1 00:00:00,867 --> 00:00:02,846 Hey. Just got an email from HR. 2 00:00:02,847 --> 00:00:05,380 Carol's doing pretty well. She can say her consonants again. 3 00:00:05,382 --> 00:00:07,802 Nice. Whole words should be any day now. 4 00:00:07,885 --> 00:00:10,652 So you're up for a job at Zephra, huh? 5 00:00:10,654 --> 00:00:11,920 What? 6 00:00:11,922 --> 00:00:13,789 - Close the door. - Oh. 7 00:00:13,791 --> 00:00:15,624 How did you hear? 8 00:00:15,626 --> 00:00:17,759 I have my ways. 9 00:00:17,761 --> 00:00:20,095 Specifically, corporate called and asked me for a reference. 10 00:00:20,097 --> 00:00:21,330 I mean, I have my ways, 11 00:00:21,332 --> 00:00:23,261 but I didn't need to use them this time. 12 00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:25,141 Okay. Well, what did you tell them? 13 00:00:25,195 --> 00:00:27,069 The truth. You're smart, hardworking, 14 00:00:27,071 --> 00:00:29,138 and a lot of fun to be around in medium quantities. 15 00:00:29,140 --> 00:00:30,439 Okay. Yeah. 16 00:00:30,441 --> 00:00:32,001 That could've gone worse. 17 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:34,463 So what happens if you get it? 18 00:00:34,465 --> 00:00:36,832 You and Pretty Boy gonna move out to Zephra HQ, 19 00:00:36,834 --> 00:00:38,867 abandon us for that California life? 20 00:00:38,869 --> 00:00:40,402 Sucking down avocados, 21 00:00:40,404 --> 00:00:42,237 Jonah wearing T-shirts in pools. 22 00:00:42,239 --> 00:00:43,538 Jonah doesn't even know about this yet. 23 00:00:43,540 --> 00:00:45,407 It's just the regional round of interviews, 24 00:00:45,409 --> 00:00:47,046 and it's such a long shot that 25 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:50,015 it's not worth getting into a whole conversation about our future. 26 00:00:50,017 --> 00:00:51,783 So this'll just be our little secret then. 27 00:00:52,098 --> 00:00:53,564 Like how Sayid has a huge wang. 28 00:00:53,933 --> 00:00:56,154 That's not... wait, really? 29 00:00:56,155 --> 00:00:58,836 Okay, look, I'm just gonna be gone for a couple hours, 30 00:00:58,838 --> 00:01:00,638 so I told Jonah I'm going to the eye doctor. 31 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:01,606 Will you please just... 32 00:01:01,608 --> 00:01:03,741 Got it. You're putting your trust in me 33 00:01:03,743 --> 00:01:05,376 and I will do everything in my power 34 00:01:05,378 --> 00:01:06,844 to ensure that Jonah does not find out. 35 00:01:06,846 --> 00:01:08,412 Your powers are not really needed here. 36 00:01:08,414 --> 00:01:09,847 Just pretend like nothing is happening. 37 00:01:09,849 --> 00:01:12,149 One performance of a lifetime coming right up. 38 00:01:12,151 --> 00:01:14,151 There's no performance necessary. 39 00:01:14,153 --> 00:01:15,419 Don't worry. I got this. 40 00:01:15,421 --> 00:01:16,687 Just... less is more! 41 00:01:16,689 --> 00:01:18,422 Nothing is best! 42 00:01:19,949 --> 00:01:22,830 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 43 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:30,369 I can't believe that Brett gets to be the Easter Bunny. 44 00:01:30,371 --> 00:01:32,805 I was begging to do it, but corporate said 45 00:01:32,807 --> 00:01:35,174 that anyone who asks more than three times can't 46 00:01:35,176 --> 00:01:36,602 'cause of pedophile stuff. 47 00:01:36,909 --> 00:01:39,345 Hate to agree with corporate, but that policy feels right. 48 00:01:39,664 --> 00:01:41,907 It's Easter fever at our place right now. 49 00:01:41,927 --> 00:01:44,642 Jerry's been practicing his finding skills for the egg hunt. 50 00:01:44,644 --> 00:01:46,377 He's... he's getting there. 51 00:01:46,379 --> 00:01:48,512 Being newlyweds sounds so fun. 52 00:01:48,514 --> 00:01:50,247 You must be doing it all the time. 53 00:01:50,249 --> 00:01:51,255 Uh-huh. 54 00:01:51,295 --> 00:01:53,219 All that sex and no baby. 55 00:01:53,306 --> 00:01:55,973 When's Jerry gonna put the bun in the uterus? 56 00:01:55,975 --> 00:01:58,909 Fair question, but actually, 57 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,411 when we're ready, we're gonna adopt. 58 00:02:00,413 --> 00:02:02,646 There's so many kids out there who need homes. 59 00:02:02,648 --> 00:02:05,108 Plus, we love our cat, and we adopted her. 60 00:02:05,185 --> 00:02:07,618 Right, as opposed to birthing her yourself. 61 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:09,953 Oh, that is wonderful. 62 00:02:09,955 --> 00:02:13,290 A family is the greatest gift that you can give a child and... 63 00:02:13,292 --> 00:02:15,069 and it makes sense, 'cause you know, 64 00:02:15,115 --> 00:02:17,294 it can be hard to get pregnant at our age. 65 00:02:17,296 --> 00:02:19,530 Oh, I think I'm actually younger than you. 66 00:02:19,532 --> 00:02:21,298 Oh. Okay. 67 00:02:21,572 --> 00:02:22,866 Younger, taller, sure. 68 00:02:22,933 --> 00:02:24,682 Whatever you need to tell yourself, Sandra. 69 00:02:27,504 --> 00:02:30,446 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 70 00:02:30,448 --> 00:02:32,715 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 71 00:02:32,717 --> 00:02:34,049 Aww. You don't have to... 72 00:02:34,051 --> 00:02:37,918 ♪ Don't interrupt me, dear Cheyenne ♪ 73 00:02:37,951 --> 00:02:40,255 ♪ Happy birthday to ♪ 74 00:02:45,363 --> 00:02:47,453 ♪ You ♪ 75 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:50,840 Thanks, but my birthday isn't till Saturday. 76 00:02:50,913 --> 00:02:52,527 Oh, I know. I just wanted to make sure 77 00:02:52,529 --> 00:02:54,367 that when you finally have your first legal drink, 78 00:02:54,369 --> 00:02:55,271 it's from me. 79 00:02:55,273 --> 00:02:56,851 - So are we gonna have a party? - Nah. 80 00:02:56,853 --> 00:02:58,359 We're broke as ass right now, 81 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:01,289 so we'll probably just stay home and eat SpaghettiOs 82 00:03:01,291 --> 00:03:03,424 and listen to the neighbors fight. 83 00:03:03,426 --> 00:03:04,659 No, you... 84 00:03:04,661 --> 00:03:06,527 you have to have a party. 85 00:03:06,802 --> 00:03:08,651 Just ask your friends to chip in 86 00:03:08,798 --> 00:03:10,464 or, I don't know, charge them to come. 87 00:03:10,466 --> 00:03:12,898 You think people wanna pay to watch me get drunk? 88 00:03:12,899 --> 00:03:14,806 Cheyenne, you're young and hot. 89 00:03:14,807 --> 00:03:16,743 People would pay to watch you kill a goat. 90 00:03:16,744 --> 00:03:17,772 Thank you. 91 00:03:17,773 --> 00:03:19,445 We are throwing you a party. 92 00:03:19,446 --> 00:03:20,664 Yay! 93 00:03:24,847 --> 00:03:26,213 Sorry. 94 00:03:26,215 --> 00:03:27,614 I'm a little nervous. 95 00:03:27,616 --> 00:03:28,767 Yeah, me too. 96 00:03:29,885 --> 00:03:32,920 So are you coming from consulting or finance? 97 00:03:32,922 --> 00:03:34,655 Um, retail. 98 00:03:34,657 --> 00:03:35,867 Ah. 99 00:03:36,792 --> 00:03:38,325 Oh, look at that. 100 00:03:38,327 --> 00:03:39,483 All Latinas. 101 00:03:39,895 --> 00:03:41,383 Oh. 102 00:03:41,436 --> 00:03:42,463 That's funny. 103 00:03:42,618 --> 00:03:44,384 More like Zephra looked in their crayon box 104 00:03:44,386 --> 00:03:46,386 and realized they're missing a brown one. 105 00:03:46,779 --> 00:03:48,535 Oh, I don't think it's that. 106 00:03:52,825 --> 00:03:54,303 She could be Greek. 107 00:03:55,923 --> 00:03:57,356 Could you restock the Icelandic yogurt 108 00:03:57,358 --> 00:03:58,424 when you get a chance? 109 00:03:58,426 --> 00:04:00,136 Apparently, every country in Europe gets a shot now. 110 00:04:00,137 --> 00:04:02,962 Yeah, I will, although I'll have to check with Amy 111 00:04:02,964 --> 00:04:04,796 because I'm not sure the new shipment came in last night. 112 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:08,191 Well, Amy is at the eye doctor. 113 00:04:08,403 --> 00:04:10,736 Yeah, I know. I mean when she gets back. 114 00:04:10,838 --> 00:04:12,000 From the eye doctor. 115 00:04:12,473 --> 00:04:14,540 - Yep. - 'Cause that's where she is. 116 00:04:14,542 --> 00:04:15,563 Mm-hmm. 117 00:04:16,477 --> 00:04:17,943 They're checking her out for a dead spot. 118 00:04:17,945 --> 00:04:19,278 - What? - Yeah. 119 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:20,679 Right eye, 10 degrees off center, 120 00:04:20,681 --> 00:04:22,248 about the size of a baseball, she said. 121 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:23,949 Wow, that's a lot of detail. 122 00:04:23,951 --> 00:04:25,484 It is, and I bet you're wondering 123 00:04:25,486 --> 00:04:26,786 why she hasn't mentioned it. 124 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:28,668 It's because she doesn't want you to worry. 125 00:04:28,848 --> 00:04:30,143 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 126 00:04:30,197 --> 00:04:32,591 You know, because if the dead spot gets worse, 127 00:04:32,631 --> 00:04:34,915 and let's be honest, it will, 128 00:04:35,323 --> 00:04:37,056 you're gonna be the person taking care of her. 129 00:04:37,058 --> 00:04:39,299 Feeding, bathing, describing the ocean. 130 00:04:39,754 --> 00:04:41,988 Anyway, it's gonna be beautiful. 131 00:04:42,197 --> 00:04:44,063 Like a Nicholas Sparks novel. 132 00:04:44,065 --> 00:04:45,986 I'm excited about that for you. 133 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:55,713 Tony! 134 00:04:55,944 --> 00:04:57,544 Thank you for coming. 135 00:04:58,013 --> 00:04:59,639 Sandra, this is Tony, 136 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:02,123 one of my original foster kids, 137 00:05:02,156 --> 00:05:05,718 but the family he's living with is moving to Canada, you know, 138 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,454 and Jerusha and I have our hands so full with Rose. 139 00:05:08,694 --> 00:05:10,435 Anyway, you were saying 140 00:05:10,436 --> 00:05:14,227 how you and Jerry wanted to adopt a child, so... 141 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:18,264 So she should adopt this gentleman? 142 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,034 Um... 143 00:05:21,036 --> 00:05:24,303 - Wow. Thank you, but... - Okay, look, 144 00:05:24,305 --> 00:05:26,439 I know you weren't planning on adopting right away, 145 00:05:26,441 --> 00:05:28,574 but Tony is such an incredible kid. 146 00:05:28,576 --> 00:05:32,189 He's a straight-A student, captain of the baseball team, 147 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:36,065 and he makes an amazing grilled cheese sandwich. 148 00:05:36,226 --> 00:05:37,558 I butter both sides of the bread. 149 00:05:37,692 --> 00:05:38,862 Oh, so good. 150 00:05:40,027 --> 00:05:41,727 Well, I just don't know if... 151 00:05:41,729 --> 00:05:43,695 Okay, look, you don't have to decide right now, 152 00:05:43,697 --> 00:05:45,998 but tell you what, why don't we all have lunch 153 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,442 and see if any sparks fly, huh? 154 00:05:49,136 --> 00:05:50,402 Okay. 155 00:05:55,228 --> 00:05:56,393 This is weird, right? 156 00:05:56,683 --> 00:05:57,939 Well, this is what happens 157 00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:00,455 when a company realizes that Latinas spend money. 158 00:06:00,675 --> 00:06:01,686 Yeah. 159 00:06:01,688 --> 00:06:03,091 Hey, if it gets me a seat at the table, 160 00:06:03,092 --> 00:06:04,632 I'm not above rolling my Rs. 161 00:06:04,633 --> 00:06:06,191 Yeah, sometimes you just gotta do the dance. 162 00:06:06,193 --> 00:06:07,618 Right. Right. 163 00:06:08,362 --> 00:06:10,295 But you don't mean, like, a literal dance, right? 164 00:06:10,297 --> 00:06:11,897 'Cause I don't know any. 165 00:06:11,899 --> 00:06:13,231 Amy Sosa? 166 00:06:13,233 --> 00:06:14,366 That's me. 167 00:06:14,793 --> 00:06:15,834 Um... 168 00:06:15,836 --> 00:06:17,713 Amelia Sosa. 169 00:06:18,839 --> 00:06:21,139 Or just... just Amy is fine. 170 00:06:24,378 --> 00:06:26,579 All right, I texted Amy and she's not responding, 171 00:06:26,581 --> 00:06:28,715 but there is obviously no such thing 172 00:06:28,717 --> 00:06:30,462 as an eye dead spot. 173 00:06:30,786 --> 00:06:33,420 Which I know because I looked it up. 174 00:06:33,985 --> 00:06:36,287 All right, fine. I'll tell you the truth. 175 00:06:36,788 --> 00:06:38,635 She's not at the eye doctor. 176 00:06:38,816 --> 00:06:40,527 She's taking a saxophone lesson. 177 00:06:40,529 --> 00:06:42,956 She wants to surprise you with a smooth jazz version 178 00:06:42,957 --> 00:06:44,351 of a contemporary hit. 179 00:06:44,759 --> 00:06:46,225 Okay. Dina. 180 00:06:46,227 --> 00:06:47,860 You have to tell me where Amy is. 181 00:06:47,862 --> 00:06:49,325 Totally. I'd love to. 182 00:06:49,749 --> 00:06:51,076 It's just that... 183 00:06:52,567 --> 00:06:55,199 Brett is biting it so hard at being the Easter Bunny. 184 00:06:55,306 --> 00:06:56,346 Look at him. 185 00:06:56,753 --> 00:06:58,137 He's garbage. 186 00:06:58,843 --> 00:07:00,776 - I gotta go tag in. - No, I... 187 00:07:00,777 --> 00:07:02,252 I know you're lying! 188 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,599 Brett was born to wear that suit! 189 00:07:05,398 --> 00:07:08,384 Oh, we could get, like, a Red Bull fountain. 190 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:11,687 Ooh, or we could have, like, a bunch of lizards there 191 00:07:11,689 --> 00:07:13,022 but, like, you could get 'em high 192 00:07:13,024 --> 00:07:14,024 and see what they do. 193 00:07:14,025 --> 00:07:17,560 All I'm saying is that 21 is literally the last good age, 194 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:20,329 so this party needs to be a little elevated. 195 00:07:20,331 --> 00:07:21,864 Maybe a string quartet? 196 00:07:21,866 --> 00:07:24,000 Ooh, butter in a sophisticated shape? 197 00:07:24,002 --> 00:07:25,968 Oh. Okay, cool. 198 00:07:25,970 --> 00:07:28,037 Yeah, so, like, one of those parties 199 00:07:28,039 --> 00:07:30,206 with, like, wine and coats. 200 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:32,875 Like, people are like, "Oh, where do I put my coat?" 201 00:07:32,877 --> 00:07:34,007 and someone says, 202 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,423 "Oh, just put it in Donna's room." 203 00:07:36,681 --> 00:07:39,081 It doesn't have to be stuffy. Just nice. 204 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,750 We could do specialty cocktails. 205 00:07:41,087 --> 00:07:43,178 Or we could tape a fifth of Fireball 206 00:07:43,180 --> 00:07:44,254 to every guest's hand 207 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:47,291 and then whoever finishes last has to roll all the joints 208 00:07:47,293 --> 00:07:48,993 or call the hospital. 209 00:07:50,696 --> 00:07:51,960 Over the years, I've learned 210 00:07:51,961 --> 00:07:54,348 that our customers just want the best price, 211 00:07:54,419 --> 00:07:55,452 plain and simple. 212 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:58,268 So if we promote Zephra's online sales in store, 213 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,471 that gets you a bunch of new traffic. 214 00:08:00,473 --> 00:08:01,572 Uh-huh. 215 00:08:01,574 --> 00:08:04,291 And what about customers of color? 216 00:08:04,471 --> 00:08:06,604 Do you have any strategies for connecting 217 00:08:06,606 --> 00:08:08,907 with any particular demographic? 218 00:08:08,909 --> 00:08:12,010 Um... 219 00:08:12,012 --> 00:08:13,678 Yeah. Sure. 220 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,055 Of course. 221 00:08:15,782 --> 00:08:18,083 As a Latina... 222 00:08:18,085 --> 00:08:20,051 I know that... 223 00:08:20,053 --> 00:08:22,683 family is very important to our culture, 224 00:08:22,730 --> 00:08:25,490 so I'm thinking... 225 00:08:25,492 --> 00:08:29,029 shared family accounts with distinct user profiles. 226 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:30,170 See? Right there. 227 00:08:30,172 --> 00:08:31,772 That's something we wouldn't have thought of. 228 00:08:31,773 --> 00:08:34,174 - Really fresh perspective. - Yeah. 229 00:08:34,176 --> 00:08:36,710 I mean, all I know is that my mom, 230 00:08:36,712 --> 00:08:38,912 she uses my Zephra account for everything, 231 00:08:38,914 --> 00:08:41,048 and I'm just like, "Mamá, ven acá." 232 00:08:41,050 --> 00:08:43,283 "I have your achiote paste." 233 00:08:43,285 --> 00:08:45,986 It's a Honduran staple. 234 00:08:45,988 --> 00:08:47,020 Oh. 235 00:08:47,022 --> 00:08:48,555 Did you grow up in Honduras? 236 00:08:48,970 --> 00:08:50,269 Well, um... 237 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,595 not physically, 238 00:08:52,702 --> 00:08:55,162 but if you think of it in a broader sense, 239 00:08:55,164 --> 00:08:58,699 like, in the cultura that was passed down to me, 240 00:08:58,701 --> 00:09:01,201 then... 241 00:09:01,203 --> 00:09:02,870 Still no. 242 00:09:03,839 --> 00:09:07,674 Um, look, it's pretty obvious that you invited me here 243 00:09:07,676 --> 00:09:11,387 to interview for your resident Latina or whatever... 244 00:09:11,421 --> 00:09:12,987 - No, that's not what we're... - No, no. 245 00:09:12,989 --> 00:09:14,489 It's more about fresh perspectives. 246 00:09:14,491 --> 00:09:17,158 Right, right. I'm qualified for this job 247 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,227 because I have 17 years of experience, 248 00:09:19,229 --> 00:09:22,330 and I know everything there is to know about our customers, 249 00:09:22,332 --> 00:09:24,065 but if all you're looking for 250 00:09:24,067 --> 00:09:26,067 is somebody with a spicy last name, 251 00:09:26,069 --> 00:09:27,870 then I suggest you keep looking. 252 00:09:29,557 --> 00:09:30,926 That's my water. 253 00:09:31,775 --> 00:09:33,036 I'm sorry. 254 00:09:35,530 --> 00:09:38,212 So, Tony, Sandra is from Hawaii. 255 00:09:38,650 --> 00:09:40,484 Cool. Do you surf? 256 00:09:40,924 --> 00:09:42,438 No, I've never been to the beach. 257 00:09:42,466 --> 00:09:44,766 But I've seen people surfing. Like, in pictures. 258 00:09:44,895 --> 00:09:47,223 Oh! Radical. 259 00:09:47,271 --> 00:09:50,272 Hey, sorry to interrupt your surprise adoption. 260 00:09:50,274 --> 00:09:51,430 Oh, no, you missed it. 261 00:09:51,435 --> 00:09:54,536 They were just getting along like gangbusters. 262 00:09:54,538 --> 00:09:58,874 They have so much in common, like they're both pet lovers. 263 00:09:58,876 --> 00:10:01,946 Yeah, Sandra has a cat and Tony has an aquarium. 264 00:10:02,613 --> 00:10:04,446 Tell her how many sharks you have, Tony. 265 00:10:04,448 --> 00:10:05,580 - Three. - Three. 266 00:10:05,901 --> 00:10:07,215 Oh. 267 00:10:07,217 --> 00:10:08,430 What are their names? 268 00:10:08,637 --> 00:10:10,685 They don't have names. They're sharks. 269 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:11,926 Yeah. 270 00:10:12,149 --> 00:10:13,891 Obviously, we're gonna have a red carpet area, 271 00:10:13,892 --> 00:10:15,692 although lately, purple's sort of having a day. 272 00:10:15,694 --> 00:10:17,527 Uh-huh. Oh, hey, Bo! 273 00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:18,862 What's up, Chey? 274 00:10:18,864 --> 00:10:21,097 I just stopped in to use the employee bathroom. 275 00:10:21,099 --> 00:10:22,824 Man, that flushes like an airplane! 276 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,067 'Sup, Mateo? 277 00:10:24,069 --> 00:10:25,875 We're actually planning Cheyenne's 21st. 278 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:26,937 Oh, yeah, she texted me. 279 00:10:26,939 --> 00:10:28,672 Said your ideas were, like, hella lame. 280 00:10:28,674 --> 00:10:30,540 Oh, not lame. 281 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,675 - Just... - Yeah, man. 282 00:10:31,677 --> 00:10:33,276 She said you're, like, all up in here 283 00:10:33,278 --> 00:10:35,312 trying to serve people fish and strawberries, 284 00:10:35,314 --> 00:10:38,972 making it all, like, Mozart and Amadeus and whatnot. 285 00:10:39,217 --> 00:10:41,284 Yo, we're just trying to get turnt. 286 00:10:42,487 --> 00:10:45,622 Well, I didn't realize we were trying to get turnt. 287 00:10:46,088 --> 00:10:47,401 I can do turnt. 288 00:10:47,726 --> 00:10:49,532 What if we serve White Claws? 289 00:10:49,861 --> 00:10:50,865 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 290 00:10:50,898 --> 00:10:53,113 I got an idea that doesn't suck. 291 00:10:53,260 --> 00:10:54,765 How about everybody's got roller skates 292 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:57,308 and when you fall down, you gotta take a sip. 293 00:10:57,568 --> 00:10:58,581 Oh, yeah. 294 00:10:58,583 --> 00:11:00,015 - That'd be awesome. - Yeah. 295 00:11:00,017 --> 00:11:01,517 Right, right. 296 00:11:01,519 --> 00:11:04,520 Oh, and we could also hand out colored wigs. 297 00:11:04,522 --> 00:11:06,199 Oh, yeah. Smart. 298 00:11:06,515 --> 00:11:07,890 Yo, don't write that down. 299 00:11:07,892 --> 00:11:09,091 That's, like, a bad idea... 300 00:11:09,093 --> 00:11:10,759 oh, you're just pretending. 301 00:11:10,761 --> 00:11:11,814 Yeah, it's all good. 302 00:11:13,331 --> 00:11:15,965 Dina, come on. Just tell me where Amy is. 303 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:16,966 The Easter Bunny doesn't talk. 304 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:19,717 No, I know, and that's very convenient for her. 305 00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:20,817 You're in the shot. 306 00:11:20,818 --> 00:11:23,276 Okay, Janet, relax. You're not Anne Geddes. 307 00:11:23,788 --> 00:11:27,123 All right, fine. Then we will do it this way. 308 00:11:27,325 --> 00:11:29,892 Thank you so much. Happy Easter. 309 00:11:29,894 --> 00:11:31,156 Look away, kids. 310 00:11:32,664 --> 00:11:33,665 Oh. 311 00:11:33,832 --> 00:11:34,903 Hi, Brett. 312 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,099 What... 313 00:11:37,101 --> 00:11:38,187 Amy? 314 00:11:39,103 --> 00:11:41,571 Oh, what, you actually thought I'd get in that suit? 315 00:11:41,573 --> 00:11:42,738 I've been hiding in my truck. 316 00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:44,240 That thing's soaked in urine. 317 00:11:46,963 --> 00:11:50,444 Every millennium has one party that craps bombs 318 00:11:50,445 --> 00:11:52,679 on every other party that millennium. 319 00:11:52,681 --> 00:11:57,284 This time, that party is Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Cheyfest. 320 00:11:57,286 --> 00:12:01,288 Musical acts, fire eaters, cryotherapy, 321 00:12:01,290 --> 00:12:03,990 a hawk, fog and foam, 322 00:12:03,992 --> 00:12:07,527 surprises, expected things, diversity, 323 00:12:07,529 --> 00:12:09,095 and all your favorite 324 00:12:09,097 --> 00:12:11,765 celebrities... 325 00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:13,066 Cheyfest 2020. 326 00:12:13,068 --> 00:12:15,135 Get destroyed! 327 00:12:17,313 --> 00:12:18,759 Isn't it great? 328 00:12:19,282 --> 00:12:20,381 Yeah, no, I... 329 00:12:20,851 --> 00:12:23,098 I love that it's just a mishmash of random stuff. 330 00:12:23,099 --> 00:12:25,620 You know, just weird chaos. No theme at all. 331 00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:28,346 Oh, I thought the theme was "crap bombs on other parties." 332 00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:30,859 - Yeah, it is. I said it in the video. - Yeah. 333 00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:33,550 Need some glasses for your ears now too, old man? 334 00:12:35,151 --> 00:12:36,765 Okay, I love all these ideas, 335 00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:38,667 but how are you guys gonna get all this stuff? 336 00:12:38,669 --> 00:12:40,669 Bo can borrow his grandma's car. 337 00:12:40,671 --> 00:12:42,203 No, I mean logistically. 338 00:12:42,205 --> 00:12:44,339 It's just... all this stuff you're promising sounds... 339 00:12:45,942 --> 00:12:48,710 Sounds super litty. 340 00:12:49,448 --> 00:12:50,510 - Cool. - Yeah. 341 00:12:50,511 --> 00:12:53,540 And if you want, we can also do the fish and strawberries. 342 00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:55,303 I never said fish and strawberries. 343 00:12:55,785 --> 00:12:58,267 I just think it's a little weird 344 00:12:58,268 --> 00:13:00,244 that you felt you had to hide the interview from me. 345 00:13:00,245 --> 00:13:02,708 I just didn't wanna get into some big discussion 346 00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:05,630 about how we do it or what it meant. 347 00:13:05,631 --> 00:13:09,279 I mean, I figure I'm not gonna get the job anyway, and I was right. 348 00:13:09,405 --> 00:13:10,722 I mean, I don't think they liked it 349 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,691 when I basically accused them of being racist. 350 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,654 Yeah, well, you're better off. 351 00:13:15,107 --> 00:13:17,574 Yeah, and who wants to go to California anyway? 352 00:13:17,576 --> 00:13:19,134 It's just, like, pretentious Florida. 353 00:13:19,154 --> 00:13:21,828 Ugh, totally. And the way they manage their water resources? 354 00:13:21,829 --> 00:13:22,982 Get out of here, California. 355 00:13:22,983 --> 00:13:24,491 And their nice weather? 356 00:13:24,492 --> 00:13:26,516 Just... it makes you soft. 357 00:13:26,518 --> 00:13:27,795 - Pass. - Hello. 358 00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:30,287 Yeah, this is Amy. 359 00:13:36,695 --> 00:13:38,695 You got the job? 360 00:13:39,104 --> 00:13:40,644 I got the job. 361 00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:43,366 Look, Sandra, I gotta say something here. 362 00:13:43,368 --> 00:13:45,502 You know you don't have to adopt that child... 363 00:13:45,504 --> 00:13:47,259 man, really, 364 00:13:47,386 --> 00:13:48,547 he's a full-grown man... 365 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,170 just because Glenn wants you to. 366 00:13:50,343 --> 00:13:51,353 I just feel bad 367 00:13:51,355 --> 00:13:52,888 because he seems like a good kid 368 00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:54,490 and he doesn't have parents, you know? 369 00:13:54,492 --> 00:13:55,933 Yeah, but he could have kids. 370 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,594 So what have I gotta do 371 00:13:58,596 --> 00:14:01,463 to put that boy into your home today, huh? 372 00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,105 You know, Glenn, 373 00:14:03,534 --> 00:14:05,534 I really, really wanna be a mom 374 00:14:05,536 --> 00:14:08,275 and I'm definitely planning to adopt, 375 00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:11,240 but I wasn't planning to do it today. 376 00:14:11,511 --> 00:14:13,175 Oh, no. Of course not, no. 377 00:14:13,177 --> 00:14:16,809 Adoption isn't that simple. It can be a long process. 378 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:18,149 But as a first step, 379 00:14:18,151 --> 00:14:19,550 I was able to work my connections 380 00:14:19,552 --> 00:14:20,684 with the foster agency, 381 00:14:20,686 --> 00:14:23,320 and they can arrange for Tony to sleep at your house 382 00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:24,388 starting tonight. 383 00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:25,414 Oh. 384 00:14:27,593 --> 00:14:29,226 It's good to have connections. 385 00:14:29,228 --> 00:14:30,929 You know, Glenn, you can't expect her 386 00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:33,818 to take this kid into her home without talking to Jerry first, 387 00:14:33,819 --> 00:14:34,851 right, Sandra? 388 00:14:34,853 --> 00:14:37,668 Yeah, I should really discuss this with him. 389 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:40,210 Oh. Yeah, absolutely. 390 00:14:40,378 --> 00:14:42,044 Why don't you call him now? 391 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:43,493 Oh, now? 392 00:14:44,462 --> 00:14:46,189 Um, okay. 393 00:14:50,702 --> 00:14:52,112 Hi. It's me. 394 00:14:52,737 --> 00:14:56,445 Glenn wants us to adopt a 17-year-old and his sharks. 395 00:14:57,409 --> 00:14:59,522 Uh-huh. Three of them. 396 00:15:00,545 --> 00:15:01,618 Yep, you're right. 397 00:15:02,145 --> 00:15:03,146 I'll tell him. 398 00:15:03,148 --> 00:15:04,157 Thanks. 399 00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:09,018 He's okay with it. 400 00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:11,087 Are you sure? 401 00:15:11,269 --> 00:15:12,768 'Cause he could have said anything, 402 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,454 and we wouldn't know. 403 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,757 Yeah. 404 00:15:16,942 --> 00:15:19,325 They loved my passion and my story. 405 00:15:19,327 --> 00:15:21,327 Apparently, I have a story. 406 00:15:21,329 --> 00:15:23,496 And they're... they're gonna make me an offer. 407 00:15:23,976 --> 00:15:25,109 That's great. 408 00:15:25,111 --> 00:15:27,010 So what are you gonna tell 'em? 409 00:15:27,012 --> 00:15:30,614 I mean, a high-paying corporate job 410 00:15:30,616 --> 00:15:31,982 where I'll never have to say 411 00:15:31,984 --> 00:15:34,386 the words "raccoon carcass" again? 412 00:15:35,287 --> 00:15:36,920 I think I... 413 00:15:36,922 --> 00:15:38,538 I think I might take it. 414 00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:40,386 Oh. 415 00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:44,094 - What? - No, it's just I... 416 00:15:45,197 --> 00:15:47,164 A second ago, you seemed so annoyed 417 00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:49,633 by being treated like the token Latina. 418 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,324 Yeah, no, I mean... 419 00:15:52,738 --> 00:15:56,154 but at least they're thinking about diversity. 420 00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:57,922 That's a good thing, right? 421 00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,168 Do you even want to work there? 422 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,694 Yeah. 423 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,964 They liked my ideas, and I think I could... 424 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,432 I could make a difference. 425 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,634 For a billion-dollar corporation? 426 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,670 And for the people here. 427 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:15,306 Look, I know that that's what you want to do, 428 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,242 I get that, but... I mean, come on. 429 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,981 How often does that really happen? 430 00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:21,858 So what am I supposed to do, Jonah? 431 00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:25,803 Just stay the manager here forever? 432 00:16:27,536 --> 00:16:29,680 I've been here for 17 years. 433 00:16:30,982 --> 00:16:32,463 I don't have a degree. 434 00:16:32,464 --> 00:16:35,489 Or, like, family connections or, like, any other options. 435 00:16:35,490 --> 00:16:37,153 This is my chance. 436 00:16:39,591 --> 00:16:41,557 Honestly, I don't care why they're giving me the job. 437 00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:43,593 It's a good job, and... 438 00:16:45,363 --> 00:16:46,829 I'm gonna take it. 439 00:16:48,366 --> 00:16:49,732 Well, then... 440 00:16:52,671 --> 00:16:54,088 Congratulations. 441 00:16:54,812 --> 00:16:56,045 Thanks. 442 00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:03,733 Oh. Hey, Mateo, can I ask you something 443 00:17:03,735 --> 00:17:05,481 and promise not to freak out? 444 00:17:05,682 --> 00:17:06,903 - No. - Uh-huh. 445 00:17:06,905 --> 00:17:10,392 Okay, so if 500 people bought tickets to my party, 446 00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:12,246 how many do you think will actually show up? 447 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:13,914 Probably, like, 30, right? 448 00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:15,677 You sold 500 tickets? 449 00:17:15,863 --> 00:17:17,463 My friend Chloe reposted it, 450 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,963 so it really took off in the foot fetish community. 451 00:17:19,964 --> 00:17:22,589 - Chey, this is really bad. - Well, it's all your fault! 452 00:17:22,591 --> 00:17:24,925 You're supposed to be the responsible adult 453 00:17:24,927 --> 00:17:26,611 who talks me out of doing dumb stuff. 454 00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,266 You said my ideas were lame! 455 00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:30,866 They were, but mine were, like, too good. 456 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,014 Maybe it'll be okay though. 457 00:17:33,369 --> 00:17:34,601 Wait, is there a thing 458 00:17:34,603 --> 00:17:37,260 where if you promise something to someone 459 00:17:37,499 --> 00:17:38,505 and they pay for it, 460 00:17:38,507 --> 00:17:41,141 you have to give them the thing that you said? 461 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,200 Yes. 462 00:17:42,201 --> 00:17:44,111 - But, like, legally? - Yes. 463 00:17:44,113 --> 00:17:46,349 Oh, dang. I was hoping no. 464 00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:49,881 Hey. 465 00:17:49,882 --> 00:17:51,552 Did you hear Amy got that job? 466 00:17:51,554 --> 00:17:53,970 She's gonna be making so much more money than you. 467 00:17:53,971 --> 00:17:55,323 Yeah, well, she already does. 468 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,622 Yeah, but now she's really running up the score. 469 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:01,002 Anyway, she's gonna kill it out in California. 470 00:18:01,003 --> 00:18:02,229 I mean professionally. 471 00:18:02,231 --> 00:18:04,779 She's gonna take a major hit in the hotness rankings. 472 00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:07,047 So you're okay with Amy leaving? 473 00:18:07,048 --> 00:18:09,303 Me? Oh, no, I hate it. 474 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,471 I'm gonna go home and stress eat 475 00:18:10,473 --> 00:18:11,777 an entire jar of olives. 476 00:18:12,028 --> 00:18:14,069 But this is pretty huge for her. 477 00:18:14,797 --> 00:18:16,363 Yeah. Yeah. It is, yeah. 478 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,882 It's good that you're being so supportive. 479 00:18:18,883 --> 00:18:21,094 I went a different direction with it. 480 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,434 Really? Come on. 481 00:18:23,765 --> 00:18:26,353 You're a light-boned weakling who brings in no money. 482 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,173 I mean, if you're not emotional support for Amy, 483 00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:30,269 then what's the point of you? 484 00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:32,526 I mean, I've seen you drive. That's a mess. 485 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,028 - You can't grow facial hair. - Okay, I get it. 486 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,330 I think about you holding a hammer 487 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:37,498 and try not to laugh. 488 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,944 I'm picturing it now. 489 00:18:40,302 --> 00:18:43,003 I wish you could see this. You're really struggling. 490 00:18:46,509 --> 00:18:48,041 So I talked to Jerry, 491 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,680 and he said we could probably fit your shark tank 492 00:18:49,681 --> 00:18:51,512 in the kitchen if we take out the oven. 493 00:18:51,514 --> 00:18:52,533 Cool. 494 00:18:53,516 --> 00:18:54,681 Who's Jerry? 495 00:18:54,683 --> 00:18:55,896 He's your new dad. 496 00:18:55,897 --> 00:18:56,910 Oh. 497 00:18:58,187 --> 00:18:59,916 Can we stop at Panda Express? 498 00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:01,574 Sure. 499 00:19:05,528 --> 00:19:07,084 Mom, stop. 500 00:19:11,481 --> 00:19:12,507 Hey. 501 00:19:13,134 --> 00:19:14,234 What's going on here? 502 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,569 Some kid bit the butt 503 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,005 off every single one of these chocolate bunnies. 504 00:19:18,007 --> 00:19:19,554 Some future murderer I assume. 505 00:19:19,555 --> 00:19:21,137 Oh, 100%. 506 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:25,512 So I found a really great place for you. 507 00:19:25,514 --> 00:19:27,648 It's, like, 10 minutes away from Zephra, 508 00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:29,650 and it's right by a park so Parker could play 509 00:19:29,652 --> 00:19:32,553 and you could teach Emma to play chess. 510 00:19:32,555 --> 00:19:33,702 Once I teach you. 511 00:19:33,703 --> 00:19:36,839 Also, I found a couple options in Menlo Park. 512 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:37,765 Jonah. 513 00:19:37,766 --> 00:19:39,832 Apparently, the public transportation is really easy. 514 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,173 Jonah, what is this? 515 00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:42,850 What are you doing? 516 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,754 I'm... I'm getting on board. 517 00:19:46,735 --> 00:19:48,501 You've got a great opportunity here 518 00:19:48,502 --> 00:19:50,502 and I'm excited for you. 519 00:19:51,507 --> 00:19:53,293 So you don't think I'm selling out. 520 00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:54,983 I think you're right. 521 00:19:56,011 --> 00:19:57,244 You gotta do this. 522 00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:02,592 Well, I appreciate that. 523 00:20:03,185 --> 00:20:04,618 Because there's so much to think about. 524 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,853 I mean, there's the kids and... 525 00:20:08,524 --> 00:20:10,290 What am I gonna do about Emma's school? 526 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:13,599 And then there's this guy that I'm seeing in St. Louis. 527 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,363 Well, maybe... 528 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,669 that guy you're seeing should just... 529 00:20:21,704 --> 00:20:23,070 go with you. 530 00:20:25,045 --> 00:20:26,116 Oh. 531 00:20:26,575 --> 00:20:27,627 Wow. 532 00:20:27,816 --> 00:20:29,122 You mean, like... 533 00:20:29,745 --> 00:20:32,512 like, he would just move to California? 534 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:33,747 For me? 535 00:20:33,749 --> 00:20:35,382 Yeah, I mean, well... 536 00:20:35,384 --> 00:20:36,750 you know, why should you be the only one 537 00:20:36,752 --> 00:20:39,119 who gets a taste of that sweet public transpo? 538 00:20:39,121 --> 00:20:41,722 Yeah, but their water resource management is... 539 00:20:41,724 --> 00:20:43,156 I can overlook it. 540 00:20:45,261 --> 00:20:46,326 Okay. 541 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,841 Yeah. 542 00:20:49,066 --> 00:20:51,776 Let's... let's move to California together. 543 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,136 Let's do it. 544 00:20:56,138 --> 00:20:57,204 And just to be clear, 545 00:20:57,206 --> 00:21:00,307 when you say "this guy you're dating in St. Louis," 546 00:21:00,309 --> 00:21:02,576 that's me, right, because if you're seeing somebody else, 547 00:21:02,578 --> 00:21:04,144 I'd prefer he not come with us. 548 00:21:08,692 --> 00:21:11,009 Okay. I was just... just checking.