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- And finally, your name tag.
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Now, the Cloud 9 manual says
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that this is made out
of polyvinyl chloride,
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but I say it's made
out of honesty, hard work,
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those elderly shoppers'
smiles--
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- Glen, can we hurry this up?
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Not to be rude,
but this means nothing to me.
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- Wow, my son--
a Cloud 9 employee.
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We're a dynasty
like Billy Ray and Miley.
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- And he was my foster child.
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It's like God's been engraving
this name tag for you
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since the day you were born.
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- Dude,
you just touched my nipple.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
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Thought I had more clearance,
but it is cold in here.
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Oh, my God, showtime.
Okay, go, go, go, go.
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- Excuse me,
do you sell cat carriers?
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- Um...
- Mateo, get this.
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It's Tony's first customer.
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- Ooh, maybe we can get one
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where the customer's making
a complaint
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and Tony's like, "Oh, brother."
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- Sorry, it's just that
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my cat's in a duffel bag
in the car.
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- Okay, I think
we have enough photos.
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- Mateo, this is important.
It's Tony's first day.
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I mean, what if he makes
a scrapbook for this job?
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What's he gonna put
on page one?
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- Seriously, I just need--
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- Sir,
you are ruining this moment.
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♪
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- Thinking about getting
into camping,
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but possums kinda freak me out.
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- Dina and I almost kissed
yesterday.
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- What?
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- I mean, nothing happened.
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There was no lip collision.
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But there was definitely
a swerve to miss situation.
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- Is she still with Brian?
Did something happen?
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Are they having issues?
Wait, is she into you?
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- Oh, two questions per breath.
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and I already told you,
nothing happened.
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- Well,
then why did you bring it up?
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That's how conversation works.
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- Hey, Jonah.
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You ready
to start training Tony?
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- Sure am.
- Sup, Tony?
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You excited to work at Cloud 9?
- Yeah, it's cool.
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- Uh, yeah,
it's about to get real cool
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like, uh,
"Brr, grab some extra socks."
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We're restocking
refrigerated items.
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- Oh, do I need extra socks?
- No, it's not that bad.
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- Here, I made him
a roast beef sandwich.
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- Mom, come on.
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- If he doesn't eat
every 45 minutes,
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he turns into
a real grumpasaurus.
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Oh, and you have my number
if you need it, right?
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- Yeah, or I could
just wave over to you
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since we work
in the same store.
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- Sorry, just a little nervous.
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Okay, I'm gonna go.
Bye, Tony.
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Sure you're gonna be okay?
- Mom!
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- I'm gonna play both
of my reversies
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and send it back to Sayid.
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Oh!
- Oh, yuck.
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- Dang, that's cold.
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Sayid, you're on bathroom duty
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unless you want
to use your Skip Stone,
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but just remember,
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you won't get another one
until next month.
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- Hey, Chey.
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Glen wants me to decorate
Tony's locker.
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What are straight teenage boys
into?
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Paintball and body spray?
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- Just a second.
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I'm in the middle
of shift assignments.
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Sayid?
- I'm using my stone, baby.
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- Yes! Okay.
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- Mateo, the locker
is gonna have to wait.
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I forgot my lunch, so could
you get me a tuna salad pita
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but roll it up so that it looks
like an ice cream cone?
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- Uh, yep.
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- You see what I'm going for?
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The tuna scoop
is the ice cream.
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- I understand and I am on it.
- Okay.
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- Because this is my job.
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- "Men, Women, & Children."
Boom!
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- Wait, wait, um--
- Sorry, Justine.
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Isaac was able to name more
Timothée Chalamet movies,
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so he's on Softlines.
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- Suck it, Justine.
Call me by your name.
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- All right.
Great game, everybody.
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Now go make that paper!
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Hey,
when you were floor supervisor,
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did Elias always
ask to work in greeting cards?
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- Yeah.
Don't let him.
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He reads all the cards out loud
and adds the words "in bed."
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It literally never works.
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- Ugh.
Okay, thanks.
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Any other pro tips,
let me know.
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- Oh, really?
Well, happy to help.
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I actually miss
being floor supervisor.
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Thanks to ICE,
now the only job I can get
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is making sure Glenn's healthy
meals look like ice cream.
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- Oh, that sucks.
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You know you can do that
with sushi?
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- A ball of crab
on a hand roll.
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Come on, give me some credit.
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- Oh, hey.
Dina, what's up?
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Uh, you see the moon
last night?
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I'm not sure
what phase it was.
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Probably like the middle
or something like--
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- It was waning gibbous, but
can we talk about yesterday?
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- Yeah, totally.
Um...
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hey,
I'm really sorry about that.
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- It just doesn't make sense.
I mean, I'm crazy about Brian.
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And I was up all night
last night thinking about it.
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"Why did this happen?
Am I a bad person?
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Did Garrett use some kind
of seduction pheromones?"
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- And is that the one
you landed on?
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- No, no.
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I finally realized
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I think this is because
Brian has been away a lot.
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He's been helping out
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at some understaffed
animal sanctuaries,
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so I think I've just been
really lonely.
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- I get that.
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I mean, I'm in a weird
head space these days, too.
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I mean,
Zoom dating is basically
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interviewing somebody
while judging their wall art.
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- Mm.
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I guess you gotta keep
your hands in frame, right?
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Otherwise
the other person's gonna think
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you're touching yourself.
- What?
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No, I usually--I keep 'em--
are people thinking that?
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- Oh, absolutely.
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Anyway, what happened yesterday
didn't mean anything.
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It was just two old horndogs
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lifting their leg
at a familiar tree.
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- Not how I would've said it,
but yes.
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I guess that's what it was.
Case closed.
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- Okay.
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So I'm just gonna call Brian
and tell him everything.
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- What?
Wait, no, you said case closed.
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The--the case is closed.
You can't reopen the case.
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-
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Okay, all right,
love the energy, great job,
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but you actually have
to unwrap the plastic
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and separate the boxes
before you shelf them.
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- Oh.
Then why'd you say great job?
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- I...don't know.
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Also there's an F
on the pallet here.
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Do you know what
that stands for?
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- Yeah.
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- No, no, no, no, not that.
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Um, mostly because
why would it?
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Uh, the F stands for frozen,
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so that means you
gotta put those in the freezer,
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not the refrigerator.
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- Whoa, Tony.
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Looks like you got
the cool teacher.
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-
Yeah, that's me.
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Hey, kids.
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Put your books down, we're
having class outside today.
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-
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- No, no, no, no, we actually
have to stock those.
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- All right, I'm gonna go
before you bust out the guitar.
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- Yeah.
- I'll see you at lunch.
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- All right, I'll see ya.
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- Dude, she wants your nuts.
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- Sorry?
- She's totally into you.
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- Oh, no.
She's just being friendly.
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I mean,
we talk politics at lunch,
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but that's just mostly because
she's the only person here
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who doesn't get her news
from all-caps Facebook posts.
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- I'm telling you,
she was thirsty for it.
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You gotta quench.
- Huh.
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Well, I guess
she could've been flirting
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with me
and I didn't pick up on it.
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Been a while since I've been
single and these arenew jeans.
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- Oops.
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Oh, well.
Five second rule, right?
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- Uh, n-no.
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- Everybody wants a cart,
but not me.
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I'm a basket guy.
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Because you come up
to a narrow space with a cart,
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you're stuck.
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But me?
I'm just Neo from "The Matrix"
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and I'm just like,
"Whoa,"
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bullet time my way
all the way through,
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you know what I'm saying?
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- Yeah, but what if
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you can't fit everything
you need in a basket?
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- Oh, yeah.
I thought about that.
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Two baskets, oh.
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- Oh, Brian.
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Oh, hey, Ken.
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Could you tell me more
about that two basket thing?
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- Dude, now everybody knows.
Can't tell you nothing.
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Good day.
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- Brian, wow, cool.
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Uh, have you talked
to Dina yet?
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- I did talk to Dina, yes.
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- Brian, great.
I'm so glad you're here.
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Garrett, we have big news.
- Oh.
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- Dina and I have talked
and we've decided--
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- We're gonna have
an open relationship!
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- What?
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- You're gonna be
our side piece.
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- Yeah.
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Well, you know,
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technically, I think he'd
just be your side piece.
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- Well, what's my side piece
is your side piece.
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-
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- So I'll be going to a
wildlife sanctuary in Wisconsin
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for three months
and that's a long time to go
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without physical intimacy
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and I'm not a big fan
of the Zoom sex.
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- He can never get
the camera angle right.
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It's always all forehead
or foreskin.
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- Okay, I get it.
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This is really
the best solution for you?
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- Hey, it's new territory
for me, too,
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but I've tried a lot
of new stuff because of Dina.
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You know, before I met her,
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I had never canned anything.
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- And you just make sense
since we have history.
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- You've really thought
this out.
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- Yeah, sure have.
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And there's a lot of things
for us to go over with you,
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but I want to make sure
it's clear.
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I save the girlfriend stuff
for this guy, okay?
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That means no sleepovers,
no non-sexual kissing,
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and no stargazing unless it's
for navigational purposes.
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- Well, that's a lot of rules.
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Feels like I'm buying
a gremlin.
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- I don't know what that means.
- I don't either.
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- The car?
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- Uh,
it sounds like a spam account,
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so maybe wait until your lunch
to DM Prince Harry back.
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- You're right.
I shouldn't seem so desperate.
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- Mm-hmm.
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We direct.
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Don't use words like "maybe"
or "I think" with these peons.
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- Okay.
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- Before you speak, think,
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"How would an evil queen
decree this?"
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- Ooh, yeah.
249
00:08:27,310 --> 00:08:28,920
- And just a couple
other things I thought of.
250
00:08:28,964 --> 00:08:30,443
- Oh.
251
00:08:30,487 --> 00:08:32,184
- No more campfire games
with employees
252
00:08:32,228 --> 00:08:33,925
and no sparkly makeup.
253
00:08:33,969 --> 00:08:35,753
Oh, and don't put unicorn
stickers on your clipboard.
254
00:08:35,797 --> 00:08:37,581
They're unprofessional.
255
00:08:37,625 --> 00:08:39,801
- Uh, okay.
256
00:08:39,844 --> 00:08:41,585
- But otherwise,
you are killing it, girl.
257
00:08:41,629 --> 00:08:43,761
-
Thanks.
258
00:08:43,805 --> 00:08:46,068
- Oh, you should probably
change your shoes.
259
00:08:46,111 --> 00:08:47,243
I mean, they're fun,
260
00:08:47,286 --> 00:08:49,898
but it looks like
you skinned a Care Bear.
261
00:08:49,941 --> 00:08:51,073
-
262
00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:52,727
- Nia's just really cool,
you know?
263
00:08:52,770 --> 00:08:54,816
It's the first time I've
actually been kind of excited
264
00:08:54,859 --> 00:08:56,600
about somebody since Amy.
265
00:08:56,644 --> 00:08:57,775
- But you do know
that there are women
266
00:08:57,819 --> 00:08:58,994
outside of the store, right?
267
00:08:59,037 --> 00:09:00,604
- We have the same break today.
268
00:09:00,648 --> 00:09:02,737
I wonder if I should ask her
out to that the Szechuan place.
269
00:09:02,780 --> 00:09:04,216
You know, maybe order
something adventurous
270
00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:06,088
like level ten mapo tofu.
271
00:09:06,131 --> 00:09:07,742
Have a new experience?
272
00:09:07,785 --> 00:09:09,308
- Look, man, I'd love to plan
your imaginary date,
273
00:09:09,352 --> 00:09:12,573
but Dina asked me to be part
of her open relationship.
274
00:09:12,616 --> 00:09:16,794
- What? Wow.
An open relationship?
275
00:09:16,838 --> 00:09:19,014
That's pretty cool, actually,
you know?
276
00:09:19,057 --> 00:09:20,624
It's very modern.
277
00:09:20,668 --> 00:09:22,017
Trying to imagine if Nia and I
278
00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:23,235
would ever be the kind
of couple that--
279
00:09:23,279 --> 00:09:24,672
- Maybe see if she's up
for dinner first.
280
00:09:24,715 --> 00:09:26,021
- Hey, Garrett.
281
00:09:26,064 --> 00:09:27,631
Can we just keep rolling
through these guidelines?
282
00:09:27,675 --> 00:09:29,807
Brian's got a pug eyeball
reinsertion at 3:00.
283
00:09:29,851 --> 00:09:31,287
- Dina, I--I--sorry,
284
00:09:31,330 --> 00:09:34,116
I just gotta say the open
relationship--I'm impressed.
285
00:09:34,159 --> 00:09:35,508
You know,
it's very progressive,
286
00:09:35,552 --> 00:09:37,249
very European.
287
00:09:37,293 --> 00:09:38,250
- Oh, Jonah.
288
00:09:38,294 --> 00:09:39,600
This is awkward,
289
00:09:39,643 --> 00:09:41,993
but we're at capacity
so it's not gonna happen.
290
00:09:42,037 --> 00:09:43,647
I'm so sorry.
291
00:09:43,691 --> 00:09:45,257
- But that's not--
292
00:09:45,301 --> 00:09:46,607
all right.
293
00:09:46,650 --> 00:09:48,957
- ♪ Say that you love me
294
00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,741
♪ Say that you need me
295
00:09:50,785 --> 00:09:52,525
♪ Say that you want me
296
00:09:52,569 --> 00:09:53,875
♪
297
00:09:55,093 --> 00:09:56,486
- Oh, hey, Jonah.
298
00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,835
I want to get your thoughts
on that "Planet Money"
299
00:09:57,879 --> 00:09:59,402
on the economy of sewage.
300
00:09:59,445 --> 00:10:01,360
- You heard it!
Ah, that's great.
301
00:10:01,404 --> 00:10:02,361
Yeah, totally.
302
00:10:02,405 --> 00:10:03,754
We're wrapping up here,
303
00:10:03,798 --> 00:10:06,670
so we will jump right into
that sewage soon.
304
00:10:06,714 --> 00:10:09,934
- Can't wait.
-
305
00:10:09,978 --> 00:10:11,893
Uh--
306
00:10:11,936 --> 00:10:14,547
hey, buddy, can we pick up
the pace just a little bit?
307
00:10:14,591 --> 00:10:17,812
You know, shift into high gear
before this all melts?
308
00:10:17,855 --> 00:10:20,075
- Totally.
- Great, thank you.
309
00:10:20,118 --> 00:10:23,600
♪
310
00:10:23,644 --> 00:10:25,297
- Hey, guys.
311
00:10:25,341 --> 00:10:26,690
- How are my chilly willies?
312
00:10:26,734 --> 00:10:28,736
- I was actually
just telling Tony
313
00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:30,085
that we need to speed up
a little bit.
314
00:10:30,128 --> 00:10:31,695
- Oh,
he's probably hungry again.
315
00:10:31,739 --> 00:10:34,306
Here, go get a snack
from the vending machine.
316
00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:35,568
- Can I get Rolos?
317
00:10:35,612 --> 00:10:37,222
- Okay, but that's your sweet
for the day.
318
00:10:37,266 --> 00:10:38,876
- Yeah, okay.
319
00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,487
- Uh, Sandra,
we're actually very behind
320
00:10:41,531 --> 00:10:43,664
and Tony's having a lot
of trouble with pacing.
321
00:10:43,707 --> 00:10:46,797
Do you think maybe you might be
coddling him just a little bit?
322
00:10:46,841 --> 00:10:49,974
- Oh, I see what this is.
323
00:10:50,018 --> 00:10:52,716
Jonah,
I still care about you, too.
324
00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:54,718
There is no need to be jealous.
325
00:10:54,762 --> 00:10:56,372
Just because Tony's new
326
00:10:56,415 --> 00:10:58,722
and you don't have the best
hair in the store anymore--
327
00:10:58,766 --> 00:11:01,072
- Glenn, I'm not jealous, okay?
328
00:11:01,116 --> 00:11:03,205
I just--I want him
to learn his job
329
00:11:03,248 --> 00:11:05,555
so that his coworkers
don't have to micromanage him.
330
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,036
- Understood, you got it.
- Great.
331
00:11:08,079 --> 00:11:11,517
- My special guy.
-
332
00:11:11,561 --> 00:11:12,997
- Looks so good.
- Hey.
333
00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:14,869
I was walking by Women's Wear
and I happened to see
334
00:11:14,912 --> 00:11:17,393
a couple of pieces
that would be perfect for you.
335
00:11:17,436 --> 00:11:20,918
- Wow, they're really...cute?
336
00:11:20,962 --> 00:11:23,747
Uh, anyways, nice job
on this display, Don.
337
00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:24,748
You get a butterfly.
338
00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:25,967
Boop!
339
00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:27,664
-
Oh, hey.
340
00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,840
No biggie, but when I mentioned
no stickers on your clipboard,
341
00:11:29,884 --> 00:11:32,277
I meant, like,
no stickers period.
342
00:11:32,321 --> 00:11:33,539
- Look, I'm really sorry
343
00:11:33,583 --> 00:11:35,324
that you had to stop being
floor supervisor,
344
00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:39,023
but I just need to do this
my own way, okay?
345
00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:40,285
- Okay.
346
00:11:40,329 --> 00:11:41,852
I just figured you'd want
to do the job well
347
00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:43,941
instead of, you know,
348
00:11:43,985 --> 00:11:46,117
having Carol do the worm
to get out of go-backs.
349
00:11:46,161 --> 00:11:48,685
- Well, I actually think
I'm doing a really good job.
350
00:11:48,729 --> 00:11:50,469
Yeah,
the games and stuff are dorky,
351
00:11:50,513 --> 00:11:51,775
but they help people forget
352
00:11:51,819 --> 00:11:53,777
that their job sucks
for a second.
353
00:11:53,821 --> 00:11:54,909
- I'm just saying
you might want to listen
354
00:11:54,952 --> 00:11:56,649
to the gold standard
floor supervisor.
355
00:11:56,693 --> 00:11:58,260
- You weren't even given
the job.
356
00:11:58,303 --> 00:12:00,001
You just started saying
that you had it.
357
00:12:00,044 --> 00:12:02,655
At least I was, like,
chosen to do this.
358
00:12:02,699 --> 00:12:04,527
- Yeah, because
I wasn't eligible, okay?
359
00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,137
If they could've had
a professional like me,
360
00:12:06,181 --> 00:12:07,269
they wouldn't have put up with
361
00:12:07,312 --> 00:12:09,358
your rainbow sparkle
Hello Kitty crap.
362
00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:11,795
- Oh, okay.
We're being honest now?
363
00:12:11,839 --> 00:12:13,144
Well, this morning
364
00:12:13,188 --> 00:12:15,320
when you asked me about
your nose pores, I lied.
365
00:12:15,364 --> 00:12:16,626
They are visible.
366
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,323
You could dunk a basketball
in them.
367
00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:19,672
-
368
00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:21,370
- Sorry about
the long bathroom break.
369
00:12:21,413 --> 00:12:23,546
I opened the "Harper's" app and
you know how that story ends.
370
00:12:23,589 --> 00:12:25,287
Oh, hey, Tony, bud,
371
00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:26,897
how come the fudge pops
are not in the freezer?
372
00:12:26,941 --> 00:12:28,377
I told you they're melting.
373
00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:29,682
- I know, but there was
no more room in the freezer.
374
00:12:29,726 --> 00:12:30,596
- How could there not
be enough room
375
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,076
in the--
376
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,643
To--
377
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,819
Why is there beer
in the freezer?
378
00:12:35,863 --> 00:12:37,386
There's not an F on the box.
379
00:12:37,429 --> 00:12:39,518
- Uh, ice cold beer?
It's, like, a thing.
380
00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:42,565
This is a huge problem, Tony.
381
00:12:42,608 --> 00:12:45,568
- I mean, it's just stuff.
- Our whole job is stuff.
382
00:12:45,611 --> 00:12:46,917
Can't you just--
383
00:12:46,961 --> 00:12:50,529
Listen and follow directions?
384
00:12:50,573 --> 00:12:54,838
I swear, I just want to be done
and go to lunch, you know?
385
00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:55,839
I'm sick of it.
386
00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:57,014
- Oh!
- Oh, oh.
387
00:12:57,058 --> 00:13:00,235
- Oh, dude, you hit me.
- Oh, no.
388
00:13:03,151 --> 00:13:04,979
- You're okay, you're okay.
389
00:13:05,022 --> 00:13:06,154
You're more surprised
than hurt, right?
390
00:13:06,197 --> 00:13:07,895
- Not really.
- Tony?
391
00:13:07,938 --> 00:13:09,244
What's wrong?
Is there something in your eye?
392
00:13:09,287 --> 00:13:10,549
You want me to blow on it?
- No--
393
00:13:10,593 --> 00:13:12,334
- Jonah hit me.
- No, no.
394
00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:14,945
- What?
How dare you hit my son?
395
00:13:14,989 --> 00:13:16,425
- Sandra, I swear--
396
00:13:16,468 --> 00:13:18,383
- Does it make you feel like
a big man, hitting a kid?
397
00:13:18,427 --> 00:13:20,733
- That's--
398
00:13:20,777 --> 00:13:22,474
all right, Sandra,
joke's over.
399
00:13:22,518 --> 00:13:23,649
Most of these people
don't get it,
400
00:13:23,693 --> 00:13:25,042
but I do
'cause you're hilarious.
401
00:13:25,086 --> 00:13:26,914
- Do I look like I'm laughing?
402
00:13:26,957 --> 00:13:28,698
-
All right, Tony.
403
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,569
I'll catch you on the flip.
Feel better, buddy.
404
00:13:30,613 --> 00:13:33,050
- You touch him again,
I will destroy you.
405
00:13:33,094 --> 00:13:35,444
-
She's not--
406
00:13:35,487 --> 00:13:36,924
it--we're--we're friends.
407
00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:39,056
I threw her
an engagement party.
408
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,537
- Don't let Jonah throw you
a party, everyone.
409
00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:45,323
Your kids will pay the price.
410
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,891
- I know it's a lot, but
once we get it all sorted out,
411
00:13:47,935 --> 00:13:49,632
I promise it will be fun.
412
00:13:49,675 --> 00:13:51,155
- Will it?
- Yes!
413
00:13:51,199 --> 00:13:52,461
All hangin' and bangin'
414
00:13:52,504 --> 00:13:54,419
and none of that annoying
relationship stuff?
415
00:13:54,463 --> 00:13:55,725
Think about it.
416
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:56,944
If I get into a fight
with my stupid sister,
417
00:13:56,987 --> 00:13:58,162
I'm not gonna
bug you with that.
418
00:13:58,206 --> 00:13:59,511
I'm gonna bring that
to QB1 here.
419
00:13:59,555 --> 00:14:01,470
- That's right.
And I'm gonna be all like,
420
00:14:01,513 --> 00:14:05,822
"Dina, your sister's attachment
issues are not your problem."
421
00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:06,910
Boom.
422
00:14:06,954 --> 00:14:08,346
- Okay.
423
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,260
Yeah, I guess.
424
00:14:09,304 --> 00:14:12,916
- Here, we got you something.
425
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,309
- Wow.
426
00:14:14,352 --> 00:14:15,745
Not sure what I'm supposed
to do with this
427
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,182
since I'm a grown man.
428
00:14:18,226 --> 00:14:20,924
- Well, it's actually more
of a demonstration, you know?
429
00:14:20,968 --> 00:14:22,621
We checked out a lot
of websites and they said
430
00:14:22,665 --> 00:14:25,363
it's really important
to establish sexual boundaries,
431
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,931
so we will stick
a thumbs-up sticker
432
00:14:27,975 --> 00:14:29,890
everywhere you're allowed
to touch Dina.
433
00:14:29,933 --> 00:14:32,109
- Now, the thumbs-up represents
a general green light,
434
00:14:32,153 --> 00:14:34,329
but in some cases,
it's a little more literal.
435
00:14:34,372 --> 00:14:36,026
We'll walk you through those
when we get there.
436
00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:37,898
- Yeah, no, no.
Nope, not doing it.
437
00:14:37,941 --> 00:14:40,291
I'm out.
Nope, nope, nope.
438
00:14:40,335 --> 00:14:41,727
- Wait!
439
00:14:41,771 --> 00:14:43,077
I was just gonna put stickers
on the bear's boobs.
440
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,948
You love those.
441
00:14:44,992 --> 00:14:46,602
- Yeah, I don't think
we sell anything
442
00:14:46,645 --> 00:14:48,952
specifically called fruit soup,
but you could check produce.
443
00:14:48,996 --> 00:14:50,519
- Okay.
444
00:14:50,562 --> 00:14:52,564
- Oh, here's a perfect place
to update shift assignments.
445
00:14:52,608 --> 00:14:54,131
Hmm.
446
00:14:54,175 --> 00:14:57,439
Isaac, you shall henceforth
be working on register four
447
00:14:57,482 --> 00:15:00,485
to maximize efficiency
and expedite expenditure.
448
00:15:00,529 --> 00:15:01,617
- What's happening?
449
00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:03,097
Why do you sound like
Nurse Ratched
450
00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:04,663
on the Netflix series
"Ratched"?
451
00:15:04,707 --> 00:15:06,752
- Oh, I'm running this meeting
like Mateo
452
00:15:06,796 --> 00:15:08,929
in a very professional manner.
453
00:15:08,972 --> 00:15:11,496
Mm-hmm.
- Okay, ha, ha, very funny.
454
00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:12,715
But you know what?
455
00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:13,803
Even this is way better
than your usual
456
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,326
singles cruise director
attitude.
457
00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:17,111
-
Oh, I doth agree
458
00:15:17,154 --> 00:15:20,462
because one should never have
a fun, cool attitude
459
00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:22,377
when one can have a stick
up their ass!
460
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:24,509
- Oh, my God, that's so good.
461
00:15:24,553 --> 00:15:26,555
- You're tearing him apart.
Do his walk.
462
00:15:26,598 --> 00:15:27,948
- Oh, yeah.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
463
00:15:27,991 --> 00:15:29,166
- That's not how I--
464
00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:31,429
- Uh, uh, oh, God,
I right dropped me cane!
465
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,649
- What cane?
I don't have a cane!
466
00:15:36,782 --> 00:15:38,480
♪
467
00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:40,308
- Oh.
468
00:15:40,351 --> 00:15:43,833
Did you see that?
Dude, you--
469
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,139
- This is all my fault.
470
00:15:45,182 --> 00:15:47,706
Paying all that attention
to shiny, new Tony
471
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:50,100
while dusty, old Jonah sat
on the shelf.
472
00:15:50,144 --> 00:15:53,060
- No, that's not it.
And we're not toys, Glen.
473
00:15:53,103 --> 00:15:55,801
Sandra, it was
just an accident, I swear.
474
00:15:55,845 --> 00:15:57,151
- If it was such an accident,
475
00:15:57,194 --> 00:15:58,587
then why were you yelling
at him when it happened?
476
00:15:58,630 --> 00:15:59,588
- I wasn't yelling!
477
00:15:59,631 --> 00:16:01,285
- Oh, God.
He's doing it again.
478
00:16:01,329 --> 00:16:05,072
- I wasn't yelling at Tony.
It was more like lecturing.
479
00:16:05,115 --> 00:16:06,421
He just--he wasn't listening.
480
00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:08,205
- Exactly.
You had to make him listen.
481
00:16:08,249 --> 00:16:10,425
- That's not what I meant.
482
00:16:10,468 --> 00:16:12,601
- I think it's good that
the kid had some consequences.
483
00:16:12,644 --> 00:16:13,994
Kids have it too easy
these days.
484
00:16:14,037 --> 00:16:15,038
Everybody gets a trophy.
485
00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:16,648
- You say that
about everything.
486
00:16:16,692 --> 00:16:18,999
Do you want us
to give you a trophy?
487
00:16:19,042 --> 00:16:20,174
- If everyone's getting one.
488
00:16:20,217 --> 00:16:22,045
- Well, when I was a kid,
we'd get hit,
489
00:16:22,089 --> 00:16:24,047
but we never cried
about it 'cause
490
00:16:24,091 --> 00:16:25,092
then we'd get hit.
491
00:16:25,135 --> 00:16:26,049
- Okay, guys.
Come on.
492
00:16:26,093 --> 00:16:27,268
You know I'm not violent.
493
00:16:27,311 --> 00:16:28,530
I don't even do
the "Super Bowl" pool
494
00:16:28,573 --> 00:16:30,227
because I think football
is barbaric.
495
00:16:30,271 --> 00:16:31,359
- I thought you didn't bet
496
00:16:31,402 --> 00:16:32,577
because you have
a gambling addiction.
497
00:16:32,621 --> 00:16:34,971
-
Addiction is a loaded word.
498
00:16:35,015 --> 00:16:36,146
- I don't know, Jonah.
499
00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:38,148
You did hit Mateo
for being undocumented.
500
00:16:38,192 --> 00:16:40,107
- He did what?
- You also tried to wrestle me.
501
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:41,978
- You challenged me.
- True.
502
00:16:42,022 --> 00:16:44,415
And to be fair, you did stop
as soon as you got aroused.
503
00:16:44,459 --> 00:16:46,504
- No--that's--no--
504
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,985
That was the pants.
I took them out of rotation.
505
00:16:49,029 --> 00:16:50,943
- Hey, everyone.
506
00:16:50,987 --> 00:16:52,771
Did I miss a meeting?
Sorry.
507
00:16:52,815 --> 00:16:56,297
I was shotgunning code reds
with my party bus of a husband.
508
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:57,776
I don't care
if it's unprofessional.
509
00:16:57,820 --> 00:17:02,259
I just want to have fun
and do molly with unicorns.
510
00:17:02,303 --> 00:17:04,435
What?
That was spot-on Cheyanne.
511
00:17:04,479 --> 00:17:06,872
- Oh, my God, Mateo.
We can see your junk.
512
00:17:06,916 --> 00:17:08,396
- What?
513
00:17:08,439 --> 00:17:11,007
- Oh, my God.
TMI!
514
00:17:11,051 --> 00:17:12,269
- No, no,
you're making it worse.
515
00:17:12,313 --> 00:17:13,444
- You're moving it around.
516
00:17:13,488 --> 00:17:16,056
- Well, then stop looking!
God.
517
00:17:17,013 --> 00:17:19,015
- Wow, Mateo.
518
00:17:19,059 --> 00:17:21,017
That was not okay.
519
00:17:21,061 --> 00:17:22,018
- What,
are you gonna hit him, too?
520
00:17:22,062 --> 00:17:24,412
- No, Sandra.
We've moved on.
521
00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:30,244
- Whew! Well, that got
a little silly earlier, huh?
522
00:17:30,287 --> 00:17:33,595
This group likes
to spin a tale.
523
00:17:33,638 --> 00:17:37,294
The thing is, a lot of them
are pathological--
524
00:17:37,338 --> 00:17:39,992
- Oh, I don't think
you hit Tony on purpose.
525
00:17:40,036 --> 00:17:41,603
- Good, good, yeah, no.
526
00:17:41,646 --> 00:17:45,259
Just 'cause the case against me
was surprisingly compelling.
527
00:17:45,302 --> 00:17:46,825
- No, you don't seem like
a brawler.
528
00:17:46,869 --> 00:17:49,611
More like a library cards
in multiple cities kind of guy.
529
00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:51,787
- Chicago, Cincinnati,
St. Louis.
530
00:17:54,181 --> 00:17:56,008
Hey, so, uh, I was wondering if
531
00:17:56,052 --> 00:17:58,489
you wanted to maybe get dinner
at this new Szechuan place.
532
00:17:58,533 --> 00:17:59,838
- Hold on.
533
00:17:59,882 --> 00:18:01,840
I'm a lesbian.
534
00:18:01,884 --> 00:18:02,972
- Oh!
- Yeah.
535
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,235
- Yeah, right, yeah, duh.
536
00:18:05,279 --> 00:18:08,630
And not--not duh like
you're so obviously a lesbian.
537
00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:11,850
Just duh on me for just
assuming you were straight.
538
00:18:11,894 --> 00:18:13,504
- Oh, it's okay.
- No, no, no, no.
539
00:18:13,548 --> 00:18:15,332
You were just being friendly
and I'm, like,
540
00:18:15,376 --> 00:18:20,207
this heteronormative bull
in a lesbian china shop.
541
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:21,425
- Yeah, kinda.
542
00:18:21,469 --> 00:18:23,166
But it's not really your fault.
543
00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:24,907
Your generation
is a little more rigid
544
00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:27,344
about gender and sexuality.
545
00:18:27,388 --> 00:18:28,650
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
546
00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:33,481
- My--my generation
separate from yours.
547
00:18:33,524 --> 00:18:35,396
Well, okay.
This--yeah--good, so this--
548
00:18:35,439 --> 00:18:37,876
- Yeah.
- This was--this was good.
549
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,487
-
550
00:18:41,228 --> 00:18:44,492
- Those were
SuperCloud leggings, huh?
551
00:18:44,535 --> 00:18:45,623
- They were.
552
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,321
- Oh, yeah.
They're crazy thin.
553
00:18:47,364 --> 00:18:50,498
I wore a pair to Harmonica's
teacher conference one time
554
00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:53,501
but she got an A on her
macaroni project after that
555
00:18:53,544 --> 00:18:55,720
and it sucked.
556
00:18:59,463 --> 00:19:00,986
- Eric's actually gonna be
picking me up soon,
557
00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:03,772
so if you had anything else
you need to say to me?
558
00:19:03,815 --> 00:19:05,643
- Like what?
559
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,515
- Like, you know,
today's been a journey for you
560
00:19:07,558 --> 00:19:10,692
and I'm ready
to accept your apology.
561
00:19:10,735 --> 00:19:11,780
- Are you being serious?
562
00:19:11,823 --> 00:19:14,348
You expect me to apologize
to you?
563
00:19:14,391 --> 00:19:16,219
- I have nothing
to be sorry about.
564
00:19:16,263 --> 00:19:19,527
I was giving you amazing advice
and you mocked me
565
00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:21,224
and made me show my penis
to the world.
566
00:19:21,268 --> 00:19:23,835
- The only reason
that you were giving me advice
567
00:19:23,879 --> 00:19:26,229
was so that you could re-live
your glory days
568
00:19:26,273 --> 00:19:27,404
like Britney in Vegas.
569
00:19:27,448 --> 00:19:30,233
- Do not come for Britney
like that!
570
00:19:30,277 --> 00:19:31,930
She is a woman
at the top of her game!
571
00:19:31,974 --> 00:19:35,456
- Denying that she needs help
is only hurting her more!
572
00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:38,850
- It's crazy.
573
00:19:38,894 --> 00:19:40,548
She's, what, three, four years
younger than me?
574
00:19:40,591 --> 00:19:42,724
- Or ten.
Something like that.
575
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,552
But, uh, hey, at least you're
getting yourself back out there
576
00:19:44,595 --> 00:19:45,901
and you got your first
rejection out of the way.
577
00:19:45,944 --> 00:19:47,903
So that's good
'cause there's gonna be a lot.
578
00:19:47,946 --> 00:19:49,687
Like, so many.
579
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,167
Dating's fun.
580
00:19:51,211 --> 00:19:52,821
- Well, you were
in a open relationship
581
00:19:52,864 --> 00:19:53,909
for, like, three hours.
582
00:19:53,952 --> 00:19:55,476
- Yeah, you know what?
Not for me.
583
00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:57,347
- Yeah, yeah, no.
I mean, I get it.
584
00:19:57,391 --> 00:19:59,393
When there's history
and feelings involved,
585
00:19:59,436 --> 00:20:00,481
you don't want to have
to, like,
586
00:20:00,524 --> 00:20:02,178
share her with some other dude.
587
00:20:02,222 --> 00:20:04,485
-
What? No, the--
588
00:20:04,528 --> 00:20:05,790
there's no feelings.
- Oh.
589
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:07,096
Well, then I'm surprised
you're not into it
590
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,837
if there's
no emotional component.
591
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:12,275
- No, it's just--
592
00:20:13,407 --> 00:20:15,496
Let's do it.
- Oh, great.
593
00:20:15,539 --> 00:20:17,411
I gotta say, you seemed like
a pretty hard no.
594
00:20:17,454 --> 00:20:18,934
- Oh, yeah, no, I mean, look.
595
00:20:18,977 --> 00:20:22,285
It's casual, it's fun,
it's still mid-pando.
596
00:20:22,329 --> 00:20:23,765
Why wouldn't I want to do it?
597
00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:25,070
- Yes!
598
00:20:25,114 --> 00:20:26,463
Seriously, Garrett,
this is gonna be awesome.
599
00:20:26,507 --> 00:20:27,899
I'm gonna let the doctor know
you're back in.
600
00:20:27,943 --> 00:20:28,987
- Oh.
601
00:20:29,031 --> 00:20:30,119
By doctor, you mean Brian?
602
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,947
- No, no, Dr. Hartshorn.
603
00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:34,341
Yeah, I ordered you a physical
and full panel of STI tests.
604
00:20:34,384 --> 00:20:36,125
You can pay me back later.
- Uh--
605
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,779
- Hey, Hartshorn.
He's back in.
606
00:20:37,822 --> 00:20:39,607
Yeah, you're gonna have to fast
on Tuesday.
607
00:20:39,650 --> 00:20:40,521
- What--
608
00:20:40,564 --> 00:20:42,610
- No, I'm excited, too.
609
00:20:42,653 --> 00:20:44,786
- Jonah.
610
00:20:44,829 --> 00:20:48,703
I just want you to know that
Tony will never replace you.
611
00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:51,053
- Glenn, really.
I'm fine, okay?
612
00:20:51,096 --> 00:20:52,315
Tony's a good kid.
I like him.
613
00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:54,361
- Still, I told Jerusha
614
00:20:54,404 --> 00:20:56,493
no need to make the
hot dog casserole this Saturday
615
00:20:56,537 --> 00:20:58,930
because that's
Jonah's special night.
616
00:20:58,974 --> 00:21:00,236
So we can do whatever
you want to do.
617
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,324
- Glenn, no.
That's not necessary.
618
00:21:01,368 --> 00:21:03,674
- Oh, come on.
What's hot?
619
00:21:03,718 --> 00:21:05,241
- Well,
620
00:21:05,285 --> 00:21:06,982
there is this Chinese place
that I've been wanting try.
621
00:21:07,025 --> 00:21:09,245
- Absolutely.
622
00:21:09,289 --> 00:21:10,725
They have plain white rice,
though, right?
623
00:21:10,768 --> 00:21:13,118
- They do.
- Then absolutely!
624
00:21:13,162 --> 00:21:14,511
Oh, and no big deal,
625
00:21:14,555 --> 00:21:16,818
but you can't work with minors
for six weeks, okay?
626
00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:19,690
- What?
- Yay, Jonah's special night.