1 00:00:04,112 --> 00:00:05,765 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:05,809 --> 00:00:08,203 - So turns out that very aggressive redhead 3 00:00:08,246 --> 00:00:10,727 who came in yesterday was not Carrot Top. 4 00:00:10,770 --> 00:00:11,858 [all groan] - I know. 5 00:00:11,902 --> 00:00:13,251 We've reviewed the tape several times 6 00:00:13,295 --> 00:00:15,775 and can't in good conscious call it a match. 7 00:00:15,819 --> 00:00:17,081 - I'm sorry, guys. 8 00:00:17,125 --> 00:00:18,822 I guess I just saw what I wanted to see. 9 00:00:18,865 --> 00:00:21,216 - But he posed for so many photos with me. 10 00:00:21,259 --> 00:00:24,393 - Next up, we're running short on reusable bags. 11 00:00:24,436 --> 00:00:27,004 - Oh, we can just use the ones under Mateo's eyes. 12 00:00:27,048 --> 00:00:28,962 all: Oh! 13 00:00:29,006 --> 00:00:30,790 - Savage. - Mm... 14 00:00:30,834 --> 00:00:32,531 - Are you guys still beefing? 15 00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:34,881 I'm honestly impressed with the commitment. 16 00:00:34,925 --> 00:00:37,536 - Now, we've noticed some of your masks are getting dingy. 17 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:40,452 Cheyenne will be handing out new protective equipment. 18 00:00:40,496 --> 00:00:41,627 - Based on her history, 19 00:00:41,671 --> 00:00:43,455 I wouldn't trust Cheyenne with protection. 20 00:00:43,499 --> 00:00:44,891 all: Oh! 21 00:00:44,935 --> 00:00:46,197 - Damn. 22 00:00:46,241 --> 00:00:48,199 - I may be a teen mom, but at least I don't look 23 00:00:48,243 --> 00:00:50,071 like someone put a Pixar character 24 00:00:50,114 --> 00:00:51,681 into a microwave. 25 00:00:51,724 --> 00:00:53,030 all: Oh! [laughter] 26 00:00:53,074 --> 00:00:54,988 - Well, you'd be DreamWorks, bitch. 27 00:00:55,032 --> 00:00:57,208 all: Oh! 28 00:00:57,252 --> 00:00:59,776 - Savage. - Please stop. 29 00:00:59,819 --> 00:01:04,563 ♪ 30 00:01:04,607 --> 00:01:06,913 - I have to open early, so let's just stick 31 00:01:06,957 --> 00:01:08,176 to one round tonight. 32 00:01:08,219 --> 00:01:09,568 Oh, and make sure to text the group chain 33 00:01:09,612 --> 00:01:11,048 when you arrive. 34 00:01:11,092 --> 00:01:12,789 - Are we sure that Brian needs to know the exact time 35 00:01:12,832 --> 00:01:13,964 that we're having sex? 36 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:15,226 - Hey, successful polyamory 37 00:01:15,270 --> 00:01:17,750 requires complete, constant communication. 38 00:01:17,794 --> 00:01:19,665 Speaking of, I read your postcoital report 39 00:01:19,709 --> 00:01:20,710 from last night. 40 00:01:20,753 --> 00:01:22,277 You didn't fill in emotional state. 41 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,322 - Hungry and sleepy, that's usually where I'm at. 42 00:01:24,366 --> 00:01:26,150 - Hey, Dina, we got a problem at the registers. 43 00:01:26,194 --> 00:01:28,587 They're not accepting coupons. - Didn't you get that email? 44 00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:30,198 We're only accepting digital coupons now. 45 00:01:30,241 --> 00:01:31,416 - What? 46 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:32,852 - Zephra's just updating things a little. 47 00:01:32,896 --> 00:01:35,203 - It seems crazy to change something that's working. 48 00:01:35,246 --> 00:01:36,421 - The horse and buggy was working. 49 00:01:36,465 --> 00:01:38,206 It seemed crazy to stop using that, 50 00:01:38,249 --> 00:01:40,164 but then they developed the car, and-- 51 00:01:40,208 --> 00:01:41,122 Well, that destroyed the planet. 52 00:01:41,165 --> 00:01:42,340 That's a bad example. 53 00:01:42,384 --> 00:01:44,429 - Excuse me, do you have gay iPad cases? 54 00:01:44,473 --> 00:01:47,954 - Uh, yeah, in electronics. Have a heavenly day. 55 00:01:47,998 --> 00:01:49,565 - Wait, you didn't hear about that either? 56 00:01:49,608 --> 00:01:53,177 - What? - Oh, today is fun for me. 57 00:01:53,221 --> 00:01:54,831 Zephra's asking that we no longer 58 00:01:54,874 --> 00:01:56,702 use the term "heavenly day." - What? 59 00:01:56,746 --> 00:01:59,270 - Yeah, there was a memo. They feel it's a little loaded. 60 00:01:59,314 --> 00:02:02,317 - Yeah, yeah, it's loaded with kindness! 61 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,275 It's the same thing as saying "have a nice day" 62 00:02:04,319 --> 00:02:05,972 or "have a good day." - Great. 63 00:02:06,016 --> 00:02:08,627 Then say one of those instead. - To the customers? 64 00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:11,282 I might as well give 'em the middle finger. 65 00:02:11,326 --> 00:02:13,284 - You were killing it this morning. 66 00:02:13,328 --> 00:02:14,633 When you said that protection thing 67 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:16,766 to Cheyenne, I legit peed a little, 68 00:02:16,809 --> 00:02:19,029 and not even that little. - Well, thanks. 69 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,770 Although, credit should really go to Cheyenne 70 00:02:20,813 --> 00:02:22,293 for not being able to keep it in her pants. 71 00:02:22,337 --> 00:02:25,122 [laughter] 72 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:27,646 What the hell? - Oh, whoops. 73 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:29,996 I don't know how that unflattering photo of you 74 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,042 ended up on all these screens. 75 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:33,261 Let me change it. 76 00:02:33,304 --> 00:02:34,827 - [gasps] - [laughs] 77 00:02:34,871 --> 00:02:37,439 He looks like one of those little boy-band boys! 78 00:02:37,482 --> 00:02:39,876 - At the time, that was the best hair you could have. 79 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:41,269 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 80 00:02:41,312 --> 00:02:42,835 Do you guys know every time you see Cheyenne 81 00:02:42,879 --> 00:02:44,707 hanging around the cell phone kiosk, 82 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:46,796 it's 'cause that's where she goes to fart. 83 00:02:46,839 --> 00:02:47,971 - [gasps] - Ew. 84 00:02:48,014 --> 00:02:50,408 - Blowing up my fart spot is messed up. 85 00:02:52,323 --> 00:02:54,586 - You're messed up. - Whoa, this is intense. 86 00:02:54,630 --> 00:02:56,762 - Okay, let's get really real about Cheyenne. 87 00:02:56,806 --> 00:02:59,330 - Well, it happened. Nina dumped me. 88 00:02:59,374 --> 00:03:02,203 - Oh, no, really? - Damn it, I'm so sorry. 89 00:03:02,246 --> 00:03:04,030 - You guys were just at the Cheesecake Factory, 90 00:03:04,074 --> 00:03:05,467 like, three weeks ago. 91 00:03:05,510 --> 00:03:07,164 You looked so happy. 92 00:03:07,208 --> 00:03:08,513 - Guys? 93 00:03:08,557 --> 00:03:10,341 Getting really real about Cheyenne. 94 00:03:10,385 --> 00:03:12,256 - Hey, it'll be okay. - Guys? 95 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:14,432 - I'm really sorry. - Guys? 96 00:03:14,476 --> 00:03:19,089 - ♪ Yeah, I walk right through the door ♪ 97 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:22,310 ♪ And I walk right through the door ♪ 98 00:03:22,353 --> 00:03:23,876 ♪ 99 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:26,575 - Also all noise-canceling headphones are on sale. 100 00:03:26,618 --> 00:03:29,055 Protect your ears from Mateo's screechy, 101 00:03:29,099 --> 00:03:30,796 tone-deaf, Celine wannabe-- 102 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:32,885 - Uh, I think Cheyenne might've slipped another one in there. 103 00:03:32,929 --> 00:03:35,627 - Yep, yep, I just kind of go to autopilot on these. 104 00:03:35,671 --> 00:03:36,759 Sorry, guys, not a real announcement. 105 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:38,021 Employee beef. 106 00:03:38,064 --> 00:03:39,936 - Man, those two are pissed at each other. 107 00:03:39,979 --> 00:03:42,634 This is bigger than our "Dune" fight. 108 00:03:42,678 --> 00:03:44,114 [chuckles] - What's a "Dune" fight? 109 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,334 - When we were roommates, remember? 110 00:03:46,377 --> 00:03:49,032 I came home, and you and Randy were watching 111 00:03:49,075 --> 00:03:50,729 the director's cut of "Dune" without me, 112 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,557 even though I specifically said that I wanted to. 113 00:03:52,601 --> 00:03:54,298 - I mean, I remember watching "Dune" with Randy, 114 00:03:54,342 --> 00:03:56,387 but you were there? - No, no. 115 00:03:56,431 --> 00:03:58,563 That's why I was so pissed, remember? 116 00:03:58,607 --> 00:04:02,263 And then to get you back, I made six branzinos 117 00:04:02,306 --> 00:04:03,525 and stunk up the place. 118 00:04:03,568 --> 00:04:04,787 - That's why you did that? 119 00:04:04,830 --> 00:04:06,354 I thought you were just premaking 120 00:04:06,397 --> 00:04:07,659 your meals for the workweek. 121 00:04:07,703 --> 00:04:08,747 - You thought I was gonna eat 122 00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:10,575 a branzino every day for a week? 123 00:04:10,619 --> 00:04:12,403 - I don't monitor your fish intake. 124 00:04:12,447 --> 00:04:13,752 - Do you seriously not remember? 125 00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:15,580 That was, like, our first big fight. 126 00:04:15,624 --> 00:04:17,756 But whatever. No bigs. 127 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,715 - Hey, guys, I need some computer help. 128 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:21,804 I'm trying to email my friend Gary 129 00:04:21,847 --> 00:04:24,285 at Cloud 9 corporate, you know, about them making us 130 00:04:24,328 --> 00:04:26,417 say, "have a non-heavenly day." 131 00:04:26,461 --> 00:04:27,940 - Oh, I'm not sure that's what they were going for. 132 00:04:27,984 --> 00:04:29,594 I think they're just trying to play it safe, you know, 133 00:04:29,638 --> 00:04:32,597 'cause some people don't believe in Heaven. 134 00:04:36,297 --> 00:04:39,038 - Anyway, every time I email him, 135 00:04:39,082 --> 00:04:40,997 I keep getting this weird message back 136 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,607 from a mailer demon. 137 00:04:42,651 --> 00:04:44,783 - Oh, that just means a demon ate your friend Gary's soul. 138 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:46,655 - What? - No, it's mailer-daemon. 139 00:04:46,698 --> 00:04:48,787 It means that the email doesn't exist anymore. 140 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:50,441 I'm sure there was a whole bunch of reshuffling 141 00:04:50,485 --> 00:04:51,790 at corporate when Zephra took over. 142 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:54,315 - So no more Gary, no more Heaven, 143 00:04:54,358 --> 00:04:56,708 just more computers and demons. 144 00:04:56,752 --> 00:04:58,884 - Well, if it bothers you, I'm sure you could find 145 00:04:58,928 --> 00:05:00,538 somebody else to contact at Zephra. 146 00:05:00,582 --> 00:05:02,105 - Yeah, you know, do a little research. 147 00:05:02,148 --> 00:05:04,803 Find out who the new Gary is. - I guess. 148 00:05:04,847 --> 00:05:06,501 But if they think they're gonna improve on Gary, 149 00:05:06,544 --> 00:05:07,589 they're nuts. 150 00:05:07,632 --> 00:05:09,373 The man was perfect. 151 00:05:09,417 --> 00:05:12,115 5'9", brown hair, you name it. 152 00:05:12,158 --> 00:05:13,812 - That does sound perfect. 153 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:16,641 - You're 5'8". - Same difference. 154 00:05:16,685 --> 00:05:18,382 - So you didn't see it coming at all? 155 00:05:18,426 --> 00:05:20,341 - No, I always expected her to kill me, 156 00:05:20,384 --> 00:05:21,864 not to break up with me. 157 00:05:21,907 --> 00:05:24,345 - Well, if you ever need a quick pick-me-up or whatever, 158 00:05:24,388 --> 00:05:25,563 you have my number. 159 00:05:25,607 --> 00:05:27,565 - Yes, you've been very clear. Thank you. 160 00:05:27,609 --> 00:05:30,220 - [scoffs] Oh, my God, did the janitor quit? 161 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:34,529 Because there's a huge pile of garbage at that table. 162 00:05:34,572 --> 00:05:36,835 Get it? Talking about Mateo. 163 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:40,012 - Can you--Shh! We're trying to help Sayid. 164 00:05:40,056 --> 00:05:42,014 - Well, Cheyenne's the one who needs help. 165 00:05:42,058 --> 00:05:44,060 She's got less brains-- - Guys. 166 00:05:44,103 --> 00:05:45,409 Can you take it outside? 167 00:05:45,453 --> 00:05:47,411 Life is railing Sayid right now. 168 00:05:47,455 --> 00:05:49,457 - Okay, I guess. 169 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:51,459 What were you gonna say? Less brains than a what? 170 00:05:51,502 --> 00:05:53,199 - Honestly, I'm glad they cut me off. 171 00:05:53,243 --> 00:05:54,766 I think it was gonna be racist. 172 00:05:54,810 --> 00:05:57,290 - Okay, it's your turn to field coupon complaints. 173 00:05:57,334 --> 00:05:58,509 They're getting feisty out there. 174 00:05:58,553 --> 00:05:59,858 An old man shook his cane at me-- 175 00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:02,208 flirtatiously at first, but then it got mean. 176 00:06:02,252 --> 00:06:03,427 - I'm sorry. 177 00:06:03,471 --> 00:06:04,994 Just--I started doing some research, 178 00:06:05,037 --> 00:06:08,214 and I came across this article, "The Truth About Zephra." 179 00:06:08,258 --> 00:06:10,739 I think there's some fishy business going on. 180 00:06:10,782 --> 00:06:13,219 - Oh, like tax evasion, offshore banking? 181 00:06:13,263 --> 00:06:14,525 What are we talking here? 182 00:06:14,569 --> 00:06:16,875 - You know how everyone's pushing this 5G? 183 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:19,661 Well, turns out 5 is the worst of the Gs. 184 00:06:19,704 --> 00:06:21,184 They say that it hits your brain 185 00:06:21,227 --> 00:06:22,359 at a certain frequency 186 00:06:22,403 --> 00:06:24,666 that lets them control human behavior. 187 00:06:24,709 --> 00:06:26,711 - You think Zephra's involved in mind control? 188 00:06:26,755 --> 00:06:28,887 Okay, that's enough screen time for you. 189 00:06:28,931 --> 00:06:31,412 - No, it's not that I believe in mind control, 190 00:06:31,455 --> 00:06:34,284 but they are trying to control how we greet customers. 191 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:35,590 - Glenn, enough. 192 00:06:35,633 --> 00:06:36,939 This is why old people shouldn't be allowed 193 00:06:36,982 --> 00:06:37,940 on the Internet. 194 00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:42,423 - I don't trust Zephra either. 195 00:06:42,466 --> 00:06:44,076 I've learned some stuff. 196 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:47,471 You ready to wake up? - Well, I am awake. 197 00:06:47,515 --> 00:06:49,691 - [whispering] Not yet. 198 00:06:52,433 --> 00:06:54,260 - Oh, hey, skank. 199 00:06:54,304 --> 00:06:56,001 Why are you stocking? Did you finally get demoted? 200 00:06:56,045 --> 00:06:58,395 - No, I'm covering for Sarah. 201 00:06:58,439 --> 00:07:00,745 Nina texted Sayid that she had HPV 202 00:07:00,789 --> 00:07:02,138 the whole time they were dating, 203 00:07:02,181 --> 00:07:04,053 so a bunch of people took him out for ice cream. 204 00:07:04,096 --> 00:07:06,621 - Mm, he's so lucky. - I know. 205 00:07:06,664 --> 00:07:07,926 I don't get it. 206 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,580 I mean, we're, like, way more interesting 207 00:07:09,624 --> 00:07:11,539 than some dumped guy. - Well, I am. 208 00:07:11,582 --> 00:07:14,367 But you're like an Iggy Azalea wannabe five years too late. 209 00:07:14,411 --> 00:07:15,934 - [scoffs] 210 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:17,762 - Okay, that just felt like nothing. 211 00:07:17,806 --> 00:07:20,548 - Yeah, it's not as fun without anyone watching. 212 00:07:20,591 --> 00:07:21,897 - Right? 213 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:23,246 - I feel like we could get their attention back 214 00:07:23,289 --> 00:07:24,856 if we just up our game a little. 215 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:27,990 - Yeah, we need something splashy, something grabby. 216 00:07:28,033 --> 00:07:31,080 - Oh, exactly. 217 00:07:31,123 --> 00:07:33,125 - God, I am craving ice cream so bad right now. 218 00:07:33,169 --> 00:07:36,433 - Me too. Should we go get some? 219 00:07:36,477 --> 00:07:39,131 - Yeah, but you can't use my punch card, 'cause you suck. 220 00:07:39,175 --> 00:07:41,525 - Good. I wouldn't want to, dick. 221 00:07:41,569 --> 00:07:43,309 Ooh, we should get clown sundaes. 222 00:07:43,353 --> 00:07:45,094 [mockingly] Ooh, we should get clown sundaes. 223 00:07:45,137 --> 00:07:47,400 Yeah, we totally should. - Okay. [giggles] 224 00:07:47,444 --> 00:07:49,228 - Hey, Marcus, can you tell Glenn 225 00:07:49,272 --> 00:07:50,578 what you told me about Zephra? 226 00:07:50,621 --> 00:07:52,101 - [laughs] What? 227 00:07:52,144 --> 00:07:53,842 I didn't say anything about Zephra, 228 00:07:53,885 --> 00:07:56,758 and if you heard something, it definitely wasn't from me 229 00:07:56,801 --> 00:07:58,063 Marcus White. 230 00:07:58,107 --> 00:07:59,369 [rock music playing] 231 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:02,198 Now, about Zephra. What were you thinking? 232 00:08:02,241 --> 00:08:05,157 Who do you think is the one-- Hold on, sorry. 233 00:08:05,201 --> 00:08:06,376 [music stops] 234 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:07,595 It's actually super distracting. 235 00:08:07,638 --> 00:08:08,813 We'll just talk quietly. 236 00:08:08,857 --> 00:08:10,598 - Okay, so I read something online 237 00:08:10,641 --> 00:08:13,122 about how Zephra is trying to control our minds. 238 00:08:13,165 --> 00:08:14,602 - It's all true, and there's videos to prove it. 239 00:08:14,645 --> 00:08:16,908 Just Google "Zephra mind control 240 00:08:16,952 --> 00:08:18,867 guy goes nuts at Red Lobster." 241 00:08:18,910 --> 00:08:20,259 - Marcus told me all about it 242 00:08:20,303 --> 00:08:21,783 'cause of this weird thing that's been happening. 243 00:08:21,826 --> 00:08:23,654 Like, I've been shopping online for a new mouthwash. 244 00:08:23,698 --> 00:08:26,614 Then I came to work, and I got a notification on my phone 245 00:08:26,657 --> 00:08:29,138 with a digital coupon for SuperCloud mouthwash. 246 00:08:29,181 --> 00:08:32,271 - So that's what the digital coupons are about? 247 00:08:32,315 --> 00:08:34,273 - Yep, then after I used that one, 248 00:08:34,317 --> 00:08:36,058 they sent me more coupons, 249 00:08:36,101 --> 00:08:38,756 so I kept buying the mouthwash just like they wanted me to. 250 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,367 - Okay, but, actually, I'm just trying to find out 251 00:08:41,411 --> 00:08:43,674 why they won't let us say "have a heavenly day." 252 00:08:43,718 --> 00:08:45,415 - Well, of course they don't want that, 253 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,330 'cause guess who their god is. 254 00:08:47,373 --> 00:08:49,332 - A fat baby? - What? 255 00:08:49,375 --> 00:08:51,334 No, that's my nephew. He's my lock screen. 256 00:08:51,377 --> 00:08:54,163 I meant the phone--technology. - Oh. 257 00:08:54,206 --> 00:08:55,817 - When you think about it, the Zephra app 258 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:58,080 tracks your location and times your break. 259 00:08:58,123 --> 00:09:00,473 So, in a way, they've been controlling us. 260 00:09:00,517 --> 00:09:03,085 - That's true. - Yeah, and riddle me this. 261 00:09:03,128 --> 00:09:04,652 What's with that room in the back 262 00:09:04,695 --> 00:09:07,437 marked "Zephra personnel only"? - What? 263 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,526 What's with it? - Exactly. 264 00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:11,180 No one here knows because we're not allowed back there, 265 00:09:11,223 --> 00:09:13,922 which means... 266 00:09:13,965 --> 00:09:15,358 that's where it's all happening. 267 00:09:15,401 --> 00:09:17,142 - Where what's happening? 268 00:09:17,186 --> 00:09:19,188 - Exactly. 269 00:09:19,231 --> 00:09:21,538 - Hey, I was hoping to return this. 270 00:09:21,582 --> 00:09:23,018 I don't know if you remember, but I was in here 271 00:09:23,061 --> 00:09:24,367 a couple months ago. 272 00:09:24,410 --> 00:09:27,065 - Oh, yeah, no, the car cell phone holder. 273 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,501 You had a Kia Optima, right? 274 00:09:28,545 --> 00:09:29,981 I thought this would've worked out for you. 275 00:09:30,025 --> 00:09:31,330 - It did, but I totaled the Optima 276 00:09:31,374 --> 00:09:32,854 in an illegal street race. 277 00:09:32,897 --> 00:09:35,334 I know the return window is probably over, but-- 278 00:09:35,378 --> 00:09:36,727 - Nah, man, I'll hook you up. No worries. 279 00:09:36,771 --> 00:09:38,337 Your last name was Dinkins, right? 280 00:09:38,381 --> 00:09:39,687 - Are you kidding me? 281 00:09:39,730 --> 00:09:41,384 You don't remember our fight, but you remember-- 282 00:09:41,427 --> 00:09:42,907 all due respect, Mr. Dinkins-- 283 00:09:42,951 --> 00:09:44,430 the most random, boring guy I've ever seen in my life? 284 00:09:44,474 --> 00:09:45,954 - Wow, okay, that was rude. 285 00:09:45,997 --> 00:09:48,478 Sorry about that, but he's just going through some stuff. 286 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:51,263 - What I'm going through, Mr. Dinkins, 287 00:09:51,307 --> 00:09:53,483 is someone who I thought was my close friend 288 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:54,658 not remembering a pivotal moment 289 00:09:54,702 --> 00:09:56,225 in our friendship, which makes me wonder 290 00:09:56,268 --> 00:09:57,792 if we were even friends in the first place. 291 00:09:57,835 --> 00:09:59,620 - Okay, and that's on the card 292 00:09:59,663 --> 00:10:02,231 with the last four digits 5-8-7-6? 293 00:10:02,274 --> 00:10:03,754 - You remember his [bleep] credit card number? 294 00:10:03,798 --> 00:10:07,758 - It's on the receipt. - That makes sense. 295 00:10:13,459 --> 00:10:15,505 - What the hell are you doing? - Well--[grunts] 296 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:16,724 Don't you think it's weird 297 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:19,030 that we don't have access to this room? 298 00:10:19,074 --> 00:10:20,858 We're the managers. - Oh, God. 299 00:10:20,902 --> 00:10:23,339 You're still on this Zephra is evil kick? 300 00:10:23,382 --> 00:10:25,210 Come on, we don't need to go in there. 301 00:10:25,254 --> 00:10:28,431 I'm sure it's just tech stuff. - Perhaps. 302 00:10:28,474 --> 00:10:30,389 But, you know, Marcus and Sandra think-- 303 00:10:30,433 --> 00:10:32,043 - Now you're listening to Marcus and Sandra? 304 00:10:32,087 --> 00:10:33,915 You guys are like the Three Stooges 305 00:10:33,958 --> 00:10:35,438 if Curly was Hawaiian. 306 00:10:35,481 --> 00:10:37,527 Well, actually, I don't know for a fact that he wasn't. 307 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:41,139 - Wait, what if Zephra is already controlling your mind 308 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:42,750 and you don't even know it? 309 00:10:42,793 --> 00:10:45,448 - Glenn, I promise you Zephra is not controlling my mind. 310 00:10:45,491 --> 00:10:47,668 - Yeah, but they might be making you say that. 311 00:10:47,711 --> 00:10:49,452 - Okay, would they make me say this? 312 00:10:49,495 --> 00:10:51,454 Zephra is an inferior company. 313 00:10:51,497 --> 00:10:53,499 Their tablets barely hold a charge. 314 00:10:53,543 --> 00:10:55,719 - Yes, because they want you to convince me 315 00:10:55,763 --> 00:10:57,765 that they're not making you say things. 316 00:10:57,808 --> 00:10:59,462 - The fact that you think they're controlling your mind 317 00:10:59,505 --> 00:11:00,942 is proof that they're not controlling your mind 318 00:11:00,985 --> 00:11:03,205 because they wouldn't want you to be aware that-- 319 00:11:03,248 --> 00:11:04,685 What am I doing? 320 00:11:04,728 --> 00:11:06,948 Effective immediately, there will be no more talk 321 00:11:06,991 --> 00:11:08,297 about conspiracy theories. 322 00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:09,733 - Well, there goes my afternoon. 323 00:11:09,777 --> 00:11:10,908 What's this about? 324 00:11:10,952 --> 00:11:12,518 - Some people think 325 00:11:12,562 --> 00:11:15,043 that Zephra's maybe trying to control our minds, 326 00:11:15,086 --> 00:11:17,872 but they're not, you know, even if it seems like they are 327 00:11:17,915 --> 00:11:20,439 because of what they're making us say and do. 328 00:11:20,483 --> 00:11:22,485 - Okay, it doesn't matter what it seems like, 329 00:11:22,528 --> 00:11:23,834 because we're no longer gonna entertain 330 00:11:23,878 --> 00:11:25,749 talking about these crackpot theories. 331 00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:28,709 - Okay, now, hang on, 'cause often these ideas 332 00:11:28,752 --> 00:11:31,668 become stronger when people feel shamed or marginalized. 333 00:11:31,712 --> 00:11:33,670 All right, let's talk this out. 334 00:11:33,714 --> 00:11:35,977 Why do we think Zephra controls minds? 335 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:38,283 - 5G, it's bad stuff. 336 00:11:38,327 --> 00:11:40,677 - I did hear it makes birds kill themselves. 337 00:11:40,721 --> 00:11:42,897 - How does a bird kill itself? - Just stops flapping. 338 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:45,421 - That's dumb. There's no Zephra conspiracy. 339 00:11:45,464 --> 00:11:48,816 - Oh, interesting, an opposing viewpoint. 340 00:11:48,859 --> 00:11:51,383 - But the moon landing, now, that was a big lie. 341 00:11:51,427 --> 00:11:52,994 - I'll tell you what's a big lie-- 342 00:11:53,037 --> 00:11:54,691 love. 343 00:11:54,735 --> 00:11:56,649 - Don't you dare give up on love. 344 00:11:56,693 --> 00:11:58,608 - Cody's right-- they could have easily doctored 345 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,697 the moon landing footage, just like they show us photos 346 00:12:00,741 --> 00:12:03,308 where the Earth looks round when it's definitely flat. 347 00:12:03,352 --> 00:12:05,049 - And we got there. - You're right, Jonah. 348 00:12:05,093 --> 00:12:07,530 This is so much better than just shutting it down. 349 00:12:07,573 --> 00:12:09,358 - No, you know what, Dina? It can be. 350 00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:11,012 Marcus, let's talk this out. 351 00:12:11,055 --> 00:12:13,014 I think that the Earth is round 352 00:12:13,057 --> 00:12:15,233 because of science. - Ugh. 353 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:17,845 - Like, if you stand on a dock and you watch ships sail away, 354 00:12:17,888 --> 00:12:19,847 they eventually disappear over the horizon. 355 00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:21,413 - You've done that? 356 00:12:21,457 --> 00:12:23,328 Put on your little peacoat and stood on a dock for hours 357 00:12:23,372 --> 00:12:25,200 until ships disappear? 358 00:12:25,243 --> 00:12:27,855 - Well, I mean, scientists have. 359 00:12:27,898 --> 00:12:30,379 - But you haven't because you're afraid 360 00:12:30,422 --> 00:12:32,076 of what you would find out. 361 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,775 - Just like we might be afraid of what we'd find 362 00:12:34,818 --> 00:12:38,561 in the Zephra-only room, which is probably nothing 363 00:12:38,604 --> 00:12:41,216 so we should just blindly trust Zephra 364 00:12:41,259 --> 00:12:42,957 and get back to work. - Okay, okay. 365 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,786 "Leading scientist admits Earth is flat." 366 00:12:45,829 --> 00:12:48,266 Right there on truthwarriors1.biz. 367 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:50,312 Refute that. I dare you. 368 00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:53,924 - I'm telling you they would freak out. 369 00:12:53,968 --> 00:12:54,838 - I don't know. 370 00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:56,231 Would people actually believe 371 00:12:56,274 --> 00:12:58,276 that I put bees in your sandwich? 372 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,845 I mean, like, where do we even get a bunch of dead bees? 373 00:13:01,889 --> 00:13:04,630 - I think we just use raisins, and I sell it. 374 00:13:04,674 --> 00:13:05,849 - Well, I feel like we need 375 00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:08,460 to do something more, like, emotional. 376 00:13:08,504 --> 00:13:09,853 - Yeah, you're right. 377 00:13:09,897 --> 00:13:11,376 It's probably why this whole Sayid break-up thing 378 00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:12,943 is popping. 379 00:13:12,987 --> 00:13:15,816 What if we had a big public blowout, 380 00:13:15,859 --> 00:13:17,513 you know, and we dropped some major bombs? 381 00:13:17,556 --> 00:13:20,037 - Okay, yeah, what if you come at me like, 382 00:13:20,081 --> 00:13:22,300 "I know what you did!" - Okay. 383 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,041 And then you'd be like, "And I know you were 384 00:13:24,085 --> 00:13:25,129 "only friends with me to get close to Bo 385 00:13:25,173 --> 00:13:26,565 because you're in love with him." 386 00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:27,871 - [gasps] 387 00:13:27,915 --> 00:13:29,264 - Do you see how I moved the story forward? 388 00:13:29,307 --> 00:13:30,613 - Mm-hmm. 389 00:13:30,656 --> 00:13:32,223 - Yours was just, like, attitude, which is fine. 390 00:13:32,267 --> 00:13:34,095 - Yeah, ooh, and then it could come out 391 00:13:34,138 --> 00:13:36,924 that you're Harmonica's real father. 392 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:40,884 - So her parents are me and Bo? 393 00:13:40,928 --> 00:13:43,234 - Yeah, imagine how pissed I'd be. 394 00:13:43,278 --> 00:13:45,889 - Let's not commit to anything just yet, 395 00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:48,761 but we should definitely jot some ideas down. 396 00:13:48,805 --> 00:13:52,548 - Hey, man, did you text Randy? - Well, I tried to. 397 00:13:52,591 --> 00:13:54,332 I asked him if he remembered me being mad 398 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,030 when I came home that night, but I just got 399 00:13:56,073 --> 00:13:57,596 a "sorry, wrong number" text. 400 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,903 - Yeah, you texted him 12 times in 3 minutes. 401 00:13:59,947 --> 00:14:01,731 He texted you that so you would stop. 402 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,298 - Oh, okay, so then he's obviously 403 00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:05,778 still feeling bad about it. - Feeling bad? 404 00:14:05,822 --> 00:14:08,129 No, Randy does not remember, okay? 405 00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:10,348 Randy barely even remembers watching "Dune." 406 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:13,395 Randy smokes a lot of weed. Leave him alone. 407 00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:15,788 - Okay, fine, but I'm not gonna apologize 408 00:14:15,832 --> 00:14:17,312 for caring, okay? 409 00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:19,227 You're an important person in my life, Garrett. 410 00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:21,490 A lot of men are scared to say things like that, 411 00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:22,839 but not me. 412 00:14:22,883 --> 00:14:24,406 I'll tell you exactly how much you mean to me 413 00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:25,929 to your face. - Please don't. 414 00:14:25,973 --> 00:14:27,583 - Too late. I'm already doing it. 415 00:14:27,626 --> 00:14:29,019 I value your taste in music. 416 00:14:29,063 --> 00:14:30,629 Okay? - Oh, boy. 417 00:14:30,673 --> 00:14:33,023 - Sometimes I save screenshots of texts that you send me. 418 00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:34,895 - What, why would you do that? - I don't know. 419 00:14:34,938 --> 00:14:39,334 To--to revisit them and laugh or to send them back to you 420 00:14:39,377 --> 00:14:43,033 at the perfect moment, like June 12, 2018-- 421 00:14:43,077 --> 00:14:44,643 Eye roll, "I'm never getting married." 422 00:14:44,687 --> 00:14:46,732 You think I'm not gonna throw that back at you 423 00:14:46,776 --> 00:14:48,560 at your wedding? 424 00:14:48,604 --> 00:14:51,650 - So Bo went away with you that weekend? 425 00:14:51,694 --> 00:14:53,304 I thought his grandmother died. 426 00:14:53,348 --> 00:14:55,741 - Foolish girl, she's alive and well. 427 00:14:55,785 --> 00:14:58,744 Nana's in on it, too. - So they're still beefing? 428 00:14:58,788 --> 00:15:00,094 - Oh, yeah, they're going at it. 429 00:15:00,137 --> 00:15:01,660 It's savage. - I don't believe it. 430 00:15:01,704 --> 00:15:03,010 - Well, believe this. 431 00:15:03,053 --> 00:15:04,794 Bo and I have a deeper connection 432 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,622 than you'll ever have! - [scoffs] 433 00:15:06,665 --> 00:15:09,059 This whole time, I thought that you were my friend, 434 00:15:09,103 --> 00:15:11,844 but really you were only using me to get to Bo! 435 00:15:11,888 --> 00:15:14,935 - Yes, it was the ultimate betrayal. 436 00:15:14,978 --> 00:15:17,981 - Oh, my God, what they're saying-- 437 00:15:18,025 --> 00:15:20,201 it's written-- it's written here. 438 00:15:20,244 --> 00:15:22,246 I got to tell Marcus and Sandra. 439 00:15:22,290 --> 00:15:24,509 - What? "Ultimate betrayal." 440 00:15:24,553 --> 00:15:27,469 Wait a minute, did you guys write this out ahead of time? 441 00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:28,687 Is this fake? 442 00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:30,776 - What? No, you're crazy. 443 00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:32,039 I absolutely slept with Bo 444 00:15:32,082 --> 00:15:33,954 in his grandmother's meth bungalow. 445 00:15:33,997 --> 00:15:35,564 - This is ridiculous. - Whatever. 446 00:15:35,607 --> 00:15:38,219 - Wait, no, come on, you guys, we're fighting. 447 00:15:38,262 --> 00:15:40,221 - Yeah, we just jotted down a couple of bullet points. 448 00:15:40,264 --> 00:15:41,831 Okay, this is way more interesting 449 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,180 than some nobody getting dumped. 450 00:15:43,224 --> 00:15:44,616 - Ooh. - Whoa. 451 00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:45,748 - Well, I'd rather be a nobody 452 00:15:45,791 --> 00:15:47,750 than a couple of Impossible Burgers, 453 00:15:47,793 --> 00:15:49,970 'cause all I'm seeing here is some imitation beef. 454 00:15:50,013 --> 00:15:53,103 - Oh, imitation beef! - Too funny. 455 00:15:53,147 --> 00:15:54,626 - Oh, that's funny, Sayid. - Oh, come on. 456 00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:56,541 You don't think he wrote that down? 457 00:15:56,585 --> 00:15:58,282 - [grunting] 458 00:15:58,326 --> 00:16:00,545 We got to get in there before it's too late. 459 00:16:00,589 --> 00:16:03,461 - What is wrong with you? - Dina, you don't understand. 460 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:07,422 Zephra has Mateo and Cheyenne, every single word they say. 461 00:16:10,381 --> 00:16:11,992 - Whoa. 462 00:16:12,035 --> 00:16:14,429 Right, whoa? - You bet your ass whoa. 463 00:16:14,472 --> 00:16:16,300 These are the mind-control machines. 464 00:16:16,344 --> 00:16:18,346 - Are you sure? - Totally. 465 00:16:18,389 --> 00:16:20,217 Close your eyes and picture a room 466 00:16:20,261 --> 00:16:22,045 full of mind-control machines. 467 00:16:22,089 --> 00:16:23,960 What do they look like? 468 00:16:24,004 --> 00:16:25,788 - They look like this! - Jesus, people. 469 00:16:25,831 --> 00:16:28,573 This is just...tech stuff! 470 00:16:28,617 --> 00:16:30,184 You know, you've got your basic blinking lights. 471 00:16:30,227 --> 00:16:31,750 The blues, the greens, the yellow. 472 00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:33,404 I mean, that's not common, but it's still in the bounds. 473 00:16:33,448 --> 00:16:35,189 - Yeah, I'm sorry. You're right. 474 00:16:35,232 --> 00:16:37,974 This is all completely normal. 475 00:16:39,062 --> 00:16:41,543 Freedom! - What? 476 00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:43,588 - Okay, no, stop. - Let him work, Dina. 477 00:16:43,632 --> 00:16:45,155 I don't want to hurt you. - No, Dina. 478 00:16:45,199 --> 00:16:47,027 - Red pill, Keanu! - Marcus, enough! 479 00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:48,028 - "Abre los ojos"! 480 00:16:48,071 --> 00:16:51,770 [devices beeping] 481 00:16:51,814 --> 00:16:52,945 - Ugh. 482 00:16:52,989 --> 00:16:54,425 - Connection interrupted. 483 00:16:54,469 --> 00:16:57,602 - Network error. Network error. 484 00:16:57,646 --> 00:16:59,213 - I think we did it. 485 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,087 - Thank you for your patience. 486 00:17:04,131 --> 00:17:05,132 We did have a malfunction... 487 00:17:05,175 --> 00:17:06,437 in some of our employees brains, 488 00:17:06,481 --> 00:17:08,570 but we're almost back up and running. 489 00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:10,702 - Okay, the servers are reset, and the registers 490 00:17:10,746 --> 00:17:12,313 should be back online in a minute. 491 00:17:12,356 --> 00:17:13,401 - Hey, you're not gonna report this 492 00:17:13,444 --> 00:17:14,706 back to corporate, are you? 493 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,143 - Well, I do have to file an incident report. 494 00:17:16,186 --> 00:17:17,753 - Okay, well, you know, just be sure to put 495 00:17:17,796 --> 00:17:19,885 that it was an accident and that I love Zephra 496 00:17:19,929 --> 00:17:21,931 and that the only secret I think they're keeping 497 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,151 is how they're able to sell such great products 498 00:17:24,194 --> 00:17:25,674 at such affordable prices, 499 00:17:25,717 --> 00:17:28,590 and I bet the answer's good, not, like, child labor. 500 00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:30,548 - And I accept full responsibility. 501 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:33,116 I, Cheyenne Lee, of 1280 Raymond Street. 502 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,640 - I'm really sorry. I guess I just got confused. 503 00:17:35,684 --> 00:17:37,251 - Look, you're like the old paper coupons. 504 00:17:37,294 --> 00:17:39,775 You were kind of a nuisance but arguably served a purpose, 505 00:17:39,818 --> 00:17:43,648 and now you're useless, but-- - But? 506 00:17:43,692 --> 00:17:47,043 - Oh, carrot cake Oreos are back. 507 00:17:47,087 --> 00:17:48,088 That's fun. 508 00:17:48,131 --> 00:17:51,047 [upbeat music] 509 00:17:51,091 --> 00:17:55,007 ♪ 510 00:17:57,184 --> 00:18:00,796 - So, uh, what do we think of Havarti cheese? 511 00:18:00,839 --> 00:18:02,624 - [sighs] I don't know. 512 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,800 It's a cheese. - All right. 513 00:18:04,843 --> 00:18:06,410 You know what, man? This needs to stop. 514 00:18:06,454 --> 00:18:07,498 You're over here playing the victim, 515 00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:08,717 but you don't even remember 516 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:09,935 all the times that you hurt my feelings. 517 00:18:09,979 --> 00:18:11,111 - Oh, yeah, what did I do, 518 00:18:11,154 --> 00:18:12,634 rank the "Predator" movies wrong? 519 00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:13,678 - No, but there was one time 520 00:18:13,722 --> 00:18:15,071 I told you I was gonna make dinner. 521 00:18:15,115 --> 00:18:16,420 I went all out. 522 00:18:16,464 --> 00:18:17,813 I went to, like, three different grocery stores, 523 00:18:17,856 --> 00:18:18,944 and then you just texted me and told me 524 00:18:18,988 --> 00:18:20,207 you were having dinner with Amy. 525 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:21,425 Totally forgot about it. 526 00:18:21,469 --> 00:18:23,558 - Oh, well, why didn't you say anything? 527 00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:24,776 - Because why bring something up 528 00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:26,169 just to make your friend feel bad? 529 00:18:27,997 --> 00:18:32,001 - Garrett, I-I feel terrible. I don't even remember. 530 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,612 - Huh, it's funny how that happens, huh? 531 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,005 - This is good. 532 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:39,400 This is the communication that we need, you know? 533 00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:41,097 This is--this is good for us. 534 00:18:41,141 --> 00:18:42,925 Havarti, great cheese on a sandwich, 535 00:18:42,968 --> 00:18:44,448 but it's got kind of a creamy body, 536 00:18:44,492 --> 00:18:46,798 and so if you're gonna be putting it on the sandwich, 537 00:18:46,842 --> 00:18:48,626 it needs to be layered with maybe a crunch-- 538 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:49,627 - [muttering indistinctly] 539 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:52,021 - We'll get into this later. 540 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,065 - Hey, buddy. 541 00:18:53,109 --> 00:18:54,371 You thinking about buying a sled? 542 00:18:54,415 --> 00:18:56,852 - I don't know. Maybe the sled will buy me. 543 00:18:56,895 --> 00:19:00,029 I don't know how anything works here anymore. 544 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,422 - Oh, Glenn, should you be drinking that 545 00:19:01,465 --> 00:19:02,901 with your diabetes? - No! 546 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,339 - I don't know why we work so hard 547 00:19:05,382 --> 00:19:06,688 to impress these people. 548 00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:08,733 Employees at a Nordstrom would have eaten this up. 549 00:19:08,777 --> 00:19:11,127 - Plus, everyone should just chill the F out. 550 00:19:11,171 --> 00:19:12,824 Like, Sayid's gonna get a new girlfriend 551 00:19:12,868 --> 00:19:14,217 in two seconds. 552 00:19:14,261 --> 00:19:15,305 He's, like, a major fox. 553 00:19:15,349 --> 00:19:17,481 - Thank you. I've been saying that. 554 00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:19,266 He's, like, sneaky sexy. - Mm-hmm. 555 00:19:19,309 --> 00:19:21,572 - Once he came to pick up his paycheck in shorts, 556 00:19:21,616 --> 00:19:23,357 and I literally had to excuse myself. 557 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,576 - Oh, you're talking about the blue cutoffs. 558 00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:27,274 Ooh, I remember those. - Oh, my God. 559 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,844 - So we should go on Hinge and catfish Nina, right? 560 00:19:32,888 --> 00:19:35,064 - [gasps] You read my mind. 561 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,762 Let's convince her to cut all her hair off. 562 00:19:37,806 --> 00:19:40,896 - Glenn, you're not quitting. - I don't know. 563 00:19:40,939 --> 00:19:43,072 It's all changing on me. 564 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,248 This isn't the company I signed up to work for 565 00:19:45,292 --> 00:19:47,207 after they drove my family hardware store 566 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:48,556 out of business. 567 00:19:48,599 --> 00:19:50,122 - Well, that doesn't mean that you should quit, 568 00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:52,255 unless you want to quit, in which case I do have 569 00:19:52,299 --> 00:19:53,778 a resignation letter prewritten for you. 570 00:19:53,822 --> 00:19:55,345 You'd just need to sign and date it. 571 00:19:55,389 --> 00:19:57,521 - Okay, look, there's a lot of new stuff 572 00:19:57,565 --> 00:19:59,349 getting thrown at you right now, 573 00:19:59,393 --> 00:20:02,657 and--and, yes, of course it's gonna be difficult to adapt, 574 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,920 but you're gonna be okay-- you've got this. 575 00:20:04,963 --> 00:20:08,097 - Jonah, thank you for believing in me. 576 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,752 But you're wrong. I hate to adapt. 577 00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:12,754 Dina, go get that letter. - On it. 578 00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:13,972 - Whoa, whoa, hold on a second. 579 00:20:14,016 --> 00:20:15,800 We just got another memo from Zephra, 580 00:20:15,844 --> 00:20:18,020 and it says we can say "heavenly day" again. 581 00:20:18,063 --> 00:20:19,282 - Well, I didn't get that memo. 582 00:20:19,326 --> 00:20:21,066 Must've been when the servers went down. 583 00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:23,852 - Turns out that corporate got Glenn's email after all, 584 00:20:23,895 --> 00:20:25,375 and it totally changed their minds. 585 00:20:25,419 --> 00:20:26,855 - It did? - You know what? 586 00:20:26,898 --> 00:20:29,684 I-I saw that memo, too. Good job, Glenn. 587 00:20:29,727 --> 00:20:31,294 - Thank you. 588 00:20:31,338 --> 00:20:32,687 - I keep refreshing, but there's nothing. 589 00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:34,428 What time was it sent? - Don't know, Dina. 590 00:20:34,471 --> 00:20:36,778 But what I do know is we can say "have a heavenly day" now, 591 00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:38,170 and that's a great thing 592 00:20:38,214 --> 00:20:40,651 because that means we don't have to go crazy. 593 00:20:42,349 --> 00:20:44,307 - Oh, oh, yes. 594 00:20:44,351 --> 00:20:45,787 Now that you say that, 595 00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:47,963 I realize I have also received and read that email. 596 00:20:48,006 --> 00:20:49,660 - I guess this old dog's 597 00:20:49,704 --> 00:20:51,836 got a little fight left in him, huh? 598 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,751 Who's doing the mind control now? 599 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,405 - [chuckles] - [chuckles] 600 00:20:55,449 --> 00:20:59,235 Well, I hope you all have a heavenly day. 601 00:21:01,455 --> 00:21:03,326 - That memo was fake, right? - 100%. 602 00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:04,980 - Oh, I'm just gonna double-check 603 00:21:05,023 --> 00:21:07,809 that I am on the email list. 604 00:21:07,852 --> 00:21:09,376 - Nice job. 605 00:21:09,419 --> 00:21:11,813 - Yep, sometimes people just need to hear the right lie 606 00:21:11,856 --> 00:21:13,815 to move on with their lives. - Hmm. 607 00:21:13,858 --> 00:21:16,165 But--but not with me. 608 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,688 That happened, right, the dinner? 609 00:21:17,732 --> 00:21:20,430 That wasn't just a lie I needed to hear? 610 00:21:20,474 --> 00:21:21,910 - Later.