1 00:00:04,112 --> 00:00:06,201 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:06,244 --> 00:00:09,639 - I just don't understand why you have to move to California. 3 00:00:09,682 --> 00:00:11,467 - Because the job is with Zephra, 4 00:00:11,510 --> 00:00:13,295 and Zephra's in California. 5 00:00:13,338 --> 00:00:14,774 - Okay, maybe I'm not following 6 00:00:14,818 --> 00:00:16,950 because my whole face has gone numb 7 00:00:16,994 --> 00:00:18,474 and I just hear my own blood. 8 00:00:18,517 --> 00:00:20,302 - Wait. Is Jonah going too? 9 00:00:20,345 --> 00:00:21,955 - I think I would have gotten the heads up 10 00:00:21,999 --> 00:00:23,609 if Jonah were leaving, and I didn't. 11 00:00:23,653 --> 00:00:26,047 So he's not, so we can just stop talking about it. 12 00:00:26,090 --> 00:00:27,961 - Actually, uh, yes. I am. 13 00:00:28,005 --> 00:00:29,311 I'm going, so... 14 00:00:29,354 --> 00:00:31,574 - Ahh. - [Bleep], yeah! 15 00:00:31,617 --> 00:00:33,576 Together, baby! 16 00:00:33,619 --> 00:00:35,708 All you [bleep] haters can suck it! 17 00:00:35,752 --> 00:00:38,102 - So when do you become a soulless suit 18 00:00:38,146 --> 00:00:39,886 and forget about the little guy? 19 00:00:39,930 --> 00:00:41,584 - No, it's not-- 20 00:00:41,627 --> 00:00:43,542 the whole job is being a liaison to Cloud 9, 21 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:45,370 so I'm still gonna be working with you guys. 22 00:00:45,414 --> 00:00:48,286 And they're still ironing out the details, 23 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:50,071 but it'll probably be soon. 24 00:00:50,114 --> 00:00:52,551 - Damn it! 25 00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:54,423 Oh, not the California thing. I already knew about that. 26 00:00:54,466 --> 00:00:56,207 I actually knew before Jonah. So, no big deal. 27 00:00:56,251 --> 00:00:57,904 But Brian just texted. 28 00:00:57,948 --> 00:00:59,341 We're supposed to be going to 29 00:00:59,384 --> 00:01:01,038 the Aloha Thunder Indoor Waterpark for a sex weekend, 30 00:01:01,082 --> 00:01:02,474 but it turns out they're closing. 31 00:01:02,518 --> 00:01:05,216 Seems like this coronavirus deal is spreading. 32 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:06,217 - Whoa! The NBA just announced 33 00:01:06,261 --> 00:01:07,392 they're suspending the season. 34 00:01:07,436 --> 00:01:08,828 all: What? - Wow. 35 00:01:08,872 --> 00:01:10,134 - More cases are popping up 36 00:01:10,178 --> 00:01:12,397 in Oregon, Washington, New York... 37 00:01:12,441 --> 00:01:15,096 - [gasps] You guys, Tom Hanks has it! 38 00:01:15,139 --> 00:01:17,228 all: [gasping] What? No! 39 00:01:17,272 --> 00:01:18,621 - What about Rita? 40 00:01:18,664 --> 00:01:20,797 Does it say anything about Rita? 41 00:01:23,974 --> 00:01:26,150 - Ahh... - Damn. 42 00:01:26,194 --> 00:01:29,153 [upbeat music] 43 00:01:29,197 --> 00:01:32,548 ♪ 44 00:01:32,591 --> 00:01:34,376 - And Zephra is adamant that we follow 45 00:01:34,419 --> 00:01:36,769 the CDC recommendation of washing your hands 46 00:01:36,813 --> 00:01:38,989 for a full 20 seconds. 47 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:40,773 - 20 seconds? 48 00:01:40,817 --> 00:01:42,514 That's, like, literally forever. 49 00:01:42,558 --> 00:01:44,821 - It's about the length of two "Happy Birthdays." 50 00:01:44,864 --> 00:01:46,562 So just sing that, and you'll be fine. 51 00:01:46,605 --> 00:01:47,867 - Yeah, but whose name do we insert? 52 00:01:47,911 --> 00:01:49,434 I have a friend named Ty, and I have a friend 53 00:01:49,478 --> 00:01:50,957 named Alexandrina Geneviva. 54 00:01:51,001 --> 00:01:52,872 Those are two wildly different time frames. 55 00:01:52,916 --> 00:01:55,266 - Just say...the name Emma. 56 00:01:55,310 --> 00:01:56,963 - Oh, God. Is this your way of making us 57 00:01:57,007 --> 00:01:59,270 sing "Happy Birthday" to Emma because all of her friends 58 00:01:59,314 --> 00:02:01,272 ditched her on her birthday this year? 59 00:02:01,316 --> 00:02:02,795 - No, that didn't happen. 60 00:02:02,839 --> 00:02:04,580 Emma is very popular, 61 00:02:04,623 --> 00:02:07,800 and she's dating a very cute boy named Braydon. 62 00:02:07,844 --> 00:02:09,019 Very cute. 63 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:10,455 I don't mean cute like I think he's hot, 64 00:02:10,499 --> 00:02:12,457 because I'm an adult and that would be weird. 65 00:02:12,501 --> 00:02:14,503 Whatever--just wash your hands! There's a virus. 66 00:02:14,546 --> 00:02:16,461 - Hey, any update on when you two lovebirds 67 00:02:16,505 --> 00:02:17,680 are moving to Cali? 68 00:02:17,723 --> 00:02:19,290 - Well, um... 69 00:02:19,334 --> 00:02:21,727 with all of this craziness, they've pushed my start date. 70 00:02:21,771 --> 00:02:23,555 So it's all a little up in the air. 71 00:02:23,599 --> 00:02:25,383 Just like this virus. [chuckles] 72 00:02:25,427 --> 00:02:27,298 Just kidding. It's not airborne. 73 00:02:27,342 --> 00:02:29,692 Well, we don't know that. It could be. Anyway. 74 00:02:29,735 --> 00:02:31,563 - Oh, my God. Hey, everyone's overreacting. 75 00:02:31,607 --> 00:02:32,999 I mean, no friggin' way 76 00:02:33,043 --> 00:02:34,653 I'm missing out on spring break this year. 77 00:02:34,697 --> 00:02:36,655 - Actually, the latest articles are saying 78 00:02:36,699 --> 00:02:38,179 that washing your hands isn't enough. 79 00:02:38,222 --> 00:02:39,789 We should be wearing face coverings, 80 00:02:39,832 --> 00:02:41,051 avoiding large groups. 81 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:42,487 - Like, say, 50 plus employees 82 00:02:42,531 --> 00:02:44,054 and an endless stream of customers? 83 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:45,577 - [gasps] That sounds like here. 84 00:02:45,621 --> 00:02:48,363 - Yeah, um... I'll call Zephra. 85 00:02:48,406 --> 00:02:50,539 I'm sure they have more guidelines for us. 86 00:02:50,582 --> 00:02:52,802 But for now, they want everybody to know 87 00:02:52,845 --> 00:02:55,674 that, "We value our employees' dedication. 88 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:58,590 "You are essential, and the true heroes 89 00:02:58,634 --> 00:03:00,244 during this chaotic time." 90 00:03:00,288 --> 00:03:02,072 - Excuse me? 91 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:05,206 The SVP of Company Communications, 92 00:03:05,249 --> 00:03:07,991 Sandy Sugarman, just called us heroes? 93 00:03:08,034 --> 00:03:09,993 - It's about damn time. 94 00:03:10,036 --> 00:03:11,037 [chuckling] - Yeah! 95 00:03:11,081 --> 00:03:12,300 - Are we still heroes 96 00:03:12,343 --> 00:03:13,344 if we definitely wouldn't be here 97 00:03:13,388 --> 00:03:14,519 if we didn't have to be? 98 00:03:14,563 --> 00:03:15,694 - I can keep this, right? 99 00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:17,305 You don't care if I keep this, do ya? 100 00:03:17,348 --> 00:03:19,872 ["Down With The Sickness" playing over speakers] 101 00:03:19,916 --> 00:03:22,832 - ♪ Get up, come on, get down with the sickness...♪ 102 00:03:23,746 --> 00:03:25,878 - What happened to the café? 103 00:03:25,922 --> 00:03:27,097 - Oh, um... 104 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,707 the governor shut down all indoor dining. 105 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:30,970 - Damn. This is my favorite restaurant. 106 00:03:31,014 --> 00:03:33,495 - Uh, are y-- are you serious? 107 00:03:33,538 --> 00:03:34,670 - Jonah, just let it go. - No, no, no. 108 00:03:34,713 --> 00:03:35,758 Today's restaurant landscape? 109 00:03:35,801 --> 00:03:37,499 Have you tried Barrell and Sage? 110 00:03:37,542 --> 00:03:38,891 If you give me your email address, 111 00:03:38,935 --> 00:03:40,066 I can send you my list. 112 00:03:40,110 --> 00:03:41,242 [whistle blows] 113 00:03:41,285 --> 00:03:42,678 - Let's go, sir. No lingering. 114 00:03:42,721 --> 00:03:45,071 Just pick a conditioner and keep moving. 115 00:03:45,115 --> 00:03:46,551 - Nope, nope. You're fine, sir. 116 00:03:46,595 --> 00:03:48,423 Take all of the time you need. 117 00:03:48,466 --> 00:03:50,076 - Ah, he's just putting on a show. 118 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:53,166 We all know he's just using it to masturbate. 119 00:03:53,210 --> 00:03:54,516 - Okay, Dina? 120 00:03:54,559 --> 00:03:55,821 Our customers are already on edge. 121 00:03:55,865 --> 00:03:57,649 They don't need us blowing whistles 122 00:03:57,693 --> 00:03:59,869 and yelling at them about masturbation. 123 00:03:59,912 --> 00:04:02,350 - Hard disagree. You heard Sugarman. 124 00:04:02,393 --> 00:04:03,916 We are essential. 125 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,092 Customers are like sheep looking for guidance. 126 00:04:06,136 --> 00:04:09,008 Without leaders, sheep start to eat each other. 127 00:04:09,052 --> 00:04:10,749 So, unless one of us leads, 128 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:12,142 this place is gonna be littered in haggis 129 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:14,579 from here to Sunday. 130 00:04:14,623 --> 00:04:17,060 All right, soft hands. Get goin'. 131 00:04:19,323 --> 00:04:20,629 - Sorry. Where's the bottled water? 132 00:04:20,672 --> 00:04:22,326 - Oh! That'll be in grocery. 133 00:04:22,370 --> 00:04:23,719 Just down there and to your left. 134 00:04:23,762 --> 00:04:25,373 - Thanks. - Oh, come on. 135 00:04:25,416 --> 00:04:27,984 I'm not a hero. 136 00:04:29,028 --> 00:04:31,335 I'm not a hero! 137 00:04:31,379 --> 00:04:32,858 - I guess I'm kinda lucky 138 00:04:32,902 --> 00:04:34,686 because now that all concerts are shut down, 139 00:04:34,730 --> 00:04:37,515 I don't have to throw that huge, illegal music festival 140 00:04:37,559 --> 00:04:39,778 for my birthday that I charge people for. 141 00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:41,650 - I don't think I knew about that. 142 00:04:41,693 --> 00:04:43,434 - Oh, really? Tickets are still available. 143 00:04:43,478 --> 00:04:45,610 You should check it out. 144 00:04:45,654 --> 00:04:47,395 - Hey, they still have some! 145 00:04:47,438 --> 00:04:49,310 - Oh, um, sir? If you just wanna wait, 146 00:04:49,353 --> 00:04:50,920 we're gonna, um... 147 00:04:50,963 --> 00:04:52,443 - If you just give us one second-- 148 00:04:52,487 --> 00:04:55,968 - We're gonna put it out, so just be chill. 149 00:04:56,012 --> 00:04:57,405 - Attention shoppers. 150 00:04:57,448 --> 00:04:59,624 We ask that you please not physically wrestle things 151 00:04:59,668 --> 00:05:01,017 from your fellow customers. 152 00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:03,019 There's a highly contractable virus out there 153 00:05:03,062 --> 00:05:05,064 that our country does not have a hold of. 154 00:05:06,501 --> 00:05:07,676 None of y'all are listening, huh? 155 00:05:07,719 --> 00:05:09,765 All right. Enjoy the apocalypse. 156 00:05:09,808 --> 00:05:12,245 - Looks like the sheep are starting to eat each other. 157 00:05:12,289 --> 00:05:14,160 - Do sheep eat each other? 158 00:05:14,204 --> 00:05:15,379 - Isn't that what haggis is? 159 00:05:15,423 --> 00:05:16,685 I don't know, Dina said something. 160 00:05:16,728 --> 00:05:17,990 Hey, Mateo? 161 00:05:18,034 --> 00:05:19,818 Did Zephra get back to me about the guidelines? 162 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,167 - Oh, yeah. 163 00:05:21,211 --> 00:05:22,691 They sent over a very detailed, step-by-step-- 164 00:05:22,734 --> 00:05:24,780 [scoffs] JK, they're drowning over there. 165 00:05:24,823 --> 00:05:26,564 - Very helpful. Thank you. 166 00:05:28,479 --> 00:05:30,394 - Sandra? What-- 167 00:05:30,438 --> 00:05:33,658 [crowd arguing, shouting] 168 00:05:33,702 --> 00:05:36,008 Okay, well, if they're not gonna help us, 169 00:05:36,052 --> 00:05:38,489 then we're gonna have to figure this out ourselves. 170 00:05:38,533 --> 00:05:40,186 [whistle blows] 171 00:05:40,230 --> 00:05:41,753 Okay, listen up! 172 00:05:41,797 --> 00:05:44,147 Everybody in single-file lines. 173 00:05:44,190 --> 00:05:46,410 The only people grabbing anything off the shelves 174 00:05:46,454 --> 00:05:47,846 are the employees, 175 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:49,761 and once you receive your items, 176 00:05:49,805 --> 00:05:51,894 please proceed to checkout. 177 00:05:53,417 --> 00:05:54,853 Okay. Great. 178 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:56,420 We've got this under control. 179 00:05:56,464 --> 00:05:57,508 - Oh, yeah. Totally. 180 00:05:57,552 --> 00:05:59,162 I mean, and this is just temporary, so... 181 00:05:59,205 --> 00:06:00,424 - Totally! 182 00:06:00,468 --> 00:06:02,383 I mean, couple weeks, we'll be back to normal. 183 00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:08,519 ♪ 184 00:06:08,563 --> 00:06:11,392 - So, whenever at all possible, you must remain 6 feet apart. 185 00:06:11,435 --> 00:06:13,045 - Well, is it 6 feet from, like, 186 00:06:13,089 --> 00:06:14,395 the center of our bodies 187 00:06:14,438 --> 00:06:16,005 or from, like, where our bodies end? 188 00:06:16,048 --> 00:06:17,572 - Great question. Um... 189 00:06:17,615 --> 00:06:19,704 I'm gonna say start measuring from nips and tips. 190 00:06:19,748 --> 00:06:22,054 - Sorry, are the men measuring from the nips or the tips? 191 00:06:22,098 --> 00:06:23,708 - I think women nips, men tips. 192 00:06:23,752 --> 00:06:25,014 - Yeah. 193 00:06:25,057 --> 00:06:27,320 - So...ooh. 194 00:06:27,364 --> 00:06:29,453 - Okay! Thank you, Dina. 195 00:06:29,497 --> 00:06:32,195 So, first off, Marcus tested positive for COVID 196 00:06:32,238 --> 00:06:34,327 after attending a spring break party on the lake. 197 00:06:34,371 --> 00:06:36,721 So if any of you have been hanging out with Marcus, 198 00:06:36,765 --> 00:06:37,853 you should leave now. 199 00:06:39,507 --> 00:06:41,813 Yeah, that's what I thought. I just had to ask. 200 00:06:41,857 --> 00:06:43,728 Okay, um, some good news. 201 00:06:43,772 --> 00:06:45,338 - [gasps] Oh, my God. You're pregnant. 202 00:06:45,382 --> 00:06:46,949 all: [gasp] - Jesus, Amy! Again? 203 00:06:46,992 --> 00:06:48,080 - No! - Is it Adam's? 204 00:06:48,124 --> 00:06:50,431 - What? No! - Why would it be Adam's? 205 00:06:50,474 --> 00:06:51,910 - It's usually Adam's. 206 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:53,259 - I'm not pregnant. 207 00:06:53,303 --> 00:06:54,696 I was going to say 208 00:06:54,739 --> 00:06:58,613 Zephra finally sent over the safety protocols. 209 00:06:58,656 --> 00:07:00,528 Yay. 210 00:07:00,571 --> 00:07:02,530 So, employees must wipe down 211 00:07:02,573 --> 00:07:05,750 the register and credit card machine after each customer 212 00:07:05,794 --> 00:07:09,232 as well as every rolling cart, door knob, bathroom door, 213 00:07:09,275 --> 00:07:12,278 electronic device, and product. 214 00:07:12,322 --> 00:07:15,107 - Oh, okay. So everything the air touches. 215 00:07:15,151 --> 00:07:16,544 Got it. Easy. 216 00:07:16,587 --> 00:07:19,068 - We're also required to wear masks. 217 00:07:19,111 --> 00:07:20,939 - Will they be providing us with masks? 218 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:22,288 Because I just have this one, 219 00:07:22,332 --> 00:07:23,768 and I've been tonguing it like crazy. 220 00:07:23,812 --> 00:07:25,074 - Well, don't. 221 00:07:25,117 --> 00:07:28,294 And, no, they're focused on 222 00:07:28,338 --> 00:07:30,471 donating masks and PPE to local hospitals. 223 00:07:30,514 --> 00:07:32,298 - So no extra protection? 224 00:07:32,342 --> 00:07:34,126 I'm like a sitting duck in customer service. 225 00:07:34,170 --> 00:07:35,301 You have any idea how wet-lipped 226 00:07:35,345 --> 00:07:36,738 the community is here? 227 00:07:36,781 --> 00:07:38,870 - That's a good point. - Very moist. 228 00:07:38,914 --> 00:07:41,351 - Guys, look. I know that this is hard. 229 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:43,092 But if anybody needs anything, 230 00:07:43,135 --> 00:07:44,963 come to me and I will do everything I can 231 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:46,182 to keep you safe. 232 00:07:46,225 --> 00:07:48,358 Also, Zephra wants to reiterate 233 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,055 that Cloud 9 employees are the true heroes 234 00:07:50,099 --> 00:07:51,404 of the Zephra family. 235 00:07:51,448 --> 00:07:53,145 - Damn right! - Oh, you got that right! 236 00:07:53,189 --> 00:07:54,669 - No, Glenn! 6 feet! 237 00:07:56,148 --> 00:07:57,802 - Oh, sorry. 238 00:07:57,846 --> 00:08:00,762 We're limiting toilet paper to one pack per household. 239 00:08:00,805 --> 00:08:02,981 - My kids have separate households. 240 00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:04,417 - [scoffs] There's, like, 241 00:08:04,461 --> 00:08:06,463 no way that baby has its own household. 242 00:08:06,507 --> 00:08:08,378 This is so unfair! 243 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:09,988 - I know, there's never any left for us to buy 244 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:12,034 at the end of the shift. - Bo and I have had to 245 00:08:12,077 --> 00:08:13,514 start using newspaper. 246 00:08:13,557 --> 00:08:16,429 The ink's starting to turn our butts weird colors. 247 00:08:16,473 --> 00:08:18,867 Which is cool, but probably not healthy. 248 00:08:18,910 --> 00:08:20,651 - What if we... 249 00:08:20,695 --> 00:08:23,349 set a pack aside somewhere, out of sight, 250 00:08:23,393 --> 00:08:25,787 then at the end of the day, we split it? 251 00:08:25,830 --> 00:08:28,180 - Oh, man. We totally should. 252 00:08:28,224 --> 00:08:29,573 And it's not like we're stealing. 253 00:08:29,617 --> 00:08:31,053 We're still gonna pay for it. 254 00:08:31,096 --> 00:08:32,750 - Of course. - You know what? 255 00:08:32,794 --> 00:08:36,188 Maybe we should also put aside some Dinosaur mac and cheese. 256 00:08:36,232 --> 00:08:38,539 Bo's really into science right now. 257 00:08:38,582 --> 00:08:40,845 - So, no returns on food, 258 00:08:40,889 --> 00:08:42,499 clothing, or anything that looks open. 259 00:08:42,543 --> 00:08:43,718 - Oh, great, more reasons 260 00:08:43,761 --> 00:08:44,849 for the wet-lips to yell at me. 261 00:08:44,893 --> 00:08:47,069 Also, we're out of cleaning spray. 262 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:49,071 - This is the only mask I could find. 263 00:08:49,114 --> 00:08:52,378 - In the whole store? - Yeah, I think we're sold out. 264 00:08:52,422 --> 00:08:54,337 I mean, most of us are just improvising. 265 00:08:54,380 --> 00:08:57,166 - Sayid, I don't think that's doing anything. 266 00:08:57,209 --> 00:08:59,560 - I know, but Nina and I got in a fight, 267 00:08:59,603 --> 00:09:01,300 and she cut up all my masks. 268 00:09:01,344 --> 00:09:03,738 - Damn. - Okay. 269 00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:05,566 [sighs] 270 00:09:07,263 --> 00:09:09,439 Ahh. Here. 271 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,223 We'll just say that one was defected. 272 00:09:11,267 --> 00:09:13,965 - Feels like you could have just untied it. 273 00:09:14,009 --> 00:09:16,664 - So what are you going to do about everything else? 274 00:09:16,707 --> 00:09:18,187 - You like leopard. - Here you are. 275 00:09:18,230 --> 00:09:19,667 Not technically gloves, but... 276 00:09:19,710 --> 00:09:21,233 - Found more! Here you go. 277 00:09:21,277 --> 00:09:22,931 As long as it's over 60% alcohol, 278 00:09:22,974 --> 00:09:24,062 it kills germs. 279 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:26,195 - This is 95. Wow. 280 00:09:26,238 --> 00:09:27,457 Is it even legal to sell this? 281 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,328 Here you go. You right-handed, left-handed? 282 00:09:29,372 --> 00:09:31,200 - We should just send Justine home, right? 283 00:09:31,243 --> 00:09:33,811 I can't handle a full afternoon of her fake drunk voice. 284 00:09:33,855 --> 00:09:36,074 [as Justine] "You guys wanna see my boobs?" 285 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:37,380 [giggle] 286 00:09:37,423 --> 00:09:39,338 - "The only thing I like more than beer... 287 00:09:39,382 --> 00:09:41,514 is twins." 288 00:09:41,558 --> 00:09:43,734 Maybe it is time for humanity to wrap it up. 289 00:09:43,778 --> 00:09:46,084 ♪ 290 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,433 - Sorry, man. 291 00:09:47,477 --> 00:09:48,783 Looks like you're going to have to keep it. 292 00:09:48,826 --> 00:09:49,914 Next. 293 00:09:49,958 --> 00:09:52,917 - We're not heroes. - Doing our jobs. 294 00:09:52,961 --> 00:09:54,745 Hey, you know, I was watching the news last night, 295 00:09:54,789 --> 00:09:56,660 waiting to record a blooper for my tape, 296 00:09:56,704 --> 00:09:59,968 and they did this segment on "Heroes in Your Neighborhood." 297 00:10:00,011 --> 00:10:01,796 And it made me think... 298 00:10:01,839 --> 00:10:03,145 we could be next. 299 00:10:03,188 --> 00:10:05,103 - Oh, wow. 300 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:06,670 I mean, can you imagine? 301 00:10:06,714 --> 00:10:10,239 Someone banging a pot for us? 302 00:10:10,282 --> 00:10:11,762 Or a pan? - Ohh. 303 00:10:11,806 --> 00:10:12,850 - Ah-choo! 304 00:10:19,335 --> 00:10:21,119 - Ow, that stings! 305 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:22,947 Isn't there a lighter setting? 306 00:10:22,991 --> 00:10:25,950 - Yeah, but we need to blast this virus off ya, buddy. 307 00:10:27,473 --> 00:10:29,519 Besides, I've had this new nozzle for years, 308 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:32,827 and this is the first time I've gotten to use it. 309 00:10:32,870 --> 00:10:35,481 [Muzak playing] 310 00:10:35,525 --> 00:10:37,788 ♪ 311 00:10:37,832 --> 00:10:39,964 - Are you hiding those until after close? 312 00:10:40,008 --> 00:10:42,097 - Sandra, you're supposed to be on lookout! 313 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:44,360 - He came from the direction that I wasn't looking in. 314 00:10:46,144 --> 00:10:48,973 - I won't say anything if you store these for me. 315 00:10:51,367 --> 00:10:53,804 - Ugh, okay. 316 00:10:53,848 --> 00:10:57,199 - Sisters are doing it for themselves! 317 00:10:57,242 --> 00:10:58,548 - Okay! We only need, like... 318 00:10:58,591 --> 00:10:59,984 30 more masks. 319 00:11:00,028 --> 00:11:01,899 Jesus, Mateo. 320 00:11:01,943 --> 00:11:03,814 You don't have to cut out their eyeballs first. 321 00:11:03,858 --> 00:11:05,555 - Oh, I know. I just like it. 322 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,035 [phone rings] 323 00:11:07,078 --> 00:11:08,471 That's your line. 324 00:11:09,254 --> 00:11:10,691 Amy Sosa's office. 325 00:11:10,734 --> 00:11:12,562 - Hi, this is Dennis Long from Zephra. 326 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,346 - That's my new boss. 327 00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:17,349 Hi, Dennis? Hi, it's Amy. 328 00:11:17,393 --> 00:11:19,003 Hi, Amy here. - Hey. 329 00:11:19,047 --> 00:11:20,831 So we know you're still managing your branch, 330 00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,746 but we thought you could hop on a Zoom call 331 00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:24,530 to help ease you into your new position. 332 00:11:24,574 --> 00:11:25,793 - Oh, yeah! Of course. 333 00:11:25,836 --> 00:11:27,359 Sounds great. - Amazing. 334 00:11:27,403 --> 00:11:29,318 All right, I'll send you the link and you can jump on. 335 00:11:29,361 --> 00:11:31,059 Oh, oh. You mean, like, now? 336 00:11:31,102 --> 00:11:33,365 Like, you want me to ease on in now? 337 00:11:33,409 --> 00:11:35,411 Um... - Yeah, is that okay? 338 00:11:35,454 --> 00:11:37,718 - Yeah, great. - Perfect. 339 00:11:37,761 --> 00:11:40,155 We'll see you in a sec. [click] 340 00:11:40,198 --> 00:11:41,852 - Agh! Sorry, guys. 341 00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:43,724 I mean, I should probably get back to my office, 342 00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:45,769 but I don't want to just ditch you for the new job. 343 00:11:45,813 --> 00:11:47,510 - Amy, it's fine. It's just a call. 344 00:11:47,553 --> 00:11:49,425 We'll finish the bear massacre. 345 00:11:49,468 --> 00:11:50,731 [snip, snip] 346 00:11:50,774 --> 00:11:51,862 - Okay, thank you. But, like, 347 00:11:51,906 --> 00:11:53,603 let me know if anything big happens. 348 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,257 - Like, bigger than the global pandemic? 349 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:57,259 - I mean, I just saw something about murder hornets. 350 00:11:57,302 --> 00:11:58,651 So who knows? 351 00:11:58,695 --> 00:12:03,091 ♪ 352 00:12:05,006 --> 00:12:05,223 . 353 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:08,009 - So, new break room, AKA warehouse. 354 00:12:08,052 --> 00:12:10,228 Mixing it up, keeping it fresh. 355 00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:12,361 But properly distanced, so don't move your chairs. 356 00:12:12,404 --> 00:12:13,449 Whoo-hoo! 357 00:12:13,492 --> 00:12:15,103 - Yeah, fun! Ey? 358 00:12:15,146 --> 00:12:18,149 It's all so much fun. I'm not scared. 359 00:12:18,193 --> 00:12:20,108 Yeah! Come on, yeah! 360 00:12:20,151 --> 00:12:22,458 Whoo-hoo! I like it, I like it. 361 00:12:22,501 --> 00:12:24,416 - Okay, we're going to keep this meeting short today 362 00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:26,679 because I have to jump on another call. 363 00:12:26,723 --> 00:12:28,812 But look at what came today! 364 00:12:28,856 --> 00:12:30,858 Safety supplies! 365 00:12:32,816 --> 00:12:33,948 What is that? 366 00:12:33,991 --> 00:12:35,732 - Anti-looting procedures. 367 00:12:35,776 --> 00:12:37,603 - Oh, wow. - Come on. 368 00:12:37,647 --> 00:12:40,128 - Of course, you see what we did wrong, guys? 369 00:12:40,171 --> 00:12:41,825 If you wanted to be protected by corporate, 370 00:12:41,869 --> 00:12:43,435 you should have been merchandise. 371 00:12:43,479 --> 00:12:45,046 - Hey, if the protests are gonna continue, 372 00:12:45,089 --> 00:12:47,265 we need to protect the store from looters. 373 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:48,919 - Oh, come on. The looting is overblown. 374 00:12:48,963 --> 00:12:51,835 99% of the protests have been peaceful. 375 00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:52,967 - I'm just saying. 376 00:12:53,010 --> 00:12:54,882 I got into a Best Buy through a window. 377 00:12:54,925 --> 00:12:58,059 - There are also these signs to put up. 378 00:12:58,102 --> 00:12:59,887 "Zephra believes in the Black community"? 379 00:12:59,930 --> 00:13:01,889 What are we, ghosts? 380 00:13:01,932 --> 00:13:03,325 - Yeah, we're not putting any of that up. 381 00:13:03,368 --> 00:13:05,675 But if anybody asks, we put it all up. 382 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:09,766 - Two kettlebells for Sarah, almond milk for Preeti. 383 00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:11,942 - Janet asked for three cans of tuna, 384 00:13:11,986 --> 00:13:13,509 but I think we should make it four. 385 00:13:13,552 --> 00:13:15,728 It's the least we can do for her these days because of... 386 00:13:15,772 --> 00:13:16,686 you know. 387 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,340 - Racism? 388 00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:21,647 - Wow. That is a lot of orders today. 389 00:13:21,691 --> 00:13:23,824 - Yeah, well, ever since Sayid blabbed his mouth 390 00:13:23,867 --> 00:13:25,042 to everyone about it, 391 00:13:25,086 --> 00:13:26,739 they keep asking us to hide things for them. 392 00:13:26,783 --> 00:13:29,177 - Okay, but big news of the day? 393 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:31,353 Just finished "Tiger King" episode three. 394 00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:33,921 Carol Baskin? Come on, what a trip! 395 00:13:33,964 --> 00:13:35,400 Definitely killed her husband. 396 00:13:35,444 --> 00:13:37,098 Let's get into it. 397 00:13:37,141 --> 00:13:40,797 - Yeah, sorry, that was, like early pandemic. 398 00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:42,538 No one really cares anymore. 399 00:13:42,581 --> 00:13:45,933 - I think we're all embarrassed we cared in the first place. 400 00:13:45,976 --> 00:13:47,978 - Seriously? Ugh! 401 00:13:48,022 --> 00:13:49,327 Stupid coronavirus. 402 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,939 I wish I never even went to the ICU. 403 00:13:51,982 --> 00:13:53,288 - Am I still freezing? 404 00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:54,985 I think the Wi-Fi's better out here. 405 00:13:55,029 --> 00:13:56,204 - Hey, Elias coughed 406 00:13:56,247 --> 00:13:57,553 so Heather locked him in a bathroom. 407 00:13:57,596 --> 00:13:58,989 Do you think-- - Yep, by the end of the week! 408 00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:00,599 Got it. 409 00:14:00,643 --> 00:14:03,167 - Another Zephra call? - It's nonstop. 410 00:14:03,211 --> 00:14:05,561 I mean, these tech companies love their presentations. 411 00:14:05,604 --> 00:14:08,346 I've never seen people so horny for presentations. 412 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,000 - Hey, Amy, I dropped my mask... 413 00:14:10,044 --> 00:14:11,567 - [softly] Justine, she's on-- - In the toilet. 414 00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:13,221 I didn't pee yet, but it's still toilet water. 415 00:14:13,264 --> 00:14:14,918 So is that okay? - What? No, are you-- 416 00:14:14,962 --> 00:14:16,485 Yes, Dennis! I'm still here, hi. 417 00:14:16,528 --> 00:14:18,704 - Uh, Amy's on a call. But if there's no pee-- 418 00:14:18,748 --> 00:14:20,576 - Hey, Amy, about the ventilation in my office? 419 00:14:20,619 --> 00:14:21,969 - Yes, of course, Mateo. 420 00:14:22,012 --> 00:14:23,884 I promise you we'll talk about it, I just-- 421 00:14:23,927 --> 00:14:25,059 - Hey, Amy, can I-- 422 00:14:25,102 --> 00:14:27,931 - Oh, my God, Corey! What? 423 00:14:27,975 --> 00:14:29,890 - I was gonna ask if I could clock out early 424 00:14:29,933 --> 00:14:32,414 to go to the "Black Lives Matter" protest? 425 00:14:32,457 --> 00:14:33,806 - Um... 426 00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:35,156 yes, I'm so sorry. 427 00:14:35,199 --> 00:14:37,375 That--of course. You should. 428 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,595 Not should. I mean, like, you can. 429 00:14:39,638 --> 00:14:41,945 If you want. Anyone who wants to should. 430 00:14:41,989 --> 00:14:43,425 You know? 431 00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:44,861 Whatever you're-- uh-huh! 432 00:14:44,905 --> 00:14:46,515 Cindy, I'm gonna do that right now. 433 00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:51,259 ♪ It's always times like these when I think of you ♪ 434 00:14:51,302 --> 00:14:55,916 ♪ And I wonder if you ever think of me ♪ 435 00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:57,004 - Ma'am, please. 436 00:14:57,047 --> 00:14:58,266 - But I have a medical condition! 437 00:14:58,309 --> 00:14:59,789 - Hey, what seems to be the problem here? 438 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,051 - This man is harassing me, 439 00:15:01,095 --> 00:15:02,444 telling me that I have to wear that mask. 440 00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:05,142 - I am only trying to keep you safe. 441 00:15:05,186 --> 00:15:06,796 - Ma'am, listen. You need to put on the mask, 442 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,189 or you will be escorted out of the store. 443 00:15:08,232 --> 00:15:09,799 - This is America! Okay? 444 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,279 I have rights. 445 00:15:11,322 --> 00:15:12,845 You guys are working for Satan, aren't you? 446 00:15:12,889 --> 00:15:13,977 - Oh, no. - Huh? yeah? 447 00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:15,152 You're Satan workers! 448 00:15:15,196 --> 00:15:16,371 - S-Satan? - Here we go. 449 00:15:16,414 --> 00:15:18,416 - Yeah. - He is the one person 450 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,853 that I would never work for! 451 00:15:20,897 --> 00:15:23,334 - Attention shoppers, we're sorry to announce 452 00:15:23,378 --> 00:15:27,077 we are out of paper towels, pasta, flour, and--- 453 00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:29,950 - So just-- 454 00:15:30,689 --> 00:15:33,779 - Our stuff! - Hands off, employees only! 455 00:15:33,823 --> 00:15:36,260 - I need that pasta sauce. I have a medical condition! 456 00:15:36,304 --> 00:15:37,609 - No, ma'am. Stop! 457 00:15:37,653 --> 00:15:40,177 I'm gonna chase you, I'm just waiting for 6 feet. 458 00:15:40,221 --> 00:15:43,572 ♪ 459 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:52,146 - What happened here? 460 00:15:52,189 --> 00:15:53,974 - Uh, if this is upsetting to you, 461 00:15:54,017 --> 00:15:56,977 might I suggest you not look up at the ceiling tonight? 462 00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:59,936 - Okay. Will do looking up tomorrow. 463 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:03,200 But, seriously, why didn't anybody come get me? 464 00:16:03,244 --> 00:16:07,117 - Well, I tried, but you were on another call. 465 00:16:08,379 --> 00:16:10,338 - I-I-I don't know how to be good at this. 466 00:16:10,381 --> 00:16:12,470 I mean, I told everybody to come to me 467 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:13,906 and I would take care of them, 468 00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:16,170 but they have me on these calls all day every day! 469 00:16:16,213 --> 00:16:17,736 - Yeah, well, it's too much, Amy. 470 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:19,173 They're spreading you too thin. 471 00:16:19,216 --> 00:16:21,523 I mean, we barely even see each other anymore. 472 00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:23,873 - Right, and I'm a terrible girlfriend, too. 473 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,266 And an awful mother! 474 00:16:25,309 --> 00:16:27,398 I mean, I see Dennis' kids more than I see my own. 475 00:16:27,442 --> 00:16:29,748 - That's not what I meant. You're just-- 476 00:16:30,619 --> 00:16:33,143 You're in an impossible situation. 477 00:16:33,752 --> 00:16:35,189 We all are. 478 00:16:35,232 --> 00:16:38,235 And, I don't know, something has to change. 479 00:16:39,976 --> 00:16:41,543 - [gasps] Oh, my God. 480 00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:43,066 - You said you wouldn't look up! 481 00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:46,678 - Okay, so no morning meeting today. 482 00:16:46,722 --> 00:16:48,115 I'm just gonna hand out shift assignments 483 00:16:48,158 --> 00:16:50,160 'cause Amy's on another Zephra call. 484 00:16:50,204 --> 00:16:52,119 - Not just any call. A big one. 485 00:16:52,162 --> 00:16:53,903 With the CEO. 486 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,209 I forwarded her the link. 487 00:16:55,252 --> 00:16:56,514 - Oh! Really? 488 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,864 That's a big call. I didn't know that. 489 00:16:58,908 --> 00:17:00,910 I didn't even see her before she left this morning. 490 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:03,782 - Seems like Amy's always on a Zephra call these days. 491 00:17:03,826 --> 00:17:06,220 - She's drawn to that new young job. 492 00:17:06,263 --> 00:17:08,483 Old Cloud 9 can't please her the way we used to 493 00:17:08,526 --> 00:17:11,268 with our creaky joints and our floppy junk. 494 00:17:11,312 --> 00:17:12,878 - Okay, hey. Come on. 495 00:17:12,922 --> 00:17:16,056 Amy might have abandoned us a little, but we're fine! 496 00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:17,796 You know, everything's fine. 497 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:20,234 In fact, in my panic dream last night, 498 00:17:20,277 --> 00:17:23,541 the person clubbing me to death was Topher Grace. 499 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,195 So... 500 00:17:25,239 --> 00:17:27,893 little taste of Tinseltown for y'all. 501 00:17:27,937 --> 00:17:31,201 - And still, we've managed to see a huge earning spike 502 00:17:31,245 --> 00:17:32,898 from our Cloud 9 stores. 503 00:17:32,942 --> 00:17:35,205 It really speaks to how well things are handling things. 504 00:17:35,249 --> 00:17:38,252 Great job, guys! Way to slay! 505 00:17:38,295 --> 00:17:40,080 [clapping] 506 00:17:40,123 --> 00:17:41,690 Okay, let's hear from marketing. 507 00:17:41,733 --> 00:17:43,866 - Oh, um. Hey, hi! 508 00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:46,086 Hey, Kira. Hi, hey. 509 00:17:46,129 --> 00:17:47,478 Amy Sosa here. [nervous chuckle] 510 00:17:47,522 --> 00:17:50,002 Um, actually, I just have a little bit of a thing 511 00:17:50,046 --> 00:17:51,395 to add to the Cloud 9 update? 512 00:17:51,439 --> 00:17:52,831 - Of course. What's up? 513 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:56,226 - Um, so Cloud 9 isn't actually doing so well. 514 00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:59,447 I mean, sure, the sales are up, 515 00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:01,492 but morale is way down. 516 00:18:01,536 --> 00:18:03,668 Our employees aren't only scared, 517 00:18:03,712 --> 00:18:05,975 but they're spending a lot of their personal time and money 518 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,237 to protect themselves. 519 00:18:07,281 --> 00:18:09,065 So maybe if Zephra sent over some PPE, 520 00:18:09,109 --> 00:18:11,111 they could focus on doing their jobs 521 00:18:11,154 --> 00:18:13,156 instead of worrying so much 522 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,245 about their own health and safety. 523 00:18:15,289 --> 00:18:16,551 - Sorry, Amy. 524 00:18:16,594 --> 00:18:18,814 You froze after, "Cloud 9 isn't--"? 525 00:18:20,076 --> 00:18:22,470 - Um, I was just saying that 526 00:18:22,513 --> 00:18:24,124 the employees need PPE 527 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:26,126 and maybe some of the earnings spike 528 00:18:26,169 --> 00:18:27,866 can go towards them. 529 00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:29,477 - Well, yeah. 530 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:32,306 When you put it like that, that's a really good point. 531 00:18:32,349 --> 00:18:34,699 You know what? Let's look into sending 532 00:18:34,743 --> 00:18:36,962 masks and gloves to all our stores. 533 00:18:37,006 --> 00:18:38,181 We gotta have your backs, 534 00:18:38,225 --> 00:18:40,227 'cause you all have been slaying! 535 00:18:41,489 --> 00:18:43,578 - Yeah, wow! Great, that's great! 536 00:18:43,621 --> 00:18:44,709 Thank you! 537 00:18:44,753 --> 00:18:46,407 You know, it's just so good to know 538 00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:49,192 that you're all really taking care of your people. 539 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,152 - Sorry, Amy. We lost you again. 540 00:18:52,195 --> 00:18:53,153 What'd you say? 541 00:18:53,196 --> 00:18:54,632 - Uh, nothing. Never mind. 542 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:57,287 Marketing, you're up. Slay! 543 00:18:57,331 --> 00:18:59,159 - Harmonica wants to play Suck and Blow 544 00:18:59,202 --> 00:19:00,377 at her birthday party, 545 00:19:00,421 --> 00:19:01,944 but I just don't know if it's safe. 546 00:19:01,987 --> 00:19:03,902 - Kids are missing out on so much right now. 547 00:19:03,946 --> 00:19:05,948 - Yeah. - Oh, the beer is for you guys. 548 00:19:05,991 --> 00:19:08,690 Just a small thank you for all you've been doing. 549 00:19:11,214 --> 00:19:13,390 - That's so nice! 550 00:19:13,434 --> 00:19:15,218 We should all drink together after work. 551 00:19:15,262 --> 00:19:16,785 - Totally. 552 00:19:16,828 --> 00:19:19,179 Do you think that guy can get us some Ketamine? 553 00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:23,183 - Glenn? What are you doing? 554 00:19:23,226 --> 00:19:24,314 Are you hiding back here? 555 00:19:24,358 --> 00:19:26,751 - What? Ha! No. 556 00:19:26,795 --> 00:19:28,492 I'm just... 557 00:19:28,536 --> 00:19:30,842 counting the pots on the shelves, you know. 558 00:19:30,886 --> 00:19:34,455 To make sure that we have enough and not too many. 559 00:19:34,498 --> 00:19:36,152 - Yeah, well, we need your help back in the store. 560 00:19:36,196 --> 00:19:38,110 - Okay, look, I really think the priorities 561 00:19:38,154 --> 00:19:40,243 should be the pots right now. 562 00:19:41,331 --> 00:19:42,724 - Okay. 563 00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,247 Yeah, you know, I've got to admit, 564 00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:45,901 it's pretty nice back here. 565 00:19:45,944 --> 00:19:48,730 It's kinda getting a little scary in there. 566 00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:51,123 I guess even us heroes deserve a little break? 567 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:53,387 - Yeah. 568 00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:55,911 Well, I mean, if you're scared, you could... 569 00:19:55,954 --> 00:19:58,392 stay and count pots with me. 570 00:19:58,435 --> 00:20:00,263 - Sounds good. 571 00:20:02,961 --> 00:20:04,224 [sighs] 572 00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:05,747 To be clear, I didn't need a break. 573 00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:07,357 I was pretending because you're scared. 574 00:20:07,401 --> 00:20:08,576 Don't even think for a second 575 00:20:08,619 --> 00:20:10,839 I don't know how many pots are up there. 576 00:20:10,882 --> 00:20:13,276 - This is actually kinda nice. 577 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,364 It's been a long time since I've been able 578 00:20:14,408 --> 00:20:15,800 to get drunk at work. 579 00:20:15,844 --> 00:20:17,149 We've been so busy. 580 00:20:17,193 --> 00:20:18,542 - And you guys are the only other people I see 581 00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:19,891 besides Jerry and Tony. 582 00:20:19,935 --> 00:20:22,546 But sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night 583 00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:27,247 and I think I see my bus driver lurking over our bed. 584 00:20:28,422 --> 00:20:30,032 It's probably nothing. 585 00:20:30,075 --> 00:20:31,294 - Well, the one good thing 586 00:20:31,338 --> 00:20:32,817 about being relentlessly exposed to this virus 587 00:20:32,861 --> 00:20:35,080 is that we're all doing it together. 588 00:20:35,124 --> 00:20:37,039 No one tell Justine we're here. 589 00:20:38,301 --> 00:20:39,955 - Hey, uh... 590 00:20:39,998 --> 00:20:41,261 I know you're probably busy, 591 00:20:41,304 --> 00:20:43,263 but a customer just bought us some beer, 592 00:20:43,306 --> 00:20:44,873 and we are celebrating. 593 00:20:44,916 --> 00:20:48,180 Or numbing the pain. I can't really tell which. 594 00:20:48,224 --> 00:20:51,183 - Well, I might actually have some things to celebrate. 595 00:20:51,227 --> 00:20:52,446 - Oh? - First of all, 596 00:20:52,489 --> 00:20:54,622 I think I got Zephra to send us some PPE. 597 00:20:54,665 --> 00:20:56,450 - Whoa, that's awesome. 598 00:20:56,493 --> 00:20:58,539 - And, um... that was Dennis. 599 00:20:58,582 --> 00:21:01,237 He said that the offices are reopening 600 00:21:01,281 --> 00:21:03,587 and they're ready to fly me out. 601 00:21:03,631 --> 00:21:05,328 - Shut up. - I'm going to California. 602 00:21:05,372 --> 00:21:06,764 - Wha-we're going to California! 603 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,723 - We are going to California! - This is incredible! 604 00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:09,724 - Yeah! 605 00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:11,203 - You finally get to have one job. 606 00:21:11,247 --> 00:21:12,466 - Thank God. 607 00:21:12,509 --> 00:21:13,641 - We can finally start our lives together. 608 00:21:13,684 --> 00:21:14,816 - Yes. - It's like, real! 609 00:21:14,859 --> 00:21:16,208 This is huge! - So real! 610 00:21:16,252 --> 00:21:17,688 - Ah! - It's...big! 611 00:21:17,732 --> 00:21:18,689 [laughs] 612 00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:22,476 [lightly uneasy music]