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- Some of you must be thinking,
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"Wow, our manager
sure looks different today."
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It's a little joke
because, you know,
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I'm taking over for Amy, and--
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oh, Jonah, I'm sorry.
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- It's fine.
You can say her name.
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I'm aware she still exists.
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- Okay, well, um,
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I promised Jerusha
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that I would not let the job
stress me out this time around.
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So instead of me
leading the meeting,
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why don't we all
lead the meeting together?
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- Cool, that seems much better
than you just giving us
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the information we need
to do our jobs.
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- Okay, Garrett,
just park the snark, okay?
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Who's got an announcement?
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- Oh, I got one.
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I saw a picture
of my great-grandmother
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from the 1930s,
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and I realized, "Whoa.
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That's my type."
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- Well, that's...something.
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Mm-hmm?
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- Last night,
Jerry fed a granola bar
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to one of Tony's sharks.
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- Whoa, what happened?
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- Nothing.
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- Cool.
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- Okay, Glenn, how about--
hit us with one of yours.
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You know, a classic
manager announcement
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for the fans.
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- Yeah, okay.
All right.
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We need someone to replace me
as floor supervisor.
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So if you're interested,
let me know,
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'cause, you know,
it can lead to bigger things.
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Just look at Amy...
[stammers]
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Jonah.
- It's fine, seriously.
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- No, no.
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It's my first meeting,
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and already,
I'm upsetting everyone.
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And now I'm stressed,
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and I promised Jerusha
that, if this should happen,
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I would remove myself
from the situation.
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- Twice.
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They made him
the manager twice.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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- [exhales] I'm so glad
we're repainting your office.
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Okay, which do you
like better:
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Seawater or Dusty Mint?
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- Oh, um...
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well, they're both
so different.
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You know what?
Why don't you pick?
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You know, in fact,
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maybe I'll start
leaning on you to make
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some executive decisions
around here.
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You know, anything to help out
with the old stress.
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- Executive decisions.
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Yes, I guess I could see myself
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calling some of the shots
around here.
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Sort of like the Evita
to your Juan Perón.
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Patti LuPone version,
obviously, not Madonna.
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- Oh, oh, oh.
Uh-huh.
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So what do you think
about the paint?
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- Seawater.
Dusty Mint is garbage.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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I mean,
Dusty Mint stinks.
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Get out of here.
You stink.
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[chuckles]
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- That was Seawater.
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- Oh.
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Well, tell your friend.
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- Hey, excuse me?
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- Oh, hey,
you're Sandra's child.
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- Tony.
We met before.
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- Of course, man.
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She shows me pictures
of you all the time.
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Congratulations on being
a part of clean plate club.
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- Thanks, bro.
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So, um, can you unlock
that case for me?
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- Yeah, totally.
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Um, I just need to get a key.
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Tony is in the store,
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and he would like me
to open up the condom case.
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- Jerry and I knew
this day would come.
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- Yes, ever since you
very recently adopted him.
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- Well, I guess it's good
that he's being safe.
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You can open it.
- Okay.
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- And actually,
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maybe you could
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talk to him about
sex and stuff.
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- Yeah, no,
I'm not gonna do that.
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- Oh, please, Garrett?
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I just wanna make sure
he's really ready
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and he's doing it
for the right reasons.
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You know how teenage boys
don't wanna talk to their moms,
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and Jerry tried,
but he's so sexually specific.
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- Look, I'll open the case
'cause that's my job,
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but that's it.
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And by specific
do you mean anatomically?
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You know what?
I don't wanna know.
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- Oh, hey, uh, Glenn?
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- Hmm?
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- I've been thinking about it,
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and I wanna apply
for the floor supervisor job.
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- Oh, Jonah, that's wonderful.
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- Yeah, yeah, I just figured
I have some time on my hands.
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You know, why not
throw myself into work?
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- Oh.
- Right.
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Right, right, right.
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Try to pick up the pieces
of your shattered life.
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It's worth a try.
- Yeah.
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- I was gonna say,
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just because
I'm not moving to California
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doesn't mean I can't
move forward with my life.
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- You as floor supervisor.
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I mean, I guess
you are a functioning adult,
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unlike the last guy.
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No offense, Glenn.
- [laughs sarcastically]
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Yeah, watch out.
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I'm gonna zing you back.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Okay, here comes the heater.
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Um...
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we'll do it later.
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- Right, so anyway,
I was just gonna say,
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I have a bunch of great ideas.
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Like, for instance,
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what if we gave walkie-talkies
to all the zone captains
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so we don't have to hike
all over the store?
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- Oh, that's interesting.
- Right?
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Yeah, and to be honest,
there are a lot of policies
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that could be updated
or changed altogether.
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- Or we could not change
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any of the carefully
thought out policies
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I've been honing
for the past decade.
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Also,
we only have eight walkies,
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and I need four backups.
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- Right, but we could
just buy more walkies.
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- Oh, the DX49Ls?
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They discontinued them
seven years ago.
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- Yeah.
- Good luck, buddy.
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[laughing] This guy.
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"Can we just order
more DX49Ls?"
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It's like, "Good luck, buddy.
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They were discontinued
seven years ago."
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- Yeah, well, anyway,
obviously,
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that idea was a little
too out of the box, but...
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- Yeah.
- But I'm just saying,
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it couldn't hurt to shake
things up a little bit here.
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- Okay.
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- Anyway, just wanted to let
you know that I am interested.
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- Great.
- Noted.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you.
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- Well, there's one thing
off my plate.
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- No way.
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I don't want a floor supervisor
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who's gonna be
constantly contradicting us,
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poking holes
in our perfect system.
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Just leave it with me.
I'll find someone else.
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- No, we've got Jonah.
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Dina, you are--um.
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- Oh, is the zinger coming?
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- You broke my rhythm, so...
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your loss.
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- So Jonah wants to be
the new floor supervisor.
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- Oh, cool.
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- Yeah, I guess I just hoped
that someone else would
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throw their hat
in the ring, you know?
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Someone chill.
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Someone who isn't a white male
that reeks of privilege.
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- Yeah, but it's hard,
though, right?
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'Cause of, like,
systemic stuff.
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- Mm, true that, true that.
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I just feel like there
has to be a better choice.
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Someone who's
been here forever.
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Someone who's style
is always on point.
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- Hmm.
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Oh, how about Brett?
His new boots are dope.
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- Nope, no, no.
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I think it has to
be a woman--
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of color, who is also...
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young.
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- Oh, hey.
You know what?
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Maybe I should apply.
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- Yes, Cheyenne.
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I was laying it on
pretty thick.
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- Thank you, bro.
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- Yeah, man.
No problem.
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- Yo, so are any of these,
like, reusable?
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- Reusable?
Uh, no.
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- Oh.
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- [sighs]
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Hey, uh, if you have
any questions about this stuff,
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I'm happy to talk
to you about it--
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or not.
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- Actually, yeah, I've got
a buttload of questions.
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- That's a lot.
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- She's got a ton
of experience,
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she did Cloud 9 Academy,
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and she'll do
whatever we ask of her
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without bringing her own
creative take to everything.
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- I know,
but Jonah is so smart.
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He'll say stuff like,
"Here's the thing,"
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and, boy, do I buckle up
for the thing.
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- I get that, but, look,
we can get Cheyenne now, okay?
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Do you order the hamburger
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when there's a steak
on the menu?
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- Sometimes,
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'cause of the cutting.
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- Okay, listen.
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ultimately, it is your call,
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and if you choose
Jonah over Cheyenne
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and crush her--
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because she views you
as a father figure--
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so be it.
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- [stammers wordlessly]
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We're having an election.
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Both Jonah and Cheyenne
wanna be floor supervisor.
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So we're gonna
let the people decide.
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- The people?
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Glenn, the people are idiots.
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[people grumbling]
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Well, don't look
at me like that.
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You know.
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- Yeah.
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- I'm not just gonna be
assigning shifts.
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I wanna be here for you guys.
I wanna listen, you know?
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What do you guys wanna see
in the store?
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- Well, I make these cat toys
out of tampon applicators,
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and I was thinking
about selling them here.
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- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Yeah, yeah.
I hear you.
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You know, and it's
these kind of dialogues--
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- Damn, he's good.
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- Oh, he's just campaigning.
You could do that.
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Just play politics.
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Say good things about yourself.
Say bad things about Jonah.
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Make some promises.
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- Yeah,
but if I promise things,
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won't I have to do those things
once I'm elected?
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- God, no.
- Why not?
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- No one knows.
You just don't.
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America rules.
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- Their stuff is nice.
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Our stuff, disgusting.
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So be a gentleman.
Go with the lights out.
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- Cool.
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What if you're
watching a movie?
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Do you turn it off?
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- Mm, you can keep watching it.
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You just wanna make sure
it's not a really sad movie.
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You know, you don't wanna
be going at it,
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and then, all of a sudden,
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Macaulay Culkin gets stung
by a bunch of bees and dies.
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- I don't know who that is,
but okay.
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- Mm, oh, and also,
258
00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:51,595
afterwards,
you can call her an Uber,
259
00:08:51,639 --> 00:08:53,858
but wait until she asks.
260
00:08:53,902 --> 00:08:55,599
- My girlfriend
rides a skateboard.
261
00:08:55,643 --> 00:08:56,731
- Oh, dope.
262
00:08:56,774 --> 00:08:57,906
Even better.
263
00:08:57,949 --> 00:08:59,516
So anything else?
264
00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:00,996
- Um...
265
00:09:01,039 --> 00:09:02,388
how do you know
if you're in love?
266
00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:05,261
- [chuckles]
267
00:09:05,304 --> 00:09:07,785
Well, how much time
do you have?
268
00:09:07,829 --> 00:09:09,482
- School starts
at 8:00 tomorrow.
269
00:09:09,526 --> 00:09:10,396
- Cool.
270
00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:11,920
I think that's enough time.
271
00:09:11,963 --> 00:09:13,878
Let's get into it.
272
00:09:13,922 --> 00:09:16,315
- Oh, just a heads-up:
Carol asked for the day off,
273
00:09:16,359 --> 00:09:17,926
but she didn't really have
a good reason.
274
00:09:17,969 --> 00:09:18,927
So I used
my executive authority
275
00:09:18,970 --> 00:09:20,624
and said no.
276
00:09:20,668 --> 00:09:22,495
- Oh...okay.
277
00:09:22,539 --> 00:09:25,107
Hey, listen,
when I said I wanted help,
278
00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:26,717
you know, making decisions,
279
00:09:26,761 --> 00:09:28,327
I meant smaller decisions.
280
00:09:28,371 --> 00:09:30,329
- Glenn, if you're gonna
lean on me, lean on me.
281
00:09:30,373 --> 00:09:32,941
You're way too busy to be
wasting your time with Carol.
282
00:09:32,984 --> 00:09:35,508
- Yeah, well,
I guess I am busy.
283
00:09:35,552 --> 00:09:37,206
- Yeah, I told her you're
not even up for talking
284
00:09:37,249 --> 00:09:38,860
'cause you just had
a big fight with Jerusha.
285
00:09:38,903 --> 00:09:40,775
- A fight with Jerusha?
286
00:09:40,818 --> 00:09:42,690
We never fight.
287
00:09:42,733 --> 00:09:44,300
We swallow our anger,
288
00:09:44,343 --> 00:09:45,518
and then it comes out later
289
00:09:45,562 --> 00:09:48,043
as quiet burps
while we're driving.
290
00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,655
- You take away my break,
and I'll run you over
291
00:09:51,699 --> 00:09:53,526
with your stupid hybrid car!
292
00:09:55,311 --> 00:09:57,313
- Cheyenne, did you tell people
293
00:09:57,356 --> 00:09:58,619
I was gonna take away
their breaks?
294
00:09:58,662 --> 00:10:00,795
- Yeah, Dina told me
if I said that to people,
295
00:10:00,838 --> 00:10:02,100
they wouldn't vote for you.
296
00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:04,450
Plus my friend K-Fai
works at Olive Garden...
297
00:10:04,494 --> 00:10:05,626
[loudly]
And if I'm elected,
298
00:10:05,669 --> 00:10:07,802
she's gonna bring us
free breadsticks.
299
00:10:07,845 --> 00:10:08,890
Oh, and also,
300
00:10:08,933 --> 00:10:10,631
I promise to get
the best scientists
301
00:10:10,674 --> 00:10:13,111
to work really hard
on a COVID vaccine.
302
00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,156
- What?
303
00:10:14,199 --> 00:10:15,287
Oh, come on, that's--
304
00:10:15,331 --> 00:10:16,680
there is no way
she can do that--
305
00:10:16,724 --> 00:10:18,073
the vaccine thing.
306
00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:20,118
The breadsticks part, maybe.
I don't know.
307
00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:22,120
- I just wanna say
I fully endorse Jonah.
308
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:23,382
- Thank you, Marcus.
309
00:10:23,426 --> 00:10:24,557
- He's my best friend,
310
00:10:24,601 --> 00:10:26,124
and if he loses this
like he lost Amy,
311
00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:27,691
he's gonna drive off
a frickin' bridge.
312
00:10:27,735 --> 00:10:28,823
- No, no.
313
00:10:28,866 --> 00:10:30,128
You should vote for us
314
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,695
based on things
we can actually do.
315
00:10:31,739 --> 00:10:33,436
Like, Nia, you're new here.
316
00:10:33,479 --> 00:10:34,393
Is there anything
you've noticed
317
00:10:34,437 --> 00:10:35,394
that we could do differently?
318
00:10:35,438 --> 00:10:37,179
- I like the breadsticks thing.
319
00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:38,484
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
320
00:10:38,528 --> 00:10:39,790
- Okay.
321
00:10:39,834 --> 00:10:41,879
Well, then I will
also get you breadsticks.
322
00:10:41,923 --> 00:10:42,837
- Yeah!
- Yes!
323
00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,186
- That's my boy!
324
00:10:44,229 --> 00:10:45,622
Better luck next time, bridge.
325
00:10:46,971 --> 00:10:49,060
- So I talked to Tony.
326
00:10:49,104 --> 00:10:51,541
- You did?
Aww, thanks, Garrett.
327
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,282
- Yeah, no problem.
You know, he's a good kid.
328
00:10:53,325 --> 00:10:55,545
You know,
it was actually really cute.
329
00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:58,156
He asked how he would know
when he's in love.
330
00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,246
- Oh, I'm sorry.
That must have been tough.
331
00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:03,074
- Why would you say that?
332
00:11:03,118 --> 00:11:04,772
- Just seemed like you
were more of a hookup guy,
333
00:11:04,815 --> 00:11:06,034
not really a love guy.
334
00:11:06,077 --> 00:11:07,252
So, you know,
335
00:11:07,296 --> 00:11:09,080
might've been hard
to know what to say.
336
00:11:09,124 --> 00:11:11,300
- [chuckles]
Come on, seriously?
337
00:11:11,343 --> 00:11:12,736
I've been in love before.
338
00:11:13,650 --> 00:11:15,043
- Oh, no.
339
00:11:15,086 --> 00:11:16,784
I mean, like,
with a real woman.
340
00:11:16,827 --> 00:11:18,307
Not, like, with "Tomb Raider."
341
00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:19,743
- No, real women.
342
00:11:19,787 --> 00:11:21,571
- Okay.
343
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:22,790
My mistake.
344
00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:25,531
- I have.
- Okay.
345
00:11:25,575 --> 00:11:27,229
- It's true.
346
00:11:27,272 --> 00:11:29,492
- O--
- Don't say okay.
347
00:11:31,189 --> 00:11:33,191
- Mm-hmm.
348
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:34,584
- [quietly] Come on.
349
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,760
- ♪ You say
you'll never be mine ♪
350
00:11:36,804 --> 00:11:38,022
- [sniffs]
351
00:11:38,066 --> 00:11:39,589
- ♪ Darling,
there'll come a time ♪
352
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,025
♪ I'll taste all the love
that you been-- ♪
353
00:11:41,069 --> 00:11:44,028
- Hey! Didn't realize
you were a fellow boob man.
354
00:11:44,072 --> 00:11:45,682
Nice.
355
00:11:45,726 --> 00:11:48,119
- Yeah, why didn't you tell us
you were bonkers for honkers?
356
00:11:48,163 --> 00:11:50,992
- I'm sorry.
Are you guys talking to me?
357
00:11:51,035 --> 00:11:53,342
- Dina and Cheyenne sent out
the photo of you at Hooters.
358
00:11:53,385 --> 00:11:54,778
- Found it on Facebook.
359
00:11:54,822 --> 00:11:57,215
Here, I'll put it
on the screen for you.
360
00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:59,261
[people chuckle and murmur]
361
00:11:59,304 --> 00:12:01,916
- What is--is this
supposed the be a scandal?
362
00:12:01,959 --> 00:12:04,135
That five or six years ago,
I went to a restaurant?
363
00:12:04,179 --> 00:12:05,789
- No, the scandal is
364
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,748
that Mr. Feminist
can't even eat a chicken wing
365
00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:09,924
without being around
half-naked women.
366
00:12:09,967 --> 00:12:12,187
- I was only there because it
was a friend's birthday party.
367
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:14,276
And they made us
pose with them.
368
00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:15,625
And they're not half-naked.
369
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,366
They're wearing shorts
and a T-shirt.
370
00:12:17,409 --> 00:12:19,760
- Ah, too much clothing
for this horndog.
371
00:12:19,803 --> 00:12:22,632
- Yeah, and if Jonah is lying
about being a feminist,
372
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,765
we can't trust him
about anything.
373
00:12:24,808 --> 00:12:26,201
- Good point.
Doesn't she raise a good point?
374
00:12:26,244 --> 00:12:27,855
- Guys, come on.
This is ridiculous.
375
00:12:27,898 --> 00:12:31,032
This has nothing to do with--
I'm a feminist, okay?
376
00:12:31,075 --> 00:12:34,818
And I don't even like wings.
I ordered the caprese salad.
377
00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:37,125
- Hooters had a caprese salad
on the menu?
378
00:12:37,168 --> 00:12:39,040
- They made it special for me.
379
00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:40,476
- Come on, man.
- Ew.
380
00:12:40,519 --> 00:12:42,043
- Oh, wow.
Do you hear yourself?
381
00:12:42,086 --> 00:12:43,696
- The worst part of the story.
382
00:12:45,829 --> 00:12:47,744
- Hey, Glenn.
- Hmm?
383
00:12:47,788 --> 00:12:51,226
- You holding up, okay?
- Yeah, sure am.
384
00:12:51,269 --> 00:12:53,271
I mean, as good as I can be,
385
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,883
you know,
after the fight with Jerusha.
386
00:12:55,926 --> 00:12:56,927
- Mm-hmm.
387
00:12:56,971 --> 00:12:59,800
- Yep, she said
some bathroom words.
388
00:12:59,843 --> 00:13:00,975
- Oh.
389
00:13:01,018 --> 00:13:03,934
- She threw
a mustard jar at me.
390
00:13:03,978 --> 00:13:06,371
It left a bruise...
391
00:13:06,415 --> 00:13:07,633
on my thigh.
392
00:13:07,677 --> 00:13:10,027
So you can't see it--
393
00:13:10,071 --> 00:13:11,463
I mean, unless, you know,
394
00:13:11,507 --> 00:13:12,856
we were to go swimming,
395
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,858
but it'll be gone
by pool season.
396
00:13:14,902 --> 00:13:17,861
So, you know, you won't even
be able to see it then,
397
00:13:17,905 --> 00:13:22,213
but it will have been there
in the past,
398
00:13:22,257 --> 00:13:24,128
which is now.
399
00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:25,869
- Jerusha. What a bitch.
400
00:13:25,913 --> 00:13:27,566
- Uh-huh.
401
00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:28,741
- Hey, Glenn.
- Hm?
402
00:13:28,785 --> 00:13:30,134
- You remember
when I dated that girl Alex
403
00:13:30,178 --> 00:13:31,396
that worked here?
404
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,050
- Uh, oh, yeah, of course.
405
00:13:33,094 --> 00:13:35,748
- Can you please tell Sandra
that we were in love
406
00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:36,967
and not just hooking up?
407
00:13:37,011 --> 00:13:38,012
I mean, we hung out
all the time.
408
00:13:38,055 --> 00:13:40,101
Remember?
- Oh--oh, yeah, yeah.
409
00:13:40,144 --> 00:13:42,103
You guys were joined at the hip
for a while, there.
410
00:13:42,146 --> 00:13:44,670
- Thank you.
- Became a problem though
411
00:13:44,714 --> 00:13:46,977
'cause he was also seeing
Candace from pharmacy.
412
00:13:47,021 --> 00:13:48,544
- Okay, we don't need
to get into that.
413
00:13:48,587 --> 00:13:49,937
- So you were in love,
414
00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:51,895
but you were also
dating someone else.
415
00:13:51,939 --> 00:13:54,767
- Yes, and then Alex found out
about Candace,
416
00:13:54,811 --> 00:13:57,770
and then they refused to work
the same shifts together.
417
00:13:57,814 --> 00:14:00,295
I'm getting stressed
just talking about it.
418
00:14:00,338 --> 00:14:02,079
I'm gonna go call Jerusha.
419
00:14:02,123 --> 00:14:03,254
[gasps]
420
00:14:03,298 --> 00:14:04,429
Don't tell Carol.
421
00:14:04,473 --> 00:14:05,648
And if she asks,
422
00:14:05,691 --> 00:14:08,085
you saw my thigh bruise,
423
00:14:08,129 --> 00:14:09,608
and it was hideous.
424
00:14:09,652 --> 00:14:11,393
All thanks to Mateo.
425
00:14:11,436 --> 00:14:14,526
- Garrett,
this isn't a big deal.
426
00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:16,224
You got plenty of time
to find love.
427
00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:18,226
You're only what, 32?
428
00:14:18,269 --> 00:14:19,227
- I'm 40.
429
00:14:20,576 --> 00:14:22,404
- Oh.
430
00:14:22,447 --> 00:14:26,103
Well...okay.
431
00:14:26,147 --> 00:14:27,148
Huh.
432
00:14:28,845 --> 00:14:32,240
Okay.
[sighs]
433
00:14:32,283 --> 00:14:34,459
- I don't see what
the big deal is here, okay?
434
00:14:34,503 --> 00:14:35,808
Those girls have it great.
435
00:14:35,852 --> 00:14:37,636
They get to eat wings
and wear shorts.
436
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:38,768
I would give Jonah
a lap dance in a second
437
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:39,943
if I got that gig.
438
00:14:39,987 --> 00:14:42,032
- The problem
is that Hooters promotes
439
00:14:42,076 --> 00:14:44,469
a misogynistic belief system
that women are sex objects
440
00:14:44,513 --> 00:14:47,472
whose primary function is
to literally serve men, so...
441
00:14:47,516 --> 00:14:49,039
- Yeah, and don't
make owls pervy.
442
00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:50,127
- Yeah.
443
00:14:50,171 --> 00:14:51,172
- No, you know what this is?
444
00:14:51,215 --> 00:14:52,956
This is cancel culture
run amok.
445
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,873
You guys can't cancel Jonah for
something he did six years ago.
446
00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:59,136
- Okay, but what if
he murdered an entire family
447
00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:00,964
and danced with their entrails
six years ago?
448
00:15:01,008 --> 00:15:02,357
Could we cancel him for that?
449
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,968
- Well, have his views evolved
since doing that?
450
00:15:05,012 --> 00:15:07,840
- Okay, look, guys, let's not
make this about cancel culture.
451
00:15:07,884 --> 00:15:10,800
- Come on, man.
Help me help you.
452
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,541
- Mateo just tried to fire me.
453
00:15:12,584 --> 00:15:14,238
- She gave someone
a rewards discount
454
00:15:14,282 --> 00:15:15,936
when they didn't have
a Cloud 9 card.
455
00:15:15,979 --> 00:15:18,939
- He's been yelling at people
all day like he runs the store.
456
00:15:18,982 --> 00:15:20,592
He is not allowed
to fire me, is he?
457
00:15:20,636 --> 00:15:21,854
- Actually, I am.
458
00:15:21,898 --> 00:15:23,595
Glenn gave me
ultimate executive power.
459
00:15:23,639 --> 00:15:24,988
Right, Glenn?
460
00:15:25,032 --> 00:15:27,512
- Well, it's true
I gave him some authority--
461
00:15:27,556 --> 00:15:29,297
- See?
You're fired.
462
00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:31,995
Oh, and you're not allowed
to shop here anymore.
463
00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:33,692
- [gasps]
- Too awkward.
464
00:15:33,736 --> 00:15:35,129
- [gasps]
465
00:15:35,172 --> 00:15:37,218
- I mean, Hooters
isn't even the best one.
466
00:15:37,261 --> 00:15:39,872
It's the most mainstream, sure,
but there's Tilted Kilt;
467
00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:41,265
there's Twin Peaks.
468
00:15:41,309 --> 00:15:43,354
- Mm, my friend Dave
has this underground spot
469
00:15:43,398 --> 00:15:44,703
in his backyard
470
00:15:44,747 --> 00:15:46,401
that's sort of a riff
on the same concept.
471
00:15:46,444 --> 00:15:47,793
- Oh, that's cool.
- Yeah.
472
00:15:47,837 --> 00:15:49,708
- Okay, how is any of this
relevant to deciding
473
00:15:49,752 --> 00:15:51,014
who should be floor supervisor?
474
00:15:51,058 --> 00:15:53,538
We should be talking about
actual issues.
475
00:15:53,582 --> 00:15:54,887
- Ooh, yeah, like a debate.
476
00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:57,107
- Yes, exactly.
Let's debate.
477
00:15:57,151 --> 00:15:59,196
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We don't need to do that, okay?
478
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,850
- Yeah, personally,
I'd rather keep talking
479
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,678
about boobs--I mean,
if that's okay with the group.
480
00:16:02,721 --> 00:16:03,940
- No.
481
00:16:03,984 --> 00:16:05,420
- Why shouldn't we
have a debate?
482
00:16:05,463 --> 00:16:07,117
- Well, I just feel like
your strength in your candidacy
483
00:16:07,161 --> 00:16:09,424
lies in your charisma
as opposed to your...
484
00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:10,903
ideas.
485
00:16:10,947 --> 00:16:13,602
- Oh, so you think Jonah
has better ideas than I do?
486
00:16:13,645 --> 00:16:15,125
- No!
No, I don't think that.
487
00:16:15,169 --> 00:16:16,561
I just think
that your ideas are best
488
00:16:16,605 --> 00:16:18,128
when they come from...
489
00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:19,695
me.
490
00:16:21,305 --> 00:16:25,048
- Oh, is that why you wanted me
to be floor supervisor?
491
00:16:25,092 --> 00:16:27,964
So you can just
tell me what to do?
492
00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:31,620
- So your buddy's yard--
is it a full menu or tapas?
493
00:16:31,663 --> 00:16:33,056
- Just so you know,
494
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,145
I would be a great
floor supervisor, okay?
495
00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:37,278
I've been here forever,
I get along with everybody,
496
00:16:37,321 --> 00:16:40,498
and I know who's boned who
and who can't work together.
497
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,457
And I do have good ideas.
498
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:46,113
For instance, I think we should
stagger our shift start times
499
00:16:46,156 --> 00:16:48,071
so we're not all
clocking in at once.
500
00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:49,420
And at checkout,
501
00:16:49,464 --> 00:16:51,901
we should have go-back carts
for each department.
502
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,947
And every zone captain
should have a walkie-talkie.
503
00:16:54,991 --> 00:16:57,080
- I actually said the same--
504
00:16:57,124 --> 00:16:58,081
never mind.
505
00:16:58,125 --> 00:16:59,039
I respect women.
506
00:16:59,082 --> 00:17:00,214
I don't interrupt them.
507
00:17:00,257 --> 00:17:01,084
- Honestly,
508
00:17:01,128 --> 00:17:02,564
people shouldn't vote for me
509
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:05,219
just because Jonah's some
boob-crazed white guy, okay?
510
00:17:05,262 --> 00:17:06,785
People should vote for me
511
00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:09,310
because I would be
[bleep] awesome.
512
00:17:09,353 --> 00:17:11,573
[all murmuring]
- Wow, that's pretty good.
513
00:17:11,616 --> 00:17:13,096
- [chuckling] Yeah.
- Well said.
514
00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:15,533
Except--just, I'm not crazed,
you know?
515
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,622
Boobs are not even
the first thing that I notice.
516
00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:19,363
- What is?
517
00:17:19,407 --> 00:17:20,756
- [stammers]
Personality.
518
00:17:20,799 --> 00:17:22,192
- This guy.
519
00:17:24,151 --> 00:17:25,152
- What?
520
00:17:28,285 --> 00:17:29,025
- Hey.
521
00:17:29,069 --> 00:17:30,592
- Oh, hey.
522
00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:34,030
- Listen, I was wrong to assume
you would just be my puppet.
523
00:17:34,074 --> 00:17:36,206
I think sometimes
I still see you
524
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,948
as that teenager that started
working here part time,
525
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,211
turning our regular apples
into bongs,
526
00:17:41,255 --> 00:17:43,474
but now I see
that you have turned
527
00:17:43,518 --> 00:17:46,390
into a very strong,
independent person.
528
00:17:47,696 --> 00:17:48,871
- Well, thank you, Dina.
529
00:17:48,914 --> 00:17:50,220
- And that's why I can
no longer support you.
530
00:17:50,264 --> 00:17:51,613
I'm backing Marcus now.
531
00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:53,354
Vote Marcus, everybody!
532
00:17:53,397 --> 00:17:55,138
Cheyenne put cameras
in the bathrooms!
533
00:17:55,182 --> 00:17:56,270
- What?
Dina!
534
00:17:56,313 --> 00:17:57,923
- Seriously,
I'm so proud of you.
535
00:17:57,967 --> 00:17:59,229
She just told me!
536
00:17:59,273 --> 00:18:02,232
She watches everybody
number two!
537
00:18:02,276 --> 00:18:04,408
- No, I don't.
538
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:10,066
- So I saw you gave Justine
another chance.
539
00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:11,589
Not thrilled you went
against my wishes,
540
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,330
but I think
we can make it work.
541
00:18:13,374 --> 00:18:17,117
She owes us everything now.
- Uh-huh.
542
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,206
Oh, you don't need
to count these.
543
00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:21,382
We should just give it
to Cheyenne.
544
00:18:21,425 --> 00:18:22,731
She's my best friend
in the store.
545
00:18:22,774 --> 00:18:25,037
It just makes sense for us
to run things together.
546
00:18:25,081 --> 00:18:26,561
- Wha--nuh-uh!
547
00:18:26,604 --> 00:18:28,476
No way, José.
548
00:18:28,519 --> 00:18:29,651
I'm sorry.
549
00:18:29,694 --> 00:18:31,566
I don't know
if that's offensive, but...
550
00:18:31,609 --> 00:18:34,003
no more executive
decision making for you.
551
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,309
You've gone power mad.
552
00:18:35,352 --> 00:18:36,919
- [chuckles]
You don't mean that.
553
00:18:36,962 --> 00:18:38,268
You need me.
554
00:18:38,312 --> 00:18:39,748
- As an assistant.
555
00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:43,578
So starting tomorrow, you will
do what I tell you to do
556
00:18:43,621 --> 00:18:45,928
and only when I
tell you to do it.
557
00:18:46,624 --> 00:18:47,930
- Glenn, I don't think
that's a good--
558
00:18:47,973 --> 00:18:50,976
- No, no, unless
I specifically assign you work,
559
00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:53,457
you're just gonna
have to sit in your office
560
00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:56,852
and text your friends and read
those celebrity magazines.
561
00:18:56,895 --> 00:18:58,201
You got it?
562
00:18:58,245 --> 00:19:00,247
- Well, I--
563
00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:01,770
I guess I have no choice.
564
00:19:01,813 --> 00:19:03,772
- Mm-hmm.
565
00:19:03,815 --> 00:19:05,426
- The thing is,
566
00:19:05,469 --> 00:19:07,167
I don't have
that much phone data.
567
00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:09,908
- Then I will add you
to my family plan!
568
00:19:11,432 --> 00:19:13,608
- Understood.
Understood.
569
00:19:13,651 --> 00:19:15,610
- Oh, hey, great.
You're still here.
570
00:19:15,653 --> 00:19:18,134
- My girlfriend's meeting me.
She had an oboe lesson.
571
00:19:18,178 --> 00:19:20,963
- Ah, skateboarding oboist.
What an interesting young lady.
572
00:19:21,006 --> 00:19:22,312
- Yeah, she's sick.
573
00:19:22,356 --> 00:19:23,618
- So, listen.
574
00:19:23,661 --> 00:19:25,620
Before, when we were
talking about love,
575
00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:27,187
I gave you good advice, right?
576
00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:28,144
Like, I knew what
I was talking about?
577
00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:29,537
- Yeah, it was fine.
578
00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:31,321
I mean, I kind of knew
most of what you were saying,
579
00:19:31,365 --> 00:19:33,584
like, from movies or whatever,
but it's all good.
580
00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:35,804
- Oh.
581
00:19:35,847 --> 00:19:37,284
Maybe I'm not great
about talking
582
00:19:37,327 --> 00:19:39,111
about this kind of stuff.
583
00:19:39,155 --> 00:19:40,591
Doesn't mean anything.
584
00:19:40,635 --> 00:19:42,854
I mean, sure, I haven't been
in a serious relationship
585
00:19:42,898 --> 00:19:43,986
in a long time.
586
00:19:44,029 --> 00:19:45,205
- Why?
587
00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:51,385
- I don't know, man.
588
00:19:51,428 --> 00:19:52,908
Maybe...
[inhales deeply]
589
00:19:52,951 --> 00:19:55,345
'Cause it's just safer
to keep things casual.
590
00:19:55,389 --> 00:19:56,607
When you go deep,
591
00:19:56,651 --> 00:19:58,043
you open yourself up
to all these feelings.
592
00:19:58,087 --> 00:19:59,697
- What's wrong with feelings?
593
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,221
- Fair point.
594
00:20:02,657 --> 00:20:06,313
Maybe I'm just self-sabotaging,
like...
595
00:20:06,356 --> 00:20:08,489
I'm scared to get invested
with someone
596
00:20:08,532 --> 00:20:09,925
'cause I don't wanna get hurt.
597
00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:11,709
- Did you get hurt before?
598
00:20:13,711 --> 00:20:14,886
- [sighs]
599
00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:16,932
I guess the first time
was eighth grade.
600
00:20:16,975 --> 00:20:18,281
Gabby Pruitt.
601
00:20:18,325 --> 00:20:19,500
She dumped me
602
00:20:19,543 --> 00:20:20,979
and made out
with my best friend, Randy,
603
00:20:21,023 --> 00:20:22,285
at the Rainforest Café.
604
00:20:22,329 --> 00:20:23,504
Told everybody at school
605
00:20:23,547 --> 00:20:25,375
that my breath smelled
like Warheads.
606
00:20:25,419 --> 00:20:27,725
- Oh, I'm sorry.
607
00:20:28,987 --> 00:20:31,207
- The votes have been counted!
608
00:20:31,251 --> 00:20:33,775
And our new floor supervisor
609
00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:35,298
in a landslide
610
00:20:35,342 --> 00:20:36,473
is Cheyenne!
611
00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:38,214
- Oh!
[laughs]
612
00:20:38,258 --> 00:20:40,521
[applause]
Thanks, everyone.
613
00:20:40,564 --> 00:20:42,697
And I do have an update
on the breadsticks.
614
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,481
They will be day-olds,
but if you just microwave them
615
00:20:44,525 --> 00:20:46,527
with a wet paper towel,
you can't tell the difference.
616
00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:48,485
- Ooh.
[all murmuring approvingly]
617
00:20:48,529 --> 00:20:49,878
- I'm sorry Jonah.
618
00:20:49,921 --> 00:20:51,096
I know how much you wanted this
'cause of...
619
00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:52,881
[whispering] A-M-Y
620
00:20:52,924 --> 00:20:55,840
going to C-A-L-I-F--
621
00:20:55,884 --> 00:20:57,189
- Yeah, California.
Yeah, no, yeah.
622
00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:58,190
Thank you, Glenn.
It's fine.
623
00:20:58,234 --> 00:20:59,322
I'm fine.
624
00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:01,585
I'm happy Cheyenne won,
you know?
625
00:21:01,629 --> 00:21:04,066
She made a very compelling case
for herself.
626
00:21:04,109 --> 00:21:05,894
So, yeah, not gonna ask
627
00:21:05,937 --> 00:21:08,592
for a recount or anything.
[chuckles]
628
00:21:08,636 --> 00:21:10,420
- I mean, if you insist,
I guess I could.
629
00:21:10,464 --> 00:21:11,813
- No, no, I meant--
I really--
630
00:21:11,856 --> 00:21:13,380
I literally meant...
- Oh, Cheyenne.
631
00:21:13,423 --> 00:21:14,729
- It's not necessary,
- Cheyenne.
632
00:21:14,772 --> 00:21:16,252
- No, yeah, we get it,
and it could go--
633
00:21:16,296 --> 00:21:17,384
- Cheyenne.
- Surprise.
634
00:21:17,427 --> 00:21:18,907
- This is not
a contested election.
635
00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:19,908
- ♪ Cheyenne
636
00:21:19,951 --> 00:21:21,213
- No way!
- Yes.
637
00:21:21,257 --> 00:21:22,606
- Yeah, I think we all get it.
We all get it.