1 00:00:01,697 --> 00:00:03,917 [bright tones] 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,090 - And finally, your name tag. 3 00:00:06,136 --> 00:00:07,696 Now, the Cloud 9 manual says 4 00:00:07,746 --> 00:00:10,266 that this is made out of polyvinyl chloride, 5 00:00:10,314 --> 00:00:13,144 but I say it's made out of honesty, hard work, 6 00:00:13,187 --> 00:00:15,317 those elderly shoppers' smiles-- 7 00:00:15,363 --> 00:00:16,673 - Glen, can we hurry this up? 8 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:18,502 Not to be rude, but this means nothing to me. 9 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:22,630 - Wow, my son-- a Cloud 9 employee. 10 00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:25,504 We're a dynasty like Billy Ray and Miley. 11 00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:27,847 - And he was my foster child. 12 00:00:27,897 --> 00:00:31,027 It's like God's been engraving this name tag for you 13 00:00:31,074 --> 00:00:33,034 since the day you were born. 14 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,466 - Dude, you just touched my nipple. 15 00:00:34,512 --> 00:00:35,992 - Oh, I'm sorry. 16 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,386 Thought I had more clearance, but it is cold in here. 17 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:43,039 Oh, my God, showtime. Okay, go, go, go, go. 18 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:45,476 - Excuse me, do you sell cat carriers? 19 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:47,963 - Um... - Mateo, get this. 20 00:00:48,004 --> 00:00:49,964 It's Tony's first customer. 21 00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:51,266 - Ooh, maybe we can get one 22 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:52,532 where the customer's making a complaint 23 00:00:52,574 --> 00:00:54,404 and Tony's like, "Oh, brother." 24 00:00:54,445 --> 00:00:55,525 - Sorry, it's just that 25 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:56,707 my cat's in a duffel bag in the car. 26 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:58,452 - Okay, I think we have enough photos. 27 00:00:58,493 --> 00:01:01,283 - Mateo, this is important. It's Tony's first day. 28 00:01:01,322 --> 00:01:03,372 I mean, what if he makes a scrapbook for this job? 29 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:04,761 What's he gonna put on page one? 30 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:06,073 - Seriously, I just need-- 31 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:08,629 - Sir, you are ruining this moment. 32 00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:11,587 [upbeat music] 33 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:13,326 ♪ 34 00:01:13,377 --> 00:01:14,547 - Thinking about getting into camping, 35 00:01:14,596 --> 00:01:16,546 but possums kinda freak me out. 36 00:01:16,598 --> 00:01:18,558 - Dina and I almost kissed yesterday. 37 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,510 - What? 38 00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:20,777 - I mean, nothing happened. 39 00:01:20,819 --> 00:01:22,429 There was no lip collision. 40 00:01:22,473 --> 00:01:24,913 But there was definitely a swerve to miss situation. 41 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:26,964 - Is she still with Brian? Did something happen? 42 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:29,089 Are they having issues? Wait, is she into you? 43 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:30,742 - Oh, two questions per breath. 44 00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:32,396 and I already told you, nothing happened. 45 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,400 - Well, then why did you bring it up? 46 00:01:33,441 --> 00:01:34,621 That's how conversation works. 47 00:01:34,659 --> 00:01:35,659 - Hey, Jonah. 48 00:01:35,704 --> 00:01:37,104 You ready to start training Tony? 49 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,880 - Sure am. - Sup, Tony? 50 00:01:38,924 --> 00:01:41,454 You excited to work at Cloud 9? - Yeah, it's cool. 51 00:01:41,492 --> 00:01:42,712 - Uh, yeah, it's about to get real cool 52 00:01:42,754 --> 00:01:45,324 like, uh, "Brr, grab some extra socks." 53 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:48,406 [chuckles] We're restocking refrigerated items. 54 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:51,196 - Oh, do I need extra socks? - No, it's not that bad. 55 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:53,161 - Here, I made him a roast beef sandwich. 56 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,330 - Mom, come on. 57 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:55,715 - If he doesn't eat every 45 minutes, 58 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:57,897 he turns into a real grumpasaurus. 59 00:01:57,943 --> 00:01:59,733 Oh, and you have my number if you need it, right? 60 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:01,431 - Yeah, or I could just wave over to you 61 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:02,599 since we work in the same store. 62 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:04,304 - Sorry, just a little nervous. 63 00:02:04,341 --> 00:02:08,391 Okay, I'm gonna go. Bye, Tony. 64 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:12,614 Sure you're gonna be okay? - [softly] Mom! 65 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:14,964 - I'm gonna play both of my reversies 66 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:18,964 and send it back to Sayid. 67 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:20,228 all: Oh! - Oh, yuck. 68 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:21,530 - Dang, that's cold. 69 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:23,616 Sayid, you're on bathroom duty 70 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:25,145 unless you want to use your Skip Stone, 71 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:26,358 but just remember, 72 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:27,277 you won't get another one until next month. 73 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:28,581 - Hey, Chey. 74 00:02:28,626 --> 00:02:29,846 Glen wants me to decorate Tony's locker. 75 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:31,498 What are straight teenage boys into? 76 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:33,022 Paintball and body spray? 77 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:34,195 - Just a second. 78 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:35,291 I'm in the middle of shift assignments. 79 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:37,549 Sayid? - I'm using my stone, baby. 80 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:39,902 - Yes! Okay. all: [cheering and chuckling] 81 00:02:39,942 --> 00:02:42,472 - Mateo, the locker is gonna have to wait. 82 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:45,820 I forgot my lunch, so could you get me a tuna salad pita 83 00:02:45,861 --> 00:02:48,821 but roll it up so that it looks like an ice cream cone? 84 00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:51,134 - Uh, yep. 85 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,221 - You see what I'm going for? 86 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:54,389 The tuna scoop is the ice cream. 87 00:02:54,435 --> 00:02:57,305 - I understand and I am on it. - Okay. 88 00:02:57,351 --> 00:02:59,441 - Because this is my job. 89 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:00,833 - "Men, Women, & Children." Boom! 90 00:03:00,876 --> 00:03:02,966 - Wait, wait, um-- - Sorry, Justine. 91 00:03:03,008 --> 00:03:06,008 Isaac was able to name more Timothée Chalamet movies, 92 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:07,485 so he's on Softlines. 93 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:09,835 - Suck it, Justine. Call me by your name. 94 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,185 - All right. Great game, everybody. 95 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:13,504 Now go make that paper! 96 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:14,981 Hey, when you were floor supervisor, 97 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:18,240 did Elias always ask to work in greeting cards? 98 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:19,895 - Yeah. Don't let him. 99 00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:22,028 He reads all the cards out loud and adds the words "in bed." 100 00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:23,201 It literally never works. 101 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:24,506 - Ugh. Okay, thanks. 102 00:03:24,552 --> 00:03:26,512 Any other pro tips, let me know. 103 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:29,564 - Oh, really? Well, happy to help. 104 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,300 I actually miss being floor supervisor. 105 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:33,691 Thanks to ICE, now the only job I can get 106 00:03:33,735 --> 00:03:35,865 is making sure Glenn's healthy meals look like ice cream. 107 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:37,221 - Oh, that sucks. 108 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:38,780 You know you can do that with sushi? 109 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:40,217 - A ball of crab on a hand roll. 110 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:42,093 Come on, give me some credit. 111 00:03:42,134 --> 00:03:44,534 - Oh, hey. Dina, what's up? 112 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:46,842 Uh, you see the moon last night? 113 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:48,098 I'm not sure what phase it was. 114 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:49,620 Probably like the middle or something like-- 115 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:51,974 - It was waning gibbous, but can we talk about yesterday? 116 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:54,634 - Yeah, totally. Um... 117 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:56,279 hey, I'm really sorry about that. 118 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:58,803 - It just doesn't make sense. I mean, I'm crazy about Brian. 119 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:01,017 And I was up all night last night thinking about it. 120 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:02,716 "Why did this happen? Am I a bad person? 121 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:04,814 Did Garrett use some kind of seduction pheromones?" 122 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:07,033 - And is that the one you landed on? 123 00:04:07,072 --> 00:04:08,072 - No, no. 124 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:09,507 I finally realized 125 00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:11,343 I think this is because Brian has been away a lot. 126 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:12,601 He's been helping out 127 00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:13,993 at some understaffed animal sanctuaries, 128 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:17,256 so I think I've just been really lonely. 129 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,650 - I get that. 130 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:20,563 I mean, I'm in a weird head space these days, too. 131 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:22,568 I mean, Zoom dating is basically 132 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:24,830 interviewing somebody while judging their wall art. 133 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:26,273 - Mm. 134 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:27,399 I guess you gotta keep your hands in frame, right? 135 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:28,441 Otherwise the other person's gonna think 136 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:29,875 you're touching yourself. - What? 137 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:32,321 No, I usually--I keep 'em-- are people thinking that? 138 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:33,879 - Oh, absolutely. 139 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:35,705 Anyway, what happened yesterday didn't mean anything. 140 00:04:35,753 --> 00:04:37,323 It was just two old horndogs 141 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:39,324 lifting their leg at a familiar tree. 142 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:41,316 - Not how I would've said it, but yes. 143 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:43,198 I guess that's what it was. Case closed. 144 00:04:43,239 --> 00:04:44,589 - Okay. 145 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:46,462 So I'm just gonna call Brian and tell him everything. 146 00:04:46,503 --> 00:04:49,903 - What? Wait, no, you said case closed. 147 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:52,341 The--the case is closed. You can't reopen the case. 148 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:56,027 - [grunts] - Oh, oh, oh, oh. 149 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:58,078 Okay, all right, love the energy, great job, 150 00:04:58,123 --> 00:05:00,133 but you actually have to unwrap the plastic 151 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:02,519 and separate the boxes before you shelf them. 152 00:05:02,563 --> 00:05:04,963 - Oh. Then why'd you say great job? 153 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,790 - I...don't know. 154 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:10,349 Also there's an F on the pallet here. 155 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:11,437 Do you know what that stands for? 156 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:12,565 - Yeah. [chuckles] 157 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:14,436 - No, no, no, no, not that. 158 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:17,318 Um, mostly because why would it? 159 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,620 Uh, the F stands for frozen, 160 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:21,967 so that means you gotta put those in the freezer, 161 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:23,367 not the refrigerator. 162 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:24,930 - Whoa, Tony. 163 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:26,456 Looks like you got the cool teacher. 164 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,020 - [chuckling] Yeah, that's me. 165 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:29,546 Hey, kids. 166 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:31,980 Put your books down, we're having class outside today. 167 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:33,417 - [chuckles] 168 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:36,773 - No, no, no, no, we actually have to stock those. 169 00:05:36,814 --> 00:05:39,434 - All right, I'm gonna go before you bust out the guitar. 170 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:40,989 - [chuckling] Yeah. - I'll see you at lunch. 171 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:42,686 - All right, I'll see ya. 172 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:45,353 - Dude, she wants your nuts. 173 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:47,908 - Sorry? - She's totally into you. 174 00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:49,776 - Oh, no. She's just being friendly. 175 00:05:49,827 --> 00:05:51,347 I mean, we talk politics at lunch, 176 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,614 but that's just mostly because she's the only person here 177 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:56,007 who doesn't get her news from all-caps Facebook posts. 178 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:58,141 - I'm telling you, she was thirsty for it. 179 00:05:58,183 --> 00:05:59,843 You gotta quench. - Huh. 180 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:01,451 Well, I guess she could've been flirting 181 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,321 with me and I didn't pick up on it. 182 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,893 Been a while since I've been single and these arenew jeans. 183 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:08,365 - Oops. 184 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:10,151 Oh, well. Five second rule, right? 185 00:06:10,195 --> 00:06:12,145 - Uh, n-no. 186 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:15,586 - Everybody wants a cart, but not me. 187 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:17,026 I'm a basket guy. 188 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:19,202 Because you come up to a narrow space with a cart, 189 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:20,858 you're stuck. 190 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:23,822 But me? I'm just Neo from "The Matrix" 191 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:25,861 and I'm just like, "Whoa," 192 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:27,387 bullet time my way all the way through, 193 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:28,390 you know what I'm saying? 194 00:06:28,431 --> 00:06:29,651 - Yeah, but what if 195 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:31,093 you can't fit everything you need in a basket? 196 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:32,829 - Oh, yeah. I thought about that. 197 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:34,960 Two baskets, oh. 198 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:36,483 - Oh, Brian. 199 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:37,916 Oh, hey, Ken. 200 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:39,402 Could you tell me more about that two basket thing? 201 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:43,102 - Dude, now everybody knows. Can't tell you nothing. 202 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:44,191 Good day. 203 00:06:44,229 --> 00:06:45,879 - Brian, wow, cool. 204 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:48,277 Uh, have you talked to Dina yet? 205 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,710 - I did talk to Dina, yes. 206 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:52,757 - Brian, great. I'm so glad you're here. 207 00:06:52,803 --> 00:06:55,633 Garrett, we have big news. - Oh. 208 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:57,976 - Dina and I have talked and we've decided-- 209 00:06:58,026 --> 00:07:00,116 - We're gonna have an open relationship! 210 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:01,158 - What? 211 00:07:01,203 --> 00:07:02,773 - You're gonna be our side piece. 212 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:03,603 - Yeah. 213 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:04,950 Well, you know, 214 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:06,339 technically, I think he'd just be your side piece. 215 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:08,562 - Well, what's my side piece is your side piece. 216 00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:10,262 - [sweetly] Shut up. - [chuckles] 217 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:11,609 [quirky music] 218 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:18,090 - So I'll be going to a wildlife sanctuary in Wisconsin 219 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:20,533 for three months and that's a long time to go 220 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:21,700 without physical intimacy 221 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:24,005 and I'm not a big fan of the Zoom sex. 222 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:25,662 - He can never get the camera angle right. 223 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:27,446 It's always all forehead or foreskin. 224 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:29,840 - Okay, I get it. 225 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:32,844 This is really the best solution for you? 226 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:35,107 - Hey, it's new territory for me, too, 227 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:38,240 but I've tried a lot of new stuff because of Dina. 228 00:07:38,283 --> 00:07:39,943 You know, before I met her, 229 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:41,941 I had never canned anything. [chuckles] 230 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:45,683 - And you just make sense since we have history. 231 00:07:45,726 --> 00:07:46,986 - You've really thought this out. 232 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:48,561 - Yeah, sure have. 233 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:50,028 And there's a lot of things for us to go over with you, 234 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:51,778 but I want to make sure it's clear. 235 00:07:51,819 --> 00:07:55,039 I save the girlfriend stuff for this guy, okay? 236 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,433 That means no sleepovers, no non-sexual kissing, 237 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:00,347 and no stargazing unless it's for navigational purposes. 238 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:01,662 - Well, that's a lot of rules. 239 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:03,128 Feels like I'm buying a gremlin. [chuckles] 240 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:04,828 - I don't know what that means. - I don't either. 241 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:06,695 - The car? 242 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,617 - Uh, it sounds like a spam account, 243 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:12,142 so maybe wait until your lunch to DM Prince Harry back. 244 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:14,487 - You're right. I shouldn't seem so desperate. 245 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:16,887 - Mm-hmm. 246 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:19,371 - Another floor supervisor tip: We direct. 247 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:21,891 Don't use words like "maybe" or "I think" with these peons. 248 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:23,106 - Okay. 249 00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:24,244 - Before you speak, think, 250 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:25,896 "How would an evil queen decree this?" 251 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:27,250 - Ooh, yeah. 252 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,899 - And just a couple other things I thought of. 253 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:30,423 - Oh. 254 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:32,156 - No more campfire games with employees 255 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:33,897 and no sparkly makeup. 256 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:35,728 Oh, and don't put unicorn stickers on your clipboard. 257 00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:37,556 They're unprofessional. 258 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,784 - Uh, okay. 259 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:41,563 - But otherwise, you are killing it, girl. 260 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,738 - [sarcastic] Thanks. 261 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:46,054 - Oh, you should probably change your shoes. 262 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:47,220 I mean, they're fun, 263 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:49,875 but it looks like you skinned a Care Bear. 264 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,050 - [scoffs] 265 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:52,705 - Nia's just really cool, you know? 266 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,799 It's the first time I've actually been kind of excited 267 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:56,578 about somebody since Amy. 268 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:57,753 - But you do know that there are women 269 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:58,968 outside of the store, right? 270 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:00,576 - We have the same break today. 271 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:02,717 I wonder if I should ask her out to that the Szechuan place. 272 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,199 You know, maybe order something adventurous 273 00:09:04,239 --> 00:09:06,069 like level ten mapo tofu. 274 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,720 Have a new experience? 275 00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,294 - Look, man, I'd love to plan your imaginary date, 276 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:12,551 but Dina asked me to be part of her open relationship. 277 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:16,765 - What? Wow. An open relationship? 278 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:18,987 That's pretty cool, actually, you know? 279 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:20,596 It's very modern. 280 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:21,997 Trying to imagine if Nia and I 281 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:23,209 would ever be the kind of couple that-- 282 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:24,648 - Maybe see if she's up for dinner first. 283 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,004 - Hey, Garrett. 284 00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:27,613 Can we just keep rolling through these guidelines? 285 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,794 Brian's got a pug eyeball reinsertion at 3:00. 286 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:31,270 - Dina, I--I--sorry, 287 00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:34,099 I just gotta say the open relationship--I'm impressed. 288 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:35,488 You know, it's very progressive, 289 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:37,231 very European. 290 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:38,232 - Oh, Jonah. 291 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:39,583 This is awkward, 292 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:41,972 but we're at capacity so it's not gonna happen. 293 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,626 I'm so sorry. 294 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,240 - But that's not-- 295 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,590 all right. 296 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:48,939 - ♪ Say that you love me 297 00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:50,719 ♪ Say that you need me 298 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:52,504 ♪ Say that you want me 299 00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:53,848 ♪ 300 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:56,472 - Oh, hey, Jonah. 301 00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:57,808 I want to get your thoughts on that "Planet Money" 302 00:09:57,858 --> 00:09:59,378 on the economy of sewage. 303 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,344 - You heard it! Ah, that's great. 304 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:02,343 Yeah, totally. 305 00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:03,734 We're wrapping up here, 306 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:06,647 so we will jump right into that sewage soon. 307 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:09,913 - Can't wait. - [chuckles] 308 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:11,867 Uh-- 309 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:14,525 hey, buddy, can we pick up the pace just a little bit? 310 00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:17,790 You know, shift into high gear before this all melts? 311 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:20,054 - Totally. - Great, thank you. 312 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:23,577 ♪ 313 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,283 [groans softly] - Hey, guys. 314 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,670 - How are my chilly willies? 315 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:28,723 - I was actually just telling Tony 316 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,058 that we need to speed up a little bit. 317 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,667 - Oh, he's probably hungry again. 318 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:34,288 Here, go get a snack from the vending machine. 319 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:35,549 - Can I get Rolos? 320 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,201 - Okay, but that's your sweet for the day. 321 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,855 - Yeah, okay. 322 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:41,469 - Uh, Sandra, we're actually very behind 323 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:43,640 and Tony's having a lot of trouble with pacing. 324 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:46,776 Do you think maybe you might be coddling him just a little bit? 325 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:49,950 - Oh, I see what this is. 326 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:52,697 Jonah, I still care about you, too. 327 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,699 There is no need to be jealous. 328 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,351 Just because Tony's new 329 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:58,704 and you don't have the best hair in the store anymore-- 330 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:01,045 - Glenn, I'm not jealous, okay? 331 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:03,175 I just--I want him to learn his job 332 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:05,527 so that his coworkers don't have to micromanage him. 333 00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:08,017 - Understood, you got it. - Great. 334 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:11,498 - My special guy. - [sighs] 335 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:12,980 - Looks so good. - Hey. 336 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,850 I was walking by Women's Wear and I happened to see 337 00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:17,371 a couple of pieces that would be perfect for you. 338 00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:20,895 - Wow, they're really...cute? 339 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:23,731 Uh, anyways, nice job on this display, Don. 340 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:24,730 You get a butterfly. 341 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:25,951 Boop! [chuckles] 342 00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:27,639 - [chuckling] Oh, hey. 343 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,817 No biggie, but when I mentioned no stickers on your clipboard, 344 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:32,263 I meant, like, no stickers period. 345 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,520 - Look, I'm really sorry 346 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,302 that you had to stop being floor supervisor, 347 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:38,996 but I just need to do this my own way, okay? 348 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:40,256 - Okay. 349 00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:41,828 I just figured you'd want to do the job well 350 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,915 instead of, you know, 351 00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:46,104 having Carol do the worm to get out of go-backs. 352 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,660 - Well, I actually think I'm doing a really good job. 353 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,448 Yeah, the games and stuff are dorky, 354 00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:51,752 but they help people forget 355 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,758 that their job sucks for a second. 356 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,890 - I'm just saying you might want to listen 357 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,631 to the gold standard floor supervisor. 358 00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:58,242 - You weren't even given the job. 359 00:11:58,282 --> 00:11:59,982 You just started saying that you had it. 360 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:02,633 At least I was, like, chosen to do this. 361 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,508 - Yeah, because I wasn't eligible, okay? 362 00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,119 If they could've had a professional like me, 363 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,250 they wouldn't have put up with 364 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,341 your rainbow sparkle Hello Kitty crap. 365 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,770 - Oh, okay. We're being honest now? 366 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,118 Well, this morning 367 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,297 when you asked me about your nose pores, I lied. 368 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,613 They are visible. 369 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:18,298 You could dunk a basketball in them. 370 00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,646 - [gasps] 371 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,345 - Sorry about the long bathroom break. 372 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:23,532 I opened the "Harper's" app and you know how that story ends. 373 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,268 Oh, hey, Tony, bud, 374 00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:26,879 how come the fudge pops are not in the freezer? 375 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,360 I told you they're melting. 376 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:29,659 - I know, but there was no more room in the freezer. 377 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:30,575 - How could there not be enough room 378 00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:32,059 in the-- [bottle explodes] 379 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,619 To-- [bottle explodes] 380 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,795 Why is there beer in the freezer? 381 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,372 There's not an F on the box. 382 00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:39,498 - Uh, ice cold beer? It's, like, a thing. 383 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:40,591 [bottle explodes] - [gasps] 384 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,539 This is a huge problem, Tony. 385 00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:45,547 - I mean, it's just stuff. - Our whole job is stuff. 386 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:46,900 Can't you just-- [bottle explodes] 387 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:50,510 Listen and follow directions? 388 00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:54,822 I swear, I just want to be done and go to lunch, you know? 389 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:55,821 I'm sick of it. 390 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:56,992 - Oh! - Oh, oh. 391 00:12:57,037 --> 00:13:00,207 - Oh, dude, you hit me. - Oh, no. 392 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,960 - You're okay, you're okay. 393 00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,131 You're more surprised than hurt, right? 394 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,866 - Not really. - Tony? 395 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,217 What's wrong? Is there something in your eye? 396 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,526 You want me to blow on it? - No-- 397 00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,312 - Jonah hit me. - No, no. 398 00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,916 - What? How dare you hit my son? 399 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,398 - Sandra, I swear-- 400 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,357 - Does it make you feel like a big man, hitting a kid? 401 00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:20,706 [gasping] - [forced chuckle] That's-- 402 00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,446 all right, Sandra, joke's over. 403 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:23,627 Most of these people don't get it, 404 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,022 but I do 'cause you're hilarious. 405 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,885 - Do I look like I'm laughing? 406 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,676 - [clears throat] All right, Tony. 407 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,550 I'll catch you on the flip. Feel better, buddy. 408 00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:33,032 - You touch him again, I will destroy you. 409 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,423 - [chuckles softly] She's not-- 410 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,896 it--we're--we're friends. 411 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,036 I threw her an engagement party. 412 00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:41,519 - Don't let Jonah throw you a party, everyone. 413 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:45,299 Your kids will pay the price. 414 00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:47,866 - I know it's a lot, but once we get it all sorted out, 415 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,614 I promise it will be fun. 416 00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,134 - Will it? - Yes! 417 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,438 All hangin' and bangin' 418 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,403 and none of that annoying relationship stuff? 419 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:55,702 Think about it. 420 00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:56,917 If I get into a fight with my stupid sister, 421 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,136 I'm not gonna bug you with that. 422 00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,485 I'm gonna bring that to QB1 here. 423 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,454 - That's right. And I'm gonna be all like, 424 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:05,802 "Dina, your sister's attachment issues are not your problem." 425 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,885 Boom. 426 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,333 - Okay. 427 00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:09,239 Yeah, I guess. 428 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:12,903 - Here, we got you something. 429 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,289 - Wow. 430 00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,721 Not sure what I'm supposed to do with this 431 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:18,157 since I'm a grown man. 432 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,895 - Well, it's actually more of a demonstration, you know? 433 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,597 We checked out a lot of websites and they said 434 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:25,344 it's really important to establish sexual boundaries, 435 00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,906 so we will stick a thumbs-up sticker 436 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,874 everywhere you're allowed to touch Dina. 437 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,092 - Now, the thumbs-up represents a general green light, 438 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,312 but in some cases, it's a little more literal. 439 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,011 We'll walk you through those when we get there. 440 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,879 - Yeah, no, no. Nope, not doing it. 441 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,270 I'm out. Nope, nope, nope. 442 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:41,714 - Wait! 443 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,060 I was just gonna put stickers on the bear's boobs. 444 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,929 You love those. 445 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,581 - Yeah, I don't think we sell anything 446 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,934 specifically called fruit soup, but you could check produce. 447 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,495 - Okay. 448 00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,541 - Oh, here's a perfect place to update shift assignments. 449 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,107 Hmm. 450 00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:57,424 Isaac, you shall henceforth be working on register four 451 00:14:57,461 --> 00:15:00,461 to maximize efficiency and expedite expenditure. 452 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:01,598 - What's happening? 453 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,079 Why do you sound like Nurse Ratched 454 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,639 on the Netflix series "Ratched"? 455 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,726 - Oh, I'm running this meeting like Mateo 456 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,905 in a very professional manner. 457 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,481 Mm-hmm. - Okay, ha, ha, very funny. 458 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:12,689 But you know what? 459 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:13,777 Even this is way better than your usual 460 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,305 singles cruise director attitude. 461 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,089 - [proper British accept] Oh, I doth agree 462 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:20,443 because one should never have a fun, cool attitude 463 00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,364 when one can have a stick up their ass! 464 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,489 [laughter] - Oh, my God, that's so good. 465 00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:26,532 - You're tearing him apart. Do his walk. 466 00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:27,927 - Oh, yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 467 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,150 [laughter] - That's not how I-- 468 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:31,409 - Uh, uh, oh, God, I right dropped me cane! 469 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,632 - What cane? I don't have a cane! 470 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:36,721 [sparse dreamy music] 471 00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,461 ♪ 472 00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,292 - Oh. 473 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:43,810 Did you see that? Dude, you-- 474 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,115 - This is all my fault. 475 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,691 Paying all that attention to shiny, new Tony 476 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:50,079 while dusty, old Jonah sat on the shelf. 477 00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:53,043 - No, that's not it. And we're not toys, Glen. 478 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,782 Sandra, it was just an accident, I swear. 479 00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:57,134 - If it was such an accident, 480 00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:58,573 then why were you yelling at him when it happened? 481 00:15:58,609 --> 00:15:59,569 - I wasn't yelling! 482 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,260 - Oh, God. He's doing it again. 483 00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:05,048 - I wasn't yelling at Tony. It was more like lecturing. 484 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,404 He just--he wasn't listening. 485 00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:08,183 - Exactly. You had to make him listen. 486 00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:10,398 - That's not what I meant. 487 00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:12,577 - I think it's good that the kid had some consequences. 488 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:13,973 Kids have it too easy these days. 489 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,016 Everybody gets a trophy. 490 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,631 - You say that about everything. 491 00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,981 Do you want us to give you a trophy? 492 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,151 - If everyone's getting one. 493 00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,016 - Well, when I was a kid, we'd get hit, 494 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,028 but we never cried about it 'cause 495 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,070 then we'd get hit. 496 00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:26,034 - Okay, guys. Come on. 497 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,252 You know I'm not violent. 498 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,510 I don't even do the "Super Bowl" pool 499 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,212 because I think football is barbaric. 500 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,340 - I thought you didn't bet 501 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:32,561 because you have a gambling addiction. 502 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,950 - [stutters] Addiction is a loaded word. 503 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,134 - I don't know, Jonah. 504 00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,129 You did hit Mateo for being undocumented. 505 00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:40,091 - He did what? - You also tried to wrestle me. 506 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,959 - You challenged me. - True. 507 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,391 And to be fair, you did stop as soon as you got aroused. 508 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,478 - No--that's--no-- [stutters] 509 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,957 That was the pants. I took them out of rotation. 510 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,918 [bell rings] - Hey, everyone. 511 00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,746 Did I miss a meeting? Sorry. 512 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:56,284 I was shotgunning code reds with my party bus of a husband. 513 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:57,759 I don't care if it's unprofessional. 514 00:16:57,799 --> 00:17:02,239 I just want to have fun and do molly with unicorns. 515 00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,412 What? That was spot-on Cheyanne. 516 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,848 - Oh, my God, Mateo. We can see your junk. 517 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,375 - What? [laughter] 518 00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:10,988 - Oh, my God. TMI! 519 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,250 - No, no, you're making it worse. 520 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,422 - You're moving it around. 521 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,037 - Well, then stop looking! God. 522 00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:18,992 - Wow, Mateo. 523 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,998 That was not okay. 524 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,000 - What, are you gonna hit him, too? 525 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,391 - No, Sandra. We've moved on. 526 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:30,220 - Whew! Well, that got a little silly earlier, huh? 527 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:33,566 This group likes to spin a tale. 528 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:37,267 The thing is, a lot of them are pathological-- 529 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,967 - Oh, I don't think you hit Tony on purpose. 530 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,575 - Good, good, yeah, no. 531 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:45,235 Just 'cause the case against me was surprisingly compelling. 532 00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:46,801 - No, you don't seem like a brawler. 533 00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:49,588 More like a library cards in multiple cities kind of guy. 534 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,773 - Chicago, Cincinnati, St. Louis. 535 00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:54,119 [chuckling] 536 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,990 Hey, so, uh, I was wondering if 537 00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,471 you wanted to maybe get dinner at this new Szechuan place. 538 00:17:58,512 --> 00:17:59,822 - Hold on. 539 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,821 I'm a lesbian. 540 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:02,953 - Oh! - Yeah. 541 00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:05,214 - Yeah, right, yeah, duh. 542 00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:08,608 And not--not duh like you're so obviously a lesbian. 543 00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:11,832 Just duh on me for just assuming you were straight. 544 00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,483 - Oh, it's okay. - No, no, no, no. 545 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,307 You were just being friendly and I'm, like, 546 00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:20,185 this heteronormative bull in a lesbian china shop. 547 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,399 - Yeah, kinda. 548 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,148 But it's not really your fault. 549 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,889 Your generation is a little more rigid 550 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:27,319 about gender and sexuality. 551 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:28,627 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 552 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:33,462 - My--my generation separate from yours. 553 00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,383 Well, okay. This--yeah--good, so this-- 554 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,858 - Yeah. - This was--this was good. 555 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,469 - [chuckles] 556 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:44,467 - Those were SuperCloud leggings, huh? 557 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:45,604 - They were. 558 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,296 - Oh, yeah. They're crazy thin. 559 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:50,483 I wore a pair to Harmonica's teacher conference one time 560 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,480 but she got an A on her macaroni project after that 561 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:55,703 and it sucked. [chuckling] 562 00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:00,972 - Eric's actually gonna be picking me up soon, 563 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,749 so if you had anything else you need to say to me? 564 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,624 - Like what? 565 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,486 - Like, you know, today's been a journey for you 566 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:10,667 and I'm ready to accept your apology. 567 00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:11,764 - Are you being serious? 568 00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,332 You expect me to apologize to you? 569 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,200 - I have nothing to be sorry about. 570 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:19,512 I was giving you amazing advice and you mocked me 571 00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:21,199 and made me show my penis to the world. 572 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,807 - The only reason that you were giving me advice 573 00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:26,208 was so that you could re-live your glory days 574 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,382 like Britney in Vegas. 575 00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:30,207 - Do not come for Britney like that! 576 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,906 She is a woman at the top of her game! 577 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:35,443 - Denying that she needs help is only hurting her more! 578 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,518 [scoffs] 579 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:38,827 - It's crazy. 580 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,533 She's, what, three, four years younger than me? 581 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,700 - Or ten. Something like that. 582 00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,526 But, uh, hey, at least you're getting yourself back out there 583 00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:45,884 and you got your first rejection out of the way. 584 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,883 So that's good 'cause there's gonna be a lot. 585 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,665 Like, so many. [chuckles] 586 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,150 Dating's fun. 587 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,800 - Well, you were in a open relationship 588 00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:53,893 for, like, three hours. 589 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,461 - Yeah, you know what? Not for me. 590 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,328 - Yeah, yeah, no. I mean, I get it. 591 00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:59,370 When there's history and feelings involved, 592 00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:00,455 you don't want to have to, like, 593 00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,163 share her with some other dude. 594 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,461 - [scoffs] What? No, the-- 595 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:05,767 there's no feelings. - Oh. 596 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,083 Well, then I'm surprised you're not into it 597 00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:08,818 if there's no emotional component. 598 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:12,249 - No, it's just-- 599 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,338 [exhales deeply] 600 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,476 Let's do it. - Oh, great. 601 00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,388 I gotta say, you seemed like a pretty hard no. 602 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:18,913 - Oh, yeah, no, I mean, look. 603 00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:22,256 It's casual, it's fun, it's still mid-pando. 604 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,738 Why wouldn't I want to do it? 605 00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:25,047 - Yes! 606 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,443 Seriously, Garrett, this is gonna be awesome. 607 00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:27,876 I'm gonna let the doctor know you're back in. 608 00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:28,972 - Oh. [chuckles] 609 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,100 By doctor, you mean Brian? 610 00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:31,931 - No, no, Dr. Hartshorn. 611 00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:34,319 Yeah, I ordered you a physical and full panel of STI tests. 612 00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:36,103 You can pay me back later. - Uh-- 613 00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:37,757 - Hey, Hartshorn. He's back in. 614 00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,591 Yeah, you're gonna have to fast on Tuesday. 615 00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:40,499 - What-- 616 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,593 - No, I'm excited, too. 617 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,772 - Jonah. 618 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:48,678 I just want you to know that Tony will never replace you. 619 00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:51,025 - Glenn, really. I'm fine, okay? 620 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:52,285 Tony's a good kid. I like him. 621 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,338 - Still, I told Jerusha 622 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,473 no need to make the hot dog casserole this Saturday 623 00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:58,906 because that's Jonah's special night. 624 00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,223 So we can do whatever you want to do. 625 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,299 - Glenn, no. That's not necessary. 626 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,647 - Oh, come on. What's hot? 627 00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,217 - Well, 628 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,964 there is this Chinese place that I've been wanting try. 629 00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:09,224 - Absolutely. 630 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,698 They have plain white rice, though, right? 631 00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:13,097 - They do. - Then absolutely! 632 00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,491 Oh, and no big deal, 633 00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:16,804 but you can't work with minors for six weeks, okay? 634 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,670 - What? - Yay, Jonah's special night. 635 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,407 [upbeat music]