1 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:07,115 - Quick COVID safety reminder: 2 00:00:08,290 --> 00:00:08,638 please stop asking customers for gum. 3 00:00:09,682 --> 00:00:10,509 Actually, that's not a COVID thing. 4 00:00:11,597 --> 00:00:12,468 You should probably never do that. 5 00:00:13,730 --> 00:00:15,384 As many of you know, today is my last day. 6 00:00:15,427 --> 00:00:18,082 And given the crazy circumstances, 7 00:00:18,126 --> 00:00:19,779 Glenn has agreed to step back in as manager. 8 00:00:19,823 --> 00:00:22,739 So, yay! Glenn again! 9 00:00:23,740 --> 00:00:25,437 - Guys, let's look on the bright side. 10 00:00:25,481 --> 00:00:26,873 At least we don't lose Jonah 11 00:00:26,917 --> 00:00:29,398 for another 13 days and 11 hours. 12 00:00:29,441 --> 00:00:32,183 - Do you have my flight inf-- Anyway, yes. 13 00:00:32,227 --> 00:00:35,186 Amy is heading out with Parker and Emma now, 14 00:00:35,230 --> 00:00:37,101 and I'm gonna tie up some loose ends, 15 00:00:37,145 --> 00:00:40,104 and then join her in that amount of time. 16 00:00:40,148 --> 00:00:41,192 - I just can't believe you're actually leaving. 17 00:00:42,411 --> 00:00:43,107 I thought you and me were gonna work here 18 00:00:44,195 --> 00:00:44,543 till we got old and died together. 19 00:00:45,849 --> 00:00:48,808 I mean, not here at the store. But probably. 20 00:00:48,852 --> 00:00:51,637 - Nope, these two are gonna die in California. 21 00:00:51,681 --> 00:00:53,596 Of old age, hopefully, but who knows? 22 00:00:53,639 --> 00:00:55,467 I heard Long Beach is a chlamydia pocket. 23 00:00:55,511 --> 00:00:57,426 - You don't die of chlamydia. - Yeah. 24 00:00:57,469 --> 00:00:58,862 It just goes away on its own. 25 00:00:58,905 --> 00:01:01,691 - That is not true, Marcus. 26 00:01:01,734 --> 00:01:04,868 - Wow, you guys are gonna go off into the sunset, 27 00:01:04,911 --> 00:01:07,305 together forever. - Okay. 28 00:01:07,349 --> 00:01:09,916 - California's so lucky! - Guys, we're just moving. 29 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,354 - Yeah, I can see it-- Jonah and Amy, 30 00:01:12,397 --> 00:01:15,226 old as hell just sitting on a porch, 31 00:01:15,270 --> 00:01:17,315 looking out at the Golden Gate. 32 00:01:17,359 --> 00:01:19,839 You know, making out under the light of the Hollywood sign. 33 00:01:19,883 --> 00:01:23,234 - I have map questions, but nice. 34 00:01:23,278 --> 00:01:25,584 - You guys did it. You beat the odds, 35 00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:28,413 and now you're gonna be together forever-- 36 00:01:28,457 --> 00:01:30,633 - Okay, we're gonna be in this meeting forever 37 00:01:30,676 --> 00:01:32,200 if you guys don't knock it off. 38 00:01:32,243 --> 00:01:33,940 So Sandra, you're cleaning carts. 39 00:01:33,984 --> 00:01:36,595 - Her last time handing out assignments! 40 00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:38,771 - Sarah, you're repricing maternity wear in Softlines. 41 00:01:38,815 --> 00:01:42,166 - Her last time asking Sarah to reprice maternity in Softlines. 42 00:01:42,210 --> 00:01:43,254 - Brett, if you could please be... 43 00:01:44,473 --> 00:01:45,909 - This is history! - On toilet duty--Glenn! 44 00:01:45,952 --> 00:01:48,564 [upbeat music] 45 00:01:48,607 --> 00:01:50,740 ♪ 46 00:01:50,783 --> 00:01:52,524 [light music] 47 00:01:52,568 --> 00:01:54,439 - All right, let's talk going away party. 48 00:01:54,483 --> 00:01:56,267 I want to lower your expectations. 49 00:01:56,311 --> 00:01:59,183 We have some mylar balloons, no helium. 50 00:01:59,227 --> 00:02:01,490 - Hey, close the door. - Oh, yeah. 51 00:02:03,709 --> 00:02:07,452 - So, this might be nothing, but a couple days ago, 52 00:02:07,496 --> 00:02:09,324 I realized that this turquoise ring 53 00:02:09,367 --> 00:02:11,413 I keep on my bedside table disappeared. 54 00:02:11,456 --> 00:02:13,241 - Oh, so Emma started stealing from you? 55 00:02:13,284 --> 00:02:16,809 For drugs probably. - No, I-I think Jonah took it. 56 00:02:16,853 --> 00:02:19,247 - For drugs. - No, no drugs. 57 00:02:19,290 --> 00:02:21,814 I think he took it to get my ring size. 58 00:02:21,858 --> 00:02:24,426 For an engagement ring. 59 00:02:24,469 --> 00:02:26,515 - Oh! - Eh... 60 00:02:26,558 --> 00:02:27,820 - What is that? 61 00:02:27,864 --> 00:02:29,518 I thought you inexplicably loved him. 62 00:02:29,561 --> 00:02:31,607 - I do, I do, I love him. 63 00:02:31,650 --> 00:02:34,436 I Just--I just don't know if we're there yet. 64 00:02:34,479 --> 00:02:36,220 I mean, I was already nervous 65 00:02:36,264 --> 00:02:37,874 about this big move across the country, 66 00:02:37,917 --> 00:02:40,311 and now everybody's talking about forever... 67 00:02:40,355 --> 00:02:41,617 - You don't have to get married right away. 68 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:42,835 Wait a couple years. 69 00:02:42,879 --> 00:02:43,967 Oh, we could have a double wedding. 70 00:02:44,010 --> 00:02:45,664 The theme is winter lumber mill. 71 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:46,839 It's not negotiable. 72 00:02:46,883 --> 00:02:48,798 - I'll think about it. [sighs] 73 00:02:48,841 --> 00:02:51,235 It's just this move is a lot of pressure on the relationship. 74 00:02:51,279 --> 00:02:52,802 And what if it doesn't work out? 75 00:02:52,845 --> 00:02:54,543 Jonah's uprooting his whole life for me. 76 00:02:54,586 --> 00:02:55,935 - That may not be true. 77 00:02:55,979 --> 00:02:57,981 That place is a land of liberal, small-boned men 78 00:02:58,024 --> 00:03:00,984 who drink kombucha and collect sea glass without shame. 79 00:03:01,027 --> 00:03:04,553 Chances are, Jonah would end up in California eventually. 80 00:03:04,596 --> 00:03:07,860 - Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. 81 00:03:07,904 --> 00:03:10,385 Maybe this isn't all about me. I mean, get over yourself, Amy. 82 00:03:10,428 --> 00:03:12,300 And the ring-- - Emma has a drug problem. 83 00:03:12,343 --> 00:03:13,823 - Okay, thank you. 84 00:03:14,650 --> 00:03:17,043 - Hey, do we think moccasins are cultural appropriation? 85 00:03:17,087 --> 00:03:18,871 I feel like I can pull them off. 86 00:03:18,915 --> 00:03:21,526 And in a warm, dry climate, you can rock mocs year-round. 87 00:03:21,570 --> 00:03:22,919 - Rock mocs? 88 00:03:22,962 --> 00:03:25,443 California Jonah's gonna be a lot. 89 00:03:25,487 --> 00:03:28,272 - Hey, so I know you're gonna make fun of me or whatever, 90 00:03:28,316 --> 00:03:31,884 but I just wanted you to know that I'm gonna miss you. 91 00:03:31,928 --> 00:03:33,886 [Muzak playing in background] 92 00:03:33,930 --> 00:03:37,542 - I'm gonna miss you too. - Okay, there it is. 93 00:03:37,586 --> 00:03:40,719 Ha ha, I showed my emotions, so I'm a loser. 94 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:42,895 - No, man, I'm being serious. You're a good guy. 95 00:03:42,939 --> 00:03:44,375 - Yeah, okay, all right. Yeah, yeah. 96 00:03:44,419 --> 00:03:45,681 You know what I'm not gonna miss? 97 00:03:45,724 --> 00:03:49,032 This--this--this whole firing squad of sarcasm. 98 00:03:49,075 --> 00:03:51,904 - No, I'm being serious. Look, it's been a crazy year. 99 00:03:51,948 --> 00:03:53,776 I've taken some stock of my life, 100 00:03:53,819 --> 00:03:55,560 and I'm glad I got to know you. 101 00:03:55,604 --> 00:03:59,738 - Oh, wow. Really? 102 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:01,566 - Yeah. 103 00:04:01,610 --> 00:04:03,394 - Ah! Ha ha! 104 00:04:03,438 --> 00:04:04,830 You almost had me! 105 00:04:04,874 --> 00:04:08,356 [bleep] you, dude! [bleep] you! 106 00:04:08,399 --> 00:04:09,705 [knocking on door] 107 00:04:09,748 --> 00:04:11,402 - Come in. 108 00:04:11,446 --> 00:04:13,796 - Hey, hey, Matt-- oh, wow! 109 00:04:13,839 --> 00:04:16,015 So cute and cozy in here! 110 00:04:16,059 --> 00:04:18,844 I bet this is what Santa's toy workshop looks like. 111 00:04:18,888 --> 00:04:20,106 Well, not the main floor, 112 00:04:20,150 --> 00:04:21,804 but, you know, payroll or something. 113 00:04:21,847 --> 00:04:23,458 - Thanks! 114 00:04:23,501 --> 00:04:25,024 Oh, by the way, 115 00:04:25,068 --> 00:04:26,896 thanks for keeping this little assistant arrangement going. 116 00:04:26,939 --> 00:04:28,898 I know it's kind of unusual. 117 00:04:28,941 --> 00:04:31,553 - Of course, and I won't change a thing, 118 00:04:31,596 --> 00:04:33,642 because I wanna help you too. 119 00:04:33,685 --> 00:04:35,513 And also I don't totally understand 120 00:04:35,557 --> 00:04:37,123 what you and Amy came up with. 121 00:04:37,167 --> 00:04:39,561 - I appreciate it. - Oh, now business. 122 00:04:39,604 --> 00:04:42,041 I was thinking of doing a little slideshow 123 00:04:42,085 --> 00:04:44,957 for Amy's goodbye party, and I was hoping that you could 124 00:04:45,001 --> 00:04:48,134 come up with some electronic photos of her time here. 125 00:04:48,178 --> 00:04:49,701 You know the type of photos I mean? 126 00:04:49,745 --> 00:04:51,573 Like, you can't hold them in your hand. 127 00:04:51,616 --> 00:04:53,444 - I do. And happy to. 128 00:04:53,488 --> 00:04:54,924 - Oh, hey! 129 00:04:54,967 --> 00:04:58,144 Maybe we could videotape people saying goodbye to Amy, 130 00:04:58,188 --> 00:04:59,842 and then take those video clips 131 00:04:59,885 --> 00:05:01,626 and, like, put them next to each other. 132 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:05,456 Like, but when one would stop, the other one would begin, 133 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,850 sort of like a parade. - Yes, I get it, yeah. 134 00:05:07,893 --> 00:05:10,374 Please stop. This is hurting me. 135 00:05:11,419 --> 00:05:13,551 - Sandra, just a heads-up, with Amy leaving, 136 00:05:13,595 --> 00:05:14,987 you're on track to being my best friend in the store. 137 00:05:15,031 --> 00:05:16,598 - Really? - Yeah. 138 00:05:16,641 --> 00:05:17,903 Obviously, I'm not thrilled with this situation, 139 00:05:17,947 --> 00:05:19,122 so I am interviewing other candidates, 140 00:05:19,165 --> 00:05:21,516 but if I crap out, it's you. 141 00:05:21,559 --> 00:05:23,431 - Understood. Good luck. 142 00:05:23,474 --> 00:05:24,649 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 143 00:05:24,693 --> 00:05:26,521 Where are you going? You're not done here. 144 00:05:26,564 --> 00:05:28,174 You think corona just sticks to the handles? 145 00:05:28,218 --> 00:05:30,046 You think it plays by your rules? 146 00:05:30,089 --> 00:05:32,048 Put some elbow grease into it, for God's sake! 147 00:05:32,091 --> 00:05:34,529 What's wrong with you? - Sorry, sorry. 148 00:05:34,572 --> 00:05:37,488 - Anyway, I'll keep you posted on the best friend thing. 149 00:05:37,532 --> 00:05:39,055 [light music playing] 150 00:05:40,143 --> 00:05:42,667 - Hey, how's your last day going? 151 00:05:42,711 --> 00:05:44,452 - Exhausting. - Yeah? 152 00:05:44,495 --> 00:05:45,714 - Justine made me do a bunch of 153 00:05:45,757 --> 00:05:47,846 "Charlie's Angels" pictures with her. 154 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:49,935 Don't ask to see them. 155 00:05:49,979 --> 00:05:51,546 - It's gonna be hard to leave this place, huh? 156 00:05:51,589 --> 00:05:53,722 - Plus, I have all these Zephra forms I have to fill out. 157 00:05:53,765 --> 00:05:55,854 - Yeah, well, your mistake was leaving with the job. 158 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:58,509 I got nothing to sign. 159 00:05:58,553 --> 00:06:00,032 - Kinda makes it feel very real, huh? 160 00:06:00,076 --> 00:06:01,686 - Yeah. 161 00:06:01,730 --> 00:06:03,514 - Can't believe I'm moving out to California. 162 00:06:03,558 --> 00:06:05,560 Although part of me feels like you probably 163 00:06:05,603 --> 00:06:07,126 would've ended up out there anyway, right? 164 00:06:07,170 --> 00:06:08,911 - I don't know, I never really thought about California. 165 00:06:08,954 --> 00:06:10,826 I always figured I might end up back in Chicago. 166 00:06:10,869 --> 00:06:12,218 - Hmm. 167 00:06:12,262 --> 00:06:17,659 - Man, Zephra's life insurance policy is incredible. 168 00:06:17,702 --> 00:06:20,009 The surviving spouse makes out like a bandit. 169 00:06:20,052 --> 00:06:22,228 If you die, I'm set for life. 170 00:06:22,272 --> 00:06:24,666 - [laughs uneasily] - You better watch out. 171 00:06:24,709 --> 00:06:26,145 There's a lot of cliffs out there, you know? 172 00:06:26,189 --> 00:06:27,843 Two of us go hiking, 173 00:06:27,886 --> 00:06:29,584 and we get a little too close to the edge... 174 00:06:29,627 --> 00:06:31,194 Accidents happen, you know? 175 00:06:31,237 --> 00:06:32,587 If I don't shave, 176 00:06:32,630 --> 00:06:34,545 I could sell the whole grieving husband thing-- 177 00:06:34,589 --> 00:06:36,939 - I don't think we really have to talk about this right now. 178 00:06:36,982 --> 00:06:39,245 - Yeah, no, I'm-- I was just joking. 179 00:06:39,289 --> 00:06:41,160 It just-- - Yeah, no, I mean, I loved it. 180 00:06:41,204 --> 00:06:42,814 You know, the whole, like, cliff thing. 181 00:06:42,858 --> 00:06:45,991 Aah! Ha! Dead! Ha! 182 00:06:47,602 --> 00:06:49,081 I just, I have-- - yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 183 00:06:49,125 --> 00:06:51,170 Yeah, sing--sign your papers. 184 00:06:51,214 --> 00:06:53,129 [light music] 185 00:06:54,783 --> 00:06:55,044 . 186 00:06:55,087 --> 00:06:59,483 - Maybe not best friends, right, but two levels down? 187 00:07:00,571 --> 00:07:01,354 Like we don't go out to eat lunch, 188 00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:03,444 but sometimes we eat it here together. 189 00:07:04,662 --> 00:07:05,097 - Mm, I don't really like watching you eat. 190 00:07:06,577 --> 00:07:07,665 It's not that you're bad at it. It's just--small mouth. 191 00:07:07,709 --> 00:07:09,754 What would three levels down look like? 192 00:07:09,798 --> 00:07:12,061 - We eat lunch at different tables 193 00:07:12,104 --> 00:07:13,802 and kind of go, "'Sup?" 194 00:07:13,845 --> 00:07:16,152 - "'Sup?" Okay, that'll be fun. 195 00:07:16,195 --> 00:07:17,719 I think that's the right level for us. 196 00:07:17,762 --> 00:07:20,069 - Great, thanks. - Thank you. 197 00:07:20,112 --> 00:07:21,723 'Sup? 198 00:07:21,766 --> 00:07:24,334 - To be honest, I'm not sure what's going on with Amy. 199 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:26,641 Things have felt off recently. 200 00:07:26,684 --> 00:07:29,470 Like, earlier, I made a joke, and she just flipped out. 201 00:07:29,513 --> 00:07:31,210 - What was the joke? - Nothing. 202 00:07:31,254 --> 00:07:32,821 It was just like how I was gonna murder her. 203 00:07:32,864 --> 00:07:35,301 - Murder her? - Yeah, like for insurance. 204 00:07:35,345 --> 00:07:37,434 - Guys who look like you should not make jokes 205 00:07:37,478 --> 00:07:39,175 about murdering their girlfriends. 206 00:07:39,218 --> 00:07:41,438 - I don't have a murderer face, I don't. 207 00:07:41,482 --> 00:07:43,135 No one's ever said that to me before. 208 00:07:43,179 --> 00:07:45,790 - Because they don't wanna get murdered. 209 00:07:45,834 --> 00:07:48,097 - Okay, when I say "Amy," 210 00:07:48,140 --> 00:07:50,534 what's a fun story that springs to mind? 211 00:07:50,578 --> 00:07:52,754 - She once borrowed $30 from me 212 00:07:52,797 --> 00:07:55,321 so she could buy us a 6-foot party sub. 213 00:07:55,365 --> 00:07:58,324 Everybody said, "Oh, thank you, sweet Amy!" 214 00:07:58,368 --> 00:08:00,326 She never paid me back. 215 00:08:00,370 --> 00:08:04,374 - I don't think that's a very fun story. 216 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:08,509 - Hey, Amy, it's so great that you're going to "California." 217 00:08:08,552 --> 00:08:10,728 My sister went to "California," 218 00:08:10,772 --> 00:08:13,296 and it really helped turn her life around. 219 00:08:13,339 --> 00:08:14,732 - The main thing I remember about Amy 220 00:08:14,776 --> 00:08:16,604 is her and Jonah doing it on camera 221 00:08:16,647 --> 00:08:18,214 during that town hall meeting. 222 00:08:18,257 --> 00:08:21,173 Free live porn? Uh, yes, please! 223 00:08:21,217 --> 00:08:23,306 [lively music] 224 00:08:23,349 --> 00:08:24,829 - Good luck drying out in there. 225 00:08:24,873 --> 00:08:26,875 In "California." 226 00:08:26,918 --> 00:08:28,572 - What's your favorite memory of Amy? 227 00:08:28,616 --> 00:08:31,183 - I just met her this morning, so... 228 00:08:31,227 --> 00:08:32,750 today's my first day here. 229 00:08:32,794 --> 00:08:34,535 - Oh, wow, fun! 230 00:08:34,578 --> 00:08:36,580 Let's hear your hot take on Amy. 231 00:08:36,624 --> 00:08:39,540 - She seems...really nice. 232 00:08:39,583 --> 00:08:41,454 - Oh, could you be more specific? 233 00:08:41,498 --> 00:08:45,371 - She's nice and... short. 234 00:08:45,415 --> 00:08:47,591 - This is a mistake. - Yeah, okay. 235 00:08:47,635 --> 00:08:49,593 It was nice meeting you guys. 236 00:08:49,637 --> 00:08:51,421 - Hey, are these all clean? 237 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:53,423 - Yup, freshly sanitized. 238 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,164 [cart wheels squeak] 239 00:08:55,207 --> 00:08:57,645 - Ugh, I hate the squeakers. 240 00:08:57,688 --> 00:08:59,908 Ooh, we got a curvy one. 241 00:08:59,951 --> 00:09:01,823 - Ma'am, if you could-- 242 00:09:01,866 --> 00:09:03,738 you're touching all of them, it's just-- 243 00:09:03,781 --> 00:09:06,305 - Oh, this one's still warm. Yikes. 244 00:09:06,349 --> 00:09:07,611 - Sorry. 245 00:09:07,655 --> 00:09:09,570 - Um... 246 00:09:09,613 --> 00:09:12,790 Hey, so I just wanted to apologize 247 00:09:12,834 --> 00:09:14,618 for my joke earlier. 248 00:09:14,662 --> 00:09:16,794 You know where I stand on violence against women. 249 00:09:16,838 --> 00:09:18,927 - Yes, I know, you're against it, we're cool. 250 00:09:18,970 --> 00:09:20,885 - Okay, cool, 'cause you seemed uncomfortable, 251 00:09:20,929 --> 00:09:22,626 and I don't wanna-- - Yeah. 252 00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:24,889 It wasn't-- it wasn't that. 253 00:09:24,933 --> 00:09:27,631 Um...it's just... 254 00:09:27,675 --> 00:09:30,678 there's been a lot of talk about our future lately, 255 00:09:30,721 --> 00:09:32,854 and it's just a little overwhelming. 256 00:09:32,897 --> 00:09:36,945 - Oh, uh...oh, I'm sorry. I guess I'm just excited. 257 00:09:36,988 --> 00:09:39,643 - No, me too! I'm--I'm excited too. 258 00:09:39,687 --> 00:09:42,559 It's just...don't you also sort of feel like, 259 00:09:42,603 --> 00:09:44,692 "Aah, I'm drowning! Ha ha!" 260 00:09:44,735 --> 00:09:47,216 - Mine's kind of a purer excitement, 261 00:09:47,259 --> 00:09:49,305 without the drowning part. 262 00:09:49,348 --> 00:09:52,308 - Yes--just--Jonah, please just don't listen to me, okay? 263 00:09:52,351 --> 00:09:54,440 I don't-- I'm spinning out today. 264 00:09:54,484 --> 00:09:57,487 I just--the truth is, I lost a ring 265 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,490 and I thought you took it, and I just, like-- 266 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,579 I got scared that you were thinking about, like, 267 00:10:02,623 --> 00:10:04,712 proposing to me, and-- - Wow. 268 00:10:04,755 --> 00:10:06,278 - What? 269 00:10:06,322 --> 00:10:07,932 - I just--I didn't realize that the idea 270 00:10:07,976 --> 00:10:10,805 of, um, marrying me was so horrifying. 271 00:10:10,848 --> 00:10:11,893 - No, no, that's not-- 272 00:10:11,936 --> 00:10:13,372 - No, I mean, I'm just-- I'm surprised 273 00:10:13,416 --> 00:10:15,244 because you asked me to move out with you. 274 00:10:15,287 --> 00:10:18,551 - I mean, well, technically you offered to move with me. 275 00:10:18,595 --> 00:10:19,988 - Seriously? - And I love it! 276 00:10:20,031 --> 00:10:22,338 I loved the idea of you moving with me. 277 00:10:22,381 --> 00:10:24,732 I just--I didn't realize that that meant 278 00:10:24,775 --> 00:10:28,257 everything was gonna move so quickly. 279 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,650 - What are you--what's-- what are you doing? 280 00:10:29,693 --> 00:10:31,608 Where's-- where is this coming from? 281 00:10:31,652 --> 00:10:34,437 - [exhales sharply] It's just... 282 00:10:38,746 --> 00:10:40,748 I married Adam because I felt like I had to. 283 00:10:40,791 --> 00:10:43,011 And that was the wrong thing to do. 284 00:10:43,054 --> 00:10:47,537 And I just feel like this move is pushing us down this path, 285 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,366 and I don't think we'd be talking about marriage 286 00:10:50,409 --> 00:10:52,716 if I didn't get this job, right? 287 00:10:53,717 --> 00:10:56,372 - I... 288 00:10:56,415 --> 00:10:59,462 No, yeah. You're probably right. 289 00:10:59,505 --> 00:11:03,553 Here is your ring back, by the way. 290 00:11:05,076 --> 00:11:07,035 Um, I'm gonna-- I gotta get back to work. 291 00:11:07,078 --> 00:11:09,777 I will see you, uh, in a little bit. 292 00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:11,474 [sniffles] 293 00:11:14,956 --> 00:11:19,482 - Oh, hey, I'm coming back here to do some work. 294 00:11:21,049 --> 00:11:23,138 - Uh-huh, the old "I'll check in the back for you" trick. 295 00:11:23,181 --> 00:11:24,792 It's all good. 296 00:11:24,835 --> 00:11:27,359 I kinda wanna hide away today too--it's been a rough one. 297 00:11:27,403 --> 00:11:31,363 - Yeah--oh, hey, I apologize for Jonah's murder joke. 298 00:11:31,407 --> 00:11:33,539 I've been a little generous with my laughs. 299 00:11:33,583 --> 00:11:35,237 I'm just, you know, 300 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,760 trying to make things nice in these last couple weeks. 301 00:11:36,804 --> 00:11:38,762 Guy's just amped up. 302 00:11:38,806 --> 00:11:40,546 I'm sure he'll level out once he gets out to California. 303 00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:42,853 - Yeah, I mean, I'm not sure 304 00:11:42,897 --> 00:11:44,463 that's even happening anymore, but... 305 00:11:44,507 --> 00:11:47,423 - What? Dude. 306 00:11:47,466 --> 00:11:49,817 - I think he's ready for a much bigger step than I am. 307 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:51,383 He's talking about marriage. 308 00:11:51,427 --> 00:11:53,037 - I mean, you can't be that surprised 309 00:11:53,081 --> 00:11:54,517 that the guy wants to marry you, right? 310 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:57,041 I mean, he's been in love with you since day one. 311 00:11:57,085 --> 00:11:59,130 You remember the whole stars on the ceiling thing? 312 00:11:59,174 --> 00:12:01,219 - Of course I remember. I mean... 313 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:03,395 which, by the way, I barely knew the guy. 314 00:12:03,439 --> 00:12:04,919 It could've been a little creepy. 315 00:12:04,962 --> 00:12:07,356 - Oh, I totally see that. It's a big swing. 316 00:12:07,399 --> 00:12:09,140 - But you're right. 317 00:12:09,184 --> 00:12:12,840 I mean, he's been all in since day one, 318 00:12:12,883 --> 00:12:17,932 and he has such a big heart and he's a good person and... 319 00:12:17,975 --> 00:12:21,413 [sighs] God, I don't know what I'm doing. 320 00:12:21,457 --> 00:12:24,329 - Well, I'm sure you'll figure something out. 321 00:12:24,373 --> 00:12:26,027 - Thanks. 322 00:12:26,070 --> 00:12:27,898 - I'm gonna play this game. 323 00:12:27,942 --> 00:12:29,595 - Play away. 324 00:12:29,639 --> 00:12:31,119 - Best friend? Jeez! 325 00:12:31,162 --> 00:12:33,164 I'm so thrilled you thought of me. 326 00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:34,818 - You're just in the running, okay? 327 00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:36,385 And with you, I'm mostly interested in your ability 328 00:12:36,428 --> 00:12:38,430 to donate any organs I may need in the future. 329 00:12:38,474 --> 00:12:40,084 - Well, I hope you don't need a vagina, 330 00:12:40,128 --> 00:12:42,565 because I'll be using it. - [exhales deeply] 331 00:12:42,608 --> 00:12:45,133 - Also, my kidneys aren't great. 332 00:12:45,176 --> 00:12:48,310 - Hi, Amy. It's Glenn. 333 00:12:48,353 --> 00:12:54,490 I just wanted to say how very proud I, Glenn, am of you. 334 00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:57,058 - Sorry, Glenn. Um, she can see you. 335 00:12:57,101 --> 00:12:58,929 So you don't have to keep saying your name. 336 00:12:58,973 --> 00:13:02,411 - Oh, of course, right. She'll know. Okay. 337 00:13:02,454 --> 00:13:05,501 Hi Amy, it's me. 338 00:13:07,677 --> 00:13:09,940 - Stop. 339 00:13:10,941 --> 00:13:13,161 - Hey, there you are. 340 00:13:13,204 --> 00:13:15,163 I've been looking for you. 341 00:13:15,206 --> 00:13:19,428 I wanted to say I'm sorry and I love you, 342 00:13:19,471 --> 00:13:21,169 and I got you something. 343 00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:28,350 - Aqua socks? - Yeah. 344 00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:29,960 Well, I wanted to get you moccasins, 345 00:13:30,004 --> 00:13:31,353 but the only pair left in the store 346 00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:33,137 is covered with what I'm hoping is Silly Putty 347 00:13:33,181 --> 00:13:34,312 and not something from an animal. 348 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,314 But you get it. 349 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,663 - I-I actually don't. 350 00:13:37,707 --> 00:13:41,667 - It means I'm excited about California, 351 00:13:41,711 --> 00:13:44,409 and you and me and us in California! 352 00:13:44,453 --> 00:13:47,151 It's a gesture, Jonah. I'm gesturing. 353 00:13:47,195 --> 00:13:48,892 I'm doing the Jonah thing. 354 00:13:48,936 --> 00:13:50,415 - Okay, so you're saying... 355 00:13:50,459 --> 00:13:53,897 - I'm saying maybe I'm wrong, and--and--and-- 356 00:13:53,941 --> 00:13:56,160 and probably you're right, and we should just get married. 357 00:13:56,204 --> 00:13:58,597 Maybe not right away, or, you know, 358 00:13:58,641 --> 00:14:00,382 maybe not for a few years, but then eventually-- 359 00:14:00,425 --> 00:14:02,688 - Amy, Amy, do you wanna marry me? 360 00:14:02,732 --> 00:14:04,255 - Are you-- 361 00:14:04,299 --> 00:14:06,170 - I'm not proposing to you. I'm asking a question. 362 00:14:06,214 --> 00:14:07,998 Do you wanna marry me? Yes or no? 363 00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:10,174 - I--that's not a fair question! 364 00:14:10,218 --> 00:14:12,002 - That's not fair? I'm blowing my life up for you. 365 00:14:12,046 --> 00:14:13,612 The least you could do is answer the question. 366 00:14:13,656 --> 00:14:15,701 Do you wanna marry me? - I don't know! 367 00:14:15,745 --> 00:14:17,529 - That's not answer! Yes or no? 368 00:14:17,573 --> 00:14:19,096 - Then no! 369 00:14:21,577 --> 00:14:23,709 [sighs] 370 00:14:23,753 --> 00:14:25,929 No, Jonah... 371 00:14:25,973 --> 00:14:29,541 I don't know why I have to make this decision right now. 372 00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:31,369 Can't we just get to California 373 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,197 and then we'll just see how it goes? 374 00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:36,287 - I'm not coming to California. - What? 375 00:14:36,331 --> 00:14:39,203 - Amy, we've been together for years. 376 00:14:39,247 --> 00:14:42,032 We live together, we work together, 377 00:14:42,076 --> 00:14:43,599 we're raising Parker together. 378 00:14:43,642 --> 00:14:46,471 I don't know what else you need to know. 379 00:14:46,515 --> 00:14:49,735 And I think I deserve a little more than just see how it goes. 380 00:14:49,779 --> 00:14:51,737 - Okay, then--then-- 381 00:14:51,781 --> 00:14:53,609 then don't come to California. 382 00:14:53,652 --> 00:14:56,307 We can... we can do long-distance. 383 00:14:56,351 --> 00:14:59,006 We'll Zoom date, and you can have your couscous 384 00:14:59,049 --> 00:15:01,747 and me with my Hot Pockets-- - Amy. 385 00:15:01,791 --> 00:15:03,097 - Please. 386 00:15:04,707 --> 00:15:07,144 I don't wanna lose you. 387 00:15:07,188 --> 00:15:10,756 - When we first met, you told me that... 388 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:15,413 all your days felt the same, and you felt trapped. 389 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:18,068 [sighs] And I don't wanna be the reason 390 00:15:18,112 --> 00:15:21,593 that you feel like that again. 391 00:15:21,637 --> 00:15:23,639 - [sighs] 392 00:15:23,682 --> 00:15:26,076 ♪ 393 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,773 Jonah. 394 00:15:27,817 --> 00:15:29,601 What if I'm wrong? 395 00:15:29,645 --> 00:15:33,605 What if I get out there and I realize that I made a mistake? 396 00:15:33,649 --> 00:15:36,608 - I'm guessing you'll know where to find me. 397 00:15:44,138 --> 00:15:47,445 - Aqua socks, Amy? [bleep] aqua socks? 398 00:15:48,707 --> 00:15:51,101 I hate you, 2020! 399 00:15:54,278 --> 00:15:56,237 - And that's why you're the best, Amy. 400 00:15:57,194 --> 00:15:58,935 Yours, and warmest regards, 401 00:15:58,979 --> 00:16:02,373 Glenn...Sturgis. 402 00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:05,376 - ♪ You'll never be far, I'm keeping you near ♪ 403 00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:08,336 ♪ Inside of my heart, you're here ♪ 404 00:16:08,379 --> 00:16:10,381 ♪ Go on, it's gotta be time ♪ 405 00:16:10,425 --> 00:16:15,996 - Hi Amy, thanks for looking out for me all these years. 406 00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:18,302 You were kinda like a second mom to me. 407 00:16:18,346 --> 00:16:20,348 You taught me so much. 408 00:16:20,391 --> 00:16:23,699 And now that you're moving away, 409 00:16:23,742 --> 00:16:25,918 it's kinda like you're saying, "Okay, Cheyenne, 410 00:16:25,962 --> 00:16:27,529 "like, you know it all now. 411 00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:30,053 You have nothing left to learn." 412 00:16:30,097 --> 00:16:32,403 - ♪ I've found my treasure 413 00:16:32,447 --> 00:16:34,449 - You know, for me, this has always just been a job. 414 00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:36,538 You know, a job I hated. - What? 415 00:16:36,581 --> 00:16:39,367 - I'd clock in, do as little work as possible, clock out. 416 00:16:39,410 --> 00:16:42,370 And that's still gonna be the case, but... 417 00:16:42,413 --> 00:16:44,067 I'm just gonna hate it a little more without you here. 418 00:16:44,111 --> 00:16:46,374 - Aww. 419 00:16:46,417 --> 00:16:49,464 - ♪ I know you're gold 420 00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:50,726 ♪ It won't take you long to get ♪ 421 00:16:50,769 --> 00:16:52,249 - Aww. - Aww. 422 00:16:53,468 --> 00:16:55,078 - Amy? I don't, uh... it doesn't ring a bell. 423 00:16:55,122 --> 00:16:56,384 There's an Amy that works here? 424 00:16:56,427 --> 00:16:58,081 Cloud 9? 425 00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:00,823 Just kidding. Dumb joke. 426 00:17:00,866 --> 00:17:04,435 Anyway, congrats. You're awesome. 427 00:17:04,479 --> 00:17:05,654 You're the best thing that ever happened to me, 428 00:17:06,742 --> 00:17:07,308 I love you, blah blah blah blah blah. 429 00:17:08,483 --> 00:17:09,745 I don't really need to say goodbye, 430 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:13,575 so I will just say, "See you in California." 431 00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:14,837 Can't wait. 432 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,056 - Aww. - Aww. 433 00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:17,579 - Okay, my turn. 434 00:17:17,622 --> 00:17:19,059 Shh, guys, best part! 435 00:17:19,102 --> 00:17:22,671 Amy, you've done so much for me. 436 00:17:22,714 --> 00:17:25,413 You gave me this job, 437 00:17:25,456 --> 00:17:27,719 you've helped me through some... 438 00:17:27,763 --> 00:17:30,940 some hard times. and if it weren't for you, 439 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,811 I never would've met my boyfriend. 440 00:17:32,855 --> 00:17:34,509 - Right? 441 00:17:34,552 --> 00:17:35,945 - Because even though I said, 442 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,339 "Stop, I'm not gonna date your brother," 443 00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:40,558 even when it became a clear HR violation... 444 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,038 - It is. - You just kept pushing. 445 00:17:42,082 --> 00:17:45,433 And, Amy, you were right. 446 00:17:45,476 --> 00:17:50,786 ♪ Who can say if I've been changed for the better? ♪ 447 00:17:50,829 --> 00:17:54,137 ♪ Because I knew you 448 00:17:54,181 --> 00:17:57,053 ♪ Because I knew you ♪ 449 00:17:57,097 --> 00:18:00,970 [harmonizing] ♪ Because I knew you 450 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:06,497 ♪ I have been changed 451 00:18:06,541 --> 00:18:09,152 ♪ For good 452 00:18:09,196 --> 00:18:12,634 - That'll do, pig. - Excuse me? 453 00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:15,637 [plaintive music] 454 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,683 ♪ 455 00:18:18,727 --> 00:18:21,425 - Oh, wow. All packed up. 456 00:18:21,469 --> 00:18:22,992 - Yup, just about. 457 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,863 - Well, I wanted to give you something. 458 00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:30,565 - Aww, that's pretty. Thank you. 459 00:18:30,608 --> 00:18:32,436 - It's Myrtle. 460 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,830 Remember how she always wanted to go out to California? 461 00:18:34,873 --> 00:18:36,484 So I talked to her family, 462 00:18:36,527 --> 00:18:38,573 and they said you can take her out there. 463 00:18:38,616 --> 00:18:40,618 You know, make her dreams come true. 464 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:43,186 - Oh, that's really sweet, actually. 465 00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:45,536 - Yeah, her sister said you got about a third of her in there. 466 00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:46,842 - Oh. - Yeah. 467 00:18:46,885 --> 00:18:49,627 And--and... 468 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,368 I also wanted to give you this. 469 00:18:56,156 --> 00:18:58,158 - An I-9? Thank you. 470 00:18:58,201 --> 00:19:02,031 - It's your I-9 from when you were a summer hire, remember? 471 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:05,556 And now here we are, 17 years later, 472 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,080 and you're off to some fancy corporate job. 473 00:19:08,124 --> 00:19:10,561 I couldn't be prouder. 474 00:19:10,605 --> 00:19:13,042 - I can't believe you saved this. 475 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:16,132 - Well, I always knew you were gonna be special. 476 00:19:16,176 --> 00:19:18,439 - [sighs] 477 00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:21,050 - Also, I saved everyone's, for auditing purposes. 478 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,400 - Well, it's still very cool. 479 00:19:25,446 --> 00:19:27,839 It's gonna be really weird not seeing your face, 480 00:19:27,883 --> 00:19:31,669 'cause your face has just always been there. 481 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,411 [sniffling] 482 00:19:35,891 --> 00:19:38,807 [exhales] 483 00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:41,070 - Not yet! - Okay. 484 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,767 - ♪ Woo-ooh, woo-ooh 485 00:19:42,811 --> 00:19:45,683 [indistinct chatter] 486 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:49,774 ♪ Woo-ooh, woo-ooh, woo-ooh 487 00:19:49,818 --> 00:19:51,080 [fireworks exploding] 488 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,560 - Wow. 489 00:19:52,603 --> 00:19:55,084 - ♪ Once upon a time, it was paradise ♪ 490 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:57,173 - It's a going-away present from me and Bo. 491 00:19:57,217 --> 00:19:59,262 We found a ton of fireworks at the dump. 492 00:19:59,306 --> 00:20:03,092 - Ohh, Cheyenne, that's really sweet, thank you. 493 00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:05,877 You know you can call me, right? 494 00:20:05,921 --> 00:20:08,097 For anything. - Oh, yeah. 495 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,925 I probably won't call you, though. 496 00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:12,014 I'll just text, if that's okay. 497 00:20:12,057 --> 00:20:14,059 - Yeah, no, I-- that's what I meant. 498 00:20:14,103 --> 00:20:16,236 - Okay. Ooh, I'm empty. 499 00:20:16,279 --> 00:20:18,586 - Go get it. [laughs] 500 00:20:18,629 --> 00:20:22,024 - ♪ I want my house in the hills ♪ 501 00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:25,114 ♪ Don't want the whiskey and pills ♪ 502 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,637 - Hey. - Hey. 503 00:20:26,681 --> 00:20:28,552 - [grunts] How's the search going? 504 00:20:28,596 --> 00:20:30,075 - Eh, kinda striking out. 505 00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:31,860 I'm staring down the barrel of Sandra right now, 506 00:20:31,903 --> 00:20:33,644 so I think I may have to resort to the night shift. 507 00:20:33,688 --> 00:20:36,256 - Yikes. - How are you doing? 508 00:20:36,299 --> 00:20:38,127 The whole Jonah thing? 509 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,955 - Feels pretty bad. 510 00:20:39,998 --> 00:20:43,001 But also not wrong, so... 511 00:20:43,045 --> 00:20:46,657 I'll miss him. I'll miss you. 512 00:20:46,701 --> 00:20:48,616 - Yeah. 513 00:20:48,659 --> 00:20:51,009 You know, the harder I try to replace you, 514 00:20:51,053 --> 00:20:53,534 the more I realize that, uh, 515 00:20:53,577 --> 00:20:55,579 maybe you're not replaceable. 516 00:20:55,623 --> 00:20:57,799 I don't know. I'm probably wrong. 517 00:20:57,842 --> 00:20:59,322 Yeah, just tired or something. 518 00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:01,977 - That's-- that's probably it. 519 00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:03,631 - Yeah, I mean, we're still gonna see each other. 520 00:21:03,674 --> 00:21:05,154 Sure, I mean, I'm never going to California, 521 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,634 but we can meet in Fort Collins. 522 00:21:06,677 --> 00:21:08,636 - It's a deal. 523 00:21:08,679 --> 00:21:11,639 ♪ 524 00:21:11,682 --> 00:21:13,293 - Thought you might need something a little stronger. 525 00:21:13,336 --> 00:21:16,208 - ♪ Woke up one day, and it turned to dust ♪ 526 00:21:16,252 --> 00:21:18,080 - Thanks. 527 00:21:18,123 --> 00:21:19,951 - Want me to start talking trash about her? 528 00:21:19,995 --> 00:21:22,345 - No, man, come on. 529 00:21:22,389 --> 00:21:24,565 [sighs] 530 00:21:24,608 --> 00:21:27,132 Maybe tomorrow. 531 00:21:27,176 --> 00:21:30,179 - ♪ I'm not who I used to be 532 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:33,269 ♪ You say that everything changed ♪ 533 00:21:33,313 --> 00:21:35,663 ♪ You're right, we're grown now ♪ 534 00:21:35,706 --> 00:21:37,621 ♪ So won't you slide away? 535 00:21:37,665 --> 00:21:39,667 ♪ Back to the ocean 536 00:21:39,710 --> 00:21:42,670 ♪ I'll go back to the city lights ♪ 537 00:21:42,713 --> 00:21:43,975 ♪ So won't you slide away? 538 00:21:44,019 --> 00:21:46,369 ♪ Back to the ocean 539 00:21:46,413 --> 00:21:49,285 ♪ La-la-la, you'll slide away ♪