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- Now I know this
is your first call
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with someone from Zephra,
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but don't be intimidated.
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They're just regular folks
like us
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who make six times
as much money.
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- Oh, I'm not nervous.
I'm excited.
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I'm finally getting my dope
uncut straight from the dealer.
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- Ah, yeah.
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- Hey there.
- Warren, hi!
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Dina Fox, co-manager.
Glad to be on the team.
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We're gonna do great things.
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That Zephra CEO,
she in a sex cult?
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- Dina.
- That's okay.
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I can't comment
on any speculation
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as to the personal lives
of Zephra executives.
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- Say no more.
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- Can we talk
about Carol's lawsuit?
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- Yeah, what's the move here,
Warren?
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How are we gonna scrub the lice
out of our hair?
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- These tend to clean up easy.
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You know, I mean, unless Carol
were able to make the case
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that she were targeted,
if she were generally unliked,
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if people avoided working
with her, that sort of thing.
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- Yeah, here's, uh--
here's what's fun about that,
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Carol is a complete outcast.
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- But only because she has
such a bad personality.
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- Well, it really comes down
to what's on record,
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so why don't you guys
just go ahead
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and review the private
messages on the employee app.
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- Their private messages?
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- It's all legal.
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All the employees agree
to the terms of service
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in order to use the app.
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- And let's be honest,
keeping tabs on the employees
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is the entire point of the app,
am I right?
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- It is one of many features.
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- Ah, I like you, Warren.
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You're shady but in a way
that feels legally vetted.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- Now corporate's position
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is that Carol hurt herself
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due to her own negligence,
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so if you all see
any other examples of that,
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send them our way.
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- So spying on their messages
and spying on Carol in person?
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Okay.
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Your words, Glenn,
not Zephra's.
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I gotta jump, guys.
Talk soon.
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- Okay, so there are two of us
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and two tasks.
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Both of them feel good to do.
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- Aw, I'll take care of both
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while you try
and regain control
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of your sphincter muscle.
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-
I love it!
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This is teamwork.
We're on fire.
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♪
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- We need to return
this showerhead.
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It didn't exactly transport us
to the rainforest.
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- Well, most rainforests
aren't between a Guitar Center
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and a dumpster full of glass
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that gets emptied out
twice a day.
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I hate our place.
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- Hey.
I just love that it's ours.
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- Put it back in the box
still wet, I see.
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- Yeah, sorry.
- Eric!
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Long time, no chill, son.
What's up with that?
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- Yeah, I don't know.
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- Hey, let's get a hang
on the books, okay?
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Just because Amy's
out of the picture
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doesn't mean that the boys
can't sesh.
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Oh, speaking of,
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Amy wants me to ship
some of her wall art.
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I think it's in the garage,
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so if you're cool
with giving me your keys,
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I can head over
to the house now.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
so what's up with you two?
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New showerhead, huh?
What's--what's the story there?
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- Hold on, why would Jonah
have the keys to Amy's house?
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- Oh, uh--
- Because he lives there.
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- You're still living at Amy's?
You said you moved out.
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- I said I was ramping up
to move out.
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- How long is the ramp?
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- I'm so sorry,
I didn't know it was a secret.
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- It's fine.
- It's not a big deal.
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He just didn't wanna tell
anyone because it's so sad.
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- No, no, I pay rent,
all right?
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I'm only living there
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because I didn't wanna deal
with moving right now,
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and I didn't mention it
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because I didn't want
any of this, okay?
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- Please tell me you don't
take care of all of her plants.
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- They're there, you know?
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I'm not just gonna
let them die.
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- Wow.
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- Cheyenne.
- Oh, I've been meaning to ask.
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I've been floor supervisor
a while now,
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but I'm still
getting paid the same.
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- Zephra has the paperwork.
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They're processing it,
it just takes a little time.
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- Right.
But it's just--
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- Cheyenne, it's coming, okay?
Don't be greedy.
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That's how Steve Jobs died.
- Oh.
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- Now, I have a special
assignment for you.
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I need you
to be with Carol all day.
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- Ew.
Why?
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- It's for Zephra's
legal defense.
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They're looking to show
that Carol's careless
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and got herself zapped.
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So if you see her
making any mistakes,
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I need you to write them down.
- Carol's, like, scary.
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I've seen her folding towels
and laughing to herself.
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Like, what is that?
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- Well, listen,
this job isn't always fun.
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That's why you got
that pay raise.
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- Yeah, but again,
I haven't actually--
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- Cheyenne, I gotta tell you,
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this is an ugly color on you.
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- Pink?
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- Hey, Jonah,
why don't you take a break?
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I'll handle this.
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- Oh, I already took my break,
but thank you.
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- No, I insist.
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Go get a snack
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or read or have a good cry.
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- What?
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- Hey, Jonah.
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How you doing, bud?
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- I'm doing well,
thank you...bud.
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Um, by any chance
did either of you
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hear about my home?
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- Uh, no.
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What's the scoop?
New sconces?
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- Okay, you know what?
Look.
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Guys, I'm fine, all right?
The breakup was for the best.
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We realized we weren't
on the same page,
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so it was hard,
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but we both moved on, okay?
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- Jonah, I want you
to meet two friends
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who have always
been there for me.
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Ben & Jerry.
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-
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- It's ice cream.
- I know what Ben & Jerry's is.
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Everybody does, Glenn.
Thank you.
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- Ugh, that should be us
living in Amy's place.
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You're family,
and she's obsessed with me.
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- She's not gonna kick him out.
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They're being, like,
super civil and normal,
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and it's all very boring.
- That is so gross.
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I bet he drove her
to the airport.
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- Wouldn't surprise me.
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- Maybe I could inspire Jonah
to move out.
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- Isn't that like kicking him
while he's down?
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- Everyone kicks Jonah
when he's down.
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It's what we do.
You don't know, you're new.
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- ♪ Heads are hanging
from the garbage... ♪
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- I need your tech expertise.
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Zephra gave me manager's access
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to review employee messages
on the app.
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Can you hack me into it?
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- You mean log into the app?
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- Okay, don't big time me,
RadioShack.
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Here's my password.
Just hack it in there.
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Okay.
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Oh, that's a cool pic.
Is that Brian on a mountain?
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- That is my man.
He's actually on a hill.
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Brian just brings
that Kilimanjaro energy.
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- Nice, Brian.
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Okay, there you go.
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Didn't even need
to hack the mainframe.
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You're just gonna tap
"Employee messages."
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- "I have to stock grocery.
FML."
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FML?
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Rick isn't on
Family Medical Leave.
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- Oh, no, it's internet slang.
It means...
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he doesn't like
stocking grocery.
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- The internet has
its own language now?
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Okay, I'm gonna
need you on this
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because you're gonna
have to translate for me.
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But before we do that,
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I'm gonna need you to hack me
back into the app
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because I've somehow hacked
into my home screen.
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- Guys, seriously,
I'm not depressed.
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- It's gonna be okay, Jonah.
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You'll maybe find love again.
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- I don't know.
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Who's gonna want him
in this condition?
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- Okay, is anybody
at checkout?
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This can't be this interesting.
- Actually, Jonah,
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I believe this will be
the hot juice of the day.
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- It's really not.
It's not hot juice.
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- You guys talking about
how sad and broken Jonah is?
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- Uh-huh.
- I think Amy's house
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is Jonah subconsciously
clinging to the relationship.
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- Wow, that makes
so much sense.
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- In my opinion,
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Jonah needs to move out
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before the real work can begin.
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I've already found a ton
of cute places on Zillow.
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- Will everyone
just leave Jonah alone?
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He seems happy to me.
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Maybe the happiest
he's ever been.
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- Okay, thanks, Marcus,
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but I'm pretty sure
I can handle it myself.
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What was that about?
We had a deal.
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- I'm sorry.
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Wouldn't it make
your life easier
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if we just told people
I'm living there with you?
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Then they'd know
you're not sad and lonely
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'cause you got me.
- Right, yeah, no.
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Obviously that would make
people think I'm not sad,
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but isn't nice
to have a secret?
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You know, it's like we're--
we're spies.
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- Hard to argue with that.
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- Yeah, yeah, so let's
keep this between us, okay?
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- Copy that.
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This message
will self-destruct in ten,
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nine...
- All right.
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Eight.
Wait, Jonah!
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I was gonna do something cool
when I got to zero!
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♪
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- Ugh, check this out.
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"C U L8R,"
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"at" symbol, "The Trough,"
winky face?
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It's incomprehensible.
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- What is The Trough?
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I keep seeing people
talk about it.
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Is it just, like,
a new spot to hang out, a bar?
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- Could be an actual trough
where you can watch pigs eat
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for a nominal fee.
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- Could be that.
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Just a lotta mentions, really.
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I mean, look,
"Just clocked in.
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Meet you at The Trough
in two minutes."
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- Two minutes?
With his knock knees?
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Elias can't even make it to
the parking lot in two minutes.
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That means The Trough
must be in the store.
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Which also means he's been
slacking off on the job.
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- Hold up, there's a new secret
spot in the store to chill
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and nobody told me about it?
I'm offended.
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- Uh, I think they're doing
a little bit more
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than chill there.
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Taylor invited Sarah
for "another quickie,"
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and he attached a dong pic.
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- Oh, my man!
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What is with that camera angle?
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Right down the barrel.
Come on, bud.
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- And it's the employee app.
These people are depraved.
249
00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,460
- I mean, we used to hook up
in the store,
250
00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,941
so you can't really judge.
- Uh, yes, I can.
251
00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:26,331
I'm co-manager now, and I am
not gonna allow this store
252
00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:28,545
to become a brothel
on my watch.
253
00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,985
We're not zoned for that!
254
00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:35,078
- Okay, Glenn,
here's your DVD/VCR combo.
255
00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:38,303
We haven't sold these in years,
so I had to go to Crestwood.
256
00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:40,743
Why do you need this?
- I don't.
257
00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:43,131
This was a ruse to get you
into my office.
258
00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:44,654
- Glenn, why didn't you--
you're the boss.
259
00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:47,218
You can just say,
"Jonah, come in here."
260
00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:48,955
What is happening?
261
00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:50,876
- Jonah, you need our help.
262
00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:52,711
Right, Amy?
263
00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:55,009
- Totally, dude.
- "Dude"?
264
00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:57,006
- She's in California now.
That's how people there talk.
265
00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:58,838
- It might help you to move on
266
00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:01,976
if you can just get out
your repressed feelings.
267
00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:03,109
-
Okay.
268
00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:04,541
- I do this all the time.
269
00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:07,367
Jerusha winds up playing
my mother a lot,
270
00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:09,506
and she doesn't even need
the wig because--
271
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,419
Huh...
272
00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:12,072
- Glenn, I don't need this
273
00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:13,896
because I don't have
repressed feeling.
274
00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,344
- If you were aware of them,
275
00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,030
then they wouldn't
be repressed.
276
00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:18,988
You have to dig
from the top down.
277
00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:20,816
You gotta say,
278
00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:23,434
Amy, it was sad when you left.
279
00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:25,865
I felt like you abandoned me.
280
00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:28,443
- I hear you, dude.
My B.
281
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,130
- After all I invested in you
282
00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:32,568
as an employee
283
00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:34,005
and a friend.
284
00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:36,401
Oh, Amy, you felt like
a daughter to me.
285
00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:39,315
- Look, Glenn--
- I just miss her so much.
286
00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:42,061
- Clearly you have some stuff
to sort out.
287
00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:44,243
I am going to sit in traffic
288
00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:47,199
for 45 minutes and return this.
289
00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:48,718
- So it's come to this.
290
00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,422
Everyone else refused
to work with me
291
00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:52,679
so I guess the floor supervisor
has to do it.
292
00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:55,642
- Uh, yeah, that.
293
00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:58,162
- Okay, top shelf.
294
00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:59,556
Whoops.
295
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,559
Almost forgot my safety belt.
296
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,691
- Hmm, right.
Would've sucked if you forgot.
297
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,044
- Ugh, you know,
298
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,133
they don't pay us enough
to deal with this crap.
299
00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,742
Well, me.
I guess you're making more now.
300
00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,964
- Nah, I actually haven't
gotten my pay raise yet.
301
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:15,963
Dina said something about my
paperwork still processing.
302
00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:18,966
I guess it has something to do
with the economy being so bad
303
00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,319
or good or whatever.
304
00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:22,488
- No, friend,
you're getting screwed.
305
00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:24,544
This is classic corporate.
306
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,630
We do all the work and
they're the ones getting rich
307
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:29,019
up in their fancy Zephra campus
308
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:31,593
with their free sushi and
daycare and covered parking.
309
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,681
- What?
They get free daycare?
310
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,420
Sometimes I have
to leave Harmonica
311
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,250
zipped up in our trampoline
with snacks.
312
00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,898
- That's why I'm suing.
313
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,342
I'm tired of waiting for
their crumbs to hit the floor.
314
00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,289
I am taking a seat
at the table,
315
00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,428
and I'm gonna lick
everybody's bread.
316
00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:48,740
- That is so gross and cool.
317
00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,208
- Thanks.
318
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:52,958
You know, I'm gonna win
this lawsuit for all of us,
319
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,260
and if I lose,
320
00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:58,086
I'll burn down
that Zephra daycare for you.
321
00:10:58,135 --> 00:10:59,825
- Oh, my God.
322
00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,966
All I can say is wow,
323
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:04,619
and, um, please don't do that.
324
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,284
- Oh, sorry I'm a little late.
Where do you want me?
325
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:10,148
- Kelly, this is wonderful.
326
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,191
What is it?
327
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,755
-
328
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,852
Kelly came over from Fenton
to cover a shift.
329
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,632
Dina asked me to call her.
330
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,107
They're co-managers now.
Still working out the kinks.
331
00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:21,417
- Yes, no, I remember.
332
00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:23,733
We had shift
that needed filling,
333
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,470
and we thought of you
334
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:28,120
because you have a skill
335
00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,775
that we value.
336
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,949
- Yes.
Come on.
337
00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:34,475
I'll walk you.
- Okay.
338
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,349
- You guys will be
working together.
339
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:37,701
Isn't that funny?
340
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,130
The two of you,
who used to date,
341
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,347
and live together.
342
00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:43,436
Life is so random.
343
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:47,791
- I don't know what this is,
but I'm sorry.
344
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,667
- Am I dead?
345
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,359
Is that why I keep
ending up here?
346
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,718
♪
347
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,759
- Look at the connection
between Sarah and Taylor.
348
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,755
It is electric.
How did I miss this?
349
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,367
- I know.
Be more obvious, guys.
350
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,507
-
- Oh, she's going for the bait.
351
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:05,939
- What'd you write on the note?
352
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,856
- "Meet me at The Trough
at 2:00 p.m."
353
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,771
- From?
- Anonymous.
354
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,166
-
355
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:14,778
- Guys, I'm gonna be
a little busy around 2:00 p.m.
356
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,171
Don't even ask me
what I'm doing.
357
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,133
It's private.
358
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:20,962
I'll tell you after.
You guys are the worst.
359
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,568
- Just so you know,
360
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,273
I had no part in this.
361
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,750
Everybody thinks
I'm still hung up on Amy.
362
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,751
- Oh, no, thank you.
363
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,493
- What?
364
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:35,584
- I'm done getting tangled
in the crazy of you people.
365
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,064
So I'm keeping my head down
366
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,244
and getting through this shift
367
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,189
because I am saving
for a Roomba.
368
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,202
- That's fair,
but you should know--
369
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:46,201
- Oh, no, no.
No, thank you.
370
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,252
- Hey, Sandra,
371
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,250
I'm a little embarrassed
about earlier.
372
00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:53,342
I did not know all that
was gonna come out.
373
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,821
- It's okay, Glenn.
- Okay, good.
374
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,342
I guess I just had so much
to say to Amy.
375
00:12:58,386 --> 00:12:59,556
- Sure.
376
00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:01,654
- And it felt good
to get it out, you know?
377
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:04,093
Like, healthy.
378
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,571
- You want me to put
the wig back on?
379
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:06,870
- Yes, please.
380
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,658
- And we have
so much fun together,
381
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,662
but I can't tell you who it is
382
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:13,624
'cause they wanna
keep it a secret.
383
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:14,842
- I totally get it.
384
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,531
My boyfriend wants
to stay anonymous,
385
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:17,838
and it's driving me crazy
386
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,024
because he's actually perfect.
387
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,410
- Oh, my God,
he sounds amazing.
388
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:22,852
- Thank you.
389
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,459
Yeah, and obviously
I would like to know his name.
390
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,199
Like, that would be ideal,
391
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:29,200
but I have to remind myself,
"Don't get too needy, girl,
392
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:32,593
because he cares about you,
and that should be enough."
393
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:33,937
- And when you think about it,
394
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,157
it's hard to keep a secret,
395
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:36,855
so if he's willing to do that,
396
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,603
that means
he cares about you more.
397
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:39,783
- Totally.
398
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,259
- Justine,
we're gonna have it all.
399
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:42,168
-
400
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:43,912
- You know what else I hate?
401
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,223
That we have to clock out
402
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,479
before we sanitize
our stations.
403
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:48,832
That's still work.
404
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,701
I'm not disinfecting everything
for my health.
405
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,623
Well, I mean, yeah.
406
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:54,958
- That's corporate for you.
407
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,358
They ride us till we drop
408
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,320
and then immediately
sell our ass meat.
409
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,146
- God, you are so weird.
410
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,799
- You're so weird.
411
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,764
You're totally not weird.
412
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:09,152
You're gorgeous
like a vodka girl.
413
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,016
I wish I could do
my makeup like you.
414
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,547
- Oh, it's so easy.
415
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:15,030
Honestly, all you need
is the right foundation.
416
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,251
Oh.
Here.
417
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,341
You can have it.
418
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,819
I ganked it
from the makeup counter.
419
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,470
-
420
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,428
Oh, crap.
421
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:28,613
I forgot to spider wrap
that pallet of Zephra tablets.
422
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:32,350
- Oh, right, that's, like,
a huge security risk.
423
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,964
You know what, Carol?
424
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,265
Don't worry about it.
425
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,661
Honestly, if they get jacked,
they get jacked.
426
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,714
Zephra can eat our ass meat.
427
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,452
-
428
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:48,283
- Kell-bell,
how's life down low?
429
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,802
- Never liked that.
Told you many times.
430
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,976
- Did you know that Kelly
still lives in the same place
431
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,462
she and Jonah lived in
back when they were dating?
432
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,983
Isn't that so crazy
and spacious?
433
00:14:58,027 --> 00:14:59,507
- That's cool.
434
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:02,340
I hear Jonah's really digging
his living situation too.
435
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,029
- I mean, I guess.
436
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,597
Although if you're gonna live
at an ex's place,
437
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,733
it might as well be an ex
you still got a chance with.
438
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:11,167
- Oh, I see.
439
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:14,134
That's why you're here with
your shoulders all shined up
440
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,134
and your hands
all nice and small.
441
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,916
- I'm just here for a Roomba.
442
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,610
I have wood floors.
It gets dusty.
443
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,437
- Hey, Marcus, you wanna
show us how fast you are?
444
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,485
Do a lap around the store.
I'll time you.
445
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,881
- Absolutely, but hold on.
Kelly,
446
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,315
how does Jonah
like his peaches?
447
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:28,931
- Starting the timer right now,
buddy.
448
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:31,411
- The answer is unripened.
Loves the crunch.
449
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:32,762
Big texture guy.
450
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:33,981
I've been Jonah's roommate
for a split second,
451
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,370
and I knew that.
452
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,983
- I'm sorry.
Roommate?
453
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,195
- Yeah, okay, you heard me.
454
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,683
Jonah and I are roommates,
455
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,813
and it's the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
456
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:46,285
- You're living with Marcus?
- Mm-hmm.
457
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:48,376
- Oh, I had no idea
it was this bad.
458
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:51,295
- It's not this bad.
I'm fine.
459
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,561
- Oh, Jonah,
how did this happen?
460
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:54,824
No offense.
461
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,826
- None taken.
You're asking, like,
462
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,998
how did he hit the friggin'
jackpot of roommates?
463
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:02,175
So, tell them, Jonah.
464
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,572
- Yeah, okay, yeah, I mean--
465
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:07,135
One night I had maybe
one too many
466
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,493
glasses of orange wine,
467
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,712
and he texted me,
468
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,012
and I figured, you know, yeah,
469
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,228
I could use the help
with the rent.
470
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,316
And so--
471
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,244
- Wow, so you did it
for the money?
472
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,369
- I could not have been clearer
it was for the money.
473
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,592
-
474
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,862
- Ha.
We found it.
475
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:27,988
- We know all about The Trough,
476
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,340
and we are here
to shut it down.
477
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,639
- Man, I wish we had some
sunglasses right now.
478
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,636
You just pull those off.
- That would've been cool.
479
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:35,778
- Just give me one hour
in there, please.
480
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,910
- We wrote the note.
481
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:37,952
We preyed upon
your desperation,
482
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,427
and it worked like a charm.
483
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,476
- It was you guys
the whole time?
484
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:45,052
- Yes, it was us
the whole two hours ago.
485
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,531
- I can't believe this.
He was never real?
486
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:50,101
What am I gonna
tell my parents?
487
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,929
- Can I just ask, um,
488
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,800
what happened with Amy?
489
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,411
-
Um...
490
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:02,152
We, you know,
just weren't on the same page
491
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,065
about our future,
492
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:07,030
and so we decided to break up.
493
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:10,249
It was, uh, m-mutual.
494
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,860
- I remember us
using that word too.
495
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,561
- Y-yeah, but that--
496
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,768
- I think that people say
breakups are mutual
497
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:19,778
because they wanna feel
like nobody's the bad guy,
498
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,481
but I mean, come on.
499
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,908
Usually one person is hurting
more than the other.
500
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,475
-
501
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,832
You know what?
Uh, you're--
502
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:28,872
You're right.
503
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,267
I'm sorry, Kelly.
I--
504
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:33,010
- Oh, no.
I'm--I'm good now.
505
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,972
I had a lot of rebound sex,
506
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:37,100
and I went to Cabo with my mom,
507
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,753
so I'm past it.
508
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:41,926
And it looks like
you're in a good place too now
509
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:44,193
with your, uh, situation.
510
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:47,587
- Yeah, yeah, in my ex's house
511
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,331
with Marcus.
512
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:50,632
- So you're good?
- Yeah!
513
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:54,118
This is--this is exactly
what I was going for.
514
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,770
- Oh, boy.
It's coming out...
515
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:56,953
-
516
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,818
- On the day I'm here.
Good.
517
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,080
♪
518
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:05,207
maybe if
you're gonna have cold feet
519
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:06,818
about the future
of your relationship,
520
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,438
tell the guy
who's got your two-year-old
521
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:09,908
drooling on his chest.
522
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,258
He's my little man by the way,
and I love him to death.
523
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,957
But maybe you just give him
just an indication,
524
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:16,615
you know, that you're gonna
pull the rug out
525
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,880
because,
let me tell you something,
526
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,452
he's very comfortable
on that rug.
527
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,929
A lot of plans
hinging on that rug
528
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,800
staying right where it is.
529
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,281
Yeah, we've "moved on."
She's moved on!
530
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,852
She's living in California
531
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,279
in what I imagine
is an infinity pool
532
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:32,195
while I am stuck here
working at her store,
533
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,631
living in her house,
534
00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,717
dealing with
her neighbor's tree
535
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:36,846
that's past the property line.
536
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:37,898
You deal with it, Amy!
537
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:40,512
It's your problem.
538
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:42,637
Oh, hey, guys.
539
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,946
What's, uh--
how long were you...
540
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,263
- Just bringing back your keys.
541
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,740
-
Are you okay?
542
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,830
- Yeah.
543
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,829
Yeah, I'm good.
544
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,831
And you know what, Eric?
545
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,663
You can keep the keys.
546
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,052
I'm moving out.
547
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,802
I'm obviously not
moving out today,
548
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,669
so I need the key.
Yeah, thank you.
549
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,760
- This is nice.
550
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:11,189
I mean, if we had had this
when we were slamming it,
551
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,977
I wouldn't have had
to reinforce Glenn's desk.
552
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,201
-
553
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,020
Oh, what's this guy do?
554
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,593
Oh, okay.
555
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,675
Trough's got moves.
556
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,384
- All right,
let's turn those off.
557
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:23,642
Was it this?
558
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,034
- No, it was this thing
right here.
559
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,426
- ♪ Baby, don't worry
560
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:29,259
♪ You know that you got me
561
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:30,778
- I'm so sorry.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
562
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,951
- I'm with Brian.
I'm very happy with Brian.
563
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,607
- No, I-I'm happy
with Brian too.
564
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:36,521
I love Brian!
565
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,216
- Today was fun.
566
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,794
Sometimes I feel like people
think I'm a weirdo,
567
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,791
but you made me feel
really cool today.
568
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:45,233
- Aw, can I be real
with you a sec?
569
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,491
Dina assigned me
to hang out with you today
570
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:50,894
to, like, write down any bad
or crazy things you did.
571
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:52,098
She said corporate wanted it.
572
00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:54,187
- My lawyer warned me
this might happen.
573
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,536
- But don't worry, I'm not
gonna give them anything
574
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,806
because, bottom of my heart,
575
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,899
you are, like, high-key fire.
576
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:02,158
- Oh, well, thanks.
577
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,901
And I know you won't
give them anything
578
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,992
because I recorded
your little confession.
579
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,771
How you stole that makeup?
580
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:11,946
So you screw with me,
you get fired.
581
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:15,607
- Carol, that is so savage.
582
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,559
I love you so much right now.
583
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:18,777
- I know you do.
584
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,436
Bye, bitch.
585
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,790
- Goodbye, bitch.
586
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,090
- Hey.
587
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:27,836
So, uh,
heard you're moving out.
588
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,318
- Yeah, yeah.
589
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:30,878
I'm sorry, Marcus.
590
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:32,315
I-I wanted to tell you.
591
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:33,931
- I just want you to know
592
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:36,411
I'm not coming with you.
593
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,192
- Yeah, no, yeah,
594
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,147
I thought that
was to be assumed.
595
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,325
- I just don't think
you're ready
596
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,850
to have a roommate right now,
597
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:45,943
and I deserve one who will
shout it from the rooftops.
598
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:48,423
- You know what?
You do, Marcus.
599
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:49,814
You were never late on rent,
600
00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:52,467
you always filled up the Brita.
601
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,172
You were a great roommate.
602
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,298
- Wow.
603
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,083
That didn't suck to hear.
604
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:04,046
Um, hey, we should come up
with a new secret.
605
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,218
- Oh, I don't think
we need to--
606
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,404
- Tonight, you and me,
the quarry.
607
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,960
We'll definitely see
something messed up,
608
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:10,436
and if it ever gets brought up,
609
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,226
deny, deny, deny.
610
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,396
- Yeah, man.
Let's do it.
611
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:16,878
- Do what?
612
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:23,981
♪