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‐ Some of you must be thinking,

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"Wow, our manager
sure looks different today."

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It's a little joke
because, you know,

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I'm taking over for Amy, and‐‐

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oh, Jonah, I'm sorry.

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‐ It's fine.
You can say her name.

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I'm aware she still exists.

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‐ Okay, well, um,

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I promised Jerusha

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that I would not let the job
stress me out this time around.

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So instead of me
leading the meeting,

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why don't we all
lead the meeting together?

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‐ Cool, that seems much better
than you just giving us

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the information we need
to do our jobs.

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‐ Okay, Garrett,
just park the snark, okay?

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Who's got an announcement?

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‐ Oh, I got one.

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I saw a picture
of my great‐grandmother

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from the 1930s,

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and I realized, "Whoa.

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That's my type."

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‐ Well, that's...something.

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Mm‐hmm?

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‐ Last night,
Jerry fed a granola bar

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to one of Tony's sharks.

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‐ Whoa, what happened?

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‐ Nothing.

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‐ Cool.

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‐ Okay, Glenn, how about‐‐
hit us with one of yours.

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You know, a classic
manager announcement

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for the fans.

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‐ Yeah, okay.
All right.

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We need someone to replace me
as floor supervisor.

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So if you're interested,
let me know,

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'cause, you know,
it can lead to bigger things.

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Just look at Amy...
[stammers]

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Jonah.
‐ It's fine, seriously.

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‐ No, no.

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It's my first meeting,

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and already,
I'm upsetting everyone.

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And now I'm stressed,

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and I promised Jerusha
that, if this should happen,

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I would remove myself
from the situation.

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‐ Twice.

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They made him
the manager twice.

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[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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‐ [exhales] I'm so glad
we're repainting your office.

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Okay, which do you
like better:

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Seawater or Dusty Mint?

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‐ Oh, um...

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well, they're both
so different.

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You know what?
Why don't you pick?

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You know, in fact,

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maybe I'll start
leaning on you to make

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some executive decisions
around here.

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You know, anything to help out
with the old stress.

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‐ Executive decisions.

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Yes, I guess I could see myself

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calling some of the shots
around here.

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Sort of like the Evita
to your Juan Perón.

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Patti LuPone version,
obviously, not Madonna.

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‐ Oh, oh, oh.
Uh‐huh.

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So what do you think
about the paint?

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‐ Seawater.
Dusty Mint is garbage.

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‐ Yeah, yeah.

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I mean,
Dusty Mint stinks.

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Get out of here.
You stink.

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[chuckles]

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‐ That was Seawater.

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‐ Oh.

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Well, tell your friend.

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‐ Hey, excuse me?

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‐ Oh, hey,
you're Sandra's child.

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‐ Tony.
We met before.

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‐ Of course, man.

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She shows me pictures
of you all the time.

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Congratulations on being
a part of clean plate club.

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‐ Thanks, bro.

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So, um, can you unlock
that case for me?

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‐ Yeah, totally.

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Um, I just need to get a key.

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Tony is in the store,

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and he would like me
to open up the condom case.

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‐ Jerry and I knew
this day would come.

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‐ Yes, ever since you
very recently adopted him.

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‐ Well, I guess it's good
that he's being safe.

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You can open it.
‐ Okay.

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‐ And actually,

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maybe you could

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talk to him about
sex and stuff.

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‐ Yeah, no,
I'm not gonna do that.

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‐ Oh, please, Garrett?

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I just wanna make sure
he's really ready

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and he's doing it
for the right reasons.

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You know how teenage boys
don't wanna talk to their moms,

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and Jerry tried,
but he's so sexually specific.

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‐ Look, I'll open the case
'cause that's my job,

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but that's it.

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And by specific
do you mean anatomically?

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You know what?
I don't wanna know.

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‐ Oh, hey, uh, Glenn?

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‐ Hmm?

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‐ I've been thinking about it,

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and I wanna apply
for the floor supervisor job.

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‐ Oh, Jonah, that's wonderful.

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‐ Yeah, yeah, I just figured
I have some time on my hands.

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You know, why not
throw myself into work?

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‐ Oh.
‐ Right.

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Right, right, right.

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Try to pick up the pieces
of your shattered life.

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It's worth a try.
‐ Yeah.

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‐ I was gonna say,

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just because
I'm not moving to California

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doesn't mean I can't
move forward with my life.

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‐ You as floor supervisor.

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I mean, I guess
you are a functioning adult,

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unlike the last guy.

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No offense, Glenn.
‐ [laughs sarcastically]

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Yeah, watch out.

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I'm gonna zing you back.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Okay, here comes the heater.

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Um...

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we'll do it later.

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‐ Right, so anyway,
I was just gonna say,

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I have a bunch of great ideas.

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Like, for instance,

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what if we gave walkie‐talkies
to all the zone captains

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so we don't have to hike
all over the store?

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‐ Oh, that's interesting.
‐ Right?

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Yeah, and to be honest,
there are a lot of policies

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that could be updated
or changed altogether.

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‐ Or we could not change

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any of the carefully
thought out policies

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I've been honing
for the past decade.

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Also,
we only have eight walkies,

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and I need four backups.

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‐ Right, but we could
just buy more walkies.

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‐ Oh, the DX49Ls?

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They discontinued them
seven years ago.

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‐ Yeah.
‐ Good luck, buddy.

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[laughing] This guy.

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"Can we just order
more DX49Ls?"

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It's like, "Good luck, buddy.

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They were discontinued
seven years ago."

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‐ Yeah, well, anyway,
obviously,

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that idea was a little
too out of the box, but...

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‐ Yeah.
‐ But I'm just saying,

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it couldn't hurt to shake
things up a little bit here.

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‐ Okay.

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‐ Anyway, just wanted to let
you know that I am interested.

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‐ Great.
‐ Noted.

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‐ Yeah.
‐ Thank you.

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‐ Well, there's one thing
off my plate.

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‐ No way.

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I don't want a floor supervisor

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who's gonna be
constantly contradicting us,

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poking holes
in our perfect system.

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Just leave it with me.
I'll find someone else.

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‐ No, we've got Jonah.

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Dina, you are‐‐um.

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‐ Oh, is the zinger coming?

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‐ You broke my rhythm, so...

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your loss.

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‐ So Jonah wants to be
the new floor supervisor.

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‐ Oh, cool.

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‐ Yeah, I guess I just hoped
that someone else would

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throw their hat
in the ring, you know?

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Someone chill.

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Someone who isn't a white male
that reeks of privilege.

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‐ Yeah, but it's hard,
though, right?

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'Cause of, like,
systemic stuff.

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‐ Mm, true that, true that.

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I just feel like there
has to be a better choice.

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Someone who's
been here forever.

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Someone who's style
is always on point.

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‐ Hmm.

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Oh, how about Brett?
His new boots are dope.

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‐ Nope, no, no.

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I think it has to
be a woman‐‐

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of color, who is also...

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young.

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‐ Oh, hey.
You know what?

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Maybe I should apply.

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‐ Yes, Cheyenne.

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I was laying it on
pretty thick.

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‐ Thank you, bro.

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‐ Yeah, man.
No problem.

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‐ Yo, so are any of these,
like, reusable?

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‐ Reusable?
Uh, no.

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‐ Oh.

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‐ [sighs]

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Hey, uh, if you have
any questions about this stuff,

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I'm happy to talk
to you about it‐‐

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or not.

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‐ Actually, yeah, I've got
a buttload of questions.

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‐ That's a lot.

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‐ She's got a ton
of experience,

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she did Cloud 9 Academy,

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and she'll do
whatever we ask of her

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without bringing her own
creative take to everything.

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‐ I know,
but Jonah is so smart.

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He'll say stuff like,
"Here's the thing,"

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and, boy, do I buckle up
for the thing.

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‐ I get that, but, look,
we can get Cheyenne now, okay?

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Do you order the hamburger

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when there's a steak
on the menu?

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‐ Sometimes,

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'cause of the cutting.

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‐ Okay, listen.

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ultimately, it is your call,

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and if you choose
Jonah over Cheyenne

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and crush her‐‐

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because she views you
as a father figure‐‐

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so be it.

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‐ [stammers wordlessly]

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We're having an election.

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Both Jonah and Cheyenne
wanna be floor supervisor.

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So we're gonna
let the people decide.

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‐ The people?

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Glenn, the people are idiots.

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[people grumbling]

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Well, don't look
at me like that.

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You know.

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‐ Yeah.

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‐ I'm not just gonna be
assigning shifts.

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I wanna be here for you guys.
I wanna listen, you know?

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What do you guys wanna see
in the store?

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‐ Well, I make these cat toys
out of tampon applicators,

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and I was thinking
about selling them here.

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‐ Uh‐huh, uh‐huh.

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Yeah, yeah.
I hear you.

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You know, and it's
these kind of dialogues‐‐

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‐ Damn, he's good.

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‐ Oh, he's just campaigning.
You could do that.

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Just play politics.

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Say good things about yourself.
Say bad things about Jonah.

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Make some promises.

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‐ Yeah,
but if I promise things,

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won't I have to do those things
once I'm elected?

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‐ God, no.
‐ Why not?

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‐ No one knows.
You just don't.

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America rules.

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‐ Their stuff is nice.

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Our stuff, disgusting.

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So be a gentleman.
Go with the lights out.

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‐ Cool.

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What if you're
watching a movie?

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Do you turn it off?

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‐ Mm, you can keep watching it.

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You just wanna make sure
it's not a really sad movie.

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You know, you don't wanna
be going at it,

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and then, all of a sudden,

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Macaulay Culkin gets stung
by a bunch of bees and dies.

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‐ I don't know who that is,
but okay.

257
00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,779
‐ Mm, oh, and also,

258
00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,323
afterwards,
you can call her an Uber,

259
00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,617
but wait until she asks.

260
00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,327
‐ My girlfriend
rides a skateboard.

261
00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,495
‐ Oh, dope.

262
00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,663
Even better.

263
00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,248
So anything else?

264
00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,708
‐ Um...

265
00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,084
how do you know
if you're in love?

266
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,004
‐ [chuckles]

267
00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,506
Well, how much time
do you have?

268
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,216
‐ School starts
at 8:00 tomorrow.

269
00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,134
‐ Cool.

270
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,677
I think that's enough time.

271
00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,637
Let's get into it.

272
00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:17,015
‐ Oh, just a heads‐up:
Carol asked for the day off,

273
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,641
but she didn't really have
a good reason.

274
00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:19,684
So I used
my executive authority

275
00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,352
and said no.

276
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,188
‐ Oh...okay.

277
00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,857
Hey, listen,
when I said I wanted help,

278
00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,484
you know, making decisions,

279
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,027
I meant smaller decisions.

280
00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,029
‐ Glenn, if you're gonna
lean on me, lean on me.

281
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,698
You're way too busy to be
wasting your time with Carol.

282
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,201
‐ Yeah, well,
I guess I am busy.

283
00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,911
‐ Yeah, I told her you're
not even up for talking

284
00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,579
'cause you just had
a big fight with Jerusha.

285
00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,581
‐ A fight with Jerusha?

286
00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,500
We never fight.

287
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,043
We swallow our anger,

288
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,252
and then it comes out later

289
00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:48,797
as quiet burps
while we're driving.

290
00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,383
‐ You take away my break,
and I'll run you over

291
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,219
with your stupid hybrid car!

292
00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:58,056
‐ Cheyenne, did you tell people

293
00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,349
I was gonna take away
their breaks?

294
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,559
‐ Yeah, Dina told me
if I said that to people,

295
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,852
they wouldn't vote for you.

296
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,188
Plus my friend K‐Fai
works at Olive Garden...

297
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,356
[loudly]
And if I'm elected,

298
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,566
she's gonna bring us
free breadsticks.

299
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,609
Oh, and also,

300
00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,319
I promise to get
the best scientists

301
00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:13,822
to work really hard
on a COVID vaccine.

302
00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:14,906
‐ What?

303
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,032
Oh, come on, that's‐‐

304
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,450
there is no way
she can do that‐‐

305
00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:18,743
the vaccine thing.

306
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,870
The breadsticks part, maybe.
I don't know.

307
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,914
‐ I just wanna say
I fully endorse Jonah.

308
00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,124
‐ Thank you, Marcus.

309
00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:25,291
‐ He's my best friend,

310
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,876
and if he loses this
like he lost Amy,

311
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,419
he's gonna drive off
a frickin' bridge.

312
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,587
‐ No, no.

313
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,880
You should vote for us

314
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,423
based on things
we can actually do.

315
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,134
Like, Nia, you're new here.

316
00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,093
Is there anything
you've noticed

317
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,094
that we could do differently?

318
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,929
‐ I like the breadsticks thing.

319
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,222
‐ Thank you.
‐ Yeah.

320
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,223
‐ Okay.

321
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,600
Well, then I will
also get you breadsticks.

322
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,601
‐ Yeah!
‐ Yes!

323
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,936
‐ That's my boy!

324
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,312
Better luck next time, bridge.

325
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,774
‐ So I talked to Tony.

326
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,277
‐ You did?
Aww, thanks, Garrett.

327
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,028
‐ Yeah, no problem.
You know, he's a good kid.

328
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,281
You know,
it was actually really cute.

329
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,908
He asked how he would know
when he's in love.

330
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,953
‐ Oh, I'm sorry.
That must have been tough.

331
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,788
‐ Why would you say that?

332
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,540
‐ Just seemed like you
were more of a hookup guy,

333
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:06,833
not really a love guy.

334
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:07,959
So, you know,

335
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,752
might've been hard
to know what to say.

336
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,005
‐ [chuckles]
Come on, seriously?

337
00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,464
I've been in love before.

338
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,800
‐ Oh, no.

339
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,510
I mean, like,
with a real woman.

340
00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,012
Not, like, with "Tomb Raider."

341
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,471
‐ No, real women.

342
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,265
‐ Okay.

343
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,558
My mistake.

344
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,269
‐ I have.
‐ Okay.

345
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,979
‐ It's true.

346
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,231
‐ O‐‐
‐ Don't say okay.

347
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,943
‐ Mm‐hmm.

348
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,320
‐ [quietly] Come on.

349
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,488
‐ ♪ You say
you'll never be mine ♪

350
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,781
‐ [sniffs]

351
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,325
‐ ♪ Darling,
there'll come a time ♪

352
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,451
♪ I'll taste all the love
that you been‐‐ ♪

353
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,787
‐ Hey! Didn't realize
you were a fellow boob man.

354
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,414
Nice.

355
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,875
‐ Yeah, why didn't you tell us
you were bonkers for honkers?

356
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:51,711
‐ I'm sorry.
Are you guys talking to me?

357
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:54,047
‐ Dina and Cheyenne sent out
the photo of you at Hooters.

358
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,506
‐ Found it on Facebook.

359
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,967
Here, I'll put it
on the screen for you.

360
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,969
[people chuckle and murmur]

361
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,680
‐ What is‐‐is this
supposed the be a scandal?

362
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,849
That five or six years ago,
I went to a restaurant?

363
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,517
‐ No, the scandal is

364
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,478
that Mr. Feminist
can't even eat a chicken wing

365
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,688
without being around
half‐naked women.

366
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,815
‐ I was only there because it
was a friend's birthday party.

367
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,984
And they made us
pose with them.

368
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,319
And they're not half‐naked.

369
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,071
They're wearing shorts
and a T‐shirt.

370
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:20,448
‐ Ah, too much clothing
for this horndog.

371
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:23,326
‐ Yeah, and if Jonah is lying
about being a feminist,

372
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,453
we can't trust him
about anything.

373
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,871
‐ Good point.
Doesn't she raise a good point?

374
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,623
‐ Guys, come on.
This is ridiculous.

375
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,793
This has nothing to do with‐‐
I'm a feminist, okay?

376
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:35,588
And I don't even like wings.
I ordered the caprese salad.

377
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,882
‐ Hooters had a caprese salad
on the menu?

378
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,801
‐ They made it special for me.

379
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,219
‐ Come on, man.
‐ Ew.

380
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,804
‐ Oh, wow.
Do you hear yourself?

381
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,389
‐ The worst part of the story.

382
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:52,105
‐ Hey, Glenn.
‐ Hmm?

383
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,732
‐ You holding up, okay?
‐ Yeah, sure am.

384
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,776
I mean, as good as I can be,

385
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,404
you know,
after the fight with Jerusha.

386
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,196
‐ Mm‐hmm.

387
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,283
‐ Yep, she said
some bathroom words.

388
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,492
‐ Oh.

389
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:07,412
‐ She threw
a mustard jar at me.

390
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,914
It left a bruise...

391
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,124
on my thigh.

392
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,543
So you can't see it‐‐

393
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,919
I mean, unless, you know,

394
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,379
we were to go swimming,

395
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,381
but it'll be gone
by pool season.

396
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,342
So, you know, you won't even
be able to see it then,

397
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:25,680
but it will have been there
in the past,

398
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,598
which is now.

399
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,350
‐ Jerusha. What a bitch.

400
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,060
‐ Uh‐huh.

401
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:31,936
‐ Hey, Glenn.
‐ Hm?

402
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:33,646
‐ You remember
when I dated that girl Alex

403
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:34,897
that worked here?

404
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,566
‐ Uh, oh, yeah, of course.

405
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,235
‐ Can you please tell Sandra
that we were in love

406
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,445
and not just hooking up?

407
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,529
I mean, we hung out
all the time.

408
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,614
Remember?
‐ Oh‐‐oh, yeah, yeah.

409
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,616
You guys were joined at the hip
for a while, there.

410
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,119
‐ Thank you.
‐ Became a problem though

411
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,496
'cause he was also seeing
Candace from pharmacy.

412
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,040
‐ Okay, we don't need
to get into that.

413
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,499
‐ So you were in love,

414
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,376
but you were also
dating someone else.

415
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,212
‐ Yes, and then Alex found out
about Candace,

416
00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:01,215
and then they refused to work
the same shifts together.

417
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,760
I'm getting stressed
just talking about it.

418
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,595
I'm gonna go call Jerusha.

419
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,763
[gasps]

420
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,930
Don't tell Carol.

421
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,140
And if she asks,

422
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,601
you saw my thigh bruise,

423
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,102
and it was hideous.

424
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,896
All thanks to Mateo.

425
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,982
‐ Garrett,
this isn't a big deal.

426
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,692
You got plenty of time
to find love.

427
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,694
You're only what, 32?

428
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:22,695
‐ I'm 40.

429
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,865
‐ Oh.

430
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:29,577
Well...okay.

431
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,620
Huh.

432
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:35,750
Okay.
[sighs]

433
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,960
‐ I don't see what
the big deal is here, okay?

434
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,295
Those girls have it great.

435
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,130
They get to eat wings
and wear shorts.

436
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,173
I would give Jonah
a lap dance in a second

437
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,424
if I got that gig.

438
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,510
‐ The problem
is that Hooters promotes

439
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,970
a misogynistic belief system
that women are sex objects

440
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,973
whose primary function is
to literally serve men, so...

441
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,517
‐ Yeah, and don't
make owls pervy.

442
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,643
‐ Yeah.

443
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,435
‐ No, you know what this is?

444
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,479
This is cancel culture
run amok.

445
00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,358
You guys can't cancel Jonah for
something he did six years ago.

446
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,610
‐ Okay, but what if
he murdered an entire family

447
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,445
and danced with their entrails
six years ago?

448
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,571
Could we cancel him for that?

449
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,407
‐ Well, have his views evolved
since doing that?

450
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,327
‐ Okay, look, guys, let's not
make this about cancel culture.

451
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,247
‐ Come on, man.
Help me help you.

452
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:16,082
‐ Mateo just tried to fire me.

453
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,750
‐ She gave someone
a rewards discount

454
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,377
when they didn't have
a Cloud 9 card.

455
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:22,380
‐ He's been yelling at people
all day like he runs the store.

456
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,048
He is not allowed
to fire me, is he?

457
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,341
‐ Actually, I am.

458
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,051
Glenn gave me
ultimate executive power.

459
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,511
Right, Glenn?

460
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,013
‐ Well, it's true
I gave him some authority‐‐

461
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,765
‐ See?
You're fired.

462
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:35,434
Oh, and you're not allowed
to shop here anymore.

463
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,145
‐ [gasps]
‐ Too awkward.

464
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,604
‐ [gasps]

465
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,731
‐ I mean, Hooters
isn't even the best one.

466
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,317
It's the most mainstream, sure,
but there's Tilted Kilt;

467
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:44,777
there's Twin Peaks.

468
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,863
‐ Mm, my friend Dave
has this underground spot

469
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,197
in his backyard

470
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,907
that's sort of a riff
on the same concept.

471
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,242
‐ Oh, that's cool.
‐ Yeah.

472
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,202
‐ Okay, how is any of this
relevant to deciding

473
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,537
who should be floor supervisor?

474
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,081
We should be talking about
actual issues.

475
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,416
‐ Ooh, yeah, like a debate.

476
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,585
‐ Yes, exactly.
Let's debate.

477
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,712
‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We don't need to do that, okay?

478
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,255
‐ Yeah, personally,
I'd rather keep talking

479
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,132
about boobs‐‐I mean,
if that's okay with the group.

480
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,425
‐ No.

481
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,593
‐ Why shouldn't we
have a debate?

482
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,595
‐ Well, I just feel like
your strength in your candidacy

483
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,930
lies in your charisma
as opposed to your...

484
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,348
ideas.

485
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:17,059
‐ Oh, so you think Jonah
has better ideas than I do?

486
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,644
‐ No!
No, I don't think that.

487
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,062
I just think
that your ideas are best

488
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,647
when they come from...

489
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,191
me.

490
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:28,529
‐ Oh, is that why you wanted me
to be floor supervisor?

491
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:31,449
So you can just
tell me what to do?

492
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,119
‐ So your buddy's yard‐‐
is it a full menu or tapas?

493
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,495
‐ Just so you know,

494
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,664
I would be a great
floor supervisor, okay?

495
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,833
I've been here forever,
I get along with everybody,

496
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,961
and I know who's boned who
and who can't work together.

497
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,963
And I do have good ideas.

498
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,592
For instance, I think we should
stagger our shift start times

499
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,510
so we're not all
clocking in at once.

500
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:52,929
And at checkout,

501
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,306
we should have go‐back carts
for each department.

502
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,434
And every zone captain
should have a walkie‐talkie.

503
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,603
‐ I actually said the same‐‐

504
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,604
never mind.

505
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:02,480
I respect women.

506
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:03,731
I don't interrupt them.

507
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:04,607
‐ Honestly,

508
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,025
people shouldn't vote for me

509
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,694
just because Jonah's some
boob‐crazed white guy, okay?

510
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,279
People should vote for me

511
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,823
because I would be
[bleep] awesome.

512
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,034
[all murmuring]
‐ Wow, that's pretty good.

513
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,577
‐ [chuckling] Yeah.
‐ Well said.

514
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,038
Except‐‐just, I'm not crazed,
you know?

515
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,123
Boobs are not even
the first thing that I notice.

516
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,875
‐ What is?

517
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,210
‐ [stammers]
Personality.

518
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,670
‐ This guy.

519
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,673
‐ What?

520
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,180
‐ Hey.

521
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,098
‐ Oh, hey.

522
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,851
‐ Listen, I was wrong to assume
you would just be my puppet.

523
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,020
I think sometimes
I still see you

524
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,773
as that teenager that started
working here part time,

525
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,025
turning our regular apples
into bongs,

526
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,319
but now I see
that you have turned

527
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,197
into a very strong,
independent person.

528
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,408
‐ Well, thank you, Dina.

529
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,076
‐ And that's why I can
no longer support you.

530
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,452
I'm backing Marcus now.

531
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,121
Vote Marcus, everybody!

532
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,998
Cheyenne put cameras
in the bathrooms!

533
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,165
‐ What?
Dina!

534
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,792
‐ Seriously,
I'm so proud of you.

535
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,085
She just told me!

536
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,088
She watches everybody
number two!

537
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,215
‐ No, I don't.

538
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,887
‐ So I saw you gave Justine
another chance.

539
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,389
Not thrilled you went
against my wishes,

540
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,141
but I think
we can make it work.

541
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:23,894
She owes us everything now.
‐ Uh‐huh.

542
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,063
Oh, you don't need
to count these.

543
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,149
We should just give it
to Cheyenne.

544
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,567
She's my best friend
in the store.

545
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,861
It just makes sense for us
to run things together.

546
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,404
‐ Wha‐‐nuh‐uh!

547
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,323
No way, José.

548
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:36,240
I'm sorry.

549
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,409
I don't know
if that's offensive, but...

550
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,828
no more executive
decision making for you.

551
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,204
You've gone power mad.

552
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,748
‐ [chuckles]
You don't mean that.

553
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,166
You need me.

554
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,626
‐ As an assistant.

555
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:50,421
So starting tomorrow, you will
do what I tell you to do

556
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,757
and only when I
tell you to do it.

557
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,759
‐ Glenn, I don't think
that's a good‐‐

558
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,762
‐ No, no, unless
I specifically assign you work,

559
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,306
you're just gonna
have to sit in your office

560
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:03,684
and text your friends and read
those celebrity magazines.

561
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,019
You got it?

562
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,104
‐ Well, I‐‐

563
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,606
I guess I have no choice.

564
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,608
‐ Mm‐hmm.

565
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,193
‐ The thing is,

566
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,986
I don't have
that much phone data.

567
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:16,739
‐ Then I will add you
to my family plan!

568
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,451
‐ Understood.
Understood.

569
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,453
‐ Oh, hey, great.
You're still here.

570
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,997
‐ My girlfriend's meeting me.
She had an oboe lesson.

571
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:27,833
‐ Ah, skateboarding oboist.
What an interesting young lady.

572
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,126
‐ Yeah, she's sick.

573
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,461
‐ So, listen.

574
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,463
Before, when we were
talking about love,

575
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,006
I gave you good advice, right?

576
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:34,965
Like, I knew what
I was talking about?

577
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,050
‐ Yeah, it was fine.

578
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,177
I mean, I kind of knew
most of what you were saying,

579
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,429
like, from movies or whatever,
but it's all good.

580
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,348
‐ Oh.

581
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,141
Maybe I'm not great
about talking

582
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,935
about this kind of stuff.

583
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,103
Doesn't mean anything.

584
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,689
I mean, sure, I haven't been
in a serious relationship

585
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:50,815
in a long time.

586
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:51,982
‐ Why?

587
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,239
‐ I don't know, man.

588
00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,740
Maybe...
[inhales deeply]

589
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,159
'Cause it's just safer
to keep things casual.

590
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,452
When you go deep,

591
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,829
you open yourself up
to all these feelings.

592
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,539
‐ What's wrong with feelings?

593
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,082
‐ Fair point.

594
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:13,170
Maybe I'm just self‐sabotaging,
like...

595
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,256
I'm scared to get invested
with someone

596
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,757
'cause I don't wanna get hurt.

597
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,551
‐ Did you get hurt before?

598
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,387
‐ [sighs]

599
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,764
I guess the first time
was eighth grade.

600
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,141
Gabby Pruitt.

601
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,267
She dumped me

602
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,810
and made out
with my best friend, Randy,

603
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,103
at the Rainforest Café.

604
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,271
Told everybody at school

605
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,189
that my breath smelled
like Warheads.

606
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,525
‐ Oh, I'm sorry.

607
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,028
‐ The votes have been counted!

608
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,614
And our new floor supervisor

609
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,116
in a landslide

610
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,284
is Cheyenne!

611
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,035
‐ Oh!
[laughs]

612
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,288
[applause]
Thanks, everyone.

613
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,582
And I do have an update
on the breadsticks.

614
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,333
They will be day‐olds,
but if you just microwave them

615
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,294
with a wet paper towel,
you can't tell the difference.

616
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,296
‐ Ooh.
[all murmuring approvingly]

617
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,714
‐ I'm sorry Jonah.

618
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,923
I know how much you wanted this
'cause of...

619
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,717
[whispering] A‐M‐Y

620
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,678
going to C‐A‐L‐I‐F‐‐

621
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,013
‐ Yeah, California.
Yeah, no, yeah.

622
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,014
Thank you, Glenn.
It's fine.

623
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,140
I'm fine.

624
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,392
I'm happy Cheyenne won,
you know?

625
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,853
She made a very compelling case
for herself.

626
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,688
So, yeah, not gonna ask

627
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,441
for a recount or anything.
[chuckles]

628
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,276
‐ I mean, if you insist,
I guess I could.

629
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,652
‐ No, no, I meant‐‐
I really‐‐

630
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,237
I literally meant...
‐ Oh, Cheyenne.

631
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,572
‐ It's not necessary,
‐ Cheyenne.

632
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,073
‐ No, yeah, we get it,
and it could go‐‐

633
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,241
‐ Cheyenne.
‐ Surprise.

634
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,743
‐ This is not
a contested election.

635
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:26,744
‐ ♪ Cheyenne ♪

636
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:27,745
‐ No way!
‐ Yes.

637
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:29,455
‐ Yeah, I think we all get it.
We all get it.