1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:01,242 . 2 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:02,372 [upbeat music] 3 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:07,408 - Shea, what does this say? Alice sent me a text. 4 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:09,038 It's just tiny cartoons. 5 00:00:09,043 --> 00:00:10,313 - Those are emojis. 6 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:11,681 - Emojis? 7 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,349 God, I hate new things. 8 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,078 - Heart, bed, female cop. 9 00:00:16,084 --> 00:00:20,894 - Oh, that must mean Alice is coming home in uniform. 10 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:22,588 When grandma is in her prison guard outfit 11 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:25,390 I find her particularly enticing. 12 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:30,955 - You know, Dad, I was going to try to eat this, so... 13 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:34,404 if you would just please never, never say that again. 14 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:38,409 - Hello. - Hello, officer. 15 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:41,736 I'm a bad boy, bad boy. Whatcha gonna do? 16 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,705 - So I'll just go on a diet. 17 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,015 - Oh, Mike, I wanted to tell you 18 00:00:49,016 --> 00:00:50,846 we got an inmate request today. 19 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,991 A prisoner wants to meet with you. 20 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,316 Kyle Sullivan. 21 00:00:54,322 --> 00:00:56,562 - Kyle Sullivan? Kyle Sullivan's in prison? 22 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:59,087 That is fantastic. I hope he fries. 23 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:01,764 - Who is Kyle Sullivan? 24 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:03,932 - He was your dad's fifth grade bully. 25 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:05,301 - You had a bully, Dad? 26 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:07,699 You're like a giant. 27 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:09,271 - I was small back then, 28 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:11,340 and Kyle was responsible for the most humiliating 29 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:13,539 moment of my life. 30 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:15,311 He super glued me to my chair, 31 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:16,579 and I had to climb out of my pants 32 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,707 in front of the whole class. 33 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,654 - He was standing there crying 34 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:24,689 in his little Superman underpants. 35 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:29,063 - I skipped over certain details for a reason. 36 00:01:29,056 --> 00:01:30,786 - You should have seen Mike back then. 37 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:33,161 Short, scrawny, glasses, 38 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:35,431 an all-you-can-eat buffet for bullies. 39 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,199 - Well, it didn't help that you cut my hair with a bowl. 40 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:40,269 - Well, I wasn't gonna pay five bucks for a haircut. 41 00:01:40,268 --> 00:01:42,598 I'd already paid five bucks for the bowl. 42 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:46,612 - I want to see pictures. 43 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,637 - Well, they don't exist. I got rid of them all. 44 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,412 - Oh, so we can get rid of all the pictures of me 45 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:52,451 with glasses, braces, and zits. 46 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,416 - No. Those are adorable. 47 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:58,215 - You were such a sweet little mess. 48 00:01:58,219 --> 00:01:59,519 - It's so weird: we're sisters, 49 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,290 but I never needed glasses, braces, or had zits. 50 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:04,991 - What a fun point. 51 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:08,725 Weren't you a huge bully, Stella? 52 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,199 - I wasn't a bully. 53 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:13,068 I just mocked people for their appearance or being different. 54 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,336 And you know, some of those kids 55 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,595 lost the weight, so... 56 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:19,936 But if dad's still upset about his bully, 57 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:22,340 then maybe some of the kids from my class are too. 58 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:24,113 - You could track them down and make amends. 59 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:26,051 - Yeah, I suppose I could. 60 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:28,716 There was this one kid I should really say sorry to. 61 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:33,286 His name was Elliot, but I called him "Smelliot." 62 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:36,257 And they say hot girls aren't funny. 63 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:38,757 - You know, Mike, maybe that's why Kyle contacted you. 64 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:40,229 To apologize. 65 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:42,058 It could be good to finally bring some closure 66 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:45,302 to a time in your life that obviously still haunts you. 67 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:48,239 - Bad idea, Mike. Let the past stay in the past. 68 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:51,236 Don't go to see Kyle. Trust me on this one. 69 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:52,569 - Well, I'm gonna go see him. 70 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:55,513 I've been dreaming about this moment for over 30 years. 71 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:58,049 Being big and successful and married, 72 00:02:58,045 --> 00:03:00,745 and looking him in the eye and saying, 73 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:02,518 "Ha ha, I won!" 74 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:05,294 Martina, I want you to come with me. 75 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:06,886 - Oh, that's a great idea, 76 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:08,587 'cause you know, as a therapist, 77 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:09,889 I've helped lots of my patients 78 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,260 confront the people who hurt them. 79 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:13,959 - Yeah, sounds good. Just wear something super hot. 80 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:18,001 [upbeat music] 81 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:20,668 - I'm still not sure about this outfit, Mike. 82 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:22,638 I mean, I know you want to show me off, 83 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:25,306 and how taut my body is even after two kids, 84 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:27,036 and how Pilates has kept me-- 85 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,510 - Let's bring him back in here, Martina. 86 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:31,781 You look beautiful. 87 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:32,979 - Thank you. 88 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,450 - Oh, I'm so nervous all of a sudden. 89 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,878 I'm a grown man. 90 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,153 - It's perfectly normal. 91 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,950 When you confront someone who hurt you as a child, 92 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:42,193 it's not unusual to feel like that child again. 93 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:43,919 - Oh, my God. There he is. 94 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:48,399 - That mountain with a beard? 95 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:49,956 - No, the guy behind him. 96 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:59,637 [upbeat music] 97 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,680 * 98 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:10,118 - Oh, my God. That's Kyle? 99 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:11,487 - Well... 100 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,885 Kyle was that size in fifth grade 101 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:17,487 plus anybody's gonna look small next to Amish Hulk Hogan. 102 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,091 - Thanks for the escort, Marcus. 103 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,092 Later I want to do some lifting in the yard, 104 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,664 nothing too heavy; I'm going for tone, not bulk. 105 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:24,834 - You think I'm too bulky? 106 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:27,842 - No, no, no. On you it works. 107 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:28,835 Here you go. 108 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:29,896 - No, I don't smoke. 109 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:32,173 - You should. It makes you look cool. 110 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:36,384 Hey, Mikey. You got rid of the bowl cut. 111 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:37,547 Good move. 112 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:41,777 Aren't you going to introduce me to your daughter here? 113 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,622 - Oh. [laughs] I'm not his-- 114 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,187 - Just calm down, Martina. 115 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:50,061 This is my wife. 116 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,587 - Enchanté, Martina. 117 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:52,932 Call me Neil Young, 118 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:54,626 'cause I wanna live with a cinnamon girl. 119 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,529 - I also have a big house, a great job; 120 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:00,172 I got two beautiful daughters. 121 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:04,537 So, in conclusion, ha ha, I win. 122 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:09,635 Kiss me, Martina. 123 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:10,983 Kiss me in front of him. 124 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:21,216 And I assume that you asked me here so you could apologize. 125 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:23,061 Before you do, I would also like to mention 126 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:25,026 that I fly a helicopter. 127 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,400 I defy gravity like a god. 128 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:31,928 - That's incredible. 129 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,272 And... apologize for what, buddy? 130 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:35,437 - "Buddy?" 131 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:37,406 Oh, no, we-- we weren't buddies. 132 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:39,435 You--you made my life miserable, 133 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,040 and I'm not even talking about the little things, 134 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:42,541 like playing keep away with my hat... 135 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:43,783 - A little game... 136 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,647 - Putting that "kick me" sign on my back... 137 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:46,676 - Classic fun... 138 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,120 - Calling me "tiny." 139 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:50,415 - True then, ironic now. 140 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:54,485 - Well, all that was nothing compared to... 141 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:55,518 the incident. 142 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:57,763 - Ooh, ominous. 143 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,158 What incident? 144 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:01,929 - He's talking about that time you glued him to his chair. 145 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:04,229 - No, I never did that. 146 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:05,501 I swear. 147 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:08,999 I called you down here because I need your help. 148 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:10,102 I'm in here for possession, 149 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:13,043 but those drugs were planted. 150 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,340 - Another thing you say you didn't do. 151 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:16,441 It seems to be a theme in your life. 152 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,451 - There's security footage that proves I'm innocent. 153 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:21,748 I remembered your dad was a cop. 154 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:23,779 I thought maybe he could help get it. 155 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:26,854 - Why didn't your lawyer get the footage and use it in court? 156 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,494 - I got a public defender. 157 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:30,859 She game me five minutes and told me to plead out. 158 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:32,188 You know, they're overworked, 159 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:35,532 underpaid and not nearly as hot as they are on TV. 160 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:38,667 - Kyle, it's time for lunch. 161 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:40,466 Fish sticks. 162 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:43,368 - Oh! My favorite. 163 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:47,168 Listen, Mike, I got no one else to turn to. 164 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:49,944 Please? Talk to your dad? 165 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:53,111 Hey, I never asked. What are you in here for? 166 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,983 - Triple homicide. 167 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:56,482 - Ah, people make mistakes. 168 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:01,662 . 169 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:05,362 - Wow, Elliot. I don't remember you being so funny. 170 00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:09,795 - That's because you're usually making me cry. 171 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:14,065 - Oh, look at us with this banter. 172 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,537 I'll go get us some more wine. 173 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,337 - So how's it going? 174 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:19,868 - You're not going to believe this, 175 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,143 I'm kind of attracted to him. 176 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:22,311 I mean, he's nice, 177 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:23,509 he's smart, he's funny. 178 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:27,311 I can't believe I'm crushing on a nerd. 179 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:28,754 - I think Elliot is cute. 180 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:30,179 - Really? 181 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,323 I don't get these skinny guys. 182 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:35,519 I need a big guy I can pretend is a firefighter. 183 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,263 Or a longshoreman. 184 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:41,157 Or Seattle Seahawks Defensive End Michael Bennett. 185 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:45,733 Mm, mm, mm, mm-mm. 186 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:48,203 I don't care what Coach Carroll says. 187 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:52,971 Michael, I'm gonna need you to crash that gap. 188 00:07:56,544 --> 00:08:00,984 So, Elliot. I, Stella, being of sound mind, 189 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,921 hot body, and only, like, two drinks, 190 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:06,287 would like to go on a second date with you. 191 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:09,916 I'll give you a moment to not believe your luck. 192 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:12,363 - Yeah, I'm not interested. 193 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:14,429 - Wait, what? 194 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:18,097 [slowly] But I like you. 195 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:20,828 Okay, I see what you're doing. 196 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,574 You're getting back at me for bullying you. 197 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:26,671 Well played, sir. Well played. 198 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:27,814 But now that we're even-- 199 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,878 - No, it's just that, no offense, 200 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,577 but you're kind of shallow, 201 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:34,479 and I don't think we have anything in common. 202 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:36,981 I don't even know what we would talk about. 203 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:38,254 Sorry, Stella. 204 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,591 - No, wait! We can talk about stuff. 205 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:41,788 Nerd stuff. 206 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:46,589 That wheelchair scientist with the robot voice! 207 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:48,264 - Sorry, Stel. 208 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,961 - Oh, this isn't over. 209 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:53,773 His rejection just made me want him more. 210 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:57,037 Give me a brain makeover. Make me smarter. 211 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,467 - The smart thing would be to accept 212 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,111 his rejection and move on. 213 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:01,837 - Less smart than that. 214 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,378 - Great. 215 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,692 You got Kyle's evidence box. 216 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:14,785 It's got tape on it that says, "Do not open." 217 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,888 - Oops! What do you know? My knife slipped. 218 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,461 - Is that even legal? 219 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:20,689 - Calm down. 220 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,734 I'm friend with Joey in the evidence room. 221 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,670 He knows better than to rat me out. 222 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,395 I know where all the bodies are buried. 223 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:31,368 In an abandoned lot next to a pawn shop. 224 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:34,640 - Are those the surveillance tapes? 225 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:35,642 - Yes. 226 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:37,283 Now, before we get started, 227 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,007 remember our deal. 228 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:42,222 If help you, you'll let this whole Kyle thing go, right? 229 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,345 Never bring it up again. - Deal. 230 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:45,891 - All right, let's pop in these bad boys 231 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:48,756 and we'll see if there's anything useful. 232 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,486 Oh, this brings back memories. 233 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:53,090 You and me on a stakeout. 234 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,863 I even bought us black coffee like we used to have. 235 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,673 - Nothing an eight year old likes more than 236 00:09:57,665 --> 00:10:00,365 sitting outside a crack house drinking black coffee. 237 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,499 - I was just trying to toughen you up 238 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:04,873 so you wouldn't get bullied. 239 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,342 - Well, I did get bullied. 240 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,109 Kyle was horrible to me. You don't know what that's like. 241 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,408 - No, the hell I don't. 242 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:12,509 I had a bully: my old man. 243 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:15,552 That bastard would get pissed if I looked at him wrong. 244 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:16,778 Drove me nuts; I mean, 245 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:19,754 what's the right way to look at someone? 246 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:23,323 It's an impossible standard to impose on a person. 247 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,133 But I didn't complain. I toughened up. 248 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,896 Now I don't feel anything. 249 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,656 And I wanted the same for you. 250 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:34,374 * 251 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,967 So anyway, we took credit for catching 252 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,409 the Cedar River Strangler, 253 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:40,365 but the truth is we don't know what happened to him. 254 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,743 He died, he moved away, 255 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,153 maybe just got tired of strangling. 256 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,950 - You told me that he was still out there, 257 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:52,219 and he'd get me if I didn't brush my teeth. 258 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,019 - Remember what I'd say? 259 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,491 - "The Strangler hates two things: 260 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,989 Tooth decay and drifters." 261 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,403 - And you never had a cavity. 262 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,574 - Oh, my God. Look at this. 263 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:08,935 Somebody is planting drugs in Kyle's desk. 264 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,236 Wow! 265 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:12,167 I have the evidence to set Kyle free-- 266 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:16,012 somebody I spent my whole life wishing would end up in jail. 267 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,249 - Oh, it's a tough call. 268 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:19,745 I was in a similar spot once-- 269 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,747 [phone ringing] 270 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,750 Oh, it's from Alice. 271 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:27,592 Hot dog, donut, explosion, 272 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:30,887 sleepy face. 273 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,761 I got to go! 274 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,768 - I mean, I never thought I'd live to see 275 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,767 the Erdos discrepancy problem solved, 276 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,040 but now we know that two elements 277 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,637 within certain sequences can grow without bound; 278 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:47,669 am I right? 279 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:51,114 - You are so right. 280 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,211 Stella, I have to say, 281 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,012 I can't believe how wrong I was about you. 282 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,184 I'm so glad you insisted we go out again. 283 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,053 You're incredible. 284 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,621 - Well, I'm delighted that you deigned 285 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,649 to give me another chance. 286 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,824 Sometimes people find my intellect-- 287 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:06,264 - Intimidating, so I try to hide it. 288 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:11,158 Thanks, Grandma. - Thanks, Grandma. 289 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,804 - Don't repeat everything I say. 290 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,900 - Don't repeat everything I say. 291 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,542 - I haven't repeated anything. 292 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,437 - Well, while I-- 293 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,369 - Do feel like the privatization of space travel 294 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,414 is a step forward in the long term, 295 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:27,110 it does make me... uh... 296 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,554 it makes me... [clearing throat] 297 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:32,819 - Nostalgic for the glory days of NASA. 298 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:36,620 Nostalgic for the glory days of NASA. 299 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:39,463 Oh, no. My phone died. 300 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,859 - Uh... 301 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,532 Uh...I know. 302 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:47,400 You talk smart things for a while. 303 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,340 I did most of mine. 304 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:53,166 * 305 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,743 - Thanks for the escort, Marcus. 306 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:56,511 And wasn't I right about the cigarettes? 307 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,449 Aren't you getting a lot more compliments? 308 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,075 - I am. - Okay. 309 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,379 And I'm sorry, Martina, 310 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,054 but are you getting prettier every day? 311 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,594 - Well, that's the plan. 312 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:12,558 - Just turn it off, Kyle. 313 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,959 Look... 314 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,661 I have the proof that you didn't do it. 315 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:16,862 - Oh, my God, give me that-- 316 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:19,474 - First I want the truth about the glue incident. 317 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,596 - Oh, it's the old "give me what I want 318 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,912 and I'll give you what you want." 319 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,435 Popular game here in prison. 320 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,047 The thing is, Mike, I rather stay in jail 321 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,445 than lie to you. 322 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,946 I didn't do it. 323 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,189 - If you didn't do it, then who did? 324 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,045 - No idea. 325 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,653 - I guess at this point there's no reason 326 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,794 for you to lie about it. 327 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,059 - Exactly. 328 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:47,927 - Fine. Here, take it. 329 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,498 - Thanks. I owe you one. 330 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,756 And you, modeling, look into it. 331 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,604 - Oh. [laughs] Kyle-- 332 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,770 - Let's go! 333 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,807 - What's with them? 334 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,635 - The big guy wanted me to admit that I glued him 335 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,010 to his chair in fifth grade. 336 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,040 - Did you? 337 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:07,154 - I kind of did. 338 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,517 I guess I was a bit of a dick back then. 339 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,316 - So why won't you just admit it now? 340 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:18,088 . 341 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:20,927 - So enough about science-y things. 342 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:25,265 Let's imitate dumb people and talk about TV. 343 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,797 - Well, I just finished re-watching "Breaking Bad." 344 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,542 Have you seen it? 345 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,968 - Of course. 346 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,713 And I definitely think it's a good thing 347 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,777 we nerds came along and made watching TV 348 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,146 feel more like books. 349 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,717 - Hello, all. I'm your waitress. 350 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,945 I'm just trying to balance work and pursuing my dreams. 351 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,453 And your drinks on my tray, of course, 352 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:50,964 because again, I'm a waitress. 353 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:51,988 - Hi, waitress. 354 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,562 We were just talking about "Breaking Bad." 355 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,201 - Oh, you were in here the other day saying 356 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,426 that you love "Breaking Bad." 357 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,500 I believe your exact words were: 358 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,499 "Finally a show where people respect the power 359 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,741 and majesty of chemistry." 360 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,136 - Oh, I totally agree. I loved every second of it. 361 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,979 Well, except for the "Fly" episode, of course. 362 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,175 - Ugh, totally. 363 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,536 - Are you kidding me? 364 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,153 The "Fly" episode was a daring deconstruction 365 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,145 of the show's form, 366 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,176 boiling complex issues down 367 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,521 to a single primal drive. 368 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,986 - Really? I think you mean boring. 369 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:22,186 - Boring? I think you're confusing boring with nuance. 370 00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:23,519 - I think you're confusing nuance 371 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,193 with masturbatory filmmaking. 372 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:29,432 - Well, sure it's masturbatory, but isn't that pleasurable too? 373 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,899 - Touché. 374 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:35,604 - Why, thank you. 375 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,872 - Uh, what's happening here? 376 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,510 I mean, seriously, random waitress, 377 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,036 you're poaching my date? 378 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,041 - What are you talking about? We're just talking. 379 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,413 - Don't play dumb with me. 380 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,581 That's a game you'll never win. 381 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,682 - I wasn't going to say anything, 382 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,153 but now that you're being weird, 383 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,752 obviously this is the way this story was going to end. 384 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,464 I told her what to say. 385 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,026 It's a classic Cyrano-inspired Comic-Con Rom-Com. 386 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:02,126 - "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I'm Shea." 387 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,599 Do you really think we live in a world 388 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,396 where brains are going to trump sex appeal? 389 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,468 - I hope we live in that world. 390 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,037 And clearly this is a man who respects 391 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,936 intelligence and substance. 392 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,107 - Hold on a second. 393 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,605 Am I being fought over by two beautiful women? 394 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,707 This is a new experience. 395 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,412 Although, throughout the animal kingdom, 396 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,054 it's not uncommon for a desirable male 397 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,790 to have more than one mate. 398 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,055 - Dude, are you trying to work a threesome? 399 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,615 - Am I? I'm really new at this. 400 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:36,059 I mean, the--the concept sounds great, but... 401 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,533 I have enough anxiety with one woman. 402 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,300 I don't think being outnumbered would help. 403 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,070 - You have anxiety? 404 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,739 Generalized, social, or panic disorder? 405 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:44,736 - All of them. 406 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,637 - Me too. What do you do for it? 407 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,179 - I--I've tried yoga but I don't like-- 408 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,476 - Being told how to breathe. 409 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,378 - You finished my sentence. 410 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,650 No girls has ever done that before. 411 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,777 - Okay, you're right. 412 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,493 This is how this ends. 413 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:01,315 I don't understand all this talking about stuff anyway. 414 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,821 What are your thoughts on this? What are your thoughts on that? 415 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,463 Just shut up and feel me up already. 416 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,495 * 417 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:12,968 - Wait, so now you think the prison guy 418 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,325 didn't do the glue thing? 419 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,444 Then who did? - I don't know, 420 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,935 but it's making me crazy. 421 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,367 - So how did it go with Kyle? 422 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,513 - He still says he didn't do it. 423 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:22,508 I guess I believe him. 424 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,409 - Well, let that be the end of it. 425 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,211 - No, no, no. New suspect: Kenny Robinson. 426 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,684 He ate glue, so I know he had it. 427 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,422 - Mike, you promised you'd let this thing go. 428 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,259 Let's just find out where Kenny lives and stake him out. 429 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,915 I'll bring the black coffee, and you-- 430 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,433 - Mike, damn it, stop! 431 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:41,185 No good ever comes from people digging into their pasts. 432 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,904 - My whole career, but go on. 433 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,767 - Just let it go. - Why? 434 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,136 - Because I said so. - Why? 435 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,295 - Because Kyle did it, okay? 436 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:54,143 The glue, the chair, the whole thing. 437 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:57,181 - You knew all along, and you didn't say anything. 438 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,807 - Wow, this is some "Pretty Little Liars" 439 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:03,323 . 440 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,417 - I can't believe this. You knew Kyle did it. 441 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,019 - The school called that day and asked if I wanted 442 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,490 to make a formal complaint, 443 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,719 and I said to forget about it. 444 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,393 - Stella-- - Yeah, I know the drill. 445 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,862 You guys are gonna yell at each other. 446 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,830 Let me know who wins. Good night, Grandpa. 447 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,069 - Good night, honey. Sweet dreams. 448 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,025 What the hell are you gonna yell at me for? 449 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,173 - Because you knew about this and you didn't tell me! 450 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,640 Because you could have protected me and you didn't! 451 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,738 - I was protecting you. 452 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,910 If people knew you got Kyle into trouble, 453 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,179 you would have turned into that kid, 454 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:34,809 and that kid gets beat up every day. 455 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,284 So instead, I signed you up for boxing lessons. 456 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:40,694 - Where I got beat up every day. 457 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:43,657 - But you stuck with it, and you got big and strong. 458 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,926 So you're welcome. - You want me to thank you? 459 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,655 - Because what I did made you stronger. 460 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,500 - But to get there you let me feel humiliated and alone. 461 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:51,827 - Do you ever stop whining? 462 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,231 - Do you ever stop being a mean old prick? 463 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,703 - This is great! 464 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,201 both: Not now, Martina. 465 00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,673 - See how alike you two are? 466 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,510 both: Don't say that! 467 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,880 - What's great is that we're finally getting 468 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,205 at the core issues. 469 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:08,482 Honey, you want to pretend that time in your life never existed, 470 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:12,321 you want some apology that's gonna make it all seem better, 471 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:15,089 but the way to truly put it behind you 472 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,687 is to embrace what that time taught you 473 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,330 and love that scared little boy inside you. 474 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,687 - I don't love that little boy. 475 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,464 That's why there are no pictures of that little boy. 476 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:27,899 - There is one. 477 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,612 I've had it since you were 11. 478 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,835 I keep it in my wallet. 479 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,042 - Why? 480 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,254 - Because I did love that little boy. 481 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,679 - Dad-- 482 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,123 - Look... 483 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,147 maybe I made some mistakes, 484 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:49,893 and what I did could have turned out badly for a lot of kids, 485 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,119 but not you! 486 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,063 I mean, look how good you turned out. 487 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:56,629 And that's on you. 488 00:19:56,629 --> 00:20:01,429 - I guess in your-- your own strange way, 489 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:05,614 I know you were looking out for me, so... 490 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,565 All right, I accept your apology. 491 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,614 - I didn't apologize. 492 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,712 - Yes, you did. 493 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,986 So you don't have to deny it anymore. 494 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,486 You did it. 495 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:24,858 - I kind of did. 496 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,857 - Well, I'm a grown man, 497 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,129 and revenge is ultimately unsatisfying, 498 00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,458 so I only ask one thing, Kyle. 499 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:33,073 Buy me a beer. 500 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,595 - Happy to do it, buddy. 501 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,111 [sighs] 502 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,409 You glued me to the chair, didn't you? 503 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,152 [imitating] - I kind of did. 504 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,479 Revenge is ultimately unsatisfying, 505 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,354 but it's still fun. 506 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:57,364 - You just lost yourself a free beer, my friend! 507 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,591 Today would have been a terrific day 508 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,833 to wear underwear. 509 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,968 All right, people, prepare yourself for a show 510 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,738 my last girlfriend called... 511 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,338 adequate.