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What have I missed?
Yes.

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Ampika and Daves
have a sex life with a dice,

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and they roll it for Kama Sutra.
THEY LAUGH

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Wait, just give me a second
to actually arrive and breathe.

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'Previously on
The Real Housewives Of Cheshire...'

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Your dice has, obviously,
multiple faces. Yeah.

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So, it'll be
a different sexual position.

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David is a bit outdated,

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doesn't know what the positions are,
so I have to show him.

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I'm not BLEEP leaving soon.
I'm gonna stay here.

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If she's gonna be
so BLEEP stubborn to me,

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I haven't said anything wrong,

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and yet you BLEEP
cos I'm not wanted here.

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I didn't say, "You BLEEP leave."
I didn't say that.

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Well, you did say to leave.
I didn't.

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Oh! Oh, are you...?
Oh!

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Are you OK?
Oh, my God!

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Oh, my gosh, have you been murdered?
Oh, my God! Oh!

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Oh, my God!
I called you to meet up.

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Where? I called you to go out,
but you cancelled every time.

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Literally, every year,
we say about two things.

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Sorry, while I scroll through
all our messages together.

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I'm not surface level.
Sim, Sim, listen.

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No, we're going home.
No, I get it.

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But just calm down, calm down.
How can she say...?

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I'm a queen bee,
and I've got a sting in my tail.

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Cheshire's in my blood,
but don't make it boil.

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I'll pray for peace,
but I'm ready for war.

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I might be younger,
but I wasn't born yesterday.

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I don't have time for gossip.
I'm too busy building an empire.

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Cheshire's my playground, and
I'll give you the ride of your life.

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So, Rach, you are very country-fied,
and I'm loving that look.

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Gorgeous. I'm actually gutted
cos I've got the same hat,

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and I've not brought it.

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Hello, ladies!

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Ah!

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She's country too!
Look at that!

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I don't travel light, do I?
I travel expensive.

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The whole point of this retreat
is to bring us all together.

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No more divide, no more upset,
no more tears, no more sadness.

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Just bring everyone together
and feel the love.

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Someone else is joining us.

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Nermina!
Ah! There she is!

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See, I don't travel that light,
you know? No, you don't.

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I'm really happy
for Nermina to be on our trip.

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I am welcoming to all.

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It's just that everybody needs to
remember to mind their own business.

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So, are we all excited, ladies?
Yes, we are. Yes.

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This is going to transform
each and every one of your lives.

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Could you imagine Lauren
as a bus driver? Hey, Lozza!

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To be fair, I actually could.
I could see it.

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No, she'd be so rude to everyone.

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"Sorry, I'm not stopping,
sorry, bye!" Yeah.

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"I've got somewhere to go."
"I'm bored now."

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I've got lots of activities,
so I hope you ladies are not bored.

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Yeah, you're morphing into me!
Yes! We're morphing into each other.

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But I'm not as competitive as you,
Rachel.

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I am so not competitive,
and I hate games,

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and I hate being told what to do.
But it's fun!

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But it's bonding,
it gets us all together as a group.

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This is a sisterhood,
the sisterhood.

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I'm actually really excited.

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We're having so much fun on the bus,
I'm so excited for this trip,

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and it's so lovely from Ampika
to invite me.

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Ooh! We're almost here, ladies!

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Wow!
It's gorgeous.

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Oh, it's nice.
From home to home, ladies.

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Let's go.
Whoo!

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We're here!

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In the Derbyshire hills.
Smell the fresh air, ladies.

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Thank you! Oh!

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Oh, no! Lauren!
Are you all right?

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Are you OK?

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I did not do that, everyone.
I didn't touch her.

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I was so busy looking over there.

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I've got my knee brace
if you need it.

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Who the hell brings a knee brace
on a holiday?

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Like, am I with a bunch of OAPs?
Like, who am I with?

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Let's get in, ladies.
Let's get a glass of Champagne.

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That's a way to make an arrival.

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Beaut!
Ampika!

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I know. This is Zen.

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Wow!

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This is tranquil.
How beautiful.

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Oh, this is gorgeous.

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Can you feel the love, ladies?
Can you feel the love?

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Oh, I love it. Ampika!

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You've done good!
Yes!

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You could be stark-bollock naked
all day long

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cos you've got no-one
who's gonna overlook.

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Literally, could you imagine
coming downstairs...?

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It's absolutely stunning.
Wow!

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I am so excited to be having
such good vibes in the house

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with all the girls, but one thing
is really getting on my tits.

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I've heard nothing from Seema,

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and quite frankly,
I think that's fricking rude.

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I just think it's very bizarre
that I haven't had an RSVP

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to say that, "Unfortunately,
I can't make it."

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That worries me a little bit
cos it's not like Seema.

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Maybe she's seeing how she goes
throughout the morning.

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I hope there's no bad feeling or
anything because I put all this on

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because I want us to all have
a bit of bonding time,

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so unless she's, like, in a hospital
bed, I think she would have text me.

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Why don't we wait
and see what comes out?

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Because to be perfectly honest,

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I think she's actually lucky
she didn't go on that party bus.

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LAUGHTER

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This is the crown jewel
of all the jewels.

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So, we're together, Lauren.

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We don't even cross the corridor
from each other. Aww.

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I'm loving all these details.
Isn't it lovely?

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Very nice, Ampika, very...
Is this Lauren's room, then?

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No, this is Ampika's room.
This is Ampika's room?

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This is my room.
Yeah, it's gorgeous. OK.

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Does that say pheasant or peasant?
Pheasant!

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Are you sure you've got a degree?
I have got a degree!

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We're gonna go up to the western
wing, Nermina's room now. Look!

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Oh, wow!
Beautiful!

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I love this.
You've got a four poster. Beautiful!

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She's got a four poster.
Wow!

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Nice big shower and a bath.
Yeah. Loving it.

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I've saved the best till last.

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So, I just thought
this is very quaint, very cosy.

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Oh, my favourite.
I love a snuggly room.

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Cosy, snuggly, girls, look.
Cute!

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Oh, they're like twin rooms,
aren't they? OK. Yes!

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Jack and Jill, Jack and Jill.
Have I not got a shower?

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Cos I really need a shower.
No.

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Is she joking?
Who is she trying to convince?

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I'm in the smallest room
with no shower.

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Well done on your upselling skills,
Ampika,

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but it's not working around me.

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So, if we wanted to have a shower,
where would we go?

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Right downstairs,
there is a multi-use bathroom.

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All right, cool. Thank you.
OK. OK.

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Well, thank you.
But it is lovely, isn't it?

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It's cute. It's very, very cute.
I'm happy.

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I'm BLEEP knackered.

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Oh, Tanya!
Oh, thank God!

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Oh, my God, you're only coming
for a night, you know.

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You look like
you're coming for two weeks.

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Where's the bloody butler?

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Well, that baggage
is nowhere near as heavy

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as the baggage that I've been
carrying all the way here.

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Wait till you find out
what I've heard from Seema, Ampika.

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I mean, I just don't think
I can keep it to myself any longer.

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It's only one night, you know.
Yes.

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That is a serious amount of clothes.

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Well, it's my make-up,

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it's my natural beauty in there,
Ampika, you know?

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Well, I'm just thrilled that
you're away from being footie mum,

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and you can actually just relax.

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Oh, there's no relaxing for me,
Ampika.

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All the way here, I'm going,
"Don't tell the girls, Tanya.

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"Don't tell the girls, don't do it.
Don't, don't do it!"

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Oh, God, I'm just gonna explode!

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I heard that Lauren's been saying
that Nermina's a geg.

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Have you?
No.

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I don't know
if Nermina knows that or not.

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What is a geg?
It's like a geger, a geg.

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Geg? It sounds like...
MIMICS HOICKING

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Like, when I go...
MIMICS HOICKING

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...when I spit something out. Geg?

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I don't know what a geger is.
It's like geg.

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There's no other words.

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It's like a geg. Like she gegs,
gegs on. What do you mean?

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Like interfere, like a busybody?

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Mm, it's not like
you're not invited,

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it's just like...
yeah, you'll get...

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Tagger on. Tagger on.
Yeah, a geg, a geg.

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Like a clinger-on-er.
Yeah.

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Yes!
Like a clinker.

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What's a clinker?

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You know, like, that bit of poo
you can't get off your bum.

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A winnit.
I don't know!

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THEY GIGGLE

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♪ In my lucky underwear

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♪ In my lucky

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♪ My lucky underwear. ♪

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Oh, bless you.

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You've got your trousers down?
I couldn't get them off.

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Fur coat, no knickers?
Can I have a look?

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Bright red knickers. Ooh, gosh,
it is actually swollen, isn't it?

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Yeah, it's... Do you think
I'm gonna make a fuss?

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Ah!
Oh, Lauren!

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'I can't believe it.'

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She's gone down like a sack of shit!

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Lolly!
Are you all right?

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Are you all right?
Are you OK?

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I didn't know what to say out there

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when they were saying about Seema
and that she hadn't let...

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She would never,
you know, let anyone down.

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She wears her heart on her sleeve,
and if there's anything,

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she would say, "Well, listen,
sorry, I can't make it today."

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She sent me a voice note
as to what's wrong,

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and I'll play it you
so you can understand.

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'No, I'm not good, hun.

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'I've got really bad, acute pain
in the left side of my abdomen.

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'I've had a CT scan.

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'He's given me, like,
different things that it could be,

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'but, like, I'm not really
looking into any of it.

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'I'll just try to keep an open mind,
and I am in so much pain.'

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I don't want them
making it into a big thing

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cos it seems they're dumping on her
at the moment with things.

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The speech, the farewell speech
wasn't quite to everyone's taste,

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and now why is she not letting
anyone know? She sounds terrible.

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Oh, do you know what, though?
I don't... I don't do baths.

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No, I don't do baths either.
I'm a shower person.

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I don't really do baths,
but we're doing baths tonight.

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We'll be having double bubble bath.

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So, obviously, at the '80s night,
I spoke with Nermina

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after the kind of conversation
that you guys had.

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She felt a bit like,

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"Oh, why did Sheena tell me to...
whatever you said."

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She said, "I think I should leave,"
and I said, "I think you should."

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I'm gonna leave this conversation

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cos I just feel like
I can't say anything anyway.

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Yeah, I think you should, yeah.
Sorry?

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I think you should leave.
I... I will decide that for myself.

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Yeah, because I'm talking to Seema,

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and you're constantly butting in
and getting involved.

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I'm allowed to say that,
it's my opinion.

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It's my BLEEP opinion.
Yeah, but nobody asked.

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And I think she took that
probably with a bit of offence,

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and I said to her...
No, no.

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It was meant in offence,
so she took it in the right context.

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Yeah.

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How are things with Sheena?
Because that was all a bit...

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Well, I felt like we didn't leave
it, like, on a good note at all. No.

230
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:09,039
When we left the other night,
she was really, like, harsh to me.

231
00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,919
You know, in that conversation,
and I was like, "You know what?

232
00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,919
"This is not going anywhere,
I'm gonna stand up."

233
00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,679
I literally took my glass, like,
"Ladies, I'm gonna leave you to it."

234
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:20,799
She turns around and says,
"Yes, I think you SHOULD leave."

235
00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,959
I tell you something,
I'm not being spoken to,

236
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,439
so I put my glass down
and went to sit.

237
00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,959
I was like, "You know what?
I'm not leaving BLEEP anywhere."

238
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,599
So, I didn't...
I didn't like that tone,

239
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,519
but saying that, you know,
I came with fresh, good energy.

240
00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,959
I'm really excited
to be with you girls here.

241
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,280
So, I... I feel like it was fine.

242
00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:42,759
Look, someone I barely know
decided to give their opinion

243
00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:45,079
on something that had nothing
to do with them.

244
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,559
So, did I snap? Absolutely.

245
00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:51,679
Was it justified? Absolutely.

246
00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:55,639
Well, you've got a lot of chats
going on these next couple of days.

247
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,800
So you enjoy, and we'll see you
on the party bus on the way home.

248
00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,559
We need to sit up straight,
don't we?

249
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,799
Legs crossed.
Yeah.

250
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,359
I think there's so much more
than what we think are the basics.

251
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,599
Yes, I would agree.

252
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,839
I thought she was teaching us
how to eat without like...

253
00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:16,839
So, my dad was in the Army,

254
00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,679
and so we had to go
to big functions,

255
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:22,239
and he always taught us BMW,
which is Bread, Meal, Wine.

256
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,959
Not that we had wine
cos we were kids.

257
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,039
Bread's always left.
Bread's always left. Yeah.

258
00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,839
Spoon is always on the right.

259
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,399
Ooh, all right, girls.

260
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,119
I could tell you were born
with silver spoons in your mouth.

261
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,959
Ladies, welcome!

262
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,079
Oh!
This is Laura.

263
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,879
Hi!
Good afternoon, ladies.

264
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,679
All of us ladies
need a bit of a polish-up

265
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:45,239
and a refinement on our manners,
so I have searched the globe

266
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:48,199
to find an international
etiquette teacher

267
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,719
to teach us the skills of etiquette.

268
00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:54,159
So, any questions that anyone's
got to ask Laura about rudeness,

269
00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:57,119
interrupting, interrupting
in different styles and formats,

270
00:12:57,120 --> 00:13:00,319
eye-rolling, selfishness -
what does it look like?

271
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:03,959
It's a bit rich,
Ampika arranging etiquette lessons

272
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,879
when she needs them
more than anyone.

273
00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,559
She's got the biggest potty mouth.

274
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,199
Free the nipples!

275
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,199
LAUGHTER

276
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:15,879
I would now like you ladies
to please take a seat.

277
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,360
We haven't got a seat for Ampika.

278
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,079
Have you not got a seat? Oh.

279
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:24,239
Right, ladies, I note quite a number
of you were dragging the chairs,

280
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,519
and there was a lot of noise.

281
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,399
Once you pull your chair out,

282
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,879
you want to stand
in front of your chair,

283
00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:35,680
bring your chair slightly forward,
and then sit down in one go.

284
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,679
LAUGHS

285
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:42,960
Obviously, that's not right.

286
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,279
SNORTS

287
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,079
This is very excellent posture.
Oh.

288
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,559
Oh, thank you. Your back is not
touching the back of the chair.

289
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,199
Thank you.
That's wonderful.

290
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,159
CORK POPS
Whoo!

291
00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,639
Are we allowed to "whoo"?

292
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:01,159
Typically not.
No fun.

293
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:04,279
We're not allowed to whoop
when we hear a pop.

294
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,080
WHOOPS

295
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,439
I like you
cos you're like me.

296
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,279
When you say something horrible,
you smile.

297
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,079
LAUGHTER

298
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:17,119
So, who would like to tell me
the first course we're going to eat?

299
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,319
Tanya said it's BRW. BMW.
Soup. Soup.

300
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,679
The lady here, I was speaking,

301
00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,519
and she was trying to answer my
question, and you were interrupting.

302
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:25,679
But it was my answer.

303
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,719
Oh, it's not my answer,
oh, so did I interrupt you?

304
00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,359
No. You did.
Oh, OK.

305
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,359
You did, Paige.
I apologise.

306
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,359
Well, Paige is on
her best behaviour, isn't she?

307
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,199
Cos she's never apologised
for interrupting me before.

308
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,959
Yes.

309
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,679
So, I think in this group, we have
a tendency of getting involved...

310
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:45,119
She doesn't normally speak
like that, by the way. I... I do.

311
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:48,399
Why is she talking
like this? What's wrong with her?

312
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,439
Speak properly, Paige!
You're from Gloucester.

313
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:55,199
OK, I feel like in this group that
we all get involved in conversations

314
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,319
that not necessarily
we're meant to be a part of,

315
00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:01,359
and it can then spiral, and then
the group becomes fractured.

316
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,359
Are you asking in general?
You're not...

317
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,079
In general.
Not pointing fingers, I hope.

318
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,599
So, keep it as in general.
No, I'm asking in general.

319
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,199
OK, Nermina, calm down.

320
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:14,279
It wasn't meant to be personal.
Looks like I've hit a nerve.

321
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:18,039
Anything you don't want sharing,
maybe don't repeat it,

322
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:22,199
and if you know there's a situation
with you and a person,

323
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,639
deal with that person directly.

324
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,400
Get a new set of friends.

325
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:32,839
I enjoyed that, though.
Ah, I just... I can't.

326
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,679
I start fidgeting a lot.
No, you're a fidget.

327
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,239
Yes, I know.
Should've worn my sunshine lanyard.

328
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,599
Oh, my God, how funny was it
when Paige changed her accent?

329
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,079
I know.

330
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,079
I have put all our differences
to one side.

331
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,159
You don't like her.

332
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,079
You're like... I am enjoying
the banter that we're having.

333
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:50,239
You know me. It takes me a long time
to warm up to people,

334
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,199
and then when I do, I'm silly, I...
TANYA GASPS

335
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,319
Hello, hello, hello!
Hello!

336
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,279
Mind if I come in
for a little chinwag?

337
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,679
You girls all right?
Your ears burning, are they?

338
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,479
They probably are.
I know they always are.

339
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,239
THEY LAUGH

340
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:06,279
And then Paige just appears,
like creeping Jesus! Like, oh!

341
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,199
INHALES SHARPLY

342
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,319
Do you guys know if Nermina knows

343
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:15,039
that Lauren's been saying
that Nermina's a geg?

344
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,359
A what? What's a geg?

345
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,479
What's a geg?
Yeah, I don't know what a geg is.

346
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:23,959
What is a geg?
G-E-G, Golf Echo Golf.

347
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:28,079
Is geg even a word?
I don't even know what it means.

348
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:31,079
Lauren's been calling Nermina a geg.
It's like she gegs on.

349
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:35,559
Wait, hang on. How do you know that
Lauren thinks that Nermina's a geg?

350
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,999
Seema told me.

351
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,239
Why hasn't Seema told Nermina?
Seema's not here. She's poorly.

352
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,119
Seema told me that Lauren's
been calling Nermina a geg,

353
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,879
and I've been thinking at the table,

354
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,959
it just clicked in my head,
cos I thought, ooh!

355
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,439
Is that what I'm talking about?
No! Oh.

356
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,919
This is a fucking new real thing.
Fuck!

357
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,159
It's easier talking to Ralphie
than you two.

358
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,999
Wait, so Seema said...
Oh, my God.

359
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,599
OK, let's just
get the facts straight.

360
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,999
So, Seema said that Lauren said

361
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,279
that Nermina's a geg.
That Nermina's... Yes.

362
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:08,119
And I can't remember if Nermina
knows that Lauren's been call...

363
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,639
So, we don't know if Nermina knows
that she's been called a geg?

364
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,479
You're making it
far more fucking difficult.

365
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,759
So, do we know if Lauren...
Does... Do we know...?

366
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:17,079
Stop shouting
cos she fucking will in a minute!

367
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,239
Oh, my God!

368
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,399
I thought these two
went to private school.

369
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,920
They need to get their money back.
Absolute bird brains.

370
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,959
It was so lovely to see Tanya today.

371
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,119
I'm really happy she's here as well.
Yeah.

372
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:36,639
She said to me today, I said,
"How are all the girls getting on?"

373
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,519
At the moment,
I'm feeling everything's good.

374
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,759
I feel that everyone's happy
and everyone's excited,

375
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,199
and she's like, "Well,
Lauren thinks that Nermina's a geg."

376
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,639
I was like, what?
What's a "gack"?

377
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:46,799
I don't know. A geg.

378
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,679
I have no idea what geg means,

379
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,119
but it does not sound
like a compliment.

380
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:56,079
So, I'm not even sure what a geg is.
I was like, "Geg? What is a geg?"

381
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,079
You know what? I'm... I'm lost here.

382
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,999
Please can you tell me
what a geg is?

383
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,559
"Someone who goes to something
they weren't actually invited to.

384
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:08,799
"Someone who butts into
or who listens to a conversation.

385
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,159
"Someone who tags along."

386
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,839
But you haven't tagged along,
I've invited you. No, I got invited.

387
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,399
Lauren is pot
calling the kettle black.

388
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:19,159
She does it all the time, so,
Lauren, if the cap fits yourself,

389
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,080
wear it, sweetheart, and own it.

390
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,079
Tonight, I've told the girls
to put on their finest pyjamas

391
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,279
because we are having
a slumber party,

392
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,040
Pikaboo style, fun, fun, fun.

393
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,679
Who's ready for a PJ party?
Ooh, look at you!

394
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,319
Yeah. We just... We're just waiting
for Lauren to get changed.

395
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,799
I know, I was just thinking,
Lauren, are you in your gym wear?

396
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,759
Well, what are you wearing?
I'm in lounge wear. I'm in Skims.

397
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,999
Is that what you sleep in?

398
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,919
I actually don't sleep in anything.
I'm actually a naked sleeper.

399
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,479
It's healthy. I sleep naked too.

400
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,439
Do you sleep naked?
No, never.

401
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,159
Sports bra on
and Bridget Jones knickers.

402
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,239
You're marrying a billionaire.
Is he OK with that?

403
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,959
Yeah, he doesn't mind.
He knows the rules.

404
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,679
I wear the trousers
in the household,

405
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,959
and I say, after we've had sex,
"Do not touch me."

406
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,919
I go and put Bridget Jones
knickers on. It holds my stomach in.

407
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,039
Hey!
Whoo!

408
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,039
Whoo!
Look at you!

409
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,999
The teenagers are in the house.

410
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,639
I want to know
what Sheena's secret recipe is

411
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,679
cos that woman is aging backwards.

412
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:27,239
I wish that etiquette lady was here
now, with you sat like that.

413
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,999
LAUGHTER

414
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,119
Nermina!
Hello!

415
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,319
Whoo!
Sexy!

416
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,359
Saving the best for last!
Wow!

417
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:40,839
It's a pyjama party.
Why have you come looking for sex?

418
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,079
None of us fancy you, honeybun.

419
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:47,359
To me, they're ones for your hubby,
not ones for your girlfriends.

420
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,519
Well, the whole point of tonight,
ladies,

421
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:54,319
is to get the female prowess,
the inner alpha female,

422
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:58,439
that thing between your legs
to pulsate and feel magical.

423
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,439
A thing that goes between my legs

424
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,639
that makes me feel magical
and pulsate tonight?

425
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,679
Mm. Is it a big vibrator?

426
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,039
Great. Can't wait to go to bed.

427
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,319
So, what we're gonna do, ladies,
we're gonna go outside.

428
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,159
No, I'm happy. Stop it.
What's happening?

429
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,199
We are going to howl to the moon.

430
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,519
AMPIKA HOWLS
Oh, my God!

431
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,079
I definitely feel
like Ampika's done this before

432
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:24,599
because, yeah,
she is a pro at howling.

433
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,519
AMPIKA HOWLS

434
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,240
That is not her first-time howl.

435
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,199
Come on, then, ladies. Let's go!
Come on.

436
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,479
Enjoy, girlies.

437
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:39,079
Nope, I'm not doing that. No.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

438
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,919
I'm just confused about vagina
to howling, to...

439
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,559
LADIES HOWLING
IN DISTANCE

440
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,399
The moon's gonna be like,
"What the fuck?"

441
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:50,159
We're gonna release any
pent-up negativity to the moon!

442
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,360
THEY HOWL

443
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,839
I was thinking
it's really fucking foggy.

444
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,119
You can't see the moon.

445
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,559
THEY HOWL

446
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,639
Oh, my God, we're all harmonising!

447
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:03,679
So, we've had etiquette,

448
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,199
now we're howling at the moon
from our vaginas.

449
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,840
Who knows what's gonna happen?

450
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,799
We've got a game, ladies,

451
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,159
cos I want to get to know
each and every one of you better.

452
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,639
OK.
You pull out a question.

453
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:19,199
Right, OK.
You read it, and you answer it.

454
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,799
Lauren's question. Lauren.

455
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,319
Wake me up.
Make it a good one, Lozza.

456
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,959
"Who is the biggest gossip
in the group?"

457
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:28,039
Ooh!

458
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,519
The whole truth. I'm getting to know
a bit more about you all.

459
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:31,759
It's me.

460
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,359
LAUGHTER

461
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,879
I've got the biggest gob going.

462
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,119
You don't say

463
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,319
I have! And I... I know!
You actually do. You do.

464
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:45,479
I heard you said to Tanya
that I was a geg.

465
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,959
I don't even know what a geg is.
What?

466
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,319
A geg. A geg.
What's that?

467
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,799
You told Tanya?
No. Yeah.

468
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,119
Oh, so you repeated it?
I didn't.

469
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,359
I didn't.
But not to you.

470
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,679
I haven't... I've not told Nermina!

471
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,999
Right, Nermina, wait. Who...?
I've told Nermina.

472
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,679
Right, no, no, no. Who's told you?
I told... I told Nermina.

473
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,559
Oh, OK.
Ampika told me.

474
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,559
So, gossip here. Gossip Ampika.
Gossip here. Gossip there.

475
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,999
Told Tanya. No.
Tanya's told Ampika.

476
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,559
I asked Paige, and...

477
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,919
I didn't say anything!
No, Ampika asked...

478
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,279
Ampika told me this, I was like,
"Oh, shit, you heard too?"

479
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,279
I did say... what... what you are?

480
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,119
That I'm a geg. I don't even...
I had to get my phone out.

481
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,999
No, no, I never said geg.
I never said "geg", I said "beg".

482
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,319
Ooh, no!

483
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,559
Lauren! Stop talking.

484
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,439
This was a few weeks ago.

485
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,559
OK. When we all started
hanging out together,

486
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,759
I said, "Nermina..."
We've hung out for years.

487
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:40,399
Well, you haven't.
There was a little bit of a gap. OK.

488
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,559
So, I'm not being horrible.

489
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,879
I've been dealing with
something serious last few years.

490
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,559
Yes, you have.
You got better, and I'm so happy.

491
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,159
You're putting me
as I'm someone outside this group

492
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,039
trying to be part of the group.

493
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,079
I've said it. I think what you've
said is not really nice to say.

494
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,159
I think it's incorrect,
and I don't think it's true.

495
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,239
But it's not incorrect.
You don't speak to anyone.

496
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,839
Just because we don't speak...
You haven't spoken to Paige. I do!

497
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,719
First of all, I'm not trying.
That's one thing.

498
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,639
To be part of a group where you've
not seen anyone for three years.

499
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,359
I think you're not going to decide
if I'm part of the group or not.

500
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:11,079
I saw Paige over... outside.
I see her.

501
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,399
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hold on a minute.

502
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,759
I am not deciding
whether you're part of the group.

503
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,719
Why can't you just let me in, then?
No! I will... Wait, wait.

504
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:23,199
I feel so uncomfortable right now
because I really like Nermina.

505
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,439
I love Lauren.

506
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:29,399
I don't know where to put myself.
I feel so awkward.

507
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:33,039
I will never decide
whether you're part of the group.

508
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,559
That would be really unfair
and un... You just said.

509
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,279
I said you were a beg, trying
to part of a group. But I'm not.

510
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,039
I don't think
that's a nice thing to say.

511
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,279
But you've not hung around with us
for three years.

512
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,479
I just think you're rude,
and I'm just gonna leave it.

513
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,679
Oh, you think I'm rude?
I think you're being very rude.

514
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,639
I'm not being rude,
I said at the beginning...

515
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,479
You are rude. You're right, you're
not being rude, you are rude, sorry.

516
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,400
You are a bit of a beg.
Rachel, will you take a gift?

517
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,919
I've been dealing with so much shit
in my life, the last three years.

518
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,679
Oh, so I'm gonna look bad.
I've not been part of any group.

519
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,359
I think you're being extremely rude.
No, I'm not going after her.

520
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,199
I'm just going to cool down
for five seconds.

521
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:11,039
I'm sad to see her get that
hysterical and get really upset,

522
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,719
but she's been here all night,

523
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,359
and she's had all night
to say something.

524
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:18,080
She's very calculated, her.
She knows what she's doing.

525
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:23,399
I do not want to add fuel
to the fire or be mean.

526
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,199
However, in my experience,

527
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,639
does Nermina get involved
where she shouldn't?

528
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,519
Absolutely.
So, does that make her a geg?

529
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,119
Then, yeah, I guess it does.

530
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,039
But this is exactly what she wants.
I'm not...

531
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,719
She's trying
to make herself relevant.

532
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,079
I'm not siding with anyone.

533
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,959
I'm gonna go and check on her
cos she is upset.

534
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,559
Well, you're a beg too, then,
for running off.

535
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,079
Don't call me a beg, Lauren,
come on.

536
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,399
Come on, Lauren, it's not fair.

537
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,519
No-one should go off crying
in any group situation.

538
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,079
You know what I mean? It's not nice.

539
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,079
I am not gonna call you out
in front of a group,

540
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,799
but you and I have the relationship
where we tell each other things.

541
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,039
You're gonna tell me to not speak?
No, I'm not.

542
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,519
Cos I'm not gonna listen.
I feel "beg" is a pretty bad word.

543
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:02,639
It's called a social climber,
and it's the same thing. Ah, Lauren!

544
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,759
That just hit a...
quite a sensitive nerve

545
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,799
because I'm thinking,
like, the last three years,

546
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,839
you're right,
you haven't seen me as much, Lauren,

547
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,959
but what...
I've not been enjoying life.

548
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,839
Actually, I've been fighting for my
life, and for you to say something,

549
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,319
I'm trying to get back into
this group and be part of the group,

550
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,799
you're being an insensitive bitch.

551
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,319
I'm sorry for my language.
You are being an insensitive bitch.

552
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,759
I think she... Because I'm lucky
and happy and grateful

553
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,599
to be able to be part
of this group again

554
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,199
because if you asked me
three years ago,

555
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,519
I wasn't even sure
if I'm gonna be here.

556
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,799
Ampika, I'm gonna be... I'm gonna be
totally honest with you now. Yeah.

557
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,119
This game was only really
gonna go one way.

558
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,199
I disagree. If you ask someone
personal questions,

559
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,399
at some point it's going to...
You're actually wrong.

560
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,999
Cos this game did not go wrong
because of the game.

561
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,199
This went wrong because somebody
told her I said she was a beg.

562
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,519
That was me.
Which was you.

563
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,239
So, actually,
it's your fault, Pikaboo.

564
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,119
It is my fault.
But however, you said it.

565
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:52,239
Read the question.
No, forget etiquette.

566
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,720
"Who is the most genuine?"
Me.

567
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,839
Cos I'll tell you exactly how it is.

568
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,400
Ooh!
No?

569
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,439
Morning.
Morning, angel.

570
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,959
How's the patient this morning?

571
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,559
Oh, I didn't have
a great night's sleep.

572
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:15,599
Aww.
Oh, did you not?

573
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,279
Have you seen the snow?
I know.

574
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,399
Isn't it gorgeous?
Isn't it?

575
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,679
♪ New, new, new day

576
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:26,759
♪ It's a new, new, new day... ♪

577
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:27,799
How old are you now?

578
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,959
Fifty. Thanks.
You don't look 50.

579
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,799
To be fair, I don't think any of us
look our age.

580
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,479
Yeah, no.
I think everyone looks great.

581
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,239
We do things, don't we?
Well... Well...

582
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,999
Oh, when are we having
our fadges done?

583
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,879
What, are you getting
your vaginas tightened?

584
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:40,959
Not tightened, no.

585
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,599
It's just dropped a bit.
Oh, OK.

586
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,439
I just want it just pulled.
Pulling up.

587
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,319
Yeah.
It's just the appearance.

588
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,319
Gravity, really.
Oh, so they're droopy?

589
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,359
Like that.
Let me show you gravity.

590
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,399
Look at this.

591
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,879
Chelsee Healey and Brooke Vincent
posted it.

592
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,360
My fadge, look at that.

593
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:00,799
PAIGE CHUCKLES
You've got a full-on camel toe.

594
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,200
You can't even see that. It's fine.
Mine would be worse.

595
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,479
Aww, ladies.
Good morning!

596
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,999
Got an action-packed day today.
So excited.

597
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,479
Pulling out all the stops as usual.

598
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,639
RACHEL SQUEALS

599
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,999
So, we have got three of us,
well, four of us, actually,

600
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,880
off to the animal farm
for some animal therapy.

601
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,399
If I get shagged by a sheep,
I swear to God I'm going home.

602
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,839
And then for you ladies,
Paige, Sheena and Lauren,

603
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,719
you've got Champagne sabrage...

604
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:42,959
I spend my life around animals and
not enough time around Champagne.

605
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:46,519
Ampika, is there any chance
we can rejiggle the group?

606
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:50,039
...with a very handsome,
sexy gentleman...

607
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,079
Why are you looking at me?

608
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,959
...who's going to do something
extra special with his sword.

609
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,919
I've never heard it called
a sword before.

610
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,279
LAUGHTER You have.

611
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:02,319
♪ Let's start a Champagne riot
That's where I wanna be... ♪

612
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,719
Come on, ladies.
Let's go.

613
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,079
Whoo.

614
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,359
Oh, hi.
Hello. Hiya.

615
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,759
Very Game Of Thrones.

616
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,159
It is very Game Of Thrones.

617
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,799
It's a little fire
in a big fire pit.

618
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,519
That is one big sword.

619
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,399
I hope he knows how to use that,

620
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,879
because, yeah,
that would destroy someone.

621
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,160
SHE LAUGHS
Oh, I shouldn't say that.

622
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:31,199
I'm going to be teaching you guys
the art of sabrage,

623
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:35,199
which is opening a bottle
of Champagne with a sword.

624
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,639
If we've all got fingers
at the end of this...

625
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,919
We're doing good.
We're good.

626
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,160
...we're doing good.

627
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,719
We take our bottle,
holding it from the bottom

628
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,279
to keep fingers and thumbs
out the way.

629
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,199
So, not even using
the sharp tip of the blade.

630
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,719
Just using... using the base of it,
a few times back and forth.

631
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,719
CORK POPS,
SQUEALING

632
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,240
There we go.

633
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,239
SHEEP BAAING

634
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,599
Hi, ladies.

635
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,319
Hi, Clare. We're super excited.
Are you?

636
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,879
Please tell these ladies what
we've got in store for them today.

637
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,079
You're gonna meet
some lovely, fluffy alpaca boys,

638
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,439
take them for a little walk.

639
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,679
What we've got to be careful of
around alpacas

640
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,879
is that we ask you not to touch them
on the face.

641
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,319
If you go towards the face,
they're gonna spit at you,

642
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,479
and when they spit,

643
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,999
it's the contents left of
their bowels that they spit at you.

644
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,039
TANYA RETCHES

645
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,680
They'd better not fucking spit
on me.

646
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,119
Oh, yeah.
LAUGHTER

647
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,079
I mean, this is you.
This is six inches, isn't it, like?

648
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,679
So, we're dealing with six inches,
are we, Tom?

649
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,439
I mean, I'm not good
at measurements,

650
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,280
so whatever you say, Tom.

651
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,839
SQUEALING Oh!

652
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,559
CHEERING That was really good.

653
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,399
That was so cool.

654
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,439
That was probably one of the best
demonstrations I've ever seen.

655
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,999
I'm absolutely delighted.

656
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:54,679
I never do well in these activities,
and now I've done it first time.

657
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,039
Yay me.

658
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,559
Lower the blade where it's heavier.

659
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,599
And make sure you are pushing down
into the bottle as you go.

660
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:01,999
CHEERING Perfect.

661
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,959
Well done.
Look at that.

662
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,840
And if you look again, it's taken
the top of the glass clean off.

663
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,479
Bit more pressure going down
into the bottle.

664
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,919
CHEERING Perfect.

665
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,879
Well done.
Really good.

666
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,319
Well done.
That was very cool.

667
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,759
I really enjoyed that.

668
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,199
Well, Sheena got the best shot,

669
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,959
but, I mean,
who got the best, cleanest cut?

670
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,280
You. It looks like yours is.

671
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,439
Rachel, you're missing
all the fun, Rachel.

672
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:29,479
Fun?

673
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,039
You've got mirrors on your ceiling,
a shower that fits four,

674
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,119
and you think walking
that thing round is fun?

675
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,759
What's happened to you?

676
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,159
Come on!
Come on, Winston.

677
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,279
You stubborn bugger.

678
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,759
Come on.

679
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,479
You are not made
for the farm.

680
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,439
That flat cap, Tanya,
you look similar.

681
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:45,919
RACHEL CHUCKLES

682
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,119
Clare, do you find them
quite affectionate animals?

683
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,519
They're very nervous,
but when you build trust, they are.

684
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,839
Aww! Want to go in for a cuddle,
you're more than welcome.

685
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,279
Just give him a little stroke
on his neck there.

686
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,759
TANYA GROANS
Alpaca shit.

687
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:00,559
SHE RETCHES

688
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,399
I don't know why
she keeps doing this to me.

689
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,679
Last time,
I had to take a donkey for a walk.

690
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,559
It took me for a walk.

691
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,599
SHE WHISTLES

692
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,639
Come on.
Good, good!

693
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:12,840
Vamos andar.

694
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,239
SHE SCREAMS,
DONKEY GUIDE LAUGHS

695
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,919
Fucking hell. Get me out of here.

696
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,279
Can I ask how the therapy's going?

697
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,639
I think Tanya is quite upset.
Fine if you like alpaca shit.

698
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,079
TANYA RETCHES

699
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,399
SHE LAUGHS

700
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,760
CORK POPS,
CHEERING

701
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,119
Cheers, girls.

702
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,479
And thank you, Tom.
Well done.

703
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,119
Thank you.
Well done, guys.

704
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,999
Girlies.
Chin-chin. See you later.

705
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,279
Bye.
Thank you. Bye, guys.

706
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,720
♪ Do you want a taste
Can you handle me? ♪

707
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,359
All right, girlies.
Hi. Hi.

708
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,439
Hi, how was that?
I loved it.

709
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,159
I'm not sure if Tanya agrees,
but I had an amazing time.

710
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,279
Thank you, Ampika.

711
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,120
Tanya's walking home. She stinks.

712
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,599
How's everyone feeling
after last night?

713
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,719
How are you feeling?
I am still really upset about it.

714
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,559
And I don't want to get emotional.

715
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,959
The things that have been said
are just really upsetting, you know,

716
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,559
and I felt like I was trying
to explain myself

717
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,559
and trying to kind of get a word in.

718
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,319
It just escalated really quickly,

719
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,439
and it just genuinely,
really, really upset me.

720
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,239
I don't agree with Lauren
on this particular point.

721
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,519
I like the fact
that Nermina's in the group.

722
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,520
I don't understand
what Lauren's problem is.

723
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,119
What the hell happened last night?

724
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,599
Because...
I don't really know.

725
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,399
I will say, Lauren,
like, you were going in.

726
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,519
Like, you were going...
SHE GRUNTS

727
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,519
But was she giving it to get it?
Oh, yeah.

728
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,319
Don't get me wrong.
It's not like...

729
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,599
It's not like that came
out of nowhere from Lauren.

730
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,599
She's been giving it a lot recently
to everyone.

731
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,999
She has, and I do agree.

732
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,279
I mean, she started with Sheena.
She started with you.

733
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:45,999
She's coming for me,
and then it went to...

734
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,839
Yeah, and I do agree.
I had told her that. I did say that.

735
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,239
Third time lucky, you got it.
Keep pushing, you will get it.

736
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,439
I already know that
when someone attacks me,

737
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:58,039
I go back twice as hard,
twice as horrible, so don't bother,

738
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,119
cos you're not gonna like
what comes out of my mouth.

739
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,519
Why does she feel so entitled

740
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,839
to feel that she needs to kind
of know why I'm back in the group?

741
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,039
I don't disagree with you.

742
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,559
It's something
that she said to Seema

743
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,399
that she never thought you'd
hear about or would get back to you.

744
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,479
She likes you.

745
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,079
Well, it doesn't sound like
she likes me

746
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:16,079
if she says those things about me
behind my back.

747
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,279
I was with Seema in a car,

748
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:23,279
and I asked her why Nermina
was hanging around with us.

749
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:27,279
As a social climber, coming
to these parties is a bit of a beg.

750
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,479
Are these words harsh? Yeah.

751
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,719
But Lauren says what she means,

752
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,999
and I don't necessarily disagree
with her.

753
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:40,919
And she explained to me that she is
launching a new equestrian outfit,

754
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,839
and she wants to be
in the right circles for that.

755
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,719
To promote that. Right.
To promote it.

756
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,640
And I said, "I get it."

757
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,879
When I met Lauren
and when I met you girls,

758
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,599
I was a different person back then.

759
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,719
Most of the time,
I wouldn't actually fight back,

760
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,759
but I'm a fighter.

761
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,319
I've been through absolute shit
in my life, and I will fight you.

762
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,119
If I have to, I will fight you.
I'm not gonna just swallow it.

763
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:05,239
With Lauren, it could go one
of either two ways.

764
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,839
She could reflect and be apologetic,

765
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,199
or she could get really defensive
and make it worse.

766
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,759
I mean, I really hope
that it's not the latter.

767
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,359
I hope that she sits down...
I hope so.

768
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,879
I do not know how I will react
at this point and moment of time.

769
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,680
You know, I just don't know.

770
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,239
Tonight, I've really
pulled out the stops.

771
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,239
I've spared no expense.

772
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:39,759
I've got two chefs from London to
make sure that the food is on point.

773
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:44,719
I want this to be the most lovely,
warm, welcoming last supper

774
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:47,560
that we have together
to finish the retreat off.

775
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,239
I'd like everyone to be seated.

776
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,079
Wow. Remember how to manoeuvre
your chairs.

777
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,239
Oh, yes, thanks for that.

778
00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:58,239
Oh, I love it.

779
00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:01,639
Oh, you're not meant to put
your handbag on the table, are you?

780
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,279
And we all have.
Oh, for fuck's sake.

781
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,840
Every single one of us has.

782
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,079
Sheena, can I just say,

783
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,199
because you've had that wonderful
activity and learning how to...

784
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,679
Oh, my God, it was...

785
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,199
Could you do the honours?

786
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,799
You want me to do it with a knife?

787
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,119
Yeah, we've got it.

788
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,799
I'll open the bottle,
but not like that.

789
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,319
Do you know what, though, Ampika?
What a great activity.

790
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,919
Great party trick
that I'm definitely gonna take.

791
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,799
Oh, yeah, soon as I get home.
I loved that sword.

792
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,279
That was like a...
All right!

793
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,879
Ampika clearly
was not messing around

794
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,199
when she said Tom had a big sword.

795
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,479
Mm.

796
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,839
It was so fun.

797
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,319
It was something like a movie.
I loved my alpaca.

798
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,319
Oh, it was an ugly thing.
Was it Winston?

799
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,959
Winston. Agh.
No, you had Winston.

800
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,879
He was fuming.
He had a proper grumpy face.

801
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,959
I thought you looked very similar
to him.

802
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,239
I did with the flat cap on.
I thought like pet, like owner.

803
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:52,439
Honestly.
I've had a brow lift, thank you.

804
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,119
Guy that did your brow lift...
CORK POPS

805
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,999
EXCLAMATIONS Fucking hell.

806
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,959
Bloody hell, Sheena, all my fillers
shook then with fright.

807
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,279
To Pikaboo. Thank you.
Thank you so much.

808
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,799
Thanks for participating.
I've got wonderful adventurers.

809
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,959
Each and every one of you,
from the bottom of my heart...

810
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:13,039
To get all of your diaries where
someone's free without childcare,

811
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,519
without animal problems, work...

812
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,959
"Animal problems."
Talk... Oh, I know.

813
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,319
Talking about diaries,
I've messed up, girls.

814
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,919
I thought Ralphie's game
was tomorrow, and it's tonight,

815
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:25,439
so I'm gonna have
to scoot off mid...

816
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,079
Football... Football mum life.
Sorry.

817
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,239
If I missed Ralphie's first game
for his new club,

818
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,839
he would never forgive me,
and I wouldn't forgive myself.

819
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,719
The mum guilt, urgh! It's my brain.

820
00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:39,279
Can't remember dates.
It's like an actual flump.

821
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,999
Wish him good luck from us.
I love you, I love you, I love you.

822
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,359
Bye.

823
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,879
Drive safe.
Bye.

824
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,199
How did you meet David?

825
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,559
How did you guys meet?
Through a blind date.

826
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,079
So, about 17 years ago,
I went on a date.

827
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,799
He was with somebody,
but he was never married,

828
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,399
he never lived with anybody.

829
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,079
He lived his life as a single man.

830
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,599
I said, "You've got
to make a decision

831
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,119
"whether you're gonna
stay with the partner

832
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:02,799
"who you've had your children with

833
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,839
"or whether you want to be with me,
and that's not a threat."

834
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,719
And he just said,
"I've made my mind up.

835
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:09,079
"I wanna be with you."
Aww.

836
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,679
Aww.

837
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,439
So, yeah.
Fairy tale.

838
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,999
I think life is full of ups
and downs for everybody,

839
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,119
but I always say to people that
good things happen to good people,

840
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,319
and I've been a very good person
majority of my life,

841
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,319
and that's why I've got
my happily ever after.

842
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,799
I work hard. I make my own money.

843
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,399
I said to him, "When we get married,
I'm happy to sign a prenup.

844
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,279
"Get the prenup written."
I really believe in prenup.

845
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,999
I... I think as well, going through
what we've gone through

846
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,919
and singlehandedly
supporting a family,

847
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,519
when you get back
on the dating apps,

848
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,399
men also find it quite intimidating

849
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,359
when a woman is totally
in their alpha energy.

850
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,559
Yes. Which I don't want to be
in my alpha energy, I don't.

851
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,879
But the fact is, I'm the...
SHE INHALES

852
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,079
Aww, Rach.
Why are you getting upset now?

853
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,839
Don't be silly.
No, you are, I get it.

854
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,800
You're being a mum,
a dad and everything in one.

855
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,159
I can relate to how Rachel feels.

856
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,159
We've both gone through
similar experiences in our life,

857
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,519
but what they say is, "What doesn't
kill you makes you stronger."

858
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,919
Sometimes, you just have to put
your big girl knickers on

859
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,359
and get on with it.

860
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:16,359
I carry everything, you know,
and it's a lot of stress.

861
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,599
So I'm always in my alpha energy,
and I hate it because...

862
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,159
And you do it so well,
but you wish you wouldn't have to.

863
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:25,639
I wish I wouldn't have to,
and I would like to soften,

864
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:29,879
but also, you know, even what
I earn, they find it intimidating.

865
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,759
I feel like sometimes,
you can't win.

866
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,879
You work so hard
so you are independent,

867
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,679
you don't need to rely on anyone,

868
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,559
but then they don't like it
when you work so hard.

869
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,039
I also put the children first.
I always will do.

870
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:45,479
Nick and probably any other man
that I might meet

871
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,999
is going to find that frustrating
that they're not the top of my list,

872
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,399
but when you're a mum of five,
how can anyone be above your kids?

873
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,079
I think I would only date older.

874
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,119
I do. I just... I like an older man.

875
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,119
Oh, so do I, Rachel.
LAUGHTER

876
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,079
Well, it's a good job.
We know you do!

877
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,919
You don't say.

878
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,319
Could you imagine me
round an old folks' home? Be lethal.

879
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,599
Oh, my goodness.
LAUGHTER

880
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,759
Ampika!
Where's Pikaboo?

881
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,080
CHUCKLING

882
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,599
Did you feel like you've had
a lot of, you know,

883
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,439
judgment around the age gap?

884
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,439
A hell of a lot, yeah,
and a lot of abuse on social media.

885
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:26,319
I think one, because of the age gap
and two, because of David's wealth.

886
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,159
I think people are very judgmental
in general

887
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,359
when it comes to age gaps.

888
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,479
Jealous, also a little bit jealous
of the situation.

889
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,399
I get it from all angles.

890
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,919
It's not about interracial,
more that we're inter-faith.

891
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,399
Obviously, I know I have converted,

892
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,199
but I still get it a lot from,
you know, a lot of the communities.

893
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,239
Paige, have you changed
your fashion sense

894
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:45,599
since being with Amir,
would you say? No, I haven't.

895
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:49,159
I've made it my kind of strength
to be me.

896
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,519
Would you wear revealing things?

897
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,159
I've never really been one
to have my boobs out too much,

898
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,399
but that's mainly because I
don't like my boobs, not because...

899
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:57,719
Cos I actually...

900
00:39:57,720 --> 00:40:00,639
I don't think you realise you said
something, you know, at Rachel's...

901
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,679
Murder mystery?
Murder mystery.

902
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,599
You said to me, "You look gorgeous,

903
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:06,639
"but Amir would never let me
leave the house..."

904
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,159
He wouldn't.
"..dressed like that."

905
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,559
I mean that. That's the truth.

906
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,280
Probably wouldn't.
He'd have a go at me.

907
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,559
Oh, my God, Amir would kill me
if I walked out in that.

908
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,559
I mean, he would love it,
but he'd be like, "No, no."

909
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,839
That felt a little bit judgmental,
you know.

910
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,919
Oh, my God! Towards you?
It felt a little bit like,

911
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,519
"Oh, he would never let me..."
Oh, no, no, you've taken... No.

912
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,239
No, no, no.
So, I felt really happy.

913
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,119
And, you know,
I felt like I'd dressed the part.

914
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,320
You thought I judged you?
A little bit judged, yeah.

915
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,279
This is so weird,

916
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:40,439
because wasn't Paige the one
that ran out after Nermina

917
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,599
when she was really upset

918
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,119
and actually spent
the rest of the night with her?

919
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:48,079
And now for Nermina to kind of
turn on her and pick at her

920
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:52,279
for something, like, so petty,
that's not very good.

921
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,679
I think it sounded like
you were maybe saying

922
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,799
that she was disrespecting
her husband by going out like that,

923
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:58,919
and they're not like that.

924
00:40:58,920 --> 00:40:59,959
This is a bit of a stretch.

925
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,999
He trusts what she wears.
This is a reach.

926
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,239
Girls, this is a bit of a reach.

927
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:04,479
I'm completely lost.

928
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,239
If Nermina had such a problem
with what I said,

929
00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:09,879
why is she waiting till now
to tell me?

930
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,359
Why am I getting, like, penalised?

931
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,639
You're not being attacked.
You're not being attacked.

932
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:15,919
And now I'm just, "Oh, my God."

933
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,879
Let me have a go at Amir.
Like, it's just my personal views.

934
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:22,999
I never judge anyone for
what they look like, do or anything.

935
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,799
I think you just need to lower...
I'm not doing anything.

936
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,399
I have been judged all my life.
You don't have to raise your voice.

937
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,079
No, I'm getting pissed -
I'm not gonna be a judgy person,

938
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,079
cos I never judge anyone.

939
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,959
I have been through it,

940
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,119
I have been there and been
the person who was fucking judged.

941
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,519
But you're not putting yourself
in her place that night.

942
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,359
I have a community what I am...
don't fit in.

943
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,759
I am judged on every walk
of my religion.

944
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,640
I would never fucking judge anyone.

945
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:53,079
Is your husband happy for you
to go out in whatever you've got on?

946
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,279
Yes? Then crack on!

947
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,159
Why do you care
about somebody's opinion?

948
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,679
Babes, if you're gonna wear
a see-through outfit,

949
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,439
be confident in it and crack on.

950
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,679
That's what I'm saying.
Don't make me a judgy person.

951
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,119
Are you gonna let me speak or not?

952
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,599
Let's just calm down.
Let's just calm down.

953
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,479
I respect that you apologised,
and we should just leave it there.

954
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,479
OK, well, I can... I can...
I heard you.

955
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,319
I heard you,
and I'm sorry you felt that way.

956
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,919
And I don't think you think
before you speak.

957
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,279
And this is a...
this is a positive thing.

958
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,919
She doesn't think before she speaks?
She doesn't.

959
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:24,959
What about you?

960
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,999
Well, you've not stopped speaking, missus.

961
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,399
Oh, am I allowed to speak or not?
Well, obviously. Go for it.

962
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,519
Good, thank you.
You're holding court, so continue.

963
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,640
No, I'm not.

964
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,079
Nermina's forming a little bit
of a pattern here.

965
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,519
First it was me, then it was Paige,
now it's Lauren.

966
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,279
Look out, girls, who's next?

967
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,239
I was with Seema on the way home,

968
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:48,479
and I said, "How come Nermina's
hanging around again?

969
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:49,999
"Is she becoming a bit of a beg?"

970
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,999
By saying that...
You don't know what I have said.

971
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,999
You're kind of saying...
Well, you just said it.

972
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:59,079
I appreciate my time more than
anything of... anything in life.

973
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:02,359
Which is why I couldn't understand
why you would come to these parties.

974
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,919
Why not? I want to celebrate life.

975
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,399
I want to be around people I like.
OK.

976
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,040
I actually like these girls.

977
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:13,239
You have said to Seema
turn around and not question it

978
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,599
and say, "Good on Nermina."

979
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,919
I am allowed to question why. I did!
You should as a friend.

980
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:20,279
As a friend, you say, "Good on her
for being around again

981
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,359
"after everything
she's been through." And I did!

982
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,719
And I did at the end.

983
00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:25,279
At the end.
No, I asked why you were.

984
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,759
But why question it
in the fucking first place, Lauren?

985
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,479
Because I couldn't understand
why anybody would want to come

986
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,559
to an event and be an extra.

987
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,159
I've never been a fucking extra!
Where are you getting that from?

988
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,079
I've never been an extra. Never.
No, she said... No, you haven't.

989
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,639
And that's why I couldn't understand
why you were there.

990
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,239
I'm getting myself back.
I've been quiet for three years,

991
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:45,520
fighting behind the scenes,
spending time...

992
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,239
I think Nermina's
one of the strongest girls

993
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:50,959
going through
what she's been through.

994
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,799
My father had cancer.
It never leaves you.

995
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,999
I'm trying to get back out there,
build my business up.

996
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,079
And I said well done to Seema.

997
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,919
Being here with girls like you...

998
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,759
The word "beg" is not nice,
and I apologise.

999
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,039
I shouldn't have said it.
I think you used the wrong word.

1000
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,799
Yeah, but, but why has Seema
said the word "beg"?

1001
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,319
Why has she repeated it all?

1002
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,599
And actually, if you're
gonna repeat a conversation,

1003
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,639
I have no problem, but say the end.

1004
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,280
The end was
I'm glad that you're here.

1005
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,759
If there's anything
that Seema needs to learn,

1006
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,279
it's to keep her mouth
firmly closed,

1007
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:24,880
because all of this, Seema,
is down to you.

1008
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,879
I do feel like a conversation is
going to have to be had with Seema

1009
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,919
to find out what she's said
and done.

1010
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:36,119
At this point, I don't understand
why she's done it,

1011
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:37,479
but there has to be a reason

1012
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,240
because this is not making sense
to me right now.

1013
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,839
'Next time on
The Real Housewives Of Cheshire...'

1014
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,759
Oh, my God, right. Brain freeze.

1015
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,479
SHE EXCLAIMS
Fucking hell!

1016
00:44:58,480 --> 00:44:59,999
Fuck me!

1017
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,879
How are you feeling?
You look very stiff.

1018
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,799
It's literally like someone
is pulling my skin.

1019
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,320
What did you say?

1020
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,479
We've got a lot of stress
with our house.

1021
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,959
I always am able
to manage my stress,

1022
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,479
and I'm finding it the most hard

1023
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,639
to talk to him,
the closest person to me.

1024
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,679
Ring me? You never ring me!
But I did ring you.

1025
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:22,639
She has sent messages to you
to invite you out,

1026
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:23,999
and you have declined.

1027
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,519
I've got no freaking messages.
There we go.

1028
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,000
Polka dot princess has polka-d off.

1029
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,440
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