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- Okay, so I asked around,
and it's true.
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Zephra is shifting
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most of Cloud 9's
business online, so...
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they're gonna
be closing some stores.
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- Some? Oh.
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Okay, well, I mean,
what's some?
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Like, four?
- Three or four. Exactly.
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Well, that's not bad.
I like our chances.
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- No, it's bad, guys.
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They're closing
most of the stores.
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The number I heard was 95%.
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- What?
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- So we're, like, screwed?
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- Maybe not.
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I'm gonna try to get
this store picked
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as one of the survivors.
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I'm still figuring out
what that process looks like,
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but, guys...
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we're not gonna go down
without a fight.
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- Wait, aren't you
supposed to be the liaison
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to Cloud 9?
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I mean, not a great sign
that they didn't clue you in.
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- I'm doing great, Dina.
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Some people invited me
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to a concert in the park
last week.
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- That's a free concert, Amy.
That's not an invite.
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That's like telling someone
where the bathroom is.
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You're really belly-flopping
out there, huh?
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- I am not belly-flopping.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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[overlapping chatter]
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- Okay, everybody calm down.
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They're gonna keep
some stores open,
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and Amy's gonna do
everything she can
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to make sure we're one of them,
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so there's no need
to freak out about this.
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- That's easy for you to say.
You make manager money.
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The rest of us,
we need this job.
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- Mm-hmm. Well, except Carol.
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- Oh, 'cause of my settlement?
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Hey, I still need this job
to keep me grounded.
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[people groaning]
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- Seems to be working so far.
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- Hey, okay, guys, come on.
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Obviously, Jonah's
got some ideas.
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We haven't even let him talk.
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Jonah?
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- I mean, I'm not sure
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that there's anything
that we can do.
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[people groaning]
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I'm just trying
to be realistic.
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I mean, we've been
flattened by these guys
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over and over.
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I just...
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Yeah, I don't know what to say
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- Uh, hey, I'm not sure
that's an idea
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so much as a downer,
so maybe next time
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just don't stop the meeting
if you don't have anything.
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- Yeah...
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my bad.
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- ♪ A fake Jamaican
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♪ Took every last dime
with a scam ♪
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♪
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♪ It was worth it
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♪ Just to learn
some sleight of hand ♪
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- Must be nice.
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Thinking about buying
the fancy vacuum cleaner
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with the ball thingy
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like it's just a regular
vacuum cleaner
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with no ball thingy.
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- Yeah, and she bought
a Dustbuster yesterday.
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She's just rubbing it
in our faces.
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- You guys are missing
the headline here.
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The store closing
could ruin my life.
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- It's not really a Powerball
jackpot for any of us.
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- Yeah, but you guys
are citizens.
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You can get any job you want.
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I need to start thinking
of a backup plan.
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- Tony's looking for someone
to feed his sharks.
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The trick is you have to wiggle
the food in the water
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to make it look alive.
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- Okay, so "food wiggler"
is the job to beat.
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- Maybe we should just all
ask Carol for money.
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[easy listening music playing]
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- I mean, I guess it's possible
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she might need
a personal assistant.
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- Maybe.
You think she'd be cool
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with paying you cash
under the table?
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- Of course; that's how
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all rich people
pay their immigrants.
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I bet Dianne Wiest
hasn't paid a payroll tax
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in her entire life.
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- And I feel bad because
everybody's looking at me
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like, "What can we do?"
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- Yeah, that's hard,
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'cause in this case,
what can you do?
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It's done.
- Yeah.
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- [sighs]
- I mean, you know,
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it's not done yet, you know.
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- Really?
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- Well, I mean,
we don't have to jump to done.
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5% isn't a good chance,
but it's--it's a chance.
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You know, that's what?
The odds are what?
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- 5%.
- 5--yes, 5%,
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and no, but seriously,
and we've got somebody
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from corporate on the inside
who's pushing for us.
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- Yeah, and that's
really great,
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but I don't know if pushing
matters to a big corporation.
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I mean, decisions like this
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involve months of planning,
so...
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- Yeah, but I--
but, I mean, you know,
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nothing's final yet.
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- Yeah, I guess.
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- I mean,
we have to do something.
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We're not just gonna--
we're just gonna give up?
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[chuckles]
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No, we're not, so...
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- [clears throat]
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- It's really--it's smelly
out here today, huh?
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- That's your subject change?
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- Yeah, well, you know,
you use what you have.
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- Carol, congrats
on the settlement.
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- Oh, thank you,
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but it was never
really about the money.
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It was about the attention.
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- Either way, well-deserved.
[laughs]
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Hey, listen,
do you want a latte?
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I accidently put vanilla in it,
and then I thought,
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"That's how Carol likes it!"
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- Wow, I can't believe
you remember that.
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- What can I say?
I'm very detail-oriented.
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Of course, now you can buy
all the lattes you want.
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You'll need 'em.
You'll be busy now.
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Social engagements,
travel planning--
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I guess that's why
wealthy people
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get personal assistants, huh?
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- Oh, I don't know
if I need a personal assistant.
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I like to be hands-on
with everything in my life...
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especially the men.
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Am I right?
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- [laughs]
You are right...
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and I love it.
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♪
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- Look, Jeff, I'm really sorry
you're in a pickle,
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but I just--I can't buy
a Subaru right now.
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Uh, the reason I'm calling,
that little flood incident,
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how much did you report
to corporate?
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And did they ever--
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[Cheyenne
speaking indistinctly]
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Uh, I'm gonna call you back.
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- That'd actually
be pretty sick.
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- Mm.
- Yeah, so now
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I'm really stoked
to get the vaccine.
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- Hi.
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- Hi.
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It's good to--
- What are you do--I didn't--
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- How--sorry.
Sorry, what?
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- What are you doing here?
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- You didn't know?
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Oh. Oh, God.
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Cheyenne, I thought you were
gonna tell him I was coming.
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- Yeah, I was going to,
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but I figured
it would be awkward.
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- Oh, well, I'm glad
we avoided that.
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♪
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.
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- I know Amy being back
is a very big deal,
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so as her best friend,
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I'm just going to put to rest
any possible questions
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so we can save time.
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Yes, California is warm.
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No, Zephra does not have
those egg-shaped nap pods.
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Yes, she is roughly the same
weight as when she left,
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and, yes, Parker is still frail
and practically translucent.
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- No, actually, Parker
is thriving in California.
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He loves it. Both kids do.
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And so do I...
[laughs]
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But I am happy
to see all of you.
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- Okay, Amy, you heard me.
There's no time.
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- Then why did you bring up
my weight?
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- You doing okay, bud?
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- Me? Yeah, no.
I'm--yeah, I'm good.
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I'm--I'm great.
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- Cool.
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- So Zephra is sending
an analyst today
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to do a walk-through.
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I thought I would
get here before her,
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help you whip
the store into shape
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so that they pick us.
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I mean you.
- Question.
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What does this mean
for you and Jonah?
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- No, this isn't about--
- No, we're not--
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that's not what we're here for.
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- Yeah, Sandra.
Besides, it doesn't matter.
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Jonah's seeing someone.
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- Oh, well,
that's great for Jonah.
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It's none of my business.
- It's my lawyer,
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and she's a redhead,
so safe bet is,
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she's, like, the filthiest
freak in the world.
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- Jonah, no!
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- I'm begging you all,
please stop.
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- Also, Amy, you should know,
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Kelly came back,
although nothing happened.
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- Why should she know that?
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- Oh, and he also
asked Nia out,
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but she's a lesbian.
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- At least,
that's what she told him.
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- No, I am a lesbian.
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- Doesn't matter.
He's all about Amy now.
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- Okay, guys, I get that
this is really interesting,
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but come on, we're trying
to save our store here.
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So why don't we split
into two meetings?
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- Yeah, do you want
to take the store-saving one,
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and I'll take
the Jonah-Amy one?
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- No.
- See, this is why
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we have two managers.
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- I call Dina's meeting.
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- Okay, how about
zero meetings?
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[all booing]
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- And dishwasher pods
are two-for-one
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while supplies last,
so get 'em while you can.
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Meaning they might sell out,
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not that the store's--
uh, please hold.
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- Don't worry, Jonah and Amy
will figure something out.
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They always do.
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- Yeah, totally.
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Hey, did she say hi to you?
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- Yeah, why?
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- Oh, no, it's nothing.
It's just that...
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I don't think
she said hi to me yet.
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- She said hi to everyone
this morning.
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- No, she said, "Hi, everyone."
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Okay, so I'm just supposed
to share a hello with Elias?
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Nah, dude, I'm 40 years old.
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- I think she's just
a little preoccupied.
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- Yeah, right, of course.
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I mean, I'm kidding.
[laughs]
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It would be funny if I cared,
though, right?
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Right.
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- Okay, so they wouldn't
be sending someone
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all the way out here
if it was just about sales.
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I mean, my guess is they're
looking at soft factors,
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like aesthetics
and customer experience.
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- Oh, boy, you think
they're gonna be looking
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at the Quincy store?
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- We're up against
the Quincy Cloud 9,
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the jewel of St. Louis?
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The whole place
is so clean and beautiful,
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and they got the skylight
and the fresh-cut flowers,
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and their customers
are so pleasant to look at.
252
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I mean, not one of them makes
you wince when you see them.
253
00:08:00,741 --> 00:08:02,177
How do they do that?
254
00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:04,527
- Yeah, we do seem to have
a high wince factor.
255
00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:07,095
- I mean, I think that,
just for today,
256
00:08:07,138 --> 00:08:08,879
it would be okay to turn away
257
00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:10,490
some of our more colorful
clientele.
258
00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:12,361
- No weirdos, no uggos.
I'm on it.
259
00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:14,232
- Well, wait,
I'm gonna go with you,
260
00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:16,060
'cause weirdos
have feelings too.
261
00:08:16,104 --> 00:08:18,149
- You're right.
I should be more sensitive.
262
00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:20,195
I gotta remember, I've got
a cousin that's a weirdo.
263
00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:22,980
Is it gonna be okay to...
264
00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:24,068
leave you two alone together?
265
00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:26,201
- We'll be fine.
- All good, Dina.
266
00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:27,724
- It just might be awkward,
because--
267
00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:29,247
- Okay, thanks, Dina.
268
00:08:33,295 --> 00:08:35,427
She's still got it.
- Yeah.
269
00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,213
[clears throat]
270
00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:39,867
- Look, I'm sorry that I just
sprung myself on you like this.
271
00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,216
- Oh.
272
00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:42,913
Yeah, we don't need to--
273
00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:44,262
it was nice
that you came to help,
274
00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:46,526
but let's just do
the store today, okay?
275
00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:47,701
- Yeah, yeah.
276
00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:49,180
Of course. Cool.
- Okay.
277
00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:51,661
So if we're gonna be putting
our best foot forward,
278
00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:54,142
should we just be sending
our worst employees home?
279
00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,578
- Well, I'm worried
280
00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,928
that if you start pulling
that thread, pretty soon--
281
00:08:57,972 --> 00:08:59,539
- Yeah, no sweater.
282
00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:00,801
- Yeah.
283
00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,151
- Sorry, Puppet Mike,
you can't come in today.
284
00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:04,718
- This is discrimination!
285
00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:06,807
- No, no, no, it's just--
it's a no-freaks day.
286
00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,722
You understand.
- Tell you what.
287
00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:10,027
Come back tomorrow,
288
00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,986
and you'll both get
a cup of coffee on me.
289
00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:13,901
- Go [bleep] yourself!
290
00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:16,164
- Chef Luigi!
291
00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:19,210
- Okay, listen up.
292
00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:20,864
The Zephra analyst
will be here this afternoon.
293
00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:22,779
Our only chance of survival
294
00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:25,216
is if she believes that this
is the best Cloud 9 around.
295
00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,131
- We have to be
the perfect store.
296
00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:28,263
- Uh...
[laughs]
297
00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:29,612
Is the analyst Glenn?
298
00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,266
'Cause if not,
that's a tough sell.
299
00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:32,702
- Well, we'll do what we can.
300
00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:34,269
We'll make it more homey
301
00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:37,620
with--with nice smells
and--and nice sounds,
302
00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:40,101
and we could throw
some flowers at her.
303
00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:41,102
Don't actually throw them.
304
00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,843
Just put them places.
305
00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:46,411
[upbeat music]
306
00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:48,152
- It's just,
how hard is it to say hi?
307
00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:49,371
It's barely even a word.
308
00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:50,938
- Wow. Those smell great.
309
00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:52,026
How much?
310
00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,636
- Oh, they're not for sale.
311
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,116
They're not even
shaped into cookies.
312
00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:57,074
It's just a mound.
313
00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:58,641
♪
314
00:09:58,685 --> 00:09:59,729
- How much for the mound?
315
00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:02,689
♪
316
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:05,039
- That one's yours.
- Oh, wow. Hi.
317
00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:06,693
Who are you?
318
00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:07,781
Our greeters for today.
319
00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,826
Dina said everyone at Quincy
was hot,
320
00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,349
so this is Dido and Bax.
321
00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:12,524
- Yo.
- Hi.
322
00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:13,700
- Oh, his shirt comes off
if you want.
323
00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:15,136
- Nope.
324
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:17,312
- Ugh, Carol,
you shouldn't be doing this.
325
00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:18,705
Let me assist you.
326
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,184
- Really?
- Yes.
327
00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:21,272
Happy to be of assistance.
328
00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:22,709
♪
329
00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:24,667
Like an assistant.
330
00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,930
♪
331
00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,192
- This is nice, huh?
332
00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:29,150
- Yeah.
- I mean, it's, you know...
333
00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:30,238
it's nicer.
334
00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:31,674
- Yeah, we did what we could.
335
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,197
- Yeah.
- You know, so who knows?
336
00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:35,199
Maybe we got a shot.
- [chuckles]
337
00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:37,201
[woman screams]
338
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:41,075
- Oh, my God, it's--
oh, my God, oh, my God.
339
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:42,685
- Okay, Justine, calm down.
340
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,339
- No, that's
the right reaction.
341
00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:45,906
There's, like, eight
severed feet in there.
342
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,821
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
343
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,477
- Okay, I gave Justine
a muscle relaxer
344
00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:53,435
and put her in her car.
345
00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:54,784
She keeps mumbling about feet,
346
00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:56,438
but that's not a forever thing,
I don't think.
347
00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:57,657
- This is horrible.
348
00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,441
I mean, we've had
severed feet before,
349
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,051
but just a sprinkling,
you know,
350
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,052
once in a while.
351
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,185
- It's okay.
We know the drill.
352
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,839
I'll call Curtis
at the police station.
353
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,579
He's our go-to for any
recovered body parts.
354
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:08,929
- Now, hang on, hang on.
355
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:11,888
Before we turn this
into a full-on crime scene,
356
00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:14,978
what if, hypothetically,
we didn't find this bag of feet
357
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:17,241
until after
the Zephra analyst left?
358
00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:19,722
- Do you mean just, like,
ignore the bag
359
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:22,377
of gross, dead feet
in the middle of the floor?
360
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,466
- I mean, it would be safer
to move it to the back.
361
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,033
- Safer for who?
362
00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:28,209
The foot slicer you're suddenly
trying to aid and abet?
363
00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,341
- Yeah, Dina, you got me.
I'm in on it.
364
00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,169
I just happened
to show up in the store
365
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,171
the day a bag of feet
was discovered, and--
366
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,391
okay, that sounds
more plausible than I--
367
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,088
I'm not in on it!
- Look.
368
00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:40,874
We can delay calling them in,
but we are not moving it, okay?
369
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,397
That's called
evidence tampering.
370
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,398
It's a criminal offense.
371
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:44,399
- Okay, fine.
372
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:45,574
We won't move it.
373
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:47,228
- This looks
completely natural.
374
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:49,360
Just a drink display
in the bedding section.
375
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:52,189
- Obviously, the bag
of feet stays between us
376
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:53,538
until we can call it in.
377
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:54,714
- Yeah, just real quick.
378
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,019
I did mention it to Mateo.
379
00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:57,629
- A bag full of feet?
[all shushing]
380
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,588
- Mateo, I told you
not to tell.
381
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,242
- I only told these two.
382
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:02,765
Also, I texted Eric,
and he told his work,
383
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,114
but that's it.
384
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:07,248
- This is so not
a big deal, okay?
385
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,641
I mean, of course, it is
for the victims' families,
386
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,208
or, who knows,
maybe there's no victims.
387
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,776
You know, maybe it's just
a med school prankster.
388
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,213
- Or a grave robber
or morgue bandit.
389
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:18,912
- Let's just stop guessing
and not tell anybody else.
390
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:21,218
- Yeah, and don't worry
that God is gonna be mad
391
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:22,393
or hold us in judgement.
392
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:23,786
We're doing the right thing,
393
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,527
or at least we will be
in a few hours
394
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:26,920
when we stop doing this.
395
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,486
- Welcome to Cloud 9.
396
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:31,446
[easy listening music playing]
397
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,665
♪
398
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:34,841
[phone chimes]
- [gasps]
399
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,451
- Ooh, Dido just texted.
400
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:37,495
The analyst is here.
401
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:38,801
- Okay, it's go time.
402
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,411
Janet's outside on freak watch.
403
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:43,675
Glenn, you guard the duffel bag
and keep tall people away.
404
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:44,938
I'm gonna cover Megan,
405
00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,722
and Amy's gonna coordinate
from the back.
406
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,115
- Exactly, because Megan and I
407
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,420
have been in work meetings
together,
408
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:50,465
so she knows what I look like.
409
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:51,727
- Mm, does she?
410
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,815
Or do you just know
what she looks like?
411
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:53,947
Doesn't always go both ways.
412
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,687
- She knows who I am, Dina.
413
00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:57,298
- Great. Up top.
414
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,560
♪
415
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,518
Come on.
416
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:01,868
- Hi. Hey.
417
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:04,827
Uh, can I help you
with anything, or...
418
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,002
- I think I'm okay.
Thanks, though.
419
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,264
- Cool, no problem. Yeah.
420
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:08,483
We're all about
customer service here,
421
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:09,658
so anything you need--
422
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,094
- Yeah, where are your candles?
423
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,966
- They're just, uh,
right over there.
424
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,837
Anyways, you need something,
let me know.
425
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,273
- Can you just show me?
- Sorry, sir,
426
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:17,448
if you just walk in that
direction, you'll find them.
427
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:20,190
So--uh, I'm kidding, of course.
428
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:23,324
I'm gonna take you to them
because that's what I do.
429
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,674
Right this way. Thanks.
430
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,719
- So what are they like?
431
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,330
- Candles?
432
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:30,505
♪
433
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,550
- Elias, stop staring at her.
434
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:35,162
- Oh, can somebody get a U-boat
over to aisle four
435
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:37,381
so she doesn't trip
over that wonky floor tile?
436
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:38,600
- Hey.
437
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:39,644
I thought you might
want a snack
438
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,124
since you're stuck back here.
439
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:44,171
- So you thought I was gonna
eat five bags of Doritos?
440
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,650
- No, I just wanted
to give you flavor options.
441
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:46,913
I'll put the rest of them back.
442
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,089
- No, I don't want to make
more work for you.
443
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,439
- Thank you. Very thoughtful.
444
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,311
Hey, it really means a lot
that you came back here
445
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,357
even knowing you'd have to deal
with the Jonah of it all.
446
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,662
- Yeah, well, I mean,
447
00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,751
it's less weird
than I thought it would be.
448
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,579
It's actually kinda nice.
449
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:02,885
I mean, it's nice
to see everybody.
450
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:05,409
Anyway, so you're really
not with Garrett?
451
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:06,933
- Oh, he wishes.
452
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,456
Yeah, he's obsessed with me.
453
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,545
I'll take pity on him.
We go to the odd dinner.
454
00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,590
I spend, like, three nights
a week at his house.
455
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:14,027
We take weekend trips.
[laughs]
456
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,246
He loves it.
It's pathetic.
457
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:17,378
♪
458
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:18,814
- What is she doing?
459
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,381
She's calling someone.
460
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,905
[cell phone ringing]
461
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,037
She's calling me.
462
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,299
Why is she calling me?
463
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,476
Okay, I'm gonna call her back
from the office.
464
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,912
- Hey, do you want...
465
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:33,176
Yeah. That's what I thought.
466
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:36,353
- ♪ This fire
down in my soul ♪
467
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:39,182
♪ Now can't you see
it's burning out of control ♪
468
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,010
- Hey, sorry to make you
hop on a call.
469
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,664
- Oh, please. Come on.
470
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,187
We are in a pandemic, girl.
471
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,928
I'm either talking to you
or my houseplants.
472
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,016
[chuckles]
473
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,670
- Don't you have two children?
474
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,585
- I do. Yeah, I do.
475
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:51,934
Uh, so what's up?
476
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:54,110
- Well, I was looking
at the store schematics,
477
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:57,200
and the café and pharmacy
are complete flipped.
478
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:58,636
Just wanna make sure
you sent the right ones.
479
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,030
- Oh, yeah, actually,
when the tornado happened--
480
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,945
- Hey, you know,
I think it's really messed up
481
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,077
that you came
all the way back here
482
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,556
and you haven't even
said hi to me.
483
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,559
- I'm so sorry, Megan,
484
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,779
my neighbor just barged in.
485
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:13,608
That work-from-home life,
am I right?
486
00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:17,264
- Also, you left your
trash cans in my driveway.
487
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,875
- Whoa, was that
just an earthquake?
488
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,398
Nope. False alarm.
489
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:24,314
You never do know
out here in California.
490
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,491
- Sorry, sir,
I'm gonna have to ask you
491
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:28,710
to step back a few feet.
492
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,277
I mean yards.
Yards, you know.
493
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,800
Forget what I said about feet.
494
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:32,932
Just forget it.
495
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,107
- You good, Glenn?
496
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,804
- No, I'm not good.
497
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,588
Tell me, how do you think
he removed them?
498
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:40,417
Do you think maybe they just
fell off like acorns?
499
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:43,159
- You know what, buddy? Maybe.
500
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,682
- Feet!
501
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:45,988
- No, no, Marcus!
- Shh!
502
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,120
- No, you don't understand,
503
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,860
there's a bunch
of [bleep] feet here.
504
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:50,166
I just came to move these
out of bedding,
505
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,515
'cause, like, why are there
drinks here?
506
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,996
And then boom!
Six [bleep] severed feet!
507
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,563
- Well, it's eight,
but it's fine.
508
00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,565
Just calm down,
and we'll explain everything.
509
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,654
- I'm sorry, did you just say
"severed feet"?
510
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:02,396
- Yeah, but we're pretty sure
they just fell off like acorns.
511
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:03,832
- Why are you guys acting
like this is normal?
512
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,007
It's [bleep] sick!
513
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,530
There's eight feet
in a duffel bag!
514
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:07,879
- Wow, that's crazy.
515
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,142
Yeah, I don't remember that,
516
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,882
but "Lost" did get pretty weird
at the end.
517
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,015
- Ah, this is so disgusting
and scary.
518
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,147
This is what I'll think about
519
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,583
every time I come
into the store.
520
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:16,932
- Marcus! Stop.
521
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:20,892
[siren chirping]
522
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:24,461
[mellow music]
523
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,028
- We can't let a bag of feet
524
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,595
be her last impression
of the store.
525
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,031
- [sighs]
I know.
526
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,033
I'd go talk to her,
but I only know who she is
527
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,295
because of you.
528
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,253
She'd know
that you were helping us.
529
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:34,950
- Oh, I could slash her tires
530
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:35,995
to keep her here longer.
531
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,822
Huh, I don't know
what car is hers,
532
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,650
so I guess I could
just do them all.
533
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:42,218
- Um, thanks, Chey,
but maybe not yet.
534
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,611
- Okay.
- Hey, guys, we'd love
535
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,221
to get an employee's thoughts
on all of this.
536
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,484
Would any of you be willing
to do an interview?
537
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:48,485
- No, we're not gonna do that.
- Uh...
538
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:49,704
- It'll just take a minute.
539
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,663
- Actually, yeah, I--I will.
540
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,363
- So I cleaned out all the old
Filet-O-Fish boxes
541
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,843
from your trunk, except
for the one labeled "private,"
542
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,976
which I will neither judge
nor ask questions about.
543
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,586
- Mateo, thank you.
544
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,501
You know what?
You've convinced me.
545
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:07,722
You're hired.
- Oh, thank God.
546
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,376
I mean, I really hope
we save this place,
547
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,552
but it's starting to give off
a real "portal to hell" vibe.
548
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:15,034
- Mm.
- How about 25 an hour?
549
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,252
- Sure.
550
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,384
So that means I can hire you
551
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:18,863
for about eight hours total.
552
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,909
Does next Tuesday work for you?
553
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,824
- Just one day?
[chuckles]
554
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,739
I was thinking it would be more
of a full-time thing,
555
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,828
you know,
just so I could eat and stuff.
556
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,090
- I don't have
that kind of money.
557
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,744
- What?
You just got a huge settlement.
558
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,572
- Yeah, I thought so, too,
559
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,530
but when you add up lawyer fees
and taxes
560
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,054
and all my texts
they discovered
561
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,881
about wanting
to get injured here,
562
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:39,188
it ended up only being
about 20 thou.
563
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:40,581
Anyway, I'm gonna try
564
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,322
to get Cheyenne's friend
to take his shirt off.
565
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,758
- You do that.
566
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,020
- Today, a new chapter
567
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,283
in one of St. Louis's
darkest stories.
568
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:50,330
A duffel bag filled
with eight severed human feet
569
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,592
has turned up inside
570
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,898
the Ozark Highlands
Cloud 9 store.
571
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:57,815
One employee has agreed
to tell us what he knows.
572
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,513
Jonah, this is not
the first time
573
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:01,036
feet have been found here.
574
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,386
In fact, the internet
has already dubbed this store
575
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,084
Toe-zark Highlands.
576
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,128
- Is that--is that so?
577
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,348
That's the first
I'm hearing of it.
578
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:09,914
- Why do you think he or she--
579
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,265
but let's be honest, he--
sees your store
580
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:13,918
as an ideal dumping ground?
581
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:17,183
- Uh, well, Natalie,
he probably likes it
582
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,098
for the same reason
everybody else does, you know.
583
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,926
Our fast and friendly service,
our convenient parking,
584
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,537
and our strong sense
of community.
585
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:24,755
- I see.
586
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,279
- I don't think
he answered her question.
587
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,758
- Yeah, it's a tough pivot.
588
00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,238
- This is the first time
589
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,501
multiple feet
have been delivered at once.
590
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,068
Do you believe
this is some sort
591
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,418
of gruesome final event?
592
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:37,768
- I don't know why you think
593
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:40,119
I would have anything useful
to say on that front,
594
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,773
um, but you know
what's never final?
595
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,688
Any purchase
that you make here.
596
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:46,299
Let me--let me tell you
about our return policy.
597
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,344
- So you're not concerned
this is hurting business?
598
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:51,086
I might think twice
about shopping at this store.
599
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,870
- Okay, yeah,
a lot of feet turn up here.
600
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:55,177
I'm sorry we're not
literally perfect, Natalie.
601
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,831
- Yikes.
602
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,357
- We just--we--we keep trying
to show everybody
603
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:05,448
that we're the perfect store,
and the truth is we're not.
604
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,668
Okay? We're--we're just us,
605
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,497
but we're here
every single day.
606
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:14,283
When it rains, when it snows,
when it--when it tornadoes,
607
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:16,372
when there's a plague
and you're all safe at home,
608
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,157
except for when you come here
to cough,
609
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,551
we're here just--just trying
to get you what you need,
610
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:26,034
and--and all we want
is to keep doing that.
611
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,602
[soft music]
612
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:30,169
- Emotions running high here,
613
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,780
preventing people
from staying on topic.
614
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,695
Back to you, Skip.
615
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:37,654
- [sighs]
616
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,180
- That was great.
617
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:45,967
- Really?
618
00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:48,230
- Yeah.
- You guys,
619
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:49,536
she's heading out.
620
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:52,930
- Okay.
621
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,803
- Wait, Amy, no, what are you--
she can't know that you're--
622
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,848
- [panting]
Megan.
623
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,852
Yep, that's right.
624
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,202
I've been here the whole time.
625
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:06,640
Amy Sosa.
626
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:08,642
- Oh, right.
627
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:10,861
I'm sorry, I didn't know
what you looked like.
628
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:13,212
- Don't tell Dina.
- Never.
629
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,735
- Wait, why are you here?
630
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,737
- Look, um...
631
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:20,219
I know that
the foot thing is bad.
632
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,046
I'm not trying
to say that it's not,
633
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:24,353
but you can't close this store.
634
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:25,789
You just--you can't.
635
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:28,662
I--I don't have
a good reason why,
636
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:32,361
but these people are my family.
637
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,928
I--I--I grew up here.
638
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:36,060
I spent half of my life--
639
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:38,237
- Amy, we're not closing
this one.
640
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,934
- What?
641
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,762
Really?
642
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,677
- It has great square footage,
nice and central.
643
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,940
It'll make a perfect
fulfillment center.
644
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,725
- A fulfillment center?
- Mm-hmm.
645
00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:51,815
So it's not gonna
be a store anymore?
646
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:54,992
Well, what about
everybody's jobs?
647
00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:59,562
- Well, I'm sure they'll keep
a handful of people, but...
648
00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:00,955
- No.
649
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:03,087
You can't just do this to us.
650
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:07,570
- Well, Amy,
you'll keep your job.
651
00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:10,573
[soft music]
652
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:17,450
♪
653
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:20,670
- No, I won't,
654
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,150
'cause I quit.