1 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:06,719 Not a nice sensation, this, at all. 2 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:09,600 It's like your vibrator's got lost inside you to the left. 3 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:14,119 'Previously on The Real Housewives Of Cheshire...' 4 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:16,079 We've christened this part. 5 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:17,959 Mark and I have christened that part. 6 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:19,839 So it's all happy memories when I come in here. 7 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,319 That's lovely. Happy memories. 8 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:22,679 La, la, la, la, la. 9 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,599 Have you told them you're going yet? 10 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:25,919 I've not told anybody. 11 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,799 Who's gonna be the most shocked? 12 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:30,519 Rachel will take it the hardest. 13 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:33,199 Seema, you're very nice to people's faces, 14 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,240 but behind that veneer of a smile, are you really sincere? 15 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:43,239 There's something that I've been meaning to tell you all. 16 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:44,519 Oh, no. 17 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:46,119 I'm leaving Cheshire. 18 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,319 Aw! 19 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:50,160 This is another person that's leaving my life. 20 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,760 Oh, Rachel. 21 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:59,160 I'm a queen bee, and I've got a sting in my tail. 22 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,960 Cheshire's in my blood, but don't make it boil. 23 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,400 I'll pray for peace, but I'm ready for war. 24 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,880 I might be younger, but I wasn't born yesterday. 25 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:23,480 I don't have time for gossip. I'm too busy building an empire. 26 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:29,360 Cheshire's my playground, and I'll give you the ride of your life. 27 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:37,560 ♪ I'm stealing the show 28 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:42,759 ♪ Watch me work it in slow-mo 29 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,359 ♪ Oh 30 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,639 ♪ I'm stealing the show... ♪ 31 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,199 Hi. Are you all right? 32 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,439 Could I order a black coffee, please? 33 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,080 Yeah, sure. Thank you. 34 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,440 ♪ I'm stealing the show 35 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:02,520 ♪ Take a seat in the front row... ♪ 36 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:07,399 Here's your coffee, madame. Oh, thank you, Vanjie. 37 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,599 Thank you so much. 38 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,919 Oh, my God, watch him. Oh, my God. 39 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:12,199 Come here. Come here. 40 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,999 THEY LAUGH Come on, come on, come here. 41 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,599 Oh, my God, that dog! Down. Down. 42 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,279 ♪ Main character energy 43 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,119 ♪ Might make a few enemies 44 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:26,479 ♪ It's not my fault If you don't like it... ♪ 45 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,999 Geeg? 46 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,599 Yeah? Gigi? 47 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:32,119 Look, my wig's arrived. 48 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,999 I'm, like, overstimulated just, like, watching you. 49 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,079 Oh, and your bras, too. So, no, I'm Madonna. 50 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,439 Nice! 51 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,040 Yeah, oh! Turn around, Mama. 52 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,999 THEY LAUGH 53 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,440 ♪ I'm stealing the show 54 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:52,199 ♪ Watch me work it in slow-mo... ♪ 55 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,119 Sit. Good boy. 56 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,719 Oh, look at him. I'll help. 57 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:57,799 There you go. 58 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,839 You like the puppy? Yeah. 59 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,680 Yeah? Look at his little tail. 60 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,959 ♪ I'm stealing the show. ♪ 61 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,359 There we go. 62 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,479 Is that all right? 63 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,640 Good job. 64 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:18,359 Negotiation always works. SHE CHUCKLES 65 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:19,959 You are good with her. 66 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,439 Yeah. I feel like I'm learning as I go, though. 67 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,759 I've never been here before either. I've never done the Nana stage. 68 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:27,279 Sophia's getting married soon. 69 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:30,079 They've already had the religious part of the ceremony. 70 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,799 And then both Sophia and Saskia will be leaving home. 71 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,359 And Saski won't be crawling into my bed in the morning 72 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,999 for Nana cuddles, which is gonna be horrible. 73 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,159 I don't know how you did it five times. 74 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,799 I don't know how I did it five times, looking back. 75 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,239 I don't want to be the "poor me", 76 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:48,639 but Sophia's leaving, Seema's leaving. 77 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:51,719 I just... I just want some normality. 78 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,959 I mean, it's still a busy house, obviously, 79 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,519 and now... now I've got a puppy as well. 80 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:59,199 I can't believe Daddy dropped a puppy round 81 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,760 on Christmas Day for us. 82 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,079 How do you feel about that? SHE CHUCKLES 83 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,599 Not really what I needed. 84 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,839 I mean, he's very cute, don't get me wrong, and I did say, 85 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,999 "Do you all want to keep him?" It was a unanimous yes from you all. 86 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,399 Yeah. You know, it's caused a few issues in my relationship. 87 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,519 Nick and I are not currently together. 88 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:19,199 We've obviously had our ups and downs, 89 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,159 but this time, it feels very different. 90 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,719 I think he thinks that it was bought for me. 91 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,399 It's a bit ridiculous, though. 92 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,360 You and Daddy broke up years and years and years ago now. 93 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:34,839 It is very difficult trying to blend families. 94 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,359 Not in the sense of the children, 95 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,839 more circumstances of each household. 96 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:42,279 And Nick gets very frustrated with that. 97 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:46,080 But there's not much I can do with where I'm at at the moment. 98 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,879 I'm not gonna upset you lot because I've spoken to all of you, 99 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:53,039 and you all want the puppy to stay, and he's part of the family now. 100 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:56,239 But I don't know where that leaves Nick and I. 101 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:57,919 I just don't. 102 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,519 The dog's staying... 103 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:03,239 to the detriment of my relationship, sadly. 104 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:04,639 Look at him. Look at him! 105 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,760 Oh, he's like, "Are you talking about me?" 106 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,679 Everyone knows what I'm like with puppies, 107 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,919 but spaniel eyes... 108 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,800 I mean, spaniel eyes win me over. 109 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:20,119 ♪ I woke up and walked out Into the heart of the city 110 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,719 ♪ And I was feeling myself 111 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:25,319 ♪ And thought I was Looking so pretty... ♪ 112 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,199 Oh, hi! 113 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,599 Hello. Sorry. How we doing? 114 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:29,919 I've lost my voice again. 115 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,279 Oh! How are you? 116 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:33,639 Don't worry, I can do the talking for the both of us. 117 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:34,759 You look fantastic! 118 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,919 Oh, I'm trying. I love it. Is that an all-in-one? 119 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,999 No, it's actually a two-piece. Oh, it's beautiful. 120 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,559 It's Zimmermann, but I just wanted... 121 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:42,799 I'm trying to make the effort cos I feel horrendous. 122 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,439 Ah, well, you don't look horrendous anyway. 123 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,399 It's all the make-up, isn't it? Yeah. 124 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,559 What did you think of Mark? 125 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,679 Oh, my God, I am obsessed with your relationship. 126 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:54,319 Ah! I went back home with Amir, and I was like, 127 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,319 "We could do with a Mark in our relationship, 128 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,239 "with all the stuff we've got going on." Yeah. 129 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,639 And on top of all the issues that we have, 130 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:03,199 like, we are actually wanting to expand our family. 131 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:06,519 Whoo! So it's great, but also, it's like, it's not happened yet. 132 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,519 It's very common nowadays 133 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,319 that people are having kids later in life. 134 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:11,559 Like, the 30s is the new 20s. 135 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,319 However, I am feeling the pressure. 136 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,279 I'm turning 35... 137 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:18,399 I think I'm 35, yeah. Am I? 138 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:20,839 I don't know. '91, July. 139 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:24,319 2001, 2011... 140 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,799 '11, 2021... 141 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,000 '22, '23, '24, '25. 142 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,839 What are we in? '26? '26. 143 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:36,079 So am I 34? I don't know how old I am. 144 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,239 SHE LAUGHS 145 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,159 I'm around 35 years old, 146 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,799 and the reality is, I don't know how much longer I have left. 147 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,359 Yeah. I think, in a way, it's almost like a pressure cooker, 148 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,399 and all of a sudden, you just need to release that pressure. Yeah. 149 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,479 I do date night with David. We've got the dice. 150 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:53,119 So, your dice has, obviously, multiple faces. Yeah. 151 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,320 So, it'll be a different sexual position. 152 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,919 David's a bit outdated, 153 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,479 doesn't know what the positions are, so I have to show him. 154 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,679 Stop! I have to show him what the position says, right? 155 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:04,919 "You're gonna pick me up now." 156 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,199 He's like, "I don't think we can..." "We can, come on!" 157 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,799 Mental image! I need to rub that out of my head! 158 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:13,439 We all need a giggle, and we all need some bloody passion, 159 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,079 so we need to get between the sheets, 160 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,679 we need to remember the reasons why we fell in love 161 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:20,839 and start giving each other some loving and some playful sex. 162 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,159 It works wonders, Paige. 163 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,439 Oh! I'm so sorry, girlies. 164 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:27,199 You look gorgeous. Oh, how are you? 165 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,079 You look fabulous! Hello, you. 166 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:32,599 You look younger and younger every time I see you. Oh, thank you. 167 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,039 What have I missed? 168 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,519 Well, I've just found out that Ampika and Dave 169 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,239 have a sex life with a dice, 170 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:42,479 and they roll it for Karma Sutra, which is really fun. 171 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,920 Wait, just give me a second to actually arrive and breathe. 172 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,879 ♪ I know I got it going Iconic head to toe 173 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,719 ♪ And everybody know it 174 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,359 ♪ Huh, everybody know it 175 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:55,119 ♪ It's giving big boss energy 176 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,839 ♪ Yeah, I got everything I need 177 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,799 ♪ Now try my perfect recipe... ♪ 178 00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:59,840 SHE COUGHS 179 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,119 Hello! Mm! 180 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,279 Aw! I'm not getting too close. 181 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:07,599 Don't come too close, just stay there. 182 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,679 How are you? Oh, you sound terrible. 183 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:10,759 Do you know what? 184 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,079 I feel a little bit better today, I'm not gonna lie. 185 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,279 And I brought you chicken soup. 186 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,879 I'm gonna make it. Oh, my... 187 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:20,120 You're actually gonna make it me? Yeah! 188 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,039 I've never actually tasted her cooking before. 189 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,879 I hope she's bloody good. 190 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,839 I am a domestic goddess at heart. 191 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:32,000 I'm a really good cook, and whatever rhymes with that, I'm good at too. 192 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,079 Oh, my fucking filthy mouth. 193 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,560 My kids go mad. 194 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,519 Well, listen, Vanjie's in the kitchen, so she can help you. 195 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,800 Right. Oh, amazing. 196 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:46,319 Vanjie? Yeah? 197 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:49,439 This needs washing. 198 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:52,279 I love cooking. It's my therapy. 199 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:53,759 And just rinse those. 200 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:55,239 It's my relaxing time. 201 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,039 They just need rinsing. 202 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,919 I am definitely a feeder. 203 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:01,440 Like Nigella. 204 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,079 Oh, wow! 205 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,599 Look at you with your gloves. Oh, I know. 206 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,999 Lauren, I'm really impressed. Oh, it's so nice, this soup. 207 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,959 The secret is that you've got to leave the chicken 208 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:15,720 in the soup for between four and six hours. 209 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:23,559 What chicken soup are you making? I can make mine in about 45 minutes. 210 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:25,719 Don't know how I'm gonna get everything in this pan. 211 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:28,439 Yeah, will it all fit in? Yeah, I'll get it in, don't worry. 212 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,279 I feel like you need a bigger pan. I know, but you haven't got one. 213 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,279 So... I probably have. 214 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,319 Well, where? 215 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,839 Shall I go and ask Vanjie for a bigger pan? 216 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,679 Has she got one? I think we will, yeah. 217 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:39,999 Vanjie?! 218 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,639 Oh, brilliant! 219 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,519 Is that better? Yeah, much better. 220 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:44,919 I think I'm gonna have two. 221 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:46,639 Do you want Vanjie to wash all this for you? 222 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,999 Yeah, and she can wash the chicken. 223 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,960 If you just wipe here, Vanjie. 224 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:55,119 I do like your housekeeper, she's great. 225 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,799 I think with everything that's been going on, 226 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:01,319 having Lauren here right now is exactly what I needed. 227 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,959 Literally, I think I'm feeling so run down 228 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:07,799 cos all I've been doing is going back and forth to the hospital 229 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:10,440 cos Sandeep's dad's really not well. 230 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,959 Sandeep's in China. He's... Have you got any more eggs? 231 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:17,839 More eggs? Please tell me you've got... I just need two, yeah. 232 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:20,039 Yeah. One sec. I am listening. 233 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,879 Oh, I might be wrong in this, but... Oh, no, it's in there. 234 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,879 Oh, this is so Lauren. 235 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,759 She never listens, she's always in her own world. 236 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,159 There's no point! 237 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:32,599 And I need a little bit of oil. Eggs and oil. OK. 238 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:33,720 Please. 239 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:38,039 ♪ I'm built tough, oh, yeah 240 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:42,359 ♪ I'm the realest, I'm a vibe Guaranteed to blow your mind 241 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,199 ♪ I'm built tough... ♪ 242 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,239 Oh, I love your ring. Oh, thank you. 243 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,359 Oh, that's gorgeous. Right up my street. 244 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:49,639 Is it Cartier? It's Boucheron. 245 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:50,759 Boucheron. 246 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:53,039 They do a whole collection of animals. Yeah, yeah. 247 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,919 Oh, you're mad about your animals, aren't you? 248 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,159 Limited edition, so they've got a fox they've sold out, 249 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,999 so I was like, "Can you make me one bespoke?" 250 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,279 They're like, "Yeah, a quarter of a million quid." 251 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,959 I was like, "Oh, right, OK!" Beautiful. 252 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,119 250K? No, the fox one's 250K. 253 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,159 Oh. Yeah. 254 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,279 It's very pretty. This one's about 90 grand. 255 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,639 But, yeah, it's beautiful. 256 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:10,999 'It doesn't surprise me.' 257 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:15,519 Everything Ampika wears is probably a minimum spend of about 100K. 258 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,919 The other night with Seema, I've let something fester for seven years, 259 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,879 but I've not have that opportunity where I'm in close proximity 260 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:24,479 to say, "Actually, you really offended me seven years ago." 261 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:27,159 Right. "I thought that you and I were friends, 262 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:30,279 "so if you think that someone looks shit, 263 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,119 "with saggy tits and greasy hair..." 264 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,719 Oh, she said that? She said that? 265 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,999 That's really personal. Then that's what you think. 266 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,799 Good Lord. But then just own it, 267 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,839 and don't bother coming up to me, saying nice things to my face. 268 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:43,679 There's no revelations here. You're fake. 269 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:47,959 Seema's always a person - girl code, empowering women. 270 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,239 "I have a brand." 271 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:50,999 'You pick people up, you drop them off.' 272 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,839 You do your hi and byes. 273 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,839 It's all superficial nonsense 274 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:58,239 because that's the type of friendship that you give to people. 275 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,039 You know, it's all on a surface level. 276 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,839 I addressed it. Seema knew it was coming. 277 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,759 Oh, OK. So she was very, very apologetic, 278 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,239 backing down straightaway, 279 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,559 and I thought, "Do you know what? Tonight's not the night. 280 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,319 "I've said my bit. You've apologised." Mm. 281 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,919 Yeah. But it just made me wary. 282 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,399 I don't like slyness, 283 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,360 and the only reason why you're apologising is cos you got caught. 284 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,279 All right. Ooh, OK. 285 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:26,279 Are them balls OK to eat? Oh, shut up. 286 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:29,399 Look at that. Look at it. It looks like a... Yeah. 287 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,199 THEY LAUGH A little willy. 288 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,239 I feel like a weight's been lifted. 289 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:38,319 'I've told all the girls. It's finally happening.' 290 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:39,680 I'm going to Dubai. 291 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,119 No. 292 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,199 THEY LAUGH 293 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:49,959 And now I just want to have some fun, make some great memories, 294 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,959 and enjoy whatever time I've got left in Cheshire. 295 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,039 It's a big thing for me, this move. 296 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,479 It's massive. 297 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,319 I just want everyone to be happy for me. They are. 298 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,839 I'm gonna miss everyone, and that's why, look, 299 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:07,199 when I spoke to you all, that was the first thing I said, was thanks. 300 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,879 You've all got a special place in my heart. 301 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,239 I didn't plan that speech. 302 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:15,119 I could tell it wasn't planned. SHE LAUGHS 303 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,559 Oh, why? "I love you, Lauren. Everyone needs a Lauren. 304 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:18,599 "You're amazing. 305 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,879 "And Rach, you're just such a good friend, and I love you. 306 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,919 "And you, you've got OCD like me, and..." 307 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,959 Oh, to Sheena? Yeah. 308 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,399 I didn't. I said to Sheena... "I don't know you very well..." 309 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,639 No, no, no. I remember exactly, I said to Sheena, 310 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:33,079 "I haven't known you as long as I've known the other girls." 311 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,759 Sheena... SHE CHUCKLES 312 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:38,359 ...I know we've not known each other that long, 313 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,439 but we are the OCD queens, 314 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:45,599 and if I've ever upset you, I'm sorry. 315 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,559 I was not being judgmental, 316 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:51,519 and I'm not, definitely not throwing shade at them. 317 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:54,599 It was... It was from the heart. It's the truth. 318 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:58,839 Saying that we don't really know each other was a bit bizarre. 319 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,439 OK, I haven't known her since she was at school. Yeah. 320 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,319 Like, I've not known her 20 years. Yeah. 321 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:06,399 But I've known her a good, solid, yeah, five years. 322 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,319 I don't know what her favourite drink is. 323 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:11,159 I don't know where she likes to go and eat or where she goes out. No. 324 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,999 Because we've never hung out, 325 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,599 other than within this friendship group. Yeah. 326 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,919 I've definitely, like, sat with you for ages 327 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,079 and had conversations and had laughs... 328 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,799 She knows you. ...and shared things. 329 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:27,759 I was always told that who Seema presents herself to be 330 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,919 is not who she is, but that wasn't my experience. 331 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,359 My experience was, gosh, 332 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:35,279 she's always been really, really lovely. 333 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,639 From you guys' experiences, 334 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,639 I don't know what she's saying behind my back! 335 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,199 I've no idea, and perhaps that's why she said, 336 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,039 "If I've ever upset you..." 337 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,759 Cos I was thinking, when have we ever had a falling out? 338 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:50,279 But now I'm kind of starting to see what people are talking about. 339 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,199 She isn't who she presents herself to be. 340 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,999 She'll say one thing 341 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,280 and then turn around and say something completely different. 342 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,479 'Coming up on The Real Housewives Of Cheshire...' 343 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,239 Oh, my God! Wow! 344 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,399 The queen has arrived! Hello. 345 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,639 All I want to do is just get back in this house, 346 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,599 and I want to be able to just get back to Cheshire. 347 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,839 Don't get upset, come here. 348 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,400 No, I'm sorry, I can't deal with the stress any more. 349 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:22,919 ♪ Gonna be a star Buy a fancy car 350 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,920 ♪ Buy a ticket to the top Heaven like a boss... ♪ 351 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,799 KNOCK AT DOOR, DOG BARKS 352 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,319 Ooh! 353 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,839 Tupp... Tuppence heard you... 354 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,359 Oh! Eventually, you're here! 355 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,399 Hello! 356 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,519 Hello, and I'm here to stay. Hello! 357 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,359 Come on, Mark. Oh, this looks gorgeous! 358 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,679 Oh, I've come to see you. 359 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:43,839 This is amazing. Thank you. 360 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,040 This is beautiful. 361 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:50,839 Aw, Nick, I feel really emotional. Come on in, come on in. 362 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,399 How are you? All right? Oh! 363 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,199 Mwah! So glad you've got here at last. 364 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:58,959 Gosh, I've known Nick and Royston for 15, 16 years. 365 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:02,759 That's a long time. And we were thick as thieves. 366 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:06,519 Holidays, crazy parties, all-nighters. 367 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:10,039 You must have spent a fortune cos this is, like, sheer opulence. 368 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,319 It's stunning. We've spent every bit of our pension. 369 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,760 Oh! LAUGHTER 370 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,759 And unfortunately, like a lot of situations, 371 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:21,159 people get involved, stir the pot, and our friendship dissolved, 372 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,799 and it hit an all-time low. 373 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,120 What the fuck have you brought in the sewer rats for? 374 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,999 You're a vile, twisted individual. 375 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,079 I heard exactly what you said behind my back. 376 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,519 If I was you, I'd sit there a lot longer, cos you're gonna need 377 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:37,519 a lot of fucking make-up on your face to make you look a bit better. 378 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,199 At least my face moves. Ampika, you are a bitch. 379 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,679 I remember seeing Nick, not too long ago, 380 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,559 and he apologised, and I said, 381 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:50,399 "Apology taken. I'm not gonna hold a grudge. 382 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,919 "Let's get back together, and let's start making some happy memories," 383 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,199 because we were genuinely really good friends. 384 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,479 You've even christened a picture of me. 385 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:02,079 Exactly, exactly. LAUGHTER 386 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,199 ♪ Fire, I'm fire 387 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,080 ♪ Baby, I'm lit... ♪ 388 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,279 Oh! She's here! Oh, wow! 389 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,959 You look gorgeous. Oh, my God! Wow! 390 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,999 The queen has arrived! You look beautiful. 391 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,840 What the fuck? LAUGHTER 392 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,599 Look, we are twinning. We are twinning, darling. 393 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,879 We've got the 25... 25 inches. LYSTRA LAUGHS 394 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,839 Yes. Oh, but I don't have the boots, honey. 395 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,679 Matchy-matchy, I love it. Oh, my God, yes. 396 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,639 Five-and-a-half grand, these boots. Wow! 397 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,919 So I just said to Mark that if he plays horsey, 398 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,119 I can get on his back, and he can take me round the house. 399 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,199 You've got no chance. 400 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,719 Mark, is she still doing that? SHE LAUGHS 401 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,079 Definitely not. Definitely not. 402 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,479 We're standing here. Let's go sit down. Come on. 403 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,239 Have you guys been busy in this house? 404 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,559 LYSTRA LAUGHS Come on. 405 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,679 Have you been doing it on the sofas? LYSTRA LAUGHS 406 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:56,399 The wild, extrovert parties 407 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,999 that Nick and Royston must have had over the years, oof! 408 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,799 I wouldn't like to think about how sticky things have been. 409 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,839 When I look at Tuppence 410 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,439 I see the sweetest, most idyllic face, 411 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,319 and I think, "If that dog could talk..." 412 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,600 WHINES 413 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,040 ♪ Thinking of you... ♪ 414 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,279 'This house is very important to myself and Amir. 415 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:34,399 'It's the house we're building for Nora and our future family.' 416 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,959 We wanted to renovate it and make it spectacular, 417 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,879 but sadly, it's been hell. 418 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,679 The electrics, the plumbing - 419 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,959 you name it, we've been through it all. 420 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,719 What the hell's that? 421 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,919 Oh, my God, a crack. I didn't even see that. 422 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,559 Oh, for God's sake. That's another bloody issue. 423 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,999 We have to start writing a list down 424 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,959 cos we've got to find another builder ASAP. 425 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:56,759 Financially, we're paying out of our pocket to fix all the mistakes, 426 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,839 and it's just caused so many delays. 427 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,999 I'm at my end with it all. 428 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,679 All I wanna do is just get back in this house 429 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,719 and I wanna be able to just get back to Cheshire. 430 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,679 Yeah, don't get upset. Come here. No, I'm sorry. 431 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,319 I can't deal with the stress any more. 432 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,079 You know, like, we... I don't... 433 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,359 Listen, Nora needs you. Nora needs us. 434 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,879 You know... We can't take the stress. 435 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,879 Your health is already... No, I know, I'm ill. 436 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,839 You're ill... I know, but we're arguing as well. 437 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,519 I'm stressed as much as you're stressed. 438 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:25,559 I haven't got the headspace for it. I've got Nora full-time. 439 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,839 I know she's got nursery, but the reality is, 440 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,239 like, I'm running the business, 441 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,199 I've got a team of people who need me at work, 442 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,559 and I've got Nora in the evenings, 443 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,839 like, from four o'clock every single night, and the weekends. 444 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,799 Like, I haven't got anything in me 445 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,559 to deal with another set of contractors. 446 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,119 I think we need to take a deep breath... 447 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,559 Yeah, but it's easy to say that. 448 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,559 It's easy to say that, but then, just, like, 449 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,599 in the last 48 hours, our builders just packed up and left. 450 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,639 That doesn't help. We've done everything right, 451 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,359 and they've still then messed up the entire house. 452 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,079 Look, we just need to support each other and be there. 453 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,319 Obviously, I love you, and I wanna be there, 454 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,479 and I just wanna make sure that, you know, you're not stressed, 455 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,039 and it's just... Please. 456 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,679 You're gonna have to work double time at the chicken shops. 457 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,279 I'm sorry, like, you'll have to go to your work... Chicken shops? 458 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,039 I'm gonna get rid of all the chicken shops. 459 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,999 Selling my cars, chicken shops, everything. 460 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,159 Sell the chicken shops or have to work overtime, 461 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,599 cos I don't know how we're gonna be able to get through this. 462 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,839 We're selling everything. Your bags as well. 463 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,200 No, my bags cannot be sold. 464 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,679 ♪ I'm coming Clear the way 465 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,679 ♪ You're gonna... ♪ 466 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,239 The last time I was here, I was on my all fours, 467 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,879 ass up in the air, tits out. 468 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,319 We were naked. You're kidding! 469 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:38,119 Have you had any complaints? No, we haven't had any complaints. 470 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,679 In fact, they all want a rerun. Oh, well. OK. 471 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,279 I play on that course. I played on the wrong day, obviously. 472 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:46,079 Well, not today, darling. I'm in my soft girl era. 473 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:49,079 Have you got anyone in your life at the moment? Have you met anybody? 474 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,879 Just my vibrator, darling. Just my vibrator. 475 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,599 Yeah, a lot less trouble, aren't they? A lot less trouble. 476 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,559 Mark's met someone. 477 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,919 Mark? Yes. 478 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,559 And how old is she, Mark? 479 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,680 In her 40s. Oh, nice. 480 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:07,159 Mark has definitely changed since we were married. 481 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:10,119 I think he's kind of, like, taken on more of a girlfriend role. 482 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:13,599 He's, like, very much one of the girls, I'd say, 483 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,359 whereas when I was married to him, he was very much the alpha male. 484 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,679 But I think I would drown out the alpha male in any man, 485 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,399 to be honest. 486 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,439 I'm very open in my life. 487 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,479 I discuss everything with you, probably too much. 488 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,159 Yeah. But when you meet someone, I feel like you're frightened 489 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,639 to introduce them to me, and it gives me a bit of a complex. 490 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:32,199 Er, yeah. Well, I mean... I mean, Ampika... 491 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,239 Does she know about Ampika? Yeah, absolutely. 492 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,359 I mean, who wouldn't know about Ampika? I'm very, very... 493 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,479 honest and open about everything. Yeah. 494 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:43,399 Ampika is a big personality to meet, isn't she? Do you know what I mean? 495 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,719 So he'd have to be sure that she was the one for him, 496 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,919 and also whether she'd cope with meeting Ampika. 497 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,999 NICK LAUGHS Pass the test. 498 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,959 We've always said about being honest. 499 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:56,319 Yeah, yeah. I've thought to myself for quite some time now, 500 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,039 you're not looking as sharp and as fresh as you used to, 501 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:02,120 so I said to Mark that I'm gonna treat him to a neck and face-lift. 502 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,559 Will you do it? Would you have it? Yeah. 503 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,199 I've got loads of lines because, as I say, 504 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,639 I used to be 20 stone, so when I've lost all the weight, 505 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,559 I've got a lot of loose skin on my face. 506 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,079 You look at Ampika now. OK, let's have a look. 507 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,599 And you see the difference, just by pulling his face up, 508 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,239 pulling his neck back. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow! 509 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,879 Doesn't that...? Yeah, literally, you look virginal, Mark. 510 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,599 LAUGHTER Oh, wow! 511 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,639 You look like... You look like you've never been touched, yeah. 512 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,239 That turkey neck just doesn't suit you. 513 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,079 It's the turkey neck that's the killer. 514 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,639 Yeah, the turkey neck is just very... 515 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,679 Honestly, you will love it, Mark. Just get it done. 516 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,639 I've had lens replacement. Lenses? OK. 517 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,639 I've had two hair transplants. Yeah. 518 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,159 New teeth. Ooh! 519 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,359 Lower face-lift, neck lift. LAUGHS 520 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:48,399 I had buttock implants, and that was a really, really big mistake. 521 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,599 Oh, you had them? I've had them removed. 522 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,959 My bum looked so good for the first two thirds, 523 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,679 and all of a sudden, it was like going off a ski slope. 524 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,879 It just went in. 525 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,039 Do you remember when I was bending over? 526 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,559 "Mark, what do I look like from that angle?" He went, "Ooh, no." 527 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,079 LAUGHTER 528 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,520 'Coming up, on...' 529 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,119 I just can't get over the sh... 530 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,559 PAIGE LAUGHS 531 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,439 You've just said to me our relationship is just surface level. 532 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:13,999 Yeah, because that's how it feels! 533 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,279 RACHEL SPLUTTERS 534 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,079 Oh! Oh, are you...? RACHEL COUGHS 535 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,439 Are you OK? Oh, my gosh, have you been murdered? 536 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,360 SCREAMING Oh, my God! Oh! 537 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,919 ♪ Oh, na-na-na-na 538 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,039 ♪ Whoa, whoa 539 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:29,680 ♪ Oh, na-na-na-na This my time to shine... ♪ 540 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,359 Hi. 541 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,719 Oh, check you out with those shoulder pads! 542 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,679 Hello, hello! 543 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,719 I'm in the '80s vibe. Mwah. I know! 544 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,519 You OK? Before we've even started the party. I'm good, how are you? 545 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,920 Really good. Really good. Oh, good. 546 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:51,439 What have I said about you? Oh, freaking get your grandmas 547 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,560 on fucking Instagram, you fucking grandma. 548 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:59,599 I've never been so drained by someone in my life. 549 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:03,200 You're exhausting to listen to, to be around. It's all about you. 550 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,279 Myself and Rachel have not had the best few years. 551 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,959 Paige's and I's relationship, 552 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:13,639 up to this point, has been very turbulent. 553 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,279 Every time we've tried to get to know each other, 554 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,119 we've always fallen out or had some drama happen. 555 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,239 I don't want that. 556 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,199 I'm looking for peace in all aspects of my life 557 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:27,599 and I'm really hoping we can have a friendship. 558 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:28,679 I'm loving this look. 559 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,479 Are you? Yeah! 560 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,759 What's the inspiration behind it? The '80s night. 561 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:36,159 I am organising the most spectacular event. 562 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,759 It's an '80s diva murder mystery night. 563 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:43,599 Think Dynasty. Big hair, glamour, shoulder pads. 564 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,440 And at the end of the night, someone's gonna get murdered. 565 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,399 I just can't get over the sh... 566 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,519 PAIGE LAUGHS 567 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,839 It's so funny. I thought it'd be a talking point. 568 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,119 It is a talking point, it is. 569 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,919 It's broken the ice, that's for sure. 570 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,879 I don't think the ice needed breaking, though. 571 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,879 No, it doesn't. I'm only joking. Yeah, yeah. 572 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,399 We're good. I'm actually happy. 573 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,639 It feels refreshing, it feels great. 574 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,879 I don't like going out knowing that there's a problem with someone, 575 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,839 because it's not a nice feeling. It's not nice. 576 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,839 You don't know how the night's gonna go, 577 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,719 if you're gonna have a good time. Yeah. 578 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,679 People wish you luck on your way out the door, 579 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,919 and that's not what you want. 580 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,199 It's sad that myself and Rachel 581 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,999 have never really had the opportunity 582 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,319 to get to know each other. 583 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,639 Thank you. Thank you. 584 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:28,119 She's always just been defending her friends, 585 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,759 and I've been trying to defend myself. 586 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,519 We've never really had the time to really just sit and speak. 587 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:37,079 So, you told me that your daughter's getting married. 588 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,599 She's already got religiously married. 589 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,919 Oh, she has? So it happened? Yeah, she did that last week. 590 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:46,959 It was really important for him to do it as soon as possible. OK. 591 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:51,519 Sophia met her fiance about two years ago. He's a footballer. 592 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:55,679 He plays for a team in Cyprus at the moment, and he's Muslim, 593 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:59,159 so it's really important for him that they have a religious ceremony 594 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,439 before they even think about living together. 595 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,239 From my experience, having the Nikah, which is what they had, 596 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:09,039 it's the Islamic ceremony for the wedding, is incredible. 597 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,319 They are married in God's eyes. 598 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,079 Especially if you are religious, it means a lot. Yes. 599 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,199 It was very important for myself and Amir to have our Nikah, 600 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,319 which is our Islamic wedding. 601 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,759 We did it in the Natural History Museum, 602 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,519 we had an imam come and read all the scriptures 603 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:28,279 and all the verses that were needed to marry us under the eyes of God, 604 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,159 but also, we had our English wedding. 605 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,519 So I walked down the aisle in a white dress, 606 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:36,719 and we combined both cultures together, and it was beautiful. 607 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,319 Are they living abroad now, or in the UK? He's abroad. 608 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,279 Are you worried that she might make the move and move full-time? 609 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,199 I know she's gonna make the move. You know? Oh! 610 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:48,319 I've woken up with Saski's face every morning. "Morning, Nana!" 611 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:51,119 And then down a phone on a FaceTime, it'll be a bit like... 612 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:55,239 I feel the same with my parents. They live in Gloucestershire. 613 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,759 They live through the iPhone. We're constantly on FaceTime. 614 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,119 It's not exactly the same when you can jump in a car 615 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,279 and just drive and see them, 616 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,600 as opposed to it being a whole plane ride away. 617 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:30,279 I have got the most amazing house that is the perfect location 618 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,719 for a murder mystery night. 619 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,000 Everything's looking fantastic. 620 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,480 It's going to be so much fun. 621 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,960 As long as nobody does actually murder someone. 622 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,199 Hi, John. Hey, Rachel. 623 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,559 You look absolutely wonderful. Oh, thank you. 624 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,919 John has helped me plan the murder mystery event. 625 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,079 You look fabulous. I cannot wait for tonight. 626 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,400 You're gonna be wonderful. 627 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,959 But I've got no idea where his accent is from, 628 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,039 and what is going on with that wig? 629 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,799 Oh, darling! Is that Krystle Carrington? 630 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,279 Oh, hello, darling. Oh, hey, you look amazing! 631 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,799 You look wonderful. Oh, of course I do, darling. 632 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,199 Wow! And what are you wearing? What's one got on? 633 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,839 Straight from the runway. Yeah, so last season. 634 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,839 I am actually gonna be... 635 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,919 the biggest bitch ever in history. 636 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,959 Here we go. OK, yes, just move out of the way. 637 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,479 And I'm really excited 638 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,639 because I'm not a bitch in real life. 639 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,439 If you think that someone looks shit, 640 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,639 with saggy tits and greasy hair and... 641 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,719 She said that? Wow, that's really personal. 642 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,800 I'm just "nice Seema". 643 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,479 Do you know what, Lauren? 644 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,040 I thought you'd have made an effort and got dressed up today. 645 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,279 What do you mean? 646 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,239 To look like a better version of yourself. 647 00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,759 A better version? Yeah! 648 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,999 Oh, my goodness. Do you know who I am? 649 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,680 Madonna. So, obviously, I've cracked it, then. 650 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,479 When has Madonna ever looked like that? 651 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,799 You look like a smackhead who's been hanging around 652 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,039 the streets of New York in the 1970s. 653 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,319 It's a dreadful look, 654 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,479 and it's ever so unattractive, Lauren. 655 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,519 What have you come as, baby? I've come as myself. 656 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,319 I'm a 1981 baby, so I've got... 657 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,399 Would you wear that in real life, though? 658 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:22,919 Yeah, I would. 659 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:23,959 Really? Yeah. 660 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,319 It's Versace. It pops. I'd maybe sleep in it. 661 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,240 Do you think it's a bit pyjama-ish? A bit. 662 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,719 Cheers! Cheers. 663 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,639 So, I had a FaceTime with Paige. OK. 664 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,239 And Paige has told me that Sheena felt 665 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,119 like I was throwing a bit of shade. 666 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,399 Sheena was obviously not too impressed about the comment 667 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,879 "we've not really known each other that long". 668 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,199 That was a bit of a shady-ish kind of comment. 669 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,199 Do you know what? It wasn't meant like that. 670 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,879 It was not meant like that. 671 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,239 I just meant, like, I don't know her as well as I know the other girls. 672 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,079 They just want to knock me down. 673 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,439 I don't understand why - 674 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,279 you've said, "I'm gonna be leaving soon" - 675 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,639 why people are kind of then trying to take issue. 676 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,559 Listen, it might not be a big thing to some of the girls... 677 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:06,759 It's a big thing to me. 678 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:07,999 And to me. Yeah. 679 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,839 And I do not want any drama, 680 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,079 but I feel like they just... all the time. 681 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,959 Yeah. "Seema said this, Seema did that." 682 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,719 I think what's going on between Seema and Sheena 683 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,919 has got blown out of proportion. 684 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,959 'I'm really protective of Seema. 685 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,999 'I know she didn't mean anything malicious.' 686 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,839 She's leaving in a couple of weeks. 687 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,319 I want to make the most and give her the best memories 688 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,719 of the time that she's here. 689 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,239 Oh, gosh, darlings! 690 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,159 SEEMA CACKLES Stop it! 691 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,159 Hey! Oh, my God, look at... 692 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,999 Oh, my God, you look like a hooker. 693 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000 THEY SQUEAL 694 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,759 You look fabulous! 695 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,839 Hello, darling. You OK? Oh, wow! 696 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,879 You look like you're going to look when you're older. 697 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,959 I look like my auntie. 698 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,519 Oh, darlings! 699 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,120 Look at you two! Darlings, darlings, darlings! 700 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,239 You look brilliant! You OK? 701 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,999 Alexis. Hello, darling. 702 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,119 My nemesis. SEEMA SPLUTTERS 703 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,079 You OK? You all right? How are you? 704 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,719 I'm not stressed about seeing Sheena tonight 705 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,119 because all I want to do is nip this in the bud. 706 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,959 Let's have a conversation, let's correct everything, 707 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,320 let's move forward, and let's have some fun. 708 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,320 Aw, it's so fucking itchy, this. 709 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,399 Ooh! My God. You OK? 710 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,719 God, I hate gravel. 711 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,439 Careful. Come on, Cher-mina. 712 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,439 Oh, my God, my sequins have stuck together. 713 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,319 SEEMA LAUGHS Yoo-hoo! 714 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,239 ALL CHEER 715 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,439 Oh, my God. Cher. Cher! Oh, wow! 716 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,279 That is brilliant! 717 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,519 Nermina actually has got a body to die for. 718 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,639 'She could look good in a paper bag. That outfit looks great.' 719 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,479 In fact, I might get where she's got it from. 720 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,959 I want to look like that. 721 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,719 Cheers, girls! Cheers! 722 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,119 Here's to some dodgy wigs! 723 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,079 There's some dodgy wigs in Cheshire today. 724 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,599 Why have you not got dressed up? 725 00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,600 Oh, you can fuck off. LAUGHTER 726 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,799 This is like a real horror movie kind of place. 727 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,119 Yeah, isn't the location great? 728 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,519 Especially when you look in that direction. 729 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,999 Do you know, I have to say, you can give it me all tonight, 730 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,479 and I will take it, but expect it back, bitch. 731 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:15,959 'How old are you, Sheena?' 732 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,919 I shouldn't even ask. 47. Oh, you're so young. 733 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,479 I'm getting on, me. You look amazing. 734 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,039 Right, I'm just gonna go over to... Yeah, I'm an old lady now. 735 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,599 Well, you're not, but you look a lot younger than in your 40s. 736 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,919 Thank you. That's very kind. Thank you very much. 737 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,439 Oh, Sheena, now I've got you. Yeah? 738 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:30,840 Are you upset with me? 739 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,159 Oh, Sheena, now I've got you. Yeah? 740 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,439 Are you upset with me? 741 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,519 I had a FaceTime with Paige. Oh, yeah? 742 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,639 And she said, "Ooh, you were throwing shade." 743 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,479 I was not being judgmental one bit. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 744 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,119 Right? And... If I just say... 745 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,720 Can I just finish? 746 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,879 You don't call me, I don't call you. I'm just as bad. 747 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,239 But we don't have that. Mm. 748 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,479 But that's not meaning it's negative. Mm. 749 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,559 You're great. 750 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,439 But I don't know a lot about you because we've never had one-to-one. 751 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,999 I mean, you're saying we haven't spent a lot of time, 752 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,159 but to me, we've been away on trips. 753 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,200 We have, but I mean... We've spent time together. 754 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:16,079 I'm trying my best to stay polite and be nice, 755 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,439 but it's really frustrating 756 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:21,119 when somebody is constantly speaking over you. 757 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,399 I've had really lovely conversations with you. 758 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,599 No, we have, but we've never had that one-to-one. 759 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,319 I think we've had... We don't. 760 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,599 Can I talk now? 761 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,119 Can I just jump in here? No, no... 762 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,239 No, no, please don't jump in, because I let you speak, 763 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,999 but I've not been allowed to... Yeah, go on. 764 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,079 I've not been allowed to finish. Let her speak. 765 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:41,439 I thought our relationship was a little bit more than surface, 766 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,199 and it felt like what you were saying 767 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,759 was that we really only had a surface-level relationship. 768 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,519 Well, it wasn't. And... OK, great. 769 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,319 Now we're having this conversation - great. 770 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,199 It is not... In my head, I was like, 771 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,759 "Gosh, I think we have quite a lot in common." 772 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,279 We're surface level, and that's all we've got in common. 773 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,280 You know what? It's tricky. Like... 774 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,519 Nermina. 775 00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,359 I mean... what the hell? 776 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,919 It just felt that way at the time. It was very overwhelming time. 777 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,519 Can I just say something? 778 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:14,119 She is there, constantly talking, constantly speaking over me. 779 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,999 It's not like she had a written speech. 780 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,719 You didn't have a written speech, did you? 781 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:19,479 It came from the heart. It wasn't written. 782 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,919 It was coming from the heart. 783 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,799 It was at the moment. You were upset. 784 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,439 Why is she even in our conversation? 785 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,039 Right now... And I think all of that... 786 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,919 I feel like I'm not being listened to right now. 787 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,799 I feel like you're speaking over me and for me, 788 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,919 and that's not what I want. 789 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,519 I am not speaking for anyone. I'm just want to talk to you. 790 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,559 I would never only stick up for Seema, even if she's wrong. 791 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,999 I genuinely don't think she was wrong in this situation, 792 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,519 and I just think Sheena is picking on her a little bit. 793 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:43,959 I'm gonna leave this conversation 794 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,759 cos I feel like I can't say anything anyway. 795 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,320 Yeah, I think you should, yeah. Sorry? 796 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,999 I think you should leave. I will decide that for myself. 797 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,679 Because I'm talking to Seema, and you're constantly butting in. 798 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,079 I'm here. I'm allowed to say... 799 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,639 Oh, girls, come on. No, it's my fucking opinion. 800 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,679 Yeah, but nobody asked, so... No. 801 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,199 Well, I don't care if you asked or not. 802 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,399 I just feel like you're being very fucking sensitive. 803 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,119 This girl is fucking leaving the country. 804 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,079 I'm the least sensitive person in this room. 805 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,559 She's leaving the fucking country. 806 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,799 Why are you shouting? Because you told me just to leave. 807 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,239 Cos you said you're going to leave. 808 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:15,079 You don't have to rub it in. Girls, leave it. 809 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,639 Leave it, leave it, leave it! 810 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,119 Leave it. Fucking you should leave. 811 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,319 Do your thing. Leave it! I am fucking not leaving. 812 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,319 Do your thing. No. 813 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,399 'Nermina's more like Alexis Carrington.' 814 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:28,399 She ain't taking no shit off anybody. 815 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,079 Ladies? Ladies, are we OK? 816 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,719 Come on. I'm not fucking leaving, Seema. 817 00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:35,279 I'm gonna stay here. If she's gonna be this fucking stubborn - 818 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,679 I haven't said anything wrong - 819 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,199 and be like, "You fucking leave," cos I'm not wanted here... 820 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,839 I didn't say "You fucking leave". Well, you did say to leave. 821 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,279 There's a whole night planned, and it's gonna be really fun. 822 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,319 The point I was making is, you said you were gonna go 823 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,239 cos you didn't feel nobody's listening to you. 824 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:49,879 And you said... I think you should 825 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,679 cos it's a conversation between us. It's the tone, the way you say it. 826 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,479 Nermina was sat here as well, 827 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,279 getting involved in the conversation. 828 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,959 Hey, guys. How you doing? First off, you all look amazing. 829 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,399 Oh, my God! Can we have some attention, please? 830 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:06,599 Well, thank God. Now, hopefully, we can get this night back on track. 831 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,879 OK, ladies! So... this, of course, is New York, OK? 832 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:14,599 And we are at a private members' club. 833 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:18,319 We're here this evening to be at the wake 834 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,599 for poor Phil Colons. 835 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,119 Phil Colons, God rest his soul. 836 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,799 The famous record producer, 837 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,159 part-time drummer and daddy to Kylie. 838 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,199 Where's Kylie? 839 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,919 I was Phil's only child. 840 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,639 I'd come back from Oz when I'd heard that Daddy had died. 841 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,719 Personally, I knew nothing about his death when I received the fax, 842 00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:38,279 and these rumours of a feud are rubbish. 843 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,160 Colons' death was probably just go... just Mother Nature. 844 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:44,999 Is this it? 845 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,559 I came here to try and contact the ghoul... 846 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,399 It would be awful to think, Kylie, 847 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,039 that your father was gonna change his will to cut you out... 848 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,039 Look how strange you are. 849 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,719 And all that I did. 850 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:59,759 And I saw something spooky down there, that lane. 851 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,360 SNORES 852 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,639 I feel like this is a bad case 853 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,759 of watching your fucking kids do bad acting classes. 854 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,000 It is like watching your kids. 855 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,919 I don't believe anyone's thoroughly enjoying themselves. 856 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,520 I am Vivienne Untoward. 857 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,959 And I was so shocked about what happened to Phil. 858 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:25,319 I would say my acting skills are OK. 859 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,799 I tried cheering him up. 860 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,719 The only thing that cheered him up was seeing a pretty woman 861 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:31,559 walking down the street. LAUGHTER 862 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:35,119 There was this one time... CHUCKLES 863 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,799 ...we did Romeo And Juliet, and I played Juliet. 864 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,960 To Phil Colons! To Phil Colons! 865 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,319 RACHEL GULPS, CHOKES Oh. Are you...? 866 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,079 Are you OK? Oh, my God, she's been murdered. 867 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,599 SCREAMING Oh, my God! Oh! 868 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,399 Oh, my God! SEEMA CACKLES 869 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:52,759 What the...?! Oh, my God. 870 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,239 Oh, my God! Listen, guys. 871 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:55,719 I should've died. 872 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:57,999 Then I didn't need to play this stupid game, 873 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,159 and I could've lay there. 874 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,319 This is most bizarre, but the death may have had 875 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,999 something to do with Vivienne's drink, do you think? 876 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,519 It's behind you. Maybe try it. 877 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,919 LAUGHTER I'm dead! 878 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,399 So, how do you think that Vivienne actually died? 879 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,879 I think she's been using her vibrator too much. 880 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,519 LAUGHS 881 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,679 Ampika's zoned out. LAUGHTER 882 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:21,239 She's not with us any more. She's disassociated. 883 00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:23,039 OK, can I have a little drum roll, please? 884 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,039 We're gonna tell you who the killer was. 885 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,399 It was... Bonnie. 886 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,199 Oh, for fuck's sake. Bonnie! 887 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,479 No. I knew it was you. 888 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,559 I want a retrial. Did you kill me? No. 889 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:33,800 You bitch. 890 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,359 Did you enjoy that? Ampika, did you enjoy that? 891 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,079 It was an experience. One that I don't want to relive again. 892 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,279 I don't know why I thought it would be more going room to room. 893 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,879 I was clueless. What are we doing? Yeah! 894 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,519 Going to a room? Is somebody getting killed? Do we get a clue? 895 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,839 Thank God all that is done 896 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,720 because that, Rachel... that was one of your worst. 897 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:57,959 Sheena, what happened? 898 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,279 I walked in, it was like fireworks. Oh, my God. 899 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,279 I was trying to just have a convo with Seema. 900 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,319 She had heard that I was upset with her. Yeah. 901 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,319 You were supposed to look after me. I will, honey. 902 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,479 Go on, then. I wasn't there. 903 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,679 Nermina was constantly talking, butting in, 904 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,279 saying Seema didn't mean it like that 905 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,639 and saying from her perspective. 906 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,559 Do I just go over and say, what is the problem? 907 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,359 Don't trip on your dress. You look stunning. 908 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,799 You look stunning. 909 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,599 I just wanted to get across my feelings, 910 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,519 and then I just felt I wasn't being heard. 911 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,519 So, yes, I snapped. 100%, I snapped. 912 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,879 Hello! Hello, erm, Alexis. 913 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,559 AWKWARD LAUGHTER 914 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,999 I have to be honest, I'm over there and I can hear. 915 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,279 Yeah, yeah. Absolutely, yeah. So I just wanna come over. 916 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,999 And I feel that you know me enough 917 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,879 to know that I was not being negative. 918 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,919 One minute, you're telling Sheena that you don't really know her. 919 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,079 Next minute, you're saying you do really know her. 920 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,919 What is it, Seema? I'm lost. 921 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,559 Are you friends, or are you not friends? 922 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,479 I don't think necessarily that you were being negative either. 923 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:52,919 Paige said I threw shade. 924 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,919 "Sheena feels you threw shade." But those weren't my words. 925 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,759 Instead of getting it from other people... 926 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,879 Well, that's what we need to do from the beginning. 927 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:02,119 Yeah, so... Yes, so... That's what I'm saying to you. 928 00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,399 From the beginning. You could have rang me the next day 929 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,479 and said, "Sim, I felt this way." Course you can. 930 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,200 Yeah... Am I not approachable? 931 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,439 For the love of God, let me speak! 932 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,639 I'm just trying to talk, and I'm not being allowed to. 933 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:19,239 I just thought our friendship was more than surface level, 934 00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:20,879 so what you said... 935 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,519 I never meant it as surface level, though, Sheena. 936 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,439 ...made me think, made me feel... I never. 937 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:26,959 ...that what you were saying was that, 938 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,759 out of the five years we've known each other - 939 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,559 which is a long time to know someone... 940 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,479 It's half a decade. It's not 20 years. 941 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,799 It is, but we've not spent any time, real time. 942 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,360 We HAVE spent time together. 943 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,999 Five years of girlie holidays, weekends away, 944 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,519 birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, 945 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,839 and you're just minimising it to "you hardly know each other". 946 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,519 That is really, really low, Seema. 947 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,639 Is it bad to tell somebody you're not as close? 948 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:56,679 It's a little bit awkward, but Seema's gone and done it. 949 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,359 So it is what it is. 950 00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,599 I just think we had an understanding that that was our friendship. 951 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,199 So it was a surface-level friendship? 952 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,759 Is that what you mean? I... I feel that's what it's been. 953 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,079 You've never called me. A surface level? Are you joking? 954 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,719 Er, what's that? Chicken. 955 00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:12,639 Oh, yes. Thank you. 956 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:13,959 I called you to meet up. Where? 957 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,919 I called you to go out, but you cancelled every time. Where? 958 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,039 Oh! Sheena! Sim! But you don't remember that? 959 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,319 Are you actually gonna go there? You don't remember? 960 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:22,679 I've been on my phone, 961 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:28,039 and I've checked every conversation from 2021, 962 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:31,920 and literally, every year, we say about two things. 963 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,639 Sorry while I scroll through all our messages together. 964 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,399 Where have you invited me? 965 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,799 I'm literally going through my phone. 966 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,959 I've invited you to events. 967 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,400 7th of January. 968 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:50,279 "Happy New Year, doll." This is me. 969 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,119 "Hope you and the family are all well. 970 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,479 "Let me know if you're free to meet up for lunch." 971 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,919 She said, "I'm back now. Let me know when's good to catch up." 972 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:03,679 I've invited her to all the events I've ever done. 973 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,319 Where is your invite? 974 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:08,479 I said, "All good here, thank you. 975 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,599 "I'm around next week if you're about." 976 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,239 28th of January. Heard nothing back. 977 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:16,239 On the 31st of January, I text her. 978 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:19,039 "Hi, hun. We still having lunch tomorrow?" 979 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,439 I don't get what's going on. 980 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,639 I don't know what I've done to Sheena 981 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:27,119 for her to feel so much hate towards me. 982 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,319 I've lived in Cheshire so many years. Everyone knows Seema. 983 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,479 I've got a big heart. 984 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,359 I'm not saying you don't have a big heart. 985 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:34,799 And if you feel that, 986 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,999 I feel really bad that you feel that. 987 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,839 I think I'm gonna leave it at that. OK. 988 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,879 That upsets me. Well, I don't know what to say. 989 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:45,639 That's the reality of the situation. How is that the reality? 990 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,439 You've never called me, anywhere. Because, Seema, you are saying... 991 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,679 You've just said to me our relationship is just surface level. 992 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,919 Yeah, because that's how it feels. OK. All right, fine. 993 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,799 Now I know that, I'll put you in the surface-level box. 994 00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,759 We'll leave it there. We'll just leave it there. 995 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,279 You have never rung me to say, "Do you wanna come for dinner?" 996 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,039 Where are you going? So... So I've never rang you? 997 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,759 OK. All right, then. You haven't. OK. 998 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,919 PHONE CHIMES 'Hi, Sheena. Erm... 999 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:12,039 'Do you know what? It's probably gonna work out better... 1000 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,639 'Sorry for messing you around. I feel awful. 1001 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,599 '..if we skip today, 1002 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,839 'and then we can just put in a date next week 1003 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,239 'where I'm not rushing around. 1004 00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:23,679 'I am just flapping a bit.' 1005 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,479 I've been in here long enough in a friendship group... Sim. 1006 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,559 I'm not surface level. Sim, Sim, Sim. Listen. 1007 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,279 No, I'm going home. I get it, but calm down. 1008 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,199 How can she say? Just calm down. 1009 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,399 I'm looking at the whites of Sheena's eyes, 1010 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,559 and I can see she's telling the truth. 1011 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,279 She has reached out to Seema. 1012 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,799 But what does Seema do? 1013 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:44,559 Quite conveniently, wells up, waterworks, we go home. 1014 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,679 Like Seema said, they're not that close. 1015 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,559 So she's actually just proving the point 1016 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,799 that they're not that close, 1017 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,919 because you wouldn't speak to a friend like that. 1018 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:57,199 I'm done. I'm going home. I'm going home. This is stupid. 1019 00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,799 I'm the one here that's getting accused, 1020 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,119 so I don't know what you're raising your voice for. 1021 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,999 Honestly, I feel like I'VE just been killed off. 1022 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,239 I think she was trying to say that she doesn't know you that well. 1023 00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:10,079 My point is, that's very... After five years? 1024 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,639 It doesn't matter, the length of time. 1025 00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,239 It does matter. No, that would upset me. No, it... 1026 00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:15,679 It's very belittling. 1027 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:19,679 They are diminishing the memories I have. 1028 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:20,799 They don't matter. 1029 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,399 Those things that we've done together 1030 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,479 and laughed about mean nothing. 1031 00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,319 They don't matter, and I think that's the thing that's frustrating. 1032 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,639 I'm not being listened to. 1033 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,719 So if nobody's gonna listen, 1034 00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:33,479 then just let her be upset, then, innit? 1035 00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,440 Cos she doesn't wanna hear what I've got to say. 1036 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,119 Next time on... 1037 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:47,319 I don't travel light, do I? I travel expensive. 1038 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:49,879 Lauren's been saying that Nermina's a gegg. 1039 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,839 I don't know what a gegg is! It's like a gegg. 1040 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:54,199 Please can you tell me what a gegg is? 1041 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,239 CORK POPS Ooh! 1042 00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:58,159 Brilliant! That's so cool! 1043 00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,719 And I think she took that probably 1044 00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:01,399 with a bit of offence, and I said to her... 1045 00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,359 No, it was meant in offence, so she took it in the right context. 1046 00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:05,839 TANYA RETCHES 1047 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:09,559 Oh... eurgh! Alpaca shit! 1048 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,999 I carry everything, you know, 1049 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,679 and it's a lot of stress. 1050 00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:17,399 Oliver turned 21 last week, and... 1051 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,880 Oh, I'm... No, go on. Let it out. 1052 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,159 That felt a little bit judgmental, you know? 1053 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,039 Oh, my God! I never fucking judge anyone! 1054 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,799 The word "beg" is not nice. I shouldn't have said it. 1055 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,319 I'm trying to get back out there, build my business up, 1056 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:34,080 be around girls and me being here... And I said well done to Seema. 1057 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,840 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com