1
00:00:04,112 --> 00:00:06,157
- It is so nice
to be out of quarantine
2
00:00:06,201 --> 00:00:07,680
and back running this store.
3
00:00:07,724 --> 00:00:10,379
God, I so missed talking
to real people.
4
00:00:10,422 --> 00:00:12,207
You know, sometimes I pretended
5
00:00:12,250 --> 00:00:14,557
that the Nativity figurines
in my garage
6
00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,254
were you guys.
7
00:00:16,298 --> 00:00:18,082
You were the baby Jesus.
8
00:00:18,126 --> 00:00:20,693
- That's...great.
Thank you.
9
00:00:20,737 --> 00:00:21,912
- Hey, sorry about that.
10
00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,696
I got lost hate-watching
a James Corden clip
11
00:00:23,740 --> 00:00:24,741
at the gas pump.
12
00:00:24,784 --> 00:00:25,959
- Ooh, I love him.
13
00:00:26,003 --> 00:00:27,135
He has a British accent,
14
00:00:27,178 --> 00:00:28,962
but you can tell
he's not smarter than you.
15
00:00:29,006 --> 00:00:32,053
- Hey, I thought you'd be back
in your blue polo today.
16
00:00:32,096 --> 00:00:33,315
Not that it matters.
- [sighs]
17
00:00:33,358 --> 00:00:35,360
What am I doing?
I totally spaced.
18
00:00:35,404 --> 00:00:37,101
You know what?
I'll change after the meeting.
19
00:00:37,145 --> 00:00:39,408
- Oh, no rush.
Okay.
20
00:00:39,451 --> 00:00:42,715
We've got a really exciting
COVID announcement.
21
00:00:42,759 --> 00:00:44,108
- Oh, my God, is it over?
22
00:00:44,152 --> 00:00:45,979
I don't know about you guys,
but COVID has been,
23
00:00:46,023 --> 00:00:47,372
like, super annoying for me.
24
00:00:47,416 --> 00:00:49,070
- Huh, yeah,
now that you mention it,
25
00:00:49,113 --> 00:00:50,810
I'd have to give it
a thumbs down.
26
00:00:50,854 --> 00:00:53,422
- No, it's that we no longer
have to sanitize
27
00:00:53,465 --> 00:00:55,728
the conveyor belts
after every customer.
28
00:00:55,772 --> 00:00:56,860
Just hourly.
29
00:00:56,903 --> 00:00:58,731
- Actually, Dina already
told us that.
30
00:00:58,775 --> 00:01:00,733
- Yeah, I covered the COVID
protocols yesterday.
31
00:01:00,777 --> 00:01:02,083
Everyone is up to speed.
32
00:01:02,126 --> 00:01:03,649
- Okay, how did you even
see that email?
33
00:01:03,693 --> 00:01:05,477
'Cause that's
for managers only.
34
00:01:05,521 --> 00:01:06,826
- They must've left me
on the list.
35
00:01:06,870 --> 00:01:07,914
It was probably an oversight.
36
00:01:07,958 --> 00:01:09,220
I'll make sure
they take me off.
37
00:01:09,264 --> 00:01:11,353
- Okay, well, whenever
you get around to it.
38
00:01:11,396 --> 00:01:13,659
Though, you know,
I wouldn't leave it too long.
39
00:01:13,703 --> 00:01:17,576
Maybe you could do it when
you go to change pretty soon.
40
00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:18,838
- Hey, Dina,
41
00:01:18,882 --> 00:01:21,014
somebody parked their Volvo
in your spot.
42
00:01:21,058 --> 00:01:24,409
- No, Ken, that's my car.
That's the managers spot.
43
00:01:24,453 --> 00:01:26,542
- Oh, I thought
it looked familiar.
44
00:01:26,585 --> 00:01:28,021
Anyway, Dina,
don't worry about it.
45
00:01:28,065 --> 00:01:29,371
They're towing it right now.
46
00:01:29,414 --> 00:01:31,199
- They towed my car!?
47
00:01:31,242 --> 00:01:34,158
[upbeat music]
48
00:01:34,202 --> 00:01:37,161
♪
49
00:01:37,205 --> 00:01:38,380
- Hey, guys.
50
00:01:38,423 --> 00:01:40,033
I'm collecting donations.
51
00:01:40,077 --> 00:01:44,037
My vet said my cat, Biscuit,
needs balloon valvuloplasty.
52
00:01:44,081 --> 00:01:45,256
- What is that?
Like, implants?
53
00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:47,998
- No, it's more
of a lifesaving thing.
54
00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:50,131
Anyway, we're still 900 short
55
00:01:50,174 --> 00:01:51,828
after the $5 coupon we got
56
00:01:51,871 --> 00:01:53,482
from liking their page
on Facebook,
57
00:01:53,525 --> 00:01:56,137
so if anybody wants
to chip in...
58
00:01:56,180 --> 00:02:00,053
[change clinking]
59
00:02:00,097 --> 00:02:02,317
- Aw, I forgot my wallet.
60
00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:05,102
This shape in my pocket
is a Clif Bar.
61
00:02:05,146 --> 00:02:06,625
- I'm low on cash.
62
00:02:06,669 --> 00:02:09,019
You know, 'cause
everything's digital now.
63
00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:11,195
- That's it.
Hold the line.
64
00:02:11,239 --> 00:02:12,762
- I get it.
65
00:02:12,805 --> 00:02:15,286
I mean, Biscuit is
kinda like a daughter to me,
66
00:02:15,330 --> 00:02:17,288
but I guess putting down
your daughter
67
00:02:17,332 --> 00:02:18,985
is just a part of life.
68
00:02:19,029 --> 00:02:21,205
- Damn, are you trying
to raise money or win an Oscar?
69
00:02:21,249 --> 00:02:22,685
[laughs]
70
00:02:22,728 --> 00:02:25,078
Sorry, I should've saved that
for a private text.
71
00:02:25,122 --> 00:02:27,168
- I'll chip in.
Here's 20--
72
00:02:27,211 --> 00:02:29,996
no, 40.
73
00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,564
- Wow, thank you.
74
00:02:32,608 --> 00:02:35,001
- I'd feel guilty too
if I tried to kill that cat.
75
00:02:35,045 --> 00:02:36,351
- This isn't about that.
76
00:02:36,394 --> 00:02:37,656
Guys, we're a family,
77
00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:39,223
and we have to be there
for each other,
78
00:02:39,267 --> 00:02:41,878
and Sandra would be there
for any of us
79
00:02:41,921 --> 00:02:43,662
if we had a gross, sick cat.
80
00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:45,708
- I guess that's a valid point
81
00:02:45,751 --> 00:02:48,189
from Carol,
82
00:02:48,232 --> 00:02:51,540
and it looks like I don't have
anything smaller than a 20.
83
00:02:51,583 --> 00:02:53,368
So good.
84
00:02:53,411 --> 00:02:55,239
- I mean, Tita Irma has
hella cataracts right now,
85
00:02:55,283 --> 00:02:57,676
but sure,
let me spend my money on this.
86
00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,462
- Way to get the ball rolling,
Carol.
87
00:03:01,941 --> 00:03:04,117
- Look, get out of here.
I'll see you tomorrow.
88
00:03:04,161 --> 00:03:05,380
[chuckles]
89
00:03:07,817 --> 00:03:09,035
- Where's Nia going?
90
00:03:09,079 --> 00:03:10,515
- Oh, I'm sending her home.
91
00:03:10,559 --> 00:03:12,169
Food poisoning.
Yeah.
92
00:03:12,213 --> 00:03:14,171
Flooding in the attic
and the basement.
93
00:03:14,215 --> 00:03:17,218
- Okay, but it's
the manager's job
94
00:03:17,261 --> 00:03:18,654
to dismiss people.
95
00:03:18,697 --> 00:03:20,482
- Oh, Glenn,
you're overthinking this.
96
00:03:20,525 --> 00:03:21,787
No, I'm not trying
to be the manager.
97
00:03:21,831 --> 00:03:23,572
I just came into the bathroom,
found her yakking,
98
00:03:23,615 --> 00:03:25,269
and so I'm sending her home.
99
00:03:25,313 --> 00:03:27,358
- Yeah, but still,
it should be me.
100
00:03:27,402 --> 00:03:29,882
Nia, could you come back here
for a minute?
101
00:03:29,926 --> 00:03:31,536
- Yeah, what's up?
- Yeah, sorry.
102
00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:35,018
I just wanna check
a few things before you go.
103
00:03:35,061 --> 00:03:37,368
What kind of symptoms
have you been having?
104
00:03:37,412 --> 00:03:39,022
- I've already been
through this with her.
105
00:03:39,065 --> 00:03:41,546
- Yeah, I honestly think
I just need to see the doctor.
106
00:03:41,590 --> 00:03:43,940
- I'd say you just need
to see the manager.
107
00:03:43,983 --> 00:03:47,117
So, um, have you been
feeling feverish?
108
00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,511
You know, any chills?
109
00:03:49,554 --> 00:03:50,860
Knuckle stiffness?
110
00:03:50,903 --> 00:03:53,210
- Stiff knuckles?
Which would indicate...
111
00:03:53,254 --> 00:03:54,255
- Well, you don't
wanna have 'em,
112
00:03:54,298 --> 00:03:55,299
I can tell you that.
113
00:03:55,343 --> 00:03:57,258
- My knuckles are fine.
114
00:03:57,301 --> 00:04:00,173
- And--and--and the food
that you ate,
115
00:04:00,217 --> 00:04:04,265
was it sort of smelling funky
like a rotting meat
116
00:04:04,308 --> 00:04:05,396
with, like, a skin sorta--
117
00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,746
- Oh, God!
[retches]
118
00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:09,792
- Oh, God.
119
00:04:09,835 --> 00:04:11,924
Kay, manager's assessment
is over.
120
00:04:13,404 --> 00:04:16,755
Uh, you may go home.
- [retches]
121
00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:17,669
- Hi there.
122
00:04:17,713 --> 00:04:20,063
I would like to return this.
123
00:04:20,106 --> 00:04:22,239
- Yeah, we don't take
people's personal inventions.
124
00:04:22,283 --> 00:04:24,110
- Oh, no,
it's a dialysis machine.
125
00:04:24,154 --> 00:04:25,547
I don't need it anymore.
126
00:04:25,590 --> 00:04:26,896
My transplant took,
127
00:04:26,939 --> 00:04:28,680
and I'm producing
an obscene amount of urine.
128
00:04:28,724 --> 00:04:30,595
- Okay, well,
we don't sell those here,
129
00:04:30,639 --> 00:04:32,031
so you're just gonna
have to take it back
130
00:04:32,075 --> 00:04:33,424
to wherever you got it.
131
00:04:33,468 --> 00:04:36,514
- Well, actually,
the new Cloud 9 policy states
132
00:04:36,558 --> 00:04:39,300
that any item sold by Zephra
133
00:04:39,343 --> 00:04:40,779
or a Zephra subsidiary
134
00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:43,478
must be accepted as a return.
135
00:04:43,521 --> 00:04:45,697
See that?
See?
136
00:04:45,741 --> 00:04:46,959
- Uh, okay.
137
00:04:47,003 --> 00:04:48,874
I mean, I'm assuming
that that is what it says.
138
00:04:48,918 --> 00:04:49,875
Where did you get it?
139
00:04:49,919 --> 00:04:51,050
- Ojai Medical,
140
00:04:51,094 --> 00:04:52,704
which is owned
by Malachite Solutions,
141
00:04:52,748 --> 00:04:56,229
whose parent company
is...Zephra.
142
00:04:56,273 --> 00:05:00,190
- Okay, didn't realize Zephra
was in the medical game.
143
00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:02,758
Also never cared
or thought about it.
144
00:05:02,801 --> 00:05:04,803
- So let's do this, my man.
145
00:05:04,847 --> 00:05:07,284
- On it.
Just give me one second here.
146
00:05:07,328 --> 00:05:09,460
[keys clacking]
[computer beeps]
147
00:05:09,504 --> 00:05:11,070
Hmm.
[computer beeps]
148
00:05:11,114 --> 00:05:12,333
Wait.
[computer beeps]
149
00:05:12,376 --> 00:05:13,725
Why is it...wait.
150
00:05:13,769 --> 00:05:14,944
Oh.
[computer beeps]
151
00:05:14,987 --> 00:05:17,120
- Maybe you need
to call on somebody
152
00:05:17,163 --> 00:05:18,426
who's a little more tech savvy.
153
00:05:18,469 --> 00:05:19,818
- What?
I am tech savvy.
154
00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,603
Okay, I have three monitors
at home.
155
00:05:21,646 --> 00:05:23,692
I haven't minimized a window
in four years.
156
00:05:23,735 --> 00:05:24,997
Okay, why don't you just go
157
00:05:25,041 --> 00:05:26,782
browse around the store
for a little bit?
158
00:05:26,825 --> 00:05:29,828
- Right, yeah, I go browse,
maybe I find a towel I like,
159
00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:32,135
I buy it, then you're laughing
all the way to the bank.
160
00:05:32,178 --> 00:05:35,660
- Yes, I benefit greatly
from you buying a towel.
161
00:05:35,704 --> 00:05:39,185
- ♪ Turn around,
your back on each other ♪
162
00:05:39,229 --> 00:05:41,449
♪ Ooh
163
00:05:41,492 --> 00:05:44,452
- Hey, Cheyenne,
if you had a work issue
164
00:05:44,495 --> 00:05:47,498
you needed to resolve,
you'd come see me, right?
165
00:05:47,542 --> 00:05:49,021
- Yeah,
if I couldn't find Dina.
166
00:05:49,065 --> 00:05:51,110
- But I'm the manager!
167
00:05:51,154 --> 00:05:54,287
God, I mean, if Dina's
gonna handle everything,
168
00:05:54,331 --> 00:05:55,593
I don't even know
what I'm doing here.
169
00:05:55,637 --> 00:05:57,465
I should go back to my garage.
170
00:05:57,508 --> 00:05:59,858
- Aw, no.
We totally need you here.
171
00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:02,426
Like, you know,
to sign for things
172
00:06:02,470 --> 00:06:05,342
and tell us how much
milk used to cost.
173
00:06:05,386 --> 00:06:09,215
- Okay, I just wish Dina would
stick to loss prevention.
174
00:06:09,259 --> 00:06:10,521
That is her thing.
175
00:06:10,565 --> 00:06:12,393
- Yeah, she's obsessed.
176
00:06:12,436 --> 00:06:14,699
One time she chased a guy
who was stealing a phone,
177
00:06:14,743 --> 00:06:16,701
and he crashed into an endcap,
178
00:06:16,745 --> 00:06:19,704
and his knee, like,
popped through his skin.
179
00:06:19,748 --> 00:06:22,707
Oh, there was, like,
knee goo everywhere.
180
00:06:22,751 --> 00:06:24,796
She was literally glowing.
181
00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:25,797
- Yeah, yeah.
182
00:06:25,841 --> 00:06:28,713
She really does love security.
183
00:06:28,757 --> 00:06:31,629
Maybe she just needs
a little reminder.
184
00:06:33,022 --> 00:06:34,632
Cheyenne?
185
00:06:34,676 --> 00:06:36,155
- Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
186
00:06:36,199 --> 00:06:38,723
I was still thinking about
that guy's exploded kneecap.
187
00:06:38,767 --> 00:06:40,333
I'd show you a photo,
188
00:06:40,377 --> 00:06:42,684
but the stupid paramedics were
blocking most of the shots.
189
00:06:46,296 --> 00:06:47,428
- Dina?
190
00:06:47,471 --> 00:06:49,038
I just found this in the store.
191
00:06:49,081 --> 00:06:50,735
We need to deal
with that immediately.
192
00:06:50,779 --> 00:06:53,521
- "This is a threat.
The store is in grave danger."
193
00:06:53,564 --> 00:06:54,652
- Grave danger!
194
00:06:54,696 --> 00:06:56,437
That's, like,
the worst kind of danger.
195
00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,743
You know, we need
to beef up security,
196
00:06:58,787 --> 00:07:00,179
get this place on lockdown
197
00:07:00,223 --> 00:07:02,399
till we figure out
what is going on.
198
00:07:02,443 --> 00:07:05,054
Well, I mean, you do,
'cause you're head of security.
199
00:07:05,097 --> 00:07:06,185
- I don't know about this.
200
00:07:06,229 --> 00:07:07,491
I mean,
it's a pretty short message,
201
00:07:07,535 --> 00:07:09,406
and there aren't even
any demands.
202
00:07:09,450 --> 00:07:11,539
- Huh.
Maybe they were in a rush.
203
00:07:11,582 --> 00:07:14,193
More to factor in
to your investigation.
204
00:07:14,237 --> 00:07:16,065
- Cut out letters
from a magazine?
205
00:07:16,108 --> 00:07:18,023
What is this, "Scooby-Doo"?
206
00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:19,634
Nah, I think someone's
just screwing with us.
207
00:07:19,677 --> 00:07:22,071
Probably a kid
or, you know, an adult
208
00:07:22,114 --> 00:07:23,551
with a recent
traumatic brain injury.
209
00:07:23,594 --> 00:07:24,943
[laughs]
210
00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:26,554
Some dumbass spent
a half an hour on that thing.
211
00:07:26,597 --> 00:07:28,207
- [sighs]
212
00:07:28,251 --> 00:07:31,515
You didn't have to crumple it.
213
00:07:31,559 --> 00:07:33,038
- Hey, guys.
214
00:07:33,082 --> 00:07:34,779
I thought you all should know,
215
00:07:34,823 --> 00:07:38,348
20 minutes ago at 1:37 P.M.,
216
00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,263
Biscuit took her last breath.
217
00:07:40,306 --> 00:07:42,265
[group gasping and awing]
- Aw, damn.
218
00:07:42,308 --> 00:07:43,962
- I'm so sorry, Sandra.
219
00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:47,183
We all wish we could just
rip that pain out of your body,
220
00:07:47,226 --> 00:07:49,098
shove up right up
inside ourselves,
221
00:07:49,141 --> 00:07:50,621
and claim it as our own.
222
00:07:50,665 --> 00:07:52,623
- Yeah.
223
00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:54,407
Maybe.
224
00:07:54,451 --> 00:07:55,452
- Thanks.
225
00:07:55,496 --> 00:07:57,149
I need to handle
some of her affairs,
226
00:07:57,193 --> 00:08:00,544
but I really appreciate
all of your support.
227
00:08:03,765 --> 00:08:05,201
- [sighs]
228
00:08:05,244 --> 00:08:07,769
- God, that is so sad.
229
00:08:07,812 --> 00:08:09,684
- Yep, yep.
230
00:08:09,727 --> 00:08:12,556
Real sad.
231
00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,254
- So when she says
Biscuit didn't make it,
232
00:08:15,298 --> 00:08:16,778
do we think
the cat had the procedure
233
00:08:16,821 --> 00:08:17,822
and didn't survive
234
00:08:17,866 --> 00:08:19,563
or that it died beforehand?
235
00:08:19,607 --> 00:08:21,086
- It does seem unlikely
236
00:08:21,130 --> 00:08:23,480
that a procedure would be
scheduled so quickly.
237
00:08:23,524 --> 00:08:26,831
- Which means she probably
didn't get a chance
238
00:08:26,875 --> 00:08:28,311
to use the money
we all gave her.
239
00:08:28,354 --> 00:08:29,878
Not that that's my focus
right now.
240
00:08:29,921 --> 00:08:33,185
- This is bunk, man!
- I want my 40 bucks back.
241
00:08:33,229 --> 00:08:35,492
That's two seasons
of "Ray Donovan" on Blu-ray.
242
00:08:35,536 --> 00:08:37,146
- See?
This is why they say
243
00:08:37,189 --> 00:08:39,148
never spend money
on a coworker's pet.
244
00:08:39,191 --> 00:08:42,586
- [stammers]
That's, like, a saying?
245
00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:43,892
- What the hell, Bo?
246
00:08:43,935 --> 00:08:45,328
You can't keep having
Titus and Frisco over.
247
00:08:45,371 --> 00:08:47,373
They ruin all our stuff!
248
00:08:47,417 --> 00:08:49,637
Frisco already jacked up
our toilet by flushing a scarf.
249
00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:52,814
- Well, that was
a different Frisco!
250
00:08:52,857 --> 00:08:54,337
- Sorry, Glenn.
251
00:08:54,380 --> 00:08:55,947
Bo's friends are just
being lunatics.
252
00:08:55,991 --> 00:08:58,646
- I can't help it that my
friends are all wild and stuff.
253
00:08:58,689 --> 00:09:01,387
- You know, Bo, if your friends
are really that crazy,
254
00:09:01,431 --> 00:09:03,607
I might have
a proposition for them,
255
00:09:03,651 --> 00:09:05,870
but it would need
to stay between us.
256
00:09:05,914 --> 00:09:07,350
- Yeah, I got you.
257
00:09:07,393 --> 00:09:08,656
Okay, what you got,
White Mamba?
258
00:09:08,699 --> 00:09:10,614
- Well, I was just wondering,
you know,
259
00:09:10,658 --> 00:09:13,008
if maybe they'd be up
for a little mischief.
260
00:09:13,051 --> 00:09:15,184
You know,
being a little naughty.
261
00:09:15,227 --> 00:09:17,534
- Yo, not to be rude
or anything,
262
00:09:17,578 --> 00:09:20,363
but I don't think my boys would
be down to bang some old dude.
263
00:09:20,406 --> 00:09:21,886
- What!?
- Okay, I don't know.
264
00:09:21,930 --> 00:09:23,845
Maybe if the price is right.
I don't know. I'll ask 'em.
265
00:09:23,888 --> 00:09:25,020
- What?
No, chill, Bo.
266
00:09:25,063 --> 00:09:27,892
This isn't a sex thing.
267
00:09:27,936 --> 00:09:29,372
I don't think.
- It isn't.
268
00:09:29,415 --> 00:09:30,373
No, we're--
[sighs]
269
00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:32,549
We're checking store security
270
00:09:32,593 --> 00:09:34,856
for weaknesses
so we can improve.
271
00:09:34,899 --> 00:09:37,554
You know, and I just thought
maybe your friends could
272
00:09:37,598 --> 00:09:40,644
come around and see
what they can get away with.
273
00:09:40,688 --> 00:09:42,211
- Yeah, okay.
I feel you.
274
00:09:42,254 --> 00:09:44,474
We got you on this, all right?
I'll hit 'em up.
275
00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:45,518
- Okay, great.
276
00:09:45,562 --> 00:09:46,781
But to be clear,
277
00:09:46,824 --> 00:09:49,392
I am not interested
in having sex with anyone
278
00:09:49,435 --> 00:09:52,308
other than my wife, Jerusha.
279
00:09:52,351 --> 00:09:55,398
- You want me to put that
out there too?
280
00:09:55,441 --> 00:09:57,705
- No, I get
that that's the code
281
00:09:57,748 --> 00:09:59,881
for the dialysis machine
in Zephra's system,
282
00:09:59,924 --> 00:10:03,449
but on Cloud 9's computer,
it only comes up as grapes.
283
00:10:03,493 --> 00:10:05,582
Who cares what kind of grapes?
- Hey.
284
00:10:05,626 --> 00:10:07,715
Did you know
that Megan Fox hates salmon?
285
00:10:07,758 --> 00:10:09,107
- Shh.
286
00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:10,848
Look, I already talked
to logistics.
287
00:10:10,892 --> 00:10:12,981
Okay, well,
maybe they miraculously came up
288
00:10:13,024 --> 00:10:15,461
with an answer to my question
since 20 minutes ago.
289
00:10:15,505 --> 00:10:17,246
- Oh, they're finally
replacing you
290
00:10:17,289 --> 00:10:18,421
with a robot, huh?
291
00:10:18,464 --> 00:10:19,814
- [laughs sarcastically]
Very funny.
292
00:10:19,857 --> 00:10:21,424
No, I've just been
spending all morning
293
00:10:21,467 --> 00:10:23,382
trying to help this dude return
an entire medical device.
294
00:10:23,426 --> 00:10:25,167
It's just taking me a little
while to figure this out.
295
00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:26,908
- Oh, wow.
296
00:10:26,951 --> 00:10:29,301
I always thought that you were,
like, a tech whiz or something,
297
00:10:29,345 --> 00:10:32,000
but I guess I was
dead wrong on that.
298
00:10:32,043 --> 00:10:34,916
- No, I am, but you can't
just change the return policy
299
00:10:34,959 --> 00:10:36,744
without telling the people
who do the damn returns.
300
00:10:36,787 --> 00:10:38,571
- Okay, calm down, slugger.
I'll get Preeti over here.
301
00:10:38,615 --> 00:10:40,008
She's a whiz.
Hey, Preeti!
302
00:10:40,051 --> 00:10:41,749
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't need to do that.
303
00:10:41,792 --> 00:10:42,924
I got this, okay?
304
00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:44,186
It's just--
I'm basically almost done.
305
00:10:44,229 --> 00:10:45,274
Seriously.
306
00:10:45,317 --> 00:10:46,884
- Well, if you're sure.
307
00:10:46,928 --> 00:10:48,059
Never mind, Preeti!
308
00:10:48,103 --> 00:10:49,408
I thought I had a use
309
00:10:49,452 --> 00:10:51,497
for your computer science
degree, but nope.
310
00:10:51,541 --> 00:10:54,413
Keep mopping up that blood.
311
00:10:54,457 --> 00:10:56,459
- Hey, girl,
how you holding up?
312
00:10:56,502 --> 00:10:58,113
- Yeah, we are so sorry.
313
00:10:58,156 --> 00:11:00,028
- Thanks. I'm okay.
314
00:11:00,071 --> 00:11:01,769
- Great.
That's really great.
315
00:11:01,812 --> 00:11:04,728
I mean, not great.
316
00:11:04,772 --> 00:11:07,470
Biscuit is still...
317
00:11:07,513 --> 00:11:10,516
so how did it all go down?
318
00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:13,476
You know, like, I'm just trying
to wrap my head around
319
00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:16,131
the exact chain of events.
320
00:11:16,174 --> 00:11:17,654
- Jonah, come on.
321
00:11:17,698 --> 00:11:19,221
The last thing
Sandra needs right now
322
00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:21,789
is to relive Biscuit's
expensive procedure.
323
00:11:21,832 --> 00:11:24,661
- Actually, Biscuit didn't
get to have the procedure.
324
00:11:24,705 --> 00:11:28,709
She was with Jerry when she
just kind of keeled over.
325
00:11:30,014 --> 00:11:31,450
- Oh.
326
00:11:31,494 --> 00:11:33,148
- You guys are probably
wondering what happened
327
00:11:33,191 --> 00:11:34,889
to all that money
y'all donated.
328
00:11:34,932 --> 00:11:36,194
- What?
No.
329
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,457
We would--no, that did not even
cross our minds.
330
00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:39,981
- Forgot if I even put in any.
331
00:11:40,024 --> 00:11:41,634
- I don't remember if--
332
00:11:41,678 --> 00:11:43,375
- I did.
I definitely chipped in. I did.
333
00:11:43,419 --> 00:11:45,682
- [laughs]
Well, don't worry.
334
00:11:45,726 --> 00:11:47,292
The money went to a good place.
335
00:11:48,424 --> 00:11:50,731
It's Biscuit.
336
00:11:50,774 --> 00:11:52,384
- Uh, what?
337
00:11:52,428 --> 00:11:55,300
- The vet's office recommended
this thing called eternalizing
338
00:11:55,344 --> 00:11:56,649
where they take
your pet's remains,
339
00:11:56,693 --> 00:11:58,695
and they turn it
into a diamond.
340
00:11:58,739 --> 00:12:00,436
Now she'll be with me forever.
341
00:12:00,479 --> 00:12:02,438
Isn't that amazing?
342
00:12:02,481 --> 00:12:05,789
- Wow, look what you did there.
That's...
343
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,008
that is just...
344
00:12:07,051 --> 00:12:09,750
wow...
345
00:12:12,013 --> 00:12:14,102
- We didn't give her
money for a diamond.
346
00:12:14,145 --> 00:12:15,364
I wouldn't even buy myself
a diamond
347
00:12:15,407 --> 00:12:16,800
even though it goes
perfectly with my brand.
348
00:12:16,844 --> 00:12:18,584
- Look, guys,
maybe we should just
349
00:12:18,628 --> 00:12:19,672
cut Sandra a little slack.
350
00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:20,804
You know, she's grieving.
351
00:12:20,848 --> 00:12:22,806
- I'm grieving the $4
I kicked in.
352
00:12:22,850 --> 00:12:24,199
- You only gave four?
353
00:12:24,242 --> 00:12:26,157
- I gave two $2 bills, man.
That's a big deal.
354
00:12:26,201 --> 00:12:27,724
- Okay, we need to get
our money back.
355
00:12:27,768 --> 00:12:29,987
Maybe she could ask
for a refund.
356
00:12:30,031 --> 00:12:31,162
- How's that gonna work?
357
00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:32,816
"Here, I'm giving back
the diamond
358
00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:34,165
that has fried pieces
of my cat in it."
359
00:12:34,209 --> 00:12:36,341
- Let's all just relax, okay?
360
00:12:36,385 --> 00:12:39,431
I mean, one way to look at it
is, we all donated
361
00:12:39,475 --> 00:12:41,216
so that Biscuit could be around
a little bit longer,
362
00:12:41,259 --> 00:12:43,348
and now Biscuit's around
for eternity,
363
00:12:43,392 --> 00:12:46,177
so, you know, good return
on our investment.
364
00:12:46,221 --> 00:12:47,962
- I totally get
why Amy left you.
365
00:12:48,005 --> 00:12:50,138
- Okay, you know what,
if you're so fired up,
366
00:12:50,181 --> 00:12:52,357
why don't you go up to Sandra
and demand the money back?
367
00:12:52,401 --> 00:12:53,576
- Fine.
368
00:12:53,619 --> 00:12:54,969
Someone has to take charge.
369
00:12:55,012 --> 00:12:56,144
- You go, boy.
- Yes.
370
00:12:56,187 --> 00:12:57,145
- That's what
I'm talking about.
371
00:12:57,188 --> 00:12:58,363
- You're the man.
- Immigrants.
372
00:12:58,407 --> 00:12:59,800
We get the job done.
373
00:12:59,843 --> 00:13:01,062
- We?
374
00:13:01,105 --> 00:13:04,587
- My family is Swedish
or something.
375
00:13:04,630 --> 00:13:06,328
- Man, Bo's the best.
376
00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:07,808
We're gonna be legends
after this.
377
00:13:07,851 --> 00:13:09,548
- I know right?
"Oops! All Berries"?
378
00:13:09,592 --> 00:13:10,985
More like
"Oops! All Babadooks."
379
00:13:11,028 --> 00:13:12,813
- Hey, criminals.
380
00:13:12,856 --> 00:13:15,206
Yeah, I'll take that
as a confession.
381
00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:16,860
- Hey, lady,
you gotta social distance!
382
00:13:16,904 --> 00:13:19,123
I have a roommate who's 37.
- It's not safe.
383
00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:21,386
- It's a critical danger zone.
- What's going on here?
384
00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:23,519
- These two morons have been
defacing the entire store
385
00:13:23,562 --> 00:13:25,564
by putting up all these
pictures of Diane Keaton,
386
00:13:25,608 --> 00:13:27,044
but you chose the wrong woman
387
00:13:27,088 --> 00:13:29,307
in the wrong store
on the wrong day.
388
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,831
Wrong for you.
389
00:13:30,874 --> 00:13:32,833
For me it would be right woman,
right store--just go.
390
00:13:32,876 --> 00:13:35,052
Move it.
- Yeah, let 'em have it, Dina.
391
00:13:35,096 --> 00:13:38,534
You sink your teeth into this
juicy security situation.
392
00:13:38,577 --> 00:13:40,579
Take all the time you need!
393
00:13:40,623 --> 00:13:42,059
- You've made a wise choice.
394
00:13:42,103 --> 00:13:44,061
Ojai Medical
is the ultimate source
395
00:13:44,105 --> 00:13:45,584
for all your medical needs.
396
00:13:45,628 --> 00:13:47,848
- Well, I don't really have
a medical need.
397
00:13:47,891 --> 00:13:49,110
I'm just retail worker
398
00:13:49,153 --> 00:13:50,938
who's trying to return
a dialysis machine.
399
00:13:50,981 --> 00:13:54,028
The OM OptiFlow 800.
- Sure.
400
00:13:54,071 --> 00:13:56,073
The OptiFlow 800
is a revolution
401
00:13:56,117 --> 00:13:58,032
in the world of hemodialysis.
402
00:13:58,075 --> 00:13:59,468
With integrated
bolus tracking,
403
00:13:59,511 --> 00:14:00,643
it's never easier--
404
00:14:00,686 --> 00:14:01,600
- Hey, no, no, no.
Look.
405
00:14:01,644 --> 00:14:02,688
I don't care how it works
406
00:14:02,732 --> 00:14:03,907
or what kind of tracking
it has.
407
00:14:03,951 --> 00:14:05,604
- Integrated bolus tracking.
408
00:14:05,648 --> 00:14:07,171
- Right. I don't care.
409
00:14:07,215 --> 00:14:09,260
I just need the product number
so I can get on with my life.
410
00:14:09,304 --> 00:14:10,609
What?
411
00:14:10,653 --> 00:14:13,177
Are you seriously trying
to return that right now?
412
00:14:13,221 --> 00:14:15,266
- Yeah, I bought it
at DCI Marine,
413
00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:17,268
but the website said
I could return it here.
414
00:14:17,312 --> 00:14:18,835
- Hope you're not in a hurry.
415
00:14:18,879 --> 00:14:20,750
[whispers]
I think he's new.
416
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,056
- Come on.
417
00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:26,799
- Look, Sandra,
we need to talk.
418
00:14:26,843 --> 00:14:29,585
- [sniffles]
What's up?
419
00:14:29,628 --> 00:14:31,108
- Uh...
420
00:14:31,152 --> 00:14:32,849
When you see
the diamond up close,
421
00:14:32,893 --> 00:14:34,546
it really is gorgeous.
422
00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:37,288
I was like, "Is this Sandra
or Mariah Carey?"
423
00:14:37,332 --> 00:14:39,073
- I thought you were
the mean one.
424
00:14:39,116 --> 00:14:41,553
- I am.
I'm vicious!
425
00:14:41,597 --> 00:14:43,294
This morning I told Justine,
426
00:14:43,338 --> 00:14:45,035
her hair looks like spaghetti
that's been left in the pot.
427
00:14:45,079 --> 00:14:46,950
- What?
No you didn't.
428
00:14:46,994 --> 00:14:48,125
- Oh, I'm sorry.
[laughs]
429
00:14:48,169 --> 00:14:49,692
I was thinking it.
I guess I didn't say it.
430
00:14:49,735 --> 00:14:51,128
- Guys, we did a good deed.
431
00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:52,303
Okay, let's just leave it
at that.
432
00:14:52,347 --> 00:14:53,826
Not everything has
to be about money.
433
00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:54,915
- I'll try and remember that
434
00:14:54,958 --> 00:14:57,482
when I'm not watching
"Ray Donovan."
435
00:14:57,526 --> 00:14:59,267
[sighs]
436
00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:02,096
- ♪ 'Cause I ain't the way
you found me ♪
437
00:15:02,139 --> 00:15:04,272
♪ And I'll never be the same
438
00:15:04,315 --> 00:15:06,622
- See, I told you my boys
would hook you up.
439
00:15:06,665 --> 00:15:08,319
- I can't thank you enough.
440
00:15:08,363 --> 00:15:10,843
This worked out even better
than I had hoped.
441
00:15:10,887 --> 00:15:13,281
I have never seen Dina
so jazzed.
442
00:15:13,324 --> 00:15:14,282
- Tight.
443
00:15:14,325 --> 00:15:15,979
Yeah, you think
she's jazzed now?
444
00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:17,546
She's about to have
a freaking jazzeurysm.
445
00:15:17,589 --> 00:15:18,677
[imitates explosion]
446
00:15:18,721 --> 00:15:20,157
- [laughs]
Yeah, what does that mean?
447
00:15:20,201 --> 00:15:21,811
- Oh, you know what?
Since you're my boss-in-law,
448
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,639
I decided to give you
the VIP package.
449
00:15:23,682 --> 00:15:26,337
Told my boys Titus and Frisco
to put the word out there
450
00:15:26,381 --> 00:15:28,165
you're trying to find
security flaws
451
00:15:28,209 --> 00:15:30,341
and that people should
just go buck!
452
00:15:30,385 --> 00:15:33,997
- Uh, wait, how many people
are gonna go buck?
453
00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:35,564
- Oh, don't worry.
Plenty, yeah.
454
00:15:35,607 --> 00:15:37,522
'Cause Titus reached out
to his old crystal dealer,
455
00:15:37,566 --> 00:15:38,828
Straight Josh.
456
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,221
I don't even mess
with that guy.
457
00:15:40,264 --> 00:15:42,963
He once killed an ice cream man
in the daytime
458
00:15:43,006 --> 00:15:44,268
'cause of sprinkles.
459
00:15:44,312 --> 00:15:46,140
- Wha--oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
460
00:15:46,183 --> 00:15:47,358
You gotta tell them
461
00:15:47,402 --> 00:15:49,665
that the security test
is canceled, okay?
462
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,014
Or that it's at Big Lots.
463
00:15:51,058 --> 00:15:52,494
Tell them
that it's at Big Lots.
464
00:15:52,537 --> 00:15:54,191
- Uh, no, I think
it's too late, you know?
465
00:15:54,235 --> 00:15:56,150
They're already on their way
and stuff, so...
466
00:15:56,193 --> 00:15:59,153
hey, maybe I can get
a free hot dog as a thank you?
467
00:15:59,196 --> 00:16:02,069
Uh, 'scuse me, I'm just
confirming my free hot dog.
468
00:16:06,769 --> 00:16:08,379
- See this?
469
00:16:08,423 --> 00:16:09,946
This is to ensure that
everything that happens
470
00:16:09,990 --> 00:16:12,905
in this room comports
not only with corporate policy,
471
00:16:12,949 --> 00:16:15,125
but also Missouri state law.
472
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,478
Huh.
Wow.
473
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,089
I got this out
of the returns bin.
474
00:16:22,132 --> 00:16:24,917
I guess it's defective,
just like the two of you!
475
00:16:24,961 --> 00:16:26,441
- Unnecessary.
476
00:16:26,484 --> 00:16:28,791
- What was the plan,
fudge stain?
477
00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:30,053
Huh?
Post this online?
478
00:16:30,097 --> 00:16:32,099
Get internet famous?
Please.
479
00:16:32,142 --> 00:16:33,230
It's all about
chugging cranberry juice
480
00:16:33,274 --> 00:16:34,579
to Fleetwood Mac now.
481
00:16:34,623 --> 00:16:37,887
- [whispers] Dang, they take
this crap way serious.
482
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:40,107
- Something you'd like to share
with the class, turd melon?
483
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:42,239
- Oh, it's just, Bo didn't say
that this security test
484
00:16:42,283 --> 00:16:43,762
was gonna be so intense.
- Yeah.
485
00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:45,895
- It's kinda dope though.
It's like an escape room.
486
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,070
- Oh, those are fun.
487
00:16:47,114 --> 00:16:49,594
- Wait, Bo?
You two know Bo?
488
00:16:49,638 --> 00:16:51,901
- Yeah, he said the manager
needed people to come, like,
489
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,991
mess up the store to, like,
find the weak spots and stuff.
490
00:16:55,035 --> 00:16:58,299
- Weak sp...
that son of a bitch.
491
00:16:58,342 --> 00:17:01,084
Glenn did this to keep me
out of his way.
492
00:17:01,128 --> 00:17:02,477
- Oh, it sounds like you two
need to talk.
493
00:17:08,048 --> 00:17:09,527
- Dude, I'm, like, in love
with this chick.
494
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,442
- Hell yeah.
495
00:17:11,486 --> 00:17:13,662
- Well, took me
a while to figure out
496
00:17:13,705 --> 00:17:15,664
how to square the interfaces
497
00:17:15,707 --> 00:17:17,970
and set up a proxy server,
498
00:17:18,014 --> 00:17:20,277
but we are all set,
499
00:17:20,321 --> 00:17:22,018
and you guys can get back
500
00:17:22,062 --> 00:17:24,934
to your very specific lives.
501
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:25,978
- This says it's a return
502
00:17:26,022 --> 00:17:28,198
for 305 bunches
of green grapes.
503
00:17:28,242 --> 00:17:29,852
- Yeah, mine says
it's for grapes too.
504
00:17:29,895 --> 00:17:31,419
This isn't fraud, is it?
505
00:17:31,462 --> 00:17:34,465
'Cause my probation doesn't
give me a lot of wiggle room.
506
00:17:34,509 --> 00:17:36,467
- Yeah, you know what?
I wouldn't worry about it.
507
00:17:36,511 --> 00:17:40,471
That's just internal
tech jargon, you know?
508
00:17:40,515 --> 00:17:44,475
SMIs and SKU readouts,
grapes, reverse grapes.
509
00:17:44,519 --> 00:17:46,782
Those are the ones that'll
really give you trouble.
510
00:17:46,825 --> 00:17:47,826
[crashing]
[all gasp]
511
00:17:47,870 --> 00:17:48,871
What the hell?
512
00:17:48,914 --> 00:17:50,829
[rock music]
513
00:17:50,873 --> 00:17:52,179
- [grunting]
514
00:17:52,222 --> 00:17:54,703
[crowd screaming]
515
00:17:54,746 --> 00:17:57,097
- Wait, please stop!
516
00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:58,881
Ooh!
- [grunts]
517
00:17:58,924 --> 00:18:01,057
- Go, go, go!
- Damn.
518
00:18:01,101 --> 00:18:03,146
Titus and Frisco
really hooked it up!
519
00:18:03,190 --> 00:18:04,452
- I know.
Maybe we should hire them
520
00:18:04,495 --> 00:18:06,845
to dox that crossing guard
we hate.
521
00:18:06,889 --> 00:18:08,325
- No!
522
00:18:08,369 --> 00:18:10,327
Oh, Dina,
you gotta do something.
523
00:18:10,371 --> 00:18:12,373
They're tearing
this place apart.
524
00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:14,462
- Save it; I know
what's really going on, okay?
525
00:18:14,505 --> 00:18:16,507
Wow, how many dirtbags
did you get in on this thing?
526
00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:19,162
All right, everybody,
great performances,
527
00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:21,164
but you can all go home
to your futons!
528
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:23,775
- No, Dina, these are
real gang members.
529
00:18:23,819 --> 00:18:25,473
They killed an ice cream man.
530
00:18:25,516 --> 00:18:27,170
- Okay, sure, you want me
to play this out with you?
531
00:18:27,214 --> 00:18:29,085
No problem.
No, no, no!
532
00:18:29,129 --> 00:18:30,260
You're gonna get
into big trouble
533
00:18:30,304 --> 00:18:31,566
because you're a criminal
534
00:18:31,609 --> 00:18:33,220
and not just a member
of an improv troupe!
535
00:18:33,263 --> 00:18:34,482
- [bleep] off, lady.
536
00:18:34,525 --> 00:18:36,223
- Ah, profanity.
That's a nice touch.
537
00:18:36,266 --> 00:18:38,268
- Dina, he is
actually stealing that.
538
00:18:38,312 --> 00:18:40,096
You need to do something.
539
00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:41,576
- I know, but he's just
so intimidating.
540
00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:44,361
It's almost like I feel like
I have to help him.
541
00:18:44,405 --> 00:18:45,754
Here, I'll give you a hand.
542
00:18:45,797 --> 00:18:47,147
- No, Dina!
543
00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:48,365
- Where's he having you
stash this stuff?
544
00:18:48,409 --> 00:18:51,716
Out by the garden center?
545
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,763
- We just finished stocking
those blenders too.
546
00:18:54,806 --> 00:18:56,634
- Aah!
- Hey, hey!
547
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:57,853
- Our diamond!
548
00:18:57,896 --> 00:18:59,550
Biscuit!
549
00:18:59,594 --> 00:19:01,683
- They probably put
very little Biscuit
550
00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:03,902
in there anyway.
551
00:19:03,946 --> 00:19:06,905
[downbeat music]
552
00:19:06,949 --> 00:19:09,212
♪
553
00:19:09,256 --> 00:19:10,779
- Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
554
00:19:10,822 --> 00:19:13,042
Oh, they are gonna fire me.
555
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,609
- [sighs]
In retrospect,
556
00:19:14,652 --> 00:19:16,437
I probably shouldn't have
helped steal that minifridge.
557
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,395
Or the washer/dryer combo.
558
00:19:18,439 --> 00:19:19,701
The second minifridge.
559
00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:22,878
- Oh, God, I could go
to jail for this!
560
00:19:22,921 --> 00:19:25,489
And then my cellmate is
gonna ask to borrow my comb,
561
00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:27,056
and I won't be able to say no.
562
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,450
- Take a breath, man.
You're not getting fired.
563
00:19:29,493 --> 00:19:30,842
Okay?
564
00:19:30,886 --> 00:19:32,322
I'll amortize the shrink
over the next year
565
00:19:32,366 --> 00:19:33,932
and borrow overstock
from the Quincy branch.
566
00:19:33,976 --> 00:19:35,020
The manager and I follow
567
00:19:35,064 --> 00:19:36,108
the same Korean
softball league.
568
00:19:36,152 --> 00:19:38,110
- Wow, okay.
569
00:19:38,154 --> 00:19:39,634
What if the ruffians come back?
570
00:19:39,677 --> 00:19:41,288
- Not to worry,
I've been texting with Titus,
571
00:19:41,331 --> 00:19:42,593
and he's handling it
on the street.
572
00:19:42,637 --> 00:19:45,335
That kid would literally do
anything for me.
573
00:19:45,379 --> 00:19:47,990
- You are really saving
my rump.
574
00:19:48,033 --> 00:19:49,121
- Well, you still got
575
00:19:49,165 --> 00:19:51,036
a few usable brain cells
rattling around.
576
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,777
- [chuckles]
577
00:19:52,821 --> 00:19:55,432
You know this job is a lot.
578
00:19:55,476 --> 00:19:58,566
And I'm still trying to keep
my stress level down.
579
00:19:58,609 --> 00:20:00,742
Do you think maybe we could,
you know,
580
00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:03,571
talk corporate into some sort
of comanager arrangement?
581
00:20:03,614 --> 00:20:05,790
I mean, if you'd be open to it.
582
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:08,706
Sort of a "two heads are
better than one" thing?
583
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,622
- Animals born with two heads
usually die almost immediately,
584
00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:13,581
but sure.
585
00:20:13,624 --> 00:20:15,800
I'm honored you asked me.
586
00:20:15,844 --> 00:20:17,672
- I'm honored you'd accept.
587
00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:25,636
[upbeat music]
588
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,812
- Oh, hey, guys,
I don't know if you heard,
589
00:20:27,856 --> 00:20:29,727
but Sandra's cat died
yesterday,
590
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,642
and then her diamond necklace
got stolen,
591
00:20:31,686 --> 00:20:34,428
so a few us are collecting
money to help her out.
592
00:20:34,471 --> 00:20:37,474
- Cheyenne, I mean this
in the nicest way:
593
00:20:37,518 --> 00:20:39,694
get the hell away from me
with that jar.
594
00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:44,829
- What's this about?
595
00:20:44,873 --> 00:20:46,266
[Estelle and Janelle Monáe's
"Do My Thing"]
596
00:20:46,309 --> 00:20:47,528
- ♪ Hey
597
00:20:47,571 --> 00:20:49,312
♪ Hey, hey, hey
598
00:20:49,356 --> 00:20:50,966
- ♪ Whoo!
- ♪ Uh!
599
00:20:51,009 --> 00:20:52,707
♪ Well, I wear my clothes
like this ♪
600
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,274
♪ Because I can
- ♪ Because I can
601
00:20:54,317 --> 00:20:56,972
- ♪ And I wear my hair
like this because I can ♪
602
00:20:57,015 --> 00:21:00,367
- Excuse me, I was told
I'd find the manager back here.
603
00:21:01,498 --> 00:21:03,500
- We are the manager.
- Right here.
604
00:21:05,459 --> 00:21:06,938
- This is to inform you
605
00:21:06,982 --> 00:21:08,505
that you are being served
with legal papers
606
00:21:08,549 --> 00:21:10,725
in the matter of
Carol Malloon v. Cloud 9.
607
00:21:10,768 --> 00:21:13,075
Thank you.
608
00:21:13,118 --> 00:21:15,120
- Do we know a Carol Malloon?
609
00:21:15,164 --> 00:21:17,340
- Yeah, Carol!
Carol Carol.
610
00:21:17,384 --> 00:21:19,516
- Oh.
Oh, right.
611
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,736
We electrocuted her.
Yeah, a lawsuit makes sense.