1 00:00:04,656 --> 00:00:04,874 . 2 00:00:04,917 --> 00:00:07,485 - Hey guys, we're heading to the hospital to have the baby. 3 00:00:07,529 --> 00:00:09,270 - Oh, my God. Are you in labor? 4 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:12,447 - No, but the baby's a week late so we are inducing 5 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:15,015 and it's no fault of Dina's 6 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:16,581 that she did not deliver on schedule. 7 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:18,670 - Yeah, well, by the way you only paid me for 40 weeks 8 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:20,150 so I will be charging you overtime. 9 00:00:20,194 --> 00:00:22,718 - Well, when I don't get a package on time 10 00:00:22,761 --> 00:00:26,069 the shipping company gives me a refund and an apology. 11 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:28,071 Anyway, you all have my cell phone number 12 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:30,508 but only call if it is a true emergency 13 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:33,120 like a fire, or a big storm, or a robbery, okay? 14 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:36,340 - What if a celebrity comes in the store like Alec Baldwin, 15 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:39,082 or Billy Baldwin, or Stephen Baldwin? 16 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:40,475 - It doesn't matter which Baldwin-- 17 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:42,694 you don't need to call. Just enjoy. 18 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:44,348 - Uh, Glenn, can I give you a call 19 00:00:44,392 --> 00:00:46,089 if I really, really, miss you? 20 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:48,352 - Aww, of course you can. 21 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:50,572 Any other questions? Yes? 22 00:00:50,615 --> 00:00:52,356 - Do you have any room in your car? 23 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,358 I think maybe my water just broke. 24 00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:56,534 all: Oh! - Oh, my God. 25 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:58,449 - No, no. You're not due for another three weeks. 26 00:00:58,493 --> 00:01:00,190 - Oh yeah, that's right. Never mind. 27 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:02,236 - Thanks a lot, Amy. You got it on my shoes. 28 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:04,499 - Oh, no, those shoes were so cool. 29 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:06,196 - 'Kay, come on. Let's get to the hospital. 30 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,589 - I'm gonna get your stuff. - Thank you. 31 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:10,766 Amy had her baby early. 32 00:01:10,809 --> 00:01:12,202 Was that so hard? 33 00:01:12,246 --> 00:01:13,986 - You're such a kiss-ass. - I didn't choose today. 34 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:19,340 ♪ 35 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:23,431 - Okay, I got your fluffy socks, your cellphone charger, 36 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:25,781 also got a copy of "Us Weekly" in case you wanted to see 37 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:28,392 a four-page spread of Gwen Stefani pumping gas. 38 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:30,960 - Ah, I love it when they pump their own gas. 39 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:32,440 - Hey, Amy! 40 00:01:32,483 --> 00:01:34,311 Look quick--I see a hummingbird out my window. 41 00:01:34,355 --> 00:01:36,705 Do you see it? - Uh-huh. 42 00:01:36,748 --> 00:01:38,272 - I don't think you're really looking. 43 00:01:38,315 --> 00:01:41,840 - I am. 44 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:47,107 - Yeah, okay. It's nice, right? 45 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:48,934 - So nice. 46 00:01:48,978 --> 00:01:55,419 - Okay, uh, you seem to be all set, so I guess I'm gonna go? 47 00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:57,465 - Oh. - I mean, I don't have to. 48 00:01:57,508 --> 00:01:58,683 - I'm fine staying here-- - No, no, no, no. 49 00:01:58,727 --> 00:02:00,163 - Or if you want me to stay I can-- 50 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:02,252 - You can go if-- You tell me 51 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:03,427 what you want me to do. 52 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:05,603 - Um, well, I mean, 53 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:07,779 I don't want you to feel like you have to stay, 54 00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:11,174 but I don't want you to feel like you can't stay. 55 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:14,395 - Okay, cool, so then I'll just... 56 00:02:14,438 --> 00:02:16,571 Sorry, still no idea. 57 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:20,183 - I think I want you here, but, like, not here-here. 58 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:21,619 Just like, around. 59 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:23,447 You know how like at The Cheesecake Factory 60 00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:25,275 they give you a buzzer and you just have to stay 61 00:02:25,319 --> 00:02:26,798 within a certain radius? 62 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:29,410 - Buzzer radius, got it. Okay. So, yeah, I'll just stay 63 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:32,326 in the general vicinity at an appropriate distance 64 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:34,676 for a guy you're dating who is not the father. 65 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:38,549 - Oh! The father. I should tell Adam. 66 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:40,029 - Yeah. 67 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:45,469 ♪ My eyes become large 68 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:50,735 ♪ And the light that you shine can be seen ♪ 69 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:53,303 - That makes no sense. You would get sick. 70 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:54,696 - I'm not saying you wouldn't get sick. 71 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:56,306 I'm just saying that every arrangement 72 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:58,395 is technically an edible arrangement. 73 00:02:58,439 --> 00:03:00,136 - Glenn, today is all about Dina. 74 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,485 If she wants to eat the flowers, 75 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:03,008 let her eat the flowers. 76 00:03:03,052 --> 00:03:04,488 - Knock-knock. Hi. 77 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:06,316 I'm Dr. Sidian, I'm the attending on the floor. 78 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,883 - Holy crap. 79 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:09,624 - I know Dr. Meyer is on her way, but in case you guys 80 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,234 need anything before she gets here, 81 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:12,627 I'm around. - Yeah. 82 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:15,195 - Any questions, pain meds, perfect martini. 83 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:18,807 Martini. 84 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:21,201 Shaken, not stirred, Mr. Bond. 85 00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:22,811 That's Dr. Bond. 86 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:26,031 - Oh, wow, yes! - I'm around. Give me a call. 87 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:28,251 - Yeah, he's an attractive man. 88 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:30,035 - I think we should switch to Dr. Sidian. 89 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:33,038 - No, but we've been seeing Dr. Meyer for nine months. 90 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:34,692 - Yeah, I just feel more comfortable with this guy. 91 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:37,129 Honestly, I was never a Dr. Meyer fan. 92 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:39,915 I didn't want to say anything but during one of our exams 93 00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:42,265 she was accidentally looking into my butt the whole time. 94 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:43,962 I think she got confused, 95 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,399 and I felt bad correcting her. 96 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:47,009 - Glenn, this is about Dina and her needs. 97 00:03:47,052 --> 00:03:48,793 If she feels more comfortable with this doctor, 98 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:51,579 then that's all that matters. 99 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:55,322 - Fine, we'll go with Doctor Stranger-we-just-met. 100 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:57,541 - Thank you, Jerusha. Also, for my comfort, 101 00:03:57,585 --> 00:03:59,195 would you be able to go to my apartment 102 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,936 and get this camisole? 103 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:02,546 It's silky, very sheer, 104 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:03,808 and also my make 105 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:06,333 - Sure, whatever you need. - Thanks. 106 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:08,073 - Oh, and honey, watch out for the bird. 107 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:09,161 She has a falcon now. 108 00:04:09,205 --> 00:04:11,338 - Ah, will do. - Okay. 109 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:15,037 - And grab a push-up bra! - Okay! 110 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,560 We parked this way. 111 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:19,563 - Oh, my God! All right, yeah, awesome, great. 112 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:21,826 I've just gotta drop off my friend Steve at karate 113 00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:23,828 and I will be right there. Which hospital? 114 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:26,962 - Uh, Mercy Vale Medical Center, room... 115 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:28,616 - 417. 116 00:04:28,659 --> 00:04:30,139 - 417. 117 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:40,367 That--that is Jonah. He's here... 118 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:42,412 and so is Glenn. 119 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:48,331 And Dina. The whole--the whole funky bunch is here. 120 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:52,117 I gotta go, I'll see you soon. Okay, bye. 121 00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:55,599 - So Adam doesn't know about us? 122 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:59,995 - No, because I--I--I didn't want to tell him. 123 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:02,302 - Oh. Okay. 124 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:05,174 - I mean, not--not--not because we're doing something wrong. 125 00:05:05,217 --> 00:05:07,350 It's just that, um... 126 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:09,657 Just didn't seem like that big of a deal. 127 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:13,661 - Oh, okay, well that makes me feel better. 128 00:05:14,923 --> 00:05:17,447 - Okay, I'm having everybody sign two cards. 129 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:20,145 One for Amy and the whole Glenn, Dina, Jerusha mess. 130 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:22,017 I thought the butterflies was perfect for Amy because, 131 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:23,845 you know, she's entering a new phase in her life 132 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:27,805 and this one has balloons because, you know, Glenn. 133 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:30,982 - Little more information than I need, but... 134 00:05:33,245 --> 00:05:38,294 - Thank you. "Happy 0th birthday." 135 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,601 Cute. 136 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:42,516 - Wait, wait. Hold up. What's wrong with that? 137 00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:46,215 - Oh, nothing. This is fine. It's funny. 138 00:05:46,258 --> 00:05:47,651 - I mean, I wasn't, you know-- 139 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:49,174 I was just going off the top of my head. 140 00:05:49,218 --> 00:05:50,828 I wasn't trying to be, like, hilarious or anything. 141 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:52,830 - Okay. 142 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:55,659 - You know, I'm gonna take another look at it. 143 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:58,183 - Up to you. Just pass it along when you're done. 144 00:05:58,227 --> 00:06:00,098 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 145 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:07,105 Yes. 146 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:08,629 Nah. 147 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:11,022 - Hi, can I get the dad's insurance card? 148 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:13,590 - Oh, no, he's not the dad. - Oh, I'm sorry. 149 00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:17,072 - Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't mean, "He's not the dad," 150 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:18,378 like I was having an affair 151 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:19,683 and got knocked up by some rando. 152 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:22,251 I just mean that the man I had sex with, 153 00:06:22,294 --> 00:06:24,340 he is the father of this baby. 154 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,559 - I understand. 155 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:27,212 I'm not a nurse but we take a class. 156 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:30,825 The reason I'm asking is we don't accept your insurance. 157 00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:34,176 - Oh, but her coworker's having a baby in the next room 158 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:35,699 and you take their insurance. 159 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:38,223 - Well, looks like they're on a different plan. 160 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:44,621 They have health shield bronze and what you have is different. 161 00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:47,668 - Worse. It's worse. 162 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:49,887 - Of course. Corporate takes care of the managers 163 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:51,541 and the rest of us get the scraps. 164 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:53,413 - Can we please not do all of that right now? 165 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:54,892 - So, you could pay out of pocket, 166 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:56,851 but the room is about two grand a night. 167 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:58,330 - Whoa. 168 00:06:58,374 --> 00:07:00,115 - Or there's a clinic nearby that accepts your insurance. 169 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:04,815 - Okay, and the clinic is good, right? 170 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:07,862 - It's been there for years. 171 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:10,865 - That didn't answer my question. 172 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:13,128 Oh, God. 173 00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:18,350 - Can I finish complaining 174 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:19,874 about healthcare inequality now? 175 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:20,962 - No. 176 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:26,228 . 177 00:07:26,271 --> 00:07:28,665 - Can't believe my baby's going to be born in a hospital 178 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:30,232 that looks like an escape room. 179 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:34,497 - I--I like it here. That other hospital was snobby. 180 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:37,500 - This is, um-- you know, this is down to Earth. 181 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:39,850 It's connected to the community. It's diverse. 182 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:41,896 - I don't want diverse right now. 183 00:07:41,939 --> 00:07:43,506 I want to be in the hospital 184 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:44,986 where only rich white people go. 185 00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:46,378 I want to feel deeply uncomfortable 186 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:47,902 that I'm the only brown person there. 187 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:50,295 - We just have to make the best of it, okay? 188 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:53,821 Honestly, you look around, it's kinda roomy once you-- 189 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:55,518 Oh, my God. 190 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:59,174 Uh, hi, sorry. I'm Jonah. This--this is... 191 00:07:59,217 --> 00:08:03,831 - Is she sleeping with her eyes open or... 192 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:06,529 - Yes, let's go with that. 193 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:08,139 - Ah. 194 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:09,924 - Hey Garrett, do you have the baby cards? 195 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:11,403 I need to sign them. 196 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:12,840 - Yeah, I'm just putting the finishing touches on it. 197 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:16,104 - Oh, boy. Mr. Hilarious at work. 198 00:08:16,147 --> 00:08:17,409 What are you writing? 199 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:20,674 - Um, well, you are about to see. 200 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:23,111 - Ah, I love the creative process. 201 00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:26,244 I bet it's gonna be so funny. Here we go. 202 00:08:29,378 --> 00:08:32,207 I can't even imagine all the ideas in your head right now. 203 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,774 I bet even the bad ones are genius. 204 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:36,037 - Yup, uh-huh, but you know, I just need to concentrate. 205 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,429 - Okay, oh, boy. 206 00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:39,867 You are really cooking up something good. 207 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:42,565 I can smell the creative juices. 208 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:45,742 Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. 209 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:48,310 - Your hours must be pretty crazy, huh? 210 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:49,572 All those late night pages 211 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,879 putting a real strain on the marriage. 212 00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:53,489 - I'm not married. 213 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,709 - Oh, wow. Didn't realize we were getting so personal. 214 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:59,451 - I'm not married either, so, something in common. 215 00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:04,326 - Well, I am married, but I wish I wasn't 216 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:08,025 'cause then I could hit on this bodacious babe. 217 00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:10,027 - Glenn, that hurts my feelings. 218 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,768 - Oh, no, it's for Dina. 219 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:12,856 She really likes him. 220 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:15,119 - Oh. 221 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:17,382 You know, I've never been with a woman before, 222 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:20,429 but I would switch over for Dina. 223 00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:25,869 - Well, not happening. I'm, uh--I'm very straight. 224 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:27,436 - I'm gonna check your cervix now. 225 00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:31,527 - Oh, man am I jealous of you, buddy. 226 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:37,098 [Rick Springfield's "Jessie's Girl"] 227 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:39,274 ♪ And she's loving him with that body ♪ 228 00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:43,060 ♪ I just know it, and he's holding her in his arms ♪ 229 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,327 This is a funny card. 230 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,766 - "Congrats on your new bundle of joy. 231 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:56,030 If you'd like to name them after me, that's cool." 232 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:57,814 Pretty funny, right? 233 00:09:57,858 --> 00:09:58,902 - That card's blank. 234 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:01,905 - I guess it was cute. 235 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,211 - Cute. 236 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:05,126 - Are you still working on the cards? 237 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:06,606 Just write anything. 238 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,042 They're just going to throw it away anyway. 239 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:10,784 - No, I'm gonna sign the damn cards. 240 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,089 - Hey, do you guys sell 241 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:15,310 interfaith wedding cards for dogs? 242 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,752 - Yep. - Okay. 243 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,928 - Just assume today that anytime I make this face 244 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:26,190 and these noises it's a contraction. 245 00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:27,452 - Yeah, got it. Got it. 246 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:30,412 Where is the doctor? This is crazy. 247 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:32,675 - I'm gonna--I'm gonna page him. 248 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:36,679 - Oh. It just kinda fell into darkness. 249 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:39,639 - It's fine, it's fine, it's totally fine. 250 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:42,903 Women have been birthing for thousands of years 251 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:45,340 in all kinds of disgusting places. 252 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:50,301 In the woods, in caves, with wolves and coyotes 253 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:52,608 lurking to eat them and their young. 254 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:56,699 I'm in a hospital; I at least have a blanket. 255 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:59,354 And that is an old Band-Aid. 256 00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:01,704 - Okay, that's--that's it. 257 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:02,836 I'm gonna pay for the nice hospital. 258 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,143 - No, I can--I can afford it between what I have in my bank 259 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,405 and my credit cards. 260 00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:08,624 No, I'm not gonna let you do that. 261 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,104 Why not? 262 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:13,934 - Because, that's just, like-- We're not really at the-- 263 00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:17,372 no, that's--it's weird. But thank you. 264 00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:20,027 - Okay, all right, well that's one vote for no, 265 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:22,159 one vote for yes, uh, 266 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:25,554 why don't we have your roommate break the tie? 267 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:30,646 - Okay, let's go, but I'm paying you back. 268 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:33,736 . 269 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,347 - Oh, it's so clean and comfortable. 270 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:41,265 And the air smells so good, and these pillows. 271 00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:43,615 This is an unbelievable pillow. 272 00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:44,747 We should come back here. 273 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,314 - I'm glad you're happy. 274 00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:47,968 - Hello, again. 275 00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:51,623 - Hey, girl. So glad to be back. 276 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:54,670 - Okay, and as far as the payment goes? 277 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,412 Pay the nice lady. 278 00:11:57,455 --> 00:12:01,111 - Right, okay, so if you could put $500 on each of these cards 279 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,766 and then I'll write you a check for the other $1,000. 280 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,247 - Okay, and how would you like to pay for the rest? 281 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:11,643 - Yes, for the room, but then you have delivery doctor, 282 00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,167 lab fees, anesthesia. 283 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:17,040 Altogether you're looking at about $20,000. 284 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,566 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, God. 285 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:24,308 - So, I'll let you two figure out 286 00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:28,486 what you want to do, although, well you know. 287 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:31,228 - Guess we're going back to the clinic. 288 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:40,629 - You mean the pillow that I brought from home? 289 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,066 Yeah, why wouldn't I? 290 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,460 - Okay, so we need to come up with one good message 291 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:46,983 that's from all of us. 292 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,680 - What's wrong with the ones that we already wrote? 293 00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:52,946 - Uh, well, a lot of them were offensive. 294 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,730 And I'm not gonna name any names, 295 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,254 but it was Carol. 296 00:12:58,429 --> 00:12:59,430 I wrote, "Welcome to the world." 297 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,258 - Mm-hmm, yeah, the world 298 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:04,522 that's full of violence and racism 299 00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,350 so, welcome to violence and racism. 300 00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,351 Nice, Carol. 301 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,353 - Nice job, Carol. 302 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:11,529 - You know I can fit 40 cherries in my mouth? 303 00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,836 Any more than that and I throw up. 304 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,404 - Okay, then don't do that. 305 00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:20,495 - So, baby's fine. It's in a transverse position, though. 306 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:21,975 It's sideways. I thought I could turn it 307 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,846 but we're gonna have to do a C-section. 308 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,326 - Oh, goodness. - Oh. 309 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:28,242 - Surgery. Where you, uh, cut me open, huh? 310 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,634 - Uh, nope. Actually, this way. 311 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:32,420 - Oh. East/West situation. 312 00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:33,943 - That's correct. - Okay. 313 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,728 - I had an aunt who tore from her anus 314 00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:39,122 all the way up to the front. 315 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:42,169 So... 316 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,738 Oh, God. I should have just done this at home. 317 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,784 My Aunt delivered her baby in her Jacuzzi 318 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,394 and he turned out fine. 319 00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,875 No, actually he sucks. His parents are Jacuzzi people. 320 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,051 - Okay, just--just breathe. You're doing great. 321 00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,357 - Ahhhhhh. 322 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,749 - That's right, just pick a point in the room 323 00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,621 and focus on it, okay? 324 00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:01,623 - Okay. - No, no, no. Not the corpse. 325 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:02,798 Not the corpse. 326 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,582 - It's too late, I'm locked in. 327 00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:13,591 No, no, sorry. Uh, I'm fine. You're old. 328 00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,332 - Are you, uh, are you going to be 329 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:18,596 the main doctor delivering the baby? 330 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,773 - Oh, no. That would be my father. 331 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:25,299 Just kidding. - Ha ha. Funny. 332 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:28,737 - Are you--are you, uh, looking for something? 333 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,782 - I don't remember. 334 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:36,005 - How about, "Best wishes from Cloud 9"? 335 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,399 - No offense, but I hate that. - Yeah. 336 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:41,924 - What about, "Best wishes from your Cloud 9 family?" 337 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:44,927 - Um, family feels a little weird since a lot of us 338 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,147 are banging each other. Guilty! 339 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,757 - I think we should write something funny. 340 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,280 I mean, people like funny, right? 341 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,543 - Yeah, okay Earl. That sounds easier than it is. 342 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:55,111 Uh, why don't we not embarrass ourselves by even trying. 343 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:58,027 - Yeah, but-- 344 00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:00,290 I was thinking it could be funny, because, 345 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,989 it's like so twisted . 346 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,121 It makes you laugh, 'cause it's like, crazy. 347 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,172 Am I right or am I right? I'm right! 348 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:13,869 - He's right, you should do that. 349 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,827 He didn't say anything. 350 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,835 - All right, on the next contraction 351 00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,968 you're gonna push for three ten-counts. 352 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,665 - No, no, we can't start pushing. 353 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:28,971 The father's not here yet. 354 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,192 - N-no. 355 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:35,630 The gay best friend? I see a lot of that. 356 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:38,850 - No, no, no, I'm just-- I'm actually, um, 357 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,852 I actually, I don't know what I am. 358 00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,202 We haven't really talked about it. 359 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,987 I don't know, we're dating, maybe? 360 00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,858 - Right, yeah. We'll see an occasional movie 361 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,209 and then sometimes I'm there when she gives birth to a baby. 362 00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:51,211 - Well, I don't know Jonah. What would you call it? 363 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,690 - I don't know. 364 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,866 - What would happen if we just didn't do the surgery? 365 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,564 And the baby will eventually work its way out 366 00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:57,869 like a splinter, right? 367 00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,654 I mean, life always finds a way. 368 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:03,005 - Dina, you're gonna be fine. 369 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,876 And we'll be right down the hall 370 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,487 waiting for you when you're done. 371 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:10,360 - No, see, we're not doctors, 372 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,580 so we don't go into the operating room. 373 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,016 We go to the waiting room. 374 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:17,411 - Actually, the parents are usually in there for it. 375 00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:18,847 - Okay, but, well, yeah, 376 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,718 we'll probably just get in the way, so. 377 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:23,939 - Glenn, I think we should both be in there for Dina. 378 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,028 - Okay, I get really squeamish around blood. 379 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,683 - Maybe she doesn't have a lot of blood. 380 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:31,033 - Don't go. 381 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,514 - O-okay. - Okay. 382 00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:37,344 - Right, you must be Dina Fox. Hello, I'm Dr. Gillespie. 383 00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,650 I'll be administering the epidural. 384 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,739 - Damn, what is with this place? 385 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,959 It's like "Grey's Anatomy" in here. 386 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,917 - Yeah. 387 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:48,094 - Let's go. 388 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:51,053 . 389 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,621 - I'd like to get up there by Dina. 390 00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:55,057 Oh you're coming here? - Sir, I need to get in there. 391 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:58,191 - Okay, I'll go this way. Oh, no. I'm trapped. 392 00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,062 - Dina, everything's going to be okay. 393 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,194 - Uh-huh. 394 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,543 It's a real professional operation 395 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,110 they've got going on here. 396 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:08,244 There's computers and wires-- the whole nine yards. 397 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,944 - No problem. 398 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:19,951 - Yeah, it's my favorite song. 399 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:24,347 ♪ 400 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:27,872 Okay. I'm ready. 401 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,831 - Obviously it's not just about the sex. 402 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,354 - One, two... - There are feelings there. 403 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:32,442 - We can talk about this later. - Three! 404 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,096 - Maybe focus on this. 405 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,967 - I just think that there's a lot going on between him 406 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,621 and the baby and it just seems like a lot of pressure. 407 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:38,883 - It's totally cool, and we can table this. 408 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,233 - ...ten, and stop. 409 00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:43,192 - Both. Jesus. 410 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:44,628 - All right, here we go. 411 00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:47,283 - Oh, no. Uh, maybe we could turn her around. 412 00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:50,634 Turn her around. Oh, there's the blood. 413 00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:52,375 Okay, we are in it. 414 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,290 - I see the head. 415 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:57,206 - Oh, thank God. I have had the craziest day. 416 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,773 - I've had a pretty nutty day too. 417 00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,601 - Thanks for filling in. - Oh, yeah, sure. 418 00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:03,647 Um, guess this is yours. I'll get that. 419 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:04,866 - I'll just grab the other leg. 420 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:05,823 - Okay, thanks. 421 00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:08,522 - Wow, there is so much blood. 422 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,698 Should someone do something about that? 423 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,744 Okay, I'm just gonna close my eyes. 424 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:17,313 Nope. Still kinda seeing it. 425 00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:18,923 I'll pick them up. I'll pick them up. 426 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:22,405 - One last push. - Let's do this! C'mon! 427 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,364 Mm. - Uh. Yeah. 428 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:27,018 Huh? 429 00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:28,542 Team! 430 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:32,415 - Jerusha. I can see its little arms. 431 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:33,895 It's so beautiful. 432 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,679 Nope, these are just the intestines. 433 00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:38,160 - Oh. 434 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:41,511 - Uh-huh. 435 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,687 I--I didn't throw up. 436 00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:46,821 - Nine, ten. 437 00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,910 - It's a boy! Congratulations. 438 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:52,566 And look at that. A healthy baby girl. 439 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:55,308 Congrats, everyone. - Thank God. 440 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:57,527 - Who's gonna cut the umbilical cord? 441 00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,790 You should probably do it. 442 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,271 - Yeah, yeah. I was gonna. 443 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,012 - Dina, you did it. 444 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:08,059 - Jerusha, I'm so happy. 445 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,278 - Hi. 446 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,585 Hi, little buddy. 447 00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,064 Hi. - Good heavens! 448 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,676 Did you know there's a dead body in here? 449 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:19,201 Margaret! We got another damn body! 450 00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:29,559 - I love you more than pot pies 451 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:32,171 and Christmas 452 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,651 and even little baby Jesus. 453 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,914 Don't tell anybody. 454 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:40,396 - Dina, we can't thank you enough for giving us such 455 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,789 an amazing gift. 456 00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,617 - I didn't get you a gift. 457 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,096 Oh, you mean the baby. 458 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,576 Yeah, you paid me for that, so we're good. 459 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,926 Yeah. Um... 460 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,667 would it be okay if I had a moment alone with her? 461 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:53,104 - Oh, yeah, of course. 462 00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:56,586 - Oh, no thank you. You can put it in its bin. 463 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:59,459 - You take all the time you need. 464 00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:02,853 - She's not gonna kidnap her, right? 465 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:06,117 - No, I locked all the windows. 466 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:10,209 - Well, this is it for you and me, kid. 467 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:13,168 I hope I gave you a good start the past nine months. 468 00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,650 Now, if you ever need anything, 469 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,782 you can always come to me. 470 00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,262 But not on Wednesdays or Fridays, 471 00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,656 because I have crew practice. 472 00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:25,093 All right, what else can I tell you? 473 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:27,269 Never go camping on your period. 474 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,663 If you ever find a pair of shoes you like, 475 00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:32,187 buy multiple pairs. 476 00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,581 You meet a man with a houseboat, 477 00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:35,669 walk the other way. 478 00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,801 That's an important one. 479 00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:39,977 - Hey, little buddy. 480 00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:43,546 He's not as squishy and purple as Emma was. 481 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:44,808 - Mm-mm. 482 00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:46,984 - She was so squishy. 483 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,464 - She's perfect. 484 00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,292 You're perfect. 485 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,338 - Oh, wow. Uh, look at the time. 486 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:53,687 I--I completely lost track. 487 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,254 I got a meeting--party. 488 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,342 I got a party meeting. 489 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:57,865 So, let you guys have some time. 490 00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:00,041 - Thanks. - Sure. 491 00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:02,478 - Yeah. Thank you. 492 00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:04,524 - You're welcome. 493 00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:07,788 - Hi. Hi. 494 00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:10,617 card. 495 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,316 - He's had a big day. But congratulations. 496 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,971 - Let's go!