1 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:14,321 [wind blowing, birds chirping] 2 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:16,488 - I dunno, 3 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,080 he just seems to be working us a lot harder lately. 4 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,043 Like, practices are getting a lot rougher 5 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:23,367 and just, like, a lot of exercise and a lot of running. 6 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,323 You know how I love running. 7 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,124 I dunno.. 8 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:28,605 Yeah, I heard there was a party going on tonight, 9 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,802 I dunno if I want to go. 10 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,490 I don't know if I want to sit around Robbie's basement 11 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,365 while you guys make out in the laundry room. 12 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:40,802 Which Mark? Mark Mendola? 13 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:43,048 It doesn't matter. I'm babysitting. 14 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:44,969 Yes, again. 15 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:46,286 I dunno. Maybe. 16 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:47,805 How late are you gonna be hanging out? 17 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:49,649 - Hi, sorry. - I gotta go. 18 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,205 - Do you know where the post office is? 19 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,010 - Uh, the post office? 20 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,805 Uh, I'm not real good with directions, uh... 21 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:56,807 Oh, hey. 22 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:00,003 Can you help this lady get to the post office? 23 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,970 - Are you Anna? - Uh... Yeah! 24 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:08,202 [struggling, screaming] 25 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,410 [light piano music] 26 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,921 II 27 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:10,209 [video games playing] 28 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,563 - Jacob, can you come down here? 29 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:21,131 Your dad should be home any minute with a new sitter. 30 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:24,847 Get down here and help me with your brother. 31 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,323 - Bye, Mom! 32 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,529 - Hi. 33 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:50,051 You must be Anna. 34 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,730 - And you're Mr. Thompson? 35 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,330 - Yeah, yeah, call me Dan though. 36 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,920 - It's so nice to meet you. 37 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:59,047 - Yeah, Maggie has been a lot less reliable 38 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,525 since she got her braces off. 39 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,246 I dunno what's going on with that. 40 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:06,971 It's me and my wife's anniversary tonight, 41 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,401 so you're really saving our butts here. 42 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,610 - Aw, happy anniversary. 43 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:14,166 - Thank you. Thank you. 44 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,563 So, the kids have had play dates with the Abbott girls. 45 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,923 Ashley and - what's the little quiet one's name? 46 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,122 Um... 47 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:25,524 I forget. 48 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,689 - I just call them Sleepy and Grumpy. 49 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:32,282 - [laughs] Sleepy and Grumpy, that's good. 50 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,890 Yeah, well, our kids, 51 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,964 they tend to be a little more energetic. 52 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,606 They're good kids, great kids. 53 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,722 They're just... woo! 54 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,042 And then there's -- then there's our oldest. 55 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,481 He's 11, he just started middle school 56 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:50,650 and, you know... the stones are dropping. 57 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,330 You know what I mean? 58 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:54,647 - That's okay, I can handle an 11 year old. 59 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:59,084 - Yeah, Maggie said you're quite the child herder. 60 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:03,444 You got a Facebook page and everything. 61 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,851 - Did you see my page? - No, no. I don't um... 62 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,691 I barely go on the computer. 63 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:14,043 Yeah, I don't have one of those. It's a little too much sharing. 64 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,640 But Joyce might've. 65 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,690 - And what age are the other two? 66 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:28,970 - Uh, Sally just turned 9, she just had her birthday. 67 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:32,880 And Christopher is 4. 68 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,731 He's a -- He's a cute little guy. 69 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:38,286 He won't give you much of a problem. 70 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,363 - They're good ages. 71 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,687 [yelling] 72 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,330 - Give it back, Christopher! - Boys, slow it down. 73 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:49,410 [yelling continues] 74 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,767 - Mama? - Mm-hmm. 75 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:54,405 - Is the new babysitter a girl? 76 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,124 - Yes, she's a girl. 77 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:59,084 - Because I like it when I'm not the only one all the time. 78 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,123 - You can't catch me! - Guys! 79 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:04,961 [yelling, rough housing] 80 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,923 - You guys. No, no, no. No jumping. 81 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:09,485 Come on, keep it downstairs. 82 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,887 Jacob! Hey! 83 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,809 [thud] Oh! 84 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:14,648 Jacob! 85 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:15,966 - I'm okay, Mommy. 86 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,924 - Little idiot! - Jacob. 87 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,804 - You know what? 88 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:21,807 - What? 89 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,446 - Hand it over. 90 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,168 Jacob! 91 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,368 - Hand it over! - He won't leave me alone! 92 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,369 The kid won't leave me alone! It's not my fault! 93 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,767 - Give me the game. 94 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:36,042 Till the weekend. 95 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:37,207 - For what?! 96 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,288 - I can't keep doing this with you. 97 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,050 You want me to keep paying for babysitters 98 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,047 till you're in college? 99 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,367 - Yes. 100 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,289 - Like it or not, you're the big brother, 101 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,641 and I need you step up. 102 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:51,849 You're not a little kid anymore. 103 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,084 - Jakey's gotta take care of us. 104 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,565 - Shut it, meat bag. 105 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,887 - Hey! 106 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:02,764 - [two-way radio] Hey, Jake! Jake, you there? 107 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,047 Pick up! 108 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,162 - Uh, yeah, Howie, what do you want? 109 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,561 - Wanna come watch me play the new Dark Realm? 110 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:12,162 - Uh, no, no, I can't. Getting babysat tonight. 111 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:14,408 - Ooh... Maggie's coming over? 112 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:17,569 She so fine now she got her braces off. 113 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,887 - Uh, no, not Maggie. Someone new. 114 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,281 Her best friend or something. 115 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,448 - My mom lets me watch my sister after school 116 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:25,846 till she gets home from work 117 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:27,564 and I'm born three months after you. 118 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:28,966 - Good for you. 119 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:31,481 - Hey, so, remember how my cousins went on vacation 120 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:32,487 to Nevada? 121 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:33,806 Well, they brought me back something 122 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,161 that's gonna blow your hole. 123 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:37,202 - What is it? 124 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,322 - I stashed it in your tree house. 125 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,249 Meet me there after bedtime. 126 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,442 - Alright. 127 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,449 I'll think about it. 128 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,608 - Over and out. 129 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:50,041 [door opens] - Hon ? 130 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,251 Hon, how we doing? 131 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,491 Hon? 132 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:56,647 Okay. 133 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,205 - Hi, I'm Joyce. 134 00:07:58,320 --> 00:07:59,401 - Hi. 135 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,284 It's so nice to meet you. Your house is beautiful. 136 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,767 - Sorry, it's kinda a mess. 137 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,446 - I'll be right down. - Okay. 138 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,971 - Can I get a hug before we go? - Daddy! 139 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:16,005 - Miss you. - Thank you. I'll miss you, too. 140 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:17,887 - You smell funny, Dad. 141 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,571 - It's cologne. Your mom got it for me. 142 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:22,011 - What's cologne? 143 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,929 - It's like perfume for daddies. - Yeah. 144 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,007 - Okay, GUYS- 145 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,168 This is Anna. She's your babysitter for tonight. 146 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:29,851 - Anna! - Hi. 147 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,691 - I'm Sally. - And I'm Christopher! 148 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,006 - That's my brother Christopher. 149 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:35,042 - Hey, Christopher. 150 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,601 - Beep, beep, beep- 151 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:41,562 - Oh, who's that guy? 152 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,091 - That's Glow Nose. 153 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,486 - Glow Nose. Okay. 154 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:45,806 - He was my -- - He was my -- 155 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,086 - No, he was Jake's, 156 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,680 when he was a little kid, and then he was Sally's, 157 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,251 and now he's mine. 158 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:52,885 - He looks like he's had a lot of love. 159 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,082 - Yes, he does. 160 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:58,570 [footsteps approaching] 161 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,362 - Chris and Sal are babies. 162 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,285 I don't need her here. 163 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,920 - You know, this a really special night 164 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,611 for your mom and me. 165 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,280 - When are you gonna be back? 166 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,561 - Jake's gonna be in trou-ble. 167 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:20,808 Ha-ha, ha, ha-ha! 168 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,446 - You'll be asleep. 169 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,441 Get downstairs and meet the new sitter. 170 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:33,649 - They already ate dinner 171 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,882 but if they get hungry they can have a snack. 172 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,049 There's cookies, crackers. Gummies are in the cupboard. 173 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:41,322 There should be some baby carrots in the crisper. 174 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,965 Yes, there are... 175 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,970 - I left the number for the restaurant -- - I have a pet hamster. 176 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,445 - And the number for my cell phone. 177 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,005 - His name's Admiral Wubbles. 178 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:51,600 - Yeah? You'll have to introduce me. 179 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,371 Do the kids have their own phones? 180 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:54,970 - "No cell phones till high school." 181 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,969 - That's right. Family rule. 182 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,560 But feel free to call my cell any time with any questions. 183 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:00,329 - Okay- 184 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,010 - He's coming down. - Daddy! 185 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,446 - What else does she need to know? 186 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:05,528 - Ah, let's see. 187 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,291 They will probably try to convince you 188 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,084 to let them play in the garage. 189 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,440 Do not let them. 190 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,925 - What's in the garage? 191 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,964 - A '73 Corvette Stingray coupe that I restored myself. 192 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:16,842 So... 193 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:17,961 - Nice. - Yeah. 194 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,970 - Yeah, I had it bored and stroked to a 383. 195 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,491 Got about 400 horsepower in that -- 196 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,722 - I thought we were in a rush? 197 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:26,569 - Yeah, yeah, we are. 198 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:30,605 And we're taking the minivan. 199 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,367 - So, bedtime is nine o'clock. 200 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:37,007 Jacob can stay up till 9:30 but only to read. 201 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,087 They so should go down easy 202 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,844 because they had soccer practice today. 203 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,770 This one had ballet. 204 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,121 - Any allergies or medications I should know about? 205 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,810 - Ah... No, nothing like that. 206 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:48,331 - Nope, good genes. 207 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,807 - You have to watch Christopher brush his teeth. 208 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,008 Otherwise he just eats the toothpaste. 209 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,088 - Ah. There he is. 210 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,531 This is Jake, our oldest. 211 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,961 Jake, this is Anna, the new sitter. 212 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,606 - Hi, Jake. 213 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,009 - Say hello. 214 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,360 . HEY- 215 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,289 - A wealth of conversation. 216 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,562 He's mad at me because I took away his... 217 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,648 What is it called? Handheld DX thing? 218 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:12,807 - Oh. 219 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,649 - Okay, where is my good coat? Is it upstairs or where is it? 220 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,330 - Right in front of you. 221 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,369 - Alright, kids, gather around. 222 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,847 Where's Christopher? Christopher! 223 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,803 - It's your anniversary! 224 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,410 - Say goodnight. - Goodnight. 225 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:25,521 - Mighty-night! 226 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,563 - Alright, listen up, you three: 227 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,570 Anna here is in charge, okay? 228 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,648 You be good and do what she says. 229 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:33,488 Capiche? 230 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:34,761 - Ka-peach. 231 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,082 - Ka-peach, ka-peach, ka-peach! 232 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,201 - Good night, guys. 233 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:39,560 - Good night. 234 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:40,522 - Home by eleven. - Yeah. 235 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,085 - Enjoy your meal. Happy anniversary! 236 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,406 - Thank you. 237 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,284 - Bye guys, I love you! - Love you. 238 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,289 - Love you, too! 239 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,601 - What should we play? 240 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,601 - Do you want to draw? - No. 241 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:55,682 - What do you want to do? 242 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,770 We could play board games? 243 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:02,286 [engine starts] 244 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,250 We could do make-up. 245 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,408 - No! l'm a boy! 246 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,807 - Can we eat ice cream? 247 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:15,609 Um... Oh, let's play dress-up! 248 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:20,931 - Yes, let's play dress-up! 249 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,683 - You coming, Jacob? 250 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:29,449 - Don't bother. 251 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,809 Jacob never plays with us anymore. 252 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:40,802 - Dress-up's for girls, Chris. 253 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,804 - Okay, what dress should I wear? 254 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:45,321 - This one, this one, or this one? - That one! 255 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,647 - Which? - This one. 256 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,046 - Right? - That's awesome! 257 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,885 - That's the best darn dress that I ever saw! 258 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,724 - And then she becomes queen. 259 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,730 And so then they can't decide who's gonna be queen again -- 260 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:00,049 - So why don't they play 'rock paper scissors says shoot?' 261 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,242 - They can't play rock paper scissors. - Oh yeah. 262 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:03,691 - And so then they decide 263 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,729 that they're both gonna rule together. 264 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,002 - Hey, guys. 265 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,763 What if I told you that you didn't have to be a boy, 266 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:16,488 or a girl, or a human, or really anything? 267 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,921 You could be whatever you wanted. 268 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:24,080 And all you had to do was pretend. 269 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,768 Because Pretending is this super power we all have. 270 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,644 When we pretend, 271 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:34,162 we can be anyone we want to be. 272 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,330 And if you get really good at it, 273 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,647 people won't even know you're pretending anymore. 274 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,489 - I wanna play pretend! 275 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,204 - Good. 276 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:58,731 [distant yelling] [footsteps approaching] 277 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,245 Cool room. 278 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,927 - It's alright. 279 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:27,250 - Lemur Boy, huh? 280 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,007 You ever read Death Vice? 281 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:31,642 - No. 282 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,923 Mom and Dad say it's too violent. 283 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,525 - Well, your parents aren't here right now, 284 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,120 are they? 285 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,806 See ya later? 286 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,884 - I never feel great leaving them with someone 287 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,571 we don't know. 288 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,762 - I thought Anna seemed like a very nice girl. 289 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,804 - Yeah, I noticed. 290 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:19,243 - The kids are gonna be fine, okay? 291 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,522 Jan Abbott said that Anna is great with her girls 292 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:25,361 and we both know that they're nightmares. 293 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,050 Tonight's about us. 294 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,243 Thirteen years. 295 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,969 Our marriage is a teenager. 296 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,561 I think we deserve a night off. 297 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,763 - I agree. 298 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,651 - New dress? - Yes. 299 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,649 - Now you notice. 300 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,001 - I, I noticed before. 301 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:54,207 It just took a little while for the Polaroid to develop. 302 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,687 - Thank you. 303 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,887 - I am Princess Petalsong. 304 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,004 My leaves are vibrant, my fruit is tart, 305 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,884 and my roots run deep. 306 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,490 She's from "Enchanted Forest." 307 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,045 On Toon Tube. 308 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,571 Mommy bought it for me. 309 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,250 It's my favorite show. 310 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,931 - Ram! 311 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,560 - Wow, what a big, scary Bronto! 312 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,728 Look how the floor shakes when he moves. 313 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:23,966 - What the heck?! 314 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,570 Were those Mommy's good pillows? 315 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,889 - Ram! 316 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,809 - What'd you stuff it with? 317 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,251 - Sweatshirts. 318 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,283 - Now this is pretending. 319 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,927 Not some out-of-a-bag get-up your mom bought you. 320 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,522 - He ruined Mommy's good pillows! 321 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:45,884 - Sometimes it's okay to destroy things for fun. 322 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,482 Good job, Christosaurus. 323 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,690 - Jacob! 324 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,608 Daddy's old uniform! 325 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,882 - Jacob's gonna do pretend with us! 326 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,490 - Leave me alone. 327 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,931 - Just get offa. 328 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,084 - Anna, we're not allowed to play with this stuff. 329 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:11,207 - Well, Sal, Mom and Dad aren't here, are they? 330 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,124 - That's right. 331 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,322 - No fair. 332 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,487 - Hey, you were supposed to be pretending 333 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,166 to be something, too! 334 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,487 - I already am. 335 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,729 - Whaddya mean? 336 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,610 - I'm a photographer! 337 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,165 Yeah, I travel around the world 338 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:39,370 taking photos of amazing creatures. 339 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,448 Hey Christopher, what do dinosaurs do? 340 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,767 - Sit down and eat meat! 341 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,531 - [chuckles] That's right. 342 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,167 Smile. 343 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,682 Alright, give us a twirl, Princess. 344 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,205 Beautiful. 345 00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,810 Stand up. 346 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,730 Come on, big boy. 347 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,249 Alright, stand together. 348 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:09,441 Raise that trophy over your head. 349 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,005 But not like you're victorious, 350 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:14,124 like you're going to smash it on top of her. 351 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:18,010 Sally, stop smiling. 352 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,524 Stop smiling. 353 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,768 Good. 354 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,723 [ominous music] 355 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,320 II 356 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,728 [camera clicks] 357 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,844 - Did you do this? 358 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,724 - Yeah, I did that. 359 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,683 - When did you have time to do that? 360 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,962 - I had enough time on my lunch break 361 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,084 to run them here from Vinnie's. 362 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,043 - Vinnie! - Remember Vinnie? 363 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:31,729 - Vinnie. 364 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,161 - Vinnie was 75 when we first met him. 365 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,805 - How old is he? - Vinnie was 75. 366 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,410 - So he's a 104 now. 367 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,204 [laughing] 368 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,646 - Remember what he said? 369 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,522 - I don't remember what he said. 370 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,563 - "Red is for the passion. 371 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,843 White is for the longevity." 372 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,208 - That's right. 373 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,209 - We got that. 374 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:51,764 - We got them both. 375 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,405 - I don't want to play this anymore. 376 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,488 - Yeah, let's play a different game. 377 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,761 - Alright. 378 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,410 How about Hide & Seek? 379 00:19:58,520 --> 00:19:59,009 Not it! 380 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,246 - NOT it! - NOT it! 381 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,327 - Jake's it! 382 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:05,047 - No. No, no, I'm not playing. 383 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,089 I'm not -- I'm not playing. 384 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,247 I don't want to play. 385 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,203 - Oh, come on, Jake. 386 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,891 Don't you want to find me? 387 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,090 - One hundred... 388 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,480 ninety-nine... 389 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,409 ninety-eight... 390 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,887 ninety-seven... 391 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,040 [whispers] - No peeking. 392 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,646 - Ninety-eight, 393 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,610 ninety-seven, 394 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,001 ninety-six, 395 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,202 ninety-five, 396 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,243 ninety-four, 397 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,249 ninety-three, 398 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,362 ninety-two, 399 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,171 ninety-one, 400 00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,850 ninety, 401 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,689 eighty-nine, 402 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,370 eighty-eight, 403 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,482 eighty-seven, 404 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,568 eighty-six, 405 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,489 eighty-five... 406 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,329 [eerie music] 407 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,442 II 408 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,165 Seventy, 409 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,044 sixty-nine, 410 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,447 sixty-eight, 411 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,410 fifty-eight, 412 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,010 fifty-seven, 413 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,561 fifty-six, 414 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,682 fifty-five, 415 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:57,961 fifty-four, 416 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,366 fifty-three, 417 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,050 fifty-two, 418 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,128 fifty-one, 419 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,004 fifty... 420 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,730 II 421 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,484 Thirty-nine, 422 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,011 thirty-eight, 423 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,650 thirty-seven, 424 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,205 thirty-six, 425 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,890 thirty-five, 426 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,690 thirty-four, 427 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,007 thirty-three... 428 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,406 Ten, 429 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,726 nine, 430 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,571 eight-seven-six-five- four-three-two-one! 431 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,404 Ready or not, here I come! 432 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,563 Now where could they be? 433 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:18,327 II 434 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:28,564 [humming] 435 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,131 - You found me. 436 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,608 Jake? 437 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,485 Jacob? 438 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,686 Hey- 439 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,883 Hey, will you find me a new tampon? 440 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,804 - A what? 441 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,764 - I have my period. 442 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:34,247 You know what that is, right? 443 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,169 - Yeah. 444 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:39,648 - So, where does your mom keep her stuff? 445 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,920 - This? 446 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:53,446 - No, that's for when your mom has an infection. 447 00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,645 Look for 'Pamtax.' 448 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,605 - Which color? 449 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,611 - Green. 450 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,046 Can you open it for me? 451 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,687 - Okay- 452 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,965 - Thank you. 453 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,806 [toilet flushes] 454 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:07,805 [door slams shut] 455 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,566 - Oh man! 456 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,447 - [two-way radio] Jake. 457 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:16,971 Come in, Jake. 458 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,730 Jake! 459 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,286 Jake. 460 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,926 Come in, bro. 461 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,724 Dude, you gotta come see this stuff. 462 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,285 - Howie... 463 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,725 - Yo. 464 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,322 - I think I just saw my first China Hole. 465 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,804 - You know eventually we're going to have to have 466 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,491 "the talk' with him. 467 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,201 - What talk? 468 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,926 - 'The talk'. 469 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,241 - Yeah. - No. 470 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,806 - Yeah. - I don't want to think about that. 471 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,969 - I don't even like picturing him with armpit hair. 472 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,969 - You know the little Stevie kid down the street, - Mm-hmm. 473 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,650 - He's got the little starter mustache going on. 474 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,250 - Starter mustache... - Yeah. 475 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,202 - It's just a weird time, 476 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:11,325 especially when you're the last one to sprout. 477 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,970 - You think they're making fun of him? 478 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,650 - Mm-mm. 479 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,488 - They better not be. 480 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,490 I will punch them in the face if they're making fun of my baby. 481 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:19,362 - Joyce. 482 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,403 _ He's my baby! 483 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,888 - Well your baby has a pretty interesting browsing history. 484 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,207 - Hey! Give it back! 485 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,641 - I already dipped the feet! 486 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,046 - Anna! 487 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,924 Tell him to give it back! 488 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,451 - Don't be a drama queen, Sally. 489 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,164 - Yeah, Sal. Really? 490 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,921 - Christopher! - Just get a different cookie. 491 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:40,768 - Chill out, okay? 492 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,360 - But I had a whole cookie family 493 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,211 and then the Papa was about to take them to the pond, 494 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,721 and now no one else can drive stick! 495 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:49,921 - Anyone can drive stick. 496 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,771 - There's a whole package of cookies here, so... 497 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:53,881 Pick a different Papa. 498 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,206 - Yeah, pick a different one. 499 00:27:55,360 --> 00:28:00,526 - Yeah Sal, there's a whole pack of cookies. 500 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,484 Yep, look at all of these -- 501 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,887 - Jacob! 502 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,924 - Mmm. So many cookies. 503 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,162 - Anna! Do something! 504 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,964 - Lots of options. 505 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,445 - Can I have one? 506 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,847 Please. 507 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,290 - I want juice. 508 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,162 - You have juice. 509 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,443 - I want that juice. 510 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,971 - Go get it yourself. 511 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,651 - Okay- 512 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:37,248 - You know now that your DNA is all over those cookies... 513 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,686 I guess you're gonna have to eat all of them. 514 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,802 - No fair! 515 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,321 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 516 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,805 I mean it. 517 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,809 Eat them all. 518 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:47,762 Go. 519 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,281 - What? 520 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,486 - They yummy? 521 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,604 - Mmm. - This is a loada b! 522 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,087 - Can I have some milk? 523 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,124 - Not till you finish those cookies. 524 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,882 - Best babysitter... 525 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,682 - Hey, what's your favorite color? 526 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,165 - Black. 527 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,601 - Black? - Yeah. 528 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,811 That's my favorite color, too. 529 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,407 Hey, how about we go cheer up your sister? 530 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,363 - Yeah. 531 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,684 [eerie music] 532 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,167 II 533 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,646 - Aw man, which of you guys put the wrong cap on the marker? 534 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,489 - How's that masterpiece coming? 535 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,967 - Good. 536 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,009 - It's the right one. - Uh-uh. 537 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,407 - See there's blue under the green cap. 538 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,922 And now I've got a blue flower stem. 539 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,850 Hey, Jacob. 540 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:49,851 - If you open your mind I'll tell you -- - Fascinating. 541 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,203 - So, this the flower queen. 542 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,845 - Queen! 543 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,689 - And then this is the princess. 544 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,211 - Who is the king? 545 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,084 - There isn't a king. - Wow. The royal family. 546 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,168 - It's a queendom. 547 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,204 [humming] 548 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,085 - Hey Anna, check this out. 549 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,009 - Yeah. 550 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,804 - Wow. Christopher, what's this? 551 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,207 - Attack of the Killer Olives! 552 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,004 - What happened to that guy? 553 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,531 - You mean this guy? - Mm-hmm. 554 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,085 - He got stepped on by the monster's toe claw. 555 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,281 That's the toe claw 556 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:24,923 and this where he chewed off his legs and arms. 557 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,771 - Hey Anna, wanna help me feed my python? 558 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,644 - Can we come, too?! - I don't wanna go. 559 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,410 - No, you guys know the rules. 560 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,170 Just me and Anna. 561 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,282 - Please? - Yeah, he's right. 562 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,289 - We're too little. 563 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,482 - You know, that's just rude. 564 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:40,647 - Fine. 565 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,569 - We'll all go. - I don't wanna go. 566 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:43,329 - Come on. 567 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,171 - No. I'm not going. 568 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,805 I don't wanna see the python! 569 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,126 Please! 570 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,050 I wanna finish the stain! 571 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,365 [microwave beeping] 572 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,089 - Can I hold the mouse? - No. 573 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,850 - Please. - Nope. 574 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,086 - Can I feed the snake? - Nope. 575 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,361 - Why not? 576 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:14,280 - Because you suck. - Hey. Jake. 577 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,570 - In the wild, these animals are hunters. 578 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,889 They always devour their prey alive. 579 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,566 Warm. 580 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,201 This is cold. 581 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,961 But this... 582 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:31,887 is warm. 583 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,081 - Admiral Wubbles? 584 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,281 - Mm-hmm. 585 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,528 What's he doing here? 586 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,770 - Tonight I think Drake deserves a special treat. 587 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:40,847 - Cool! 588 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,724 - No. No, nope. 589 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,047 - Drake's gonna eat Sally's hamster? 590 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,924 - No, he is not! 591 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,804 - You know, I've never seen Drake eat anything 592 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,001 that big, Sal. 593 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,929 - That's not funny! 594 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,611 - Let's see. 595 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,526 - No! 596 00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,563 - Hey! 597 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,162 - Yeah, yeah, you wanna get him? 598 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,009 - Get out the way! Move it, Jacob! 599 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,327 - Is that what you want? Yeah. Mm-hmm. 600 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,569 Nope.No. Can't get past me. 601 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,370 - Christopher, what are you -- - No, no, no! Christopher, no! 602 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,960 [gasps] 603 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,525 - Get him out! 604 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,005 Stop! Stop! 605 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,088 Get him outta there, Jake! 606 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,248 - Yeah, we should get him out -- - Wait. 607 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,528 - Just watch. 608 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,721 - He's scared. 609 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,923 No! 610 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,888 Get him out! 611 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,202 Let gm! 612 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,051 Get off of me! 613 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:51,051 Do something, Jake! Please! 614 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,367 Let gm! 615 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,720 - Ah! 616 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:03,481 [crying] 617 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,601 [dramatic music] 618 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,291 II 619 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:27,606 [squealing] 620 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:30,041 No! 621 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,401 [crying] 622 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,801 - I'm sorry, Sal. 623 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,888 - Don't be sorry. 624 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,970 Everyone dies at some point. 625 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,928 [music continues] 626 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,646 II 627 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,804 - Okay, I'm really bad at keeping this secret. 628 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,001 I was gonna wait till dessert 629 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:25,251 but since you busted out the champagne... 630 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,846 Happy anniversary. 631 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,850 - Oh, ho, ho. Alright. 632 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:34,522 - Coupons for those mittens that I wanted to get, right? - Shut up. 633 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,961 - What is this? Slippers? - Open it. 634 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,361 [laughs] 635 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,082 The NASCAR Sprint Cup?! 636 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,201 - Two seats. 637 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,243 Pit Terrace. The guy said those were the best. 638 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,328 - Yeah. Yeah. 639 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,249 They are the best. 640 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:54,929 How did you... 641 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,168 - How did you even -- - Don't worry about it. 642 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,760 - I've been putting away for this for a while. 643 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,087 I got hooked up. 644 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,851 And you deserve it. 645 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,127 You deserve it. 646 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,089 - You're the best. 647 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,408 [eerie music] 648 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,205 II 649 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,969 You know who's gonna freak out about this? 650 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:26,848 Pete. 651 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,043 He's gonna flip his lid when he hears about this. 652 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,403 He's been talking about this for three or four months now. 653 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,127 - I was kinda thinking you might take Jake. 654 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,605 - Yeah. Of course... 655 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,331 - It's stupid of me -- - It's not stupid. 656 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,761 - To not think about taking Jake. I just... 657 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,804 - You just haven't had a lot of time together lately. 658 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,843 I think he needs it. 659 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,681 And I thought that would be a fun way to spend time together. 660 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,565 - Screw Pete. 661 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,842 [crying] 662 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:12,805 . HEY- 663 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,402 Come on, look who's here. 664 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,564 Look who's here. 665 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,202 You want him? 666 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:27,083 It's okay. 667 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,806 We'll get some more Wubbles. 668 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,288 Wipe away the tears. 669 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:39,011 Wipe away them! 670 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,609 Come on, wipe away those tears. 671 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:47,487 Where's the big Sally I know? Where is she? 672 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,888 Where is the old Sal? 673 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,685 So... 674 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:58,162 Where is the old Sally I know? 675 00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:02,922 Where is she, is she still here? 676 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,327 - Kids, movie time. 677 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,887 - Come on. It's movie time! 678 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,844 It's movie time. 679 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,283 - Come on. - What are we watching? 680 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,567 [footsteps approaching] 681 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,086 - I hate movies. 682 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,043 - [video] I don't know what's wrong, 683 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,730 it won't turn off... 684 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,968 - No, you're with me. 685 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:42,281 - Jake, where are you going? 686 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,482 - Bathroom. 687 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:47,931 - It's Mommy! 688 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,451 - That's not Mommy. 689 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,688 - [video] What are you doing to me? 690 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,962 Oh my God. 691 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,889 - [video] Just trying out the camera. 692 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,241 - [video] Get over here. I want to take your pants off. 693 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,362 - [laughs] Daddy's naked! 694 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,000 - [video] Oh my God. 695 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,529 - [video] Oh my God, you're so hard right now. 696 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,850 - Jacob! 697 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,921 - Jacob! 698 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:59,084 [moaning on video] 699 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,925 [heavy breathing on video] 700 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,967 - Howie? 701 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,049 Howie? 702 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,571 - [walkie talkie] Go to bed, Jacob. 703 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:22,727 - Mrs. Parker? 704 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,002 - Howie's had his walkie taken away. 705 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,201 Supposed to be doing his homework 706 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,044 and he's out doing god-knows-what. 707 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,049 Go to bed, Jacob. 708 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,685 [walking talkie beeps] 709 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,724 - Mrs. Parker, there's something wrong with the new babysitter. 710 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,367 [heavy breathing on video] 711 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:43,802 Mrs. Parker?! 712 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,524 Crap... 713 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:50,804 [heavy breathing continues] 714 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,761 [moaning on video] 715 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,526 [heavy breathing continues] 716 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,364 That's private! 717 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,283 - Alright. 718 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,483 Well, I think it's time for bed. 719 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,921 Come on, babe. 720 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,206 [sighs] 721 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,442 "Once upon a time in a faraway land 722 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,928 lived a Mama Bear and her little Cubby. 723 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:08,687 [baby cooing, humming] 724 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:16,327 They lived in a cave in a snowy forest. 725 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:21,326 Mama Bear loved her Cubby so much. 726 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,280 He made her smile in a way 727 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,768 Mama Bear never thought she could. 728 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:33,561 - Mama Bear worked very --" - This book is strange. 729 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:37,241 - You're strange, Sally. 730 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,089 - "Mama Bear worked very hard to pay for --" 731 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:43,403 - It's my night to pick the story! - Then shut up and listen! 732 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,249 - Is that my mom's bracelet? - Get out! 733 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,807 - Get out! - You get out! 734 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:03,201 - "Mama Bear worked real hard to pay for food, and the cave. 735 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,201 When she came home at night 736 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:09,041 and saw her Cubby's chubby little face, 737 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:10,650 it just made it all worth it. 738 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,525 [baby cooing] 739 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:18,048 And then one day Mama Bear made a mistake 740 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,721 [baby choking] 741 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,083 And her Cubby died. 742 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:38,441 This made Mama Bear very sad. 743 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:41,689 She missed her Cubby so much 744 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:45,009 that her mind cracked. 745 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,120 It didn't break, it didn't break. 746 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:51,971 It just cracked. 747 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,800 And then Mama met a Skinny Hyena. 748 00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,651 His mind was cracked worse than Mama Bear's 749 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,161 but he liked her a real lot 750 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:09,363 and said he'd help her make a new Cubby, 751 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:14,004 but it didn't work. 752 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:19,528 Mama Bear's insides were twisted shut 753 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,768 and the ruler of the kingdom wouldn't give Mama Bear 754 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,406 a new Cubby, 755 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,888 even when she asked nice." 756 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,603 - That's mean. 757 00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,609 - I think so, too. 758 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,889 "Mama Bear and the Skinny Hyena were angry 759 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,731 and they got into some trouble, 760 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,923 so they decided to escape to a new land 761 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:52,129 and become new animals. 762 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:06,485 And began their search for a new Cubby. 763 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:11,242 But it couldn't just be any Cubby. 764 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,762 It had to be her Cubby. 765 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:25,281 And then they searched..." 766 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:29,130 - What happens next? 767 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,244 - I don't know. 768 00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,768 What do you think should happen? 769 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,450 - I want Mama Bear to find a new Cubby 770 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,882 so that she can smile like that again. 771 00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,330 - She's trying. 772 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,485 Jacob, Sally, time for bed! 773 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,490 - Hey Sal. 774 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:33,368 - Shh. 775 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:37,371 - Sal, what are you doing? Get into your PJs. 776 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,850 - It's Daddy's gun. 777 00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,483 - Don't. 778 00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,764 - The babysitter left it out. 779 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:55,801 [humming] 780 00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,765 - She's no babysitter. 781 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:06,485 No real babysitter would give us a gun to play with 782 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,447 or show us private movies. 783 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,166 Her name's not even Anna. 784 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,806 - What? 785 00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,645 - It's Emelie. 786 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,721 - Who's Emelie? 787 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,845 - You're a liar 788 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,003 and I know it. 789 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,443 - I don't know what you're talking about. 790 00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,925 Are you gonna shoot me? 791 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,480 Shoot me. 792 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,850 Shoot me! 793 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,602 - What're you guys doing? 794 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:23,451 - Nothing. 795 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:36,690 - Give me the gun. 796 00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,049 - Can't you just leave us alone? 797 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,323 - I'm not gonna say it twice. 798 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:43,642 Christopher. 799 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:45,250 - Christopher! 800 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:46,845 - Hey. Hey. 801 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,849 - It's not a toy, Christopher! 802 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,406 - Hey, gimme the gun. 803 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:59,486 - No escape from Chase Hunter. 804 00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,723 - Give Mommy the gun. 805 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:09,124 [gun clicks] 806 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,365 [chuckles] 807 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,731 - I knew it was you. 808 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:29,571 [doorbell rings] 809 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:30,602 No! 810 00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:31,767 Hey! No,no,no,no. 811 00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,928 Stop. Stop! 812 00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:35,246 Stop. 813 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:36,885 Okay? 814 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,001 Inside. 815 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:39,400 Christopher? 816 00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,249 Christopher! 817 00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,725 I do not know who that is 818 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,444 but I do not want to hear one word 819 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:49,244 about all the games we've been playing. 820 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,283 Okay, now I've been nice to you guys so far -- 821 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,402 - You haven't been nice at all. 822 00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:59,125 - That is what happens when you misbehave. 823 00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:03,166 Now I want you to stay here and be quiet until I come back, 824 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,760 do you understand? 825 00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,770 Do you understand! 826 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,081 [doorbell rings] 827 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:48,848 - Who are you? 828 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,723 - I'm the babysitter. 829 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,923 - Um, no, you're not. 830 00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,963 - Of course I am. Who are you? 831 00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,969 - I'm Maggie. 832 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,560 You know, the Thompson's usual sitter? 833 00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,728 See, I was supposed to watch the kids tonight 834 00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:05,729 but this guy I know that goes to college asked 835 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:06,682 if I wanted to hang out 836 00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:07,562 and I've been really wanting to hang out with him 837 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:08,727 so I couldn't say no, right? 838 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:10,604 So I called my friend Anna to see if she could babysit for me 839 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:11,801 and she said she would 840 00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,246 and I've been texting to see how it's been going 841 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,044 but Anna hasn't gotten back to me which is weird 842 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:18,209 - because she's like the most promptest text backer ever -- - It's Maggie! 843 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,446 - Maggie... 844 00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,801 - and the last thing she posted was that she was coming here 845 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,331 and since then she hasn't posted anything 846 00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,930 so I just thought I'd like come by on my way back 847 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,122 to make sure everything's okay but then like, you're here 848 00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:28,571 and she's not and I'm kinda like, 849 00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,650 WTF is going on? 850 00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,171 - Right, Maggie- 851 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:41,486 Yeah, so you're a friend of Anna? 852 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,444 Yeah. She got sick. Food poisoning. 853 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,801 And the Thompson's called me. 854 00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,526 They're a family friend. 855 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,165 - Oh... 856 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,203 Well, do you think I could just say hi for a second? 857 00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:54,685 - No! No. 858 00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:56,285 You know what, they're asleep. 859 00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,243 - Oh come on. They never go down on time. 860 00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,566 I won't tell Dan and Joyce, I promise. 861 00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:00,966 - No. 862 00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:02,570 You know what? Stay there. 863 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:03,687 I'll get them. 864 00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,410 Sally, Jake, Christopher! 865 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,009 [cellphone buzzing] 866 00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,361 [cellphone beeping] 867 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,646 - Is that Maggie? 868 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,771 - Yeah. And you like Maggie. 869 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,241 You wouldn't want anything bad to happen to her, 870 00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:40,362 right? 871 00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,524 Okay, stand up. 872 00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,682 Stand up. 873 00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:47,963 Go. 874 00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:52,165 We're friends, right? 875 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,601 Come on. Come on. 876 00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:04,524 - Hey, Doodies! 877 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,291 - Hi, Maggie. - Hi, Maggie. 878 00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:09,641 - You guys having fun with the new sitter? 879 00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,206 - Yes. - Yes. 880 00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,131 - Uh, what have you guys been doing? 881 00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:18,447 - Playing- 882 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:24,084 - Pythons prefer live prey. 883 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:28,407 [chuckles] - Kids. 884 00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,602 - Um... 885 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,007 Anna literally, like, just texted me. 886 00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:37,451 She is sick. 887 00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:40,803 And she called and cancelled. 888 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:41,967 Well... 889 00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:43,411 I guess I better get going. Okay, guys? 890 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:44,681 _ No, Maggie, don't go! 891 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,768 - Yeah. Please stay and play with us! 892 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,450 - I have a life of my own, ya know! 893 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:49,561 But I see you guys in like, two days 894 00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:50,488 so we'll play then, okay? 895 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,841 - No, wait! - Hey -- 896 00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:54,645 - Oh. 897 00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:57,047 Hi! What's this? 898 00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:00,289 - I just... love you, that's all. 899 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,486 - Bye, Maggie! 900 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,523 - Okay BYE, guys. 901 00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,404 - Get in. 902 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,329 [eerie music] 903 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,329 II 904 00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:27,121 [car keys jingle] 905 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:32,564 [car door opens] 906 00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,449 [eerie music intensifies] 907 00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:40,927 II 908 00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:54,807 [panting] 909 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,007 Go over there. 910 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,487 Sit down. 911 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,971 No,no,no, where I can see you. 912 00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:56,521 [door slams shut] 913 00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:17,489 Drink. 914 00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:19,165 - Why is the juice dark blue? 915 00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:20,486 - It's gonna give you good dreams. 916 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,887 So drink. 917 00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:25,967 _ Ow! 918 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,811 Ow! Ow, stop it! 919 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:31,127 Please. 920 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,325 - Good. 921 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:36,282 Come on. 922 00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:37,128 - [screaming] - Come on! 923 00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:37,968 _ Hey. Hey! 924 00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,441 No, you already had... Get outta here! 925 00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:42,289 - What are you doing? Don't you dare. 926 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,003 - Uh, uh, uh. 927 00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,281 - Don't you dare. - That's my bite! 928 00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,129 - You've had more than your half, sir. 929 00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:48,971 - Your half is in your stomach already. 930 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,651 - Wait. Wait. 931 00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:54,610 - What's the matter? - I never called Anna! 932 00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:57,289 I never called Anna. I told her I'd call her. 933 00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:58,287 - Oh yeah, it's bed time, too. 934 00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,970 You better call her. I'm worried about her 935 00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:01,969 - Will you get me -- - with those kids. 936 00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:02,888 - Will you get the bill? 937 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,001 I'm going to just give her a call. 938 00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:06,964 - Kids are probably driving her crazy, it's bedtime. 939 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,568 - Hey, you ready to go to sleep? 940 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:13,401 - Where's Jake? Where's Jake? 941 00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:16,569 - He's upstairs in bed. 942 00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,647 [gagging] 943 00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,610 [vomiting] 944 00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:57,529 [footsteps approaching] 945 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,410 [pushing on bed] 946 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,882 [eerie music] 947 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,685 II 948 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:41,288 [phone ringing] 949 00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,330 - Hello ? 950 00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:46,851 Hey, Joyce! 951 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,490 Yeah, they went out like a light. 952 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,204 - Oh, I hope they didn't give you too much trouble. 953 00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,527 - No problem at all. - Oh, that's good. 954 00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:53,562 Pm proud of them. 955 00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:56,331 - Oh, they're so good. Well behaved. 956 00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:58,442 - [O.S.] Thanks. Did they need to eat anything? 957 00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:03,009 - Um... Well, they did, they ate some snacks. 958 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,360 - Oh good. 959 00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,131 - Nothing too big. - Okay. 960 00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:09,163 - Well, it sounds like you guys enjoyed your meal. 961 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:10,964 - Yes, it was delicious. 962 00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:12,525 I can't believe I've never been here. 963 00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:15,291 - It's a terrific place. - Good. 964 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,650 - Great. 965 00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:18,921 Well, that's good. 966 00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:19,882 - I meant to ask you, 967 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,684 can you make sure you leave the hall light on 968 00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:22,608 for Christopher? 969 00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:24,848 - Yeah, I will do, I will do that, 970 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,724 but no worries at all. 971 00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:28,763 - We're just getting the bill right now 972 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,850 so we'll be home in about twenty minutes. 973 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,047 - okay- 974 00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:35,449 Yeah. Sorry. Wait, say that again? 975 00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:37,005 - I don't know what we'd do without you. 976 00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:39,361 - You saved our night. - Great. 977 00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:41,687 - Absolutely. 978 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,125 Yeah. That's great. 979 00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,411 - Okay. - Okay, bye. 980 00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:50,925 - Mom?! Mom?! 981 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:53,486 Mom? 982 00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:01,206 [circuits switching off] 983 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,209 [eerie music] 984 01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:08,130 II 985 01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:04,331 - Time to go, little Cubby. 986 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,289 [eerie music continues] 987 01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:27,243 II 988 01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:39,043 [struggling] 989 01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,001 [door slams shut] 990 01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:56,044 - Howie! Howie, thank gosh! 991 01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,525 - Dude, check it out. 992 01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:58,846 Fourth of July up in here! 993 01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:00,485 - Howie, do you have your cell phone? 994 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:03,888 - Hey, I thought we might stick them in Becky's Mom's -- 995 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,729 - Howie, shut up! 996 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:08,923 There's something wrong with the new sitter. 997 01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:15,289 [cellphone dialing] 998 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:21,090 - We need more time. 999 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,889 - You're not listening, Howie! 1000 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,650 She hurt Maggie really bad. 1001 01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:38,889 And she's got this weird obsession over Christopher. 1002 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,048 She has my dad's gun, okay? 1003 01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:43,162 I think she's trying to kill us! 1004 01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:45,163 - You gotta help -- - And you left... 1005 01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:50,201 Chris and Sally alone with her? 1006 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:59,046 [car engine starting] 1007 01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,889 - I don't think I should drive. - I'm not driving. 1008 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,002 - Can you drive? No? 1009 01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:06,646 Lets see if there's a taxi. 1010 01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:09,761 Taxi! 1011 01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:16,560 Woo-hoo! There you go. 1012 01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:29,087 - Ow. 1013 01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:32,202 [struggling] 1014 01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,527 - Get off me, Maggie! 1015 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:47,204 Ow! 1016 01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:50,244 [grunting] 1017 01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:03,167 - No, no. No, no, no! 1018 01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:23,802 [panting] 1019 01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:36,240 [screams in pain] 1020 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:54,050 [writhing in pain] 1021 01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:58,449 [screaming, car collision] 1022 01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:37,124 - You okay? Are you okay? 1023 01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:38,605 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 1024 01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,205 - Oh my God. 1025 01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:42,570 - Oh my God... 1026 01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:44,523 - Dan, what are you doing? - Stay in the car. 1027 01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:47,291 - Stay in the car. - Dan, be careful! 1028 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:49,761 - Dan! 1029 01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:55,165 [eerie music] 1030 01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,687 II 1031 01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:39,931 - Fuck... 1032 01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:42,281 Fuck... 1033 01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:57,323 [door creaking open] 1034 01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:15,048 - Sal? 1035 01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:17,009 Sally? 1036 01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:20,331 Maggie? 1037 01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,491 Oh. 1038 01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:29,850 Ah... 1039 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:33,209 [breathing heavily] 1040 01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:50,367 Maggie... 1041 01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:53,848 Maggie. 1042 01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:00,368 Maggie. 1043 01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:05,566 [crying] 1044 01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:19,049 Wake up! 1045 01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:21,845 Maggie... 1046 01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:31,405 - I told you what would happen if you misbehaved. 1047 01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:34,044 - Where's my sister? 1048 01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:36,401 - I have her, but she's not the one I want. 1049 01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:38,966 Where is my little Cubby? 1050 01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:42,963 - He's not your Cubby! 1051 01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:45,481 He's not your fucking Cubby! 1052 01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:48,490 He's my brother! 1053 01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:57,770 - Do you want your sister to end up like your friend? 1054 01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:01,722 Backyard. Five minutes. 1055 01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:05,521 I'll trade you Sally for Christopher. 1056 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:15,364 - Is he dead? 1057 01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:18,729 - He died on impact. - Oh my god. 1058 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,046 - You know who he was? 1059 01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:22,049 - We still don't know. 1060 01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:23,491 The vehicle was reported stolen 1061 01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:26,604 and he didn't have any ID on him. 1062 01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:33,610 - Oh my... Oh God. 1063 01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:35,080 - He was alone. 1064 01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:37,771 - Thank God. I wanna go home. 1065 01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:39,490 - I wanna go home. - Officer? 1066 01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:41,409 - Do you know how much longer you need us here? 1067 01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:43,329 We, uh... our kids are at home 1068 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:46,250 and we told the babysitter we'd be back fifteen minutes ago. 1069 01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:47,930 Can we...? 1070 01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:50,008 - Okay, let's get you guys outta here. 1071 01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:52,930 - Thanks. - Thank you. 1072 01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:05,605 [crickets chirping] 1073 01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,761 - Jacob? 1074 01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:22,761 [whispering] Jacob! 1075 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:35,643 Christopher?! 1076 01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:38,889 [explosion, screaming] 1077 01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:43,527 [fireworks exploding] 1078 01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:47,850 [dramatic music] 1079 01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:49,849 II 1080 01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:17,684 - Dan, something is wrong. 1081 01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:19,488 Somethings wrong. 1082 01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:22,126 She's not picking up and our machine's not picking up. 1083 01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:25,005 - I'm sure she just fell asleep. 1084 01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:30,888 ' Yo! 1085 01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:36,407 [indistinct radio chatter] 1086 01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:41,169 - I don't... 1087 01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:43,362 I just have her home number I don't her cell number. 1088 01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:44,970 - [radio] Car 82110? 1089 01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:46,445 - Go ahead. 1090 01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:49,245 - [radio] Report back to Pearl and Court. 1091 01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:51,203 - The accident site? - [radio] Affirmative. 1092 01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:53,322 - [radio] The body of a young girl was found in the trunk. 1093 01:12:53,440 --> 01:12:54,771 - Jesus Christ, did you hear that? 1094 01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:58,566 - [radio] ID says victim's name is Anna Coleman of Amherst. 1095 01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:02,287 We're sending a cruiser to her family home now. 1096 01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:05,331 - That can't be. That's our sitter? - Anna Coleman is our sitter? 1097 01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:07,164 - 10-4, I'm on my way. - That's our sitter! 1098 01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:08,850 - Officer, I'm sorry, can you please hit the gas. 1099 01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:10,166 Hit the lights. It's an emergency. 1100 01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:12,402 We need to get home. Go, go, go! 1101 01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:30,640 [engine starts] 1102 01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:42,244 [engine revs] 1103 01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:06,168 - Jacob, get out of the car! 1104 01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:07,281 Jacob! 1105 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:09,767 [engine revs] 1106 01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:14,326 [tires squeal] 1107 01:14:14,440 --> 01:14:15,487 Jacob! 1108 01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:18,888 [thud] 1109 01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:46,882 [siren wailing] 1110 01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:50,522 - In a second. We're pulling onto our street right now. 1111 01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:53,681 - God damn it! 1112 01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:56,730 Can we go faster, please, sir?! 1113 01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:58,251 - There's a car. - Dan, there's -- 1114 01:14:58,360 --> 01:14:59,407 There's a car, man. Hit the brakes! 1115 01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:00,726 - Look out! - Hit the brakes! 1116 01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:03,002 [tires squeal] 1117 01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:08,288 - Jacob?! - Dad. 1118 01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:10,690 - Sally! 1119 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,764 Christopher? 1120 01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:16,441 Sally! Sally! 1121 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,567 Sally! 1122 01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:21,371 Dan! 1123 01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:23,369 [eerie music] 1124 01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:25,482 II 1125 01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:33,284 [sirens wailing] 1126 01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:41,848 [dramatic music] 1127 01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:44,406 II 1128 01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:33,323 [panting] 1129 01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:48,881 [soft piano music] 1130 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:51,048 II