1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,800 THEY HOWL 2 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,439 'Previously on The Real Housewives Of Cheshire...' 3 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:13,480 I don't travel light, do I? I travel expensive. 4 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:18,119 Oh, Ampika! Can you feel the love, ladies? Can you feel the love? 5 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:20,319 Lauren's been saying that Nermina's a geg. 6 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,280 I don't know what a geg is. It's, like, a geg. 7 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:27,039 How do you know that Lauren thinks that Nermina's a geg? 8 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,560 Seema told me. Why hasn't Seema told Nermina? 9 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:33,039 TANYA RETCHES Oh, eurgh! 10 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:34,760 Alpaca BLEEP. 11 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:40,319 I carry everything, you know, and it's a lot of stress. 12 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:41,639 I'm the... Oh! 13 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,200 Oh, Rach. No, go on. Let it out. 14 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,719 The word "beg" is not nice. 15 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,399 I shouldn't have said it. Wrong word. 16 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,520 I'm trying to get back out there, build my business. 17 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:54,039 Why has Seema said the word "beg"? Why has she repeated it all? 18 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,039 The end was I'm glad that you're here. 19 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:58,079 If there's anything that Seema needs to learn, 20 00:00:58,080 --> 00:00:59,600 it's to keep her mouth firmly closed. 21 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,880 I'm a queen bee, and I've got a sting in my tail. 22 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:14,720 Cheshire's in my blood, but don't make it boil. 23 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:20,000 I'll pray for peace, but I'm ready for war. 24 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:26,720 I might be younger, but I wasn't born yesterday. 25 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:32,000 I don't have time for gossip. I'm too busy building an empire. 26 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:37,920 Cheshire's my playground, and I'll give you the ride of your life. 27 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:46,799 ♪ Yeah, we rock and roll Volume overdose 28 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,879 ♪ Get up, hit the road 29 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,520 ♪ Tick, tick, tick, I go boom 30 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:55,880 ♪ Yeah, I go boom, I go boom 31 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,079 ♪ Yeah, I go boom... ♪ 32 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,399 Hi! Hello. 33 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,760 Hey, brother. How are you? 34 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,159 Have you done this before? 35 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,759 Never. OK. 36 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:08,159 ♪ Yeah, we rock and roll Volume overdose... ♪ 37 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:11,799 I know you've been feeling under the weather, so I thought a nice walk... 38 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,919 Listen, this is amazing. 39 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:16,039 Well, you're not gonna get this in Dubai, are you? 40 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:18,199 What? Shit on my shoes? THEY LAUGH 41 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:21,119 ♪ Tick, tick, tick, I go boom... ♪ 42 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,279 We're gonna look fantastic at your launch. 43 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:26,359 Get all these wobbly bits firmed up. That's us. 44 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,519 Think I'll have to move in here for the week, then. 45 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:29,919 THEY LAUGH 46 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:33,439 ♪ Yeah, we rock and roll Volume overdose 47 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,639 ♪ Get up, hit the road 48 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:38,040 ♪ Tick, tick, tick, I go boom. ♪ 49 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,479 Perfect. I'm just gonna put the strap on you. 50 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,799 Have you had this treatment before? No. 51 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,079 OK. But I'm very excited. 52 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:48,199 It's 20,000 squats... Ooh! 53 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,719 ...in one session. Wow. 54 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:53,519 I've got my countdown to my wedding, so this is the perfect place to come 55 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,399 and work on the finer bits that we don't like. 56 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,319 MACHINE WHIRRS Whoo! 57 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,639 THEY LAUGH 58 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,399 This is gonna help my vagina muscles. 59 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,959 Woo-hoo-hoo! 60 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,119 Ooh, my God, Lauren, that is, like... 61 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,079 Phew, that's wild. You're very brave. 62 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,319 You're not even 100%. You're on 75%. 63 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,399 75%? I don't... Ooh, my God, if I went up to 100%, 64 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,599 it think it'd do something to my brain capacity. 65 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,679 WHIRRING INTENSIFIES, AMPIKA SQUEALS 66 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,440 BLEEP hell! BLEEP me! 67 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,160 I'm not even sure I wanna go on this. 68 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:27,399 So, we know that we need Mark to move on with his life, don't we? 69 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,959 We need him to find someone, be in love. 70 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,999 I said to him, "How's about we give you an injection of life, 71 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,159 "we give you a new face and neck?" 72 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,519 You know he had that turkey neck which was quite unsightly? 73 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:40,039 Funnily enough, he's not somebody that catches my eye. 74 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,559 But he catches my eye, but for the... 75 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:44,439 Oh, you like them little and looking like that. Yeah, I do, yeah. 76 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:45,999 Why don't you buy him some heels? 77 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,399 Why, are you gonna put him on, like, a dating app now? 78 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,520 I am actually gonna go dating with him. 79 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:56,479 It's really weird. I actually think it's wrong on every level. 80 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:59,279 Pikaboo, leave him alone. Let him find his own woman. 81 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,239 Ooh. Oh, God. 82 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,999 Do you like the sensation of that, Lauren? Not at all. 83 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,719 I don't like... Argh! No, no, no, no more. Ah. 84 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,919 No! No, no, no, no, lower. 85 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:13,279 'It hurt. I've got pains and feelings I didn't even know I had.' 86 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,879 Always hurts. Why does pain hurt so much? 87 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,279 No, no, ah! No, it hurts. 88 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:19,479 Is it better now? 89 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,519 Well, it's a different... THEY LAUGH 90 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:23,519 I might come now. 91 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:25,439 Ooh. 92 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,479 I do love these trips out. 93 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:28,960 AMPIKA YAWNS Ugh. 94 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:34,319 ♪ My fate is falling Deep in my bones 95 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:35,879 ♪ League of my own 96 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,199 ♪ They call me King Midas I touch it, it's gold... ♪ 97 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,880 Oh, this is cute. Ooh! 98 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,360 ♪ It's all for the taking... ♪ 99 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,839 Real simple. There's the target. 100 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,080 There's the bullseye. Closest one to it. 101 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:55,919 Today, we're gonna learn to be Olympic curlers. 102 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,079 So, what are we saying? What's the bet? 103 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:01,719 I want lifetime black card... Chicken. 104 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,879 ...to your chicken, please. To your chicken shop. 105 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,399 That's doable. 106 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:10,519 OK, so, if we win, then Shane and Sheena are gonna give us 107 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:14,559 a brand-new spec'd out car. Oh, is it? 108 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,359 Oh, my God. I was just more thinking like a couple of pints, 109 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,799 you know what I mean? Yeah. 110 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,319 Lifetime chicken. Come on. 111 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,039 All right, let's go. 112 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,439 'Who doesn't want a free car?' 113 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,639 I mean, they're getting a lifetime supply of chicken. 114 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,919 I mean, I do love chicken, but yeah, we've got the better end. 115 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,719 Let's get the technique. 116 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,440 No, you don't throw it like a bowling ball, right? 117 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,279 That's a good shot now, not in a line. 118 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,280 That's actually really... Oh! Oh, wow! 119 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:42,759 So, I know that Paige and Amir are really, really competitive. 120 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:46,119 However, Shane and I just aren't. 121 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,559 So this is either gonna be hilarious, 122 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,199 or they're gonna get really frustrated that we don't care. 123 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,640 That's a good stance there, love. I love it. 124 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,039 Mind those high heels now. 125 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,879 Whoa, whoa, whoa! SHANE LAUGHS 126 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,760 No way! Shooting the shot. 127 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,199 Ooh-hoo! Ooh! Ooh! Ah! 128 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,600 Don't let me down, Amir. 129 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:09,839 Ah, for... Thought it was gonna squeeze through there for a second. 130 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:12,799 Honestly, all my life, I've just been trying to win, 131 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,999 so I just don't wanna go home losing. 132 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,759 We're losing the car, Amir, we're losing the bloody car! 133 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,400 Don't worry, don't worry. I've got this. 134 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,719 Good shot, good shot. Boom! Oh, my God, whoo! High five! 135 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,119 All right, all right, all right. Oh, chest bump. Love that. 136 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,319 Ooh! THEY LAUGH 137 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,559 I'll take it in black, Sheena. 138 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:32,360 Mm, no, actually maybe in pink. Yeah, pink will do. 139 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:35,879 Oh! 140 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,439 Oh, no! Oh, no! 'Ey! 141 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,599 You're joking me! 142 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,199 Come on! You see that? That's tactics. Oh, my God! 143 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:45,959 Hmm, I'll have 250 pieces of chicken, please. 144 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:48,160 None of that breast, all thighs. 145 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:53,639 I think we should make this a thing. Yeah. 146 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,799 Like, we can go out, do activities. 147 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,719 It's nice to have another couple. 148 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,279 Yeah. Well, I enjoyed it, honestly. 149 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:02,119 I can't remember for the life of me 150 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:07,079 the last time, if ever, Shane and I went on a double date. 151 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,519 Do you guys get out much, 152 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,279 with Nora being so young anyway, obviously? It's hard. No. 153 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:13,039 She is full on. 154 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,399 We love it, but obviously, just cos our house stress 155 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,439 and it's just sometimes, it's a lot, like... Yeah. 156 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:20,119 Well, listen, we are experienced in building a place. 157 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,839 It is very stressful. Yeah. 158 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,359 Anything happens in the house, 159 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,599 if Paige get stressed a little bit extra, that's it. 160 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,959 Oh, my, if it's anything... The whole house comes down! 161 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,919 Yeah, we both just, like, bicker at each other. 162 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,079 It's a lot. Yeah. 163 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:34,599 Do you guys bicker a lot, or...? Erm... 164 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,959 I mean, Jesus, we're both too old for that now, to be honest. 165 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,039 I cause most arguments. 166 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,439 Do you cause most of them? I do now. 167 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:42,239 Do you have very different tastes in style? 168 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,920 I think you just follow what I say. Yeah, I just let her... 169 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:49,039 All the decisions are round me, but also, that's more stress on me. 170 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:50,799 Because then I'm dealing with everything, 171 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,559 and I'm trying to ask his opinion, and he's like, "Well, I don't know. 172 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:54,759 "Whatever you want." 173 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,559 I'm like, "Well, that doesn't help because I need an answer, 174 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,639 "I need an opinion." 175 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:01,320 I don't wanna do something and it's completely wrong. Yeah. 176 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:05,639 If Paige is making all the choices in our house, 177 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:08,839 I don't see the point of me talking to her about these choices. 178 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,479 'I leave it to Paige.' 179 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:13,080 I picked the builder and look what that got me. 180 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:17,279 When we were getting married, my mum, she said to me... 181 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,839 "Don't do it." THEY LAUGH 182 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,440 She said to me, "Listen, darling..." 183 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:26,159 "..fire and fire can't live. 184 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,239 "It will burn down the house. 185 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,959 "One of you need to be water." Oh! 186 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,319 The older I get, 187 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:35,879 the more I am appreciating and learning life's too short. 188 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:38,080 So balance it up. 189 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:41,799 ♪ I don't know what gravity is 190 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,639 ♪ Y'all can see How different my anatomy is 191 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,919 ♪ Priceless, it don't matter What your salary is... ♪ 192 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:48,880 I can actually move my buttocks now, Lauren. 193 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:56,079 This is such a lovely break from my work, honestly. 194 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:58,519 Do you know what, actually, Lauren, I'm really proud of you. 195 00:08:58,520 --> 00:08:59,879 I've got to take my hat off to you. 196 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,639 Never would I have thought you would become 197 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:04,319 this entrepreneur businesswoman, launching new products. 198 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,039 So you deserve this relaxation pamper time. I know. 199 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,879 I was sitting by the pool with my business partner and his son, 200 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:13,759 and I just came up with this great idea to make my own beach range. 201 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:17,319 So, this is actually just a preview for everybody to see it. Yeah. 202 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:20,439 And then we will actually launch the products 203 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:22,319 in a couple of months properly. 204 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:25,079 OK. Perfect, just in time for summer. Correct. 205 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,839 So, the lilos are all at the apartment. 206 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,159 They look incredible. 207 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,199 I don't know anyone 208 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,839 who's brought out a range of really funky lilos, honestly. 209 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,199 I know. It happened by accident. Yeah. 210 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,919 But you know, I've done a lot of manifesting to get where I am. 211 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:39,600 I've also done a lot of hard work. 212 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,320 Shall we go here? Yeah. 213 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:57,919 Did you... Did you ever end up texting Ampika to say 214 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,839 that you weren't going? Yeah, I did. 215 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:02,879 You did? I text her 24 hours later. 216 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,919 Right. I was in A&E. 217 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:09,199 I'd woken up that morning, my stomach had completely ballooned. 218 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,839 'I was in agony.' 219 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:15,560 Do you think, in that moment, I'm worried about texting Ampika? 220 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:19,559 Oh, my God, there was a funny thing. Actually, it wasn't that funny. 221 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,959 We did truth or dare. Oh. Oh, God. 222 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:25,559 And Nermina got a question. Yeah. 223 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:30,560 And she'd heard that Lauren had called her... 224 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:32,880 ...a beg. 225 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,000 That aside... Yeah. 226 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:42,360 ...have you spoken to Lauren? No. 227 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,079 No. OK. 228 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,439 It... It all kicked off because it turns out 229 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:52,399 that Lauren had told you, "Why is Nermina here? 230 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,519 "Is she some kind of beg?" 231 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,559 So she confronted Lauren... Yeah. 232 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,839 ...at the pyjama party, and Lauren's like... 233 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,120 I didn't tell Nermina. You told Tanya. 234 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:07,519 So, then Lauren's upset that she's told you something 235 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:10,160 that shouldn't have left you and her. Oh, God. 236 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:17,559 'Coming up on The Real Housewives Of Cheshire...' 237 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,639 I can't say anything. 238 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:20,959 Well, the truth is, 239 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:23,480 the conversation we had shouldn't have gone any further. 240 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,759 When she's stressed, it's that type of tone, 241 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,599 and then that makes me stressed. 242 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,959 And I'm finding it the most hard 243 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,960 to talk to him, the closest person to me. 244 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:40,959 ♪ She just broke up with her man 245 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,159 ♪ Just a hook-up, it's OK tonight 246 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,839 ♪ I don't care for dancing but 247 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,479 ♪ Bend it over, shoes off... ♪ 248 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,599 Aw. Ah, thank you. 249 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,599 Makes a change, you looking after me. 250 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:55,599 I know. How are you feeling? You look very stiff. 251 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:58,919 It's literally like someone's pulling my skin 252 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:01,079 from the back of my head. It feels really taut. 253 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,199 Do you think it's affecting the way you're speaking? 254 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,319 Cos you sound, like, very... like your mouth is... 255 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:08,439 My neck... My neck's really tight here. 256 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,999 I feel a bit... bit woozy today. I don't know. 257 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,080 He looks like he's just come off a roller-coaster at Alton Towers. 258 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:20,000 'But it's removed half his wrinkles off his face. He looks fantastic.' 259 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,200 Ah! 260 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,719 Hi. You OK? Oh, Rachel, lovely to see you. 261 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:29,759 Lovely to see you. 262 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:32,239 I've brought grapes for the patient. Aw, thanks darling. 263 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:33,399 Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. 264 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,519 Oh, Rachel, what a pleasure to have you round. 265 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:40,000 You're ever so generous, with your punnet of grapes. 266 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,599 I've got you some grapes. Oh, my God. 267 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,279 Although, you seem to be on a diet of fruit at the minute. 268 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,479 Not normally. I'm not a healthy eater, I must admit. 269 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,239 I'm not used to being looked after, though. 270 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,719 Can we just say, who paid for the lower-face and neck lift? 271 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,159 That's different. Who paid for it? 272 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,279 I'm talking about... I paid. Did you treat him to it? 273 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,399 I treated you to it. Yeah, yeah. 274 00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,559 Do you live here full time, 275 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,599 or are you staying here to be looked after? 276 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,399 No, I move in when Ampika goes down south. Right. 277 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,519 Yeah, so, half the week, when I'm in London, Mark moves in, 278 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,319 and he takes on mummy and daddy role, don't you? 279 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:13,199 That's how we co-parent very well together. Yeah, yeah. Right. 280 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:16,079 So, have you got the scars in front of your ears? 281 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,719 They're all in front and I think behind as well. OK. 282 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:19,759 At the sides and back. 283 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,279 Do you mind me asking how old you are? 65. 284 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,799 You're not! You're 65? Yeah, yeah. 285 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,719 See? He doesn't look a day over 22 now, do you, Mark? You look... 286 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,199 Oh, my God, you do look amazing. 287 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:33,359 So, how many ex-wives get their ex-husband a face-lift? 288 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,799 Well, we do a lot for each other. 289 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:39,519 We've been divorced now for probably 18, 19... 290 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,639 Oh, my God. I think it's great. ...years or something. 291 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,120 I think it's great how the two of you are. But... Yeah. 292 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:49,319 Ampika and Mark's relationship might be unconventional, 293 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,319 but I think the fact that they trust each other, 294 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:52,959 they're comfortable around each other, 295 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,440 they co-parent really well together, there's a lot to be said for that. 296 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,959 Rachel, we've got you a little platter of sandwiches. 297 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,199 Oh, how lovely. 298 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,639 Some crisps. Thank you. 299 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,559 What more could a girl want? 300 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,919 I would have thought we'd have had caviar and Champagne, 301 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,719 but sandwiches and crisps will also do the job. 302 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:14,239 Do you know what, Rachel? I wanna play cupid. 303 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,439 With... With Mark or me? With both of you. 304 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,839 Oh. No. No, not together. Not together like that. 305 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,719 I'm not in a place where I'm ready to meet someone. 306 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,640 Yeah. Cos I'm not. 307 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,719 But hold that thought, cos I don't wanna be single. Mm-hm. 308 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,520 I just... just wanna double, double, double check that... 309 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,080 ...it's never gonna be again. 310 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:37,879 Nick and I aren't together, 311 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:41,199 but that doesn't mean my feelings for him suddenly stop. 312 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,639 I still love him. 313 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,560 And you never know, next week, we might be back together. 314 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,279 I think you need to go out and have some fun. 315 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,639 For me, you need to mingle with people 316 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,679 and get to know them as a person. 317 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:55,239 For example, when I was on the hunt for someone, 318 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:58,319 I was literally at golfing places. 319 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,440 I even learnt how to play bridge. 320 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,879 How old does Ampika think I am? 321 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,799 I can just imagine a grandfather clock just ticking away 322 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,879 in the background, and we're all just sat there waiting to die. 323 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,359 I'm not great at meeting new people. 324 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,759 Right, we need to be changing the mindset here. I'll go... 325 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,359 We've got the brick walls up. I need to come and smash them down. 326 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,759 Look, I... I've not been on my own for very long. 327 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,399 Well, I know, but... 328 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,560 we can all find someone, but it's finding that right person, isn't it? 329 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,679 ♪ Feeling fine, feeling so good 330 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,480 ♪ So good, I'm shining 331 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,080 ♪ I'm shining 332 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,800 ♪ I'm shining. ♪ 333 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,799 How long does it take to put on a white t-shirt? 334 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,239 Oh, no, I was doing something else. 335 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,639 I was gonna say, can't you find a bloody white t-shirt? 336 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,919 Things aren't great between myself and Amir at the moment. 337 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,439 It's probably the worst it's been in a very long time, 338 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,159 so I've taken Lauren's advice, 339 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,039 and I've booked us in a couple's therapy session. 340 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,879 Most of our stress is coming from your side 341 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:01,559 cos you're taking on so much with work and other commitments. 342 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,679 I feel when you get stressed, you push everything... 343 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,439 I don't know where you're gonna go with this. But I feel like that. 344 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,359 Now you're pointing the finger. I feel like... I'm a chilled guy. 345 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:12,599 You... And the baby, but this extra stress that's coming from you 346 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,639 is pushing onto me, and I'm getting extra stress, 347 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,599 and then we just, you know, blow it at each other. 348 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,999 I don't think you can sit here and say you're a chilled guy 349 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,400 and you play no part in it. 350 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,519 'We've never gone through anything like this.' 351 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:27,959 Like, this is not our house. We are, like, living with suitcases. 352 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:31,239 And there's a lot of stress and pressure on our heads, 353 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:35,079 and I think that's taking its toll for both of us. 354 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,959 Yeah, I do hold my hands up, I'm very... 355 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,879 I'm a very stressed-out person, I have a lot... I take a lot on. 356 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:40,919 I'm very overwhelmed. 357 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,519 I've always said to you, "Take less stress." 358 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,999 Whatever comes across, you just wanna say yes to everything. 359 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,999 Why can't you say no to certain things... 360 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,879 Because I run a business, who people rely on me. 361 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,279 ...and then prioritise more on us? 362 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,319 No, I have a business where people rely on me. Yeah. 363 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:56,239 If I take a step... I took a step back for two years, like, with Nora. 364 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,799 I finally have got back into the swing of my businesses. 365 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,119 They rely on me heavily in the business 366 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,759 because I'm literally co-director. 367 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:04,959 So, what's the solution? 368 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,759 The solution is... What do you think? 369 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,999 What I'm trying to get to you is there's multiple issues 370 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,839 and multiple layers that have caused this. 371 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:14,519 It's not just, oh, cos I'm taking on so many jobs. It's not that. 372 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:18,399 And that's what, hopefully, this therapist will help us understand. 373 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,999 Like, yeah, I completely get I need to slow down, 374 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,999 but I don't see that happening. 375 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,439 Amir is just not getting me right now. 376 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:28,960 I don't feel seen, and I'm hoping that this therapist can help. 377 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,359 ♪ I'm a bad girl 378 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,799 ♪ I do what I like... ♪ 379 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,359 There you are, there's your sparkling water. Oh, thank you. 380 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:43,479 Enjoy. Thank you. 381 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,879 You're welcome. 382 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,559 I hate the fact that I've got to do this, 383 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,599 but I have to have it out with Seema 384 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,239 cos she really dropped me in it on the girls' trip. 385 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,799 ♪ And I'm coming for you... ♪ 386 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:58,039 I wanna speak to Lauren before her big launch party because... 387 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:02,360 honestly, she needs to understand this wasn't coming from a bad place. 388 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,840 SEEMA SIGHS 389 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,239 Literally... 390 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,639 What did you say? 391 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,319 So, me and Tanya, 392 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,159 we were just talking about the murder mystery night, 393 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,599 and she said to me, "Oh, my God, never seen Nermina like that," 394 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:21,760 and, "Why's she so, like... dramatic?" 395 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,919 And we laughed and I said, "It's really funny cos," I said, 396 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:29,359 "Even Lauren says she's a geg or a gag," and that was it. 397 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:32,719 So it wasn't that I'd gone running to her, saying, "Oh, my God..." 398 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,999 And at the end of the day, if I wanted to be a right bitch 399 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,039 and stir things up, I would have gone straight... 400 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,799 I've not even told Nermina what you said. 401 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,959 Well, what I... The truth... I can't say anything. 402 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,599 Well, the truth is... Yeah. 403 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,280 ...the conversation we had shouldn't have gone any further. 404 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:52,199 I didn't think it was anything wrong in what I was saying. 405 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,080 That "Lauren said Nermina's a beg"? 406 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,839 Look, Seema, you've been caught out. 407 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,999 There's no point trying to make excuses. 408 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,799 But I don't want this to affect what I have with you. Look... 409 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:03,839 It would never. 410 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:06,839 Because, for me, you are my best friend, and I love you dearly. 411 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,959 I know that, and that's why I was so upset. 412 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,439 Well, I feel like coming in this group 413 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,000 at the moment, everyone's just coming for me. 414 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,959 Like, maybe I just don't speak. 415 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,839 Well, think before you speak, Seema. 416 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,759 You've got yourself into so much trouble with all the other girls. 417 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:24,999 I want to defend her, 418 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,079 but it's really hard when she won't take accountability. 419 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,439 If I'm being completely honest, 420 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:33,959 I shouldn't have said it, and you shouldn't have repeated it. Yeah. 421 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,640 Let's face it, Seema, there's no smoke without fire. 422 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,359 Before we do start, I will make minor notes if I need to, 423 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,080 and that's to kind of bring me back to whatever you've mentioned. 424 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,679 Sadly, we've got a lot of stress with our house. 425 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:00,959 Amir's got a lot of stress, 426 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,319 but the financial stress is more on him than it is on me. 427 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,519 So I know that the issues that we're facing 428 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,360 now makes him have to work ten times harder. 429 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,239 I've got the issue, obviously, trying to... 430 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,999 All the responsibility is on me. 431 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,960 If I'm truly honest, I'm very overwhelmed, and I think the... 432 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,839 Let's stay there. Let's just... Let's stay there. 433 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,320 Take your time. We're overwhelmed. 434 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,079 I always am able to manage my stress, 435 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,799 and I'm always able to find solutions. 436 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,399 I'm a very solution-based person. 437 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,399 Like, I always stay in that moment, find the solution to it 438 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,359 and try and get out of that negative headspace. 439 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,959 I've always been that person. 440 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:41,039 But for some reason, I can't get out of that headspace, 441 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:44,319 and everything comes to me, I just can't find the solution. 442 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,119 Amir, let her kind of just be in her... 443 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:49,359 And I'm finding it the most hard to talk to him, 444 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,199 the closest person to me. 445 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,080 Honestly, it's just not easy to hear this. 446 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:58,280 But in this moment in time, I just wanna just take it in. 447 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,119 I wanna be there for Paige and Nora at the end of the day, 448 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,639 and I'm trying my best to support her, 449 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,959 and I am saying to her, "Look, take less work, take less on." 450 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,199 But the way she, like, speaks when she's stressed, 451 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,999 it's that type of tone, and then that makes me stressed. 452 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,119 I don't wanna sit there and talk about situations 453 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,559 and go round in circles constantly. 454 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,399 I just wanna get stuff done. I don't wanna argue. 455 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,439 What you see in front of you is how it goes in our household. 456 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,119 I'm super emotional, he's very dismissive. 457 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,679 It goes like this. 458 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:34,039 But it sounds like there's quite a bit there 459 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,799 where you're dismissing what's happening 460 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,359 and then bringing on the feelings of feeling abandoned. 461 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,879 I don't think it's easy. I think Paige does a lot. 462 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:45,959 The way I work is, sometimes, you've just gotta... just relax. 463 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,319 Paige says yes to everything. 464 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,199 If there's a meeting tomorrow, she'll say yes. 465 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,239 If a work call comes in... 466 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,839 If I don't do it now, when will I do it? 467 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,839 ...and you need to go to the head to, I don't know... 468 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,479 OK, can we just...? 469 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,239 And another thing is every time I say my opinion, 470 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,839 you're always interrupting me, and that's how we argue. 471 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,839 What is that you need from Amir right now? 472 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:07,159 Acknowledge all... Like, acknowledge more the little things that I do do 473 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,960 that you might mark as irrelevant. 474 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,719 So, what do you feel like has been the most challenging thing for you 475 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,679 as a partner to Paige? 476 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,759 If she came in a different tone and said to me, 477 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,839 "Oh, Amir, can you just make the milk?" 478 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,959 And I said, "Oh, I'll be five minutes," 479 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,599 and there was no screaming match or anything like that, 480 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:26,600 and she just waited five, it would be no problem. I would have... 481 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,879 It's a lot. So is it the unpredictability that's...? 482 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,119 Yeah, kind of, yeah, in certain situations. 483 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,159 I could be in bed, 484 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,559 and Nora comes and jumps on top of me in the morning 485 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:39,479 and just wakes me up, and then we could just go full blown argument. 486 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,279 I think what I get frustrated at is I understand your... 487 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,039 you know, you have had a long night, you've probably gone to bed late, 488 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,519 you work and you're stressed. 489 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,799 But also, I'm doing this seven days a week, 490 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,559 and I would just love one day just to sit in bed till ten 491 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:54,439 and be just, like... just breathe, like... That's my argument. OK. 492 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,159 I've said to Paige many times, "Have a lie in." 493 00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:00,599 I know I do a lot, but I do it 494 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,559 half the time because I want to make sure everyone's fine 495 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:04,879 before I am in the morning, 496 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,999 but also the fact that I know I've got a lot of people relying on me, 497 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,919 and I feel bad, and I feel like if I don't commit or do my part, 498 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,439 say, in my business, for example, 499 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,000 people are like, "What are you doing? You're just at home." 500 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,199 I think this therapy is the best thing for us. 501 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,359 It's... It's good. 502 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,599 We can both listen to each other, and we can take notes, 503 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,639 and maybe it can help us. 504 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,479 Today's session has helped us so much, 505 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,239 but it has opened my eyes that we will probably need 506 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:35,040 a lot more therapy going forward, and that's really sad. 507 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,600 ♪ With an attitude 508 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,640 ♪ With an attitude... ♪ 509 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:47,559 Have I seen right, 510 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:52,079 you've got MTV awards on the floor, propping the doors open? 511 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,079 Everybody loves those awards. Jesus Christ! 512 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,279 Everyone needs an MTV doorstopper. 513 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,759 This is incredible, literally. Oh, thank you, Ampika. 514 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,439 You can never make a true friendship unless you invest in someone, 515 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,719 and that means sometimes making that person a priority, 516 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:09,559 taking the time to get to know them, and even getting in your car 517 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,119 and driving God knows how long to go and see them. 518 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,759 Make the effort, that's all you need to do. 519 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,399 Well, to show my appreciation, 520 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,639 I've actually got you a little present, Sheena. What?! 521 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:19,959 Are you joking? Well... 522 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,520 Ampika! I know, but, listen, I hope you like it. 523 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,959 Oh, I bloody love it! AMPIKA LAUGHS 524 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,679 It's a little... Ampika! 525 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,240 So you never need to feel lonely. 526 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,479 I'm really getting to know Ampika, 527 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,519 and I absolutely love what I'm seeing. 528 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,959 I think we've got a lot in common, 529 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:44,759 so I am just loving the flourishing of our little relationship here. 530 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,679 You got me good cos I love a blanket. 531 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,959 Do you? Oh, my God! 532 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,799 Like you know me already, my darling. Yes. 533 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,440 Perfect. I think we've got loads of ground to cover, Sheena. 534 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,239 I saw Rachel the other day, and she went, 535 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,679 "Everybody else has text Seema to make sure she's all right, 536 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:00,999 "and Sheena was the only one." 537 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,119 I was like, "Oh, I didn't even know that." 538 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:06,239 I mean, we have a whole group chat where we talk to one another on. 539 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,919 I feel like if it was something that she wanted everybody to know, 540 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,199 she'd go on the group chat, and she'd say, 541 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,319 "Guys, I'm really unwell, I won't be able to make it," 542 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,639 or she'd message the person that organised it all 543 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,359 and say, "I'm unwell, I can't make it." 544 00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:20,399 She didn't. 545 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,559 Oh, my God, nobody said anything! No-one knew. 546 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,679 Nobody even messaged in the group to say, "Girls, Seema's really unwell." 547 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,799 It's like, what are you trying to do here? 548 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,519 Cos to me, that feels like you're trying to stir something up, 549 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,880 and I'm not interested in that at all. 550 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:41,200 ♪ New days and the good times Just let 'em roll 551 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:43,919 ♪ Sun's up 552 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:47,119 ♪ All right, all right It's time to link up 553 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:49,319 ♪ What will we do? What can we think up? 554 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,119 ♪ Cos you know we have fun... ♪ 555 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:55,959 Girls, everybody say, "Beach By L"! 556 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,239 Right, OK. One, two, three... 557 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,839 Beach by L! 558 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,719 Whoo! 559 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,319 'I am so excited.' 560 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,799 Today is the day 561 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:12,159 that Lauren's lilos are being born into the world in Wales. 562 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,679 Who'd have thought? 563 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:18,839 So, I think we should just, like, walk round, but, like, really fun. 564 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,359 Just twice, just, like... But we're not gonna go... 565 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:24,439 So, Gig, all the guests are gonna be this side. OK. 566 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:29,639 So, I think round once, and then you guys stop there kind of in a line, 567 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,759 and then from there, we'll kind of dance, maybe? 568 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:32,999 OK. What do you think? 569 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,759 I've got models in cowboy boots to show off my beach range and lilos. 570 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,879 Now it's just a small matter of planning it all with Gigi. 571 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,719 We go there, and we stop there. Pose. 572 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,959 And we go back. Right, OK. 573 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,599 Once you get there, someone else goes. Follow me. You go last. 574 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,439 You do it. Sorry. LAUREN LAUGHS 575 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,559 Let's go, girls! Whoo! 576 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,599 Whoo! Let's go... 577 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,199 Why did no-one follow me? Oh, we are? 578 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,759 See? See? We need some more... 579 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,239 Still got a lot to organise. 580 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,359 No drinking till later. Keep focused, Lol. 581 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:04,480 ♪ Every time we get sweeter 582 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,799 ♪ All my feelings get deeper... ♪ 583 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,560 We should have our picture taken. 584 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:14,359 ♪ Every time we get stronger... ♪ 585 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:16,439 Do you have your speech ready yet? 586 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,679 No, no, no. No? 587 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,319 Sugar bumps. 588 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,160 You just... I haven't even read it, and I'm not even lying. 589 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:27,199 ♪ This is cool in its purest form 590 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,719 ♪ No, I will not fit in No... ♪ 591 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,799 Oh, wow! Oh, my God, this is amazing! 592 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,279 Look at this! You're gonna have to find where Lauren is 593 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,520 because my eyes aren't good enough. OK, where is she? 594 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,159 "I just wanna say a massive thank you. 595 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,799 "We couldn't have done this without you. 596 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,319 "A few quick thank yous..." 597 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,759 ♪ No, I will not fit in No... ♪ 598 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,999 You haven't commented on my dress tonight. 599 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,199 Lauren's dressed me. Bill and Ben are out! 600 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,879 The two bald men under my dress. 601 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,640 I feel like going brrrr! THEY LAUGH 602 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,639 This looks amazing. It is. You know what? 603 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,639 I'm just... They don't look very long. 604 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:13,479 I would have to tie two together. 605 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:17,519 'These lilos are very fun, they're colourful.' 606 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,119 They're a bit small. 607 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:20,759 Hi, ladies! 608 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,079 Hi! Hi, darling! 609 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,479 Oh, wow! 610 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,759 You've got your boobs out too. I'm so happy. 611 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,679 Do you know what? This is the premium range. 612 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,319 We have a budget collection, we have the premium range. 613 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,839 You can't call her... You don't even know the price range! 614 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,759 No, but that's what... The price range is no frills, isn't it? 615 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:40,079 You've come in straight away, and you've gone, "Cheap, expensive." No! 616 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,199 Ooh, yeah, I don't know. 617 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,799 I don't know what she's getting at here, 618 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,639 but, Lauren, I think she's giving you a little dig. 619 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,159 How's Mark doing? 620 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,959 He looks like the Elephant Man today. What, even more swollen? 621 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,119 It's more swollen, and here, it looks like he's got jaundice. 622 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,879 Oh! Oh. And he said the pain is increasing. 623 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:59,319 So I've left him propped up. Nora's running round after him. 624 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,759 I didn't realise he was 62. He looks great! 625 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:05,039 I thought he was older than 62. 626 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,159 SEEMA LAUGHS 627 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,519 He's not 62, he's 67. Where have you got 62? 628 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,719 Did he say 67 to me? 629 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:15,359 Do you mind me asking how old you are? 65. 630 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,640 See? He doesn't look a day over 22 now, do you, Mark? You look... 631 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,119 I hope he wasn't telling you porkies, Rachel, 632 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,239 to try and get on in there. 633 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,319 THEY LAUGH 634 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,320 It's never gonna happen. 635 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,239 So, what have you been up to? I feel like I'm so out of the loop. 636 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:35,239 I went to Sheena's, been to Sheena's house. How is she? 637 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,319 I actually felt like I bonded with her. OK. 638 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:41,199 And I found out a lot more about Sheena's past and history. 639 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,639 Oh, really? Which makes me understand her more. 640 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:44,799 Right. Yeah. 641 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:51,399 This woman is doing nothing than being a very talented shit-stirrer. 642 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,720 'And you just need to stop.' 643 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,679 Hello, hello, hello. Soon as you drive up, you know... 644 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,119 Hello, girls! Hello! 645 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,719 EXCITED CHATTER I can't believe you're still here. 646 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,919 Oh, not... not two. RACHEL CHUCKLES 647 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:08,279 Nick and Royston confuse the hell out of me, I'll be honest. 648 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,199 I never know when they're gonna have a go at me. 649 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,559 It comes out of nowhere. 650 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:15,719 Rachel, you stole the show when you came in with that coat. 651 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,559 It was absolutely fabulous. Thank you. 652 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,679 And then sometimes, they're fine. 653 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,959 But I did think it needed plucking and putting in an oven. 654 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,080 THEY LAUGH 655 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,759 Seema, can I ask you a question? Yeah. 656 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,399 I'm not being rude when I ask it. Go on. 657 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,399 Have you had something to, like, lift you up here? No! 658 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,359 Not at all. Because literally, you look like... 659 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,839 Do I? So it's the make-up. Oh, right, OK. 660 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,319 Yeah. She's done a very good job. 661 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,919 So she's gone very high with my blusher. 662 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,199 It's literally lifted you. Has it worked? 663 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,879 Make-up can't make you that tight. LAUGHTER 664 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,399 Your face... What are you saying? 665 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,119 Your face is that tight... We don't all have to be like you. 666 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,879 Your face is that tight... Don't tempt me. 667 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:57,119 You cheeky bitch! This is au naturel. 668 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,920 LAUGHS 669 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,119 You need to check your own faces out first. 670 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,640 You've all had about three or four face-lifts. 671 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,119 HE LAUGHS 672 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,719 I definitely think Seema's had something done round there. 673 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,159 It looks fantastic. Seema is so stretched. 674 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,719 I don't care what you... Hark who's talking! 675 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,559 I know, but at least own it. 676 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:21,039 Especially when she said it was coming out of a bottle. Yeah. 677 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,839 Well, get me a bottle as well, will you? 678 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:26,160 We could be millionaires if we all used that one. God Almighty! 679 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,719 Well, she's really pulled it off tonight, hasn't she? 680 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:30,759 I mean, it's fabulous. 681 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:34,199 It's very much got that Benidorm feel, hasn't it? Benidorm?! 682 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,039 I bet you've never been to Benidorm, have you? 683 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,239 No, but I've seen it on YouTube, and Benidorm, they've got the floaters. 684 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:40,919 The floaters in Benidorm 685 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,560 are not this sort of floater, though, are they? 686 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,279 EXCITED CHATTER 687 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:51,119 I'm so excited for this. I can't believe it's happening. 688 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,719 I've just realised, when I go out, I'm the only one. 689 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,399 I'm gonna have to just scream at myself. 690 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,479 Yeah! 691 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,959 I can't believe it. I wanna pinch myself. 692 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,120 CHEERING 693 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,440 Yeah! 694 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,279 Whoo! 695 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,840 LAUREN SHOUTS 696 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,439 Yeah, I like the bag. Yeah! 697 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,399 I think she's done so well! 698 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,479 CHEERING 699 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,000 Go on, Gigi! 700 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,919 Whoo! 701 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:33,280 Wow, wow! Give the girls a round of applause! 702 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,039 Fran did write me a speech. 703 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,839 However, I decided to just wang it. 704 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,479 Ayyy! 705 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,799 So, this started in Marbella, 706 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,039 and I was doing what I do best, 707 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,079 complaining that the lilo wasn't good enough. 708 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:52,719 And from that, we have grown. 709 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:57,119 We've got packing cubes, we have beach bags, 710 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,760 we have... What else have we got, Sonny? 711 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,719 'Lauren, maybe you should have had a speech.' 712 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,479 The whole night's about your lilos. 713 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,719 You've not even bloody mentioned them! 714 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,680 So we're super excited to launch this brand. 715 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:20,479 And, now, apparently, this material is how much a square metre, Matthew? 716 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,679 So, would you be really upset if I went for a little swim in it? 717 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:28,559 I think this dress is about five grand. 718 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,720 SHEENA SQUEALS 719 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,999 Oh, my God, Lauren, don't do it. 720 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,159 CHEERING 721 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,560 Oh, my God! Whoo! 722 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,879 You can't fit on that lilo. 723 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,240 CHEERING 724 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,479 ROYSTON LAUGHS 725 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,799 I think you're right. She's too big for them. 726 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,959 Yeah, I think that... She's too big. She's too big. 727 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,519 Oh, Lozzer! 'Looked like a drowned rat.' 728 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,919 I couldn't get on the lilo, couldn't get one leg on. 729 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,599 'Oh, you know what? 730 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,959 'I was trying not to get my hair and make-up wet.' 731 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,399 Next time, I'm diving straight on that lilo. They're so comfy. 732 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,239 I might go and live in one. On one. In one. 733 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:11,999 LAUGHS 734 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,400 Let's have a party! CHEERING 735 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:21,279 ♪ I been doing fine I been doing great 736 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,959 ♪ I been throwing off shade 737 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,040 ♪ Catching all the sunshine On my face.... ♪ 738 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,319 You've put it together fantastic, I think. 739 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,079 Are you having a nice time? You have, yeah. 740 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,479 I mean, that's what I was saying. 741 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,839 2:30 on a Wednesday, I was like, "This place is popping." 742 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,280 And in Wales! 743 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,039 ♪ I been doing fine I been doing great... ♪ 744 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,919 Oh, tell me, is there anybody in the room that you fancy? 745 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,319 You. LAUGHTER 746 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,919 ♪ Living life again Living for today 747 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,079 ♪ I been doing great. ♪ 748 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:53,119 Congratulations. Thank you. 749 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,559 Incredible. 750 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,399 Watching you get in that pool, I was like, "Right, that is..." 751 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,719 I was really worried about you. 752 00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,839 I was like, "Oh, no, please just protect this part." 753 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,719 I literally thought I needed armbands. 754 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:04,799 And then my mother came over. She was so cute. 755 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,679 She went, "You know what? You need to make armbands for kids." 756 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,839 Cos it was me. But I've got me armbands. 757 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,320 You've got the armbands! 758 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,799 I've not seen you! I know. 759 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:19,399 But I think you gave me a bit of advice earlier on about therapy. 760 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,359 So, myself and Amir did couples' therapy. Oh! 761 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,199 I think it was, like, really helpful. 762 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,039 And just having that third person, 763 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,440 just to delegate and understand... That's what I said. 764 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,159 I feel like we're gonna carry on 765 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,759 and just see where it goes and how much it can help us. 766 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,479 So, yeah, I really appreciate the advice. 767 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,519 I'm so happy. 768 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,039 Yes, I know we're going through so much, 769 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,959 and, yeah, the spark probably has faded a bit. 770 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:47,879 But I'm a big believer in love, and that can happen and reunite. 771 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:51,799 I know it will. Like, we love each other. 772 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,119 Work and family is hard. It is. 773 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,159 And it's too many. I know. 774 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,199 We need to change it. 775 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,599 I think if you can resolve it before you get that deep... 776 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,719 That's what I was saying. 777 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:02,279 That's why I was like, "We need it now." 778 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,719 I think we're gonna carry on 779 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,919 and, you know, hopefully be able to, like... 780 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,959 Once we get over this hurdle, 781 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,600 it'll be, like, on a better kind of playing field. 782 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,639 Right, lovely to meet you. I'm gonna sit down somewhere. 783 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,080 And you. Lovely to meet you. Er, yeah. So, erm... 784 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,679 Yes. OK. 785 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,279 Lauren and James was a thing. 786 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,959 Were they? Yeah. 787 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:31,080 Seemingly in the cellar. Stop. 788 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:36,879 Yes! 789 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,880 He lives here, in this area. Yes. Ah! 790 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,639 You having one? Here you are, James. 791 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,359 Me? Are you mad? I can't, I can't. 792 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,679 James is my new friend. 793 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,800 'We're having fun, we're hanging out together.' 794 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,560 You know what happens when I do tequila. 795 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:03,920 And, er, yeah, let's see. 796 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,519 Hi! Hi! 797 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,719 How amazing was that? I know. 798 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:12,559 How have you been, Seema? Oh, I've been all right. 799 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,039 Well, I've missed you all. 800 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,559 I've barely seen any of you. I know. 801 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:20,679 I haven't seen Sheena since the murder mystery night. Right. 802 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,919 So I just feel... Are you two cool now, or, like...? 803 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,919 You know what? She did call me a couple of days later 804 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:30,159 and just said, "Look, Sim, others are making it a bigger thing 805 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,240 "than what it is for me," so I was like, "Well, then, who?" 806 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:38,519 I'm being painted out to be someone that's completely... 807 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,439 Would I ever decline if you offered me...? 808 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:41,719 I've offered you. 809 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:44,599 I contacted you years ago, you and Sandeep, 810 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,479 to come out with me and David, and you declined, 811 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,959 and I never got an invitation again. 812 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:48,999 And I say that on... 813 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,919 Well, listen, in that moment, it could've been... 814 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,599 Maybe we're doing something, but I've never declined because... 815 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,240 But you've never returned the invitation back. 816 00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:03,399 Seema has got very selective memory disorder, 817 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,959 where she remembers certain things and not others. 818 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,679 When Sheena says that she's reached out to Seema 819 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,879 on numerous occasions historically 820 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,519 and never got a return invitation back, 821 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:14,959 I totally believe Sheena. 822 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,519 You're full of shit, Seema. 823 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,239 If you try with someone, then you don't get anything back, 824 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,599 you think, "OK, then, fair enough. I'll just shelve that." 825 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,319 Well, I'm telling you now. I could show you my phone. 826 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,719 Where's there a message where she's messaged me to say come round? 827 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,879 There's nothing. Well, I asked Sheena, 828 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,079 and she said she's not prepared to start going down 829 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,839 some pathetic, childhood bullshit tactics of getting phones out. 830 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,960 So that's fine. Well, how else am I gonna prove it? 831 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:42,679 I didn't even bring up anything about text messages. 832 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,079 So, we were gonna talk about... Oh, here we go! Hello! 833 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,359 Here we go. Sorry, darling. 834 00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,879 If we talk about being childish, 835 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,759 she was the one that actually said to me, 836 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,919 "Well, I've got text messages to prove that I've invited you." 837 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,159 Well, where? Course I'm gonna check my phone. 838 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,559 So I'm not the one that's being childish. 839 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,679 But she has sent messages to you to invite you out, 840 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:02,759 and you have declined. 841 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,119 She can't. She hasn't got them. I haven't got the messages! 842 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:08,279 Why is it you're only willing to listen to Sheena? 843 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,959 Why can't you listen to me? 844 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,799 Well, that's all what I've been told. 845 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,679 Well, then, it's not childish, 846 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,439 she just needs to back it up and say, "Here." 847 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,639 Do you know what? I'm gonna let you two talk about this 848 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:18,959 cos it's pissing me off again. 849 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,999 Why, where are you going? No, because I haven't... 850 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,599 I've got no frickin' messages! 851 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,200 Polka-dot princess has polka-ed off. 852 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,999 Polka dancing. Why have you got a problem with her? 853 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,239 What? I haven't got a problem. 854 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:33,880 I'm just trying to get to the bottom of it. 855 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,599 Ampika's the one that said, "I wanna bring the group together. 856 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,959 "I want everyone to get on." 857 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,959 And look at her now, how she's going off at Seema. 858 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,800 I have no idea why she's even involved in this. 859 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,039 I said to Sheena, "I believe you." 860 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,879 So, Seema's gone through her phone, can't find any messages. 861 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,639 She's actually done that. Sheena won't go through her phone. 862 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,159 Yeah? But you believe Sheena? Yeah, I do. 863 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:58,679 I'm gonna have to believe Seema 864 00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,279 because she's gone right through her phones, and she has two, 865 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,759 and she's gone through them both. 866 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,479 Sheena, on the other hand, won't show anyone the messages. 867 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:09,519 So, in the Court of Cheshire, you go with facts. 868 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,679 You're not buying into anything apart from what Sheena's saying. 869 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:13,719 Your phone... 870 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:16,559 Has she got, like, a magic thing and gone, "Zzz!" 871 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:17,680 Whoo! 872 00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:21,119 I've got my own mind, and I know what I heard, 873 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,639 and I know what I've seen and who I believe. No, I'm sorry. 874 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,839 From the outside looking in, there's facts, and then there's not, 875 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,359 and you're going with the "not". 876 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,920 I'm going with what I've seen. 877 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,159 Seema - I've not seen Seema for ages. Yeah. 878 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:42,879 But I got to ask Seema about the situation with the messages. 879 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,159 Then she went off, she went off in a bit of a huff. 880 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,679 Oh, really? In a huff, yeah. 881 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,119 Next minute, Goldilocks comes along. 882 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,039 God. Goldilocks. 883 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,119 So, she said, "Has Sheena..." Oh, my God. 884 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,679 "..kind of brainwashed you?" And I said, "Not really." 885 00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:01,959 I said, "Have you ever tried, Seema, going to Sheena's house?" 886 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,599 "It doesn't really work like that. 887 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,799 "You know, it's a certain level of friendship and..." 888 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:06,879 Oh, my God. 889 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,680 I was like, "Right, what are you getting involved for?" 890 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,599 Seema is still bad-mouthing me, 891 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,039 even though we had a whole conversation the next day 892 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,799 and cleared everything up. 893 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,399 Why has this come up yet again? 894 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,079 What is Seema playing at? 895 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,199 Hello! Oh, my God, I haven't seen you all night. 896 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,639 Hi. You look gorgeous. So do you. 897 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,799 You OK? Mwah. Good, thank you. 898 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,879 Speak of the devil and she appears! Were you talking about me? 899 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,239 Yes! Nice. 900 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,479 What...? All right. 901 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:38,279 Why does Ampika always seem to be talking about me behind my back? 902 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:39,879 For what reason? 903 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:43,199 I was actually saying that you said, 904 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,159 "Has Sheena got a gong 905 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:50,599 "and magically makes me believe that what Sheena says is right?" 906 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,839 Oh. Show her the messages. It'll all get sorted. 907 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,079 Oh, fuck that! Fuck that shit. No, because guess what? 908 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,239 If you call me a liar and then I've got to prove myself, 909 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:58,399 we can never go back. 910 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,079 No, but Seema's been called a liar. By who? 911 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:04,479 I said I believe Sheena. This one. 912 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,999 Had I shown you those text messages, 913 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,719 you would find a reason to discredit it. 914 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:10,679 So guess what? You ain't getting shit. 915 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,759 I've never called her a liar, OK? 916 00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:16,440 So, if everyone can just get out of it... 917 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,279 I don't even need to have the conversation. 918 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:20,319 Yeah, get out of it! 919 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,079 I'm not! And you. And you! 920 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,919 You're always involved in everything. 921 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,959 Says the one that... Says... Literally! 922 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,479 She's like this... all the seasoning. 923 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,919 She's the salt, she's the pepper, she's the cayenne pepper. 924 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,639 That's not true. She's everywhere. 925 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,239 That's not true at all. 926 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:37,279 If it's anyone that's the seasoning, it's Ampika. 927 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:41,559 She gets involved in everything. She stirs everything. 928 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,680 She calls ME the seasoning? 929 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,279 What's going on? Nothing. 930 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,919 I've literally just said, 931 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:52,679 the whole thing for me is completely blown out of proportion. 932 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,759 I need to know who's telling the truth. That's all. 933 00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,919 This is what happens when everybody gets involved. 934 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,279 She just says she wants to know who's telling the truth. 935 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,199 I'm not interested in getting a whole load of text messages out 936 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:03,559 in a party, in front of everybody. 937 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,279 We haven't got that many text messages... 938 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,280 Between us?! Oh, OK. There isn't that many. 939 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,359 Doesn't matter how long you go back. It doesn't mean I don't like her. 940 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,479 Girls, girls. I've never said that. 941 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,439 This... This is the shit I hate. 942 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:21,599 I have never said you don't like me. I have never said you're a bitch. 943 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,399 I've never said I'm upset or angry with you. 944 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,959 No, no, no. Never once. 945 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,519 But everybody gets involved. I never said you called me a bitch. 946 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,559 I feel like a bitch. Well, that's not from me. 947 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,239 When I walk in the room, everyone's like, 948 00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:32,759 "Seema, you did this. 949 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,879 "Seema, you said that." Hold on a minute. 950 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,919 Why not go to the person they're saying that about, 951 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,799 who can say to you, "No, I don't feel that way"? 952 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,759 What, I come to you? Why don't you come to me? 953 00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,279 My point is, why don't we talk? You could come to me, too. 954 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,359 Why do we leave it between everybody else? 955 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,239 Ring me. Ring me. 956 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:50,999 You never ring me. But I did ring you. I did ring you. 957 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,239 I don't want to keep going on about this. 958 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:55,599 Yes, there's some unresolved issues. 959 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,599 'Tonight's not the night. 960 00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,679 'But I do want to sort this out.' 961 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,519 Even though I called you the day after, 962 00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,759 you're now saying that I didn't. 963 00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:07,519 This woman lives in a bed of lies. 964 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:11,999 This side of Seema is absolutely disgusting. 965 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,600 I do not like it. 966 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:19,479 'Next time on The Real Housewives Of Cheshire...' 967 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,279 We're at Lauren's party! 968 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,719 I felt like Benidorm vibes, for me. 969 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,959 It's cheap and cheerful, cheap and cheerful. 970 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,919 But Lauren's accessible, in't she? Very. 971 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,679 Hot James, we call him, I think. Is that his new name? 972 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,519 That's his new name. How old is he? 973 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,639 Erm, a lot younger than me. 974 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,519 One, two, three. Perfect position. 975 00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,479 You've done plenty of dogs over the years, love. 976 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,639 This is no different, so get your lips wrapped round it. 977 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,199 I thought our friendship was more than it was. 978 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,799 So you're another one that's just happy just to be quite wary? 979 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,719 Yeah, it is making me wary. 980 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:52,559 Wary of what? You. 981 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:56,839 So, I'm actually gonna invite you to my diamond soiree. 982 00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,559 Don't want any Butlin vibes. 983 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,319 Wow. 984 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,479 Let's send an invite out, have a dig at everybody else 985 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:03,639 and hope they support you. 986 00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:07,279 And stupidly, we do support you all the time. Oh, my God. 987 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,399 All you do is get yourself involved in shit that does not involve you. 988 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,039 It ends there. You said to me... 989 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:13,159 With you, it ends. It ends. 990 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,200 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com