1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,307 With...a baby? 2 00:00:09,357 --> 00:00:11,917 Sorry, obviously that's--um. 3 00:00:11,968 --> 00:00:14,098 Uh, who-- 4 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:15,674 - Uh, it's Adam. 5 00:00:15,711 --> 00:00:17,061 - Oh, yeah, Adam. Adam. 6 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:18,764 - It was just a--it was a one-time thing. 7 00:00:20,977 --> 00:00:22,277 - He's--he's good. 8 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:25,106 - Great, great. That's--tell him I said hi. 9 00:00:26,722 --> 00:00:28,422 Um. 10 00:00:32,206 --> 00:00:36,036 I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that. 11 00:00:36,906 --> 00:00:37,906 - I don't know. 12 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:42,040 - I just--I wanted to. 13 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:44,960 Before everything changed. 14 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:47,401 I can't even-- 15 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:56,453 You know what? 16 00:00:58,014 --> 00:00:59,844 No. Forget it. 17 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:07,111 Nope. 18 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,330 Uh-uh. 19 00:01:14,596 --> 00:01:16,206 ♪ 20 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:21,389 - Just a reminder that it's still Haitian Heritage Month. 21 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:22,729 So if you have a customer 22 00:01:22,778 --> 00:01:24,208 and you think they might be Haitian, 23 00:01:24,258 --> 00:01:26,738 feel free to offer them a sticker. 24 00:01:26,782 --> 00:01:30,222 Also, it is Mother's Day this weekend, 25 00:01:30,264 --> 00:01:32,794 and corporate says mothers are in this year. 26 00:01:32,831 --> 00:01:34,921 So we're gonna be hitting that hard. 27 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:37,584 Well, that's it for the prepared announcements. 28 00:01:37,619 --> 00:01:39,529 Now I'll open it up to the room, 29 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:42,447 in case anyone has something they'd like to say. 30 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:46,405 Maybe about Mother's Day? 31 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:50,413 - Well, my mom broke parole, so I think that this 32 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:51,628 is gonna be the last-- - No, Cheyenne. 33 00:01:51,676 --> 00:01:53,586 Amy has the floor. 34 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:55,545 - Oh. 35 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:57,293 Okay, I see. 36 00:01:57,334 --> 00:01:59,034 Hey guys, I'm pregnant. 37 00:01:59,075 --> 00:02:00,855 - Oh, my God. 38 00:02:00,903 --> 00:02:02,253 - Wow. 39 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:04,036 - Oh, my God, out of nowhere. 40 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,560 - I know what you're thinking, but I only told, like, 41 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:08,174 three people, so this is not on me. 42 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:09,645 - It's fine. Everybody would have 43 00:02:09,694 --> 00:02:11,394 been able to tell soon anyway. 44 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:13,045 - I guessed last week when you plowed through 45 00:02:13,089 --> 00:02:16,089 that pile of taquitos. - It wasn't a pile of taquitos. 46 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,436 It was a couple taquitos. 47 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:20,176 - Don't worry. I couldn't tell. 48 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:22,047 Did you know? - No. 49 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:24,668 Mm-mm. No, I didn't know until just now. 50 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:28,279 That is wild, and wacky stuff. 51 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:30,282 I did not know that. 52 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:32,634 - Well, I could tell already. I compared the pictures. 53 00:02:32,674 --> 00:02:34,334 - What pictures-- 54 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:36,811 - Oh! That explains why you didn't wanna come 55 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:38,902 on my "Gossip Girl" bar crawl. 56 00:02:38,941 --> 00:02:40,421 - Uh-huh. That was why. 57 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:42,164 - We have a lot of work to do, so let's just 58 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:43,855 burn through all of this. Amy is pregnant. 59 00:02:43,902 --> 00:02:45,952 The baby is Adam's. I was the first to know 60 00:02:45,991 --> 00:02:48,171 because I am her best friend, and, Justine, no one went 61 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:51,001 to your bar crawl because you are unpleasant to be around. 62 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,480 - Unpleasant in bed. 63 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:55,129 - Lame. - I'm gonna give it to her. 64 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,565 Nice one. - Thank you. 65 00:02:56,611 --> 00:02:59,051 [Simple Plan's "Welcome to my Life"] 66 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:01,621 - ♪ To be like me 67 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:03,839 ♪ To be hurt, to feel 68 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:07,059 - Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. This weekend is Mother's Day. 69 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:09,009 I don't know your mother, but given what women 70 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:10,838 have gone through this past year I think 71 00:03:10,886 --> 00:03:13,926 it's pretty safe to say, she needs this. 72 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:17,632 - Hey. - Hey. 73 00:03:17,675 --> 00:03:21,235 - So, um, we should probably talk. 74 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:22,678 - Honestly, it's fine. 75 00:03:22,724 --> 00:03:24,644 I'm all good, really. Nothing to talk about. 76 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:26,512 Okay. 77 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:30,214 Um, but, you know, if we were gonna talk, 78 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:31,913 I might say something like, 79 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:35,690 "Ah, I was in a weird place emotionally and--" 80 00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:37,347 - But we're not gonna talk, right? 81 00:03:37,391 --> 00:03:39,871 So no need to do this. 82 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:42,788 There, that looks right. 83 00:03:42,831 --> 00:03:44,791 I'm gonna go help Kelly. 84 00:03:50,186 --> 00:03:51,836 Hey, you. 85 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:54,583 - And something else you might want to know is, 86 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:57,365 Amy's pregnant! 87 00:03:57,411 --> 00:04:00,681 - Um, "quarterly reports" really mainly just refers to 88 00:04:00,718 --> 00:04:03,028 the financials. I don't know who Amy is. 89 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:05,108 - The floor manager. - I'm her best friend. 90 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:06,417 So. - Okay. 91 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:07,993 Uh, few things on our end: 92 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:09,550 we're figuring out which store will host 93 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:11,287 the next CEO Town Hall meeting, 94 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:13,728 and with your story of rebuilding after the tornado, 95 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:15,905 you guys are on the short list. 96 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:20,261 - Oh. So, the CEO may come to this store 97 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:22,313 that we're in right now? 98 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,309 That's... interesting. 99 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:27,481 - If he needs a place to stay, he can have my master bedroom. 100 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:28,918 Jerusha and I could share 101 00:04:28,964 --> 00:04:30,574 Timur's trundle bed. - My place is quieter. 102 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:31,968 Do you know what kind of shampoo he uses? 103 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:34,100 I usually make my own. - My guess is 104 00:04:34,143 --> 00:04:36,543 that he would stay at a hotel, but for now, 105 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:38,100 if you could send us a photo of your team, 106 00:04:38,147 --> 00:04:39,577 that would help with promotional materials. 107 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:41,367 - We'll get you 100 photos. 108 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:43,071 1,000! 109 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:44,808 - One's good. 110 00:04:44,849 --> 00:04:46,459 - Attention Cloud 9 shoppers, we have a bit of an emergency-- 111 00:04:46,503 --> 00:04:47,853 - Garrett! Garrett! We need to make an announcement. 112 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:49,376 - I'm in the middle of something right now. 113 00:04:49,419 --> 00:04:50,899 - This is urgent! Attention, employees. 114 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:52,382 We need you to assemble in the front of the store 115 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:54,422 for a group photo in ten minutes. 116 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:56,248 - And look sharp! 117 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,596 We--no! We have a chance to have CEO, 118 00:04:58,646 --> 00:05:01,166 Neil Penderson, in our store! 119 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:02,953 This is not a prank. 120 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:05,648 - Neil! Penderson! 121 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:08,791 - As I was saying, there's a missing child. 122 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:11,010 His name is Caden. He has brown hair, 123 00:05:11,049 --> 00:05:12,919 is eight years old, and is wearing overalls. 124 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:15,364 So, uh, I guess those two things. 125 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:17,452 Group photo. Missing kid. 126 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:18,881 - Hey, yo, Amy! 127 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:20,887 Heard you got a baby all up in them guts. 128 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:22,929 Yeah, congrats. - Thank you. 129 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:24,674 - Mad props on not getting scooped out. 130 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:27,065 Choose life y'all, what's up? 131 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:28,369 - Okay. 132 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:29,805 - We brought you some of Harmonica's 133 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:31,811 old baby stuff we were gonna give to Goodwill. 134 00:05:31,853 --> 00:05:33,813 - Then we were like, why deal with the middle man 135 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,675 when we can just do the charity right onto you? 136 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:37,986 - Oh, okay. Thank you. 137 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:39,643 But I'm not a charity case. 138 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:41,777 - Oh, there's some good stuff in here. 139 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:43,869 - Oh, that baby. That's a good baby. 140 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:44,998 - Oh, it's clean. 141 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,350 It's clean. Oh! 142 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:48,569 Look, so cute. - Aw, that's sweet. 143 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:50,389 - Little bitch. - Oh. 144 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:52,047 But what if it's a boy then? 145 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:54,010 - It's like a pretty funny slam on him. 146 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:56,089 Little bitch. 147 00:05:56,138 --> 00:05:57,788 - All right. - Yeah. 148 00:05:57,835 --> 00:06:00,265 [Devo's "Working in a Coal Mine"] 149 00:06:00,316 --> 00:06:02,406 - ♪ I've been working in a coal mine ♪ 150 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:03,839 ♪ Goin' down, down 151 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:06,055 - Okay, everyone, I need your shirts tucked 152 00:06:06,104 --> 00:06:07,504 and your guts sucked. 153 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:10,201 Pretty people up front. Uggos in the back. 154 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:11,549 - Um, Glenn. 155 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:14,774 - Oh, I wish that you could, Sandra, 156 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:16,459 but somebody's got to take the picture. 157 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:17,936 Maybe next year. 158 00:06:17,986 --> 00:06:19,466 - Okay, it's just that I was the one who took it 159 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:21,469 last year and the year before that. 160 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:24,381 - I want to shine. 161 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,077 Is it a crime to shine? 162 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:28,264 - I like it. You look like a car freshener. 163 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:29,520 - Thank you. - Okay, Heather. 164 00:06:29,563 --> 00:06:31,703 Sweetie, get some self-esteem. 165 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:33,869 Come up to the front. Amanda, way back. 166 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:35,345 Like you're going for a fly ball. 167 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,605 Jonah, you're gonna show off 168 00:06:36,657 --> 00:06:38,047 your tight little bod right here. 169 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:40,143 - This is more uncomfortable than flattering. 170 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:41,402 - Half-pint, right there. 171 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:43,714 - Oh, how big of a smile do you want? 172 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:46,281 It hurts a little, but I can show all of my teeth. 173 00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:47,618 - Let's go with all the teeth. 174 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:50,108 Single mother, Rodriguez. Here we go. 175 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:52,318 - They can't tell I'm single in a photo, Dina. 176 00:06:52,368 --> 00:06:53,628 - Sure. 177 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:56,594 - Okay, now let's look like a family. 178 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:58,593 Okay, everyone put your arms around each other. 179 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:00,155 - Okay. - Yeah. 180 00:07:00,202 --> 00:07:03,512 - Jonah, both arms. Pregnancy's not contagious. 181 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:05,033 - Have you two never taken a picture? 182 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:07,076 Some of us have to pee. - Okay, we're ready! 183 00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:09,472 Let's do this! - That's the spirit. 184 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:10,946 Okay, everyone. Big smiles. 185 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:13,215 - There's a spot open in the middle. 186 00:07:13,258 --> 00:07:14,518 I could set a timer 187 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:16,614 and run in and-- - Nope! I got it! 188 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:20,532 - Oh, okay. 189 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:22,180 I guess that works too. 190 00:07:22,224 --> 00:07:23,534 Okay, here we go. 191 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:26,485 . 192 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:29,143 - That is a group photo. Of our group. 193 00:07:29,187 --> 00:07:32,887 - Yeah, doesn't exactly scream "CEO." 194 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:34,720 - It seems fine to me. - Exactly. 195 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:37,408 It's just fine. That's a good way of putting it. 196 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,237 - That's not what I meant. 197 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:40,944 I just don't feel anything when I look at it. 198 00:07:40,982 --> 00:07:43,382 I want to see tornado survivors. 199 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:46,159 - Right! Like on "CNN Heroes," 200 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:48,424 you get a sense of the struggle. 201 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,378 This doesn't feel like "CNN Heroes." 202 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:53,996 - Well, this is a still image, and that's a television show. 203 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:55,128 - You know, I agree with Garrett. 204 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:56,480 We should be doing a TV show. 205 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:58,389 - Not what I said. - Oh, my God. 206 00:07:58,434 --> 00:08:01,614 I bet none of the other stores are doing a TV show. 207 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:04,345 - That seems excessive. - Excess leads to success. 208 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:06,956 - Well, that rhymes. - Well, drop your concerns, 209 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:09,748 Ken Burns. Let's do this! 210 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:11,233 - Nice. 211 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,674 - Oh, hey, Amy. 212 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:17,192 Did you drop that $20 bill? 213 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:19,455 - Uh, nope, that's not mine. - Oh. 214 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,459 Well, I mean, you saw it first, so finders keepers. 215 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,772 - No, I didn't. You found it. 216 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:26,978 - Why don't you just keep it. 217 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:29,898 - Mateo, thank you. That's very kind of you. 218 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,474 But I don't really need handouts. 219 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,341 I don't even know what you're talking about. 220 00:08:34,383 --> 00:08:35,953 Someone dropped that there. I don't know who. 221 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:37,473 - Oh, damn. Lucky day! 222 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,647 - No, that's mine! No, it's mine now. 223 00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:41,303 - It's mine! It's mine! - I just found it. It's mine. 224 00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:42,776 - I put it there for Amy to find, Bo. 225 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:43,906 - Amy doesn't need charity. 226 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,217 I licked it! It's mine. - No, I'll lick it. 227 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:59,226 - I just wanted to kiss you. 228 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:01,447 I might do it again sometime. 229 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,627 - I'll considered myself warned. 230 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:04,943 - Excuse me. 231 00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:06,549 Where can I find the dog food? 232 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:10,459 - Oh, I'll show you. - We'll show you together. 233 00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:11,546 - Hm. 234 00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:15,292 - Oh, um, th--we're... 235 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:18,169 Okay. 236 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:21,256 - Cheyenne, tell us what you remember 237 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:22,909 about the day the tornado hit. - Um. 238 00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:26,783 Okay, I remember I had Chipotle for breakfast. 239 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:28,697 And the guy who made my burrito 240 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:31,572 was like really creepy, but kind of in a hot way. 241 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:32,884 He was like, 242 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,620 "What kind of protein do you want?" 243 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:37,531 And I was like, "Carnitas." 244 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,747 - No, more--what was it like here? 245 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:41,706 At work. In the store. 246 00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:44,535 - Did you think you were going to die? 247 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,804 - Yeah, totally. 248 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:49,153 - Could you say that as a complete sentence? 249 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:50,627 - Uh, sure. 250 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:53,197 I thought I was gonna die. 251 00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:54,944 - Cheyenne, we're getting nothing. 252 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:58,765 Okay? If you thought you were gonna die, maybe act like it. 253 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:02,165 - Oh, okay, yeah, I can act like that, okay. 254 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:07,040 I remember coming 255 00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,484 Sorry. 256 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,610 I remember coming into to work. 257 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:17,225 Ah. I'm sorry. I just-- 258 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:21,008 Oh, my God, it feels like my throat is closing up. 259 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:23,405 Oh, God. 260 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:27,098 I think someone poisoned my drink. 261 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,238 Oh, my skin is on fire. 262 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:33,723 - I think we got it. 263 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,681 - It's not like I walked in planning to kiss you. 264 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,075 I'm working. 265 00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:44,858 I can take you over here. - Sorry, ma'am, he's closed. 266 00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:47,213 You can't just not talk to me. 267 00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:48,735 - I'm not not talking to you. 268 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,608 I just don't want to talk about yesterday. 269 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,000 We can talk about anything else. 270 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:54,182 You want to talk about SpaceX, I'm in. 271 00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:55,258 - Uh, okay. 272 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:56,696 I think it's really gross 273 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,353 that only rich people get to go to space, 274 00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,086 and also it's like, focus on Earth problems 275 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,357 before we set up shop on Mars. - Interesting. Counterpoint-- 276 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,190 - Okay, I don't really want to talk about this. 277 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,448 I want to talk about yesterday. 278 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,750 Ma'am. 279 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:10,277 It's fine. - No, still closed, ma'am. 280 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,631 Thanks. fine. 281 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,072 I got two minutes until my break. Go. 282 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:18,159 - Um, uh, okay well 283 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:22,289 um, obviously there are... 284 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,423 feelings--I mean, not obviously. 285 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:27,116 I guess seemingly. 286 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,434 I just really didn't think this 287 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:29,780 would be a one-sided conversation. 288 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:32,299 Look, what I want to say-- - Hey Ames. 289 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,694 - Hi, Adam. 290 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,997 Adam's here. - I see that. 291 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,744 Hey, Adam. Uh, congratulations. 292 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,176 - Thanks, man. 293 00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:42,832 Congratulations on what? 294 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:47,920 . 295 00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:50,268 - Uh. So what are you doing here? 296 00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:52,798 - You left a message saying we needed to talk in person. 297 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,452 - I meant, like, after work. 298 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:57,016 - You said it was urgent. I needed batteries anyways. 299 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,674 So I thought since you get a discount. 300 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,758 - Well, I can't really use my discount on friends, so-- 301 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,718 Bigger fish to fry. Look, Adam. 302 00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:06,026 Can we talk about this later? It's kind of a long story. 303 00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:08,213 - Yo, Amy. I left that baby stuff by your locker. 304 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,949 Now that you're pregnant, it's no time to be stingy. 305 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,511 - That guy's got great timing. 306 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,337 ! 307 00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:15,905 I'm sor 308 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,956 No, not-- both: No, no, no, no, no. 309 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,699 - Of course not. - No, not with Jonah. 310 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,790 No, don't worry. It's--it's yours. 311 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,569 - Okay, good. What? 312 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,704 - Yep. Surprise. 313 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,567 - I'm sorry. How did this even-- 314 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:32,188 I mean, I know how it--wow. 315 00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,059 - I know. It's a lot to take in. 316 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,971 It just--this is not how I planned on 317 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,626 telling you that I'm pregnant. 318 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,150 - Damn it. - I think we should 319 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:41,674 invest in some dividers or something. 320 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,149 - Um. 321 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:47,418 This is--this is Alex, our beverage rep. 322 00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,072 Or I mean, and other things, 323 00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,286 but we just haven't really discussed labels. 324 00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:51,864 - Well, I'll let you guys all talk. 325 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,291 - No, no, no, no. You're fine where you are. 326 00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:54,817 - I will move back in with you if you want. 327 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:55,861 - Wow. 328 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,115 - Hold up. Who is this guy? 329 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,727 Are you dating him too? - No, no. 330 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,298 No, this is my ex-husband. 331 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,914 - And we're having a baby together. 332 00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:03,695 And maybe getting remarried. - Oh, my God. 333 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:04,829 - Well, you've got your hands full. 334 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,221 So I'm gonna take my break now. 335 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,703 - No, I just really want to finish our talk. 336 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,703 - We can talk about SpaceX 337 00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,485 another time. - No, we can't. 338 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,309 Not at the rate that they're burning through capital. 339 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:16,317 - Um, I can't find my mommy. - Grownups are talking. 340 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:20,100 - Hey, I'll help you find your mommy. 341 00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:25,412 - It runs the gamut. 342 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,546 - I love beverages. 343 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:30,239 We were all so scared. 344 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:33,197 And I made a promise to myself that day 345 00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:36,857 that if I survived, I would let the people that I love know 346 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,733 how much they mean to me. 347 00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:41,214 Every. Day. 348 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,815 - Okay, Mateo, 349 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,217 you seem to be hitting the drama a little hard. 350 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,917 okay. 351 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,569 You said you wanted emotion. I gave you emotion. 352 00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,224 - Well, maybe less emotion. 353 00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:57,268 - All right, got it. No problem. 354 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,934 It was chaos. People screaming. 355 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:02,749 Debris flying everywhere like locusts. 356 00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,538 I started my shift a boy. 357 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,892 But I clocked out a man-- - Okay, that's good. 358 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,503 That's good. I think we've seen enough. 359 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:09,763 Moving on. 360 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,415 Gonna move on. - Wait, I'm sorry. 361 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:14,459 Okay? I'm trying to do it normal, but it's... 362 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:19,375 It was crazy when I think about that tornado. 363 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,343 You know, it's... 364 00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:23,692 You think you know what it's like to be scared. 365 00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:27,262 But then when you feel true fear 366 00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:31,221 for the first time, it envelopes you 367 00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:34,921 and crushes you. 368 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,141 But then it sort of comforts you. 369 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:41,840 Like a hug, and I--I don't know, 370 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,841 it's hard to explain, but it... 371 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,835 Ugh. 372 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,928 Sorry. 373 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:53,944 - Aw. 374 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:57,160 Are you kidding me right now?! 375 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,210 Hey. What's happening? 376 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,820 - Mm, sorry I can't talk right now. 377 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,990 I'm a blanket. - Oh. Hm, okay. 378 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:11,907 Can you maybe be a blanket that helps me stock body scrub? 379 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,964 - Mm, blankets don't have hands. 380 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,130 Stop. 381 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,826 - I, uh--I want to meet your parents. 382 00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,884 - Oh. Um-- 383 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,970 - I mean, it feels like we're getting serious, right? 384 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:28,190 - Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah. 385 00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,671 Okay, um, how about a Mother's Day brunch? 386 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:33,542 I'm always down for brunch. 387 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,504 - Oh, uh, it's just us. 388 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:38,463 - Oh, okay. Well we should meet up afterwards. 389 00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,112 I'm supposed to meet my mom later that day, 390 00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:42,846 but I can blow it off, so it's totally fine. 391 00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,678 - Hey, Alex, it's Carol from Cloud 9. 392 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,636 I got your number off of the vendor list. 393 00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:49,914 I was the one that was vaping by the Dumpster last Thursday, 394 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,689 and you said, "Are you vaping?" 395 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,303 And I said, "Yeah." 396 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:55,393 Anyway, I heard about the breakup, 397 00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:57,652 and I just wanted to say sorry. 398 00:15:57,695 --> 00:16:00,785 So let me know if you ever want to go grab drinks 399 00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:04,619 or you can just come by for a massage or whatever. 400 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,451 - Relatively well, I guess. 401 00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,359 I mean, I don't know how you're supposed to take it 402 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:11,884 when you find out the woman you're dating 403 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,617 is pregnant with another man's child. 404 00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,368 - Oh, you should've asked me. 405 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,799 I've had that conversation multiple times. 406 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,456 - Well, now that you're single again, 407 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,980 you and I should start hanging out more. 408 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,293 We can call each other "slut" 409 00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,679 in like, the fun way. - Yeah, maybe. 410 00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,722 I mean, Adam did offer to get back together, 411 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,288 so we'll see. 412 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,765 - You're back with Adam. Yay, Amy. 413 00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,425 - Well, no. Not really. 414 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,729 I mean, yes, he offered, but I'm not gonna do it. 415 00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:38,126 - I'm sorry. The father of your baby wants to step up? 416 00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,741 Do you watch any daytime talk shows? 417 00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,091 That never happens. 418 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,220 - There's clearly still an attraction. 419 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:45,223 You did go back for seconds. 420 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,525 - I wouldn't say no to a man 421 00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,220 offering to support me and my baby. 422 00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,528 - He can't support me. 423 00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,233 He works part time at a PetSmart. 424 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,061 - The one on Balson. 425 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,619 - Oh, that's the good one. - Oh, wow. 426 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,405 - I bet with his discount you can get a lizard 427 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,630 for like nothing. - I'm willing to pay full price 428 00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,499 for a lizard if it means I don't have to get back 429 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,371 with my ex-husband. - I mean, I know 430 00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:03,762 it's not ideal, but given the choice 431 00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:05,545 between Adam and no one? 432 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,239 - Okay, I don't really want to talk about this anymore. 433 00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:09,937 So, uh, let's find something else to talk about. 434 00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,805 - Just one more thing. 435 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,246 Ames. 436 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,823 I thought a lot about this, 437 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:15,989 and you being pregnant 438 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,505 is not a deal breaker for me. 439 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:20,338 I may not be that baby's father, 440 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,867 but I'm willing to step up and be its dad. 441 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,783 - Thank you, Marcus. I'll let you know. 442 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:29,528 - Okay, now two men are willing to be the father. 443 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,180 You are running out of sympathy points, girl. 444 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:36,974 . 445 00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:39,412 - Can't you feel the electricity in the air? 446 00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:41,579 It's like we're at a big movie premiere, 447 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,405 and all the stars are here. 448 00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,803 Dina Fox, who are you wearing? 449 00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,847 Not sure, probably a nine-year-old Malaysian kid. 450 00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,163 Do you want me to come up with a name? 451 00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:52,109 - Please don't. - Bong. It was Bong. 452 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,288 - She did. 453 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,943 - Show the movie. - Oh, okay. 454 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:03,600 ♪ 455 00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:06,087 - Okay, is this a movie or a book? 456 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:12,704 - I thought I was gonna die. 457 00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:19,664 - Hey. 458 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:23,188 - Hey. - You're missing 459 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,542 the big movie premiere. 460 00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,581 - Yeah, I guess I'll just have to Netflix it. 461 00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:35,204 Look, I'm sorry if I reacted poorly yesterday. 462 00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,904 I think I was just caught by surprise-- 463 00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:40,772 - Look, could we maybe not do this right now? 464 00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:43,765 I'm sorry. I just--it's been a really rough day. 465 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:47,168 And I don't know how much more I can take. 466 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,833 - Okay. 467 00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,388 - What is that supposed to mean? 468 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,695 I said okay. 469 00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:58,272 - No. You said "o-kayyyy." 470 00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:01,101 - Well, it's just--it's a little annoying, you know. 471 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,660 You waited to talk to me all day, 472 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,096 and when I'm ready, it's just like, "Nah." 473 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,973 It's what you want when you want it. 474 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,844 - All right, well I don't know if you've noticed, Jonah, 475 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,705 but I'm sort of going through some things. 476 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,107 - Yeah, I get that. You know, I guess I'm just saying 477 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,981 everybody has problems-- 478 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,762 What are your problems, Jonah? 479 00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:18,196 Did the farmers market run out of your yogurt? 480 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:21,254 Or--oh, your "New Yorker" came late this month. 481 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,340 - "The New Yorker" is weekly, 482 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,949 and yeah, fine, okay. 483 00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:27,509 Maybe you have a little more stuff than I do-- 484 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,430 - But that doesn't mean that you get to just 485 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:31,743 dismiss anything I say. 486 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,039 - Oh, my God. Cry me a river. 487 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,654 - This is what I'm talking about! 488 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,035 You love playing the martyr. 489 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,217 You get to just judge everybody else, 490 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,354 but nobody gets to criticize you on your crap. 491 00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:43,046 - Are you really that pissed off that I kissed you? 492 00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:45,014 - No, I'm pissed off that I waited around for you 493 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:48,193 for two years, and you waited until I was in a relationship 494 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,970 and you were pregnant to kiss me. 495 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:54,017 I don't even know what you're still doing here, Jonah. 496 00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,892 You can leave whenever you want. 497 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:59,113 - So could you, but we all know that's never gonna happen. 498 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,678 - Go to hell, Jonah. 499 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:12,248 - Here at Store 1217, we're a family, 500 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:16,258 and we got through that day like a family. 501 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,912 - Like a family. 502 00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:19,695 both: Like a family. 503 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,480 [Céline Dion's "Because You Loved Me"] 504 00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,614 - Yeah, totally. 505 00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:25,617 ♪ 506 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,620 - That was so good. 507 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,446 That could seriously be on YouTube. 508 00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,244 - Guys, I would watch a show about us. 509 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,278 - Me too. I want to show Bo. 510 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,414 He's never seen me in a video with clothes on. 511 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,066 - After watching it, I got to say, 512 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:45,030 a lot of the key choices were mine, so. 513 00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,288 ♪ 514 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:52,335 ♪ Soon found out I was losing my mind ♪ 515 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:54,731 ♪ 516 00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:59,299 - Oh, um, so my parents are in. 517 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,475 Cheesecake Factory on Sunday. 518 00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:04,611 Or they like Buca Di Beppo too. 519 00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,404 I don't know. What do you think? 520 00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:07,739 - I say we do both. 521 00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:09,958 Throw in Panera, and it's a brunch crawl. 522 00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:12,047 - Perfect! 523 00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:17,008 I love you. 524 00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:21,372 - I think we should break up.