1 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:12,360 - * 2 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:33,600 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: Moving vans and boxes. 3 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,060 Packing and unpacking. 4 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:38,160 That's pretty much been my life for as long as I can remember. 5 00:00:38,260 --> 00:00:40,430 My name is Davis Pell. 6 00:00:40,530 --> 00:00:43,460 Because of my mom's job, we've had to move around a lot. 7 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,300 I only just moved to America from Australia. 8 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:47,500 When you're always the new kid, 9 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,260 it's pretty hard to make friends. 10 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:53,400 Most of the time, it's just me hanging by myself. 11 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:55,560 Never having a chance to settle down can be a bit lonely, 12 00:00:55,660 --> 00:00:58,760 but I've found ways to keep things-- 13 00:00:58,860 --> 00:00:59,630 - MAN: Uh-aw! 14 00:00:59,730 --> 00:01:00,830 - DAVIS: --interesting. 15 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:02,160 Couldn't be. 16 00:01:02,260 --> 00:01:03,560 - MAN: Oh-ah! 17 00:01:06,860 --> 00:01:09,760 - * 18 00:01:09,860 --> 00:01:12,300 - [grunting] 19 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:27,960 - Ah! 20 00:01:28,060 --> 00:01:31,330 - Oooh! 21 00:01:31,430 --> 00:01:33,700 - Rayzon, you followed me to America? 22 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,530 - I would go anywhere to finally destroy you, 23 00:01:35,630 --> 00:01:37,660 Davis Pell. 24 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,300 Even suburban Seattle. 25 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,100 - Let's end this. 26 00:01:42,260 --> 00:01:44,260 - [grunting] 27 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:02,600 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: It's possible 28 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:06,300 I'm not the coolest guy in the world. 29 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:10,660 In fact, most people would say I'm kind of a dork. 30 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:11,860 And you know what? 31 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:12,760 Uh! 32 00:02:12,860 --> 00:02:14,330 They might have a point. 33 00:02:14,430 --> 00:02:16,260 I mean, look at this. 34 00:02:16,330 --> 00:02:19,600 I'm having an imaginary fight, and I'm losing. 35 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:21,100 [grunting] 36 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:23,260 But not anymore. 37 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:24,560 I'm at a new school. 38 00:02:24,660 --> 00:02:26,560 Heck, I'm in a new country. 39 00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:30,360 Things this year will be different. 40 00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:31,800 I'm going to have friendS. 41 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:33,330 I'm gonna be popular. 42 00:02:33,430 --> 00:02:36,100 Maybe I'll even get a girlfriend for once. 43 00:02:36,260 --> 00:02:37,400 Whatever it takes. 44 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:39,500 Starting this year, 45 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:43,960 Davis Pell isn't going to be a loser anymore. 46 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:47,100 Uh! 47 00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:51,130 - [applause] 48 00:02:51,260 --> 00:02:52,760 - I think you got 'em. 49 00:02:57,730 --> 00:02:59,860 - You didn't see all of that, did you? 50 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,660 - I think I can safely say 51 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:07,030 I didn't see much as you and Rayzon did. 52 00:03:07,130 --> 00:03:09,800 - [nervous laughing] Rayzon. 53 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:10,630 - Yeah. 54 00:03:10,730 --> 00:03:13,800 - Yeah. 55 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:16,660 So...you live next door? 56 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,760 - No, just a big fan of porch swings. 57 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:24,530 Travelling the country porch swing to porch swing. 58 00:03:24,630 --> 00:03:26,730 - I hope that works out for you. 59 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:28,900 - Wait! 60 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,260 Don't move! 61 00:03:32,330 --> 00:03:33,730 Shhhw. 62 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:41,860 There was one behind you. 63 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,100 - Thanks, Katniss. 64 00:03:43,260 --> 00:03:44,700 - No charge. 65 00:03:53,430 --> 00:03:56,700 - Hey, I was wondering. 66 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,330 Maybe because I'm new in town and all that, 67 00:03:59,430 --> 00:04:00,630 that maybe you could-- 68 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:04,660 - Uh, uh, uh, turn it around, ninja warrior. 69 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:11,430 I don't date boys who play make-believe. 70 00:04:11,530 --> 00:04:12,960 - Right, got it. 71 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:26,630 You're probably wondering about the kaleidoscopes. 72 00:04:26,730 --> 00:04:28,160 My mom gets me one every time we move. 73 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:32,800 Told you we moved a lot. 74 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:35,660 I've been collecting them since I was a kid. 75 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,760 I don't know what it is about them. 76 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,630 I guess I just like having something to show 77 00:04:39,730 --> 00:04:41,460 for all the places that I've lived. 78 00:04:44,430 --> 00:04:46,700 You also might have noticed that sometimes 79 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:49,330 I like to imagine stuff the way I'd want it to be 80 00:04:49,430 --> 00:04:51,030 instead of how it really is. 81 00:04:51,130 --> 00:04:54,030 You know, like daydreaming. 82 00:04:54,130 --> 00:04:55,560 Let's just say that my daydreams 83 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:59,000 are little more colorful than most. 84 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:01,660 - * 85 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,460 - [knocking at door] 86 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:13,330 - Hi, honey. 87 00:05:13,430 --> 00:05:15,330 - Hey, mom. 88 00:05:15,430 --> 00:05:17,900 - Are you excited to meet all your new classmates tomorrow? 89 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,530 - Excited? 90 00:05:19,630 --> 00:05:22,160 Um, have we met before? 91 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:24,130 - [laughs] 92 00:05:24,260 --> 00:05:27,460 I'm sure you could have plenty of mates if you tried. 93 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:28,600 - Yeah. 94 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:30,830 Let me guess, if I just be myself. 95 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:33,400 - [laughs] Oh, honey, it's high school. 96 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,760 Nobody's really themselves yet. 97 00:05:36,860 --> 00:05:38,430 - Mm. 98 00:05:38,530 --> 00:05:41,860 - Things will look brighter in the morning. 99 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,800 - * 100 00:05:53,460 --> 00:05:55,130 - Yeah, you're right. 101 00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:56,800 Things do look much brighter. 102 00:05:56,900 --> 00:06:00,400 - [laughs] 103 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:01,860 Here's your lunch. 104 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:06,260 - Weird health food? 105 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,900 - With all your allergies, yes. 106 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:13,260 Oh, and... 107 00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:14,130 Ta-da! 108 00:06:14,260 --> 00:06:15,260 - [groans] 109 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:16,330 - Your lucky first day sweater. 110 00:06:16,430 --> 00:06:19,300 - No, mom, I thought you burned that. 111 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,460 - You've worn it 112 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,060 on your first day for the last five years. 113 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,700 - And every year has been a complete disaster. 114 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,000 It kind of defeats the purpose of having a lucky sweater, 115 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:28,060 now doesn't it? 116 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,560 It's horrible, and it's too small, ma. 117 00:06:29,660 --> 00:06:30,330 I can't wear it. 118 00:06:30,430 --> 00:06:31,530 - No, it's not. 119 00:06:31,630 --> 00:06:34,600 It's perfect. 120 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:36,260 Your grandmother made it. 121 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,330 - And Nana is legally blind. 122 00:06:38,430 --> 00:06:40,960 Mom, okay, I'm not wearing it. 123 00:06:48,260 --> 00:06:50,100 I'm not. 124 00:06:50,260 --> 00:06:53,660 - * 125 00:06:58,840 --> 00:06:59,860 - Can I help you? 126 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,060 - I'm supposed to get a schedule. 127 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,660 - I'll pull it up for you. 128 00:07:08,140 --> 00:07:10,350 - Hi, everyone, I'm Caitlyn Crisp, 129 00:07:10,450 --> 00:07:13,710 reminding you that Forksley High is recycle friendly. 130 00:07:13,810 --> 00:07:15,380 We can save the planet. 131 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:17,080 We only have one Earth, you guys. 132 00:07:17,180 --> 00:07:19,710 So let's all pitch in and treat it right. 133 00:07:19,810 --> 00:07:22,980 The Earth likes you, and I like you, too. 134 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:26,110 - * 135 00:07:33,380 --> 00:07:35,080 - What's that? 136 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:36,710 - Your schedule. 137 00:07:36,810 --> 00:07:38,710 You just asked for it. 138 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,510 - Thank you. 139 00:07:44,610 --> 00:07:46,950 - [thunder rumbles] 140 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:58,550 - Pull it together, Davis. 141 00:07:58,650 --> 00:08:00,310 You can do this. 142 00:08:04,510 --> 00:08:05,850 Sorry, Nana. 143 00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:13,380 - CAITLYN: Hi, everyone. 144 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:14,510 It's Caitlyn Crisp again. 145 00:08:14,610 --> 00:08:16,450 And on this edition of "Caitlyn's World," 146 00:08:16,550 --> 00:08:17,450 I'll be talking about 147 00:08:17,550 --> 00:08:19,180 the hottest event of the season-- 148 00:08:19,310 --> 00:08:22,310 this fall's Sweetheart Dance at Forksley High. 149 00:08:22,350 --> 00:08:26,310 You don't want to miss a minute of it. 150 00:08:26,410 --> 00:08:27,650 - What's the matter? 151 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:30,450 That last blog that you posted on your site was amazing. 152 00:08:30,550 --> 00:08:31,650 - I know. 153 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:35,080 And I love that people love my videos. 154 00:08:35,180 --> 00:08:38,580 But still, I can't help but feel like there's something missing. 155 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:39,850 - What do you mean? 156 00:08:39,950 --> 00:08:41,710 - People in this school look to me 157 00:08:41,810 --> 00:08:43,310 to make their life more fulfilling. 158 00:08:43,410 --> 00:08:45,750 And I just keep giving them more of the same. 159 00:08:45,850 --> 00:08:47,750 There's got to be something new. 160 00:08:47,850 --> 00:08:51,210 - [struggling] 161 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:53,580 - I want adventure. 162 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:54,410 - Uh! 163 00:08:54,510 --> 00:08:55,650 - Excitement. 164 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:58,650 - [thunder rumbles] 165 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:00,680 - Maybe even danger. 166 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:04,510 - [struggling] 167 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:06,950 Ugh! 168 00:09:07,050 --> 00:09:09,850 - * 169 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:16,610 - DAVIS: Okay. 170 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:18,950 Let's do this. 171 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:20,380 - CAITLYN: I don't know what it is. 172 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,480 But I do know one thing. 173 00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:25,310 It's out there waiting for me. 174 00:09:25,350 --> 00:09:29,510 - [thunder rumbles] 175 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:35,380 - [door squeaks open] 176 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:36,550 - [gasps] 177 00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:39,350 - [thunder rumbles] 178 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,910 - [electricity buzzes] 179 00:09:55,850 --> 00:09:58,350 - Who are you? 180 00:09:58,450 --> 00:09:59,610 - I'm new. 181 00:09:59,710 --> 00:10:02,380 - Oh, the new guy. 182 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,980 You care to introduce yourself to the rest of the class? 183 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,680 - No. 184 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,450 - Good, take a seat. 185 00:10:09,550 --> 00:10:13,010 - * 186 00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:27,910 - [heavy breathing] 187 00:10:28,010 --> 00:10:30,850 - [indistinct chatter] 188 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:43,210 - [gulps] 189 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,250 - * 190 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,550 - Here, let me help. 191 00:10:57,410 --> 00:10:59,680 [giggles] 192 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:01,450 - Thanks. 193 00:11:01,550 --> 00:11:02,710 - Cool accent. 194 00:11:02,810 --> 00:11:04,210 Is it real? 195 00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:06,450 - Why would I fake an accent? 196 00:11:06,550 --> 00:11:08,610 - To sound cool. 197 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,410 - You think I sound cool? 198 00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:16,220 - See you around. 199 00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:19,310 There's definitely something interesting about him. 200 00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:20,950 - GIRL: Love the accent. 201 00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:33,380 - [bell rings] 202 00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:43,310 - [sighs] 203 00:11:56,910 --> 00:11:58,880 - [giggles] 204 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,310 - [sighs] 205 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,350 - How did you do that? 206 00:12:24,450 --> 00:12:27,310 - Do what? 207 00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:28,350 - Hey. 208 00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:29,850 Who are you? 209 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:34,150 - I--I--see ya. 210 00:12:36,810 --> 00:12:38,650 - Who was that guy? 211 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:40,650 - I don't know. 212 00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:54,180 - [heavy breathing] 213 00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:56,310 - CAITLYN: How did he get all the way down there? 214 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,380 - A vampire? 215 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,310 - I'm telling you. 216 00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:07,410 He didn't have a reflection. 217 00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:09,550 I didn't see it with my own eyes. 218 00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:12,380 He could be exactly what I'm looking for. 219 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,180 - What about Bon? 220 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:17,710 - The Bon's a little bit simple. 221 00:13:17,810 --> 00:13:18,650 [gasps] 222 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,510 Not you, Bon, another Bon. 223 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,310 He's so mysterious. 224 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:35,710 - Look at him trying to eat human food. 225 00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:39,310 - ALL: Aw. 226 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:40,480 - [gasps] 227 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:42,010 I have an idea. 228 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:47,580 - Bon, does that pizza have garlic in it? 229 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,410 - Yeah. 230 00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:52,080 - Perfect. 231 00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:55,310 I saw you weren't enjoying your food. 232 00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:58,580 You should have this instead. 233 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,350 - Wow, that's really nice of you and all, 234 00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:03,750 but I--I can't actually eat that. 235 00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:04,680 I'm allergic. 236 00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:06,310 - To the garlic? 237 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:10,180 - Uh, well...yeah, and the cheese 238 00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:12,580 and the yeast and-- 239 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,580 basically the whole pizza. 240 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,980 - Yeah, but one little bite can't hurt. 241 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,410 - Yeah, I mean, one bite can't hurt that much. 242 00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:22,810 I mean, how allergic can I really be? 243 00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:24,550 - Mm-hmm. 244 00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:31,580 - [kids laughing] 245 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,350 - Uh...it was delicious. 246 00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:38,550 Thanks. 247 00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:47,110 [sighs] 248 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,750 - No, I don't like it. 249 00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:56,950 - What, Bon? 250 00:14:57,050 --> 00:14:58,980 - The poster, I don't like. 251 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:02,410 - Uh, yeah, I don't like it either. 252 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,310 - Well, I guess you guys don't need me here for this. 253 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:05,880 I'm just gonna head out. 254 00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:07,150 - [laughing] 255 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,110 - We should take it down. 256 00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:09,150 - Yeah. 257 00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:12,480 - Wait, wait, guys. 258 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:13,910 We can talk about this, right? 259 00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:15,410 We can talk about this, please. 260 00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:17,610 - Did you see how he reacted to the garlic? 261 00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:18,580 - Everybody saw! 262 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,310 - [squeals] 263 00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:22,780 What happened to Bon and the guys? 264 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,080 [gasps] 265 00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:26,610 Oh, no! 266 00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:32,450 - [indistinct chatter] 267 00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:35,880 - [laughing] 268 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:47,150 - [gasps] 269 00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:49,310 - Oh my gosh. 270 00:15:49,410 --> 00:15:51,780 - O-M-G, he's sparkling. 271 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:55,010 Pics or it didn't happen. 272 00:15:55,110 --> 00:15:58,520 - [gasping] 273 00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:59,710 - You have to send that to me. 274 00:15:59,810 --> 00:16:02,950 [giggling] 275 00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:06,580 - Oh my gosh. 276 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,410 - Wow. 277 00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:12,310 - [doorbell rings] 278 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,150 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: Oh, please. 279 00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:21,610 Kill me now. 280 00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:23,310 - Come with me. 281 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,980 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: Looks like I'm gonna get my wish. 282 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,310 She does plan on killing me. 283 00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:33,310 Probably leave my body in the woods. 284 00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:36,150 - Do you feel like you can be honest with me? 285 00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:38,310 - Uh...sure. 286 00:16:38,350 --> 00:16:41,310 - You're pale and you dress strangely. 287 00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:43,110 - Oh, you're starting with the honesty. 288 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,680 - Tell me what you are. 289 00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:47,580 - What do you mean? 290 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,380 - You're awkward. 291 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,850 You really don't say anything interesting. 292 00:16:51,950 --> 00:16:56,080 - Oh, you should be a motivational speaker. 293 00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:59,680 - But I find myself drawn to you. 294 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,680 - What was that? 295 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,410 - You don't have a reflection in the mirror. 296 00:17:04,510 --> 00:17:05,580 You can't eat normal food. 297 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,880 And you sparkle in direct sunlight. 298 00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:09,510 - I sparkle? 299 00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:15,950 I'm sparkling. 300 00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:16,850 - Say it. 301 00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:17,780 - Say what? 302 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,010 - I know what you are. 303 00:17:19,110 --> 00:17:19,850 - You do? 304 00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:21,010 - Yes, I do. 305 00:17:21,110 --> 00:17:23,310 Say it out loud. 306 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:27,350 - Uh, I--I--I'm pale. 307 00:17:27,450 --> 00:17:29,450 No reflection. 308 00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:34,450 Uh, sparkling...like a vampire. 309 00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:35,080 - Uh! 310 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,680 It's true? 311 00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:43,010 - Sure. 312 00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:43,900 - [gasps] 313 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,580 Please promise to meet me by the first tree 314 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,880 at the school entrance at 8:30 tomorrow. 315 00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:48,780 - Okay. 316 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:54,750 - [squealing with joy] 317 00:17:54,850 --> 00:17:57,510 - [sighs] Oh, boy. 318 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:58,910 I'm dead. 319 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,710 - [sighs] 320 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,310 You look so cool. 321 00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:27,080 - Thanks. 322 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,450 - Let's go in. 323 00:18:28,550 --> 00:18:30,680 - We just walk in like in front of everyone? 324 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:31,810 - Mm-hmm. 325 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,410 Come on. 326 00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:39,380 - [indistinct chatter] 327 00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:46,210 - CAITLYN: Oh, hi, Bon. 328 00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:48,210 - BON: No way. 329 00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:50,680 - [indistinct chatter] 330 00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:04,950 - Is it true? 331 00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:06,550 - Is it true? 332 00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:13,810 What do you think? 333 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:21,180 - This is totally the most amazing thing 334 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:23,410 to ever happen at this cool. 335 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:28,710 It's true, Davis Pell is a really, actually... 336 00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:30,450 a vampire. 337 00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:40,610 - Psst. 338 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:45,600 Does this happen to you a lot? 339 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,350 Do you go to new schools and people think 340 00:19:47,450 --> 00:19:50,050 you're a supernatural creature? 341 00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:54,550 Oh, were you Rocky Raccoon at your last school? 342 00:19:54,650 --> 00:19:58,480 - What makes you think I'm not really a vampire? 343 00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:01,550 - You act like you're 14, not 400. 344 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:04,710 You go out during the day, which pretty much goes against 345 00:20:04,810 --> 00:20:07,080 the most basic tenant of vampire lure. 346 00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:10,410 And you are in no way suave. 347 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,910 Oh, yeah, and vampires aren't real. 348 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:30,380 Don't worry, I'm not going to say anything. 349 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,780 - Why not? 350 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,880 - Because you're making everybody look like idiots. 351 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:37,280 I kind of love that. 352 00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:39,300 But some advice. 353 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,080 You're going to have to step up your game 354 00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:43,650 if you want to keep this up. 355 00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,480 - * 356 00:21:10,910 --> 00:21:12,180 - Ah! 357 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,510 Ha! 358 00:21:32,050 --> 00:21:33,650 This isn't working. 359 00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:37,450 Wah, wah, ha, ha! 360 00:21:37,550 --> 00:21:39,380 Ugh, no, no. 361 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:43,480 - * 362 00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:46,480 - [phone beeps] 363 00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:56,660 - Hey, Vi. 364 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,000 Thanks for helping me out with this. 365 00:21:58,060 --> 00:21:59,580 You know, I've been up all night trying to figure 366 00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:00,780 this vampire thing out. 367 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,880 - Well, I decided if you're going to make a mockery 368 00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:06,180 of my school's social order, then I want in. 369 00:22:06,310 --> 00:22:07,550 And you definitely need my help. 370 00:22:07,650 --> 00:22:08,780 - That's true. 371 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,680 - Now, I'm going to get you looking the part, 372 00:22:11,780 --> 00:22:13,910 but you've got to get yourself sounding the part. 373 00:22:14,010 --> 00:22:17,210 Talk to me like you're really a vampire. 374 00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:19,550 - Okay. 375 00:22:19,650 --> 00:22:23,310 [in accent] I'm totally a vampire. 376 00:22:23,350 --> 00:22:25,710 - What was that? 377 00:22:25,810 --> 00:22:28,380 - It was a vampire. 378 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,810 - For someone who already has an accent, 379 00:22:30,910 --> 00:22:33,080 you're terrible at accents. 380 00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:36,210 - Okay, well, first off, I'm not the one with an accent. 381 00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:37,750 You are. - Oh. 382 00:22:37,850 --> 00:22:41,010 - And secondly, just tell me how I should sound. 383 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,650 - Okay. 384 00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:45,910 The modern vampire is more of a cross between 385 00:22:46,010 --> 00:22:48,810 a constipated model and a freshman poetry major. 386 00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:49,550 - What? 387 00:22:49,650 --> 00:22:51,710 - Okay, repeat after me. 388 00:22:51,810 --> 00:22:53,750 You wouldn't understand. 389 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:58,050 - You wouldn't understand. 390 00:22:58,150 --> 00:22:59,980 - More like you don't want to deal with anything. 391 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,350 - Should it really be this much work 392 00:23:01,450 --> 00:23:02,680 to seem like I don't care? 393 00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:04,850 - For you, yes. 394 00:23:11,050 --> 00:23:12,850 - Thanks for helping me pick out all these clothes. 395 00:23:12,950 --> 00:23:15,110 - No charge, Edward Cullen. 396 00:23:15,210 --> 00:23:16,150 [giggles] 397 00:23:16,310 --> 00:23:18,080 Okay, how's the vampire voice coming? 398 00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:18,710 - Oh. 399 00:23:18,810 --> 00:23:19,750 [clears throat] 400 00:23:19,850 --> 00:23:21,550 You wouldn't understand. 401 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:22,410 - [giggles] 402 00:23:22,510 --> 00:23:23,450 Not bad. 403 00:23:23,550 --> 00:23:24,940 - Yeah? 404 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,910 So what else is there to know about vampires? 405 00:23:27,010 --> 00:23:28,500 Like I know all the regular stuff 406 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:32,150 like wooden stakes and sunlight and all that stuff. 407 00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:34,310 But what else? 408 00:23:34,410 --> 00:23:36,210 - There's a couple things. 409 00:23:36,310 --> 00:23:40,210 For instance, vampires are terrified of rabbits. 410 00:23:40,310 --> 00:23:43,010 They're incapable of singing "Happy Birthday." 411 00:23:43,110 --> 00:23:45,310 Oh, and this is an important one. 412 00:23:45,350 --> 00:23:48,310 If you beat a vampire in a staring contest, 413 00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:50,510 it renders them powerless. 414 00:23:50,610 --> 00:23:52,450 - A staring contest? - Mm-hmm. 415 00:23:52,550 --> 00:23:54,080 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 416 00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:55,380 - I don't believe you. 417 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,480 - Fine, you don't have to believe me. 418 00:23:57,580 --> 00:23:59,150 Here's proof. 419 00:24:13,450 --> 00:24:14,380 - Doh! 420 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,150 Okay! 421 00:24:15,310 --> 00:24:16,210 - [laughing] 422 00:24:16,310 --> 00:24:17,650 - Okay, you win. 423 00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:19,880 But seriously, we really need to figure a way 424 00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:21,750 we can sell this at school. 425 00:24:21,850 --> 00:24:23,680 - Don't worry. 426 00:24:23,780 --> 00:24:25,910 I have a few ideas. 427 00:24:26,010 --> 00:24:28,480 Now you got the hair and the clothes. 428 00:24:28,580 --> 00:24:30,710 Okay, let's start with the basics. 429 00:24:30,810 --> 00:24:33,380 Wear these at all times. 430 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,680 - * 431 00:24:39,650 --> 00:24:42,480 - Perfect. 432 00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:44,910 - [yawns] 433 00:24:45,010 --> 00:24:46,210 - He showed me his fangs. 434 00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:47,110 [laughing] 435 00:24:47,210 --> 00:24:48,380 - GIRL: It's just like Edward. 436 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,480 - Oops. 437 00:24:49,580 --> 00:24:52,750 - GIRL: Oh my gosh, he's so cute. 438 00:24:52,850 --> 00:24:55,450 - Okay, vampires' eyes are always changing colors. 439 00:24:55,550 --> 00:24:58,850 So you're going to need to wear these contact lenses. 440 00:24:58,950 --> 00:24:59,550 - GIRL: There he is. 441 00:24:59,650 --> 00:25:01,850 Turn around. 442 00:25:01,950 --> 00:25:03,010 Look at his eyes. 443 00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:05,180 [giggling] 444 00:25:05,310 --> 00:25:06,550 - [laughs] 445 00:25:06,650 --> 00:25:09,610 - * 446 00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:11,350 - And on this edition of "Caitlyn's World," 447 00:25:11,450 --> 00:25:16,350 Forksley High's very own bloodsucker Davis Pell. 448 00:25:16,450 --> 00:25:17,810 - VI: Some vampires can fly. 449 00:25:17,910 --> 00:25:19,510 So we've got to get you off the ground. 450 00:25:19,610 --> 00:25:20,880 - Look! 451 00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:24,580 - * 452 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,380 - [laughs] Oh, yeah. 453 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,480 - [indistinct chatter] 454 00:25:27,580 --> 00:25:28,550 - There's no way. 455 00:25:28,650 --> 00:25:31,780 - * 456 00:25:40,850 --> 00:25:43,380 - [indistinct chatter] 457 00:25:47,010 --> 00:25:49,050 - How did he do that? 458 00:25:49,150 --> 00:25:53,540 - * 459 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:55,050 - CAITLYN: Today on "Caitlyn's World," 460 00:25:55,150 --> 00:25:57,850 I have a story you can really sink your teeth into. 461 00:25:57,950 --> 00:26:00,880 Davis Pell, undead and loving it. 462 00:26:00,980 --> 00:26:02,810 How old are you? 463 00:26:02,910 --> 00:26:04,650 - [laughing] 464 00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:08,680 Time...is for those waiting to die. 465 00:26:08,780 --> 00:26:10,350 - So true. 466 00:26:10,450 --> 00:26:11,980 So true. 467 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,950 And this week's winner of the smile contest is Davis Pell. 468 00:26:16,050 --> 00:26:19,550 Thanks to all my new followers for logging on to vote. 469 00:26:19,650 --> 00:26:22,610 Looking towards the future, will you be attending 470 00:26:22,710 --> 00:26:27,650 Forksley High's annual Sweetheart Dance? 471 00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:30,480 - If you'll be my date. 472 00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:31,480 - Of course. 473 00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:32,650 [giggling] 474 00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:36,180 - * 475 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,450 * So get your game on 476 00:26:43,550 --> 00:26:45,110 * Get, get your game on 477 00:26:45,210 --> 00:26:48,850 * 478 00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:03,150 * So get your game on 479 00:27:03,310 --> 00:27:05,210 * Get, get your game on * 480 00:27:05,310 --> 00:27:07,080 - This guy comes into our school, 481 00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:10,550 steals are girls, our friends, our pizza slices. 482 00:27:10,650 --> 00:27:11,650 Why? 483 00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:13,050 Because he's a vampire. 484 00:27:13,150 --> 00:27:14,350 Well, I'm a quarterback. 485 00:27:14,450 --> 00:27:15,350 And I was here first. 486 00:27:15,450 --> 00:27:15,980 - Yeah! 487 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,150 Let's go, baby! 488 00:27:17,310 --> 00:27:18,880 Whoo! 489 00:27:22,710 --> 00:27:25,380 - I was more complaining. 490 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,210 It wasn't really anything to get excited about. 491 00:27:28,310 --> 00:27:31,080 - You were using your huddle voice. 492 00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:32,580 - Is that what I sound like? 493 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,310 - Hey, I have an idea. 494 00:27:34,410 --> 00:27:37,310 I have this uncle who's way into vampires. 495 00:27:37,410 --> 00:27:38,310 He can maybe help us. 496 00:27:38,380 --> 00:27:39,110 - Call him. 497 00:27:39,210 --> 00:27:40,350 - Okay. 498 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,710 But I have to warn you. 499 00:27:43,810 --> 00:27:44,580 He's a little weird. 500 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,450 - Call him! 501 00:27:46,550 --> 00:27:48,410 - [phone ringing] 502 00:27:54,310 --> 00:27:55,880 - Hello? 503 00:27:55,980 --> 00:27:57,380 - BOY: Uncle Derrick? 504 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,510 - Oh? 505 00:27:59,610 --> 00:28:04,780 - Is this...Baron Von Awesome? 506 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,610 - [giggles] 507 00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:11,950 If what you're saying is true, and I have been noticing 508 00:28:12,050 --> 00:28:16,080 a number of signs indicating just such an occurrence, 509 00:28:16,180 --> 00:28:21,750 I will stalk the monster and I will kill it. 510 00:28:21,850 --> 00:28:23,580 - How do we know you can do it? 511 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,410 What's your story? 512 00:28:25,510 --> 00:28:27,750 - My story? 513 00:28:27,850 --> 00:28:30,310 [laughing] 514 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,480 I was born in a graveyard at midnight. 515 00:28:37,580 --> 00:28:38,880 - Whoa. 516 00:28:38,980 --> 00:28:42,310 - And still an infant, I was abandoned. 517 00:28:42,410 --> 00:28:45,680 I found myself nursing from a mother emu. 518 00:28:45,780 --> 00:28:49,680 She took me in, and her family raised me as her own. 519 00:28:49,780 --> 00:28:52,310 They taught me how to hunt. 520 00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:53,610 And how to kill. 521 00:28:53,710 --> 00:28:56,980 - What does any of this have to do with vampires? 522 00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:00,480 - My skills are vast, I assure you. 523 00:29:00,580 --> 00:29:03,580 I have the yellow belt in nine different forms of "ka-ra-tay," 524 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,310 which technically makes me a third degree black belt. 525 00:29:07,350 --> 00:29:08,850 And I've defeated the game Castlevania, 526 00:29:08,950 --> 00:29:10,080 every version of it. 527 00:29:10,180 --> 00:29:14,510 And I have seen the movie "Van Helsing" 47 times! 528 00:29:14,610 --> 00:29:16,050 And I hated that movie. 529 00:29:16,150 --> 00:29:17,610 - That--that's all great, 530 00:29:17,710 --> 00:29:19,580 but how is it going to help you get this guy? 531 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,750 - [laughs] 532 00:29:21,850 --> 00:29:23,480 Mark my words. 533 00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:26,150 I will hunt this creature down to the ends of the world. 534 00:29:26,310 --> 00:29:28,750 There is nowhere he can hide. 535 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:32,310 - Finding him won't be a problem. 536 00:29:32,410 --> 00:29:33,680 - Excellent. 537 00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:43,750 - Which one is he? 538 00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:46,980 - He's right there. 539 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,180 - Excellent. 540 00:29:49,310 --> 00:29:50,950 - So, what's your plan? 541 00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:53,210 - This container is filled with water 542 00:29:53,310 --> 00:29:56,510 caught from the base of the Carpathian Mountains. 543 00:29:56,610 --> 00:29:59,550 It is renowned for its vampire-killing properties. 544 00:29:59,650 --> 00:30:03,480 When I spill it on him, it's going to be poof... 545 00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:05,550 goodbye, vampire boy! 546 00:30:05,650 --> 00:30:06,680 [laughing] 547 00:30:06,780 --> 00:30:08,510 - [laughing] 548 00:30:08,610 --> 00:30:09,880 - Sssh, sssh, sh, sh. 549 00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:11,450 Sssh. 550 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:19,080 Hello! 551 00:30:22,050 --> 00:30:22,880 - Can I help you? 552 00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:23,910 - Yeah. 553 00:30:24,010 --> 00:30:26,780 I am the water delivery person. 554 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,050 And I'm here to deliver the water. 555 00:30:30,150 --> 00:30:31,210 - TEACHER: No water here. 556 00:30:31,310 --> 00:30:34,250 You probably want the teacher's lounge. 557 00:30:34,350 --> 00:30:39,610 - Or perhaps--or perhaps it was right here! 558 00:30:39,710 --> 00:30:40,610 - [gasps] 559 00:30:40,710 --> 00:30:44,350 - Ah! 560 00:30:44,450 --> 00:30:45,710 Evil creature! 561 00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:49,250 [manically laughing] 562 00:30:49,350 --> 00:30:54,480 Drink this up you nasty, smelly thing from beyond! 563 00:30:54,580 --> 00:30:59,610 [unintelligible] terror. 564 00:31:09,010 --> 00:31:09,810 Yeah. 565 00:31:15,980 --> 00:31:17,080 - Mm. 566 00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:18,450 I guess we're gonna need a mop. 567 00:31:21,850 --> 00:31:24,050 - Hey, Vi. 568 00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:27,550 - So, this is what your lair looks like. 569 00:31:27,650 --> 00:31:30,810 I expected more candelabras and flowy curtains. 570 00:31:30,910 --> 00:31:32,550 - Ha, ha, very funny. 571 00:31:32,650 --> 00:31:34,550 - [laughs] 572 00:31:34,650 --> 00:31:39,010 - So...how do I look? 573 00:31:39,110 --> 00:31:42,550 - Not to feed your already rapidly growing ego, 574 00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:45,950 but you do look relatively presentable tonight. 575 00:31:46,050 --> 00:31:47,680 - [laughs] You're so sweet. 576 00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:48,550 - Mmm. 577 00:31:48,650 --> 00:31:50,110 [giggles] 578 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:55,850 So...what's with all the telescopes? 579 00:31:55,950 --> 00:31:59,710 - They're kaleidoscopes. 580 00:31:59,810 --> 00:32:01,750 - Why do you have all of them? 581 00:32:01,850 --> 00:32:05,310 - Oh, well, my mom gets me one every time we move. 582 00:32:05,380 --> 00:32:07,810 - Wow, you do move a lot. 583 00:32:07,910 --> 00:32:09,310 - [laughs] 584 00:32:09,350 --> 00:32:14,080 Yeah, I know it's weird, but it makes my mom happy, so... 585 00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:19,750 and actually, I--I kind of like them, too. 586 00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:24,580 They're pretty much the only things I really have 587 00:32:24,620 --> 00:32:26,620 from all the places that I've lived. 588 00:32:33,580 --> 00:32:35,980 - I don't think they're weird at all. 589 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,210 I like them. 590 00:32:37,310 --> 00:32:40,650 They're cool. 591 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,310 - Thanks. 592 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:49,110 - So... 593 00:32:49,210 --> 00:32:50,680 [giggles] 594 00:32:52,410 --> 00:32:55,050 You got your dancing shoes on? 595 00:32:55,150 --> 00:32:58,680 - [chuckles] I don't know about that one. 596 00:32:58,780 --> 00:33:01,080 - Oh, of course. 597 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,210 Get over here. 598 00:33:02,310 --> 00:33:03,380 - What? Why? 599 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,410 - I'm going to teach you how to slow dance. 600 00:33:06,510 --> 00:33:10,010 - What makes you think that I--? 601 00:33:10,110 --> 00:33:11,310 Okay. 602 00:33:11,350 --> 00:33:12,880 I don't know how to slow dance. 603 00:33:12,980 --> 00:33:14,110 - [giggles] 604 00:33:14,210 --> 00:33:15,940 Okay, so you're going to put your hands there. 605 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:16,520 - Yeah. 606 00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:18,350 - And I'll put my hands there. 607 00:33:18,450 --> 00:33:20,810 You rock back and forth. 608 00:33:20,910 --> 00:33:22,450 You can start to spin. 609 00:33:22,550 --> 00:33:25,350 - Okay. 610 00:33:25,450 --> 00:33:28,080 - And you can occasionally look at the girl. 611 00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:29,350 [laughing] Yeah. 612 00:33:29,450 --> 00:33:33,080 - [laughing] Yeah. 613 00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:35,810 Am--am I doing it right? 614 00:33:35,910 --> 00:33:37,050 - Yeah. 615 00:33:37,150 --> 00:33:40,210 - * 616 00:33:43,850 --> 00:33:44,810 - [horn honks] 617 00:33:44,910 --> 00:33:46,510 - MOM: Davis, your girlfriend's here. 618 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,710 - Bye. 619 00:34:01,810 --> 00:34:03,610 - Hey. 620 00:34:03,710 --> 00:34:06,450 You should come to the dance tonight. 621 00:34:06,550 --> 00:34:09,080 - Definitely not my scene. 622 00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:13,310 - There's a good chance I might make a fool of myself. 623 00:34:13,350 --> 00:34:15,850 - Slightly more tempting. 624 00:34:15,950 --> 00:34:17,980 - [laughs] 625 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:19,380 - But alas, I don't have anything 626 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:24,510 quite darling enough to wear to such an occasion. 627 00:34:24,610 --> 00:34:26,750 - Well, I'm sure you'd look good in anything you wore. 628 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:34,850 Anyways, see ya. 629 00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:41,520 - CAITLYN: You look great. 630 00:34:41,850 --> 00:34:42,750 - DAVIS: Thanks. 631 00:34:42,850 --> 00:34:46,850 You, too. 632 00:34:46,950 --> 00:34:49,480 - [engine starts] 633 00:34:51,910 --> 00:34:55,510 - * 634 00:34:55,610 --> 00:34:58,850 - [indistinct cheering] 635 00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:02,480 - [applause] 636 00:35:02,580 --> 00:35:04,080 - Let's go sit down. 637 00:35:09,610 --> 00:35:12,710 - * 638 00:35:17,510 --> 00:35:22,110 - You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. 639 00:35:22,210 --> 00:35:24,050 - In all your lives? 640 00:35:24,150 --> 00:35:26,150 - [laughs] Yes. 641 00:35:26,310 --> 00:35:28,050 In every single one of 'em. 642 00:35:28,150 --> 00:35:31,950 - [giggles] 643 00:35:32,050 --> 00:35:32,980 - That's not fair. 644 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:33,710 That's my girl. 645 00:35:33,810 --> 00:35:34,750 - Okay. 646 00:35:34,850 --> 00:35:36,350 You know I am the head cheerleader. 647 00:35:36,450 --> 00:35:37,850 - Quiet, Not Caitlyn. 648 00:35:37,950 --> 00:35:40,910 - Ugh! 649 00:35:41,010 --> 00:35:41,880 - Hey, hey. 650 00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:43,050 Check it out. 651 00:35:43,150 --> 00:35:44,710 - [whistling] 652 00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:45,950 Hello. 653 00:35:52,110 --> 00:35:53,310 - Oh, hey. 654 00:35:53,410 --> 00:35:54,550 Have you see Davis? 655 00:35:54,650 --> 00:35:55,880 - No. 656 00:35:55,980 --> 00:35:58,310 - Hello, everyone, can I have your attention, please? 657 00:35:58,410 --> 00:36:01,780 It is now time to announce the Sweetheart Couple. 658 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,380 Now there were a lot of really cute couples this year. 659 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,310 But unfortunately, there can only be one. 660 00:36:07,410 --> 00:36:12,310 This year's Mr. and Miss Sweetheart are... 661 00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:14,810 Caitlyn Crisp and Davis Pell! 662 00:36:14,910 --> 00:36:18,780 - [crowd cheering] 663 00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:53,750 - And now for the spotlight dance. 664 00:36:53,850 --> 00:36:55,650 - [applause] 665 00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:58,950 - * 666 00:37:21,050 --> 00:37:21,910 - [music changes] 667 00:37:22,010 --> 00:37:23,680 - Ooh, my gosh, I love this song! 668 00:37:23,780 --> 00:37:25,780 I have to go get the girls. 669 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:30,480 - * 670 00:37:30,580 --> 00:37:34,080 * Buckle up and hold on tight * 671 00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:40,310 * All abroad on this endless ride to forever * 672 00:37:40,380 --> 00:37:45,680 * Until forever 673 00:37:45,780 --> 00:37:49,080 * Every night I feel so alive 674 00:37:49,180 --> 00:37:52,180 * These are the signs of the endless night * 675 00:37:52,310 --> 00:37:55,510 * Forever 676 00:37:55,610 --> 00:37:58,310 * Until forever 677 00:37:58,350 --> 00:38:00,980 * 678 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:05,850 - [cheering] 679 00:38:24,580 --> 00:38:26,650 - Why aren't you doing anything? 680 00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:28,240 - This guy is a clever one. 681 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,680 My plan is to study him 682 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:30,750 and then destroy him! 683 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:33,310 - Oh, you are so fired! 684 00:38:33,350 --> 00:38:38,010 - * 685 00:38:38,110 --> 00:38:41,110 * Forever 686 00:38:41,210 --> 00:38:43,850 * Until forever 687 00:38:43,950 --> 00:38:45,480 * And ever 688 00:38:45,580 --> 00:38:47,850 * And ever 689 00:38:47,950 --> 00:38:53,550 ** 690 00:39:04,110 --> 00:39:07,210 - [crowd cheering] 691 00:39:15,980 --> 00:39:17,350 - [laughing] 692 00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:23,210 - CAITLYN: Tonight was so much fun. 693 00:39:23,310 --> 00:39:26,310 - Yeah, it was the best. 694 00:39:26,380 --> 00:39:29,750 Caitlyn, there's something I need to talk to you about. 695 00:39:29,850 --> 00:39:31,080 - Oh, no, not tonight. 696 00:39:31,180 --> 00:39:32,780 Uh, I'm exhausted. 697 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:34,450 Let's talk about it tomorrow, okay? 698 00:39:34,550 --> 00:39:36,980 - No, no, no. 699 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,310 It's important. 700 00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:40,310 And I've been meaning to tell you this for a while now, 701 00:39:40,350 --> 00:39:42,550 I just didn't know how. 702 00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:44,120 - You want to make our relationship official? 703 00:39:44,150 --> 00:39:44,910 - No. 704 00:39:45,010 --> 00:39:48,480 No, I mean, yes, of course I do. 705 00:39:48,580 --> 00:39:49,350 It's just that-- 706 00:39:49,450 --> 00:39:50,350 - No, no, no, no. 707 00:39:50,450 --> 00:39:51,550 I'm too excited. 708 00:39:51,650 --> 00:39:52,880 I have to go tell the girls. 709 00:39:52,980 --> 00:39:54,310 [gasps] 710 00:39:54,410 --> 00:39:56,380 Come over to my house on Friday, and we'll go over everything, 711 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,050 okay? 712 00:39:59,150 --> 00:39:59,910 - Yeah. 713 00:40:00,010 --> 00:40:01,150 Okay, great. 714 00:40:17,460 --> 00:40:18,840 - GIRL: Do you really think that Caitlyn's 715 00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:20,050 going to go through with it? 716 00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:21,150 - Why wouldn't she? 717 00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:22,150 Wouldn't you? 718 00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:23,380 - GIRL: Totally. 719 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,880 It's like the coolest thing to happen to anyone. 720 00:40:26,980 --> 00:40:30,550 - I can't believe Davis Pell is going to turn Caitlyn Crisp 721 00:40:30,650 --> 00:40:32,650 into a vampire. 722 00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:34,350 I'm so jealous. 723 00:40:40,660 --> 00:40:42,840 - Caitlyn is telling everybody that you're going to turn her 724 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:44,350 into a vampire on Friday. 725 00:40:44,450 --> 00:40:45,610 - What? 726 00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:47,250 Oh, come on, she can't actually believe that. 727 00:40:47,350 --> 00:40:49,910 - Uh, you're talking about the girl that already believes 728 00:40:50,010 --> 00:40:52,010 you're a real-life vampire. 729 00:40:52,110 --> 00:40:54,880 She's expecting you to bite her on the neck 730 00:40:54,980 --> 00:40:57,210 and turn her into a vampire. 731 00:40:57,310 --> 00:40:58,350 You can't let this go on. 732 00:40:58,450 --> 00:40:59,350 It's too far. 733 00:40:59,450 --> 00:41:00,550 - I tried to tell her. 734 00:41:00,650 --> 00:41:03,680 - But you didn't. 735 00:41:03,780 --> 00:41:05,850 - I thought we were having fun. 736 00:41:05,950 --> 00:41:10,350 - Davis, you're the only one who's having fun anymore. 737 00:41:10,450 --> 00:41:12,050 - Oh, I see now. 738 00:41:12,150 --> 00:41:13,380 You're jealous. 739 00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,510 - [giggles] 740 00:41:14,610 --> 00:41:16,110 You think I'm jealous of Caitlyn? 741 00:41:16,210 --> 00:41:17,310 - No. 742 00:41:17,410 --> 00:41:19,810 I think you're jealous of me for being popular. 743 00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:23,550 Why would you be jealous of Caitlyn? 744 00:41:23,650 --> 00:41:25,680 - No reason. 745 00:41:25,780 --> 00:41:27,710 No reason at all. 746 00:41:27,810 --> 00:41:29,850 Have a great time Friday night. 747 00:41:39,710 --> 00:41:43,110 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: Okay, here we go. 748 00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:44,140 - [knocking on door] 749 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,780 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: I don't know what I'm worrying about. 750 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,380 I mean, she likes me, right? 751 00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,010 I can just confess, 752 00:41:49,110 --> 00:41:50,980 and we can just put all of this behind us. 753 00:41:56,310 --> 00:41:57,850 Hey, Caitlyn. 754 00:41:57,950 --> 00:42:01,310 I've got something to confess to you. 755 00:42:01,350 --> 00:42:04,710 I'm not really a vampire. 756 00:42:04,810 --> 00:42:06,310 - Oh, Davis. 757 00:42:06,410 --> 00:42:07,880 I don't care about that. 758 00:42:07,980 --> 00:42:10,080 I like you for you. 759 00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:11,480 Now kiss me. 760 00:42:18,510 --> 00:42:20,980 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: Come on, Davis, hold it together. 761 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,750 Just tell her the truth, and everything will be fine. 762 00:42:23,850 --> 00:42:25,580 Besides, she can't really think 763 00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,180 I'm going to turn her into a vampire. 764 00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:33,450 Uh-oh. 765 00:42:43,910 --> 00:42:46,480 It looks like you've got a nice place here. 766 00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:48,310 If I could actually see anything. 767 00:42:48,380 --> 00:42:49,980 - Come. 768 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,880 - Caitlyn, there's--there's something 769 00:42:51,980 --> 00:42:54,110 I've been meaning to tell you. 770 00:43:16,650 --> 00:43:19,310 - Bite me. 771 00:43:19,410 --> 00:43:21,910 - Uh, well...you see, 772 00:43:22,010 --> 00:43:23,780 there's something that I really need to tell you. 773 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,480 - Ssh, don't spoil the moment with your talking. 774 00:43:26,580 --> 00:43:27,910 Just do it. 775 00:43:30,580 --> 00:43:32,050 - Okay. 776 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:44,310 Ugh, Caitlyn, there's a whole bunch of people here. 777 00:43:46,310 --> 00:43:47,410 - Mm-hmm. 778 00:43:47,510 --> 00:43:49,080 Better not disappoint. 779 00:43:57,510 --> 00:43:59,480 - I have to pee. 780 00:43:59,580 --> 00:44:01,350 - [groans] 781 00:44:26,810 --> 00:44:27,610 - Ready? 782 00:44:28,850 --> 00:44:30,310 - Mm-mm. 783 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,450 - [screams] 784 00:44:42,950 --> 00:44:45,710 - How does it feel? 785 00:44:45,810 --> 00:44:48,310 - It doesn't really feel like anything. 786 00:44:48,410 --> 00:44:50,610 - Uh, that's how it's supposed to feel. 787 00:44:50,710 --> 00:44:51,910 That means it's working. 788 00:44:52,010 --> 00:44:54,780 That means it's working! 789 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,580 - GIRL: You didn't even bite her. 790 00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,550 - He can't turn her. 791 00:44:59,650 --> 00:45:01,380 - May--maybe it just didn't take. 792 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:02,010 I'll try again. 793 00:45:02,110 --> 00:45:03,310 Let me try again. 794 00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:10,580 - [gasps] 795 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,310 - It's ketchup. 796 00:45:15,350 --> 00:45:16,310 I knew it. 797 00:45:16,350 --> 00:45:18,410 He's a liar! 798 00:45:18,510 --> 00:45:20,310 He's a faker! 799 00:45:20,380 --> 00:45:21,850 - DAVIS: Dude, it was just a joke. 800 00:45:21,950 --> 00:45:24,550 Guys, it's just me Davis. 801 00:45:24,650 --> 00:45:26,510 It's just me Davis, guys. 802 00:45:26,610 --> 00:45:27,910 It's just me Davis. 803 00:45:28,010 --> 00:45:29,610 Guys, I was joking. 804 00:45:29,710 --> 00:45:30,680 It was a joke. 805 00:45:30,780 --> 00:45:31,680 We can talk about this, right? 806 00:45:31,780 --> 00:45:34,680 Can't you take a joke? 807 00:45:34,780 --> 00:45:36,580 - [crowd oohs] 808 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,650 - [gasps] I guess he wasn't a vampire after all. 809 00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:41,380 Come on. 810 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,380 - * 811 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,580 - That is just what he wants you to think. 812 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,610 His time will come. 813 00:45:49,710 --> 00:45:51,410 [chuckles] 814 00:46:09,780 --> 00:46:11,380 - Hey, honey. 815 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:11,950 - DAVIS: [groans] 816 00:46:12,050 --> 00:46:13,110 - You okay? 817 00:46:17,180 --> 00:46:19,110 - [sighs] Yeah. 818 00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:21,660 I'm just gonna go to bed. 819 00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:23,040 - Are you sure you're all right? 820 00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:26,450 - DAVIS: Yes, mom, I'm fine. 821 00:46:26,550 --> 00:46:28,350 - [sighs] 822 00:46:28,450 --> 00:46:31,710 I know it's tough on you sometimes 823 00:46:31,810 --> 00:46:37,010 with all the moving and the changes. 824 00:46:37,110 --> 00:46:40,750 I am sorry you have to go through that all the time. 825 00:46:40,850 --> 00:46:41,980 - Okay. 826 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,550 Thanks. 827 00:47:00,310 --> 00:47:01,350 - Do you know why 828 00:47:01,450 --> 00:47:05,380 I get you a kaleidoscope every time we move? 829 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,480 - Why, mom? 830 00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:11,610 - Because you look in it, and it's beautiful. 831 00:47:14,350 --> 00:47:19,310 But the slightest turn of the wheel... 832 00:47:19,350 --> 00:47:24,680 can change everything. 833 00:47:24,780 --> 00:47:27,710 Thing is, that change 834 00:47:27,810 --> 00:47:30,580 can be beautiful, too. 835 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,210 Sometimes maybe even more beautiful 836 00:47:32,310 --> 00:47:34,910 than it was before. 837 00:47:35,010 --> 00:47:37,850 - This change stinks. 838 00:47:37,950 --> 00:47:41,480 - I know. 839 00:47:41,580 --> 00:47:44,950 You know, with everything that's happened since you arrived, 840 00:47:45,050 --> 00:47:47,910 I'm sure there's something here 841 00:47:48,010 --> 00:47:51,310 you think is beautiful. 842 00:47:51,350 --> 00:47:55,680 - * 843 00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:24,940 - [indistinct chatter] 844 00:48:25,060 --> 00:48:26,520 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: Have you ever really 845 00:48:26,540 --> 00:48:28,210 not wanted to go to school? 846 00:48:28,310 --> 00:48:31,710 Like you have a zit or a test you didn't study for? 847 00:48:31,810 --> 00:48:34,310 - Loser! 848 00:48:34,350 --> 00:48:36,110 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: This was like all those times combined. 849 00:48:36,210 --> 00:48:37,380 - Liar! 850 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:41,710 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: Times like 40 billion. 851 00:48:41,810 --> 00:48:43,210 - Jerk! 852 00:48:57,110 --> 00:48:58,850 - Okay, it sounds great. 853 00:48:58,950 --> 00:49:00,110 - Okay, stop it right there. 854 00:49:00,310 --> 00:49:02,110 Yeah, no, add that to the second clip. 855 00:49:02,210 --> 00:49:03,510 - Like a vampire. 856 00:49:03,610 --> 00:49:04,480 - It's true? 857 00:49:04,580 --> 00:49:05,910 - Yeah. 858 00:49:06,010 --> 00:49:07,110 - CAITLYN: Play it back. 859 00:49:07,210 --> 00:49:09,110 Please promise to meet me by the first tree-- 860 00:49:09,210 --> 00:49:12,750 - Hey, Caitlyn. 861 00:49:12,850 --> 00:49:15,180 - What are you doing here? 862 00:49:15,310 --> 00:49:17,310 - I don't remember there being any cameras there. 863 00:49:17,410 --> 00:49:19,080 What are you working on? 864 00:49:19,180 --> 00:49:20,810 - Nothing. 865 00:49:20,910 --> 00:49:22,410 It has nothing to do with you. 866 00:49:22,510 --> 00:49:23,850 - I'm not too sure that's true. 867 00:49:23,950 --> 00:49:24,780 - Would you just go? 868 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,880 I can't even look at you. 869 00:49:26,980 --> 00:49:28,210 - [sighs] 870 00:49:28,310 --> 00:49:31,580 - DAVIS: Okay, I just--I just wanted to tell you 871 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:35,810 that what I did was wrong, and I'm a complete goon. 872 00:49:35,910 --> 00:49:40,550 And...I'm sorry. 873 00:49:40,650 --> 00:49:45,310 - No, Davis, I'm sorry...for you. 874 00:49:45,410 --> 00:49:47,610 You're a sad person, and you should go. 875 00:49:52,950 --> 00:49:54,380 - Yeah. 876 00:50:00,980 --> 00:50:02,080 - CAITLYN: Get back to work. 877 00:50:02,180 --> 00:50:03,810 I'm gonna check my site. 878 00:50:03,910 --> 00:50:04,980 [gasps] Oh my gosh! 879 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:06,350 Ten thousand subscribers! 880 00:50:06,450 --> 00:50:07,550 I've gone national! 881 00:50:07,650 --> 00:50:09,810 - [cheering] 882 00:50:09,910 --> 00:50:11,780 - Oh, I just lost one. 883 00:50:16,580 --> 00:50:18,450 - [sighs] 884 00:50:29,750 --> 00:50:30,950 - Psst, hey. 885 00:50:31,050 --> 00:50:32,580 - What do you want? 886 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:35,210 Need more footage of me acting like a jerk? 887 00:50:35,310 --> 00:50:37,880 - No, I've got plenty of that. 888 00:50:37,980 --> 00:50:39,350 I want to give you something. 889 00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:44,680 - What is it? 890 00:50:44,780 --> 00:50:45,780 - Just watch. 891 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,850 It'll help you, believe me. 892 00:50:47,950 --> 00:50:49,850 - Why are you helping me? 893 00:50:49,950 --> 00:50:51,480 - [sighs] 894 00:50:53,350 --> 00:50:56,380 I too know what it's like to try to be someone you're not 895 00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,210 for a woman's affections. 896 00:50:58,310 --> 00:51:01,210 - For Rita? 897 00:51:01,310 --> 00:51:03,910 - I like her, but I hate video cameras. 898 00:51:23,310 --> 00:51:24,780 - Cut. 899 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:25,510 Did you get that? 900 00:51:25,610 --> 00:51:26,780 - BOY: Yeah, I got it. 901 00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,210 - You better have, because I'm not doing it again. 902 00:51:29,310 --> 00:51:32,510 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: Here it was, the ugly truth. 903 00:51:32,610 --> 00:51:35,380 And no daydream could ever cover it up. 904 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,080 What I saw in that video was so shocking, 905 00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:40,780 so mind blowing, so life altering, 906 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:44,210 if I ever hope to show my face at that school again, 907 00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:47,150 I had to show everyone what I had just seen. 908 00:51:47,310 --> 00:51:49,980 I had to fix everything. 909 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,710 But how? 910 00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:55,610 - * 911 00:52:19,180 --> 00:52:21,610 - MAN: Whoo-ha-ha-ha! 912 00:52:21,710 --> 00:52:23,080 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: I had set a plan in motion 913 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:24,480 for the Creepy Carnival. 914 00:52:24,580 --> 00:52:27,680 And I had just the right costume. 915 00:52:27,780 --> 00:52:32,310 Actually, it was my only costume. 916 00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:33,680 - Ooh. 917 00:52:33,780 --> 00:52:37,380 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: Now it was go time. 918 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:39,310 But first things first. 919 00:52:39,350 --> 00:52:42,750 - * 920 00:52:49,710 --> 00:52:50,810 - Dracula? 921 00:52:50,910 --> 00:52:52,350 Really? 922 00:52:52,450 --> 00:52:54,350 - Don't be afraid. 923 00:52:54,450 --> 00:52:57,580 I'm not actually a vampire. 924 00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:59,210 - I gotta get back to the haunted house. 925 00:52:59,310 --> 00:53:00,980 - No, wait. 926 00:53:02,810 --> 00:53:05,310 I just wanted to tell you that 927 00:53:05,380 --> 00:53:07,410 when I started doing all of this, 928 00:53:07,510 --> 00:53:10,610 all this pretending... 929 00:53:10,710 --> 00:53:12,180 I thought it'd be the only way 930 00:53:12,310 --> 00:53:14,650 that I'd finally get some real friends. 931 00:53:14,750 --> 00:53:16,850 - I'd say you made plenty. 932 00:53:16,950 --> 00:53:19,880 - No. 933 00:53:19,980 --> 00:53:21,550 Just one. 934 00:53:34,850 --> 00:53:37,950 Here, I want you to have this. 935 00:53:49,410 --> 00:53:52,410 Anyways, I'll--I'll talk to you later. 936 00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:20,910 "Sometimes I pretend things are what they really aren't. 937 00:54:21,010 --> 00:54:23,810 "But with you, I don't need to pretend. 938 00:54:23,910 --> 00:54:26,410 "You make real life way better than make believe. 939 00:54:26,510 --> 00:54:28,210 Davis." 940 00:54:34,110 --> 00:54:37,610 - [applause] 941 00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:44,150 - Hi, everyone. 942 00:54:44,310 --> 00:54:47,110 And welcome to Forksley High's Creepy Carnival. 943 00:54:47,210 --> 00:54:48,480 Tonight, we'll be showing 944 00:54:48,580 --> 00:54:50,640 "The Revenge of the Creature from the Black Lagoon." 945 00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:54,080 - [crowd booing] 946 00:54:54,180 --> 00:54:55,210 - What are you doing here? 947 00:54:55,310 --> 00:54:57,580 - [crowd booing] 948 00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,880 - Everyone, I've got something to tell you. 949 00:55:00,980 --> 00:55:02,710 I have something to show you. 950 00:55:02,810 --> 00:55:06,810 - [booing continues] 951 00:55:06,910 --> 00:55:08,480 - Liar! 952 00:55:08,580 --> 00:55:10,110 - Liar! 953 00:55:10,210 --> 00:55:11,380 - Loser! 954 00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:13,910 - Loser! 955 00:55:14,010 --> 00:55:16,210 Lame-o! 956 00:55:16,310 --> 00:55:20,650 Those are all names that I deserve to be called. 957 00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:22,650 And those are just the Ls. 958 00:55:22,750 --> 00:55:27,150 I owe all of you a sincere apology. 959 00:55:27,310 --> 00:55:30,110 Except for one person. 960 00:55:30,210 --> 00:55:31,610 Caitlyn Crisp. 961 00:55:31,710 --> 00:55:33,110 - [crowd gasps] 962 00:55:33,210 --> 00:55:37,910 - Caitlyn Crisp has used and lied to every single one of us. 963 00:55:38,010 --> 00:55:40,580 And I have proof. 964 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:44,980 This is what Caitlyn Crisp really is. 965 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:46,880 - * 966 00:55:46,980 --> 00:55:48,980 - [crowd ahs] 967 00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:52,110 - [woman screams] 968 00:55:52,210 --> 00:55:55,050 - [indistinct chatter] 969 00:55:55,150 --> 00:55:57,610 - Okay, that's--that's obviously not Caitlyn Crisp. 970 00:55:57,710 --> 00:56:01,410 That is the Creature from the Black Lagoon. 971 00:56:01,510 --> 00:56:03,080 Looks pretty good. 972 00:56:03,180 --> 00:56:06,750 - I don't know what this hurtful liar is trying to prove, 973 00:56:06,850 --> 00:56:09,510 but we can all agree it's pathetic. 974 00:56:09,610 --> 00:56:14,410 - [audience agrees] 975 00:56:14,510 --> 00:56:15,450 - Cut. 976 00:56:15,550 --> 00:56:16,350 Did you get that? 977 00:56:16,450 --> 00:56:17,180 - BOY: Yeah, I got it. 978 00:56:17,310 --> 00:56:18,210 - Is that thing off? 979 00:56:18,310 --> 00:56:19,010 - BOY: I turned it off. 980 00:56:19,110 --> 00:56:20,910 - Good. 981 00:56:21,010 --> 00:56:23,710 You know, I just can't stop thinking about all these idiots 982 00:56:23,810 --> 00:56:26,810 who actually believe this vampire stuff is real. 983 00:56:26,910 --> 00:56:31,150 What a bunch of boosers and followers. 984 00:56:31,310 --> 00:56:32,850 - What? 985 00:56:32,950 --> 00:56:36,050 - Are you helping Davis take down Caitlyn? 986 00:56:36,150 --> 00:56:38,750 - Kinda. 987 00:56:38,850 --> 00:56:41,740 - I didn't think you had it in you. 988 00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:43,960 - Of course all the students at school are sheep 989 00:56:44,020 --> 00:56:45,580 who will do anything I say anyway. 990 00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:47,550 Oh, no, no, no. 991 00:56:47,650 --> 00:56:51,210 Bon, stop him. 992 00:56:51,310 --> 00:56:52,080 - [phone ringing] 993 00:56:52,180 --> 00:56:53,010 - Wait. 994 00:56:53,110 --> 00:56:54,480 - It's Bon, again. 995 00:56:54,580 --> 00:56:55,300 Oh, no. 996 00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:56,480 When are you going to realize 997 00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:58,010 you're just high-school arm candy? 998 00:56:58,110 --> 00:56:59,880 What an idiot. 999 00:56:59,980 --> 00:57:01,010 End call. 1000 00:57:01,110 --> 00:57:01,980 Okay. 1001 00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:03,580 Ah! 1002 00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:07,580 - This is your beloved Caitlyn. 1003 00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,810 She has made a fool out of all of us. 1004 00:57:09,910 --> 00:57:10,750 - CAITLYN: That's not true. 1005 00:57:10,850 --> 00:57:11,980 The great thing 1006 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:13,610 about high school being a popularity contest-- 1007 00:57:13,710 --> 00:57:15,510 the rules are written by the winners. 1008 00:57:15,610 --> 00:57:16,980 That's not what I meant. 1009 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,910 Oh, stop it! 1010 00:57:21,010 --> 00:57:23,480 Agh! 1011 00:57:23,580 --> 00:57:26,850 - [crowd laughing] 1012 00:57:33,510 --> 00:57:35,380 - I don't know how he did this. 1013 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:38,510 But you guys know I would never say anything bad about you. 1014 00:57:38,610 --> 00:57:42,550 You're all my friends, and I adore you. 1015 00:57:42,650 --> 00:57:46,080 - [crowd booing] 1016 00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,050 - Hey, guys. 1017 00:58:02,150 --> 00:58:02,550 Guys! 1018 00:58:02,650 --> 00:58:03,410 Listen! 1019 00:58:03,510 --> 00:58:05,080 Hey, listen! 1020 00:58:05,180 --> 00:58:09,880 - [booing stops] 1021 00:58:09,980 --> 00:58:13,980 - This is high school, okay? 1022 00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:18,210 No one really knows who they are yet. 1023 00:58:18,310 --> 00:58:21,980 And we're all still trying to figure things out. 1024 00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:26,850 I mean, you guys hated me like two minutes ago. 1025 00:58:26,950 --> 00:58:29,310 And I don't blame you. 1026 00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:31,810 Because I pretended to be something I wasn't 1027 00:58:31,910 --> 00:58:38,050 so that you would like me, and I'm so sorry. 1028 00:58:38,150 --> 00:58:40,780 But take a look at yourselves for a second. 1029 00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:46,010 Is it any different for you? 1030 00:58:46,110 --> 00:58:51,580 I mean, Caitlyn Crisp is no more Miss Perfect than I am a-- 1031 00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:55,550 - Bloodsucker! 1032 00:58:55,650 --> 00:58:59,580 - Look, that's our water delivery guy. 1033 00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:00,580 - Who are you? 1034 00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,550 - I am your arch nemesis. 1035 00:59:02,650 --> 00:59:04,610 - Okay. 1036 00:59:04,710 --> 00:59:07,650 - I'm Baron Von Awesome, a vampire hunter. 1037 00:59:07,750 --> 00:59:09,550 - Dude, that's, uh, Stewart's uncle. 1038 00:59:09,650 --> 00:59:11,310 He still thinks you're a vampire. 1039 00:59:11,350 --> 00:59:12,680 He wants to kill you. 1040 00:59:12,780 --> 00:59:14,380 - What? 1041 00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:16,480 I think it's been pretty well established 1042 00:59:16,580 --> 00:59:19,650 that I'm not an actual vampire. 1043 00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:21,510 I was getting way meaningful down here. 1044 00:59:21,610 --> 00:59:23,180 - [evil laughing] 1045 00:59:23,310 --> 00:59:26,410 It is not wise to ignore me, creature. 1046 00:59:26,510 --> 00:59:30,310 Especially when... 1047 00:59:30,410 --> 00:59:33,480 I have your girlfriend. 1048 00:59:33,580 --> 00:59:34,650 - Vi! 1049 00:59:34,750 --> 00:59:37,310 - [evil laughing] 1050 00:59:37,410 --> 00:59:38,210 - Where does that door go? 1051 00:59:38,310 --> 00:59:39,950 - Uh, the roof. 1052 00:59:40,050 --> 00:59:42,110 - * 1053 00:59:55,210 --> 00:59:57,610 - Come, demon, face your fate! 1054 00:59:57,710 --> 00:59:58,910 - What are you talking about? 1055 00:59:59,010 --> 01:00:00,680 There's no way I could get up there. 1056 01:00:00,780 --> 01:00:03,050 - Use your dragon wings. 1057 01:00:03,150 --> 01:00:04,980 - This whole not really being a vampire thing 1058 01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:06,950 just isn't sticking with you, is it? 1059 01:00:07,050 --> 01:00:08,880 - Uh, enough of your treachery, bloodsucker. 1060 01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:13,210 I am coming down. 1061 01:00:13,310 --> 01:00:14,710 [groaning] 1062 01:00:14,810 --> 01:00:16,780 - [crowd gasps] 1063 01:00:21,450 --> 01:00:23,650 - Bloodsucker! 1064 01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:27,080 - I told you, I'm not a vampire! 1065 01:00:27,180 --> 01:00:30,380 - * 1066 01:00:34,350 --> 01:00:37,350 - At last! 1067 01:00:37,450 --> 01:00:38,680 Ah! 1068 01:00:38,780 --> 01:00:41,010 With such speed and agility, 1069 01:00:41,110 --> 01:00:44,380 how can you claim to not be a vampire? 1070 01:00:55,780 --> 01:00:57,150 - You got me. 1071 01:00:57,250 --> 01:00:58,450 - [laughs] 1072 01:00:58,550 --> 01:01:01,180 - I'm the real deal, and I'm real dangerous. 1073 01:01:01,310 --> 01:01:04,710 And right now, I'm real mad. 1074 01:01:04,810 --> 01:01:08,410 So I'd advise you not to challenge me. 1075 01:01:08,510 --> 01:01:11,450 Give up now. 1076 01:01:11,550 --> 01:01:12,480 - Arm yourself! 1077 01:01:12,580 --> 01:01:13,550 - [crowd gasps] 1078 01:01:15,310 --> 01:01:16,550 - Okay. 1079 01:01:28,210 --> 01:01:29,510 - Ah! 1080 01:01:38,750 --> 01:01:39,580 Ah! 1081 01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:41,010 - Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1082 01:01:43,350 --> 01:01:46,010 Uh... 1083 01:01:46,110 --> 01:01:48,950 this is pointless, slayer. 1084 01:01:49,050 --> 01:01:50,880 You know that there's only one way 1085 01:01:50,980 --> 01:01:54,210 to render a vampire powerless. 1086 01:01:54,310 --> 01:01:55,680 - Of course. 1087 01:01:55,780 --> 01:01:58,210 A staring contest. 1088 01:01:58,310 --> 01:02:00,310 - Exactly. 1089 01:02:00,350 --> 01:02:02,050 And I accept your challenge. 1090 01:02:09,910 --> 01:02:11,680 On the count of three. 1091 01:02:11,780 --> 01:02:13,910 One, two-- 1092 01:02:19,810 --> 01:02:21,010 - Three! 1093 01:02:56,710 --> 01:02:59,380 - [crowd cheering] 1094 01:03:03,450 --> 01:03:09,210 - [crying] 1095 01:03:09,310 --> 01:03:11,380 - You fought bravely, human. 1096 01:03:17,450 --> 01:03:19,080 - I see. 1097 01:03:19,180 --> 01:03:23,150 There's humanity, even in the undead. 1098 01:03:26,310 --> 01:03:28,150 I will spare your life. 1099 01:03:28,310 --> 01:03:29,610 I will spare his life! 1100 01:03:29,710 --> 01:03:32,050 - [crowd cheering] 1101 01:03:34,780 --> 01:03:37,310 - Uh, thanks. 1102 01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:38,450 Vi! 1103 01:03:38,550 --> 01:03:40,810 I forgot Vi! 1104 01:03:40,910 --> 01:03:42,750 - Oh, move, out of the way! 1105 01:03:47,580 --> 01:03:48,980 - Go get her, Dracula! 1106 01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:50,780 - [crowd cheering] 1107 01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,450 - * 1108 01:04:03,410 --> 01:04:04,710 - You just made the team. 1109 01:04:13,010 --> 01:04:15,110 - Finally. 1110 01:04:15,210 --> 01:04:17,510 - You're welcome. 1111 01:04:17,610 --> 01:04:19,780 - So are you going to untie me now? 1112 01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:21,940 - Well, maybe. 1113 01:04:22,020 --> 01:04:24,350 But I'm thinking you're probably blaming me for all of this, 1114 01:04:24,450 --> 01:04:26,080 and that you might actually hit me. 1115 01:04:26,180 --> 01:04:27,480 - That's true. 1116 01:04:27,580 --> 01:04:30,180 - [laughs] 1117 01:04:30,310 --> 01:04:32,680 - But I might also be grateful that you saved me 1118 01:04:32,780 --> 01:04:34,750 and give you that kiss you've been looking for. 1119 01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:41,310 - You don't need arms for that. 1120 01:04:45,610 --> 01:04:48,710 - [crowd cheering] 1121 01:05:00,550 --> 01:05:02,180 - [laughing] 1122 01:05:04,010 --> 01:05:08,610 [continued laughing] 1123 01:05:08,710 --> 01:05:10,480 - So cool. 1124 01:05:10,580 --> 01:05:13,550 - I'm really sorry for everything that I said. 1125 01:05:13,650 --> 01:05:15,310 - Yeah. 1126 01:05:15,380 --> 01:05:17,950 - [indistinct chatter] 1127 01:05:18,050 --> 01:05:19,610 - Oh, oh, psychic. 1128 01:05:29,380 --> 01:05:32,780 - So, we're like a couple now, huh? 1129 01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:34,310 - Yeah, don't get used to it. 1130 01:05:34,350 --> 01:05:35,750 You're not even my type. 1131 01:05:35,850 --> 01:05:37,780 - How's that? 1132 01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:39,850 - Well, I'm more into werewolves. 1133 01:05:39,950 --> 01:05:44,550 - BOTH: [laughing] 1134 01:05:44,650 --> 01:05:49,010 - Oh, by the way. 1135 01:05:49,110 --> 01:05:51,310 Thank you for the kaleidoscope. 1136 01:05:51,350 --> 01:05:53,980 - You're welcome. 1137 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:57,680 - * 1138 01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:07,180 - * 1139 01:06:07,310 --> 01:06:08,680 - [crowd cheering] 1140 01:06:08,780 --> 01:06:10,980 - DAVIS: Oh, let me show you how to dance. 1141 01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:12,780 - VI: Now this is my scene. 1142 01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:14,650 - * Hold on tight 1143 01:06:14,750 --> 01:06:17,080 * All aboard on this endless ride * 1144 01:06:17,180 --> 01:06:18,410 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: So maybe 1145 01:06:18,510 --> 01:06:20,710 I'm not the coolest guy in the world, but who cares. 1146 01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:23,310 I made some friends, and I got the girl. 1147 01:06:23,350 --> 01:06:25,310 The right girl. 1148 01:06:25,410 --> 01:06:28,350 And they all seem to like the real Davis. 1149 01:06:28,450 --> 01:06:30,310 And you know what? 1150 01:06:30,350 --> 01:06:33,380 That's pretty cool to me. 1151 01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:37,350 - *