1 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,051 - Some of you must be thinking, 2 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:08,143 "Wow, our manager sure looks different today." 3 00:00:08,182 --> 00:00:10,272 It's a little joke because, you know, 4 00:00:10,314 --> 00:00:12,584 I'm taking over for Amy, and-- 5 00:00:12,621 --> 00:00:15,101 oh, Jonah, I'm sorry. 6 00:00:15,145 --> 00:00:17,315 - It's fine. You can say her name. 7 00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:19,145 I'm aware she still exists. 8 00:00:19,193 --> 00:00:20,893 - Okay, well, um, 9 00:00:20,933 --> 00:00:23,023 I promised Jerusha 10 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:26,286 that I would not let the job stress me out this time around. 11 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:28,640 So instead of me leading the meeting, 12 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:31,030 why don't we all lead the meeting together? 13 00:00:31,074 --> 00:00:33,604 - Cool, that seems much better than you just giving us 14 00:00:33,642 --> 00:00:35,382 the information we need to do our jobs. 15 00:00:35,426 --> 00:00:38,336 - Okay, Garrett, just park the snark, okay? 16 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:40,036 Who's got an announcement? 17 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:41,523 - Oh, I got one. 18 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:43,573 I saw a picture of my great-grandmother 19 00:00:43,608 --> 00:00:44,868 from the 1930s, 20 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:46,794 and I realized, "Whoa. 21 00:00:46,829 --> 00:00:48,139 That's my type." 22 00:00:48,178 --> 00:00:50,488 - Well, that's...something. 23 00:00:50,528 --> 00:00:51,658 Mm-hmm? 24 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:53,103 - Last night, Jerry fed a granola bar 25 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:54,320 to one of Tony's sharks. 26 00:00:54,358 --> 00:00:55,878 - Whoa, what happened? 27 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:57,055 - Nothing. 28 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,710 - Cool. 29 00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:00,714 - Okay, Glenn, how about-- hit us with one of yours. 30 00:01:00,756 --> 00:01:02,056 You know, a classic manager announcement 31 00:01:02,105 --> 00:01:03,145 for the fans. 32 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:06,243 - Yeah, okay. All right. 33 00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:09,723 We need someone to replace me as floor supervisor. 34 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:12,585 So if you're interested, let me know, 35 00:01:12,637 --> 00:01:15,077 'cause, you know, it can lead to bigger things. 36 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:17,118 Just look at Amy... [stammers] 37 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:21,556 Jonah. - It's fine, seriously. 38 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:22,433 - No, no. 39 00:01:22,473 --> 00:01:23,693 It's my first meeting, 40 00:01:23,735 --> 00:01:26,125 and already, I'm upsetting everyone. 41 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:27,743 And now I'm stressed, 42 00:01:27,783 --> 00:01:30,353 and I promised Jerusha that, if this should happen, 43 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:33,144 I would remove myself from the situation. 44 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:37,361 - Twice. 45 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:40,101 They made him the manager twice. 46 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:43,063 [upbeat music] 47 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,893 ♪ 48 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:47,890 - [exhales] I'm so glad we're repainting your office. 49 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:49,073 Okay, which do you like better: 50 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,679 Seawater or Dusty Mint? 51 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,590 - Oh, um... 52 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:58,415 well, they're both so different. 53 00:01:58,466 --> 00:01:59,986 You know what? Why don't you pick? 54 00:02:00,032 --> 00:02:01,432 You know, in fact, 55 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:03,039 maybe I'll start leaning on you to make 56 00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:04,859 some executive decisions around here. 57 00:02:04,907 --> 00:02:07,867 You know, anything to help out with the old stress. 58 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:10,570 - Executive decisions. 59 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:12,178 Yes, I guess I could see myself 60 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:13,699 calling some of the shots around here. 61 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:16,312 Sort of like the Evita to your Juan Perón. 62 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:19,183 Patti LuPone version, obviously, not Madonna. 63 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:21,176 - Oh, oh, oh. Uh-huh. 64 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:23,398 So what do you think about the paint? 65 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,877 - Seawater. Dusty Mint is garbage. 66 00:02:25,928 --> 00:02:27,018 - Yeah, yeah. 67 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:29,149 I mean, Dusty Mint stinks. 68 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,932 Get out of here. You stink. 69 00:02:30,976 --> 00:02:32,406 [chuckles] 70 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:33,806 - That was Seawater. 71 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:35,849 - Oh. 72 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:37,774 Well, tell your friend. 73 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:39,329 - Hey, excuse me? 74 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:42,336 - Oh, hey, you're Sandra's child. 75 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:44,029 - Tony. We met before. 76 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:45,206 - Of course, man. 77 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,692 She shows me pictures of you all the time. 78 00:02:46,731 --> 00:02:48,991 Congratulations on being a part of clean plate club. 79 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:50,518 - Thanks, bro. 80 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:54,171 So, um, can you unlock that case for me? 81 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:56,607 - Yeah, totally. 82 00:02:56,654 --> 00:03:00,314 Um, I just need to get a key. 83 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:02,534 Tony is in the store, 84 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:05,843 and he would like me to open up the condom case. 85 00:03:05,881 --> 00:03:07,971 - Jerry and I knew this day would come. 86 00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:11,543 - Yes, ever since you very recently adopted him. 87 00:03:11,582 --> 00:03:13,542 - Well, I guess it's good that he's being safe. 88 00:03:13,584 --> 00:03:15,374 You can open it. - Okay. 89 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:16,372 - And actually, 90 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:18,153 maybe you could 91 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,238 talk to him about sex and stuff. 92 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:21,937 - Yeah, no, I'm not gonna do that. 93 00:03:21,984 --> 00:03:23,164 - Oh, please, Garrett? 94 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,253 I just wanna make sure he's really ready 95 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:26,862 and he's doing it for the right reasons. 96 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:29,432 You know how teenage boys don't wanna talk to their moms, 97 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:33,560 and Jerry tried, but he's so sexually specific. 98 00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:36,784 - Look, I'll open the case 'cause that's my job, 99 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:38,905 but that's it. 100 00:03:38,957 --> 00:03:42,267 And by specific do you mean anatomically? 101 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:44,569 You know what? I don't wanna know. 102 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:46,792 - Oh, hey, uh, Glenn? 103 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:48,355 - Hmm? 104 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:49,882 - I've been thinking about it, 105 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:52,485 and I wanna apply for the floor supervisor job. 106 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:54,666 - Oh, Jonah, that's wonderful. 107 00:03:54,712 --> 00:03:56,712 - Yeah, yeah, I just figured I have some time on my hands. 108 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:58,498 You know, why not throw myself into work? 109 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:00,022 - Oh. - Right. 110 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:01,415 Right, right, right. 111 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:03,108 Try to pick up the pieces of your shattered life. 112 00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:05,195 It's worth a try. - Yeah. 113 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,675 - I was gonna say, 114 00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:08,734 just because I'm not moving to California 115 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:11,120 doesn't mean I can't move forward with my life. 116 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:12,863 - You as floor supervisor. 117 00:04:12,904 --> 00:04:15,124 I mean, I guess you are a functioning adult, 118 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:16,337 unlike the last guy. 119 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:18,256 No offense, Glenn. - [laughs sarcastically] 120 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:19,871 Yeah, watch out. 121 00:04:19,911 --> 00:04:21,261 I'm gonna zing you back. 122 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:22,314 Yeah, yeah. 123 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:25,089 Okay, here comes the heater. 124 00:04:25,134 --> 00:04:26,444 Um... 125 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:28,883 we'll do it later. 126 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,310 - Right, so anyway, I was just gonna say, 127 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:34,228 I have a bunch of great ideas. 128 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,754 Like, for instance, 129 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:37,837 what if we gave walkie-talkies to all the zone captains 130 00:04:37,886 --> 00:04:39,406 so we don't have to hike all over the store? 131 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:41,283 - Oh, that's interesting. - Right? 132 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:44,414 Yeah, and to be honest, there are a lot of policies 133 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:47,108 that could be updated or changed altogether. 134 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:50,026 - Or we could not change 135 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:51,862 any of the carefully thought out policies 136 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,420 I've been honing for the past decade. 137 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:55,557 Also, we only have eight walkies, 138 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:57,649 and I need four backups. 139 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:01,340 - Right, but we could just buy more walkies. 140 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:04,298 - Oh, the DX49Ls? 141 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:05,737 They discontinued them seven years ago. 142 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:07,133 - Yeah. - Good luck, buddy. 143 00:05:07,176 --> 00:05:08,306 [laughing] This guy. 144 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:09,791 "Can we just order more DX49Ls?" 145 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:11,491 It's like, "Good luck, buddy. 146 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:13,618 They were discontinued seven years ago." 147 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:15,141 - Yeah, well, anyway, obviously, 148 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:17,624 that idea was a little too out of the box, but... 149 00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:19,275 - Yeah. - But I'm just saying, 150 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,889 it couldn't hurt to shake things up a little bit here. 151 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:22,449 - Okay. 152 00:05:22,496 --> 00:05:24,446 - Anyway, just wanted to let you know that I am interested. 153 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:26,238 - Great. - Noted. 154 00:05:26,282 --> 00:05:28,762 - Yeah. - Thank you. 155 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:31,106 - Well, there's one thing off my plate. 156 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:32,326 - No way. 157 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:33,675 I don't want a floor supervisor 158 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:35,604 who's gonna be constantly contradicting us, 159 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:37,549 poking holes in our perfect system. 160 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,338 Just leave it with me. I'll find someone else. 161 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:40,512 - No, we've got Jonah. 162 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:43,037 Dina, you are--um. 163 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:45,041 - Oh, is the zinger coming? 164 00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:50,308 - You broke my rhythm, so... 165 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,530 your loss. 166 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:55,399 - So Jonah wants to be the new floor supervisor. 167 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,142 - Oh, cool. 168 00:05:57,182 --> 00:05:59,232 - Yeah, I guess I just hoped that someone else would 169 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:01,141 throw their hat in the ring, you know? 170 00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:02,536 Someone chill. 171 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:05,579 Someone who isn't a white male that reeks of privilege. 172 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:07,316 - Yeah, but it's hard, though, right? 173 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,667 'Cause of, like, systemic stuff. 174 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:12,016 - Mm, true that, true that. 175 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:14,457 I just feel like there has to be a better choice. 176 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:15,854 Someone who's been here forever. 177 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:18,377 Someone who's style is always on point. 178 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:19,681 - Hmm. 179 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:21,337 Oh, how about Brett? His new boots are dope. 180 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,381 - Nope, no, no. 181 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:23,375 I think it has to be a woman-- 182 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:24,946 of color, who is also... 183 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:26,123 young. 184 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,390 - Oh, hey. You know what? 185 00:06:28,431 --> 00:06:29,951 Maybe I should apply. 186 00:06:29,998 --> 00:06:30,908 - Yes, Cheyenne. 187 00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:32,735 I was laying it on pretty thick. 188 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:35,402 - Thank you, bro. 189 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:36,608 - Yeah, man. No problem. 190 00:06:36,657 --> 00:06:39,437 - Yo, so are any of these, like, reusable? 191 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:42,226 - Reusable? Uh, no. 192 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:44,931 - Oh. 193 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:46,319 - [sighs] 194 00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:49,372 Hey, uh, if you have any questions about this stuff, 195 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,189 I'm happy to talk to you about it-- 196 00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:52,666 or not. 197 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:55,416 - Actually, yeah, I've got a buttload of questions. 198 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:57,938 - That's a lot. 199 00:06:57,982 --> 00:06:59,242 - She's got a ton of experience, 200 00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:00,938 she did Cloud 9 Academy, 201 00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:02,325 and she'll do whatever we ask of her 202 00:07:02,378 --> 00:07:04,688 without bringing her own creative take to everything. 203 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:07,208 - I know, but Jonah is so smart. 204 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:09,122 He'll say stuff like, "Here's the thing," 205 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:11,777 and, boy, do I buckle up for the thing. 206 00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:15,572 - I get that, but, look, we can get Cheyenne now, okay? 207 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:16,779 Do you order the hamburger 208 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:17,997 when there's a steak on the menu? 209 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:19,126 - Sometimes, 210 00:07:19,177 --> 00:07:20,267 'cause of the cutting. 211 00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:21,309 - Okay, listen. 212 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:22,753 ultimately, it is your call, 213 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:24,920 and if you choose Jonah over Cheyenne 214 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:26,096 and crush her-- 215 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:29,101 because she views you as a father figure-- 216 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:30,194 so be it. 217 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:31,712 - [stammers wordlessly] 218 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:33,755 We're having an election. 219 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:36,801 Both Jonah and Cheyenne wanna be floor supervisor. 220 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:39,497 So we're gonna let the people decide. 221 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:40,586 - The people? 222 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:42,424 Glenn, the people are idiots. 223 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,332 [people grumbling] 224 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:45,466 Well, don't look at me like that. 225 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:46,468 You know. 226 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:47,639 - Yeah. 227 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:52,953 - I'm not just gonna be assigning shifts. 228 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:54,264 I wanna be here for you guys. I wanna listen, you know? 229 00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:57,609 What do you guys wanna see in the store? 230 00:07:57,651 --> 00:08:01,311 - Well, I make these cat toys out of tampon applicators, 231 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,400 and I was thinking about selling them here. 232 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:04,609 - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 233 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:08,312 Yeah, yeah. I hear you. 234 00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:09,837 You know, and it's these kind of dialogues-- 235 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,190 - Damn, he's good. 236 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:13,489 - Oh, he's just campaigning. You could do that. 237 00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:15,056 Just play politics. 238 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:16,973 Say good things about yourself. Say bad things about Jonah. 239 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:18,318 Make some promises. 240 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,147 - Yeah, but if I promise things, 241 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:22,195 won't I have to do those things once I'm elected? 242 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,290 - God, no. - Why not? 243 00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:26,459 - No one knows. You just don't. 244 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,196 America rules. 245 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:29,986 - Their stuff is nice. 246 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,691 Our stuff, disgusting. 247 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:33,688 So be a gentleman. Go with the lights out. 248 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:35,210 - Cool. 249 00:08:35,253 --> 00:08:36,523 What if you're watching a movie? 250 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:37,469 Do you turn it off? 251 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,387 - Mm, you can keep watching it. 252 00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:41,561 You just wanna make sure it's not a really sad movie. 253 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:42,908 You know, you don't wanna be going at it, 254 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:44,387 and then, all of a sudden, 255 00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:45,866 Macaulay Culkin gets stung by a bunch of bees and dies. 256 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,566 - I don't know who that is, but okay. 257 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,014 - Mm, oh, and also, 258 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:51,570 afterwards, you can call her an Uber, 259 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,838 but wait until she asks. 260 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,581 - My girlfriend rides a skateboard. 261 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:56,712 - Oh, dope. 262 00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:57,893 Even better. 263 00:08:57,928 --> 00:08:59,498 So anything else? 264 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,979 - Um... 265 00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:02,368 how do you know if you're in love? 266 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:05,235 - [chuckles] 267 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,763 Well, how much time do you have? 268 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,458 - School starts at 8:00 tomorrow. 269 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:10,375 - Cool. 270 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:11,899 I think that's enough time. 271 00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:13,862 Let's get into it. 272 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:16,291 - Oh, just a heads-up: Carol asked for the day off, 273 00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:17,908 but she didn't really have a good reason. 274 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:18,908 So I used my executive authority 275 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,599 and said no. 276 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,467 - Oh...okay. 277 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:25,088 Hey, listen, when I said I wanted help, 278 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:26,699 you know, making decisions, 279 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,310 I meant smaller decisions. 280 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,310 - Glenn, if you're gonna lean on me, lean on me. 281 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:32,922 You're way too busy to be wasting your time with Carol. 282 00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:35,493 - Yeah, well, I guess I am busy. 283 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:37,191 - Yeah, I told her you're not even up for talking 284 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:38,838 'cause you just had a big fight with Jerusha. 285 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,752 - A fight with Jerusha? 286 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:42,667 We never fight. 287 00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,282 We swallow our anger, 288 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:45,502 and then it comes out later 289 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:48,021 as quiet burps while we're driving. 290 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:51,631 - You take away my break, and I'll run you over 291 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,508 with your stupid hybrid car! 292 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,290 - Cheyenne, did you tell people 293 00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:58,595 I was gonna take away their breaks? 294 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,771 - Yeah, Dina told me if I said that to people, 295 00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:02,077 they wouldn't vote for you. 296 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:04,433 Plus my friend K-Fai works at Olive Garden... 297 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:05,613 [loudly] And if I'm elected, 298 00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:07,778 she's gonna bring us free breadsticks. 299 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:08,874 Oh, and also, 300 00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,612 I promise to get the best scientists 301 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:13,093 to work really hard on a COVID vaccine. 302 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,144 - What? 303 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:15,268 Oh, come on, that's-- 304 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,660 there is no way she can do that-- 305 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,053 the vaccine thing. 306 00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:20,095 The breadsticks part, maybe. I don't know. 307 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,101 - I just wanna say I fully endorse Jonah. 308 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,363 - Thank you, Marcus. 309 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:24,535 - He's my best friend, 310 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,100 and if he loses this like he lost Amy, 311 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,667 he's gonna drive off a frickin' bridge. 312 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:28,804 - No, no. 313 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:30,105 You should vote for us 314 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:31,671 based on things we can actually do. 315 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,418 Like, Nia, you're new here. 316 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,368 Is there anything you've noticed 317 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:35,366 that we could do differently? 318 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,157 - I like the breadsticks thing. 319 00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,461 - Thank you. - Yeah. 320 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:39,767 - Okay. 321 00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,863 Well, then I will also get you breadsticks. 322 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:42,822 - Yeah! - Yes! 323 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,169 - That's my boy! 324 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,598 Better luck next time, bridge. 325 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:49,040 - So I talked to Tony. 326 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,523 - You did? Aww, thanks, Garrett. 327 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:53,263 - Yeah, no problem. You know, he's a good kid. 328 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,524 You know, it was actually really cute. 329 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:58,137 He asked how he would know when he's in love. 330 00:10:58,179 --> 00:11:01,229 - Oh, I'm sorry. That must have been tough. 331 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:03,049 - Why would you say that? 332 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:04,747 - Just seemed like you were more of a hookup guy, 333 00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:06,014 not really a love guy. 334 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,226 So, you know, 335 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,055 might've been hard to know what to say. 336 00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:11,283 - [chuckles] Come on, seriously? 337 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,722 I've been in love before. 338 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:15,019 - Oh, no. 339 00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:16,755 I mean, like, with a real woman. 340 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,286 Not, like, with "Tomb Raider." 341 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,719 - No, real women. 342 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,546 - Okay. 343 00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:22,773 My mistake. 344 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:25,512 - I have. - Okay. 345 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,214 - It's true. 346 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,471 - O-- - Don't say okay. 347 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:33,168 - Mm-hmm. 348 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,564 - [quietly] Come on. 349 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,736 - ♪ You say you'll never be mine ♪ 350 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,003 - [sniffs] 351 00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,565 - ♪ Darling, there'll come a time ♪ 352 00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,001 ♪ I'll taste all the love that you been-- ♪ 353 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:44,008 - Hey! Didn't realize you were a fellow boob man. 354 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,661 Nice. 355 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,095 - Yeah, why didn't you tell us you were bonkers for honkers? 356 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,972 - I'm sorry. Are you guys talking to me? 357 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:53,324 - Dina and Cheyenne sent out the photo of you at Hooters. 358 00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:54,764 - Found it on Facebook. 359 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,191 Here, I'll put it on the screen for you. 360 00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,238 [people chuckle and murmur] 361 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,903 - What is--is this supposed the be a scandal? 362 00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:04,108 That five or six years ago, I went to a restaurant? 363 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,768 - No, the scandal is 364 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,732 that Mr. Feminist can't even eat a chicken wing 365 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,900 without being around half-naked women. 366 00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,166 - I was only there because it was a friend's birthday party. 367 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,259 And they made us pose with them. 368 00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,598 And they're not half-naked. 369 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,347 They're wearing shorts and a T-shirt. 370 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,738 - Ah, too much clothing for this horndog. 371 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,612 - Yeah, and if Jonah is lying about being a feminist, 372 00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,744 we can't trust him about anything. 373 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,177 - Good point. Doesn't she raise a good point? 374 00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:27,833 - Guys, come on. This is ridiculous. 375 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:31,007 This has nothing to do with-- I'm a feminist, okay? 376 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:34,804 And I don't even like wings. I ordered the caprese salad. 377 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,101 - Hooters had a caprese salad on the menu? 378 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,017 - They made it special for me. 379 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,462 - Come on, man. - Ew. 380 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,018 - Oh, wow. Do you hear yourself? 381 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,675 - The worst part of the story. 382 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,718 - Hey, Glenn. - Hmm? 383 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,207 - You holding up, okay? - Yeah, sure am. 384 00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:53,248 I mean, as good as I can be, 385 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,864 you know, after the fight with Jerusha. 386 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:56,905 - Mm-hmm. 387 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,780 - Yep, she said some bathroom words. 388 00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:00,952 - Oh. 389 00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,907 - She threw a mustard jar at me. 390 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,347 It left a bruise... 391 00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,614 on my thigh. 392 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:10,006 So you can't see it-- 393 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,440 I mean, unless, you know, 394 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:12,836 we were to go swimming, 395 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,839 but it'll be gone by pool season. 396 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,841 So, you know, you won't even be able to see it then, 397 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:22,194 but it will have been there in the past, 398 00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,106 which is now. 399 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,851 - Jerusha. What a bitch. 400 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,552 - Uh-huh. 401 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:28,719 - Hey, Glenn. - Hm? 402 00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,114 - You remember when I dated that girl Alex 403 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,377 that worked here? 404 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,029 - Uh, oh, yeah, of course. 405 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,733 - Can you please tell Sandra that we were in love 406 00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:36,951 and not just hooking up? 407 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:37,990 I mean, we hung out all the time. 408 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:40,084 Remember? - Oh--oh, yeah, yeah. 409 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,083 You guys were joined at the hip for a while, there. 410 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,645 - Thank you. - Became a problem though 411 00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,963 'cause he was also seeing Candace from pharmacy. 412 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,520 - Okay, we don't need to get into that. 413 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:49,916 - So you were in love, 414 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,869 but you were also dating someone else. 415 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,748 - Yes, and then Alex found out about Candace, 416 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:57,750 and then they refused to work the same shifts together. 417 00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:00,273 I'm getting stressed just talking about it. 418 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,057 I'm gonna go call Jerusha. 419 00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,232 [gasps] 420 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,407 Don't tell Carol. 421 00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:05,632 And if she asks, 422 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:08,060 you saw my thigh bruise, 423 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,588 and it was hideous. 424 00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,371 All thanks to Mateo. 425 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:14,505 - Garrett, this isn't a big deal. 426 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,199 You got plenty of time to find love. 427 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,206 You're only what, 32? 428 00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,208 - I'm 40. 429 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,375 - Oh. 430 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:26,076 Well...okay. 431 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,126 Huh. 432 00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:32,224 Okay. [sighs] 433 00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,442 - I don't see what the big deal is here, okay? 434 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:35,792 Those girls have it great. 435 00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,621 They get to eat wings and wear shorts. 436 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:38,749 I would give Jonah a lap dance in a second 437 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:39,920 if I got that gig. 438 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,006 - The problem is that Hooters promotes 439 00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,445 a misogynistic belief system that women are sex objects 440 00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:47,452 whose primary function is to literally serve men, so... 441 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,015 - Yeah, and don't make owls pervy. 442 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,112 - Yeah. 443 00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,150 - No, you know what this is? 444 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,944 This is cancel culture run amok. 445 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:56,849 You guys can't cancel Jonah for something he did six years ago. 446 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,116 - Okay, but what if he murdered an entire family 447 00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,939 and danced with their entrails six years ago? 448 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,337 Could we cancel him for that? 449 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,949 - Well, have his views evolved since doing that? 450 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,821 - Okay, look, guys, let's not make this about cancel culture. 451 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:10,783 - Come on, man. Help me help you. 452 00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,522 - Mateo just tried to fire me. 453 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,223 - She gave someone a rewards discount 454 00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,921 when they didn't have a Cloud 9 card. 455 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,918 - He's been yelling at people all day like he runs the store. 456 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,571 He is not allowed to fire me, is he? 457 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:21,825 - Actually, I am. 458 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,567 Glenn gave me ultimate executive power. 459 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:24,968 Right, Glenn? 460 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,491 - Well, it's true I gave him some authority-- 461 00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,275 - See? You're fired. 462 00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,969 Oh, and you're not allowed to shop here anymore. 463 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,668 - [gasps] - Too awkward. 464 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,105 - [gasps] 465 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,201 - I mean, Hooters isn't even the best one. 466 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,850 It's the most mainstream, sure, but there's Tilted Kilt; 467 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,235 there's Twin Peaks. 468 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,328 - Mm, my friend Dave has this underground spot 469 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,677 in his backyard 470 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,376 that's sort of a riff on the same concept. 471 00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,773 - Oh, that's cool. - Yeah. 472 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,686 - Okay, how is any of this relevant to deciding 473 00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:50,991 who should be floor supervisor? 474 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,517 We should be talking about actual issues. 475 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:54,871 - Ooh, yeah, like a debate. 476 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,090 - Yes, exactly. Let's debate. 477 00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,180 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't need to do that, okay? 478 00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,829 - Yeah, personally, I'd rather keep talking 479 00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,662 about boobs--I mean, if that's okay with the group. 480 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,920 - No. 481 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,403 - Why shouldn't we have a debate? 482 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,102 - Well, I just feel like your strength in your candidacy 483 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,400 lies in your charisma as opposed to your... 484 00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,876 ideas. 485 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,576 - Oh, so you think Jonah has better ideas than I do? 486 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,104 - No! No, I don't think that. 487 00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,538 I just think that your ideas are best 488 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,114 when they come from... 489 00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,671 me. 490 00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:25,034 - Oh, is that why you wanted me to be floor supervisor? 491 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,941 So you can just tell me what to do? 492 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,600 - So your buddy's yard-- is it a full menu or tapas? 493 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,042 - Just so you know, 494 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,119 I would be a great floor supervisor, okay? 495 00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:37,258 I've been here forever, I get along with everybody, 496 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,480 and I know who's boned who and who can't work together. 497 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,441 And I do have good ideas. 498 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:46,089 For instance, I think we should stagger our shift start times 499 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,045 so we're not all clocking in at once. 500 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,404 And at checkout, 501 00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,883 we should have go-back carts for each department. 502 00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:54,933 And every zone captain should have a walkie-talkie. 503 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,060 - I actually said the same-- 504 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,063 never mind. 505 00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,024 I respect women. 506 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,191 I don't interrupt them. 507 00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,056 - Honestly, 508 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,537 people shouldn't vote for me 509 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:05,196 just because Jonah's some boob-crazed white guy, okay? 510 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,761 People should vote for me 511 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:09,288 because I would be [bleep] awesome. 512 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,552 [all murmuring] - Wow, that's pretty good. 513 00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,075 - [chuckling] Yeah. - Well said. 514 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,509 Except--just, I'm not crazed, you know? 515 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,596 Boobs are not even the first thing that I notice. 516 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,335 - What is? 517 00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,736 - [stammers] Personality. 518 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,168 - This guy. 519 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,130 - What? 520 00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,004 - Hey. 521 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,568 - Oh, hey. 522 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:34,014 - Listen, I was wrong to assume you would just be my puppet. 523 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,193 I think sometimes I still see you 524 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,929 as that teenager that started working here part time, 525 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,190 turning our regular apples into bongs, 526 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,454 but now I see that you have turned 527 00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:46,367 into a very strong, independent person. 528 00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:48,845 - Well, thank you, Dina. 529 00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,203 - And that's why I can no longer support you. 530 00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:51,593 I'm backing Marcus now. 531 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,325 Vote Marcus, everybody! 532 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,116 Cheyenne put cameras in the bathrooms! 533 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,251 - What? Dina! 534 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,902 - Seriously, I'm so proud of you. 535 00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,206 She just told me! 536 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:02,212 She watches everybody number two! 537 00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:04,385 - No, I don't. 538 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:10,049 - So I saw you gave Justine another chance. 539 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,569 Not thrilled you went against my wishes, 540 00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,312 but I think we can make it work. 541 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:17,103 She owes us everything now. - Uh-huh. 542 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,189 Oh, you don't need to count these. 543 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,358 We should just give it to Cheyenne. 544 00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:22,714 She's my best friend in the store. 545 00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:25,023 It just makes sense for us to run things together. 546 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,540 - Wha--nuh-uh! 547 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,463 No way, José. 548 00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:29,628 I'm sorry. 549 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,553 I don't know if that's offensive, but... 550 00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,978 no more executive decision making for you. 551 00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:35,285 You've gone power mad. 552 00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,901 - [chuckles] You don't mean that. 553 00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,251 You need me. 554 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,731 - As an assistant. 555 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:43,560 So starting tomorrow, you will do what I tell you to do 556 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,910 and only when I tell you to do it. 557 00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:47,913 - Glenn, I don't think that's a good-- 558 00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,962 - No, no, unless I specifically assign you work, 559 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,439 you're just gonna have to sit in your office 560 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,830 and text your friends and read those celebrity magazines. 561 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,184 You got it? 562 00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,234 - Well, I-- 563 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,749 I guess I have no choice. 564 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,752 - Mm-hmm. 565 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,414 - The thing is, 566 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,148 I don't have that much phone data. 567 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,889 - Then I will add you to my family plan! 568 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,591 - Understood. Understood. 569 00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,590 - Oh, hey, great. You're still here. 570 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:18,112 - My girlfriend's meeting me. She had an oboe lesson. 571 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,937 - Ah, skateboarding oboist. What an interesting young lady. 572 00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:22,285 - Yeah, she's sick. 573 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:23,595 - So, listen. 574 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,600 Before, when we were talking about love, 575 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,172 I gave you good advice, right? 576 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,119 Like, I knew what I was talking about? 577 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,517 - Yeah, it was fine. 578 00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:31,299 I mean, I kind of knew most of what you were saying, 579 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,564 like, from movies or whatever, but it's all good. 580 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:35,778 - Oh. 581 00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,256 Maybe I'm not great about talking 582 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,086 about this kind of stuff. 583 00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:40,574 Doesn't mean anything. 584 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,834 I mean, sure, I haven't been in a serious relationship 585 00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:43,967 in a long time. 586 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,178 - Why? 587 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,359 - I don't know, man. 588 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:52,887 Maybe... [inhales deeply] 589 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,320 'Cause it's just safer to keep things casual. 590 00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,588 When you go deep, 591 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,020 you open yourself up to all these feelings. 592 00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,676 - What's wrong with feelings? 593 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,200 - Fair point. 594 00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:06,286 Maybe I'm just self-sabotaging, like... 595 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,465 I'm scared to get invested with someone 596 00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:09,901 'cause I don't wanna get hurt. 597 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,687 - Did you get hurt before? 598 00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:14,870 - [sighs] 599 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,909 I guess the first time was eighth grade. 600 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:18,264 Gabby Pruitt. 601 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,484 She dumped me 602 00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:20,962 and made out with my best friend, Randy, 603 00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,262 at the Rainforest Café. 604 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,478 Told everybody at school 605 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:25,346 that my breath smelled like Warheads. 606 00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,698 - Oh, I'm sorry. 607 00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,186 - The votes have been counted! 608 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,750 And our new floor supervisor 609 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,277 in a landslide 610 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,451 is Cheyenne! 611 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,186 - Oh! [laughs] 612 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,497 [applause] Thanks, everyone. 613 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,683 And I do have an update on the breadsticks. 614 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,459 They will be day-olds, but if you just microwave them 615 00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,514 with a wet paper towel, you can't tell the difference. 616 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,459 - Ooh. [all murmuring approvingly] 617 00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,858 - I'm sorry Jonah. 618 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,080 I know how much you wanted this 'cause of... 619 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,859 [whispering] A-M-Y 620 00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,823 going to C-A-L-I-F-- 621 00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,173 - Yeah, California. Yeah, no, yeah. 622 00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:58,172 Thank you, Glenn. It's fine. 623 00:20:58,213 --> 00:20:59,303 I'm fine. 624 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,555 I'm happy Cheyenne won, you know? 625 00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:04,048 She made a very compelling case for herself. 626 00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,868 So, yeah, not gonna ask 627 00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:08,566 for a recount or anything. [chuckles] 628 00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,395 - I mean, if you insist, I guess I could. 629 00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:11,793 - No, no, I meant-- I really-- 630 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,355 I literally meant... - Oh, Cheyenne. 631 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:14,712 - It's not necessary, - Cheyenne. 632 00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:16,231 - No, yeah, we get it, and it could go-- 633 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,355 - Cheyenne. - Surprise. 634 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:18,886 - This is not a contested election. 635 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:19,889 - ♪ Cheyenne 636 00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,190 - No way! - Yes. 637 00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:22,586 - Yeah, I think we all get it. We all get it.