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‐ Quick COVID safety reminder:
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please stop asking
customers for gum.
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Actually,
that's not a COVID thing.
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You should probably
never do that.
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As many of you know,
today is my last day.
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And given
the crazy circumstances,
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Glenn has agreed
to step back in as manager.
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So, yay!
Glenn again!
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‐ Guys, let's look
on the bright side.
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At least we don't lose Jonah
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for another 13 days
and 11 hours.
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‐ Do you have my flight inf‐‐
Anyway, yes.
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Amy is heading out
with Parker and Emma now,
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and I'm gonna tie up
some loose ends,
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and then join her
in that amount of time.
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‐ I just can't believe
you're actually leaving.
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I thought you and me
were gonna work here
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till we got old
and died together.
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I mean, not here at the store.
But probably.
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‐ Nope, these two
are gonna die in California.
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Of old age, hopefully,
but who knows?
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I heard Long Beach
is a chlamydia pocket.
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‐ You don't die of chlamydia.
‐ Yeah.
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It just goes away on its own.
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‐ That is not true, Marcus.
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‐ Wow, you guys are gonna
go off into the sunset,
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together forever.
‐ Okay.
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‐ California's so lucky!
‐ Guys, we're just moving.
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‐ Yeah, I can see it‐‐
Jonah and Amy,
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old as hell
just sitting on a porch,
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looking out at the Golden Gate.
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You know, making out under the
light of the Hollywood sign.
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‐ I have map questions,
but nice.
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‐ You guys did it.
You beat the odds,
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and now you're gonna be
together forever‐‐
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‐ Okay, we're gonna be
in this meeting forever
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if you guys don't knock it off.
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So Sandra,
you're cleaning carts.
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‐ Her last time
handing out assignments!
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‐ Sarah, you're repricing
maternity wear in Softlines.
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‐ Her last time asking Sarah to
reprice maternity in Softlines.
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‐ Brett, if you could
please be...
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‐ This is history!
‐ On toilet duty‐‐Glenn!
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‐ All right, let's talk
going away party.
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I want to lower
your expectations.
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We have some mylar balloons,
no helium.
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‐ Hey, close the door.
‐ Oh, yeah.
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‐ So, this might be nothing,
but a couple days ago,
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I realized that
this turquoise ring
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I keep on my bedside
table disappeared.
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‐ Oh, so Emma
started stealing from you?
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For drugs probably.
‐ No, I‐I think Jonah took it.
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‐ For drugs.
‐ No, no drugs.
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I think he took it
to get my ring size.
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For an engagement ring.
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‐ Oh!
‐ Eh...
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‐ What is that?
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I thought you inexplicably
loved him.
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‐ I do, I do, I love him.
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I Just‐‐I just don't know
if we're there yet.
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I mean, I was already nervous
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about this big move
across the country,
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and now everybody's
talking about forever...
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‐ You don't have to get married
right away.
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Wait a couple years.
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Oh, we could have
a double wedding.
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The theme is winter lumber mill.
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It's not negotiable.
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‐ I'll think about it.
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It's just this move is a lot of
pressure on the relationship.
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And what if it doesn't work out?
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Jonah's uprooting
his whole life for me.
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‐ That may not be true.
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That place is a land of
liberal, small‐boned men
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who drink kombucha and collect
sea glass without shame.
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Chances are, Jonah would end up
in California eventually.
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‐ Yeah, yeah, you're right.
You're right.
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Maybe this isn't all about me.
I mean, get over yourself, Amy.
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And the ring‐‐
‐ Emma has a drug problem.
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‐ Okay, thank you.
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‐ Hey, do we think moccasins
are cultural appropriation?
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I feel like I can pull them off.
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And in a warm, dry climate,
you can rock mocs year‐round.
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‐ Rock mocs?
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California Jonah's
gonna be a lot.
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‐ Hey, so I know you're gonna
make fun of me or whatever,
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but I just wanted you to know
that I'm gonna miss you.
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‐ I'm gonna miss you too.
‐ Okay, there it is.
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Ha ha, I showed my emotions,
so I'm a loser.
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‐ No, man, I'm being serious.
You're a good guy.
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‐ Yeah, okay, all right.
Yeah, yeah.
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You know what
I'm not gonna miss?
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This‐‐this‐‐this whole
firing squad of sarcasm.
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‐ No, I'm being serious.
Look, it's been a crazy year.
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I've taken some stock
of my life,
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and I'm glad I got to know you.
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‐ Oh, wow.
Really?
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‐ Yeah.
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‐ Ah! Ha ha!
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You almost had me!
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- You, dude!
- You!
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‐ Come in.
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‐ Hey, hey, Matt‐‐ oh, wow!
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So cute and cozy in here!
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I bet this is what Santa's
toy workshop looks like.
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Well, not the main floor,
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but, you know,
payroll or something.
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‐ Thanks!
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Oh, by the way,
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thanks for keeping this little
assistant arrangement going.
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I know it's kind of unusual.
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‐ Of course,
and I won't change a thing,
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because I wanna help you too.
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And also I don't
totally understand
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what you and Amy came up with.
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‐ I appreciate it.
‐ Oh, now business.
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I was thinking of doing
a little slideshow
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for Amy's goodbye party,
and I was hoping that you could
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come up with some electronic
photos of her time here.
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You know the type of photos
I mean?
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Like, you can't hold them
in your hand.
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‐ I do.
And happy to.
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‐ Oh, hey!
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Maybe we could videotape people
saying goodbye to Amy,
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and then take those video clips
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and, like,
put them next to each other.
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Like, but when one would stop,
the other one would begin,
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sort of like a parade.
‐ Yes, I get it, yeah.
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Please stop.
This is hurting me.
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‐ Sandra, just a heads‐up,
with Amy leaving,
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you're on track to being
my best friend in the store.
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‐ Really?
‐ Yeah.
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Obviously, I'm not thrilled
with this situation,
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so I am interviewing
other candidates,
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but if I crap out, it's you.
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‐ Understood.
Good luck.
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‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Where are you going?
You're not done here.
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You think corona
just sticks to the handles?
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You think it plays
by your rules?
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Put some elbow grease into it,
for God's sake!
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What's wrong with you?
‐ Sorry, sorry.
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‐ Anyway, I'll keep you posted
on the best friend thing.
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‐ Hey, how's your
last day going?
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‐ Exhausting.
‐ Yeah?
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‐ Justine made me do a bunch of
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"Charlie's Angels" pictures
with her.
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Don't ask to see them.
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‐ It's gonna be hard to
leave this place, huh?
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‐ Plus, I have all these Zephra
forms I have to fill out.
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‐ Yeah, well, your mistake
was leaving with the job.
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I got nothing to sign.
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‐ Kinda makes it feel
very real, huh?
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‐ Yeah.
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‐ Can't believe I'm
moving out to California.
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Although part of me feels like
you probably
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would've ended up
out there anyway, right?
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‐ I don't know, I never really
thought about California.
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I always figured I might
end up back in Chicago.
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‐ Hmm.
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‐ Man, Zephra's life insurance
policy is incredible.
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The surviving spouse
makes out like a bandit.
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If you die, I'm set for life.
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‐ ‐ You better watch out.
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There's a lot of cliffs
out there, you know?
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Two of us go hiking,
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and we get a little
too close to the edge...
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Accidents happen, you know?
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If I don't shave,
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I could sell the whole
grieving husband thing‐‐
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‐ I don't think we really have
to talk about this right now.
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‐ Yeah, no, I'm‐‐
I was just joking.
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It just‐‐
‐ Yeah, no, I mean, I loved it.
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You know, the whole,
like, cliff thing.
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Aah! Ha! Dead!
Ha!
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I just, I have‐‐
‐ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, sing‐‐sign your papers.
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‐ Maybe not best friends,
right, but two levels down?
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Like we don't
go out to eat lunch,
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but sometimes we eat it
here together.
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‐ Mm, I don't really like
watching you eat.
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It's not that you're bad at it.
It's just‐‐small mouth.
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What would three levels
down look like?
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‐ We eat lunch
at different tables
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and kind of go, "'Sup?"
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‐ "'Sup?"
Okay, that'll be fun.
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I think that's
the right level for us.
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‐ Great, thanks.
‐ Thank you.
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'Sup?
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‐ To be honest, I'm not sure
what's going on with Amy.
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Things have felt off recently.
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Like, earlier, I made a joke,
and she just flipped out.
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‐ What was the joke?
‐ Nothing.
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It was just like
how I was gonna murder her.
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‐ Murder her?
‐ Yeah, like for insurance.
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‐ Guys who look like you
should not make jokes
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about murdering
their girlfriends.
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‐ I don't have
a murderer face, I don't.
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No one's ever
said that to me before.
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‐ Because they
don't wanna get murdered.
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‐ Okay, when I say "Amy,"
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what's a fun story
that springs to mind?
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‐ She once borrowed $30 from me
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so she could buy us
a 6‐foot party sub.
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Everybody said,
"Oh, thank you, sweet Amy!"
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She never paid me back.
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‐ I don't think
that's a very fun story.
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‐ Hey, Amy, it's so great that
you're going to "California."
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My sister went to "California,"
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and it really helped
turn her life around.
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‐ The main thing
I remember about Amy
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is her and Jonah
doing it on camera
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during that town hall meeting.
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Free live porn?
Uh, yes, please!
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‐ Good luck drying out in there.
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In "California."
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‐ What's your
favorite memory of Amy?
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‐ I just met her this morning,
so...
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today's my first day here.
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‐ Oh, wow, fun!
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Let's hear your hot take on Amy.
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‐ She seems... really nice.
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‐ Oh, could you be more
specific?
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‐ She's nice and...
short.
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‐ This is a mistake.
‐ Yeah, okay.
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It was nice meeting you guys.
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‐ Hey, are these all clean?
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‐ Yup, freshly sanitized.
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‐ Ugh, I hate the squeakers.
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Ooh, we got a curvy one.
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‐ Ma'am, if you could‐‐
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you're touching all of them,
it's just‐‐
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‐ Oh, this one's still warm.
Yikes.
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‐ Sorry.
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‐ Um...
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Hey, so I just
wanted to apologize
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for my joke earlier.
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You know where I stand on
violence against women.
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‐ Yes, I know,
you're against it, we're cool.
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‐ Okay, cool, 'cause you
seemed uncomfortable,
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and I don't wanna‐‐ ‐ Yeah.
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It wasn't‐‐ it wasn't that.
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Um... it's just...
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there's been a lot of talk
about our future lately,
245
00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,865
and it's just
a little overwhelming.
246
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:37,994
‐ Oh, uh... oh, I'm sorry.
I guess I'm just excited.
247
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,705
‐ No, me too!
I'm‐‐I'm excited too.
248
00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:43,583
It's just... don't you also
sort of feel like,
249
00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,710
"Aah, I'm drowning!
Ha ha!"
250
00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,213
‐ Mine's kind of
a purer excitement,
251
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,298
without the drowning part.
252
00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:53,301
‐ Yes‐‐just‐‐Jonah, please just
don't listen to me, okay?
253
00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:55,428
I don't‐‐
I'm spinning out today.
254
00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:58,473
I just‐‐the truth is,
I lost a ring
255
00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:01,476
and I thought you took it,
and I just, like‐‐
256
00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,561
I got scared that you were
thinking about, like,
257
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,730
proposing to me, and‐‐ ‐ Wow.
258
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,232
‐ What?
259
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,942
‐ I just‐‐I didn't realize
that the idea
260
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,861
of, um, marrying me
was so horrifying.
261
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:12,945
‐ No, no, that's not‐‐
262
00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:14,364
‐ No, I mean, I'm just‐‐
I'm surprised
263
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,241
because you asked me
to move out with you.
264
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:19,536
‐ I mean, well, technically
you offered to move with me.
265
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,995
‐ Seriously?
‐ And I love it!
266
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,373
I loved the idea of you
moving with me.
267
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,792
I just‐‐I didn't realize
that that meant
268
00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:29,254
everything was gonna move
so quickly.
269
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,648
‐ What are you‐‐what's‐‐
what are you doing?
270
00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,590
Where's‐‐
where is this coming from?
271
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,426
‐ It's just...
272
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,766
I married Adam
because I felt like I had to.
273
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,060
And that was
the wrong thing to do.
274
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:48,565
And I just feel like this move
is pushing us down this path,
275
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,359
and I don't think
we'd be talking about marriage
276
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,736
if I didn't get this job, right?
277
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,365
‐ I...
278
00:10:57,448 --> 00:11:00,451
No, yeah.
You're probably right.
279
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:04,581
Here is your ring back,
by the way.
280
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,042
Um, I'm gonna‐‐
I gotta get back to work.
281
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,795
I will see you, uh,
in a little bit.
282
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:23,474
‐ Oh, hey, I'm coming back here
to do some work.
283
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:27,019
‐ Uh‐huh, the old "I'll check
in the back for you" trick.
284
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,687
It's all good.
285
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,274
I kinda wanna hide away today
too‐‐it's been a rough one.
286
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:35,278
‐ Yeah‐‐oh, hey, I apologize
for Jonah's murder joke.
287
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,447
I've been a little generous
with my laughs.
288
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,157
I'm just, you know,
289
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,676
trying to make things nice
in these last couple weeks.
290
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,660
Guy's just amped up.
291
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,513
I'm sure he'll level out
once he gets out to California.
292
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,831
‐ Yeah, I mean, I'm not sure
293
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,416
that's even happening
anymore, but...
294
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:51,336
‐ What?
Dude.
295
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,755
‐ I think he's ready for
a much bigger step than I am.
296
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,340
He's talking about marriage.
297
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,966
‐ I mean, you can't be
that surprised
298
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,485
that the guy wants to
marry you, right?
299
00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,970
I mean, he's been in love
with you since day one.
300
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,056
You remember the whole
stars on the ceiling thing?
301
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,141
‐ Of course I remember.
I mean...
302
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,310
which, by the way,
I barely knew the guy.
303
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,853
It could've been
a little creepy.
304
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,272
‐ Oh, I totally see that.
It's a big swing.
305
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,066
‐ But you're right.
306
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:16,778
I mean, he's been all in
since day one,
307
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:21,866
and he has such a big heart
and he's a good person and...
308
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:25,370
God, I don't know
what I'm doing.
309
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:28,289
‐ Well, I'm sure
you'll figure something out.
310
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,999
‐ Thanks.
311
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,834
‐ I'm gonna play this game.
312
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,503
‐ Play away.
313
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,046
‐ Best friend?
Jeez!
314
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,090
I'm so thrilled
you thought of me.
315
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,758
‐ You're just
in the running, okay?
316
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,361
And with you, I'm mostly
interested in your ability
317
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,345
to donate any organs
I may need in the future.
318
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,013
‐ Well, I hope you don't
need a vagina,
319
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,474
- because I'll be using it.
- ‐
320
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,060
‐ Also, my kidneys aren't great.
321
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,188
‐ Hi, Amy.
It's Glenn.
322
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:58,403
I just wanted to say how very
proud I, Glenn, am of you.
323
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,989
‐ Sorry, Glenn.
Um, she can see you.
324
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,907
So you don't have to
keep saying your name.
325
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:06,327
‐ Oh, of course, right.
She'll know. Okay.
326
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:09,455
Hi Amy, it's me.
327
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,876
‐ Stop.
328
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,088
‐ Hey, there you are.
329
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,090
I've been looking for you.
330
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:23,344
I wanted to say
I'm sorry and I love you,
331
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,096
and I got you something.
332
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,270
‐ Aqua socks?
‐ Yeah.
333
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,938
Well, I wanted to
get you moccasins,
334
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,291
but the only pair
left in the store
335
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,115
is covered with what
I'm hoping is Silly Putty
336
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,294
and not something
from an animal.
337
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,236
But you get it.
338
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,571
‐ I‐I actually don't.
339
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,575
‐ It means
I'm excited about California,
340
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,327
and you and me and us
in California!
341
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:51,122
It's a gesture, Jonah.
I'm gesturing.
342
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,874
I'm doing the Jonah thing.
343
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,333
‐ Okay, so you're saying...
344
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:57,795
‐ I'm saying maybe I'm wrong,
and‐‐and‐‐and‐‐
345
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,118
and probably you're right,
and we should just get married.
346
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,508
Maybe not right away,
or, you know,
347
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,319
maybe not for a few years,
but then eventually‐‐
348
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,637
‐ Amy, Amy,
do you wanna marry me?
349
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,181
‐ Are you‐‐
350
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,159
‐ I'm not proposing to you.
I'm asking a question.
351
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,934
Do you wanna marry me?
Yes or no?
352
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,103
‐ I‐‐that's not a fair question!
353
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,998
‐ That's not fair?
I'm blowing my life up for you.
354
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,541
The least you could do
is answer the question.
355
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,609
Do you wanna marry me?
‐ I don't know!
356
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,444
‐ That's not answer!
Yes or no?
357
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,987
‐ Then no!
358
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,827
No, Jonah...
359
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:33,498
I don't know why I have to
make this decision right now.
360
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,374
Can't we just get to California
361
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,168
and then we'll just see
how it goes?
362
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,213
‐ I'm not coming to California.
‐ What?
363
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:43,174
‐ Amy, we've been together
for years.
364
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,968
We live together,
we work together,
365
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,512
we're raising Parker together.
366
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,389
I don't know
what else you need to know.
367
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:53,643
And I think I deserve a little
more than just see how it goes.
368
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,645
‐ Okay, then‐‐then‐‐
369
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,522
then don't come to California.
370
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,233
We can...
we can do long‐distance.
371
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,944
We'll Zoom date,
and you can have your couscous
372
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,655
and me with my Hot Pockets‐‐
‐ Amy.
373
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,031
‐ Please.
374
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,077
I don't wanna lose you.
375
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:14,747
‐ When we first met,
you told me that...
376
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:19,335
all your days felt the same,
and you felt trapped.
377
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:22,004
And I don't wanna be the reason
378
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:25,508
that you feel like that again.
379
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,510
‐
380
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,681
Jonah.
381
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,516
What if I'm wrong?
382
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:37,520
What if I get out there and I
realize that I made a mistake?
383
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,523
‐ I'm guessing
you'll know where to find me.
384
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:51,367
- ‐ Aqua socks, Amy?
- Aqua socks?
385
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,037
I hate you, 2020!
386
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,296
‐ And that's why
you're the best, Amy.
387
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,923
Yours, and warmest regards,
388
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,426
Glenn... Sturgis.
389
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:22,981
‐ Hi Amy, thanks for looking
out for me all these years.
390
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,318
You were kinda like
a second mom to me.
391
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,361
You taught me so much.
392
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:30,698
And now that you're moving away,
393
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,909
it's kinda like you're saying,
"Okay, Cheyenne,
394
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,535
"like, you know it all now.
395
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:37,079
You have nothing
left to learn."
396
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,518
‐ You know, for me, this has
always just been a job.
397
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,586
You know, a job I hated.
‐ What?
398
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,422
‐ I'd clock in, do as little
work as possible, clock out.
399
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,425
And that's still
gonna be the case, but...
400
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,111
I'm just gonna hate it a
little more without you here.
401
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,387
‐ Aww.
402
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,268
‐ Aww.
‐ Aww.
403
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,122
‐ Amy? I don't, uh...
it doesn't ring a bell.
404
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,397
There's an Amy that works here?
405
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,066
Cloud 9?
406
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,818
Just kidding.
Dumb joke.
407
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:11,447
Anyway, congrats.
You're awesome.
408
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,370
You're the best thing
that ever happened to me,
409
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,139
I love you,
blah blah blah blah blah.
410
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,686
I don't really
need to say goodbye,
411
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,665
so I will just say,
"See you in California."
412
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:21,874
Can't wait.
413
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,042
‐ Aww.
‐ Aww.
414
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,585
‐ Okay, my turn.
415
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,045
Shh, guys, best part!
416
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:29,674
Amy, you've done so much for me.
417
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,426
You gave me this job,
418
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,720
you've helped me through some...
419
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,932
some hard times.
And if it weren't for you,
420
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,809
I never would've
met my boyfriend.
421
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,519
‐ Right?
422
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,937
‐ Because even though I said,
423
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,273
"Stop, I'm not gonna
date your brother,"
424
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,608
even when it became
a clear HR violation...
425
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,026
‐ It is.
‐ You just kept pushing.
426
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,488
And, Amy, you were right.
427
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:19,682
‐ That'll do, pig.
‐ Excuse me?
428
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,441
‐ Oh, wow.
All packed up.
429
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,026
‐ Yup, just about.
430
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,861
‐ Well, I wanted to
give you something.
431
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,575
‐ Aww, that's pretty.
Thank you.
432
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,452
‐ It's Myrtle.
433
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,829
Remember how she always
wanted to go out to California?
434
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,539
So I talked to her family,
435
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,625
and they said
you can take her out there.
436
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,627
You know,
make her dreams come true.
437
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,171
‐ Oh, that's really sweet,
actually.
438
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,608
‐ Yeah, her sister said you got
about a third of her in there.
439
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,883
‐ Oh.
‐ Yeah.
440
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,636
And‐‐and...
441
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,387
I also wanted to give you this.
442
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,144
‐ An I‐9?
Thank you.
443
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:09,023
‐ It's your I‐9 from when you
were a summer hire, remember?
444
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:12,610
And now here we are,
17 years later,
445
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,071
and you're off to
some fancy corporate job.
446
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,573
I couldn't be prouder.
447
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,034
‐ I can't believe
you saved this.
448
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:23,120
‐ Well, I always knew
you were gonna be special.
449
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,456
‐
450
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:28,084
‐ Also, I saved everyone's,
for auditing purposes.
451
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,461
‐ Well, it's still very cool.
452
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,840
It's gonna be really weird
not seeing your face,
453
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:38,678
'cause your face
has just always been there.
454
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,062
‐ Not yet!
‐ Okay.
455
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,615
‐ Wow.
456
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,161
‐ It's a going‐away present
from me and Bo.
457
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,330
We found a ton of fireworks
at the dump.
458
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:10,084
‐ Ohh, Cheyenne,
that's really sweet, thank you.
459
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,878
You know you can call me, right?
460
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,089
For anything.
‐ Oh, yeah.
461
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,924
I probably won't
call you, though.
462
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,009
I'll just text, if that's okay.
463
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,053
‐ Yeah, no, I‐‐
that's what I meant.
464
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,222
‐ Okay.
Ooh, I'm empty.
465
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,599
‐ Go get it.
466
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,691
‐ Hey.
‐ Hey.
467
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,609
‐ How's the search going?
468
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,069
‐ Eh, kinda striking out.
469
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,880
I'm staring down the barrel of
Sandra right now,
470
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,716
so I think I may have to
resort to the night shift.
471
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,242
‐ Yikes.
‐ How are you doing?
472
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,119
The whole Jonah thing?
473
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,954
‐ Feels pretty bad.
474
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:50,082
But also not wrong, so...
475
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:53,669
I'll miss him.
I'll miss you.
476
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,629
‐ Yeah.
477
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:58,007
You know, the harder
I try to replace you,
478
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,468
the more I realize that, uh,
479
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,595
maybe you're not replaceable.
480
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,847
I don't know.
I'm probably wrong.
481
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,348
Yeah, just tired or something.
482
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,018
‐ That's‐‐ that's probably it.
483
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,746
‐ Yeah, I mean, we're still
gonna see each other.
484
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,247
Sure, I mean, I'm never
going to California,
485
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,689
but we can meet in Fort Collins.
486
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,691
‐ It's a deal.
487
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,816
‐ Thought you might need
something a little stronger.
488
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,075
‐ Thanks.
489
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,952
‐ Want me to start
talking trash about her?
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‐ No, man, come on.
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Maybe tomorrow.
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