1 00:00:01,436 --> 00:00:01,646 . 2 00:00:01,697 --> 00:00:03,997 [indistinct chatter] - Good morning, everyone. 3 00:00:04,047 --> 00:00:06,217 Good morning. 4 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:10,047 Okay, let's focus up. 5 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:11,577 - Quiet! 6 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:12,660 [chatter stops] 7 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:14,188 - Morning, everyone. 8 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:17,411 Okay, uh, before the new district manager gets here, 9 00:00:17,452 --> 00:00:22,022 I just wanted to warn you her name is Laurie Neustadt. 10 00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:23,235 And she's a woman, 11 00:00:23,284 --> 00:00:25,984 so let's not act like that's weird. 12 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,586 - Um, is it weird? 13 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:29,586 - No. I mean... 14 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:31,988 just don't act like anything's weird. 15 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,342 Ever. In general. 16 00:00:33,381 --> 00:00:36,601 - Nice recovery. - Man, I hope she's a WILF. 17 00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:38,515 It's a woman I'd like to [bleep]. 18 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,080 - [gasps] That's what that means. 19 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:42,257 - I'm excited to have a woman in charge. 20 00:00:42,303 --> 00:00:44,703 - The world's moving too fast. 21 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:46,310 Enough already. 22 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:49,090 - I'm just worried that I'm gonna say something weird. 23 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:50,876 I wish I knew something more about her. 24 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,360 - I'm Googling her, and apparently she's from Denver. 25 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:55,881 - Denver, terrific. Let's go with the Denver thing. 26 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:58,185 - Or we could just treat her like she's a human being. 27 00:00:58,232 --> 00:00:59,542 - Yeah, but we've got the Denver thing 28 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:01,101 in case that doesn't work out. 29 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:02,708 - Right, and why wouldn't that work? 30 00:01:02,758 --> 00:01:04,238 - Okay, she's here. Places, everyone! 31 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:05,501 - Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait. 32 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:07,113 - What? 33 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:08,204 - Now I'm ready. 34 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:10,422 - Hey, everyone. - Milady. 35 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:13,641 - Okay. Um, hi. 36 00:01:13,682 --> 00:01:14,862 I am Laurie Neustadt. 37 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:16,250 I'm taking over for Jeff. 38 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:17,733 I'm gonna be here all day walking around, 39 00:01:17,773 --> 00:01:19,343 getting to know the store, trying to figure out ways 40 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:20,913 we can make things a little more efficient. 41 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:24,040 So, um, busy day. Let's, uh, get back out there. 42 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,914 - Let's get back out there. 43 00:01:25,955 --> 00:01:29,785 Bet they say that a lot on the slopes of Denver, huh? 44 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:32,348 - I guess. I... 45 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:36,919 - Actually, I think this is a different Laurie Neustadt. 46 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:38,226 - [sighs] 47 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:41,232 [upbeat music] 48 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:43,405 ♪ 49 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:47,536 - Laurie seems like kind of a bitch, right? 50 00:01:47,585 --> 00:01:49,625 - She's like this strict schoolteacher in a porn 51 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:51,154 but nothing good ends up happening. 52 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:52,758 She just, like, teaches. 53 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:54,718 - Yeah, and her shoes made a lot of noise. 54 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:56,156 I mean, what? 55 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:59,643 - Are you guys seriously weirded out by a female boss? 56 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:01,824 It's 2018. 57 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:03,170 - You're right. 58 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:04,860 To be honest, I really liked her shoes. 59 00:02:04,907 --> 00:02:07,167 - You know, a lot of people think women make better bosses 60 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:08,744 than men. 61 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,650 It's like they say, uh-- Ginger Rogers did everything 62 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:12,955 Fred Astaire did but backwards and in high heels. 63 00:02:13,002 --> 00:02:14,702 - That's total crap. 64 00:02:14,743 --> 00:02:17,403 When did Ginger dance backwards? 65 00:02:17,441 --> 00:02:20,181 - Oh, uh, it's just an expression. 66 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:23,057 - They danced in circles or side by side. 67 00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:25,799 - You're only defending her because she's a woman. 68 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:27,231 That's sexism. 69 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:28,757 - If she was a man, there's no way we'd be 70 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,670 standing around talking about her appearance. 71 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:31,975 - Exactly. 72 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:34,281 - Name one picture where Ginger Rogers was better 73 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:35,978 than Rita Hayworth. 74 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:37,505 - I don't know any. 75 00:02:37,548 --> 00:02:40,678 - Ginger Rogers was nothing. 76 00:02:40,725 --> 00:02:42,065 - Come on, man. 77 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:43,988 "Big Time." "Top Hat." 78 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:45,343 "Swinging Down to Rio." 79 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:47,172 You froze up, dude. 80 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,470 - ♪ Down to the Love Shack 81 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:52,867 ♪ I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 ♪ 82 00:02:52,911 --> 00:02:54,781 ♪ So hurry up and bring your ♪ 83 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:56,386 - Ugh, Laurie's gonna be looking at our stats, 84 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:58,307 and my checkout scores are terrible. 85 00:02:58,352 --> 00:03:00,482 That scanner never works for me. 86 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:01,828 It's probably because I swallowed a magnet 87 00:03:01,877 --> 00:03:02,877 when I was four. 88 00:03:02,921 --> 00:03:04,271 It just never came out. 89 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:06,364 - Who cares if you're bad at one thing? 90 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:08,143 I'm bad at driving, but I'm good 91 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,358 at texting and driving. 92 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:11,966 - My UPM score is a five. 93 00:03:12,017 --> 00:03:14,237 - A five? Even I got a 30. 94 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:15,981 - Well, you have better hand-eye coordination. 95 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:18,291 I can't be wasting my time playing "Star Trek" video games 96 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:20,028 all day. - Uh, it's "Star Wars." 97 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:22,719 - Same diff. They're just ugly people floating in space. 98 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:24,247 - Yeah, they're not floating in space. 99 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,471 They're on planets most of the time. 100 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:27,819 That's just an ignorant comment. 101 00:03:28,991 --> 00:03:30,211 - Oh, excuse me, 102 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:31,253 you're the floor manager, right? 103 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:32,518 - Uh, yeah, hi. Amy. 104 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,910 - Hi. Um, there is an employee, 105 00:03:34,953 --> 00:03:37,613 Sal Kazlauskas, who has a lot of open 106 00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:39,522 sexual harassment complaints against him. 107 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:41,737 - Yeah, it's fine. He died in the wall. 108 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:43,266 - That's this store? - Mm-hmm. 109 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:44,880 - Okay, good to know. Thank you. 110 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,140 - Yeah, anytime. 111 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:50,843 Hey, um, can I just say, it's-- it's really cool to have 112 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:52,232 a woman district manager. 113 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:54,185 I mean, it's about time, right? 114 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,714 - Thank you. Well, I had to have sex 115 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:58,407 with a lot of board members to get here, so... 116 00:03:59,282 --> 00:04:00,942 I'm kidding. [laughs] 117 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:02,849 - [laughs] No, I didn't-- 118 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:04,464 I mean, I wouldn't-- 119 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:07,725 Anyway, uh, if I can, you know, give you a hand with anything, 120 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:09,339 let me know. - Oh, actually, you know what? 121 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:11,119 I would love some help with some of these 122 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:13,083 personnel details. 123 00:04:13,122 --> 00:04:16,392 - Oh, uh, yeah. Okay, sure. 124 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:19,260 Arby's has the meats, but Amy's got the deets. 125 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:22,778 I'm sorry. That was weird. - That was weird. 126 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:25,397 - Hey, I just wanted to make sure we're on the same page 127 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:28,619 about keeping this whole situation from Laurie. 128 00:04:28,659 --> 00:04:31,269 - Oh, 'cause you're not married. 129 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:32,664 - What? No. 130 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:34,267 I just mean a lot of bosses don't like preggos. 131 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:37,057 - What? No, everyone loves preggos. 132 00:04:37,102 --> 00:04:38,502 It's like the saying. 133 00:04:38,539 --> 00:04:40,629 Everyone likes preggos, LEGOs, and Eggos. 134 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:42,591 - Not me. If I hear someone's pregnant, 135 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:44,240 all I think about is bathroom breaks 136 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,164 and doctors' appointments and hormones. 137 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:47,638 It's like, we don't need another Elias. 138 00:04:47,678 --> 00:04:49,678 - Okay, but Laurie's gonna find out eventually. 139 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,334 - Well, we'll deal with that if it comes to it, 140 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:53,158 but for all we know, I may lose the baby 141 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:54,285 and this is never even an issue. 142 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:55,687 - Wait, what? 143 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:57,300 - I'm just saying, things happen. 144 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:58,600 I live in a very dangerous neighborhood. 145 00:04:58,646 --> 00:05:00,336 People are always pushing other people. 146 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:02,297 Anyway... [knocks] 147 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:03,555 Later, boss. 148 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:06,347 - [stammers] Move! You've gotta move. 149 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:07,613 - We try and keep Carol and Sandra 150 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:09,525 on opposite sides of the store. 151 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:12,310 It's sort of like a-- like a Crips and Bloods thing. 152 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:13,965 - And Justine Sikowicz? 153 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:15,359 - Justine is a hard worker. 154 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:17,452 Um, she cries a lot in the bathroom. 155 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:19,491 But not, like, in a way where you feel like you have 156 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:21,576 to go in. - Got it, okay. 157 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:23,315 Uh, Myrtle Vartanian? 158 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:26,056 - Oh, Myrtle, yeah. She's sweet. 159 00:05:26,108 --> 00:05:29,588 She doesn't do very much. Doesn't do it very well, but... 160 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:30,813 - She actually makes more money 161 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:33,642 than anyone else at her level. 162 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:36,251 - Yeah, well, I guess when you've been here that long, 163 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:38,992 even 40-cent pay bumps add up, huh? 164 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,124 - Good to know. 165 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:41,115 All right, well, at least we know 166 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:42,466 we can cut Myrtle. 167 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,076 Okay, why don't you tell me about Cody? 168 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:47,996 - Oh, wait, uh, sorry. Um, when you say cut Myrtle, 169 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:49,483 you don't mean like-- 170 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:50,653 - Oh, my God, no. I'm not, like, a monster. 171 00:05:50,698 --> 00:05:52,528 - Oh, okay. Phew. 172 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:54,829 - I'm not, like, gonna literally cut her. 173 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:58,356 No, I just mean fire her. - Oh, um-- 174 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:00,621 - Okay, tell me about Marcus White. 175 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:02,674 What's his IQ? Because if it's low enough, 176 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,190 we get a tax break. 177 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:06,503 - [laughs] 178 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:11,021 . 179 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:13,066 - So out of the blue, she just decided 180 00:06:13,111 --> 00:06:14,071 to fire Myrtle? 181 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:15,382 - Exactly. 182 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:16,808 Yeah, that's exactly what happened. 183 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:18,204 - There has to be a reason. 184 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:19,417 - Well, I don't know. I just met her. 185 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:22,026 I don't know what's inside of her mind. 186 00:06:22,077 --> 00:06:24,507 - I think you do know. 187 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:25,948 - Okay, fine. 188 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:27,874 I might have mentioned that Myrtle is not 189 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:29,129 very good at her job. 190 00:06:29,171 --> 00:06:31,001 - What? Why would you say that? 191 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:32,572 - Because she asked me about Myrtle. 192 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:35,089 - So you led with, "Myrtle's not good at her job"? 193 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:37,533 - No, I led with, "She's very sweet, 194 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:40,141 and she's not very good at her job." 195 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:41,622 I don't know. We were bonding. 196 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:43,102 Are we gonna stand around and just point fingers, 197 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:44,451 or are you gonna help me fix this? 198 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:46,141 - I was thinking we could point fingers 199 00:06:46,188 --> 00:06:47,758 for a few more minutes. 200 00:06:47,798 --> 00:06:49,318 - Myrtle's a fixture. 201 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:51,445 I mean, would you want me to fire the light bulbs 202 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:54,238 or to--would you want me to throw our plumbing 203 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:55,813 out into the cold? 204 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:58,810 - I would, if the pipes cost us more than any other pipe 205 00:06:58,853 --> 00:07:00,333 for doing inferior work. 206 00:07:00,376 --> 00:07:02,246 Look, I'm sure she will find another job, Glenn. 207 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:03,771 - Who's gonna hire her? 208 00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:05,434 She's useless. 209 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:09,168 Can I at least wait until the end of the day? 210 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:11,741 I would like to show her one last perfect day 211 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:14,299 before she wanders off into the great unknown. 212 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:18,086 - Okay, I'm asking you to fire her, not kill her. 213 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:20,223 - How do you live with yourself? 214 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:24,618 [scanner beeping] 215 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:25,921 - [sighs] 216 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:28,187 - Is sighing really gonna help me go faster? 217 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:29,670 You're just wasting air. 218 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:33,980 [scanner beeping] 219 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:34,978 - [sighs] 220 00:07:35,019 --> 00:07:37,849 - [sighing mockingly] 221 00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:39,722 There, how do you like it? 222 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:41,373 I just can't make it work. 223 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:43,677 Okay, I-I don't know how you check out people so quickly. 224 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,034 - Why don't you just go into Glenn's computer 225 00:07:45,073 --> 00:07:46,033 and change your stats? 226 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:47,474 - You can do that? 227 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:48,640 - You kidding me? I do it all the time. 228 00:07:48,685 --> 00:07:50,075 Why do you think I never work Fridays 229 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:51,651 but get paid for Fridays? 230 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:53,816 - You think I should? 231 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:55,484 - Well, isn't that kind of like cheating? 232 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:56,778 - Not really. 233 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:58,704 'Cause if you think about it-- - It's cheating. 234 00:07:58,739 --> 00:08:00,129 It's 100% cheating. 235 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:01,695 - I think Garrett makes a good point. 236 00:08:01,742 --> 00:08:03,002 I'm gonna do it. 237 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:04,397 - Well, I guess while you're in there, 238 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:05,750 you can change your employee photo too. 239 00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:07,229 - Enough about the photo! 240 00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:09,229 I had a lot of sodium that morning. 241 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:10,881 - I just get nervous if I go too tight, 242 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:12,355 it'll hurt the baby. 243 00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:14,234 - Women have been wearing corsets for centuries. 244 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:15,796 If a little squeezing hurt, I think we would have heard 245 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:17,373 something about it. 246 00:08:17,409 --> 00:08:19,409 - There used to be really high infant mortality. 247 00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:21,015 - Fine, I'll go get Justine to help. 248 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:22,455 - No, no! 249 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,852 I'll do it. I can do it. 250 00:08:24,895 --> 00:08:27,245 - Okay. 251 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:29,599 - [grunts] 252 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:32,159 Oh, it's pretty tight. I don't know. 253 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:34,247 - Sandra, I swear to God. 254 00:08:34,296 --> 00:08:35,686 - Why don't you just tell Laurie you're fat? 255 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:37,392 Because fat people are fat everywhere. 256 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:39,039 This is clearly a baby bump. 257 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:40,433 - We could pad you all over, 258 00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:41,866 like how they do Hollywood actors. 259 00:08:41,912 --> 00:08:44,962 Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Tyler Perry. 260 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:47,792 I am not intentionally just naming black actors. 261 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:49,531 - Sandra, if I didn't need your Hulu password, 262 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:51,402 I would kill you right now. 263 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:54,973 - Myrtle, what would be your idea of a perfect day? 264 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:58,146 - I guess I'd like to spend one more day 265 00:08:58,189 --> 00:08:59,839 with my late husband, Charlie. 266 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:04,277 - Oh, okay, but what about a perfect day in the store? 267 00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:06,326 - If Charlie came in the store. 268 00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:07,761 - Okay, I'm not God. 269 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,288 - Hey, Myrtle, you borrowed some scissors, 270 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:10,291 and I need them back. 271 00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:11,942 - You leave her alone! 272 00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:13,506 This is Myrtle's day! 273 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,693 You take all the scissors you want, honey. 274 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:19,470 - Hey, Laurie, um, can we talk to you? 275 00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:20,595 - Sure, who's this? 276 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:23,297 - Hi, um, I'm Jonah. Simms. 277 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:25,775 - Mm, he does look like a male Tinkerbell. 278 00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:28,391 - Uh, you can't fire Myrtle. 279 00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:30,477 She is an invaluable asset to this store. 280 00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:33,746 - Okay, Amy, I really don't want to fire anyone, right? 281 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,360 Certainly not a sweet old lady, 282 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,270 but corporate is on me to cut the budget. 283 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:38,615 - What if we found the savings elsewhere? 284 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,135 Could she keep her job then? 285 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:41,708 - She makes $20 bucks an hour. 286 00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:42,795 - Myrtle? 287 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:45,535 Dude, yeah, no, that makes sense. 288 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,195 It's nice to see a woman not just making 79 cents 289 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:49,279 on the dollar. 290 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:50,807 - We can find those savings. 291 00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:52,811 I just cut my own home budget down simply by going 292 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:54,643 to the library when I need the Internet, 293 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:57,381 so if we do it, can she keep her job? 294 00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:59,292 - Sure, yeah. 295 00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:00,427 Give it a try. 296 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:03,039 - All right. - Thank you. 297 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,040 - Tinkerbell. 298 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:07,352 - I don't know where she heard that. 299 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:09,911 . 300 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:11,647 - I-- It's tough. 301 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,088 - Come on, you went to business school. 302 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,794 Can't you just track down some wasteful spending? 303 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:17,311 - It's not like there's a line item for wasteful spending. 304 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:20,875 - [sighs] Well, let's think outside the box 305 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:22,754 or cut the pork. 306 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,666 Like, that's a thing, right? 307 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,101 - Those are words, yes. 308 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:28,717 - Come on, Jonah. You can do this! 309 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:31,018 I know you can do this. Come on, baby! 310 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:32,535 Find the money! 311 00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:34,198 Show Mama the money. 312 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:37,512 - O-okay, all right, okay, I appreciate the energy, Mama. 313 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:38,939 But can you let me focus? 314 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:41,116 - Yeah, okay, whatever you need. 315 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,952 - Well, okay, we leave the A/C on in March. 316 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:45,561 It's just competing with the heat. 317 00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:46,651 If we turn both of them off, 318 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:49,609 that would save us $200. 319 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,649 - Yes, okay! 320 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:54,964 Mama smells the bacon 'cause Papa found the pork! 321 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:58,142 200 bucks! - I don't like any of this. 322 00:10:58,179 --> 00:11:00,749 - Neither do I, but Mama can't stop. 323 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:02,010 Okay. 324 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,273 - Why are you shutting the blinds? 325 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:05,965 - [whispering] So no one can see us. 326 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:08,153 - [loudly] Oh, you're afraid we might get caught 327 00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:10,319 changing your register scores? 328 00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:12,145 - Fine. Can we just change the scores 329 00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:13,983 so we can get out of here? 330 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:15,721 - All right, I'm just looking for the right window. 331 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,502 Glenn's taxes, 332 00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:20,546 Google search for how many tomatoes in the world, 333 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,202 his church's MySpace page. 334 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:25,506 Ah, here we are. Employee records. 335 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:29,474 - Okay. - Your UPM score is now 120. 336 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,874 - 120? Isn't that kinda high? 337 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,428 - I don't know, man. I mean, we're here. 338 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,515 You might as well change it to something impressive. 339 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:36,704 - You're right. 340 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,049 This is my Tonya Harding moment, 341 00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:40,178 and I've gotta claw my way to the top. 342 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:41,401 Okay. 343 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,229 121. 344 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:47,101 It's a little less obvious. 345 00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,064 - Excuse me, young lady. 346 00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,632 Do you have any sugar? 347 00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:57,019 My coffee is black with an 80% chance of cream. 348 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,334 - There you go. 349 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,290 - Oh, my goodness. Myrtle, look. 350 00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:05,460 Isn't that Channel 4 weatherman Skipper Sailes 351 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:07,807 in our very store? 352 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,207 - I don't know. I watch Channel 5 353 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,561 with Craig Moeller. 354 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,210 - Oh. O-okay. 355 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:15,914 I could have sworn you said Channel 4. 356 00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:17,482 - Hey, it's cool. 357 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:18,559 Craig's great. 358 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,567 Really good at what he does. 359 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,609 - Craig's the best. 360 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:27,355 - So, uh, Glenn, 361 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:29,568 maybe you can just reimburse me for the coffee now. 362 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,098 - Yeah, later. 363 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,751 - Yeah, it's just otherwise, I need to submit it 364 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:35,185 to the station as a-- - I said later, Skipper Sailes! 365 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,110 [scanner beeping] 366 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:41,239 - [gasps] Hey, you're Dina, right? 367 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,722 - Uh... - The assistant manager? 368 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,502 - Huh? What? 369 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:45,896 Ah... 370 00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:48,289 - I have a quick question about the shrink reports. 371 00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,072 - Sure, shoot. [grunts] 372 00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:51,247 - Do you wanna put the box down? 373 00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:52,822 - [grunts] No, it's light. 374 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,079 [grunts] 375 00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:56,251 - Okay. Uh, well, it says that shrink 376 00:12:56,297 --> 00:13:00,517 accounted for, like, 1.4% of total sales last month. 377 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,782 But at the same time, the regional average 378 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:03,775 actually dropped. 379 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,046 - Mm-hmm. 380 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:07,398 - Now, starting in the month of... 381 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:08,528 - [grunts] 382 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,660 - Hang on. August-- 383 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,272 - Just ask the question! 384 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,143 So sorry. I, uh--hoo! 385 00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:16,144 Just have to, uh, use the restroom. 386 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,356 So maybe we can discuss that later. 387 00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:19,576 - Okay, great. You know what? 388 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:20,804 I have to go too, so I'll tag along. 389 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,243 - [laughs] Great. 390 00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:24,409 That's great. Just, uh, follow me this way. 391 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,373 - You're bringing the kettlebells 392 00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:28,805 to the bathroom? - Yes, I am. 393 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,771 They help me. 394 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:34,897 - Okay, if we got rid of break room coffee, 395 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,864 we would save another $300 a year. 396 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,953 - Great, let's take it. That would put us over $8,000. 397 00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,603 - Hey, you guys taking the coffee? 398 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:44,166 - If we don't find enough budget cuts to cover 399 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,964 her salary, Laurie is gonna fire Myrtle. 400 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,349 - Oh. - What? 401 00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:48,571 - Are you kidding? - Wait, why would she 402 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:49,830 fire Myrtle? - Nobody knows. 403 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:50,922 It's just random. 404 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,010 - It's because she's a bitch. 405 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,478 Laurie, not Myrtle. 406 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,488 - Please, Jeff did all kinds of crappy things, 407 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,310 and no one ever called him a bitch. 408 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,578 - When Jeff changed the vendors for the vending machine, 409 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:02,801 you called him a [bleep]. 410 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,152 - Yeah, well, that's because the vending machine 411 00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:05,501 didn't have any Takis. 412 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,410 - Sorry, if Laurie is being a bitch, 413 00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,885 wouldn't the truly sexist thing be for me 414 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,416 to not call her a bitch? 415 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:12,899 - No, that's not the point. 416 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,979 - Actually, I think I kind of agree with Marcus. 417 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:15,988 - What? - Yes! 418 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,469 Red pill brothers. 419 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,468 - No, I just mean if we had true equality, 420 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,640 you could call out women for doing something terrible 421 00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,166 when they're doing something terrible. 422 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,340 - Like being a bitch. 423 00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:25,905 - See, there's that word again. 424 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,342 Maybe let's not use that. - Don't? 425 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,088 - Yeah, only women can use the word "bitch," 426 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,089 'cause we took that word back, right, ladies? 427 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,871 - No, bitch, the gays took that from you. 428 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,525 - Okay, I think we're off track. 429 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,479 - To be honest, I'm not sure what on track would look like. 430 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:39,137 - Hey, if Hitler was a woman, would you be defending Hitler? 431 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,582 - No, obviously not. 432 00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,488 - What if Oprah hosted the Holocaust? 433 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,803 - I'm not sure one hosts a holocaust. 434 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,230 - Don't mansplain her. 435 00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:48,626 - Okay, I'm not in favor of any holocaust, 436 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,670 but if there was a holocaust, then yeah, 437 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,405 Oprah's who I would want to host it. 438 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:53,976 - And I actually agree with that. 439 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,203 - Mm-hmm. - Me too. 440 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,502 - Yeah. - That's a really good-- 441 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,637 - I think we solved sexism, guys. 442 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:03,118 - Myrtle, you've been with us a long time. 443 00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:06,733 And all good things must come to an end. 444 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:11,736 Myrtle, I am trying to talk to you. 445 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:15,390 - Oh, I'm sorry. I... 446 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:18,266 I just like looking at the trucks. 447 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:22,790 I always wanted to drive one of those. 448 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,403 - All right, Myrtle. 449 00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,836 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 450 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:29,103 - Yep. 451 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,498 [radio beeps] Breaker 1-9. 452 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,150 This is Myrtle the Turtle saying, 453 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,065 keep it groovy. [static crackles] 454 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,760 - Get off this channel. 455 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:42,417 - Mateo, I've just been going over everyone's UPM numbers. 456 00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:43,943 Your score's very impressive. 457 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,336 - Oh, really? 458 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,379 Um, I thought it was just average. 459 00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:48,954 Maybe slightly above. 460 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,691 But, uh, wow. Thank you. 461 00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:53,782 - I mean, I've never seen 121 UPM before. 462 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:56,262 - 121! [laughs] 463 00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:58,743 That's so stupid. 464 00:15:58,783 --> 00:15:59,963 Good. 465 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,092 Stupid good. 466 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,404 - I didn't even know that the lasers 467 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,349 could read the bar codes that quickly. 468 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,568 Wow. 469 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,136 Hey, you know what would be a good idea? 470 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,453 If Mateo did a demonstration of his technique 471 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,010 for the rest of us. - [scoffs] 472 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,277 What? - I love that idea. 473 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,800 Okay, excellent. Yes. 474 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:17,373 Let's meet, register one, five minutes, okay? 475 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,021 - Five minutes, we'll be there. - See you there. 476 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,275 O-okay. 477 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:22,808 What was that? 478 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,031 - That's what happens when you say that "Star Wars" 479 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,161 and "Star Trek" are the same thing. 480 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:30,293 - What--so this whole thing is just a setup because I insulted 481 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,817 your stupid space opera? - Shh! 482 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:33,861 Save your energy. 483 00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:34,945 - Oh, God. 484 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:37,744 . 485 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:40,959 - ♪ Heaven, I'm in heaven 486 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,220 ♪ And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak ♪ 487 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:48,565 - You're a good man. - Look how good she's doing. 488 00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:51,396 - ♪ The happiness I seek 489 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:54,445 ♪ When we're out together dancing ♪ 490 00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:57,361 [scraping] 491 00:16:57,407 --> 00:17:00,057 - Oh, that's my car. 492 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,536 That's what I get for parking outside the lines. 493 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:05,626 [horn honking] 494 00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:07,721 - Is this everyone? 495 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,065 Should we wait for more people? 496 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,855 - Mm, nope. We're ready. 497 00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,899 - Great. [clears throat] 498 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:16,208 [grunts] Just... 499 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:17,602 [sighs] 500 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,080 Ooh. 501 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,556 You don't wanna start with cold muscles. 502 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,345 - Hey, you look pretty warm to me. 503 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,700 It's showtime, Mateo. 504 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,176 - Okay. 505 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,310 Great. 506 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,655 So, um... 507 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,657 first thing is, um, 508 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:34,974 check the equipment. 509 00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,748 So... 510 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:41,015 Oh. Ah, looks like it's broken. 511 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,710 - You just turned it off. 512 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:43,977 Here. 513 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,072 - Thank you, Cheyenne. 514 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,109 [sighs] 515 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:51,944 So now we begin. 516 00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,120 [sighs] 517 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:03,816 Bees! - What? 518 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:06,035 - Oh, I got stung! 519 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:06,955 Bees! 520 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,608 Killer bees! Killer bees! 521 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:12,133 Get out of the store! There's killer bees! 522 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,138 Get out! 523 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,139 Get out! 524 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,880 Killer bees! 525 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,490 - ♪ Or another, I'm gonna lose you ♪ 526 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:19,972 ♪ I'm gonna trick you, trick you ♪ 527 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,101 ♪ Trick you, trick you 528 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,103 ♪ One way or another 529 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,625 ♪ I'm gonna lose you 530 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:25,798 ♪ I'm gonna give you the 531 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,583 - This red area here 532 00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:30,628 represents all the money the store spends on utilities. 533 00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:33,464 - Amy, that is a big slice of pie. 534 00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:34,723 - A very big slice, Jonah. 535 00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:36,375 I mean, I couldn't finish that. 536 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:40,159 But when the store shifts over to LED and motion sensors, 537 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,896 then something happens to that slice of pie. 538 00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,117 Next slide. - Mm. 539 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:47,166 - That slice gets a lot smaller. 540 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:50,563 - Yeah, you know, if someone offered me a slice that size 541 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,697 at a birthday party-- - Okay, I have to leave 542 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,220 in two minutes, so if we could just 543 00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:55,183 hurry this up, please? 544 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,481 - Oh. - Yeah, of course. 545 00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,346 Go to the end. - Okay. 546 00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,788 - Keep going. - Let's see, uh...da-da-da. 547 00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,745 - I'm sorry, was that the donkey from "Shrek"? 548 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:03,843 - Yeah, that was for a budget pun, 549 00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:05,321 but it doesn't matter anymore. 550 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:06,971 - Oh, okay, here we go. 551 00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,965 Uh, once you've added up all the cost-saving provisions, 552 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:15,237 the total savings comes to... - $18,326. 553 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:18,334 Now, that's so many savings. - Now, that is a lot of savings. 554 00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:19,904 - Wow. 555 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:22,771 That, I have to admit, is very impressive. 556 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,773 - Thank you. - That's nice of you to say. 557 00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:29,391 - Great, so, um-- so Myrtle gets to keep 558 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:30,949 her job, then? - Yay! 559 00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:35,165 - Oh, I just--I'm sorry. I can't justify keeping her. 560 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,827 - Wait. - Um, but you said that if we 561 00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,442 found the savings, you wouldn't fire her. 562 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,882 - I know that I said that, but, yeah, I just-- 563 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:44,789 honestly, I didn't think that you'd be able to do it. 564 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,225 All right. 565 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,492 Very impressive, though, and very good work. 566 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,016 I got my eye on you guys. 567 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:53,669 You have a very bright future. 568 00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,284 Oh. 569 00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:57,074 What's the joke about the donkey? 570 00:19:57,108 --> 00:20:00,848 - Oh, uh, "Only an ass would keep writing blank Shreks 571 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:03,325 for doughnut Thursdays." 572 00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,156 - Funny. 573 00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,379 - Told you it wasn't funny. 574 00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:13,211 - ♪ Babe, stepping out 575 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,905 ♪ Into the night 576 00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,353 - So you've never even been to Denver? 577 00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:21,351 - No, why do people keep asking me that? 578 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:22,744 - Laurie. 579 00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,656 Ah, quitting time, huh? 580 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,181 - Oh, yeah. - Man, I cannot wait 581 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:26,955 to get home. 582 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:28,398 I am gonna get drunk. 583 00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:30,794 Smoke some cigarettes, jump on my trampoline. 584 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,668 Whoo! - Okay, it's a big night. 585 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,359 [laughs] I'm sorry, you just-- 586 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:35,797 you look different. 587 00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,063 - Whoa. 588 00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:38,405 You know, in the future, 589 00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,504 I'd appreciate if you didn't comment on my body. 590 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:41,633 You're a woman. 591 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,285 You should know better. 592 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:44,549 [scoffs] 593 00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:48,942 - So what do you think of Laurie now? 594 00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,206 B-word? 595 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,289 C-word? 596 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,117 A-word? 597 00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:55,473 I think she's a [bleep]. 598 00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:57,425 - Okay, so same as Jeff. 599 00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:58,693 - Yeah, gender neutral. 600 00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:01,295 - We've come a long way. - Yay! 601 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,477 - What is happening? - Whoo! 602 00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:07,003 That was the best day ever! 603 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,918 - Oh, I'm so glad! 604 00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:13,183 Myrtle, you're fired. I feel terrible. 605 00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:17,278 Whoo, best day ever! Come on! 606 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,279 Best day! 607 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:20,451 Best day.