1 00:00:01,718 --> 00:00:03,937 [bright tones] 2 00:00:03,981 --> 00:00:06,114 - And finally, your name tag. 3 00:00:06,157 --> 00:00:07,724 Now, the Cloud 9 manual says 4 00:00:07,767 --> 00:00:10,292 that this is made out of polyvinyl chloride, 5 00:00:10,335 --> 00:00:13,164 but I say it's made out of honesty, hard work, 6 00:00:13,208 --> 00:00:15,340 those elderly shoppers' smiles-- 7 00:00:15,384 --> 00:00:16,689 - Glen, can we hurry this up? 8 00:00:16,733 --> 00:00:18,517 Not to be rude, but this means nothing to me. 9 00:00:18,561 --> 00:00:22,652 - Wow, my son-- a Cloud 9 employee. 10 00:00:22,695 --> 00:00:25,524 We're a dynasty like Billy Ray and Miley. 11 00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:27,874 - And he was my foster child. 12 00:00:27,918 --> 00:00:31,052 It's like God's been engraving this name tag for you 13 00:00:31,095 --> 00:00:33,054 since the day you were born. 14 00:00:33,097 --> 00:00:34,490 - Dude, you just touched my nipple. 15 00:00:34,533 --> 00:00:36,013 - Oh, I'm sorry. 16 00:00:36,057 --> 00:00:38,407 Thought I had more clearance, but it is cold in here. 17 00:00:38,450 --> 00:00:43,064 Oh, my God, showtime. Okay, go, go, go, go. 18 00:00:43,107 --> 00:00:45,501 - Excuse me, do you sell cat carriers? 19 00:00:45,544 --> 00:00:47,981 - Um... - Mateo, get this. 20 00:00:48,025 --> 00:00:49,983 It's Tony's first customer. 21 00:00:50,027 --> 00:00:51,289 - Ooh, maybe we can get one 22 00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:52,551 where the customer's making a complaint 23 00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:54,423 and Tony's like, "Oh, brother." 24 00:00:54,466 --> 00:00:55,554 - Sorry, it's just that 25 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:56,729 my cat's in a duffel bag in the car. 26 00:00:56,773 --> 00:00:58,470 - Okay, I think we have enough photos. 27 00:00:58,514 --> 00:01:01,299 - Mateo, this is important. It's Tony's first day. 28 00:01:01,343 --> 00:01:03,388 I mean, what if he makes a scrapbook for this job? 29 00:01:03,432 --> 00:01:04,781 What's he gonna put on page one? 30 00:01:04,824 --> 00:01:06,087 - Seriously, I just need-- 31 00:01:06,130 --> 00:01:08,654 - Sir, you are ruining this moment. 32 00:01:08,698 --> 00:01:11,614 [upbeat music] 33 00:01:11,657 --> 00:01:13,355 ♪ 34 00:01:13,398 --> 00:01:14,573 - Thinking about getting into camping, 35 00:01:14,617 --> 00:01:16,575 but possums kinda freak me out. 36 00:01:16,619 --> 00:01:18,577 - Dina and I almost kissed yesterday. 37 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:19,535 - What? 38 00:01:19,578 --> 00:01:20,797 - I mean, nothing happened. 39 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,451 There was no lip collision. 40 00:01:22,494 --> 00:01:24,931 But there was definitely a swerve to miss situation. 41 00:01:24,975 --> 00:01:26,977 - Is she still with Brian? Did something happen? 42 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,110 Are they having issues? Wait, is she into you? 43 00:01:29,153 --> 00:01:30,763 - Oh, two questions per breath. 44 00:01:30,807 --> 00:01:32,417 and I already told you, nothing happened. 45 00:01:32,461 --> 00:01:33,418 - Well, then why did you bring it up? 46 00:01:33,462 --> 00:01:34,637 That's how conversation works. 47 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:35,681 - Hey, Jonah. 48 00:01:35,725 --> 00:01:37,118 You ready to start training Tony? 49 00:01:37,161 --> 00:01:38,902 - Sure am. - Sup, Tony? 50 00:01:38,945 --> 00:01:41,470 You excited to work at Cloud 9? - Yeah, it's cool. 51 00:01:41,513 --> 00:01:42,732 - Uh, yeah, it's about to get real cool 52 00:01:42,775 --> 00:01:45,343 like, uh, "Brr, grab some extra socks." 53 00:01:45,387 --> 00:01:48,433 [chuckles] We're restocking refrigerated items. 54 00:01:48,477 --> 00:01:51,219 - Oh, do I need extra socks? - No, it's not that bad. 55 00:01:51,262 --> 00:01:53,177 - Here, I made him a roast beef sandwich. 56 00:01:53,221 --> 00:01:54,352 - Mom, come on. 57 00:01:54,396 --> 00:01:55,745 - If he doesn't eat every 45 minutes, 58 00:01:55,788 --> 00:01:57,921 he turns into a real grumpasaurus. 59 00:01:57,964 --> 00:01:59,749 Oh, and you have my number if you need it, right? 60 00:01:59,792 --> 00:02:01,446 - Yeah, or I could just wave over to you 61 00:02:01,490 --> 00:02:02,621 since we work in the same store. 62 00:02:02,665 --> 00:02:04,319 - Sorry, just a little nervous. 63 00:02:04,362 --> 00:02:08,410 Okay, I'm gonna go. Bye, Tony. 64 00:02:10,455 --> 00:02:12,631 Sure you're gonna be okay? - [softly] Mom! 65 00:02:12,675 --> 00:02:14,981 - I'm gonna play both of my reversies 66 00:02:15,025 --> 00:02:18,985 and send it back to Sayid. 67 00:02:19,029 --> 00:02:20,248 all: Oh! - Oh, yuck. 68 00:02:20,291 --> 00:02:21,553 - Dang, that's cold. 69 00:02:21,597 --> 00:02:23,642 Sayid, you're on bathroom duty 70 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:25,166 unless you want to use your Skip Stone, 71 00:02:25,209 --> 00:02:26,384 but just remember, 72 00:02:26,428 --> 00:02:27,298 you won't get another one until next month. 73 00:02:27,342 --> 00:02:28,604 - Hey, Chey. 74 00:02:28,647 --> 00:02:29,866 Glen wants me to decorate Tony's locker. 75 00:02:29,909 --> 00:02:31,520 What are straight teenage boys into? 76 00:02:31,563 --> 00:02:33,043 Paintball and body spray? 77 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,218 - Just a second. 78 00:02:34,262 --> 00:02:35,306 I'm in the middle of shift assignments. 79 00:02:35,350 --> 00:02:37,569 Sayid? - I'm using my stone, baby. 80 00:02:37,613 --> 00:02:39,919 - Yes! Okay. all: [cheering and chuckling] 81 00:02:39,963 --> 00:02:42,487 - Mateo, the locker is gonna have to wait. 82 00:02:42,531 --> 00:02:45,838 I forgot my lunch, so could you get me a tuna salad pita 83 00:02:45,882 --> 00:02:48,841 but roll it up so that it looks like an ice cream cone? 84 00:02:48,885 --> 00:02:51,148 - Uh, yep. 85 00:02:51,192 --> 00:02:52,236 - You see what I'm going for? 86 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,412 The tuna scoop is the ice cream. 87 00:02:54,456 --> 00:02:57,328 - I understand and I am on it. - Okay. 88 00:02:57,372 --> 00:02:59,461 - Because this is my job. 89 00:02:59,504 --> 00:03:00,853 - "Men, Women, & Children." Boom! 90 00:03:00,897 --> 00:03:02,986 - Wait, wait, um-- - Sorry, Justine. 91 00:03:03,029 --> 00:03:06,032 Isaac was able to name more Timothée Chalamet movies, 92 00:03:06,076 --> 00:03:07,512 so he's on Softlines. 93 00:03:07,556 --> 00:03:09,862 - Suck it, Justine. Call me by your name. 94 00:03:09,906 --> 00:03:11,212 - All right. Great game, everybody. 95 00:03:11,255 --> 00:03:13,518 Now go make that paper! 96 00:03:13,562 --> 00:03:14,998 Hey, when you were floor supervisor, 97 00:03:15,041 --> 00:03:18,262 did Elias always ask to work in greeting cards? 98 00:03:18,306 --> 00:03:19,916 - Yeah. Don't let him. 99 00:03:19,959 --> 00:03:22,048 He reads all the cards out loud and adds the words "in bed." 100 00:03:22,092 --> 00:03:23,224 It literally never works. 101 00:03:23,267 --> 00:03:24,529 - Ugh. Okay, thanks. 102 00:03:24,573 --> 00:03:26,531 Any other pro tips, let me know. 103 00:03:26,575 --> 00:03:29,578 - Oh, really? Well, happy to help. 104 00:03:29,621 --> 00:03:31,319 I actually miss being floor supervisor. 105 00:03:31,362 --> 00:03:33,712 Thanks to ICE, now the only job I can get 106 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:35,888 is making sure Glenn's healthy meals look like ice cream. 107 00:03:35,932 --> 00:03:37,238 - Oh, that sucks. 108 00:03:37,281 --> 00:03:38,804 You know you can do that with sushi? 109 00:03:38,848 --> 00:03:40,241 - A ball of crab on a hand roll. 110 00:03:40,284 --> 00:03:42,112 Come on, give me some credit. 111 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,549 - Oh, hey. Dina, what's up? 112 00:03:44,593 --> 00:03:46,856 Uh, you see the moon last night? 113 00:03:46,899 --> 00:03:48,118 I'm not sure what phase it was. 114 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,641 Probably like the middle or something like-- 115 00:03:49,685 --> 00:03:51,991 - It was waning gibbous, but can we talk about yesterday? 116 00:03:52,035 --> 00:03:54,646 - Yeah, totally. Um... 117 00:03:54,690 --> 00:03:56,300 hey, I'm really sorry about that. 118 00:03:56,344 --> 00:03:58,824 - It just doesn't make sense. I mean, I'm crazy about Brian. 119 00:03:58,868 --> 00:04:01,044 And I was up all night last night thinking about it. 120 00:04:01,087 --> 00:04:02,741 "Why did this happen? Am I a bad person? 121 00:04:02,785 --> 00:04:04,830 Did Garrett use some kind of seduction pheromones?" 122 00:04:04,874 --> 00:04:07,050 - And is that the one you landed on? 123 00:04:07,093 --> 00:04:08,094 - No, no. 124 00:04:08,138 --> 00:04:09,531 I finally realized 125 00:04:09,574 --> 00:04:11,359 I think this is because Brian has been away a lot. 126 00:04:11,402 --> 00:04:12,621 He's been helping out 127 00:04:12,664 --> 00:04:14,013 at some understaffed animal sanctuaries, 128 00:04:14,057 --> 00:04:17,278 so I think I've just been really lonely. 129 00:04:17,321 --> 00:04:18,670 - I get that. 130 00:04:18,714 --> 00:04:20,585 I mean, I'm in a weird head space these days, too. 131 00:04:20,629 --> 00:04:22,587 I mean, Zoom dating is basically 132 00:04:22,631 --> 00:04:24,850 interviewing somebody while judging their wall art. 133 00:04:24,894 --> 00:04:26,287 - Mm. 134 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:27,418 I guess you gotta keep your hands in frame, right? 135 00:04:27,462 --> 00:04:28,463 Otherwise the other person's gonna think 136 00:04:28,506 --> 00:04:29,899 you're touching yourself. - What? 137 00:04:29,942 --> 00:04:32,336 No, I usually--I keep 'em-- are people thinking that? 138 00:04:32,380 --> 00:04:33,903 - Oh, absolutely. 139 00:04:33,946 --> 00:04:35,731 Anyway, what happened yesterday didn't mean anything. 140 00:04:35,774 --> 00:04:37,341 It was just two old horndogs 141 00:04:37,385 --> 00:04:39,343 lifting their leg at a familiar tree. 142 00:04:39,387 --> 00:04:41,345 - Not how I would've said it, but yes. 143 00:04:41,389 --> 00:04:43,216 I guess that's what it was. Case closed. 144 00:04:43,260 --> 00:04:44,609 - Okay. 145 00:04:44,653 --> 00:04:46,481 So I'm just gonna call Brian and tell him everything. 146 00:04:46,524 --> 00:04:49,919 - What? Wait, no, you said case closed. 147 00:04:49,962 --> 00:04:52,356 The--the case is closed. You can't reopen the case. 148 00:04:53,618 --> 00:04:56,055 - [grunts] - Oh, oh, oh, oh. 149 00:04:56,099 --> 00:04:58,101 Okay, all right, love the energy, great job, 150 00:04:58,144 --> 00:05:00,146 but you actually have to unwrap the plastic 151 00:05:00,190 --> 00:05:02,540 and separate the boxes before you shelf them. 152 00:05:02,584 --> 00:05:04,977 - Oh. Then why'd you say great job? 153 00:05:05,021 --> 00:05:07,806 - I...don't know. 154 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:10,374 Also there's an F on the pallet here. 155 00:05:10,418 --> 00:05:11,462 Do you know what that stands for? 156 00:05:11,506 --> 00:05:12,594 - Yeah. [chuckles] 157 00:05:12,637 --> 00:05:14,465 - No, no, no, no, not that. 158 00:05:14,509 --> 00:05:17,338 Um, mostly because why would it? 159 00:05:17,381 --> 00:05:19,644 Uh, the F stands for frozen, 160 00:05:19,688 --> 00:05:21,994 so that means you gotta put those in the freezer, 161 00:05:22,038 --> 00:05:23,387 not the refrigerator. 162 00:05:23,431 --> 00:05:24,954 - Whoa, Tony. 163 00:05:24,997 --> 00:05:26,477 Looks like you got the cool teacher. 164 00:05:26,521 --> 00:05:28,044 - [chuckling] Yeah, that's me. 165 00:05:28,087 --> 00:05:29,567 Hey, kids. 166 00:05:29,611 --> 00:05:32,004 Put your books down, we're having class outside today. 167 00:05:32,048 --> 00:05:33,441 - [chuckles] 168 00:05:33,484 --> 00:05:36,792 - No, no, no, no, we actually have to stock those. 169 00:05:36,835 --> 00:05:39,447 - All right, I'm gonna go before you bust out the guitar. 170 00:05:39,490 --> 00:05:41,013 - [chuckling] Yeah. - I'll see you at lunch. 171 00:05:41,057 --> 00:05:42,711 - All right, I'll see ya. 172 00:05:42,754 --> 00:05:45,366 - Dude, she wants your nuts. 173 00:05:45,409 --> 00:05:47,933 - Sorry? - She's totally into you. 174 00:05:47,977 --> 00:05:49,805 - Oh, no. She's just being friendly. 175 00:05:49,848 --> 00:05:51,372 I mean, we talk politics at lunch, 176 00:05:51,415 --> 00:05:53,635 but that's just mostly because she's the only person here 177 00:05:53,678 --> 00:05:56,028 who doesn't get her news from all-caps Facebook posts. 178 00:05:56,072 --> 00:05:58,161 - I'm telling you, she was thirsty for it. 179 00:05:58,204 --> 00:05:59,858 You gotta quench. - Huh. 180 00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:01,469 Well, I guess she could've been flirting 181 00:06:01,512 --> 00:06:03,340 with me and I didn't pick up on it. 182 00:06:03,384 --> 00:06:05,908 Been a while since I've been single and these arenew jeans. 183 00:06:07,126 --> 00:06:08,389 - Oops. 184 00:06:08,432 --> 00:06:10,173 Oh, well. Five second rule, right? 185 00:06:10,216 --> 00:06:12,175 - Uh, n-no. 186 00:06:13,437 --> 00:06:15,613 - Everybody wants a cart, but not me. 187 00:06:15,657 --> 00:06:17,049 I'm a basket guy. 188 00:06:17,093 --> 00:06:19,225 Because you come up to a narrow space with a cart, 189 00:06:19,269 --> 00:06:20,879 you're stuck. 190 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:23,839 But me? I'm just Neo from "The Matrix" 191 00:06:23,882 --> 00:06:25,884 and I'm just like, "Whoa," 192 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:27,408 bullet time my way all the way through, 193 00:06:27,451 --> 00:06:28,409 you know what I'm saying? 194 00:06:28,452 --> 00:06:29,671 - Yeah, but what if 195 00:06:29,714 --> 00:06:31,107 you can't fit everything you need in a basket? 196 00:06:31,150 --> 00:06:32,848 - Oh, yeah. I thought about that. 197 00:06:32,891 --> 00:06:34,980 Two baskets, oh. 198 00:06:35,024 --> 00:06:36,504 - Oh, Brian. 199 00:06:36,547 --> 00:06:37,940 Oh, hey, Ken. 200 00:06:37,983 --> 00:06:39,420 Could you tell me more about that two basket thing? 201 00:06:39,463 --> 00:06:43,119 - Dude, now everybody knows. Can't tell you nothing. 202 00:06:43,162 --> 00:06:44,207 Good day. 203 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:45,904 - Brian, wow, cool. 204 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:48,298 Uh, have you talked to Dina yet? 205 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:49,734 - I did talk to Dina, yes. 206 00:06:49,778 --> 00:06:52,781 - Brian, great. I'm so glad you're here. 207 00:06:52,824 --> 00:06:55,653 Garrett, we have big news. - Oh. 208 00:06:55,697 --> 00:06:58,003 - Dina and I have talked and we've decided-- 209 00:06:58,047 --> 00:07:00,136 - We're gonna have an open relationship! 210 00:07:00,179 --> 00:07:01,180 - What? 211 00:07:01,224 --> 00:07:02,791 - You're gonna be our side piece. 212 00:07:02,834 --> 00:07:03,618 - Yeah. 213 00:07:03,661 --> 00:07:04,967 Well, you know, 214 00:07:05,010 --> 00:07:06,359 technically, I think he'd just be your side piece. 215 00:07:06,403 --> 00:07:08,579 - Well, what's my side piece is your side piece. 216 00:07:08,623 --> 00:07:10,276 - [sweetly] Shut up. - [chuckles] 217 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,626 [quirky music] 218 00:07:15,281 --> 00:07:18,110 - So I'll be going to a wildlife sanctuary in Wisconsin 219 00:07:18,154 --> 00:07:20,548 for three months and that's a long time to go 220 00:07:20,591 --> 00:07:21,723 without physical intimacy 221 00:07:21,766 --> 00:07:24,029 and I'm not a big fan of the Zoom sex. 222 00:07:24,073 --> 00:07:25,683 - He can never get the camera angle right. 223 00:07:25,727 --> 00:07:27,468 It's always all forehead or foreskin. 224 00:07:27,511 --> 00:07:29,861 - Okay, I get it. 225 00:07:29,905 --> 00:07:32,864 This is really the best solution for you? 226 00:07:32,908 --> 00:07:35,127 - Hey, it's new territory for me, too, 227 00:07:35,171 --> 00:07:38,261 but I've tried a lot of new stuff because of Dina. 228 00:07:38,304 --> 00:07:39,958 You know, before I met her, 229 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:41,960 I had never canned anything. [chuckles] 230 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:45,703 - And you just make sense since we have history. 231 00:07:45,747 --> 00:07:47,009 - You've really thought this out. 232 00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:48,576 - Yeah, sure have. 233 00:07:48,619 --> 00:07:50,055 And there's a lot of things for us to go over with you, 234 00:07:50,099 --> 00:07:51,796 but I want to make sure it's clear. 235 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:55,060 I save the girlfriend stuff for this guy, okay? 236 00:07:55,104 --> 00:07:57,454 That means no sleepovers, no non-sexual kissing, 237 00:07:57,498 --> 00:08:00,370 and no stargazing unless it's for navigational purposes. 238 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,676 - Well, that's a lot of rules. 239 00:08:01,719 --> 00:08:03,155 Feels like I'm buying a gremlin. [chuckles] 240 00:08:03,199 --> 00:08:04,853 - I don't know what that means. - I don't either. 241 00:08:04,896 --> 00:08:06,724 - The car? 242 00:08:06,768 --> 00:08:08,639 - Uh, it sounds like a spam account, 243 00:08:08,683 --> 00:08:12,164 so maybe wait until your lunch to DM Prince Harry back. 244 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:14,515 - You're right. I shouldn't seem so desperate. 245 00:08:14,558 --> 00:08:16,908 - Mm-hmm. 246 00:08:16,952 --> 00:08:19,389 - Another floor supervisor tip: We direct. 247 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:21,913 Don't use words like "maybe" or "I think" with these peons. 248 00:08:21,957 --> 00:08:23,132 - Okay. 249 00:08:23,175 --> 00:08:24,263 - Before you speak, think, 250 00:08:24,307 --> 00:08:25,917 "How would an evil queen decree this?" 251 00:08:25,961 --> 00:08:27,266 - Ooh, yeah. 252 00:08:27,310 --> 00:08:28,920 - And just a couple other things I thought of. 253 00:08:28,964 --> 00:08:30,443 - Oh. 254 00:08:30,487 --> 00:08:32,184 - No more campfire games with employees 255 00:08:32,228 --> 00:08:33,925 and no sparkly makeup. 256 00:08:33,969 --> 00:08:35,753 Oh, and don't put unicorn stickers on your clipboard. 257 00:08:35,797 --> 00:08:37,581 They're unprofessional. 258 00:08:37,625 --> 00:08:39,801 - Uh, okay. 259 00:08:39,844 --> 00:08:41,585 - But otherwise, you are killing it, girl. 260 00:08:41,629 --> 00:08:43,761 - [sarcastic] Thanks. 261 00:08:43,805 --> 00:08:46,068 - Oh, you should probably change your shoes. 262 00:08:46,111 --> 00:08:47,243 I mean, they're fun, 263 00:08:47,286 --> 00:08:49,898 but it looks like you skinned a Care Bear. 264 00:08:49,941 --> 00:08:51,073 - [scoffs] 265 00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:52,727 - Nia's just really cool, you know? 266 00:08:52,770 --> 00:08:54,816 It's the first time I've actually been kind of excited 267 00:08:54,859 --> 00:08:56,600 about somebody since Amy. 268 00:08:56,644 --> 00:08:57,775 - But you do know that there are women 269 00:08:57,819 --> 00:08:58,994 outside of the store, right? 270 00:08:59,037 --> 00:09:00,604 - We have the same break today. 271 00:09:00,648 --> 00:09:02,737 I wonder if I should ask her out to that the Szechuan place. 272 00:09:02,780 --> 00:09:04,216 You know, maybe order something adventurous 273 00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:06,088 like level ten mapo tofu. 274 00:09:06,131 --> 00:09:07,742 Have a new experience? 275 00:09:07,785 --> 00:09:09,308 - Look, man, I'd love to plan your imaginary date, 276 00:09:09,352 --> 00:09:12,573 but Dina asked me to be part of her open relationship. 277 00:09:12,616 --> 00:09:16,794 - What? Wow. An open relationship? 278 00:09:16,838 --> 00:09:19,014 That's pretty cool, actually, you know? 279 00:09:19,057 --> 00:09:20,624 It's very modern. 280 00:09:20,668 --> 00:09:22,017 Trying to imagine if Nia and I 281 00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:23,235 would ever be the kind of couple that-- 282 00:09:23,279 --> 00:09:24,672 - Maybe see if she's up for dinner first. 283 00:09:24,715 --> 00:09:26,021 - Hey, Garrett. 284 00:09:26,064 --> 00:09:27,631 Can we just keep rolling through these guidelines? 285 00:09:27,675 --> 00:09:29,807 Brian's got a pug eyeball reinsertion at 3:00. 286 00:09:29,851 --> 00:09:31,287 - Dina, I--I--sorry, 287 00:09:31,330 --> 00:09:34,116 I just gotta say the open relationship--I'm impressed. 288 00:09:34,159 --> 00:09:35,508 You know, it's very progressive, 289 00:09:35,552 --> 00:09:37,249 very European. 290 00:09:37,293 --> 00:09:38,250 - Oh, Jonah. 291 00:09:38,294 --> 00:09:39,600 This is awkward, 292 00:09:39,643 --> 00:09:41,993 but we're at capacity so it's not gonna happen. 293 00:09:42,037 --> 00:09:43,647 I'm so sorry. 294 00:09:43,691 --> 00:09:45,257 - But that's not-- 295 00:09:45,301 --> 00:09:46,607 all right. 296 00:09:46,650 --> 00:09:48,957 - ♪ Say that you love me 297 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,741 ♪ Say that you need me 298 00:09:50,785 --> 00:09:52,525 ♪ Say that you want me 299 00:09:52,569 --> 00:09:53,875 ♪ 300 00:09:55,093 --> 00:09:56,486 - Oh, hey, Jonah. 301 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,835 I want to get your thoughts on that "Planet Money" 302 00:09:57,879 --> 00:09:59,402 on the economy of sewage. 303 00:09:59,445 --> 00:10:01,360 - You heard it! Ah, that's great. 304 00:10:01,404 --> 00:10:02,361 Yeah, totally. 305 00:10:02,405 --> 00:10:03,754 We're wrapping up here, 306 00:10:03,798 --> 00:10:06,670 so we will jump right into that sewage soon. 307 00:10:06,714 --> 00:10:09,934 - Can't wait. - [chuckles] 308 00:10:09,978 --> 00:10:11,893 Uh-- 309 00:10:11,936 --> 00:10:14,547 hey, buddy, can we pick up the pace just a little bit? 310 00:10:14,591 --> 00:10:17,812 You know, shift into high gear before this all melts? 311 00:10:17,855 --> 00:10:20,075 - Totally. - Great, thank you. 312 00:10:20,118 --> 00:10:23,600 ♪ 313 00:10:23,644 --> 00:10:25,297 [groans softly] - Hey, guys. 314 00:10:25,341 --> 00:10:26,690 - How are my chilly willies? 315 00:10:26,734 --> 00:10:28,736 - I was actually just telling Tony 316 00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:30,085 that we need to speed up a little bit. 317 00:10:30,128 --> 00:10:31,695 - Oh, he's probably hungry again. 318 00:10:31,739 --> 00:10:34,306 Here, go get a snack from the vending machine. 319 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:35,568 - Can I get Rolos? 320 00:10:35,612 --> 00:10:37,222 - Okay, but that's your sweet for the day. 321 00:10:37,266 --> 00:10:38,876 - Yeah, okay. 322 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,487 - Uh, Sandra, we're actually very behind 323 00:10:41,531 --> 00:10:43,664 and Tony's having a lot of trouble with pacing. 324 00:10:43,707 --> 00:10:46,797 Do you think maybe you might be coddling him just a little bit? 325 00:10:46,841 --> 00:10:49,974 - Oh, I see what this is. 326 00:10:50,018 --> 00:10:52,716 Jonah, I still care about you, too. 327 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:54,718 There is no need to be jealous. 328 00:10:54,762 --> 00:10:56,372 Just because Tony's new 329 00:10:56,415 --> 00:10:58,722 and you don't have the best hair in the store anymore-- 330 00:10:58,766 --> 00:11:01,072 - Glenn, I'm not jealous, okay? 331 00:11:01,116 --> 00:11:03,205 I just--I want him to learn his job 332 00:11:03,248 --> 00:11:05,555 so that his coworkers don't have to micromanage him. 333 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,036 - Understood, you got it. - Great. 334 00:11:08,079 --> 00:11:11,517 - My special guy. - [sighs] 335 00:11:11,561 --> 00:11:12,997 - Looks so good. - Hey. 336 00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:14,869 I was walking by Women's Wear and I happened to see 337 00:11:14,912 --> 00:11:17,393 a couple of pieces that would be perfect for you. 338 00:11:17,436 --> 00:11:20,918 - Wow, they're really...cute? 339 00:11:20,962 --> 00:11:23,747 Uh, anyways, nice job on this display, Don. 340 00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:24,748 You get a butterfly. 341 00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:25,967 Boop! [chuckles] 342 00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:27,664 - [chuckling] Oh, hey. 343 00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,840 No biggie, but when I mentioned no stickers on your clipboard, 344 00:11:29,884 --> 00:11:32,277 I meant, like, no stickers period. 345 00:11:32,321 --> 00:11:33,539 - Look, I'm really sorry 346 00:11:33,583 --> 00:11:35,324 that you had to stop being floor supervisor, 347 00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:39,023 but I just need to do this my own way, okay? 348 00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:40,285 - Okay. 349 00:11:40,329 --> 00:11:41,852 I just figured you'd want to do the job well 350 00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:43,941 instead of, you know, 351 00:11:43,985 --> 00:11:46,117 having Carol do the worm to get out of go-backs. 352 00:11:46,161 --> 00:11:48,685 - Well, I actually think I'm doing a really good job. 353 00:11:48,729 --> 00:11:50,469 Yeah, the games and stuff are dorky, 354 00:11:50,513 --> 00:11:51,775 but they help people forget 355 00:11:51,819 --> 00:11:53,777 that their job sucks for a second. 356 00:11:53,821 --> 00:11:54,909 - I'm just saying you might want to listen 357 00:11:54,952 --> 00:11:56,649 to the gold standard floor supervisor. 358 00:11:56,693 --> 00:11:58,260 - You weren't even given the job. 359 00:11:58,303 --> 00:12:00,001 You just started saying that you had it. 360 00:12:00,044 --> 00:12:02,655 At least I was, like, chosen to do this. 361 00:12:02,699 --> 00:12:04,527 - Yeah, because I wasn't eligible, okay? 362 00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,137 If they could've had a professional like me, 363 00:12:06,181 --> 00:12:07,269 they wouldn't have put up with 364 00:12:07,312 --> 00:12:09,358 your rainbow sparkle Hello Kitty crap. 365 00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:11,795 - Oh, okay. We're being honest now? 366 00:12:11,839 --> 00:12:13,144 Well, this morning 367 00:12:13,188 --> 00:12:15,320 when you asked me about your nose pores, I lied. 368 00:12:15,364 --> 00:12:16,626 They are visible. 369 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,323 You could dunk a basketball in them. 370 00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:19,672 - [gasps] 371 00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:21,370 - Sorry about the long bathroom break. 372 00:12:21,413 --> 00:12:23,546 I opened the "Harper's" app and you know how that story ends. 373 00:12:23,589 --> 00:12:25,287 Oh, hey, Tony, bud, 374 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:26,897 how come the fudge pops are not in the freezer? 375 00:12:26,941 --> 00:12:28,377 I told you they're melting. 376 00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:29,682 - I know, but there was no more room in the freezer. 377 00:12:29,726 --> 00:12:30,596 - How could there not be enough room 378 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,076 in the-- [bottle explodes] 379 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,643 To-- [bottle explodes] 380 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,819 Why is there beer in the freezer? 381 00:12:35,863 --> 00:12:37,386 There's not an F on the box. 382 00:12:37,429 --> 00:12:39,518 - Uh, ice cold beer? It's, like, a thing. 383 00:12:39,562 --> 00:12:40,606 [bottle explodes] - [gasps] 384 00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:42,565 This is a huge problem, Tony. 385 00:12:42,608 --> 00:12:45,568 - I mean, it's just stuff. - Our whole job is stuff. 386 00:12:45,611 --> 00:12:46,917 Can't you just-- [bottle explodes] 387 00:12:46,961 --> 00:12:50,529 Listen and follow directions? 388 00:12:50,573 --> 00:12:54,838 I swear, I just want to be done and go to lunch, you know? 389 00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:55,839 I'm sick of it. 390 00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:57,014 - Oh! - Oh, oh. 391 00:12:57,058 --> 00:13:00,235 - Oh, dude, you hit me. - Oh, no. 392 00:13:03,151 --> 00:13:04,979 - You're okay, you're okay. 393 00:13:05,022 --> 00:13:06,154 You're more surprised than hurt, right? 394 00:13:06,197 --> 00:13:07,895 - Not really. - Tony? 395 00:13:07,938 --> 00:13:09,244 What's wrong? Is there something in your eye? 396 00:13:09,287 --> 00:13:10,549 You want me to blow on it? - No-- 397 00:13:10,593 --> 00:13:12,334 - Jonah hit me. - No, no. 398 00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:14,945 - What? How dare you hit my son? 399 00:13:14,989 --> 00:13:16,425 - Sandra, I swear-- 400 00:13:16,468 --> 00:13:18,383 - Does it make you feel like a big man, hitting a kid? 401 00:13:18,427 --> 00:13:20,733 [gasping] - [forced chuckle] That's-- 402 00:13:20,777 --> 00:13:22,474 all right, Sandra, joke's over. 403 00:13:22,518 --> 00:13:23,649 Most of these people don't get it, 404 00:13:23,693 --> 00:13:25,042 but I do 'cause you're hilarious. 405 00:13:25,086 --> 00:13:26,914 - Do I look like I'm laughing? 406 00:13:26,957 --> 00:13:28,698 - [clears throat] All right, Tony. 407 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,569 I'll catch you on the flip. Feel better, buddy. 408 00:13:30,613 --> 00:13:33,050 - You touch him again, I will destroy you. 409 00:13:33,094 --> 00:13:35,444 - [chuckles softly] She's not-- 410 00:13:35,487 --> 00:13:36,924 it--we're--we're friends. 411 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:39,056 I threw her an engagement party. 412 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,537 - Don't let Jonah throw you a party, everyone. 413 00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:45,323 Your kids will pay the price. 414 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,891 - I know it's a lot, but once we get it all sorted out, 415 00:13:47,935 --> 00:13:49,632 I promise it will be fun. 416 00:13:49,675 --> 00:13:51,155 - Will it? - Yes! 417 00:13:51,199 --> 00:13:52,461 All hangin' and bangin' 418 00:13:52,504 --> 00:13:54,419 and none of that annoying relationship stuff? 419 00:13:54,463 --> 00:13:55,725 Think about it. 420 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:56,944 If I get into a fight with my stupid sister, 421 00:13:56,987 --> 00:13:58,162 I'm not gonna bug you with that. 422 00:13:58,206 --> 00:13:59,511 I'm gonna bring that to QB1 here. 423 00:13:59,555 --> 00:14:01,470 - That's right. And I'm gonna be all like, 424 00:14:01,513 --> 00:14:05,822 "Dina, your sister's attachment issues are not your problem." 425 00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:06,910 Boom. 426 00:14:06,954 --> 00:14:08,346 - Okay. 427 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,260 Yeah, I guess. 428 00:14:09,304 --> 00:14:12,916 - Here, we got you something. 429 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,309 - Wow. 430 00:14:14,352 --> 00:14:15,745 Not sure what I'm supposed to do with this 431 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,182 since I'm a grown man. 432 00:14:18,226 --> 00:14:20,924 - Well, it's actually more of a demonstration, you know? 433 00:14:20,968 --> 00:14:22,621 We checked out a lot of websites and they said 434 00:14:22,665 --> 00:14:25,363 it's really important to establish sexual boundaries, 435 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,931 so we will stick a thumbs-up sticker 436 00:14:27,975 --> 00:14:29,890 everywhere you're allowed to touch Dina. 437 00:14:29,933 --> 00:14:32,109 - Now, the thumbs-up represents a general green light, 438 00:14:32,153 --> 00:14:34,329 but in some cases, it's a little more literal. 439 00:14:34,372 --> 00:14:36,026 We'll walk you through those when we get there. 440 00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:37,898 - Yeah, no, no. Nope, not doing it. 441 00:14:37,941 --> 00:14:40,291 I'm out. Nope, nope, nope. 442 00:14:40,335 --> 00:14:41,727 - Wait! 443 00:14:41,771 --> 00:14:43,077 I was just gonna put stickers on the bear's boobs. 444 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,948 You love those. 445 00:14:44,992 --> 00:14:46,602 - Yeah, I don't think we sell anything 446 00:14:46,645 --> 00:14:48,952 specifically called fruit soup, but you could check produce. 447 00:14:48,996 --> 00:14:50,519 - Okay. 448 00:14:50,562 --> 00:14:52,564 - Oh, here's a perfect place to update shift assignments. 449 00:14:52,608 --> 00:14:54,131 Hmm. 450 00:14:54,175 --> 00:14:57,439 Isaac, you shall henceforth be working on register four 451 00:14:57,482 --> 00:15:00,485 to maximize efficiency and expedite expenditure. 452 00:15:00,529 --> 00:15:01,617 - What's happening? 453 00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:03,097 Why do you sound like Nurse Ratched 454 00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:04,663 on the Netflix series "Ratched"? 455 00:15:04,707 --> 00:15:06,752 - Oh, I'm running this meeting like Mateo 456 00:15:06,796 --> 00:15:08,929 in a very professional manner. 457 00:15:08,972 --> 00:15:11,496 Mm-hmm. - Okay, ha, ha, very funny. 458 00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:12,715 But you know what? 459 00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:13,803 Even this is way better than your usual 460 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,326 singles cruise director attitude. 461 00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:17,111 - [proper British accept] Oh, I doth agree 462 00:15:17,154 --> 00:15:20,462 because one should never have a fun, cool attitude 463 00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:22,377 when one can have a stick up their ass! 464 00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:24,509 [laughter] - Oh, my God, that's so good. 465 00:15:24,553 --> 00:15:26,555 - You're tearing him apart. Do his walk. 466 00:15:26,598 --> 00:15:27,948 - Oh, yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 467 00:15:27,991 --> 00:15:29,166 [laughter] - That's not how I-- 468 00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:31,429 - Uh, uh, oh, God, I right dropped me cane! 469 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,649 - What cane? I don't have a cane! 470 00:15:33,692 --> 00:15:36,739 [sparse dreamy music] 471 00:15:36,782 --> 00:15:38,480 ♪ 472 00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:40,308 - Oh. 473 00:15:40,351 --> 00:15:43,833 Did you see that? Dude, you-- 474 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,139 - This is all my fault. 475 00:15:45,182 --> 00:15:47,706 Paying all that attention to shiny, new Tony 476 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:50,100 while dusty, old Jonah sat on the shelf. 477 00:15:50,144 --> 00:15:53,060 - No, that's not it. And we're not toys, Glen. 478 00:15:53,103 --> 00:15:55,801 Sandra, it was just an accident, I swear. 479 00:15:55,845 --> 00:15:57,151 - If it was such an accident, 480 00:15:57,194 --> 00:15:58,587 then why were you yelling at him when it happened? 481 00:15:58,630 --> 00:15:59,588 - I wasn't yelling! 482 00:15:59,631 --> 00:16:01,285 - Oh, God. He's doing it again. 483 00:16:01,329 --> 00:16:05,072 - I wasn't yelling at Tony. It was more like lecturing. 484 00:16:05,115 --> 00:16:06,421 He just--he wasn't listening. 485 00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:08,205 - Exactly. You had to make him listen. 486 00:16:08,249 --> 00:16:10,425 - That's not what I meant. 487 00:16:10,468 --> 00:16:12,601 - I think it's good that the kid had some consequences. 488 00:16:12,644 --> 00:16:13,994 Kids have it too easy these days. 489 00:16:14,037 --> 00:16:15,038 Everybody gets a trophy. 490 00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:16,648 - You say that about everything. 491 00:16:16,692 --> 00:16:18,999 Do you want us to give you a trophy? 492 00:16:19,042 --> 00:16:20,174 - If everyone's getting one. 493 00:16:20,217 --> 00:16:22,045 - Well, when I was a kid, we'd get hit, 494 00:16:22,089 --> 00:16:24,047 but we never cried about it 'cause 495 00:16:24,091 --> 00:16:25,092 then we'd get hit. 496 00:16:25,135 --> 00:16:26,049 - Okay, guys. Come on. 497 00:16:26,093 --> 00:16:27,268 You know I'm not violent. 498 00:16:27,311 --> 00:16:28,530 I don't even do the "Super Bowl" pool 499 00:16:28,573 --> 00:16:30,227 because I think football is barbaric. 500 00:16:30,271 --> 00:16:31,359 - I thought you didn't bet 501 00:16:31,402 --> 00:16:32,577 because you have a gambling addiction. 502 00:16:32,621 --> 00:16:34,971 - [stutters] Addiction is a loaded word. 503 00:16:35,015 --> 00:16:36,146 - I don't know, Jonah. 504 00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:38,148 You did hit Mateo for being undocumented. 505 00:16:38,192 --> 00:16:40,107 - He did what? - You also tried to wrestle me. 506 00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:41,978 - You challenged me. - True. 507 00:16:42,022 --> 00:16:44,415 And to be fair, you did stop as soon as you got aroused. 508 00:16:44,459 --> 00:16:46,504 - No--that's--no-- [stutters] 509 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,985 That was the pants. I took them out of rotation. 510 00:16:49,029 --> 00:16:50,943 [bell rings] - Hey, everyone. 511 00:16:50,987 --> 00:16:52,771 Did I miss a meeting? Sorry. 512 00:16:52,815 --> 00:16:56,297 I was shotgunning code reds with my party bus of a husband. 513 00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:57,776 I don't care if it's unprofessional. 514 00:16:57,820 --> 00:17:02,259 I just want to have fun and do molly with unicorns. 515 00:17:02,303 --> 00:17:04,435 What? That was spot-on Cheyanne. 516 00:17:04,479 --> 00:17:06,872 - Oh, my God, Mateo. We can see your junk. 517 00:17:06,916 --> 00:17:08,396 - What? [laughter] 518 00:17:08,439 --> 00:17:11,007 - Oh, my God. TMI! 519 00:17:11,051 --> 00:17:12,269 - No, no, you're making it worse. 520 00:17:12,313 --> 00:17:13,444 - You're moving it around. 521 00:17:13,488 --> 00:17:16,056 - Well, then stop looking! God. 522 00:17:17,013 --> 00:17:19,015 - Wow, Mateo. 523 00:17:19,059 --> 00:17:21,017 That was not okay. 524 00:17:21,061 --> 00:17:22,018 - What, are you gonna hit him, too? 525 00:17:22,062 --> 00:17:24,412 - No, Sandra. We've moved on. 526 00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:30,244 - Whew! Well, that got a little silly earlier, huh? 527 00:17:30,287 --> 00:17:33,595 This group likes to spin a tale. 528 00:17:33,638 --> 00:17:37,294 The thing is, a lot of them are pathological-- 529 00:17:37,338 --> 00:17:39,992 - Oh, I don't think you hit Tony on purpose. 530 00:17:40,036 --> 00:17:41,603 - Good, good, yeah, no. 531 00:17:41,646 --> 00:17:45,259 Just 'cause the case against me was surprisingly compelling. 532 00:17:45,302 --> 00:17:46,825 - No, you don't seem like a brawler. 533 00:17:46,869 --> 00:17:49,611 More like a library cards in multiple cities kind of guy. 534 00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:51,787 - Chicago, Cincinnati, St. Louis. 535 00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:54,137 [chuckling] 536 00:17:54,181 --> 00:17:56,008 Hey, so, uh, I was wondering if 537 00:17:56,052 --> 00:17:58,489 you wanted to maybe get dinner at this new Szechuan place. 538 00:17:58,533 --> 00:17:59,838 - Hold on. 539 00:17:59,882 --> 00:18:01,840 I'm a lesbian. 540 00:18:01,884 --> 00:18:02,972 - Oh! - Yeah. 541 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,235 - Yeah, right, yeah, duh. 542 00:18:05,279 --> 00:18:08,630 And not--not duh like you're so obviously a lesbian. 543 00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:11,850 Just duh on me for just assuming you were straight. 544 00:18:11,894 --> 00:18:13,504 - Oh, it's okay. - No, no, no, no. 545 00:18:13,548 --> 00:18:15,332 You were just being friendly and I'm, like, 546 00:18:15,376 --> 00:18:20,207 this heteronormative bull in a lesbian china shop. 547 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:21,425 - Yeah, kinda. 548 00:18:21,469 --> 00:18:23,166 But it's not really your fault. 549 00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:24,907 Your generation is a little more rigid 550 00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:27,344 about gender and sexuality. 551 00:18:27,388 --> 00:18:28,650 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 552 00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:33,481 - My--my generation separate from yours. 553 00:18:33,524 --> 00:18:35,396 Well, okay. This--yeah--good, so this-- 554 00:18:35,439 --> 00:18:37,876 - Yeah. - This was--this was good. 555 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,487 - [chuckles] 556 00:18:41,228 --> 00:18:44,492 - Those were SuperCloud leggings, huh? 557 00:18:44,535 --> 00:18:45,623 - They were. 558 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,321 - Oh, yeah. They're crazy thin. 559 00:18:47,364 --> 00:18:50,498 I wore a pair to Harmonica's teacher conference one time 560 00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:53,501 but she got an A on her macaroni project after that 561 00:18:53,544 --> 00:18:55,720 and it sucked. [chuckling] 562 00:18:59,463 --> 00:19:00,986 - Eric's actually gonna be picking me up soon, 563 00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:03,772 so if you had anything else you need to say to me? 564 00:19:03,815 --> 00:19:05,643 - Like what? 565 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,515 - Like, you know, today's been a journey for you 566 00:19:07,558 --> 00:19:10,692 and I'm ready to accept your apology. 567 00:19:10,735 --> 00:19:11,780 - Are you being serious? 568 00:19:11,823 --> 00:19:14,348 You expect me to apologize to you? 569 00:19:14,391 --> 00:19:16,219 - I have nothing to be sorry about. 570 00:19:16,263 --> 00:19:19,527 I was giving you amazing advice and you mocked me 571 00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:21,224 and made me show my penis to the world. 572 00:19:21,268 --> 00:19:23,835 - The only reason that you were giving me advice 573 00:19:23,879 --> 00:19:26,229 was so that you could re-live your glory days 574 00:19:26,273 --> 00:19:27,404 like Britney in Vegas. 575 00:19:27,448 --> 00:19:30,233 - Do not come for Britney like that! 576 00:19:30,277 --> 00:19:31,930 She is a woman at the top of her game! 577 00:19:31,974 --> 00:19:35,456 - Denying that she needs help is only hurting her more! 578 00:19:35,499 --> 00:19:37,545 [scoffs] 579 00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:38,850 - It's crazy. 580 00:19:38,894 --> 00:19:40,548 She's, what, three, four years younger than me? 581 00:19:40,591 --> 00:19:42,724 - Or ten. Something like that. 582 00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,552 But, uh, hey, at least you're getting yourself back out there 583 00:19:44,595 --> 00:19:45,901 and you got your first rejection out of the way. 584 00:19:45,944 --> 00:19:47,903 So that's good 'cause there's gonna be a lot. 585 00:19:47,946 --> 00:19:49,687 Like, so many. [chuckles] 586 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,167 Dating's fun. 587 00:19:51,211 --> 00:19:52,821 - Well, you were in a open relationship 588 00:19:52,864 --> 00:19:53,909 for, like, three hours. 589 00:19:53,952 --> 00:19:55,476 - Yeah, you know what? Not for me. 590 00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:57,347 - Yeah, yeah, no. I mean, I get it. 591 00:19:57,391 --> 00:19:59,393 When there's history and feelings involved, 592 00:19:59,436 --> 00:20:00,481 you don't want to have to, like, 593 00:20:00,524 --> 00:20:02,178 share her with some other dude. 594 00:20:02,222 --> 00:20:04,485 - [scoffs] What? No, the-- 595 00:20:04,528 --> 00:20:05,790 there's no feelings. - Oh. 596 00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:07,096 Well, then I'm surprised you're not into it 597 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,837 if there's no emotional component. 598 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:12,275 - No, it's just-- 599 00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:13,363 [exhales deeply] 600 00:20:13,407 --> 00:20:15,496 Let's do it. - Oh, great. 601 00:20:15,539 --> 00:20:17,411 I gotta say, you seemed like a pretty hard no. 602 00:20:17,454 --> 00:20:18,934 - Oh, yeah, no, I mean, look. 603 00:20:18,977 --> 00:20:22,285 It's casual, it's fun, it's still mid-pando. 604 00:20:22,329 --> 00:20:23,765 Why wouldn't I want to do it? 605 00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:25,070 - Yes! 606 00:20:25,114 --> 00:20:26,463 Seriously, Garrett, this is gonna be awesome. 607 00:20:26,507 --> 00:20:27,899 I'm gonna let the doctor know you're back in. 608 00:20:27,943 --> 00:20:28,987 - Oh. [chuckles] 609 00:20:29,031 --> 00:20:30,119 By doctor, you mean Brian? 610 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,947 - No, no, Dr. Hartshorn. 611 00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:34,341 Yeah, I ordered you a physical and full panel of STI tests. 612 00:20:34,384 --> 00:20:36,125 You can pay me back later. - Uh-- 613 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,779 - Hey, Hartshorn. He's back in. 614 00:20:37,822 --> 00:20:39,607 Yeah, you're gonna have to fast on Tuesday. 615 00:20:39,650 --> 00:20:40,521 - What-- 616 00:20:40,564 --> 00:20:42,610 - No, I'm excited, too. 617 00:20:42,653 --> 00:20:44,786 - Jonah. 618 00:20:44,829 --> 00:20:48,703 I just want you to know that Tony will never replace you. 619 00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:51,053 - Glenn, really. I'm fine, okay? 620 00:20:51,096 --> 00:20:52,315 Tony's a good kid. I like him. 621 00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:54,361 - Still, I told Jerusha 622 00:20:54,404 --> 00:20:56,493 no need to make the hot dog casserole this Saturday 623 00:20:56,537 --> 00:20:58,930 because that's Jonah's special night. 624 00:20:58,974 --> 00:21:00,236 So we can do whatever you want to do. 625 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,324 - Glenn, no. That's not necessary. 626 00:21:01,368 --> 00:21:03,674 - Oh, come on. What's hot? 627 00:21:03,718 --> 00:21:05,241 - Well, 628 00:21:05,285 --> 00:21:06,982 there is this Chinese place that I've been wanting try. 629 00:21:07,025 --> 00:21:09,245 - Absolutely. 630 00:21:09,289 --> 00:21:10,725 They have plain white rice, though, right? 631 00:21:10,768 --> 00:21:13,118 - They do. - Then absolutely! 632 00:21:13,162 --> 00:21:14,511 Oh, and no big deal, 633 00:21:14,555 --> 00:21:16,818 but you can't work with minors for six weeks, okay? 634 00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:19,690 - What? - Yay, Jonah's special night. 635 00:21:21,388 --> 00:21:23,433 [upbeat music]