1 00:00:05,374 --> 00:00:07,767 - Again, we're only open for curbside pickup today. 2 00:00:07,811 --> 00:00:10,335 There won't be any customers in this store, 3 00:00:10,379 --> 00:00:12,685 so we get to go nuts. 4 00:00:12,729 --> 00:00:14,600 Deep cleaning! Yay! 5 00:00:14,644 --> 00:00:16,863 - Think about it like it's a storewide cavity search. 6 00:00:16,907 --> 00:00:20,432 It's store 1217's turn to spread its cheeks. 7 00:00:20,476 --> 00:00:21,955 - Or think of it as a deep cleaning. 8 00:00:21,999 --> 00:00:23,827 Pretty clear, really. - So what? 9 00:00:23,870 --> 00:00:26,308 Now we have to do a deep clean, like, every year? 10 00:00:26,351 --> 00:00:28,788 - Yeah, one deep clean a year during a pandemic 11 00:00:28,832 --> 00:00:30,355 does sound a little excessive. 12 00:00:30,399 --> 00:00:32,662 - Wow. How has it been a year already? 13 00:00:32,705 --> 00:00:35,099 But also, how has it only been a year? 14 00:00:35,143 --> 00:00:36,883 - A whole year wasted. 15 00:00:36,927 --> 00:00:39,364 Jerry and I never even got to go on our honeymoon. 16 00:00:39,408 --> 00:00:41,540 I had to freeze my edible lingerie. 17 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:43,412 - Mom, that's gross. - Oh, sorry. 18 00:00:43,455 --> 00:00:45,240 - It's like our whole lives are just on hold. 19 00:00:45,283 --> 00:00:46,371 - Welcome to my world. 20 00:00:46,415 --> 00:00:47,720 Try waiting around to see 21 00:00:47,764 --> 00:00:49,853 if you're gonna get kicked out of the country. 22 00:00:49,896 --> 00:00:51,159 But I do miss brunch. 23 00:00:51,202 --> 00:00:53,726 - Remember ordering a pancake for the table? 24 00:00:55,076 --> 00:00:56,381 - You guys aren't gonna believe this, 25 00:00:56,425 --> 00:00:57,730 but I was almost sad 26 00:00:57,774 --> 00:00:59,689 that we didn't have our staff Christmas party. 27 00:00:59,732 --> 00:01:01,734 - Aw! - But I guess we're all used 28 00:01:01,778 --> 00:01:03,693 to stuff getting canceled by now. 29 00:01:05,216 --> 00:01:07,566 - Wait, not everything has to be canceled. 30 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:10,961 We're gonna have that Christmas party today! 31 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:14,051 - I do have a little leftover eggnog in my locker. 32 00:01:14,095 --> 00:01:15,487 - You keep it, 'cause Garrett and I 33 00:01:15,531 --> 00:01:17,010 are gonna take care of everything. 34 00:01:17,054 --> 00:01:18,403 - What--what am I doing? - Oh. 35 00:01:18,447 --> 00:01:19,883 I just assumed you'd want to help 36 00:01:19,926 --> 00:01:22,407 because you missed the Christmas party so much. 37 00:01:22,451 --> 00:01:24,627 Oh, unless you had your heart set on cleaning? 38 00:01:24,670 --> 00:01:26,194 - Neither of those sound appealing, 39 00:01:26,237 --> 00:01:28,152 but I'll go with the one with a lower chance 40 00:01:28,196 --> 00:01:29,936 of finding another severed foot. 41 00:01:29,980 --> 00:01:31,242 - Okay, so you... 42 00:01:31,286 --> 00:01:32,765 - The party. I'll help plan the party. 43 00:01:32,809 --> 00:01:33,766 - Whoo-hoo! 44 00:01:36,813 --> 00:01:38,684 ♪ 45 00:01:41,687 --> 00:01:46,649 ♪ 46 00:01:48,477 --> 00:01:51,132 - You know what? This is nice. 47 00:01:51,175 --> 00:01:53,090 - Uh, what's nice? - Just us. 48 00:01:53,134 --> 00:01:54,744 Back to being platonic friends. 49 00:01:54,787 --> 00:01:57,181 Brian and I back to being a traditional one-on-one. 50 00:01:57,225 --> 00:01:58,704 Well, not completely traditional. 51 00:01:58,748 --> 00:02:00,706 We're going through batteries like crazy. 52 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:02,273 - Mm-hmm. 53 00:02:02,317 --> 00:02:04,971 - I just love how not awkward this all is. 54 00:02:05,015 --> 00:02:07,409 - Mm-hmm. You know what really makes it not awkward? 55 00:02:07,452 --> 00:02:09,280 Saying that. - Totally. 56 00:02:09,324 --> 00:02:10,629 Yeah, same page. Same page. 57 00:02:12,631 --> 00:02:15,547 Well, I will see you at our next interaction, friend-o! 58 00:02:19,247 --> 00:02:20,944 - So who is she? 59 00:02:20,987 --> 00:02:23,599 You have a very obvious flirty texting face. 60 00:02:23,642 --> 00:02:24,991 - Okay. 61 00:02:25,035 --> 00:02:26,297 Keep it on the down low, 62 00:02:26,341 --> 00:02:28,691 but, uh, Carol's lawyer, Hannah, 63 00:02:28,734 --> 00:02:30,301 followed me on Instagram last week, 64 00:02:30,345 --> 00:02:32,521 and we've been kind of DMing. 65 00:02:32,564 --> 00:02:34,436 - Oh, my God, you're dating outside the store? 66 00:02:34,479 --> 00:02:36,220 I'm so proud of you. 67 00:02:36,264 --> 00:02:38,788 - Well, nothing has actually happened yet, 68 00:02:38,831 --> 00:02:40,355 but she said that she has to come in 69 00:02:40,398 --> 00:02:41,878 to get Carol's signature on something, 70 00:02:41,921 --> 00:02:44,533 so I'm thinking I might ask her out. 71 00:02:44,576 --> 00:02:46,230 - Aw! 72 00:02:46,274 --> 00:02:48,319 Go...get 'em, tiger. 73 00:02:48,363 --> 00:02:49,668 I don't know. 74 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:51,235 What do straight boys say? 75 00:02:51,279 --> 00:02:53,933 - No, I mean, you nailed it. That's exactly what we say. 76 00:02:53,977 --> 00:02:55,587 Aw, shoot. 77 00:02:55,631 --> 00:02:58,242 An order just came in for Ron and Connie Sosa. 78 00:02:58,286 --> 00:02:59,852 I mean, they didn't even really like me 79 00:02:59,896 --> 00:03:02,942 when we were together, so this is gonna be really awkward. 80 00:03:02,986 --> 00:03:05,336 - Well, then let me do it. 81 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:07,120 - Really? - Yeah. 82 00:03:07,164 --> 00:03:08,513 You know, I barely met them. 83 00:03:08,557 --> 00:03:10,167 Eric introduced me on a family Zoom once, 84 00:03:10,211 --> 00:03:12,430 but then his uncle revealed he had a secret family, 85 00:03:12,474 --> 00:03:14,127 so it just went off the rails. 86 00:03:14,171 --> 00:03:15,477 - What? - Yeah. 87 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,348 But now, I can give them the best customer service 88 00:03:17,392 --> 00:03:18,828 of their lives, and they'll love me forever. 89 00:03:18,871 --> 00:03:20,743 - Yeah, sure. Then go for it. 90 00:03:20,786 --> 00:03:22,353 Keep an eye out for a red Prius. 91 00:03:22,397 --> 00:03:24,355 It smells like cough drops inside, 92 00:03:24,399 --> 00:03:26,227 but I don't think you'll need to know that. 93 00:03:26,270 --> 00:03:27,576 - Oh, Garrett. 94 00:03:27,619 --> 00:03:30,318 You've got quite the gift for snowflake placement. 95 00:03:30,361 --> 00:03:31,536 - Thank you. 96 00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:33,016 I think my secret is, I don't care. 97 00:03:33,059 --> 00:03:34,409 - This is gonna be so nice. 98 00:03:34,452 --> 00:03:36,237 It almost makes me wish we could celebrate 99 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,499 the other holidays we missed too. 100 00:03:37,542 --> 00:03:38,848 - Yeah, like Halloween. 101 00:03:38,891 --> 00:03:41,459 I was dressed in full head-to-toe Shrek makeup, 102 00:03:41,503 --> 00:03:43,548 in my living room, for no one. 103 00:03:43,592 --> 00:03:46,247 - St. Patrick's Day, Fourth of July... 104 00:03:46,290 --> 00:03:47,726 my first Mother's Day. 105 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:49,728 I had always dreamed of going to Sweet Tomatoes, 106 00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:53,254 and hitting that salad bar, soups, 107 00:03:53,297 --> 00:03:55,908 serve-yourself froyo... 108 00:03:55,952 --> 00:03:57,780 I don't wanna talk about it. 109 00:03:57,823 --> 00:03:59,477 - Well, you know what? Maybe we can celebrate 110 00:03:59,521 --> 00:04:00,826 all the holidays. 111 00:04:00,870 --> 00:04:02,088 You know, 112 00:04:02,132 --> 00:04:04,177 have an All-iday Party! 113 00:04:04,221 --> 00:04:06,615 Do you get it? All the holidays? 114 00:04:06,658 --> 00:04:09,095 - I get it. - Yeah. Yeah, that's genius. 115 00:04:09,139 --> 00:04:11,272 Yeah, but I just think that maybe we got our hands full 116 00:04:11,315 --> 00:04:12,577 with one holiday. 117 00:04:12,621 --> 00:04:14,492 - Don't forget about Thanksgiving, man. 118 00:04:14,536 --> 00:04:17,582 You know, the one with the pilgrims and the turkey? 119 00:04:17,626 --> 00:04:19,889 - Yeah, no, I know what Thanksgiving is, 120 00:04:19,932 --> 00:04:21,717 but...all right, sure. 121 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,719 Yes, we'll all have Thanksgiving dinner too. 122 00:04:23,762 --> 00:04:26,199 Okay? - That's cool. 123 00:04:26,243 --> 00:04:28,332 - Wow, this party is gonna be great 124 00:04:28,376 --> 00:04:30,595 once it all comes together, eventually. 125 00:04:30,639 --> 00:04:33,163 - Are you kidding me, Glenn? Cooking Thanksgiving dinner? 126 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:34,773 - Well-- - That's too much work! 127 00:04:34,817 --> 00:04:38,124 - Yeah, but not after the tough year that they've all had. 128 00:04:38,168 --> 00:04:39,778 I mean, look at poor Nia. 129 00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:43,129 She's never gotten to celebrate any of the holidays with us. 130 00:04:43,173 --> 00:04:44,261 - It's okay. 131 00:04:44,305 --> 00:04:46,437 I do those with family and friends. 132 00:04:46,481 --> 00:04:48,309 - Well, you're gonna forget all about them 133 00:04:48,352 --> 00:04:50,789 once you've partied with us at work. 134 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:52,661 All-iday! 135 00:04:54,445 --> 00:04:56,404 - Hey, are the floor cleaners almost ready? 136 00:04:56,447 --> 00:04:58,362 We're just pushing that g-- 137 00:04:58,406 --> 00:05:00,408 Whoa, it reeks of chemicals in here. 138 00:05:00,451 --> 00:05:02,235 We should air this out. 139 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:03,846 - Oh, yeah. Good idea. 140 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:08,938 That fresh air feels nice on my face and eyebrows. 141 00:05:08,981 --> 00:05:10,331 - Dina, are you okay? 142 00:05:10,374 --> 00:05:11,810 - Hmm? 143 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:13,464 Oh, I just feel a little lightheaded. 144 00:05:13,508 --> 00:05:14,683 I should probably sit down. 145 00:05:14,726 --> 00:05:16,293 - You're already sitting. 146 00:05:16,337 --> 00:05:18,164 - What? 147 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:20,079 - Oh. 148 00:05:20,123 --> 00:05:22,691 I think maybe you got a little high from the fumes. 149 00:05:22,734 --> 00:05:25,171 - Wait, could you repeat that, but slower? 150 00:05:25,215 --> 00:05:27,391 I think I might be a little... 151 00:05:27,435 --> 00:05:29,872 oh, no. 152 00:05:29,915 --> 00:05:32,265 - Drive safe. 153 00:05:32,309 --> 00:05:33,832 - Oh, there they are. Red Prius. 154 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:35,660 Okay, watch, I'm gonna get rid of these other cars 155 00:05:35,704 --> 00:05:36,835 so they don't have to wait in line. 156 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:38,228 VIP treatment. - Cool. 157 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:39,490 I'm gonna go...hide. 158 00:05:39,534 --> 00:05:41,536 I mean, not hide, but... 159 00:05:41,579 --> 00:05:42,798 yeah, I'm gonna go hide. 160 00:05:42,841 --> 00:05:43,929 - Okay. 161 00:05:45,801 --> 00:05:47,324 Sorry, your order's not ready. 162 00:05:47,368 --> 00:05:48,847 - Uh, don't you need my order number? 163 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:50,675 - Nope! Don't need it. It's not ready. Take a lap. 164 00:05:50,719 --> 00:05:52,460 Come on. Take a lap. Keep going. 165 00:05:52,503 --> 00:05:54,070 Come on. Keep going. 166 00:05:54,113 --> 00:05:55,854 Take a lap. Thank you. Thank you. 167 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:58,335 All right. Time to shine. 168 00:05:58,379 --> 00:06:00,642 Keep going. 169 00:06:00,685 --> 00:06:02,034 Take-- 170 00:06:02,078 --> 00:06:04,036 Excuse me, I said take a lap, okay? 171 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,386 - Mateo! 172 00:06:05,429 --> 00:06:07,431 We just honked to say hi. 173 00:06:07,475 --> 00:06:10,347 - Connie. Ron. 174 00:06:10,391 --> 00:06:11,609 Oh, my God, guys. 175 00:06:11,653 --> 00:06:13,872 Hi... 176 00:06:16,832 --> 00:06:19,138 - So you didn't give them their order? 177 00:06:19,182 --> 00:06:20,444 - Well, I couldn't let them drive away thinking 178 00:06:20,488 --> 00:06:22,011 I'm some sort of yelling, foul-mouthed dockworker! 179 00:06:22,054 --> 00:06:23,360 - I'm so sorry. 180 00:06:23,404 --> 00:06:25,144 I guess they got a new car. Doesn't matter. 181 00:06:25,188 --> 00:06:28,278 Look, it was an accident, okay? I'm sure they'll forgive you. 182 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:29,801 - Like they forgave you for taking a dump 183 00:06:29,845 --> 00:06:31,368 all over Emma's quinceañera? 184 00:06:31,412 --> 00:06:32,848 - I mean, I wouldn't say... 185 00:06:32,891 --> 00:06:34,371 I mean, that... 186 00:06:34,415 --> 00:06:36,417 they were really different after that. 187 00:06:36,460 --> 00:06:37,766 - Just help me make it up to them. 188 00:06:37,809 --> 00:06:39,376 Like, what's some stuff they would like? 189 00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:41,291 - Um, okay. Let's see. 190 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,336 I know Connie collects those 191 00:06:43,380 --> 00:06:45,469 little porcelain child figurines. 192 00:06:45,513 --> 00:06:47,384 - Something in the store I can put in their order, please! 193 00:06:47,428 --> 00:06:49,734 - Right, yes. Oh, they both love the-- 194 00:06:49,778 --> 00:06:51,344 those fancy kettle chips. 195 00:06:51,388 --> 00:06:53,651 You know, the sea salt and cracked pepper? 196 00:06:53,695 --> 00:06:55,392 - Okay. It's worth a try. 197 00:06:55,436 --> 00:06:56,915 I mean, I've gotta do something. 198 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:59,178 Eric is the best, and I do not want to mess things up. 199 00:06:59,222 --> 00:07:00,702 - Yeah! Eric is the best. 200 00:07:00,745 --> 00:07:03,269 He's so, like, comfortable in his own skin 201 00:07:03,313 --> 00:07:05,402 and, like, cool without even trying. 202 00:07:05,446 --> 00:07:07,491 - Okay, calm down, because he's taken. 203 00:07:09,275 --> 00:07:12,061 - ♪ Like you want me to 204 00:07:12,104 --> 00:07:14,411 ♪ And I'll hold you tight 205 00:07:14,455 --> 00:07:17,066 ♪ Baby, all through the night ♪ 206 00:07:17,109 --> 00:07:20,678 - So it turns out that pumpkins are definitely not in season, 207 00:07:20,722 --> 00:07:22,724 so I thought maybe we could carve these 208 00:07:22,767 --> 00:07:23,899 into jack-o'-lanterns. 209 00:07:23,942 --> 00:07:26,162 - I don't think you can carve oranges, 210 00:07:26,205 --> 00:07:28,294 but I just put a hand turkey on a menorah, 211 00:07:28,338 --> 00:07:29,731 so I guess anything's on the table. 212 00:07:29,774 --> 00:07:31,210 - Hey, guys! 213 00:07:31,254 --> 00:07:33,430 We just wanted to take a sneak peek, if that's okay. 214 00:07:33,474 --> 00:07:34,431 - Yeah. - I don't know 215 00:07:34,475 --> 00:07:35,519 what you guys were planning, 216 00:07:35,563 --> 00:07:36,868 but for St. Patrick's Day, 217 00:07:36,912 --> 00:07:40,002 my aunt makes this amazing Irish soda bread. 218 00:07:40,045 --> 00:07:41,220 - Kind of thought this covered it. 219 00:07:41,264 --> 00:07:42,700 - Oh. Okay. 220 00:07:42,744 --> 00:07:45,442 It's just, I was missing that soda bread this year. 221 00:07:45,486 --> 00:07:47,183 That, and my aunt's hot son. 222 00:07:47,226 --> 00:07:48,663 Aye-oh! 223 00:07:48,706 --> 00:07:51,013 - Well, I've never actually made soda bread before, 224 00:07:51,056 --> 00:07:52,754 but I could take a shot at it. 225 00:07:52,797 --> 00:07:55,147 - Since you guys are taking suggestions-- 226 00:07:55,191 --> 00:07:56,714 - We're not-- - My girlfriend and I 227 00:07:56,758 --> 00:07:58,716 were gonna paint mugs for each other for Valentine's Day. 228 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,196 I was gonna do a raptor on hers. 229 00:08:00,239 --> 00:08:01,632 It would've been sick. 230 00:08:01,676 --> 00:08:03,373 - Okay, so you're saying that you want us to set up 231 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:04,592 a mug painting station? 232 00:08:04,635 --> 00:08:05,767 - No, no. Garrett, it's okay. 233 00:08:05,810 --> 00:08:08,204 I just need a pen and a piece of paper 234 00:08:08,247 --> 00:08:10,467 to write all these great ideas down. 235 00:08:10,511 --> 00:08:12,295 - Yeah, they're great. Hey, uh, Glenn? 236 00:08:12,338 --> 00:08:13,775 You don't need to kill yourself. 237 00:08:13,818 --> 00:08:14,819 - Yeah, but come on. 238 00:08:14,863 --> 00:08:16,778 You see how badly they need this. 239 00:08:16,821 --> 00:08:17,953 - - Okay! 240 00:08:17,996 --> 00:08:20,346 So who's got requests? Let me hear it. 241 00:08:20,390 --> 00:08:23,306 - My mom makes this menudo for Nochebuena. 242 00:08:23,349 --> 00:08:25,526 Next level. 243 00:08:29,007 --> 00:08:30,313 - I don't know. 244 00:08:30,356 --> 00:08:32,141 I don't think you should eat anything back here. 245 00:08:32,184 --> 00:08:34,360 It smells like garbage and raccoon pee. 246 00:08:34,404 --> 00:08:35,579 - It's not pee. It's placenta. 247 00:08:35,623 --> 00:08:36,972 They keep nesting in here. 248 00:08:37,015 --> 00:08:39,627 I just need to find these salt and vinegar cookies. 249 00:08:39,670 --> 00:08:42,020 I know we stuck some back here after they were recalled. 250 00:08:43,979 --> 00:08:45,415 It's Brian. 251 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,635 I can't talk to him like this. - Why not? 252 00:08:47,678 --> 00:08:50,028 Bo and I always help each other if we're high. 253 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:52,640 I mean, this one time, I got scared of hair, 254 00:08:52,683 --> 00:08:54,163 so he shaved all the dogs for us. 255 00:08:54,206 --> 00:08:55,338 It was really sweet. 256 00:08:55,381 --> 00:08:57,514 - No, I just don't want Brian to know. 257 00:08:57,558 --> 00:09:00,125 I don't want anyone to know. It's embarrassing. 258 00:09:00,169 --> 00:09:01,605 Look at me! I just invaded 259 00:09:01,649 --> 00:09:02,824 a raccoon's nest looking for cookies 260 00:09:02,867 --> 00:09:05,130 that will definitely make me sick. 261 00:09:05,174 --> 00:09:07,393 Oh! Thank God! Here they are. 262 00:09:07,437 --> 00:09:09,352 - And we saw your special request, 263 00:09:09,395 --> 00:09:11,397 and warmed up that cottage cheese for you. 264 00:09:11,441 --> 00:09:13,312 So good luck. 265 00:09:17,316 --> 00:09:19,275 - Hey, Jonah! 266 00:09:19,318 --> 00:09:20,537 You're not gonna say hi? 267 00:09:20,581 --> 00:09:24,280 Ron! Hey, Connie. 268 00:09:24,323 --> 00:09:25,629 What are you-- 269 00:09:25,673 --> 00:09:27,588 I didn't even recognize you guys with the masks. 270 00:09:27,631 --> 00:09:29,067 Hi! 271 00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:31,461 - Could you tell us what's going on with our order? 272 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:34,029 - Oh, yeah. I'm sure it'll be out soon. 273 00:09:34,072 --> 00:09:37,554 Mateo's doing everything he can to make it perfect for you. 274 00:09:37,598 --> 00:09:40,470 - Well, I told my online poker room "BRB," 275 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,646 so he's kind of making me look like a liar. 276 00:09:42,690 --> 00:09:44,866 - Yeah... 277 00:09:44,909 --> 00:09:48,696 look, Mateo just kind of wants to get off on the right foot 278 00:09:48,739 --> 00:09:50,001 with you guys, you know what I mean? 279 00:09:50,045 --> 00:09:51,437 Between us, 280 00:09:51,481 --> 00:09:53,222 he's not even supposed to be working curbside. 281 00:09:53,265 --> 00:09:54,658 He just saw this as an opportunity 282 00:09:54,702 --> 00:09:56,834 to, you know, win your approval, 283 00:09:56,878 --> 00:09:59,968 you know, for his future with Eric. 284 00:10:00,011 --> 00:10:02,448 - Our approval? - Like, our blessing? 285 00:10:02,492 --> 00:10:03,667 - Yeah, I mean, you know, 286 00:10:03,711 --> 00:10:05,103 whatever you want to call it, so... 287 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:06,670 - Our baby's getting married! - Oh! Oh, no! 288 00:10:06,714 --> 00:10:08,411 No, no, no. That's not what I-- - It's okay. 289 00:10:08,454 --> 00:10:10,282 We won't tell Mateo you told us. 290 00:10:10,326 --> 00:10:12,110 Connie's really good at acting surprised. 291 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:13,242 - Oh, yeah. - Cool. 292 00:10:13,285 --> 00:10:14,939 Just to be clear, though-- 293 00:10:14,983 --> 00:10:17,463 - Hey, guys! So sorry for the delay. 294 00:10:17,507 --> 00:10:18,856 I threw in a couple of extra kettle chips 295 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:19,814 to make it up to you. 296 00:10:19,857 --> 00:10:21,119 - Ay, Dios mío. 297 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:23,295 I'm so surprised. 298 00:10:23,339 --> 00:10:25,820 - Our son is lucky to have you. 299 00:10:25,863 --> 00:10:28,779 - Wow, you really love kettle chips. 300 00:10:28,823 --> 00:10:31,434 - Mateo, by the way, if you want to talk to us, 301 00:10:31,477 --> 00:10:32,783 maybe we can go inside. 302 00:10:32,827 --> 00:10:35,046 Somewhere a little more comfortable? 303 00:10:35,090 --> 00:10:36,439 - Sure! Absolutely! 304 00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:37,919 - Uh, right now? 305 00:10:37,962 --> 00:10:40,704 What about your poker game, Ron? 306 00:10:40,748 --> 00:10:42,967 - Hey, some things are more important. 307 00:10:43,011 --> 00:10:44,926 - Ah. - Come on. 308 00:10:44,969 --> 00:10:47,406 - Jonah. 309 00:10:47,450 --> 00:10:48,712 Park the car. - Oh. 310 00:10:48,756 --> 00:10:51,584 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Happy to help. 311 00:10:53,935 --> 00:10:56,198 - It's so nice to be able to sit down in person. 312 00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:57,503 I bet you thought I was just shoulders 313 00:10:57,547 --> 00:10:58,635 with a head. 314 00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:00,158 - We did! That's funny, huh? 315 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:02,465 - So funny. 316 00:11:02,508 --> 00:11:05,424 - Hey, uh, Mateo, can I talk to you for a minute? 317 00:11:05,468 --> 00:11:08,427 Uh, there's a curbside emergency. 318 00:11:08,471 --> 00:11:10,734 - Uh-huh. Sure. 319 00:11:10,778 --> 00:11:12,388 Oh, look. I even got legs. 320 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,568 - Uh, so Ron and Connie are 321 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,223 kind of expecting you to ask their blessing 322 00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:23,181 to...marry Eric. 323 00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:24,922 - What? Why? 324 00:11:24,966 --> 00:11:27,055 Do kettle chips mean something in Honduran culture 325 00:11:27,098 --> 00:11:28,621 that I'm not aware of? 326 00:11:28,665 --> 00:11:30,667 - I told them that you wanted to make a good impression, 327 00:11:30,711 --> 00:11:33,235 and they made some leaps. 328 00:11:33,278 --> 00:11:34,497 - To marriage? 329 00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:36,760 Eric and I aren't even talking about that! 330 00:11:36,804 --> 00:11:38,153 - Look, just say that you're not ready. 331 00:11:38,196 --> 00:11:39,763 You know, that's reasonable. 332 00:11:39,807 --> 00:11:41,373 You can even say that it's my fault. 333 00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:43,767 - It was your fault, but now they like me, 334 00:11:43,811 --> 00:11:45,987 and I'm not gonna screw that up. 335 00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:47,379 You have to come back with me. 336 00:11:47,423 --> 00:11:49,425 - Oh, no. I can't. - Please, Jonah. 337 00:11:49,468 --> 00:11:51,775 They're not gonna expect me to ask if you're there. 338 00:11:51,819 --> 00:11:52,907 - Mateo, I'm not-- 339 00:11:52,950 --> 00:11:54,082 - So I can be the blameless angel, 340 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,910 and you can just be... the weirdo 341 00:11:55,953 --> 00:11:57,607 who likes to hang out with his ex's parents. 342 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,087 - I feel like there has to be a better way. 343 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:02,786 - Connie, Ron! Jonah's gonna join us. 344 00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:04,614 He misses you guys. 345 00:12:08,052 --> 00:12:11,099 - Ow! Hot, hot! Hot, hot, hot! Ow! 346 00:12:11,142 --> 00:12:13,318 Okay, so now, all I gotta do is 347 00:12:13,362 --> 00:12:15,756 pick out the mushrooms from the cream of mushroom, 348 00:12:15,799 --> 00:12:17,453 the way that Don's gam-gam does it, 349 00:12:17,496 --> 00:12:20,717 and I think we'll pretty much be all done! 350 00:12:20,761 --> 00:12:23,459 - What the hell is that? 351 00:12:23,502 --> 00:12:25,983 - Oh! That's Garfield. 352 00:12:26,027 --> 00:12:28,246 I made him 'cause Sandra was really missing seeing him 353 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,292 in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 354 00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:33,251 - Oh, well, now she'll see him every time she closes her eyes. 355 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:34,818 Oh! - Come on, Garrett. 356 00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:36,298 It's just Garfield. 357 00:12:36,341 --> 00:12:37,821 - No, no, no, no. Glenn, turn around. 358 00:12:37,865 --> 00:12:39,475 But slowly. 359 00:12:39,518 --> 00:12:40,955 - No! 360 00:12:40,998 --> 00:12:43,653 Come on, guys. That food's for us! 361 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,916 No, I mean it! Seriously! 362 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,353 Guys. Guys. 363 00:12:48,397 --> 00:12:49,615 Guys! 364 00:12:51,356 --> 00:12:53,228 - Oh, God. Hey, real quick. 365 00:12:53,271 --> 00:12:54,577 How do you talk to people again? 366 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:57,623 - Oh, just act normal. No one's even gonna know. 367 00:12:57,667 --> 00:12:59,234 - Right. Normal. - Dina. 368 00:12:59,277 --> 00:13:01,105 Can you help us with this? 369 00:13:01,149 --> 00:13:02,977 We can't figure out how to use it. 370 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:04,152 - It's okay. 371 00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:08,069 - Okay, first of all, I would like 372 00:13:08,112 --> 00:13:10,680 to thank you for starting a conversation with me. 373 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:14,336 Um, you asked me a question, which means now... 374 00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:18,427 it's my turn to answer it, so... 375 00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:20,081 you just grip it firmly, 376 00:13:20,124 --> 00:13:23,388 almost as though the scrubber is an extension of your arms. 377 00:13:23,432 --> 00:13:27,479 Kind of like you got two long, industrial cleaning arms. 378 00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:31,005 Not that I think that those are my actual arms. 379 00:13:31,048 --> 00:13:32,180 I know I have normal arms. 380 00:13:32,223 --> 00:13:34,573 Just a couple of flesh tubes, 381 00:13:34,617 --> 00:13:35,792 filled with blood. 382 00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:37,054 - Yo, are you high right now? 383 00:13:37,098 --> 00:13:38,882 - What did you just say to me? 384 00:13:38,926 --> 00:13:41,798 - Uh, so you guys know the arm thing now, 385 00:13:41,842 --> 00:13:43,365 and you can take it from here. 386 00:13:43,408 --> 00:13:44,496 - We gotta go. 387 00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:45,846 I think I'm starting to hallucinate. 388 00:13:45,889 --> 00:13:47,804 - No, it's... 389 00:13:47,848 --> 00:13:49,240 Dina. 390 00:13:49,284 --> 00:13:52,026 - And yet he ended up getting the answer right anyway, 391 00:13:52,069 --> 00:13:53,462 and wins the game. 392 00:13:53,505 --> 00:13:55,551 - Okay, thank you for walking us through the plot 393 00:13:55,594 --> 00:13:57,858 of "Slumdog Millionaire," a movie that we said 394 00:13:57,901 --> 00:13:58,902 we've all seen. 395 00:13:58,946 --> 00:14:00,599 - Uh-huh, yeah. No problem. 396 00:14:00,643 --> 00:14:03,733 - Jonah, don't let us keep you if you have to go back to work. 397 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:07,911 I am sure Mateo would love some alone time with us anyway. 398 00:14:07,955 --> 00:14:09,782 - Yeah, Jonah. 399 00:14:09,826 --> 00:14:11,741 Kind of awkward you're just sticking around. 400 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,875 - Well, uh, I am on the clock. 401 00:14:14,918 --> 00:14:16,702 - - But, no. No! 402 00:14:16,746 --> 00:14:18,879 I am not going anywhere. No. 403 00:14:18,922 --> 00:14:20,576 We've got some catching up to do. 404 00:14:20,619 --> 00:14:22,883 - So is that recipe you sent me a joke, 405 00:14:22,926 --> 00:14:25,059 or would I be making the vegan bacon for my enemies? 406 00:14:25,102 --> 00:14:27,365 - Hey, it's...you! 407 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:30,281 - Hi. I'm Hannah. 408 00:14:30,325 --> 00:14:31,674 - Hannah! 409 00:14:31,717 --> 00:14:33,894 These are my friends, Ron and Connie. 410 00:14:33,937 --> 00:14:36,244 - He used to date our daughter. - Till he dumped her. 411 00:14:36,287 --> 00:14:38,246 - Oh. - Ah, that's not true. 412 00:14:38,289 --> 00:14:39,682 I didn't even want to break up. 413 00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:41,075 I mean, I'm glad I did, 414 00:14:41,118 --> 00:14:43,164 because it made me a better person. 415 00:14:43,207 --> 00:14:46,123 Not that Amy made me a bad person! 416 00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:47,559 Uh, anyway, 417 00:14:47,603 --> 00:14:49,910 Carol's here somewhere, so you should go... 418 00:14:49,953 --> 00:14:52,608 to--to her. 419 00:14:52,651 --> 00:14:54,392 - Cool. 420 00:14:57,091 --> 00:14:59,049 - Jonah, don't be rude. 421 00:14:59,093 --> 00:15:02,096 Tell us all the vegan bacon recipe! 422 00:15:02,139 --> 00:15:03,967 - Yes! Uh... 423 00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:05,534 - Okay, enough. 424 00:15:05,577 --> 00:15:08,015 Jonah's not picking up on social cues, as usual, 425 00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:13,977 Mateo, do you want our blessing to marry our son? 426 00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:16,371 - Mm-hmm. Yep. 427 00:15:16,414 --> 00:15:18,242 That I do. - 428 00:15:18,286 --> 00:15:20,723 Oh, I'm so surprised! 429 00:15:22,507 --> 00:15:24,161 - Okay, I think we can make this work. 430 00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:25,902 You know, we'll just pick the fur out, 431 00:15:25,946 --> 00:15:28,600 and, you know--and then sort of smush it back together, 432 00:15:28,644 --> 00:15:30,254 and then let the good times roll. 433 00:15:30,298 --> 00:15:31,386 - Come on, Glenn. It's fine. 434 00:15:31,429 --> 00:15:32,953 We'll just tell people the party's off. 435 00:15:32,996 --> 00:15:34,345 - No! People deserve a good time. 436 00:15:34,389 --> 00:15:36,608 Come on. We can fix this. 437 00:15:36,652 --> 00:15:38,480 Garrett, why aren't you picking and smushing? 438 00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:40,612 - 'Cause I'm not gonna do that, dude! 439 00:15:40,656 --> 00:15:42,179 Just get over it. 440 00:15:42,223 --> 00:15:44,094 There's nothing you can do to make people happy. 441 00:15:44,138 --> 00:15:45,095 That's just the way it is. 442 00:15:45,139 --> 00:15:46,183 The pandemic happened, 443 00:15:46,227 --> 00:15:47,837 and everybody had a year. 444 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,317 - You don't think I know that? 445 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,710 Look, I gotta try to give them something! 446 00:15:51,754 --> 00:15:54,365 I mean, people have been working nonstop 447 00:15:54,409 --> 00:15:57,760 for so long, risking their health, you know, 448 00:15:57,803 --> 00:16:00,415 and then we didn't even get Christmas. 449 00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:01,938 You know, we had to stay at home 450 00:16:01,982 --> 00:16:03,026 eating baloney sandwiches 451 00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:05,202 and watching church on Facebook Live! 452 00:16:05,246 --> 00:16:08,858 I...people have missed out on so much. 453 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,338 And I just wanna give them, like, 454 00:16:10,381 --> 00:16:13,689 one little ray of sunshine, but I guess not! 455 00:16:13,732 --> 00:16:16,344 Not in this... piece of crap year! 456 00:16:16,387 --> 00:16:17,780 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 457 00:16:17,823 --> 00:16:20,652 - Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm eating raccoon fur. 458 00:16:20,696 --> 00:16:22,567 And I don't care! 459 00:16:27,224 --> 00:16:29,313 - So that's all I need from you. 460 00:16:29,357 --> 00:16:30,967 I'll give you a call if there's any updates. 461 00:16:31,011 --> 00:16:33,143 - Great. And did you get my text about which employees here 462 00:16:33,187 --> 00:16:34,536 I think are circumcised? 463 00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:36,320 - I did. Yes. 464 00:16:36,364 --> 00:16:38,844 I'm sorry. How do you think that helps? 465 00:16:38,888 --> 00:16:41,673 - You're the lawyer. 466 00:16:41,717 --> 00:16:43,588 - Hey. 467 00:16:43,632 --> 00:16:45,068 So, um, 468 00:16:45,112 --> 00:16:47,070 look, I'm sorry about before. 469 00:16:47,114 --> 00:16:48,680 I didn't mean to blow you off or anything. 470 00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:50,378 It was just, like, a little awkward-- 471 00:16:50,421 --> 00:16:51,683 - Oh, no. That's fine. 472 00:16:51,727 --> 00:16:53,076 I think it's totally cool that you're friends 473 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,686 with your ex-girlfriend's parents. 474 00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:56,079 - But I'm really not. 475 00:16:56,123 --> 00:16:57,776 - Oh, good. Because that was weird. 476 00:16:57,820 --> 00:16:59,300 It was, like, a massive red flag. 477 00:17:01,171 --> 00:17:03,086 - Uh, look, 478 00:17:03,130 --> 00:17:06,916 this might violate some professional ethics 479 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,613 or something, and I know you just came 480 00:17:08,657 --> 00:17:10,093 to get Carol's signature-- 481 00:17:10,137 --> 00:17:13,357 - Well, I usually have my clients e-sign. 482 00:17:13,401 --> 00:17:15,620 - Oh. Uh, okay. 483 00:17:15,664 --> 00:17:19,537 Well then, would you maybe want to get dinner this weekend? 484 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,279 - Yeah, I would. - All right. 485 00:17:22,323 --> 00:17:24,542 - Now, my dad only eats Italian, 486 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:27,284 and my mom is gonna want it early, like 5:00-ish. 487 00:17:27,328 --> 00:17:29,286 - Oh, okay. Yeah. No. I figured. I figured as much. 488 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:31,810 I mean, it wouldn't be a date without, um... 489 00:17:31,854 --> 00:17:34,117 I wanna say Barb and Mitch? 490 00:17:34,161 --> 00:17:36,032 - Sure, let's say Barb and Mitch. 491 00:17:36,076 --> 00:17:37,642 - Great. Yeah, no. I think the four of us are 492 00:17:37,686 --> 00:17:38,817 gonna have a great time together. 493 00:17:38,861 --> 00:17:40,819 - Okay. 494 00:17:46,173 --> 00:17:48,479 - So where do we paint the mugs? 495 00:17:48,523 --> 00:17:50,002 - You don't. 496 00:17:50,046 --> 00:17:51,830 - What about the Irish soda bread? 497 00:17:51,874 --> 00:17:54,006 - The raccoons ate it. - 498 00:17:56,487 --> 00:17:59,708 - All right. Look. Okay, guys, you know what? 499 00:17:59,751 --> 00:18:00,970 Sure, this party looks like 500 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,450 "A Charlie Brown Hoarders Special," 501 00:18:02,493 --> 00:18:04,930 but for once, you guys have to do the people-pleasing 502 00:18:04,974 --> 00:18:07,281 because Glenn has been doing it all day, all year. 503 00:18:07,324 --> 00:18:08,630 You know what? He's been doing it 504 00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:10,110 since he started working here. 505 00:18:10,153 --> 00:18:12,155 you guys are gonna enjoy 506 00:18:12,199 --> 00:18:14,592 this weird-ass little party 'cause that's what Glenn wants. 507 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,855 Got it? 508 00:18:16,899 --> 00:18:18,683 I'll put vodka in the punch. 509 00:18:18,727 --> 00:18:19,989 - Now that's what I'm talking about. 510 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:26,300 - Hey, fiancé. 511 00:18:26,343 --> 00:18:28,954 - Oh, God. What parts did you hear? 512 00:18:28,998 --> 00:18:31,522 - Not much, since my mom was crying a lot, 513 00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:34,960 but I was able to catch that we're getting married? 514 00:18:35,004 --> 00:18:37,441 - Okay, I swear this is all Jonah's fault-- 515 00:18:37,485 --> 00:18:38,790 - It's fine. 516 00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:42,098 I'm sure Parker will get a new tooth soon 517 00:18:42,142 --> 00:18:44,579 and they'll forget that we promised them a big wedding. 518 00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:47,321 - Yeah. 519 00:18:47,364 --> 00:18:49,149 Although... 520 00:18:49,192 --> 00:18:52,456 - That's a pretty big "although" to leave hanging. 521 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,893 - I don't know. 522 00:18:54,937 --> 00:18:56,504 I've been trying not to think about my future 523 00:18:56,547 --> 00:18:58,897 just 'cause it's so up in the air with my status, 524 00:18:58,941 --> 00:19:01,204 and, you know, everything being hell, 525 00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:03,380 but... 526 00:19:03,424 --> 00:19:06,340 I'm just sick of putting everything on hold. 527 00:19:06,383 --> 00:19:08,777 So...yeah. 528 00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:11,867 I want to marry you someday. 529 00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:14,217 I mean, not that I even know if that's something you want-- 530 00:19:14,261 --> 00:19:16,698 - But it is. 531 00:19:16,741 --> 00:19:18,830 - Really? 532 00:19:18,874 --> 00:19:20,484 - We should start talking about it. 533 00:19:22,878 --> 00:19:24,923 - I just would've preferred we talk about it 534 00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:26,621 before my mom started sending me photos 535 00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:28,144 of matching white tuxes. 536 00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:29,972 - Oh. 537 00:19:33,018 --> 00:19:34,585 ♪ 538 00:19:34,629 --> 00:19:36,674 We would never do matching white tuxes, by the way. 539 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,110 - Never! 540 00:19:38,154 --> 00:19:39,590 - I don't know, Jerusha. 541 00:19:39,634 --> 00:19:42,854 I don't think I need a pepperoni casserole right now. 542 00:19:42,898 --> 00:19:44,769 I need a time machine. 543 00:19:44,813 --> 00:19:47,076 - Will Glenn Sturgis please report to the warehouse? 544 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,383 Glenn. Sturgis. Warehouse. 545 00:19:49,426 --> 00:19:51,559 - Uh, I gotta go. 546 00:19:51,602 --> 00:19:53,343 - ♪ Deck the halls 547 00:19:53,387 --> 00:19:55,563 ♪ Deck the halls 548 00:19:55,606 --> 00:19:59,697 ♪ Deck the halls 549 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:02,047 ♪ See the blazing yule 550 00:20:02,091 --> 00:20:04,267 ♪ Before us 551 00:20:04,311 --> 00:20:07,009 ♪ Fa la la la la 552 00:20:07,052 --> 00:20:10,055 - Wow! This is wonderful. 553 00:20:10,099 --> 00:20:12,319 - Yeah, I gotta say, Glenn, I was wrong. 554 00:20:12,362 --> 00:20:14,059 People seem to really like the party. 555 00:20:14,103 --> 00:20:15,365 - Yeah, I know! 556 00:20:15,409 --> 00:20:17,280 Look at the look of childlike wonder 557 00:20:17,324 --> 00:20:18,673 on Brett's face. 558 00:20:18,716 --> 00:20:19,848 - ♪ Deck the halls 559 00:20:19,891 --> 00:20:21,458 - Aw! 560 00:20:21,502 --> 00:20:22,851 - Oh! - Hey! 561 00:20:26,594 --> 00:20:28,204 Wait, are those potatoes? 562 00:20:28,248 --> 00:20:30,728 - Do people know they have candy in Ireland? 563 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,339 - Shh, we're not questioning it. 564 00:20:32,382 --> 00:20:35,080 Great party, Glenn! - Oh! 565 00:20:35,124 --> 00:20:37,692 - Hey, friend-o! 566 00:20:37,735 --> 00:20:39,041 How was the deep clean? 567 00:20:39,084 --> 00:20:40,956 Did you guys find any vintage COVID from April? 568 00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:43,524 - Oh, uh, yeah. Everything was great. 569 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,308 Dina was especially normal. 570 00:20:45,352 --> 00:20:47,179 - It's okay. It's Garrett. 571 00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:49,312 I was high today. - What? 572 00:20:49,356 --> 00:20:51,183 Are you serious? Well, I wanna know everything. 573 00:20:51,227 --> 00:20:52,794 Context, embarrassing anecdotes, 574 00:20:52,837 --> 00:20:54,317 the whole nine yards. - Okay. 575 00:20:54,361 --> 00:20:56,885 So it all started first thing in the morning, right? 576 00:20:56,928 --> 00:20:59,191 - ♪ Mistletoeing, and hearts will be glowing ♪ 577 00:20:59,235 --> 00:21:03,195 ♪ When loved ones are near 578 00:21:03,239 --> 00:21:06,111 - Hey, everybody! It's snowing! 579 00:21:06,155 --> 00:21:10,115 It's an All-iday miracle! 580 00:21:10,159 --> 00:21:14,859 - ♪ Oh, the most wonderful time ♪ 581 00:21:14,903 --> 00:21:16,774 ♪ Of the year 582 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,341 - Oh. Yeah. 583 00:21:18,385 --> 00:21:19,821 It's been snowing for months. 584 00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:23,259 Close the door! Jesus, Glenn!