1 00:00:01,302 --> 00:00:01,402 . 2 00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:04,135 [playing Radiohead's "Creep" on ukulele] 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:05,535 - * You're so freakin' special * 4 00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:07,440 [thunder booms faintly] 5 00:00:07,475 --> 00:00:12,075 * I wish I was special 6 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:16,423 * But I'm a creep 7 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:20,220 * I'm a weirdo 8 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:23,194 * What the hell am I doing here? * 9 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:25,664 - D-Did Brett like Radiohead? 10 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:28,363 - No, it's just the only song she knows. 11 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:32,426 - Her YouTube channel is so sad. - * I don't belong... 12 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,466 * Here 13 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:36,442 [ukulele flourish] 14 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:38,110 [claps lightly] 15 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:41,079 - Thank you, Sandra. That was...lovely. 16 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:46,313 We're gathered here today to honor our dear friend 17 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:49,347 and co-worker Brett Kobashigawa. 18 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:53,093 He died doing what he loved most--collecting carts. 19 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:54,661 - We do not know he's dead! 20 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:56,588 - Glenn. - They did not find a body. 21 00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:58,164 - They found a foot. 22 00:00:58,192 --> 00:00:59,562 - Maybe it's somebody else's foot. 23 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:02,433 All we know is that Brett was in the parking lot 24 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:05,233 collecting carts when the tornado hit. 25 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:07,696 And that no one has seen or heard from him since. 26 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:10,295 - And the foot... - Stop with the foot. 27 00:01:10,338 --> 00:01:13,138 We have addressed the foot. - I agree with Glenn. 28 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:14,584 Brett wasn't killed by that tornado. 29 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,308 - Thank you, Dina. 30 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:18,184 - What usually happens is all the air is sucked 31 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:19,652 from your lungs and then they fill up with blood, 32 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,320 so, technically, he probably drowned on his own blood. 33 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:25,894 - Why didn't we know about Brett's death sooner? 34 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,659 - Apparently someone was clocking in for him. 35 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,458 Guys, this is one of the reasons 36 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,890 that clock-in buddies is a bad idea. 37 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,525 - Also, it could've been blunt force trauma. 38 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:35,901 I mean, at those wind speeds, even a coffee mug 39 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,599 could blow your chest plate wide open. 40 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:41,501 - At any rate, we hereby dedicate this bench to Brett, 41 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:43,695 where he used to sit on his flip phone 42 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:46,207 and argue with his wife for hours. 43 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,680 - Yeah, now might not be the best time, 44 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,678 but if anybody still hasn't chipped in for the plaque, 45 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,410 it's $6.83 each, so... 46 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,675 Just, you know, get it to me when you can. 47 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:56,354 - His body isn't even cold yet, Jonah. 48 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:59,354 - Because he's probably still alive, 49 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:02,617 basking on some beach in the Mediterranean. 50 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:05,286 - Yeah, just waiting for his foot stump to heal. 51 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:07,456 - Could've been impaled by a curtain rod. 52 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:08,725 I mean, for all we know, he could be one of 53 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,462 several people on the same rod. 54 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:13,428 Hopefully, for his sake, he was on one of the ends. 55 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,697 - Okay, Sandra, how about another song? 56 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:18,766 - Oh. Okay, uh, it's not a song, 57 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:21,506 but I-I did learn a new chord. 58 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,182 [strums out of tune] 59 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:25,581 Nope, no--that's not it. 60 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:26,653 [strums out of tune again] 61 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:27,650 Nope. 62 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:30,651 [upbeat music] 63 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,594 * 64 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:36,420 [mellow music] 65 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:39,357 - So that was a... Cloud 9 funeral. 66 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:42,433 - Yep, there was way more fanfare 67 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:44,273 when Deborah got hit by a forklift. 68 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:46,468 - Sorry I missed that. 69 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,600 You know, Brett's actually the first person 70 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:50,436 I ever knew who died. 71 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:51,511 - Really? 72 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:53,239 What about, like, your grandparents? 73 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:55,284 - Nope. All still alive and healthy. 74 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:57,549 My Pop-pop can run an eight-minute mile. 75 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,278 - That's a weird thing to brag about. 76 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,623 - I'm just saying. It's pretty fast. 77 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:03,319 - I go to, like, three funerals a year. 78 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:04,821 It's a good excuse to see family. 79 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,592 - I don't even know anybody who's ever been in, like, 80 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:07,760 a major accident. 81 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:09,388 - Also a weird thing to brag about. 82 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:11,363 - Except for Garrett, maybe. 83 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:16,326 That was an accident, right? He was...how, uh... 84 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:18,004 - Huh. I don't know. 85 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,601 - Me neither. 86 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,703 I feel like I should know that. - Why? 87 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:24,805 - Because he's, you know, one of my best friends. 88 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:26,568 And my roommate. 89 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:29,477 We're definitely close enough for me to know. 90 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:30,840 We pee with the doors open. 91 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,748 - I don't pee in front of anyone. 92 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:35,450 - Well then, I guess you don't have any best friends. 93 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:41,758 - Oww! 94 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:43,659 Ohh! These things are impossible. 95 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:45,461 - Yeah, and who is gonna steal 96 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,763 a "Matrix 2" and "3" box set? 97 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:49,855 - Okay, I can't, I can't-- 98 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,327 This is blood. I'm bleeding. - Where? 99 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,026 - Hey, you two. How's it going? 100 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,867 - Ugh. Pretty sucky. 101 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,743 - Because of Brett? 102 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,541 - Huh? 103 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,813 - I think it's very, very likely that he is still alive. 104 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:06,883 But if you two are upset about his disappearance, 105 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,384 then you can take a break for a while. 106 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:11,047 - Oh, no, that's okay, we don't-- 107 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,654 - Thank you, Glenn. 108 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:16,516 We, um, we could really use a chance to sit and reflect. 109 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:19,527 You know, Brett was like a father to me, so... 110 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:23,760 - Yeah, and he was--he was like a grandfather to me. 111 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,597 - [clears throat] 112 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:29,873 Uh, I'm young enough that he was also like a grandfather to me. 113 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:31,613 - I had no idea. 114 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:35,379 Well, you two take as long as you need, okay? 115 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:37,079 You know, a book of Matthew says, 116 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,780 "Blessed are those who mourn--" 117 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:41,782 - Glenn, we're gonna mourn in our own way. 118 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:44,075 - [whispers] Yeah. 119 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,787 - Nice. - [squeaks] 120 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,359 [rain pattering, thunder booming] 121 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:50,789 - Hey, Dina, Justine's complaining about an odor 122 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:52,534 in the women's room again. 123 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:56,630 She's describing it as a liquid raccoon smell. 124 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,534 Hey, Dina. You okay? 125 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,866 - What? Yeah, sorry, I just 126 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,601 haven't really been sleeping lately. 127 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,536 [sighs] You know, weather's getting worse. 128 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:05,742 I'm starting to think we should get everyone 129 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:07,443 into the new storm shelter. 130 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:10,105 - [scoffs] Uh, I don't think that's necessary. 131 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,753 It's just a rainstorm. 132 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:14,109 - Tell that to Brett. Oh, wait, you can't. 133 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,377 'Cause he's smeared all over the Midwest. 134 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:23,888 ['80s pop song] 135 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:28,834 * 136 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:32,370 - I get that it's weird for a dude to say this, 137 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:33,800 but I'm gonna miss Brett's laugh. 138 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,874 - Me too, me too. Hey, man, uh, let me ask you something. 139 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:40,374 How... 140 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:43,878 How, uh... How did, how were you-- 141 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,411 - I'm sorry. What? 142 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:46,706 - No, it's just-- wh--did--did... 143 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:49,677 Were you always... Did--because I don't-- 144 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:51,687 Oh, look! Look at that! That's Amy. Hey, Amy. 145 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:55,719 - Hey. Have you guys noticed anything weird about Dina? 146 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:57,886 [thunder booming faintly] 147 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:59,555 - Well, Dina's her own thing. 148 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,503 We've had sex in three different houses, 149 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,599 and I'm not totally sure any of them were hers. 150 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:07,171 - Okay. I mean, not normal Dina-weirdness, like, 151 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,600 something's off. 152 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,966 - I don't know. I mean, maybe she's just-- 153 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,644 [thunder booms] - [gasps] 154 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:13,573 - Oh! See? 155 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:16,777 [percussive music] 156 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:20,410 - Attention--all customers and employees to the storm shelter. 157 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:22,648 Now, people! Let's go! 158 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:23,723 [panting] 159 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:25,521 Ugh! Move, grandpa! 160 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,532 [clattering, clinking] 161 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:39,574 - Again, I'm so sorry for the false alarm. 162 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,670 There's no tornado. You're free to leave. 163 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,702 - Now, better safe than sorry, so no apologies. 164 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,467 - Yes, but, well, we are apologizing. 165 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,137 - I am absolutely not apologizing. 166 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:50,175 - Well, some people should be. - Well, some people 167 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,750 should shut their damn yaps. 168 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:55,149 - Anyway, as a thank you, please enjoy a coupon 169 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:57,822 for 50 cents off frozen yogurt in the café. 170 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,551 - [clears throat] [softly] We could only find ten. 171 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:02,587 - So...get them while they're hot. 172 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,164 Thank you. 173 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:09,563 Give one to her. Dina was really rough with her. 174 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:13,797 - * When we are apart, I feel it too...* 175 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:17,714 [water pit-pattering] 176 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:20,738 * I feel the pain 177 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:27,583 - Hey, Myrtle, you've been here a long time, right? 178 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:29,675 - Since 1987. 179 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:31,717 - Oh, yeah, so you were here, then, 180 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,722 when Garrett first started-- 181 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:36,164 - The Cards were in the World Series. 182 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:40,489 I was having an affair with Ozzie Smith. 183 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:42,598 The Wizard, we used to call him. 184 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,730 - Wow, no kidding. So-- 185 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:47,865 - Turns out it wasn't really Ozzie. 186 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:50,041 He was a waiter at Beffa's, 187 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:53,740 which was a popular establishment back then. 188 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,844 - Beffa's? Never heard of it. 189 00:07:55,876 --> 00:08:00,876 - I once saw Al Wiman having a roast beef sandwich there. 190 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:05,554 Well, he ordered it. I don't recall if he ate it. 191 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:06,846 - That's a really good story. 192 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,617 Um, Myrtle, when-- - Back then, 193 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:12,157 people were tougher than they are now. 194 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:15,662 You can't even call someone a [bleep] 195 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,796 even if they're being one. 196 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,531 [laughs] Which reminds me of a story... 197 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:24,768 I once had a sister-in-law who really was [bleep], 198 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,765 and she was adorable. 199 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:29,237 - I finally get to catch up on Kylie Jenner's Insta. 200 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:31,306 - Man, she does sponsored posts in a way that 201 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,814 make you really believe that she loves the product. 202 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,817 - I know. It's beautiful. 203 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,589 - How's it going, you two? 204 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,919 - Oh, uh...comes in waves. 205 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:44,764 One second I'm, like, "Huh?" And the next I'm, like, "Huh." 206 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,732 - Well, you know, I'm still holding out hope 207 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,660 that Brett's alive. 208 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,656 - Even with the foot? 209 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:53,698 - I don't wanna re-litigate the foot, but... 210 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:56,304 I did wanna write a Brett tribute 211 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,306 for the newsletter-- you know, just in case. 212 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:02,808 And you guys knew him so well I thought maybe you could help. 213 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:06,813 - Of course. I mean, we would love to honor him. 214 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:09,217 - So what was his wife's name? 215 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:10,819 - Um... 216 00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:12,321 - Cinnamon. - Margaret. 217 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,692 - Cinnamon Margaret? 218 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:14,961 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 219 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,258 - Uh-huh. That is...what we said. 220 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:20,830 - Okay, uh, I also wanna include a funny story. 221 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,701 - Well... [laughs] 222 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:26,330 We obviously have... so many of those. 223 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:27,696 - Obviously. [laughs] 224 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,695 From real life. - Mm-hmm. 225 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:32,767 - Great. Okay. [laughs] 226 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,807 - Cheyenne, what's your favorite? 227 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:39,909 - Just a heads-up, we're gonna need to do 228 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:41,377 a full restock of the jerky. 229 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,824 I'm taking this down to the storm shelter. 230 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,250 - Oh, do we need that much? 231 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:45,994 Tornadoes last, like, 15 minutes. 232 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,859 - Uh, what if the roof caves in? 233 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:50,318 Sorry, everybody. Looks like we're gonna starve down here 234 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:52,857 because Amy thought we'd only be trapped for 15 minutes. 235 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:55,263 - Uh, Dina? That seems a little dramatic. 236 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,765 - [mockingly] "Okay, uh, Dina? That seems a little dramatic." 237 00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:59,268 Look, I don't have time to roast you, okay? 238 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,739 I still need sun lamps, mylar blankets... 239 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,869 - Are you maybe going through anything 240 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,774 you wanna talk about, or... 241 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,676 - Okay, I need to have games for morale. 242 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,378 Chess, Scrabble, Uno for the dummies. 243 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:12,279 - Okay, Dina? I'm worried about you. 244 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,782 As a friend. - You wanna be a friend? 245 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,645 Go freeze a couple hundred pounds of chard. 246 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:18,294 - I'm not doing that. 247 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,848 - [scoffs] Fine. 248 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:22,417 Guess we won't have chard. 249 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:25,725 - * I bought a toothbrush, toothpaste * 250 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,899 * A flannel for my face 251 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:30,298 * Pajamas, a hairbrush 252 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:33,300 * New shoes and a case... 253 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,803 - Okay. Thank you. 254 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,436 - Hey, Sandra, how's it going? 255 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,410 - I just found out Jerry's feeding tube got infected and-- 256 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,880 - Ah, same here. 257 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,009 So let me ask you a question, 258 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,813 but don't tell Garrett. 259 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,345 - Okay. - Okay. 260 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:50,779 Has he ever told you how he ended up in a wheelchair? 261 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:53,048 - Um...let me think. 262 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,316 - Hey, what's up, guys? 263 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,424 - Hey. 264 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:56,885 - Hey! What's going on? 265 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,334 - What you guys talking about? 266 00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,428 - Nothing. 267 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,029 - Nothing? 268 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,401 So you guys are just in the hallway 269 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:06,800 staring at each other saying nothing? 270 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,744 - Well, not nothing. I mean, we were-- 271 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:09,969 we were talking about... 272 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,873 - [stammering] Jonah's going to a barbecue, 273 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,405 and he asked if it'd be interesting 274 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,080 to put burrata on a burger instead of provolone. 275 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,809 And I said, "Who uses provolone?" 276 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,306 [both laugh] 277 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,977 And he was laughing, and then I started laughing. 278 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:26,346 And then he asked, "Are burgers cliché in general?" 279 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:29,916 And I said, "No, not if you use venison." 280 00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:31,357 But then you said, 281 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,361 "Venison does not pair with burrata," so... 282 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,804 here we are. 283 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,070 - Yeah. A-and then you-- 284 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,928 and then you came up. - Mm-hmm. 285 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:43,037 - So... - Well, I'm sorry I asked. 286 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,910 - Okay. - I-I'll see you around. 287 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,339 - Mm. 288 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,944 - Wow, you are an incredible liar. 289 00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:52,077 - Thank you. 290 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,882 [laughs] 291 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:58,392 - Swam up the Panama Canal. 292 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:01,318 Hey, how long was he a cowboy trick rider for? 293 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:05,494 - Well, he was in the circuit for a number of years 294 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:09,025 with his horse named... 295 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,303 Cloud Tie. 296 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,931 - Cloud Tie. - Yeah. 297 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,966 - And, uh, then he joined the Marines. 298 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:19,013 He was in the... Blue Shirt Division. 299 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,939 - Okay. - At the battle of, uh... 300 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,405 - Khaki Pants. - Yep. 301 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,314 - Like it sounds? 302 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,816 - Mm-hmm. 303 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:31,478 K-H... K...A-K-I. 304 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,918 - I just think that the tornado and this Brett stuff 305 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,494 is really affecting you. 306 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,162 - How many iodine tablets to sterilize urine? 307 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,990 Is it two or three? - I really couldn't say. 308 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,456 - Maybe err on the side of caution. 309 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,463 - Are you okay? 'Cause you seem a little manic. 310 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,126 - Is this your thing? Do you like to 311 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,125 just follow people and tell them everything 312 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,997 you think is wrong with them? 'Cause I could do that too. 313 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:51,336 - No, that's not-- - Hair. Chin. Shrimpy build. 314 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,141 Boobs. Well, left boob. 315 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,813 - I'm willing to ignore that 316 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,082 because I know you're lashing out. 317 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,539 - Ankles. - I have joint inflammation! 318 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,847 You need to get help! - I'm fine! 319 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,010 [loud crash] 320 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,178 man: Sorry. 321 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:05,418 . 322 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,192 - I think there's something wrong with Dina. 323 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:09,319 - Heck, yeah, there is. [laughs] 324 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,263 - No, Glenn. It wasn't a diss. 325 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,831 - [continuous laughing] 326 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,030 - Okay. 327 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:16,161 - Good burn! That was fun. 328 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,966 Hey, let's do Elias now-- 329 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,998 - Glenn, I think the tornado really affected her. 330 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,174 I don't know if this is a workman's comp type of thing, 331 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,443 but she needs to talk to someone. 332 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,441 - Oh, Lisa's a good listener. 333 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,013 - I was thinking like a professional. 334 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:32,012 - Ohh! Okay. 335 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,875 Now, we don't have a binder on dealing with tornadoes, 336 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,145 but I did find one on workplace shootings 337 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,024 that I think I can make work. 338 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:42,122 - The tornado was like two months ago. 339 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,355 We're over it. 340 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,230 - Well, maybe you are. 341 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:48,928 But maybe there's someone else who's having trouble coping. 342 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,862 - Who is it? - It doesn't matter. 343 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,228 - Is it Sandra? - Nope. 344 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,425 - Is it Dina? - I'm not gonna say. 345 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,096 - [whispers] Carol. - No! 346 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,435 - Thanks, Ames. - I'm sorry. 347 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,209 This is not what I had in mind. 348 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,038 - "If you're reading this, then your branch 349 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:03,043 "has been the victim of a workplace...tornado. 350 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,446 "Workplace tornados are a growing epidemic 351 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,348 "that we need to face while still respecting the right 352 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:12,121 of every American to own tornados." 353 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,152 It's good. 354 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,186 [water pit-pattering] 355 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:18,192 ['80s pop song] 356 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:23,125 * 357 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:27,103 - "Many tornado victims describe worrying 358 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,004 "that behind every hallway, 359 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:32,236 there's a lone tornado waiting to tornado them." 360 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,472 - This is waste of time. 361 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,506 - Look, Dina. I just think 362 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,352 that you're holding in a lot of pent-up emotion 363 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,378 and that it's good to talk about these things. 364 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,083 I learned that in couples therapy. 365 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,975 - Oh, and that worked out great for you, didn't it? 366 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,247 - Dina, that didn't 367 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,985 work out for them, though, actually. 368 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,290 They're getting a divorce. - [softly] I know. 369 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,522 - You know, there's no shame 370 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,127 in admitting you're having a tough time 371 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,329 dealing with something, okay? 372 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,400 In college, I discovered that my dad 373 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,998 was having an affair on Parents Weekend. 374 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,431 Try enjoying "Stomp" after that. 375 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,266 - Ugh, that's your trauma? 376 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,541 I watched my brother drown in the South China Sea. 377 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,110 - Well, it's not a contest. 378 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,409 - Well, if it was, you'd lose. 379 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,310 - I went to the movie "Saw" 380 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,212 thinking it was about carpentry. 381 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,554 It is not! 382 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,549 I threw up in my lap. 383 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,421 And then Jerusha made us stay because it was our date night 384 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,250 and the tickets were non-refundable. 385 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,716 - Okay, there's a lot to unpack there, 386 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,263 but let's circle back to Dina. 387 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:26,060 - I once got caught trying to run 388 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,533 a badger game in Kansas City. 389 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:32,001 Ha. I had to cut my way out. 390 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,467 [water pattering] 391 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:38,372 ["I Can Dream About You" plays] 392 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:41,405 - * I can dream about you... 393 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,381 - Thank you, Cheyenne, for taking us 394 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,380 through your visit to Cancun, but... 395 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:48,282 I'm not clear-- what was traumatic about it? 396 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,575 - Nothing. It was awesome. 397 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:54,017 - Great. Okay, uh, well, who hasn't shared yet? 398 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,324 - Uh, Garrett hasn't. - Oh. Garrett? 399 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:59,056 - Oh, no, I've lived a blessed life. 400 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,462 - I have something. 401 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,503 My first apartment was in a pet cemetery-- 402 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:05,069 - You're saying nothing traumatic 403 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,598 has ever happened to you? 404 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:10,373 'Cause, you know, this--this is a safe space. 405 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,474 - Well, when I was a kid, 406 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,405 I was really into horseback riding. 407 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,181 I was good at it too. 408 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,509 Until Chestnut bucked me going over a hurdle 409 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,175 and I landed on my neck. 410 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,483 [all gasp] 411 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,384 Doc said I was lucky to walk away. 412 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,116 But I came in last place, so... 413 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,093 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Yeah, that sounds bad. 414 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,362 - [laughing] Are you kidding? That's, like, nothing. 415 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,091 - My worse trauma was when Sandra 416 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,296 tried to murder me during a tornado. 417 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,528 - I didn't try to murder you. 418 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,504 I just didn't try to save you. 419 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,802 - I love your friendship. Frick and Frack. 420 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,104 - You know, this-- right here, right now-- 421 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:47,067 this is my greatest trauma. - Glenn, let's wrap this up. 422 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,637 - Yeah. I'm out of here. - No, Dina-- 423 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,375 - Look. Listen. I get it. 424 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,110 You want me to suddenly get in touch 425 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,605 with some deep, dark emotions, but guess what. 426 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,576 I don't have time to whine about my issues, 427 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,375 and frankly, I am sick of listening 428 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,117 to all you people whine about yours. 429 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,322 Get off me! 430 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,493 Move, Brett! 431 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,726 - So, apparently when the tornado was coming, 432 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:13,632 Brett was able to run and make it to his car. 433 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,641 - And then his car got swallowed up by the tornado? 434 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,169 - No, he just drove home. - Oh. 435 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,666 - And then we emailed the wrong Brett, 436 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,707 so we never knew he was scheduled to work. 437 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,252 - Well, I knew he wasn't dead. 438 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,278 - Yeah. I guess you were right. 439 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,184 - Though, just between you and me, 440 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:32,186 I thought he was dead for sure. 441 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,849 But now look at him. God bless. 442 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,657 Hanging out with his best friends. 443 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,789 - Oh. Never knew they were friends. 444 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,855 - You sure are bagging those groceries. 445 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,203 - Oh. I thought you had a spider on your shoulder. 446 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,271 - Oops. Oh. Got it. There it is. 447 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,569 - [giggling] - There it is. 448 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,870 - Is Glenn still watching? 449 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,301 - [clears throat] Yep. 450 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,297 - Okay. [laughs] 451 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,868 [both laugh] 452 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:57,105 - Wait. Oh, my God. Whose foot was that? 453 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,605 - Hey, man. I'ma take off early. 454 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,248 I, uh...saw a motorcycle in the parking lot 455 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:08,764 and it's the same motorcycle that I was riding the night... 456 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,588 it all went down. - Okay, all right. 457 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,363 Okay, okay, I get it. You're messing with me. 458 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,892 You can stop now. 459 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,356 - Cool. 460 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,725 - Hey, just an FYI. 461 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,833 I wasn't trying to be nosy. I just-- 462 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,795 I thought it would be cool to know you better. That's all. 463 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,244 You know, you're my roommate, and you're my best friend, and-- 464 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,571 - Okay. First of all, I don't need a best friend. 465 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,806 I'm an adult. 466 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,540 And if I did have a best friend, 467 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:30,906 it would be my boy Randy Mendoza. 468 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,883 We've known each other since the second grade. 469 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,612 - Always about Randy... 470 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,747 - Look. What if I told you I got shot in Iraq? 471 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,193 Or got drunk and hit a bus full of nuns? 472 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,819 - Is this also in Iraq? 473 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:45,593 - Whatever it is, it's gonna put me in a box. 474 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,725 And I don't want that. 475 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,729 - Understood. 476 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,727 Hey. D--um...does Randy know? 477 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,595 - Of course. He's my best friend. 478 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,169 - That's messed up. 479 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,783 - Wow. 480 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,379 Really got everything in here, huh? 481 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,952 Beef jerky... 482 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,780 beans... 483 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:11,917 pornography? 484 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,251 - People are gonna need a release, Amy. 485 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,417 It could be hours down here. 486 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:19,756 - Look, you know Brett is alive, right? 487 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,362 No one died. It's all okay. 488 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:25,265 So, we can just head out. 489 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,668 - I'm not leaving. 490 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:33,742 - You cannot...stay... down here! 491 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,313 - Are you being serious right now? 492 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,682 - [gasps] Oh, God. 493 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,310 Okay, you know what? 494 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,776 Fine. I get it. You don't want my help. 495 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,784 I give up. I'm giving up. 496 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,917 - Great. 497 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:51,393 Oh, it's just getting sad at this point. 498 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,434 You're so tiny! 499 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,700 - [gasps] - Look, you know what? 500 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,728 Just for that, you don't get a space in the shelter. 501 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,774 - Oh, I'm so sad that I don't get a spot 502 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,399 in your little masturbation jail. 503 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,444 - All jails are masturbation jails. 504 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,800 - Look, things happen, okay? 505 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,467 You can't be prepared for everything. 506 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,706 - No, you can't prepare for everything, 507 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,780 but I can and I always do. 508 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,718 - Dina... - Forget it. 509 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,320 You don't wanna hear about my problems. 510 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,852 - No, I-I do. 511 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,288 Of course I do. 512 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,823 - Really? 513 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:27,327 [sobbing] I couldn't sleep or eat, 514 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:31,730 so I just watched old VHS tapes of the 1994 Winter Olympics. 515 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:35,504 I'm Team Tanya all the way, you know? [sobs] 516 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,035 - Mm. - I'm pretty sure 517 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,269 Nancy Kerrigan hit herself in the leg. [sobs] 518 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:43,977 Nobody tells you at six that a dog can't eat chocolate. 519 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,910 - Oh, wow. We're going back to the beginning. 520 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,745 Okay. [clears throat] 521 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,050 - And for the rest of camp, 522 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,952 all the kids called me "Bagel Boobs." 523 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,385 [sobs] 524 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,332 I just feel like this feeling is gonna last forever. 525 00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,928 - I know. With Adam gone, 526 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,529 I'm on my own for the first time, 527 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,001 and I'm just--I'm terrified. 528 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:05,399 - Maybe don't make this about you right now. 529 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,402 - Yeah. No. Sorry. You go, you go. 530 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,844 You go. - Okay. 531 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,998 So I think we got up to my tenth birthday? 532 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,537 - Mm-hmm. We're at ten. 533 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:16,742 - [sobbing] It's about to get really bad.