1 00:00:04,112 --> 00:00:06,375 - Okay, those of you who were working 2 00:00:06,418 --> 00:00:08,638 the day that Carol was electrocuted by the robot, 3 00:00:08,681 --> 00:00:10,944 you're gonna be deposed by Carol's lawyer today. 4 00:00:10,988 --> 00:00:13,469 - Now, Cloud 9's lawyer will also be present. 5 00:00:13,512 --> 00:00:16,167 He advises we answer every question honestly 6 00:00:16,211 --> 00:00:18,474 but try and downplay their liability. 7 00:00:18,517 --> 00:00:22,695 So, feel free to get creative walking that perjury line. 8 00:00:22,739 --> 00:00:24,958 - How much is Cloud 9 gonna have to pay Carol? 9 00:00:25,002 --> 00:00:27,048 - Oh, I heard about a guy who got his butt sliced off 10 00:00:27,091 --> 00:00:28,571 when a shelf fell. 11 00:00:28,614 --> 00:00:29,920 Voop! 10 million. 12 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:31,443 - What? - No, no-- 13 00:00:31,487 --> 00:00:32,705 [all murmuring] - Dang, that's a nice payday. 14 00:00:32,749 --> 00:00:34,707 - I'm sorry--a guy got his butt sliced off, 15 00:00:34,751 --> 00:00:36,579 and we didn't hear about it in the news? 16 00:00:36,622 --> 00:00:40,061 - Wait, so Carol could get $10 million? 17 00:00:40,104 --> 00:00:41,845 - [laughing] Okay. That makes sense. 18 00:00:41,888 --> 00:00:43,455 T-the world makes sense. 19 00:00:43,499 --> 00:00:45,501 - She'll be able to do that thing where you buy a car 20 00:00:45,544 --> 00:00:47,111 and you just drive it once. 21 00:00:47,155 --> 00:00:48,721 Like, when you get to where you're going, 22 00:00:48,765 --> 00:00:50,288 you just toss the keys to whoever and leave. 23 00:00:50,332 --> 00:00:51,463 - No, she's the kinda person 24 00:00:51,507 --> 00:00:53,335 who'd blow it all on exotic animals, 25 00:00:53,378 --> 00:00:55,554 then die broke in the bathroom of a Red Robin. 26 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:58,035 - Carol, you can probably just go start your shift now. 27 00:00:58,079 --> 00:00:59,515 - No, I'm good. 28 00:00:59,558 --> 00:01:01,560 Is this what today's gonna be like, 29 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:03,388 everyone talking about me? 30 00:01:03,432 --> 00:01:06,174 God, I'm gonna hate this! 31 00:01:06,217 --> 00:01:09,177 [upbeat music] 32 00:01:09,220 --> 00:01:12,484 ♪ 33 00:01:12,528 --> 00:01:14,704 - You're looking at a boot? 34 00:01:14,747 --> 00:01:16,880 You're not a boot guy. - [huffs] I know. 35 00:01:16,923 --> 00:01:18,447 Everyone knows that. 36 00:01:18,490 --> 00:01:20,753 But I'm just seeing what's out there, because... 37 00:01:20,797 --> 00:01:23,669 someone's getting their ankle monitor off today! 38 00:01:23,713 --> 00:01:26,281 - Oh, my God, Mateo, that's huge! 39 00:01:26,324 --> 00:01:29,414 - I know, right? Girl, it has sucked! 40 00:01:29,458 --> 00:01:31,416 Feeling like a criminal every time I tied my shoes... 41 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:33,505 - Ooh! Why not get yourself some capri pants, too, 42 00:01:33,549 --> 00:01:35,159 so you can show off your ankle? 43 00:01:35,203 --> 00:01:36,595 - I'd rather go back to jail. 44 00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:37,683 - Excuse me. 45 00:01:37,727 --> 00:01:40,425 Can you help me find Carol Malloon? 46 00:01:40,469 --> 00:01:42,384 I'm her attorney, Hannah Connelly? 47 00:01:42,427 --> 00:01:43,950 - Well, hear this. 48 00:01:43,994 --> 00:01:46,779 Carol's gonna do everything she can to pin this on me, 49 00:01:46,823 --> 00:01:49,304 but if she wants to make this ugly, 50 00:01:49,347 --> 00:01:52,133 I will drag it all the way to hell! 51 00:01:53,569 --> 00:01:54,918 - I think she's in floral. 52 00:01:54,961 --> 00:01:56,398 On your left, just ahead towards the register. 53 00:01:56,441 --> 00:01:58,356 - Okay. Thank you. 54 00:01:58,400 --> 00:01:59,966 Mateo, softly: Okay. 55 00:02:00,010 --> 00:02:01,881 - Oh, hey, Glenn. 56 00:02:01,925 --> 00:02:04,580 You're, uh, dripping something green there, buddy. 57 00:02:04,623 --> 00:02:06,321 - Ah! This is the third stress ball 58 00:02:06,364 --> 00:02:08,497 I blasted through today. 59 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:11,935 - Wow. Maybe today should be more of a Koosh day for you. 60 00:02:11,978 --> 00:02:13,415 - It's just these depositions. 61 00:02:13,458 --> 00:02:15,112 You know, lawyers make me anxious. 62 00:02:15,156 --> 00:02:17,245 - It's nothing to worry about. You know, maybe it would help 63 00:02:17,288 --> 00:02:18,507 if we practiced a little bit. 64 00:02:18,550 --> 00:02:20,596 - Oh, yeah, good idea. Okay. 65 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:22,598 So you be me, and I'll be the lawyer. 66 00:02:22,641 --> 00:02:25,209 - Uh, maybe you should be you. 67 00:02:25,253 --> 00:02:27,168 - 'Cause I'll be me in the deposition. 68 00:02:27,211 --> 00:02:29,257 Okay. Good catch. 69 00:02:29,822 --> 00:02:32,303 - Hey, Dina, did ya see? Lazer Maze finally reopened. 70 00:02:32,347 --> 00:02:33,478 - Yeah! Took 'em long enough. 71 00:02:33,522 --> 00:02:35,263 What, one black light falls on a kid, 72 00:02:35,306 --> 00:02:37,090 and you have to close for a year? 73 00:02:37,134 --> 00:02:38,614 - Well, COVID... 74 00:02:38,657 --> 00:02:41,138 - Oh, right. Well, listen. We should go later tonight. 75 00:02:41,182 --> 00:02:43,271 - Yeah. And there's that Mediterranean place next door. 76 00:02:43,314 --> 00:02:44,489 We could fuel up first. 77 00:02:44,533 --> 00:02:46,317 I mean, if that's...cool. 78 00:02:46,361 --> 00:02:47,492 - Why wouldn't it be? 79 00:02:47,536 --> 00:02:49,233 Because of my views on the Greeks? 80 00:02:49,277 --> 00:02:50,843 - What? No. I'm just trying to be good 81 00:02:50,887 --> 00:02:52,541 about the boundaries that you and Brian set up. 82 00:02:52,584 --> 00:02:54,020 - Oh, no, it's not like a date. 83 00:02:54,064 --> 00:02:55,805 As long as whatever we're doing ends in sex, 84 00:02:55,848 --> 00:02:58,373 it's like the laser tag is just extended foreplay. 85 00:02:58,416 --> 00:03:00,505 - Right. Foreplay surrounded by teenagers 86 00:03:00,549 --> 00:03:02,203 and cardboard aliens. 87 00:03:02,246 --> 00:03:04,335 I been turned on by worse. - Me, too. 88 00:03:04,379 --> 00:03:06,119 - Okay, state your name for the record. 89 00:03:06,163 --> 00:03:07,686 - Glenn Sturgis. 90 00:03:08,557 --> 00:03:10,994 Why are you writing that down? That's the right answer. 91 00:03:11,037 --> 00:03:13,344 - No, no, this is what lawyers do--they might take notes. 92 00:03:13,388 --> 00:03:15,085 But you can't let that distract you. 93 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:16,782 - Oh, mind games! 94 00:03:16,826 --> 00:03:18,349 Oh, okay, well, 95 00:03:18,393 --> 00:03:20,351 sure, yeah--game on. 96 00:03:20,395 --> 00:03:22,310 Check and mate. Ohh... 97 00:03:22,353 --> 00:03:25,313 - Sure. Also, they might let a quiet moment hang 98 00:03:25,356 --> 00:03:27,140 after you've answered a question. 99 00:03:27,184 --> 00:03:28,577 Silences are uncomfortable, 100 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:30,666 and so people will try to fill them 101 00:03:30,709 --> 00:03:32,450 and then end up saying more. 102 00:03:32,494 --> 00:03:34,844 - Oh, okay. Got it. No problem. 103 00:03:39,109 --> 00:03:40,850 Ha. What is this? 104 00:03:40,893 --> 00:03:43,766 Are you doing it now? 105 00:03:46,595 --> 00:03:48,945 Are you mad at me? Did you find out 106 00:03:48,988 --> 00:03:50,729 that I accidentally hit your car in the parking lot? 107 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:53,254 Because it was just a scratch! 108 00:03:53,297 --> 00:03:55,734 You think you're so perfect, you know? 109 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:58,911 Well, I used to have a body like that once. 110 00:03:58,955 --> 00:04:02,088 [huffs] So, you know, so check out your future, 111 00:04:02,132 --> 00:04:04,700 you fart face! 112 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:08,965 - Okay. So, some things to work on. 113 00:04:12,621 --> 00:04:14,318 [knocks twice] - Hey, Mateo, it's Eugene. 114 00:04:14,362 --> 00:04:16,407 This is what I look like in a mask. 115 00:04:16,451 --> 00:04:18,148 - Yeah, I can tell it's you. Hi. 116 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:19,758 - I got a subpoena. 117 00:04:19,802 --> 00:04:22,283 I guess 'cause the lawyers think I'm Glenn's assistant 118 00:04:22,326 --> 00:04:23,414 and wanna depose me? 119 00:04:23,458 --> 00:04:25,764 - Oh, crap. Right. 120 00:04:25,808 --> 00:04:27,505 - Don't worry. I'm just gonna go in there 121 00:04:27,549 --> 00:04:29,725 and explain our situation-- how, on paper, you know, 122 00:04:29,768 --> 00:04:31,204 you still work in the Vision Center 123 00:04:31,248 --> 00:04:32,728 and I'm "Glenn's assistant." 124 00:04:32,771 --> 00:04:34,599 - What? No. Eugene, you can't. 125 00:04:34,643 --> 00:04:37,907 Our arrangement isn't exactly...above board. 126 00:04:37,950 --> 00:04:41,040 Just...pretend you're Glenn's assistant. 127 00:04:41,084 --> 00:04:43,739 - But if I lie under oath, they'll send me to jail. 128 00:04:43,782 --> 00:04:46,132 - If you tell them the truth, it's gonna ruin my whole life. 129 00:04:46,176 --> 00:04:47,786 Please? 130 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:49,788 I'm supposed to get my ankle monitor off today. 131 00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:51,660 I might even be a boot guy now. 132 00:04:51,703 --> 00:04:54,184 - You're not a boot guy. - People change! 133 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:55,794 Whatever. You can't go in there. 134 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:58,144 - Well, I kinda have to 'cause of the subpoena, 135 00:04:58,188 --> 00:05:02,975 but I'll them that you really don't wanna be in trouble. 136 00:05:03,019 --> 00:05:04,368 - Hey. 137 00:05:04,412 --> 00:05:06,283 You gotta do what you believe is right. 138 00:05:06,327 --> 00:05:08,067 - Right. - Why don't you stay here, 139 00:05:08,111 --> 00:05:09,895 and I'll go see if they're ready for you. 140 00:05:09,939 --> 00:05:11,332 - Okay. 141 00:05:18,817 --> 00:05:21,559 Eugene? Did you lock me out? 142 00:05:21,603 --> 00:05:23,996 - No! I didn't even touch the door! 143 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,477 - Oh, no! 144 00:05:26,521 --> 00:05:28,610 The door must be stuck! 145 00:05:30,046 --> 00:05:31,830 - Hey, Dina, Brett wants to go home 146 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:34,137 because of his sciatica? Is that a real thing, 147 00:05:34,180 --> 00:05:36,139 or is it like when Isaac needed Friday off 148 00:05:36,182 --> 00:05:38,010 for an appointment with his Mandalorian? 149 00:05:38,054 --> 00:05:39,403 - Hang on. What do you think's going on 150 00:05:39,447 --> 00:05:41,144 between Garrett and that woman? 151 00:05:41,187 --> 00:05:43,494 - Uh ...don't know. Looks like he's helping 152 00:05:43,538 --> 00:05:45,453 some girl with a dead tree. 153 00:05:45,496 --> 00:05:46,845 - Yeah, but it seemed like she was laughing. 154 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:48,281 If anything, he should be laughing at her 155 00:05:48,325 --> 00:05:49,413 for that ridiculous return. 156 00:05:49,457 --> 00:05:51,676 - Oh, my God. Are you jealous? 157 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,896 - What? No, I'm dating Brian. 158 00:05:53,939 --> 00:05:55,201 - I don't know. You and Garrett 159 00:05:55,245 --> 00:05:57,029 have been hanging out a lot lately, so... 160 00:05:57,073 --> 00:05:59,510 kinda feels like you guys "like" like each other. 161 00:05:59,554 --> 00:06:01,773 - No, we don't "like" like each other 162 00:06:01,817 --> 00:06:03,688 because we're not 12-year-olds at archery camp. 163 00:06:03,732 --> 00:06:05,560 We are adults in a complex relationship 164 00:06:05,603 --> 00:06:07,300 where I am the hinge between a romantic primary 165 00:06:07,344 --> 00:06:08,780 and a sexual secondary. 166 00:06:08,824 --> 00:06:10,782 - I've never been a hinge before. 167 00:06:10,826 --> 00:06:12,741 Well, one time, the exterminator walked in on us 168 00:06:12,784 --> 00:06:15,526 and, like, kinda lingered, but I guess that doesn't count. 169 00:06:15,570 --> 00:06:17,180 - No. That's just exterminators. 170 00:06:17,223 --> 00:06:18,442 Jesus! What is this-- 171 00:06:18,486 --> 00:06:20,879 Ladies' Night at Customer Service? 172 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:22,446 - On the day of the incident, 173 00:06:22,490 --> 00:06:24,056 Glenn Sturgis was floor supervisor. 174 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:25,754 - Yes, he was. 175 00:06:25,797 --> 00:06:27,277 - To the best of your knowledge, 176 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,801 did Mr. Sturgis make any modifications to the robot? 177 00:06:29,845 --> 00:06:31,716 - Uh, no, Glenn would never do anything like that. 178 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,023 Glenn's a bit of a technophobe, you know? 179 00:06:34,066 --> 00:06:36,678 He keeps his radio dialed to the Christmas station 180 00:06:36,721 --> 00:06:38,506 all year round 'cause he's worried 181 00:06:38,549 --> 00:06:40,246 he's not gonna be able to find his way back. 182 00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:41,639 - So it's your understanding 183 00:06:41,683 --> 00:06:43,598 that he generally avoided the robot. 184 00:06:43,641 --> 00:06:45,556 - Oh, absolutely. 185 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,036 - So that would include performing 186 00:06:47,079 --> 00:06:50,256 the required maintenance and software updates. 187 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:52,215 - Uh ...m sorry? 188 00:06:52,258 --> 00:06:55,087 - That's the responsibility of a floor supervisor. 189 00:06:56,219 --> 00:06:58,482 - Oh, uh...huh. 190 00:06:58,526 --> 00:07:01,572 I...[funny voice] I did not know that. 191 00:07:01,616 --> 00:07:04,488 - A skipped or improperly performed update 192 00:07:04,532 --> 00:07:06,447 could have resulted in the electrocution 193 00:07:06,490 --> 00:07:09,014 of my client, so... 194 00:07:09,058 --> 00:07:10,755 - Yeah, well, I-I mean, I'm sure Glenn 195 00:07:10,799 --> 00:07:12,453 tried to do the updates. 196 00:07:15,238 --> 00:07:17,022 [shaky inhale] 197 00:07:17,066 --> 00:07:19,503 Thi--this is not like to--to, you know, 198 00:07:19,547 --> 00:07:21,766 fill the silence... or whatever. 199 00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:24,029 But just to say it, shouldn't there have been 200 00:07:24,073 --> 00:07:26,292 like a technician or something involved? 201 00:07:26,336 --> 00:07:29,121 I mean, I feel like it's unfair to expect somebody like Glenn-- 202 00:07:29,165 --> 00:07:31,341 - "Somebody like Glenn." 203 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:33,299 Is there a competence issue? 204 00:07:33,343 --> 00:07:34,518 - No! No, no! 205 00:07:34,562 --> 00:07:36,825 Glenn is--can be... 206 00:07:36,868 --> 00:07:39,871 uh, competent, uh, in--in a lot of ways. 207 00:07:39,915 --> 00:07:41,917 Could--do you wanna-- do you wanna jump in here? 208 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:45,094 - This lawsuit is against the Cloud 9 corporation. 209 00:07:45,137 --> 00:07:47,531 But it sounds like you're saying 210 00:07:47,575 --> 00:07:49,664 that Mr. Sturgis, as an individual, 211 00:07:49,707 --> 00:07:51,883 is responsible for the injury. 212 00:07:51,927 --> 00:07:53,189 - It's not your turn to ask questions. 213 00:07:53,232 --> 00:07:55,496 - Thank you. - But I like that question. 214 00:07:55,539 --> 00:07:57,933 So I'll ask it. - I--objection. 215 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:02,241 O-overruled. Yeah. Yeah. 216 00:08:05,201 --> 00:08:07,246 - You know what? I can take care of this for you. 217 00:08:07,290 --> 00:08:08,378 Why don't you just pick out 218 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:09,814 a different size? - Trying to get her into 219 00:08:09,858 --> 00:08:11,294 something more form-fitting? Man, Customer Service 220 00:08:11,337 --> 00:08:12,904 is just your own sick little candy store, isn't it? 221 00:08:12,948 --> 00:08:15,080 - Uh...and bereavement cards are on aisle three. 222 00:08:15,124 --> 00:08:17,692 I'm sorry about your sister. 223 00:08:17,735 --> 00:08:20,477 What was that? Did you really think I was flirting with her? 224 00:08:20,521 --> 00:08:22,697 - Well, it looked like there was less blood in your face. 225 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:24,568 It had to go somewhere. - I was being pleasant. 226 00:08:24,612 --> 00:08:26,527 And even if I was flirting with her, who cares? 227 00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:28,224 We're not dating, so I can flirt with 228 00:08:28,267 --> 00:08:29,617 or date whoever I want. 229 00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:31,401 - No, totally. I mean, if that's... 230 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,142 what you want, then knock yourself out. 231 00:08:33,185 --> 00:08:34,578 Date a hundred women. 232 00:08:34,622 --> 00:08:36,754 - And you wouldn't have a problem with that, right? 233 00:08:36,798 --> 00:08:38,451 - No! No, I'd be fine. 234 00:08:38,495 --> 00:08:40,192 You'd be the person with the problem, 235 00:08:40,236 --> 00:08:42,325 because you're so bad with names. 236 00:08:42,368 --> 00:08:44,022 Regardless, I'm fine, you're fine. 237 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:45,894 That lady can throw it around as much as she wants. 238 00:08:45,937 --> 00:08:47,069 We're all fine! 239 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:48,766 [loudly] Anyway... 240 00:08:51,552 --> 00:08:53,554 - Hey! I got you a little congratulations gift 241 00:08:53,597 --> 00:08:55,207 for getting your ankle monitor off-- 242 00:08:55,251 --> 00:08:56,731 some fun socks! 243 00:08:56,774 --> 00:08:59,168 - Okay, great. Just drop 'em on the ground and walk away. 244 00:08:59,211 --> 00:09:01,736 Thanks so much. - Aw, man, fun socks? 245 00:09:01,779 --> 00:09:03,172 Takes me a pic! 246 00:09:03,215 --> 00:09:05,566 - Why is Eugene in your office? 247 00:09:05,609 --> 00:09:07,263 - [loudly] Eugene got stuck! 248 00:09:07,306 --> 00:09:08,743 Apparently, my door got jammed. 249 00:09:08,786 --> 00:09:10,875 [softly] He was gonna blab to the lawyers 250 00:09:10,919 --> 00:09:12,094 about our work arrangement. 251 00:09:12,137 --> 00:09:13,443 - So you kidnapped him? 252 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,184 - No! You can't be kidnapped 253 00:09:15,227 --> 00:09:16,751 if you don't know you're being kidnapped. 254 00:09:16,794 --> 00:09:18,056 - Oh. Okay. 255 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,841 So what's your plan? 256 00:09:19,884 --> 00:09:21,277 - I don't have one yet! 257 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,452 While you were out there buying socks, 258 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,933 I was busy dealing with this! 259 00:09:24,976 --> 00:09:27,283 Love the socks, by the way. So thoughtful. 260 00:09:27,326 --> 00:09:29,938 - Uh, hey, uh, quick heads up. 261 00:09:29,981 --> 00:09:32,418 It's--it's looking like they're targeting Glenn 262 00:09:32,462 --> 00:09:34,464 to take the fall for Carol's lawsuit. 263 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:35,900 - Ugh. - Yeah! 264 00:09:35,944 --> 00:09:37,249 The lawyer, she's just like-- 265 00:09:37,293 --> 00:09:38,947 like anything you say, she's just gonna twist 266 00:09:38,990 --> 00:09:40,775 to make it sound like Glenn's incompetent. 267 00:09:40,818 --> 00:09:42,733 - What did you say that she twisted? 268 00:09:42,777 --> 00:09:45,954 - Oh, me? Uh, well, f-for me, it was, uh, 269 00:09:45,997 --> 00:09:49,087 I might've--I said something along the lines of Glenn... 270 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:50,654 uh, being incompetent. 271 00:09:50,698 --> 00:09:52,482 - Mm. Don't see how that got twisted. 272 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:53,744 - Jonah, why would you say that? 273 00:09:53,788 --> 00:09:55,441 Glenn can't afford to get sued. 274 00:09:55,485 --> 00:09:57,095 He has a two-year-old, 275 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:59,315 and his health is, like, so bad. 276 00:09:59,358 --> 00:10:00,708 - Yeah. Yeah, got it. Yeah, no. 277 00:10:00,751 --> 00:10:02,448 Stomach cramps on full blast already. 278 00:10:02,492 --> 00:10:04,625 Oh, hey, there's Carol, everybody. 279 00:10:04,668 --> 00:10:06,148 - Hey, Carol, can you talk to your lawyer? 280 00:10:06,191 --> 00:10:07,758 Jonah screwed up royally, 281 00:10:07,802 --> 00:10:09,281 and now she's going after Glenn. 282 00:10:09,325 --> 00:10:10,935 - Oh, no, I hate to hear that. 283 00:10:10,979 --> 00:10:13,503 But gotta let the lawyers do their job, right? 284 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:16,027 Now, what should I name my boat? 285 00:10:16,071 --> 00:10:17,681 I'm leaning toward "Wet Ride," 286 00:10:17,725 --> 00:10:19,378 but I'm open to other ideas. 287 00:10:19,422 --> 00:10:21,685 - Look, all you guys have to do is go in there 288 00:10:21,729 --> 00:10:24,079 and make Glenn sound like he's, you know, 289 00:10:24,122 --> 00:10:26,559 good at his job... which, he is! 290 00:10:29,475 --> 00:10:30,955 - And when the system went down, 291 00:10:30,999 --> 00:10:33,349 Glenn put in everybody's hours for the previous week 292 00:10:33,392 --> 00:10:34,742 from memory. 293 00:10:34,785 --> 00:10:36,265 - Hmm. - And why did the system 294 00:10:36,308 --> 00:10:37,527 go down? - Because somebody 295 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:38,833 spilled juice on the clock-in machine. 296 00:10:38,876 --> 00:10:41,531 - Oh, was there a... child in the back area? 297 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:44,708 - No. It was an adult that was running away with juice 298 00:10:44,752 --> 00:10:46,188 'cause they weren't supposed to be drinking it. 299 00:10:46,231 --> 00:10:49,104 - And this adult was... 300 00:10:49,147 --> 00:10:51,367 - Bad at running with juice. 301 00:10:51,410 --> 00:10:52,890 - Would you say that Glenn Sturgis 302 00:10:52,934 --> 00:10:54,326 is a competent manager? 303 00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:55,719 - Is this off the record, or... 304 00:10:55,763 --> 00:10:57,895 - This is all under oath. - Under--great. 305 00:10:57,939 --> 00:10:59,549 Oh, boy. Okay... 306 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,899 Glenn is... what is Glenn? 307 00:11:01,943 --> 00:11:03,553 Glenn i--you know, ha! 308 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,642 He is--it's--the thing... 309 00:11:05,686 --> 00:11:08,558 the thing is, about him... 310 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,865 - Glenn and I, we're top dogs in this doghouse. 311 00:11:10,908 --> 00:11:12,475 Why? Competence. 312 00:11:12,518 --> 00:11:15,130 Jonah's...the most competent. 313 00:11:15,173 --> 00:11:16,697 Then Dina, obviously. 314 00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:19,047 Preeti is probably up there too. 315 00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:20,309 Uh... 316 00:11:20,352 --> 00:11:22,790 Oh, Mateo. Jeez. Okay. 317 00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:26,097 - Glenn can... handle phone calls, 318 00:11:26,141 --> 00:11:29,579 uh, keep things in binders... 319 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:32,756 Oh! He wears clothes. Uh... 320 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,584 honestly, when you add it up, he can do, like, 321 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,412 probably hundreds of things. 322 00:11:36,455 --> 00:11:39,197 [percussive music] 323 00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:40,895 ♪ 324 00:11:40,938 --> 00:11:43,593 - Uh, I said ...rrett yet? Did I mention Garrett? 325 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:47,249 So there's gonna be Jonah, Dina, Garrett, 326 00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:51,209 Preeti, me-- depending on the week... 327 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:53,603 - Glenn Sturgis is-- 328 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:57,476 [sustained throat sound] Mm... 329 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,130 Could you repeat the question? 330 00:11:59,174 --> 00:12:00,784 - He has a weird voice. 331 00:12:00,828 --> 00:12:03,874 Like...[hoarsely, shrilly] "Okay, everybody..." 332 00:12:03,918 --> 00:12:06,355 - So, Eugene, you're Glenn's assistant. 333 00:12:06,398 --> 00:12:08,792 - Eugene O'Malley is Glenn's assistant, yes. 334 00:12:08,836 --> 00:12:11,577 - Oh, well, you can just say "I." 335 00:12:11,621 --> 00:12:14,450 - Eugene O'Malley just thinks a little differently. 336 00:12:14,493 --> 00:12:15,799 - Have you met Alan? 337 00:12:15,843 --> 00:12:17,583 Oh, my God, I forgot about Alan! 338 00:12:17,627 --> 00:12:20,064 Okay, do you have a whiteboard? 339 00:12:20,108 --> 00:12:23,067 - This isn't working. Carol's lawyer is relentless. 340 00:12:23,111 --> 00:12:25,417 W-we can't let them pin it all on Glenn. 341 00:12:25,461 --> 00:12:27,724 - Pin what on me? 342 00:12:29,073 --> 00:12:31,119 Not something, I hope. 343 00:12:31,162 --> 00:12:33,338 [quiet music] 344 00:12:35,601 --> 00:12:36,037 . 345 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,995 - Why is this happening to me? 346 00:12:38,039 --> 00:12:39,518 Why do people think that I'm at fault 347 00:12:39,562 --> 00:12:41,999 for Carol's electrocution? - Uh, well, so, uh, 348 00:12:42,043 --> 00:12:45,263 when I was trying to defend you, 349 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:48,223 uh, we were talking about the robot malfunction, 350 00:12:48,266 --> 00:12:51,139 and I may have suggested that you were... 351 00:12:51,182 --> 00:12:54,707 a little less than 100% competent. 352 00:12:54,751 --> 00:12:56,448 - You said that? 353 00:12:56,492 --> 00:12:57,449 - [softly] Yeah... 354 00:12:57,493 --> 00:12:58,886 - You don't think I'm competent? 355 00:12:58,929 --> 00:13:00,409 - No, Glenn, that's-- 356 00:13:00,452 --> 00:13:01,932 it came out wrong-- - No, no. 357 00:13:01,976 --> 00:13:05,544 I'm--I'm happy to find out what you really think of me. 358 00:13:05,588 --> 00:13:08,069 But I may have to take your picture out of my wallet. 359 00:13:08,112 --> 00:13:10,854 - Glenn, come on. What picture is this again? 360 00:13:10,898 --> 00:13:12,856 - One, two... 361 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:15,337 [thud] Ooh! 362 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:18,949 - Oh, no! I can't believe that didn't work. 363 00:13:18,993 --> 00:13:20,690 - Looks like I'm really stuck, you guys. 364 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:24,259 I think I may have to reschedule my deposition. 365 00:13:25,086 --> 00:13:28,045 - Oh, hey, I just spoke with Carol's lawyer, 366 00:13:28,089 --> 00:13:30,308 and she said Eugene could do his deposition 367 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,223 through the door, if you wanted. 368 00:13:32,267 --> 00:13:33,877 - What? - She gave me the questions 369 00:13:33,921 --> 00:13:35,226 to ask and everything. 370 00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:37,489 He could do his deposition now with us 371 00:13:37,533 --> 00:13:38,708 and be done with it. 372 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,580 - Well, i-it's a little unorthodox, 373 00:13:41,624 --> 00:13:44,018 but I'll allow it. 374 00:13:44,061 --> 00:13:47,499 - Uh, so, the first question is... 375 00:13:49,327 --> 00:13:51,503 Where were you born? - Where was I born? 376 00:13:51,547 --> 00:13:53,070 - Yeah, I know. 377 00:13:53,114 --> 00:13:55,856 It seems like it has nothing to do with Carol's lawsuit. 378 00:13:55,899 --> 00:13:58,293 But that's the first question. 379 00:13:58,336 --> 00:14:01,731 - Well, it's a pretty crazy story, uh... 380 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:05,909 I was born in a hospital in Jefferson City, Missouri. 381 00:14:05,953 --> 00:14:09,739 White mom, white dad. 382 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,915 - Hey, Dina, a lot of people have questions 383 00:14:11,959 --> 00:14:14,048 about this email you sent. - Really? 384 00:14:14,091 --> 00:14:15,832 - "Due to recent complaints, 385 00:14:15,876 --> 00:14:19,053 "employees at Customer Service are hereby off-limits 386 00:14:19,096 --> 00:14:21,098 in regards to flirting and/or dating." 387 00:14:21,142 --> 00:14:22,534 - Which concept are ya fuzzy on? 388 00:14:22,578 --> 00:14:24,232 - Our question is why did you send it? 389 00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:25,668 - Yeah. And did Garrett 390 00:14:25,711 --> 00:14:27,365 like specifically say something about me? 391 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,541 'Cause we've been vibing for a while. 392 00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:32,109 - No. This is just... standard procedure. 393 00:14:32,153 --> 00:14:34,372 From corporate. About dating in the workplace. 394 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,548 I think they just wanna stay a step ahead since it's spring 395 00:14:36,592 --> 00:14:38,594 and, you know, everybody's getting horned up. 396 00:14:38,637 --> 00:14:41,510 - Hmm. Damn. I really thought we were vibing. 397 00:14:42,946 --> 00:14:44,730 - Dina, this email's wack. 398 00:14:44,774 --> 00:14:47,298 Come on, just admit it. You're jealous. 399 00:14:47,342 --> 00:14:48,778 I mean, it makes sense. 400 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,912 Garrett's like a really nice guy and funny and cute. 401 00:14:51,955 --> 00:14:53,565 - Well, he's off-limits, Cheyenne. 402 00:14:53,609 --> 00:14:55,176 I just sent the email. - Okay. 403 00:14:55,219 --> 00:14:57,787 - Sorry. It's just I-- I guess I have been 404 00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,050 spending more time with Garrett and, I don't know, I... 405 00:15:00,094 --> 00:15:01,965 I liked it, I... 406 00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:04,141 I like him. 407 00:15:04,185 --> 00:15:05,969 - Aw. Well, that's great. 408 00:15:06,013 --> 00:15:08,102 Oh, but, yeah, probably confusing. 409 00:15:08,145 --> 00:15:09,886 - Yeah. 'Cause there's still Brian, 410 00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:11,627 who I also like, so... 411 00:15:11,670 --> 00:15:14,282 - Mmm. In tenth grade, I was caught between Bo 412 00:15:14,325 --> 00:15:16,849 and this guy Darius that he used to freestyle rap with. 413 00:15:16,893 --> 00:15:19,374 - What did you do? - I told Bo how I felt, 414 00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:22,029 and then...[laughs] he took a poo in the backseat 415 00:15:22,072 --> 00:15:25,641 of Darius's mom's station wagon. 416 00:15:25,684 --> 00:15:27,556 - Cheyenne, I had such high hopes, 417 00:15:27,599 --> 00:15:30,559 and have truly no idea what to take from that story. 418 00:15:30,602 --> 00:15:32,300 - I 'm just saying that you should tell Garrett 419 00:15:32,343 --> 00:15:34,955 how you feel because maybe he feels the same way. 420 00:15:34,998 --> 00:15:36,391 And if he's not willing 421 00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:38,610 to take a crap in the backseat of Brian's car, 422 00:15:38,654 --> 00:15:42,005 then--pfft-- there's no decision to make. 423 00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:44,181 - And April was kinda fun 424 00:15:44,225 --> 00:15:46,270 because the ducklings were having a tea party, 425 00:15:46,314 --> 00:15:48,359 and, you know, just imagining them 426 00:15:48,403 --> 00:15:50,405 trying to drink that tea with their beaks... 427 00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:52,407 there's no way they got all of it. 428 00:15:54,148 --> 00:15:56,193 - Excuse me. You can't be in here. 429 00:15:56,237 --> 00:15:58,369 - Yeah. I am not leaving 430 00:15:58,413 --> 00:16:00,371 until you hear me out. 431 00:16:00,415 --> 00:16:01,720 - This is totally inappropriate. 432 00:16:01,764 --> 00:16:03,853 - What's inappropriate, Hannah, 433 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,725 is you all trying to squeeze out a big payday 434 00:16:06,769 --> 00:16:08,205 from this good, kind man. 435 00:16:08,249 --> 00:16:09,467 - Jonah-- - No, Glenn, I got this. 436 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,078 Look at your ducklings. 437 00:16:11,121 --> 00:16:13,384 Sir, could you point to the motherboard 438 00:16:13,428 --> 00:16:15,517 on this robot for me? 439 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,693 - No, I can't. - No, you can't. 440 00:16:17,736 --> 00:16:20,870 Hannah, can you update the sim card on the robot? 441 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,306 - No. - No?! 442 00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:23,916 Huh! That's interesting. 443 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,528 Because you all have had the exact same amount of training 444 00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:28,356 that Cloud 9 gives its floor supervisors-- 445 00:16:28,399 --> 00:16:30,010 - Jonah, I did it. 446 00:16:30,053 --> 00:16:31,228 - S-sorry? 447 00:16:31,272 --> 00:16:33,056 - Well, not at first, 448 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,276 but I watched hours of online videos 449 00:16:35,319 --> 00:16:37,321 and eventually, I figured it out. 450 00:16:37,365 --> 00:16:39,193 That's what I was just showing them. 451 00:16:39,236 --> 00:16:41,543 I kept records of everything-- every update, 452 00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:43,327 every new hardware install-- 453 00:16:43,371 --> 00:16:44,894 it's all right here in my calendar. 454 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:48,158 I did everything that corporate asked me to do. 455 00:16:48,202 --> 00:16:50,247 So I don't know what happened with Carol, 456 00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:52,641 but it is not on me. 457 00:16:52,684 --> 00:16:55,948 Anyway, if there are no further questions, 458 00:16:55,992 --> 00:16:59,300 I have been nervously holding my pee for six hours, 459 00:16:59,343 --> 00:17:01,258 so I really need to get to a men's room. 460 00:17:01,302 --> 00:17:02,868 Oh, and Jonah, 461 00:17:02,912 --> 00:17:05,915 I don't think I'll be needing your help with that either. 462 00:17:08,004 --> 00:17:09,658 - Glenn, you-- 463 00:17:12,008 --> 00:17:13,966 I-I'm not going to help-- 464 00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:14,924 It's--it's-- 465 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:17,883 Good day. 466 00:17:20,843 --> 00:17:23,106 [lightly edgy music] 467 00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:24,151 - Jonah. 468 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:29,199 - Glenn, hey, look, I-- I'm sorry. 469 00:17:29,243 --> 00:17:33,203 I should never have implied that you were incompetent. 470 00:17:35,466 --> 00:17:38,600 You've been doing this for a long time, and... 471 00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:41,081 and I should have respected that. 472 00:17:42,734 --> 00:17:45,085 - Wow. Silence really works. 473 00:17:45,128 --> 00:17:48,175 I just said "Jonah," and you completely unloaded. 474 00:17:48,218 --> 00:17:49,437 - No, but Glenn, I-I mean it. 475 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,003 I-I should have known that of course 476 00:17:51,047 --> 00:17:53,049 you followed all the protocols and maintenance. 477 00:17:53,093 --> 00:17:55,486 - Mm. - I trust you. 478 00:17:55,530 --> 00:17:56,618 - Aw. 479 00:17:56,661 --> 00:17:58,707 Prove it. 480 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,143 - What? 481 00:18:00,187 --> 00:18:02,189 - If you trust me, then you should have no problem 482 00:18:02,232 --> 00:18:04,234 sticking your hand inside that robot. 483 00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:09,544 - Uh, okay, yeah. Yeah! 484 00:18:09,587 --> 00:18:10,980 I will do that, 485 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,635 because I trust that you made it safe. 486 00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:15,724 - Mm-hmm. - Carol only got hurt 487 00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:17,726 because she used a screwdriver, right? 488 00:18:17,769 --> 00:18:19,945 So, uh, yeah, I will do that 489 00:18:19,989 --> 00:18:21,904 and--and--and let you know how it goes. 490 00:18:21,947 --> 00:18:23,384 - Right now's good. 491 00:18:25,081 --> 00:18:27,562 Yeah. Yeah! Great. 492 00:18:27,605 --> 00:18:29,216 Yeah. 493 00:18:30,173 --> 00:18:32,088 Yeah. This feels good. This is-- 494 00:18:32,132 --> 00:18:34,395 this feels--aah, [bleep]! - Oh! 495 00:18:34,438 --> 00:18:35,657 I am so-- - Aah! 496 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,224 - That should not have happened! 497 00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:38,660 - [bleep]! - What is wrong with this-- 498 00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:41,358 Aah! God! Fudge! 499 00:18:43,099 --> 00:18:45,362 - Hey, uh, maybe we should talk about some things. 500 00:18:45,406 --> 00:18:47,408 - Oh, yeah, I'll start. Why did I hear 501 00:18:47,451 --> 00:18:49,410 from multiple people that I used to date 502 00:18:49,453 --> 00:18:53,109 that you emailed them and said that we couldn't talk anymore? 503 00:18:53,153 --> 00:18:55,242 - Yeah, here's the thing. Um... 504 00:18:55,285 --> 00:18:58,201 our situation has gotten a little complicated-- 505 00:18:58,245 --> 00:19:00,029 - Okay, well, I'll make it less complicated--I'm done. 506 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,465 - What? - Look, 507 00:19:01,509 --> 00:19:03,598 I knew this thing was gonna be fun and weird, 508 00:19:03,641 --> 00:19:05,948 but I was really hoping that fun would win. 509 00:19:05,991 --> 00:19:08,124 Turns out, it's a blowout for weird. 510 00:19:10,126 --> 00:19:11,736 - Fine with me. 511 00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:13,129 I'm with Brian, so... 512 00:19:13,173 --> 00:19:15,479 Uh, I'm still gonna go to laser tag tonight, 513 00:19:15,523 --> 00:19:18,482 so if you go, maybe we should do different slots, whatever. 514 00:19:21,398 --> 00:19:23,618 - Okay. They left the break room. 515 00:19:23,661 --> 00:19:26,403 The Cloud 9 lawyer said it was "feeling like a wings night," 516 00:19:26,447 --> 00:19:28,188 so I think he's leaving. 517 00:19:28,231 --> 00:19:30,799 - Eugene? Sandra and I are gonna try 518 00:19:30,842 --> 00:19:33,323 one more thing, okay? 519 00:19:35,847 --> 00:19:37,980 [both groaning, grunting] - I think we're getting close! 520 00:19:38,023 --> 00:19:39,329 - Pull harder, Sandra! 521 00:19:39,373 --> 00:19:40,983 - Okay! 522 00:19:41,026 --> 00:19:42,114 [escalating groans] 523 00:19:42,158 --> 00:19:44,247 - Ah! - Ah! Whoa! 524 00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:46,728 Sandra: Did you... redecorate? 525 00:19:46,771 --> 00:19:49,948 - Yep. I felt so bad keeping Mateo from his work. 526 00:19:49,992 --> 00:19:53,082 I'm no gay guy, but I hope you like it. 527 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,866 - Thanks, Eugene. 528 00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:56,259 - See ya. 529 00:19:56,303 --> 00:19:57,869 - Wow! 530 00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:01,525 Hey. 531 00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:03,048 Don't feel guilty. 532 00:20:03,092 --> 00:20:04,876 You're getting your ankle monitor off! 533 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,443 - [sighs] - And all Eugene knows 534 00:20:06,487 --> 00:20:08,271 is that the door was stuck and he got to 535 00:20:08,315 --> 00:20:10,491 redecorate an office. - Right. You're right. 536 00:20:10,534 --> 00:20:12,623 [laughs] And I mean, he was barely kidnapped. 537 00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:16,497 We didn't ask for a ransom or do anything to his nipples. 538 00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:18,890 - I don't know--I think you're gonna need more than sanitizer. 539 00:20:18,934 --> 00:20:21,763 - Big deposition fan, huh? 540 00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:24,113 - I...sorry about all that. 541 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,375 - Naw, it was fun. 542 00:20:25,419 --> 00:20:27,159 It was kind of like being in a haunted house. 543 00:20:27,203 --> 00:20:29,074 I kept waiting for you to pop out from somewhere else. 544 00:20:29,118 --> 00:20:30,554 [both laugh] 545 00:20:30,598 --> 00:20:33,383 - Look, I was just trying to protect Glenn. 546 00:20:33,427 --> 00:20:35,777 - From the big, mean lawyer trying to get her payday. 547 00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:37,866 Look, I get it. I get it. 548 00:20:37,909 --> 00:20:39,868 But you should know I'm not some 549 00:20:39,911 --> 00:20:43,175 sleazy ambulance chaser with her face on every bus. 550 00:20:43,219 --> 00:20:45,221 - I never-- - I mean, my face is on one bus 551 00:20:45,265 --> 00:20:47,919 but I had to do it-- that's the industry. 552 00:20:47,963 --> 00:20:49,399 I was just doing my job. - No, I know. 553 00:20:49,443 --> 00:20:51,749 And I was just... embarrassing myself. 554 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,403 - Big time! - Yeah. 555 00:20:53,447 --> 00:20:56,319 - [laughs] I-I thought it was kind of sweet, actually. 556 00:20:56,363 --> 00:20:57,886 - Hannah! 557 00:20:57,929 --> 00:21:00,584 Let's go get margs, girl! - Oh, yeah! 558 00:21:00,628 --> 00:21:02,020 - You're buying! 559 00:21:02,064 --> 00:21:03,674 - Oh, my God, she is the worst. 560 00:21:03,718 --> 00:21:05,850 - [chuckles] - You didn't hear me say that. 561 00:21:05,894 --> 00:21:08,505 - Oh, no, of course not. 562 00:21:08,549 --> 00:21:10,551 Hey, uh, Hannah, um, 563 00:21:10,594 --> 00:21:13,249 let me know if you have any other... 564 00:21:13,293 --> 00:21:15,033 depositions I can crash. 565 00:21:15,077 --> 00:21:16,905 - Oh, yeah. 566 00:21:16,948 --> 00:21:19,211 I'll see what I can do, Mr. Simms. 567 00:21:19,255 --> 00:21:22,954 [light music]