1 00:00:03,180 --> 00:00:04,461 You guys, look. 2 00:00:04,462 --> 00:00:05,660 He's just like... 3 00:00:05,994 --> 00:00:07,689 - Cool. - Great, a rat. 4 00:00:08,046 --> 00:00:09,680 - Can I pet him? - No. 5 00:00:09,706 --> 00:00:11,774 - Come on. - You ask me that every year. 6 00:00:11,808 --> 00:00:13,542 One of these days, I'm gonna wear you down. 7 00:00:13,577 --> 00:00:15,566 [laughs] Your poor husband. 8 00:00:15,566 --> 00:00:18,229 Actually, um, no, we, uh, 9 00:00:18,230 --> 00:00:20,394 we got a divorce a few months ago. 10 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:21,528 Oh no, I'm sorry to hear that. 11 00:00:21,564 --> 00:00:22,831 Oh, no, it's totally fine, 12 00:00:22,865 --> 00:00:25,467 I'm in a healthy relationship with my DVR. 13 00:00:25,501 --> 00:00:27,101 [laughs] 14 00:00:27,136 --> 00:00:28,603 Okay, this might be a little bit out of left field, 15 00:00:28,637 --> 00:00:30,972 but, um, I know this awesome steak house. 16 00:00:31,006 --> 00:00:33,541 Let me buy you dinner, and then I can answer 17 00:00:33,576 --> 00:00:35,778 all of your groundhog-related questions? 18 00:00:37,046 --> 00:00:39,280 Um, oh, so, like, 19 00:00:39,315 --> 00:00:40,774 you and I, we would... 20 00:00:41,383 --> 00:00:43,516 we would go to the steak house and, 21 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:46,521 like, eat the steak or maybe, 22 00:00:46,555 --> 00:00:49,691 like, order some sides or something like that? 23 00:00:49,725 --> 00:00:51,726 Yeah, yeah, something like that. 24 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,461 Oh, my God, this is so hard to watch. 25 00:00:53,496 --> 00:00:54,562 I know. 26 00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:55,997 So, the thing is, like, 27 00:00:56,031 --> 00:00:59,868 I just got out of a really long-term relationship... 28 00:00:59,902 --> 00:01:01,135 [groundhog squeaks] Oww! 29 00:01:01,170 --> 00:01:02,637 Watch it! Gary! 30 00:01:02,671 --> 00:01:04,072 Oww, he bit me. 31 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:06,174 Oh, come on, come on, little buddy, you okay? 32 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:07,429 He's gonna be okay. 33 00:01:08,544 --> 00:01:10,751 Does that mean we go straight to summer? 34 00:01:10,752 --> 00:01:12,510 [upbeat music] 35 00:01:12,543 --> 00:01:15,682 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 36 00:01:16,218 --> 00:01:17,852 Attention shoppers, 37 00:01:17,887 --> 00:01:20,822 our groundhog meet and greet has been cancelled. 38 00:01:20,856 --> 00:01:22,924 But if you were coming here to meet a rodent, 39 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:25,861 your day was probably not gonna be amazing anyway. 40 00:01:26,529 --> 00:01:28,663 Ugh, I mean, that poor groundhog. 41 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:30,064 Look, I just got flustered. 42 00:01:30,099 --> 00:01:33,001 I'm not used to being flirted with. 43 00:01:33,035 --> 00:01:35,603 Well, at least you're getting back out there. 44 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:37,272 Oh, yeah? You're greasing up the old gears? 45 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:38,241 Hitting the road again? 46 00:01:38,242 --> 00:01:40,848 Seeing if that rusty hull is still seaworthy? 47 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:42,677 What vehicle is this? 48 00:01:43,081 --> 00:01:45,513 No, I'm not ready to start dating. 49 00:01:45,548 --> 00:01:46,174 You sure? 50 00:01:46,175 --> 00:01:49,450 I have, like, five cousins who are very single. 51 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:50,952 Well, thank you, but no. 52 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:52,787 I am taking this time to focus on me. 53 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:54,422 I bought a bunch of succulents, 54 00:01:54,456 --> 00:01:56,391 and also, I'm trying Sudoku. 55 00:01:56,425 --> 00:01:59,027 I feel like I missed that craze the first time around. 56 00:01:59,061 --> 00:02:01,230 You are a very, very boring woman. 57 00:02:02,464 --> 00:02:04,098 - Okay. - Okay, thank you. 58 00:02:04,133 --> 00:02:05,800 - Thanks for the Band-Aids. - That's all right. 59 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,268 That's the embryo 60 00:02:07,303 --> 00:02:09,537 right before they implanted it in Dina's uterus. 61 00:02:09,572 --> 00:02:10,401 Isn't it cute? 62 00:02:10,402 --> 00:02:12,040 Yeah, I suppose it's cute, 63 00:02:12,074 --> 00:02:14,642 as far as amoeba-looking things can be. 64 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:16,945 Well, I know it's just a bunch of cells now, 65 00:02:16,979 --> 00:02:18,913 but if everything goes well, 66 00:02:18,948 --> 00:02:20,715 that's my and Jerusha's baby. 67 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:21,783 Look, I don't wanna freak you out, 68 00:02:21,817 --> 00:02:22,951 but are you sure it's yours? 69 00:02:22,985 --> 00:02:25,333 'Cause it kinda looks like Elias. 70 00:02:25,921 --> 00:02:28,790 To be fair, all babies look like Elias. 71 00:02:28,824 --> 00:02:30,925 Hey, I need you to sign this accident report. 72 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,524 I'm gone for one morning, and Amy spikes a groundhog. 73 00:02:33,525 --> 00:02:34,926 What are you doing here? 74 00:02:34,927 --> 00:02:37,825 The doctor said to spend the rest of the day resting. 75 00:02:37,826 --> 00:02:39,558 I'm fine, I've never missed a day of work before, 76 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:40,482 and I'm not about to start 77 00:02:40,483 --> 00:02:42,470 because I had a few boba balls shot up my runway. 78 00:02:42,504 --> 00:02:43,771 The miracle of life. 79 00:02:43,806 --> 00:02:45,640 Okay, no, I am taking you home. 80 00:02:45,674 --> 00:02:46,808 Come on. 81 00:02:46,842 --> 00:02:48,279 I'm not leaving the store. 82 00:02:49,345 --> 00:02:50,612 This is dumb. 83 00:02:50,646 --> 00:02:52,113 If I wanna relax, I fly to Ohio. 84 00:02:52,147 --> 00:02:53,414 I don't just sit and do nothing. 85 00:02:53,449 --> 00:02:54,193 Dina, please, 86 00:02:54,194 --> 00:02:55,817 if this implantation fails, 87 00:02:55,851 --> 00:02:57,969 I don't have enough money to try again. 88 00:02:58,681 --> 00:03:01,422 Fine, but I want it on the record that this is stupid. 89 00:03:01,457 --> 00:03:03,057 Noted, and thank you. 90 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:04,759 - [sigh] - All right. 91 00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:06,320 You know, you might be surprised. 92 00:03:06,321 --> 00:03:08,763 A little fresh air and quiet might be just the thing 93 00:03:08,797 --> 00:03:11,983 to, you know, put a smile back on your face. 94 00:03:12,368 --> 00:03:13,084 Enjoy. 95 00:03:13,669 --> 00:03:15,937 [water trickling] 96 00:03:18,140 --> 00:03:19,974 I need you to give me that walkie. 97 00:03:20,009 --> 00:03:22,491 Excuse me. Jessica. 98 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,881 So, word on the street is 99 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,267 you are horny and looking for love. 100 00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:32,286 Uh, no, who said that? 101 00:03:32,321 --> 00:03:34,555 Let's just say a little dumb bird 102 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:37,125 and her gay friend bird told me. 103 00:03:37,159 --> 00:03:39,293 Well, turns out you have bad information. 104 00:03:39,328 --> 00:03:41,529 Shh, shh, look, here's what we're gonna do. 105 00:03:41,563 --> 00:03:44,365 The second our shift ends, we're going to my place, 106 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,800 we're getting in my water bed, 107 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:47,301 and we're not leaving till we figure out 108 00:03:47,336 --> 00:03:49,337 this whole will they, won't they, 109 00:03:49,371 --> 00:03:51,873 Kermit and Miss Piggy thing we got going on. 110 00:03:51,907 --> 00:03:54,075 Wait, sorry, am I Kermit or... 111 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:55,743 Yeah, 'cause you're smart with skinny legs 112 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:57,820 and I'm Miss Piggy because I'm a star. 113 00:03:58,148 --> 00:04:00,181 So, what do you think? 114 00:04:00,215 --> 00:04:01,883 I just think it might be weird 115 00:04:01,917 --> 00:04:04,752 to date someone I work with, so... 116 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:08,156 Okay, fine, then screw it. 117 00:04:08,190 --> 00:04:11,159 - I will quit right now. - No. 118 00:04:11,193 --> 00:04:13,327 - I no longer work here. - No, no. 119 00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:16,097 I need someone to cover for Dina today. 120 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:16,931 Any volunteers? 121 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,833 - Well, I guess I could. - Question. 122 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:20,401 Is it possible to hook up an Xbox 123 00:04:20,436 --> 00:04:22,503 to the security monitors in Dina's office? 124 00:04:22,538 --> 00:04:23,671 I suppose so, yeah. 125 00:04:23,706 --> 00:04:25,073 You know, Glenn, 126 00:04:25,107 --> 00:04:26,063 I've always had an interest in management. 127 00:04:26,064 --> 00:04:28,009 - I'll cover for Dina. - Great. 128 00:04:28,043 --> 00:04:29,777 Ooh, Glenn, if he's doing that, 129 00:04:29,812 --> 00:04:30,894 can I do the announcements? 130 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:32,880 Well, Garrett's assistant manager now, 131 00:04:32,915 --> 00:04:34,129 so it's up to him. 132 00:04:34,130 --> 00:04:35,850 I once did a radio play in college. 133 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:38,621 Okay, fine, just don't tell me one more word about it. 134 00:04:39,388 --> 00:04:40,922 This is a good team. 135 00:04:40,956 --> 00:04:42,690 [slow exhale] 136 00:04:42,725 --> 00:04:43,738 Come on. 137 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:45,627 Relax. 138 00:04:46,462 --> 00:04:47,895 [inhales] 139 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:50,598 Relax, relax, relax, relax, relax. 140 00:04:51,159 --> 00:04:52,574 Relax, damn it. 141 00:04:53,235 --> 00:04:54,120 Come on. 142 00:04:55,657 --> 00:04:56,496 Ugh. 143 00:04:59,441 --> 00:05:00,655 Nailed it. 144 00:05:02,411 --> 00:05:04,879 I... sorry, I mean, I would help him myself, 145 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:07,115 but he insisted on speaking with a manager. 146 00:05:07,149 --> 00:05:09,817 Hi, I'm Amy, the floor manager. 147 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:11,052 I'm Castor. 148 00:05:11,086 --> 00:05:12,516 You look really nice. 149 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:15,566 Okay, how can I help you? 150 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:19,727 Uh, Castor mentioned that he works in insurance, 151 00:05:19,762 --> 00:05:22,063 which is a very stable industry. 152 00:05:22,097 --> 00:05:23,765 I used to work in textiles, 153 00:05:23,799 --> 00:05:25,767 but insurance was a dream of mine, 154 00:05:25,801 --> 00:05:27,668 so now I work in insurance. 155 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:28,779 He took the leap. 156 00:05:31,457 --> 00:05:33,808 I'm sorry, do you two know each other? 157 00:05:33,842 --> 00:05:35,143 - No. - Mateo's my cousin. 158 00:05:35,177 --> 00:05:35,858 Hmm. 159 00:05:36,678 --> 00:05:38,472 Cousin, in, like, you know, 160 00:05:38,473 --> 00:05:39,921 all Filipinos are related... [laughs] 161 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:41,304 Our mothers are sisters. 162 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:42,862 Okay. 163 00:05:43,485 --> 00:05:46,420 [mellow music] 164 00:05:47,539 --> 00:05:50,621 - What is wrong with Castor? - Uh, he's weird, 165 00:05:50,622 --> 00:05:52,088 I'm not attracted to him, 166 00:05:52,122 --> 00:05:53,790 and when you mentioned that he "worked" in insurance, 167 00:05:53,824 --> 00:05:55,925 you could've mentioned it was horse insurance. 168 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,460 There's a lot of money in that. 169 00:05:57,494 --> 00:05:58,795 Horses' lives are crazy. 170 00:05:58,829 --> 00:06:00,463 I can handle my own love life, thank you. 171 00:06:00,497 --> 00:06:04,100 Are you sure, 'cause you are taking forever to smash it out. 172 00:06:04,134 --> 00:06:05,068 Again, 173 00:06:05,102 --> 00:06:08,638 I am not ready to start dating, and if I were, 174 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:10,607 why is that the cousin you set me up with? 175 00:06:10,641 --> 00:06:11,808 How about the one who always comes in 176 00:06:11,842 --> 00:06:13,076 to buy his protein powder? 177 00:06:13,110 --> 00:06:13,810 [scoffs] 178 00:06:13,844 --> 00:06:15,812 You think you can land Rogelio? 179 00:06:15,846 --> 00:06:17,146 Straight girl, please. 180 00:06:17,181 --> 00:06:19,082 Cheyenne, back me up here. 181 00:06:19,116 --> 00:06:20,930 I mean, I am way 182 00:06:20,931 --> 00:06:22,352 out of Castor's league, right? 183 00:06:22,386 --> 00:06:25,088 Oh, for... oh, you? 184 00:06:25,122 --> 00:06:26,459 Right now? I... 185 00:06:27,291 --> 00:06:29,023 Castor seems good. 186 00:06:30,294 --> 00:06:32,362 Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. 187 00:06:32,396 --> 00:06:35,131 Sushi is on sale at the deli. 188 00:06:35,165 --> 00:06:38,720 Mmm, discount sushi from a big box store. 189 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:42,138 Why just eat when you can gamble at the same time? 190 00:06:43,055 --> 00:06:45,046 You know what, that sounded harsher than what I meant it to. 191 00:06:45,047 --> 00:06:47,252 If you like the sushi, just get the sushi. 192 00:06:47,549 --> 00:06:48,480 Are you okay? 193 00:06:48,481 --> 00:06:50,356 Yeah, I just, I'm trying to do it like Garrett, 194 00:06:50,357 --> 00:06:52,619 but I'm a little better, I think, feeding off someone, 195 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:54,195 you know, riffing in the moment. 196 00:06:54,196 --> 00:06:55,996 Yeah, sure, like a co-host, 197 00:06:56,273 --> 00:06:57,573 like, like, Kelly Ripa. 198 00:06:57,630 --> 00:06:58,979 Yes, or Hoda. 199 00:06:58,979 --> 00:07:00,246 Okay, all right... 200 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:02,548 [giggles] 201 00:07:02,582 --> 00:07:03,632 Then let's riff. 202 00:07:03,633 --> 00:07:05,887 Oh, all right. You ready? 203 00:07:05,888 --> 00:07:06,435 Yeah. 204 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,187 [mic switch clicks] 205 00:07:08,221 --> 00:07:09,989 [both speak simultaneously] 206 00:07:11,958 --> 00:07:13,592 Maybe we need to rehearse a little bit. 207 00:07:13,627 --> 00:07:14,548 Okay. 208 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:16,616 No, I am at work. 209 00:07:16,617 --> 00:07:19,827 I'm getting paid to sit around and play video games all day. 210 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:22,729 Aww, sorry, Craig, I forgot you got fired, 211 00:07:23,136 --> 00:07:25,271 Hey, Garrett, can I leave a little early? 212 00:07:25,305 --> 00:07:27,306 I teach water aerobics to seniors after work, 213 00:07:27,340 --> 00:07:28,972 and they yell at me if I'm late. 214 00:07:29,309 --> 00:07:30,386 It can get racist. 215 00:07:30,589 --> 00:07:31,902 They don't know what I am, 216 00:07:31,903 --> 00:07:33,679 so it's kind of all over the place. 217 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,658 Kinda busy, I say you just do you. 218 00:07:36,149 --> 00:07:37,950 Really? Dina normally says that... 219 00:07:37,984 --> 00:07:39,654 Just do whatever you want. 220 00:07:42,301 --> 00:07:44,089 No, not you, Craig, you need to go back to Staples 221 00:07:44,124 --> 00:07:45,429 and make things right. 222 00:07:45,825 --> 00:07:47,593 Amy, I'm gonna give you some 223 00:07:47,627 --> 00:07:48,895 gay man tough love right now. 224 00:07:48,896 --> 00:07:50,320 Okay? You ready? 225 00:07:50,931 --> 00:07:51,931 I wanna make sure you're ready. 226 00:07:51,965 --> 00:07:53,515 [stammers] What, Mateo? 227 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:54,967 [sighs] 228 00:07:55,001 --> 00:07:56,477 Okay, no tea, no shade... 229 00:07:56,803 --> 00:07:58,619 you're not a ten right now. 230 00:07:58,838 --> 00:07:59,966 It's not about your looks. 231 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:01,840 You just have some major dings. 232 00:08:01,875 --> 00:08:03,642 You're over 30, you're divorced, 233 00:08:03,677 --> 00:08:04,643 you have a kid. 234 00:08:04,678 --> 00:08:05,644 Cheyenne has a baby, 235 00:08:05,679 --> 00:08:06,719 does that give her a ding? 236 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,280 No, because I have a baby 237 00:08:08,315 --> 00:08:10,182 the way that Chrissy Teigen has a baby. 238 00:08:10,217 --> 00:08:11,476 You have an old baby, 239 00:08:11,477 --> 00:08:13,619 - so that's a double ding. - Yeah. 240 00:08:13,653 --> 00:08:16,822 Plus, you're probably really out of practice sex-wise. 241 00:08:16,856 --> 00:08:17,672 Excuse me? 242 00:08:17,673 --> 00:08:19,671 And I'm guessing your downstairs is a jungle? 243 00:08:19,672 --> 00:08:20,960 Mm, retro. [Bottle cap pops] 244 00:08:20,994 --> 00:08:21,887 Nothing wrong with that. 245 00:08:21,888 --> 00:08:24,296 No, it is a manicu... you know what? 246 00:08:24,331 --> 00:08:25,869 I am not gonna defend myself. 247 00:08:25,870 --> 00:08:29,001 This whole system of rating people is gross. 248 00:08:29,035 --> 00:08:30,100 What's my number? 249 00:08:30,101 --> 00:08:32,938 Um, you're a four, Justine's a three. 250 00:08:32,973 --> 00:08:35,107 But it's cool, 'cause I clean up on twos. 251 00:08:35,141 --> 00:08:36,542 Girl's trip! [Giggles] 252 00:08:36,576 --> 00:08:38,611 No, Sarah's a seven, Brett's an eight, 253 00:08:38,645 --> 00:08:41,146 Tate's a ten because he has a good job and abs. 254 00:08:41,181 --> 00:08:43,048 That's correct, I'm the complete package. 255 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:44,950 Wait, what number is Amy? Are we tied? 256 00:08:44,951 --> 00:08:46,227 God, no. 257 00:08:47,153 --> 00:08:48,854 I'm sorry, that was not... 258 00:08:48,888 --> 00:08:50,460 no, I think you're beautiful. 259 00:08:50,824 --> 00:08:52,625 See, this whole system just sets us back. 260 00:08:52,659 --> 00:08:54,059 You're just a little bit higher than Justine. 261 00:08:54,094 --> 00:08:55,563 A little higher? 262 00:08:56,062 --> 00:08:58,860 No offense, Justine, we're all God's creatures. 263 00:08:58,891 --> 00:09:00,392 [silent mouthing] What? 264 00:09:00,435 --> 00:09:02,201 Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. 265 00:09:02,235 --> 00:09:05,838 Roma tomatoes are now $2.99 a pound. 266 00:09:05,872 --> 00:09:07,172 $2.99, Kelly... 267 00:09:07,207 --> 00:09:10,209 a small price to pay for a taste of Italy. 268 00:09:10,243 --> 00:09:11,377 That's for sure. 269 00:09:11,411 --> 00:09:13,078 Now, Jonah, I always forget... 270 00:09:13,113 --> 00:09:15,714 are tomatoes a fruit or are they a vegetable? 271 00:09:15,749 --> 00:09:17,483 Oh, I say vegetables 272 00:09:17,517 --> 00:09:19,585 so I get credit for eating my veggies. 273 00:09:19,619 --> 00:09:20,719 - [laughs] - I know, right? 274 00:09:20,754 --> 00:09:22,521 Busted, okay, I'm busted. 275 00:09:22,555 --> 00:09:24,623 [water trickling] 276 00:09:27,527 --> 00:09:30,696 Well, someone's looking relaxed. 277 00:09:30,730 --> 00:09:32,665 Huh? Oh, yeah. 278 00:09:32,699 --> 00:09:35,034 I've been staring at these rocks for the past hour. 279 00:09:35,068 --> 00:09:36,339 If you soften your focus, 280 00:09:36,340 --> 00:09:38,570 it kinda looks like two bats making paella. 281 00:09:38,605 --> 00:09:40,572 Oh yeah, yeah. 282 00:09:40,607 --> 00:09:42,074 Yeah, anyway, um, 283 00:09:42,108 --> 00:09:44,570 if you really wanna get up, I guess it's okay, 284 00:09:44,571 --> 00:09:46,445 but you have to promise to take it easy. 285 00:09:46,479 --> 00:09:48,747 Actually, I'd like another ten minutes if it's okay. 286 00:09:48,782 --> 00:09:51,250 A hummingbird flew by and I wanna see if he comes back. 287 00:09:51,284 --> 00:09:53,382 Take all the time you need. 288 00:09:53,787 --> 00:09:55,087 Can I get you anything? 289 00:09:55,433 --> 00:09:56,955 - Really? - Yeah. 290 00:09:56,990 --> 00:09:58,757 I mean, I could use a snack... 291 00:09:58,792 --> 00:09:59,758 just some baby carrots. 292 00:09:59,793 --> 00:10:00,611 Okay. 293 00:10:00,612 --> 00:10:02,127 - And pita chips. - Mm-hmm. 294 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,253 Ooh, and dips... 295 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,769 hummus, vegan tzatziki, maybe a guac. 296 00:10:05,932 --> 00:10:07,232 Yeah, for sure a guac. 297 00:10:07,267 --> 00:10:08,951 And if you could stack them in a bowl... 298 00:10:08,952 --> 00:10:11,070 preferably glass so I can see the layers... 299 00:10:11,104 --> 00:10:12,805 that'd be great, thanks. 300 00:10:12,839 --> 00:10:14,273 Okay. 301 00:10:14,307 --> 00:10:15,941 I'll see what we have that wasn't 302 00:10:15,975 --> 00:10:17,594 part of the listeria outbreak. 303 00:10:19,079 --> 00:10:20,117 You think it fits? 304 00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:22,588 Yeah, I don't say this very often, 305 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,750 but that Cloud 9 suit looks really great on you. 306 00:10:24,784 --> 00:10:25,577 Oh, thanks. 307 00:10:27,153 --> 00:10:29,455 Hey, um, can I ask you a question? 308 00:10:29,489 --> 00:10:30,217 Yeah. 309 00:10:30,218 --> 00:10:33,953 Would you go out on a date with someone like me? 310 00:10:33,954 --> 00:10:35,213 Oh, I'm married. 311 00:10:35,214 --> 00:10:36,895 Oh, no, no, no, I'm not asking you out. 312 00:10:36,930 --> 00:10:38,630 I just mean, like, theoretically. 313 00:10:38,911 --> 00:10:40,966 Like, say your wife died and you're single now. 314 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,468 What? Why would she have died? 315 00:10:42,502 --> 00:10:43,802 Okay fine, she never existed, 316 00:10:43,837 --> 00:10:44,710 or she was abducted. 317 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,009 And you're not sad, you're fine. 318 00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:47,172 You were looking for a way out, 319 00:10:47,207 --> 00:10:48,192 and it led you to me, 320 00:10:48,193 --> 00:10:50,342 so on a scale from one to ten, 321 00:10:50,377 --> 00:10:54,102 I'm like a eight minimum, right? 322 00:10:55,181 --> 00:10:57,149 Uh, yeah, um, you know what? 323 00:10:57,183 --> 00:10:59,818 I, uh, I have a lot of great clothes at home, 324 00:10:59,853 --> 00:11:01,620 so I'll just... 325 00:11:01,654 --> 00:11:03,856 I'll just wear those before I go out shopping. 326 00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:04,752 Thank you. 327 00:11:04,753 --> 00:11:05,800 Okay. 328 00:11:07,394 --> 00:11:09,094 Garrett, what happened? 329 00:11:09,129 --> 00:11:11,497 Yeah, I don't know, Sandra was on softlines. 330 00:11:11,531 --> 00:11:12,396 What... 331 00:11:12,397 --> 00:11:13,665 Oh, you know what? 332 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:16,699 She had to do something, so I told her she could bounce. 333 00:11:17,404 --> 00:11:18,482 All right, I'll see you later. 334 00:11:18,483 --> 00:11:19,538 No, wh-wh-wh-wh-whoa. 335 00:11:19,572 --> 00:11:22,107 You can't go home until this is cleaned up. 336 00:11:22,142 --> 00:11:22,908 Seriously? 337 00:11:22,909 --> 00:11:24,476 Well, it's gotta get done, 338 00:11:24,511 --> 00:11:26,574 Mr. Acting Assistant Manager. 339 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:27,946 [sighs] 340 00:11:27,981 --> 00:11:30,558 Oh, why are these pants moist? 341 00:11:31,017 --> 00:11:32,484 Oh yeah, that happens. 342 00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:33,852 Ugh. 343 00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:35,835 Hey, so, um, 344 00:11:35,836 --> 00:11:36,932 I know this might sound weird, 345 00:11:36,939 --> 00:11:38,765 but on a scale from one to ten... 346 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,492 Sorry, hang on, one second. 347 00:11:40,527 --> 00:11:42,394 Hey, do you wanna run it once before we get on the mic, 348 00:11:42,429 --> 00:11:45,397 or just kinda dive in and use that opening night energy? 349 00:11:45,432 --> 00:11:46,698 Let's just go for it. 350 00:11:46,733 --> 00:11:48,367 - That's what I thought. - [giggle] 351 00:11:48,401 --> 00:11:50,623 [chuckles] Sorry, what were you saying? 352 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:52,511 Uh, you're busy. 353 00:11:52,939 --> 00:11:54,173 I'll come back later. 354 00:11:54,207 --> 00:11:57,009 Okay, what do you think? 355 00:11:57,043 --> 00:12:00,012 ♪ ...hear percussion ♪ 356 00:12:00,046 --> 00:12:02,347 ♪ Turn it upside down ♪ 357 00:12:02,382 --> 00:12:03,882 [phone shutter clicks] 358 00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:06,185 Both: ♪ Swiss cheese is on sale now ♪ 359 00:12:06,219 --> 00:12:07,553 ♪ On sale now ♪ 360 00:12:07,587 --> 00:12:09,012 ♪ Better get it fast ♪ 361 00:12:09,013 --> 00:12:11,557 both: ♪ 'Cause it will sell o-out ♪ 362 00:12:11,591 --> 00:12:14,059 Ugh, maybe we should allow bullying in schools 363 00:12:14,093 --> 00:12:15,604 if it'll prevent stuff like this. 364 00:12:15,605 --> 00:12:17,001 Yeah, tell me about it. 365 00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:18,864 Tough day at the office? 366 00:12:18,898 --> 00:12:20,499 I'm just kidding, you don't have an office. 367 00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:23,068 You know, it hasn't been great, Tate. 368 00:12:23,102 --> 00:12:24,891 I killed a groundhog... probably... 369 00:12:24,892 --> 00:12:26,538 and if it lives, it'll never be the same. 370 00:12:26,573 --> 00:12:28,874 And I learned that on a scale from one to ten, 371 00:12:28,908 --> 00:12:30,342 I am immensely unappealing. 372 00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:32,077 You can't listen to what people here say. 373 00:12:32,111 --> 00:12:33,251 They're all idiots. 374 00:12:33,713 --> 00:12:35,280 Today, one of them asked me whether he's supposed 375 00:12:35,315 --> 00:12:37,082 to eat the cotton inside the pill bottle. 376 00:12:37,116 --> 00:12:38,555 - Elias? - Elias, yeah. 377 00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:40,886 Look, I know everyone here 378 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,454 is trying to hook you up with a bunch of randos, 379 00:12:42,489 --> 00:12:44,056 but you should hold out for a good one. 380 00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:45,397 You deserve that. 381 00:12:48,127 --> 00:12:48,903 Well, that... 382 00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:50,729 that kinda sounds like a line, 383 00:12:50,763 --> 00:12:52,067 but, um, thank you. 384 00:12:52,465 --> 00:12:54,266 Well, listen, I don't know if you feel like a drink, 385 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,885 but I know a great little spot. 386 00:12:56,302 --> 00:12:58,103 I told them that I'm a veteran, 387 00:12:58,137 --> 00:12:59,696 so I drink for half price. 388 00:13:01,774 --> 00:13:03,575 ♪ We do whatever we want ♪ 389 00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:04,376 [moans] 390 00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:05,544 Ow, ow, ow, ow. 391 00:13:05,578 --> 00:13:07,112 Okay, good to know. That's fine. 392 00:13:07,146 --> 00:13:09,281 Um, more drinks please. 393 00:13:09,315 --> 00:13:11,283 Mm, mm. 394 00:13:11,317 --> 00:13:13,285 - Just one second, okay. - Sure, sure. 395 00:13:13,319 --> 00:13:14,286 [long, low burp] 396 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,621 - Let's go. - Okay. 397 00:13:16,894 --> 00:13:19,327 ♪ Jebediah Grey's got a baby on the way ♪ 398 00:13:19,362 --> 00:13:20,996 ♪ Oh goodness me ♪ 399 00:13:21,030 --> 00:13:22,546 ♪ A papa he will be ♪ 400 00:13:23,626 --> 00:13:25,086 ♪ For the lord... ♪ 401 00:13:25,968 --> 00:13:26,435 Dina? 402 00:13:26,469 --> 00:13:27,469 [inhales sharply] 403 00:13:27,503 --> 00:13:28,870 Were you here all night? 404 00:13:29,324 --> 00:13:30,017 Hm? 405 00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:33,108 Oh, yeah, I guess I fell asleep. 406 00:13:33,463 --> 00:13:35,677 Oh wow, I feel rested. 407 00:13:36,568 --> 00:13:38,147 You know, some of my birds have night terrors, 408 00:13:38,148 --> 00:13:40,083 so it's usually hard for me to get that deep REM. 409 00:13:40,117 --> 00:13:41,619 Well, ah, that's, that's great. 410 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,135 I'm glad you got some rest. 411 00:13:43,705 --> 00:13:45,499 Yeah, why don't you, uh, you know, 412 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,791 get changed and we'll get to work, huh? 413 00:13:47,825 --> 00:13:48,907 Yeah, okay. 414 00:13:48,908 --> 00:13:51,010 Hey, it's gonna be a big day. 415 00:13:51,011 --> 00:13:52,262 Quarterlies are due. 416 00:13:52,296 --> 00:13:54,631 Plus, we're doing double coupons on catheters, 417 00:13:54,665 --> 00:13:56,066 and at least two retirement homes 418 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:57,600 are bussing in the oldies. 419 00:13:57,635 --> 00:13:59,498 [sharp inhale] Ooh, boy. 420 00:13:59,694 --> 00:14:01,361 - What? - Oh, I... 421 00:14:01,505 --> 00:14:03,106 Just got this feeling like a marble 422 00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:05,308 rolling around in my uterus, I mean, 423 00:14:05,351 --> 00:14:07,112 gosh, I wonder what that's about. 424 00:14:07,265 --> 00:14:08,498 Probably nothing. 425 00:14:08,744 --> 00:14:10,121 Anyway, up and at 'em. 426 00:14:10,123 --> 00:14:12,390 No, no, no, no, you stay on that couch! 427 00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:13,983 That sweet little marble 428 00:14:14,018 --> 00:14:15,352 is the only thing that matters. 429 00:14:15,386 --> 00:14:17,754 Okay, I mean, I will continue to lay, 430 00:14:17,788 --> 00:14:18,940 but only if that's what you want. 431 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:19,702 I do. 432 00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:20,997 You relax. 433 00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:23,827 Hey, would you mind grabbing me 434 00:14:23,861 --> 00:14:25,662 some wet wipes and a bottle of Febreze? 435 00:14:25,696 --> 00:14:28,465 I wanna take a little whore's bath before the store opens. 436 00:14:32,203 --> 00:14:34,033 Well, hey there, brown hair. 437 00:14:34,472 --> 00:14:35,260 Hi. 438 00:14:35,431 --> 00:14:36,281 Hi. 439 00:14:37,188 --> 00:14:39,089 Okay, bye. 440 00:14:39,343 --> 00:14:42,612 Well, I woke up feeling very satisfied this morning. 441 00:14:42,646 --> 00:14:44,614 Must've been the great night I had last night. 442 00:14:44,648 --> 00:14:47,174 Cool, um, I threw up in my driveway. 443 00:14:47,175 --> 00:14:48,186 Oof. 444 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,285 So, um, Tate, 445 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,822 last night was fun and impulsive. 446 00:14:52,857 --> 00:14:54,524 - Mm-hmm. - And expensive. 447 00:14:54,558 --> 00:14:56,467 Yeah, sorry I forgot my credit card. 448 00:14:57,061 --> 00:14:58,344 Yeah, uh, 449 00:14:58,729 --> 00:15:01,364 but I think it would be great if we kept it between us. 450 00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:02,562 You know how people around here 451 00:15:02,593 --> 00:15:05,128 talk and gossip, and we don't want that, so... 452 00:15:05,366 --> 00:15:06,231 Understood. 453 00:15:06,234 --> 00:15:07,668 Your secret's safe with me. 454 00:15:08,038 --> 00:15:10,198 When I journal about this... and I will... 455 00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:12,768 I will call you Consuela. 456 00:15:13,744 --> 00:15:14,508 Okay. 457 00:15:14,604 --> 00:15:17,032 Adios, Consuela. 458 00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:20,850 [exhales] 459 00:15:20,885 --> 00:15:22,552 Protip... if you cup the mic, 460 00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:24,204 you get a nice voice-of-God effect. 461 00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:25,889 Oh, why don't you go out to Los Angeles 462 00:15:25,923 --> 00:15:27,390 and give Laura Dern some acting tips? 463 00:15:27,425 --> 00:15:29,325 - Always with Laura Dern. - She's amazing. 464 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,095 Okay, I gotta go feed Dina's birds, 465 00:15:32,129 --> 00:15:33,930 so today's the same as yesterday. 466 00:15:33,964 --> 00:15:34,946 Garrett, you're AM, 467 00:15:34,947 --> 00:15:36,723 Jonah and Kelly, you're on announcements. 468 00:15:36,724 --> 00:15:38,141 - Wait, no, I just... - No. No. 469 00:15:38,142 --> 00:15:39,370 I don't have time to argue, okay? 470 00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:42,399 I gotta go Google how to give insulin to a parrot. 471 00:15:44,608 --> 00:15:45,503 [giggle] 472 00:15:45,754 --> 00:15:47,583 So, this is my cousin, Nestor. 473 00:15:47,611 --> 00:15:49,078 He is studying to be a receptionist, 474 00:15:49,113 --> 00:15:50,583 and he sleeps on the top bunk. 475 00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:51,647 - Hard pass. - [sighs] 476 00:15:51,648 --> 00:15:54,017 Okay, you can't just wait for the Rogelios of the world. 477 00:15:54,051 --> 00:15:55,185 You gotta lower the bar a little. 478 00:15:55,219 --> 00:15:56,886 Yeah, eventually you're gonna 479 00:15:56,921 --> 00:15:58,755 have to put yourself back out there. 480 00:15:59,145 --> 00:16:00,084 Okay, 481 00:16:00,658 --> 00:16:02,892 not that it's any of your business, 482 00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:05,059 but, um, last night, 483 00:16:05,569 --> 00:16:07,136 I did put myself out there. 484 00:16:07,398 --> 00:16:09,599 Wait, you hooked up? With who? 485 00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:11,018 Doesn't matter, all you need to know 486 00:16:11,019 --> 00:16:12,916 is that I can definitely do better than Nestor. 487 00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:14,230 Was it a guy or a girl? 488 00:16:14,688 --> 00:16:16,322 - Guy. - Does he work here? 489 00:16:16,474 --> 00:16:18,608 - Yes, but I really shouldn't... - Does he wear a hat? 490 00:16:18,642 --> 00:16:21,113 Sometimes, I don't know. We're not playing "Guess Who?" 491 00:16:21,145 --> 00:16:23,336 Was it Brett? 'Cause I've been shipping you guys. 492 00:16:23,337 --> 00:16:24,025 No. 493 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,107 Oh, my God, did you have a three-way with Elias? 494 00:16:26,108 --> 00:16:28,218 What? These are your guesses? 495 00:16:28,252 --> 00:16:30,960 No, it was somebody better-looking, 496 00:16:30,961 --> 00:16:32,989 someone more on my level. 497 00:16:33,023 --> 00:16:34,624 - Marcus. - Cody. 498 00:16:34,658 --> 00:16:36,426 - [gasp] Mary. - Okay, it was Tate. 499 00:16:36,869 --> 00:16:38,328 - Tate? - You bitch. 500 00:16:38,362 --> 00:16:40,163 Yeah, and it wasn't a big deal, 501 00:16:40,197 --> 00:16:42,298 and technically, he's a ten, 502 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:43,800 and he was totally into it. 503 00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:46,235 So, maybe do the math on that. 504 00:16:48,939 --> 00:16:50,395 [laughing] So, hang on now, 505 00:16:50,396 --> 00:16:52,642 Sandra, you're from Hawaii, 506 00:16:52,676 --> 00:16:53,977 but you've never been to the beach? 507 00:16:54,011 --> 00:16:55,116 - [gasp] - What? 508 00:16:55,117 --> 00:16:57,369 No, I am deathly afraid of the water. 509 00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:57,909 Uh! 510 00:16:57,910 --> 00:16:59,231 Never even saw the ocean. 511 00:16:59,232 --> 00:17:01,054 - [laughs] - Wow, that is too much. 512 00:17:01,055 --> 00:17:02,860 Now, are you afraid of all water, 513 00:17:02,861 --> 00:17:04,233 or just the ocean? 514 00:17:05,055 --> 00:17:07,700 I'd like to answer your question with another question. 515 00:17:07,701 --> 00:17:09,183 Where do hermit crabs live? 516 00:17:09,184 --> 00:17:10,860 - [cackles] - Get a load of her. 517 00:17:10,895 --> 00:17:12,161 Where don't they live? 518 00:17:12,196 --> 00:17:13,663 [laughter] You know what I mean? 519 00:17:13,697 --> 00:17:16,499 ♪ I put my hand up on your hip ♪ 520 00:17:16,534 --> 00:17:18,134 ♪ When I dip you dip we dip ♪ 521 00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:19,354 ♪ You put your ♪ 522 00:17:20,014 --> 00:17:20,997 There she is. 523 00:17:22,072 --> 00:17:23,606 So, I was thinking that maybe we could 524 00:17:23,641 --> 00:17:25,675 head up the Delta Sky Lounge, 525 00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:28,344 drop some miles at the bar, see where it goes. 526 00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:30,517 - Tate, I was thinking. - Yeah? 527 00:17:30,518 --> 00:17:34,744 Maybe we should just keep last night as a one-time thing. 528 00:17:35,553 --> 00:17:36,486 Oh. 529 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,655 It's just that, like, I was in a weird place 530 00:17:38,689 --> 00:17:40,623 and I was sort of feeling down on myself, 531 00:17:40,658 --> 00:17:42,025 and people even in this store were saying, 532 00:17:42,059 --> 00:17:43,226 like, I couldn't bag a ten. 533 00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:44,197 Okay, so, 534 00:17:44,198 --> 00:17:45,517 I was just some kind of trophy 535 00:17:45,518 --> 00:17:46,996 for you to wave around to your friends? 536 00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:47,882 Is that it, huh? 537 00:17:47,883 --> 00:17:49,365 Another notch in your bedpost? 538 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,134 [whispering] Shh, shh, no. 539 00:17:51,168 --> 00:17:53,702 Tate, can we please just not make a scene? 540 00:17:53,703 --> 00:17:55,238 Well, well, well. 541 00:17:55,272 --> 00:17:57,574 - Look who banged the pharmacist. - Yeah. 542 00:17:57,608 --> 00:17:59,900 I guess sometimes Kermit goes home with Beaker. 543 00:17:59,901 --> 00:18:01,444 [mellow music] 544 00:18:02,023 --> 00:18:03,890 I thought you didn't date people from work. 545 00:18:03,891 --> 00:18:06,096 I didn't, I don't, we're not dating. 546 00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:08,115 Oh, no, you made that abundantly clear. 547 00:18:08,116 --> 00:18:09,693 I guess I'm just a human vibrator, 548 00:18:09,693 --> 00:18:10,806 built for Amy's pleasure. 549 00:18:10,807 --> 00:18:13,530 Okay, um, could we just, you know, 550 00:18:13,564 --> 00:18:15,365 this is a very public space. 551 00:18:15,399 --> 00:18:17,000 May I remind you that I had dibs, 552 00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:20,003 so whatever you did with him, you also have to do with me. 553 00:18:20,037 --> 00:18:21,271 Yep, that's what's fair. 554 00:18:21,305 --> 00:18:22,372 Um, that's not a thing. 555 00:18:22,406 --> 00:18:23,407 But you promised. 556 00:18:23,408 --> 00:18:25,208 Oh, so you're just tossing that cat around, 557 00:18:25,242 --> 00:18:26,543 but Nestor can't get a turn. 558 00:18:26,577 --> 00:18:30,113 I'm not tossing anything around, 559 00:18:30,147 --> 00:18:33,616 and I don't want to be dating anyone anywhere. 560 00:18:33,651 --> 00:18:34,851 Well, that's not how it seemed yesterday. 561 00:18:34,892 --> 00:18:36,066 You were totally hitting on me. 562 00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:37,122 What are you doing here? 563 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,404 It's a store, I'm allowed to be here. 564 00:18:38,424 --> 00:18:39,348 Unbelievable. 565 00:18:39,473 --> 00:18:40,757 Someone's thirsty. 566 00:18:40,758 --> 00:18:41,773 Guys, enough. 567 00:18:42,059 --> 00:18:43,249 Look, I had dibs, 568 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:47,530 so the order goes me, beard guy, then Nestor, 569 00:18:47,565 --> 00:18:49,299 before we come back around to Tate again. 570 00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,667 What's going on? 571 00:18:50,701 --> 00:18:51,835 Amy hooked up with Tate, 572 00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,203 and then asked bearded guy out 573 00:18:53,237 --> 00:18:54,337 even though Marcus has dibs. 574 00:18:54,371 --> 00:18:55,371 Nestor's still in the mix, 575 00:18:55,406 --> 00:18:56,706 and that woman needs Tide, 576 00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:58,341 but no one's helping her. 577 00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,210 You hooked up with Tate? 578 00:19:00,235 --> 00:19:00,953 Um, I... 579 00:19:01,109 --> 00:19:04,814 I mean, wow, it's a big day for you. 580 00:19:04,849 --> 00:19:06,883 Maybe you need to take a little break from dating 581 00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:07,861 and get tested. 582 00:19:07,862 --> 00:19:09,586 I can't take a break from dating 583 00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:11,221 because I never started dating. 584 00:19:11,255 --> 00:19:14,023 Yeah, guys, she's just banging out dudes right now. 585 00:19:14,058 --> 00:19:15,525 Bzz, bzz, bzz. 586 00:19:15,559 --> 00:19:17,393 Human vibrator reporting for duty. 587 00:19:17,428 --> 00:19:19,062 Yeah, turn me on, use me up, 588 00:19:19,096 --> 00:19:20,338 and chuck me back in the drawer. 589 00:19:20,339 --> 00:19:21,481 I just want the Tide. 590 00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:23,733 Aisle 17. Stop ruining this. 591 00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:26,464 - [massage chair vibrating] - Yep, get back in there. 592 00:19:28,205 --> 00:19:30,540 Ohh, mama. 593 00:19:30,574 --> 00:19:32,342 [stammers] I think I wanna call Jerusha 594 00:19:32,376 --> 00:19:33,743 and tell her what we're doing. 595 00:19:33,777 --> 00:19:35,811 Already called her. She's cool with it. 596 00:19:38,315 --> 00:19:39,638 [sighing] There it is. 597 00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:40,583 Yeah... 598 00:19:40,584 --> 00:19:46,504 [moaning] 599 00:19:48,092 --> 00:19:49,008 Hey, Garrett. 600 00:19:49,332 --> 00:19:50,800 So, softlines is all good. 601 00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:52,228 Could I maybe take an early lunch? 602 00:19:52,263 --> 00:19:53,396 My cat's in the hospice. 603 00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:54,797 No, if I let you leave early, 604 00:19:54,832 --> 00:19:56,099 then I have to take somebody off register, 605 00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:57,011 to cover your section. 606 00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:59,536 Yeah, but this is my last chance to say goodbye. 607 00:19:59,570 --> 00:20:00,788 Shut up, Sandra! 608 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:04,134 I'm not... 609 00:20:05,307 --> 00:20:06,486 this is not... 610 00:20:08,312 --> 00:20:09,400 here, you take it. 611 00:20:09,747 --> 00:20:11,031 You be the assistant manager. 612 00:20:11,032 --> 00:20:11,590 What? 613 00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:12,522 Just take it! 614 00:20:16,687 --> 00:20:17,921 [sighs] 615 00:20:19,857 --> 00:20:21,457 Cloud 9's new bath towels 616 00:20:21,492 --> 00:20:24,127 are extra fluffy and made from recycled other towels. 617 00:20:24,161 --> 00:20:25,428 And here to talk to us about them 618 00:20:25,462 --> 00:20:27,282 is famous actor, Al Pacino. 619 00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,178 How's Hollywood, Al? 620 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,006 Oh, uh, these towels are great. 621 00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:33,968 Hoo-ah. 622 00:20:35,506 --> 00:20:36,739 Are you okay? 623 00:20:36,774 --> 00:20:38,474 [stammers] Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm just, 624 00:20:38,516 --> 00:20:40,219 I'm not really feeling it, so... 625 00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:42,249 Oh, okay. 626 00:20:44,215 --> 00:20:45,949 [imitates Al Pacino poorly] If you like towels, 627 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:46,783 then, uh, 628 00:20:46,817 --> 00:20:49,619 this is "The Godfather" of towels. 629 00:20:49,653 --> 00:20:52,488 You can use them to clean up your "Scarface." 630 00:20:52,523 --> 00:20:54,690 That is not good. 631 00:20:55,826 --> 00:20:59,014 - These towels are 40% off. - No...[laughs] 632 00:20:59,015 --> 00:21:00,463 I mean... 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