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[indistinct chatter]
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Order.
Order in the store.
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[gavel banging]
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It's a... it's a judge thing.
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All: Ah.
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Anyway,
our new district manager
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is gonna be visiting today
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so I've thrown together
some fun Halloween events.
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First, we're gonna be handing
out goodie bags to the kids.
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Uh, Sandra, can you take
the lead on that?
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- Yes.
- Glenn and Garrett,
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you two are gonna be managing
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the haunted house
in the garden center.
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Aww, man, then I won't
get to hear Jonah lecture us
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on whatever dumb metaphor
his costume's supposed to be.
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Uh, actually,
I got tired of explaining
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my costume every year,
so this year,
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I'm just gonna be
a good old-fashioned cowboy.
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We get it.
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You're herding us to the polls
because no one here votes.
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- No, really, I'm...
- Don't be stupid.
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He's obviously toxic
American masculinity.
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Actually, I... I like
that better.
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I'm switching to that.
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Um, should we be
selling these?
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Didn't they just find another
cut-off foot right around here?
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Oh, it's awful.
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I'm an empath so things like
that really affect me.
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I just wish they would catch
the guy already.
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Why are you assuming
it's a guy?
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Maybe St. Louis finally
has a female serial killer.
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Oh, yeah.
About time.
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Uh, hello,
glass ceiling?
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Ya shattered.
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Sorry I'm late.
Sorry.
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[all gasping, murmuring]
Wow.
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Hard to get in my car
in this thing,
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but guess who's winning
our costume contest?
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Oh, by the way,
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there will be
no costume contest this year.
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What?
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Corporate didn't want
to approve
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another racial sensitivity
training.
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Tita Irma spent an hour this
morning sewing me into this.
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You're sewed into that?
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How are you gonna use
the bathroom?
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There's actually a lot
of padding in here, so...
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[all murmuring in disgust]
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[upbeat music]
*SUPERSTORE*
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Season 05 Episode 06
Episode Title :"Trick-or-Treat"
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♪ Find skeleton bones
outside on the pavement ♪
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♪ And torture chambers down
in the basement ♪
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And we've done
a really good job
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of organizing employees
at other stores.
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Oh, I pulled so many digits.
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'Cause you were in charge
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of getting everyone's
contact info.
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Point is, we almost have
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enough cards signed
to unionize.
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This is great, guys.
We're gonna be a union.
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[all cheering]
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- [shushing]
- Ooh, this sounds fun.
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Did Sayid reach
a new level of Pokémon?
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My girlfriend made me quit.
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We were just talking
about the u... nicorn union.
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No, just... just unicorns.
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Um, you guys,
you know I'm pro-union.
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Why wouldn't you just tell me
about the meeting?
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We quit telling you weeks ago
because you're management.
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I mean, she doesn't
need healthcare.
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She's got a drawer full
of Band-Aids in her desk.
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Okay, I paid
for those Band-Aids,
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and they're for everybody.
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- Can I have one?
- Do you have a cut?
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Ah, see?
There's always a catch.
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Look, the union rep just said
that in order to be safe,
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we should probably keep
management
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at, like, you know,
a distance,
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and obviously you're not, like,
a "manager" manager
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or anything, but,
you know, still.
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Oh, you want me to leave.
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Obviously, I don't want that.
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- I clearly... that's not...
- Really?
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- 'Cause it kinda seems like
- No, no,
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- you're trying to get me out of the
- we're just trying...
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door but...
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Oh, my God, they're so cute
when they bicker.
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- No, no, we're not.
- We're... that's...
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That's... no.
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All right, go ahead.
Have fun in there.
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Don't steal anything.
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[Halloween music plays
over speakers]
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It's my first Halloween
since the diabetes.
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Mm.
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You're so lucky you
don't have a family.
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You could eat yourself
to death and no one would care.
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I mean, it's okay.
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I guess I'll just be here
all day watching you eat that.
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Works for me.
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- You know what?
- Oh!
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I'm just gonna get rid of it,
you know,
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- to save us from being tempted.
- What?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Whoa!
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No, it's best for both of us,
not to mention this guy.
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Hey, man,
don't touch my tummy!
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Okay, Halloween question.
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If anyone in our store
was chopping off feet...
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Glenn.
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Well, it's always the churchy
ones who snap first.
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Really?
What about Garrett?
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'Cause, you know,
he's a sneaker guy
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and you know where people
keep their sneakers.
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Glenn?
Garrett?
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Really?
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Did you see
those crime scene photos?
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That foot was a precision cut.
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I'm thinking
a reciprocating meat saw.
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Oh, you've given this
foot chopper a lot of thought.
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Oh, they're not just
cutting off feet.
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If you ask me, they're
dismembering whole bodies.
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Sure,
they're releasing the feet,
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but there's a trophy room
somewhere with heads,
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hands, and select genitals.
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You don't think that, uh...
Yeah, no.
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But do you?
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What, that Dina's
a serial killer?
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[laughing] No, no.
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- I mean, that would be insane.
- Yeah.
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[laughing]
Oh, but also kinda.
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[whispering] Right?
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Well, I just hate having
to be so out of it,
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especially now that we're
so close to the finish line.
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It's like this union is my baby
and I don't even get
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to drop it off at college.
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- Our baby.
- Okay, yeah, sure.
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I mean, you help, obviously,
and I so appreciate it,
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and I love that you have
a connection with the baby.
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Are we still talking
about the...
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- The union, yeah. Of course.
- Right, yeah.
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Look, it's... it's almost done.
You don't have to worry.
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I mean, I'm meeting
with somebody later today
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from Fenton to get the last
of the signed cards,
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- and then... - [knocking]
- Knock, knock.
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Oh, hey.
Uh, new DM.
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Yes.
Maya.
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Jonah.
Hi, nice to meet you.
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Hi, nice to meet you, too.
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Amy was just telling me
about some
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of her favorite RBG dissents.
Uhhuh.
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Yep, and I said all of them,
so dismissed.
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Okay.
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Amy Sosa.
So nice to meet you.
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You, too.
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I just thought it would be
a fun day
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to come by and meet you guys
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now that I'm taking over
for Laurie.
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Yeah, yeah.
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She... she left kind of suddenly,
huh?
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Did that have anything
to do with her, um...
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- Her hobbies?
- You mean her coke habit?
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- Oh, um, I... wow. That...
- It's okay.
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- We're all talking about it.
- Okay.
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At the last retreat,
she was so coked up,
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she roundhouse kicked the CEO
into the omelet station.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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[both laughing]
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Did anybody get
a video of that?
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- Girl, I wish!
- [both laughing]
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No, but seriously,
it's very sad.
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Yeah, no, I really hope
she gets the help she needs.
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Aww, I left my cell phone
in the garden center.
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Well, I'm just
spitballing here,
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but maybe you could just go in
and get it?
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Yeah.
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Haunted houses are
a little loaded for me.
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When I was a kid,
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my dad took me
to Skele-Tony's Spook Shack,
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and I accidentally let go
of his hand
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and I couldn't find my way out
for 45 minutes.
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I ended up eating
the spaghetti brains
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and grape eyeballs just
to survive.
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So because of that
traumatic snack,
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you're too scared to go
into the garden center
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that we saw Elias decorate
with crepe paper?
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No, no.
That'd be silly.
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Of course I can go in there.
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Mm-hmm.
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But you know what'd
be easier?
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I can check
my voicemail remotely.
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Go into the store,
use the phone,
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dial nine for an outside line,
call my cell phone,
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press star,
and then enter my password.
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Easy peasy.
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Yeah.
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[Halloween rock music]
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[♪♪]
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I am Maya,
the new DM.
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Hi, I'm Garrett.
Nice costume.
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Yeah, we both know I just
threw on the first thing
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that I found in the store,
okay?
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[laughs] Yeah.
Me, too.
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[all laughing]
Excuse me.
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I mean,
that looks pretty elaborate.
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Well, you know,
it was just sitting
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in the front of the store,
so I just grabbed it.
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Um, could you excuse me
for just a minute?
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- And Crestwood came around...
- Hey!
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[gasps]
Hey, lady!
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Hey!
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I saw you walk in
and I thought,
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"Is that Kelly?"
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'Cause Jonah mentioned
that someone from Fenton
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was coming to meet him,
but he didn't say who.
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So yeah, Kelly brought the
union cards so we got Fenton!
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- Yay!
- Whoo!
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He also didn't mention that
this was gonna be happening
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in the store on the same day
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that our new district manager
is here,
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but I guess this
is your thing now
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and it's not really up to me
to make better choices.
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- [gasps] Hey, lady!
- Kelly!
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Hi.
[laughing] Oh, hello!
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Oh, no.
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You two are wearing
a couple's costume.
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Both: Oh.
- [blows raspberry]
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- I guess it does, uh...
- Well, that's...
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...funny.
Look like that.
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Well, one of you definitely
has to change.
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Oh, Kelly, you can switch
costumes with Amy.
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Wait, no, that's not gonna work
because Amy's so much bigger.
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Okay, Sandra, we're good
on the costumes.
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Thank you.
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It's just so funny
that Jonah never mentioned
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that you guys
are working together.
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Um, yeah.
I guess I just...
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I didn't know
if it was... it'd be weird or...
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Weird?
Why would it be weird?
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'Cause it's Kelly?
It's... it's Kelly.
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She's my... she's my lady.
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The only weird thing is
that you didn't tell me.
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- Well, it's not really,
- Because
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- like, a big deal.
- I'm already so out of
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- And plus it
- the loop with the union stuff.
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- Was like a few
- So it's kind of a bummer
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- phone calls. So...
- to find out this way that the
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two of you
are raising my baby.
247
00:08:41,829 --> 00:08:45,991
You guys, I am dying
right now. [laughs]
248
00:08:47,468 --> 00:08:49,747
Oh, wow.
You finally flipped Simon.
249
00:08:49,835 --> 00:08:51,989
Yeah, I told him that thing
you said about union
250
00:08:52,077 --> 00:08:53,817
being spelled with U and I.
251
00:08:53,905 --> 00:08:56,426
Oh, you mean the quote he got
from the pamphlet I gave him?
252
00:08:56,514 --> 00:08:57,725
Here you are.
253
00:08:57,813 --> 00:08:58,961
Hey.
254
00:08:59,049 --> 00:09:00,762
Hi. I got to know some
of your people.
255
00:09:00,850 --> 00:09:02,684
- Huh.
- Justine invited me
256
00:09:02,772 --> 00:09:04,129
to her erotic sip 'n' paint.
257
00:09:04,217 --> 00:09:05,732
You don't want anything
to do with that.
258
00:09:05,819 --> 00:09:08,592
[laughs]
Kelly?
259
00:09:09,077 --> 00:09:10,624
Kelly, right?
260
00:09:10,805 --> 00:09:12,684
Yeah, I met you
at the Fenton store.
261
00:09:12,772 --> 00:09:14,733
Uh, yeah.
I'm just...
262
00:09:14,859 --> 00:09:17,137
- She's here because...
- Well, uh...
263
00:09:17,225 --> 00:09:19,592
- They're dating.
- Oh, that's great.
264
00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:22,754
Yeah, she comes over every
day and... and they have coffee.
265
00:09:22,842 --> 00:09:23,678
Aren't they cute?
266
00:09:23,766 --> 00:09:24,929
- So cute.
- Did you notice their
267
00:09:25,016 --> 00:09:26,085
couples costumes?
268
00:09:26,173 --> 00:09:28,575
- Yep.
- She's my cowgirl.
269
00:09:28,663 --> 00:09:30,934
Ride 'em, cowgirl.
[chuckles]
270
00:09:31,022 --> 00:09:33,926
I mean, like, ride a horse,
not Jonah.
271
00:09:34,014 --> 00:09:36,522
That would be inappropriate
for work.
272
00:09:36,683 --> 00:09:39,153
Well, I was just about
to grab some coffee anyway.
273
00:09:39,241 --> 00:09:40,567
Why don't we all go?
274
00:09:40,655 --> 00:09:43,801
It's on me.
That would be so fun.
275
00:09:43,889 --> 00:09:45,585
[unenthusiastically] So fun.
276
00:09:52,866 --> 00:09:55,803
Glenn, do you want me
to go in and get your phone?
277
00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,684
I mean, if you're going
in there anyway...
278
00:09:57,772 --> 00:09:59,301
[exhales] Sure.
Okay.
279
00:09:59,389 --> 00:10:01,439
[sighs]
280
00:10:03,243 --> 00:10:05,241
Haunted house.
Already been in there a ton.
281
00:10:05,361 --> 00:10:07,528
Sick of it.
[chuckles]
282
00:10:09,452 --> 00:10:11,965
Oh, thank God.
How was it?
283
00:10:12,335 --> 00:10:13,700
[dazed] It was pretty cool.
284
00:10:14,561 --> 00:10:16,264
Are you crying blood?
285
00:10:16,405 --> 00:10:17,881
Huh?
286
00:10:19,249 --> 00:10:20,307
Huh.
287
00:10:20,592 --> 00:10:22,209
Yeah, I guess I am.
288
00:10:22,475 --> 00:10:23,684
I'm sure it has nothing to do
289
00:10:23,787 --> 00:10:26,124
with what I just saw
or experienced.
290
00:10:27,768 --> 00:10:30,083
Elias did a great job
with the crepe paper, though.
291
00:10:30,874 --> 00:10:32,960
D... did you find my phone?
292
00:10:33,679 --> 00:10:35,314
- I...
- Never mind.
293
00:10:36,310 --> 00:10:38,091
[clears throat]
294
00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:40,327
So okay, St. Louis talk.
295
00:10:40,467 --> 00:10:42,929
What's this toasted ravioli
everyone's talking about?
296
00:10:43,016 --> 00:10:45,278
Mmm, T-ravs.
They are great.
297
00:10:45,366 --> 00:10:46,309
You gotta try 'em.
298
00:10:46,397 --> 00:10:47,700
You should go to Stephano's.
299
00:10:47,788 --> 00:10:49,684
Kelly and I used to go
all the time
300
00:10:49,772 --> 00:10:53,975
and... and still do,
you know, past and present.
301
00:10:54,094 --> 00:10:55,776
Oh, I've never even heard
of the place.
302
00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:57,177
Which, I mean, makes sense.
303
00:10:57,264 --> 00:10:59,473
There's so much Jonah
doesn't tell me.
304
00:10:59,561 --> 00:11:03,395
Uh, Kelly does a great,
uh, Stephano impersonation.
305
00:11:03,483 --> 00:11:06,395
Oh.
All right.
306
00:11:06,483 --> 00:11:07,766
He's like, um,
307
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,923
[in Midwest accent]
"Oh, our toasted ravioli's
308
00:11:10,010 --> 00:11:11,702
been written up
in the pay-per."
309
00:11:11,790 --> 00:11:12,922
[laughs]
310
00:11:13,905 --> 00:11:15,028
And that's it.
311
00:11:15,506 --> 00:11:17,063
Uh, when you do go,
312
00:11:17,150 --> 00:11:18,950
um, you should try out
this gelato place
313
00:11:19,038 --> 00:11:20,066
- about a block away.
- Yeah.
314
00:11:20,153 --> 00:11:23,059
Wow, a second stop
on one date.
315
00:11:23,147 --> 00:11:24,819
Who's got that kind of time,
right?
316
00:11:24,907 --> 00:11:27,506
Well, when you don't have
kids to co home to, y...
317
00:11:27,905 --> 00:11:30,879
Not that having kids is,
uh, bad.
318
00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:33,067
That's... I... I actually wish
319
00:11:33,155 --> 00:11:36,663
I were dating someone
with kids.
320
00:11:36,842 --> 00:11:37,881
I love this.
321
00:11:37,969 --> 00:11:39,803
You can see why
I come here every day.
322
00:11:39,891 --> 00:11:41,472
[clattering]
323
00:11:41,794 --> 00:11:43,374
My bad.
I got it.
324
00:11:44,391 --> 00:11:45,439
Oops.
325
00:11:45,573 --> 00:11:48,823
Let me just... excuse me, sir.
You're good, you're good.
326
00:11:48,911 --> 00:11:51,182
Okay, there's no way Dina's
a serial killer.
327
00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:53,140
She's head of security.
Rules are her life.
328
00:11:53,228 --> 00:11:56,611
Yeah, and "don't kill" is,
like, such a big rule.
329
00:11:56,699 --> 00:11:58,304
Plus, she's a vegan, okay?
330
00:11:58,392 --> 00:12:00,445
She doesn't even kill to eat,
which is insane,
331
00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:02,082
because I would totally eat
a lamb alive.
332
00:12:02,169 --> 00:12:03,234
You're right.
333
00:12:03,337 --> 00:12:05,686
She's the last person
who'd be a serial killer.
334
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,812
[soft music playing
over speakers]
335
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:12,101
Although, it is always the
last person who you'd think.
336
00:12:17,211 --> 00:12:20,027
[The Cranberries' "Zombie"]
337
00:12:20,466 --> 00:12:23,210
♪ In your head ♪
338
00:12:23,298 --> 00:12:26,913
♪ In your head, zombie ♪
339
00:12:27,048 --> 00:12:29,007
This has been great.
You have a really fun store.
340
00:12:29,095 --> 00:12:30,203
And you two,
hit me up
341
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,383
for the next Stephano's trip,
okay?
342
00:12:31,470 --> 00:12:32,617
- Oh, absolutely.
- Will do.
343
00:12:32,705 --> 00:12:35,453
- Okay, bye-bye.
- Bye.
344
00:12:36,563 --> 00:12:39,140
So many other reasons I could
have been in this store.
345
00:12:39,228 --> 00:12:41,515
Sorry. It's the first thing
that came to my mind,
346
00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:43,679
and you're the ones wearing
the same clothes.
347
00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:46,116
Look, the most important
thing is that at least...
348
00:12:46,446 --> 00:12:48,187
Wait, where are the cards?
349
00:12:48,282 --> 00:12:50,070
Oh, I hid them in one
of those orange bags
350
00:12:50,158 --> 00:12:52,585
- when Maya came in.
- You mean the goodie bags?
351
00:12:52,673 --> 00:12:55,796
There's enough for everyone.
Just form a line.
352
00:12:55,884 --> 00:12:58,328
[screams]
Where are your parents?
353
00:12:59,617 --> 00:13:01,927
It's just a garden center.
It's just a garden center.
354
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,913
Just walking into
the garden center.
355
00:13:05,813 --> 00:13:07,628
[in proper English accent]
Pardon me, sir.
356
00:13:07,832 --> 00:13:09,747
Are you Glenn Sturgis?
357
00:13:10,147 --> 00:13:11,843
Yeah.
Why?
358
00:13:11,931 --> 00:13:16,682
They told me to tell you:
don't go in there.
359
00:13:17,109 --> 00:13:18,921
[stammering] W-W-Who said don't...
360
00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:20,546
- Who said that do you?
- [shushes]
361
00:13:20,862 --> 00:13:22,310
Glenn, who you talking to?
362
00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:25,859
Th... this boy, did you...
He said that I had to...
363
00:13:29,813 --> 00:13:30,890
What's going on, dude?
364
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:33,210
Yeah, I think I'm gonna head
to my car
365
00:13:33,392 --> 00:13:35,710
and read my Bible for a bit.
366
00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:40,771
Great job.
367
00:13:40,865 --> 00:13:42,154
Didn't ask for the accent,
though.
368
00:13:42,241 --> 00:13:44,341
It was a swing.
I thought it worked.
369
00:13:45,504 --> 00:13:47,486
You already gave out
all the bags?
370
00:13:47,574 --> 00:13:49,355
They were out of control.
371
00:13:49,443 --> 00:13:51,140
I said one per kid,
but Amy,
372
00:13:51,228 --> 00:13:52,312
some took two.
373
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,492
Hey, uh, let me see
what's in that bag, please.
374
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,657
No way!
You're, like, 40!
375
00:13:56,745 --> 00:13:57,945
Buy your own candy!
376
00:13:58,031 --> 00:14:00,458
Hey, that kind of aggression
is exactly why people
377
00:14:00,546 --> 00:14:03,177
are turning on your sport.
Soccer is coming for you!
378
00:14:03,265 --> 00:14:04,708
Okay. Thank you so much.
Yeah.
379
00:14:04,796 --> 00:14:06,132
Why are you checking bags?
380
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,883
Um, because... okay,
here's the deal.
381
00:14:09,993 --> 00:14:11,701
The push for the union
never really stopped,
382
00:14:11,788 --> 00:14:14,107
and so the cards from Fenton
ended up in these goodie bags
383
00:14:14,195 --> 00:14:15,646
and they've all been
given away.
384
00:14:15,734 --> 00:14:18,265
Oh, wow.
Well, listen.
385
00:14:18,353 --> 00:14:20,263
Company policy states
that I need to report
386
00:14:20,351 --> 00:14:21,880
any union activity
to my manager,
387
00:14:21,968 --> 00:14:23,531
so there's been union activity.
388
00:14:23,619 --> 00:14:24,546
Now that my hands are clean,
389
00:14:24,634 --> 00:14:25,753
I'll go check
the security footage.
390
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,344
Amazing.
Thank you, Dina.
391
00:14:27,445 --> 00:14:28,908
Oh, hey, Kelly.
392
00:14:28,995 --> 00:14:31,398
Couple's costume with Jonah?
That's a weird choice.
393
00:14:31,486 --> 00:14:33,695
- It's not a couple's costume.
- It's a coincidence.
394
00:14:33,796 --> 00:14:35,093
Okay.
395
00:14:35,534 --> 00:14:39,584
♪ Dracula was putting on
moon tan lotion ♪
396
00:14:39,788 --> 00:14:42,256
♪ Gnarly dude is what the... ♪
397
00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:43,935
Hey, Cheyenne,
I need help
398
00:14:44,023 --> 00:14:45,390
going over
some security footage.
399
00:14:45,507 --> 00:14:46,888
Oh, okay.
400
00:14:46,976 --> 00:14:48,461
[whispering]
No, you have a child.
401
00:14:48,795 --> 00:14:49,818
I'll go, Dina.
402
00:14:49,906 --> 00:14:50,959
You don't work
for me anymore.
403
00:14:51,046 --> 00:14:52,460
Cheyenne, come on.
404
00:14:52,548 --> 00:14:54,185
Let me just call
Bo really quick.
405
00:14:54,273 --> 00:14:56,636
You know,
not to say good-bye or anything
406
00:14:56,723 --> 00:15:00,515
but just to say hey
and good-bye and stuff.
407
00:15:00,617 --> 00:15:02,141
[clattering]
408
00:15:02,351 --> 00:15:05,912
Oh, uh, or you could
take Marcus.
409
00:15:06,132 --> 00:15:07,780
Whoever.
Marcus!
410
00:15:08,061 --> 00:15:09,599
Security office, now!
411
00:15:09,687 --> 00:15:11,093
Yep, just give me a second.
412
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,476
If I run too fast,
I become airborne.
413
00:15:14,874 --> 00:15:16,756
Thank you.
You know, Kelly,
414
00:15:16,843 --> 00:15:18,291
you didn't have
to change your costume.
415
00:15:18,378 --> 00:15:20,358
And you didn't have to say
I was Jonah's girlfriend,
416
00:15:20,445 --> 00:15:21,661
yet here we are.
417
00:15:21,749 --> 00:15:22,695
Hey, sorry.
418
00:15:22,782 --> 00:15:24,382
Just took off my costume
real quick.
419
00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:26,679
The cowboy hat was itchy.
420
00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:30,302
Oh, my God, you two are Danny
and Sandy from "Grease"!
421
00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:31,874
"Summer Lovin'," right?
422
00:15:33,288 --> 00:15:37,251
Amy, you need to go change
into leather Sandy right now.
423
00:15:38,617 --> 00:15:40,670
All right,
no bags in housewares.
424
00:15:40,758 --> 00:15:41,839
Are you getting anything,
Marcus?
425
00:15:41,926 --> 00:15:43,499
I gotta be honest,
about 60%
426
00:15:43,587 --> 00:15:45,427
of my vision's
blocked by the dragon head.
427
00:15:45,515 --> 00:15:46,764
You're exuding,
like, a wet heat.
428
00:15:46,851 --> 00:15:48,194
I know.
It's the dragon smoke function.
429
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,076
- Now you're fogging up the screen.
- - I can't control it.
430
00:15:50,163 --> 00:15:51,343
Oh, this is doing nothing.
431
00:15:51,431 --> 00:15:53,351
- It's just moving it around.
- Yeah.
432
00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:57,396
[both coughing]
433
00:15:57,492 --> 00:16:00,685
Okay, this is it.
There's no one in there now.
434
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:04,068
Just a chance for me
to face my fears head-on.
435
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:07,464
- Yes, go for it.
- [screaming]
436
00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:09,200
Whoa. Okay.
Well...
437
00:16:09,287 --> 00:16:10,735
[key turning]
438
00:16:10,822 --> 00:16:13,045
[clears throat]
Good luck, buddy.
439
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,182
[exhales deeply]
440
00:16:16,449 --> 00:16:19,068
Sorry, haunted house is closed.
441
00:16:19,185 --> 00:16:21,732
[sighs]
Sorry.
442
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:25,076
I think we found the cards.
Well, I found them.
443
00:16:25,164 --> 00:16:26,998
Marcus knocked all my felt tips
on the floor,
444
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,084
some of them lost their caps,
445
00:16:28,172 --> 00:16:29,624
and now it's just a race
against the clock
446
00:16:29,711 --> 00:16:31,759
until they dry out.
Dina, where are the cards?
447
00:16:31,847 --> 00:16:32,996
I saw footage
of Maya grabbing
448
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:34,864
- a goodie bag on her way out.
- What?
449
00:16:35,003 --> 00:16:37,052
No!
She left, like, 20 minutes ago.
450
00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:38,045
Actually, no.
451
00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:39,881
She stopped in housewares
and had what looked like
452
00:16:39,968 --> 00:16:41,464
a very emotional moment
with Brett,
453
00:16:41,552 --> 00:16:42,607
then she went to grocery.
454
00:16:42,695 --> 00:16:43,877
Picked up eggs
and bell peppers.
455
00:16:43,964 --> 00:16:44,945
I think it's
a Denver omelet night.
456
00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:46,107
Dina, where is she now?
457
00:16:46,195 --> 00:16:47,337
She just went out
to the parking lot.
458
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,738
Well, we need to stop her.
459
00:16:48,826 --> 00:16:49,907
Amy, wait!
460
00:16:49,995 --> 00:16:51,277
Do I still need to be
a part of this?
461
00:16:51,364 --> 00:16:53,279
Because, I hate to keep beating
the same drum,
462
00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:55,415
but the felt tips...
I'll get you new felt tips!
463
00:16:55,503 --> 00:16:56,912
I don't want new felt tips!
464
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,501
I have perfectly good
felt tips on my floor!
465
00:17:01,947 --> 00:17:04,364
Sorry.
It's just me.
466
00:17:04,561 --> 00:17:06,084
Not a carjacker.
467
00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:08,038
- I didn't mean to startle you.
- It's okay.
468
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:11,008
It's just that, um, we need
you back in the store.
469
00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:12,248
Why?
470
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,802
Attention, everyone.
471
00:17:13,890 --> 00:17:18,160
Give it up for the winner of
our Halloween costume contest,
472
00:17:18,248 --> 00:17:19,402
- Maya!
- Whoo, whoo!
473
00:17:19,490 --> 00:17:20,290
[cheers and applause]
474
00:17:20,377 --> 00:17:23,105
So there is a contest,
and cat ears won it?
475
00:17:23,193 --> 00:17:25,428
Okay, you don't need
to suck up to the new DM.
476
00:17:25,515 --> 00:17:27,330
- What?
- No.
477
00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:29,285
No, girl.
You won.
478
00:17:29,373 --> 00:17:32,182
You look good
and you better get your prize,
479
00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:33,869
which is...
480
00:17:33,957 --> 00:17:37,738
Which is, uh, this, um,
bottle of Sprite!
481
00:17:37,826 --> 00:17:39,959
Are you [bleep] kidding me?
482
00:17:40,174 --> 00:17:41,722
[scraping]
483
00:17:41,865 --> 00:17:43,713
You don't think she's
gonna wait in the back
484
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,740
- of someone's car and then...
- No.
485
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,951
But we should probably check
to see if the killer
486
00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:51,162
has a history of breaking
into cars 'cause...
487
00:17:54,336 --> 00:17:57,041
Oh, my God.
They found another foot.
488
00:17:57,129 --> 00:17:58,535
- [gasps]
- Out in Richmond Heights.
489
00:17:58,623 --> 00:18:00,310
Really?
490
00:18:00,469 --> 00:18:02,755
[laughs]
Apparently it's fresh.
491
00:18:02,843 --> 00:18:04,634
Some guy's probably bleeding
out as we speak.
492
00:18:04,721 --> 00:18:07,207
Oh, that's amazing.
It can't be Dina.
493
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,808
We've been watching
her all day.
494
00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:10,230
Such good news.
495
00:18:10,318 --> 00:18:11,874
I'm so glad the killer
struck today.
496
00:18:11,961 --> 00:18:13,743
Wow. Not that I thought
it was her, but...
497
00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:15,341
I know.
I mean, she's weird,
498
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:16,812
- but she's not a criminal.
- No.
499
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:19,052
[both chuckling]
500
00:18:20,778 --> 00:18:23,980
And look at these cat ears.
Amazing!
501
00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:27,757
I think it says back here they
were, uh, made in Taiwan.
502
00:18:27,844 --> 00:18:29,559
Have you ever been to Taiwan?
503
00:18:29,646 --> 00:18:31,334
Amy, is there a second place?
504
00:18:31,422 --> 00:18:32,995
Because I am drenched in urine.
505
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,931
Okay, um,
maybe we wrap this up.
506
00:18:35,138 --> 00:18:38,404
Uh, I am so honored
to receive this Sprite,
507
00:18:38,521 --> 00:18:40,261
especially because
so many of you
508
00:18:40,349 --> 00:18:43,042
had such great costumes here.
You know, like these two.
509
00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:45,441
They had multiple
couples costumes.
510
00:18:45,528 --> 00:18:46,584
Are they cute or what?
511
00:18:46,672 --> 00:18:48,105
Jonah and Kelly aren't
a couple.
512
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:49,878
Yeah,
Jonah's in love with Amy.
513
00:18:49,966 --> 00:18:52,279
- Wait, what?
- What?
514
00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:54,138
I don't know.
That's...
515
00:18:54,226 --> 00:18:56,748
Jonah, is that true?
516
00:18:57,051 --> 00:18:59,670
It's true.
I love her.
517
00:18:59,896 --> 00:19:01,189
Um, sorry, Kelly.
518
00:19:01,277 --> 00:19:03,005
I... I probably should
have told you
519
00:19:03,138 --> 00:19:05,628
before telling
the entire store,
520
00:19:05,715 --> 00:19:08,277
but I am breaking up
with you.
521
00:19:08,365 --> 00:19:10,715
Okay, it seems like I should
give you guys a little privacy.
522
00:19:10,802 --> 00:19:13,287
- Uh...
- Uh, no, no, no,
523
00:19:13,426 --> 00:19:15,971
because I need to explain more
to you, Kelly.
524
00:19:16,201 --> 00:19:19,208
Uh, you're a great gal,
but, uh,
525
00:19:19,295 --> 00:19:21,978
Amy and I just have
a connection.
526
00:19:22,185 --> 00:19:23,894
I hate coming
to this stupid store.
527
00:19:23,982 --> 00:19:25,013
I'm really gonna go now.
528
00:19:25,101 --> 00:19:30,084
You can't because the costume
contest is not over yet.
529
00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:32,822
And now it's done!
530
00:19:32,909 --> 00:19:34,657
Another round of applause
for Maya the Cat.
531
00:19:34,744 --> 00:19:35,958
[applause]
532
00:19:36,045 --> 00:19:37,393
- Man.
- [sighs]
533
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,495
Garrett, help!
[banging]
534
00:19:39,582 --> 00:19:41,297
The doors are stuck!
535
00:19:41,384 --> 00:19:44,067
Oh, I should have listened
to that English boy.
536
00:19:44,154 --> 00:19:45,521
Hang on.
537
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:48,716
[cell phone ringing]
538
00:19:52,395 --> 00:19:54,277
Hey, Garrett.
It's Glenn from work.
539
00:19:54,364 --> 00:19:56,628
Um, first of all,
I found my phone.
540
00:19:56,716 --> 00:19:57,576
Yay.
541
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,181
Uh, anyway,
if you get this,
542
00:19:59,269 --> 00:20:01,199
I am stuck
in the haunted house,
543
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:05,388
so, um, call me back.
All right, bye-bye.
544
00:20:06,783 --> 00:20:09,232
Help! Somebody!
[banging]
545
00:20:09,329 --> 00:20:10,761
[banging]
546
00:20:11,781 --> 00:20:13,981
[glass shattering]
Oh!
547
00:20:15,185 --> 00:20:18,146
[breathing heavily]
548
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:21,115
Honestly, I've seen scarier.
549
00:20:21,631 --> 00:20:23,951
- [groans]
- That was exhausting.
550
00:20:24,127 --> 00:20:26,873
Yeah, well,
breakups are exhausting.
551
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,365
Um...
552
00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:32,732
so the cards
are all here.
553
00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:33,623
Great.
554
00:20:33,711 --> 00:20:37,435
But also some
empty candy wrappers.
555
00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:40,156
Okay.
556
00:20:40,498 --> 00:20:41,841
Okay, well...
[stammers]
557
00:20:41,929 --> 00:20:42,966
Let's not panic.
558
00:20:43,054 --> 00:20:46,503
Maybe she just, um, reached in
and grabbed some candy
559
00:20:46,591 --> 00:20:47,696
and didn't see the cards,
560
00:20:47,784 --> 00:20:50,500
or... or maybe those candies
are from somewhere else
561
00:20:50,587 --> 00:20:52,795
and she just ditched
the wrappers in there.
562
00:20:53,435 --> 00:20:55,810
Or maybe she saw the cards.
563
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:58,817
But if she saw the cards,
she would have said something.
564
00:20:59,052 --> 00:21:01,896
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, definitely.
565
00:21:02,665 --> 00:21:04,065
Right?
566
00:21:05,193 --> 00:21:06,741
[door opens]
567
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,996
Hey, so Maya left her Sprite.
568
00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:10,480
- Just take it.
- Yes!
569
00:21:10,568 --> 00:21:12,755
We did it, Tita!
Your boy won!
570
00:21:12,842 --> 00:21:14,193
[quirky music]
571
00:21:14,288 --> 00:21:15,830
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