1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,948 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:12,503 --> 00:00:15,127 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 3 00:01:03,761 --> 00:01:05,660 [THUNDER CRASHING] 4 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:16,636 [♪♪♪] 5 00:01:29,097 --> 00:01:30,823 [GHOST GROWLS] 6 00:01:37,726 --> 00:01:39,935 [BEEPING SOFTLY] 7 00:01:40,073 --> 00:01:41,972 [TIRES SCREECHING] 8 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:14,660 [PANTING][GHOST TRAP BEEPING] 9 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:28,674 [MACHINE POWERING UP] 10 00:02:31,746 --> 00:02:33,679 [WIND WHISTLING] 11 00:02:41,376 --> 00:02:44,241 [♪♪♪] 12 00:03:04,537 --> 00:03:06,608 [FOOTSTEPS THUDDING] 13 00:03:19,034 --> 00:03:20,760 [MACHINE POWERS DOWN] 14 00:03:22,210 --> 00:03:23,384 [GROWLING] 15 00:03:35,223 --> 00:03:37,087 [WHIRRING] 16 00:03:37,225 --> 00:03:38,571 [FLOORBOARDS CREAKING] 17 00:03:46,717 --> 00:03:48,581 [BEEPING] 18 00:03:56,071 --> 00:03:58,350 [♪♪♪] 19 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,297 [GROWLING] 20 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:25,377 [BUZZING] 21 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:38,424 [♪♪♪] 22 00:04:45,189 --> 00:04:46,708 [WHIRRING] 23 00:05:05,382 --> 00:05:07,211 [HAIR CLIPPERS BUZZING] 24 00:05:09,110 --> 00:05:10,974 Ew, Mom, I'm trying to eat breakfast. 25 00:05:11,112 --> 00:05:12,251 Almost done. 26 00:05:13,908 --> 00:05:15,737 Aw, your mustache is really coming in. 27 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:17,981 Mom![ELECTRICAL BUZZING] 28 00:05:19,948 --> 00:05:21,916 Phoebe!Ow! 29 00:05:23,469 --> 00:05:25,713 I'm bleeding! You made me bleed! 30 00:05:25,851 --> 00:05:28,060 You'll live. Phoebe! 31 00:05:28,198 --> 00:05:29,544 Oh! What are you doing? 32 00:05:29,682 --> 00:05:31,408 Neighbor's electricity is running out of phase. 33 00:05:31,546 --> 00:05:33,893 I tied in, bumped us up to 220.Take that off. 34 00:05:34,031 --> 00:05:35,136 Now I can run my lathe. 35 00:05:35,274 --> 00:05:37,276 And you didn't think to ask me? 36 00:05:37,414 --> 00:05:39,968 I mean, you just demonstrate zero aptitude for science. 37 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:42,246 Uh-huh, got it.You're better at other things. 38 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:44,525 Like quesadillas.My hair dryer. 39 00:05:44,663 --> 00:05:46,596 Your quesadillas are excellent.Thank you. 40 00:05:46,734 --> 00:05:48,045 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]Now what? 41 00:05:48,183 --> 00:05:49,737 TREVOR: Mom![SIGHS] 42 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:52,740 Really? You don't have legs?TREVOR: I'm not an adult. 43 00:05:55,259 --> 00:05:58,677 I'm literally driving to pick up a check right now. 44 00:05:58,815 --> 00:05:59,954 You win lottery? 45 00:06:00,092 --> 00:06:01,680 Kind of. My father died. 46 00:06:01,818 --> 00:06:03,406 Relax. I didn't even know him. 47 00:06:03,544 --> 00:06:04,855 I'm surprised he left me anything. 48 00:06:04,993 --> 00:06:06,339 Sounds like my father.Yeah? 49 00:06:06,478 --> 00:06:07,996 Did your dad abandon your family 50 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:10,136 and move to a farm in the middle of nowhere? 51 00:06:10,274 --> 00:06:11,897 No. 52 00:06:12,035 --> 00:06:13,657 Look, I... 53 00:06:13,795 --> 00:06:17,281 I know I have not been a reliable or consistent tenant. 54 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:19,594 But if you give me a week to settle loose ends, 55 00:06:19,732 --> 00:06:21,665 I'll be back with everything I owe. 56 00:06:21,803 --> 00:06:23,736 [THUD, LIGHTS CLICKING] 57 00:06:23,874 --> 00:06:25,876 I can fix that! 58 00:06:26,014 --> 00:06:27,257 Listen, 59 00:06:27,395 --> 00:06:29,293 I wait for you to leave, 60 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:31,468 then I change locks. 61 00:06:34,609 --> 00:06:37,440 [SHIRLEY ELLIS' "THE CLAPPING SONG" PLAYING] 62 00:06:40,719 --> 00:06:43,515 ♪ Three, six, nine The goose drank wine ♪ 63 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:46,345 ♪ The monkey chewed tobacco On the streetcar line ♪ 64 00:06:46,483 --> 00:06:49,037 ♪ The line broke The monkey got choked ♪ 65 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:51,695 ♪ The all went to heaven In a little rowboat ♪ 66 00:06:51,833 --> 00:06:54,353 ♪ Clap and pat Clap, pat ♪ 67 00:06:54,491 --> 00:06:55,941 ♪ Clap, pat ♪ 68 00:06:56,079 --> 00:06:58,253 ♪ Clap, slap Clap, pat ♪ 69 00:06:58,391 --> 00:07:01,325 ♪ Clap your hand Pat it on your partner's hand ♪ 70 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:02,810 ♪ Right hand ♪ 71 00:07:02,948 --> 00:07:04,397 ♪ Clap slap, clap your hand ♪ 72 00:07:04,536 --> 00:07:05,813 ♪ Slap your thigh ♪ 73 00:07:05,951 --> 00:07:07,849 ♪ And sing a little song, go ♪ 74 00:07:07,987 --> 00:07:12,992 ♪ My mother told me If I was goody ♪ 75 00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:15,961 ♪ That she would buy me... ♪ 76 00:07:16,099 --> 00:07:18,653 There it is. This is Summerville. 77 00:07:18,791 --> 00:07:20,517 This is where your grandfather lived. 78 00:07:20,655 --> 00:07:21,725 And died. 79 00:07:21,863 --> 00:07:24,038 Ah, come on. Not a single bar? 80 00:07:24,176 --> 00:07:26,109 There'd better be a bar.[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 81 00:07:26,247 --> 00:07:27,662 That's funny. 82 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,665 [♪♪♪] 83 00:07:41,918 --> 00:07:43,747 "Behold, 84 00:07:43,885 --> 00:07:46,405 "there was a great earthquake. 85 00:07:46,543 --> 00:07:48,718 "The sun became as black as cloth, 86 00:07:48,856 --> 00:07:50,513 "the seas boiled, 87 00:07:50,651 --> 00:07:52,825 "the moon became as blood, 88 00:07:52,963 --> 00:07:54,482 "the skies fell. 89 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:56,001 Revelation 6:12." 90 00:07:57,450 --> 00:07:59,107 That was normal. 91 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:01,869 Hey, maybe it's a good thing you never met your dad. 92 00:08:03,111 --> 00:08:05,666 [WEATHER VANE CREAKING] 93 00:08:12,914 --> 00:08:16,159 Great. You didn't tell us we inherited a murder house. 94 00:08:18,299 --> 00:08:20,335 And just think. 95 00:08:20,473 --> 00:08:22,510 Now all of this is ours. 96 00:08:33,901 --> 00:08:36,869 Pheebs, be a dear and break into your grandfather's house. 97 00:08:54,887 --> 00:08:56,717 [WIND WHISTLING] 98 00:08:58,995 --> 00:09:00,237 CALLIE: Nice. 99 00:09:05,035 --> 00:09:06,140 Oh, boy. 100 00:09:10,454 --> 00:09:11,317 [SCOFFS] 101 00:09:11,455 --> 00:09:13,043 Not a single photo. 102 00:09:24,365 --> 00:09:27,092 [♪♪♪] 103 00:09:29,301 --> 00:09:30,267 Rats. 104 00:09:34,133 --> 00:09:36,619 You gotta see the gold mine of junk I found out back. 105 00:09:36,757 --> 00:09:37,792 Great. 106 00:09:39,138 --> 00:09:40,968 Oh, my God, this is so much worse 107 00:09:41,106 --> 00:09:42,832 than I thought it was gonna be. 108 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:49,183 [RUMBLING] 109 00:09:55,396 --> 00:09:56,984 Under the dining table now! 110 00:09:59,538 --> 00:10:00,643 Phoebe. 111 00:10:02,472 --> 00:10:04,716 Remember that summer we died under a table? 112 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,994 Of course this place is built on a fault line. 113 00:10:07,132 --> 00:10:08,340 Probably just fracking. 114 00:10:08,478 --> 00:10:10,273 It's fracking annoying, is what it is. 115 00:10:11,792 --> 00:10:13,863 It's okay, we're only here for a week. 116 00:10:15,105 --> 00:10:17,383 Um, give or take. 117 00:10:19,972 --> 00:10:21,180 What does that mean? 118 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,529 It means we're staying. 119 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,566 TREVOR: You said we'd only be here for a week! 120 00:10:27,704 --> 00:10:30,327 Yeah, well, that was before we got evicted. 121 00:10:30,465 --> 00:10:31,915 You said you had money saved up. 122 00:10:32,053 --> 00:10:35,160 That was before I had children.Oh! 123 00:10:35,298 --> 00:10:37,438 To be fair, you've never been good with money. 124 00:10:37,576 --> 00:10:38,888 CALLIE: Thanks, Pheebs. 125 00:10:40,165 --> 00:10:41,442 [SIGHS] 126 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,066 What's that? 127 00:10:45,204 --> 00:10:46,412 How am I supposed to know? 128 00:10:48,552 --> 00:10:50,762 [DOOR OPENS] 129 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,246 Can I help you? 130 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,628 [♪♪♪] 131 00:10:58,459 --> 00:11:02,083 Um, hi. We're-- We're the, um-- The... 132 00:11:02,221 --> 00:11:03,740 This was my father's place. 133 00:11:07,537 --> 00:11:09,194 Hi. 134 00:11:09,332 --> 00:11:10,367 BOTH: Hi. 135 00:11:12,576 --> 00:11:15,062 I'm, uh, Janine Melnitz. We spoke on the phone. 136 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,442 I was your father's-- 137 00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:18,790 You know, we were friends. 138 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,653 Very sorry for your loss.It's okay. 139 00:11:20,792 --> 00:11:23,449 You knew him better than me. I should be sorry for your loss. 140 00:11:23,587 --> 00:11:25,624 I just tried to keep the bills paid on time, 141 00:11:25,762 --> 00:11:27,591 that kind of thing.Like a money manager? 142 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,939 Oh, there was no money to manage. 143 00:11:30,077 --> 00:11:32,113 He could barely keep the power on. 144 00:11:32,251 --> 00:11:33,632 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 145 00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:35,151 So he left us nothing? 146 00:11:35,289 --> 00:11:38,948 Well, I wouldn't say that. 147 00:11:39,086 --> 00:11:41,157 There is quite a bit of debt. 148 00:11:43,607 --> 00:11:46,334 Ms. Melnitz, I'm here to sign forms, 149 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:49,510 pack the silverware and leave with a rent check. 150 00:11:49,648 --> 00:11:52,099 Are you telling me this place is worthless? 151 00:11:52,237 --> 00:11:54,757 You mean, aside from the sentimental value? 152 00:11:54,895 --> 00:11:57,898 [THE SHIRELLE'S "BABY IT'S YOU" PLAYING] 153 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,667 ♪ Sha la la la la ♪ 154 00:12:08,805 --> 00:12:10,358 Are you going to that thing later? 155 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:12,602 Yeah, probably.Where's my order? 156 00:12:14,328 --> 00:12:16,537 I can't believe a place like this still exists. 157 00:12:16,675 --> 00:12:19,436 I can't believe we have to spend a summer in this heap. 158 00:12:19,574 --> 00:12:21,749 We have lives.You don't think I have a life? 159 00:12:21,887 --> 00:12:23,475 No. You're a mom. You live for us. 160 00:12:23,613 --> 00:12:24,752 [SCOFFS] 161 00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:28,963 ♪ Many nights roll by ♪ 162 00:12:29,101 --> 00:12:35,038 ♪ I sit alone at home And cry over you ♪ 163 00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:36,868 ♪ What can I do? ♪ 164 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,145 I'll be right back. 165 00:12:38,283 --> 00:12:40,457 ♪ Can't help myself ♪ 166 00:12:40,595 --> 00:12:42,080 Oh. 167 00:12:42,218 --> 00:12:44,530 ♪ When, baby, it's you ♪ 168 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:49,501 Hey. Maybe you will make a friend out here. 169 00:12:49,639 --> 00:12:51,883 Make them out of what?I'm serious. 170 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:55,369 A new home could be an opportunity to start fresh. 171 00:12:55,507 --> 00:12:56,888 Just keep an open mind. 172 00:12:58,061 --> 00:12:58,959 [COIN CLINKS] 173 00:13:01,513 --> 00:13:04,585 [OTIS RUSH'S "ALL YOUR LOVE [I MISS LOVING]" PLAYS] 174 00:13:10,694 --> 00:13:13,697 Two taters, three Spinners, grilled onions, one no cheese. 175 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,079 Lucky, there's-- There's something wrong with the meat. 176 00:13:16,217 --> 00:13:18,530 I don't feel so good, Lucky. Oh!There's something wrong. 177 00:13:18,668 --> 00:13:20,877 He's throwing up the meat! Heh-heh-heh! 178 00:13:21,015 --> 00:13:22,154 Cool place. 179 00:13:23,397 --> 00:13:24,570 Yeah, I'll use that. 180 00:13:25,882 --> 00:13:26,987 I don't own it. 181 00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:28,851 I know you don't own it. 182 00:13:28,989 --> 00:13:30,818 You look pretty young to own a business. 183 00:13:33,027 --> 00:13:36,582 I saw the sign out front. "Help wanted"? 184 00:13:38,308 --> 00:13:39,689 I-- I can be helpful. 185 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:45,074 Under experience, you put "friendly" with a smiley face? 186 00:13:45,212 --> 00:13:46,730 I didn't really know what to put. 187 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,457 I don't think "friendly" qualifies as an experience. 188 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,425 It's a quality, I guess. 189 00:13:54,704 --> 00:13:57,603 How old are you?Seventeen. 190 00:13:57,741 --> 00:14:00,054 Think you can put in a good word for me? 191 00:14:00,192 --> 00:14:01,814 I can tell them you have a pulse. 192 00:14:01,953 --> 00:14:03,092 My name's Trevor. 193 00:14:03,230 --> 00:14:05,646 BOTH: My name's Trevor. 194 00:14:05,784 --> 00:14:08,062 Dude, that was great.Dude, that was really cute. 195 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,823 You have a chance with her. You really do. 196 00:14:12,446 --> 00:14:13,585 Mmm. 197 00:14:14,689 --> 00:14:15,898 So where you heading? 198 00:14:16,036 --> 00:14:17,554 We're staying, actually. 199 00:14:17,692 --> 00:14:20,385 You know that farmhouse off the highway with the barn? 200 00:14:20,523 --> 00:14:22,387 Dirt? It was my father's. 201 00:14:22,525 --> 00:14:25,148 Dirt Farmer had a family? 202 00:14:25,286 --> 00:14:27,254 You knew my father?[SCOFFS] 203 00:14:27,392 --> 00:14:29,739 No one knew your father. 204 00:14:29,877 --> 00:14:31,775 Well, I'm sure he'll be missed. 205 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,363 Nope. 206 00:14:41,371 --> 00:14:42,269 Whoa! 207 00:14:43,684 --> 00:14:44,961 What's up, Casanova? 208 00:14:45,099 --> 00:14:46,618 [ALL LAUGHING] 209 00:14:58,526 --> 00:15:00,425 [WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY] 210 00:15:11,263 --> 00:15:14,128 [♪♪♪] 211 00:15:41,017 --> 00:15:42,881 [BOTTLES TINKLING]Ow. 212 00:15:48,128 --> 00:15:49,888 [COYOTE YIPS IN DISTANCE] 213 00:16:25,406 --> 00:16:26,752 [TREVOR SIGHS] 214 00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:27,995 Damn it. 215 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,762 [♪♪♪] 216 00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,040 [WHISPERS] What? 217 00:16:39,558 --> 00:16:41,698 CALLIE: Come on! Bus leaves in 15! 218 00:16:45,426 --> 00:16:48,326 [♪♪♪] 219 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,955 Hey, Pheebs, at school today, 220 00:16:57,093 --> 00:16:59,130 don't be afraid to just start a conversation. 221 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,097 Are you kidding? That's horrible advice. 222 00:17:01,235 --> 00:17:03,272 You're literally setting her up for failure. 223 00:17:03,410 --> 00:17:06,309 Hey, how are the jokes coming along? 224 00:17:06,447 --> 00:17:08,449 Why should you never trust atoms? 225 00:17:10,106 --> 00:17:12,143 Because they make up everything. 226 00:17:14,421 --> 00:17:15,767 That's funny.No, it's not. 227 00:17:15,905 --> 00:17:18,114 You can drop me off here.Are you embarrassed? 228 00:17:18,252 --> 00:17:19,633 Yeah. Bye. 229 00:17:24,224 --> 00:17:26,295 [HORN HONKS]CALLIE: Love you! 230 00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:32,163 That almost killed you.Yeah, with your face. 231 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:35,304 What's wrong? You love school.I love learning. 232 00:17:35,442 --> 00:17:38,100 This is a state-sponsored work camp for delinquents. 233 00:17:38,238 --> 00:17:42,587 Fine. You can help me scrape asbestos out of the attic. 234 00:17:42,725 --> 00:17:45,383 I'll take my chances with public education. 235 00:17:46,936 --> 00:17:48,593 Hey, don't be yourself. 236 00:17:53,045 --> 00:17:55,807 You okay?Ah, yeah. First day. 237 00:17:55,945 --> 00:17:58,154 Can you imagine who they've got teaching summer school? 238 00:17:58,292 --> 00:18:00,294 I can. I teach here. 239 00:18:00,432 --> 00:18:01,882 Oh, I'm so sorry. 240 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:04,229 No, it's okay. It's-- 241 00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:07,129 Most of the kids that go here, they're not very bright. 242 00:18:07,267 --> 00:18:08,544 Hey, Colin. 243 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,650 He's... 244 00:18:11,788 --> 00:18:13,790 I can kind of do whatever I want. 245 00:18:13,928 --> 00:18:15,067 Score. 246 00:18:15,206 --> 00:18:16,068 Right? Mm. 247 00:18:16,207 --> 00:18:17,553 Dream job. Mm-hm. 248 00:18:17,691 --> 00:18:18,968 [CHUCKLES] 249 00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:24,801 Good morning, class. How's everybody doing today? 250 00:18:24,939 --> 00:18:27,010 My name's Mr. Grooberson. 251 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,598 Um... 252 00:18:28,736 --> 00:18:29,875 I know. 253 00:18:30,013 --> 00:18:31,153 You don't wanna be here. 254 00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:32,602 I don't wanna be here either. 255 00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:34,915 Now, apparently, 256 00:18:35,053 --> 00:18:38,021 your, uh, school is still operating on VHS, 257 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,715 but, um, I found this gem in the teachers' lounge. 258 00:18:41,853 --> 00:18:43,234 It's great. It's called Cujo. 259 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,029 It's about a rabid Saint Bernard that-- 260 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,411 You know what? I don't wanna give too much away. 261 00:18:48,549 --> 00:18:51,173 But imagine Beethoven if he contracted rabies 262 00:18:51,311 --> 00:18:53,485 and just started mauling children. 263 00:18:53,623 --> 00:18:55,487 You'll get an idea. 264 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:56,868 Enjoy. 265 00:18:57,972 --> 00:19:00,043 [MUSIC PLAYING ON TV] 266 00:19:02,011 --> 00:19:05,773 [RECORDER CLICKS]Speeding. Three, two, one. 267 00:19:07,258 --> 00:19:09,087 She sits alone. 268 00:19:09,225 --> 00:19:12,539 An outcast, rejected by her peers. 269 00:19:12,677 --> 00:19:14,126 But what is her secret? 270 00:19:14,265 --> 00:19:16,681 Perhaps she's on the run. 271 00:19:18,027 --> 00:19:19,891 On the run... 272 00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:21,858 from herself. 273 00:19:21,996 --> 00:19:23,619 And go. 274 00:19:25,137 --> 00:19:27,105 Actually, my grandfather died. 275 00:19:27,243 --> 00:19:29,935 My mom says we're here to pick through the rubble of his life. 276 00:19:30,073 --> 00:19:34,077 So you're here to uncover the mystery of his death? 277 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,389 No. 278 00:19:35,527 --> 00:19:37,046 It was natural causes. 279 00:19:37,184 --> 00:19:41,223 Are you sure it wasn't unnatural causes? 280 00:19:41,361 --> 00:19:42,810 Yes. 281 00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:45,123 Pretty sure it was just a heart attack. 282 00:19:45,261 --> 00:19:48,022 Oh, the silent killer. 283 00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:51,819 I'm Phoebe. 284 00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:53,442 Oh, cool. Uh, I'm Podcast. 285 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:55,444 Why do people call you Podcast? 286 00:19:55,582 --> 00:19:58,550 Oh, I call myself Podcast. Because of my podcast. 287 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,760 [SCANNER BEEPS] 288 00:20:01,898 --> 00:20:05,592 Doing some painting?Mm, yeah. 289 00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:07,007 Whereabouts you staying? 290 00:20:07,145 --> 00:20:10,148 Um, that old apocalyptic ranch off of 99. 291 00:20:10,286 --> 00:20:11,908 It was my father's place. 292 00:20:12,046 --> 00:20:14,152 Dirt Farmer had a family? 293 00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:15,947 You all called him the Dirt Farmer? 294 00:20:16,085 --> 00:20:17,949 Meant nothing by it. 295 00:20:18,087 --> 00:20:21,884 Man spends every week working a piece of land... 296 00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:24,266 but never seeding, never watering, 297 00:20:24,404 --> 00:20:26,440 never growing a ding-dang thing. 298 00:20:26,578 --> 00:20:28,028 It's curious behavior. 299 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:30,686 Great customer though. 300 00:20:30,824 --> 00:20:33,205 He-- He bought some bizarre shit. 301 00:20:33,344 --> 00:20:35,829 [BEEPS]Yeah, that sounds like him. 302 00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:38,280 [DOG GROWLING, WOMAN WHIMPERING] 303 00:20:40,627 --> 00:20:42,732 [RUMBLING] 304 00:20:54,917 --> 00:20:56,574 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 305 00:20:59,887 --> 00:21:00,785 What is this? 306 00:21:02,442 --> 00:21:04,202 Hello. 307 00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:07,067 Um, you know, there's a highly entertaining movie 308 00:21:07,205 --> 00:21:09,345 about a killer dog happening right over there. 309 00:21:09,483 --> 00:21:12,831 Is this a seismic map?Yes. 310 00:21:12,969 --> 00:21:15,524 How did you know that?It's a map of seismic activity. 311 00:21:15,662 --> 00:21:17,698 Right. But--You're a seismologist? 312 00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:21,668 Does that seem so hard to believe? 313 00:21:21,806 --> 00:21:23,911 Figured you for a football coach. 314 00:21:24,981 --> 00:21:26,880 Oh. 315 00:21:27,018 --> 00:21:29,020 Um, thank you. 316 00:21:29,158 --> 00:21:31,781 These don't look tectonic or volcanic. 317 00:21:31,919 --> 00:21:33,231 [CHUCKLES] 318 00:21:33,369 --> 00:21:35,060 Okay, smarty. 319 00:21:35,198 --> 00:21:36,855 Here, check this out. 320 00:21:36,993 --> 00:21:39,548 This is a volcano, all right? 321 00:21:39,686 --> 00:21:43,414 It builds and crests. 322 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:46,382 But this is a tectonic earthquake. 323 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:50,006 Notice a little P-wave followed by a large S wave. 324 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,287 Yeah, I'm not an idiot. 325 00:21:55,426 --> 00:21:59,533 Clearly. Well, this is the pattern in Summerville. 326 00:21:59,671 --> 00:22:04,227 Large P-wave, small S wave. Like an explosion. 327 00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:06,954 Where is it coming from?I don't know. I don't know. 328 00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:09,647 I set up geophones, but I can't triangulate. 329 00:22:09,785 --> 00:22:11,994 Are you using three?Yeah. 330 00:22:12,132 --> 00:22:14,272 I know how many sides there are in a triangle. 331 00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:16,964 I just thought you were being obtuse. 332 00:22:20,968 --> 00:22:22,245 Was that a geometry joke? 333 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:25,145 Yes, that's why I winked.Ah. 334 00:22:25,283 --> 00:22:27,147 Uh, that's terrible. 335 00:22:27,285 --> 00:22:28,666 No, I loved it. 336 00:22:28,804 --> 00:22:31,185 Look at this. I mean, somehow, 337 00:22:31,323 --> 00:22:33,671 a town that isn't anywhere near a tectonic plate, 338 00:22:33,809 --> 00:22:37,122 that has no underground volcanic activity, no fault lines, 339 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:39,297 no fracking, no loud music even, 340 00:22:39,435 --> 00:22:41,126 is shaking on a daily basis. 341 00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:45,268 Maybe it's the apocalypse. 342 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:48,513 [THE NEWDAY'S "WAIT A MINUTE GIRL" PLAYING] 343 00:22:50,895 --> 00:22:54,761 Twenty-three, 24, 25. 344 00:22:54,899 --> 00:22:58,143 [TREVOR SHIVERING]Hey, no-skills. How's inventory? 345 00:22:58,281 --> 00:23:00,249 Oh, hey, how's it going? No, it's not good. 346 00:23:00,387 --> 00:23:01,664 It's not good at all. Um... 347 00:23:01,802 --> 00:23:04,115 Does everyone do this?Yeah, it's important. 348 00:23:04,253 --> 00:23:05,703 You okay? 349 00:23:05,841 --> 00:23:07,498 Your lips are literally blue. 350 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:08,878 Yeah, I'm fine. 351 00:23:09,016 --> 00:23:10,293 You should borrow my hoodie. 352 00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,019 No, it's fine. Seriously. 353 00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:13,435 It's really masculine. 354 00:23:13,573 --> 00:23:15,816 It's got a wolf on it. Trust me. 355 00:23:15,954 --> 00:23:17,197 Okay. 356 00:23:21,822 --> 00:23:23,652 I'm kind of surprised it fits me. 357 00:23:23,790 --> 00:23:25,516 Yeah, it's my boyfriend's, actually. 358 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,794 Oh.Back to inventory. 359 00:23:27,932 --> 00:23:30,141 [BOYS LAUGHING] 360 00:23:30,279 --> 00:23:33,247 Okay, we're speeding. Three, two, one. 361 00:23:33,385 --> 00:23:34,870 Uh, yeah, just introduce yourself 362 00:23:35,008 --> 00:23:37,010 and tell me what you ate for breakfast. 363 00:23:37,148 --> 00:23:39,115 Um, Phoebe. 364 00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:41,048 Toast. 365 00:23:41,186 --> 00:23:45,294 Okay, um, maybe a little more. Tell me a joke or something. 366 00:23:45,432 --> 00:23:47,641 A joke? Mm-hm. 367 00:23:49,747 --> 00:23:52,025 What do you call a dead polar bear? 368 00:23:52,163 --> 00:23:53,302 [GRUNTS SOFTLY] 369 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,960 Anything you want. 370 00:23:56,098 --> 00:23:57,651 It can't hear you now. 371 00:23:59,411 --> 00:24:00,999 [LAUGHS] 372 00:24:03,105 --> 00:24:05,417 Wow. That was funny. 373 00:24:05,556 --> 00:24:08,041 You're funny.It's a pretty hilarious joke. 374 00:24:08,179 --> 00:24:10,008 Fun fact: Did you know Summerville 375 00:24:10,146 --> 00:24:12,079 has more dead residents than living ones? 376 00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:14,599 Yeah, that's how cemeteries work. 377 00:24:14,737 --> 00:24:17,291 Wertheimers Hardware, run by the Illuminati. 378 00:24:17,429 --> 00:24:19,190 Lizard people.Lizard people? 379 00:24:19,328 --> 00:24:21,123 Jefferson, Einstein, Beyoncé? 380 00:24:21,261 --> 00:24:23,194 How do you think we got the pyramids? 381 00:24:23,332 --> 00:24:25,092 Slaves? Movie theater. 382 00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:26,508 That one's haunted. 383 00:24:26,646 --> 00:24:28,406 I don't believe in ghosts. 384 00:24:30,063 --> 00:24:32,479 What? How can you--? 385 00:24:32,617 --> 00:24:35,758 I mean, all the evidence! You don't believe in spirits? 386 00:24:35,896 --> 00:24:37,622 No. 387 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,867 I think we're all just kind of meat puppets. 388 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,077 There's something you need to see. 389 00:24:44,215 --> 00:24:45,388 I'll grab my wheels. 390 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:48,426 [♪♪♪] 391 00:24:53,811 --> 00:24:55,606 PHOEBE: Are we even allowed to be here? 392 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,539 Oh, yeah. Totally. 393 00:24:57,677 --> 00:24:59,368 The mine's been closed since the '40s. 394 00:24:59,506 --> 00:25:01,059 They just put all these signs up 395 00:25:01,197 --> 00:25:03,234 'cause of hazardous chemical leaks 396 00:25:03,372 --> 00:25:05,201 and on account of dynamite. 397 00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:08,515 I do this. Hmm. 398 00:25:14,728 --> 00:25:17,420 The whole town was basically a mining operation. 399 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:19,630 They bore out this mountain like a grapefruit 400 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:23,288 and smelted everything into cold-riveted selenium girders. 401 00:25:23,426 --> 00:25:24,945 Why would you make a steel beam 402 00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:27,499 out of an electro conductor like selenium? 403 00:25:28,949 --> 00:25:29,985 Right? 404 00:25:30,123 --> 00:25:31,503 Weird. 405 00:25:31,642 --> 00:25:33,920 Until one day, 406 00:25:34,058 --> 00:25:36,405 they were forced to close down the whole enchilada. 407 00:25:36,543 --> 00:25:37,613 Why? 408 00:25:39,270 --> 00:25:42,584 One by one, miners who had worked for years 409 00:25:42,722 --> 00:25:46,484 began leaping down the mine shaft to their death. 410 00:25:46,622 --> 00:25:48,313 They called it... 411 00:25:48,451 --> 00:25:51,075 [WHISPERS] the Shandorian curse. 412 00:26:13,476 --> 00:26:14,823 PHOEBE: Who built these? 413 00:26:14,961 --> 00:26:16,479 PODCAST: Depends who you believe. 414 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:19,172 One day, they just showed up without explanation. 415 00:26:22,244 --> 00:26:23,625 Cool. 416 00:26:26,938 --> 00:26:28,837 [SOCKET WRENCH CLICKING] 417 00:26:33,048 --> 00:26:35,567 [♪♪♪] 418 00:26:51,514 --> 00:26:53,620 What a shitbox. 419 00:26:56,140 --> 00:26:58,004 So, what's your podcast about? 420 00:26:58,142 --> 00:27:00,800 Oh, um, mostly mysteries and the unknown, 421 00:27:00,938 --> 00:27:02,422 uh, conspiracy theories, 422 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,562 the occasional restaurant review. 423 00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:07,392 Well, maybe I could check it out sometime. 424 00:27:07,530 --> 00:27:09,671 Really? Yeah. 425 00:27:15,746 --> 00:27:18,507 The show really finds its voice on Episode 46. 426 00:27:18,645 --> 00:27:20,164 Okay. 427 00:27:20,302 --> 00:27:21,717 Uh, hey. 428 00:27:21,855 --> 00:27:24,202 Look, this is totally cool if this is a no. 429 00:27:24,340 --> 00:27:25,790 Uh, zero "presh." 430 00:27:25,928 --> 00:27:28,620 Uh, but, um... 431 00:27:28,759 --> 00:27:30,692 do you wanna be my lab partner? 432 00:27:32,452 --> 00:27:35,627 Well, I don't think we're gonna be doing any labs, 433 00:27:35,766 --> 00:27:37,284 but yeah. 434 00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:39,045 Yeah, sure, I'd love to. 435 00:27:39,183 --> 00:27:41,254 Cool, cool. All right. 436 00:27:42,496 --> 00:27:43,739 Yeah. 437 00:27:45,258 --> 00:27:47,501 Well, this is me. 438 00:27:47,639 --> 00:27:49,262 The Dirt Farmer's house? 439 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,921 Yeah, he was my grandfather.No way, dude! 440 00:27:53,059 --> 00:27:55,544 So you're just gonna walk in?[PHONE BEEPS] 441 00:27:57,684 --> 00:28:00,135 Are you recording me?Yeah, just in case 442 00:28:00,273 --> 00:28:02,137 your body's pulled apart into tiny pieces 443 00:28:02,275 --> 00:28:04,346 by an unseen dark force. 444 00:28:06,693 --> 00:28:09,006 All right. Bye. 445 00:28:23,089 --> 00:28:26,092 [♪♪♪] 446 00:28:42,867 --> 00:28:45,180 [SOFTLY] Okay, so this is happening. 447 00:28:58,745 --> 00:29:00,574 [WHIRRING] 448 00:29:09,929 --> 00:29:11,171 Hello? 449 00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:43,721 [♪♪♪] 450 00:30:14,131 --> 00:30:15,718 [SNORING SOFTLY] 451 00:30:21,759 --> 00:30:23,726 [GASPS] 452 00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:26,798 [GROANS SOFTLY] 453 00:30:28,283 --> 00:30:30,906 [FLOORBOARD CREAKS] 454 00:31:13,569 --> 00:31:16,469 [♪♪♪] 455 00:31:23,786 --> 00:31:25,305 [WOMAN WHIMPERS, GRUNTING] 456 00:31:25,443 --> 00:31:27,342 [CHUCKY YELLS]WOMAN: No! 457 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,896 [SCREAMS] 458 00:31:30,034 --> 00:31:32,209 CHUCKY: Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play? 459 00:31:32,347 --> 00:31:33,935 [WOMAN SCREAMS, CHUCKY YELLING] 460 00:31:36,592 --> 00:31:37,835 [PODCAST SIGHS] 461 00:31:37,973 --> 00:31:40,562 I need to know what's lurking inside. 462 00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:44,014 No way. Killer replica.Totally. 463 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:46,671 A replica of what?A trap. 464 00:31:48,466 --> 00:31:49,433 A ghost trap. 465 00:31:52,608 --> 00:31:55,370 Seriously? How do you of all people not know about this? 466 00:31:55,508 --> 00:31:58,442 I'm ashamed.Oh, I was obsessed. 467 00:31:58,580 --> 00:32:01,928 New York in the '80s, it was like The Walking Dead. 468 00:32:02,066 --> 00:32:03,723 Then it just stopped? Mm-hm. 469 00:32:03,861 --> 00:32:06,588 I mean, there hasn't been a ghost sighting in 30 years. 470 00:32:08,107 --> 00:32:09,487 [TRAP CREAKS] 471 00:32:13,112 --> 00:32:14,354 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] 472 00:32:18,289 --> 00:32:19,463 Wait a minute. 473 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,569 This thing is real? 474 00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:24,088 Absolutely.Maybe. 475 00:32:25,365 --> 00:32:26,918 I found it in my living room. 476 00:32:27,057 --> 00:32:28,748 She lives on the Dirt Farm. 477 00:32:28,886 --> 00:32:30,508 Oh, the really spooky one? 478 00:32:30,646 --> 00:32:32,165 Yeah, the one that says "dirt" on it. 479 00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:35,927 What happened in New York? 480 00:32:36,066 --> 00:32:38,413 GROOBERSON: The whole city was freaking out. 481 00:32:38,551 --> 00:32:40,035 Then these physicists showed up 482 00:32:40,173 --> 00:32:41,899 with these portable proton accelerators 483 00:32:42,037 --> 00:32:43,901 and blew the roof off of a Manhattan high-rise. 484 00:32:44,039 --> 00:32:45,523 [CROWD CHEERING] 485 00:32:45,661 --> 00:32:48,733 [♪♪♪] 486 00:32:48,871 --> 00:32:50,701 None of this rings a bell? 487 00:32:50,839 --> 00:32:52,668 It happened 20 years before we were born. 488 00:32:52,806 --> 00:32:54,222 I believe it. 489 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,775 CROWD [CHANTING]: Ghostbusters! 490 00:32:55,913 --> 00:32:57,708 Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters! 491 00:32:59,675 --> 00:33:03,817 I mean, your, uh, dad never mentioned this? 492 00:33:03,955 --> 00:33:05,233 It's just my mom. 493 00:33:05,371 --> 00:33:07,476 Oh, just your mom. Oh. 494 00:33:07,614 --> 00:33:10,272 Um, cool. 495 00:33:10,410 --> 00:33:12,102 "Cool"? 496 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,242 I wonder if this still works. 497 00:33:15,691 --> 00:33:17,314 Should we open it? 498 00:33:19,868 --> 00:33:22,181 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 499 00:33:22,319 --> 00:33:25,184 [♪♪♪] 500 00:33:27,531 --> 00:33:28,808 Glasses. 501 00:33:28,946 --> 00:33:31,431 Two millimeters of plastic eye protection? 502 00:33:31,569 --> 00:33:32,777 Are you sure this is safe? 503 00:33:32,915 --> 00:33:33,951 Safe? 504 00:33:34,089 --> 00:33:35,987 Heh, no. 505 00:33:36,126 --> 00:33:37,161 No. 506 00:33:37,299 --> 00:33:38,783 History is safe. 507 00:33:38,921 --> 00:33:40,785 Geometry, that's safe. 508 00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:44,134 Science is all 509 00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:46,964 particle accelerators and hydrogen bombs. 510 00:33:47,102 --> 00:33:48,828 Science is giving yourself the plague 511 00:33:48,966 --> 00:33:50,761 and gambling on the cure. 512 00:33:50,899 --> 00:33:52,245 Science is reckless. 513 00:33:52,383 --> 00:33:54,799 Totally! Yes! It's punk rock. 514 00:33:54,937 --> 00:33:57,181 It's a safety pin through the nipple of academia. 515 00:33:57,319 --> 00:34:00,529 Ouch.Fire it up. 516 00:34:00,667 --> 00:34:02,083 [ENGINE STARTS] 517 00:34:02,221 --> 00:34:03,774 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] 518 00:34:06,397 --> 00:34:08,261 [SIGHS] 519 00:34:08,399 --> 00:34:10,229 I've always wanted to do this. 520 00:34:10,367 --> 00:34:12,886 [♪♪♪] 521 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,128 [GROWLS] 522 00:34:47,266 --> 00:34:48,439 [SCREAMS] 523 00:34:49,751 --> 00:34:52,650 [♪♪♪] 524 00:35:00,796 --> 00:35:01,694 [GHOST ROARS] 525 00:35:04,283 --> 00:35:06,216 Yes![CAR ALARMS BLARING] 526 00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:08,218 Uh... 527 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:10,323 we should probably get out of here. 528 00:35:10,461 --> 00:35:11,980 You're an adult. 529 00:35:12,118 --> 00:35:13,050 Yeah. 530 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,363 And liable. 531 00:35:16,709 --> 00:35:19,332 You know what this means, right? 532 00:35:19,470 --> 00:35:22,232 Your grandfather was a Ghostbuster. 533 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:24,061 Yes, I'm aware. 534 00:35:28,997 --> 00:35:31,896 [♪♪♪] 535 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:50,121 [RECORDER BEEPS]It has a door and windows, 536 00:35:50,260 --> 00:35:52,227 like any ordinary house. 537 00:35:52,365 --> 00:35:54,022 But the distinct smell of evil... 538 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,886 [SNIFFS] 539 00:35:56,024 --> 00:35:57,784 [WHISPERS] ...is prominent. 540 00:35:57,922 --> 00:35:59,130 What are you doing? 541 00:35:59,269 --> 00:36:01,719 Oh, um, giving a little color. 542 00:36:01,857 --> 00:36:03,204 Setting the mood. 543 00:36:03,342 --> 00:36:05,206 It's creepy. I dig it. 544 00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:11,073 Wow. 545 00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:12,523 Cool. 546 00:36:14,076 --> 00:36:17,390 Whoa. Aztec death whistle. 547 00:36:17,528 --> 00:36:19,530 It's designed to ward off evil spirits. 548 00:36:19,668 --> 00:36:21,394 It's got a really horrifying sound-- 549 00:36:21,532 --> 00:36:23,672 [WHISTLE SCREECHING] 550 00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:26,261 What--? 551 00:36:28,332 --> 00:36:30,265 Um, what the hell is that? 552 00:36:30,403 --> 00:36:32,302 Aztec death whistle. Can I keep it? 553 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,683 Yes, please. Just don't do that again. 554 00:36:37,134 --> 00:36:38,584 Hi. 555 00:36:38,722 --> 00:36:39,826 Hello again. 556 00:36:41,483 --> 00:36:43,416 You brought them home. 557 00:36:44,728 --> 00:36:47,040 It's a service I provide.Are--? 558 00:36:47,178 --> 00:36:49,767 Well, I'm also an escort.Mmm...? 559 00:36:49,905 --> 00:36:51,976 That came out wrong.Kind of-- Yep. 560 00:36:52,114 --> 00:36:53,771 The truth is, I've always wondered 561 00:36:53,909 --> 00:36:56,671 what lurked inside this haunt box. 562 00:36:56,809 --> 00:36:59,156 Right. Well, the only thing lurking inside here 563 00:36:59,294 --> 00:37:00,985 is my slowly dying soul. 564 00:37:01,123 --> 00:37:02,677 Is that what that smell is? 565 00:37:02,815 --> 00:37:05,369 Well, it's not dinner, so... 566 00:37:05,507 --> 00:37:06,922 Well, all right. 567 00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:08,441 [GROOBERSON & CALLIE CHUCKLE] 568 00:37:08,579 --> 00:37:12,169 Um, would you...Sure. 569 00:37:12,307 --> 00:37:14,136 ...like...? Yeah. 570 00:37:14,275 --> 00:37:15,828 I don't have any food. 571 00:37:15,966 --> 00:37:17,070 It's fine. Okay, tour. 572 00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:18,417 Great.Great. 573 00:37:19,935 --> 00:37:21,661 CALLIE: Here's the dining room. 574 00:37:25,907 --> 00:37:28,392 I think Grooberson's trying to bone your mom. 575 00:37:31,292 --> 00:37:32,396 Oh. 576 00:37:33,639 --> 00:37:35,296 That doesn't bother you? 577 00:37:35,434 --> 00:37:37,194 No, of course it bothers me. 578 00:37:37,332 --> 00:37:40,715 I just don't exhibit emotions the same way everyone else does. 579 00:37:40,853 --> 00:37:42,958 Inside, I'm vomiting. 580 00:37:47,618 --> 00:37:48,481 Wait. 581 00:37:49,965 --> 00:37:51,519 Isn't this what we saw earlier? 582 00:37:57,628 --> 00:38:01,011 "The Sumerians believed in a land of the dead, 583 00:38:01,149 --> 00:38:05,912 "a dark and shadowy realm within the bowels of the earth. 584 00:38:06,050 --> 00:38:11,090 "The souls of the dead are ruled by a mighty god, Gozer, 585 00:38:11,228 --> 00:38:14,576 "and protected by a powerful Gatekeeper 586 00:38:14,714 --> 00:38:18,028 "and Keymaster, in order that Gozer might rise up 587 00:38:18,166 --> 00:38:20,410 "and walk the human plane again. 588 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:24,793 The Gatekeeper and Keymaster must assume the form of beasts." 589 00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:28,935 What did we let out? 590 00:38:29,073 --> 00:38:32,560 [FUNKADELIC'S "CAN YOU GET TO THAT" PLAYING] 591 00:38:32,698 --> 00:38:34,424 Yum. 592 00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,253 Has this ever been cleaned before? 593 00:38:36,391 --> 00:38:37,737 Not by me. 594 00:38:37,875 --> 00:38:39,946 We're heading up the mountain. 595 00:38:41,776 --> 00:38:42,708 You coming? 596 00:38:56,238 --> 00:39:02,313 ♪ I once had a life Or rather, life had me ♪ 597 00:39:02,452 --> 00:39:05,627 ♪ I was one among many ♪ 598 00:39:05,765 --> 00:39:09,148 ♪ Or at least I seemed to be ♪ 599 00:39:09,286 --> 00:39:12,600 ♪ Well, I read An old quotation ♪ 600 00:39:12,738 --> 00:39:15,775 ♪ In a book just yesterday ♪ 601 00:39:15,913 --> 00:39:18,985 ♪ Said, "Gonna reap Just what you sow ♪ 602 00:39:19,123 --> 00:39:22,092 ♪ The debts you make You have to pay" ♪ 603 00:39:22,230 --> 00:39:23,818 [♪♪♪] 604 00:39:23,956 --> 00:39:27,580 Rivers are like the moms of canyons. 605 00:39:27,718 --> 00:39:29,789 Basically, when you think about it. 606 00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:34,656 [WIND WHISTLING] 607 00:39:34,794 --> 00:39:36,417 [BOARDS CREAKING] 608 00:39:37,590 --> 00:39:38,971 [TREVOR EXHALES SHARPLY] 609 00:39:40,455 --> 00:39:41,905 [SIGHS] 610 00:39:47,082 --> 00:39:48,774 [SIGHS][CHUCKLES] 611 00:39:50,258 --> 00:39:52,156 Why'd you bring me up here? 612 00:39:54,158 --> 00:39:55,884 Entertainment value. 613 00:39:56,022 --> 00:39:57,886 Can you juggle? 614 00:39:58,024 --> 00:40:01,890 [GUNSHOT][ALL CHUCKLE] 615 00:40:02,028 --> 00:40:04,445 BOY: It's not funny.What are you doing here 616 00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:05,998 in Summerville anyway? 617 00:40:08,690 --> 00:40:11,797 Honestly, my mom won't say it, but we're broke. 618 00:40:11,935 --> 00:40:14,696 We got evicted, and the only thing that's left in our name 619 00:40:14,834 --> 00:40:16,698 is this creepy, old farmhouse our grandfather left us 620 00:40:16,836 --> 00:40:18,976 in the middle of nowhere. 621 00:40:19,114 --> 00:40:21,013 No offense. 622 00:40:21,151 --> 00:40:23,153 I'm not offended. 623 00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:25,120 This place is a dump. 624 00:40:27,502 --> 00:40:28,814 Then why do you live here? 625 00:40:28,952 --> 00:40:31,679 I'm fourth-generation dump, so... 626 00:40:31,817 --> 00:40:32,818 Oh. 627 00:40:35,648 --> 00:40:37,339 You think you'll ever leave? 628 00:40:39,652 --> 00:40:43,345 I mean, if I don't, what does that say about me? 629 00:40:43,484 --> 00:40:46,003 You don't have a car.[CHUCKLES] 630 00:40:47,073 --> 00:40:49,075 What the hell? Get out. 631 00:40:49,213 --> 00:40:51,768 [♪♪♪] 632 00:40:51,906 --> 00:40:53,010 [LOW RUMBLING] 633 00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,427 What is that? 634 00:40:56,566 --> 00:40:57,428 I don't know. 635 00:40:57,567 --> 00:41:02,054 GHOST: Gozer. 636 00:41:11,304 --> 00:41:12,720 What was that? 637 00:41:12,858 --> 00:41:14,653 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 638 00:41:16,309 --> 00:41:17,828 [ALL LAUGHING] 639 00:41:19,796 --> 00:41:21,176 BOY: It's not funny. 640 00:41:23,316 --> 00:41:25,284 GROOBERSON: What is this? 641 00:41:25,422 --> 00:41:28,529 That's a map.Yeah, I know it's a-- 642 00:41:28,667 --> 00:41:31,186 A map. But this... 643 00:41:31,324 --> 00:41:34,224 This thing's ancient. It's written in a kind of cuneiform. 644 00:41:34,362 --> 00:41:36,537 Oh, yeah? 645 00:41:36,675 --> 00:41:38,435 This is Summerville. 646 00:41:38,573 --> 00:41:40,644 That doesn't make sense.No, not at all. 647 00:41:40,782 --> 00:41:43,474 Summerville's not even 100 years old, but this is written 648 00:41:43,613 --> 00:41:45,235 in a language from thousands of years ago. 649 00:41:45,373 --> 00:41:47,755 For all I know, that's the language he spoke. 650 00:41:48,894 --> 00:41:50,723 That's it? 651 00:41:50,861 --> 00:41:52,449 You don't think this is incredible 652 00:41:52,587 --> 00:41:54,589 and bizarre and fascinating? 653 00:41:56,936 --> 00:41:57,903 Can I have this? 654 00:41:58,041 --> 00:41:59,594 Yeah, sure. Weirdo. 655 00:41:59,732 --> 00:42:02,079 That's how it starts. First there's a map. 656 00:42:02,217 --> 00:42:03,771 Then you move into a haunted house. 657 00:42:03,909 --> 00:42:06,912 Then everyone's calling you the Dirt Farmer. 658 00:42:07,050 --> 00:42:09,293 What about Phoebe? Think she'd want any of this? 659 00:42:09,431 --> 00:42:12,642 Oh, I'm sure Phoebe will find something. 660 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,436 [WHIRRING] 661 00:42:14,575 --> 00:42:18,440 [♪♪♪] 662 00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:21,064 [GROOBERSON SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY, THEN CALLIE LAUGHS] 663 00:42:51,473 --> 00:42:52,613 [SIGHS] 664 00:43:02,243 --> 00:43:03,382 Hello? 665 00:43:09,457 --> 00:43:11,493 [MACHINE POWERING UP] 666 00:43:15,325 --> 00:43:16,498 [LIGHT RATTLING] 667 00:43:26,025 --> 00:43:27,475 [LATCH CLICKS] 668 00:43:46,459 --> 00:43:49,359 [♪♪♪] 669 00:44:12,175 --> 00:44:13,279 [GASPS] 670 00:44:59,774 --> 00:45:02,225 Two of the CRT emitters are missing. 671 00:45:05,780 --> 00:45:07,333 [TOOLS RATTLE] 672 00:45:09,370 --> 00:45:10,578 Thanks. 673 00:45:26,663 --> 00:45:29,770 How on earth did you build such a small cyclotron? 674 00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:34,567 Got it. You're a genius. 675 00:45:38,606 --> 00:45:40,159 Needle-nose pliers? 676 00:45:49,272 --> 00:45:52,206 Are you troubled by strange noises in the night? 677 00:45:52,344 --> 00:45:53,966 Do you experience feelings of dread 678 00:45:54,104 --> 00:45:55,381 in your basement or attic? 679 00:45:55,519 --> 00:45:57,004 PETER: Have you or any of your family 680 00:45:57,142 --> 00:45:58,729 ever seen a spook, specter or ghost? 681 00:45:58,868 --> 00:46:00,007 RAY: If the answer is yes, 682 00:46:00,145 --> 00:46:01,663 don't wait another minute. 683 00:46:01,802 --> 00:46:04,045 Call the professionals.ALL: Ghostbusters. 684 00:46:04,183 --> 00:46:06,945 Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day 685 00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:09,361 to serve all your supernatural elimination needs. 686 00:46:09,499 --> 00:46:11,052 ALL: We're ready to believe you. 687 00:46:11,190 --> 00:46:13,089 Hey, you're awake. 688 00:46:13,227 --> 00:46:15,298 What are you up to? 689 00:46:15,436 --> 00:46:16,644 Experiments. 690 00:46:16,782 --> 00:46:18,749 Ugh, lame. 691 00:46:18,888 --> 00:46:21,062 Oh, you found popcorn. 692 00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:24,583 What kind of scientist was Grandpa? 693 00:46:24,721 --> 00:46:26,757 The kind that repels loved ones. 694 00:46:28,207 --> 00:46:30,934 Maybe a physicist?Sure. 695 00:46:31,072 --> 00:46:34,696 So tomorrow I was thinking of grabbing dinner with Gary. 696 00:46:36,388 --> 00:46:37,251 Who's Gary? 697 00:46:37,389 --> 00:46:38,977 Mr. Grooberson. 698 00:46:40,116 --> 00:46:42,773 His name is Gary Grooberson? 699 00:46:42,912 --> 00:46:44,879 You have a date with Gary Grooberson. 700 00:46:45,017 --> 00:46:46,329 It's just dinner. 701 00:46:46,467 --> 00:46:47,951 Good night, Phoebe. 702 00:46:49,642 --> 00:46:50,851 Don't be yourself. 703 00:46:50,989 --> 00:46:52,404 [CHUCKLES] 704 00:46:56,649 --> 00:46:57,685 [MOUSEPAD CLICKS] 705 00:47:02,103 --> 00:47:04,623 [♪♪♪] 706 00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:20,950 Welcome to Rust City. 707 00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:23,711 This is where they processed all the raw selenium? 708 00:47:23,849 --> 00:47:24,919 Yeah, I guess. 709 00:47:27,128 --> 00:47:28,405 [GRUNTS] 710 00:47:31,374 --> 00:47:32,444 Cool. 711 00:47:33,894 --> 00:47:35,240 How'd you know how to fix it? 712 00:47:35,378 --> 00:47:37,414 I mean, no offense, but you are 12. 713 00:47:37,552 --> 00:47:40,590 I kind of met my grandfather last night. 714 00:47:40,728 --> 00:47:42,833 He showed me what to do. 715 00:47:42,972 --> 00:47:46,216 No way. Was he, like, howling and clanking chains? 716 00:47:46,354 --> 00:47:49,254 No. That would've been weird.Oh. 717 00:47:49,392 --> 00:47:50,531 Switch me on. 718 00:47:58,435 --> 00:48:00,403 [PROTON PACK POWERING UP] 719 00:48:16,419 --> 00:48:18,110 [BEEPING SOFTLY] 720 00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:20,664 [SIGHS] 721 00:48:23,391 --> 00:48:24,289 [SIGHS] 722 00:48:31,537 --> 00:48:33,401 [HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING] 723 00:48:39,787 --> 00:48:41,754 Safety's off. 724 00:48:41,892 --> 00:48:42,963 [RECORDER BEEPS] 725 00:48:43,101 --> 00:48:44,516 Her feet are planted. 726 00:48:44,654 --> 00:48:46,276 Her face is poised. 727 00:48:46,414 --> 00:48:48,278 Will this be the moment of her death? 728 00:48:48,416 --> 00:48:50,177 [WHISPERS] Nobody knows. 729 00:48:57,839 --> 00:48:59,289 Yeah! 730 00:48:59,427 --> 00:49:00,290 [LAUGHS] 731 00:49:00,428 --> 00:49:01,636 Whoo! 732 00:49:06,538 --> 00:49:09,679 Oh, my gosh. 733 00:49:09,817 --> 00:49:11,853 That is the best thing I've ever seen. 734 00:49:11,992 --> 00:49:13,510 [SHUTTER CLICKS] 735 00:49:17,859 --> 00:49:18,999 Did I hit it? 736 00:49:20,931 --> 00:49:23,279 You didn't hit it. You destroyed it! 737 00:49:23,417 --> 00:49:26,385 It doesn't even exist anymore! 738 00:49:26,523 --> 00:49:27,766 My turn. 739 00:49:27,904 --> 00:49:29,871 [GHOST GROWLS, THEN GROANING] 740 00:49:33,082 --> 00:49:34,876 What was that? 741 00:49:35,015 --> 00:49:37,569 Probably a pigeon or something. Give me the gun. 742 00:49:37,707 --> 00:49:40,020 [GROWLING, RUMBLING] 743 00:49:41,297 --> 00:49:43,023 What is that? 744 00:49:44,886 --> 00:49:46,026 Come on. 745 00:49:48,131 --> 00:49:49,546 PODCAST:Hold on. 746 00:49:49,684 --> 00:49:51,238 [GRUNTING SOFTLY] 747 00:49:51,376 --> 00:49:53,688 PHOEBE: You coming?I'm coming. 748 00:49:54,793 --> 00:49:56,036 [DOOR CLANGS OPEN] 749 00:50:09,463 --> 00:50:10,878 [DOOR SLAMS] 750 00:50:11,016 --> 00:50:12,569 [PODCAST GASPS] 751 00:50:12,707 --> 00:50:15,607 [♪♪♪] 752 00:50:17,367 --> 00:50:19,887 I gotta come back here for my Halloween episode. 753 00:50:45,050 --> 00:50:48,260 [HIGH-PITCHED WAIL, THEN GRUNTING] 754 00:51:00,238 --> 00:51:02,274 [WAILING IN DISTANCE] 755 00:51:03,620 --> 00:51:05,760 [GHOST GRUNTING] 756 00:51:05,898 --> 00:51:07,417 [DOOR CREAKS OPEN] 757 00:51:07,555 --> 00:51:09,626 [GHOST CHOMPING, GRUNTING] 758 00:51:15,356 --> 00:51:16,668 [SOFTLY] It's a ghost. 759 00:51:18,359 --> 00:51:21,397 A-aren't you just a little bit freaked out right now? 760 00:51:21,535 --> 00:51:23,847 Overstimulation calms me. 761 00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:31,131 [METAL CLANGS] 762 00:51:32,684 --> 00:51:33,892 [GRUNTS] 763 00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:44,489 [ZIPPER UNZIPS][GHOST WAILS] 764 00:51:44,627 --> 00:51:47,008 [CHUCKLES, THEN GRUNTING] 765 00:51:49,942 --> 00:51:52,980 Okay, okay, okay.What's that for? 766 00:51:53,118 --> 00:51:54,119 I have a plan. 767 00:51:54,257 --> 00:51:55,914 Wait! 768 00:51:56,052 --> 00:51:57,640 [WHISTLE SCREECHING][GASPS] 769 00:52:04,509 --> 00:52:05,682 [ROARS] 770 00:52:05,820 --> 00:52:07,305 [BOTH WHIMPERING] 771 00:52:11,585 --> 00:52:13,587 [SIGHS][PROTON PACK POWERS UP] 772 00:52:14,898 --> 00:52:16,417 [WAILING] 773 00:52:21,042 --> 00:52:22,527 Get the trap!Okay. 774 00:52:22,665 --> 00:52:25,288 [♪♪♪] 775 00:52:25,426 --> 00:52:27,083 [GHOST GRUNTING] 776 00:52:36,196 --> 00:52:37,956 I got him! 777 00:52:38,094 --> 00:52:39,233 Quick! 778 00:52:40,752 --> 00:52:43,203 Nuggets! Aah!Catch him! 779 00:52:43,341 --> 00:52:45,032 [ROARING] 780 00:52:49,899 --> 00:52:51,487 [SCREECHES] 781 00:52:56,181 --> 00:52:58,079 [SOCKET WRENCH CLICKING] 782 00:53:00,668 --> 00:53:02,014 [SIGHS] 783 00:53:06,329 --> 00:53:07,710 [SIGHS] 784 00:53:09,367 --> 00:53:10,782 Okay. 785 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,956 [IGNITION CLICKING] 786 00:53:14,303 --> 00:53:16,236 Ugh, come on! 787 00:53:16,374 --> 00:53:17,651 [SIGHS] 788 00:53:19,653 --> 00:53:21,655 Come on, you can do this.[ENGINE SPUTTERS] 789 00:53:23,588 --> 00:53:25,314 [SIGHS] 790 00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:26,694 Come on, darling. 791 00:53:26,832 --> 00:53:29,766 [IGNITION CLICKS, THEN ENGINE SPUTTERING] 792 00:53:31,803 --> 00:53:33,356 [ENGINE RUMBLES] 793 00:53:33,494 --> 00:53:34,392 Yes! 794 00:53:38,465 --> 00:53:41,330 [BUZZCOCKS' "BOREDOM" PLAYING] 795 00:53:47,750 --> 00:53:49,476 Yes! 796 00:53:49,614 --> 00:53:52,996 ♪ Well, I say what I mean ♪ 797 00:53:53,134 --> 00:53:55,413 ♪ I say what comes to my mind ♪ 798 00:53:55,551 --> 00:53:58,139 ♪ I never get around To things ♪ 799 00:53:58,278 --> 00:54:00,176 ♪ I'm living A straight, straight line ♪ 800 00:54:00,314 --> 00:54:02,385 ♪ You know me I'm acting dumb ♪ 801 00:54:02,523 --> 00:54:04,698 ♪ You know the scene Very humdrum ♪ 802 00:54:04,836 --> 00:54:08,253 ♪ Boredom, boredom ♪ 803 00:54:08,391 --> 00:54:09,841 Shit! 804 00:54:13,016 --> 00:54:14,121 ♪ Boredom ♪ 805 00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:21,128 [BRAKES SQUEAL] 806 00:54:23,682 --> 00:54:26,029 [PANTING] 807 00:54:26,167 --> 00:54:27,065 Hey. 808 00:54:29,309 --> 00:54:30,310 Hey. 809 00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:33,485 This is Podcast. 810 00:54:33,623 --> 00:54:35,073 He-- He's my friend. 811 00:54:35,211 --> 00:54:37,317 You have a friend?You have a car? 812 00:54:38,387 --> 00:54:39,422 Yeah, it's a Cadillac. 813 00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:41,424 Hey, dude. We need a ride. 814 00:54:41,562 --> 00:54:43,737 Do you know how to drive?PHOEBE: He doesn't. 815 00:54:43,875 --> 00:54:46,326 He failed his driver's test three times. 816 00:54:46,464 --> 00:54:47,637 Get in the back. 817 00:54:52,677 --> 00:54:54,817 CALLIE: Thank you.It sounds crazy, 818 00:54:54,955 --> 00:54:57,440 but Oklahoma never had earthquakes. For centuries. 819 00:54:57,578 --> 00:55:00,961 But then, between 2010 and 2016, they had like a thousand. 820 00:55:01,099 --> 00:55:02,272 Oh, jeez, what happened? 821 00:55:02,411 --> 00:55:04,827 Oil and gas, that's what happened. 822 00:55:04,965 --> 00:55:07,208 Yeah, they started pumping millions of gallons 823 00:55:07,347 --> 00:55:10,384 of salinated water deep into the Arbuckle Formation. 824 00:55:10,522 --> 00:55:12,213 And then the porous limestone... 825 00:55:15,078 --> 00:55:17,115 Are you drunk? Or are you just really bored? 826 00:55:17,253 --> 00:55:19,393 Because I think I can see you falling asleep. 827 00:55:19,531 --> 00:55:22,396 Uh, I just have, uh, an allergy to science. 828 00:55:22,534 --> 00:55:24,743 Uh-huh. Have you tried Benadryl? 829 00:55:24,881 --> 00:55:27,263 I've tried, um, whiskey.It's better than Benadryl. 830 00:55:27,401 --> 00:55:30,473 But science is amazing. Science is pure. 831 00:55:30,611 --> 00:55:32,579 It's an absolute. 832 00:55:32,717 --> 00:55:34,753 I mean, it's an answer to all the madness. 833 00:55:36,030 --> 00:55:37,446 Why don't you like science? 834 00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:40,725 Was, uh-- Was Phoebe's dad a scientist, or...? 835 00:55:40,863 --> 00:55:42,934 Oh, gross. No.No? 836 00:55:43,072 --> 00:55:44,867 I'm making an assumption. 837 00:55:46,696 --> 00:55:48,595 What's his deal? 838 00:55:48,733 --> 00:55:50,597 Honestly, I don't... It doesn't matter. 839 00:55:50,735 --> 00:55:54,221 He was fine with Trevor, but with Phoebe, he just really-- 840 00:55:54,359 --> 00:55:56,396 He couldn't connect with her, so... 841 00:55:56,534 --> 00:55:59,709 Right. Well, he sounds like a royal dirtbag. 842 00:55:59,847 --> 00:56:02,056 Oh, no, he was actually just a very ordinary dirtbag. 843 00:56:02,194 --> 00:56:06,475 Well, hey, at least, uh, Phoebe turned out okay, right? 844 00:56:06,613 --> 00:56:08,200 I hope so. 845 00:56:08,338 --> 00:56:09,616 I don't know. 846 00:56:09,754 --> 00:56:11,825 She really keeps me on the outside. 847 00:56:11,963 --> 00:56:16,070 She's just an awkward, nerdy kid, but she's awesome. 848 00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:18,141 I think she's great. 849 00:56:18,279 --> 00:56:20,454 I think you're great. You're a great mom. 850 00:56:20,592 --> 00:56:22,249 Yeah. You showed up. You win. 851 00:56:23,561 --> 00:56:25,114 I just wish she'd relax, you know? 852 00:56:25,252 --> 00:56:28,358 Just get into some trouble.There's plenty of time for that. 853 00:56:28,497 --> 00:56:30,153 Maybe she'll take up pole dancing. 854 00:56:30,291 --> 00:56:34,019 She's not very coordinated.Oh, I don't think that matters. 855 00:56:34,157 --> 00:56:36,574 [♪♪♪] 856 00:56:40,094 --> 00:56:41,855 So, what the hell is going on? 857 00:56:41,993 --> 00:56:44,305 In the 1980s, New York City was attacked. 858 00:56:44,444 --> 00:56:46,549 I know the Manhattan ghost stories. 859 00:56:46,687 --> 00:56:49,000 The stories are real.Yeah, and so were the guys 860 00:56:49,138 --> 00:56:51,105 who climbed a building and saved the world 861 00:56:51,243 --> 00:56:53,487 and fought back an invading army of the undead. 862 00:56:53,625 --> 00:56:56,110 Not to mention a 100-foot marshmallow man. 863 00:56:59,251 --> 00:57:01,599 Our grandfather was Egon Spengler. 864 00:57:01,737 --> 00:57:03,014 He was a Ghostbuster. 865 00:57:03,152 --> 00:57:04,843 DISPATCHER [OVER RADIO]: All units, 866 00:57:04,981 --> 00:57:07,467 we're getting reports of, well, some kind of animal 867 00:57:07,605 --> 00:57:10,021 taking a bite out of Steve Fletcher's truck. 868 00:57:10,159 --> 00:57:12,506 Apparently, he almost took the whole tailgate off? 869 00:57:12,644 --> 00:57:14,715 Muncher.Muncher. 870 00:57:14,853 --> 00:57:17,753 [♪♪♪] 871 00:57:36,634 --> 00:57:39,326 What should I be looking for?Evidence. 872 00:57:55,031 --> 00:57:56,688 Can you stop breathing in my ear? 873 00:57:56,826 --> 00:57:58,276 No. 874 00:57:58,414 --> 00:57:59,898 You guys, this is kind of stupid. 875 00:58:00,036 --> 00:58:02,556 Are you sure you didn't see, like, a raccoon 876 00:58:02,694 --> 00:58:05,145 or, like, a possum? 877 00:58:05,283 --> 00:58:06,180 There! 878 00:58:06,318 --> 00:58:07,630 [SNORTS, CHOMPING] 879 00:58:10,737 --> 00:58:12,048 Is that a--? 880 00:58:12,186 --> 00:58:13,878 PODCAST: Free-floating metal muncher. 881 00:58:14,016 --> 00:58:15,017 Definitely Class Five. 882 00:58:15,155 --> 00:58:17,191 Okay, uh, what do we do? 883 00:58:17,329 --> 00:58:19,021 [WHISPERS] Let's get him. 884 00:58:19,159 --> 00:58:20,505 What? 885 00:58:20,643 --> 00:58:21,851 Let me get a photo first. 886 00:58:25,234 --> 00:58:26,373 Guys? 887 00:58:26,511 --> 00:58:27,857 TREVOR: Whoa, whoa, whoa![GASPS] 888 00:58:29,376 --> 00:58:31,412 Whoa. It has a gunner seat? 889 00:58:38,247 --> 00:58:39,766 [WHIMPERS SOFTLY] 890 00:58:39,904 --> 00:58:41,319 [CREAKS][ROARS] 891 00:58:43,079 --> 00:58:44,425 Go, go, go![PROTON PACK POWERING UP] 892 00:58:44,564 --> 00:58:46,600 [TIRES SCREECHING]Whoa! 893 00:58:46,738 --> 00:58:49,603 [♪♪♪] 894 00:58:52,572 --> 00:58:53,814 [MUNCHER GRUNTING] 895 00:58:53,952 --> 00:58:55,471 [PROTON GUN BEEPING] 896 00:58:55,609 --> 00:58:56,748 [WAILS] 897 00:59:01,719 --> 00:59:03,030 PODCAST: Whoa![GASPS] 898 00:59:12,246 --> 00:59:13,765 [SCREAMS] 899 00:59:14,939 --> 00:59:16,975 [GRUNTS][WAILING] 900 00:59:20,289 --> 00:59:21,704 [LAUGHING] 901 00:59:22,912 --> 00:59:23,775 What the--? 902 00:59:27,123 --> 00:59:29,470 [GRUNTING] 903 00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:30,886 Uh... 904 00:59:31,024 --> 00:59:32,784 [ENGINE REVVING] 905 00:59:34,165 --> 00:59:35,787 [BREATHING DEEPLY] 906 00:59:38,687 --> 00:59:39,688 [GROANING] 907 00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:42,276 Yes!Trap him! 908 00:59:57,809 --> 01:00:00,260 Okay. Okay. Here we go. 909 01:00:05,921 --> 01:00:07,301 [HORN HONKING] 910 01:00:07,439 --> 01:00:08,993 [ROARS] 911 01:00:09,131 --> 01:00:10,339 Come on, keep it straight. 912 01:00:10,477 --> 01:00:11,961 You try driving this thing.[SIGHS] 913 01:00:15,655 --> 01:00:17,173 Left, left, left![GRUNTING] 914 01:00:17,311 --> 01:00:18,692 [TIRES SCREECHING] 915 01:00:31,325 --> 01:00:32,982 [GRUNTING] 916 01:00:34,639 --> 01:00:36,676 Ready!Trap him already! 917 01:00:36,814 --> 01:00:38,781 Three, two--Three, two, one-- 918 01:00:38,919 --> 01:00:40,818 [HORN HONKING][GASPS, THEN SCREAMS] 919 01:00:45,374 --> 01:00:46,720 [HORN BLARES] 920 01:00:48,342 --> 01:00:49,896 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 921 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,864 ♪ On the road again... ♪ 922 01:00:53,002 --> 01:00:54,279 [PEOPLE GASPING] 923 01:00:55,695 --> 01:00:57,213 [TIRES SCREECHING] 924 01:01:00,630 --> 01:01:01,735 [SIGHS] 925 01:01:01,873 --> 01:01:03,564 Oh, my God, what just happened? 926 01:01:03,703 --> 01:01:05,601 [ALL PANTING] 927 01:01:05,739 --> 01:01:07,499 He's heading for the mountain. 928 01:01:07,637 --> 01:01:09,260 [MUNCHER GRUNTING] 929 01:01:09,398 --> 01:01:12,332 [♪♪♪] 930 01:01:20,581 --> 01:01:22,445 Closer.Okay. 931 01:01:22,583 --> 01:01:24,068 I'm in range. 932 01:01:46,435 --> 01:01:47,816 [BEEPING] 933 01:01:47,954 --> 01:01:49,300 [PROTON PACK POWERING UP] 934 01:01:53,235 --> 01:01:54,615 [SQUEALING] 935 01:01:54,754 --> 01:01:56,169 She got him! 936 01:02:07,594 --> 01:02:09,596 Whatever we're doing, we have to do it now. 937 01:02:10,977 --> 01:02:12,461 Come on! 938 01:02:14,566 --> 01:02:16,258 [SHRIEKING] 939 01:02:24,266 --> 01:02:25,129 [WHOOPS] 940 01:02:25,267 --> 01:02:26,130 Yes!Yeah! 941 01:02:26,268 --> 01:02:27,510 Bridge! 942 01:02:27,648 --> 01:02:28,684 [ALL SCREAMING] 943 01:02:44,458 --> 01:02:46,253 [ALL GASP] 944 01:02:46,391 --> 01:02:48,808 [♪♪♪] 945 01:02:53,191 --> 01:02:54,330 What was that? 946 01:02:54,468 --> 01:02:56,229 I think we just caught a ghost. 947 01:03:01,372 --> 01:03:02,373 Ugh! 948 01:03:02,511 --> 01:03:03,408 Sorry. 949 01:03:05,272 --> 01:03:07,171 I was here last night. 950 01:03:07,309 --> 01:03:10,174 [♪♪♪] 951 01:03:19,148 --> 01:03:20,805 TREVOR: Does any of this bother you? 952 01:03:21,702 --> 01:03:22,807 What do you mean? 953 01:03:22,945 --> 01:03:25,085 Dude, your grandfather was a legend. 954 01:03:25,223 --> 01:03:27,639 You can literally be anything you want. 955 01:03:27,777 --> 01:03:30,573 Like a influencer or a DJ. 956 01:03:30,711 --> 01:03:32,748 It was easier when I thought he went nuts. 957 01:03:32,886 --> 01:03:34,232 He didn't go nuts.Exactly. 958 01:03:34,370 --> 01:03:35,509 So why did he leave Mom? 959 01:03:37,063 --> 01:03:39,928 [SIREN WAILS] 960 01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:42,482 Oh, no, no, no. 961 01:03:42,620 --> 01:03:44,277 We're screwed. We're so screwed. 962 01:03:44,415 --> 01:03:46,658 What do we do?I say we fight. 963 01:03:46,796 --> 01:03:49,178 What? No. Just check the glove box. 964 01:03:53,044 --> 01:03:54,390 License and registration. 965 01:03:55,805 --> 01:03:57,497 TREVOR: We were on that big mountain, 966 01:03:57,635 --> 01:04:00,741 and I went to go hang out with this girl in this mining cage. 967 01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:03,468 All of a sudden, it started shaking, like an earthquake. 968 01:04:03,606 --> 01:04:04,953 And there were lights, 969 01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:07,438 and then I looked down in this giant hole. 970 01:04:07,576 --> 01:04:09,647 Inside of it, right in the middle of it, 971 01:04:09,785 --> 01:04:12,926 was either a person or a reptile-- 972 01:04:13,064 --> 01:04:14,824 Are you even paying attention? 973 01:04:14,963 --> 01:04:17,103 Yeah. I'm just excited we're in jail. 974 01:04:18,725 --> 01:04:22,902 I thought I heard something say, "Gozer." 975 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:26,560 He speaks the truth. I was there. 976 01:04:28,079 --> 01:04:31,496 Hey. Hi. How--? What brings you here? 977 01:04:31,634 --> 01:04:34,223 Actually, you could help me with hiding something. 978 01:04:34,361 --> 01:04:35,776 Yeah, yeah.Do you have priors? 979 01:04:35,915 --> 01:04:37,295 'Cause they'll charge you as a minor. 980 01:04:37,433 --> 01:04:38,745 You'll get two years. Max. 981 01:04:38,883 --> 01:04:40,471 Two?I'll visit you, okay? 982 01:04:40,609 --> 01:04:41,921 Lucky. 983 01:04:42,059 --> 01:04:44,164 Quit messing with my inmates. 984 01:04:44,302 --> 01:04:45,821 Sorry, Dad. 985 01:04:47,064 --> 01:04:48,513 "Dad." So you're just... 986 01:04:49,929 --> 01:04:53,139 Waiting for my ride. Yeah. 987 01:04:53,277 --> 01:04:55,348 But you look good behind bars. 988 01:04:56,659 --> 01:04:59,766 Hey. Don't we get a phone call? 989 01:04:59,904 --> 01:05:00,974 Sure you do. 990 01:05:03,597 --> 01:05:04,805 Who you gonna call? 991 01:05:07,532 --> 01:05:08,602 Make it quick. 992 01:05:08,740 --> 01:05:11,122 [♪♪♪] 993 01:05:16,438 --> 01:05:18,026 Do you experience feelings of dread 994 01:05:18,164 --> 01:05:19,613 in your basement or attic? 995 01:05:23,031 --> 01:05:24,342 Have you or any of your family 996 01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:26,413 ever seen a spook, specter, or ghost? 997 01:05:28,933 --> 01:05:31,384 If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. 998 01:05:31,522 --> 01:05:33,696 Pick up your phone and call the professionals. 999 01:05:37,424 --> 01:05:38,943 [RINGING] 1000 01:05:49,505 --> 01:05:50,748 [GROWLS] 1001 01:05:52,474 --> 01:05:53,923 Ray's Occult, and we're closed. 1002 01:05:54,062 --> 01:05:56,409 PHOEBE: Wait! I only get one phone call. 1003 01:05:56,547 --> 01:05:57,824 I'm... 1004 01:05:59,308 --> 01:06:01,000 in prison. Hmm. 1005 01:06:01,138 --> 01:06:03,761 The slammer, huh? I've been there myself. 1006 01:06:03,899 --> 01:06:06,005 I'm not a lawyer, but I'm listening. 1007 01:06:07,834 --> 01:06:09,939 Are you Ray Stantz, the Ghostbuster? 1008 01:06:10,078 --> 01:06:12,804 And now I'm hanging up. Hang on. Please. 1009 01:06:14,323 --> 01:06:17,050 I-- I'm calling about Egon Spengler. 1010 01:06:21,882 --> 01:06:24,126 Egon Spengler can rot in hell. 1011 01:06:29,166 --> 01:06:31,340 He died last week. 1012 01:06:35,137 --> 01:06:36,069 [SIGHS] 1013 01:06:36,207 --> 01:06:37,415 Oh, man. 1014 01:06:39,866 --> 01:06:41,143 No kidding. 1015 01:06:43,904 --> 01:06:45,596 Weren't you two friends? 1016 01:06:45,734 --> 01:06:47,391 That was a long time ago. 1017 01:06:48,564 --> 01:06:50,221 What happened to you guys? 1018 01:06:50,359 --> 01:06:52,258 [SIGHS, SCOFFS] 1019 01:06:52,396 --> 01:06:56,227 Oh, well, look, when we started, busting ghosts was a gas. 1020 01:06:56,365 --> 01:06:59,748 The economy was good. Reagan years. 1021 01:06:59,886 --> 01:07:01,474 People believed in us. 1022 01:07:01,612 --> 01:07:04,511 Then things got slow, hauntings got thin. 1023 01:07:04,649 --> 01:07:07,411 Venkman thought we did our job too well. 1024 01:07:08,826 --> 01:07:11,622 We could barely keep up our mortgage. 1025 01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:13,589 Some actor bought up most of Tribeca, 1026 01:07:13,727 --> 01:07:15,143 and we lost the firehouse. 1027 01:07:15,281 --> 01:07:16,730 It's a Starbucks now. 1028 01:07:18,077 --> 01:07:20,148 So then you all just walked away? 1029 01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:22,115 Peter went back to academia. 1030 01:07:22,253 --> 01:07:24,738 He's at SUNY Cortland now. He's a professor emeritus. 1031 01:07:24,876 --> 01:07:27,465 He teaches advertising and promotion. 1032 01:07:27,603 --> 01:07:28,949 Winston went into finance. 1033 01:07:29,088 --> 01:07:30,951 He worked hard, coined a fortune and-- 1034 01:07:31,090 --> 01:07:32,091 And I'm here. 1035 01:07:33,816 --> 01:07:36,992 Well, what about Egon? Well, he wasn't helping. 1036 01:07:37,130 --> 01:07:40,478 We went from ten calls a week to one if we were lucky. 1037 01:07:40,616 --> 01:07:41,962 Egon started to tell people 1038 01:07:42,101 --> 01:07:43,861 that their ghost problems didn't matter 1039 01:07:43,999 --> 01:07:45,276 because the world was coming to an end. 1040 01:07:45,414 --> 01:07:47,313 He got spooky. Freaked me out. 1041 01:07:47,451 --> 01:07:48,693 One morning, I go to work 1042 01:07:48,831 --> 01:07:50,730 and Ecto-1, our old Cadillac, is gone, 1043 01:07:50,868 --> 01:07:53,733 his neutrona thrower, collider pack, all the traps, 1044 01:07:53,871 --> 01:07:56,287 16 ounces of fuel isotope, all gone! 1045 01:07:56,425 --> 01:07:57,495 He cleaned us out. 1046 01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:00,119 Now we were the dead ones. 1047 01:08:00,257 --> 01:08:02,051 Don't you think he had a reason? 1048 01:08:02,190 --> 01:08:04,399 He phoned me about ten years later, 1049 01:08:04,537 --> 01:08:06,504 some small town in Oklahoma. 1050 01:08:06,642 --> 01:08:08,851 He kept rambling about "the rising storm" 1051 01:08:08,989 --> 01:08:10,577 and "the huge psychic tornado" 1052 01:08:10,715 --> 01:08:14,512 that was gonna "consume humanity in darkness forever." 1053 01:08:14,650 --> 01:08:16,687 [SIGHS] And, kid, I wanted to believe. 1054 01:08:16,825 --> 01:08:18,861 You don't understand. There is this mountain 1055 01:08:18,999 --> 01:08:20,691 and it has these ancient carvings-- 1056 01:08:20,829 --> 01:08:22,520 Kid, there are a lot of mountains 1057 01:08:22,658 --> 01:08:24,004 with ancient carvings. 1058 01:08:25,247 --> 01:08:27,042 Take a little advice. 1059 01:08:27,180 --> 01:08:28,871 Don't go chasing ghosts. 1060 01:08:31,219 --> 01:08:33,531 Egon Spengler was my grandfather. 1061 01:08:35,015 --> 01:08:35,947 Time's up. 1062 01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:38,226 Hey, hello? 1063 01:08:38,364 --> 01:08:39,365 [CLICKING SWITCH HOOK] 1064 01:08:45,060 --> 01:08:46,889 Where are my kids?They're in the lockup. 1065 01:08:47,027 --> 01:08:48,926 My children are not criminals. 1066 01:08:49,064 --> 01:08:51,756 Sure they're not.Driving without a license. 1067 01:08:51,894 --> 01:08:55,174 Expired registration. Speeding. 1068 01:08:55,312 --> 01:08:57,417 They can't be the first to go joyriding. 1069 01:08:57,555 --> 01:09:00,109 No, they are not. But they are the first 1070 01:09:00,248 --> 01:09:03,354 to destroy half of Main Street with whatever that thing is. 1071 01:09:03,492 --> 01:09:04,597 Whoa! 1072 01:09:08,394 --> 01:09:10,465 Sorry.What were you thinking? 1073 01:09:10,603 --> 01:09:14,400 You know, you two could have really hurt yourselves. 1074 01:09:16,195 --> 01:09:17,713 Hey. I'm Gary. 1075 01:09:17,851 --> 01:09:19,370 SHERIFF: You process them out yet? 1076 01:09:24,030 --> 01:09:25,721 Did you catch anything? 1077 01:09:25,859 --> 01:09:26,860 It's inside the trap. 1078 01:09:26,998 --> 01:09:28,690 Right now?Yes. 1079 01:09:28,828 --> 01:09:30,795 Let's go. You were supposed to look after her this summer. 1080 01:09:30,933 --> 01:09:32,590 I was?Not you. Him. 1081 01:09:32,728 --> 01:09:33,971 This was her idea. 1082 01:09:34,109 --> 01:09:36,249 But what about our stuff? The Ecto-1? 1083 01:09:36,387 --> 01:09:39,390 Everything will remain nice and safe in our impound locker. 1084 01:09:39,528 --> 01:09:42,290 No! We need it.Phoebe, let's go. 1085 01:09:42,428 --> 01:09:44,395 We caught a ghost tonight.[SHERIFF CHUCKLES] 1086 01:09:44,533 --> 01:09:47,191 Dirt Farmer's family.It's true. 1087 01:09:48,710 --> 01:09:50,125 And there will be more. 1088 01:09:50,263 --> 01:09:52,817 You're starting to sound like your lunatic grandfather. 1089 01:09:54,578 --> 01:09:57,857 [POWERING UP]Phoebe! She didn't mean it. 1090 01:09:57,995 --> 01:10:00,100 You wanna spend the night in my jail? 1091 01:10:00,239 --> 01:10:02,620 [♪♪♪] 1092 01:10:05,036 --> 01:10:06,728 You can-- You can keep it. 1093 01:10:11,388 --> 01:10:12,906 Go. Now. 1094 01:10:16,151 --> 01:10:19,154 Trevor.I'll see you at work. 1095 01:10:19,292 --> 01:10:20,569 Yeah. See you. 1096 01:10:22,399 --> 01:10:23,262 Hey. 1097 01:10:41,901 --> 01:10:43,040 All right, you guys. 1098 01:10:43,178 --> 01:10:44,524 Remember that--[CALLIE SCOFFS] 1099 01:10:44,662 --> 01:10:45,801 Yeah, you got it. 1100 01:10:47,562 --> 01:10:48,770 [CHUCKLES] 1101 01:10:52,670 --> 01:10:54,362 I'm sorry the night went sideways. 1102 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:56,881 No. I-I had a blast. 1103 01:10:57,019 --> 01:10:59,367 Why don't we just pick it up tomorrow night, same time. 1104 01:10:59,505 --> 01:11:02,059 You really want more of this?Are you kidding me? 1105 01:11:02,197 --> 01:11:05,269 We had kung pao shrimp. We went to jail. 1106 01:11:05,407 --> 01:11:08,686 I don't know how we're gonna top this. This is a home run. 1107 01:11:08,824 --> 01:11:10,309 [CHUCKLES] 1108 01:11:12,276 --> 01:11:15,383 Um, my life is a dumpster fire. 1109 01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:18,834 I love dumpster fires. You should see my apartment. 1110 01:11:18,972 --> 01:11:21,872 I don't mean now. Or a-anytime soon. 1111 01:11:22,010 --> 01:11:25,324 You don't want to-- I'd need to clean-- 1112 01:11:25,462 --> 01:11:28,430 This is moving way too fast. You gotta just relax. 1113 01:11:30,190 --> 01:11:32,400 The kids hungry? They want some of this, uh, 1114 01:11:32,538 --> 01:11:34,678 unrefrigerated shrimp? 1115 01:11:34,816 --> 01:11:37,681 [DOOR CLOSES][FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1116 01:11:47,311 --> 01:11:49,658 We're barely hanging on here.You don't understand. 1117 01:11:49,796 --> 01:11:51,350 I understand you drove around town, 1118 01:11:51,488 --> 01:11:53,179 destroying expensive property. 1119 01:11:54,870 --> 01:11:57,425 Don't you think your father came out here for a reason? 1120 01:11:57,563 --> 01:11:58,943 No. 1121 01:11:59,081 --> 01:12:01,774 No. I think he was a sad old man 1122 01:12:01,912 --> 01:12:04,155 who turned his back on his family, his partners. 1123 01:12:04,293 --> 01:12:07,780 And for what? For a stupid farm in a town nobody cares about. 1124 01:12:07,918 --> 01:12:10,230 Where, by the way, everybody thought he was nuts. 1125 01:12:10,369 --> 01:12:12,405 Yeah, great decision, Dad. 1126 01:12:13,924 --> 01:12:16,651 He was special. He loved science, like me. 1127 01:12:16,789 --> 01:12:19,412 Why didn't you tell me my grandfather was Egon Spengler? 1128 01:12:19,550 --> 01:12:22,450 [♪♪♪] 1129 01:12:22,588 --> 01:12:26,557 Hey, I'm glad you found yourself here. I really am. 1130 01:12:28,904 --> 01:12:30,216 But all I see are reminders 1131 01:12:30,354 --> 01:12:32,701 that I didn't mean a thing to him. 1132 01:12:32,839 --> 01:12:34,496 He never cared about me. 1133 01:12:41,434 --> 01:12:43,125 He's not nuts. 1134 01:12:43,263 --> 01:12:45,783 Well, then he's an asshole. 1135 01:12:47,198 --> 01:12:49,097 Welcome to the family. 1136 01:12:49,235 --> 01:12:52,134 [♪♪♪] 1137 01:12:57,761 --> 01:13:00,142 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1138 01:13:10,601 --> 01:13:11,844 [GROWLS] 1139 01:13:16,952 --> 01:13:18,437 [WHOOSHES] 1140 01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:30,241 Yeah. 1141 01:13:36,627 --> 01:13:39,009 [WOMAN SCREAMS][GLASS SHATTERS] 1142 01:13:45,878 --> 01:13:47,086 Jamoca. 1143 01:13:48,294 --> 01:13:49,882 There we go. 1144 01:13:50,020 --> 01:13:52,022 Strawberry, red velvet... 1145 01:13:53,644 --> 01:13:54,680 Blue velvet? 1146 01:13:54,818 --> 01:13:56,336 [CHUCKLES] 1147 01:13:57,614 --> 01:13:59,339 [RUSTLING] 1148 01:14:15,804 --> 01:14:17,737 [YAWNS] 1149 01:14:29,024 --> 01:14:30,060 [COOS HAPPILY] 1150 01:14:30,198 --> 01:14:31,717 [GROANS] 1151 01:14:36,204 --> 01:14:37,619 [CHUCKLES] 1152 01:14:51,012 --> 01:14:52,910 Aah! Ah. 1153 01:14:53,048 --> 01:14:54,912 [ALL CHITTERING] 1154 01:15:16,175 --> 01:15:17,141 Oh, God. 1155 01:15:18,211 --> 01:15:20,593 [♪♪♪] 1156 01:15:52,694 --> 01:15:54,765 [WHOOPS, LAUGHS] 1157 01:15:56,146 --> 01:15:58,044 [CONTINUES WHOOPING] 1158 01:16:03,394 --> 01:16:05,293 [SNARLING] 1159 01:16:19,031 --> 01:16:21,136 [MARSHMALLOWS CHITTERING] 1160 01:16:23,138 --> 01:16:25,037 [GROWLING] 1161 01:16:35,254 --> 01:16:36,117 Hey-- 1162 01:16:36,255 --> 01:16:37,636 [SCREAMS] 1163 01:16:38,567 --> 01:16:40,777 [♪♪♪] 1164 01:17:04,593 --> 01:17:05,698 [YELPS] 1165 01:17:06,906 --> 01:17:08,597 [WHIMPERING] 1166 01:17:10,185 --> 01:17:11,842 [AIR HISSING] 1167 01:17:14,017 --> 01:17:15,432 [ROARS] 1168 01:17:20,851 --> 01:17:24,234 TREVOR: Okay, so, what exactly is happening with the map? 1169 01:17:24,372 --> 01:17:26,546 See the concentric circles around the mountain? 1170 01:17:26,685 --> 01:17:27,720 No. 1171 01:17:29,101 --> 01:17:31,793 Do you see the circles?Yes. 1172 01:17:31,931 --> 01:17:34,416 Something's happening inside that old mine. 1173 01:17:34,554 --> 01:17:37,247 Yeah. I know that. It's pretty obvious. 1174 01:17:37,385 --> 01:17:39,352 So I did some digging on the word you heard 1175 01:17:39,490 --> 01:17:40,422 in the mountain. "Gozer." 1176 01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:41,561 You did some digging? 1177 01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:43,115 Gozer was a Sumerian god 1178 01:17:43,253 --> 01:17:44,806 who once walked amongst the living. 1179 01:17:44,944 --> 01:17:47,084 A soul-eating, flame-dripping deity of evil. 1180 01:17:47,222 --> 01:17:48,707 And I think it wants back. 1181 01:17:48,845 --> 01:17:50,156 Here? 1182 01:17:50,294 --> 01:17:52,331 I know. I would've picked Orlando. 1183 01:17:52,469 --> 01:17:54,713 What does the name Ivo Shandor mean to you guys? 1184 01:17:54,851 --> 01:17:57,750 Ivo Shandor? He built this whole town. 1185 01:17:57,888 --> 01:18:01,236 He built the mine, foundry, the school, library. 1186 01:18:01,374 --> 01:18:03,411 His name is on everything.That's tacky. 1187 01:18:03,549 --> 01:18:05,620 In New York, he created an apartment building 1188 01:18:05,758 --> 01:18:08,312 made out of selenium girders, mined from right here. 1189 01:18:08,450 --> 01:18:10,936 On that same rooftop is where our grandfather fought 1190 01:18:11,074 --> 01:18:13,593 to keep a horde of ghosts from entering our dimension. 1191 01:18:13,732 --> 01:18:16,907 Phoebe, what exactly is happening here? 1192 01:18:17,045 --> 01:18:19,738 I can only think of one way for us to find out. 1193 01:18:20,877 --> 01:18:23,258 [ELEVATOR RUMBLING] 1194 01:18:26,434 --> 01:18:28,367 [WHIRRING, CREAKING] 1195 01:18:32,578 --> 01:18:35,788 So, what do a cigarette and hamster have in common? 1196 01:18:38,032 --> 01:18:40,620 What?They're both harmless 1197 01:18:40,759 --> 01:18:43,313 until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire. 1198 01:18:43,451 --> 01:18:44,659 [SNORTS] 1199 01:18:46,074 --> 01:18:47,662 TREVOR: The worst time. 1200 01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:50,216 [♪♪♪] 1201 01:19:11,651 --> 01:19:12,791 Hey, guys, look. 1202 01:19:38,851 --> 01:19:39,748 TREVOR: Is that her? 1203 01:19:41,440 --> 01:19:42,993 Is that Gozer? 1204 01:19:43,131 --> 01:19:45,375 PHOEBE: Gozer isn't he or she. 1205 01:19:45,513 --> 01:19:48,171 Pretty woke for 3000 BC. 1206 01:19:48,309 --> 01:19:49,862 TREVOR: Everyone watch their steps. 1207 01:19:51,553 --> 01:19:52,692 Another hole? 1208 01:19:55,350 --> 01:19:57,663 TREVOR: I wonder where this one leads to. 1209 01:19:57,801 --> 01:19:59,182 A sacrificial death pit. 1210 01:20:00,493 --> 01:20:01,909 What were they sacrificing? 1211 01:20:02,047 --> 01:20:03,772 Virgins, probably. 1212 01:20:03,911 --> 01:20:06,361 Tough luck for you, dude. Sorry. 1213 01:20:06,499 --> 01:20:09,261 Well, statistically, most 15-year-olds are virgins. 1214 01:20:09,399 --> 01:20:11,056 Shh! Oh... 1215 01:20:11,194 --> 01:20:13,644 Fifteen? You're 15? 1216 01:20:15,163 --> 01:20:16,578 I'll be 16 in February. 1217 01:20:16,716 --> 01:20:18,304 It's June. 1218 01:20:19,892 --> 01:20:21,514 What are those holes in the wall? 1219 01:20:25,622 --> 01:20:26,865 They're vacancies. 1220 01:20:28,521 --> 01:20:30,972 If this is a tomb, where are all the bodies? 1221 01:20:32,387 --> 01:20:33,492 Found one. 1222 01:20:34,838 --> 01:20:36,012 Oh. 1223 01:20:43,674 --> 01:20:46,263 What?Oh, my God. 1224 01:20:46,401 --> 01:20:48,369 Is he sleeping? 1225 01:20:48,507 --> 01:20:50,371 Dude, he's in a coffin. 1226 01:20:50,509 --> 01:20:55,134 PODCAST: It's Ivo Shandor. He's been in here for 75 years? 1227 01:20:55,272 --> 01:20:56,653 He looks fantastic. 1228 01:20:56,791 --> 01:20:59,449 You know when you die, your fingernails keep growing. 1229 01:20:59,587 --> 01:21:01,589 Not true. Your skin just shrinks. 1230 01:21:01,727 --> 01:21:03,729 PHOEBE: Something was coming and he knew it. 1231 01:21:06,870 --> 01:21:08,216 I think these are years. 1232 01:21:10,287 --> 01:21:11,461 1883. 1233 01:21:13,359 --> 01:21:14,913 The Krakatoa eruption. 1234 01:21:15,051 --> 01:21:17,536 The most violent volcanic activity in human history. 1235 01:21:17,674 --> 01:21:19,952 TREVOR: What happened in 1908? 1236 01:21:20,090 --> 01:21:22,851 PODCAST: Probably the Tunguska blast over Siberia. 1237 01:21:22,990 --> 01:21:24,094 1945. 1238 01:21:25,475 --> 01:21:26,648 What didn't happen? 1239 01:21:27,995 --> 01:21:29,928 1984. 1240 01:21:30,066 --> 01:21:31,791 Ghosts attack New York City. 1241 01:21:31,930 --> 01:21:33,517 The Manhattan Crossrip. 1242 01:21:41,491 --> 01:21:44,528 It's a countdown.Like a prophecy? 1243 01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:45,978 Do you guys hear that? 1244 01:21:46,116 --> 01:21:48,498 [SNARLING IN DISTANCE] 1245 01:21:57,576 --> 01:21:58,680 Yeah, I do. 1246 01:22:06,033 --> 01:22:08,276 I think it's coming from the death pit. 1247 01:22:13,350 --> 01:22:14,455 [WHIMPERS] 1248 01:22:21,496 --> 01:22:23,982 [SNARLING INTENSIFIES] 1249 01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:29,090 Phoebe. 1250 01:22:35,821 --> 01:22:37,340 [WEAPON POWERING UP] 1251 01:22:42,310 --> 01:22:44,623 [RUMBLING] 1252 01:22:44,761 --> 01:22:45,658 Phoebe! 1253 01:22:51,216 --> 01:22:52,320 The earthquakes. 1254 01:22:52,458 --> 01:22:53,632 [GASPS][SCREAMS] 1255 01:22:56,048 --> 01:22:58,775 Oh, my gosh! Phoebe! 1256 01:22:58,913 --> 01:23:00,984 VOICE [WHISPERING]: Phoebe. 1257 01:23:05,437 --> 01:23:08,543 Phoebe. 1258 01:23:30,013 --> 01:23:31,670 I think he's alive. 1259 01:23:31,808 --> 01:23:34,707 Are you okay?Yeah. Yeah. 1260 01:23:34,845 --> 01:23:36,088 Are you?Yeah. 1261 01:23:40,989 --> 01:23:42,750 TREVOR: Pheebs, what's wrong? 1262 01:23:42,888 --> 01:23:44,234 PHOEBE: He was right all along. 1263 01:23:45,615 --> 01:23:48,480 LUCKY: What do you mean?Our grandfather. 1264 01:23:48,618 --> 01:23:51,172 He was right here. He built this. 1265 01:23:51,310 --> 01:23:53,830 He was standing guard, even when no one believed him. 1266 01:23:56,074 --> 01:23:58,248 He sacrificed everything. 1267 01:23:58,386 --> 01:23:59,836 His life. 1268 01:24:01,079 --> 01:24:02,252 His friends. 1269 01:24:05,531 --> 01:24:06,498 Us. 1270 01:24:11,503 --> 01:24:12,435 Bummer. 1271 01:24:14,989 --> 01:24:15,921 Dude. 1272 01:24:18,648 --> 01:24:20,305 We need to tell Mom. 1273 01:24:20,443 --> 01:24:21,513 CALLIE: Phoebe? 1274 01:24:23,515 --> 01:24:24,412 Pheebs? 1275 01:24:29,452 --> 01:24:31,316 [♪♪♪] 1276 01:24:36,114 --> 01:24:37,736 [WHIRRING] 1277 01:24:37,874 --> 01:24:40,256 [♪♪♪] 1278 01:25:44,837 --> 01:25:47,219 [CREAKING] 1279 01:25:57,160 --> 01:25:59,369 [♪♪♪] 1280 01:26:23,945 --> 01:26:26,224 [HISSING] 1281 01:26:37,165 --> 01:26:38,374 [SNARLS] 1282 01:26:41,722 --> 01:26:43,241 [ROARS] 1283 01:26:44,103 --> 01:26:46,071 [♪♪♪] 1284 01:26:59,705 --> 01:27:00,603 Mom? 1285 01:27:05,918 --> 01:27:06,816 Mom? 1286 01:27:09,508 --> 01:27:12,891 [WHISPERING] There is no Mom. There is only Zuul. 1287 01:27:18,310 --> 01:27:20,278 Mom, are you okay? 1288 01:27:24,661 --> 01:27:29,390 [IN DEEP VOICE] There is no Mom. There is only Zuul. 1289 01:27:29,528 --> 01:27:32,531 [PANTING] 1290 01:27:32,669 --> 01:27:33,946 What's happening right now? 1291 01:27:35,810 --> 01:27:37,502 Mom? 1292 01:27:37,640 --> 01:27:38,779 Is she okay? 1293 01:27:38,917 --> 01:27:39,780 Mom? 1294 01:27:39,918 --> 01:27:41,229 [WHIRRING] 1295 01:27:48,271 --> 01:27:50,204 [ROARS][GASPS] 1296 01:27:52,448 --> 01:27:54,519 Are you the Keymaster? 1297 01:27:54,657 --> 01:27:57,073 Um, I don't know.Mom! 1298 01:27:57,211 --> 01:27:58,488 What do I do?Mom, stop! 1299 01:27:58,626 --> 01:27:59,972 [CRACKLES]Whoa! 1300 01:28:04,494 --> 01:28:05,978 [RUMBLING] 1301 01:28:08,187 --> 01:28:11,259 [♪♪♪] 1302 01:29:00,205 --> 01:29:01,206 Mom! 1303 01:29:05,348 --> 01:29:07,764 What the hell is going on? 1304 01:29:34,377 --> 01:29:35,551 PODCAST: What is all this? 1305 01:29:37,138 --> 01:29:38,346 This isn't a farm. 1306 01:29:40,935 --> 01:29:42,350 It's a trap. 1307 01:29:42,489 --> 01:29:45,492 [♪♪♪] 1308 01:30:12,001 --> 01:30:12,933 What? 1309 01:30:14,003 --> 01:30:14,935 Nothing. 1310 01:30:17,316 --> 01:30:19,664 This is what he's been working on all those years. 1311 01:30:19,802 --> 01:30:21,631 TREVOR: Building this model?LUCKY: The detail is amazing. 1312 01:30:21,769 --> 01:30:23,046 No, he came here to finish 1313 01:30:23,184 --> 01:30:24,979 what the original Ghostbusters started. 1314 01:30:25,117 --> 01:30:26,912 To trap Gozer...Out in that dirt field. 1315 01:30:27,050 --> 01:30:29,605 Exactly. These big silos act as a capacitor. 1316 01:30:31,469 --> 01:30:33,540 What's a capacitor?Would it kill you to read? 1317 01:30:33,678 --> 01:30:35,196 Would it kill you to just tell me? 1318 01:30:35,334 --> 01:30:36,543 Once activated, these towers 1319 01:30:36,681 --> 01:30:38,337 can hold a charge for one moment. 1320 01:30:38,476 --> 01:30:40,719 But in that one moment, they can power hundreds of traps. 1321 01:30:40,857 --> 01:30:43,135 So how do we get Gozer into the field? 1322 01:30:43,273 --> 01:30:44,999 Gozer's protected by two evil spirits. 1323 01:30:45,137 --> 01:30:46,518 The Keymaster and the Gatekeeper. 1324 01:30:46,656 --> 01:30:49,797 She needs both of them. No Gatekeeper, no Gozer. 1325 01:30:49,935 --> 01:30:52,697 First these spirits must possess two human souls. 1326 01:30:52,835 --> 01:30:55,147 Like Mom.So they can unite... 1327 01:30:56,252 --> 01:30:57,598 formally. 1328 01:30:59,635 --> 01:31:00,843 What are we talking about? 1329 01:31:00,981 --> 01:31:03,017 We're thinking at least third base. 1330 01:31:03,155 --> 01:31:04,053 Go, Mom. 1331 01:31:04,191 --> 01:31:07,125 [WIND WHISTLING] 1332 01:31:27,145 --> 01:31:28,664 [IN DEEP VOICE] I like your eyes. 1333 01:31:28,802 --> 01:31:31,252 [SPEAKS GIBBERISH IN DEEP VOICE] 1334 01:31:31,390 --> 01:31:32,426 Thanks. 1335 01:31:39,088 --> 01:31:40,952 [PEOPLE CLAMORING] 1336 01:31:54,137 --> 01:31:55,276 They were just here. 1337 01:31:58,038 --> 01:31:58,901 There she is. 1338 01:32:03,733 --> 01:32:07,047 Got anything?No, just more stupid guns. 1339 01:32:09,428 --> 01:32:12,673 A jail inside a jail. 1340 01:32:12,811 --> 01:32:14,330 What are you talking about? 1341 01:32:15,434 --> 01:32:16,884 No, no, no! 1342 01:32:19,300 --> 01:32:22,338 It's an ANSI Class One electromagnetic deadbolt. 1343 01:32:23,477 --> 01:32:24,616 I believe in you. 1344 01:32:26,273 --> 01:32:27,274 It's unpickable. 1345 01:32:28,378 --> 01:32:29,448 [SIGHS] 1346 01:32:39,907 --> 01:32:42,876 What are you doing?I have a plan. 1347 01:32:45,050 --> 01:32:45,948 Wait! 1348 01:33:06,313 --> 01:33:08,418 [♪♪♪] 1349 01:33:09,834 --> 01:33:11,698 Come on. Let's go. 1350 01:33:11,836 --> 01:33:12,802 Okay. 1351 01:33:18,014 --> 01:33:19,360 Ready?I'll be waiting. 1352 01:33:22,294 --> 01:33:24,469 [SIREN WAILING] 1353 01:33:45,835 --> 01:33:48,217 [♪♪♪] 1354 01:34:05,924 --> 01:34:07,408 That's my mom. 1355 01:34:26,186 --> 01:34:27,221 What? 1356 01:34:34,263 --> 01:34:35,540 [ROARS] 1357 01:35:00,703 --> 01:35:01,773 Your Eminence. 1358 01:35:03,188 --> 01:35:05,294 Goddess of Gods. 1359 01:35:05,432 --> 01:35:08,815 I have built this temple for you, 1360 01:35:08,953 --> 01:35:10,748 so that you might return to Earth... 1361 01:35:12,853 --> 01:35:13,785 and together... 1362 01:35:16,270 --> 01:35:17,237 we... 1363 01:35:18,894 --> 01:35:20,240 We can rule the world. 1364 01:35:25,245 --> 01:35:26,764 [GROWLING CONTENTEDLY] 1365 01:35:32,217 --> 01:35:33,771 [GIBBERING] 1366 01:35:50,304 --> 01:35:51,340 Excuse me. 1367 01:35:52,651 --> 01:35:53,894 Uh... 1368 01:35:54,032 --> 01:35:55,793 P-pardon me. 1369 01:35:55,931 --> 01:35:57,380 Yeah, hi. 1370 01:35:58,450 --> 01:35:59,797 Uh... 1371 01:36:03,317 --> 01:36:04,284 PHOEBE: Uh... 1372 01:36:06,562 --> 01:36:09,185 What do you call a fish with no eyes? 1373 01:36:13,155 --> 01:36:16,330 A fsh... 1374 01:36:17,297 --> 01:36:18,816 [CHUCKLES] 1375 01:36:18,954 --> 01:36:20,162 Uh... 1376 01:36:21,301 --> 01:36:22,889 A whale-- 1377 01:36:23,027 --> 01:36:25,132 There's two whales in a bar. One of them goes: 1378 01:36:25,961 --> 01:36:28,687 [IMITATING WHALE] 1379 01:36:30,068 --> 01:36:32,036 And then the other one goes: 1380 01:36:32,174 --> 01:36:33,727 "Go home. You're drunk." 1381 01:36:36,523 --> 01:36:38,076 Uh... 1382 01:36:41,148 --> 01:36:42,874 Okay.Uh... 1383 01:36:43,012 --> 01:36:45,773 So a grasshopper walks into a bar... 1384 01:36:46,913 --> 01:36:48,569 and the bartender's like: 1385 01:36:48,707 --> 01:36:51,089 "We have a drink named after you." 1386 01:36:51,227 --> 01:36:52,539 Then the grasshopper's like: 1387 01:36:53,747 --> 01:36:56,750 "You have a drink named Steve?" 1388 01:37:00,547 --> 01:37:05,000 Have you come to offer yourself in sacrifice? 1389 01:37:05,138 --> 01:37:06,415 What? 1390 01:37:07,899 --> 01:37:10,833 Are you prepared to die? 1391 01:37:12,386 --> 01:37:14,043 No, I'm 12. 1392 01:37:17,460 --> 01:37:18,599 Are you? 1393 01:37:20,636 --> 01:37:21,844 [BEEPS] 1394 01:37:29,714 --> 01:37:30,888 Mom! 1395 01:37:32,855 --> 01:37:34,546 [SIREN WAILING] 1396 01:37:52,116 --> 01:37:54,532 Wait, wait. What's going on?Hey! 1397 01:37:54,670 --> 01:37:56,430 What's happening? Where am I?It's okay. 1398 01:37:56,568 --> 01:37:57,880 You were possessed.Possessed? 1399 01:37:58,018 --> 01:38:00,676 Then you turned into a dog.Then you got humpy. 1400 01:38:00,814 --> 01:38:01,849 Humpy?TREVOR: Hold on! 1401 01:38:15,760 --> 01:38:19,384 Oh, Phoebe. Phoebe. There's this secret basement... 1402 01:38:19,522 --> 01:38:21,835 We know....with computers and equipment. 1403 01:38:21,973 --> 01:38:23,388 Isn't that place insane?Yes! 1404 01:38:23,526 --> 01:38:26,357 And it seemed like he had a plan. 1405 01:38:26,495 --> 01:38:27,875 We're aware.Oh. Oh. 1406 01:38:28,014 --> 01:38:30,361 And there were all these photos of me. 1407 01:38:30,499 --> 01:38:32,673 Like he was tracking my entire life. 1408 01:38:32,811 --> 01:38:34,158 How rewarding.Super news. 1409 01:38:34,296 --> 01:38:35,504 We wanna hear about it. 1410 01:38:35,642 --> 01:38:37,747 Yeah, but we're trying to save the world. 1411 01:38:37,885 --> 01:38:40,233 Okay. Cool. I'm in. Uh, how can I help? 1412 01:38:40,371 --> 01:38:42,476 No!What the hell was that? 1413 01:38:42,614 --> 01:38:45,031 That was your boyfriend Gary.Boyfriend? 1414 01:38:53,177 --> 01:38:54,764 Inside that trap is the Gatekeeper. 1415 01:38:54,902 --> 01:38:56,180 Gatekeeper?If the Gatekeeper 1416 01:38:56,318 --> 01:38:57,215 and the Keymaster reunite-- 1417 01:38:57,353 --> 01:38:59,459 Keymaster?One second. 1418 01:39:09,262 --> 01:39:10,297 Phoebe. 1419 01:39:10,435 --> 01:39:12,437 You're-- You're-- 1420 01:39:14,439 --> 01:39:15,544 I'm a scientist. 1421 01:39:19,030 --> 01:39:21,205 Oh. We got her!Yes! 1422 01:39:21,343 --> 01:39:22,654 This was Grandpa's plan. 1423 01:39:24,449 --> 01:39:25,554 Coming in hot! 1424 01:39:30,455 --> 01:39:31,698 [ALL SCREAM] 1425 01:39:46,954 --> 01:39:48,473 Mom, come on! 1426 01:39:48,611 --> 01:39:49,647 Oh, my God. 1427 01:39:54,721 --> 01:39:56,654 [♪♪♪] 1428 01:40:02,798 --> 01:40:04,282 Get back. Get back.Mom. 1429 01:40:07,734 --> 01:40:09,080 What's up?Hey. 1430 01:40:13,878 --> 01:40:14,810 No, no, no. 1431 01:40:51,053 --> 01:40:51,916 Pull the lever. 1432 01:40:52,054 --> 01:40:52,951 Pull--? 1433 01:40:54,815 --> 01:40:55,747 [GASPS] 1434 01:41:04,722 --> 01:41:05,619 Aah! 1435 01:41:06,379 --> 01:41:07,276 Hey! 1436 01:41:18,805 --> 01:41:20,600 Come on, what are you waiting for? 1437 01:41:20,738 --> 01:41:22,084 I'm waiting for this thing to work! 1438 01:41:22,222 --> 01:41:23,499 It's not working!Uh... 1439 01:41:25,329 --> 01:41:27,124 [CHITTERING] 1440 01:41:31,128 --> 01:41:32,025 [SCREAMING] 1441 01:41:39,515 --> 01:41:41,276 Mom, hit the pedal!Pedal? 1442 01:41:58,327 --> 01:41:59,708 Lucky! 1443 01:41:59,846 --> 01:42:01,123 Podcast, what are you doing? 1444 01:42:01,261 --> 01:42:02,642 I've got my own problems! 1445 01:42:19,072 --> 01:42:20,660 [SCREAMING] 1446 01:42:39,368 --> 01:42:42,199 [♪♪♪] 1447 01:42:52,588 --> 01:42:53,589 Oh, no. 1448 01:42:55,350 --> 01:42:56,213 No. 1449 01:43:01,218 --> 01:43:02,460 MAN: Hey, flattop. 1450 01:43:05,877 --> 01:43:07,016 Have you missed us? 1451 01:43:11,538 --> 01:43:13,678 Gozer the Gozerian...[ALL GASP] 1452 01:43:13,816 --> 01:43:16,474 ...in the name of the county of Summerville, state of Oklahoma, 1453 01:43:16,612 --> 01:43:18,235 the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, 1454 01:43:18,373 --> 01:43:20,409 all the members of Ducks Unlimited, 1455 01:43:20,547 --> 01:43:23,101 the Association for the Advancement of Retired Persons, 1456 01:43:23,240 --> 01:43:26,484 I command you under the National Invasive Species Act 1457 01:43:26,622 --> 01:43:29,798 to depart this world immediately. 1458 01:43:29,936 --> 01:43:30,868 Bravo. 1459 01:43:31,972 --> 01:43:33,560 [SNARLS] [SNARLS] 1460 01:43:34,699 --> 01:43:36,391 I think she remembers us. 1461 01:43:39,739 --> 01:43:41,499 Are you... 1462 01:43:41,637 --> 01:43:43,121 a god? 1463 01:43:46,401 --> 01:43:48,161 Ray?Oh, come on, Ray. 1464 01:43:49,749 --> 01:43:50,888 Yes. 1465 01:43:51,026 --> 01:43:53,028 Yeah, we're all gods. 1466 01:43:53,166 --> 01:43:55,686 Yeah, I mean, we're all pretty dang special down here. 1467 01:43:55,824 --> 01:43:57,101 On a personal note: 1468 01:43:57,239 --> 01:43:59,655 I thought that we had busted up for good. 1469 01:43:59,793 --> 01:44:01,278 It wasn't working for me. 1470 01:44:01,416 --> 01:44:04,453 My friends didn't think so. I know yours didn't. 1471 01:44:04,591 --> 01:44:06,800 Okay, playtime's over. Let's toast this muffin. 1472 01:44:09,941 --> 01:44:11,322 Light them up. 1473 01:44:11,460 --> 01:44:12,875 [WHIRRING] 1474 01:44:13,013 --> 01:44:14,946 [GIGGLES]Man, I love that sound. 1475 01:44:17,052 --> 01:44:18,329 PETER: On the count of three. 1476 01:44:18,467 --> 01:44:20,952 Go on "two." One. Two. 1477 01:44:23,852 --> 01:44:26,475 Yeah, nothing stings like a billion electron volts! 1478 01:44:36,451 --> 01:44:37,555 Yes! 1479 01:44:39,281 --> 01:44:40,247 Do you feel that?Yeah. 1480 01:44:40,386 --> 01:44:41,318 Uh-oh. 1481 01:44:45,529 --> 01:44:47,324 She's uncrossing the streams! 1482 01:44:52,812 --> 01:44:53,882 No!Oh! 1483 01:44:56,022 --> 01:44:56,885 Are they dead? 1484 01:44:57,023 --> 01:44:58,058 [ALL GROANING] 1485 01:45:00,716 --> 01:45:03,063 I don't remember this job being so painful. 1486 01:45:04,375 --> 01:45:06,929 I do.You got a lot of nerve. 1487 01:45:07,067 --> 01:45:08,862 [GROWLS] 1488 01:45:09,000 --> 01:45:12,521 Coming back here, crawling back to me. 1489 01:45:12,659 --> 01:45:15,938 We could've been the most spectacular power couple. 1490 01:45:16,076 --> 01:45:20,391 You know, my sense of fun and your personality. 1491 01:45:20,529 --> 01:45:23,429 But, no, you always had to vanquish and conquer. 1492 01:45:23,567 --> 01:45:25,120 Always had to maim somebody. 1493 01:45:25,258 --> 01:45:28,744 And that's probably the number one reason why-- 1494 01:45:28,882 --> 01:45:30,332 Good try, anyway. 1495 01:45:30,470 --> 01:45:32,576 Now we're finished, babe. 1496 01:45:32,714 --> 01:45:33,818 We're finished. 1497 01:45:42,655 --> 01:45:43,518 No. 1498 01:45:47,245 --> 01:45:49,178 [♪♪♪] 1499 01:45:55,944 --> 01:45:57,290 Come on, Phoebe. 1500 01:46:14,272 --> 01:46:16,171 [♪♪♪] 1501 01:46:24,075 --> 01:46:24,938 [MOUTHS] Holy shit. 1502 01:46:38,745 --> 01:46:40,367 [ALL SCREAMING] 1503 01:46:44,682 --> 01:46:46,650 [YELLING] 1504 01:47:08,672 --> 01:47:09,604 We're on! 1505 01:47:16,473 --> 01:47:18,682 [POWERING UP] 1506 01:47:33,835 --> 01:47:35,975 [THUNDER CRASHES] 1507 01:47:51,369 --> 01:47:52,854 [SCREAMING] 1508 01:47:59,446 --> 01:48:01,172 [POWERING DOWN] 1509 01:48:03,554 --> 01:48:06,488 [♪♪♪] 1510 01:48:12,045 --> 01:48:13,357 I thought you might turn up. 1511 01:48:19,156 --> 01:48:20,053 I'm sorry... 1512 01:48:21,192 --> 01:48:22,711 I didn't believe you. 1513 01:48:25,024 --> 01:48:26,059 I should've called. 1514 01:48:27,336 --> 01:48:28,545 I miss you, my friend. 1515 01:48:32,721 --> 01:48:33,757 [ZAPS] 1516 01:48:34,861 --> 01:48:36,242 [GASPS]Are you okay? 1517 01:48:36,380 --> 01:48:38,209 You scared the shit out of me.Mom. 1518 01:48:38,347 --> 01:48:39,625 I can't breathe. 1519 01:48:39,763 --> 01:48:40,729 Okay. 1520 01:48:42,386 --> 01:48:43,939 Hi there. 1521 01:48:44,077 --> 01:48:45,769 Pete Venkman from the home office. 1522 01:48:45,907 --> 01:48:48,219 Thanks for pitching in.You're welcome. 1523 01:48:48,357 --> 01:48:49,669 I like your style. 1524 01:48:49,807 --> 01:48:51,291 Who's that one? 1525 01:48:51,429 --> 01:48:52,327 Callie. 1526 01:48:54,605 --> 01:48:55,986 Callie Spengler. 1527 01:48:56,124 --> 01:48:57,608 Spengler?Mm. 1528 01:48:57,746 --> 01:49:00,646 Weird name. Try to make the best of that. 1529 01:49:00,784 --> 01:49:03,165 All right. We're gonna have cocoa inside. 1530 01:49:03,303 --> 01:49:05,443 And some of us will have rum with it. 1531 01:49:06,790 --> 01:49:07,756 TREVOR: Lucky! 1532 01:49:07,894 --> 01:49:09,620 [MUFFLED SHOUTING] 1533 01:49:13,003 --> 01:49:16,282 Oh.God. Hey. Hey, man. 1534 01:49:16,420 --> 01:49:19,768 Are you okay?Yeah, I-- Yeah. 1535 01:49:19,906 --> 01:49:21,563 My hands hurt from galloping. 1536 01:49:29,364 --> 01:49:31,021 Oh, my God. 1537 01:49:31,159 --> 01:49:32,609 I totally thought I lost you. 1538 01:49:32,747 --> 01:49:34,231 Sorry about that. 1539 01:49:35,128 --> 01:49:36,267 Well, that was weird. 1540 01:49:36,405 --> 01:49:37,614 Mm-hm. Yeah. 1541 01:49:38,925 --> 01:49:40,133 I'm bleeding. Why am I bleeding? 1542 01:49:40,271 --> 01:49:41,514 You headbutted a park bench. 1543 01:49:41,652 --> 01:49:43,274 Oh, right. Yeah.Yeah. 1544 01:49:45,932 --> 01:49:47,416 Hi. Hi. 1545 01:49:48,590 --> 01:49:51,351 Um, back there, yeah.Yeah. 1546 01:49:51,489 --> 01:49:53,181 I mean, before we became dogs 1547 01:49:53,319 --> 01:49:57,116 and opened the gates of hell, I think that maybe we, uh-- 1548 01:49:57,254 --> 01:49:59,325 Yeah. Yeah, I think so too. 1549 01:50:00,775 --> 01:50:02,362 But then we saved the world, so... 1550 01:50:02,500 --> 01:50:03,847 That's true. 1551 01:50:08,092 --> 01:50:10,474 Are you all right, son? 1552 01:50:10,612 --> 01:50:14,167 You just singlehandedly defeated a manifestation of Gozer. 1553 01:50:14,305 --> 01:50:16,169 You gotta be on my podcast. 1554 01:50:16,307 --> 01:50:17,654 Sure. What's it called? 1555 01:50:17,792 --> 01:50:19,517 Mystical Tales of the Unknown Universe. 1556 01:50:19,656 --> 01:50:21,554 M.T.U.U.,that's you? 1557 01:50:21,692 --> 01:50:22,555 Wait. 1558 01:50:22,693 --> 01:50:24,039 You're my subscriber?! 1559 01:50:24,177 --> 01:50:27,422 Really found its voice in the 46th episode. 1560 01:50:29,182 --> 01:50:31,046 What did they do to you? 1561 01:50:33,462 --> 01:50:34,429 Don't worry. 1562 01:50:35,982 --> 01:50:38,364 I'll take you home, get you all cleaned up. 1563 01:50:44,128 --> 01:50:45,026 Go. 1564 01:50:49,651 --> 01:50:50,548 Hey. 1565 01:51:22,857 --> 01:51:24,721 [♪♪♪] 1566 01:52:31,546 --> 01:52:34,445 [SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE] 1567 01:52:37,724 --> 01:52:40,624 [RAY PARKER JR.'S "GHOSTBUSTERS" PLAYING] 1568 01:53:01,852 --> 01:53:03,958 ♪ Ghostbusters! ♪ 1569 01:53:04,096 --> 01:53:08,548 ♪ If there's something strange In your neighborhood ♪ 1570 01:53:08,686 --> 01:53:10,378 ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪ 1571 01:53:10,516 --> 01:53:12,587 ♪ Ghostbusters! ♪ 1572 01:53:12,725 --> 01:53:16,902 ♪ If there's something weird And it don't look good ♪ 1573 01:53:17,040 --> 01:53:18,696 ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪ 1574 01:53:18,835 --> 01:53:21,078 ♪ Ghostbusters! ♪ 1575 01:53:27,429 --> 01:53:29,569 ♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪ 1576 01:53:35,852 --> 01:53:37,750 ♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪ 1577 01:53:46,000 --> 01:53:50,176 ♪ If you're seeing things Running through your head ♪ 1578 01:53:50,314 --> 01:53:51,902 ♪ Who can you call? ♪ 1579 01:53:52,040 --> 01:53:53,973 ♪ Ghostbusters! ♪ 1580 01:53:54,111 --> 01:53:58,219 ♪ An invisible man Sleepin' in your bed ♪ 1581 01:53:58,357 --> 01:54:00,255 ♪ Ow, who you gonna call? ♪ 1582 01:54:00,393 --> 01:54:02,499 ♪ Ghostbusters! ♪ 1583 01:54:09,161 --> 01:54:11,266 ♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪ 1584 01:54:17,445 --> 01:54:19,516 ♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪ 1585 01:54:23,692 --> 01:54:25,108 ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪ 1586 01:54:25,246 --> 01:54:27,662 ♪ Ghostbusters! ♪ 1587 01:54:27,800 --> 01:54:31,631 ♪ If you're all alone Pick up the phone ♪ 1588 01:54:31,769 --> 01:54:33,530 ♪ And call ♪ 1589 01:54:33,668 --> 01:54:35,739 ♪ Ghostbusters! ♪ 1590 01:54:37,292 --> 01:54:38,431 Tell me what this is. 1591 01:54:43,540 --> 01:54:44,472 Lines. 1592 01:54:46,543 --> 01:54:47,820 Two-- 1593 01:54:47,958 --> 01:54:49,408 No, three... 1594 01:54:51,237 --> 01:54:52,963 wavy lines. 1595 01:54:53,101 --> 01:54:56,311 [♪♪♪] 1596 01:54:56,449 --> 01:54:57,934 It's amazing.You're amazing. 1597 01:54:58,072 --> 01:54:59,590 With your ability to... 1598 01:55:00,764 --> 01:55:02,214 flood my psychic powers. 1599 01:55:02,352 --> 01:55:04,630 I can't believe you used to shock your students. 1600 01:55:04,768 --> 01:55:07,288 Between us, I only zapped the guys. 1601 01:55:07,426 --> 01:55:08,530 [ZAPS]Aah! 1602 01:55:08,668 --> 01:55:10,394 It was flawed science. 1603 01:55:10,532 --> 01:55:12,120 I know that now. I admit that. 1604 01:55:12,258 --> 01:55:13,501 Ready? 1605 01:55:13,639 --> 01:55:14,951 Try this one. 1606 01:55:17,919 --> 01:55:18,816 Take a moment. 1607 01:55:19,990 --> 01:55:21,267 Uh... 1608 01:55:23,925 --> 01:55:25,444 It's a five-pointed star. 1609 01:55:26,652 --> 01:55:28,654 Yes?How are you doing that? 1610 01:55:28,792 --> 01:55:30,656 Some believe that true love 1611 01:55:30,794 --> 01:55:33,141 imbues a subject with the ability-- 1612 01:55:33,279 --> 01:55:34,487 [ZAPS]Ah! 1613 01:55:34,625 --> 01:55:36,662 Did you mark the cards?[CHUCKLES] No. 1614 01:55:36,800 --> 01:55:37,835 You did, didn't you? 1615 01:55:39,423 --> 01:55:40,286 Yeah. 1616 01:55:41,494 --> 01:55:42,944 [SCREAMS] 1617 01:55:44,152 --> 01:55:45,671 It works well. 1618 01:55:45,809 --> 01:55:48,674 [MCKENNA GRACE'S "HAUNTED HOUSE" PLAYING] 1619 01:55:53,851 --> 01:55:55,750 ♪ You walk out the door ♪ 1620 01:55:55,888 --> 01:55:59,236 ♪ Then you want back in The second it's cold outside ♪ 1621 01:55:59,374 --> 01:56:02,032 ♪ And you see I've got something to give ♪ 1622 01:56:02,170 --> 01:56:06,381 ♪ And I'd give it to you A hundred times over ♪ 1623 01:56:06,519 --> 01:56:09,177 ♪ Till you screwed me over Just like the last time ♪ 1624 01:56:09,315 --> 01:56:12,042 ♪ Sayin': "It was the last time" ♪ 1625 01:56:12,180 --> 01:56:14,907 ♪ I paid the price Stayin' alone in my room ♪ 1626 01:56:15,045 --> 01:56:19,705 ♪ After what happened in June Thinking I really loved you ♪ 1627 01:56:19,843 --> 01:56:22,880 ♪ And maybe I still do ♪ 1628 01:56:23,019 --> 01:56:28,714 ♪ But I think you're honestly Something I needed to lose ♪ 1629 01:56:28,852 --> 01:56:30,543 ♪ No, it's not healthy ♪ 1630 01:56:30,681 --> 01:56:33,512 ♪ It doesn't help me But I do it anyways ♪ 1631 01:56:33,650 --> 01:56:35,238 ♪ Lookin' at photos ♪ 1632 01:56:35,376 --> 01:56:39,449 ♪ Reading the letters That you gave me ♪ 1633 01:56:39,587 --> 01:56:43,763 ♪ I could never Throw them out ♪ 1634 01:56:43,901 --> 01:56:46,628 ♪ 'Cause a ghost never leaves A haunted house ♪ 1635 01:56:48,389 --> 01:56:52,669 [SINGER VOCALIZING] 1636 01:56:52,807 --> 01:56:56,535 ♪ A ghost never leaves A haunted house ♪ 1637 01:57:03,231 --> 01:57:07,028 ♪ I get reminiscent ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ 1638 01:57:07,166 --> 01:57:10,273 ♪ When somebody Says your name ♪ 1639 01:57:12,102 --> 01:57:16,141 ♪ Almost glad I miss it ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ 1640 01:57:16,279 --> 01:57:20,835 ♪ 'Cause it's better than Not feeling a single thing ♪ 1641 01:57:20,973 --> 01:57:26,358 ♪ Even after all the white lies Empty goodbyes ♪ 1642 01:57:26,496 --> 01:57:28,325 ♪ All the tears ♪ 1643 01:57:28,463 --> 01:57:34,228 ♪ And all the times you weren't There when I needed you to be ♪ 1644 01:57:34,366 --> 01:57:36,644 ♪ Hoping you're right where You wanna be ♪ 1645 01:57:36,782 --> 01:57:39,647 ♪ Even if it's not with me ♪ 1646 01:57:39,785 --> 01:57:41,407 ♪ I know it's not healthy ♪ 1647 01:57:41,545 --> 01:57:44,307 ♪ It doesn't help me But I do it anyways ♪ 1648 01:57:44,445 --> 01:57:46,032 ♪ Looking at photos ♪ 1649 01:57:46,171 --> 01:57:50,278 ♪ Reading the letters That you gave me ♪ 1650 01:57:50,416 --> 01:57:54,144 ♪ I could never Throw them out ♪ 1651 01:57:54,282 --> 01:57:57,113 ♪ 'Cause a ghost never leaves A haunted house ♪ 1652 01:57:59,287 --> 01:58:01,393 [SINGER VOCALIZING] 1653 01:58:03,636 --> 01:58:07,226 ♪ A ghost never leaves A haunted house ♪ 1654 01:58:12,611 --> 01:58:15,441 ♪ A ghost never leaves A haunted house ♪ 1655 01:58:17,305 --> 01:58:20,860 ♪ I think we're on Our final scene ♪ 1656 01:58:20,998 --> 01:58:25,348 ♪ Keep us good In all our memories ♪ 1657 01:58:25,486 --> 01:58:30,042 ♪ So I don't have to Throw them out ♪ 1658 01:58:30,180 --> 01:58:33,183 ♪ A ghost never leaves A haunted house ♪ 1659 01:58:34,080 --> 01:58:36,980 [♪♪♪] 1660 02:01:12,480 --> 02:01:15,345 [♪♪♪] 1661 02:01:49,275 --> 02:01:52,520 [SIREN WAILING] 1662 02:01:52,658 --> 02:01:55,903 I want you to take this.What is it? 1663 02:01:56,041 --> 02:01:57,836 It's a souvenir from the World's Fair 1664 02:01:57,974 --> 02:02:01,426 at Flushing Meadow in 1964. 1665 02:02:01,564 --> 02:02:03,255 It's my lucky coin. 1666 02:02:03,393 --> 02:02:06,569 I shouldn't take it. We might not be coming back. 1667 02:02:06,707 --> 02:02:09,744 Take it anyway. I got another one at home. 1668 02:02:12,644 --> 02:02:15,025 [♪♪♪] 1669 02:02:16,579 --> 02:02:18,581 WINSTON: Egon was the brains. 1670 02:02:18,719 --> 02:02:19,892 Ray was the heart. 1671 02:02:21,307 --> 02:02:22,516 Peter just kept it cool. 1672 02:02:22,654 --> 02:02:24,069 [JANINE CHUCKLES] 1673 02:02:24,207 --> 02:02:25,829 JANINE: Who were you? 1674 02:02:25,967 --> 02:02:27,003 The sex appeal. 1675 02:02:27,141 --> 02:02:28,556 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1676 02:02:31,007 --> 02:02:33,389 You've done very well for yourself. 1677 02:02:33,527 --> 02:02:35,874 A lot of shelf space. 1678 02:02:36,012 --> 02:02:38,255 See, that's the thing. 1679 02:02:38,394 --> 02:02:40,085 I don't do it for me. 1680 02:02:41,189 --> 02:02:42,605 I do it for my kids, 1681 02:02:42,743 --> 02:02:45,918 and I wanna be an example of what's possible. 1682 02:02:46,056 --> 02:02:49,094 You still covering the rent at Ray's bookshop? 1683 02:02:49,232 --> 02:02:52,787 [CHUCKLES] Ray's gonna turn a profit one of these days. 1684 02:02:52,925 --> 02:02:56,204 JANINE [CHUCKLES]: I remember the day you came in. 1685 02:02:56,342 --> 02:02:59,207 WINSTON: I came in looking for a steady paycheck. 1686 02:02:59,345 --> 02:03:01,658 But busting ghosts with the guys... 1687 02:03:01,796 --> 02:03:03,764 taught me not to be afraid. 1688 02:03:03,902 --> 02:03:06,525 That I had the tools and I had the talent. 1689 02:03:06,663 --> 02:03:10,287 I started this business with one employee. 1690 02:03:10,426 --> 02:03:13,463 And I've grown it into a thriving global enterprise. 1691 02:03:14,568 --> 02:03:16,777 I may be a businessman, 1692 02:03:16,915 --> 02:03:19,952 but I will always be a Ghostbuster. 1693 02:03:20,090 --> 02:03:22,472 [♪♪♪] 1694 02:03:35,934 --> 02:03:38,592 [HIGH-PITCH WHINING]