a sport

850
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,319
where women
would naturally be better.

851
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,199
You don't have your balls
to worry about.

852
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,479
Either way,
you're getting flung off.

853
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:40,839
Doesn't matter
what your privates are doing.

854
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,159
Bull riding is extremely tough
on the body.

855
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,999
Dude, this is no joke,
riding Bulls.

856
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,919
Double ACL reconstruction
on this one.

857
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,239
Double ACL?!
These girls are nutters.

858
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:53,039
They said I was gonna need
a knee replacement at 35.

859
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,319
Oh, my Lord.

860
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,399
I think your body's trying
to tell you something.

861
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,719
I couldn't do that.
I couldn't do that to my body.

862
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,359
Anyway, tonight

863
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,119
is Jordan's first rodeo
of the season.

864
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,079
We have the chance to win ¤545.

865
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,399
545.
You risked your life for that?

866
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:12,279
It's not even 550. ¤545.

867
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,959
The rider
must stay on the bull

868
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,119
a minimum of eight seconds.

869
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,479
Eight seconds seems easy,
but it'd be so tough.

870
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,959
The longest eight seconds
of your life.

871
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,039
The cowgirl must have
her hand inside the bull rope

872
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,599
and one free hand in the air.

873
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,879
One hand in the air?

874
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,719
You're not allowed to touch
the bull with the other arm.

875
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,159
If the cowgirl hits the ground

876
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,719
before the eight seconds,
it's a disqualification.

877
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,999
Look at its balls!

878
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,519
You'd get wiped out by the
balls on the way out. Ba-dung!

879
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,439
I think it's just
going to come down to the wire.

880
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:39,599
I think it could be
anyone's game.

881
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,359
Oh, God, it looks so hard.

882
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,239
I think I could do that.

883
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,639
You got to put your hand
under it

884
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,399
and you just go like...
Oh!

885
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,279
You know?
Hey, is that how it goes?

886
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,479
And then you go up
and then come down.

887
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,239
Are we still talking
about bull riding?

888
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,679
OK, let's meet tonight's
competition.

889
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,919
Best of luck, girls.

890
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,839
First we have
Catalina Langlitz.

891
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,479
She's from Salado, Texas.

892
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,679
She's 22!

893
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:01,879
They're all so young!

894
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,639
I've got socks older than her.

895
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:04,759
I tell myself...

896
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,519
I'm like, "Alright, Cat,
just ride bulls."

897
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,599
Oh, here we go.

898
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,199
Come on, cowgirl, do it!

899
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,399
Go!
Oh, she looks good.

900
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,679
Come on, now! Yes!

901
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,039
Whoo-hoo! She's doing alright.

902
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,280
Come on, sister!

903
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,279
Hold on!
Oh, no! No! No! Oh, no!

904
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,399
Oh!
Oh!

905
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,159
She's off!
There's your back.

906
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,519
Honestly,
a chiropractors dream.

907
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:26,679
Next up is...

908
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,559
Alexia Huffman from
Raeford, North Carolina.

909
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,959
She's actually in the army.

910
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,439
Oh, the Americans would love
the Army girl, wouldn't they?

911
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,840
By popular demand...
"Popular demand."

912
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,679
Oh!
Oh, no.

913
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,400
Straight off.
Oh!

914
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,119
Oh! She's stuck, she's stuck.
She is hung up.

915
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,679
Oh, my God!
Let go of it!

916
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:54,519
Oh! And then she got stomped.

917
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,759
Folks, give her a little
something here tonight.

918
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,359
It trampled her.

919
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,239
The bull was stepping
on my ankle

920
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,439
and I couldn't walk.

921
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:07,159
¤545 isn't a great prize
for hospitalisation.

922
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,599
Yeah, I would have done it
for ¤500.

923
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,039
And finally, we're up to
world champion, Jorden.

924
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,759
There she is.
Jorden's turn.

925
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,120
The sll-star's on.

926
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,239
One, two, three...

927
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,759
Oh, she's good.
...four, five.

928
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,079
Come on, Jorden! Yes!
Ride!

929
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,479
Oh, she's done most. Seven.

930
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,439
Jorden's going to get it.
Come on, Jorden!

931
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,840
Seven! Hold on!

932
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,599
Oh, yeah!
Yes!

933
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,439
That is such a tough gig.

934
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,639
Good for you, Jorden.

935
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,399
Oh, it doesn't get
any better than that.

936
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,480
Well done, little lady. Go
collect your ¤500 over there.

937
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,639
I actually really liked that.
Yeah, I liked that.

938
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,199
I would watch that again.
I don't get it.

939
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,999
That was more bulls balls
than I ever wanted to see.

940
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Thought I would see.
It was a lot of balls.

941
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,479
You're ice-skating?
What are you doing?

942
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,399
I'm sweeping.
What are those?

943
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,919
They're my sweepy shoes!

944
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,719
I've been walking around
the house. I've been doing,

945
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,439
like, the skirting boards
and everything.

946
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,359
And then you can peel them off
and you wash them,

947
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,319
and then they just become
a pair of slippers.

948
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,119
They're the best things ever.
Ooh!

949
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,439
Oh, my God.

950
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,000
I didn't have my sweepies on!

951
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,199
Tuesday on SBS Food,
we watched...

952
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,599
A show about bread.

953
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,399
Oh, bread.
Oh, yum.

954
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,839
Bread is the best.

955
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,999
The best thing in the world.
Focaccia.

956
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,479
Pita bread.
I'm a big sourdough lover.

957
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,799
Give me a cob loaf and a tub
of butter and I'm happy.

958
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,840
And it's hosted by
this famous actor.

959
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,039
Breaking Bread
with Tony Shalhoub.

960
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,239
Tony Shalhoub.

961
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,279
Wait a minute! He's Lebanese!
Is he?

962
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,559
My father emigrated
from Lebanon to

963
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,879
the United States
when he was eight years old.

964
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,879
Yes!
I told you!

965
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,079
He's Lebanese!
Kifak, Tony?

966
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,080
Tony.

967
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,679
And during the journey

968
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,239
had a stopover here
in Marseille.

969
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,839
Of course, the Arab made a show
about bread!

970
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,639
Do you remember the time
I met your dad?

971
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:10,759
And I came over for dinner

972
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,279
and he said to you,
"Get the bread on the table.

973
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,159
"Lebanese men love bread."

974
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,399
And in this episode,

975
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,639
Tony is travelling
with his daughter Josie

976
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,359
to explore all things bread
and Marseille.

977
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,559
And their first stop is to a
baker extraordinaire, Pierre.

978
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:25,599
Oh-ho-ho!

979
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:26,919
Oh, baguette, oui, oui!

980
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,959
Pierre is obsessed with bread,

981
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,239
as if it's not obvious
from his tattoos.

982
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,679
Oh, my God, he has bread
tattoos.

983
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,319
He's got a recipe on his
forearm.

984
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,679
This bloke's the Prison Break
of bakers.

985
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,679
Yep. And Pierre puts his tattoos
to good use.

986
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,679
What are we making?
Bread, I hope.

987
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,200
Oh, they're gonna make
baguettes.

988
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,759
This man is turning me on
the way he's kneading the bread

989
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:49,799
and speaking French.

990
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:50,999
Could you imagine
his bread?

991
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,119
A nice French stick.
Oh, yes. Give me bread.

992
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,479
It's the most important part
of making the baguette -

993
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:57,519
shaping it.

994
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,599
Ah, the shaping
of the baguette.

995
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,560
You just want to go
long, long strokes.

996
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,559
Righto.

997
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,199
This is huge.
That's too big.

998
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,999
The less
we touch it, the better it is.

999
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,719
The opposite of everything
a French man's ever said.

1000
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:19,279
Uh, how about we just get
the baguettes out of the oven?

1001
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,639
Oh, here it comes. Slide on
out.

1002
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,479
Oh, God.
Well done.

1003
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,639
Oh!
Look at the crust on that.

1004
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,919
What I would do
just to crunch that open.

1005
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,239
Ooh!
Oh, my.

1006
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:29,399
Yum.

1007
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,639
You can just imagine how
delicious that would be.

1008
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,599
Mm!
Oh, my God.

1009
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,919
Oh!
Put a bit of butter on that.

1010
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,679
Oh, yeah.
Oh!

1011
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:38,759
Yes!

1012
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,839
Mwah!
Now I want a cob loaf.

1013
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,279
And from baguettes to buns,
Tony heads to an old...

1014
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,319
Is that a McDonald's?

1015
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:46,879
I was about to say,
that looks like Macca's.

1016
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:47,959
"L'appres M."

1017
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,599
The name L'Appres M means
After M.

1018
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,079
Is it Macca's?
No.

1019
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,319
The burgers here were developed
by a three-star Michelin Chef.

1020
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,599
Three-Michelin-star chef.
Yep.

1021
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,999
And they came up with this...

1022
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,519
L'Appres M Ovni Burger.

1023
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,439
Wait, what is that?
Is it a burger?

1024
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,879
You can just smell it. Yeah.

1025
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,319
It's a pie.
It's like a flying saucer.

1026
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,159
Ovni means flying saucer.
Oh, there you go.

1027
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,839
There you go.
That is smart.

1028
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,479
That would be great
at the footy. Far less mess.

1029
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,279
This bread is so good.

1030
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,359
It's almost like a brioche.

1031
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,119
I'll get one for me
and one for my moustache.

1032
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,759
So unlike any fast food.
Not even close.

1033
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,519
This guy does not stop eating.

1034
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,999
I'd be the size of a house.

1035
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,359
What do you know about
a granny flat?

1036
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:30,879
Where's his daughter?

1037
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,279
Probably back
in the hotel eating bread.

1038
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,239
No.
She's been doing some research

1039
00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,639
into Tony's father's journey
through Marseille.

1040
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,319
One thing that is so amazing
about your family

1041
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,759
is how much recording everyone
does.

1042
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:43,879
They're good at that.

1043
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,999
That's pretty cool that they
have so much to look back on.

1044
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,079
We found a recording
of your dad talking

1045
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,399
about coming to Marseille.
Wow.

1046
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,680
It's so cool to have
a family recording.

1047
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,359
Yes, habibi!

1048
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,359
What's hummus?
Um, smashed little beans...

1049
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,679
No.

1050
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,839
...those bone ones, I think.
Not quite.

1051
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,079
I think it's those broad beans,
but they're sma...

1052
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,999
I think.
I think you mean chickpeas.

1053
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,599
I don't eat it
because I don't like it.

1054
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,479
I don't like the flavour.
Oh, OK.

1055
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:15,799
Christ, how small is that
glass?

1056
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:16,799
I though it was a shot.

1057
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,199
Right. You've moved on. OK.

1058
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,559
Part of the reason
why I wanted to do this

1059
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,199
food show was because bread was
really his thing.

1060
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:27,359
Told you! Every jiddoh loves
their bread.

1061
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,079
And now we're doing the bread.

1062
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,199
Aw!
He's emotional now.

1063
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,559
And as I leave,
I carry with me not just

1064
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,639
a deeper understanding of
Marseille,

1065
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,639
but a deeper connection
to the man

1066
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,319
who once walked its streets.

1067
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,439
Wow.
That's so special.

1068
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,759
Freaking love that.
I really like that.

1069
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,159
Let's go and eat some bread.
Let's do it.

1070
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,919
You got a baguette?
That's even better.

1071
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,799
I've got bagels.
Yeah!

1072
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,719
And do you like
cream cheese and...

1073
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:52,999
Love cream cheese!

1074
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,359
And a bit of jam on it?

1075
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,920
No. No jam. Just cream cheese.

1076
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:14,119
So, you know how I got a new
car the other day?

1077
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:18,399
I finished work and I walked
outside and absolutely lost it

1078
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,079
because I thought
someone stole my car.

1079
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,839
I walked back into reception.

1080
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,639
"No, Bob, remember you got
a new car this morning?"

1081
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,919
This week we watched episode one
of Apple TV's first

1082
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,639
Aussie drama series.

1083
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,359
"Last Seen."
I wanted to see this.

1084
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,239
This looks really good.
What's it about?

1085
00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:38,479
Do you know?
Nah.

1086
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,439
Well, it starts off
with this guy

1087
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,680
who's searching
for his runaway dogs.

1088
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,319
Calm down, Yoshi.
Good girl, Tilda. Good girl.

1089
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,079
There's going to be
a dead body. You just know it.

1090
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,639
What have you got there?

1091
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,679
Oh, no!
Is that bones crunching?

1092
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,839
Give it here. No!

1093
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,439
Sit.

1094
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,719
Oh! It's teeth.

1095
00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:00,759
It's teeth!
Oh, my God, it's choppers!

1096
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,639
Someone little.

1097
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,519
Don't just throw them.
Call the cops.

1098
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,599
Well, before we do that, let's
meet our main character, Ian.

1099
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,239
Look, I'm just trying to be
positive. Deb.

1100
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,679
I know this guy.
Patrick Brammall.

1101
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,919
Oh, is that Colin from
Accounts?

1102
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,879
He's not... Colin's the dog.

1103
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,839
And Ian's on the phone
to his pregnant ex-wife,

1104
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,959
who wants a cot
that he's been keeping.

1105
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,839
It's been 11 years, Ian.
You need to let it go.

1106
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,039
11 years.

1107
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,839
I think they must have lost
a baby or something.

1108
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:27,999
Well, we'll get to that.

1109
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,959
But first,
Ian's catching up with Donnie

1110
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,799
after missing
an important meeting.

1111
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,159
That was a six-month meeting,
Ian.

1112
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,239
I know. I'm sorry.

1113
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,919
Is that the guy
who found the teeth?

1114
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,679
No.
That's Steven Bradbury.

1115
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:39,839
It's not.

1116
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,359
Isn't it?
It's really not.

1117
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,519
Congratulations.

1118
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,799
Six months sober.
Thank you.

1119
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,319
Oh, six months sober.

1120
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,519
He's a reformed alcoholic.

1121
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,080
He's gone through a rough time,
this guy.

1122
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,519
Oh, that's the cot.

1123
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,640
OK, so maybe something happened
with their little one.

1124
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,639
Oh. I get it.

1125
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:03,439
"Last seen," means he had
a kid that's gone missing.

1126
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,000
"Maggie Ridley."

1127
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,479
Do you reckon that's why
he started being an alcoholic?

1128
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,439
Yeah, I get it.

1129
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,479
Oh, dude, this.
I'm sort of gripped on this.

1130
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,879
And the next day, Ian's at his
job at an emergency call centre.

1131
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,639
Penny's just taken a call.

1132
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,999
Human remains discovered
up Durramal way.

1133
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,879
It looked like
a very small child.

1134
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,479
Oh, shit.
He thinks it's his daughter.

1135
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,519
Were there any clothes found
with it or personal items?

1136
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:29,799
Mostly bones, they said,

1137
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,239
like the body had been buried
a long time.

1138
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:36,280
Is this not every parent's
actual worst nightmare?

1139
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,839
He's gone up there.
He's got to know.

1140
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,159
And after arriving on scene,
he meets the lead investigator.

1141
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,959
Detective Senior Sergeant,
my daughter went missing.

1142
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,759
She was kidnapped 11 years ago
not so far from here.

1143
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,479
Never seen again.
She was three years old.

1144
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:54,519
Oh, man.
Oh!

1145
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,199
That's just cleared
it up for everybody.

1146
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,720
I just want to see her. Please.

1147
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,399
Come on, throw him a bone.

1148
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,040
That's too soon.

1149
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,879
Oh, my gosh,
my heart is, like, beating.

1150
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,879
We're estimating the child to
have been about three or four.

1151
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:11,999
Our current guess

1152
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,599
is they've been buried
at least ten years.

1153
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,159
Oh, no.
There's the same age.

1154
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,519
Back home, Ian is trying to
process the news.

1155
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:21,919
Oh, no. The bottle.

1156
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,120
Don't do it. Don't do it,
don't do it!

1157
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,479
Don't do it!

1158
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:30,799
Come on, tip it
out. Tip it out.

1159
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,919
Alright. Or tip it down. All
good.

1160
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,199
God, he's gonna spiral again.

1161
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,160
And his spiral leads to this.

1162
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,719
Oh!
Oh!

1163
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,119
Oh! He got knocked.

1164
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:41,799
And then his arrest.

1165
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,879
Let's move, mate.

1166
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:44,359
Oh, he's drunk as.

1167
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:47,199
Man down.
Sleep it off.

1168
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,519
And the next morning, his
sponsor, Donnie,

1169
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,119
is at the station to collect
him.

1170
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,999
What are you doing at my police
station, little brother?

1171
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,039
Hey.

1172
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,399
Oh, he's a well-known actor,
this guy.

1173
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,079
Who is he?
That's Brendan Cowell.

1174
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,799
He's the guy
that I always get confused with

1175
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,719
Patrick Brammall.
Oh, just collecting a friend.

1176
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:02,639
Ah.
Are they brothers or...?

1177
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,199
The guy without the hat
is Ian's sponsor.

1178
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,519
And the guy with the hat
is Ian's sponsor's brother.

1179
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:08,679
Um, thanks for that.

1180
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,119
Oh, is your friend Ian Ridley?

1181
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,919
Uh, yeah. Yeah it is. Yeah.
His daughter went missing.

1182
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,039
Hold on. He's suss.
Suss as.

1183
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,839
I reckon he has something to do
with it.

1184
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,919
You reckon?
Yeah. Suss on everyone.

1185
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,519
Yeah, I heard that.

1186
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,439
The plot thickens.

1187
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,759
Well, wait until we head out
Bush to meet hat guy's family.

1188
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,719
I'm going to check on
the animals.

1189
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:29,719
Hang on a minute.

1190
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,639
Oh, it's the daughter.
OK, possum.

1191
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:32,679
Bang! Told ya.

1192
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,079
Oh, that's the kid?
No way, Hol'.

1193
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,880
So, it's about ten years,
so she'll be about 13 or 14.

1194
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,880
It could be her.

1195
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,879
This is what
she should look like now.

1196
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,799
OK, so that's
a computer-rendered image.

1197
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,239
That's her. Holly, that's her.

1198
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,639
Oh, my God!

1199
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,999
You're joking.
That looks exactly like her.

1200
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,239
It's her! It's her!
It's her!

1201
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:07,079
No way!

1202
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,480
That gave me goosebumps.
Same.

1203
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,639
How good are Aussie dramas?

1204
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,759
I'm so confused.
I'm not confused either.

1205
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,039
How the hell are you confused?

1206
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,839
He kidnapped his
friend's daughter.

1207
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,119
Should we watch
the next episode

1208
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,319
to make sure that we're right?

1209
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,799
Yes.

1210
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,000
So yes.

1211
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:39,320
Alright, close your eyes.

1212
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,679
And guess what I bought today
from the sound of this.

1213
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,799
Wallet!

1214
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:49,479
Yes, a velcro wallet!

1215
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,919
The missus was so against it.
Oh, no, dude.

1216
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,079
I was like, "Babe,

1217
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,559
"just imagine when we go out
for, like,

1218
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,439
"a nice dinner, that waiter...
Yep. Oh, he knows.

1219
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,359
"..a bit of that."
He's gonna get tipped.

1220
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,119
He's getting tips, bro.

1221
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:04,799
Saturday night on Paramount
Plus, we kitted up for baseball.

1222
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:05,879
Oh, I love baseball.

1223
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,719
You used to play
and I used to play.

1224
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:09,959
Yeah, but I bet
your mums didn't act like this.

1225
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:10,999
Oh!
Oh!

1226
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,359
Oh!
No.

1227
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,879
Well, bat her up,
because these mums do.

1228
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,559
"Team Moms Baseball."

1229
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,319
This is Dance Moms for sports.

1230
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,439
Oh, Jesus Christ, here we go.

1231
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,559
Yep. In this show,
we follow the mums

1232
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,119
of elite
teenage baseball players

1233
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,399
at a legendary prep academy

1234
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,879
as their kids chase
the dream of going pro.

1235
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:29,920
OK.

1236
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,439
At LPA,
training is intense.

1237
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,319
I've still got my glove and
ball.

1238
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,839
Well, someone else who still...
Yeah, I do, too, somewhere.

1239
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,359
Oh.
My bat's gone.

1240
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,159
That was stolen
when my car was stolen.

1241
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,599
Was it?
Oh, OK.

1242
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,319
Well, someone else
who's still got all their gear

1243
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,039
is ball player Sal.

1244
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:49,199
Oh, my God!
Have a look at his necklaces.

1245
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,879
I have high confidence.

1246
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,079
Look how blinged up he is.
Look at his belt.

1247
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,199
Well, I was gonna say something
about that.

1248
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,359
When we used to play sport,
we weren't allowed...

1249
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:58,639
Anyway, back to Sal.

1250
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:02,239
Rylee and I have built our
entire life around Sal's Sport.

1251
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,679
They literally only live
through their kids.

1252
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,559
My parents are super involved
in my baseball career.

1253
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,439
Were any of your parents
crazy sports parents?

1254
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,639
No. That would require me
playing sport.

1255
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,399
Every game to Sal is
very important.

1256
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:15,959
Or is it very important to you?

1257
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,879
Well, it's also important to...

1258
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,919
AJ and Nina Scoffone.

1259
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,719
They are the parents of Rocco.

1260
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:22,999
Where's the rest of her outfit?

1261
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,079
Oh, she couldn't put a jumper
on, the poor thing.

1262
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,919
I have been offering Pilates
to the boys at LPA.

1263
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,719
Pilates?
Yeah. Nah.

1264
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:32,359
That can't be your mum coming
in to teach the boys Pilates.

1265
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:33,399
Sorry.

1266
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,519
I have parents that ask me if
I could do it more.

1267
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:36,959
No wonder the kids turn up
all the time.

1268
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:37,919
What do you mean?

1269
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,199
Like, because they get
a lot out of it, Lee.

1270
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,079
Well, maybe not after they learn
about her teaching methods.

1271
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,759
Huh?
Tell us the drama.

1272
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,039
Rocco was talking some smack
to Cam.

1273
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,759
OK.
They got into a fight.

1274
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:49,919
What?
What?

1275
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,919
Why?
Cam said something about Nina.

1276
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,279
Who?
The hot mum.

1277
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:54,519
She came over to Cam
and called...

1278
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,079
Him a little bitch.
Whoa, whoa.

1279
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,439
She called the little boy
a bitch?

1280
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,399
Yep. And she's been called up
to see the coach.

1281
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:01,439
If I have any haters,

1282
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,599
it's truly because
they just don't know me.

1283
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,239
I think you have haters
because people know you.

1284
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:07,239
What am I in trouble for?

1285
00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:09,839
You called a 13-year-old boy
a little bitch.

1286
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:10,839
I was joking.

1287
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,679
Also, it matters
how she said it.

1288
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,039
Exactly. There's a difference
between...

1289
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,519
"You're a little bitch..."
Whoa!

1290
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,319
...and...
"You're a little bitch."

1291
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,159
Wow. That first one was so
manly, Jared.

1292
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,039
You understand I have to
address this.

1293
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,079
Correct, but...
But nothing.

1294
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,759
Maybe he was being a little
bitch, though.

1295
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:30,719
This kid told Rocco
that he watches me on OnlyFans.

1296
00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:32,799
Oh, my...

1297
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,319
God.
Wait, is she on OnlyFans?

1298
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:38,319
No. But after this, I'm like,
maybe that could be lucrative.

1299
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,719
Ha!

1300
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:41,039
Moving on...

1301
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,639
Oh, OK.

1302
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,919
Do we get to see a bit of
the kids playing sport?

1303
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,559
Uh, not yet, because we've got
some more mums to meet.

1304
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,119
Oh, OK.
Wine, wine and shoes.

1305
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,719
What's with the shoes?

1306
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:53,639
I don't always love cutesy
things,

1307
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:56,079
but these are really cute.
Wait, wait.

1308
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,399
Are they just getting pissed
and doing shoelaces?

1309
00:45:58,400 --> 00:45:59,679
Yep.

1310
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,399
I know,
it's such a cool concept.

1311
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,039
'Cause everybody's gonna be
like,

1312
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,559
"I want 'em! I want 'em!"
"They're so cute!"

1313
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:05,919
Can we watch some baseball?

1314
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,359
Nope. Cause we're checking back
in with hot mum Nina.

1315
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,159
Oh, my God.
Why?

1316
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,239
So we can watch her do this.

1317
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:14,799
Oh!
Oh!

1318
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,079
Oh!
God.

1319
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,079
Still haven't seen a baseball
thrown yet.

1320
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:21,079
Correct. So let's check in
on lunch with the dads.

1321
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:22,119
Oh.
Oh.

1322
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,839
Oh, for the love of God.
What do you recommend?

1323
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,279
What about the mega weenie,
the three-foot coiled sausage?

1324
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,839
Oh, hey.

1325
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,479
Joey and Tommy definitely have
a bromance going on.

1326
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,599
Wait, are they dads
or are they daddies?

1327
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,879
They are sitting very close
to each other.

1328
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:36,279
Tommy's my best friend by far.

1329
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,959
You'll catch Tommy
and I snuggling in bed

1330
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:40,919
and sending him the heart-eye
emojis.

1331
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,039
Joey and I are both very
comfortable in our skin.

1332
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:44,799
Yeah, no, I think the wives get
a little bit jealous, right?

1333
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,839
I know it's not the time,

1334
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,039
but I want to see
the three-foot coiled sausage.

1335
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,799
Well, there's no time for that.
The game's about to start.

1336
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:52,879
Woo!
Come on!

1337
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,119
Let's hit some balls, boys.

1338
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,680
Yeah!
Take me out to the ball game.

1339
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:58,839
Wait a second.

1340
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,759
I don't actually know anything
about baseball.

1341
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,039
The moment you move that bat,
you've got to commit.

1342
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,079
You learned that from Geena
Davis in A League Of Their Own.

1343
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,880
Yep.

1344
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,360
Should have smashed that.

1345
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:15,159
God .
Dammit!

1346
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:16,880
I wish I knew what was going
on.

1347
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,759
Oh, my God.
I can't believe that is a show.

1348
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,680
Who's in charge of making this
show?

1349
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,039
Oh, my God!
Oh, of course!

1350
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,359
No wonder this is so trashy.

1351
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,639
It's a frickin' Kardashian
production.

1352
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,640
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