1 00:00:04,112 --> 00:00:06,070 - Some of you must be thinking, 2 00:00:06,114 --> 00:00:08,159 "Wow, our manager sure looks different today." 3 00:00:08,203 --> 00:00:10,292 It's a little joke because, you know, 4 00:00:10,335 --> 00:00:12,598 I'm taking over for Amy, and-- 5 00:00:12,642 --> 00:00:15,123 oh, Jonah, I'm sorry. 6 00:00:15,166 --> 00:00:17,342 - It's fine. You can say her name. 7 00:00:17,386 --> 00:00:19,170 I'm aware she still exists. 8 00:00:19,214 --> 00:00:20,911 - Okay, well, um, 9 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:23,044 I promised Jerusha 10 00:00:23,087 --> 00:00:26,308 that I would not let the job stress me out this time around. 11 00:00:26,351 --> 00:00:28,658 So instead of me leading the meeting, 12 00:00:28,701 --> 00:00:31,052 why don't we all lead the meeting together? 13 00:00:31,095 --> 00:00:33,619 - Cool, that seems much better than you just giving us 14 00:00:33,663 --> 00:00:35,404 the information we need to do our jobs. 15 00:00:35,447 --> 00:00:38,363 - Okay, Garrett, just park the snark, okay? 16 00:00:38,407 --> 00:00:40,061 Who's got an announcement? 17 00:00:40,104 --> 00:00:41,540 - Oh, I got one. 18 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:43,586 I saw a picture of my great-grandmother 19 00:00:43,629 --> 00:00:44,891 from the 1930s, 20 00:00:44,935 --> 00:00:46,806 and I realized, "Whoa. 21 00:00:46,850 --> 00:00:48,156 That's my type." 22 00:00:48,199 --> 00:00:50,506 - Well, that's...something. 23 00:00:50,549 --> 00:00:51,681 Mm-hmm? 24 00:00:51,724 --> 00:00:53,117 - Last night, Jerry fed a granola bar 25 00:00:53,161 --> 00:00:54,336 to one of Tony's sharks. 26 00:00:54,379 --> 00:00:55,902 - Whoa, what happened? 27 00:00:55,946 --> 00:00:57,078 - Nothing. 28 00:00:57,121 --> 00:00:58,731 - Cool. 29 00:00:58,775 --> 00:01:00,733 - Okay, Glenn, how about-- hit us with one of yours. 30 00:01:00,777 --> 00:01:02,083 You know, a classic manager announcement 31 00:01:02,126 --> 00:01:03,171 for the fans. 32 00:01:03,214 --> 00:01:06,261 - Yeah, okay. All right. 33 00:01:06,304 --> 00:01:09,742 We need someone to replace me as floor supervisor. 34 00:01:09,786 --> 00:01:12,615 So if you're interested, let me know, 35 00:01:12,658 --> 00:01:15,096 'cause, you know, it can lead to bigger things. 36 00:01:15,139 --> 00:01:17,141 Just look at Amy... [stammers] 37 00:01:19,187 --> 00:01:21,580 Jonah. - It's fine, seriously. 38 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:22,451 - No, no. 39 00:01:22,494 --> 00:01:23,713 It's my first meeting, 40 00:01:23,756 --> 00:01:26,150 and already, I'm upsetting everyone. 41 00:01:26,194 --> 00:01:27,760 And now I'm stressed, 42 00:01:27,804 --> 00:01:30,372 and I promised Jerusha that, if this should happen, 43 00:01:30,415 --> 00:01:33,157 I would remove myself from the situation. 44 00:01:35,812 --> 00:01:37,379 - Twice. 45 00:01:37,422 --> 00:01:40,121 They made him the manager twice. 46 00:01:40,164 --> 00:01:43,080 [upbeat music] 47 00:01:43,124 --> 00:01:44,908 48 00:01:44,951 --> 00:01:47,911 - [exhales] I'm so glad we're repainting your office. 49 00:01:47,954 --> 00:01:49,086 Okay, which do you like better: 50 00:01:49,130 --> 00:01:51,697 Seawater or Dusty Mint? 51 00:01:51,741 --> 00:01:53,612 - Oh, um... 52 00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:58,443 well, they're both so different. 53 00:01:58,487 --> 00:02:00,010 You know what? Why don't you pick? 54 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,446 You know, in fact, 55 00:02:01,490 --> 00:02:03,056 maybe I'll start leaning on you to make 56 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:04,884 some executive decisions around here. 57 00:02:04,928 --> 00:02:07,887 You know, anything to help out with the old stress. 58 00:02:07,931 --> 00:02:10,586 - Executive decisions. 59 00:02:10,629 --> 00:02:12,196 Yes, I guess I could see myself 60 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:13,719 calling some of the shots around here. 61 00:02:13,763 --> 00:02:16,331 Sort of like the Evita to your Juan Perón. 62 00:02:16,374 --> 00:02:19,203 Patti LuPone version, obviously, not Madonna. 63 00:02:19,247 --> 00:02:21,205 - Oh, oh, oh. Uh-huh. 64 00:02:21,249 --> 00:02:23,425 So what do you think about the paint? 65 00:02:23,468 --> 00:02:25,905 - Seawater. Dusty Mint is garbage. 66 00:02:25,949 --> 00:02:27,037 - Yeah, yeah. 67 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,170 I mean, Dusty Mint stinks. 68 00:02:29,213 --> 00:02:30,954 Get out of here. You stink. 69 00:02:30,997 --> 00:02:32,434 [chuckles] 70 00:02:32,477 --> 00:02:33,826 - That was Seawater. 71 00:02:33,870 --> 00:02:35,872 - Oh. 72 00:02:35,915 --> 00:02:37,787 Well, tell your friend. 73 00:02:37,830 --> 00:02:39,354 - Hey, excuse me? 74 00:02:39,397 --> 00:02:42,357 - Oh, hey, you're Sandra's child. 75 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,054 - Tony. We met before. 76 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:45,229 - Of course, man. 77 00:02:45,273 --> 00:02:46,709 She shows me pictures of you all the time. 78 00:02:46,752 --> 00:02:49,015 Congratulations on being a part of clean plate club. 79 00:02:49,059 --> 00:02:50,539 - Thanks, bro. 80 00:02:50,582 --> 00:02:54,195 So, um, can you unlock that case for me? 81 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:56,632 - Yeah, totally. 82 00:02:56,675 --> 00:03:00,331 Um, I just need to get a key. 83 00:03:00,375 --> 00:03:02,551 Tony is in the store, 84 00:03:02,594 --> 00:03:05,858 and he would like me to open up the condom case. 85 00:03:05,902 --> 00:03:07,991 - Jerry and I knew this day would come. 86 00:03:08,034 --> 00:03:11,560 - Yes, ever since you very recently adopted him. 87 00:03:11,603 --> 00:03:13,562 - Well, I guess it's good that he's being safe. 88 00:03:13,605 --> 00:03:15,390 You can open it. - Okay. 89 00:03:15,433 --> 00:03:16,391 - And actually, 90 00:03:16,434 --> 00:03:18,175 maybe you could 91 00:03:18,219 --> 00:03:20,264 talk to him about sex and stuff. 92 00:03:20,308 --> 00:03:21,961 - Yeah, no, I'm not gonna do that. 93 00:03:22,005 --> 00:03:23,180 - Oh, please, Garrett? 94 00:03:23,224 --> 00:03:25,269 I just wanna make sure he's really ready 95 00:03:25,313 --> 00:03:26,879 and he's doing it for the right reasons. 96 00:03:26,923 --> 00:03:29,447 You know how teenage boys don't wanna talk to their moms, 97 00:03:29,491 --> 00:03:33,582 and Jerry tried, but he's so sexually specific. 98 00:03:33,625 --> 00:03:36,802 - Look, I'll open the case 'cause that's my job, 99 00:03:36,846 --> 00:03:38,935 but that's it. 100 00:03:38,978 --> 00:03:42,286 And by specific do you mean anatomically? 101 00:03:42,330 --> 00:03:44,593 You know what? I don't wanna know. 102 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:46,812 - Oh, hey, uh, Glenn? 103 00:03:46,856 --> 00:03:48,379 - Hmm? 104 00:03:48,423 --> 00:03:49,902 - I've been thinking about it, 105 00:03:49,946 --> 00:03:52,514 and I wanna apply for the floor supervisor job. 106 00:03:52,557 --> 00:03:54,690 - Oh, Jonah, that's wonderful. 107 00:03:54,733 --> 00:03:56,735 - Yeah, yeah, I just figured I have some time on my hands. 108 00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:58,520 You know, why not throw myself into work? 109 00:03:58,563 --> 00:04:00,043 - Oh. - Right. 110 00:04:00,086 --> 00:04:01,436 Right, right, right. 111 00:04:01,479 --> 00:04:03,133 Try to pick up the pieces of your shattered life. 112 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:05,222 It's worth a try. - Yeah. 113 00:04:05,266 --> 00:04:06,702 - I was gonna say, 114 00:04:06,745 --> 00:04:08,747 just because I'm not moving to California 115 00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:11,141 doesn't mean I can't move forward with my life. 116 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,882 - You as floor supervisor. 117 00:04:12,925 --> 00:04:15,145 I mean, I guess you are a functioning adult, 118 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,364 unlike the last guy. 119 00:04:16,407 --> 00:04:18,279 No offense, Glenn. - [laughs sarcastically] 120 00:04:18,322 --> 00:04:19,889 Yeah, watch out. 121 00:04:19,932 --> 00:04:21,282 I'm gonna zing you back. 122 00:04:21,325 --> 00:04:22,326 Yeah, yeah. 123 00:04:22,370 --> 00:04:25,111 Okay, here comes the heater. 124 00:04:25,155 --> 00:04:26,461 Um... 125 00:04:26,504 --> 00:04:28,898 we'll do it later. 126 00:04:28,941 --> 00:04:31,335 - Right, so anyway, I was just gonna say, 127 00:04:31,379 --> 00:04:34,251 I have a bunch of great ideas. 128 00:04:34,295 --> 00:04:35,774 Like, for instance, 129 00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:37,863 what if we gave walkie-talkies to all the zone captains 130 00:04:37,907 --> 00:04:39,430 so we don't have to hike all over the store? 131 00:04:39,474 --> 00:04:41,302 - Oh, that's interesting. - Right? 132 00:04:41,345 --> 00:04:44,435 Yeah, and to be honest, there are a lot of policies 133 00:04:44,479 --> 00:04:47,133 that could be updated or changed altogether. 134 00:04:47,177 --> 00:04:50,049 - Or we could not change 135 00:04:50,093 --> 00:04:51,877 any of the carefully thought out policies 136 00:04:51,921 --> 00:04:53,444 I've been honing for the past decade. 137 00:04:53,488 --> 00:04:55,577 Also, we only have eight walkies, 138 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:57,666 and I need four backups. 139 00:04:58,231 --> 00:05:01,365 - Right, but we could just buy more walkies. 140 00:05:01,409 --> 00:05:04,325 - Oh, the DX49Ls? 141 00:05:04,368 --> 00:05:05,761 They discontinued them seven years ago. 142 00:05:05,804 --> 00:05:07,153 - Yeah. - Good luck, buddy. 143 00:05:07,197 --> 00:05:08,329 [laughing] This guy. 144 00:05:08,372 --> 00:05:09,808 "Can we just order more DX49Ls?" 145 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:11,506 It's like, "Good luck, buddy. 146 00:05:11,549 --> 00:05:13,638 They were discontinued seven years ago." 147 00:05:13,682 --> 00:05:15,161 - Yeah, well, anyway, obviously, 148 00:05:15,205 --> 00:05:17,642 that idea was a little too out of the box, but... 149 00:05:17,686 --> 00:05:19,296 - Yeah. - But I'm just saying, 150 00:05:19,340 --> 00:05:20,906 it couldn't hurt to shake things up a little bit here. 151 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:22,473 - Okay. 152 00:05:22,517 --> 00:05:24,475 - Anyway, just wanted to let you know that I am interested. 153 00:05:24,519 --> 00:05:26,259 - Great. - Noted. 154 00:05:26,303 --> 00:05:28,784 - Yeah. - Thank you. 155 00:05:28,827 --> 00:05:31,134 - Well, there's one thing off my plate. 156 00:05:31,177 --> 00:05:32,353 - No way. 157 00:05:32,396 --> 00:05:33,702 I don't want a floor supervisor 158 00:05:33,745 --> 00:05:35,617 who's gonna be constantly contradicting us, 159 00:05:35,660 --> 00:05:37,575 poking holes in our perfect system. 160 00:05:37,619 --> 00:05:39,360 Just leave it with me. I'll find someone else. 161 00:05:39,403 --> 00:05:40,535 - No, we've got Jonah. 162 00:05:40,578 --> 00:05:43,059 Dina, you are--um. 163 00:05:43,102 --> 00:05:45,061 - Oh, is the zinger coming? 164 00:05:47,629 --> 00:05:50,327 - You broke my rhythm, so... 165 00:05:50,371 --> 00:05:52,547 your loss. 166 00:05:52,590 --> 00:05:55,419 - So Jonah wants to be the new floor supervisor. 167 00:05:55,463 --> 00:05:57,160 - Oh, cool. 168 00:05:57,203 --> 00:05:59,249 - Yeah, I guess I just hoped that someone else would 169 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:01,164 throw their hat in the ring, you know? 170 00:06:01,207 --> 00:06:02,557 Someone chill. 171 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,603 Someone who isn't a white male that reeks of privilege. 172 00:06:05,647 --> 00:06:07,344 - Yeah, but it's hard, though, right? 173 00:06:07,388 --> 00:06:08,693 'Cause of, like, systemic stuff. 174 00:06:08,737 --> 00:06:12,044 - Mm, true that, true that. 175 00:06:12,088 --> 00:06:14,482 I just feel like there has to be a better choice. 176 00:06:14,525 --> 00:06:15,874 Someone who's been here forever. 177 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:18,399 Someone who's style is always on point. 178 00:06:18,442 --> 00:06:19,704 - Hmm. 179 00:06:19,748 --> 00:06:21,358 Oh, how about Brett? His new boots are dope. 180 00:06:21,402 --> 00:06:22,403 - Nope, no, no. 181 00:06:22,446 --> 00:06:23,404 I think it has to be a woman-- 182 00:06:23,447 --> 00:06:24,970 of color, who is also... 183 00:06:25,014 --> 00:06:26,145 young. 184 00:06:26,581 --> 00:06:28,409 - Oh, hey. You know what? 185 00:06:28,452 --> 00:06:29,975 Maybe I should apply. 186 00:06:30,019 --> 00:06:30,933 - Yes, Cheyenne. 187 00:06:30,976 --> 00:06:32,761 I was laying it on pretty thick. 188 00:06:34,153 --> 00:06:35,416 - Thank you, bro. 189 00:06:35,459 --> 00:06:36,634 - Yeah, man. No problem. 190 00:06:36,678 --> 00:06:39,463 - Yo, so are any of these, like, reusable? 191 00:06:39,507 --> 00:06:42,248 - Reusable? Uh, no. 192 00:06:42,292 --> 00:06:44,947 - Oh. 193 00:06:44,990 --> 00:06:46,339 - [sighs] 194 00:06:46,383 --> 00:06:49,386 Hey, uh, if you have any questions about this stuff, 195 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:51,214 I'm happy to talk to you about it-- 196 00:06:51,257 --> 00:06:52,694 or not. 197 00:06:52,737 --> 00:06:55,436 - Actually, yeah, I've got a buttload of questions. 198 00:06:55,479 --> 00:06:57,960 - That's a lot. 199 00:06:58,003 --> 00:06:59,265 - She's got a ton of experience, 200 00:06:59,309 --> 00:07:00,963 she did Cloud 9 Academy, 201 00:07:01,006 --> 00:07:02,355 and she'll do whatever we ask of her 202 00:07:02,399 --> 00:07:04,706 without bringing her own creative take to everything. 203 00:07:04,749 --> 00:07:07,230 - I know, but Jonah is so smart. 204 00:07:07,273 --> 00:07:09,145 He'll say stuff like, "Here's the thing," 205 00:07:09,188 --> 00:07:11,800 and, boy, do I buckle up for the thing. 206 00:07:11,843 --> 00:07:15,586 - I get that, but, look, we can get Cheyenne now, okay? 207 00:07:15,630 --> 00:07:16,805 Do you order the hamburger 208 00:07:16,848 --> 00:07:18,023 when there's a steak on the menu? 209 00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:19,155 - Sometimes, 210 00:07:19,198 --> 00:07:20,286 'cause of the cutting. 211 00:07:20,330 --> 00:07:21,331 - Okay, listen. 212 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:22,767 ultimately, it is your call, 213 00:07:22,811 --> 00:07:24,943 and if you choose Jonah over Cheyenne 214 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:26,118 and crush her-- 215 00:07:26,162 --> 00:07:29,121 because she views you as a father figure-- 216 00:07:29,165 --> 00:07:30,209 so be it. 217 00:07:30,253 --> 00:07:31,733 - [stammers wordlessly] 218 00:07:31,776 --> 00:07:33,778 We're having an election. 219 00:07:33,822 --> 00:07:36,825 Both Jonah and Cheyenne wanna be floor supervisor. 220 00:07:36,868 --> 00:07:39,523 So we're gonna let the people decide. 221 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:40,611 - The people? 222 00:07:40,655 --> 00:07:42,439 Glenn, the people are idiots. 223 00:07:42,483 --> 00:07:44,354 [people grumbling] 224 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:45,486 Well, don't look at me like that. 225 00:07:45,529 --> 00:07:46,487 You know. 226 00:07:46,530 --> 00:07:47,662 - Yeah. 227 00:07:50,534 --> 00:07:52,971 - I'm not just gonna be assigning shifts. 228 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:54,277 I wanna be here for you guys. I wanna listen, you know? 229 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:57,628 What do you guys wanna see in the store? 230 00:07:57,672 --> 00:08:01,327 - Well, I make these cat toys out of tampon applicators, 231 00:08:01,371 --> 00:08:03,416 and I was thinking about selling them here. 232 00:08:03,460 --> 00:08:04,635 - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 233 00:08:05,723 --> 00:08:08,334 Yeah, yeah. I hear you. 234 00:08:08,378 --> 00:08:09,858 You know, and it's these kind of dialogues-- 235 00:08:09,901 --> 00:08:11,207 - Damn, he's good. 236 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:13,514 - Oh, he's just campaigning. You could do that. 237 00:08:13,557 --> 00:08:15,080 Just play politics. 238 00:08:15,124 --> 00:08:16,995 Say good things about yourself. Say bad things about Jonah. 239 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:18,344 Make some promises. 240 00:08:18,388 --> 00:08:20,172 - Yeah, but if I promise things, 241 00:08:20,216 --> 00:08:22,218 won't I have to do those things once I'm elected? 242 00:08:22,261 --> 00:08:24,307 - God, no. - Why not? 243 00:08:24,350 --> 00:08:26,483 - No one knows. You just don't. 244 00:08:26,527 --> 00:08:28,224 America rules. 245 00:08:28,267 --> 00:08:30,008 - Their stuff is nice. 246 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:31,706 Our stuff, disgusting. 247 00:08:31,749 --> 00:08:33,708 So be a gentleman. Go with the lights out. 248 00:08:33,751 --> 00:08:35,231 - Cool. 249 00:08:35,274 --> 00:08:36,537 What if you're watching a movie? 250 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:37,494 Do you turn it off? 251 00:08:37,538 --> 00:08:39,409 - Mm, you can keep watching it. 252 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:41,585 You just wanna make sure it's not a really sad movie. 253 00:08:41,629 --> 00:08:42,934 You know, you don't wanna be going at it, 254 00:08:42,978 --> 00:08:44,414 and then, all of a sudden, 255 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:45,894 Macaulay Culkin gets stung by a bunch of bees and dies. 256 00:08:45,937 --> 00:08:47,591 - I don't know who that is, but okay. 257 00:08:47,635 --> 00:08:49,027 - Mm, oh, and also, 258 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:51,595 afterwards, you can call her an Uber, 259 00:08:51,639 --> 00:08:53,858 but wait until she asks. 260 00:08:53,902 --> 00:08:55,599 - My girlfriend rides a skateboard. 261 00:08:55,643 --> 00:08:56,731 - Oh, dope. 262 00:08:56,774 --> 00:08:57,906 Even better. 263 00:08:57,949 --> 00:08:59,516 So anything else? 264 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:00,996 - Um... 265 00:09:01,039 --> 00:09:02,388 how do you know if you're in love? 266 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:05,261 - [chuckles] 267 00:09:05,304 --> 00:09:07,785 Well, how much time do you have? 268 00:09:07,829 --> 00:09:09,482 - School starts at 8:00 tomorrow. 269 00:09:09,526 --> 00:09:10,396 - Cool. 270 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:11,920 I think that's enough time. 271 00:09:11,963 --> 00:09:13,878 Let's get into it. 272 00:09:13,922 --> 00:09:16,315 - Oh, just a heads-up: Carol asked for the day off, 273 00:09:16,359 --> 00:09:17,926 but she didn't really have a good reason. 274 00:09:17,969 --> 00:09:18,927 So I used my executive authority 275 00:09:18,970 --> 00:09:20,624 and said no. 276 00:09:20,668 --> 00:09:22,495 - Oh...okay. 277 00:09:22,539 --> 00:09:25,107 Hey, listen, when I said I wanted help, 278 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:26,717 you know, making decisions, 279 00:09:26,761 --> 00:09:28,327 I meant smaller decisions. 280 00:09:28,371 --> 00:09:30,329 - Glenn, if you're gonna lean on me, lean on me. 281 00:09:30,373 --> 00:09:32,941 You're way too busy to be wasting your time with Carol. 282 00:09:32,984 --> 00:09:35,508 - Yeah, well, I guess I am busy. 283 00:09:35,552 --> 00:09:37,206 - Yeah, I told her you're not even up for talking 284 00:09:37,249 --> 00:09:38,860 'cause you just had a big fight with Jerusha. 285 00:09:38,903 --> 00:09:40,775 - A fight with Jerusha? 286 00:09:40,818 --> 00:09:42,690 We never fight. 287 00:09:42,733 --> 00:09:44,300 We swallow our anger, 288 00:09:44,343 --> 00:09:45,518 and then it comes out later 289 00:09:45,562 --> 00:09:48,043 as quiet burps while we're driving. 290 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,655 - You take away my break, and I'll run you over 291 00:09:51,699 --> 00:09:53,526 with your stupid hybrid car! 292 00:09:55,311 --> 00:09:57,313 - Cheyenne, did you tell people 293 00:09:57,356 --> 00:09:58,619 I was gonna take away their breaks? 294 00:09:58,662 --> 00:10:00,795 - Yeah, Dina told me if I said that to people, 295 00:10:00,838 --> 00:10:02,100 they wouldn't vote for you. 296 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:04,450 Plus my friend K-Fai works at Olive Garden... 297 00:10:04,494 --> 00:10:05,626 [loudly] And if I'm elected, 298 00:10:05,669 --> 00:10:07,802 she's gonna bring us free breadsticks. 299 00:10:07,845 --> 00:10:08,890 Oh, and also, 300 00:10:08,933 --> 00:10:10,631 I promise to get the best scientists 301 00:10:10,674 --> 00:10:13,111 to work really hard on a COVID vaccine. 302 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,156 - What? 303 00:10:14,199 --> 00:10:15,287 Oh, come on, that's-- 304 00:10:15,331 --> 00:10:16,680 there is no way she can do that-- 305 00:10:16,724 --> 00:10:18,073 the vaccine thing. 306 00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:20,118 The breadsticks part, maybe. I don't know. 307 00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:22,120 - I just wanna say I fully endorse Jonah. 308 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:23,382 - Thank you, Marcus. 309 00:10:23,426 --> 00:10:24,557 - He's my best friend, 310 00:10:24,601 --> 00:10:26,124 and if he loses this like he lost Amy, 311 00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:27,691 he's gonna drive off a frickin' bridge. 312 00:10:27,735 --> 00:10:28,823 - No, no. 313 00:10:28,866 --> 00:10:30,128 You should vote for us 314 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,695 based on things we can actually do. 315 00:10:31,739 --> 00:10:33,436 Like, Nia, you're new here. 316 00:10:33,479 --> 00:10:34,393 Is there anything you've noticed 317 00:10:34,437 --> 00:10:35,394 that we could do differently? 318 00:10:35,438 --> 00:10:37,179 - I like the breadsticks thing. 319 00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:38,484 - Thank you. - Yeah. 320 00:10:38,528 --> 00:10:39,790 - Okay. 321 00:10:39,834 --> 00:10:41,879 Well, then I will also get you breadsticks. 322 00:10:41,923 --> 00:10:42,837 - Yeah! - Yes! 323 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,186 - That's my boy! 324 00:10:44,229 --> 00:10:45,622 Better luck next time, bridge. 325 00:10:46,971 --> 00:10:49,060 - So I talked to Tony. 326 00:10:49,104 --> 00:10:51,541 - You did? Aww, thanks, Garrett. 327 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,282 - Yeah, no problem. You know, he's a good kid. 328 00:10:53,325 --> 00:10:55,545 You know, it was actually really cute. 329 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:58,156 He asked how he would know when he's in love. 330 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,246 - Oh, I'm sorry. That must have been tough. 331 00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:03,074 - Why would you say that? 332 00:11:03,118 --> 00:11:04,772 - Just seemed like you were more of a hookup guy, 333 00:11:04,815 --> 00:11:06,034 not really a love guy. 334 00:11:06,077 --> 00:11:07,252 So, you know, 335 00:11:07,296 --> 00:11:09,080 might've been hard to know what to say. 336 00:11:09,124 --> 00:11:11,300 - [chuckles] Come on, seriously? 337 00:11:11,343 --> 00:11:12,736 I've been in love before. 338 00:11:13,650 --> 00:11:15,043 - Oh, no. 339 00:11:15,086 --> 00:11:16,784 I mean, like, with a real woman. 340 00:11:16,827 --> 00:11:18,307 Not, like, with "Tomb Raider." 341 00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:19,743 - No, real women. 342 00:11:19,787 --> 00:11:21,571 - Okay. 343 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:22,790 My mistake. 344 00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:25,531 - I have. - Okay. 345 00:11:25,575 --> 00:11:27,229 - It's true. 346 00:11:27,272 --> 00:11:29,492 - O-- - Don't say okay. 347 00:11:31,189 --> 00:11:33,191 - Mm-hmm. 348 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:34,584 - [quietly] Come on. 349 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,760 - ♪ You say you'll never be mine ♪ 350 00:11:36,804 --> 00:11:38,022 - [sniffs] 351 00:11:38,066 --> 00:11:39,589 - ♪ Darling, there'll come a time ♪ 352 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,025 ♪ I'll taste all the love that you been-- ♪ 353 00:11:41,069 --> 00:11:44,028 - Hey! Didn't realize you were a fellow boob man. 354 00:11:44,072 --> 00:11:45,682 Nice. 355 00:11:45,726 --> 00:11:48,119 - Yeah, why didn't you tell us you were bonkers for honkers? 356 00:11:48,163 --> 00:11:50,992 - I'm sorry. Are you guys talking to me? 357 00:11:51,035 --> 00:11:53,342 - Dina and Cheyenne sent out the photo of you at Hooters. 358 00:11:53,385 --> 00:11:54,778 - Found it on Facebook. 359 00:11:54,822 --> 00:11:57,215 Here, I'll put it on the screen for you. 360 00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:59,261 [people chuckle and murmur] 361 00:11:59,304 --> 00:12:01,916 - What is--is this supposed the be a scandal? 362 00:12:01,959 --> 00:12:04,135 That five or six years ago, I went to a restaurant? 363 00:12:04,179 --> 00:12:05,789 - No, the scandal is 364 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,748 that Mr. Feminist can't even eat a chicken wing 365 00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:09,924 without being around half-naked women. 366 00:12:09,967 --> 00:12:12,187 - I was only there because it was a friend's birthday party. 367 00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:14,276 And they made us pose with them. 368 00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:15,625 And they're not half-naked. 369 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,366 They're wearing shorts and a T-shirt. 370 00:12:17,409 --> 00:12:19,760 - Ah, too much clothing for this horndog. 371 00:12:19,803 --> 00:12:22,632 - Yeah, and if Jonah is lying about being a feminist, 372 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,765 we can't trust him about anything. 373 00:12:24,808 --> 00:12:26,201 - Good point. Doesn't she raise a good point? 374 00:12:26,244 --> 00:12:27,855 - Guys, come on. This is ridiculous. 375 00:12:27,898 --> 00:12:31,032 This has nothing to do with-- I'm a feminist, okay? 376 00:12:31,075 --> 00:12:34,818 And I don't even like wings. I ordered the caprese salad. 377 00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:37,125 - Hooters had a caprese salad on the menu? 378 00:12:37,168 --> 00:12:39,040 - They made it special for me. 379 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:40,476 - Come on, man. - Ew. 380 00:12:40,519 --> 00:12:42,043 - Oh, wow. Do you hear yourself? 381 00:12:42,086 --> 00:12:43,696 - The worst part of the story. 382 00:12:45,829 --> 00:12:47,744 - Hey, Glenn. - Hmm? 383 00:12:47,788 --> 00:12:51,226 - You holding up, okay? - Yeah, sure am. 384 00:12:51,269 --> 00:12:53,271 I mean, as good as I can be, 385 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,883 you know, after the fight with Jerusha. 386 00:12:55,926 --> 00:12:56,927 - Mm-hmm. 387 00:12:56,971 --> 00:12:59,800 - Yep, she said some bathroom words. 388 00:12:59,843 --> 00:13:00,975 - Oh. 389 00:13:01,018 --> 00:13:03,934 - She threw a mustard jar at me. 390 00:13:03,978 --> 00:13:06,371 It left a bruise... 391 00:13:06,415 --> 00:13:07,633 on my thigh. 392 00:13:07,677 --> 00:13:10,027 So you can't see it-- 393 00:13:10,071 --> 00:13:11,463 I mean, unless, you know, 394 00:13:11,507 --> 00:13:12,856 we were to go swimming, 395 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,858 but it'll be gone by pool season. 396 00:13:14,902 --> 00:13:17,861 So, you know, you won't even be able to see it then, 397 00:13:17,905 --> 00:13:22,213 but it will have been there in the past, 398 00:13:22,257 --> 00:13:24,128 which is now. 399 00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:25,869 - Jerusha. What a bitch. 400 00:13:25,913 --> 00:13:27,566 - Uh-huh. 401 00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:28,741 - Hey, Glenn. - Hm? 402 00:13:28,785 --> 00:13:30,134 - You remember when I dated that girl Alex 403 00:13:30,178 --> 00:13:31,396 that worked here? 404 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,050 - Uh, oh, yeah, of course. 405 00:13:33,094 --> 00:13:35,748 - Can you please tell Sandra that we were in love 406 00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:36,967 and not just hooking up? 407 00:13:37,011 --> 00:13:38,012 I mean, we hung out all the time. 408 00:13:38,055 --> 00:13:40,101 Remember? - Oh--oh, yeah, yeah. 409 00:13:40,144 --> 00:13:42,103 You guys were joined at the hip for a while, there. 410 00:13:42,146 --> 00:13:44,670 - Thank you. - Became a problem though 411 00:13:44,714 --> 00:13:46,977 'cause he was also seeing Candace from pharmacy. 412 00:13:47,021 --> 00:13:48,544 - Okay, we don't need to get into that. 413 00:13:48,587 --> 00:13:49,937 - So you were in love, 414 00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:51,895 but you were also dating someone else. 415 00:13:51,939 --> 00:13:54,767 - Yes, and then Alex found out about Candace, 416 00:13:54,811 --> 00:13:57,770 and then they refused to work the same shifts together. 417 00:13:57,814 --> 00:14:00,295 I'm getting stressed just talking about it. 418 00:14:00,338 --> 00:14:02,079 I'm gonna go call Jerusha. 419 00:14:02,123 --> 00:14:03,254 [gasps] 420 00:14:03,298 --> 00:14:04,429 Don't tell Carol. 421 00:14:04,473 --> 00:14:05,648 And if she asks, 422 00:14:05,691 --> 00:14:08,085 you saw my thigh bruise, 423 00:14:08,129 --> 00:14:09,608 and it was hideous. 424 00:14:09,652 --> 00:14:11,393 All thanks to Mateo. 425 00:14:11,436 --> 00:14:14,526 - Garrett, this isn't a big deal. 426 00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:16,224 You got plenty of time to find love. 427 00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:18,226 You're only what, 32? 428 00:14:18,269 --> 00:14:19,227 - I'm 40. 429 00:14:20,576 --> 00:14:22,404 - Oh. 430 00:14:22,447 --> 00:14:26,103 Well...okay. 431 00:14:26,147 --> 00:14:27,148 Huh. 432 00:14:28,845 --> 00:14:32,240 Okay. [sighs] 433 00:14:32,283 --> 00:14:34,459 - I don't see what the big deal is here, okay? 434 00:14:34,503 --> 00:14:35,808 Those girls have it great. 435 00:14:35,852 --> 00:14:37,636 They get to eat wings and wear shorts. 436 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:38,768 I would give Jonah a lap dance in a second 437 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:39,943 if I got that gig. 438 00:14:39,987 --> 00:14:42,032 - The problem is that Hooters promotes 439 00:14:42,076 --> 00:14:44,469 a misogynistic belief system that women are sex objects 440 00:14:44,513 --> 00:14:47,472 whose primary function is to literally serve men, so... 441 00:14:47,516 --> 00:14:49,039 - Yeah, and don't make owls pervy. 442 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:50,127 - Yeah. 443 00:14:50,171 --> 00:14:51,172 - No, you know what this is? 444 00:14:51,215 --> 00:14:52,956 This is cancel culture run amok. 445 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,873 You guys can't cancel Jonah for something he did six years ago. 446 00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:59,136 - Okay, but what if he murdered an entire family 447 00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:00,964 and danced with their entrails six years ago? 448 00:15:01,008 --> 00:15:02,357 Could we cancel him for that? 449 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,968 - Well, have his views evolved since doing that? 450 00:15:05,012 --> 00:15:07,840 - Okay, look, guys, let's not make this about cancel culture. 451 00:15:07,884 --> 00:15:10,800 - Come on, man. Help me help you. 452 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,541 - Mateo just tried to fire me. 453 00:15:12,584 --> 00:15:14,238 - She gave someone a rewards discount 454 00:15:14,282 --> 00:15:15,936 when they didn't have a Cloud 9 card. 455 00:15:15,979 --> 00:15:18,939 - He's been yelling at people all day like he runs the store. 456 00:15:18,982 --> 00:15:20,592 He is not allowed to fire me, is he? 457 00:15:20,636 --> 00:15:21,854 - Actually, I am. 458 00:15:21,898 --> 00:15:23,595 Glenn gave me ultimate executive power. 459 00:15:23,639 --> 00:15:24,988 Right, Glenn? 460 00:15:25,032 --> 00:15:27,512 - Well, it's true I gave him some authority-- 461 00:15:27,556 --> 00:15:29,297 - See? You're fired. 462 00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:31,995 Oh, and you're not allowed to shop here anymore. 463 00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:33,692 - [gasps] - Too awkward. 464 00:15:33,736 --> 00:15:35,129 - [gasps] 465 00:15:35,172 --> 00:15:37,218 - I mean, Hooters isn't even the best one. 466 00:15:37,261 --> 00:15:39,872 It's the most mainstream, sure, but there's Tilted Kilt; 467 00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:41,265 there's Twin Peaks. 468 00:15:41,309 --> 00:15:43,354 - Mm, my friend Dave has this underground spot 469 00:15:43,398 --> 00:15:44,703 in his backyard 470 00:15:44,747 --> 00:15:46,401 that's sort of a riff on the same concept. 471 00:15:46,444 --> 00:15:47,793 - Oh, that's cool. - Yeah. 472 00:15:47,837 --> 00:15:49,708 - Okay, how is any of this relevant to deciding 473 00:15:49,752 --> 00:15:51,014 who should be floor supervisor? 474 00:15:51,058 --> 00:15:53,538 We should be talking about actual issues. 475 00:15:53,582 --> 00:15:54,887 - Ooh, yeah, like a debate. 476 00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:57,107 - Yes, exactly. Let's debate. 477 00:15:57,151 --> 00:15:59,196 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't need to do that, okay? 478 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,850 - Yeah, personally, I'd rather keep talking 479 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,678 about boobs--I mean, if that's okay with the group. 480 00:16:02,721 --> 00:16:03,940 - No. 481 00:16:03,984 --> 00:16:05,420 - Why shouldn't we have a debate? 482 00:16:05,463 --> 00:16:07,117 - Well, I just feel like your strength in your candidacy 483 00:16:07,161 --> 00:16:09,424 lies in your charisma as opposed to your... 484 00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:10,903 ideas. 485 00:16:10,947 --> 00:16:13,602 - Oh, so you think Jonah has better ideas than I do? 486 00:16:13,645 --> 00:16:15,125 - No! No, I don't think that. 487 00:16:15,169 --> 00:16:16,561 I just think that your ideas are best 488 00:16:16,605 --> 00:16:18,128 when they come from... 489 00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:19,695 me. 490 00:16:21,305 --> 00:16:25,048 - Oh, is that why you wanted me to be floor supervisor? 491 00:16:25,092 --> 00:16:27,964 So you can just tell me what to do? 492 00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:31,620 - So your buddy's yard-- is it a full menu or tapas? 493 00:16:31,663 --> 00:16:33,056 - Just so you know, 494 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,145 I would be a great floor supervisor, okay? 495 00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:37,278 I've been here forever, I get along with everybody, 496 00:16:37,321 --> 00:16:40,498 and I know who's boned who and who can't work together. 497 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,457 And I do have good ideas. 498 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:46,113 For instance, I think we should stagger our shift start times 499 00:16:46,156 --> 00:16:48,071 so we're not all clocking in at once. 500 00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:49,420 And at checkout, 501 00:16:49,464 --> 00:16:51,901 we should have go-back carts for each department. 502 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,947 And every zone captain should have a walkie-talkie. 503 00:16:54,991 --> 00:16:57,080 - I actually said the same-- 504 00:16:57,124 --> 00:16:58,081 never mind. 505 00:16:58,125 --> 00:16:59,039 I respect women. 506 00:16:59,082 --> 00:17:00,214 I don't interrupt them. 507 00:17:00,257 --> 00:17:01,084 - Honestly, 508 00:17:01,128 --> 00:17:02,564 people shouldn't vote for me 509 00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:05,219 just because Jonah's some boob-crazed white guy, okay? 510 00:17:05,262 --> 00:17:06,785 People should vote for me 511 00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:09,310 because I would be [bleep] awesome. 512 00:17:09,353 --> 00:17:11,573 [all murmuring] - Wow, that's pretty good. 513 00:17:11,616 --> 00:17:13,096 - [chuckling] Yeah. - Well said. 514 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:15,533 Except--just, I'm not crazed, you know? 515 00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,622 Boobs are not even the first thing that I notice. 516 00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:19,363 - What is? 517 00:17:19,407 --> 00:17:20,756 - [stammers] Personality. 518 00:17:20,799 --> 00:17:22,192 - This guy. 519 00:17:24,151 --> 00:17:25,152 - What? 520 00:17:28,285 --> 00:17:29,025 - Hey. 521 00:17:29,069 --> 00:17:30,592 - Oh, hey. 522 00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:34,030 - Listen, I was wrong to assume you would just be my puppet. 523 00:17:34,074 --> 00:17:36,206 I think sometimes I still see you 524 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,948 as that teenager that started working here part time, 525 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,211 turning our regular apples into bongs, 526 00:17:41,255 --> 00:17:43,474 but now I see that you have turned 527 00:17:43,518 --> 00:17:46,390 into a very strong, independent person. 528 00:17:47,696 --> 00:17:48,871 - Well, thank you, Dina. 529 00:17:48,914 --> 00:17:50,220 - And that's why I can no longer support you. 530 00:17:50,264 --> 00:17:51,613 I'm backing Marcus now. 531 00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:53,354 Vote Marcus, everybody! 532 00:17:53,397 --> 00:17:55,138 Cheyenne put cameras in the bathrooms! 533 00:17:55,182 --> 00:17:56,270 - What? Dina! 534 00:17:56,313 --> 00:17:57,923 - Seriously, I'm so proud of you. 535 00:17:57,967 --> 00:17:59,229 She just told me! 536 00:17:59,273 --> 00:18:02,232 She watches everybody number two! 537 00:18:02,276 --> 00:18:04,408 - No, I don't. 538 00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:10,066 - So I saw you gave Justine another chance. 539 00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:11,589 Not thrilled you went against my wishes, 540 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,330 but I think we can make it work. 541 00:18:13,374 --> 00:18:17,117 She owes us everything now. - Uh-huh. 542 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,206 Oh, you don't need to count these. 543 00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:21,382 We should just give it to Cheyenne. 544 00:18:21,425 --> 00:18:22,731 She's my best friend in the store. 545 00:18:22,774 --> 00:18:25,037 It just makes sense for us to run things together. 546 00:18:25,081 --> 00:18:26,561 - Wha--nuh-uh! 547 00:18:26,604 --> 00:18:28,476 No way, José. 548 00:18:28,519 --> 00:18:29,651 I'm sorry. 549 00:18:29,694 --> 00:18:31,566 I don't know if that's offensive, but... 550 00:18:31,609 --> 00:18:34,003 no more executive decision making for you. 551 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,309 You've gone power mad. 552 00:18:35,352 --> 00:18:36,919 - [chuckles] You don't mean that. 553 00:18:36,962 --> 00:18:38,268 You need me. 554 00:18:38,312 --> 00:18:39,748 - As an assistant. 555 00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:43,578 So starting tomorrow, you will do what I tell you to do 556 00:18:43,621 --> 00:18:45,928 and only when I tell you to do it. 557 00:18:46,624 --> 00:18:47,930 - Glenn, I don't think that's a good-- 558 00:18:47,973 --> 00:18:50,976 - No, no, unless I specifically assign you work, 559 00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:53,457 you're just gonna have to sit in your office 560 00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:56,852 and text your friends and read those celebrity magazines. 561 00:18:56,895 --> 00:18:58,201 You got it? 562 00:18:58,245 --> 00:19:00,247 - Well, I-- 563 00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:01,770 I guess I have no choice. 564 00:19:01,813 --> 00:19:03,772 - Mm-hmm. 565 00:19:03,815 --> 00:19:05,426 - The thing is, 566 00:19:05,469 --> 00:19:07,167 I don't have that much phone data. 567 00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:09,908 - Then I will add you to my family plan! 568 00:19:11,432 --> 00:19:13,608 - Understood. Understood. 569 00:19:13,651 --> 00:19:15,610 - Oh, hey, great. You're still here. 570 00:19:15,653 --> 00:19:18,134 - My girlfriend's meeting me. She had an oboe lesson. 571 00:19:18,178 --> 00:19:20,963 - Ah, skateboarding oboist. What an interesting young lady. 572 00:19:21,006 --> 00:19:22,312 - Yeah, she's sick. 573 00:19:22,356 --> 00:19:23,618 - So, listen. 574 00:19:23,661 --> 00:19:25,620 Before, when we were talking about love, 575 00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:27,187 I gave you good advice, right? 576 00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:28,144 Like, I knew what I was talking about? 577 00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:29,537 - Yeah, it was fine. 578 00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:31,321 I mean, I kind of knew most of what you were saying, 579 00:19:31,365 --> 00:19:33,584 like, from movies or whatever, but it's all good. 580 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:35,804 - Oh. 581 00:19:35,847 --> 00:19:37,284 Maybe I'm not great about talking 582 00:19:37,327 --> 00:19:39,111 about this kind of stuff. 583 00:19:39,155 --> 00:19:40,591 Doesn't mean anything. 584 00:19:40,635 --> 00:19:42,854 I mean, sure, I haven't been in a serious relationship 585 00:19:42,898 --> 00:19:43,986 in a long time. 586 00:19:44,029 --> 00:19:45,205 - Why? 587 00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:51,385 - I don't know, man. 588 00:19:51,428 --> 00:19:52,908 Maybe... [inhales deeply] 589 00:19:52,951 --> 00:19:55,345 'Cause it's just safer to keep things casual. 590 00:19:55,389 --> 00:19:56,607 When you go deep, 591 00:19:56,651 --> 00:19:58,043 you open yourself up to all these feelings. 592 00:19:58,087 --> 00:19:59,697 - What's wrong with feelings? 593 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,221 - Fair point. 594 00:20:02,657 --> 00:20:06,313 Maybe I'm just self-sabotaging, like... 595 00:20:06,356 --> 00:20:08,489 I'm scared to get invested with someone 596 00:20:08,532 --> 00:20:09,925 'cause I don't wanna get hurt. 597 00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:11,709 - Did you get hurt before? 598 00:20:13,711 --> 00:20:14,886 - [sighs] 599 00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:16,932 I guess the first time was eighth grade. 600 00:20:16,975 --> 00:20:18,281 Gabby Pruitt. 601 00:20:18,325 --> 00:20:19,500 She dumped me 602 00:20:19,543 --> 00:20:20,979 and made out with my best friend, Randy, 603 00:20:21,023 --> 00:20:22,285 at the Rainforest Café. 604 00:20:22,329 --> 00:20:23,504 Told everybody at school 605 00:20:23,547 --> 00:20:25,375 that my breath smelled like Warheads. 606 00:20:25,419 --> 00:20:27,725 - Oh, I'm sorry. 607 00:20:28,987 --> 00:20:31,207 - The votes have been counted! 608 00:20:31,251 --> 00:20:33,775 And our new floor supervisor 609 00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:35,298 in a landslide 610 00:20:35,342 --> 00:20:36,473 is Cheyenne! 611 00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:38,214 - Oh! [laughs] 612 00:20:38,258 --> 00:20:40,521 [applause] Thanks, everyone. 613 00:20:40,564 --> 00:20:42,697 And I do have an update on the breadsticks. 614 00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,481 They will be day-olds, but if you just microwave them 615 00:20:44,525 --> 00:20:46,527 with a wet paper towel, you can't tell the difference. 616 00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:48,485 - Ooh. [all murmuring approvingly] 617 00:20:48,529 --> 00:20:49,878 - I'm sorry Jonah. 618 00:20:49,921 --> 00:20:51,096 I know how much you wanted this 'cause of... 619 00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:52,881 [whispering] A-M-Y 620 00:20:52,924 --> 00:20:55,840 going to C-A-L-I-F-- 621 00:20:55,884 --> 00:20:57,189 - Yeah, California. Yeah, no, yeah. 622 00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:58,190 Thank you, Glenn. It's fine. 623 00:20:58,234 --> 00:20:59,322 I'm fine. 624 00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:01,585 I'm happy Cheyenne won, you know? 625 00:21:01,629 --> 00:21:04,066 She made a very compelling case for herself. 626 00:21:04,109 --> 00:21:05,894 So, yeah, not gonna ask 627 00:21:05,937 --> 00:21:08,592 for a recount or anything. [chuckles] 628 00:21:08,636 --> 00:21:10,420 - I mean, if you insist, I guess I could. 629 00:21:10,464 --> 00:21:11,813 - No, no, I meant-- I really-- 630 00:21:11,856 --> 00:21:13,380 I literally meant... - Oh, Cheyenne. 631 00:21:13,423 --> 00:21:14,729 - It's not necessary, - Cheyenne. 632 00:21:14,772 --> 00:21:16,252 - No, yeah, we get it, and it could go-- 633 00:21:16,296 --> 00:21:17,384 - Cheyenne. - Surprise. 634 00:21:17,427 --> 00:21:18,907 - This is not a contested election. 635 00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:19,908 - ♪ Cheyenne 636 00:21:19,951 --> 00:21:21,213 - No way! - Yes. 637 00:21:21,257 --> 00:21:22,606 - Yeah, I think we all get it. We all get it.