1 00:05:11,063 --> 00:05:11,980 Almost done. 2 00:05:14,232 --> 00:05:16,735 -Your mustache is really coming in. -Mom! 3 00:05:19,905 --> 00:05:20,739 Phoebe! 4 00:05:23,408 --> 00:05:24,493 I'm bleeding! 5 00:05:24,576 --> 00:05:25,786 You made me bleed! 6 00:05:25,869 --> 00:05:27,204 You'll live. Phoebe! 7 00:05:28,705 --> 00:05:29,623 What are you doing? 8 00:05:29,706 --> 00:05:33,877 Neighbor's electricity is running out of phase. I tied in, bumped us up to 220. 9 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,128 Now I can run my lathe. 10 00:05:35,212 --> 00:05:37,464 And you didn't think to ask me? 11 00:05:37,547 --> 00:05:39,966 I mean, you just demonstrate zero aptitude for science. 12 00:05:40,050 --> 00:05:42,052 -Got it. -You're better at other things. 13 00:05:42,135 --> 00:05:44,596 -Like quesadillas. -My hair dryer. 14 00:05:44,679 --> 00:05:46,598 -Your quesadillas are excellent. -Thank you. 15 00:05:47,307 --> 00:05:48,683 -Now what? -Mom! 16 00:05:49,768 --> 00:05:52,145 -Really? You don't have legs? -I'm not an adult. 17 00:05:55,190 --> 00:05:57,818 I'm literally driving to pick up a check now. 18 00:05:58,902 --> 00:05:59,945 You win lottery? 19 00:06:00,028 --> 00:06:01,696 Kind of. My father died. 20 00:06:01,780 --> 00:06:04,866 Relax. I didn't even know him. I'm surprised he left me anything. 21 00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:06,368 -Sounds like my father. -Yeah? 22 00:06:06,451 --> 00:06:09,579 Did your dad abandon your family and move to the middle of nowhere? 23 00:06:10,247 --> 00:06:11,248 No. 24 00:06:11,998 --> 00:06:17,254 Look, I... I know I have not been a reliable or consistent tenant. 25 00:06:17,337 --> 00:06:19,506 But if you give me a week to settle loose ends, 26 00:06:19,589 --> 00:06:21,675 I'll be back with everything I owe. 27 00:06:23,802 --> 00:06:25,303 I can fix that! 28 00:06:25,971 --> 00:06:26,805 Listen, 29 00:06:27,347 --> 00:06:29,307 I wait for you to leave, 30 00:06:29,391 --> 00:06:31,143 then I change locks. 31 00:07:16,021 --> 00:07:17,105 There it is. 32 00:07:17,189 --> 00:07:18,648 This is Summerville. 33 00:07:18,732 --> 00:07:21,735 -This is where your grandfather lived. -And died. 34 00:07:22,319 --> 00:07:24,029 Come on. Not a single bar? 35 00:07:24,112 --> 00:07:25,822 There'd better be a bar. 36 00:07:25,906 --> 00:07:26,907 That's funny. 37 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,215 "Behold, 38 00:07:43,298 --> 00:07:45,759 there was a great earthquake. 39 00:07:46,343 --> 00:07:48,720 The sun became as black as cloth, 40 00:07:48,803 --> 00:07:50,513 the seas boiled, 41 00:07:50,597 --> 00:07:52,807 the moon became as blood, 42 00:07:52,891 --> 00:07:54,476 the skies fell. 43 00:07:54,559 --> 00:07:56,019 Revelation12." 44 00:07:57,395 --> 00:07:58,396 That was normal. 45 00:07:59,189 --> 00:08:01,900 Maybe it's a good thing you never met your dad. 46 00:08:12,869 --> 00:08:16,164 Great. You didn't tell us we inherited a murder house. 47 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:19,834 And just think. 48 00:08:20,418 --> 00:08:22,295 Now all of this is ours. 49 00:08:33,807 --> 00:08:36,726 Pheebs, be a dear and break into your grandfather's house. 50 00:08:58,957 --> 00:08:59,958 Nice. 51 00:09:05,005 --> 00:09:06,047 Oh, boy. 52 00:09:11,428 --> 00:09:12,721 Not a single photo. 53 00:09:29,279 --> 00:09:30,280 Rats. 54 00:09:34,409 --> 00:09:36,619 You gotta see the gold mine of junk I found out back. 55 00:09:36,703 --> 00:09:37,579 Great. 56 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:42,500 Oh, my God, this is so much worse than I thought it was gonna be. 57 00:09:55,347 --> 00:09:57,015 Under the dining table now! 58 00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:00,352 Phoebe. 59 00:10:02,395 --> 00:10:04,898 Remember that summer we died under a table? 60 00:10:04,981 --> 00:10:06,983 Of course this place is built on a fault line. 61 00:10:07,067 --> 00:10:08,318 Probably just fracking. 62 00:10:08,401 --> 00:10:10,195 It's fracking annoying, is what it is. 63 00:10:11,613 --> 00:10:13,907 It's okay, we're only here for a week. 64 00:10:16,326 --> 00:10:17,243 Give or take. 65 00:10:19,913 --> 00:10:21,206 What does that mean? 66 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:25,001 It means we're staying. 67 00:10:25,585 --> 00:10:27,545 You said we'd only be here for a week! 68 00:10:27,629 --> 00:10:30,298 Yeah, well, that was before we got evicted. 69 00:10:30,382 --> 00:10:31,758 You said you had money saved up. 70 00:10:31,841 --> 00:10:33,802 That was before I had children. 71 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,305 To be fair, you've never been good with money. 72 00:10:37,389 --> 00:10:38,431 Thanks, Pheebs. 73 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:44,521 What's that? 74 00:10:45,146 --> 00:10:46,439 How am I supposed to know? 75 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:52,070 Can I help you? 76 00:10:58,660 --> 00:11:01,162 Hi. We're the-- The-- 77 00:11:02,163 --> 00:11:03,790 This was my father's place. 78 00:11:07,502 --> 00:11:08,420 Hi. 79 00:11:09,254 --> 00:11:10,380 -Hi. -Hi. 80 00:11:12,507 --> 00:11:15,051 I'm Janine Melnitz. We spoke on the phone. 81 00:11:15,135 --> 00:11:16,469 I was your father's-- 82 00:11:16,553 --> 00:11:18,805 You know, we were friends. 83 00:11:18,888 --> 00:11:20,640 -Very sorry for your loss. -It's okay. 84 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:23,351 You knew him better than me. I should be sorry for your loss. 85 00:11:23,435 --> 00:11:26,771 I just tried to keep the bills paid on time, that kind of thing. 86 00:11:26,855 --> 00:11:29,941 -Like a money manager? -There was no money to manage. 87 00:11:30,024 --> 00:11:32,318 He could barely keep the power on. 88 00:11:33,611 --> 00:11:35,155 So he left us nothing? 89 00:11:35,238 --> 00:11:37,949 Well, I wouldn't say that. 90 00:11:39,117 --> 00:11:41,202 There is quite a bit of debt. 91 00:11:43,538 --> 00:11:44,622 Ms. Melnitz, 92 00:11:45,206 --> 00:11:46,332 I'm here to sign forms, 93 00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:49,085 pack the silverware and leave with a rent check. 94 00:11:49,586 --> 00:11:51,588 Are you telling me this place is worthless? 95 00:11:52,172 --> 00:11:54,841 You mean, aside from the sentimental value? 96 00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,356 Are you going to that thing later? 97 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,609 -Yeah, probably. -Where's my order? 98 00:12:14,277 --> 00:12:16,529 I can't believe a place like this still exists. 99 00:12:16,613 --> 00:12:20,450 Can't believe we have to spend summer in this heap. We have lives. 100 00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:23,870 -You don't think I have a life? -No. You're a mom. You live for us. 101 00:12:36,966 --> 00:12:38,134 I'll be right back. 102 00:12:45,975 --> 00:12:48,686 Hey. Maybe you will make a friend out here. 103 00:12:49,562 --> 00:12:50,897 Make them out of what? 104 00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:52,440 I'm serious. 105 00:12:52,524 --> 00:12:55,360 A new home could be an opportunity to start fresh. 106 00:12:55,443 --> 00:12:56,569 Keep an open mind. 107 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:13,670 Two taters, three Spinners, grilled onions, one no cheese. 108 00:13:13,753 --> 00:13:14,712 Lucky, there's-- 109 00:13:14,796 --> 00:13:17,715 -There's something wrong with the meat. -I don't feel so good, Lucky. 110 00:13:17,799 --> 00:13:20,260 There's something wrong. He's throwing up the meat! 111 00:13:20,969 --> 00:13:21,970 Cool place. 112 00:13:23,346 --> 00:13:24,305 Yeah, I'll use that. 113 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:26,975 I don't own it. 114 00:13:27,058 --> 00:13:28,476 I know you don't own it. 115 00:13:28,977 --> 00:13:30,812 You look pretty young to own a business. 116 00:13:32,981 --> 00:13:35,692 I saw the sign out front. 117 00:13:35,775 --> 00:13:36,609 "Help wanted"? 118 00:13:38,236 --> 00:13:39,404 I can be helpful. 119 00:13:41,573 --> 00:13:45,076 Under experience, you put "friendly" with a smiley face? 120 00:13:45,159 --> 00:13:46,703 I didn't really know what to put. 121 00:13:46,786 --> 00:13:49,497 I don't think "friendly" qualifies as an experience. 122 00:13:49,581 --> 00:13:51,291 It's a quality, I guess. 123 00:13:54,627 --> 00:13:55,461 How old are you? 124 00:13:56,546 --> 00:13:57,589 Seventeen. 125 00:13:57,672 --> 00:14:00,049 Think you can put in a good word for me? 126 00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:01,843 I can tell them you have a pulse. 127 00:14:01,926 --> 00:14:03,094 My name's Trevor. 128 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:05,638 -My name's Trevor. -My name's Trevor. 129 00:14:05,722 --> 00:14:08,057 -Dude, that was great. -Dude, that was really cute. 130 00:14:08,141 --> 00:14:09,809 You have a chance with her. You really do. 131 00:14:14,647 --> 00:14:15,898 So where you heading? 132 00:14:15,982 --> 00:14:17,525 We're staying, actually. 133 00:14:17,609 --> 00:14:20,361 You know that farmhouse off the highway with the barn? 134 00:14:20,445 --> 00:14:22,363 Dirt? It was my father's. 135 00:14:22,447 --> 00:14:24,324 Dirt Farmer had a family? 136 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:26,492 You knew my father? 137 00:14:27,327 --> 00:14:28,953 No one knew your father. 138 00:14:29,829 --> 00:14:32,373 Well, I'm sure he'll be missed. 139 00:14:32,457 --> 00:14:33,374 Nope. 140 00:14:43,635 --> 00:14:44,969 What's up, Casanova? 141 00:16:26,863 --> 00:16:27,697 Damn it. 142 00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:37,707 What? 143 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,377 Come on! Bus leaves in 15! 144 00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:56,267 Hey, Pheebs, 145 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:59,020 at school today, don't be afraid to just start a conversation. 146 00:16:59,103 --> 00:17:00,897 Are you kidding me? That's horrible advice. 147 00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:02,815 You're setting her up for failure. 148 00:17:03,316 --> 00:17:05,485 Hey, how are the jokes coming along? 149 00:17:06,402 --> 00:17:08,529 Why should you never trust atoms? 150 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,991 Because they make up everything. 151 00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:15,745 -That's funny. -No, it's not. 152 00:17:15,828 --> 00:17:18,122 -You can drop me off here. -Are you embarrassed? 153 00:17:18,206 --> 00:17:19,248 Yeah. Bye. 154 00:17:25,171 --> 00:17:26,172 Love you! 155 00:17:29,425 --> 00:17:30,802 That almost killed you. 156 00:17:30,885 --> 00:17:32,136 Yeah, with your face. 157 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:34,013 What's wrong? You love school. 158 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,264 I love learning. 159 00:17:35,348 --> 00:17:38,059 This is a state-sponsored work camp for delinquents. 160 00:17:38,142 --> 00:17:41,395 Fine. You can help me scrape asbestos out of the attic. 161 00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:45,233 I'll take my chances with public education. 162 00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:48,277 Hey, don't be yourself. 163 00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:53,825 You okay? 164 00:17:54,909 --> 00:17:57,912 Yeah. First day. Can you imagine who they've got teaching summer school? 165 00:17:57,995 --> 00:17:59,664 I can. I teach here. 166 00:18:00,373 --> 00:18:01,916 Oh, I'm so sorry. 167 00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,543 No, it's okay. It's-- 168 00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:07,129 Most of the kids that go here, they're not very bright. 169 00:18:07,213 --> 00:18:08,047 Hey, Colin. 170 00:18:10,091 --> 00:18:10,925 He's-- 171 00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:13,803 I can kind of do whatever I want. 172 00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:15,096 Score. 173 00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:16,097 Right? 174 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:17,181 Dream job. 175 00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:24,814 Good morning, class. How's everybody doing today? 176 00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:26,983 My name's Mr. Grooberson. 177 00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:29,902 I know. 178 00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:32,613 You don't wanna be here. I don't wanna be here either. 179 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:37,994 Now, apparently, your school is still operating on VHS, 180 00:18:38,077 --> 00:18:41,706 but I found this gem in the teachers' lounge. 181 00:18:41,789 --> 00:18:43,249 It's great. It's called Cujo . 182 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:46,002 It's about a rabid Saint Bernard that-- 183 00:18:46,085 --> 00:18:48,421 You know what? I don't wanna give too much away. 184 00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:51,173 But imagine Beethoven if he contracted rabies 185 00:18:51,257 --> 00:18:53,467 and just started mauling children. 186 00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:54,719 You'll get an idea. 187 00:18:55,678 --> 00:18:56,554 Enjoy. 188 00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:05,855 Speeding. Three, two, one. 189 00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:08,524 She sits alone. 190 00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:11,819 An outcast, rejected by her peers. 191 00:19:12,612 --> 00:19:14,155 But what is her secret? 192 00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:16,449 Perhaps she's on the run. 193 00:19:17,992 --> 00:19:18,993 On the run... 194 00:19:19,994 --> 00:19:21,871 from herself. 195 00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:23,122 And go. 196 00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:27,168 Actually, my grandfather died. 197 00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:29,921 My mom says we're here to pick through the rubble of his life. 198 00:19:30,004 --> 00:19:33,507 So you're here to uncover the mystery of his death? 199 00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:35,384 No. 200 00:19:35,468 --> 00:19:37,011 It was natural causes. 201 00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:41,223 Are you sure it wasn't unnatural causes? 202 00:19:41,307 --> 00:19:42,308 Yes. 203 00:19:42,892 --> 00:19:45,144 Pretty sure it was a heart attack. 204 00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,022 The silent killer. 205 00:19:50,316 --> 00:19:51,817 I'm Phoebe. 206 00:19:51,901 --> 00:19:53,444 Cool. I'm Podcast. 207 00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:55,446 Why do people call you Podcast? 208 00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:58,574 I call myself Podcast. Because of my podcast. 209 00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:03,412 Doing some painting? 210 00:20:03,496 --> 00:20:04,330 Yeah. 211 00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:07,208 Whereabouts you staying? 212 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:10,169 That old apocalyptic ranch off of 99. 213 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,921 It was my father's place. 214 00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:13,506 Dirt Farmer had a family? 215 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,967 You all called him the Dirt Farmer? 216 00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:17,259 Meant nothing by it. 217 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:20,846 Man spends every week working a piece of land... 218 00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:26,435 but never seeding, never watering, never growing a ding-dang thing. 219 00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:28,062 It's curious behavior. 220 00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:30,106 Great customer though. 221 00:20:30,773 --> 00:20:33,192 He-- He bought some bizarre shit. 222 00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:35,820 Yeah, that sounds like him. 223 00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:00,803 What is this? 224 00:21:02,388 --> 00:21:03,222 Hello. 225 00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:07,852 There's a highly entertaining movie about a killer dog 226 00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:09,103 happening right over there. 227 00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:10,521 Is this a seismic map? 228 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:15,526 -Yes. How did you know that? -Because it's a map of seismic activity. 229 00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:17,737 -Right. But-- -You're a seismologist? 230 00:21:18,988 --> 00:21:21,657 Does that seem so hard to believe? 231 00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:23,951 Figured you for a football coach. 232 00:21:28,122 --> 00:21:28,998 Thank you. 233 00:21:29,582 --> 00:21:31,792 These don't look tectonic or volcanic. 234 00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:35,087 Okay, smarty. 235 00:21:35,171 --> 00:21:36,839 Here, check this out. 236 00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:38,883 This is a volcano, all right? 237 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:43,429 It builds and crests. 238 00:21:43,512 --> 00:21:46,182 But this is a tectonic earthquake. 239 00:21:46,265 --> 00:21:50,061 Notice a little P-wave followed by a large S wave. 240 00:21:52,521 --> 00:21:54,106 Yeah, I'm not an idiot. 241 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,192 Clearly. 242 00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:59,528 Well, this is the pattern in Summerville. 243 00:21:59,612 --> 00:22:04,200 Large P-wave, small S wave. Like an explosion. 244 00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:06,952 -Where is it coming from? -I don't know. I don't know. 245 00:22:07,036 --> 00:22:09,705 I set up geophones, but I can't triangulate. 246 00:22:09,789 --> 00:22:10,998 Are you using three? 247 00:22:11,082 --> 00:22:14,293 Yeah. I know how many sides there are in a triangle. 248 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,587 I just thought you were being obtuse. 249 00:22:20,925 --> 00:22:22,259 Was that a geometry joke? 250 00:22:22,343 --> 00:22:24,345 Yes, that's why I winked. 251 00:22:25,763 --> 00:22:26,722 That's terrible. 252 00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:28,682 No, I loved it. 253 00:22:28,766 --> 00:22:33,646 I mean, somehow, a town that isn't anywhere near a tectonic plate, 254 00:22:33,729 --> 00:22:37,108 that has no underground volcanic activity, no fault lines, 255 00:22:37,191 --> 00:22:39,318 no fracking, no loud music even, 256 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,153 is shaking on a daily basis. 257 00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:45,241 Maybe it's the apocalypse. 258 00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:54,750 Twenty-three, 24, 25. 259 00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:58,129 Hey, no-skills. How's inventory? 260 00:22:58,212 --> 00:23:01,048 How's it going? No, it's not good. It's not good at all. 261 00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:04,135 -Does everyone do this? -Yeah, it's important. 262 00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:05,719 You okay? 263 00:23:05,803 --> 00:23:07,513 Your lips are literally blue. 264 00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:08,889 Yeah, I'm fine. 265 00:23:08,973 --> 00:23:12,017 -You should borrow my hoodie. -No, it's fine. Seriously. 266 00:23:12,101 --> 00:23:13,435 It's really masculine. 267 00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:15,437 It's got a wolf on it. Trust me. 268 00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:16,939 Okay. 269 00:23:21,777 --> 00:23:23,654 I'm surprised it fits me. 270 00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,531 Yeah, it's my boyfriend's, actually. 271 00:23:26,949 --> 00:23:28,075 Back to inventory. 272 00:23:30,202 --> 00:23:33,455 Okay, we're speeding. Three, two, one. 273 00:23:33,539 --> 00:23:36,834 Yeah, just introduce yourself and tell me what you ate for breakfast. 274 00:23:37,877 --> 00:23:38,711 Phoebe. 275 00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:40,045 Toast. 276 00:23:41,130 --> 00:23:44,592 Okay, maybe a little more. Tell me a joke or something. 277 00:23:45,384 --> 00:23:46,343 A joke? 278 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,057 What do you call a dead polar bear? 279 00:23:53,893 --> 00:23:55,019 Anything you want. 280 00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:57,688 It can't hear you now. 281 00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:04,778 That was funny. 282 00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:06,238 You're funny. 283 00:24:06,906 --> 00:24:08,032 Pretty hilarious joke. 284 00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:12,077 Fun fact: Did you know Summerville has more dead residents than living ones? 285 00:24:12,161 --> 00:24:14,622 Yeah, that's how cemeteries work. 286 00:24:14,705 --> 00:24:17,291 Wertheimers Hardware, run by the Illuminati. 287 00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:19,168 -Lizard people. -Lizard people? 288 00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:23,214 Jefferson, Einstein, Beyoncé? How do you think we got the pyramids? 289 00:24:23,297 --> 00:24:25,132 -Slaves? -Movie theater. 290 00:24:25,216 --> 00:24:26,508 That one's haunted. 291 00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:28,427 I don't believe in ghosts. 292 00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:30,846 What? 293 00:24:31,347 --> 00:24:32,473 How can you--? 294 00:24:32,556 --> 00:24:35,142 I mean, all the evidence! You don't believe in spirits? 295 00:24:35,893 --> 00:24:36,810 No. 296 00:24:37,728 --> 00:24:40,898 I think we're all just kind of meat puppets. 297 00:24:42,441 --> 00:24:45,319 There's something you need to see. I'll grab my wheels. 298 00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:56,330 -Are we even allowed to be here? -Oh, yeah. 299 00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:57,498 Totally. 300 00:24:57,581 --> 00:24:59,333 The mine's been closed since the '40s. 301 00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:03,337 They just put all these signs up 'cause of hazardous chemical leaks 302 00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:04,797 and on account of dynamite. 303 00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:06,632 I do this. 304 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,518 The whole town was basically a mining operation. 305 00:25:17,601 --> 00:25:19,478 They bore out this mountain like a grapefruit 306 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:22,648 and smelted everything into cold-riveted selenium girders. 307 00:25:23,232 --> 00:25:26,694 Why would you make a steel beam out of an electro conductor like selenium? 308 00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:30,030 Right? 309 00:25:30,114 --> 00:25:31,031 Weird. 310 00:25:32,116 --> 00:25:33,367 Until one day, 311 00:25:33,993 --> 00:25:36,412 they were forced to close down the whole enchilada. 312 00:25:36,495 --> 00:25:37,538 Why? 313 00:25:39,081 --> 00:25:42,543 One by one, miners who had worked for years 314 00:25:42,626 --> 00:25:46,505 began leaping down the mine shaft to their death. 315 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:51,093 They called it the Shandorian curse. 316 00:26:13,449 --> 00:26:14,825 Who built these? 317 00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:16,285 Depends who you believe. 318 00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:19,204 One day, they just showed up without explanation. 319 00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:23,042 Cool. 320 00:26:51,487 --> 00:26:53,405 What a shitbox. 321 00:26:56,075 --> 00:26:57,951 So, what's your podcast about? 322 00:26:58,744 --> 00:27:02,414 Mostly mysteries and the unknown, conspiracy theories, 323 00:27:02,498 --> 00:27:03,916 the occasional restaurant review. 324 00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:06,752 Maybe I could check it out sometime. 325 00:27:07,503 --> 00:27:09,713 -Really? -Yeah. 326 00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:18,514 The show really finds its voice on Episode 46. 327 00:27:18,597 --> 00:27:19,598 Okay. 328 00:27:20,891 --> 00:27:21,725 Hey. 329 00:27:21,809 --> 00:27:25,437 Look, this is totally cool if this is a no. Zero "presh." 330 00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:27,147 But... 331 00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:30,692 do you wanna be my lab partner? 332 00:27:32,403 --> 00:27:36,615 Well, I don't think we're gonna be doing any labs, but yeah. 333 00:27:37,408 --> 00:27:39,034 Yeah, sure, I'd love to. 334 00:27:39,118 --> 00:27:41,286 Cool, cool. All right. 335 00:27:42,454 --> 00:27:43,288 Yeah. 336 00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:46,458 Well, this is me. 337 00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:49,253 The Dirt Farmer's house? 338 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:51,880 -Yeah, he was my grandfather. -No way, dude! 339 00:27:52,923 --> 00:27:54,675 So you're just gonna walk in? 340 00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:59,012 Are you recording me? 341 00:27:59,096 --> 00:28:01,807 Yeah, just in case your body's pulled apart into tiny pieces 342 00:28:01,890 --> 00:28:03,600 by an unseen dark force. 343 00:28:06,645 --> 00:28:08,730 All right. Bye! 344 00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:44,933 Okay, so this is happening. 345 00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:10,751 Hello? 346 00:31:25,636 --> 00:31:26,470 No! 347 00:31:29,973 --> 00:31:32,225 Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play? 348 00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:40,025 I need to know what's lurking inside. 349 00:31:40,651 --> 00:31:41,568 No way. 350 00:31:41,652 --> 00:31:44,029 -Killer replica. -Totally. 351 00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:45,322 A replica of what? 352 00:31:45,864 --> 00:31:46,740 A trap. 353 00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:49,451 A ghost trap. 354 00:31:52,537 --> 00:31:55,374 How do you of all people not know about this? 355 00:31:55,457 --> 00:31:56,500 I'm ashamed. 356 00:31:57,125 --> 00:32:01,338 I was obsessed. New York in the '80s, it was like The Walking Dead. 357 00:32:02,005 --> 00:32:03,715 Then it just stopped? 358 00:32:03,799 --> 00:32:06,134 There hasn't been a ghost sighting in 30 years. 359 00:32:18,230 --> 00:32:19,231 Wait a minute. 360 00:32:21,066 --> 00:32:22,567 This thing is real? 361 00:32:22,651 --> 00:32:23,944 -Absolutely. -Maybe. 362 00:32:25,195 --> 00:32:26,947 I found it in my living room. 363 00:32:27,030 --> 00:32:28,407 She lives on the Dirt Farm. 364 00:32:28,865 --> 00:32:30,492 Oh, the really spooky one? 365 00:32:30,575 --> 00:32:32,202 Yeah, the one that says "dirt" on it. 366 00:32:33,745 --> 00:32:35,330 What happened in New York? 367 00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:38,417 The whole city was freaking out. 368 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:41,878 Then these physicists showed up with these portable proton accelerators 369 00:32:41,962 --> 00:32:44,673 and blew the roof off of a Manhattan high-rise. 370 00:32:48,844 --> 00:32:50,137 None of this rings a bell? 371 00:32:50,762 --> 00:32:52,973 It happened 20 years before we were born. 372 00:32:53,056 --> 00:32:54,224 I believe it. 373 00:32:54,307 --> 00:32:57,769 Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters! 374 00:32:59,604 --> 00:33:00,731 I mean, 375 00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:03,817 your dad never mentioned this? 376 00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:05,235 It's just my mom. 377 00:33:05,861 --> 00:33:06,987 Just your mom. 378 00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:09,740 Cool. 379 00:33:10,365 --> 00:33:11,283 "Cool"? 380 00:33:12,284 --> 00:33:14,035 I wonder if this still works. 381 00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:16,913 Should we open it? 382 00:33:27,591 --> 00:33:28,425 Glasses. 383 00:33:28,884 --> 00:33:31,428 Two millimeters of plastic eye protection? 384 00:33:31,511 --> 00:33:32,804 Are you sure this is safe? 385 00:33:32,888 --> 00:33:33,764 Safe? 386 00:33:34,473 --> 00:33:35,307 No. 387 00:33:36,099 --> 00:33:37,184 No. 388 00:33:37,267 --> 00:33:38,810 History is safe. 389 00:33:38,894 --> 00:33:40,812 Geometry, that's safe. 390 00:33:42,022 --> 00:33:46,943 Science is all particle accelerators and hydrogen bombs. 391 00:33:47,027 --> 00:33:50,238 Science is giving yourself the plague and gambling on the cure. 392 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:52,240 Science is reckless. 393 00:33:52,324 --> 00:33:54,951 Totally! Yes! It's punk rock. 394 00:33:55,035 --> 00:33:57,204 It's a safety pin through the nipple of academia. 395 00:33:57,287 --> 00:33:59,623 -Ouch. -Fire it up. 396 00:34:08,340 --> 00:34:09,841 I've always wanted to do this. 397 00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:05,480 Yes! 398 00:35:08,316 --> 00:35:09,818 We should probably get out of here. 399 00:35:10,402 --> 00:35:11,987 You're an adult. 400 00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:12,904 Yeah. 401 00:35:14,030 --> 00:35:15,073 And liable. 402 00:35:16,658 --> 00:35:18,201 You know what this means? 403 00:35:19,411 --> 00:35:21,663 Your grandfather was a Ghostbuster. 404 00:35:22,330 --> 00:35:23,498 Yes, I'm aware. 405 00:35:48,481 --> 00:35:51,651 It has a door and windows, like any ordinary house. 406 00:35:52,319 --> 00:35:54,070 But the distinct smell of evil... 407 00:35:55,947 --> 00:35:56,990 is prominent. 408 00:35:57,908 --> 00:35:59,034 What are you doing? 409 00:35:59,117 --> 00:36:02,579 Oh, giving a little color. Setting the mood. 410 00:36:03,288 --> 00:36:04,915 It's creepy. I dig it. 411 00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:12,172 Cool. 412 00:36:15,508 --> 00:36:16,718 Aztec death whistle. 413 00:36:17,469 --> 00:36:19,512 It's designed to ward off evil spirits. 414 00:36:19,596 --> 00:36:22,098 It's got a really horrifying sound-- 415 00:36:25,185 --> 00:36:26,061 What--? 416 00:36:28,897 --> 00:36:30,273 What the hell is that? 417 00:36:30,357 --> 00:36:33,860 -Aztec death whistle. Can I keep it? -Yes. Just don't do that again. 418 00:36:37,113 --> 00:36:37,948 Hi. 419 00:36:38,657 --> 00:36:39,866 Hello again. 420 00:36:41,451 --> 00:36:43,453 You brought them home. 421 00:36:44,663 --> 00:36:46,247 It's a service I provide. 422 00:36:47,123 --> 00:36:48,875 Well, I'm also an escort. 423 00:36:49,834 --> 00:36:51,252 -That came out wrong. -Yep. 424 00:36:52,045 --> 00:36:56,257 The truth is, I've always wondered what lurked inside this haunt box. 425 00:36:56,758 --> 00:37:01,012 Right. Well, the only thing lurking inside here is my slowly dying soul. 426 00:37:01,096 --> 00:37:02,681 Is that what that smell is? 427 00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:04,933 Well, it's not dinner, so... 428 00:37:06,059 --> 00:37:06,893 All right. 429 00:37:09,729 --> 00:37:11,106 -Would you... -Sure. 430 00:37:12,357 --> 00:37:13,650 -...like...? -Yeah. 431 00:37:14,234 --> 00:37:15,819 I don't have any food. 432 00:37:15,902 --> 00:37:17,070 -It's fine. -Tour. 433 00:37:17,153 --> 00:37:18,029 -Great. -Great. 434 00:37:19,864 --> 00:37:21,032 Here's the dining room. 435 00:37:25,829 --> 00:37:27,956 I think Grooberson's trying to bone your mom. 436 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:34,879 That doesn't bother you? 437 00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:37,173 No, of course it bothers me. 438 00:37:37,257 --> 00:37:40,218 I just don't exhibit emotions the same way everyone else does. 439 00:37:40,802 --> 00:37:42,595 Inside, I'm vomiting. 440 00:37:47,684 --> 00:37:48,518 Wait. 441 00:37:49,936 --> 00:37:51,563 Isn't this what we saw earlier? 442 00:37:57,569 --> 00:38:00,989 "The Sumerians believed in a land of the dead, 443 00:38:01,072 --> 00:38:04,743 a dark and shadowy realm within the bowels of the earth. 444 00:38:06,453 --> 00:38:11,082 The souls of the dead are ruled by a mighty god, Gozer, 445 00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:13,835 and protected by a powerful Gatekeeper 446 00:38:14,669 --> 00:38:15,962 and Keymaster, 447 00:38:16,046 --> 00:38:19,841 in order that Gozer might rise up and walk the human plane again. 448 00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:24,387 The Gatekeeper and Keymaster must assume the form of beasts." 449 00:38:27,557 --> 00:38:28,767 What did we let out? 450 00:38:34,522 --> 00:38:37,233 -Has this ever been cleaned before? -Not by me. 451 00:38:37,817 --> 00:38:39,110 We're heading up the mountain. 452 00:38:41,738 --> 00:38:42,739 You coming? 453 00:39:23,905 --> 00:39:26,032 Rivers are like the moms of canyons. 454 00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:29,244 When you think about it. 455 00:39:50,223 --> 00:39:51,766 Why'd you bring me here? 456 00:39:54,144 --> 00:39:55,353 Entertainment value. 457 00:39:55,979 --> 00:39:57,105 Can you juggle? 458 00:40:01,985 --> 00:40:03,069 It's not funny. 459 00:40:03,153 --> 00:40:06,030 What are you doing here in Summerville anyway? 460 00:40:08,616 --> 00:40:11,870 Honestly, my mom won't say it, but we're broke. 461 00:40:11,953 --> 00:40:14,414 We got evicted, and the only thing that's left in our name 462 00:40:14,497 --> 00:40:16,708 is this creepy, old farmhouse our grandfather left us 463 00:40:16,791 --> 00:40:17,959 in the middle of nowhere. 464 00:40:19,085 --> 00:40:19,919 No offense. 465 00:40:21,171 --> 00:40:22,297 I'm not offended. 466 00:40:23,256 --> 00:40:24,883 This place is a dump. 467 00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:28,803 Why do you live here? 468 00:40:28,887 --> 00:40:31,389 I'm fourth-generation dump, so... 469 00:40:35,602 --> 00:40:37,020 Think you'll ever leave? 470 00:40:39,564 --> 00:40:42,567 I mean, if I don't, what does that say about me? 471 00:40:43,443 --> 00:40:44,694 You don't have a car. 472 00:40:47,030 --> 00:40:48,698 What the hell? Get out. 473 00:40:54,454 --> 00:40:55,496 What is that? 474 00:40:56,539 --> 00:40:57,457 I don't know. 475 00:40:57,540 --> 00:41:02,086 Gozer. 476 00:41:11,262 --> 00:41:12,263 What was that? 477 00:41:19,729 --> 00:41:20,855 It's not funny. 478 00:41:23,233 --> 00:41:24,234 What is this? 479 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,486 That's a map. 480 00:41:26,569 --> 00:41:29,322 Yeah, I know it's a map. 481 00:41:29,405 --> 00:41:34,244 But this thing's ancient. It's written in some kind of cuneiform. 482 00:41:34,327 --> 00:41:35,578 Oh, yeah? 483 00:41:36,621 --> 00:41:37,830 This is Summerville. 484 00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:40,750 -That doesn't make sense. -No, not at all. 485 00:41:40,833 --> 00:41:42,627 Summerville's not even 100 years old, 486 00:41:42,710 --> 00:41:45,213 but this thing's written in a language from thousands of years ago. 487 00:41:45,296 --> 00:41:47,799 For all I know, that's the language he spoke. 488 00:41:48,841 --> 00:41:49,676 That's it? 489 00:41:50,843 --> 00:41:54,514 You don't think this is incredible and bizarre and fascinating? 490 00:41:56,891 --> 00:41:57,892 Can I have this? 491 00:41:57,976 --> 00:41:59,602 Yeah, sure. Weirdo. 492 00:41:59,686 --> 00:42:03,690 That's how it starts. First there's a map. Then you move into a haunted house. 493 00:42:03,773 --> 00:42:05,692 Then everyone's calling you the Dirt Farmer. 494 00:42:07,277 --> 00:42:09,279 What about Phoebe? Think she'd want any of this? 495 00:42:09,362 --> 00:42:11,781 Oh, I'm sure Phoebe will find something. 496 00:43:02,206 --> 00:43:03,124 Hello? 497 00:44:59,699 --> 00:45:01,868 Two of the CRT emitters are missing. 498 00:45:09,333 --> 00:45:10,168 Thanks. 499 00:45:26,601 --> 00:45:29,645 How on earth did you build such a small cyclotron? 500 00:45:31,939 --> 00:45:34,025 Got it. You're a genius. 501 00:45:38,571 --> 00:45:39,989 Needle-nose pliers? 502 00:45:49,207 --> 00:45:52,084 Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night? 503 00:45:52,168 --> 00:45:54,962 Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? 504 00:45:55,588 --> 00:45:58,549 Have you or any of your family ever seen a spook, specter, or ghost? 505 00:45:58,633 --> 00:46:00,885 If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. 506 00:46:00,968 --> 00:46:02,970 Pick up your phone and call the professionals. 507 00:46:03,054 --> 00:46:04,180 Ghostbusters. 508 00:46:04,263 --> 00:46:06,974 Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day 509 00:46:07,058 --> 00:46:09,227 to serve all your supernatural elimination needs. 510 00:46:09,310 --> 00:46:11,062 We're ready to believe you. 511 00:46:11,145 --> 00:46:12,563 Hey, you're awake. 512 00:46:13,189 --> 00:46:14,190 What are you up to? 513 00:46:15,358 --> 00:46:16,651 Experiments. 514 00:46:16,734 --> 00:46:17,610 Lame. 515 00:46:18,903 --> 00:46:21,113 Oh, you found popcorn. 516 00:46:22,782 --> 00:46:24,575 What kind of scientist was Grandpa? 517 00:46:24,659 --> 00:46:26,619 The kind that repels loved ones. 518 00:46:28,162 --> 00:46:29,372 Maybe a physicist? 519 00:46:29,455 --> 00:46:30,331 Sure. 520 00:46:30,998 --> 00:46:34,710 So tomorrow I was thinking of grabbing dinner with Gary. 521 00:46:36,379 --> 00:46:37,255 Who's Gary? 522 00:46:37,338 --> 00:46:39,006 Mr. Grooberson. 523 00:46:39,966 --> 00:46:41,968 His name is Gary Grooberson? 524 00:46:42,927 --> 00:46:46,305 -You have a date with Gary Grooberson. -It's just dinner. 525 00:46:46,389 --> 00:46:47,848 Good night, Phoebe. 526 00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:50,851 Don't be yourself. 527 00:47:19,046 --> 00:47:20,298 Welcome to Rust City. 528 00:47:21,007 --> 00:47:23,342 This is where they processed all the raw selenium? 529 00:47:23,801 --> 00:47:24,969 Yeah, I guess. 530 00:47:31,350 --> 00:47:32,351 Cool. 531 00:47:33,811 --> 00:47:37,398 How'd you know how to fix it? I mean, no offense, but you are 12. 532 00:47:37,481 --> 00:47:39,859 I kind of met my grandfather last night. 533 00:47:40,693 --> 00:47:41,902 He showed me what to do. 534 00:47:42,903 --> 00:47:46,198 No way. Was he, like, howling and clanking chains? 535 00:47:46,282 --> 00:47:48,242 No. That would've been weird. 536 00:47:49,327 --> 00:47:50,536 Switch me on. 537 00:48:39,752 --> 00:48:40,878 Safety's off. 538 00:48:43,047 --> 00:48:46,258 Her feet are planted. Her face is poised. 539 00:48:46,342 --> 00:48:48,260 Will this be the moment of her death? 540 00:48:48,344 --> 00:48:50,262 Nobody knows. 541 00:48:57,812 --> 00:48:59,021 Yeah! 542 00:49:06,529 --> 00:49:08,948 Oh, my gosh. 543 00:49:09,740 --> 00:49:11,367 That is the best thing I've ever seen. 544 00:49:17,832 --> 00:49:18,833 Did I hit it? 545 00:49:20,876 --> 00:49:23,295 You didn't hit it. You destroyed it! 546 00:49:23,838 --> 00:49:25,673 It doesn't even exist anymore! 547 00:49:26,507 --> 00:49:27,550 My turn. 548 00:49:33,055 --> 00:49:33,889 What was that? 549 00:49:34,932 --> 00:49:37,393 Probably a pigeon or something. Give me the gun. 550 00:49:41,230 --> 00:49:42,732 What is that? 551 00:49:44,859 --> 00:49:45,693 Come on. 552 00:49:48,070 --> 00:49:48,946 Hold on. 553 00:49:51,323 --> 00:49:52,408 You coming? 554 00:49:52,491 --> 00:49:53,451 I'm coming. 555 00:50:17,308 --> 00:50:19,602 I gotta come back here for my Halloween episode. 556 00:51:15,324 --> 00:51:16,575 It's a ghost. 557 00:51:18,285 --> 00:51:20,704 Aren't you just a little bit freaked out? 558 00:51:21,497 --> 00:51:23,874 Overstimulation calms me. 559 00:51:49,859 --> 00:51:52,987 -Okay, okay, okay. -What's that for? 560 00:51:53,070 --> 00:51:54,113 I have a plan. 561 00:51:54,572 --> 00:51:55,406 Wait! 562 00:52:21,015 --> 00:52:22,558 -Get the trap! -Okay. 563 00:52:36,155 --> 00:52:37,114 I got him! 564 00:52:38,073 --> 00:52:39,325 Quick! 565 00:52:40,701 --> 00:52:43,203 -Nuggets! -Catch him! 566 00:53:09,313 --> 00:53:10,314 Okay. 567 00:53:14,526 --> 00:53:15,569 Come on! 568 00:53:19,615 --> 00:53:20,908 Come on, you can do this. 569 00:53:25,496 --> 00:53:26,705 Come on, darling. 570 00:53:33,504 --> 00:53:34,421 Yes! 571 00:53:47,726 --> 00:53:48,769 Yes! 572 00:54:08,330 --> 00:54:09,164 Shit! 573 00:54:26,265 --> 00:54:27,099 Hey. 574 00:54:29,268 --> 00:54:30,102 Hey. 575 00:54:31,353 --> 00:54:32,646 This is Podcast. 576 00:54:33,564 --> 00:54:35,065 He's my friend. 577 00:54:35,149 --> 00:54:36,150 You have a friend? 578 00:54:36,233 --> 00:54:37,359 You have a car? 579 00:54:38,110 --> 00:54:39,445 Yeah, it's a Cadillac. 580 00:54:39,528 --> 00:54:42,614 Hey, dude. We need a ride. Do you know how to drive? 581 00:54:42,698 --> 00:54:45,284 He doesn't. He failed his driver's test three times. 582 00:54:46,410 --> 00:54:47,244 Get in the back. 583 00:54:52,624 --> 00:54:53,584 Thank you. 584 00:54:53,667 --> 00:54:57,421 It sounds crazy, but Oklahoma never had earthquakes. For centuries. 585 00:54:57,504 --> 00:55:00,966 But then, between 2010 and 2016, they had like a thousand. 586 00:55:01,050 --> 00:55:02,259 Oh, jeez, what happened? 587 00:55:02,342 --> 00:55:04,803 Oil and gas, that's what happened. 588 00:55:04,887 --> 00:55:08,432 Yeah, they started pumping millions of gallons of salinated water 589 00:55:08,515 --> 00:55:10,392 deep into the Arbuckle Formation. 590 00:55:10,476 --> 00:55:12,227 And then the porous limestone... 591 00:55:15,105 --> 00:55:17,191 Are you drunk? Or are you just really bored? 592 00:55:17,274 --> 00:55:19,359 Because I think I can see you falling asleep. 593 00:55:19,985 --> 00:55:22,488 I just have an allergy to science. 594 00:55:23,030 --> 00:55:24,198 Have you tried Benadryl? 595 00:55:24,823 --> 00:55:26,033 I've tried whiskey. 596 00:55:26,116 --> 00:55:27,409 It's better than Benadryl. 597 00:55:27,493 --> 00:55:30,496 But science is amazing. Science is pure. 598 00:55:30,579 --> 00:55:32,581 It's an absolute. 599 00:55:32,664 --> 00:55:34,792 I mean, it's an answer to all the madness. 600 00:55:35,959 --> 00:55:40,714 Why don't you like science? Was Phoebe's dad a scientist, or...? 601 00:55:40,798 --> 00:55:42,925 -Oh, gross. No. -No? 602 00:55:43,008 --> 00:55:44,676 I'm making an assumption. 603 00:55:46,637 --> 00:55:47,930 What's his deal? 604 00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:50,557 Honestly, it doesn't matter. 605 00:55:50,641 --> 00:55:54,186 He was fine with Trevor, but with Phoebe, he just really-- 606 00:55:54,269 --> 00:55:56,355 He couldn't connect with her, so... 607 00:55:56,438 --> 00:55:59,691 Right. Well, he sounds like a royal dirtbag. 608 00:55:59,775 --> 00:56:01,944 Oh, no, he was actually just a very ordinary dirtbag. 609 00:56:02,027 --> 00:56:05,906 Well, hey, at least, Phoebe turned out okay, right? 610 00:56:06,573 --> 00:56:07,574 I hope so. 611 00:56:08,283 --> 00:56:09,118 I don't know. 612 00:56:09,701 --> 00:56:11,829 She really keeps me on the outside. 613 00:56:12,454 --> 00:56:15,374 She's just an awkward, nerdy kid, but she's awesome. 614 00:56:16,166 --> 00:56:17,376 I think she's great. 615 00:56:18,210 --> 00:56:20,462 I think you're great. You're a great mom. 616 00:56:20,546 --> 00:56:22,256 Yeah. You showed up. You win. 617 00:56:23,465 --> 00:56:26,135 I just wish she'd relax, you know? Just get into some trouble. 618 00:56:26,218 --> 00:56:27,803 There's plenty of time for that. 619 00:56:28,512 --> 00:56:30,139 Maybe she'll take up pole dancing. 620 00:56:30,222 --> 00:56:33,225 -She's not very coordinated. -Oh, I don't think that matters. 621 00:56:40,023 --> 00:56:41,859 So, what the hell is going on? 622 00:56:41,942 --> 00:56:43,735 In the 1980's, New York City was attacked. 623 00:56:43,819 --> 00:56:47,656 -I know the Manhattan ghost stories. -The stories are real. 624 00:56:47,739 --> 00:56:50,450 And so were the guys who climbed a building and saved the world 625 00:56:50,534 --> 00:56:52,953 and fought back an invading army of the undead. 626 00:56:53,036 --> 00:56:55,414 Not to mention a 100-foot marshmallow man. 627 00:56:59,168 --> 00:57:01,170 Our grandfather was Egon Spengler. 628 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:03,005 He was a Ghostbuster. 629 00:57:03,088 --> 00:57:06,216 All units, we're getting reports of, well, 630 00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:10,012 some kind of animal taking a bite out of Steve Fletcher's truck. 631 00:57:10,095 --> 00:57:12,514 Apparently, he almost took the whole tailgate off? 632 00:57:12,598 --> 00:57:14,183 -Muncher. -Muncher. 633 00:57:36,580 --> 00:57:39,333 -So, what should I be looking for? -Evidence. 634 00:57:54,973 --> 00:57:56,683 Can you stop breathing in my ear? 635 00:57:56,767 --> 00:57:57,643 No. 636 00:57:58,352 --> 00:57:59,895 You guys, this is kind of stupid. 637 00:57:59,978 --> 00:58:02,564 Are you sure you didn't see, like, a raccoon 638 00:58:02,648 --> 00:58:05,150 or, like, a possum? 639 00:58:05,234 --> 00:58:06,193 There! 640 00:58:10,697 --> 00:58:11,531 Is that a--? 641 00:58:12,199 --> 00:58:14,993 Free-floating metal muncher. Definitely Class Five. 642 00:58:15,077 --> 00:58:17,162 Okay, what do we do? 643 00:58:17,246 --> 00:58:18,372 Let's get him. 644 00:58:19,122 --> 00:58:19,957 What? 645 00:58:20,582 --> 00:58:21,875 Let me get a photo first. 646 00:58:25,337 --> 00:58:26,380 Guys? 647 00:58:29,925 --> 00:58:31,426 It has a gunner seat? 648 00:58:43,021 --> 00:58:44,439 Go, go, go! 649 00:59:22,978 --> 00:59:23,812 What the--? 650 00:59:39,786 --> 00:59:42,289 -Yes! -Trap him! 651 00:59:57,763 --> 01:00:00,015 Okay. Okay. Here we go. 652 01:00:09,066 --> 01:00:10,233 Come on, keep it straight. 653 01:00:10,317 --> 01:00:11,985 You try driving this thing. 654 01:00:15,614 --> 01:00:16,573 Left, left, left! 655 01:00:34,591 --> 01:00:35,425 Ready! 656 01:00:35,509 --> 01:00:36,676 Trap him already! 657 01:00:37,302 --> 01:00:38,804 -Three, two-- -Three, two-- 658 01:00:38,887 --> 01:00:39,930 One. 659 01:01:01,660 --> 01:01:03,161 Oh, my God, what just happened? 660 01:01:05,705 --> 01:01:06,998 He's heading for the mountain. 661 01:01:20,554 --> 01:01:22,472 -Closer. -Okay. 662 01:01:22,556 --> 01:01:23,640 I'm in range. 663 01:01:54,713 --> 01:01:55,630 She got him! 664 01:02:07,517 --> 01:02:09,478 Whatever we're doing, we have to do it now. 665 01:02:10,937 --> 01:02:12,522 Come on! 666 01:02:24,868 --> 01:02:26,077 -Yes! -Yeah! 667 01:02:26,161 --> 01:02:27,537 Bridge! 668 01:02:53,146 --> 01:02:55,941 -What was that? -I think we just caught a ghost. 669 01:03:02,489 --> 01:03:03,323 Sorry. 670 01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:06,535 I was here last night. 671 01:03:19,130 --> 01:03:20,799 Does any of this bother you? 672 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:25,095 -What do you mean? -Dude, your grandfather was a legend. 673 01:03:25,178 --> 01:03:27,639 You can literally be anything you want. 674 01:03:27,722 --> 01:03:30,559 Like a influencer or a DJ. 675 01:03:30,642 --> 01:03:32,769 It was easier when I thought he went nuts. 676 01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:35,522 -He didn't go nuts. -Exactly. So why did he leave Mom? 677 01:03:40,026 --> 01:03:42,487 Oh, no, no, no. 678 01:03:42,571 --> 01:03:45,365 -We're screwed. We're so screwed. -What do we do? 679 01:03:45,448 --> 01:03:49,202 -I say we fight. -What? No. Just check the glove box. 680 01:03:52,998 --> 01:03:54,499 License and registration. 681 01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:57,252 We were on that big mountain, 682 01:03:57,335 --> 01:04:00,714 and then I went to go hang out with this girl in this mining cage. 683 01:04:00,797 --> 01:04:03,508 All of a sudden, it started shaking, like an earthquake. 684 01:04:03,592 --> 01:04:07,429 And there were lights, and then I looked down in this giant hole. 685 01:04:07,512 --> 01:04:12,934 Inside of it, right in the middle of it, was either a person or a reptile-- 686 01:04:13,018 --> 01:04:14,811 Are you even paying attention? 687 01:04:14,894 --> 01:04:17,188 Yeah. I'm just excited we're in jail. 688 01:04:18,648 --> 01:04:22,902 I thought I heard something say, "Gozer." 689 01:04:22,986 --> 01:04:24,487 He speaks the truth. 690 01:04:25,655 --> 01:04:26,573 I was there. 691 01:04:28,033 --> 01:04:31,494 Hey. Hi. How--? What brings you here? 692 01:04:31,578 --> 01:04:34,664 Actually, you could help me with hiding something. 693 01:04:34,748 --> 01:04:37,292 Do you have priors? 'Cause they'll charge you as a minor. 694 01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:38,752 You'll get two years. Max. 695 01:04:38,835 --> 01:04:40,503 -Two? -I'll visit you, okay? 696 01:04:40,587 --> 01:04:41,421 Lucky. 697 01:04:42,005 --> 01:04:43,715 Quit messing with my inmates. 698 01:04:44,799 --> 01:04:45,842 Sorry, Dad. 699 01:04:47,010 --> 01:04:48,553 "Dad." So you're just... 700 01:04:49,888 --> 01:04:52,432 Waiting for my ride. Yeah. 701 01:04:53,224 --> 01:04:55,393 But you look good behind bars. 702 01:04:56,603 --> 01:04:59,189 Hey. Don't we get a phone call? 703 01:04:59,856 --> 01:05:00,857 Sure you do. 704 01:05:03,610 --> 01:05:04,736 Who you gonna call? 705 01:05:07,489 --> 01:05:08,531 Make it quick. 706 01:05:16,790 --> 01:05:19,250 Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? 707 01:05:22,962 --> 01:05:26,049 Have you or any of your family ever seen a spook, specter, or ghost? 708 01:05:29,135 --> 01:05:31,346 If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. 709 01:05:31,429 --> 01:05:33,348 Pick up your phone and call the professionals. 710 01:05:52,450 --> 01:05:56,454 -Ray's Occult, and we're closed. -Wait! I only get one phone call. 711 01:05:57,038 --> 01:05:57,872 I'm... 712 01:05:59,249 --> 01:06:00,250 in prison. 713 01:06:01,084 --> 01:06:03,753 The slammer, huh? I've been there myself. 714 01:06:04,504 --> 01:06:06,089 I'm not a lawyer, but I'm listening. 715 01:06:07,757 --> 01:06:09,926 Are you Ray Stantz, the Ghostbuster? 716 01:06:10,009 --> 01:06:12,804 -And now I'm hanging up. -Hang on. Please. 717 01:06:14,264 --> 01:06:17,100 I'm calling about Egon Spengler. 718 01:06:21,938 --> 01:06:24,023 Egon Spengler can rot in hell. 719 01:06:29,112 --> 01:06:30,947 He died last week. 720 01:06:36,286 --> 01:06:37,328 Oh, man. 721 01:06:39,831 --> 01:06:40,707 No kidding. 722 01:06:43,877 --> 01:06:47,464 -Weren't you two friends? -That was a long time ago. 723 01:06:48,506 --> 01:06:50,216 What happened to you guys? 724 01:06:52,302 --> 01:06:55,680 Oh, well, look, when we started, busting ghosts was a gas. 725 01:06:56,306 --> 01:06:59,058 The economy was good. Reagan years. 726 01:06:59,851 --> 01:07:04,522 People believed in us. Then things got slow, hauntings got thin. 727 01:07:04,606 --> 01:07:07,484 Venkman thought we did our job too well. 728 01:07:08,735 --> 01:07:11,029 We could barely keep up our mortgage. 729 01:07:11,696 --> 01:07:15,158 Some actor bought up most of Tribeca, and we lost the firehouse. 730 01:07:15,241 --> 01:07:16,743 It's a Starbucks now. 731 01:07:17,952 --> 01:07:22,081 -So then you all just walked away? -Peter went back to academia. 732 01:07:22,165 --> 01:07:24,709 He's at SUNY Cortland now. He's a professor emeritus. 733 01:07:24,793 --> 01:07:27,462 He teaches advertising and promotion. 734 01:07:27,545 --> 01:07:30,965 Winston went into finance. He worked hard, coined a fortune and-- 735 01:07:31,049 --> 01:07:32,133 And I'm here. 736 01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:36,971 -Well, what about Egon? -Well, he wasn't helping. 737 01:07:37,055 --> 01:07:40,183 We went from ten calls a week to one if we were lucky. 738 01:07:40,725 --> 01:07:43,520 Egon started to tell people that their ghost problems didn't matter 739 01:07:43,603 --> 01:07:45,271 because the world was coming to an end. 740 01:07:45,355 --> 01:07:47,315 He got spooky. Freaked me out. 741 01:07:47,398 --> 01:07:50,652 One morning, I go to work and Ecto-1, our old Cadillac, is gone, 742 01:07:50,735 --> 01:07:53,738 his neutrona thrower, collider pack, all the traps, 743 01:07:53,822 --> 01:07:56,282 16 ounces of fuel isotope, all gone! 744 01:07:56,366 --> 01:07:57,575 He cleaned us out. 745 01:07:58,535 --> 01:08:00,119 Now we were the dead ones. 746 01:08:00,203 --> 01:08:04,415 -Don't you think he had a reason? -He phoned me about ten years later, 747 01:08:04,499 --> 01:08:06,501 some small town in Oklahoma. 748 01:08:06,584 --> 01:08:10,588 He kept rambling about "the rising storm" and "the huge psychic tornado" 749 01:08:10,672 --> 01:08:13,800 that was gonna "consume humanity in darkness forever." 750 01:08:14,884 --> 01:08:16,678 And, kid, I wanted to believe. 751 01:08:16,761 --> 01:08:17,846 You don't understand. 752 01:08:17,929 --> 01:08:20,682 There is this mountain and it has these ancient carvings-- 753 01:08:20,765 --> 01:08:24,018 Kid, there are a lot of mountains with ancient carvings. 754 01:08:25,186 --> 01:08:26,521 Take a little advice. 755 01:08:27,146 --> 01:08:28,898 Don't go chasing ghosts. 756 01:08:31,150 --> 01:08:33,611 Egon Spengler was my grandfather. 757 01:08:34,988 --> 01:08:35,905 Time's up. 758 01:08:37,532 --> 01:08:38,533 Hey, hello? 759 01:08:45,039 --> 01:08:46,916 -Where are my kids? -They're in the lockup. 760 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:48,918 My children are not criminals. 761 01:08:49,002 --> 01:08:51,754 -Sure they're not. -Driving without a license. 762 01:08:51,838 --> 01:08:53,464 Expired registration. 763 01:08:54,340 --> 01:08:55,174 Speeding. 764 01:08:55,258 --> 01:08:58,678 -They can't be the first to go joyriding. -No, they are not. 765 01:08:58,761 --> 01:09:01,556 But they are the first to destroy half of Main Street 766 01:09:01,639 --> 01:09:03,349 with whatever that thing is. 767 01:09:08,354 --> 01:09:09,898 -Sorry. -What were you thinking? 768 01:09:10,565 --> 01:09:14,444 You know, you two could have really hurt yourselves. 769 01:09:16,154 --> 01:09:17,155 Hey. I'm Gary. 770 01:09:17,864 --> 01:09:19,407 You process them out yet? 771 01:09:23,995 --> 01:09:25,204 Did you catch anything? 772 01:09:25,788 --> 01:09:26,873 It's inside the trap. 773 01:09:26,956 --> 01:09:28,291 -Right now? -Yes. 774 01:09:28,374 --> 01:09:30,793 Let's go. You were supposed to look after her this summer. 775 01:09:30,877 --> 01:09:32,670 -I was? -Not you. Him. 776 01:09:32,754 --> 01:09:36,215 -This was her idea. -But what about our stuff? The Ecto-1? 777 01:09:36,299 --> 01:09:39,385 Everything will remain nice and safe in our impound locker. 778 01:09:39,469 --> 01:09:42,305 -No! We need it. -Phoebe, let's go. 779 01:09:42,388 --> 01:09:44,390 We caught a ghost tonight. 780 01:09:44,474 --> 01:09:47,226 -Dirt Farmer's family. -It's true. 781 01:09:48,728 --> 01:09:50,104 And there will be more. 782 01:09:50,188 --> 01:09:52,857 You're starting to sound like your lunatic grandfather. 783 01:09:54,525 --> 01:09:56,986 Phoebe! She didn't mean it. 784 01:09:57,946 --> 01:09:59,530 You wanna spend the night in my jail? 785 01:10:04,994 --> 01:10:06,204 You can keep it. 786 01:10:11,334 --> 01:10:12,961 Go. Now. 787 01:10:16,089 --> 01:10:18,341 -Trevor. -I'll see you at work. 788 01:10:19,258 --> 01:10:20,593 Yeah. See you. 789 01:10:22,345 --> 01:10:23,179 Hey. 790 01:10:41,823 --> 01:10:43,032 All right, you guys. 791 01:10:43,116 --> 01:10:44,492 Remember that-- 792 01:10:44,575 --> 01:10:45,743 Yeah, you got it. 793 01:10:52,625 --> 01:10:54,460 I'm sorry the night went sideways. 794 01:10:54,544 --> 01:10:56,963 No. I had a blast. 795 01:10:57,046 --> 01:10:59,340 Why don't we just pick it up tomorrow night, same time. 796 01:10:59,424 --> 01:11:02,051 -You really want more of this? -Are you kidding me? 797 01:11:02,135 --> 01:11:05,263 We had kung pao shrimp. We went to jail. 798 01:11:05,346 --> 01:11:08,725 I don't know how we're gonna top this. This is a home run. 799 01:11:13,438 --> 01:11:15,356 My life is a dumpster fire. 800 01:11:15,440 --> 01:11:17,692 I love dumpster fires. You should see my apartment. 801 01:11:18,901 --> 01:11:21,863 I don't mean now. Or anytime soon. 802 01:11:21,946 --> 01:11:24,490 You don't want to-- I'd need to clean-- 803 01:11:25,366 --> 01:11:28,494 This is moving way too fast. You gotta just relax. 804 01:11:30,121 --> 01:11:33,791 The kids hungry? They want some of this unrefrigerated shrimp? 805 01:11:47,221 --> 01:11:49,766 -We're barely hanging on here. -You don't understand. 806 01:11:49,849 --> 01:11:53,227 I understand you drove around town, destroying expensive property. 807 01:11:55,063 --> 01:11:57,356 Don't you think your father came out here for a reason? 808 01:11:57,440 --> 01:11:58,357 No. 809 01:11:59,025 --> 01:12:04,155 I think he was a sad old man who turned his back on his family, his partners. 810 01:12:04,238 --> 01:12:07,784 And for what? For a stupid farm in a town nobody cares about. 811 01:12:07,867 --> 01:12:10,244 Where, by the way, everybody thought he was nuts. 812 01:12:10,328 --> 01:12:12,455 Yeah, great decision, Dad. 813 01:12:13,831 --> 01:12:16,667 He was special. He loved science, like me. 814 01:12:16,751 --> 01:12:19,378 Why didn't you tell me my grandfather was Egon Spengler? 815 01:12:22,465 --> 01:12:26,594 Hey, I'm glad you found yourself here. I really am. 816 01:12:28,888 --> 01:12:31,808 But all I see are reminders that I didn't mean a thing to him. 817 01:12:32,975 --> 01:12:34,435 He never cared about me. 818 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:43,152 He's not nuts. 819 01:12:43,236 --> 01:12:45,863 Well, then he's an asshole. 820 01:12:47,156 --> 01:12:48,491 Welcome to the family. 821 01:13:29,198 --> 01:13:30,199 Yeah. 822 01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:47,133 Jamoca. 823 01:13:48,259 --> 01:13:49,218 There we go. 824 01:13:49,969 --> 01:13:52,096 Strawberry, red velvet... 825 01:13:53,598 --> 01:13:54,640 Blue velvet? 826 01:15:16,138 --> 01:15:17,223 Oh, God. 827 01:16:35,259 --> 01:16:36,218 Hey-- 828 01:17:20,763 --> 01:17:23,724 Okay, so, what exactly is happening with the map? 829 01:17:24,558 --> 01:17:26,560 See the concentric circles around the mountain? 830 01:17:26,644 --> 01:17:27,770 No. 831 01:17:29,063 --> 01:17:31,774 -Do you see the circles? -Yes. 832 01:17:32,733 --> 01:17:34,860 Something's happening inside that old mine. 833 01:17:34,944 --> 01:17:37,405 Yeah. I know that. It's pretty obvious. 834 01:17:37,488 --> 01:17:40,449 So I did some digging on the word you heard in the mountain. "Gozer." 835 01:17:40,533 --> 01:17:41,575 You did some digging? 836 01:17:41,659 --> 01:17:44,829 Gozer was a Sumerian god who once walked amongst the living. 837 01:17:44,912 --> 01:17:47,081 A soul-eating, flame-dripping deity of evil. 838 01:17:47,164 --> 01:17:48,707 And I think it wants back. 839 01:17:48,791 --> 01:17:49,625 Here? 840 01:17:50,251 --> 01:17:52,461 I know. I would've picked Orlando. 841 01:17:52,545 --> 01:17:54,630 What does the name Ivo Shandor mean to you guys? 842 01:17:54,713 --> 01:17:57,716 Ivo Shandor? He built this whole town. 843 01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:01,220 He built the mine, foundry, the school, library. 844 01:18:01,303 --> 01:18:03,639 -His name is on everything. -That's tacky. 845 01:18:03,722 --> 01:18:07,101 In New York, he created an apartment building made out of selenium girders, 846 01:18:07,184 --> 01:18:08,561 mined from right here. 847 01:18:08,644 --> 01:18:10,980 On that same rooftop is where our grandfather fought 848 01:18:11,063 --> 01:18:13,524 to keep a horde of ghosts from entering our dimension. 849 01:18:13,607 --> 01:18:16,902 Phoebe, what exactly is happening here? 850 01:18:16,986 --> 01:18:19,780 I can only think of one way for us to find out. 851 01:18:32,501 --> 01:18:35,838 So, what do a cigarette and hamster have in common? 852 01:18:37,965 --> 01:18:38,799 What? 853 01:18:39,383 --> 01:18:42,970 They're both harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire. 854 01:18:46,015 --> 01:18:47,141 The worst time. 855 01:19:11,624 --> 01:19:12,583 Hey, guys, look. 856 01:19:38,901 --> 01:19:39,735 Is that her? 857 01:19:41,403 --> 01:19:42,404 Is that Gozer? 858 01:19:43,072 --> 01:19:44,782 Gozer isn't he or she. 859 01:19:45,449 --> 01:19:47,326 Pretty woke for 3000 BC. 860 01:19:48,244 --> 01:19:49,954 Everyone watch their steps. 861 01:19:51,539 --> 01:19:52,706 Another hole? 862 01:19:56,043 --> 01:19:57,670 I wonder where this one leads to. 863 01:19:57,753 --> 01:19:59,255 A sacrificial death pit. 864 01:20:00,422 --> 01:20:03,300 -What were they sacrificing? -Virgins, probably. 865 01:20:03,884 --> 01:20:06,345 Tough luck for you, dude. Sorry. 866 01:20:06,428 --> 01:20:09,848 Well, statistically, most 15-year-olds are virgins. 867 01:20:11,141 --> 01:20:13,686 Fifteen? You're 15? 868 01:20:15,104 --> 01:20:16,605 I'll be 16 in February. 869 01:20:16,689 --> 01:20:18,315 It's June. 870 01:20:19,858 --> 01:20:21,527 What are those holes in the wall? 871 01:20:25,573 --> 01:20:26,865 They're vacancies. 872 01:20:28,450 --> 01:20:31,036 If this is a tomb, where are all the bodies? 873 01:20:32,329 --> 01:20:33,330 Found one. 874 01:20:43,632 --> 01:20:45,801 -What? -Oh, my God. 875 01:20:46,343 --> 01:20:47,636 Is he sleeping? 876 01:20:48,429 --> 01:20:49,847 Dude, he's in a coffin. 877 01:20:50,431 --> 01:20:54,518 It's Ivo Shandor. He's been in here for 75 years? 878 01:20:55,311 --> 01:20:56,520 He looks fantastic. 879 01:20:56,604 --> 01:20:59,440 You know when you die, your fingernails keep growing. 880 01:20:59,523 --> 01:21:01,567 Not true. Your skin just shrinks. 881 01:21:01,650 --> 01:21:03,777 Something was coming and he knew it. 882 01:21:06,822 --> 01:21:08,282 I think these are years. 883 01:21:10,242 --> 01:21:11,535 1883. 884 01:21:13,370 --> 01:21:14,747 The Krakatoa eruption. 885 01:21:14,830 --> 01:21:17,541 The most violent volcanic activity in human history. 886 01:21:17,625 --> 01:21:19,376 What happened in 1908? 887 01:21:20,002 --> 01:21:22,463 Probably the Tunguska blast over Siberia. 888 01:21:22,963 --> 01:21:24,131 1945. 889 01:21:25,424 --> 01:21:26,675 What didn't happen? 890 01:21:27,968 --> 01:21:29,178 1984. 891 01:21:30,012 --> 01:21:31,805 Ghosts attack New York City. 892 01:21:31,889 --> 01:21:33,474 The Manhattan Crossrip. 893 01:21:41,440 --> 01:21:44,568 -It's a countdown. -Like a prophecy? 894 01:21:44,652 --> 01:21:45,986 Do you guys hear that? 895 01:21:57,539 --> 01:21:58,749 Yeah, I do. 896 01:22:05,964 --> 01:22:07,841 I think it's coming from the death pit. 897 01:22:28,153 --> 01:22:29,154 Phoebe. 898 01:22:44,712 --> 01:22:45,713 Phoebe! 899 01:22:51,176 --> 01:22:52,302 The earthquakes. 900 01:22:56,014 --> 01:22:58,767 -Oh, my gosh! -Phoebe! 901 01:22:58,851 --> 01:23:01,019 Phoebe. 902 01:23:05,399 --> 01:23:08,569 Phoebe. 903 01:23:29,965 --> 01:23:31,675 I think he's alive. 904 01:23:32,301 --> 01:23:34,720 -Are you okay? -Yeah. Yeah. 905 01:23:34,803 --> 01:23:36,180 -Are you? -Yeah. 906 01:23:40,934 --> 01:23:42,186 Pheebs, what's wrong? 907 01:23:42,811 --> 01:23:44,271 He was right all along. 908 01:23:45,439 --> 01:23:47,983 -What do you mean? -Our grandfather. 909 01:23:48,567 --> 01:23:50,569 He was right here. He built this. 910 01:23:51,278 --> 01:23:53,864 He was standing guard, even when no one believed him. 911 01:23:56,033 --> 01:23:57,701 He sacrificed everything. 912 01:23:58,911 --> 01:23:59,912 His life. 913 01:24:01,038 --> 01:24:02,247 His friends. 914 01:24:05,584 --> 01:24:06,585 Us. 915 01:24:11,548 --> 01:24:12,424 Bummer. 916 01:24:15,093 --> 01:24:15,928 Dude. 917 01:24:18,597 --> 01:24:19,807 We need to tell Mom. 918 01:24:20,390 --> 01:24:21,433 Phoebe? 919 01:24:23,477 --> 01:24:24,353 Pheebs? 920 01:26:59,758 --> 01:27:00,592 Mom? 921 01:27:05,973 --> 01:27:06,807 Mom? 922 01:27:09,434 --> 01:27:12,938 There is no Mom. There is only Zuul. 923 01:27:18,276 --> 01:27:20,278 Mom, are you okay? 924 01:27:24,574 --> 01:27:29,413 There is no Mom. There is only Zuul. 925 01:27:32,749 --> 01:27:33,959 What's happening? 926 01:27:35,794 --> 01:27:36,712 Mom? 927 01:27:37,587 --> 01:27:38,797 Is she okay? 928 01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:39,840 Mom? 929 01:27:52,394 --> 01:27:54,521 Are you the Keymaster? 930 01:27:55,397 --> 01:27:57,107 -I don't know. -Mom! 931 01:27:57,190 --> 01:27:58,483 -What do I do? -Mom, stop! 932 01:29:00,170 --> 01:29:01,213 Mom! 933 01:29:05,300 --> 01:29:07,260 What the hell is going on? 934 01:29:34,454 --> 01:29:35,539 What is all this? 935 01:29:37,124 --> 01:29:38,416 This isn't a farm. 936 01:29:40,919 --> 01:29:42,379 It's a trap. 937 01:30:12,117 --> 01:30:12,951 What? 938 01:30:14,077 --> 01:30:14,911 Nothing. 939 01:30:17,497 --> 01:30:19,624 This is what he's been working on all those years. 940 01:30:19,708 --> 01:30:21,626 -Building this model? -The detail is amazing. 941 01:30:21,710 --> 01:30:24,921 No, he came here to finish what the original Ghostbusters started. 942 01:30:25,005 --> 01:30:26,882 -To trap Gozer... -Out in that dirt field. 943 01:30:26,965 --> 01:30:29,676 Exactly. These big silos act as a capacitor. 944 01:30:31,428 --> 01:30:33,555 -What's a capacitor? -Would it kill you to read? 945 01:30:33,638 --> 01:30:35,182 Would it kill you to just tell me? 946 01:30:35,265 --> 01:30:38,101 Once activated, these towers can hold a charge for one moment. 947 01:30:38,185 --> 01:30:40,729 But in that one moment, they can power hundreds of traps. 948 01:30:40,812 --> 01:30:43,106 So how do we get Gozer into the field? 949 01:30:43,190 --> 01:30:46,526 -Gozer's protected by two evil spirits. -The Keymaster and the Gatekeeper. 950 01:30:46,610 --> 01:30:49,779 She needs both of them. No Gatekeeper, no Gozer. 951 01:30:49,863 --> 01:30:52,699 First these spirits must possess two human souls. 952 01:30:52,782 --> 01:30:55,202 -Like Mom. -So they can unite... 953 01:30:56,203 --> 01:30:57,120 formally. 954 01:30:59,748 --> 01:31:02,542 -What are we talking about? -We're thinking at least third base. 955 01:31:03,126 --> 01:31:04,085 Go, Mom. 956 01:31:27,150 --> 01:31:28,652 I like your eyes. 957 01:31:31,363 --> 01:31:32,489 Thanks. 958 01:31:54,094 --> 01:31:55,303 They were just here. 959 01:31:57,973 --> 01:31:58,974 There she is. 960 01:32:03,687 --> 01:32:07,065 -Got anything? -No, just more stupid guns. 961 01:32:09,401 --> 01:32:11,903 A jail inside a jail. 962 01:32:12,779 --> 01:32:14,406 What are you talking about? 963 01:32:15,407 --> 01:32:16,950 No, no, no! 964 01:32:19,244 --> 01:32:22,372 It's an ANSI Class One electromagnetic deadbolt. 965 01:32:23,456 --> 01:32:24,666 I believe in you. 966 01:32:26,251 --> 01:32:27,294 It's unpickable. 967 01:32:39,848 --> 01:32:42,892 -What are you doing? -I have a plan. 968 01:32:45,020 --> 01:32:45,854 Wait! 969 01:33:09,794 --> 01:33:10,879 Come on. Let's go. 970 01:33:11,796 --> 01:33:12,839 Okay. 971 01:33:17,969 --> 01:33:19,387 -Ready? -I'll be waiting. 972 01:34:05,892 --> 01:34:06,976 That's my mom. 973 01:34:26,162 --> 01:34:27,247 What? 974 01:35:00,655 --> 01:35:01,865 Your Eminence. 975 01:35:03,116 --> 01:35:05,285 Goddess of Gods. 976 01:35:05,368 --> 01:35:08,204 I have built this temple for you, 977 01:35:08,913 --> 01:35:10,748 so that you might return to Earth... 978 01:35:12,792 --> 01:35:13,877 and together... 979 01:35:16,212 --> 01:35:17,297 we... 980 01:35:18,840 --> 01:35:20,300 We can rule the world. 981 01:35:50,246 --> 01:35:51,414 Excuse me. 982 01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:55,293 Pardon me. 983 01:35:56,419 --> 01:35:57,462 Yeah, hi. 984 01:36:06,513 --> 01:36:09,224 What do you call a fish with no eyes? 985 01:36:13,102 --> 01:36:13,937 A... 986 01:36:21,402 --> 01:36:22,445 A whale-- 987 01:36:23,071 --> 01:36:25,114 There's two whales in a bar. One of them goes: 988 01:36:30,036 --> 01:36:32,038 And then the other one goes: 989 01:36:32,121 --> 01:36:33,790 "Go home. You're drunk." 990 01:36:41,089 --> 01:36:42,006 Okay. 991 01:36:42,966 --> 01:36:45,802 So a grasshopper walks into a bar... 992 01:36:46,886 --> 01:36:50,682 and the bartender's like, "We have a drink named after you." 993 01:36:51,307 --> 01:36:52,559 Then the grasshopper's like: 994 01:36:53,560 --> 01:36:56,813 "You have a drink named Steve?" 995 01:37:00,483 --> 01:37:04,988 Have you come to offer yourself in sacrifice? 996 01:37:05,613 --> 01:37:06,447 What? 997 01:37:07,865 --> 01:37:11,411 Are you prepared to die? 998 01:37:12,328 --> 01:37:14,080 No, I'm 12. 999 01:37:17,417 --> 01:37:18,626 Are you? 1000 01:37:29,679 --> 01:37:30,888 Mom! 1001 01:37:52,076 --> 01:37:54,537 -Wait, wait. What's going on? -Hey! 1002 01:37:54,621 --> 01:37:56,414 -What's happening? Where am I? -It's okay. 1003 01:37:56,497 --> 01:37:57,874 -You were possessed. -Possessed? 1004 01:37:57,957 --> 01:38:00,710 -Then you turned into a dog. -Then you got humpy. 1005 01:38:00,793 --> 01:38:01,753 -Humpy? -Hold on! 1006 01:38:15,683 --> 01:38:19,395 Oh, Phoebe. Phoebe. There's this secret basement... 1007 01:38:19,479 --> 01:38:21,856 -We know. -...with computers and equipment. 1008 01:38:21,939 --> 01:38:23,399 -Isn't that place insane? -Yes! 1009 01:38:23,483 --> 01:38:26,986 -And it seemed like he had a plan. -We're aware. 1010 01:38:27,820 --> 01:38:32,700 And there were all these photos of me. Like he was tracking my entire life. 1011 01:38:32,784 --> 01:38:35,286 -How rewarding. -Super news. We wanna hear about it. 1012 01:38:35,370 --> 01:38:37,747 Yeah, but we're trying to save the world right now. 1013 01:38:37,830 --> 01:38:39,540 Cool. I'm in. How can I help? 1014 01:38:40,333 --> 01:38:42,460 -No! -What the hell was that? 1015 01:38:42,543 --> 01:38:45,088 -That was your boyfriend Gary. -Boyfriend? 1016 01:38:53,179 --> 01:38:55,390 -Inside that trap is the Gatekeeper. -Gatekeeper? 1017 01:38:55,473 --> 01:38:57,225 If the Gatekeeper and the Keymaster reunite-- 1018 01:38:57,308 --> 01:38:59,477 -Keymaster? -One second. 1019 01:39:09,195 --> 01:39:10,279 Phoebe. 1020 01:39:10,363 --> 01:39:12,490 You're-- You're-- 1021 01:39:14,367 --> 01:39:15,576 I'm a scientist. 1022 01:39:19,706 --> 01:39:21,207 -We got her! -Yes! 1023 01:39:21,290 --> 01:39:22,667 This was Grandpa's plan. 1024 01:39:24,377 --> 01:39:25,628 Coming in hot! 1025 01:39:46,899 --> 01:39:48,484 Mom, come on! 1026 01:39:48,568 --> 01:39:49,694 Oh, my God. 1027 01:40:02,749 --> 01:40:04,375 -Get back. Get back. -Mom. 1028 01:40:07,712 --> 01:40:09,172 -What's up? -Hey. 1029 01:40:13,843 --> 01:40:14,886 No, no, no. 1030 01:40:51,005 --> 01:40:51,923 Pull the lever. 1031 01:40:52,006 --> 01:40:52,840 Pull--? 1032 01:41:06,312 --> 01:41:07,313 Hey! 1033 01:41:18,741 --> 01:41:20,743 Come on, what are you waiting for? 1034 01:41:20,827 --> 01:41:23,079 I'm waiting for this thing to work! It's not working! 1035 01:41:39,470 --> 01:41:41,347 -Mom, hit the pedal! -Pedal? 1036 01:41:58,281 --> 01:41:59,699 Lucky! 1037 01:41:59,782 --> 01:42:01,075 Podcast, what are you doing? 1038 01:42:01,158 --> 01:42:02,702 I've got my own problems! 1039 01:42:52,543 --> 01:42:53,669 Oh, no. 1040 01:42:55,296 --> 01:42:56,297 No. 1041 01:43:01,177 --> 01:43:02,553 Hey, flattop. 1042 01:43:05,806 --> 01:43:07,058 Have you missed us? 1043 01:43:11,479 --> 01:43:12,855 Gozer the Gozerian, 1044 01:43:13,731 --> 01:43:16,484 in the name of the county of Summerville, state of Oklahoma, 1045 01:43:16,567 --> 01:43:20,363 the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, all the members of Ducks Unlimited, 1046 01:43:20,446 --> 01:43:23,074 the Association for the Advancement of Retired Persons, 1047 01:43:23,157 --> 01:43:26,494 I command you under the National Invasive Species Act 1048 01:43:26,577 --> 01:43:29,163 to depart this world immediately. 1049 01:43:30,039 --> 01:43:30,873 Bravo. 1050 01:43:34,627 --> 01:43:36,420 I think she remembers us. 1051 01:43:39,674 --> 01:43:40,758 Are you... 1052 01:43:41,592 --> 01:43:43,177 a god? 1053 01:43:46,347 --> 01:43:48,224 -Ray? -Oh, come on, Ray. 1054 01:43:49,725 --> 01:43:50,893 Yes. 1055 01:43:50,977 --> 01:43:52,520 Yeah, we're all gods. 1056 01:43:53,145 --> 01:43:55,690 Yeah, I mean, we're all pretty dang special down here. 1057 01:43:55,773 --> 01:43:56,941 On a personal note: 1058 01:43:57,024 --> 01:43:59,652 I thought that we had busted up for good. 1059 01:43:59,735 --> 01:44:01,112 It wasn't working for me. 1060 01:44:01,195 --> 01:44:03,781 My friends didn't think so. I know yours didn't. 1061 01:44:04,615 --> 01:44:06,826 Okay, playtime's over. Let's toast this muffin. 1062 01:44:09,912 --> 01:44:11,330 Light them up. 1063 01:44:13,624 --> 01:44:15,001 Man, I love that sound. 1064 01:44:17,294 --> 01:44:18,337 On the count of three. 1065 01:44:18,421 --> 01:44:20,965 Go on "two." One. Two. 1066 01:44:23,801 --> 01:44:26,512 Yeah, nothing stings like a billion electron volts! 1067 01:44:36,397 --> 01:44:37,648 Yes! 1068 01:44:39,275 --> 01:44:40,818 -Do you feel that? -Yeah. 1069 01:44:45,489 --> 01:44:47,366 She's uncrossing the streams! 1070 01:44:52,747 --> 01:44:53,914 No! 1071 01:44:56,000 --> 01:44:57,001 Are they dead? 1072 01:45:00,671 --> 01:45:03,174 I don't remember this job being so painful. 1073 01:45:04,216 --> 01:45:06,969 -I do. -You got a lot of nerve. 1074 01:45:08,929 --> 01:45:11,682 Coming back here, crawling back to me. 1075 01:45:12,808 --> 01:45:15,936 We could've been the most spectacular power couple. 1076 01:45:16,020 --> 01:45:19,523 You know, my sense of fun and your personality. 1077 01:45:20,441 --> 01:45:23,444 But, no, you always had to vanquish and conquer. 1078 01:45:23,527 --> 01:45:25,112 Always had to maim somebody. 1079 01:45:25,196 --> 01:45:28,741 And that's probably the number one reason why-- 1080 01:45:28,824 --> 01:45:30,326 Good try, anyway. 1081 01:45:30,951 --> 01:45:32,578 Now we're finished, babe. 1082 01:45:32,661 --> 01:45:33,746 We're finished. 1083 01:45:42,588 --> 01:45:43,422 No. 1084 01:45:55,893 --> 01:45:57,353 Come on, Phoebe. 1085 01:46:24,088 --> 01:46:24,964 Holy shit. 1086 01:47:08,632 --> 01:47:09,675 We're on! 1087 01:48:12,029 --> 01:48:13,364 I thought you might turn up. 1088 01:48:19,119 --> 01:48:20,120 I'm sorry... 1089 01:48:21,163 --> 01:48:22,748 I didn't believe you. 1090 01:48:24,959 --> 01:48:26,126 I should've called. 1091 01:48:27,294 --> 01:48:28,629 I miss you, my friend. 1092 01:48:34,802 --> 01:48:36,220 Are you okay? 1093 01:48:36,303 --> 01:48:38,222 -You scared the shit out of me. -Mom. 1094 01:48:38,305 --> 01:48:39,640 I can't breathe. 1095 01:48:39,723 --> 01:48:40,808 Okay. 1096 01:48:42,351 --> 01:48:43,185 Hi there. 1097 01:48:44,019 --> 01:48:45,771 Pete Venkman from the home office. 1098 01:48:45,854 --> 01:48:48,232 -Thanks for pitching in. -You're welcome. 1099 01:48:48,315 --> 01:48:49,692 I like your style. 1100 01:48:49,775 --> 01:48:50,776 Who's that one? 1101 01:48:51,402 --> 01:48:52,361 Callie. 1102 01:48:54,571 --> 01:48:55,990 Callie Spengler. 1103 01:48:56,073 --> 01:48:56,949 Spengler? 1104 01:48:57,700 --> 01:49:00,160 Weird name. Try to make the best of that. 1105 01:49:00,744 --> 01:49:03,163 All right. We're gonna have cocoa inside. 1106 01:49:03,247 --> 01:49:05,499 And some of us will have rum with it. 1107 01:49:06,750 --> 01:49:07,835 Lucky! 1108 01:49:13,924 --> 01:49:16,260 God. Hey. Hey, man. 1109 01:49:16,343 --> 01:49:19,221 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I-- Yeah. 1110 01:49:19,847 --> 01:49:21,557 My hands hurt from galloping. 1111 01:49:29,315 --> 01:49:30,190 Oh, my God. 1112 01:49:31,233 --> 01:49:32,609 I totally thought I lost you. 1113 01:49:32,693 --> 01:49:34,236 Sorry about that. 1114 01:49:35,237 --> 01:49:36,280 That was weird. 1115 01:49:36,864 --> 01:49:37,698 Yeah. 1116 01:49:38,782 --> 01:49:41,493 -I'm bleeding. Why am I bleeding? -You headbutted a park bench. 1117 01:49:41,577 --> 01:49:43,329 -Oh, right. Yeah. -Yeah. 1118 01:49:45,873 --> 01:49:47,541 -Hi. -Hi. 1119 01:49:49,084 --> 01:49:51,378 -Back there, yeah. -Yeah. 1120 01:49:51,462 --> 01:49:53,172 I mean, before we became dogs 1121 01:49:53,255 --> 01:49:57,092 and opened the gates of hell, I think that maybe we-- 1122 01:49:57,176 --> 01:49:59,345 Yeah. Yeah, I think so too. 1123 01:50:00,721 --> 01:50:03,390 -But then we saved the world, so... -That's true. 1124 01:50:08,020 --> 01:50:09,480 Are you all right, son? 1125 01:50:10,731 --> 01:50:14,151 You just singlehandedly defeated a manifestation of Gozer. 1126 01:50:14,234 --> 01:50:15,861 You gotta be on my podcast. 1127 01:50:16,403 --> 01:50:17,780 Sure. What's it called? 1128 01:50:17,863 --> 01:50:19,531 Mystical Tales of the Unknown Universe. 1129 01:50:19,615 --> 01:50:21,575 M.T.U.U., that's you? 1130 01:50:21,658 --> 01:50:22,576 Wait. 1131 01:50:22,659 --> 01:50:24,036 You're my subscriber?! 1132 01:50:24,119 --> 01:50:27,456 Really found its voice in the 46th episode. 1133 01:50:29,124 --> 01:50:30,542 What did they do to you? 1134 01:50:33,504 --> 01:50:34,505 Don't worry. 1135 01:50:35,839 --> 01:50:38,342 I'll take you home, get you all cleaned up. 1136 01:50:44,098 --> 01:50:44,932 Go. 1137 01:50:49,603 --> 01:50:50,437 Hey. 1138 01:54:37,247 --> 01:54:38,498 Tell me what this is. 1139 01:54:43,503 --> 01:54:44,546 Lines. 1140 01:54:46,506 --> 01:54:47,341 Two-- 1141 01:54:47,924 --> 01:54:49,468 No, three... 1142 01:54:51,178 --> 01:54:52,429 wavy lines. 1143 01:54:56,391 --> 01:54:57,934 -It's amazing. -You're amazing. 1144 01:54:58,018 --> 01:54:59,645 With your ability to... 1145 01:55:00,729 --> 01:55:02,230 flood my psychic powers. 1146 01:55:02,314 --> 01:55:04,608 I can't believe you used to shock your students. 1147 01:55:04,691 --> 01:55:07,277 Between us, I only zapped the guys. 1148 01:55:09,321 --> 01:55:12,115 It was flawed science. I know that now. I admit that. 1149 01:55:12,199 --> 01:55:13,033 Ready? 1150 01:55:13,617 --> 01:55:14,951 Try this one. 1151 01:55:17,871 --> 01:55:18,872 Take a moment. 1152 01:55:23,877 --> 01:55:25,462 It's a five-pointed star. 1153 01:55:26,463 --> 01:55:28,674 -Yes? -How are you doing that? 1154 01:55:28,757 --> 01:55:33,136 Some believe that true love imbues a subject with the ability-- 1155 01:55:34,554 --> 01:55:36,682 -Did you mark the cards? -No. 1156 01:55:36,765 --> 01:55:37,849 You did, didn't you? 1157 01:55:39,476 --> 01:55:40,310 Yeah. 1158 01:55:44,106 --> 01:55:45,649 It works well. 1159 02:01:52,599 --> 02:01:55,351 -I want you to take this. -What is it? 1160 02:01:55,977 --> 02:02:01,441 It's a souvenir from the World's Fair at Flushing Meadow in 1964. 1161 02:02:01,524 --> 02:02:03,234 It's my lucky coin. 1162 02:02:03,318 --> 02:02:05,737 I shouldn't take it. We might not be coming back. 1163 02:02:06,654 --> 02:02:09,824 Take it anyway. I got another one at home. 1164 02:02:16,539 --> 02:02:17,999 Egon was the brains. 1165 02:02:18,666 --> 02:02:19,959 Ray was the heart. 1166 02:02:21,252 --> 02:02:22,754 Peter just kept it cool. 1167 02:02:24,172 --> 02:02:25,006 Who were you? 1168 02:02:25,924 --> 02:02:27,008 The sex appeal. 1169 02:02:30,929 --> 02:02:33,389 You've done very well for yourself. 1170 02:02:33,473 --> 02:02:35,058 A lot of shelf space. 1171 02:02:35,934 --> 02:02:37,560 See, that's the thing. 1172 02:02:38,353 --> 02:02:40,146 I don't do it for me. 1173 02:02:41,147 --> 02:02:42,398 I do it for my kids, 1174 02:02:42,482 --> 02:02:45,902 and I wanna be an example of what's possible. 1175 02:02:45,985 --> 02:02:49,072 You still covering the rent at Ray's bookshop? 1176 02:02:50,448 --> 02:02:52,742 Ray's gonna turn a profit one of these days. 1177 02:02:53,493 --> 02:02:55,453 I remember the day you came in. 1178 02:02:56,454 --> 02:02:58,665 I came in looking for a steady paycheck. 1179 02:02:59,290 --> 02:03:01,042 But busting ghosts with the guys... 1180 02:03:01,751 --> 02:03:03,253 taught me not to be afraid. 1181 02:03:03,837 --> 02:03:06,548 That I had the tools and I had the talent. 1182 02:03:07,173 --> 02:03:09,551 I started this business with one employee. 1183 02:03:10,343 --> 02:03:13,555 And I've grown it into a thriving global enterprise. 1184 02:03:14,514 --> 02:03:16,141 I may be a businessman, 1185 02:03:16,850 --> 02:03:19,978 but I will always be a Ghostbuster.