1 00:00:07,115 --> 00:00:09,595 ♪ 2 00:00:13,338 --> 00:00:14,339 - Can I help you with something? 3 00:00:14,426 --> 00:00:15,514 - Oh, hi. 4 00:00:15,601 --> 00:00:16,602 Um, it's Amy. 5 00:00:16,689 --> 00:00:18,213 We met, like, a month ago. 6 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:19,910 I thought I'd show up on the last day 7 00:00:19,997 --> 00:00:21,172 and surprise everybody. 8 00:00:21,259 --> 00:00:22,478 - That's so nice. 9 00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:23,609 What's the surprise? 10 00:00:23,696 --> 00:00:25,916 - Um, just me. 11 00:00:26,003 --> 00:00:28,179 - Oh, I thought it would be, like, doughnuts or something. 12 00:00:28,266 --> 00:00:31,530 - Amy, it's so good to see you! 13 00:00:31,617 --> 00:00:33,967 - Sandra, hi! 14 00:00:34,055 --> 00:00:35,839 - Hi! What are you doing here? 15 00:00:35,926 --> 00:00:37,406 - I wanted to see everybody one last time. 16 00:00:37,493 --> 00:00:39,799 - So you're back from California. 17 00:00:39,886 --> 00:00:41,627 That's so great. 18 00:00:41,714 --> 00:00:42,802 - Don't worry. 19 00:00:42,889 --> 00:00:44,065 You and Eric can stay in my house 20 00:00:44,152 --> 00:00:45,457 as long as you need. 21 00:00:45,544 --> 00:00:47,633 - Thank God. Love you. So glad you're back. 22 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,374 - Welcome home. 23 00:00:49,461 --> 00:00:50,810 - Thank you. 24 00:00:50,897 --> 00:00:52,247 It's good to be home. 25 00:00:53,291 --> 00:00:55,598 - Amy! 26 00:00:55,685 --> 00:00:59,080 - Glenn, hi. - I am so happy to see you. 27 00:00:59,167 --> 00:01:00,994 - I wasn't gonna not say goodbye. 28 00:01:01,082 --> 00:01:02,779 - We are so short-staffed today. 29 00:01:02,866 --> 00:01:04,128 - No, I wasn't planning on-- - Just tell you what. 30 00:01:05,564 --> 00:01:06,261 Grab a vest in the back. - I've got something I gotta-- 31 00:01:07,914 --> 00:01:08,001 - We're super light in Grocery. - But the thing is, I had a-- 32 00:01:08,872 --> 00:01:09,786 - Just do whatever you can do. 33 00:01:11,048 --> 00:01:14,095 My God, this is like God sent me a literal angel. 34 00:01:16,184 --> 00:01:17,924 - Like I said, welcome home. 35 00:01:22,538 --> 00:01:24,366 ♪ 36 00:01:24,453 --> 00:01:25,889 - Attention, shoppers. 37 00:01:25,976 --> 00:01:28,413 It's the final day of our liquidation sale 38 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,241 before the doors close for good. 39 00:01:30,328 --> 00:01:32,243 Our selection's fairly picked over, 40 00:01:32,330 --> 00:01:34,376 but the following items 41 00:01:34,463 --> 00:01:37,814 irregular ladies' golf shoes size 14 and above, 42 00:01:37,901 --> 00:01:40,338 grape-scented laundry detergent, 43 00:01:40,425 --> 00:01:42,993 and the VHS box set of "Sweet Valley High." 44 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:45,648 What'll Jessica and Elizabeth get into next? 45 00:01:45,735 --> 00:01:47,389 Buy 'em while you can, or else wait a day 46 00:01:47,476 --> 00:01:49,173 and fish 'em out of our dumpster. 47 00:01:51,349 --> 00:01:52,829 - There she is, 48 00:01:52,916 --> 00:01:54,352 back in the blue. 49 00:01:54,439 --> 00:01:56,528 - Like I never left. Hey, I heard the news. 50 00:01:56,615 --> 00:01:58,443 Congratulations, 51 00:01:58,530 --> 00:01:59,923 Miss Fulfillment Center Manager. 52 00:02:00,010 --> 00:02:01,925 - I haven't told anyone yet. - Oh. 53 00:02:02,012 --> 00:02:03,274 - As soon as it gets out, 54 00:02:03,361 --> 00:02:04,754 everyone's gonna start asking me for a job, 55 00:02:04,841 --> 00:02:06,756 and Zephra's already filled most of the openings. 56 00:02:06,843 --> 00:02:08,453 - I can only keep five people, 57 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:11,064 and it is tougher than I thought it would be. 58 00:02:11,152 --> 00:02:12,979 - So there's no one you want to take with you? 59 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,807 - No, actually, everyone has their strengths. 60 00:02:14,894 --> 00:02:16,592 You know, Marcus has warehouse experience. 61 00:02:16,679 --> 00:02:18,768 Janet's good under pressure. 62 00:02:18,855 --> 00:02:20,291 Jonah's smart, but I don't even know if he's staying in town 63 00:02:20,378 --> 00:02:21,640 since him and Hannah broke up. 64 00:02:21,727 --> 00:02:22,728 - What? 65 00:02:22,815 --> 00:02:24,077 They broke up? - Yeah. 66 00:02:24,165 --> 00:02:25,992 - Uh, why? Why? 67 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:27,733 I hadn't heard that. Why did they break up? 68 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:30,214 - You know, I'm not sure. 69 00:02:30,301 --> 00:02:31,781 Why are you so interested? 70 00:02:33,261 --> 00:02:35,176 - Because it's interesting. 71 00:02:35,263 --> 00:02:37,613 I mean, all kinds of things are interesting. 72 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:39,397 You know, lots of things are interesting 73 00:02:39,484 --> 00:02:40,616 if you really think about it. 74 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:42,487 - Uh-huh. 75 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:46,012 - So... 76 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:47,405 retirement, huh? 77 00:02:47,492 --> 00:02:48,711 Got any big plans? 78 00:02:48,798 --> 00:02:50,539 - Yeah, I think I might finally 79 00:02:50,626 --> 00:02:52,280 watch "The Queen's Gambit." 80 00:02:52,367 --> 00:02:54,195 - Okay, so that's... 81 00:02:54,282 --> 00:02:55,326 seven episodes. 82 00:02:55,413 --> 00:02:57,415 What else? 83 00:02:57,502 --> 00:02:59,896 - Well, I hadn't really thought much beyond that. 84 00:03:00,984 --> 00:03:02,681 Gosh, I guess there's gonna be a lot of hours 85 00:03:02,768 --> 00:03:04,205 to fill, huh? 86 00:03:04,292 --> 00:03:06,598 - Yeah, yeah, but that's a good thing, right, Glenn? 87 00:03:06,685 --> 00:03:08,383 I mean, I'm sure you've got hobbies. 88 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:11,212 - No, 'cause work is all I've ever known, Jonah. 89 00:03:11,299 --> 00:03:13,388 I mean, I started at my dad's hardware store 90 00:03:13,475 --> 00:03:14,737 when I was eight, 91 00:03:14,824 --> 00:03:16,521 and before that, I worked at the tollbooth. 92 00:03:16,608 --> 00:03:18,306 - Glenn, I'm sure you're gonna be fine. 93 00:03:18,393 --> 00:03:20,438 There's gotta be something that you can do. 94 00:03:21,918 --> 00:03:23,833 - Well, what if I got a 500-piece puzzle? 95 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:26,009 That'd take up some time, right? 96 00:03:26,096 --> 00:03:27,532 - Some. 97 00:03:27,619 --> 00:03:30,143 - What, you want me to get a 1,000-piece puzzle? 98 00:03:30,231 --> 00:03:33,016 How much table space do you think I have, Jonah? 99 00:03:35,540 --> 00:03:36,976 - Yeah. 100 00:03:37,063 --> 00:03:38,717 - Yeah, we could, like, you know...get it-- 101 00:03:38,804 --> 00:03:39,892 - Smart time to buy a new washer. 102 00:03:41,067 --> 00:03:41,894 - Oh, actually, Bo wants to buy them all. 103 00:03:42,982 --> 00:03:44,027 - Oh. - Yeah, get 'em for mad cheap, 104 00:03:44,114 --> 00:03:45,289 then resell them to the suckers, 105 00:03:45,376 --> 00:03:46,421 make that scrilla. 106 00:03:46,508 --> 00:03:47,509 - What if you can't sell 'em? 107 00:03:47,596 --> 00:03:49,380 - Then I open up a laundromat. 108 00:03:49,467 --> 00:03:50,816 Come on, man, think. 109 00:03:50,903 --> 00:03:52,165 Use those glasses. 110 00:03:52,253 --> 00:03:54,385 - Well, I guess you have more of a plan than I do 111 00:03:54,472 --> 00:03:56,213 since I'm basically unhirable now. 112 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:58,302 - Mm, plight of the undocumented, man, 113 00:03:58,389 --> 00:04:00,348 and yet the 1% and whatnots. 114 00:04:00,435 --> 00:04:02,045 - You always know what to say. 115 00:04:02,132 --> 00:04:03,481 - Well, you can always come over to our place 116 00:04:03,568 --> 00:04:04,961 and do your laundry. 117 00:04:05,048 --> 00:04:06,179 - Thanks, Chey. 118 00:04:06,267 --> 00:04:09,531 - For a price that is reasonable. 119 00:04:09,618 --> 00:04:13,665 - ♪ When the dance is through, it's me and you ♪ 120 00:04:13,752 --> 00:04:15,885 ♪ Come on, would it really be ♪ 121 00:04:15,972 --> 00:04:18,757 - Why is this not--what the-- 122 00:04:18,844 --> 00:04:20,890 - Well, well, well... 123 00:04:20,977 --> 00:04:22,239 Little Miss Corporate spent so much time 124 00:04:22,326 --> 00:04:23,458 at her cushy desk job, 125 00:04:23,545 --> 00:04:25,155 she forgot how a scanner works. 126 00:04:25,242 --> 00:04:27,026 - No, I did not. I just-- I think this one's broken. 127 00:04:27,113 --> 00:04:28,550 - I'm messing with you. I'm messing with you. 128 00:04:28,637 --> 00:04:30,943 They switched us over to CCDs. Here, look. 129 00:04:31,030 --> 00:04:33,032 You have to press these two buttons at the same time, 130 00:04:33,119 --> 00:04:34,295 and you've gotta get it closer 131 00:04:34,382 --> 00:04:35,774 than you did with the lasers. 132 00:04:35,861 --> 00:04:38,124 - Got it. Thank you for the pro tip. 133 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:39,343 - You know, it's always nice 134 00:04:39,430 --> 00:04:41,214 when a, uh, working stiff like me 135 00:04:41,302 --> 00:04:42,955 can help out a fancy dame, you know? 136 00:04:43,042 --> 00:04:44,435 - You know, I still have no idea 137 00:04:44,522 --> 00:04:45,784 what that accent is, 138 00:04:45,871 --> 00:04:47,177 and I think it's gotten worse. 139 00:04:47,264 --> 00:04:48,439 - Oh, oh, come on, now. 140 00:04:48,526 --> 00:04:50,311 I'm a little rusty, you know? 141 00:04:50,398 --> 00:04:52,661 I haven't done it in a New York minute. 142 00:04:52,748 --> 00:04:55,185 - Maybe the accent goes away with the store. 143 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:57,970 - Speaking of which, 144 00:04:58,057 --> 00:04:59,581 what are your plans 145 00:04:59,668 --> 00:05:02,279 in a post-Cloud 9 world? 146 00:05:02,366 --> 00:05:03,672 - Uh, well, I mean, 147 00:05:03,759 --> 00:05:05,238 I'll grieve, obviously, 148 00:05:05,326 --> 00:05:06,849 for the obligatory 90 days. 149 00:05:06,936 --> 00:05:08,111 - Obviously. Me too. 150 00:05:08,198 --> 00:05:09,547 Full veil and everything. - Yeah, for sure. 151 00:05:09,634 --> 00:05:10,940 And then, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. 152 00:05:11,027 --> 00:05:12,333 I got a lot to figure out, you know, 153 00:05:12,420 --> 00:05:13,943 like, am I gonna move back to Chicago or... 154 00:05:14,030 --> 00:05:15,684 - Oh. 155 00:05:16,511 --> 00:05:19,340 I mean, just that Chicago has all that wind, 156 00:05:19,427 --> 00:05:20,732 and Hannah's here. 157 00:05:20,819 --> 00:05:22,343 - Oh, we broke up. 158 00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:24,170 - What? Oh, no. 159 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:25,650 I'm so sorry. - It's fine. 160 00:05:25,737 --> 00:05:28,131 No, it's--I mean, we only dated for, like, a month. 161 00:05:28,218 --> 00:05:30,699 - Oh, man, that is not long enough. 162 00:05:30,786 --> 00:05:33,484 Well, I had no idea that you two had broken up. 163 00:05:33,571 --> 00:05:34,920 - Yes, you did. 164 00:05:35,007 --> 00:05:37,358 I told you they broke up, like, ten minutes ago. 165 00:05:37,445 --> 00:05:38,837 - No, you didn't. 166 00:05:38,924 --> 00:05:40,622 - Oh. 167 00:05:40,709 --> 00:05:42,319 No, I didn't tell you that. 168 00:05:42,406 --> 00:05:44,365 It was the other Latina employee, 169 00:05:44,452 --> 00:05:46,410 and you all look the same to me 170 00:05:46,497 --> 00:05:48,412 because I'm a racist, 171 00:05:48,499 --> 00:05:51,850 so that's something I should probably work on. 172 00:05:56,420 --> 00:05:58,291 She still thinks Sandra's Latina. 173 00:06:03,862 --> 00:06:04,950 - There's balls, and-- 174 00:06:05,037 --> 00:06:07,344 oh, what about boxing as a hobby? 175 00:06:07,431 --> 00:06:09,390 You look great in silk shorts. 176 00:06:09,477 --> 00:06:11,130 - I know, but I'm just uncomfortable 177 00:06:11,217 --> 00:06:12,523 with the punching. 178 00:06:12,610 --> 00:06:14,830 - Well, yeah, there's a lot of punching in it. 179 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:17,441 - Well, what about, uh, fishing? 180 00:06:17,528 --> 00:06:19,225 A lot of retired people like that. 181 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:21,227 - What would be the point? I can't eat the fish. 182 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,273 - His throat's a bone magnet. 183 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:24,840 - You know, Mateo, it's funny. 184 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:26,929 You're undocumented, and I'm over 60, 185 00:06:27,016 --> 00:06:29,671 and America doesn't want either of us to work anymore. 186 00:06:29,758 --> 00:06:31,586 - Right, but... 187 00:06:31,673 --> 00:06:33,414 I'm under constant fear of deportation, 188 00:06:33,501 --> 00:06:35,633 and you get discounts at movie theaters, so... 189 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,418 - Not new releases. 190 00:06:37,505 --> 00:06:40,333 - Wow, must be awful to live in terror of spoilers. 191 00:06:40,421 --> 00:06:42,292 Excuse me. 192 00:06:42,379 --> 00:06:45,121 - Ooh, what about grilling? 193 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:46,992 That could be fun. 194 00:06:47,079 --> 00:06:48,690 - Okay, Jerusha, no offense, 195 00:06:48,777 --> 00:06:51,170 but you are spiraling right now. 196 00:06:51,257 --> 00:06:52,433 - Yeah, I'm hoping I can get another 197 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:54,086 floor supervisor job. 198 00:06:54,173 --> 00:06:55,871 I just bought a ton of clipboards. 199 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:57,307 - What about you, Ames? 200 00:06:57,394 --> 00:06:58,395 Have you thought about what you want to do next? 201 00:06:59,527 --> 00:07:00,223 - I mean, I have some interviews lined up. 202 00:07:01,398 --> 00:07:01,964 Turns out, once you've been an executive, 203 00:07:03,095 --> 00:07:03,922 it's kind of easy to stay an executive. 204 00:07:04,009 --> 00:07:04,923 - Nice. - Hmm. 205 00:07:05,010 --> 00:07:07,317 - Hey, so, um... 206 00:07:07,404 --> 00:07:10,320 how upset was Jonah 207 00:07:10,407 --> 00:07:11,495 when I left? 208 00:07:12,888 --> 00:07:14,759 - Oh, I'd say... 209 00:07:14,846 --> 00:07:15,804 pretty upset. 210 00:07:15,891 --> 00:07:16,935 - Pretty upset. 211 00:07:17,022 --> 00:07:19,460 - On a scale of 1 to 10, like... 212 00:07:19,547 --> 00:07:21,287 9.5. 213 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,072 - Solid 9.5. 214 00:07:23,159 --> 00:07:25,161 - That makes-- that makes sense. 215 00:07:25,248 --> 00:07:26,423 - You're not thinking about getting back 216 00:07:26,510 --> 00:07:27,772 on that merry-go-round, are you? 217 00:07:27,859 --> 00:07:29,295 Is this, like, 218 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,080 a "you break it, you bought it" situation? 219 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:33,474 - Dina, it's not like that. 220 00:07:33,561 --> 00:07:34,910 No, it's just, 221 00:07:34,997 --> 00:07:36,738 once I got out to California, 222 00:07:36,825 --> 00:07:39,567 everything just felt... 223 00:07:39,654 --> 00:07:41,525 And... 224 00:07:41,612 --> 00:07:43,396 I don't know, I think I... 225 00:07:45,355 --> 00:07:47,749 I think I made a mistake not marrying Jonah. 226 00:07:47,836 --> 00:07:48,750 - Ya think? 227 00:07:51,622 --> 00:07:54,190 I just--I can't anymore. 228 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,802 - She's been pretty upset too. 229 00:07:57,889 --> 00:07:59,064 - Garrett, for the contact list, 230 00:07:59,151 --> 00:08:01,023 you wrote email@email.email. 231 00:08:01,110 --> 00:08:02,503 - Oh, really? 232 00:08:02,590 --> 00:08:04,287 You too cool to keep in touch with everybody? 233 00:08:04,374 --> 00:08:05,288 - I'm just being realistic, man. 234 00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:06,724 Look, we work together, 235 00:08:06,811 --> 00:08:07,986 and now we're gonna go work with other people. 236 00:08:09,292 --> 00:08:10,206 I'd rather skip the part where we email for a week 237 00:08:11,381 --> 00:08:11,729 trying to plan some fictional group trip. 238 00:08:12,730 --> 00:08:13,601 - But we are doing a group trip. 239 00:08:14,645 --> 00:08:15,516 - It's either gonna be Kansas City 240 00:08:15,603 --> 00:08:16,995 or Tokyo. 241 00:08:17,082 --> 00:08:18,867 - Buddy, we're not making it to Applebee's, 242 00:08:18,954 --> 00:08:20,695 and we work down the street from Applebee's. 243 00:08:20,782 --> 00:08:22,827 - Ugh, love Applebee's. 244 00:08:22,914 --> 00:08:25,177 - Okay, any five. 245 00:08:25,264 --> 00:08:26,788 Doesn't matter who. 246 00:08:26,875 --> 00:08:28,050 Let's see. 247 00:08:28,137 --> 00:08:30,574 Here we go. 248 00:08:32,315 --> 00:08:34,447 Oh, oh, God, no. 249 00:08:34,535 --> 00:08:36,928 Nope, not gonna work. All right. 250 00:08:37,015 --> 00:08:39,061 - ♪ Hot child in the city 251 00:08:41,367 --> 00:08:44,283 ♪ Runnin' wild and lookin' pretty ♪ 252 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,025 - Hey. 253 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:48,287 - Hey. 254 00:08:49,811 --> 00:08:53,031 - So I've been meaning to tell you, uh, 255 00:08:53,118 --> 00:08:55,294 "The Americans" is really good. 256 00:08:55,381 --> 00:08:57,383 - You watched it. - I did. 257 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,908 I mean, I watched basically everything. 258 00:08:59,995 --> 00:09:01,562 You know, pandemic. 259 00:09:01,649 --> 00:09:04,477 I kept wanting to text you, but... 260 00:09:06,044 --> 00:09:08,003 - Well, I'm glad you liked it. 261 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:09,918 - And, um... 262 00:09:10,005 --> 00:09:12,747 the other thing that I've been wanting to tell you 263 00:09:12,834 --> 00:09:14,662 is that I'm sorry. 264 00:09:16,315 --> 00:09:17,708 I'm sorry for the way I left. 265 00:09:17,795 --> 00:09:19,536 It was... 266 00:09:19,623 --> 00:09:21,582 selfish and awful and-- 267 00:09:21,669 --> 00:09:23,932 - Hey, I--we--I don't-- 268 00:09:24,019 --> 00:09:26,543 look, you don't have to apologize to me 269 00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:28,110 for not wanting to marry me. 270 00:09:28,197 --> 00:09:29,502 - No! 271 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:31,548 It wasn't even about that. 272 00:09:31,635 --> 00:09:33,158 I just--I think that, like, 273 00:09:33,245 --> 00:09:35,117 my brain short-circuited. 274 00:09:35,204 --> 00:09:37,728 You know, suddenly I had all these options 275 00:09:37,815 --> 00:09:39,164 for the first time in my life, and I was like, 276 00:09:39,251 --> 00:09:41,471 "Yay, I get to decide what I want, 277 00:09:41,558 --> 00:09:43,908 but wait, like, how do I decide what I want?" 278 00:09:43,995 --> 00:09:45,954 - Yeah, welcome to the world of privilege. 279 00:09:46,041 --> 00:09:47,999 - It's very hard on this side of things. 280 00:09:48,086 --> 00:09:49,653 Why didn't you warn me? 281 00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:50,654 - Don't know. 282 00:09:50,741 --> 00:09:52,221 - Look, Jonah, 283 00:09:52,308 --> 00:09:55,050 I didn't know what I wanted, 284 00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:56,965 but I know now, and-- 285 00:09:57,052 --> 00:09:59,837 - Amy, I'm happy that you figured it out. 286 00:09:59,924 --> 00:10:01,578 I really, really am. 287 00:10:01,665 --> 00:10:04,146 But I'm not just... 288 00:10:05,277 --> 00:10:06,714 I don't know, I'm not just something you can schedule 289 00:10:06,801 --> 00:10:08,237 for whenever you're free, you know? 290 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,327 I'm sorry, but I just-- 291 00:10:11,414 --> 00:10:13,546 I don't know what I want anymore. 292 00:10:14,678 --> 00:10:15,679 - Okay. 293 00:10:20,249 --> 00:10:22,512 Um, if you figure it out... 294 00:10:24,296 --> 00:10:25,602 Let me know. 295 00:10:36,744 --> 00:10:39,137 - ♪ Sometimes it feels like 296 00:10:39,224 --> 00:10:42,837 ♪ It's all moving way too fast ♪ 297 00:10:43,489 --> 00:10:45,666 - Excuse me. Um, where would I find nutmeg? 298 00:10:45,753 --> 00:10:47,450 - Nutmeg? Well, that's aisle 12, 299 00:10:47,537 --> 00:10:48,973 right over there. - Aisle 12. 300 00:10:49,060 --> 00:10:50,061 Okay, thank you so much for your help. 301 00:10:50,148 --> 00:10:52,020 - You're so welcome. - Uh... 302 00:10:52,107 --> 00:10:53,630 the coronavirus. 303 00:10:55,284 --> 00:10:56,633 Okay. - Have a heavenly day. 304 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,287 - Okay, thanks, okay. 305 00:10:58,374 --> 00:10:59,680 - You a big spice guy? 306 00:10:59,767 --> 00:11:01,682 - That man might be my last customer ever. 307 00:11:01,769 --> 00:11:03,640 It's so sad. 308 00:11:03,727 --> 00:11:05,337 - Yeah, we're all-- 309 00:11:05,424 --> 00:11:06,338 - I'm gonna miss this. 310 00:11:06,425 --> 00:11:07,557 You know, I thought I had 311 00:11:07,644 --> 00:11:09,515 a few more good years left in me. 312 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,039 You know, my dad, 313 00:11:11,126 --> 00:11:13,258 he worked at our hardware store till he was 80. 314 00:11:13,345 --> 00:11:14,738 I thought I'd do the same, but... 315 00:11:14,825 --> 00:11:16,044 it's just so unfair. 316 00:11:16,131 --> 00:11:17,480 - Glenn! 317 00:11:17,567 --> 00:11:19,264 If you don't want to retire, then don't. 318 00:11:19,351 --> 00:11:21,005 No one's making you stop working. 319 00:11:21,092 --> 00:11:24,269 - Hey, Mat-- - 320 00:11:27,185 --> 00:11:29,884 ♪ 321 00:11:29,971 --> 00:11:31,494 - Hey, everyone! 322 00:11:31,581 --> 00:11:34,236 I'm not gonna retire. 323 00:11:34,323 --> 00:11:37,413 Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna get a new job 324 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:40,895 or maybe even reopen Sturgis & Sons Hardware, 325 00:11:40,982 --> 00:11:43,201 though I-I have to check with Jerusha, 326 00:11:43,288 --> 00:11:45,073 because, you know, it's a very big commitment. 327 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,423 - I think it's a great idea! 328 00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:48,946 - Hey, guys, good news. 329 00:11:49,033 --> 00:11:51,122 Jerusha's in. 330 00:11:57,085 --> 00:11:58,086 - You okay? 331 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:00,741 - Oh. 332 00:12:00,828 --> 00:12:02,830 I'm the new fulfillment center manager, 333 00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:04,483 but I can only keep five employees, 334 00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,747 and I can't make up my mind. 335 00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:08,487 - When I have a tough decision to make, 336 00:12:08,574 --> 00:12:10,359 I like to spend a Sunday on the bus. 337 00:12:10,446 --> 00:12:12,317 Pack a little lunch, and just bus on it. 338 00:12:12,404 --> 00:12:13,536 - Ah, Sandra, I can't get sucked 339 00:12:13,623 --> 00:12:14,885 into your bleak life, okay? 340 00:12:14,972 --> 00:12:17,148 Zephra needs a list now. 341 00:12:18,236 --> 00:12:19,542 - Okay. 342 00:12:27,637 --> 00:12:28,899 Done. 343 00:12:31,554 --> 00:12:33,425 - Yeah, that's it. 344 00:12:34,949 --> 00:12:37,473 Why the "AM" next to your name? 345 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,301 - 'Cause I'm your assistant manager. 346 00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:46,308 - If that's okay with you. 347 00:12:46,395 --> 00:12:47,265 I don't want to be presumptuous. 348 00:12:47,352 --> 00:12:48,614 - No, you're in. 349 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:49,877 - I was going for, like, a... 350 00:12:49,964 --> 00:12:52,009 cool, badass moment. 351 00:12:52,096 --> 00:12:53,402 - Yeah, I got that. - Good. 352 00:12:53,489 --> 00:12:55,186 - Yeah, you don't need to do-- okay, you did. 353 00:12:55,273 --> 00:12:56,579 All right. 354 00:12:56,666 --> 00:12:58,233 - This is probably the last time 355 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,235 I'm ever gonna clean up slushie vomit. 356 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,498 Oh, can you take a picture? 357 00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:04,108 - No. What? 358 00:13:04,195 --> 00:13:05,414 Look, I don't get it. 359 00:13:05,501 --> 00:13:06,850 We work in a big, dumb, ugly store, 360 00:13:06,937 --> 00:13:08,112 and everybody's acting like they're Jordan 361 00:13:08,199 --> 00:13:09,810 walking off the court for the last time. 362 00:13:09,897 --> 00:13:10,985 - Aw, 363 00:13:11,072 --> 00:13:14,379 your last slushie vomit. 364 00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:16,207 - Come on. - Look at this. 365 00:13:16,294 --> 00:13:17,861 I was cleaning out my office, and I found 366 00:13:17,948 --> 00:13:21,125 these old tapes of everyone's job interviews. 367 00:13:21,212 --> 00:13:23,127 - Ooh. - Wait, I don't remember-- 368 00:13:23,214 --> 00:13:24,999 did you secretly record our job interviews? 369 00:13:25,086 --> 00:13:26,696 - Yeah, but, you know, 370 00:13:26,783 --> 00:13:28,263 just so I'd have proof in case 371 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,047 someone accused me of not hiring them 372 00:13:30,134 --> 00:13:32,136 unless they did me sexual favors. 373 00:13:32,223 --> 00:13:34,225 I mean, Pastor Craig was falsely accused 374 00:13:34,312 --> 00:13:37,141 30 times by women and men. 375 00:13:38,012 --> 00:13:39,622 - ♪ Time to bring this ship 376 00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:41,929 ♪ Into the shore 377 00:13:42,016 --> 00:13:45,367 ♪ And throw away the oars 378 00:13:45,454 --> 00:13:48,283 - Testing. Jesus seizes cheeses. 379 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,851 Jesus seizes cheeses. 380 00:13:50,938 --> 00:13:53,549 - I don't know if I've ever seen her videos. 381 00:13:53,636 --> 00:13:55,159 - Hi, you must be Amy. 382 00:13:55,246 --> 00:13:56,987 - Damn, Amy, you were hot. - Thank you. 383 00:13:57,074 --> 00:13:59,207 - Boner alert. - Dude, she's a teenager. 384 00:13:59,294 --> 00:14:00,861 - Yeah, but I was a teenager then, too, 385 00:14:00,948 --> 00:14:02,210 so it's not weird. 386 00:14:02,297 --> 00:14:03,646 - So glad I came back for this. 387 00:14:03,733 --> 00:14:05,300 Yeah. - Um, once you've worked here 388 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:06,910 for a year, it starts to get good. 389 00:14:06,997 --> 00:14:09,739 - Oh, um, thank you so much, but actually, 390 00:14:09,826 --> 00:14:11,436 I'm going to college in the fall, 391 00:14:11,523 --> 00:14:14,135 so I'm only planning to be here a few months. 392 00:14:14,222 --> 00:14:16,615 205 months, to be exact. 393 00:14:16,702 --> 00:14:18,748 - Oh, young Amy, 394 00:14:18,835 --> 00:14:21,055 with your big, big dreams and your tiny, tiny pores. 395 00:14:21,142 --> 00:14:23,231 - They were so tiny. 396 00:14:23,318 --> 00:14:24,754 - Sorry. - No, please, go ahead. 397 00:14:24,841 --> 00:14:27,017 - Oh, my God. 398 00:14:27,104 --> 00:14:28,236 - You worked at The Spaghetti Factory? 399 00:14:28,323 --> 00:14:29,890 I go there all the time. 400 00:14:29,977 --> 00:14:31,892 - Wait a minute, I know you. 401 00:14:31,979 --> 00:14:34,242 Fettuccine Alfredo, side of grilled cheese, 402 00:14:34,329 --> 00:14:35,765 three glasses of juice. 403 00:14:35,852 --> 00:14:37,636 - That's incredible. Yeah. 404 00:14:37,723 --> 00:14:39,900 - Aw, you guys used to get along. 405 00:14:39,987 --> 00:14:41,336 - I also worked in the bird department at Petco. 406 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:42,815 - Oh. 407 00:14:42,903 --> 00:14:44,295 God, you know, I don't get how people 408 00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:45,644 can keep birds as pets. 409 00:14:45,731 --> 00:14:47,211 They're disgusting. 410 00:14:47,298 --> 00:14:49,822 Rats with feathers. - Uh-huh. 411 00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:51,172 Let's move on. 412 00:14:51,259 --> 00:14:53,087 - Okay, well, um... 413 00:14:53,174 --> 00:14:54,436 - Hey, here's what you need to know about Garrett McNeill. 414 00:14:56,046 --> 00:14:57,439 - Oh, my God. 415 00:14:57,526 --> 00:14:58,831 - That guy's handsome. 416 00:14:58,919 --> 00:15:00,485 Am I hard on myself? 417 00:15:00,572 --> 00:15:02,096 Sure, 418 00:15:02,183 --> 00:15:04,098 but I call it taking the job seriously. 419 00:15:04,185 --> 00:15:05,490 - Wow. - What? 420 00:15:05,577 --> 00:15:07,623 - I give a good interview. What can I say? 421 00:15:07,710 --> 00:15:10,104 - Why do you want to work at Cloud 9? 422 00:15:10,191 --> 00:15:12,933 - Um, actually, I already work here. 423 00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:14,456 You hired me two weeks ago. 424 00:15:14,543 --> 00:15:15,936 - I don't think so. 425 00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:17,546 I think I'd remember that. 426 00:15:19,983 --> 00:15:21,419 - You gave me one of these. 427 00:15:21,506 --> 00:15:22,638 - I'm so sorry. 428 00:15:22,725 --> 00:15:23,726 It's just that you've got 429 00:15:23,813 --> 00:15:25,728 such a forgettable face, you know? 430 00:15:25,815 --> 00:15:27,077 - I know. 431 00:15:27,164 --> 00:15:28,949 - I think you'd make a great spy, though. 432 00:15:29,036 --> 00:15:30,951 - Yeah? - Yeah. 433 00:15:31,038 --> 00:15:32,822 - ♪ I cut my hair 434 00:15:34,693 --> 00:15:37,348 ♪ You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care ♪ 435 00:15:37,435 --> 00:15:39,481 ♪ 'Cause I can tell what's going on ♪ 436 00:15:39,568 --> 00:15:40,830 ♪ It's hip to be 437 00:15:42,179 --> 00:15:42,658 - And so we were in line at Claire's... 438 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:43,964 - Oh, my goodness. - Oh! 439 00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:46,488 - My purple hair thingy. 440 00:15:46,575 --> 00:15:47,880 Corona was like, "You eat it." 441 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:49,970 And I was like, "Nah, girl, that is narsty." 442 00:15:50,057 --> 00:15:51,232 You eat it." 443 00:15:51,319 --> 00:15:52,276 - And that, ladies and gentlemen, 444 00:15:52,363 --> 00:15:54,191 is our current floor supervisor. 445 00:15:54,278 --> 00:15:56,715 - I know, right? Life is nuts. 446 00:15:56,802 --> 00:15:58,804 - I don't know if I should say anything, 447 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,329 but there's a Scott Baio wannabe waiting outside, 448 00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:02,765 and I heard him tell his meth dealer 449 00:16:02,852 --> 00:16:04,158 that he just wants to rob the place. 450 00:16:04,245 --> 00:16:05,420 - Hey, um, when the store closes, 451 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:08,510 do you want to... keep hangin' and bangin', 452 00:16:08,597 --> 00:16:11,252 like, as my boyfriend? 453 00:16:11,339 --> 00:16:12,731 - Yeah. 454 00:16:12,818 --> 00:16:15,299 Yeah. - Okay. Cool. 455 00:16:15,386 --> 00:16:16,518 - Tell me more about you. 456 00:16:16,605 --> 00:16:17,998 - I just want to say 457 00:16:18,085 --> 00:16:19,477 that if you give me the chance, 458 00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:20,870 I will work harder 459 00:16:20,957 --> 00:16:22,263 than anyone you know. 460 00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:24,482 I will literally dig through concrete 461 00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:25,701 with my bare hands 462 00:16:25,788 --> 00:16:27,137 until they're bloody stumps 463 00:16:27,224 --> 00:16:28,704 and I have to do stuff with my feet. 464 00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:30,662 - You know, I could use a hard worker 465 00:16:30,749 --> 00:16:32,838 like that at Sturgis & Sons. 466 00:16:34,405 --> 00:16:36,277 - Really? 467 00:16:38,496 --> 00:16:39,454 Thank you. 468 00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:44,850 Should we do, like, denim or leather aprons? 469 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,374 Denim, right, like, a raw denim? 470 00:16:46,461 --> 00:16:48,202 Okay. I love it. I love it. 471 00:16:48,289 --> 00:16:49,725 It's more my color. 472 00:16:56,123 --> 00:16:57,820 - Jonah Simms. 473 00:16:57,907 --> 00:17:00,431 Wow, you have had a lot of jobs. 474 00:17:00,518 --> 00:17:02,564 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I worked at a consulting firm 475 00:17:02,651 --> 00:17:04,044 for a few months 476 00:17:04,131 --> 00:17:06,002 and then an ad agency for six weeks. 477 00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:07,264 I sold gym memberships. 478 00:17:07,351 --> 00:17:09,092 I was a barista, a tour guide. 479 00:17:09,179 --> 00:17:10,702 I went to business school for a semester, 480 00:17:10,789 --> 00:17:13,314 but now I'm just at a place in my life 481 00:17:13,401 --> 00:17:15,098 where I really want to change. 482 00:17:15,185 --> 00:17:17,057 You know, I just want to spend a couple months 483 00:17:17,144 --> 00:17:19,059 just not using my brain. 484 00:17:19,146 --> 00:17:20,582 - Whoa! - Boo! 485 00:17:20,669 --> 00:17:22,192 - All right, yeah, I know. I get it. I know. 486 00:17:22,279 --> 00:17:23,672 I can't listen to myself either, 487 00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:24,934 so enjoy. 488 00:17:25,021 --> 00:17:26,718 - - All right, all right. 489 00:17:26,805 --> 00:17:28,068 - Use your brain? - No, no, I mean, 490 00:17:28,155 --> 00:17:29,069 it's not just that. 491 00:17:29,156 --> 00:17:30,983 It's--you know, 492 00:17:31,071 --> 00:17:32,942 when you think about it, a store like this 493 00:17:33,029 --> 00:17:35,031 is actually pretty incredible, you know? 494 00:17:35,118 --> 00:17:36,467 You help people do their homework 495 00:17:36,554 --> 00:17:38,426 and find their styles 496 00:17:38,513 --> 00:17:39,862 and feed their grandchildren. 497 00:17:39,949 --> 00:17:43,518 You know, there's magic in that. 498 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,737 I don't know, people always talk about going out 499 00:17:45,824 --> 00:17:47,826 and finding something special, 500 00:17:47,913 --> 00:17:51,003 but, you know, maybe we don't have to look that hard. 501 00:17:51,091 --> 00:17:53,571 You know, maybe everything is special. 502 00:17:57,053 --> 00:17:58,968 - How many jobs have you had? 503 00:17:59,055 --> 00:18:00,665 - What? 504 00:18:00,752 --> 00:18:02,928 - Not including paper routes and babysitting or whatever, 505 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,582 how many actual jobs? 506 00:18:04,669 --> 00:18:07,150 - Too many to count. 20, 30? 507 00:18:07,237 --> 00:18:10,066 - Yeah, you never stick with anything. 508 00:18:10,153 --> 00:18:12,416 Except this. 509 00:18:12,503 --> 00:18:14,897 You've been here six years. Why? 510 00:18:14,984 --> 00:18:17,378 - I don't know. It's a good job. 511 00:18:17,465 --> 00:18:19,162 - No, it's not. It's a terrible job. 512 00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:20,337 - It's not that bad. 513 00:18:20,424 --> 00:18:22,165 - Jonah, why did you stay here? 514 00:18:22,252 --> 00:18:24,733 - Why do you think, Amy? 515 00:18:28,563 --> 00:18:31,522 - You know, when I first met you, 516 00:18:31,609 --> 00:18:34,960 I thought you were the most annoying person I'd ever met, 517 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,745 with your "moments of beauty," 518 00:18:36,832 --> 00:18:38,790 "seize the day" crap 519 00:18:38,877 --> 00:18:40,662 like you'd watched "Dead Poets Society" 520 00:18:40,749 --> 00:18:41,880 too many times. 521 00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:43,143 - Shows what you know. 522 00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:44,056 You can't watch "Dead Poets Society" 523 00:18:44,144 --> 00:18:45,188 too many times. 524 00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:46,537 - I hated how cheesy you were. 525 00:18:46,624 --> 00:18:48,670 I hated how woke you were. 526 00:18:48,757 --> 00:18:50,585 I hated how often you used the word "artisan." 527 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,283 But most of all, I hated how you believed 528 00:18:53,370 --> 00:18:55,155 that life could be better than it was. 529 00:18:56,852 --> 00:18:58,375 And yet here we are. 530 00:19:00,377 --> 00:19:05,643 And my life is so much better than it was... 531 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:06,862 because of you. 532 00:19:06,949 --> 00:19:09,256 And I... 533 00:19:09,343 --> 00:19:10,257 I screwed it all up. 534 00:19:10,344 --> 00:19:11,519 I know that. 535 00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:15,566 But you waited six years for me, 536 00:19:15,653 --> 00:19:17,220 so if I have to wait an-- 537 00:19:17,307 --> 00:19:24,227 ♪ 538 00:19:27,056 --> 00:19:29,189 - I'm sorry, it's just, you were talking so much. 539 00:19:29,276 --> 00:19:30,494 I didn't know what to do. 540 00:19:32,409 --> 00:19:34,411 - Excuse me. Hi. 541 00:19:34,498 --> 00:19:35,630 Does the "cup" in "menstrual cup" 542 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,240 refer to, like, the shape 543 00:19:37,327 --> 00:19:38,676 or the volume? 544 00:19:41,288 --> 00:19:42,854 - Have to say, 545 00:19:42,941 --> 00:19:44,465 I always thought when they shut this place down, 546 00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:46,031 it would be because of something you did. 547 00:19:47,555 --> 00:19:49,252 Me too. - 548 00:19:50,253 --> 00:19:51,472 - Hey. 549 00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:53,430 Take care of the old gal, will you? 550 00:19:54,866 --> 00:19:56,085 - I will. 551 00:19:57,434 --> 00:19:58,957 - Attention, shoppers. 552 00:19:59,044 --> 00:20:00,829 Please bring your final purchases up to checkout, 553 00:20:00,916 --> 00:20:03,614 'cause this store is about to close forever. 554 00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:05,616 On behalf of everyone here at Cloud 9, 555 00:20:05,703 --> 00:20:07,052 I'd just like to say... 556 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,576 buh-bye. 557 00:20:10,055 --> 00:20:16,279 ♪ 558 00:20:16,366 --> 00:20:19,717 Sorry, that shouldn't be the last thing I say. 559 00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:22,894 20...years of announcements. 560 00:20:22,981 --> 00:20:24,766 I mean, I'm not a sentimental guy. 561 00:20:24,853 --> 00:20:26,768 That's not my thing. 562 00:20:26,855 --> 00:20:29,988 But it did just occur to me that this is... 563 00:20:30,075 --> 00:20:31,468 this is the end. 564 00:20:31,555 --> 00:20:34,210 I mean, don't get me wrong. It's a job. 565 00:20:34,297 --> 00:20:36,821 If jobs were fun, they wouldn't pay us to do it. 566 00:20:36,908 --> 00:20:40,260 But occasionally there were moments that... 567 00:20:40,347 --> 00:20:42,000 weren't so bad. 568 00:20:42,087 --> 00:20:44,264 And for whatever reason, 569 00:20:44,351 --> 00:20:46,091 those are... 570 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,442 the only things I can remember right now. 571 00:20:48,529 --> 00:20:49,834 You know, most jobs suck 572 00:20:49,921 --> 00:20:53,273 99% of the time. 573 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,405 So you really... 574 00:20:55,492 --> 00:20:57,712 really gotta enjoy those moments that don't... 575 00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,235 - Are we Sturgis & Friends? 576 00:20:59,322 --> 00:21:00,889 No! 577 00:21:00,976 --> 00:21:02,673 - Those bits of fun you have during downtime... 578 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,196 - Are we Sturgis & Sons? Yes! 579 00:21:04,284 --> 00:21:05,546 - All right, let's get to work. 580 00:21:05,633 --> 00:21:06,547 - Or an interesting conversation 581 00:21:06,634 --> 00:21:07,635 with a coworker... 582 00:21:07,722 --> 00:21:10,681 - For the lab. - Boom! 583 00:21:10,768 --> 00:21:12,030 - Or something happens 584 00:21:12,117 --> 00:21:13,597 that you can laugh about later... 585 00:21:13,684 --> 00:21:15,295 - Oh, that's a picture of my honeymoon. 586 00:21:15,382 --> 00:21:16,557 Sorry about that. 587 00:21:16,644 --> 00:21:18,210 - Or you do something 588 00:21:18,298 --> 00:21:19,777 that you're actually proud of. 589 00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:22,345 - Looking great, guys. Keep up the good work. 590 00:21:22,432 --> 00:21:24,347 - If you're lucky, maybe you even get to be friends 591 00:21:24,434 --> 00:21:26,175 with a coworker or two along the way. 592 00:21:26,262 --> 00:21:29,221 ♪ 593 00:21:29,309 --> 00:21:31,136 Not sure what else you could want in a job. 594 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:34,052 ♪ 595 00:21:34,139 --> 00:21:36,141 - How did you do this? - With my mouth! 596 00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:38,666 ♪ 597 00:21:38,753 --> 00:21:40,885 - Oh, my God. Look at that. - I know. 598 00:21:40,972 --> 00:21:47,892 ♪ 599 00:21:56,118 --> 00:21:58,207 - Love you. 600 00:21:58,294 --> 00:21:59,556 They're asleep. - Both of them? 601 00:21:59,643 --> 00:22:01,079 - Yeah. - Nice. 602 00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:08,086 ♪ 603 00:22:13,396 --> 00:22:16,443 - At any rate... 604 00:22:16,530 --> 00:22:18,793 thank you for shopping with us. 605 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,578 Cloud 9 is now closed. 606 00:22:21,665 --> 00:22:28,019 ♪ 607 00:22:36,985 --> 00:22:39,814 - ♪ You see the moon is bright ♪ 608 00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:43,383 ♪ In that treetop night 609 00:22:43,470 --> 00:22:45,428 ♪ I see the shadows that we cast ♪ 610 00:22:45,515 --> 00:22:48,213 ♪ In the cold, clean light 611 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,868 ♪ Now my feet are gold 612 00:22:50,955 --> 00:22:54,524 ♪ And my heart is white 613 00:22:54,611 --> 00:22:57,440 ♪ And we race out on the desert plains ♪ 614 00:22:57,527 --> 00:22:59,747 ♪ All night 615 00:22:59,834 --> 00:23:02,880 ♪