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- Again, we're only open
for curbside pickup today.
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There won't be any customers
in this store,
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so we get to go nuts.
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Deep cleaning! Yay!
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- Think about it like
it's a storewide cavity search.
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It's store 1217's turn
to spread its cheeks.
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- Or think of it
as a deep cleaning.
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Pretty clear, really.
- So what?
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Now we have to do a deep clean,
like, every year?
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- Yeah, one deep clean a year
during a pandemic
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does sound a little excessive.
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- Wow.
How has it been a year already?
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But also, how has it
only been a year?
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- A whole year wasted.
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Jerry and I never even got
to go on our honeymoon.
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I had to freeze
my edible lingerie.
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- Mom, that's gross.
- Oh, sorry.
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- It's like our whole lives
are just on hold.
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- Welcome to my world.
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Try waiting around to see
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if you're gonna get
kicked out of the country.
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But I do miss brunch.
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- Remember ordering a pancake
for the table?
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[murmurs of agreement]
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- You guys aren't
gonna believe this,
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but I was almost sad
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that we didn't have
our staff Christmas party.
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- Aw!
- But I guess we're all used
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to stuff getting canceled
by now.
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[murmurs of agreement]
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- Wait, not everything has
to be canceled.
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We're gonna have
that Christmas party today!
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- I do have a little
leftover eggnog in my locker.
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- You keep it,
'cause Garrett and I
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are gonna take care
of everything.
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- What--what am I doing?
- Oh.
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I just assumed
you'd want to help
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because you missed
the Christmas party so much.
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Oh, unless you had your heart
set on cleaning?
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- Neither of those
sound appealing,
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but I'll go with the one
with a lower chance
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of finding another
severed foot.
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- Okay, so you...
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- The party.
I'll help plan the party.
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- Whoo-hoo!
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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- You know what?
This is nice.
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- Uh, what's nice?
- Just us.
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Back to being platonic friends.
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Brian and I back to being
a traditional one-on-one.
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Well, not completely
traditional.
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We're going through batteries
like crazy.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- I just love how not awkward
this all is.
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- Mm-hmm. You know what really
makes it not awkward?
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Saying that.
- Totally.
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Yeah, same page.
Same page.
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Well, I will see you at
our next interaction, friend-o!
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- So who is she?
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You have a very obvious
flirty texting face.
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- Okay.
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Keep it on the down low,
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but, uh, Carol's lawyer,
Hannah,
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followed me on Instagram
last week,
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and we've been kind of DMing.
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- Oh, my God, you're dating
outside the store?
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I'm so proud of you.
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- Well, nothing has
actually happened yet,
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but she said
that she has to come in
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to get Carol's signature
on something,
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so I'm thinking
I might ask her out.
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- Aw!
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Go...get 'em, tiger.
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[both laugh]
I don't know.
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What do straight boys say?
[phone chimes]
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- No, I mean, you nailed it.
That's exactly what we say.
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Aw, shoot.
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An order just came in
for Ron and Connie Sosa.
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I mean, they didn't
even really like me
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when we were together, so this
is gonna be really awkward.
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- Well, then let me do it.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You know, I barely met them.
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Eric introduced me
on a family Zoom once,
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but then his uncle revealed
he had a secret family,
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so it just went off the rails.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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But now, I can give them
the best customer service
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of their lives,
and they'll love me forever.
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- Yeah, sure.
Then go for it.
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Keep an eye out
for a red Prius.
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It smells
like cough drops inside,
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but I don't think
you'll need to know that.
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- Oh, Garrett.
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You've got quite the gift
for snowflake placement.
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- Thank you.
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I think my secret is,
I don't care.
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- This is gonna be so nice.
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It almost makes me wish
we could celebrate
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the other holidays
we missed too.
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- Yeah, like Halloween.
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I was dressed in full
head-to-toe Shrek makeup,
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in my living room, for no one.
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- St. Patrick's Day,
Fourth of July...
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my first Mother's Day.
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I had always dreamed
of going to Sweet Tomatoes,
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and hitting that salad bar,
soups,
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serve-yourself froyo...
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[shakily]
I don't wanna talk about it.
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- Well, you know what?
Maybe we can celebrate
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all the holidays.
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You know,
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have an All-iday Party!
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Do you get it?
All the holidays?
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- I get it.
- Yeah. Yeah, that's genius.
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Yeah, but I just think that
maybe we got our hands full
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with one holiday.
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- Don't forget
about Thanksgiving, man.
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You know, the one with
the pilgrims and the turkey?
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- Yeah, no, I know
what Thanksgiving is,
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but...all right, sure.
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Yes, we'll all have
Thanksgiving dinner too.
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Okay?
- That's cool.
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- Wow, this party
is gonna be great
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once it all comes together,
eventually.
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- Are you kidding me, Glenn?
Cooking Thanksgiving dinner?
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- Well--
- That's too much work!
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- Yeah, but not after the tough
year that they've all had.
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I mean, look at poor Nia.
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She's never gotten to celebrate
any of the holidays with us.
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- It's okay.
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I do those
with family and friends.
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- Well, you're gonna forget
all about them
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once you've partied with us
at work.
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All-iday!
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- Hey, are the floor cleaners
almost ready?
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We're just pushing that g--
[sniffs]
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Whoa, it reeks of chemicals
in here.
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We should air this out.
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- Oh, yeah.
Good idea.
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[sighs in relief]
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That fresh air feels nice
on my face and eyebrows.
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- Dina, are you okay?
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- [sniffs]
Hmm?
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Oh, I just feel
a little lightheaded.
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I should probably sit down.
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- You're already sitting.
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- What?
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- Oh.
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I think maybe you got
a little high from the fumes.
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- Wait, could you repeat that,
but slower?
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I think I might be a little...
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oh, no.
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- Drive safe.
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- Oh, there they are.
Red Prius.
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Okay, watch, I'm gonna get rid
of these other cars
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so they don't have
to wait in line.
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VIP treatment.
- Cool.
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I'm gonna go...hide.
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I mean, not hide, but...
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yeah, I'm gonna go hide.
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- Okay.
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Sorry, your order's not ready.
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- Uh, don't you need
my order number?
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- Nope! Don't need it.
It's not ready. Take a lap.
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Come on. Take a lap.
Keep going.
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Come on.
Keep going.
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Take a lap.
Thank you. Thank you.
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All right.
Time to shine.
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[car honking]
Keep going.
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Take--
[car honks]
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Excuse me, I said take
a [bleep] lap, okay?
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- Mateo!
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We just honked to say hi.
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- Connie. Ron.
[chuckles nervously]
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Oh, my God, guys.
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Hi...
[exhales shakily]
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- So you didn't give them
their order?
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- Well, I couldn't let them
drive away thinking
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I'm some sort of yelling,
foul-mouthed dockworker!
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- I'm so sorry.
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I guess they got a new car.
Doesn't matter.
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Look, it was an accident, okay?
I'm sure they'll forgive you.
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- Like they forgave you
for taking a dump
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all over Emma's quinceañera?
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- I mean, I wouldn't say...
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I mean, that...
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they were really different
after that.
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- Just help me
make it up to them.
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Like, what's some stuff
they would like?
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- Um, okay.
Let's see.
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I know Connie collects those
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little porcelain
child figurines.
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- Something in the store I can
put in their order, please!
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- Right, yes.
Oh, they both love the--
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those fancy kettle chips.
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You know, the sea salt
and cracked pepper?
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- Okay. It's worth a try.
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I mean, I've gotta
do something.
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Eric is the best, and I do not
want to mess things up.
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- Yeah! Eric is the best.
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He's so, like, comfortable
in his own skin
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and, like, cool
without even trying.
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- Okay, calm down,
because he's taken.
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- ♪ Like you want me to
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♪ And I'll hold you tight
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♪ Baby,
all through the night ♪
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- So it turns out that pumpkins
are definitely not in season,
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so I thought maybe
we could carve these
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into jack-o'-lanterns.
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- I don't think
you can carve oranges,
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but I just put a hand turkey
on a menorah,
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so I guess
anything's on the table.
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- Hey, guys!
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We just wanted to take
a sneak peek, if that's okay.
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- Yeah.
- I don't know
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what you guys were planning,
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but for St. Patrick's Day,
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my aunt makes this
amazing Irish soda bread.
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- Kind of thought
this covered it.
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- Oh. Okay.
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It's just, I was missing
that soda bread this year.
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That, and my aunt's hot son.
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Aye-oh!
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- Well, I've never actually
made soda bread before,
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but I could take a shot at it.
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- Since you guys are
taking suggestions--
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- We're not--
- My girlfriend and I
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were gonna paint mugs for
each other for Valentine's Day.
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I was gonna do a raptor
on hers.
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It would've been sick.
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- Okay, so you're saying
that you want us to set up
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a mug painting station?
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- No, no. Garrett, it's okay.
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I just need a pen
and a piece of paper
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to write all these
great ideas down.
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- Yeah, they're great.
Hey, uh, Glenn?
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You don't need
to kill yourself.
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- Yeah, but come on.
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You see how badly
they need this.
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- [sighs]
- Okay!
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So who's got requests?
Let me hear it.
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- My mom makes this menudo
for Nochebuena.
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[sighs]
Next level.
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- I don't know.
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I don't think you should
eat anything back here.
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It smells like garbage
and raccoon pee.
251
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- It's not pee.
It's placenta.
252
00:08:35,623 --> 00:08:36,972
They keep nesting in here.
253
00:08:37,015 --> 00:08:39,627
I just need to find these
salt and vinegar cookies.
254
00:08:39,670 --> 00:08:42,020
I know we stuck some back here
after they were recalled.
255
00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:43,935
[phone buzzes]
256
00:08:43,979 --> 00:08:45,415
[gasps]
It's Brian.
257
00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,635
I can't talk to him like this.
- Why not?
258
00:08:47,678 --> 00:08:50,028
Bo and I always help each other
if we're high.
259
00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:52,640
I mean, this one time,
I got scared of hair,
260
00:08:52,683 --> 00:08:54,163
so he shaved all the dogs
for us.
261
00:08:54,206 --> 00:08:55,338
It was really sweet.
262
00:08:55,381 --> 00:08:57,514
- No, I just don't want Brian
to know.
263
00:08:57,558 --> 00:09:00,125
I don't want anyone to know.
It's embarrassing.
264
00:09:00,169 --> 00:09:01,605
Look at me!
I just invaded
265
00:09:01,649 --> 00:09:02,824
a raccoon's nest
looking for cookies
266
00:09:02,867 --> 00:09:05,130
that will definitely
make me sick.
267
00:09:05,174 --> 00:09:07,393
Oh! Thank God!
Here they are.
268
00:09:07,437 --> 00:09:09,352
- And we saw
your special request,
269
00:09:09,395 --> 00:09:11,397
and warmed up
that cottage cheese for you.
270
00:09:11,441 --> 00:09:13,312
So good luck.
271
00:09:17,316 --> 00:09:19,275
[clears throat]
- Hey, Jonah!
272
00:09:19,318 --> 00:09:20,537
You're not gonna say hi?
273
00:09:20,581 --> 00:09:24,280
[stammers]
Ron! Hey, Connie.
274
00:09:24,323 --> 00:09:25,629
What are you--
275
00:09:25,673 --> 00:09:27,588
I didn't even recognize
you guys with the masks.
276
00:09:27,631 --> 00:09:29,067
Hi!
277
00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:31,461
- Could you tell us
what's going on with our order?
278
00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:34,029
- Oh, yeah.
I'm sure it'll be out soon.
279
00:09:34,072 --> 00:09:37,554
Mateo's doing everything he can
to make it perfect for you.
280
00:09:37,598 --> 00:09:40,470
- Well, I told
my online poker room "BRB,"
281
00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,646
so he's kind of making me
look like a liar.
282
00:09:42,690 --> 00:09:44,866
- Yeah...
283
00:09:44,909 --> 00:09:48,696
look, Mateo just kind of wants
to get off on the right foot
284
00:09:48,739 --> 00:09:50,001
with you guys,
you know what I mean?
285
00:09:50,045 --> 00:09:51,437
Between us,
286
00:09:51,481 --> 00:09:53,222
he's not even supposed
to be working curbside.
287
00:09:53,265 --> 00:09:54,658
He just saw this
as an opportunity
288
00:09:54,702 --> 00:09:56,834
to, you know,
win your approval,
289
00:09:56,878 --> 00:09:59,968
you know, for his future
with Eric.
290
00:10:00,011 --> 00:10:02,448
- Our approval?
- Like, our blessing?
291
00:10:02,492 --> 00:10:03,667
- Yeah, I mean, you know,
292
00:10:03,711 --> 00:10:05,103
whatever you want to call it,
so...
293
00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:06,670
- Our baby's getting married!
- Oh! Oh, no!
294
00:10:06,714 --> 00:10:08,411
No, no, no. That's not what I--
- It's okay.
295
00:10:08,454 --> 00:10:10,282
We won't tell Mateo
you told us.
296
00:10:10,326 --> 00:10:12,110
Connie's really good
at acting surprised.
297
00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:13,242
- Oh, yeah.
- Cool.
298
00:10:13,285 --> 00:10:14,939
Just to be clear, though--
299
00:10:14,983 --> 00:10:17,463
- Hey, guys!
So sorry for the delay.
300
00:10:17,507 --> 00:10:18,856
I threw in a couple
of extra kettle chips
301
00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:19,814
to make it up to you.
302
00:10:19,857 --> 00:10:21,119
- Ay, Dios mío.
303
00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:23,295
[gasps]
I'm so surprised.
304
00:10:23,339 --> 00:10:25,820
[giggles]
- Our son is lucky to have you.
305
00:10:25,863 --> 00:10:28,779
- Wow, you really love
kettle chips.
306
00:10:28,823 --> 00:10:31,434
- Mateo, by the way,
if you want to talk to us,
307
00:10:31,477 --> 00:10:32,783
maybe we can go inside.
308
00:10:32,827 --> 00:10:35,046
Somewhere a little
more comfortable?
309
00:10:35,090 --> 00:10:36,439
- Sure! Absolutely!
310
00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:37,919
- Uh, right now?
311
00:10:37,962 --> 00:10:40,704
What about your poker game,
Ron?
312
00:10:40,748 --> 00:10:42,967
- Hey, some things
are more important.
313
00:10:43,011 --> 00:10:44,926
- Ah.
- Come on.
314
00:10:44,969 --> 00:10:47,406
- Jonah.
315
00:10:47,450 --> 00:10:48,712
Park the car.
- Oh.
316
00:10:48,756 --> 00:10:51,584
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Happy to help.
317
00:10:53,935 --> 00:10:56,198
- It's so nice to be able
to sit down in person.
318
00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:57,503
I bet you thought
I was just shoulders
319
00:10:57,547 --> 00:10:58,635
with a head.
[both laugh]
320
00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:00,158
- We did!
That's funny, huh?
321
00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:02,465
- So funny.
[all laugh]
322
00:11:02,508 --> 00:11:05,424
- Hey, uh, Mateo, can I talk
to you for a minute?
323
00:11:05,468 --> 00:11:08,427
Uh, there's
a curbside emergency.
324
00:11:08,471 --> 00:11:10,734
- Uh-huh. Sure.
325
00:11:10,778 --> 00:11:12,388
Oh, look.
I even got legs.
326
00:11:12,431 --> 00:11:16,174
[both laugh]
327
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,568
- Uh, so Ron and Connie are
328
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,223
kind of expecting you
to ask their blessing
329
00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:23,181
to...marry Eric.
330
00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:24,922
- What? Why?
331
00:11:24,966 --> 00:11:27,055
Do kettle chips mean something
in Honduran culture
332
00:11:27,098 --> 00:11:28,621
that I'm not aware of?
333
00:11:28,665 --> 00:11:30,667
- I told them that you wanted
to make a good impression,
334
00:11:30,711 --> 00:11:33,235
and they made some leaps.
335
00:11:33,278 --> 00:11:34,497
- To marriage?
336
00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:36,760
Eric and I aren't even
talking about that!
337
00:11:36,804 --> 00:11:38,153
- Look, just say
that you're not ready.
338
00:11:38,196 --> 00:11:39,763
You know, that's reasonable.
339
00:11:39,807 --> 00:11:41,373
You can even say
that it's my fault.
340
00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:43,767
- It was your fault,
but now they like me,
341
00:11:43,811 --> 00:11:45,987
and I'm not gonna
screw that up.
342
00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:47,379
You have to come back with me.
343
00:11:47,423 --> 00:11:49,425
- Oh, no. I can't.
- Please, Jonah.
344
00:11:49,468 --> 00:11:51,775
They're not gonna expect me
to ask if you're there.
345
00:11:51,819 --> 00:11:52,907
- Mateo, I'm not--
346
00:11:52,950 --> 00:11:54,082
- So I can be
the blameless angel,
347
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,910
and you can just be...
the weirdo
348
00:11:55,953 --> 00:11:57,607
who likes to hang out
with his ex's parents.
349
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,087
- I feel like there has to be
a better way.
350
00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:02,786
- Connie, Ron!
Jonah's gonna join us.
351
00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:04,614
[whispers loudly]
He misses you guys.
352
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:08,009
[microwave beeps]
353
00:12:08,052 --> 00:12:11,099
- Ow! Hot, hot!
Hot, hot, hot! Ow!
354
00:12:11,142 --> 00:12:13,318
Okay, so now, all I gotta do is
355
00:12:13,362 --> 00:12:15,756
pick out the mushrooms
from the cream of mushroom,
356
00:12:15,799 --> 00:12:17,453
the way that
Don's gam-gam does it,
357
00:12:17,496 --> 00:12:20,717
and I think we'll pretty much
be all done!
358
00:12:20,761 --> 00:12:23,459
- What the hell is that?
359
00:12:23,502 --> 00:12:25,983
- Oh! That's Garfield.
360
00:12:26,027 --> 00:12:28,246
I made him 'cause Sandra
was really missing seeing him
361
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,292
in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
362
00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:33,251
- Oh, well, now she'll see him
every time she closes her eyes.
363
00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:34,818
Oh!
- Come on, Garrett.
364
00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:36,298
It's just Garfield.
365
00:12:36,341 --> 00:12:37,821
- No, no, no, no.
Glenn, turn around.
366
00:12:37,865 --> 00:12:39,475
But slowly.
367
00:12:39,518 --> 00:12:40,955
- No!
368
00:12:40,998 --> 00:12:43,653
Come on, guys.
That food's for us!
369
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,916
[raccoons chittering]
No, I mean it! Seriously!
370
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,353
Guys. Guys.
371
00:12:48,397 --> 00:12:49,615
Guys!
372
00:12:51,356 --> 00:12:53,228
- Oh, God.
Hey, real quick.
373
00:12:53,271 --> 00:12:54,577
How do you talk
to people again?
374
00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:57,623
- Oh, just act normal.
No one's even gonna know.
375
00:12:57,667 --> 00:12:59,234
- Right. Normal.
- Dina.
376
00:12:59,277 --> 00:13:01,105
Can you help us with this?
377
00:13:01,149 --> 00:13:02,977
We can't figure out
how to use it.
378
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:04,152
- It's okay.
379
00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:08,069
- Okay, first of all,
I would like
380
00:13:08,112 --> 00:13:10,680
to thank you for starting
a conversation with me.
381
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:14,336
Um, you asked me a question,
which means now...
382
00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:18,427
it's my turn to answer it,
so...
383
00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:20,081
you just grip it firmly,
384
00:13:20,124 --> 00:13:23,388
almost as though the scrubber
is an extension of your arms.
385
00:13:23,432 --> 00:13:27,479
Kind of like you got two long,
industrial cleaning arms.
386
00:13:27,523 --> 00:13:29,351
[chuckles]
387
00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:31,005
Not that I think
that those are my actual arms.
388
00:13:31,048 --> 00:13:32,180
I know I have normal arms.
389
00:13:32,223 --> 00:13:34,573
Just a couple of flesh tubes,
390
00:13:34,617 --> 00:13:35,792
filled with blood.
391
00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:37,054
- Yo, are you high right now?
392
00:13:37,098 --> 00:13:38,882
- What did you just say to me?
393
00:13:38,926 --> 00:13:41,798
- Uh, so you guys know
the arm thing now,
394
00:13:41,842 --> 00:13:43,365
and you can take it from here.
395
00:13:43,408 --> 00:13:44,496
- We gotta go.
396
00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:45,846
I think I'm starting
to hallucinate.
397
00:13:45,889 --> 00:13:47,804
- No, it's...
398
00:13:47,848 --> 00:13:49,240
Dina.
399
00:13:49,284 --> 00:13:52,026
- And yet he ended up getting
the answer right anyway,
400
00:13:52,069 --> 00:13:53,462
and wins the game.
401
00:13:53,505 --> 00:13:55,551
- Okay, thank you for
walking us through the plot
402
00:13:55,594 --> 00:13:57,858
of "Slumdog Millionaire,"
a movie that we said
403
00:13:57,901 --> 00:13:58,902
we've all seen.
404
00:13:58,946 --> 00:14:00,599
- Uh-huh, yeah. No problem.
405
00:14:00,643 --> 00:14:03,733
- Jonah, don't let us keep you
if you have to go back to work.
406
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:07,911
I am sure Mateo would love
some alone time with us anyway.
407
00:14:07,955 --> 00:14:09,782
- [chuckles nervously]
Yeah, Jonah.
408
00:14:09,826 --> 00:14:11,741
Kind of awkward
you're just sticking around.
409
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,875
- Well, uh, I am on the clock.
410
00:14:14,918 --> 00:14:16,702
- [whimpers]
- But, no. No!
411
00:14:16,746 --> 00:14:18,879
I am not going anywhere. No.
412
00:14:18,922 --> 00:14:20,576
We've got some catching up
to do.
413
00:14:20,619 --> 00:14:22,883
- So is that recipe
you sent me a joke,
414
00:14:22,926 --> 00:14:25,059
or would I be making
the vegan bacon for my enemies?
415
00:14:25,102 --> 00:14:27,365
- Hey, it's...you!
416
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:30,281
- [laughs]
Hi. I'm Hannah.
417
00:14:30,325 --> 00:14:31,674
- Hannah!
418
00:14:31,717 --> 00:14:33,894
These are my friends,
Ron and Connie.
419
00:14:33,937 --> 00:14:36,244
- He used to date our daughter.
- Till he dumped her.
420
00:14:36,287 --> 00:14:38,246
- Oh.
- Ah, that's not true.
421
00:14:38,289 --> 00:14:39,682
I didn't even want to break up.
422
00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:41,075
I mean, I'm glad I did,
423
00:14:41,118 --> 00:14:43,164
because it made me
a better person.
424
00:14:43,207 --> 00:14:46,123
Not that Amy made me
a bad person!
425
00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:47,559
Uh, anyway,
426
00:14:47,603 --> 00:14:49,910
Carol's here somewhere,
so you should go...
427
00:14:49,953 --> 00:14:52,608
to--to her.
428
00:14:52,651 --> 00:14:54,392
- Cool.
429
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:57,047
[sighs]
430
00:14:57,091 --> 00:14:59,049
- Jonah, don't be rude.
431
00:14:59,093 --> 00:15:02,096
Tell us all
the vegan bacon recipe!
432
00:15:02,139 --> 00:15:03,967
- Yes! Uh...
433
00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:05,534
- Okay, enough.
434
00:15:05,577 --> 00:15:08,015
Jonah's not picking up
on social cues, as usual,
435
00:15:08,058 --> 00:15:09,451
so I'll just ask the question:
436
00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:13,977
Mateo, do you want our blessing
to marry our son?
437
00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:16,371
- Mm-hmm. Yep.
438
00:15:16,414 --> 00:15:18,242
That I do.
- [gasps]
439
00:15:18,286 --> 00:15:20,723
Oh, I'm so surprised!
440
00:15:22,507 --> 00:15:24,161
- Okay, I think
we can make this work.
441
00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:25,902
You know, we'll just
pick the fur out,
442
00:15:25,946 --> 00:15:28,600
and, you know--and then
sort of smush it back together,
443
00:15:28,644 --> 00:15:30,254
and then let
the good times roll.
444
00:15:30,298 --> 00:15:31,386
- Come on, Glenn. It's fine.
445
00:15:31,429 --> 00:15:32,953
We'll just tell people
the party's off.
446
00:15:32,996 --> 00:15:34,345
- No!
People deserve a good time.
447
00:15:34,389 --> 00:15:36,608
Come on.
We can fix this.
448
00:15:36,652 --> 00:15:38,480
Garrett, why aren't you
picking and smushing?
449
00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:40,612
- 'Cause I'm not
gonna do that, dude!
450
00:15:40,656 --> 00:15:42,179
Just get over it.
451
00:15:42,223 --> 00:15:44,094
There's nothing you can do
to make people happy.
452
00:15:44,138 --> 00:15:45,095
That's just the way it is.
453
00:15:45,139 --> 00:15:46,183
The pandemic happened,
454
00:15:46,227 --> 00:15:47,837
and everybody had
a [bleep] year.
455
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,317
- You don't think I know that?
456
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,710
Look, I gotta try
to give them something!
457
00:15:51,754 --> 00:15:54,365
I mean, people have been
working nonstop
458
00:15:54,409 --> 00:15:57,760
for so long,
risking their health, you know,
459
00:15:57,803 --> 00:16:00,415
and then we didn't even
get Christmas.
460
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:01,938
You know,
we had to stay at home
461
00:16:01,982 --> 00:16:03,026
eating baloney sandwiches
462
00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:05,202
and watching church
on Facebook Live!
463
00:16:05,246 --> 00:16:08,858
I...people have missed out
on so much.
464
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,338
And I just wanna
give them, like,
465
00:16:10,381 --> 00:16:13,689
one little ray of sunshine,
but I guess not!
466
00:16:13,732 --> 00:16:16,344
Not in this...
piece of crap year!
467
00:16:16,387 --> 00:16:17,780
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
468
00:16:17,823 --> 00:16:20,652
- Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm eating raccoon fur.
469
00:16:20,696 --> 00:16:22,567
And I don't care!
470
00:16:27,224 --> 00:16:29,313
- So that's all I need
from you.
471
00:16:29,357 --> 00:16:30,967
I'll give you a call
if there's any updates.
472
00:16:31,011 --> 00:16:33,143
- Great. And did you get my
text about which employees here
473
00:16:33,187 --> 00:16:34,536
I think are circumcised?
474
00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:36,320
- I did. Yes.
475
00:16:36,364 --> 00:16:38,844
I'm sorry.
How do you think that helps?
476
00:16:38,888 --> 00:16:41,673
- You're the lawyer.
477
00:16:41,717 --> 00:16:43,588
- Hey.
478
00:16:43,632 --> 00:16:45,068
So, um,
479
00:16:45,112 --> 00:16:47,070
look, I'm sorry about before.
480
00:16:47,114 --> 00:16:48,680
I didn't mean to blow you off
or anything.
481
00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:50,378
It was just, like,
a little awkward--
482
00:16:50,421 --> 00:16:51,683
- Oh, no. That's fine.
483
00:16:51,727 --> 00:16:53,076
I think it's totally cool
that you're friends
484
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,686
with your
ex-girlfriend's parents.
485
00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:56,079
- But I'm really not.
486
00:16:56,123 --> 00:16:57,776
- Oh, good.
Because that was weird.
487
00:16:57,820 --> 00:16:59,300
It was, like,
a massive red flag.
488
00:16:59,343 --> 00:17:01,128
[both laugh]
489
00:17:01,171 --> 00:17:03,086
- Uh, look,
490
00:17:03,130 --> 00:17:06,916
this might violate
some professional ethics
491
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,613
or something,
and I know you just came
492
00:17:08,657 --> 00:17:10,093
to get Carol's signature--
493
00:17:10,137 --> 00:17:13,357
- Well, I usually have
my clients e-sign.
494
00:17:13,401 --> 00:17:15,620
- Oh.
Uh, okay.
495
00:17:15,664 --> 00:17:19,537
Well then, would you maybe want
to get dinner this weekend?
496
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,279
- Yeah, I would.
- All right.
497
00:17:22,323 --> 00:17:24,542
- Now, my dad
only eats Italian,
498
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:27,284
and my mom is gonna want it
early, like 5:00-ish.
499
00:17:27,328 --> 00:17:29,286
- Oh, okay. Yeah. No.
I figured. I figured as much.
500
00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:31,810
I mean, it wouldn't be a date
without, um...
501
00:17:31,854 --> 00:17:34,117
I wanna say Barb and Mitch?
502
00:17:34,161 --> 00:17:36,032
- Sure, let's say
Barb and Mitch.
503
00:17:36,076 --> 00:17:37,642
- Great. Yeah, no.
I think the four of us are
504
00:17:37,686 --> 00:17:38,817
gonna have a great time
together.
505
00:17:38,861 --> 00:17:40,819
- [laughs]
Okay.
506
00:17:40,863 --> 00:17:43,996
[overlapping chatter]
507
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,129
[overlapping chatter fades]
508
00:17:46,173 --> 00:17:48,479
- So where do we
paint the mugs?
509
00:17:48,523 --> 00:17:50,002
- You don't.
510
00:17:50,046 --> 00:17:51,830
- What about
the Irish soda bread?
511
00:17:51,874 --> 00:17:54,006
- The raccoons ate it.
- [sighs]
512
00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:56,444
[overlapping chatter]
513
00:17:56,487 --> 00:17:59,708
- All right. Look.
Okay, guys, you know what?
514
00:17:59,751 --> 00:18:00,970
Sure, this party looks like
515
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,450
"A Charlie Brown
Hoarders Special,"
516
00:18:02,493 --> 00:18:04,930
but for once, you guys have
to do the people-pleasing
517
00:18:04,974 --> 00:18:07,281
because Glenn has been
doing it all day, all year.
518
00:18:07,324 --> 00:18:08,630
You know what?
He's been doing it
519
00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:10,110
since he started working here.
520
00:18:10,153 --> 00:18:12,155
So here's what's gonna happen:
you guys are gonna enjoy
521
00:18:12,199 --> 00:18:14,592
this weird-ass little party
'cause that's what Glenn wants.
522
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,855
Got it?
523
00:18:16,899 --> 00:18:18,683
I'll put vodka in the punch.
524
00:18:18,727 --> 00:18:19,989
- Now that's what
I'm talking about.
525
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:23,297
[murmurs of agreement]
526
00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:26,300
- Hey, fiancé.
527
00:18:26,343 --> 00:18:28,954
- Oh, God.
What parts did you hear?
528
00:18:28,998 --> 00:18:31,522
- Not much, since my mom was
crying a lot,
529
00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:34,960
but I was able to catch
that we're getting married?
530
00:18:35,004 --> 00:18:37,441
- Okay, I swear this is
all Jonah's fault--
531
00:18:37,485 --> 00:18:38,790
- It's fine.
532
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:42,098
I'm sure Parker will get
a new tooth soon
533
00:18:42,142 --> 00:18:44,579
and they'll forget that
we promised them a big wedding.
534
00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:47,321
- [sighs in relief]
Yeah.
535
00:18:47,364 --> 00:18:49,149
Although...
536
00:18:49,192 --> 00:18:52,456
- That's a pretty big
"although" to leave hanging.
537
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,893
- [sighs]
I don't know.
538
00:18:54,937 --> 00:18:56,504
I've been trying not
to think about my future
539
00:18:56,547 --> 00:18:58,897
just 'cause it's so up
in the air with my status,
540
00:18:58,941 --> 00:19:01,204
and, you know,
everything being hell,
541
00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:03,380
but...
542
00:19:03,424 --> 00:19:06,340
I'm just sick of putting
everything on hold.
543
00:19:06,383 --> 00:19:08,777
So...yeah.
544
00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:11,867
I want to marry you someday.
545
00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:14,217
I mean, not that I even know
if that's something you want--
546
00:19:14,261 --> 00:19:16,698
- But it is.
547
00:19:16,741 --> 00:19:18,830
- Really?
548
00:19:18,874 --> 00:19:20,484
- We should start
talking about it.
549
00:19:20,528 --> 00:19:22,834
- [sighs in relief]
550
00:19:22,878 --> 00:19:24,923
- I just would've preferred
we talk about it
551
00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:26,621
before my mom started
sending me photos
552
00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:28,144
of matching white tuxes.
553
00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:29,972
- [laughs]
Oh.
554
00:19:30,015 --> 00:19:32,975
[uplifting music]
555
00:19:33,018 --> 00:19:34,585
♪
556
00:19:34,629 --> 00:19:36,674
We would never do matching
white tuxes, by the way.
557
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,110
- Never!
558
00:19:38,154 --> 00:19:39,590
- I don't know, Jerusha.
559
00:19:39,634 --> 00:19:42,854
I don't think I need a
pepperoni casserole right now.
560
00:19:42,898 --> 00:19:44,769
I need a time machine.
561
00:19:44,813 --> 00:19:47,076
- Will Glenn Sturgis please
report to the warehouse?
562
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,383
Glenn. Sturgis. Warehouse.
563
00:19:49,426 --> 00:19:51,559
- Uh, I gotta go.
564
00:19:51,602 --> 00:19:53,343
- ♪ Deck the halls
565
00:19:53,387 --> 00:19:55,563
♪ Deck the halls
[excited chatter]
566
00:19:55,606 --> 00:19:59,697
♪ Deck the halls
567
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:02,047
♪ See the blazing yule
568
00:20:02,091 --> 00:20:04,267
♪ Before us
569
00:20:04,311 --> 00:20:07,009
♪ Fa la la la la
570
00:20:07,052 --> 00:20:10,055
- Wow! This is wonderful.
571
00:20:10,099 --> 00:20:12,319
- Yeah, I gotta say, Glenn,
I was wrong.
572
00:20:12,362 --> 00:20:14,059
People seem
to really like the party.
573
00:20:14,103 --> 00:20:15,365
- Yeah, I know!
574
00:20:15,409 --> 00:20:17,280
Look at the look
of childlike wonder
575
00:20:17,324 --> 00:20:18,673
on Brett's face.
576
00:20:18,716 --> 00:20:19,848
- ♪ Deck the halls
577
00:20:19,891 --> 00:20:21,458
- Aw!
578
00:20:21,502 --> 00:20:22,851
- Oh!
- Hey!
579
00:20:22,894 --> 00:20:24,896
- [grunts]
[cheering]
580
00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:26,550
- [laughs]
581
00:20:26,594 --> 00:20:28,204
Wait, are those potatoes?
582
00:20:28,248 --> 00:20:30,728
- Do people know
they have candy in Ireland?
583
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,339
- Shh, we're not
questioning it.
584
00:20:32,382 --> 00:20:35,080
Great party, Glenn!
- Oh!
585
00:20:35,124 --> 00:20:37,692
- [laughs]
Hey, friend-o!
586
00:20:37,735 --> 00:20:39,041
How was the deep clean?
587
00:20:39,084 --> 00:20:40,956
Did you guys find any
vintage COVID from April?
588
00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:43,524
- Oh, uh, yeah.
Everything was great.
589
00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,308
Dina was especially normal.
590
00:20:45,352 --> 00:20:47,179
- It's okay.
It's Garrett.
591
00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:49,312
I was high today.
- What?
592
00:20:49,356 --> 00:20:51,183
Are you serious?
Well, I wanna know everything.
593
00:20:51,227 --> 00:20:52,794
Context,
embarrassing anecdotes,
594
00:20:52,837 --> 00:20:54,317
the whole nine yards.
- Okay.
595
00:20:54,361 --> 00:20:56,885
So it all started first thing
in the morning, right?
596
00:20:56,928 --> 00:20:59,191
- ♪ Mistletoeing,
and hearts will be glowing ♪
597
00:20:59,235 --> 00:21:03,195
♪ When loved ones are near
598
00:21:03,239 --> 00:21:06,111
- Hey, everybody!
It's snowing!
599
00:21:06,155 --> 00:21:10,115
It's an All-iday miracle!
600
00:21:10,159 --> 00:21:14,859
- ♪ Oh, the most
wonderful time ♪
601
00:21:14,903 --> 00:21:16,774
♪ Of the year
602
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,341
[all grunting]
- Oh. Yeah.
603
00:21:18,385 --> 00:21:19,821
It's been snowing for months.
604
00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:23,259
Close the door!
Jesus, Glenn!