1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,439 (BABY FUSSES) Doo-doo-doo. 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:03,720 Hey! That's OK. 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,599 Oh, sweets. 4 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:07,839 Oh. 5 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:08,919 (BABY CRIES) 6 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:11,959 What do I do? What do I do, Nic? 7 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:12,959 What do I do? 8 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,600 NIC: Don't ask me, dude. I don't know what do. 9 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:16,879 Don't you dare say it. 10 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,159 Every evening in Australia... 11 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:19,839 Oh! Oh! I'm out. 12 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,639 ...TV reaches over 12 million of us. 13 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:23,759 Obviously! No one is shocked by that. 14 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:25,079 Ah! What? Oh, my God. 15 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:26,239 This is next lev! 16 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:28,719 But have you ever wondered what other people are watching? 17 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:29,719 I love the easy ones. 18 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:31,159 Come on. How am I meant to know this? 19 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,599 Find out what people thought about what was on 20 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:34,879 in the last seven days. 21 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,319 They'll make a show out of anything. 22 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,239 This is so tacky. 23 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,719 That was... alright. 24 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:41,839 Next. 25 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,279 In a week that saw over 4.5 million of us 26 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:45,519 get finals fever... 27 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,639 (SHRIEKS) (CHEERS) 28 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,679 Between the AFL players and Kylie Minogue performing, 29 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,919 the real winners here were the gays. 30 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,719 We also checked out an epic new reality show... 31 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:56,719 Wonka's The Golden Ticket. 32 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,479 That's an Oompa Loompa! 33 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,079 How good is the set? This is shit. Try Cadbury's. 34 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:03,399 ...lolled around with a new celebrity game show... 35 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:06,239 ALL: Shaun Micallef's Parents' Evening. 36 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,559 Oh, Ray Martin. 37 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:08,879 His daughter looks just like him. 38 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,599 I hope my daughter doesn't end up with a face like mine. 39 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,839 ...and got our detective on with a new Aussie drama. 40 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,399 Last Seen. I know this guy. 41 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,639 Oh, is that Colin From Accounts? 42 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:19,720 Colin's a dog, Holly. 43 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:27,559 So Mum has gone away on a European trip 44 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:29,359 for two and a half weeks. 45 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,319 How much fun are we going to have? 46 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,639 I miss Mum. You miss Mum already? 47 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:34,199 She's been gone about three minutes. 48 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,279 What are you talking about?! 49 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,199 This week on Netflix... 50 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,959 That's an Oompa Loompa. 51 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,079 It's been over 50 years... 52 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,119 That's the Chocolate River. ...but it's time. 53 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,879 We've got a Wonka-vator! 54 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,399 Is this like the Willy Wonka Factory? 55 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:47,599 Yes, it is. 56 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,839 (GASPS) Hold on to your hats 57 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:53,399 for the greatest competition on Earth. 58 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,799 Wonka's The Golden Ticket. 59 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,759 This show looks so good. 60 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,719 I've been seeing this get advertised. 61 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,119 So what is this, a game show? 62 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,759 That's right. But one that takes place 63 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:05,079 inside a recreation 64 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,759 of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. 65 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,199 Wow. How good is the set? 66 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,159 You know this was filmed on the Gold Coast? 67 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,279 Oh, was it? Yeah, the back of Movie World. 68 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,599 Oh, no way. That's cool. 69 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:17,159 And now, 12 pairs of contestants have arrived in Australia 70 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,079 with their golden tickets in hand. 71 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,079 We are ready to play this game. 72 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:25,719 They're all stupid Americans. That's right. 73 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,479 We went to America and we tried their chocolate. 74 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,639 Oh, it's disgusting. 75 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:29,839 I gave the chocolate back to them. 76 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,719 I said, "This is shit. Try Cadbury's." 77 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:34,319 And once inside, they hear a familiar voice. 78 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,239 ANNOUNCEMENT: Ah, friends, step into my grand lobby. 79 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,159 Is that Gene Wilder's voice? It certainly is. 80 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,559 Isn't he dead, though? He certainly is. 81 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,399 Have we AI'd Gene Wilder's voice? 82 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,719 We certainly have. 83 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,399 I don't know how I feel about them using 84 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,759 an AI generated voice for the host. 85 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,239 I hate it. I certainly agree. 86 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,559 Anyway, let's see what they're playing for. 87 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:57,799 A lifetime supply of money. 88 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:58,799 What?! 89 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,599 A lifetime supply of money. How much is that? 90 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,999 ¤3 million. 91 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,839 Oh... No! 92 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,519 That's wild. 93 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,839 And the contestants will receive the money as... 94 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,079 A six-figure salary for 30 years. 95 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,239 Oh. 30 years?! 96 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,679 So ¤100,000 a year for 30 years. 97 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:20,879 Yeah, that's pretty good, right? 98 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,039 Because of inflation, 99 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:23,559 it's really only like probably ¤2 million. 100 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:24,679 It's still a lot of money. 101 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:26,759 And is it taxable or tax free? 102 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,119 Look, I don't know. 103 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,359 And where does the money go if I die 104 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:30,759 before the 30 years are over? 105 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,879 OK. These are all questions for the lawyers. 106 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,679 How about we just get into the first challenge? 107 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,039 What is it? It says, "Purple is... 108 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,279 "..proven, steady and true. 109 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,279 "Gold is untested, dazzling and new." 110 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,279 One gumball each. 111 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,639 I'd already have had it in me mouth. 112 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,239 (GASPS) She got a gold one. 113 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:47,599 We're about to find out what gold means. 114 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:48,679 Cheers. 115 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:50,159 Uh-oh. This is scary. 116 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,799 ALL: Ooh! 117 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,439 Oh, no! The poor ladies. What?! 118 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,719 Wait! She disappeared. Oh, my gosh, she's disappeared. 119 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,039 Where'd you go? 120 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,359 See? (LAUGHS) 121 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,759 Marcy? 122 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,639 You can't do that to an old lady. 123 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:03,759 She now probably thinks she's dead. 124 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,599 So whoever has the gold disappears. 125 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,519 Yep, it looks like it. 126 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,119 No! 127 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,759 Poof, the shot king. Ziad? 128 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,199 Oh, Ziad. He's gone. 129 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,559 Of course they got rid of the Arab. 130 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:17,520 Meanwhile, everyone with blue balls ends up here. 131 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:19,799 Oh, wow! 132 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:24,319 That is so cool. Everything. 133 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,119 Oh, my God, look at the chocolate river. 134 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,839 Can you eat everything? That is the question. 135 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:30,199 Everything is eatable. 136 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,679 Eatable? 137 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,319 It's not eatable, it's etable. 138 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:37,159 Almost. Anyway, Joanne's got other things on her mind. 139 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,919 Marcy, you're missing this with me. 140 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:40,919 Oh, Joanne's crying. 141 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:42,279 Joanne thinks this is real. 142 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:43,319 MARCY: Joanne. 143 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:44,679 (GASPS) 144 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,439 Are they inside the gumballs? 145 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:49,479 I'm stuck in a gumball. Help me get out! 146 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:53,239 No, they are not. They're in the balls. 147 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:56,239 That's right. Marcy and Taylor, 148 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:57,479 Jeff, Moon and Ziad... 149 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,759 Someone get me out of here! 150 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:02,159 ...are all stuck inside those gumballs. 151 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,439 Do they have enough air in there? 152 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:04,639 Probably not. 153 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,079 OK, so this is how they start to eliminate people. 154 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,359 But before we get to that... 155 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,519 Let me introduce my Oompa Loompas. 156 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:13,519 Oh, yes. Oompa Loompas are coming. 157 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,639 They come in all shapes and sizes now. 158 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:18,399 It's an equal opportunity Oompa Loompa in 2026. 159 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:19,999 Does that mean there's gonna be black ones? 160 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,719 Oh, I don't think so. 'Cause they're all orange. 161 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,439 ALL: # Oompa Loompa doompety doo 162 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:28,199 ♪ Trapped in a gumball at least it's not you... ♪ 163 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,319 I can't hear it. 164 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:32,559 Look, there's the original. Look how old he is. 165 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,679 This is so cute. 166 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,639 Marcy's still stuck in the gumball, 167 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:37,799 by the way. 168 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,079 We gotta start thinking about oxygen, right? 169 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,119 Yeah. Good point. 170 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,879 Well, let's see who gets enough votes 171 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,319 to be free from the gumballs. 172 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,239 You'd be good at this, Kevin. You like playing the slots. 173 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:47,519 (LAUGHS) 174 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:51,079 Weeeee! 175 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,839 And after the first four contestants 176 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:54,479 are freed from their gumballs... 177 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,119 Hey. Kifak, Ziad! 178 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,959 ...it comes down to a choice between Marcy and Moon. 179 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,759 I actually want Moon back. Same. 180 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,039 Moon. Moon. 181 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,039 Moon. 182 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:04,199 Marcy, she's old. She could drop dead. 183 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:05,639 That's terrible. She won't get enough time 184 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:06,759 to use all the money. 185 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,520 I have to get my coin to you. 186 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:11,799 Oh! What? 187 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:12,919 They always do this. 188 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:15,999 Was that not the funnest reality TV show 189 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,359 you've watched in a long time? 190 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,199 Hol, if I got a ticket, I'd take you. 191 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,279 Thank you. 192 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,399 Would you take me? 193 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,039 I'd say, "Whoever wants to come." 194 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,479 I'd come. Millie'll come. 195 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:27,720 (MILLIE LAUGHS) 196 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:41,039 Beware, I turn into a monster when the button's pulled. 197 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:43,519 (ROARS) 198 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:45,399 Ah! 199 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:46,999 Argh! 200 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,519 (THUD) Oh! 201 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,959 Ah! Ow! 202 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,959 SARAH MARIE: Did you hit your hand on the corner? 203 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:55,360 Let's go get the monster an icepack. 204 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:57,999 Monday night on Ten, 205 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,279 we tuned in for a brand-new quiz show. 206 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:01,359 Ooh, a new show. 207 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,919 ALL: Shaun Micallef's Parents' Evening. 208 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,439 Man, he's got, like, 12 shows. 209 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,399 How does Shaun know what show he's hosting? 210 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,599 Surely he gets confused. 211 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,719 Um, I reckon he looks pretty happy. 212 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:11,839 Wow. 213 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:13,239 He's excited to be back on Ten. 214 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,679 Because... Well-known Australians 215 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:16,559 team up with their parents or children 216 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:17,839 to win some money for charity. 217 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,719 Ah, OK. 218 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,159 And the first team is... 219 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,439 Joel Creasey and his mum, Jenny Creasey. 220 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,359 Joel and Jenny Creasey. 221 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,559 I love Joel Creasey. Callum Hole. 222 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,319 Callum's been on so many reality TV shows. 223 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,159 He's a funny bloke. He's not very smart, Keith. 224 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,239 That's why he's funny. 225 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:34,039 And who's the bouncer next to him? 226 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,439 His dad, Phil Hole. 227 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:38,119 Phil Hole! Phil... (LAUGHS) 228 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:39,799 That guy knows his way around a shovel. 229 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:40,959 And finally... 230 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,039 Jenna Martin and her dad, Ray Martin. 231 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,319 Oh, Ray Martin. 232 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,679 His daughter looks just like him. 233 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:47,039 I hope my daughter doesn't end up 234 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:48,639 with a face like mine. Why? 235 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,599 You got a good-looking head. Not for a lady. 236 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:51,999 Speaking of families... 237 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,599 My son, Gabe Micallef. 238 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,639 Mini Shaun Micallef. 239 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,079 Are you OK with me calling you Gabe? 240 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,239 I think Gabriel sounds 241 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:58,999 a bit too much like I'm in trouble. 242 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,959 OK. So he's witty like his father. 243 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,999 Our first category tonight is... 244 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,359 One-liners. ALL: One-liners. 245 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,999 Identify the films 246 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,919 that the famous one-liners belong to. 247 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:11,119 Oh, OK. Here we go, Leanne. 248 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,279 But first, the parents must bid on how many 249 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,639 questions they reckon 250 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:15,959 their kids are going to get right. 251 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,999 The highest bid means their child gets to play. 252 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,079 Oh. This is like poker. 253 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,399 Phil, how many questions do you think 254 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,479 that Callum would get? 255 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,599 Probably say one. (BOTH LAUGH) 256 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,279 What? There's no confidence. 257 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:27,759 Six. Whoa! 258 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:29,119 Seven. Whoa! 259 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,999 Ray's got a lot of confidence in his daughter. 260 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,279 OK, time to see how many one-liners Jenna can get. 261 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,559 Yeah, because actually, my job... it's just beach. 262 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:37,559 Barbie. Barbie. 263 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,079 It's Barbie. The Barbie movie. 264 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:40,279 It is Barbie. Well done. 265 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,799 Yes! You got it. 266 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,239 Nobody puts baby in a corner. 267 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:46,159 Oh. Dirty Dancing. 268 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,599 Dirty Dancing. Dancing. 269 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,999 Dirty Dancing. Dirty Dancing it is. 270 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,719 Guys! Well done, girls. 271 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,319 Um, I should've got dirty, shouldn't I? 272 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:54,359 Yes. 273 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:55,559 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. 274 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,199 Gone With The Wind. Gone With The Wind. 275 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,559 Did they even speak in 1939 in movies? 276 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:01,719 Gone With The Wind. It is indeed. 277 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,959 Hooray! 278 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,679 Well done! Yay! Congratulations! 279 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,879 You've got to actually dip your lid to that. 280 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:11,279 Look how smug Ray Martin is. "My daughter's a genius." 281 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,319 If that was our dad, 282 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,439 he'd just shaking his head like this. 283 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:14,439 Alright, moving on. 284 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,399 Well, the next category is... Rhyme Time. 285 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,959 Rhyme Time. I'm good at this. 286 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,039 I teach kindergarten. 287 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,119 Phil. 288 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,159 Now it's Callum's dad's turn to bid. 289 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:23,439 Zero. Zero. 290 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:24,439 Eight. What? 291 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,439 Eight? 292 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,679 Phil Hole's just stitching up his son. 293 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:29,359 Well, let's see if Callum can correctly guess eight... 294 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,759 Words that rhyme with Shaun. 295 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:31,759 Can Callum rhyme? 296 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:32,879 Good luck, Callum. 297 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:34,799 The pointy protrusion from a rhinoceros. 298 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,839 Horn. Horn. 299 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:36,839 Horn. 300 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,639 I don't even know what a protrusion is. 301 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,279 (ALL LAUGH) 302 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,839 Big muscles and physical strength. 303 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:42,919 Brawn. Brawn. 304 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:43,959 Brawn. Pass. Pass. Pass. 305 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,399 Are you serious? 306 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,879 Thick circle of dead skin. 307 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:47,799 Corn. Corn. 308 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,399 Things that Kevin's got all over his foot. 309 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,559 A blister. It's got to rhyme with Shaun. 310 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:52,639 OK. Right. 311 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:53,839 Shaun. Blister. Shaun. Blister. 312 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,679 I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, am I? 313 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:56,879 I reckon the old Phil Hole 314 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,559 is pretty disappointed in his son. 315 00:09:58,560 --> 00:09:59,919 It's an empty hole. Yep. 316 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:02,359 But can Joel do any better guessing the... 317 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,439 Animal silhouettes. 318 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,199 Oh, here we go, Malik, you'll be good at this. 319 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,839 You have to guess what the animal is 320 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,159 just by looking at its shadow. 321 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,439 Easiest thing ever. OK, let's see how you go. 322 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:11,519 So have a look. Gorilla. 323 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:12,919 Gorilla. Gorilla. 324 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,119 Baboon. Gorilla. 325 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:15,279 Gorilla. Oh! 326 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,279 Malik! 327 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:17,479 Oh, that is... 328 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:18,719 It's a cat. 329 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,319 But cheetahs stand up like this, 330 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,519 so maybe cheetah. 331 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,759 Cheetah. Yes, it is. 332 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:23,839 Oh! 333 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,039 This is ridiculous. 334 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,239 That is a marsupial of some kind. 335 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,439 Possum. Rat. 336 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,079 Devil! Tassie devil is quite right. 337 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,879 (CHEERING) 338 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:31,919 You've got them all wrong. 339 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,440 Fail! Bom bom. 340 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:35,719 Fricking genius. 341 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:36,959 Time for the next round, 342 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,959 where parents will pick A or B... 343 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:40,079 A. 344 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,599 ...and their kids need to name the celebrity. 345 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:42,719 Taylor Swift. 346 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,319 Oh, my God. That's Paris Hilton. 347 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:46,799 Paris Hilton! 348 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,079 He doesn't seem the brightest crayon in the box. 349 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:50,559 A. Nathan Lyon. 350 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,079 Nathan Lyon. 351 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,439 Lyon. Well, they call him Gary. 352 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:54,519 They do call him Gary. 353 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,119 Nathan Lyon. Nathan Lyon. 354 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,239 Yes. 355 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,159 I'm not surprised Ray Martin's daughter was good. 356 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,719 And I'm not surprised that Callum was awful. 357 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:01,879 Nothing shocked us. 358 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,039 And no one is surprised that Ray and Jenna win. 359 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,159 The amount of money that will go to your charity is... 360 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,479 ¤6,200. 361 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,399 Wow. 362 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,039 Blitzed it, Jenna! 363 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:13,279 Thank you so much. Thank you, Ray. 364 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:14,359 Thank you, Shaun. 365 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:15,599 Thank you, Joel. 366 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,440 Oh, whoever he is. 367 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,319 I enjoyed that. Yeah... 368 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,559 Malik, you did so good. Let's go on it. 369 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:24,959 Holly and I wouldn't be able to get a word in. 370 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:25,959 Yes, you would. 371 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,440 I'd let you get some wrong answers. 372 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,759 OK, so what we've got to do now... 373 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:40,879 Press this button. 374 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,359 ...is you've got to go into the apps. 375 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,799 Well, I'm try... Wait, settings. 376 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,439 It shouldn't be this hard. Press the X. 377 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:47,959 The magic battery's about to die. 378 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,799 Press picture mode. I've just done that. 379 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:50,839 Wait. What's this? 380 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,159 Oh! Oh! 381 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,439 (OVERLAPPING SHOUTS) 382 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,399 Sunday night on Seven... 383 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,399 The Voice! 384 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,239 The Voice, it's the finale. 385 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,519 TIM: This has been one of the best seasons 386 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,759 of The Voice ever. 387 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,319 This is the most diverse range of artists 388 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,079 we've ever had in the Grand Finale. 389 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,279 Down to the final four. 390 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:09,639 So who have we got in the Grand Finale? 391 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,159 Well, there's Kate's pick, 15-year-old Daisha. 392 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,439 Daisha. 393 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:14,839 She's only 15?! Jeez! 394 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:16,359 I thought she was about 20-something. 395 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,919 There's Ronan's boyband, The 60 Four. 396 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,599 60 Four. Shut up. 397 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,839 What am I shutting up for? 398 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,519 'Cause I think you're going to go somewhere else. 399 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,079 They need five more members. 400 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,959 And Mel C's frontrunner, Darwin local... 401 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,399 Yung Milla! Here he is. 402 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,439 Oh, Yung Milla! 403 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,599 I want him to win. 404 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,279 If he doesn't win, a travesty. 405 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:34,479 Who's the fourth person? 406 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,199 I came here at a crossroads in my life. 407 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,039 That guy. I forgot his name. What's his name? 408 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,159 Tommy. 409 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,039 Tommy. We'll call him Random. 410 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,199 No, don't be mean. 411 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,159 I actually like all the finalists. 412 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,279 I think they're all fantastic. 413 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,760 Yeah, but let's start with... 414 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,719 (CHEERING) 415 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,439 YUNG MILLA: The Grand Final is gonna be crazy. 416 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:53,519 I'm over the moon. 417 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:54,639 I love that he sounds like 418 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:55,959 a guy from the Northern Territory. 419 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,759 "I'm bloody pumped to be here, mate." 420 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:58,999 Tell us the song. 421 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,119 Changes by Tupac. 422 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,639 Oh, Changes. Classic. 423 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,639 Tupac Shakur! Rest in peace. 424 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,359 Put him up on the shelf. 425 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,719 He's going to tear this thing up. 426 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,559 ♪ Wake up in the morning and I ask myself 427 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,999 ♪ Is life worth living? Should I blast myself? 428 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,399 (SINGS ALONG) 429 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,439 This is a shit song. What...? Is this...? 430 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,799 I don't even know what the song is. 431 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,359 (SINGS ALONG) 432 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,799 You got a future in rap, boy. 433 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,120 ♪ And that's the way it is 434 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,439 Come on! 435 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,879 ♪ And that's just the way it is... ♪ 436 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:26,999 ADAM: Now we've got all the white people 437 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,719 trying to dance to the rap song. 438 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,839 ♪ Things will never be the same. ♪ 439 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,280 Please make it stop. 440 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,919 (CHEERING) Yes. 441 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,559 He loves a flip, dude. 442 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,359 ♪ Some things will never change. ♪ 443 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,679 Wooooooo! Go Yung! 444 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:42,799 What do you think of that, Malik? 445 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:43,839 Good. 446 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,879 RONAN: I do believe The Voice needs you. 447 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,759 That's crazy. 448 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,519 Imagine being on Ronan's team when he says that. 449 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,959 Kids in the boy band going, "What the hell?" 450 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,839 Well, he's found a way to make it up to them. 451 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,039 Oh, no. He's joined the boy band. 452 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:56,999 He sure has. 453 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,079 We're on. Ronan's there?! 454 00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,559 ♪ First time was a great time... ♪ 455 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,879 ALL: Oh. 456 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,639 ♪ Third time I fell in love 457 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:04,799 ♪ Now I hope it lasts... ♪ 458 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,239 Main character energy. (LAUGHS) 459 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,279 ♪ Oh-oh oh-oh-oh... ♪ 460 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,359 (SHRIEKS) Who did the dance moves? 461 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,519 No. That's like OG choreo of the song. 462 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,919 ♪ Oh-oh oh-oh-oh... ♪ 463 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,359 Oh! No! 464 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,679 ♪ Oh-oh oh-oh-oh... ♪ 465 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:21,599 (HUMMING ALONG) 466 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,760 ♪ Oh-oh oh-oh-oh The right stuff. ♪ 467 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,759 Ronan's gonna win his own competition. 468 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,559 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 469 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,839 Clap faster, Lainey. Faster. 470 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,239 No, I'm clapping 'cause it's over. 471 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,439 So who's left now? 472 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,599 Well, now that Ronan's relived his glory days, 473 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,919 we can bring back Random. 474 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:38,959 Woo hoo! 475 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,479 (SINGS) 476 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,639 Yeah! Nah, move on. Next one. 477 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,999 Who is he again? 478 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,079 Yeah. Never mind. 479 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,599 How about Logan girl, Daisha? 480 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,679 She's local. That's my city. 481 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,799 Are the people of Logan behind her? 482 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,959 The city of Logan is behind you 100%. 483 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,719 The Mayor of Logan. 484 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,599 Congratulations. We are fully behind you. 485 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,279 Corey Parker? He's a Logan boy. 486 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,199 He used to play NRL for the Broncos. 487 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,839 You might not know this, but I am also from Logan. 488 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,919 Oh, piss off, Sonia Kruger's from Logan! 489 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,199 Is she really? 490 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,359 NIC: How did she get out? 491 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,919 Some of us get out, dude. Some of us get out! 492 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,679 You only made it 40 minutes down the road. 493 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:17,119 VOICEOVER: Well, now we've met every single resident of Logan, 494 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,159 it's time for Daisha to sing some Janet Jackson. 495 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,279 Oh! THE Janet Jackson? 496 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,479 Alright, here we go. 497 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:26,839 ♪ There are times when I look above... 498 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,839 (SINGS ALONG) No, no, now, Milo, listen! 499 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:30,999 Use your ears, not your mouth. 500 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,239 ♪ Everywhere I go ♪ Ooh 501 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,879 ♪ Every smile I see ♪ Yeah... 502 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,999 You see? She is naturally gifted. 503 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,479 15 years old. May we remind the crowd? 504 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,719 ♪ My baby, yeah... 505 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:46,080 Wow! God gave black people the gift. 506 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,799 ♪ Yeah. ♪ 507 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,999 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 508 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,599 She's so good and she's so young. 509 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,119 Janet would be so pleased. 510 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,119 VOICEOVER: Well, we're all pleased because... 511 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,799 It's the moment we've all been waiting for. 512 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,319 Who is it? Come on. 513 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,239 Yes! Go, Daisha! 514 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,079 Yung Milla, Yung Milla, Yung Milla! 515 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,479 Daisha, get her out of Logan! 516 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,879 Come on, Yung Milla! 517 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,000 I love them both. 518 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,559 Yung Milla! 519 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:16,919 (CHEERING) 520 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,359 Milla! Oh! 521 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,479 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 522 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,079 I love him! I just love him. I wish I had another daughter. 523 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,239 (BOTH LAUGH) 524 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,640 You did it! 525 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,439 This was a good season, 526 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,959 and we had two blackfellas in the grand final. 527 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,479 She'll be at every NAIDOC event now. 528 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,159 SONIA KRUGER: Australia, give it up one more time... 529 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,879 I think this is the first winner of The Voice 530 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,279 that I'm actually gonna remember and listen to. 531 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:41,480 Ronan comes out and... (SINGS) What about me? 532 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,319 BOTH: # It isn't fair 533 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,720 ♪ I've had enough, now I want my share. ♪ 534 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,359 I woke up this morning... 535 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,519 What were you putting your hand on my chest for? 536 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:07,519 You weren't moving. 537 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,639 Like, Usually your chest goes up and down 538 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:09,759 and nothing was moving. 539 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,359 So I thought, "Jesus Christ, is he dead?" 540 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,599 So you thought you'd wake me up to see if I was alright? 541 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,079 Yep. And then I went back to sleep. 542 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,079 (BELL RINGS) VOICEOVER: Wednesday on the ABC. 543 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,679 I'm Principal Julia Morris. 544 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:19,679 Julia Morris? 545 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:20,959 Good morning, Julia. 546 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,559 Six of your favourite comedians are about to get schooled. 547 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,759 Oh, OK. 548 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,439 We tuned into a new comedy game show 549 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,959 all about school stuff. 550 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,319 It's like comedy Hogwarts. Not really. 551 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,439 Welcome to Class Clowns. (BELL RINGS) 552 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,919 Class Clowns. I love it! 553 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,079 I would do so well at this. 554 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,359 'Cause you teach this stuff every day. 555 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:39,439 I do. 556 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,359 And one of the comedians in this class is... 557 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,359 David Hughes. Here, miss. 558 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,999 Oh, bummer. 559 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,279 I thought we cancelled Dave Hughes. 560 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,599 You know white men get multiple chances. 561 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,159 This photo of a young Hughesy here... 562 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,359 Oh, my God! Is that Hughesy? 563 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:56,359 Skivvies in a V-neck. That is a rough school uniform. 564 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,199 VOICEOVER: Also in attendance is comedian Luke McGregor. 565 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,599 Oh, I love Luke. 566 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,639 JULIA: Let's have a little look at Luke's school days. 567 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:03,799 Oh, that kind of looks like me. 568 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,199 That looks like your childhood photos. 569 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,439 It does. 570 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,119 Poor fella! I bet you he got bullied at school. 571 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,439 Yeah. Oh. 572 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:11,439 So we're just taking the piss 573 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,839 out of everyone for being ugly at school? 574 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,039 VOICEOVER: Yeah, even Julia. 575 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,319 Oh, look at Julia! No way! 576 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,999 Is Julia black? JARED: Literally! 577 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,999 Like, who's her mob? That's our auntie there. 578 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,879 Remove that from the screen, please. 579 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,399 VOICEOVER: Because it's time for biology class. 580 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,599 Well, part of science was Biology. 581 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,839 Was that the real stuff? 582 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:26,999 Oh, this is going to be good. 583 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,159 This is something you actually learn in year four. 584 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,679 Alright, I can't remember yesterday, 585 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,279 but I'll try to remember back to year four. 586 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:36,079 Which animal has cube-shaped poo-poo? 587 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,079 It's not a kangaroo. 588 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,719 I've seen enough of their shit up at the golf course. 589 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,079 Come on, everyone knows this. It's a wombat. 590 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,279 Wombat is the correct answer. Yes! 591 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,359 Have they got square arses? 592 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,439 The most common kind 593 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:46,719 of colourblindness 594 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,759 makes it difficult to distinguish between 595 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,079 which two colours? 596 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,759 Red and green. Red and green. 597 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,879 Oh, correct. 598 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,800 Wait, so what colour would Christmas look like for them? 599 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,359 I don't know. 600 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,239 How many main blood types are there, guys? 601 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,879 Six... seven? 602 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,399 12. One in this house. 603 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,559 Five. Boiling. 604 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,999 Cane Toads, you've come up with eight. 605 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,159 O-positive, O-negative. 606 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,919 A-positive, A-negative. B-positive, B-negative. 607 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,599 AB-positive, AB-negative. 608 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,159 VOICEOVER: Let's check in with the teacher. 609 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,039 A, B, C and O. Four. Yeah, close. 610 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,959 Cane Toads, you've taken it out. 611 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,719 Oh, eight. What?! 612 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,359 Correct. We're all as smart as year sevens. 613 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,999 Well... Um... 614 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,039 I mean, some of us are. ...yeah. 615 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,159 It is time for our biology practical. 616 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,439 OK. 617 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,559 Oh, ooh. (LAUGHS) 618 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,319 They're very figure hugging, aren't they? 619 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,720 I don't know where to look. My eyes are up here, miss. 620 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,279 One student from each team 621 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,639 has to correctly place bones and organs onto the body. 622 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,399 Oh, pressure mounts now. 623 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,759 If the physios aren't getting this, 624 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:46,879 we're in a bit of trouble. 625 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,399 Those body suits will be electrified. 626 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,079 Oh, my God, it's like... Operation. 627 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,439 You's make the mistake on purpose. 628 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,640 If it was you, yes, and I'd go straight for the nuts. 629 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,399 Guys, that's the gastrocnemius. 630 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,639 LAINEY: Gastrocnemius? 631 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,239 Sounds like an infection we would not want to get. 632 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,679 Oh, imagine we went down with gastrocnemius. Whoo! 633 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,999 Gastro is digestion, 634 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,359 so it is around the stomach area. 635 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,799 It's your calf. No, it's your calf muscle. 636 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,159 LUKE: Maybe there? Yep. 637 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,359 Yep. Nice. Oh, no. This is bad. 638 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,919 It is your calf muscle. 639 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,399 Ah! What?! 640 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,479 (BUZZ!) Argh! 641 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,759 Oh! Why is it called gastro? 642 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,079 Sometimes when you get gastro, 643 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,519 it goes down the back of your legs. 644 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,440 (BOTH LAUGH) That's true! 645 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,039 JULIA: Bin Chickens. Here we go, Hughesy. 646 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:30,399 Oh, please, get every one wrong because I would love to see 647 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,279 Dave Hughes just get zapped. 648 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,679 Crank it up! 649 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:34,679 OK. 650 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,039 This is called the Palmaris Longus. 651 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,079 Huh? The Palmaris Longus. 652 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,119 I think it's a doodle. 653 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,799 That would be the Palmaris Shortest. 654 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,439 Hang on a minute. 655 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,319 Think about it. Palm. Palm. 656 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,759 Maybe it's this part, like down through here. 657 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:47,879 Like your love handles. 658 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,999 No, it's here. It's here. Palmaris. 659 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:50,999 Around there? 660 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,519 Yeah, I think so, too. 661 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,519 (BUZZ!) Argh! 662 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,519 Oh! 663 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,759 I hate watching Hughesy get electrocuted. 664 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:57,959 (VOICEOVER) Well, then you'll definitely 665 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,999 enjoy watching him act. HOLLY: I never did drama. 666 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,199 Trust me, you're good at drama, Hol. 667 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,079 JULIA: For this assignment, we are going to get you 668 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,359 to do some serious acting. 669 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,119 Oh, God. English accents. 670 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,799 (ALL GROAN) 671 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,479 At least it's English. English is the easiest of them. 672 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,599 Well, not for everybody. 673 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,079 (ENGLISH ACCENT) Can I have some tea and scones, please? 674 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,439 Scones. Rightio, chap. 675 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:17,999 Rightio, chap. 676 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,680 (BAD ENGLISH ACCENT) The year is 1987. 677 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,639 Year 11 religious education class. 678 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,479 My God! That is not English. 679 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,999 Oh, Harry. 680 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,400 Oh, George, you are such a nuisance. 681 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,239 What the hell are we watching, dude? 682 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,639 Yeah, just zap him. 683 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,879 (BUZZ!) Argh! 684 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,839 Until next time, class dismissed. 685 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,039 (BELL RINGS) 686 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,759 I enjoyed that, that's fun. That was fun. 687 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,560 I never wagged high school, but I reckon I'd wag this class. 688 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,999 Ah, this is beautiful. 689 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,599 Just sitting here. I love it. 690 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,000 This is life. 691 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,360 FAYE: I'd rather be lying on the beach. 692 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,519 VOICEOVER: Saturday on 9. It was time to... 693 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,319 Getaway! What a blast from the bloody past. 694 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,399 That's what I want, to get away! 695 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,519 I think we both do. 696 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:22,999 Just not in the same direction, 697 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,599 Lainey, you will never have seen Getaway 698 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:25,759 in your life, I guarantee it. 699 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:29,759 It's been going for years. I think it's 30 years. 700 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,239 VOICEOVER: Well, 35, to be exact. 701 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,479 And it's the longest running travel show 702 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,759 on Aussie TV. 703 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:35,799 That's cool. 704 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:40,639 Oh, is this like... Is this, um, like, uh, non-fiction? 705 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:41,639 Just watch. 706 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:42,879 Great idea. 707 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,199 Our first destination is... 708 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,239 VOICEOVER: Rarotonga is the largest of the Cook Islands. 709 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,639 Where is the Cook Islands? 710 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,679 That way. Oh, right. 711 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,039 An island that's beautiful waters... 712 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,359 Oh, that chick! ...guaranteed to lure you in. 713 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,400 I like Livinia. She was very funny on... 714 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,199 VOICEOVER: Uh, anyone else? 715 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,399 Sale Of The Century, right? 716 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,799 Thank you. 717 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,639 We're heading out on Muri Lagoon with Ariki Adventures. 718 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,759 We're not going scorking... Scorkeling? 719 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,799 Yep. And we're going SCORKELING 720 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,039 with one of these. 721 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,519 Sea scooter? 722 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,239 Oh, my God! That's an ocean scooter! 723 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,319 Get out! 724 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,479 So you scooter while you scuba. 725 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,799 This ticks all my lazy vibes. 726 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,199 Yes! Look at that! 727 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,319 You don't even have to kick. She doesn't have to kick. 728 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,239 Among the regulars is a large female turtle 729 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,679 staff have named Black Beauty. 730 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,279 Turtles! I love turtles. 731 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:35,239 I reckon that's the only tattoo sea creature I don't... 732 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,599 Have you got a turtle? Oh, no, I do. 733 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:37,919 I've got the sunbathing turtle. 734 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,439 VOICEOVER: OK, time for some jet skiing. 735 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,039 Why does it squirt like that? 736 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,999 So now we're gonna learn how to do a doughnut. 737 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,639 Didn't you do the, when you were about 18, 738 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,519 like a moron? You're allowed to do it here. 739 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,839 Do not take your finger off the power. 740 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,639 She's doing some donies, cuzzie! 741 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,959 Vroom! Nyeeeeee! 742 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,039 There's a little bit of punchbowl in all of us. 743 00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,399 VOICEOVER: Anyway... 744 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,839 ...the next stop 745 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,319 is right on our doorstep. 746 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,239 Are we in Sydney? Yep. 747 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,159 At the new Sydney Fish Market. 748 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,639 How would you be if we're presenters on Getaway, 749 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,999 someone's going to the Cook Islands, 750 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,719 you're going to the Sydney Fish Market? 751 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,599 Inflation hasn't been good to Getaway. 752 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,559 The Sydney fish markets have always just been 753 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:17,879 a part of our DNA. 754 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,039 My God, is Catriona Rowntree still hosting? 755 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,479 The OG! 756 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,359 They needed a space that was bigger and better. 757 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,679 Have you been to the new fish markets yet? 758 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,119 Is it good? Mate, the car park reeks. 759 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,399 Oh, so bad. 760 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:32,039 This floating roof is an absolute masterpiece. 761 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,719 Catriona, don't worry about the design. 762 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:34,919 Get to the food! 763 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,719 Made from nearly 600 timber beams... 764 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,759 Big whoop-de doo-dah. 765 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,039 ...it harvests rainwater. Show me the fish. 766 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,320 A seafood lover's paradise. 767 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,519 Oh! Oh, my God! 768 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,239 Oh, yum! 769 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,959 I love oysters. 770 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,239 Oh, get in my belly! 771 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,199 Oh! 772 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,559 Oh, my God. Oh, stop it. 773 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,039 I think I'm allergic to shellfish 774 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,479 because I had a reaction to scampi. 775 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,039 Then what are you doing at the fish market? 776 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,399 - Well, it's just trial and error. - With anaphylaxis? 777 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,079 Enjoy. So good! 778 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,199 Who are these blokes she's having lunch with? 779 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:13,199 These fish markets are Sydney at its freshest. 780 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,599 They're pleased. They're checking her out! 781 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,679 Eyes up, boys! 782 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,320 Shall we? OK. 783 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,880 I've sat out there and eaten. I had a hamburger with the lot. 784 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,879 VOICEOVER: OK, we'll see you. Sydney, 785 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,239 and Guten Tag, Rhine Gorge, Germany. 786 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,919 SHAYNNA BLAZE: This Unesco World Heritage-listed region 787 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,319 will captivate you with its castles and fortresses. 788 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,719 Oh, wow, look at that. 789 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,199 Wow! Wow! 790 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,239 Wow. 791 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,439 Shaynna Blaze? Shaynna Blaze! 792 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,239 What's she doing on Getaway? Look at this castle. 793 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,919 What is that tile choice? No, no, no, no. 794 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,279 GUIDE: This is part of the city wall. 795 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,599 I imagine that's where Hansel and Gretel 796 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,719 would have grown up. 797 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,079 Down that path is where that wicked witch is. 798 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,559 This used to be the witch's prison. 799 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,319 BOTH: A witch's prison! I told you! 800 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,879 They had a witch's prison here? They believed in witches. 801 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,839 You'd have been the boss there. 100%, leading the pack. 802 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,959 There I am. 803 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,239 VOICEOVER: Well, next, 804 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,639 Shaynna is heading to the wine region. 805 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,359 Oh, drinking wine in Germany. Yes, please. 806 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,039 Take the relaxing option and take in the view. 807 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,519 Oh, wow. 808 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,239 If I was there, I'd be rolling down the hill 809 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,679 like a crazy person. 810 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,479 We produce this Riesling wine 811 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,039 and it's very interest to visitors. 812 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,799 Ve haff good wine, ve haff good schnitzel! 813 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,679 Go around in the vineyards or go in the wine... 814 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,999 You can drink zee vine on zee Rhine 815 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,879 while you look at zee vine. 816 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,079 It would be rude not to. 817 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,479 Cheers. 818 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,760 OK. Having a sober month. You do you. 819 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,559 Oh, now that is a really good Getaway. 820 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,799 Don't get away from my TV, am I right? 821 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,359 Surely we'll go to the fish markets. 822 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,599 Pick a nice sunny day. We'll go. 823 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,239 We'll have a wine. We'll have a platter. 824 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,559 You're not coming to the fish market. 825 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,640 You're a risk. I know. 826 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,319 TIM: There's this trend on the social media. 827 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,399 Yeah? Vanilla ice-cream... 828 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,319 Yeah? ...with soy sauce. 829 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,439 No! 830 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,799 Apparently, it's really yummy. OK. 831 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,479 OK, here we go. Cheers. 832 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,479 Nah! 833 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,319 ANNOUNCER: How many of y'all 834 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,959 want to see a cowgirl ride a bull tonight? 835 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,199 I want to see cowboy ride a bull. 836 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,719 Cowgirl. 837 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,159 VOICEOVER: Wednesday night on Disney Plus, 838 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,199 we tuned in to a brand-new doco series. 839 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,559 WOMAN: Bull riding is one of the most dangerous sports. 840 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,279 Oh! 841 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,759 Oh! Oh! 842 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,599 We're doing girls in rodeo? 843 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,840 Correct. 844 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,279 Not Her First Rodeo. 845 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,399 BOB: Nothing better 846 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,959 than going to a ro-day-o and seeing 847 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,959 all the men walk around in their tight denim. 848 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,119 It's 'rodeo', Bob. 849 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,039 Doesn't negate the fact that there's hot men 850 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,279 walking around in their tight jeans. 851 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,359 That's right. 852 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,559 Well, whatever it is, 853 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:54,959 there's no hot men in tight jeans here. 854 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:56,399 (ALL GROAN) 855 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,159 I didn't expect women to ride bulls. 856 00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,439 No, I thought we were smarter than that. 857 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,719 And in this episode, 858 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,199 we follow female champion bull rider Jordan. 859 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,239 My name is Jordan Halvorsen. I'm 29 years old. 860 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,839 SARAH MARIE: She looks so young. She can't be 29. 861 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:09,879 Mate, riding bulls keeps you young. 862 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,719 I've won three world titles and about 30 buckles. 863 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,959 - Oh, really? - See the size of herbelt buckle? 864 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,079 Imagine you're busting to go for a wee. 865 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,559 Like you're not getting that belt off quickly. 866 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,839 My goal is to give women an opportunity to ride bulls. 867 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,039 I love this, I love women supporting women. 868 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,279 You go, girl. 869 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,719 I don't understand the get-up, though. 870 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,799 No, nor do I, but look at the tizzy pants. 871 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,919 There's not a lot of female bull riders 872 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,239 out in the world. 873 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,439 I feel like this is a sport 874 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,319 where women would naturally be better. 875 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,199 You don't have your balls to worry about. 876 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,479 Either way, you're getting flung off. 877 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:40,839 Doesn't matter what your privates are doing. 878 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,159 Bull riding is extremely tough on the body. 879 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,999 Dude, this is no joke, riding Bulls. 880 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,919 Double ACL reconstruction on this one. 881 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,239 BOTH: Double ACL?! These girls are nutters. 882 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:53,039 They said I was gonna need a knee replacement at 35. 883 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,319 Oh, my Lord. 884 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,399 I think your body's trying to tell you something. 885 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,719 I couldn't do that. I couldn't do that to my body. 886 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,359 VOICEOVER: Anyway, tonight 887 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,119 is Jordan's first rodeo of the season. 888 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,079 We have the chance to win ¤545. 889 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,399 545. You risked your life for that? 890 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:12,279 It's not even 550. ¤545. (LYON LAUGHS) 891 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,959 ANNOUNCER: The rider must stay on the bull 892 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,119 a minimum of eight seconds. 893 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,479 Eight seconds seems easy, but it'd be so tough. 894 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,959 The longest eight seconds of your life. 895 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,039 The cowgirl must have her hand inside the bull rope 896 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,599 and one free hand in the air. 897 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,879 One hand in the air? 898 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,719 You're not allowed to touch the bull with the other arm. 899 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,159 If the cowgirl hits the ground 900 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,719 before the eight seconds, it's a disqualification. 901 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,999 BOTH: Look at its balls! 902 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,519 You'd get wiped out by the balls on the way out. Ba-dung! 903 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,439 JORDAN: I think it's just going to come down to the wire. 904 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:39,599 I think it could be anyone's game. 905 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,359 Oh, God, it looks so hard. 906 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,239 I think I could do that. 907 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,639 You got to put your hand under it 908 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,399 and you just go like... Oh! 909 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,279 You know? Hey, is that how it goes? 910 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,479 And then you go up and then come down. 911 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,239 Are we still talking about bull riding? 912 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,679 OK, let's meet tonight's competition. 913 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,919 Best of luck, girls. 914 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,839 WOMAN: First we have Catalina Langlitz. 915 00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,479 She's from Salado, Texas. 916 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,679 She's 22! 917 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:01,879 They're all so young! 918 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,639 I've got socks older than her. 919 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:04,759 CATALINA: I tell myself... 920 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,519 I'm like, "Alright, Cat, just ride bulls." 921 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,599 Oh, here we go. 922 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,199 MAN: Come on, cowgirl, do it! 923 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,399 Go! Oh, she looks good. 924 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,679 Come on, now! Yes! 925 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,039 Whoo-hoo! She's doing alright. 926 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,280 Come on, sister! 927 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,279 Hold on! Oh, no! No! No! Oh, no! 928 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,399 Oh! ALL: Oh! 929 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,159 She's off! There's your back. 930 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,519 Honestly, a chiropractors dream. 931 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:26,679 Next up is... 932 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,559 WOMAN: Alexia Huffman from Raeford, North Carolina. 933 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,959 She's actually in the army. 934 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,439 Oh, the Americans would love the Army girl, wouldn't they? 935 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,840 MAN: By popular demand... "Popular demand." 936 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,679 Oh! Oh, no. 937 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,400 Straight off. BOTH: Oh! 938 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,119 Oh! She's stuck, she's stuck. She is hung up. 939 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,679 Oh, my God! Let go of it! 940 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,319 (GASPS) 941 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,839 (GASPS) Oh! 942 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,519 Oh! And then she got stomped. 943 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,759 Folks, give her a little something here tonight. 944 00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,359 It trampled her. 945 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,239 ALEXIA: The bull was stepping on my ankle 946 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,439 and I couldn't walk. 947 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:07,159 ¤545 isn't a great prize for hospitalisation. 948 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,599 Yeah, I would have done it for ¤500. 949 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,039 And finally, we're up to world champion, Jorden. 950 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,759 There she is. Jorden's turn. 951 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,120 The sll-star's on. 952 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,239 One, two, three... 953 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,759 Oh, she's good. ...four, five. 954 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,079 MAN: Come on, Jorden! Yes! Ride! 955 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,479 Oh, she's done most. Seven. 956 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,439 Jorden's going to get it. Come on, Jorden! 957 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,840 Seven! Hold on! 958 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,599 Oh, yeah! Yes! 959 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,439 That is such a tough gig. 960 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,639 Good for you, Jorden. 961 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,399 MAN: Oh, it doesn't get any better than that. 962 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,480 Well done, little lady. Go collect your ¤500 over there. 963 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,639 I actually really liked that. Yeah, I liked that. 964 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,199 I would watch that again. I don't get it. 965 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,999 That was more bulls balls than I ever wanted to see. 966 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 Thought I would see. It was a lot of balls. 967 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,479 You're ice-skating? What are you doing? 968 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,399 I'm sweeping. What are those? 969 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,919 They're my sweepy shoes! 970 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,719 I've been walking around the house. I've been doing, 971 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,439 like, the skirting boards and everything. 972 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,359 And then you can peel them off and you wash them, 973 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,319 and then they just become a pair of slippers. 974 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,119 They're the best things ever. Ooh! 975 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,439 (THUD!) Oh, my God. 976 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,000 I didn't have my sweepies on! 977 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,199 VOICEOVER: Tuesday on SBS Food, we watched... 978 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,599 MAN: A show about bread. 979 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,399 Oh, bread. Oh, yum. 980 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,839 Bread is the best. 981 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,999 The best thing in the world. Focaccia. 982 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,479 Pita bread. I'm a big sourdough lover. 983 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,799 Give me a cob loaf and a tub of butter and I'm happy. 984 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,840 And it's hosted by this famous actor. 985 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,039 Breaking Bread with Tony Shalhoub. 986 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,239 Tony Shalhoub. 987 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,279 Wait a minute! He's Lebanese! Is he? 988 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,559 TONY: My father emigrated from Lebanon to 989 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,879 the United States when he was eight years old. 990 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,879 Yes! I told you! 991 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,079 He's Lebanese! Kifak, Tony? 992 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,080 Tony. (ULULATES) 993 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,679 TONY: And during the journey 994 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,239 had a stopover here in Marseille. 995 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,839 Of course, the Arab made a show about bread! 996 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,639 Do you remember the time I met your dad? 997 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:10,759 And I came over for dinner 998 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,279 and he said to you, "Get the bread on the table. 999 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,159 "Lebanese men love bread." 1000 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,399 And in this episode, 1001 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,639 Tony is travelling with his daughter Josie 1002 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,359 to explore all things bread and Marseille. 1003 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,559 And their first stop is to a baker extraordinaire, Pierre. 1004 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:25,599 (IN FRENCH ACCENT) Oh-ho-ho! 1005 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:26,919 Oh, baguette, oui, oui! 1006 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,959 Pierre is obsessed with bread, 1007 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,239 as if it's not obvious from his tattoos. 1008 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,679 Oh, my God, he has bread tattoos. 1009 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,319 He's got a recipe on his forearm. 1010 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,679 This bloke's the Prison Break of bakers. 1011 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,679 Yep. And Pierre puts his tattoos to good use. 1012 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,679 What are we making? Bread, I hope. 1013 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,200 Oh, they're gonna make baguettes. 1014 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,759 This man is turning me on the way he's kneading the bread 1015 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:49,799 and speaking French. 1016 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:50,999 LEE: Could you imagine his bread? 1017 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,119 A nice French stick. Oh, yes. Give me bread. 1018 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,479 It's the most important part of making the baguette - 1019 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:57,519 shaping it. 1020 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,599 Ah, the shaping of the baguette. 1021 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,560 You just want to go long, long strokes. 1022 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,559 Righto. 1023 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,199 This is huge. That's too big. 1024 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,200 (COUGHS) 1025 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,999 (IMITATES ACCENT) The less we touch it, the better it is. 1026 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,719 The opposite of everything a French man's ever said. 1027 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:19,279 Uh, how about we just get the baguettes out of the oven? 1028 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,639 Oh, here it comes. Slide on out. 1029 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,479 Oh, God. WOMAN: Well done. 1030 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,639 Oh! Look at the crust on that. 1031 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,919 What I would do just to crunch that open. 1032 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,239 WOMAN: Ooh! MAN: Oh, my. 1033 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:29,399 BOTH: Yum. 1034 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,639 You can just imagine how delicious that would be. 1035 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,599 Mm! Oh, my God. 1036 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,919 Oh! Put a bit of butter on that. 1037 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,679 Oh, yeah. Oh! 1038 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:38,759 Yes! 1039 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,839 Mwah! Now I want a cob loaf. 1040 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,279 And from baguettes to buns, Tony heads to an old... 1041 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,319 Is that a McDonald's? 1042 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:46,879 I was about to say, that looks like Macca's. 1043 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:47,959 "L'appres M." 1044 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,599 TONY: The name L'Appres M means After M. 1045 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,079 Is it Macca's? No. 1046 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,319 The burgers here were developed by a three-star Michelin Chef. 1047 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,599 Three-Michelin-star chef. Yep. 1048 00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,999 And they came up with this... 1049 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,519 TONY: L'Appres M Ovni Burger. 1050 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,439 Wait, what is that? Is it a burger? 1051 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,879 You can just smell it. Yeah. 1052 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,319 It's a pie. It's like a flying saucer. 1053 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,159 TONY: Ovni means flying saucer. Oh, there you go. 1054 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,839 There you go. That is smart. 1055 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,479 That would be great at the footy. Far less mess. 1056 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,279 TONY: This bread is so good. 1057 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,359 It's almost like a brioche. 1058 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,119 I'll get one for me and one for my moustache. 1059 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,759 So unlike any fast food. Not even close. 1060 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,519 This guy does not stop eating. 1061 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,999 I'd be the size of a house. 1062 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,359 What do you know about a granny flat? 1063 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,799 (LAUGHS) 1064 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:30,879 Where's his daughter? 1065 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,279 Probably back in the hotel eating bread. 1066 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,239 No. She's been doing some research 1067 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,639 into Tony's father's journey through Marseille. 1068 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,319 One thing that is so amazing about your family 1069 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,759 is how much recording everyone does. 1070 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:43,879 They're good at that. 1071 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,999 That's pretty cool that they have so much to look back on. 1072 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,079 We found a recording of your dad talking 1073 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,399 about coming to Marseille. Wow. 1074 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,680 It's so cool to have a family recording. 1075 00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,359 Yes, habibi! 1076 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,359 What's hummus? Um, smashed little beans... 1077 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,679 No. 1078 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,839 ...those bone ones, I think. Not quite. 1079 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,079 I think it's those broad beans, but they're sma... 1080 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,999 I think. I think you mean chickpeas. 1081 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,599 I don't eat it because I don't like it. 1082 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,479 I don't like the flavour. Oh, OK. 1083 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:15,799 Christ, how small is that glass? 1084 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:16,799 I though it was a shot. 1085 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,199 Right. You've moved on. OK. 1086 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,559 TONY: Part of the reason why I wanted to do this 1087 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,199 food show was because bread was really his thing. 1088 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:27,359 Told you! Every jiddoh loves their bread. 1089 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,079 And now we're doing the bread. 1090 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,199 Aw! He's emotional now. 1091 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,559 And as I leave, I carry with me not just 1092 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,639 a deeper understanding of Marseille, 1093 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,639 but a deeper connection to the man 1094 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,319 who once walked its streets. 1095 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,439 Wow. That's so special. 1096 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,759 Freaking love that. I really like that. 1097 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,159 Let's go and eat some bread. Let's do it. 1098 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,919 You got a baguette? That's even better. 1099 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,799 I've got bagels. Yeah! 1100 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,719 And do you like cream cheese and... 1101 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:52,999 Love cream cheese! 1102 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,359 And a bit of jam on it? 1103 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,920 No. No jam. Just cream cheese. 1104 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:14,119 So, you know how I got a new car the other day? 1105 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:18,399 I finished work and I walked outside and absolutely lost it 1106 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,079 because I thought someone stole my car. 1107 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,239 (GASPS) (LAUGHS) 1108 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,839 I walked back into reception. 1109 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,639 "No, Bob, remember you got a new car this morning?" 1110 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,959 (ALL LAUGH) 1111 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,919 This week we watched episode one of Apple TV's first 1112 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,639 Aussie drama series. 1113 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,359 "Last Seen." I wanted to see this. 1114 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,239 This looks really good. What's it about? 1115 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:38,479 Do you know? Nah. 1116 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,439 Well, it starts off with this guy 1117 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,680 who's searching for his runaway dogs. 1118 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,559 (GROWLS) 1119 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,319 Calm down, Yoshi. Good girl, Tilda. Good girl. 1120 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,079 There's going to be a dead body. You just know it. 1121 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,639 What have you got there? 1122 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,679 Oh, no! Is that bones crunching? 1123 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,839 Give it here. No! 1124 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,439 Sit. 1125 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,719 Oh! It's teeth. 1126 00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:00,759 It's teeth! Oh, my God, it's choppers! 1127 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,639 Someone little. 1128 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,519 Don't just throw them. Call the cops. 1129 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,599 Well, before we do that, let's meet our main character, Ian. 1130 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,239 Look, I'm just trying to be positive. Deb. 1131 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,679 I know this guy. Patrick Brammall. 1132 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,919 Oh, is that Colin from Accounts? 1133 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,879 He's not... Colin's the dog. 1134 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,839 And Ian's on the phone to his pregnant ex-wife, 1135 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,959 who wants a cot that he's been keeping. 1136 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,839 It's been 11 years, Ian. You need to let it go. 1137 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,039 11 years. 1138 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,839 I think they must have lost a baby or something. 1139 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:27,999 Well, we'll get to that. 1140 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,959 But first, Ian's catching up with Donnie 1141 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,799 after missing an important meeting. 1142 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,159 That was a six-month meeting, Ian. 1143 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,239 I know. I'm sorry. 1144 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,919 Is that the guy who found the teeth? 1145 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,679 No. That's Steven Bradbury. 1146 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:39,839 It's not. 1147 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,359 Isn't it? It's really not. 1148 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,519 Congratulations. 1149 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,799 Six months sober. Thank you. 1150 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,319 Oh, six months sober. 1151 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,519 He's a reformed alcoholic. 1152 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,080 He's gone through a rough time, this guy. 1153 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,519 Oh, that's the cot. 1154 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,640 OK, so maybe something happened with their little one. 1155 00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,639 Oh. I get it. 1156 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:03,439 "Last seen," means he had a kid that's gone missing. 1157 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:04,759 (GASPS) 1158 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,000 "Maggie Ridley." 1159 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,479 Do you reckon that's why he started being an alcoholic? 1160 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,439 Yeah, I get it. 1161 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,479 Oh, dude, this. I'm sort of gripped on this. 1162 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,879 And the next day, Ian's at his job at an emergency call centre. 1163 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,639 Penny's just taken a call. 1164 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,999 Human remains discovered up Durramal way. 1165 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,879 It looked like a very small child. 1166 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,479 Oh, shit. He thinks it's his daughter. 1167 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,519 Were there any clothes found with it or personal items? 1168 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:29,799 Mostly bones, they said, 1169 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,239 like the body had been buried a long time. 1170 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:36,280 Is this not every parent's actual worst nightmare? 1171 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,839 He's gone up there. He's got to know. 1172 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,159 And after arriving on scene, he meets the lead investigator. 1173 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,959 Detective Senior Sergeant, my daughter went missing. 1174 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,759 She was kidnapped 11 years ago not so far from here. 1175 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,479 Never seen again. She was three years old. 1176 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:54,519 Oh, man. Oh! 1177 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,199 That's just cleared it up for everybody. 1178 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,720 I just want to see her. Please. 1179 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,399 Come on, throw him a bone. 1180 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,040 (LAUGHS) That's too soon. 1181 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,879 Oh, my gosh, my heart is, like, beating. 1182 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,879 We're estimating the child to have been about three or four. 1183 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:11,999 Our current guess 1184 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,599 is they've been buried at least ten years. 1185 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,159 BOTH: Oh, no. There's the same age. 1186 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,519 Back home, Ian is trying to process the news. 1187 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:21,919 Oh, no. The bottle. 1188 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,120 Don't do it. Don't do it, don't do it! 1189 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,080 (GASPS) 1190 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,479 Don't do it! 1191 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:30,799 Come on, tip it out. Tip it out. 1192 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,919 Alright. Or tip it down. All good. 1193 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,199 God, he's gonna spiral again. 1194 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,160 And his spiral leads to this. 1195 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,719 Oh! Oh! 1196 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,119 Oh! He got knocked. 1197 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:41,799 And then his arrest. 1198 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,879 Let's move, mate. 1199 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:44,359 Oh, he's drunk as. 1200 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:47,199 Man down. Sleep it off. 1201 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,519 And the next morning, his sponsor, Donnie, 1202 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,119 is at the station to collect him. 1203 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,999 What are you doing at my police station, little brother? 1204 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,039 Hey. 1205 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,399 Oh, he's a well-known actor, this guy. 1206 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,079 Who is he? That's Brendan Cowell. 1207 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,799 He's the guy that I always get confused with 1208 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,719 Patrick Brammall. Oh, just collecting a friend. 1209 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:02,639 Ah. Are they brothers or...? 1210 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,199 The guy without the hat is Ian's sponsor. 1211 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,519 And the guy with the hat is Ian's sponsor's brother. 1212 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:08,679 Um, thanks for that. 1213 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,119 Oh, is your friend Ian Ridley? 1214 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,919 Uh, yeah. Yeah it is. Yeah. His daughter went missing. 1215 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,039 Hold on. He's suss. Suss as. 1216 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,839 I reckon he has something to do with it. 1217 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,919 You reckon? Yeah. Suss on everyone. 1218 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,519 Yeah, I heard that. 1219 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,439 The plot thickens. 1220 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,759 Well, wait until we head out Bush to meet hat guy's family. 1221 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,719 I'm going to check on the animals. 1222 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:29,719 Hang on a minute. 1223 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,639 Oh, it's the daughter. OK, possum. 1224 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:32,679 Bang! Told ya. 1225 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,079 Oh, that's the kid? No way, Hol'. 1226 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,880 So, it's about ten years, so she'll be about 13 or 14. 1227 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,880 (GASPS) It could be her. 1228 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,879 This is what she should look like now. 1229 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,799 OK, so that's a computer-rendered image. 1230 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:52,800 (GASPS) 1231 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,239 That's her. Holly, that's her. 1232 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,639 Oh, my God! 1233 00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,999 You're joking. That looks exactly like her. 1234 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,239 It's her! It's her! It's her! 1235 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:07,079 No way! 1236 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,480 That gave me goosebumps. Same. 1237 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,639 How good are Aussie dramas? 1238 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,759 I'm so confused. I'm not confused either. 1239 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,039 How the hell are you confused? 1240 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,839 He kidnapped his friend's daughter. 1241 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,119 Should we watch the next episode 1242 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,319 to make sure that we're right? 1243 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,799 Yes. 1244 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,000 So yes. 1245 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:39,320 Alright, close your eyes. 1246 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,679 And guess what I bought today from the sound of this. 1247 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,799 (RIPPING) Wallet! 1248 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:49,479 Yes, a velcro wallet! (LAUGHS) 1249 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,919 The missus was so against it. Oh, no, dude. 1250 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,079 I was like, "Babe, 1251 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,559 "just imagine when we go out for, like, 1252 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,439 "a nice dinner, that waiter... Yep. Oh, he knows. 1253 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,359 "..a bit of that." He's gonna get tipped. 1254 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,119 He's getting tips, bro. 1255 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:04,799 Saturday night on Paramount Plus, we kitted up for baseball. 1256 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:05,879 Oh, I love baseball. 1257 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,719 You used to play and I used to play. 1258 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:09,959 Yeah, but I bet your mums didn't act like this. 1259 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:10,999 Oh! Oh! 1260 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,359 Oh! No. 1261 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,879 Well, bat her up, because these mums do. 1262 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,559 "Team Moms Baseball." 1263 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,319 This is Dance Moms for sports. 1264 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,439 Oh, Jesus Christ, here we go. 1265 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,559 Yep. In this show, we follow the mums 1266 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,119 of elite teenage baseball players 1267 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,399 at a legendary prep academy 1268 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,879 as their kids chase the dream of going pro. 1269 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:29,920 OK. 1270 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,439 MAN: At LPA, training is intense. 1271 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,319 I've still got my glove and ball. 1272 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,839 Well, someone else who still... Yeah, I do, too, somewhere. 1273 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,359 Oh. My bat's gone. 1274 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,159 That was stolen when my car was stolen. 1275 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,599 Was it? Oh, OK. 1276 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,319 Well, someone else who's still got all their gear 1277 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,039 is ball player Sal. 1278 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:49,199 Oh, my God! Have a look at his necklaces. 1279 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,879 I have high confidence. 1280 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,079 Look how blinged up he is. Look at his belt. 1281 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,199 Well, I was gonna say something about that. 1282 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,359 When we used to play sport, we weren't allowed... 1283 00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:58,639 Anyway, back to Sal. 1284 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:02,239 Rylee and I have built our entire life around Sal's Sport. 1285 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,679 They literally only live through their kids. 1286 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,559 My parents are super involved in my baseball career. 1287 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,439 MAN: Were any of your parents crazy sports parents? 1288 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,639 No. That would require me playing sport. 1289 00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,399 Every game to Sal is very important. 1290 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:15,959 Or is it very important to you? 1291 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,879 Well, it's also important to... 1292 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,919 MAN: AJ and Nina Scoffone. 1293 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,719 They are the parents of Rocco. 1294 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:22,999 Where's the rest of her outfit? 1295 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,079 Oh, she couldn't put a jumper on, the poor thing. 1296 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,919 I have been offering Pilates to the boys at LPA. 1297 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,719 Pilates? Yeah. Nah. 1298 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:32,359 That can't be your mum coming in to teach the boys Pilates. 1299 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:33,399 Sorry. 1300 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,519 I have parents that ask me if I could do it more. 1301 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:36,959 No wonder the kids turn up all the time. 1302 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:37,919 What do you mean? 1303 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,199 Like, because they get a lot out of it, Lee. 1304 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,079 Well, maybe not after they learn about her teaching methods. 1305 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,759 Huh? Tell us the drama. 1306 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,039 Rocco was talking some smack to Cam. 1307 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,759 OK. They got into a fight. 1308 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:49,919 What? What? 1309 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,919 Why? Cam said something about Nina. 1310 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,279 Who? The hot mum. 1311 00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:54,519 She came over to Cam and called... 1312 00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,079 Him a little bitch. Whoa, whoa. 1313 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,439 She called the little boy a bitch? 1314 00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,399 Yep. And she's been called up to see the coach. 1315 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:01,439 If I have any haters, 1316 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,599 it's truly because they just don't know me. 1317 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,239 I think you have haters because people know you. 1318 00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:07,239 What am I in trouble for? 1319 00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:09,839 You called a 13-year-old boy a little bitch. 1320 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:10,839 I was joking. 1321 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,679 Also, it matters how she said it. 1322 00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,039 Exactly. There's a difference between... 1323 00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,519 "You're a little bitch..." Whoa! 1324 00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,319 ...and... (SOFTER) "You're a little bitch." 1325 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,159 Wow. That first one was so manly, Jared. 1326 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,039 You understand I have to address this. 1327 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,079 Correct, but... But nothing. 1328 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,759 Maybe he was being a little bitch, though. 1329 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:30,719 This kid told Rocco that he watches me on OnlyFans. 1330 00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:32,799 (GASPS) Oh, my... 1331 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,319 God. Wait, is she on OnlyFans? 1332 00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:38,319 No. But after this, I'm like, maybe that could be lucrative. 1333 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,719 Ha! 1334 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:41,039 Moving on... 1335 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,639 Oh, OK. 1336 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,919 Do we get to see a bit of the kids playing sport? 1337 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,559 Uh, not yet, because we've got some more mums to meet. 1338 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,119 Oh, OK. Wine, wine and shoes. 1339 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,719 What's with the shoes? 1340 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:53,639 I don't always love cutesy things, 1341 00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:56,079 but these are really cute. Wait, wait. 1342 00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,399 Are they just getting pissed and doing shoelaces? 1343 00:45:58,400 --> 00:45:59,679 Yep. 1344 00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,399 I know, it's such a cool concept. 1345 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,039 'Cause everybody's gonna be like, 1346 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,559 "I want 'em! I want 'em!" "They're so cute!" 1347 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:05,919 Can we watch some baseball? 1348 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,359 Nope. Cause we're checking back in with hot mum Nina. 1349 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,159 Oh, my God. Why? 1350 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,239 So we can watch her do this. 1351 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:14,799 Oh! Oh! 1352 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,079 Oh! God. 1353 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,079 Still haven't seen a baseball thrown yet. 1354 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:21,079 Correct. So let's check in on lunch with the dads. 1355 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:22,119 Oh. Oh. 1356 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,839 Oh, for the love of God. What do you recommend? 1357 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,279 What about the mega weenie, the three-foot coiled sausage? 1358 00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,839 Oh, hey. 1359 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,479 Joey and Tommy definitely have a bromance going on. 1360 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,599 Wait, are they dads or are they daddies? 1361 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,879 They are sitting very close to each other. 1362 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:36,279 Tommy's my best friend by far. 1363 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,959 You'll catch Tommy and I snuggling in bed 1364 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:40,919 and sending him the heart-eye emojis. 1365 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,039 Joey and I are both very comfortable in our skin. 1366 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:44,799 Yeah, no, I think the wives get a little bit jealous, right? 1367 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,839 I know it's not the time, 1368 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,039 but I want to see the three-foot coiled sausage. 1369 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,799 Well, there's no time for that. The game's about to start. 1370 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:52,879 Woo! Come on! 1371 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,119 Let's hit some balls, boys. 1372 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,680 Yeah! Take me out to the ball game. 1373 00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:58,839 Wait a second. 1374 00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,759 I don't actually know anything about baseball. 1375 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,039 The moment you move that bat, you've got to commit. 1376 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,079 You learned that from Geena Davis in A League Of Their Own. 1377 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,880 Yep. (LAUGHS) 1378 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,360 Should have smashed that. 1379 00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:15,159 God (BLEEP). Dammit! 1380 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:16,880 I wish I knew what was going on. 1381 00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,759 Oh, my God. I can't believe that is a show. 1382 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,680 Who's in charge of making this show? 1383 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,039 Oh, my God! Oh, of course! 1384 00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,359 No wonder this is so trashy. 1385 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,639 It's a frickin' Kardashian production. 1386 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,640 Captions by Red Bee Media