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- So Glenn's still
on self-quarantine
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for another week,
but he wanted me to relay
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that he misses you all
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and he sends everyone
his biggest, warmest hug.
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If anyone wants
to report that for harassment,
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I encourage you to do so.
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- I'm assuming we're
in health and beauty
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because the raccoons
finally claimed the warehouse.
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- I like it here.
It smells like confident women.
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- We are here
to right an injustice.
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Effective immediately,
Cloud 9 will no longer
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keep Black haircare products
in locked cases.
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- Wait,
why are those locked up?
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Can you huff them, or is it
more like a butt thing?
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- Oh, a butt thing?
No, I think it's because
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they think Black people
are gonna steal them.
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- Yeah, we have
to ask for the key.
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It's like a walk of shame
every time you need argon oil.
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- Wait, seriously?
That was store policy?
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That you had to humiliate
yourself just to get
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the--al--al--almond?
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The--
- What was it called?
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- [stammers]
The almond oil.
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- Almond.
- That's so messed up.
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- Yup, that was pretty cool
of corporate to fix it.
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- Oh, yeah,
it takes a lot of courage
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to make a gesture this small
this late in the game.
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- Look, the important thing is
it ends today.
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You know, I thought my legacy
as acting manager
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was gonna be the new
forklift pallet clamp,
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but turns out
it's racial justice.
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So...okay, Ken,
do you wanna do the honors?
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- Oh!
Six-foot bubble, everybody.
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And watch your fingers.
I just had these sharpened.
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[chuckles]
- Ken, on the count of three,
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you're gonna bolt cut us
into the 21st century.
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One--
all: Two, three.
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[display clatters]
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- Or, you know,
since we put the lock there,
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maybe we have the key.
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- Less ceremonial, but fine.
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- Oh, that's my house key.
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This one's
Gram Gram's skate rink.
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This is my Orangetheory locker.
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Ah, yeah,
key to the racist lock.
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- Whoo-hoo!
[scattered applause]
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- Wow, so this is
what equality feels like.
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- ♪ Amazing
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♪ Grace
- Okay.
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- Mm-mm, no.
- ♪ How sweet
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Come on, everybody!
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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- Pretty big day, huh?
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Justice, one.
Racism, zero.
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- I'm not sure
that's the score.
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- You do realize
the hair products thing
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isn't the end of racism.
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It's not even the end of racism
in the store.
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- Oh, is this because
Karen started here last week?
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Because she's willing
to go by Jill.
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- What--no.
Don't you think it's messed up
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that we've never had
a Black district manager?
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Or that the employee handbook
limits our hair length
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to three inches...in diameter?
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That basically means no afros.
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- I guess I just never thought
about any of this stuff.
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I mean, you've never
brought it up before.
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- It's not my job to call out
every racist thing
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I come up against.
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It's my job to announce sales
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and pretend not to notice when
people return used swimsuits.
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- Yeah, you know,
this is actually exactly
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what we're talking about
in my anti-racism book club.
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We have the luxury of not
having to think about racism
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because it doesn't
directly affect our lives.
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- I would love to never hear
about that book club again,
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but he's right.
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- Well, let's do something
about it.
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You're gonna hold a meeting,
and you're gonna compile a list
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of all the racist stuff that
corporate needs to talk about.
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- I'm gonna hold a meeting?
- Oh, right, sorry.
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I forgot
you don't like to lead.
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You prefer to sit to the side
and make snarky comments
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like a balcony Muppet.
- Well, I could do it.
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- No, no, no, I can do it.
- Yeah, no, of course.
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You should.
You totally...
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That's a great idea.
I was just trying to help.
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I--I promise I wasn't trying
to, like, lead or anything.
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I should decenter myself
and start listening.
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- You're still talking.
- Yeah, yeah, decentering, yup.
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- Okay, so I'll borrow
Eric's movie projector.
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And we already have,
like, 10 camping chairs,
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so that should be enough
for everybody.
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- Ooh, this is gonna be so fun!
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The last time
I saw an outdoor movie,
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I was on shrooms,
and it turned out
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to just be
a Steak 'n Shake menu.
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- Oh, my God.
- Hey, guys.
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What's up?
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- [forced laughter]
Nothing.
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Uh, we were just...
talk--talking about Europe
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and how crazy it is over there
right now.
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- [vocalizes]
Politics.
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- Well--
- Should we feel bad
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for not inviting her?
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- Yeah, I guess?
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- I bet she just sits at home
all day
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running to the window
whenever she hears a car.
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- So...should we invite her?
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- Aw, that would be
so nice of us.
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She'll probably cry.
- Totally.
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It'll be like Christmas
for her.
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- Hey.
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[phone chimes]
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- Hey, Garrett.
It's me, Glenn.
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- Yeah, I can see you.
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- So I heard about
the Black hair care products,
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and I feel horrible.
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I guess I just never paid
attention to those products
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because most of
my Black friends are bald.
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- By most, do you mean me?
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- No, I have six others.
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I don't know
if they're drawn to me
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or me to them, but...
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Anyway, the point is
I'm just so sorry.
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And I wish there
was something I could do
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to make it up
to the Black employees.
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Any ideas?
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- Uh, for how to apologize
to Black people?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Glenn, look, I'm really busy.
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I got this meeting coming up--
- I just feel terrible!
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You gotta help me
make this right.
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Oh, and for the record,
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I am willing
to take a knee anywhere.
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Thanks, Garrett.
- Yeah, bye.
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[sighs]
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- Hey, Sandra.
Guess what?
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- I don't like
to guess anymore.
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My mind's too dirty.
- Oh!
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Okay, we're hosting
an outdoor movie night
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and we want you to come.
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- It's this Friday at 7:00.
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Bring a camping chair
and a blanket.
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But not Jerry.
We're not running a charity.
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- Oh, um,
thanks for the invite,
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but I don't
feel comfortable going.
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- Aw, because you're not used
to being invited to places?
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- No, it's just--I noticed
you guys are pretty caszh
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with your COVID safety.
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- What, us?
- What?
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- In your Instagram post,
you're not wearing your masks.
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You just have the bandana
tied around your necks.
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- Yeah, so people
can see our smiles.
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- They need them now
more than ever.
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- Right, I just think
I'd be too anxious if I went,
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but thanks for the invite.
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- [scoffs]
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Is she saying we're not clean?
- I think so.
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Should we start a rumor
that she has hepatitis?
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- No.
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Not yet.
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- Uh, I think it's good
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that the store has unlocked
the Black hair products,
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but I thought we'd make a list
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of the other issues
corporate needs to address.
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- You mean like how
we still sell products
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with racist mascots?
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- Ooh, yes, that's a good one!
Write that one down.
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- Okay, that's a weird energy
to bring to this,
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but okay.
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- How about some new options
in our vending machines?
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There are three rows
of sour cream and onion chips,
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and no jalapeño.
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- Okay, guys, so this list is
to come up with issues
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that are affecting
Black customers and employees.
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- Well, that one affects me,
my brother,
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because I hate
sour cream and onion.
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- Yeah, but that's more
of a you thing,
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not a Black thing.
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- I'm pretty sure
that's a Black thing.
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Uh, raise your hand
if you are Black
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and you like
sour cream and onion?
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- I like sour cream.
- That's not the question.
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It has to be
sour cream and onion.
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Devil's combo.
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Show of hands?
Hands up?
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Mm-hmm, yup.
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Prosecution rests.
- Okay, that doesn't prove--
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- Look, I don't know
who's right on this,
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but I think it might be easier
if you just wrote it down.
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- [sighs]
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- So we have two ideas
to send to corporate
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and a list of snacks
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that the Black people
in this room don't like.
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- Every room, Garrett.
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- Okay, does anybody have
anything actually useful?
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- Uh, I--I think
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it might be helpful if--
oh, sorry.
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Nia, did you want
to say something?
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- No?
- Are you sure?
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Because I don't want
to make this about me
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if you've got something.
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- I don't want to make it
about you either,
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but I don't have anything.
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- Okay, uh--okay, so look.
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I think it's great
that we're trying
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to fight these racist policies,
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but I also think that
we should be pitching
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actively anti-racist policies
as well.
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- Yeah, like asking
corporate to sell
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more products
from Black-owned businesses.
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- I was just gonna say that!
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- Cool, let's all give credit
to Jonah for Janet's idea.
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- No, no.
That's--
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- That's going on the list,
Janet.
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- I think a lot of us
wanna help,
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but we just have blind spots
when it comes to this stuff.
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I mean, when I was growing up,
we were told the goal
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was to not see race.
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- Okay, see, I don't know
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who started
telling white people that.
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I'm assuming
it was other white people,
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but you shouldn't ignore race.
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You should be aware
of how being Black
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affects our daily lives.
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- Wait, you're Black?
I thought you were Dominican.
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- What?
No.
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- You're not even
a little Dominican?
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Like Puerto Rican?
- That's...not how it works.
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But Garrett's right.
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We're dealing with
microaggressions all the time.
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- Yeah, like certain employees
always asking to touch my hair.
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I'm not naming names,
but if I were,
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they'd be Isaac.
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- I'm sorry.
Your hair looks fun.
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- What?
- Dude.
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- Really?
- Okay, fine.
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Janet, your hair
doesn't look fun.
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Is that better?
It looks like a bad time.
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- No, her hair looks amazing.
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- How about Justine
trying to sound Blacker
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when she talks to Black people?
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- Oh, that's
how you gon' do me?
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- Uh, I've experienced
a ton of anti-Asian racism
247
00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:47,698
since corona started.
248
00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:48,794
- Yeah, customers have said
249
00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,792
some really terrible stuff
to us.
250
00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,584
- I've been getting that too,
and I'm Hawaiian.
251
00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,139
- Well, you look Asian
to white people,
252
00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,665
so don't go thinking
you're cleaner than us.
253
00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:57,409
- Yeah, we're
the cleanest people here.
254
00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:59,579
- I'm sick of everybody
acting like
255
00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:02,316
all Black people have it worse
than white people.
256
00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,407
Like, look at Will Smith.
257
00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,495
His life is
way better than mine,
258
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,495
and our debut albums
came out the same year.
259
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,158
- Isaac, I guarantee,
all things being equal,
260
00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,642
racism is harder for Black
people than it is for you.
261
00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:15,603
Go on, tell them about
how your life is harder
262
00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,602
because you're Black.
Wait till you hear this.
263
00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,694
I think it's
gonna be pretty bad.
264
00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,603
- Wow, really?
Um...
265
00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,208
[scoffs]
Uh, okay.
266
00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:26,168
So a couple weeks ago,
I bought a Nintendo Switch.
267
00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:28,387
A white dude follows me
through the parking lot
268
00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:30,307
and goes,
"You got a receipt for that?
269
00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:32,312
- [groans]
- White dudes.
270
00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:34,364
- So this is the kind of stuff
we're working
271
00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:35,839
to address with this list.
272
00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,619
- Uh-uh, forget the list.
We can get back to the list.
273
00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,494
The personal stories
are breaking through.
274
00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:40,795
Give us another one.
275
00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,541
- So you just want me
to tell more stories about
276
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,672
messed up stuff that happened
to me 'cause I'm Black?
277
00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,504
- Exactly.
Hit us with a big one!
278
00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:48,242
- [scoffs]
Fine, okay.
279
00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,593
Racist story time.
Gather around, everybody.
280
00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:52,593
Oh, whoa!
No, no, no!
281
00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:55,195
Don't actually scoot in.
282
00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:57,636
- ♪ My kinda lover
283
00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:00,254
♪ My kinda lover
284
00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,775
- Man, I just wanted to change
a couple racist policies.
285
00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:05,079
I didn't sign up to teach a
bunch of grown ass white people
286
00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,336
about racism.
- Seriously.
287
00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:07,478
It's like, come on, folks.
288
00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:09,519
We're living in a golden age
of podcasts.
289
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:12,125
- Hey, you left the list
in the warehouse.
290
00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,476
- Oh, okay.
Yeah, thanks.
291
00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,825
But, uh,
I'm not doing this anymore.
292
00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:18,706
- Oh.
Okay.
293
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,838
- Look, it's pointless,
all right?
294
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,271
You're new here,
so you don't get it,
295
00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:24,487
but to change anything
around here is a lost cause.
296
00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,576
I mean, just look at Jonah.
He tried to start a union.
297
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,496
He ended up throwing away
a whole year of his life.
298
00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:30,240
- Well,
I did learn some things.
299
00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:33,331
But, uh, yeah--
no, yeah, it's--it was--
300
00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,241
I wasted that year.
- I don't know.
301
00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,286
I mean, it seems like things
302
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,811
are actually
gaining some momentum.
303
00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:40,424
Might as well try to change
some of that stuff, right?
304
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,635
- [scoffs]
Be my guest.
305
00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,765
- Okay, so once again,
Black women are the ones
306
00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:47,468
everybody expects
to drive social change.
307
00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,516
- [grunts in agreement]
308
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,171
So true.
309
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:53,905
- Okay, fine.
I will do the rest of the list.
310
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,387
- Cool.
311
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,269
- Did you have to snap?
312
00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:00,439
- In the moment,
it felt wrong not to snap.
313
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:01,785
- [sighs]
314
00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:02,915
- Have a heavenly day.
315
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:04,836
- For your information, Sandra,
316
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,621
Cheyenne and I are very clean.
317
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,616
- Yeah, I shower
after every poo.
318
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,628
- And this movie night is gonna
be just as hygienic as we are.
319
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,591
All the chairs are
gonna be six feet apart
320
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:15,369
and we're gonna have
a bunch of hand sanitizer.
321
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,763
- Cool.
Well, let me know how it goes.
322
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:21,197
- And, uh, we are going to be
checking people's temperatures
323
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:22,725
every 10 minutes.
324
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:25,729
- Mm-hmm, and we're
gonna be digging a hole
325
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:29,382
for everyone to sit in
so the germs don't get out.
326
00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:30,647
- What do you say?
327
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,340
Should we save you a...a hole?
328
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,558
- Look, it's nothing personal.
329
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,517
People just have
different comfort levels
330
00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:40,346
around this stuff,
but you guys have fun.
331
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:41,565
- [scoffs]
332
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:42,883
Rude.
333
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,879
- I know.
She's the worst.
334
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,842
She's coming
to this [bleep] movie.
335
00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,801
- [scoffs]
336
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,929
- And how can we pull out
all sorts of decorations
337
00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:53,152
for Saint Patrick's Day,
338
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,320
and we don't do anything
for Juneteenth?
339
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,756
Leprechauns were never slaves.
340
00:11:57,804 --> 00:12:01,504
- Mm-hmm,
except to their own greed.
341
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:04,326
- Yo, we gotta put MC
Cool Cloud on the list, right?
342
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:05,935
I mean, that's
clearly appropriation.
343
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,376
- I don't know.
344
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:08,772
I don't think
he's trying to act Black.
345
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,505
I just think he is Black.
346
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,685
- But it's a white cloud.
- So what?
347
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,602
White clouds can't be Black?
Black people can't be clouds?
348
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:18,687
- Dude, he was created
by a group of white executives
349
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,778
who are clearly obsessed
with LL Cool J.
350
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,827
I'm sick of looking at it.
It's going on the list.
351
00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:24,222
- Hey, sorry.
352
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,345
Uh, Glenn wants to talk to you.
353
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:27,527
- Hey, Garrett!
354
00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:28,972
You weren't
picking up your phone,
355
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,879
so Jonah helped Demetrius
and me track you down.
356
00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:33,355
- I'm Demetrius.
357
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,454
I'd shake your hand, but
there's a virus going around.
358
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:38,323
- Yeah, I heard about that.
What's going on?
359
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:39,926
- Well, you never
got back to me
360
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:42,326
with your apology ideas,
361
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:46,370
so I decided to buy pizzas
for all the Black employees.
362
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,637
- Did you know that
this was what this was about?
363
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,600
- In my heart,
I feel like I might have.
364
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,419
- [groans]
365
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,727
So...as reparations
366
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,914
for the hair care products,
you got us pizza?
367
00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,041
- Mm-hmm.
368
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,562
- Hey, pizza's
better than nothing.
369
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:01,995
- Mm-hmm.
- What?
370
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,352
- And Garrett,
you're pizza deputy,
371
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:05,872
so make sure that
every Black employee
372
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,305
gets some pizza.
373
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,401
And if there are
any borderline calls,
374
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,830
well, you get final say.
375
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,567
- Uh, Glenn, I can't do this.
376
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:15,657
- Look, you're having pizza.
I insist.
377
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:18,407
So start rounding up
the Black people.
378
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,409
Oh, I mean--uh,
just send them a text!
379
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,581
[ambient music]
380
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:23,627
- [sighs]
381
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,939
- ♪ Thankful
that my head too hard ♪
382
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,161
♪ For me to learn my lesson
383
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,979
♪ 'Cause the way I did it
worked out fine ♪
384
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,157
♪ Ooh, God you blessed me
- What's good, y'all?
385
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,423
It's your boy, Kenan Bravo.
386
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,115
I'm just over here
having a little work pizza.
387
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,173
Make that free work pizza!
388
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,858
And here's the guy
we have to thank.
389
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,556
The MLK of the PZA.
390
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,783
- No, no, not thanks to me.
I don't want any part of this.
391
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,873
Don't want any pizza.
392
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,871
- Okayzzles,
more pizza for me, then.
393
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,263
Hashtag "boom."
Hashtag "pizza for life."
394
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:50,956
Hashtag "in crust, we trust."
395
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,884
- Forced pizza party.
Going on the list.
396
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,400
- I don't know,
even with the word "forced,"
397
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,793
pizza party only ever
sounds awesome.
398
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,577
- I know.
- Hey, Garrett.
399
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,881
Me and, um, some of the others
were wondering
400
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:04,098
if we could get in
on this pizza party.
401
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,977
- Yeah, I don't know, man.
402
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,189
It's, uh--
- I know.
403
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,887
It's a Black thing.
404
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:11,105
But you don't know what's
it like for guys like me.
405
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,244
Like when I'm
mowing my own lawn,
406
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,807
people think I'm the gardener.
407
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,424
I mean, they don't say,
"Hey, gardener,"
408
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,285
but I know they're thinking it.
409
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:20,416
- You know what?
410
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:21,858
Go ahead.
- Thank you.
411
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,214
Sarah, you're up.
- Sarah?
412
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:25,824
- So when I was eight,
413
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,335
all the white kids
came up with a chant
414
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,428
that went, "Sarah,
Sarah, you're so brown--"
415
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,437
- Okay, okay, I don't wanna be
the racism pizza judge.
416
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:34,349
Just go ahead.
Have some pizza.
417
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,045
- What about me?
- Oh, yeah.
418
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,272
You're good.
You're good.
419
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,101
- I hear the pizza's
from Polini's.
420
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,789
- Oh, man, that place is legit.
421
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:43,186
That where my parents took me
to tell me about their divorce.
422
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,670
- Oh, hey, guys.
Sorry.
423
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,539
The pizza's actually just
for our employees of color.
424
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,981
The break room is
kind of a safe space
425
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:51,278
for historically marginalized--
- No whites allowed!
426
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,495
Beat it!
427
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,114
- So unfair.
428
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:57,545
- I wonder if that was
the best way to say that.
429
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,122
- I think I nailed it.
430
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:01,199
- I just don't understand
why she wouldn't even, like--
431
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,468
- [groans]
432
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:03,950
I know.
What--oh.
433
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,030
Oh!
434
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,558
- Just keeping
everything sterile!
435
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:10,042
I'm, like, so OCD
about this stuff.
436
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,873
- Oh, is that bug spray?
437
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:15,041
- [inhales, coughs]
Yes!
438
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:16,478
It is.
[coughs]
439
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,614
A virus is a bug, Sandra.
440
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:21,956
- Just cleaning my hands.
Like always.
441
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,968
- Guys, I know what
you're doing, but it's okay.
442
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,270
I'm not judging you--
- Okay, let's cut the crap.
443
00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:27,966
Are you not coming
because of Cheyenne?
444
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,714
- What?
- You think she's dirty
445
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:32,114
because she's married to Bo and
they live in that filthy house?
446
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,588
- You know, Bo's not dirty.
Ringworm runs in his family!
447
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:36,629
- Well, then
it's a dirty family!
448
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,984
- [gasps]
It's a genetic condition.
449
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:42,115
- A condition called
not washing his body.
450
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:45,338
- Oh, my God, you clearly don't
know anything about ringworm.
451
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,599
Ignorant--ow!
452
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,161
- Where do you think ringworm
comes from?
453
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,248
- I got sanitizer in my eye.
454
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:51,987
It burns!
455
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,038
- ♪ A freestyle phantom,
ain't trying to be handsome ♪
456
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,093
♪ Shrinking what you're
thinking 'cause I'm vamping ♪
457
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,169
♪ I live and die
458
00:15:57,217 --> 00:16:00,517
- I love how pizza
is, like, the bread.
459
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,568
And then, the sauce.
460
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:05,053
And then, like, the cheese
puts it all together.
461
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,444
Yeah, mmm.
462
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,928
- Is this your first time
having pizza?
463
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,489
- Shh, there's girls here.
464
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,706
- There they are!
465
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,536
Thanks, Demetrius!
466
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:19,024
- Yo, Jonah stopped
answering his phone too.
467
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,675
- [sighs]
- So Garrett.
468
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,548
How are those pizzas?
469
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,160
Are you enjoying them
and feeling appreciated?
470
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,591
- People seem to like them,
471
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,287
but I think we're good
on pizza, Glenn.
472
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,335
- Yeah, well, it just...
473
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:33,120
Some of the white employees
were upset
474
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,426
that they didn't get any pizza,
and, you know,
475
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:39,042
the point of all this was
to make everyone happy, so--
476
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,955
- I thought the point of this
was to apologize
477
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,260
to the Black employees.
478
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:44,255
Either they're reparations,
or they're not.
479
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,567
- Okay, well, can't you
think of it like this?
480
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:50,144
Like, for you, the pizzas
are reparations for racism.
481
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:52,053
And for the white employees,
482
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,228
they're reparations
for not getting pizza.
483
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,364
- Okay, so it's an
all lives matter pizza party?
484
00:16:56,406 --> 00:17:00,056
Fine, great.
Okay, that's perfect.
485
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:03,326
Attention, all Cloud 9
employees in all departments.
486
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,370
Please report to the break room
for pizza
487
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:08,675
because apparently,
now everyone gets pizza.
488
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,383
Never mind that the basic
infrastructure of this country
489
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,031
makes it so that
one group of people
490
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,985
gets way more pizza
than others!
491
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:19,174
Or that some of us spent
over 400 years
492
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:22,082
forcibly making pizza
for white people!
493
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,054
- This isn't about pizza,
is it?
494
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,518
- No, I don't think so.
495
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,738
- Yes!
I love pizza.
496
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:38,103
- I am so sorry.
I biffed up hard.
497
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,934
But I just really
need you to know
498
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:43,112
that I'm not a racist.
499
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,149
- Look, Glenn, I don't think
you're racist, okay?
500
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:47,244
You're just really horrible
at this kind of stuff.
501
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,113
- You're right.
And I--
502
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,155
- The user is out of minutes.
503
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,980
[descending tone]
He doesn't know.
504
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,508
Look, I'm sorry about him,
okay?
505
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:56,772
Just save all this pizza stuff
506
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,564
for your next
racist story time.
507
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,249
- There's not gonna be
another racist story time.
508
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,816
There shouldn't
have been a first one.
509
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,173
You're just as bad as Glenn.
510
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,042
I pointed out a few problems
I had with the store,
511
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,964
and you have me making a whole
list and doing a TED Talk?
512
00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:09,959
I mean, hell, Jonah's been
weird and annoying all day,
513
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,131
but at least
he's tried to help out
514
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,697
without putting
the burden on me.
515
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,923
- Oh, wow.
Yeah--thanks.
516
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,663
Decentering takes
a little practice,
517
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:17,974
but I think
I'm getting better at it.
518
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:20,579
You know, I just have
a tendency to...
519
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:23,011
make things about myself.
520
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:26,888
- Look, don't bother
with the list, okay?
521
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,591
I'll take care of it.
- I already did it.
522
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:31,889
- Oh, well, I'll send this
to the DM as soon as possible.
523
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,756
Then, hopefully
she'll send it on
524
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,198
to the regional manager
for him to review.
525
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,594
And then, he'll send it
to the diversity liaison.
526
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:40,078
And then, she's gonna have
to send it on to her VP.
527
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,989
All told, we should get
an answer in, you know...
528
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,604
three to five weeks.
- Weeks?
529
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,036
- Look, I know it sucks.
I built a canoe in less time.
530
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:51,043
But it's a step
in the right direction.
531
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,609
- I guess.
532
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:56,736
- [panting]
- Oh, good.
533
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:57,827
She's still here.
- Okay.
534
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,615
[both panting]
535
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:02,050
Here!
In your face!
536
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:04,667
- Our corona tests
came back negative.
537
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,188
And they said
that's a good thing.
538
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,152
- When did you guys take these?
539
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,190
- We called out early and drove
540
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,705
to the rapid test center
in Illinois.
541
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:14,018
- Wow, well, congrats on your
clean bill of health, guys.
542
00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:15,325
- Ah-ah-ah.
543
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:18,071
So we will see you
at movie night, right?
544
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:20,683
- Oh, well,
you guys are safe,
545
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,554
but won't there be
other people there?
546
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,596
- Yeah, but, I mean,
we can uninvite them.
547
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:26,862
It can just be us.
548
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,254
- What movie
were you gonna see?
549
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,597
- "Hereditary."
550
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,816
- Ooh, that's too scary for me.
551
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:34,826
- We can watch something else!
Your choice.
552
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,179
- Well, I've
been meaning to see
553
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,698
if "Herbie: Fully Loaded"
lives up to the hype.
554
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:40,662
- Done.
We'll see you there.
555
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:44,271
- Sure!
[all laugh]
556
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:47,273
- Oh, yes!
I knew we'd get her.
557
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:49,276
- Nice, so it's just gonna be
558
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,708
me, you, Sandra
559
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:56,145
outside your apartment watching
"Herbie: Fully Loaded."
560
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,365
- Yeah.
561
00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,984
- Oh, shoot!
I forgot.
562
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:02,684
I have something on Friday.
563
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,383
- Cheyenne.
564
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,030
Cheyenne!
565
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,604
- Maybe you could give me
a list of slang
566
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,601
that's off-limits.
- All of it.
567
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:11,863
- Hey, man.
We heard your announcement.
568
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,336
You seemed pretty beefed.
569
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,206
- And you had
every right to be.
570
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:19,257
I mean, from one pizza slut
to another, I totally get it.
571
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:21,865
We got you these.
572
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,396
- Ten pizzas.
573
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:25,919
- Well, there aren't enough
pizzas in the whole world
574
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,793
to show you how sorry we are.
575
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,095
- Hey!
576
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,790
Why was this
in the box crusher?
577
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:33,138
- 'Cause it's racist and
I was tired of looking at it.
578
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,798
And I wasn't gonna wait
three to five weeks
579
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:36,632
for someone else
to come fix it.
580
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,850
- Got it.
- [sighs]
581
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,239
[scattered applause]
582
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,202
Nope.
Wrong.
583
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,371
- Yeah, Garrett!
584
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:44,936
- Sí, se puede.
585
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,682
- Not Dominican, man.
586
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,683
- He didn't even
take the pizzas.
587
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,115
- You know what?
588
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,161
You guys just don't get it,
okay?
589
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:54,337
Today was a perfect example
590
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,953
of the kind of racism
that people of color
591
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:59,134
have to deal with
on a daily basis
592
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,870
and how we need
to stop pretending
593
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:04,002
that white privilege
doesn't benefit us.
594
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,865
Today was never
about the pizzas.
595
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:08,136
It...
596
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,919
Okay, so it's still
not about the pizzas,
597
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:13,785
but he would like me
to grab the pizzas, so...
598
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:15,967
If you could just--
under my chin.
599
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:18,103
Yeah, yeah.
All right, okay.
600
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:20,836
Seriously!
Do the work!
601
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,977
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