1 00:00:02,327 --> 00:00:03,807 [bright tones] 2 00:00:03,850 --> 00:00:05,722 - So Glenn's still on self-quarantine 3 00:00:05,765 --> 00:00:07,419 for another week, but he wanted me to relay 4 00:00:07,463 --> 00:00:08,812 that he misses you all 5 00:00:08,855 --> 00:00:12,337 and he sends everyone his biggest, warmest hug. 6 00:00:12,381 --> 00:00:14,252 If anyone wants to report that for harassment, 7 00:00:14,296 --> 00:00:15,471 I encourage you to do so. 8 00:00:15,514 --> 00:00:17,081 - I'm assuming we're in health and beauty 9 00:00:17,125 --> 00:00:19,257 because the raccoons finally claimed the warehouse. 10 00:00:19,301 --> 00:00:21,346 - I like it here. It smells like confident women. 11 00:00:21,390 --> 00:00:22,869 - We are here to right an injustice. 12 00:00:22,913 --> 00:00:25,176 Effective immediately, Cloud 9 will no longer 13 00:00:25,220 --> 00:00:27,700 keep Black haircare products in locked cases. 14 00:00:27,744 --> 00:00:29,746 - Wait, why are those locked up? 15 00:00:29,789 --> 00:00:32,575 Can you huff them, or is it more like a butt thing? 16 00:00:32,618 --> 00:00:34,316 - Oh, a butt thing? No, I think it's because 17 00:00:34,359 --> 00:00:36,100 they think Black people are gonna steal them. 18 00:00:36,144 --> 00:00:37,667 - Yeah, we have to ask for the key. 19 00:00:37,710 --> 00:00:39,886 It's like a walk of shame every time you need argon oil. 20 00:00:39,930 --> 00:00:42,106 - Wait, seriously? That was store policy? 21 00:00:42,150 --> 00:00:44,108 That you had to humiliate yourself just to get 22 00:00:44,152 --> 00:00:45,849 the--al--al--almond? 23 00:00:45,892 --> 00:00:47,285 The-- - What was it called? 24 00:00:47,329 --> 00:00:49,635 - [stammers] The almond oil. 25 00:00:49,679 --> 00:00:51,637 - Almond. - That's so messed up. 26 00:00:51,681 --> 00:00:54,336 - Yup, that was pretty cool of corporate to fix it. 27 00:00:54,379 --> 00:00:55,728 - Oh, yeah, it takes a lot of courage 28 00:00:55,772 --> 00:00:57,730 to make a gesture this small this late in the game. 29 00:00:57,774 --> 00:00:59,776 - Look, the important thing is it ends today. 30 00:00:59,819 --> 00:01:01,734 You know, I thought my legacy as acting manager 31 00:01:01,778 --> 00:01:03,562 was gonna be the new forklift pallet clamp, 32 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:06,217 but turns out it's racial justice. 33 00:01:06,261 --> 00:01:08,741 So...okay, Ken, do you wanna do the honors? 34 00:01:08,785 --> 00:01:10,787 - Oh! Six-foot bubble, everybody. 35 00:01:10,830 --> 00:01:13,268 And watch your fingers. I just had these sharpened. 36 00:01:13,311 --> 00:01:15,400 [chuckles] - Ken, on the count of three, 37 00:01:15,444 --> 00:01:17,837 you're gonna bolt cut us into the 21st century. 38 00:01:17,881 --> 00:01:20,840 One-- all: Two, three. 39 00:01:20,884 --> 00:01:23,756 [display clatters] 40 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,629 - Or, you know, since we put the lock there, 41 00:01:26,672 --> 00:01:28,413 maybe we have the key. 42 00:01:28,457 --> 00:01:31,764 - Less ceremonial, but fine. 43 00:01:31,808 --> 00:01:33,592 - Oh, that's my house key. 44 00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:36,465 This one's Gram Gram's skate rink. 45 00:01:36,508 --> 00:01:38,597 This is my Orangetheory locker. 46 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:41,687 Ah, yeah, key to the racist lock. 47 00:01:44,516 --> 00:01:47,345 - Whoo-hoo! [scattered applause] 48 00:01:47,389 --> 00:01:50,435 - Wow, so this is what equality feels like. 49 00:01:50,479 --> 00:01:53,221 - ♪ Amazing 50 00:01:53,264 --> 00:01:55,223 ♪ Grace - Okay. 51 00:01:55,266 --> 00:01:57,660 - Mm-mm, no. - ♪ How sweet 52 00:01:57,703 --> 00:01:59,444 Come on, everybody! 53 00:01:59,488 --> 00:02:02,447 [upbeat music] 54 00:02:02,491 --> 00:02:04,362 ♪ 55 00:02:04,406 --> 00:02:05,798 - Pretty big day, huh? 56 00:02:05,842 --> 00:02:07,974 Justice, one. Racism, zero. 57 00:02:08,018 --> 00:02:10,325 - I'm not sure that's the score. 58 00:02:10,368 --> 00:02:12,631 - You do realize the hair products thing 59 00:02:12,675 --> 00:02:13,980 isn't the end of racism. 60 00:02:14,024 --> 00:02:15,765 It's not even the end of racism in the store. 61 00:02:15,808 --> 00:02:17,984 - Oh, is this because Karen started here last week? 62 00:02:18,028 --> 00:02:19,725 Because she's willing to go by Jill. 63 00:02:19,769 --> 00:02:21,901 - What--no. Don't you think it's messed up 64 00:02:21,945 --> 00:02:23,729 that we've never had a Black district manager? 65 00:02:23,773 --> 00:02:25,731 Or that the employee handbook limits our hair length 66 00:02:25,775 --> 00:02:27,777 to three inches...in diameter? 67 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:29,866 That basically means no afros. 68 00:02:29,909 --> 00:02:31,998 - I guess I just never thought about any of this stuff. 69 00:02:32,042 --> 00:02:33,652 I mean, you've never brought it up before. 70 00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:35,393 - It's not my job to call out every racist thing 71 00:02:35,437 --> 00:02:36,481 I come up against. 72 00:02:36,525 --> 00:02:38,135 It's my job to announce sales 73 00:02:38,179 --> 00:02:40,355 and pretend not to notice when people return used swimsuits. 74 00:02:40,398 --> 00:02:42,487 - Yeah, you know, this is actually exactly 75 00:02:42,531 --> 00:02:44,750 what we're talking about in my anti-racism book club. 76 00:02:44,794 --> 00:02:47,405 We have the luxury of not having to think about racism 77 00:02:47,449 --> 00:02:50,016 because it doesn't directly affect our lives. 78 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:52,236 - I would love to never hear about that book club again, 79 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,498 but he's right. 80 00:02:53,542 --> 00:02:55,065 - Well, let's do something about it. 81 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,241 You're gonna hold a meeting, and you're gonna compile a list 82 00:02:57,285 --> 00:02:59,374 of all the racist stuff that corporate needs to talk about. 83 00:02:59,417 --> 00:03:01,289 - I'm gonna hold a meeting? - Oh, right, sorry. 84 00:03:01,332 --> 00:03:02,725 I forgot you don't like to lead. 85 00:03:02,768 --> 00:03:04,509 You prefer to sit to the side and make snarky comments 86 00:03:04,553 --> 00:03:06,729 like a balcony Muppet. - Well, I could do it. 87 00:03:06,772 --> 00:03:08,687 - No, no, no, I can do it. - Yeah, no, of course. 88 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:10,341 You should. You totally... 89 00:03:10,385 --> 00:03:12,256 That's a great idea. I was just trying to help. 90 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:14,911 I--I promise I wasn't trying to, like, lead or anything. 91 00:03:14,954 --> 00:03:17,479 I should decenter myself and start listening. 92 00:03:17,522 --> 00:03:19,872 - You're still talking. - Yeah, yeah, decentering, yup. 93 00:03:19,916 --> 00:03:22,266 - Okay, so I'll borrow Eric's movie projector. 94 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:23,833 And we already have, like, 10 camping chairs, 95 00:03:23,876 --> 00:03:25,400 so that should be enough for everybody. 96 00:03:25,443 --> 00:03:26,749 - Ooh, this is gonna be so fun! 97 00:03:26,792 --> 00:03:28,533 The last time I saw an outdoor movie, 98 00:03:28,577 --> 00:03:29,926 I was on shrooms, and it turned out 99 00:03:29,969 --> 00:03:31,797 to just be a Steak 'n Shake menu. 100 00:03:31,841 --> 00:03:33,364 - Oh, my God. - Hey, guys. 101 00:03:33,408 --> 00:03:35,018 What's up? 102 00:03:35,061 --> 00:03:36,889 - [forced laughter] Nothing. 103 00:03:36,933 --> 00:03:40,589 Uh, we were just... talk--talking about Europe 104 00:03:40,632 --> 00:03:42,765 and how crazy it is over there right now. 105 00:03:42,808 --> 00:03:44,462 - [vocalizes] Politics. 106 00:03:47,073 --> 00:03:48,684 - Well-- - Should we feel bad 107 00:03:48,727 --> 00:03:49,902 for not inviting her? 108 00:03:49,946 --> 00:03:51,904 - Yeah, I guess? 109 00:03:51,948 --> 00:03:53,906 - I bet she just sits at home all day 110 00:03:53,950 --> 00:03:57,562 running to the window whenever she hears a car. 111 00:03:57,606 --> 00:04:00,522 - So...should we invite her? 112 00:04:00,565 --> 00:04:02,567 - Aw, that would be so nice of us. 113 00:04:02,611 --> 00:04:05,004 She'll probably cry. - Totally. 114 00:04:05,048 --> 00:04:06,919 It'll be like Christmas for her. 115 00:04:08,660 --> 00:04:09,835 - Hey. 116 00:04:09,879 --> 00:04:12,838 [phone chimes] 117 00:04:12,882 --> 00:04:15,363 - Hey, Garrett. It's me, Glenn. 118 00:04:15,406 --> 00:04:16,799 - Yeah, I can see you. 119 00:04:16,842 --> 00:04:19,671 - So I heard about the Black hair care products, 120 00:04:19,715 --> 00:04:21,934 and I feel horrible. 121 00:04:21,978 --> 00:04:23,936 I guess I just never paid attention to those products 122 00:04:23,980 --> 00:04:26,635 because most of my Black friends are bald. 123 00:04:26,678 --> 00:04:29,638 - By most, do you mean me? 124 00:04:29,681 --> 00:04:31,727 - No, I have six others. 125 00:04:31,770 --> 00:04:33,468 I don't know if they're drawn to me 126 00:04:33,511 --> 00:04:35,426 or me to them, but... 127 00:04:35,470 --> 00:04:38,995 Anyway, the point is I'm just so sorry. 128 00:04:39,038 --> 00:04:41,345 And I wish there was something I could do 129 00:04:41,389 --> 00:04:43,956 to make it up to the Black employees. 130 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,393 Any ideas? 131 00:04:45,436 --> 00:04:48,396 - Uh, for how to apologize to Black people? 132 00:04:48,439 --> 00:04:49,962 - Mm-hmm. - Glenn, look, I'm really busy. 133 00:04:50,006 --> 00:04:53,531 I got this meeting coming up-- - I just feel terrible! 134 00:04:53,575 --> 00:04:55,620 You gotta help me make this right. 135 00:04:55,664 --> 00:04:57,143 Oh, and for the record, 136 00:04:57,187 --> 00:05:00,364 I am willing to take a knee anywhere. 137 00:05:00,408 --> 00:05:02,061 Thanks, Garrett. - Yeah, bye. 138 00:05:02,105 --> 00:05:03,976 [sighs] 139 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:06,501 - Hey, Sandra. Guess what? 140 00:05:06,544 --> 00:05:07,763 - I don't like to guess anymore. 141 00:05:07,806 --> 00:05:09,808 My mind's too dirty. - Oh! 142 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:12,637 Okay, we're hosting an outdoor movie night 143 00:05:12,681 --> 00:05:14,596 and we want you to come. 144 00:05:14,639 --> 00:05:15,684 - It's this Friday at 7:00. 145 00:05:15,727 --> 00:05:17,468 Bring a camping chair and a blanket. 146 00:05:17,512 --> 00:05:19,601 But not Jerry. We're not running a charity. 147 00:05:19,644 --> 00:05:21,994 - Oh, um, thanks for the invite, 148 00:05:22,038 --> 00:05:24,083 but I don't feel comfortable going. 149 00:05:24,127 --> 00:05:26,956 - Aw, because you're not used to being invited to places? 150 00:05:26,999 --> 00:05:30,394 - No, it's just--I noticed you guys are pretty caszh 151 00:05:30,438 --> 00:05:32,004 with your COVID safety. 152 00:05:32,048 --> 00:05:34,485 - What, us? - What? 153 00:05:34,529 --> 00:05:36,835 - In your Instagram post, you're not wearing your masks. 154 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:39,011 You just have the bandana tied around your necks. 155 00:05:39,055 --> 00:05:41,710 - Yeah, so people can see our smiles. 156 00:05:41,753 --> 00:05:43,451 - They need them now more than ever. 157 00:05:43,494 --> 00:05:46,410 - Right, I just think I'd be too anxious if I went, 158 00:05:46,454 --> 00:05:48,020 but thanks for the invite. 159 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:51,154 - [scoffs] 160 00:05:51,197 --> 00:05:54,679 Is she saying we're not clean? - I think so. 161 00:05:54,723 --> 00:05:57,639 Should we start a rumor that she has hepatitis? 162 00:05:57,682 --> 00:05:59,554 - No. 163 00:05:59,597 --> 00:06:00,903 Not yet. 164 00:06:00,946 --> 00:06:02,383 - Uh, I think it's good 165 00:06:02,426 --> 00:06:04,994 that the store has unlocked the Black hair products, 166 00:06:05,037 --> 00:06:06,691 but I thought we'd make a list 167 00:06:06,735 --> 00:06:08,824 of the other issues corporate needs to address. 168 00:06:08,867 --> 00:06:10,565 - You mean like how we still sell products 169 00:06:10,608 --> 00:06:12,044 with racist mascots? 170 00:06:12,088 --> 00:06:14,656 - Ooh, yes, that's a good one! Write that one down. 171 00:06:14,699 --> 00:06:16,440 - Okay, that's a weird energy to bring to this, 172 00:06:16,484 --> 00:06:17,876 but okay. 173 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,965 - How about some new options in our vending machines? 174 00:06:20,009 --> 00:06:22,838 There are three rows of sour cream and onion chips, 175 00:06:22,881 --> 00:06:24,666 and no jalapeño. 176 00:06:24,709 --> 00:06:27,712 - Okay, guys, so this list is to come up with issues 177 00:06:27,756 --> 00:06:30,889 that are affecting Black customers and employees. 178 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:32,456 - Well, that one affects me, my brother, 179 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:34,676 because I hate sour cream and onion. 180 00:06:34,719 --> 00:06:36,808 - Yeah, but that's more of a you thing, 181 00:06:36,852 --> 00:06:38,027 not a Black thing. 182 00:06:38,070 --> 00:06:39,550 - I'm pretty sure that's a Black thing. 183 00:06:39,594 --> 00:06:41,552 Uh, raise your hand if you are Black 184 00:06:41,596 --> 00:06:43,728 and you like sour cream and onion? 185 00:06:43,772 --> 00:06:45,904 - I like sour cream. - That's not the question. 186 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:48,080 It has to be sour cream and onion. 187 00:06:48,124 --> 00:06:49,734 Devil's combo. 188 00:06:49,778 --> 00:06:52,215 Show of hands? Hands up? 189 00:06:52,258 --> 00:06:53,825 Mm-hmm, yup. 190 00:06:53,869 --> 00:06:56,219 Prosecution rests. - Okay, that doesn't prove-- 191 00:06:56,262 --> 00:06:57,786 - Look, I don't know who's right on this, 192 00:06:57,829 --> 00:06:59,831 but I think it might be easier if you just wrote it down. 193 00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:01,006 - [sighs] 194 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:05,489 - So we have two ideas to send to corporate 195 00:07:05,533 --> 00:07:07,186 and a list of snacks 196 00:07:07,230 --> 00:07:10,407 that the Black people in this room don't like. 197 00:07:10,451 --> 00:07:11,800 - Every room, Garrett. 198 00:07:11,843 --> 00:07:15,543 - Okay, does anybody have anything actually useful? 199 00:07:15,586 --> 00:07:17,675 - Uh, I--I think 200 00:07:17,719 --> 00:07:21,026 it might be helpful if-- oh, sorry. 201 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:23,376 Nia, did you want to say something? 202 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:25,291 - No? - Are you sure? 203 00:07:25,335 --> 00:07:26,728 Because I don't want to make this about me 204 00:07:26,771 --> 00:07:28,425 if you've got something. 205 00:07:28,469 --> 00:07:30,514 - I don't want to make it about you either, 206 00:07:30,558 --> 00:07:32,081 but I don't have anything. 207 00:07:32,124 --> 00:07:34,518 - Okay, uh--okay, so look. 208 00:07:34,562 --> 00:07:36,389 I think it's great that we're trying 209 00:07:36,433 --> 00:07:38,043 to fight these racist policies, 210 00:07:38,087 --> 00:07:39,523 but I also think that we should be pitching 211 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:42,526 actively anti-racist policies as well. 212 00:07:42,570 --> 00:07:44,136 - Yeah, like asking corporate to sell 213 00:07:44,180 --> 00:07:46,182 more products from Black-owned businesses. 214 00:07:46,225 --> 00:07:48,358 - I was just gonna say that! 215 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,969 - Cool, let's all give credit to Jonah for Janet's idea. 216 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:52,101 - No, no. That's-- 217 00:07:52,144 --> 00:07:55,147 - That's going on the list, Janet. 218 00:07:55,191 --> 00:07:56,584 - I think a lot of us wanna help, 219 00:07:56,627 --> 00:07:58,673 but we just have blind spots when it comes to this stuff. 220 00:07:58,716 --> 00:08:00,588 I mean, when I was growing up, we were told the goal 221 00:08:00,631 --> 00:08:02,241 was to not see race. 222 00:08:02,285 --> 00:08:03,329 - Okay, see, I don't know 223 00:08:03,373 --> 00:08:04,635 who started telling white people that. 224 00:08:04,679 --> 00:08:06,289 I'm assuming it was other white people, 225 00:08:06,332 --> 00:08:07,769 but you shouldn't ignore race. 226 00:08:07,812 --> 00:08:09,510 You should be aware of how being Black 227 00:08:09,553 --> 00:08:10,989 affects our daily lives. 228 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:13,252 - Wait, you're Black? I thought you were Dominican. 229 00:08:13,296 --> 00:08:14,384 - What? No. 230 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:15,690 - You're not even a little Dominican? 231 00:08:15,733 --> 00:08:18,301 Like Puerto Rican? - That's...not how it works. 232 00:08:18,344 --> 00:08:19,694 But Garrett's right. 233 00:08:19,737 --> 00:08:21,565 We're dealing with microaggressions all the time. 234 00:08:21,609 --> 00:08:25,047 - Yeah, like certain employees always asking to touch my hair. 235 00:08:25,090 --> 00:08:27,049 I'm not naming names, but if I were, 236 00:08:27,092 --> 00:08:28,616 they'd be Isaac. 237 00:08:28,659 --> 00:08:30,792 - I'm sorry. Your hair looks fun. 238 00:08:30,835 --> 00:08:31,793 - What? - Dude. 239 00:08:31,836 --> 00:08:33,359 - Really? - Okay, fine. 240 00:08:33,403 --> 00:08:34,752 Janet, your hair doesn't look fun. 241 00:08:34,796 --> 00:08:36,754 Is that better? It looks like a bad time. 242 00:08:36,798 --> 00:08:38,582 - No, her hair looks amazing. 243 00:08:38,626 --> 00:08:40,541 - How about Justine trying to sound Blacker 244 00:08:40,584 --> 00:08:42,151 when she talks to Black people? 245 00:08:42,194 --> 00:08:43,674 - Oh, that's how you gon' do me? 246 00:08:43,718 --> 00:08:46,416 - Uh, I've experienced a ton of anti-Asian racism 247 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:47,722 since corona started. 248 00:08:47,765 --> 00:08:48,810 - Yeah, customers have said 249 00:08:48,853 --> 00:08:50,812 some really terrible stuff to us. 250 00:08:50,855 --> 00:08:52,596 - I've been getting that too, and I'm Hawaiian. 251 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,163 - Well, you look Asian to white people, 252 00:08:54,206 --> 00:08:55,686 so don't go thinking you're cleaner than us. 253 00:08:55,730 --> 00:08:57,427 - Yeah, we're the cleanest people here. 254 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,603 - I'm sick of everybody acting like 255 00:08:59,647 --> 00:09:02,345 all Black people have it worse than white people. 256 00:09:02,388 --> 00:09:03,433 Like, look at Will Smith. 257 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,522 His life is way better than mine, 258 00:09:05,566 --> 00:09:08,525 and our debut albums came out the same year. 259 00:09:08,569 --> 00:09:11,180 - Isaac, I guarantee, all things being equal, 260 00:09:11,223 --> 00:09:13,661 racism is harder for Black people than it is for you. 261 00:09:13,704 --> 00:09:15,619 Go on, tell them about how your life is harder 262 00:09:15,663 --> 00:09:17,621 because you're Black. Wait till you hear this. 263 00:09:17,665 --> 00:09:19,710 I think it's gonna be pretty bad. 264 00:09:19,754 --> 00:09:21,625 - Wow, really? Um... 265 00:09:21,669 --> 00:09:23,235 [scoffs] Uh, okay. 266 00:09:23,279 --> 00:09:26,195 So a couple weeks ago, I bought a Nintendo Switch. 267 00:09:26,238 --> 00:09:28,414 A white dude follows me through the parking lot 268 00:09:28,458 --> 00:09:30,329 and goes, "You got a receipt for that? 269 00:09:30,373 --> 00:09:32,331 - [groans] - White dudes. 270 00:09:32,375 --> 00:09:34,377 - So this is the kind of stuff we're working 271 00:09:34,420 --> 00:09:35,857 to address with this list. 272 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:37,641 - Uh-uh, forget the list. We can get back to the list. 273 00:09:37,685 --> 00:09:39,512 The personal stories are breaking through. 274 00:09:39,556 --> 00:09:40,818 Give us another one. 275 00:09:40,862 --> 00:09:42,559 - So you just want me to tell more stories about 276 00:09:42,603 --> 00:09:44,692 messed up stuff that happened to me 'cause I'm Black? 277 00:09:44,735 --> 00:09:46,519 - Exactly. Hit us with a big one! 278 00:09:46,563 --> 00:09:48,260 - [scoffs] Fine, okay. 279 00:09:48,304 --> 00:09:50,611 Racist story time. Gather around, everybody. 280 00:09:50,654 --> 00:09:52,613 Oh, whoa! No, no, no! 281 00:09:52,656 --> 00:09:55,224 Don't actually scoot in. 282 00:09:55,267 --> 00:09:57,661 - ♪ My kinda lover 283 00:09:57,705 --> 00:10:00,272 ♪ My kinda lover 284 00:10:00,316 --> 00:10:02,797 - Man, I just wanted to change a couple racist policies. 285 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:05,103 I didn't sign up to teach a bunch of grown ass white people 286 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:06,365 about racism. - Seriously. 287 00:10:06,409 --> 00:10:07,497 It's like, come on, folks. 288 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,542 We're living in a golden age of podcasts. 289 00:10:09,586 --> 00:10:12,154 - Hey, you left the list in the warehouse. 290 00:10:12,197 --> 00:10:13,503 - Oh, okay. Yeah, thanks. 291 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,853 But, uh, I'm not doing this anymore. 292 00:10:15,897 --> 00:10:18,726 - Oh. Okay. 293 00:10:18,769 --> 00:10:20,858 - Look, it's pointless, all right? 294 00:10:20,902 --> 00:10:22,294 You're new here, so you don't get it, 295 00:10:22,338 --> 00:10:24,514 but to change anything around here is a lost cause. 296 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,603 I mean, just look at Jonah. He tried to start a union. 297 00:10:26,647 --> 00:10:28,518 He ended up throwing away a whole year of his life. 298 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,259 - Well, I did learn some things. 299 00:10:30,302 --> 00:10:33,349 But, uh, yeah-- no, yeah, it's--it was-- 300 00:10:33,392 --> 00:10:35,264 I wasted that year. - I don't know. 301 00:10:35,307 --> 00:10:36,308 I mean, it seems like things 302 00:10:36,352 --> 00:10:37,832 are actually gaining some momentum. 303 00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:40,443 Might as well try to change some of that stuff, right? 304 00:10:40,486 --> 00:10:42,663 - [scoffs] Be my guest. 305 00:10:42,706 --> 00:10:44,795 - Okay, so once again, Black women are the ones 306 00:10:44,839 --> 00:10:47,493 everybody expects to drive social change. 307 00:10:47,537 --> 00:10:49,539 - [grunts in agreement] 308 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,193 So true. 309 00:10:51,236 --> 00:10:53,935 - Okay, fine. I will do the rest of the list. 310 00:10:53,978 --> 00:10:55,414 - Cool. 311 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,287 - Did you have to snap? 312 00:10:58,330 --> 00:11:00,463 - In the moment, it felt wrong not to snap. 313 00:11:00,506 --> 00:11:01,812 - [sighs] 314 00:11:01,856 --> 00:11:02,944 - Have a heavenly day. 315 00:11:02,987 --> 00:11:04,859 - For your information, Sandra, 316 00:11:04,902 --> 00:11:06,643 Cheyenne and I are very clean. 317 00:11:06,687 --> 00:11:08,645 - Yeah, I shower after every poo. 318 00:11:08,689 --> 00:11:11,648 - And this movie night is gonna be just as hygienic as we are. 319 00:11:11,692 --> 00:11:13,606 All the chairs are gonna be six feet apart 320 00:11:13,650 --> 00:11:15,391 and we're gonna have a bunch of hand sanitizer. 321 00:11:15,434 --> 00:11:17,785 - Cool. Well, let me know how it goes. 322 00:11:17,828 --> 00:11:21,223 - And, uh, we are going to be checking people's temperatures 323 00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:22,746 every 10 minutes. 324 00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:25,749 - Mm-hmm, and we're gonna be digging a hole 325 00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:29,405 for everyone to sit in so the germs don't get out. 326 00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:30,667 - What do you say? 327 00:11:30,711 --> 00:11:33,365 Should we save you a...a hole? 328 00:11:33,409 --> 00:11:35,585 - Look, it's nothing personal. 329 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,543 People just have different comfort levels 330 00:11:37,587 --> 00:11:40,372 around this stuff, but you guys have fun. 331 00:11:40,416 --> 00:11:41,591 - [scoffs] 332 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:42,897 Rude. 333 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:45,900 - I know. She's the worst. 334 00:11:45,943 --> 00:11:47,858 She's coming to this [bleep] movie. 335 00:11:47,902 --> 00:11:49,817 - [scoffs] 336 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:51,949 - And how can we pull out all sorts of decorations 337 00:11:51,993 --> 00:11:53,168 for Saint Patrick's Day, 338 00:11:53,211 --> 00:11:55,344 and we don't do anything for Juneteenth? 339 00:11:55,387 --> 00:11:57,781 Leprechauns were never slaves. 340 00:11:57,825 --> 00:12:01,524 - Mm-hmm, except to their own greed. 341 00:12:01,567 --> 00:12:04,353 - Yo, we gotta put MC Cool Cloud on the list, right? 342 00:12:04,396 --> 00:12:05,963 I mean, that's clearly appropriation. 343 00:12:06,007 --> 00:12:07,399 - I don't know. 344 00:12:07,443 --> 00:12:08,792 I don't think he's trying to act Black. 345 00:12:08,836 --> 00:12:10,533 I just think he is Black. 346 00:12:10,576 --> 00:12:12,709 - But it's a white cloud. - So what? 347 00:12:12,753 --> 00:12:15,625 White clouds can't be Black? Black people can't be clouds? 348 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,715 - Dude, he was created by a group of white executives 349 00:12:18,759 --> 00:12:20,804 who are clearly obsessed with LL Cool J. 350 00:12:20,848 --> 00:12:22,850 I'm sick of looking at it. It's going on the list. 351 00:12:22,893 --> 00:12:24,242 - Hey, sorry. 352 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:26,375 Uh, Glenn wants to talk to you. 353 00:12:26,418 --> 00:12:27,550 - Hey, Garrett! 354 00:12:27,593 --> 00:12:28,986 You weren't picking up your phone, 355 00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:31,902 so Jonah helped Demetrius and me track you down. 356 00:12:31,946 --> 00:12:33,382 - I'm Demetrius. 357 00:12:33,425 --> 00:12:35,471 I'd shake your hand, but there's a virus going around. 358 00:12:35,514 --> 00:12:38,343 - Yeah, I heard about that. What's going on? 359 00:12:38,387 --> 00:12:39,954 - Well, you never got back to me 360 00:12:39,997 --> 00:12:42,347 with your apology ideas, 361 00:12:42,391 --> 00:12:46,395 so I decided to buy pizzas for all the Black employees. 362 00:12:46,438 --> 00:12:48,658 - Did you know that this was what this was about? 363 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,616 - In my heart, I feel like I might have. 364 00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:52,444 - [groans] 365 00:12:52,488 --> 00:12:54,751 So...as reparations 366 00:12:54,795 --> 00:12:57,928 for the hair care products, you got us pizza? 367 00:12:57,972 --> 00:12:59,060 - Mm-hmm. 368 00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:00,583 - Hey, pizza's better than nothing. 369 00:13:00,626 --> 00:13:02,019 - Mm-hmm. - What? 370 00:13:02,063 --> 00:13:04,369 - And Garrett, you're pizza deputy, 371 00:13:04,413 --> 00:13:05,893 so make sure that every Black employee 372 00:13:05,936 --> 00:13:07,329 gets some pizza. 373 00:13:07,372 --> 00:13:09,418 And if there are any borderline calls, 374 00:13:09,461 --> 00:13:10,854 well, you get final say. 375 00:13:10,898 --> 00:13:12,595 - Uh, Glenn, I can't do this. 376 00:13:12,638 --> 00:13:15,685 - Look, you're having pizza. I insist. 377 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,427 So start rounding up the Black people. 378 00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:20,429 Oh, I mean--uh, just send them a text! 379 00:13:20,472 --> 00:13:22,605 [ambient music] 380 00:13:22,648 --> 00:13:23,649 - [sighs] 381 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,958 - ♪ Thankful that my head too hard ♪ 382 00:13:28,002 --> 00:13:29,177 ♪ For me to learn my lesson 383 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:31,005 ♪ 'Cause the way I did it worked out fine ♪ 384 00:13:31,048 --> 00:13:33,181 ♪ Ooh, God you blessed me - What's good, y'all? 385 00:13:33,224 --> 00:13:34,443 It's your boy, Kenan Bravo. 386 00:13:34,486 --> 00:13:36,140 I'm just over here having a little work pizza. 387 00:13:36,184 --> 00:13:38,186 Make that free work pizza! 388 00:13:38,229 --> 00:13:39,883 And here's the guy we have to thank. 389 00:13:39,927 --> 00:13:41,580 The MLK of the PZA. 390 00:13:41,624 --> 00:13:43,800 - No, no, not thanks to me. I don't want any part of this. 391 00:13:43,844 --> 00:13:44,888 Don't want any pizza. 392 00:13:44,932 --> 00:13:46,890 - Okayzzles, more pizza for me, then. 393 00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:49,284 Hashtag "boom." Hashtag "pizza for life." 394 00:13:49,327 --> 00:13:50,981 Hashtag "in crust, we trust." 395 00:13:51,025 --> 00:13:53,897 - Forced pizza party. Going on the list. 396 00:13:53,941 --> 00:13:55,420 - I don't know, even with the word "forced," 397 00:13:55,464 --> 00:13:57,814 pizza party only ever sounds awesome. 398 00:13:57,858 --> 00:13:59,598 - I know. - Hey, Garrett. 399 00:13:59,642 --> 00:14:01,905 Me and, um, some of the others were wondering 400 00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:04,125 if we could get in on this pizza party. 401 00:14:04,168 --> 00:14:05,996 - Yeah, I don't know, man. 402 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,215 It's, uh-- - I know. 403 00:14:07,258 --> 00:14:08,912 It's a Black thing. 404 00:14:08,956 --> 00:14:11,132 But you don't know what's it like for guys like me. 405 00:14:11,175 --> 00:14:13,264 Like when I'm mowing my own lawn, 406 00:14:13,308 --> 00:14:14,831 people think I'm the gardener. 407 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:17,442 I mean, they don't say, "Hey, gardener," 408 00:14:17,486 --> 00:14:19,314 but I know they're thinking it. 409 00:14:19,357 --> 00:14:20,445 - You know what? 410 00:14:20,489 --> 00:14:21,882 Go ahead. - Thank you. 411 00:14:21,925 --> 00:14:24,232 Sarah, you're up. - Sarah? 412 00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:25,842 - So when I was eight, 413 00:14:25,886 --> 00:14:27,365 all the white kids came up with a chant 414 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,454 that went, "Sarah, Sarah, you're so brown--" 415 00:14:29,498 --> 00:14:31,456 - Okay, okay, I don't wanna be the racism pizza judge. 416 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:34,372 Just go ahead. Have some pizza. 417 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,070 - What about me? - Oh, yeah. 418 00:14:36,113 --> 00:14:37,288 You're good. You're good. 419 00:14:37,332 --> 00:14:39,116 - I hear the pizza's from Polini's. 420 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,813 - Oh, man, that place is legit. 421 00:14:40,857 --> 00:14:43,207 That where my parents took me to tell me about their divorce. 422 00:14:43,251 --> 00:14:44,687 - Oh, hey, guys. Sorry. 423 00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:46,558 The pizza's actually just for our employees of color. 424 00:14:46,602 --> 00:14:48,996 The break room is kind of a safe space 425 00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:51,302 for historically marginalized-- - No whites allowed! 426 00:14:51,346 --> 00:14:53,522 Beat it! 427 00:14:53,565 --> 00:14:55,132 - So unfair. 428 00:14:55,176 --> 00:14:57,569 - I wonder if that was the best way to say that. 429 00:14:57,613 --> 00:14:59,136 - I think I nailed it. 430 00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:01,225 - I just don't understand why she wouldn't even, like-- 431 00:15:01,269 --> 00:15:02,487 - [groans] 432 00:15:02,531 --> 00:15:03,967 I know. What--oh. 433 00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:05,055 Oh! 434 00:15:05,099 --> 00:15:07,579 - Just keeping everything sterile! 435 00:15:07,623 --> 00:15:10,060 I'm, like, so OCD about this stuff. 436 00:15:10,104 --> 00:15:11,888 - Oh, is that bug spray? 437 00:15:11,932 --> 00:15:15,065 - [inhales, coughs] Yes! 438 00:15:15,109 --> 00:15:16,501 It is. [coughs] 439 00:15:16,545 --> 00:15:18,634 A virus is a bug, Sandra. 440 00:15:18,677 --> 00:15:21,985 - Just cleaning my hands. Like always. 441 00:15:22,029 --> 00:15:23,987 - Guys, I know what you're doing, but it's okay. 442 00:15:24,031 --> 00:15:26,294 I'm not judging you-- - Okay, let's cut the crap. 443 00:15:26,337 --> 00:15:27,991 Are you not coming because of Cheyenne? 444 00:15:28,035 --> 00:15:29,732 - What? - You think she's dirty 445 00:15:29,775 --> 00:15:32,126 because she's married to Bo and they live in that filthy house? 446 00:15:32,169 --> 00:15:34,606 - You know, Bo's not dirty. Ringworm runs in his family! 447 00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:36,652 - Well, then it's a dirty family! 448 00:15:36,695 --> 00:15:39,002 - [gasps] It's a genetic condition. 449 00:15:39,046 --> 00:15:42,136 - A condition called not washing his body. 450 00:15:42,179 --> 00:15:45,356 - Oh, my God, you clearly don't know anything about ringworm. 451 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,618 Ignorant--ow! 452 00:15:46,662 --> 00:15:48,185 - Where do you think ringworm comes from? 453 00:15:48,229 --> 00:15:50,274 - I got sanitizer in my eye. 454 00:15:50,318 --> 00:15:52,015 It burns! 455 00:15:52,059 --> 00:15:54,061 - ♪ A freestyle phantom, ain't trying to be handsome ♪ 456 00:15:54,104 --> 00:15:56,106 ♪ Shrinking what you're thinking 'cause I'm vamping ♪ 457 00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:57,194 ♪ I live and die 458 00:15:57,238 --> 00:16:00,545 - I love how pizza is, like, the bread. 459 00:16:00,589 --> 00:16:02,591 And then, the sauce. 460 00:16:02,634 --> 00:16:05,072 And then, like, the cheese puts it all together. 461 00:16:05,115 --> 00:16:07,465 Yeah, mmm. 462 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,946 - Is this your first time having pizza? 463 00:16:09,990 --> 00:16:12,514 - Shh, there's girls here. 464 00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:14,733 - There they are! 465 00:16:14,777 --> 00:16:16,561 Thanks, Demetrius! 466 00:16:16,605 --> 00:16:19,042 - Yo, Jonah stopped answering his phone too. 467 00:16:19,086 --> 00:16:20,696 - [sighs] - So Garrett. 468 00:16:20,739 --> 00:16:22,567 How are those pizzas? 469 00:16:22,611 --> 00:16:25,179 Are you enjoying them and feeling appreciated? 470 00:16:25,222 --> 00:16:26,615 - People seem to like them, 471 00:16:26,658 --> 00:16:28,312 but I think we're good on pizza, Glenn. 472 00:16:28,356 --> 00:16:30,358 - Yeah, well, it just... 473 00:16:30,401 --> 00:16:33,143 Some of the white employees were upset 474 00:16:33,187 --> 00:16:35,450 that they didn't get any pizza, and, you know, 475 00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:39,062 the point of all this was to make everyone happy, so-- 476 00:16:39,106 --> 00:16:40,977 - I thought the point of this was to apologize 477 00:16:41,021 --> 00:16:42,283 to the Black employees. 478 00:16:42,326 --> 00:16:44,285 Either they're reparations, or they're not. 479 00:16:44,328 --> 00:16:46,591 - Okay, well, can't you think of it like this? 480 00:16:46,635 --> 00:16:50,160 Like, for you, the pizzas are reparations for racism. 481 00:16:50,204 --> 00:16:52,075 And for the white employees, 482 00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:54,251 they're reparations for not getting pizza. 483 00:16:54,295 --> 00:16:56,384 - Okay, so it's an all lives matter pizza party? 484 00:16:56,427 --> 00:17:00,083 Fine, great. Okay, that's perfect. 485 00:17:00,127 --> 00:17:03,347 Attention, all Cloud 9 employees in all departments. 486 00:17:03,391 --> 00:17:05,393 Please report to the break room for pizza 487 00:17:05,436 --> 00:17:08,700 because apparently, now everyone gets pizza. 488 00:17:08,744 --> 00:17:11,399 Never mind that the basic infrastructure of this country 489 00:17:11,442 --> 00:17:13,053 makes it so that one group of people 490 00:17:13,096 --> 00:17:15,011 gets way more pizza than others! 491 00:17:15,055 --> 00:17:19,189 Or that some of us spent over 400 years 492 00:17:19,233 --> 00:17:22,105 forcibly making pizza for white people! 493 00:17:24,325 --> 00:17:26,066 - This isn't about pizza, is it? 494 00:17:26,109 --> 00:17:27,545 - No, I don't think so. 495 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,765 - Yes! I love pizza. 496 00:17:35,814 --> 00:17:38,121 - I am so sorry. I biffed up hard. 497 00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:40,950 But I just really need you to know 498 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:43,126 that I'm not a racist. 499 00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:45,172 - Look, Glenn, I don't think you're racist, okay? 500 00:17:45,215 --> 00:17:47,261 You're just really horrible at this kind of stuff. 501 00:17:47,304 --> 00:17:49,132 - You're right. And I-- 502 00:17:49,176 --> 00:17:51,178 - The user is out of minutes. 503 00:17:51,221 --> 00:17:53,005 [descending tone] He doesn't know. 504 00:17:53,049 --> 00:17:55,530 Look, I'm sorry about him, okay? 505 00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:56,792 Just save all this pizza stuff 506 00:17:56,835 --> 00:17:58,576 for your next racist story time. 507 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,274 - There's not gonna be another racist story time. 508 00:18:00,317 --> 00:18:01,840 There shouldn't have been a first one. 509 00:18:01,884 --> 00:18:03,190 You're just as bad as Glenn. 510 00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:05,061 I pointed out a few problems I had with the store, 511 00:18:05,105 --> 00:18:07,977 and you have me making a whole list and doing a TED Talk? 512 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,979 I mean, hell, Jonah's been weird and annoying all day, 513 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,154 but at least he's tried to help out 514 00:18:11,198 --> 00:18:12,721 without putting the burden on me. 515 00:18:12,764 --> 00:18:14,940 - Oh, wow. Yeah--thanks. 516 00:18:14,984 --> 00:18:16,681 Decentering takes a little practice, 517 00:18:16,725 --> 00:18:17,987 but I think I'm getting better at it. 518 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,598 You know, I just have a tendency to... 519 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:23,035 make things about myself. 520 00:18:25,299 --> 00:18:26,909 - Look, don't bother with the list, okay? 521 00:18:26,952 --> 00:18:28,606 I'll take care of it. - I already did it. 522 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,914 - Oh, well, I'll send this to the DM as soon as possible. 523 00:18:31,957 --> 00:18:33,785 Then, hopefully she'll send it on 524 00:18:33,829 --> 00:18:35,222 to the regional manager for him to review. 525 00:18:35,265 --> 00:18:37,615 And then, he'll send it to the diversity liaison. 526 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:40,096 And then, she's gonna have to send it on to her VP. 527 00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:43,012 All told, we should get an answer in, you know... 528 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,623 three to five weeks. - Weeks? 529 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,060 - Look, I know it sucks. I built a canoe in less time. 530 00:18:48,104 --> 00:18:51,063 But it's a step in the right direction. 531 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,633 - I guess. 532 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:56,765 - [panting] - Oh, good. 533 00:18:56,808 --> 00:18:57,853 She's still here. - Okay. 534 00:18:57,896 --> 00:18:59,637 [both panting] 535 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:02,074 Here! In your face! 536 00:19:02,118 --> 00:19:04,686 - Our corona tests came back negative. 537 00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:06,209 And they said that's a good thing. 538 00:19:06,253 --> 00:19:08,168 - When did you guys take these? 539 00:19:08,211 --> 00:19:09,212 - We called out early and drove 540 00:19:09,256 --> 00:19:10,735 to the rapid test center in Illinois. 541 00:19:10,779 --> 00:19:14,043 - Wow, well, congrats on your clean bill of health, guys. 542 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,349 - Ah-ah-ah. 543 00:19:15,392 --> 00:19:18,090 So we will see you at movie night, right? 544 00:19:18,134 --> 00:19:20,702 - Oh, well, you guys are safe, 545 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:22,573 but won't there be other people there? 546 00:19:22,617 --> 00:19:25,620 - Yeah, but, I mean, we can uninvite them. 547 00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:26,882 It can just be us. 548 00:19:26,925 --> 00:19:28,275 - What movie were you gonna see? 549 00:19:28,318 --> 00:19:29,624 - "Hereditary." 550 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,843 - Ooh, that's too scary for me. 551 00:19:31,887 --> 00:19:34,846 - We can watch something else! Your choice. 552 00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:36,196 - Well, I've been meaning to see 553 00:19:36,239 --> 00:19:38,720 if "Herbie: Fully Loaded" lives up to the hype. 554 00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:40,678 - Done. We'll see you there. 555 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:44,291 - Sure! [all laugh] 556 00:19:44,334 --> 00:19:47,294 - Oh, yes! I knew we'd get her. 557 00:19:47,337 --> 00:19:49,296 - Nice, so it's just gonna be 558 00:19:49,339 --> 00:19:51,733 me, you, Sandra 559 00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:56,172 outside your apartment watching "Herbie: Fully Loaded." 560 00:19:56,216 --> 00:19:58,392 - Yeah. 561 00:19:58,435 --> 00:20:00,002 - Oh, shoot! I forgot. 562 00:20:00,045 --> 00:20:02,700 I have something on Friday. 563 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,398 - Cheyenne. 564 00:20:04,441 --> 00:20:06,051 Cheyenne! 565 00:20:06,095 --> 00:20:07,618 - Maybe you could give me a list of slang 566 00:20:07,662 --> 00:20:09,620 that's off-limits. - All of it. 567 00:20:09,664 --> 00:20:11,883 - Hey, man. We heard your announcement. 568 00:20:11,927 --> 00:20:13,363 You seemed pretty beefed. 569 00:20:13,407 --> 00:20:15,235 - And you had every right to be. 570 00:20:15,278 --> 00:20:19,282 I mean, from one pizza slut to another, I totally get it. 571 00:20:19,326 --> 00:20:21,893 We got you these. 572 00:20:21,937 --> 00:20:23,417 - Ten pizzas. 573 00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:25,941 - Well, there aren't enough pizzas in the whole world 574 00:20:25,984 --> 00:20:27,812 to show you how sorry we are. 575 00:20:27,856 --> 00:20:29,118 - Hey! 576 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,815 Why was this in the box crusher? 577 00:20:30,859 --> 00:20:33,165 - 'Cause it's racist and I was tired of looking at it. 578 00:20:33,209 --> 00:20:34,819 And I wasn't gonna wait three to five weeks 579 00:20:34,863 --> 00:20:36,647 for someone else to come fix it. 580 00:20:36,691 --> 00:20:38,867 - Got it. - [sighs] 581 00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:40,260 [scattered applause] 582 00:20:40,303 --> 00:20:42,218 Nope. Wrong. 583 00:20:42,262 --> 00:20:43,393 - Yeah, Garrett! 584 00:20:43,437 --> 00:20:44,960 - Sí, se puede. 585 00:20:45,003 --> 00:20:46,701 - Not Dominican, man. 586 00:20:46,744 --> 00:20:48,703 - He didn't even take the pizzas. 587 00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:50,139 - You know what? 588 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,184 You guys just don't get it, okay? 589 00:20:52,228 --> 00:20:54,361 Today was a perfect example 590 00:20:54,404 --> 00:20:56,972 of the kind of racism that people of color 591 00:20:57,015 --> 00:20:59,148 have to deal with on a daily basis 592 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,890 and how we need to stop pretending 593 00:21:01,933 --> 00:21:04,022 that white privilege doesn't benefit us. 594 00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:05,894 Today was never about the pizzas. 595 00:21:05,937 --> 00:21:08,157 It... 596 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,942 Okay, so it's still not about the pizzas, 597 00:21:10,986 --> 00:21:13,815 but he would like me to grab the pizzas, so... 598 00:21:13,858 --> 00:21:15,991 If you could just-- under my chin. 599 00:21:16,034 --> 00:21:18,123 Yeah, yeah. All right, okay. 600 00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:20,865 Seriously! Do the work! 601 00:21:22,998 --> 00:21:25,000 [upbeat music]