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<i>[THUNDER RUMBLING]</i>

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[THUNDER CRASHING]

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[♪♪♪]

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[GHOST GROWLS]

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[BEEPING SOFTLY]

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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- [PANTING]
- [GHOST TRAP BEEPING]

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[MACHINE POWERING UP]

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[WIND WHISTLING]

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[♪♪♪]

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[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]

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[MACHINE POWERS DOWN]

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[GROWLING]

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[WHIRRING]

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[FLOORBOARDS CREAKING]

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[BEEPING]

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[♪♪♪]

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[GROWLING]

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[BUZZING]

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[♪♪♪]

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[WHIRRING]

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[HAIR CLIPPERS BUZZING]

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Ew, Mom, I'm trying
to eat breakfast.

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Almost done.

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Aw, your mustache
is really coming in.

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- Mom!
- [ELECTRICAL BUZZING]

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- Phoebe!
- Ow!

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I'm bleeding!
You made me bleed!

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You'll live. Phoebe!

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Oh! What are you doing?

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Neighbor's electricity
is running out of phase.

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- I tied in, bumped us up to 220.
- Take that off.

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Now I can run my lathe.

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And you didn't think
to ask me?

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I mean, you just demonstrate
zero aptitude for science.

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- Uh-huh, got it.
- You're better at other things.

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- Like quesadillas.
- My hair dryer.

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- Your quesadillas are excellent.
- Thank you.

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- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- Now what?

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- TREVOR: Mom!
- [SIGHS]

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- Really? You don't have legs?
- TREVOR: I'm not an adult.

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I'm literally driving
to pick up a check right now.

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You win lottery?

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Kind of. My father died.

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Relax.
I didn't even know him.

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I'm surprised
he left me anything.

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- Sounds like my father.
- Yeah?

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Did your dad
abandon your family

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and move to a farm
in the middle of nowhere?

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No.

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Look, I...

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I know I have not been
a reliable or consistent tenant.

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But if you give me a week
to settle loose ends,

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I'll be back
with everything I owe.

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[THUD, LIGHTS CLICKING]

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I can fix that!

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Listen,

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I wait for you to leave,

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then I change locks.

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[SHIRLEY ELLIS'
"THE CLAPPING SONG" PLAYING]

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<i>♪ Three, six, nine
The goose drank wine ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The monkey chewed tobacco
On the streetcar line ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The line broke
The monkey got choked ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The all went to heaven
In a little rowboat ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Clap and pat
Clap, pat ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Clap, slap
Clap, pat ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Clap your hand
Pat it on your partner's hand ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Right hand ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Clap slap, clap your hand ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Slap your thigh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And sing a little song, go ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My mother told me
If I was goody ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That she would buy me... ♪</i>

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There it is.
This is Summerville.

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This is where
your grandfather lived.

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And died.

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Ah, come on.
Not a single bar?

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- There'd better be a bar.
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

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That's funny.

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[♪♪♪]

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"Behold,

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"there was a great earthquake.

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"The sun became
as black as cloth,

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"the seas boiled,

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"the moon became as blood,

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"the skies fell.

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Revelation 6:12."

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That was normal.

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Hey, maybe it's a good thing
you never met your dad.

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[WEATHER VANE CREAKING]

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Great. You didn't tell us
we inherited a murder house.

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And just think.

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Now all of this is ours.

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Pheebs, be a dear and break
into your grandfather's house.

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[WIND WHISTLING]

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CALLIE:
Nice.

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Oh, boy.

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[SCOFFS]

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Not a single photo.

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[♪♪♪]

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Rats.

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You gotta see the gold mine
of junk I found out back.

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Great.

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Oh, my God,
this is so much worse

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than I thought it was gonna be.

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[RUMBLING]

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Under the dining table now!

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Phoebe.

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Remember that summer
we died under a table?

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Of course this place is built
on a fault line.

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Probably just fracking.

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It's fracking annoying,
is what it is.

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It's okay,
we're only here for a week.

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Um, give or take.

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What does that mean?

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It means we're staying.

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TREVOR: You said we'd
only be here for a week!

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Yeah, well, that was
before we got evicted.

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You said
you had money saved up.

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- That was before I had children.
- Oh!

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To be fair, you've never
been good with money.

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CALLIE:
Thanks, Pheebs.

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[SIGHS]

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What's that?

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How am I supposed to know?

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[DOOR OPENS]

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Can I help you?

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[♪♪♪]

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Um, hi. We're...
We're the, um... The...

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This was my father's place.

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Hi.

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BOTH:
Hi.

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I'm, uh, Janine Melnitz.
We spoke on the phone.

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I was your father's...

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You know, we were friends.

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- Very sorry for your loss.
- It's okay.

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You knew him better than me.
I should be sorry for your loss.

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I just tried to keep
the bills paid on time,

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00:11:54,629 --> 00:11:56,497
- that kind of thing.
- Like a money manager?

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Oh, there was
no money to manage.

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He could barely keep
the power on.

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[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

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So he left us nothing?

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00:12:04,171 --> 00:12:07,841
Well, I wouldn't say that.

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00:12:07,974 --> 00:12:10,076
There is quite a bit of debt.

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Ms. Melnitz,
I'm here to sign forms,

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pack the silverware
and leave with a rent check.

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Are you telling me
this place is worthless?

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You mean, aside from
the sentimental value?

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[THE SHIRELLE'S "BABY IT'S YOU"
PLAYING]

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<i>♪ Sha la la la la ♪</i>

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Are you going
to that thing later?

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- Yeah, probably.
- Where's my order?

157
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I can't believe
a place like this still exists.

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I can't believe we have
to spend a summer in this heap.

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- We have lives.
- You don't think I have a life?

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No. You're a mom.
You live for us.

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[SCOFFS]

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<i>♪ Many nights roll by ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I sit alone at home
And cry over you ♪</i>

164
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<i>♪ What can I do? ♪</i>

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I'll be right back.

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<i>♪ Can't help myself ♪</i>

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Oh.

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<i>♪ When, baby, it's you ♪</i>

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00:13:14,908 --> 00:13:18,378
Hey. Maybe you will make
a friend out here.

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- Make them out of what?
- I'm serious.

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A new home could be
an opportunity to start fresh.

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Just keep an open mind.

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[COIN CLINKS]

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00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:33,494
[OTIS RUSH'S "ALL YOUR LOVE
(I MISS LOVING)" PLAYS]

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Two taters, three Spinners,
grilled onions, one no cheese.

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Lucky, there's... There's
something wrong with the meat.

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- I don't feel so good, Lucky. Oh!
- There's something wrong.

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- He's throwing up the meat!
- Heh-heh-heh!

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Cool place.

180
00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:53,481
Yeah, I'll use that.

181
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I don't own it.

182
00:13:56,016 --> 00:13:57,718
I know you don't own it.

183
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You look pretty young
to own a business.

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00:14:01,921 --> 00:14:05,493
I saw the sign out front.
"Help wanted"?

185
00:14:07,193 --> 00:14:08,596
I... I can be helpful.

186
00:14:10,531 --> 00:14:13,967
Under experience, you put
"friendly" with a smiley face?

187
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,603
I didn't really know
what to put.

188
00:14:15,736 --> 00:14:18,371
I don't think "friendly"
qualifies as an experience.

189
00:14:18,506 --> 00:14:20,340
It's a quality, I guess.

190
00:14:23,577 --> 00:14:26,480
- How old are you?
- Seventeen.

191
00:14:26,614 --> 00:14:28,948
Think you can put in
a good word for me?

192
00:14:29,082 --> 00:14:30,718
I can tell them
you have a pulse.

193
00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:31,985
My name's Trevor.

194
00:14:32,118 --> 00:14:34,522
BOTH:
My name's Trevor.

195
00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:36,956
- Dude, that was great.
- Dude, that was really cute.

196
00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:39,727
You have a chance with her.
You really do.

197
00:14:41,361 --> 00:14:42,496
Mmm.

198
00:14:43,597 --> 00:14:44,799
So where you heading?

199
00:14:44,931 --> 00:14:46,433
We're staying, actually.

200
00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:49,269
You know that farmhouse
off the highway with the barn?

201
00:14:49,402 --> 00:14:51,271
Dirt? It was my father's.

202
00:14:51,404 --> 00:14:54,040
Dirt Farmer had a family?

203
00:14:54,174 --> 00:14:56,142
- You knew my father?
- [SCOFFS]

204
00:14:56,276 --> 00:14:58,646
No one knew your father.

205
00:14:58,779 --> 00:15:00,681
Well, I'm sure he'll be missed.

206
00:15:00,815 --> 00:15:02,282
Nope.

207
00:15:10,290 --> 00:15:11,191
Whoa!

208
00:15:12,593 --> 00:15:13,860
What's up, Casanova?

209
00:15:13,993 --> 00:15:15,529
[ALL LAUGHING]

210
00:15:27,407 --> 00:15:29,342
[WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY]

211
00:15:40,153 --> 00:15:43,056
[♪♪♪]

212
00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:11,786
- [BOTTLES TINKLING]
- Ow.

213
00:16:17,023 --> 00:16:18,793
[COYOTE YIPS IN DISTANCE]

214
00:16:54,294 --> 00:16:55,663
[TREVOR SIGHS]

215
00:16:55,796 --> 00:16:56,897
Damn it.

216
00:17:03,136 --> 00:17:05,673
[♪♪♪]

217
00:17:05,806 --> 00:17:06,973
[WHISPERS]
What?

218
00:17:08,441 --> 00:17:10,611
CALLIE:
Come on! Bus leaves in 15!

219
00:17:14,314 --> 00:17:17,250
[♪♪♪]

220
00:17:24,157 --> 00:17:25,826
Hey, Pheebs, at school today,

221
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,061
don't be afraid
to just start a conversation.

222
00:17:28,194 --> 00:17:29,996
Are you kidding?
That's horrible advice.

223
00:17:30,129 --> 00:17:32,165
You're literally setting her up
for failure.

224
00:17:32,298 --> 00:17:35,201
Hey, how are the jokes
coming along?

225
00:17:35,335 --> 00:17:37,370
Why should you
never trust atoms?

226
00:17:39,005 --> 00:17:41,074
Because they
make up everything.

227
00:17:43,309 --> 00:17:44,645
- That's funny.
- No, it's not.

228
00:17:44,778 --> 00:17:47,013
- You can drop me off here.
- Are you embarrassed?

229
00:17:47,146 --> 00:17:48,549
Yeah. Bye.

230
00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:55,221
- [HORN HONKS]
- CALLIE: Love you!

231
00:17:58,358 --> 00:18:01,027
- That almost killed you.
- Yeah, with your face.

232
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:04,163
- What's wrong? You love school.
- I love learning.

233
00:18:04,297 --> 00:18:06,967
This is a state-sponsored
work camp for delinquents.

234
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:11,471
Fine. You can help me scrape
asbestos out of the attic.

235
00:18:11,605 --> 00:18:14,307
I'll take my chances
with public education.

236
00:18:15,843 --> 00:18:17,511
Hey, don't be yourself.

237
00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:24,685
- You okay?
- Ah, yeah. First day.

238
00:18:24,818 --> 00:18:27,053
Can you imagine who they've got
teaching summer school?

239
00:18:27,186 --> 00:18:29,188
I can. I teach here.

240
00:18:29,322 --> 00:18:30,791
Oh, I'm so sorry.

241
00:18:30,925 --> 00:18:33,092
No, it's okay. It's...

242
00:18:33,226 --> 00:18:36,030
Most of the kids that go here,
they're not very bright.

243
00:18:36,162 --> 00:18:37,463
Hey, Colin.

244
00:18:39,033 --> 00:18:40,534
He's...

245
00:18:40,668 --> 00:18:42,703
I can kind of do
whatever I want.

246
00:18:42,836 --> 00:18:43,971
Score.

247
00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:44,972
- Right?
- Mm.

248
00:18:45,104 --> 00:18:46,472
- Dream job.
- Mm-hm.

249
00:18:46,607 --> 00:18:47,875
[CHUCKLES]

250
00:18:50,544 --> 00:18:53,714
Good morning, class.
How's everybody doing today?

251
00:18:53,847 --> 00:18:55,916
My name's Mr. Grooberson.

252
00:18:56,050 --> 00:18:57,518
Um...

253
00:18:57,651 --> 00:18:58,786
I know.

254
00:18:58,919 --> 00:19:00,054
You don't wanna be here.

255
00:19:00,186 --> 00:19:01,522
I don't wanna be here either.

256
00:19:01,655 --> 00:19:03,791
Now, apparently,

257
00:19:03,924 --> 00:19:06,894
your, uh, school is
still operating on VHS,

258
00:19:07,027 --> 00:19:10,598
but, um, I found this gem
in the teachers' lounge.

259
00:19:10,731 --> 00:19:12,131
It's great. It's called <i>Cujo.</i>

260
00:19:12,265 --> 00:19:14,902
It's about
a rabid Saint Bernard that...

261
00:19:15,035 --> 00:19:17,303
You know what? I don't
wanna give too much away.

262
00:19:17,437 --> 00:19:20,074
But imagine Beethoven
if he contracted rabies

263
00:19:20,206 --> 00:19:22,375
and just started
mauling children.

264
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,410
You'll get an idea.

265
00:19:24,545 --> 00:19:25,779
Enjoy.

266
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,949
[MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]

267
00:19:30,884 --> 00:19:34,688
- [RECORDER CLICKS]
- Speeding. Three, two, one.

268
00:19:36,155 --> 00:19:37,958
She sits alone.

269
00:19:38,092 --> 00:19:41,427
An outcast,
rejected by her peers.

270
00:19:41,562 --> 00:19:43,030
But what is her secret?

271
00:19:43,162 --> 00:19:45,599
Perhaps she's on the run.

272
00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:48,802
On the run...

273
00:19:48,936 --> 00:19:50,771
from herself.

274
00:19:50,904 --> 00:19:52,539
And go.

275
00:19:54,008 --> 00:19:55,976
Actually,
my grandfather died.

276
00:19:56,110 --> 00:19:58,812
My mom says we're here to pick
through the rubble of his life.

277
00:19:58,946 --> 00:20:02,983
So you're here to uncover
the mystery of his death?

278
00:20:03,117 --> 00:20:04,283
No.

279
00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:05,919
It was natural causes.

280
00:20:06,053 --> 00:20:10,124
Are you sure
it wasn't unnatural causes?

281
00:20:10,256 --> 00:20:11,692
Yes.

282
00:20:11,825 --> 00:20:14,028
Pretty sure
it was just a heart attack.

283
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,930
Oh, the silent killer.

284
00:20:19,265 --> 00:20:20,701
I'm Phoebe.

285
00:20:20,834 --> 00:20:22,335
Oh, cool. Uh, I'm Podcast.

286
00:20:22,468 --> 00:20:24,337
Why do people call you Podcast?

287
00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:27,473
Oh, I call myself Podcast.
Because of my podcast.

288
00:20:29,342 --> 00:20:30,644
[SCANNER BEEPS]

289
00:20:30,778 --> 00:20:34,481
- Doing some painting?
- Mm, yeah.

290
00:20:34,615 --> 00:20:35,883
Whereabouts you staying?

291
00:20:36,016 --> 00:20:39,053
Um, that old apocalyptic ranch
off of 99.

292
00:20:39,185 --> 00:20:40,821
It was my father's place.

293
00:20:40,954 --> 00:20:43,057
Dirt Farmer had a family?

294
00:20:43,189 --> 00:20:44,858
You all called him
the Dirt Farmer?

295
00:20:44,992 --> 00:20:46,827
Meant nothing by it.

296
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:50,764
Man spends every week
working a piece of land...

297
00:20:50,898 --> 00:20:53,167
but never seeding,
never watering,

298
00:20:53,299 --> 00:20:55,334
never growing
a ding-dang thing.

299
00:20:55,468 --> 00:20:56,937
It's curious behavior.

300
00:20:57,071 --> 00:20:59,573
Great customer though.

301
00:20:59,707 --> 00:21:02,076
He... He bought
some bizarre shit.

302
00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:04,712
- [BEEPS]
- Yeah, that sounds like him.

303
00:21:04,845 --> 00:21:07,181
<i>[DOG GROWLING,
WOMAN WHIMPERING]</i>

304
00:21:09,516 --> 00:21:11,652
[RUMBLING]

305
00:21:23,797 --> 00:21:25,499
<i>[WOMAN SCREAMS]</i>

306
00:21:28,769 --> 00:21:29,703
What is this?

307
00:21:31,337 --> 00:21:33,073
Hello.

308
00:21:33,207 --> 00:21:35,943
Um, you know, there's
a highly entertaining movie

309
00:21:36,076 --> 00:21:38,244
about a killer dog
happening right over there.

310
00:21:38,377 --> 00:21:41,715
- Is this a seismic map?
- Yes.

311
00:21:41,849 --> 00:21:44,417
- How did you know that?
- It's a map of seismic activity.

312
00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:46,620
- Right. But...
- You're a seismologist?

313
00:21:47,921 --> 00:21:50,557
Does that seem
so hard to believe?

314
00:21:50,691 --> 00:21:52,826
Figured you
for a football coach.

315
00:21:53,894 --> 00:21:55,796
Oh.

316
00:21:55,929 --> 00:21:57,898
Um, thank you.

317
00:21:58,031 --> 00:22:00,701
These don't look
tectonic or volcanic.

318
00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:02,136
[CHUCKLES]

319
00:22:02,268 --> 00:22:03,971
Okay, smarty.

320
00:22:04,104 --> 00:22:05,739
Here, check this out.

321
00:22:05,873 --> 00:22:08,441
This is a volcano, all right?

322
00:22:08,575 --> 00:22:12,311
It builds and crests.

323
00:22:12,445 --> 00:22:15,249
But this is
a tectonic earthquake.

324
00:22:15,381 --> 00:22:18,919
Notice a little P-wave
followed by a large S wave.

325
00:22:21,454 --> 00:22:24,158
Yeah, I'm not an idiot.

326
00:22:24,290 --> 00:22:28,461
Clearly. Well, this is
the pattern in Summerville.

327
00:22:28,595 --> 00:22:33,100
Large P-wave, small S wave.
Like an explosion.

328
00:22:33,233 --> 00:22:35,836
- Where is it coming from?
- I don't know. I don't know.

329
00:22:35,969 --> 00:22:38,539
I set up geophones,
but I can't triangulate.

330
00:22:38,672 --> 00:22:40,874
- Are you using three?
- Yeah.

331
00:22:41,008 --> 00:22:43,177
I know how many sides
there are in a triangle.

332
00:22:43,309 --> 00:22:45,879
I just thought
you were being obtuse.

333
00:22:49,850 --> 00:22:51,118
Was that a geometry joke?

334
00:22:51,251 --> 00:22:54,054
- Yes, that's why I winked.
- Ah.

335
00:22:54,188 --> 00:22:56,056
Uh, that's terrible.

336
00:22:56,190 --> 00:22:57,558
No, I loved it.

337
00:22:57,691 --> 00:23:00,060
Look at this.
I mean, somehow,

338
00:23:00,194 --> 00:23:02,563
a town that isn't anywhere
near a tectonic plate,

339
00:23:02,696 --> 00:23:05,999
that has no underground volcanic
activity, no fault lines,

340
00:23:06,133 --> 00:23:08,202
no fracking,
no loud music even,

341
00:23:08,334 --> 00:23:10,037
is shaking
on a daily basis.

342
00:23:12,272 --> 00:23:14,141
Maybe it's the apocalypse.

343
00:23:14,274 --> 00:23:17,443
[THE NEWDAY'S
"WAIT A MINUTE GIRL" PLAYING]

344
00:23:19,780 --> 00:23:23,650
Twenty-three, 24, 25.

345
00:23:23,784 --> 00:23:27,020
- [TREVOR SHIVERING]
- Hey, no-skills. How's inventory?

346
00:23:27,154 --> 00:23:29,156
Oh, hey, how's it going?
No, it's not good.

347
00:23:29,289 --> 00:23:30,557
It's not good at all. Um...

348
00:23:30,691 --> 00:23:33,026
- Does everyone do this?
- Yeah, it's important.

349
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,595
You okay?

350
00:23:34,728 --> 00:23:36,395
Your lips are literally blue.

351
00:23:36,530 --> 00:23:37,764
Yeah, I'm fine.

352
00:23:37,898 --> 00:23:39,199
You should borrow my hoodie.

353
00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:40,901
No, it's fine. Seriously.

354
00:23:41,034 --> 00:23:42,336
It's really masculine.

355
00:23:42,468 --> 00:23:44,738
It's got a wolf on it.
Trust me.

356
00:23:44,872 --> 00:23:46,106
Okay.

357
00:23:50,711 --> 00:23:52,546
I'm kind of surprised
it fits me.

358
00:23:52,679 --> 00:23:54,413
Yeah, it's my boyfriend's,
actually.

359
00:23:54,548 --> 00:23:56,683
- Oh.
- Back to inventory.

360
00:23:56,817 --> 00:23:59,019
[BOYS LAUGHING]

361
00:23:59,152 --> 00:24:02,122
Okay, we're speeding.
Three, two, one.

362
00:24:02,256 --> 00:24:03,757
Uh, yeah,
just introduce yourself

363
00:24:03,891 --> 00:24:05,926
and tell me
what you ate for breakfast.

364
00:24:06,059 --> 00:24:08,028
Um, Phoebe.

365
00:24:08,161 --> 00:24:09,963
Toast.

366
00:24:10,097 --> 00:24:14,201
Okay, um, maybe a little more.
Tell me a joke or something.

367
00:24:14,334 --> 00:24:16,570
- A joke?
- Mm-hm.

368
00:24:18,639 --> 00:24:20,941
What do you call
a dead polar bear?

369
00:24:21,074 --> 00:24:22,209
[GRUNTS SOFTLY]

370
00:24:22,342 --> 00:24:24,845
Anything you want.

371
00:24:24,978 --> 00:24:26,580
It can't hear you now.

372
00:24:28,315 --> 00:24:29,917
[LAUGHS]

373
00:24:31,985 --> 00:24:34,288
Wow. That was funny.

374
00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:36,924
- You're funny.
- It's a pretty hilarious joke.

375
00:24:37,057 --> 00:24:38,892
Fun fact:
Did you know Summerville

376
00:24:39,026 --> 00:24:40,961
has more dead residents
than living ones?

377
00:24:41,094 --> 00:24:43,497
Yeah, that's
how cemeteries work.

378
00:24:43,630 --> 00:24:46,166
Wertheimers Hardware,
run by the Illuminati.

379
00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:48,068
- Lizard people.
- Lizard people?

380
00:24:48,201 --> 00:24:50,003
Jefferson, Einstein, Beyoncé?

381
00:24:50,137 --> 00:24:52,105
How do you think
we got the pyramids?

382
00:24:52,239 --> 00:24:54,007
- Slaves?
- Movie theater.

383
00:24:54,141 --> 00:24:55,409
That one's haunted.

384
00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:57,311
I don't believe in ghosts.

385
00:24:58,946 --> 00:25:01,348
What? How can you...?

386
00:25:01,481 --> 00:25:04,685
I mean, all the evidence!
You don't believe in spirits?

387
00:25:04,818 --> 00:25:06,520
No.

388
00:25:06,653 --> 00:25:09,790
I think we're all
just kind of meat puppets.

389
00:25:11,391 --> 00:25:12,960
There's something
you need to see.

390
00:25:13,093 --> 00:25:14,294
I'll grab my wheels.

391
00:25:14,428 --> 00:25:17,331
[♪♪♪]

392
00:25:22,703 --> 00:25:24,504
PHOEBE:
Are we even allowed to be here?

393
00:25:24,638 --> 00:25:26,406
Oh, yeah. Totally.

394
00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:28,275
The mine's been closed
since the '40s.

395
00:25:28,408 --> 00:25:29,943
They just put
all these signs up

396
00:25:30,077 --> 00:25:32,112
'cause of
hazardous chemical leaks

397
00:25:32,245 --> 00:25:34,114
and on account of dynamite.

398
00:25:34,247 --> 00:25:37,417
I do this. Hmm.

399
00:25:43,590 --> 00:25:46,293
The whole town was basically
a mining operation.

400
00:25:46,426 --> 00:25:48,495
They bore out this mountain
like a grapefruit

401
00:25:48,628 --> 00:25:52,165
and smelted everything into
cold-riveted selenium girders.

402
00:25:52,299 --> 00:25:53,834
Why would you
make a steel beam

403
00:25:53,967 --> 00:25:56,403
out of an electro conductor
like selenium?

404
00:25:57,838 --> 00:25:58,905
Right?

405
00:25:59,039 --> 00:26:00,407
Weird.

406
00:26:00,540 --> 00:26:02,809
Until one day,

407
00:26:02,943 --> 00:26:05,312
they were forced to close down
the whole enchilada.

408
00:26:05,445 --> 00:26:06,546
Why?

409
00:26:08,148 --> 00:26:11,451
One by one,
miners who had worked for years

410
00:26:11,585 --> 00:26:15,389
began leaping down
the mine shaft to their death.

411
00:26:15,522 --> 00:26:17,190
They called it...

412
00:26:17,324 --> 00:26:19,993
[WHISPERS]
the Shandorian curse.

413
00:26:42,382 --> 00:26:43,717
PHOEBE:
Who built these?

414
00:26:43,850 --> 00:26:45,352
PODCAST:
Depends who you believe.

415
00:26:45,486 --> 00:26:48,088
One day, they just showed up
without explanation.

416
00:26:51,158 --> 00:26:52,527
Cool.

417
00:26:55,862 --> 00:26:57,764
[SOCKET WRENCH CLICKING]

418
00:27:01,935 --> 00:27:04,471
[♪♪♪]

419
00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:22,523
What a shitbox.

420
00:27:25,025 --> 00:27:26,893
So, what's
your podcast about?

421
00:27:27,027 --> 00:27:29,729
Oh, um, mostly mysteries
and the unknown,

422
00:27:29,863 --> 00:27:31,298
uh, conspiracy theories,

423
00:27:31,431 --> 00:27:33,433
the occasional
restaurant review.

424
00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:36,303
Well, maybe I could
check it out sometime.

425
00:27:36,436 --> 00:27:38,605
- Really?
- Yeah.

426
00:27:44,611 --> 00:27:47,414
The show really finds
its voice on Episode 46.

427
00:27:47,548 --> 00:27:49,082
Okay.

428
00:27:49,216 --> 00:27:50,617
Uh, hey.

429
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:53,120
Look, this is totally cool
if this is a no.

430
00:27:53,253 --> 00:27:54,688
Uh, zero "presh."

431
00:27:54,821 --> 00:27:57,525
Uh, but, um...

432
00:27:57,657 --> 00:27:59,594
do you wanna
be my lab partner?

433
00:28:01,328 --> 00:28:04,532
Well, I don't think
we're gonna be doing any labs,

434
00:28:04,664 --> 00:28:06,199
but yeah.

435
00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:07,934
Yeah, sure, I'd love to.

436
00:28:08,068 --> 00:28:10,170
Cool, cool. All right.

437
00:28:11,404 --> 00:28:12,672
Yeah.

438
00:28:14,141 --> 00:28:16,409
Well, this is me.

439
00:28:16,544 --> 00:28:18,145
The Dirt Farmer's house?

440
00:28:18,278 --> 00:28:21,815
- Yeah, he was my grandfather.
- No way, dude!

441
00:28:21,948 --> 00:28:24,451
- So you're just gonna walk in?
- [PHONE BEEPS]

442
00:28:26,554 --> 00:28:29,022
- Are you recording me?
- Yeah, just in case

443
00:28:29,156 --> 00:28:31,024
your body's pulled apart
into tiny pieces

444
00:28:31,158 --> 00:28:33,260
by an unseen dark force.

445
00:28:35,596 --> 00:28:37,931
All right. Bye.

446
00:28:51,978 --> 00:28:55,015
[♪♪♪]

447
00:29:11,731 --> 00:29:14,100
[SOFTLY]
Okay, so this is happening.

448
00:29:27,648 --> 00:29:29,483
[WHIRRING]

449
00:29:38,825 --> 00:29:40,093
Hello?

450
00:30:09,724 --> 00:30:12,627
[♪♪♪]

451
00:30:43,023 --> 00:30:44,625
[SNORING SOFTLY]

452
00:30:50,665 --> 00:30:52,633
[GASPS]

453
00:30:54,769 --> 00:30:55,703
[GROANS SOFTLY]

454
00:30:57,170 --> 00:30:59,839
[FLOORBOARD CREAKS]

455
00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:45,385
[♪♪♪]

456
00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:54,194
<i>[WOMAN WHIMPERS, GRUNTING]</i>

457
00:31:54,327 --> 00:31:56,229
- <i>[CHUCKY YELLS]</i>
- WOMAN: <i>No!</i>

458
00:31:56,363 --> 00:31:58,766
<i>[SCREAMS]</i>

459
00:31:58,898 --> 00:32:01,101
CHUCKY:
<i>Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?</i>

460
00:32:01,234 --> 00:32:02,869
<i>[WOMAN SCREAMS, CHUCKY YELLING]</i>

461
00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:06,741
[PODCAST SIGHS]

462
00:32:06,873 --> 00:32:09,442
I need to know
what's lurking inside.

463
00:32:09,577 --> 00:32:12,912
- No way. Killer replica.
- Totally.

464
00:32:13,046 --> 00:32:15,583
- A replica of what?
- A trap.

465
00:32:17,384 --> 00:32:18,351
A ghost trap.

466
00:32:21,489 --> 00:32:24,257
Seriously? How do you of
all people not know about this?

467
00:32:24,391 --> 00:32:27,327
- I'm ashamed.
- Oh, I was obsessed.

468
00:32:27,460 --> 00:32:30,831
New York in the '80s,
it was like <i>The Walking Dead.</i>

469
00:32:30,964 --> 00:32:32,600
- Then it just stopped?
- Mm-hm.

470
00:32:32,733 --> 00:32:35,503
I mean, there hasn't been
a ghost sighting in 30 years.

471
00:32:37,003 --> 00:32:38,405
[TRAP CREAKS]

472
00:32:42,008 --> 00:32:43,276
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

473
00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:48,381
Wait a minute.

474
00:32:50,016 --> 00:32:51,451
This thing is real?

475
00:32:51,585 --> 00:32:53,019
- Absolutely.
- Maybe.

476
00:32:54,254 --> 00:32:55,823
I found it
in my living room.

477
00:32:55,955 --> 00:32:57,658
She lives on the Dirt Farm.

478
00:32:57,792 --> 00:32:59,392
Oh, the really spooky one?

479
00:32:59,527 --> 00:33:01,094
Yeah, the one
that says "dirt" on it.

480
00:33:02,696 --> 00:33:04,799
What happened in New York?

481
00:33:04,931 --> 00:33:07,300
GROOBERSON:
The whole city was freaking out.

482
00:33:07,434 --> 00:33:08,935
Then these physicists showed up

483
00:33:09,068 --> 00:33:10,771
with these portable
proton accelerators

484
00:33:10,905 --> 00:33:12,807
and blew the roof off
of a Manhattan high-rise.

485
00:33:12,939 --> 00:33:14,441
<i>[CROWD CHEERING]</i>

486
00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:17,645
[♪♪♪]

487
00:33:17,778 --> 00:33:19,580
None of this rings a bell?

488
00:33:19,713 --> 00:33:21,582
It happened 20 years
before we were born.

489
00:33:21,715 --> 00:33:23,116
I believe it.

490
00:33:23,249 --> 00:33:24,685
CROWD [CHANTING]:
Ghostbusters!

491
00:33:24,819 --> 00:33:26,620
Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!

492
00:33:28,556 --> 00:33:32,726
I mean, your, uh, dad
never mentioned this?

493
00:33:32,860 --> 00:33:34,127
It's just my mom.

494
00:33:34,260 --> 00:33:36,396
Oh, just your mom. Oh.

495
00:33:36,530 --> 00:33:39,165
Um, cool.

496
00:33:39,299 --> 00:33:41,000
"Cool"?

497
00:33:41,134 --> 00:33:43,169
I wonder if this still works.

498
00:33:44,572 --> 00:33:46,239
Should we open it?

499
00:33:48,776 --> 00:33:51,077
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

500
00:33:51,211 --> 00:33:54,113
[♪♪♪]

501
00:33:56,449 --> 00:33:57,685
Glasses.

502
00:33:57,818 --> 00:34:00,320
Two millimeters
of plastic eye protection?

503
00:34:00,453 --> 00:34:01,689
Are you sure this is safe?

504
00:34:01,822 --> 00:34:02,857
Safe?

505
00:34:02,989 --> 00:34:04,892
Heh, no.

506
00:34:05,024 --> 00:34:06,059
No.

507
00:34:06,192 --> 00:34:07,695
History is safe.

508
00:34:07,828 --> 00:34:09,697
Geometry, that's safe.

509
00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:13,032
Science is all

510
00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:15,836
particle accelerators
and hydrogen bombs.

511
00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:17,738
Science is giving yourself
the plague

512
00:34:17,872 --> 00:34:19,673
and gambling on the cure.

513
00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:21,140
Science is reckless.

514
00:34:21,274 --> 00:34:23,677
Totally! Yes!
It's punk rock.

515
00:34:23,811 --> 00:34:26,079
It's a safety pin
through the nipple of academia.

516
00:34:26,212 --> 00:34:29,449
- Ouch.
- Fire it up.

517
00:34:29,583 --> 00:34:30,985
[ENGINE STARTS]

518
00:34:31,117 --> 00:34:32,686
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

519
00:34:35,288 --> 00:34:37,156
[SIGHS]

520
00:34:37,290 --> 00:34:39,125
I've always wanted
to do this.

521
00:34:39,259 --> 00:34:41,795
[♪♪♪]

522
00:35:14,060 --> 00:35:16,030
[GROWLS]

523
00:35:16,162 --> 00:35:17,363
[SCREAMS]

524
00:35:18,666 --> 00:35:21,569
[♪♪♪]

525
00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:30,611
[GHOST ROARS]

526
00:35:33,179 --> 00:35:35,114
- Yes!
- [CAR ALARMS BLARING]

527
00:35:35,248 --> 00:35:37,116
Uh...

528
00:35:37,250 --> 00:35:39,218
we should probably
get out of here.

529
00:35:39,352 --> 00:35:40,888
You're an adult.

530
00:35:41,021 --> 00:35:41,956
Yeah.

531
00:35:43,023 --> 00:35:44,290
And liable.

532
00:35:45,593 --> 00:35:48,227
You know what this means,
right?

533
00:35:48,361 --> 00:35:51,130
Your grandfather
was a Ghostbuster.

534
00:35:51,264 --> 00:35:52,967
Yes, I'm aware.

535
00:35:57,905 --> 00:36:00,808
[♪♪♪]

536
00:36:16,289 --> 00:36:19,026
- [RECORDER BEEPS]
- It has a door and windows,

537
00:36:19,158 --> 00:36:21,127
like any ordinary house.

538
00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:22,930
But the distinct smell
of evil...

539
00:36:23,063 --> 00:36:24,798
[SNIFFS]

540
00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:26,700
[WHISPERS]
...is prominent.

541
00:36:26,834 --> 00:36:28,035
What are you doing?

542
00:36:28,167 --> 00:36:30,604
Oh, um,
giving a little color.

543
00:36:30,738 --> 00:36:32,106
Setting the mood.

544
00:36:32,238 --> 00:36:34,140
It's creepy.
I dig it.

545
00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:39,980
Wow.

546
00:36:40,114 --> 00:36:41,447
Cool.

547
00:36:42,983 --> 00:36:46,285
Whoa. Aztec death whistle.

548
00:36:46,419 --> 00:36:48,421
It's designed
to ward off evil spirits.

549
00:36:48,555 --> 00:36:50,289
It's got
a really horrifying sound...

550
00:36:50,423 --> 00:36:52,593
[WHISTLE SCREECHING]

551
00:36:54,128 --> 00:36:55,194
What...?

552
00:36:57,263 --> 00:36:59,165
Um, what the hell is that?

553
00:36:59,298 --> 00:37:01,200
Aztec death whistle.
Can I keep it?

554
00:37:01,334 --> 00:37:03,604
Yes, please.
Just don't do that again.

555
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,473
Hi.

556
00:37:07,608 --> 00:37:08,742
Hello again.

557
00:37:10,376 --> 00:37:12,345
You brought them home.

558
00:37:13,614 --> 00:37:15,916
- It's a service I provide.
- Are...?

559
00:37:16,050 --> 00:37:18,652
- Well, I'm also an escort.
- Mmm...?

560
00:37:18,786 --> 00:37:20,854
- That came out wrong.
- Kind of... Yep.

561
00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:22,656
The truth is,
I've always wondered

562
00:37:22,790 --> 00:37:25,559
what lurked
inside this haunt box.

563
00:37:25,693 --> 00:37:28,062
Right. Well, the only thing
lurking inside here

564
00:37:28,194 --> 00:37:29,897
is my slowly dying soul.

565
00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:31,565
Is that what that smell is?

566
00:37:31,699 --> 00:37:34,267
Well, it's not dinner, so...

567
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:35,803
Well, all right.

568
00:37:35,936 --> 00:37:37,336
[GROOBERSON & CALLIE CHUCKLE]

569
00:37:37,470 --> 00:37:41,075
- Um, would you...
- Sure.

570
00:37:41,207 --> 00:37:43,043
- ...like...?
- Yeah.

571
00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:44,712
I don't have any food.

572
00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:45,979
- It's fine.
- Okay, tour.

573
00:37:46,113 --> 00:37:47,346
- Great.
- Great.

574
00:37:48,816 --> 00:37:50,584
CALLIE:
Here's the dining room.

575
00:37:54,788 --> 00:37:57,323
I think Grooberson's trying
to bone your mom.

576
00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:01,327
Oh.

577
00:38:02,529 --> 00:38:04,198
That doesn't bother you?

578
00:38:04,363 --> 00:38:06,066
No, of course it bothers me.

579
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,603
I just don't exhibit emotions
the same way everyone else does.

580
00:38:09,737 --> 00:38:11,872
Inside, I'm vomiting.

581
00:38:16,510 --> 00:38:17,410
Wait.

582
00:38:18,846 --> 00:38:20,446
Isn't this
what we saw earlier?

583
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,890
"The Sumerians believed
in a land of the dead,

584
00:38:30,023 --> 00:38:34,795
"a dark and shadowy realm
within the bowels of the earth.

585
00:38:34,928 --> 00:38:39,967
<i>"The souls of the dead are
ruled by a mighty god, Gozer,</i>

586
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:43,469
"and protected
by a powerful Gatekeeper

587
00:38:43,604 --> 00:38:46,940
"and Keymaster, in order
that Gozer might rise up

588
00:38:47,074 --> 00:38:49,275
"and walk the human plane again.

589
00:38:49,408 --> 00:38:53,714
The Gatekeeper and Keymaster
must assume the form of beasts."

590
00:38:56,449 --> 00:38:57,818
What did we let out?

591
00:38:57,951 --> 00:39:01,454
[FUNKADELIC'S
"CAN YOU GET TO THAT" PLAYING]

592
00:39:01,588 --> 00:39:03,322
Yum.

593
00:39:03,456 --> 00:39:05,159
Has this ever
been cleaned before?

594
00:39:05,291 --> 00:39:06,627
Not by me.

595
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,862
We're heading up the mountain.

596
00:39:10,697 --> 00:39:11,632
You coming?

597
00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:31,218
<i>♪ I once had a life
Or rather, life had me ♪</i>

598
00:39:31,350 --> 00:39:34,521
<i>♪ I was one among many ♪</i>

599
00:39:34,655 --> 00:39:38,025
<i>♪ Or at least I seemed to be ♪</i>

600
00:39:38,158 --> 00:39:41,495
<i>♪ Well, I read
An old quotation ♪</i>

601
00:39:41,628 --> 00:39:44,698
<i>♪ In a book just yesterday ♪</i>

602
00:39:44,832 --> 00:39:47,868
<i>♪ Said, "Gonna reap
Just what you sow ♪</i>

603
00:39:48,001 --> 00:39:51,004
<i>♪ The debts you make
You have to pay" ♪</i>

604
00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:52,706
[♪♪♪]

605
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,475
Rivers are like
the moms of canyons.

606
00:39:56,610 --> 00:39:58,712
Basically,
when you think about it.

607
00:40:02,316 --> 00:40:03,550
[WIND WHISTLING]

608
00:40:03,684 --> 00:40:05,319
[BOARDS CREAKING]

609
00:40:06,486 --> 00:40:07,888
[TREVOR EXHALES SHARPLY]

610
00:40:09,355 --> 00:40:10,824
[SIGHS]

611
00:40:15,963 --> 00:40:17,698
- [SIGHS]
- [CHUCKLES]

612
00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:21,068
Why'd you bring me up here?

613
00:40:23,070 --> 00:40:24,771
Entertainment value.

614
00:40:24,905 --> 00:40:26,773
Can you juggle?

615
00:40:26,907 --> 00:40:30,777
- [GUNSHOT]
- [ALL CHUCKLE]

616
00:40:30,911 --> 00:40:33,347
- BOY: It's not funny.
- What are you doing here

617
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:34,915
in Summerville anyway?

618
00:40:37,551 --> 00:40:40,687
Honestly, my mom won't say it,
but we're broke.

619
00:40:40,821 --> 00:40:43,557
We got evicted, and the only
thing that's left in our name

620
00:40:43,690 --> 00:40:45,592
is this creepy, old farmhouse
our grandfather left us

621
00:40:45,726 --> 00:40:47,895
in the middle of nowhere.

622
00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:49,930
No offense.

623
00:40:50,063 --> 00:40:52,065
I'm not offended.

624
00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:54,034
This place is a dump.

625
00:40:56,402 --> 00:40:57,704
Then why do you live here?

626
00:40:57,838 --> 00:41:00,574
I'm fourth-generation dump,
so...

627
00:41:00,707 --> 00:41:01,742
Oh.

628
00:41:04,544 --> 00:41:06,246
You think you'll ever leave?

629
00:41:08,515 --> 00:41:12,252
I mean, if I don't,
what does that say about me?

630
00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:14,922
- You don't have a car.
- [CHUCKLES]

631
00:41:15,956 --> 00:41:17,991
What the hell? Get out.

632
00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:20,661
[♪♪♪]

633
00:41:20,794 --> 00:41:21,929
[LOW RUMBLING]

634
00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:25,332
What is that?

635
00:41:25,464 --> 00:41:26,333
I don't know.

636
00:41:26,465 --> 00:41:30,971
GHOST:
<i>Gozer.</i>

637
00:41:40,213 --> 00:41:41,615
What was that?

638
00:41:41,748 --> 00:41:43,583
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

639
00:41:45,218 --> 00:41:46,753
[ALL LAUGHING]

640
00:41:48,689 --> 00:41:50,090
BOY:
It's not funny.

641
00:41:52,192 --> 00:41:54,161
GROOBERSON:
What is this?

642
00:41:54,294 --> 00:41:57,431
- That's a map.
- Yeah, I know it's a...

643
00:41:57,597 --> 00:42:00,067
A map. But this...

644
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,136
This thing's ancient. It's
written in a kind of cuneiform.

645
00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:05,439
Oh, yeah?

646
00:42:05,572 --> 00:42:07,341
This is Summerville.

647
00:42:07,473 --> 00:42:09,509
- That doesn't make sense.
- No, not at all.

648
00:42:09,643 --> 00:42:12,346
Summerville's not even 100
years old, but this is written

649
00:42:12,479 --> 00:42:14,114
in a language
from thousands of years ago.

650
00:42:14,247 --> 00:42:16,683
For all I know,
that's the language he spoke.

651
00:42:17,784 --> 00:42:19,619
That's it?

652
00:42:19,753 --> 00:42:21,355
You don't think
this is incredible

653
00:42:21,488 --> 00:42:23,523
and bizarre and fascinating?

654
00:42:25,826 --> 00:42:26,793
Can I have this?

655
00:42:26,927 --> 00:42:28,495
Yeah, sure. Weirdo.

656
00:42:28,628 --> 00:42:30,964
That's how it starts.
First there's a map.

657
00:42:31,098 --> 00:42:32,666
Then you move
into a haunted house.

658
00:42:32,799 --> 00:42:35,802
Then everyone's calling you
the Dirt Farmer.

659
00:42:35,936 --> 00:42:38,171
What about Phoebe?
Think she'd want any of this?

660
00:42:38,305 --> 00:42:41,541
Oh, I'm sure
Phoebe will find something.

661
00:42:41,675 --> 00:42:43,343
[WHIRRING]

662
00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:47,314
[♪♪♪]

663
00:42:47,447 --> 00:42:49,983
[GROOBERSON SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY,
THEN CALLIE LAUGHS]

664
00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:21,548
[SIGHS]

665
00:43:31,158 --> 00:43:32,292
Hello?

666
00:43:38,365 --> 00:43:40,400
[MACHINE POWERING UP]

667
00:43:44,237 --> 00:43:45,405
[LIGHT RATTLING]

668
00:43:54,915 --> 00:43:56,383
[LATCH CLICKS]

669
00:44:15,368 --> 00:44:18,271
[♪♪♪]

670
00:44:41,094 --> 00:44:42,195
[GASPS]

671
00:45:28,643 --> 00:45:31,144
Two of the CRT emitters
are missing.

672
00:45:34,681 --> 00:45:36,249
[TOOLS RATTLE]

673
00:45:38,285 --> 00:45:39,487
Thanks.

674
00:45:55,536 --> 00:45:58,705
How on earth did you build
such a small cyclotron?

675
00:46:00,874 --> 00:46:03,476
Got it. You're a genius.

676
00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:09,082
Needle-nose pliers?

677
00:46:18,158 --> 00:46:21,094
<i>Are you troubled by
strange noises in the night?</i>

678
00:46:21,228 --> 00:46:22,862
<i>Do you experience
feelings of dread</i>

679
00:46:22,996 --> 00:46:24,264
<i>in your basement or attic?</i>

680
00:46:24,397 --> 00:46:25,899
PETER:
<i>Have you or any of your family</i>

681
00:46:26,032 --> 00:46:27,635
<i>ever seen a spook, specter
or ghost?</i>

682
00:46:27,767 --> 00:46:28,902
RAY:
<i>If the answer is yes,</i>

683
00:46:29,035 --> 00:46:30,538
<i>don't wait another minute.</i>

684
00:46:30,671 --> 00:46:32,906
- <i>Call the professionals.</i>
- ALL: <i>Ghostbusters.</i>

685
00:46:33,039 --> 00:46:35,809
<i>Our courteous and efficient
staff is on call 24 hours a day</i>

686
00:46:35,942 --> 00:46:38,245
<i>to serve all your
supernatural elimination needs.</i>

687
00:46:38,378 --> 00:46:39,946
ALL:
<i>We're ready to believe you.</i>

688
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,982
Hey, you're awake.

689
00:46:42,115 --> 00:46:44,217
What are you up to?

690
00:46:44,351 --> 00:46:45,553
Experiments.

691
00:46:45,686 --> 00:46:47,655
Ugh, lame.

692
00:46:47,787 --> 00:46:49,990
Oh, you found popcorn.

693
00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:53,460
What kind of scientist
was Grandpa?

694
00:46:53,594 --> 00:46:55,663
The kind
that repels loved ones.

695
00:46:57,097 --> 00:46:59,833
- Maybe a physicist?
- Sure.

696
00:46:59,966 --> 00:47:03,604
So tomorrow I was thinking
of grabbing dinner with Gary.

697
00:47:05,272 --> 00:47:06,139
Who's Gary?

698
00:47:06,273 --> 00:47:07,907
Mr. Grooberson.

699
00:47:09,009 --> 00:47:11,646
His name is Gary Grooberson?

700
00:47:11,778 --> 00:47:13,780
You have a date
with Gary Grooberson.

701
00:47:13,913 --> 00:47:15,215
It's just dinner.

702
00:47:15,348 --> 00:47:16,883
Good night, Phoebe.

703
00:47:18,552 --> 00:47:19,754
Don't be yourself.

704
00:47:19,886 --> 00:47:21,321
[CHUCKLES]

705
00:47:25,559 --> 00:47:26,594
[MOUSEPAD CLICKS]

706
00:47:30,997 --> 00:47:33,534
[♪♪♪]

707
00:47:47,981 --> 00:47:49,816
Welcome to Rust City.

708
00:47:49,949 --> 00:47:52,620
This is where they processed
all the raw selenium?

709
00:47:52,753 --> 00:47:53,853
Yeah, I guess.

710
00:47:56,022 --> 00:47:57,324
[GRUNTS]

711
00:48:00,293 --> 00:48:01,361
Cool.

712
00:48:02,763 --> 00:48:04,130
How'd you
know how to fix it?

713
00:48:04,264 --> 00:48:06,299
I mean, no offense,
but you are 12.

714
00:48:06,433 --> 00:48:09,503
I kind of met
my grandfather last night.

715
00:48:09,637 --> 00:48:11,706
He showed me what to do.

716
00:48:11,838 --> 00:48:15,108
No way. Was he, like,
howling and clanking chains?

717
00:48:15,241 --> 00:48:18,144
- No. That would've been weird.
- Oh.

718
00:48:18,278 --> 00:48:19,446
Switch me on.

719
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,322
[PROTON PACK POWERING UP]

720
00:48:45,305 --> 00:48:47,040
[BEEPING SOFTLY]

721
00:48:48,475 --> 00:48:49,577
[SIGHS]

722
00:48:52,312 --> 00:48:53,213
[SIGHS]

723
00:49:00,420 --> 00:49:02,322
[HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING]

724
00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:10,664
Safety's off.

725
00:49:10,798 --> 00:49:11,866
[RECORDER BEEPS]

726
00:49:12,031 --> 00:49:13,433
Her feet are planted.

727
00:49:13,567 --> 00:49:15,168
Her face is poised.

728
00:49:15,301 --> 00:49:17,170
Will this be
the moment of her death?

729
00:49:17,303 --> 00:49:19,105
[WHISPERS]
Nobody knows.

730
00:49:26,747 --> 00:49:28,181
Yeah!

731
00:49:28,314 --> 00:49:29,215
[LAUGHS]

732
00:49:29,349 --> 00:49:30,551
Whoo!

733
00:49:35,455 --> 00:49:38,559
Oh, my gosh.

734
00:49:38,692 --> 00:49:40,761
That is the best thing
I've ever seen.

735
00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:42,429
[SHUTTER CLICKS]

736
00:49:46,767 --> 00:49:47,902
Did I hit it?

737
00:49:49,804 --> 00:49:52,172
You didn't hit it.
You destroyed it!

738
00:49:52,305 --> 00:49:55,308
It doesn't even exist anymore!

739
00:49:55,442 --> 00:49:56,677
My turn.

740
00:49:56,811 --> 00:49:58,779
[GHOST GROWLS, THEN GROANING]

741
00:50:01,981 --> 00:50:03,751
What was that?

742
00:50:03,884 --> 00:50:06,453
Probably a pigeon or something.
Give me the gun.

743
00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:08,955
[GROWLING, RUMBLING]

744
00:50:10,190 --> 00:50:11,926
What is that?

745
00:50:13,794 --> 00:50:14,929
Come on.

746
00:50:17,030 --> 00:50:18,431
PODCAST:
Hold on.

747
00:50:18,566 --> 00:50:20,133
[GRUNTING SOFTLY]

748
00:50:20,266 --> 00:50:22,603
- PHOEBE: You coming?
- I'm coming.

749
00:50:23,704 --> 00:50:24,971
[DOOR CLANGS OPEN]

750
00:50:38,351 --> 00:50:39,787
[DOOR SLAMS]

751
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,489
[PODCAST GASPS]

752
00:50:41,622 --> 00:50:44,525
[♪♪♪]

753
00:50:46,259 --> 00:50:48,796
I gotta come back here
for my Halloween episode.

754
00:51:13,921 --> 00:51:17,190
[HIGH-PITCHED WAIL,
THEN GRUNTING]

755
00:51:29,135 --> 00:51:31,204
[WAILING IN DISTANCE]

756
00:51:32,506 --> 00:51:34,675
[GHOST GRUNTING]

757
00:51:34,808 --> 00:51:36,309
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]

758
00:51:36,442 --> 00:51:38,546
[GHOST CHOMPING, GRUNTING]

759
00:51:44,250 --> 00:51:45,586
[SOFTLY]
It's a ghost.

760
00:51:47,220 --> 00:51:50,290
A-aren't you just a little bit
freaked out right now?

761
00:51:50,423 --> 00:51:52,760
Overstimulation calms me.

762
00:51:58,231 --> 00:52:00,034
[METAL CLANGS]

763
00:52:01,602 --> 00:52:02,803
[GRUNTS]

764
00:52:11,244 --> 00:52:13,379
- [ZIPPER UNZIPS]
- [GHOST WAILS]

765
00:52:13,514 --> 00:52:15,916
[CHUCKLES, THEN GRUNTING]

766
00:52:18,819 --> 00:52:21,889
- Okay, okay, okay.
- What's that for?

767
00:52:22,022 --> 00:52:23,023
I have a plan.

768
00:52:23,156 --> 00:52:24,792
Wait!

769
00:52:24,925 --> 00:52:26,560
- [WHISTLE SCREECHING]
- [GASPS]

770
00:52:33,399 --> 00:52:34,602
[ROARS]

771
00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:36,235
[BOTH WHIMPERING]

772
00:52:40,473 --> 00:52:42,509
- [SIGHS]
- [PROTON PACK POWERS UP]

773
00:52:43,811 --> 00:52:45,345
[WAILING]

774
00:52:49,950 --> 00:52:51,417
- Get the trap!
- Okay.

775
00:52:51,552 --> 00:52:54,187
[♪♪♪]

776
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:55,990
[GHOST GRUNTING]

777
00:53:05,099 --> 00:53:06,867
I got him!

778
00:53:07,001 --> 00:53:08,167
Quick!

779
00:53:09,637 --> 00:53:12,106
- Nuggets! Aah!
- Catch him!

780
00:53:12,238 --> 00:53:13,941
[ROARING]

781
00:53:18,812 --> 00:53:20,413
[SCREECHES]

782
00:53:25,085 --> 00:53:26,987
[SOCKET WRENCH CLICKING]

783
00:53:29,556 --> 00:53:30,924
[SIGHS]

784
00:53:35,228 --> 00:53:36,630
[SIGHS]

785
00:53:38,264 --> 00:53:39,700
Okay.

786
00:53:39,833 --> 00:53:41,869
[IGNITION CLICKING]

787
00:53:43,202 --> 00:53:45,139
Ugh, come on!

788
00:53:45,271 --> 00:53:46,573
[SIGHS]

789
00:53:48,542 --> 00:53:50,577
- Come on, you can do this.
- [ENGINE SPUTTERS]

790
00:53:52,479 --> 00:53:54,213
[SIGHS]

791
00:53:54,347 --> 00:53:55,582
Come on, darling.

792
00:53:55,716 --> 00:53:58,686
[IGNITION CLICKS,
THEN ENGINE SPUTTERING]

793
00:54:00,688 --> 00:54:02,255
[ENGINE RUMBLES]

794
00:54:02,388 --> 00:54:03,322
Yes!

795
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,263
[BUZZCOCKS' "BOREDOM" PLAYING]

796
00:54:16,670 --> 00:54:18,371
Yes!

797
00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:21,875
<i>♪ Well, I say what I mean ♪</i>

798
00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:24,310
<i>♪ I say what comes to my mind ♪</i>

799
00:54:24,444 --> 00:54:27,014
<i>♪ I never get around
To things ♪</i>

800
00:54:27,147 --> 00:54:29,049
<i>♪ I'm living
A straight, straight line ♪</i>

801
00:54:29,183 --> 00:54:31,250
<i>♪ You know me
I'm acting dumb ♪</i>

802
00:54:31,384 --> 00:54:33,587
<i>♪ You know the scene
Very humdrum ♪</i>

803
00:54:33,721 --> 00:54:37,157
<i>♪ Boredom, boredom ♪</i>

804
00:54:37,290 --> 00:54:38,759
Shit!

805
00:54:41,895 --> 00:54:43,030
<i>♪ Boredom ♪</i>

806
00:54:48,401 --> 00:54:50,037
[BRAKES SQUEAL]

807
00:54:52,573 --> 00:54:54,942
[PANTING]

808
00:54:55,075 --> 00:54:55,976
Hey.

809
00:54:58,212 --> 00:54:59,213
Hey.

810
00:55:00,279 --> 00:55:02,381
This is Podcast.

811
00:55:02,516 --> 00:55:03,951
He... He's my friend.

812
00:55:04,084 --> 00:55:06,252
- You have a friend?
- You have a car?

813
00:55:07,286 --> 00:55:08,321
Yeah, it's a Cadillac.

814
00:55:08,454 --> 00:55:10,323
Hey, dude. We need a ride.

815
00:55:10,456 --> 00:55:12,626
- Do you know how to drive?
- PHOEBE: He doesn't.

816
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,229
He failed his driver's test
three times.

817
00:55:15,361 --> 00:55:16,563
Get in the back.

818
00:55:21,568 --> 00:55:23,704
- CALLIE: Thank you.
- It sounds crazy,

819
00:55:23,837 --> 00:55:26,305
but Oklahoma never had
earthquakes. For centuries.

820
00:55:26,439 --> 00:55:29,877
But then, between 2010 and 2016,
they had like a thousand.

821
00:55:30,010 --> 00:55:31,145
Oh, jeez, what happened?

822
00:55:31,277 --> 00:55:33,714
Oil and gas,
that's what happened.

823
00:55:33,847 --> 00:55:36,083
Yeah, they started pumping
millions of gallons

824
00:55:36,216 --> 00:55:39,285
of salinated water deep
into the Arbuckle Formation.

825
00:55:39,418 --> 00:55:41,121
And then
the porous limestone...

826
00:55:43,957 --> 00:55:45,993
Are you drunk?
Or are you just really bored?

827
00:55:46,126 --> 00:55:48,262
Because I think
I can see you falling asleep.

828
00:55:48,394 --> 00:55:51,297
Uh, I just have, uh,
an allergy to science.

829
00:55:51,430 --> 00:55:53,634
Uh-huh.
Have you tried Benadryl?

830
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:56,136
- I've tried, um, whiskey.
- It's better than Benadryl.

831
00:55:56,270 --> 00:55:59,372
But science is amazing.
Science is pure.

832
00:55:59,506 --> 00:56:01,474
It's an absolute.

833
00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:03,677
I mean, it's an answer
to all the madness.

834
00:56:04,912 --> 00:56:06,312
Why don't you like science?

835
00:56:06,445 --> 00:56:09,616
Was, uh... Was Phoebe's dad
a scientist, or...?

836
00:56:09,750 --> 00:56:11,819
- Oh, gross. No.
- No?

837
00:56:11,952 --> 00:56:13,787
I'm making an assumption.

838
00:56:15,589 --> 00:56:17,491
What's his deal?

839
00:56:17,624 --> 00:56:19,458
Honestly, I don't...
It doesn't matter.

840
00:56:19,593 --> 00:56:23,096
He was fine with Trevor, but
with Phoebe, he just really...

841
00:56:23,230 --> 00:56:25,265
He couldn't connect
with her, so...

842
00:56:25,398 --> 00:56:28,602
Right. Well, he sounds
like a royal dirtbag.

843
00:56:28,735 --> 00:56:30,938
Oh, no, he was actually
just a very ordinary dirtbag.

844
00:56:31,071 --> 00:56:35,374
Well, hey, at least, uh,
Phoebe turned out okay, right?

845
00:56:35,509 --> 00:56:37,110
I hope so.

846
00:56:37,244 --> 00:56:38,512
I don't know.

847
00:56:38,645 --> 00:56:40,714
She really keeps me
on the outside.

848
00:56:40,848 --> 00:56:44,985
She's just an awkward,
nerdy kid, but she's awesome.

849
00:56:45,118 --> 00:56:47,020
I think she's great.

850
00:56:47,154 --> 00:56:49,355
I think you're great.
You're a great mom.

851
00:56:49,489 --> 00:56:51,158
Yeah. You showed up. You win.

852
00:56:52,458 --> 00:56:53,994
I just wish she'd relax,
you know?

853
00:56:54,127 --> 00:56:57,264
- Just get into some trouble.
- There's plenty of time for that.

854
00:56:57,396 --> 00:56:59,032
Maybe she'll take up
pole dancing.

855
00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:02,812
- She's not very coordinated.
- Oh, I don't think that matters.

856
00:57:33,070 --> 00:57:35,505
[♪♪♪]

857
00:57:38,976 --> 00:57:40,744
So, what the hell is going on?

858
00:57:40,878 --> 00:57:43,180
In the 1980s,
New York City was attacked.

859
00:57:43,313 --> 00:57:45,414
I know
the Manhattan ghost stories.

860
00:57:45,549 --> 00:57:47,885
- The stories are real.
- Yeah, and so were the guys

861
00:57:48,018 --> 00:57:49,987
who climbed a building
and saved the world

862
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,356
and fought back
an invading army of the undead.

863
00:57:52,489 --> 00:57:55,025
Not to mention
a 100-foot marshmallow man.

864
00:57:58,128 --> 00:58:00,497
Our grandfather
was Egon Spengler.

865
00:58:00,631 --> 00:58:01,899
He was a Ghostbuster.

866
00:58:02,032 --> 00:58:03,767
DISPATCHER [OVER RADIO]:
<i>All units,</i>

867
00:58:03,901 --> 00:58:06,336
<i>we're getting reports of,
well, some kind of animal</i>

868
00:58:06,469 --> 00:58:08,906
<i>taking a bite
out of Steve Fletcher's truck.</i>

869
00:58:09,039 --> 00:58:11,407
<i>Apparently, he almost took
the whole tailgate off?</i>

870
00:58:11,541 --> 00:58:13,610
- Muncher.
- Muncher.

871
00:58:13,744 --> 00:58:16,680
[♪♪♪]

872
00:58:35,532 --> 00:58:38,235
- What should I be looking for?
- Evidence.

873
00:58:53,917 --> 00:58:55,585
Can you stop breathing
in my ear?

874
00:58:55,719 --> 00:58:57,154
No.

875
00:58:57,287 --> 00:58:58,789
You guys,
this is kind of stupid.

876
00:58:58,922 --> 00:59:01,457
Are you sure you didn't see,
like, a raccoon

877
00:59:01,591 --> 00:59:04,061
or, like, a possum?

878
00:59:04,194 --> 00:59:05,095
There!

879
00:59:05,228 --> 00:59:06,563
[SNORTS, CHOMPING]

880
00:59:09,666 --> 00:59:10,934
Is that a...?

881
00:59:11,068 --> 00:59:12,769
PODCAST:
Free-floating metal muncher.

882
00:59:12,903 --> 00:59:13,904
Definitely Class Five.

883
00:59:14,037 --> 00:59:16,073
Okay, uh, what do we do?

884
00:59:16,206 --> 00:59:17,941
[WHISPERS]
Let's get him.

885
00:59:18,075 --> 00:59:19,409
What?

886
00:59:19,543 --> 00:59:20,777
Let me get a photo first.

887
00:59:24,147 --> 00:59:25,282
Guys?

888
00:59:25,415 --> 00:59:26,783
- TREVOR: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- [GASPS]

889
00:59:28,285 --> 00:59:30,320
Whoa. It has a gunner seat?

890
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:38,662
[WHIMPERS SOFTLY]

891
00:59:38,795 --> 00:59:40,230
- [CREAKS]
- [ROARS]

892
00:59:41,965 --> 00:59:43,333
- Go, go, go!
- [PROTON PACK POWERING UP]

893
00:59:43,467 --> 00:59:45,502
- [TIRES SCREECHING]
- Whoa!

894
00:59:45,635 --> 00:59:48,538
[♪♪♪]

895
00:59:51,475 --> 00:59:52,709
[MUNCHER GRUNTING]

896
00:59:52,843 --> 00:59:54,378
[PROTON GUN BEEPING]

897
00:59:54,511 --> 00:59:55,679
[WAILS]

898
01:00:00,617 --> 01:00:01,952
- PODCAST: Whoa!
- [GASPS]

899
01:00:11,161 --> 01:00:12,696
[SCREAMS]

900
01:00:13,830 --> 01:00:15,899
- [GRUNTS]
- [WAILING]

901
01:00:19,202 --> 01:00:20,637
[LAUGHING]

902
01:00:21,805 --> 01:00:22,706
What the...?

903
01:00:26,043 --> 01:00:28,378
[GRUNTING]

904
01:00:28,513 --> 01:00:29,780
Uh...

905
01:00:29,913 --> 01:00:31,715
[ENGINE REVVING]

906
01:00:33,050 --> 01:00:34,718
[BREATHING DEEPLY]

907
01:00:37,587 --> 01:00:38,588
[GROANING]

908
01:00:38,722 --> 01:00:41,191
- Yes!
- Trap him!

909
01:00:56,706 --> 01:00:59,176
Okay. Okay. Here we go.

910
01:01:04,815 --> 01:01:06,216
[HORN HONKING]

911
01:01:06,349 --> 01:01:07,884
[ROARS]

912
01:01:08,018 --> 01:01:09,219
Come on, keep it straight.

913
01:01:09,352 --> 01:01:10,887
- You try driving this thing.
- [SIGHS]

914
01:01:14,559 --> 01:01:16,093
- Left, left, left!
- [GRUNTING]

915
01:01:16,226 --> 01:01:17,627
[TIRES SCREECHING]

916
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:31,908
[GRUNTING]

917
01:01:33,544 --> 01:01:35,580
- Ready!
- Trap him already!

918
01:01:35,712 --> 01:01:37,681
- Three, two...
- Three, two, one...

919
01:01:37,814 --> 01:01:39,749
- [HORN HONKING]
- [GASPS, THEN SCREAMS]

920
01:01:44,287 --> 01:01:45,655
[HORN BLARES]

921
01:01:47,257 --> 01:01:48,825
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

922
01:01:49,893 --> 01:01:51,761
♪ On the road again... ♪

923
01:01:51,895 --> 01:01:53,196
[PEOPLE GASPING]

924
01:01:54,599 --> 01:01:56,133
[TIRES SCREECHING]

925
01:01:59,537 --> 01:02:00,637
[SIGHS]

926
01:02:00,770 --> 01:02:02,472
Oh, my God,
what just happened?

927
01:02:02,607 --> 01:02:04,509
[ALL PANTING]

928
01:02:04,641 --> 01:02:06,409
He's heading for
the mountain.

929
01:02:06,544 --> 01:02:08,178
[MUNCHER GRUNTING]

930
01:02:08,311 --> 01:02:11,248
[♪♪♪]

931
01:02:19,490 --> 01:02:21,358
- Closer.
- Okay.

932
01:02:21,492 --> 01:02:22,993
I'm in range.

933
01:02:45,348 --> 01:02:46,716
[BEEPING]

934
01:02:46,850 --> 01:02:48,218
[PROTON PACK POWERING UP]

935
01:02:52,122 --> 01:02:53,524
[SQUEALING]

936
01:02:53,658 --> 01:02:55,091
She got him!

937
01:03:06,469 --> 01:03:08,506
Whatever we're doing,
we have to do it now.

938
01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:11,374
Come on!

939
01:03:13,476 --> 01:03:15,178
[SHRIEKING]

940
01:03:23,153 --> 01:03:24,020
[WHOOPS]

941
01:03:24,154 --> 01:03:25,021
- Yes!
- Yeah!

942
01:03:25,155 --> 01:03:26,423
Bridge!

943
01:03:26,557 --> 01:03:27,592
[ALL SCREAMING]

944
01:03:43,373 --> 01:03:45,141
[ALL GASP]

945
01:03:45,275 --> 01:03:47,712
[♪♪♪]

946
01:03:52,082 --> 01:03:53,216
What was that?

947
01:03:53,350 --> 01:03:55,151
I think we just caught
a ghost.

948
01:04:00,290 --> 01:04:01,291
Ugh!

949
01:04:01,424 --> 01:04:02,325
Sorry.

950
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:06,062
I was here last night.

951
01:04:06,196 --> 01:04:09,099
[♪♪♪]

952
01:04:18,041 --> 01:04:19,710
TREVOR:
Does any of this bother you?

953
01:04:20,611 --> 01:04:21,712
What do you mean?

954
01:04:21,845 --> 01:04:23,980
Dude, your grandfather
was a legend.

955
01:04:24,114 --> 01:04:26,550
You can literally be
anything you want.

956
01:04:26,684 --> 01:04:29,452
Like a influencer or a DJ.

957
01:04:29,587 --> 01:04:31,656
It was easier when I thought
he went nuts.

958
01:04:31,788 --> 01:04:33,123
- He didn't go nuts.
- Exactly.

959
01:04:33,256 --> 01:04:34,424
So why did he leave Mom?

960
01:04:35,959 --> 01:04:38,828
[SIREN WAILS]

961
01:04:38,962 --> 01:04:41,364
Oh, no, no, no.

962
01:04:41,499 --> 01:04:43,166
We're screwed.
We're so screwed.

963
01:04:43,300 --> 01:04:45,536
- What do we do?
- I say we fight.

964
01:04:45,670 --> 01:04:48,104
What? No.
Just check the glove box.

965
01:04:51,941 --> 01:04:53,310
License and registration.

966
01:04:54,679 --> 01:04:56,379
TREVOR:
We were on that big mountain,

967
01:04:56,514 --> 01:04:59,617
and I went to go hang out with
this girl in this mining cage.

968
01:04:59,750 --> 01:05:02,385
All of a sudden, it started
shaking, like an earthquake.

969
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:03,853
And there were lights,

970
01:05:03,987 --> 01:05:06,323
and then I looked down
in this giant hole.

971
01:05:06,456 --> 01:05:08,526
Inside of it,
right in the middle of it,

972
01:05:08,659 --> 01:05:11,828
was either a person
or a reptile...

973
01:05:11,961 --> 01:05:13,698
Are you even
paying attention?

974
01:05:13,830 --> 01:05:16,032
Yeah. I'm just excited
we're in jail.

975
01:05:17,635 --> 01:05:21,806
I thought I heard something
say, "Gozer."

976
01:05:21,938 --> 01:05:25,475
He speaks the truth.
I was there.

977
01:05:26,976 --> 01:05:30,380
Hey. Hi. How...?
What brings you here?

978
01:05:30,514 --> 01:05:33,116
Actually, you could help me
with hiding something.

979
01:05:33,249 --> 01:05:34,685
- Yeah, yeah.
- Do you have priors?

980
01:05:34,819 --> 01:05:36,186
'Cause they'll charge you
as a minor.

981
01:05:36,319 --> 01:05:37,655
You'll get two years. Max.

982
01:05:37,788 --> 01:05:39,389
- Two?
- I'll visit you, okay?

983
01:05:39,523 --> 01:05:40,825
Lucky.

984
01:05:40,957 --> 01:05:43,059
Quit messing with my inmates.

985
01:05:43,193 --> 01:05:44,729
Sorry, Dad.

986
01:05:45,962 --> 01:05:47,430
"Dad." So you're just...

987
01:05:48,833 --> 01:05:52,035
Waiting for my ride. Yeah.

988
01:05:52,168 --> 01:05:54,270
But you look good behind bars.

989
01:05:55,539 --> 01:05:58,676
Hey. Don't we get a phone call?

990
01:05:58,809 --> 01:05:59,909
Sure you do.

991
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:03,714
Who you gonna call?

992
01:06:06,416 --> 01:06:07,518
Make it quick.

993
01:06:07,651 --> 01:06:10,053
[♪♪♪]

994
01:06:15,325 --> 01:06:16,926
<i>Do you experience
feelings of dread</i>

995
01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:18,529
<i>in your basement
or attic?</i>

996
01:06:21,898 --> 01:06:23,233
<i>Have you
or any of your family</i>

997
01:06:23,366 --> 01:06:25,335
<i>ever seen a spook, specter,
or ghost?</i>

998
01:06:27,805 --> 01:06:30,273
<i>If the answer is yes,
then don't wait another minute.</i>

999
01:06:30,407 --> 01:06:32,610
<i>Pick up your phone
and call the professionals.</i>

1000
01:06:36,312 --> 01:06:37,848
[RINGING]

1001
01:06:48,425 --> 01:06:49,660
[GROWLS]

1002
01:06:51,361 --> 01:06:52,797
Ray's Occult, and we're closed.

1003
01:06:52,929 --> 01:06:55,331
PHOEBE: <i>Wait!
I only get one phone call.</i>

1004
01:06:55,465 --> 01:06:56,734
I'm...

1005
01:06:58,201 --> 01:06:59,904
- in prison.
- <i>Hmm.</i>

1006
01:07:00,036 --> 01:07:02,640
The slammer, huh?
I've been there myself.

1007
01:07:02,773 --> 01:07:04,941
<i>I'm not a lawyer,
but I'm listening.</i>

1008
01:07:06,710 --> 01:07:08,813
<i>Are you Ray Stantz,
the Ghostbuster?</i>

1009
01:07:08,945 --> 01:07:11,715
- And now I'm hanging up.
- <i>Hang on. Please.</i>

1010
01:07:13,216 --> 01:07:15,985
I... I'm calling
about Egon Spengler.

1011
01:07:20,791 --> 01:07:23,059
Egon Spengler can rot in hell.

1012
01:07:28,064 --> 01:07:30,266
He died last week.

1013
01:07:34,037 --> 01:07:34,971
[SIGHS]

1014
01:07:35,104 --> 01:07:36,339
Oh, man.

1015
01:07:38,776 --> 01:07:40,076
No kidding.

1016
01:07:42,813 --> 01:07:44,482
Weren't you two friends?

1017
01:07:44,615 --> 01:07:46,316
<i>That was a long time ago.</i>

1018
01:07:47,450 --> 01:07:49,118
What happened to you guys?

1019
01:07:49,252 --> 01:07:51,120
[SIGHS, SCOFFS]

1020
01:07:51,254 --> 01:07:55,124
Oh, well, look, when we started,
busting ghosts was a gas.

1021
01:07:55,258 --> 01:07:58,662
The economy was good.
Reagan years.

1022
01:07:58,796 --> 01:08:00,363
People believed in us.

1023
01:08:00,498 --> 01:08:03,399
Then things got slow,
hauntings got thin.

1024
01:08:03,534 --> 01:08:06,336
Venkman thought
we did our job too well.

1025
01:08:07,705 --> 01:08:10,508
We could barely keep up
our mortgage.

1026
01:08:10,641 --> 01:08:12,475
Some actor bought up
most of Tribeca,

1027
01:08:12,610 --> 01:08:14,043
and we lost the firehouse.

1028
01:08:14,177 --> 01:08:15,646
It's a Starbucks now.

1029
01:08:16,947 --> 01:08:19,048
So then you all
just walked away?

1030
01:08:19,182 --> 01:08:20,985
Peter went back to academia.

1031
01:08:21,117 --> 01:08:23,621
He's at SUNY Cortland now.
He's a professor emeritus.

1032
01:08:23,754 --> 01:08:26,356
He teaches advertising
and promotion.

1033
01:08:26,490 --> 01:08:27,825
Winston went into finance.

1034
01:08:27,958 --> 01:08:29,860
He worked hard,
coined a fortune and...

1035
01:08:29,994 --> 01:08:31,027
And I'm here.

1036
01:08:32,696 --> 01:08:35,866
- Well, what about Egon?
- <i>Well, he wasn't helping.</i>

1037
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:39,369
We went from ten calls a week
to one if we were lucky.

1038
01:08:39,503 --> 01:08:40,838
Egon started to tell people

1039
01:08:40,971 --> 01:08:42,740
that their ghost problems
didn't matter

1040
01:08:42,873 --> 01:08:44,173
because the world
was coming to an end.

1041
01:08:44,307 --> 01:08:46,209
<i>He got spooky. Freaked me out.</i>

1042
01:08:46,342 --> 01:08:47,578
One morning, I go to work

1043
01:08:47,711 --> 01:08:49,613
and Ecto-1, our old Cadillac,
is gone,

1044
01:08:49,747 --> 01:08:52,616
his neutrona thrower,
collider pack, all the traps,

1045
01:08:52,750 --> 01:08:55,184
16 ounces of fuel isotope,
all gone!

1046
01:08:55,318 --> 01:08:56,419
He cleaned us out.

1047
01:08:57,488 --> 01:08:59,023
Now we were the dead ones.

1048
01:08:59,155 --> 01:09:00,925
Don't you think
he had a reason?

1049
01:09:01,057 --> 01:09:03,293
He phoned me
about ten years later,

1050
01:09:03,426 --> 01:09:05,395
some small town in Oklahoma.

1051
01:09:05,529 --> 01:09:07,765
He kept rambling
about "the rising storm"

1052
01:09:07,898 --> 01:09:09,465
and "the huge psychic tornado"

1053
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:13,403
that was gonna "consume
humanity in darkness forever."

1054
01:09:13,537 --> 01:09:15,573
[SIGHS]
And, kid, I wanted to believe.

1055
01:09:15,706 --> 01:09:17,741
You don't understand.
There is this mountain

1056
01:09:17,875 --> 01:09:19,577
and it has these
ancient carvings...

1057
01:09:19,710 --> 01:09:21,411
<i>Kid, there are
a lot of mountains</i>

1058
01:09:21,545 --> 01:09:22,913
<i>with ancient carvings.</i>

1059
01:09:24,147 --> 01:09:25,950
Take a little advice.

1060
01:09:26,082 --> 01:09:27,785
Don't go chasing ghosts.

1061
01:09:30,086 --> 01:09:32,455
Egon Spengler
was my grandfather.

1062
01:09:33,924 --> 01:09:34,858
Time's up.

1063
01:09:36,259 --> 01:09:37,126
Hey, hello?

1064
01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:38,294
[CLICKING SWITCH HOOK]

1065
01:09:43,934 --> 01:09:45,803
- Where are my kids?
- They're in the lockup.

1066
01:09:45,936 --> 01:09:47,805
My children are not criminals.

1067
01:09:47,938 --> 01:09:50,641
- Sure they're not.
- Driving without a license.

1068
01:09:50,774 --> 01:09:54,078
Expired registration.
Speeding.

1069
01:09:54,210 --> 01:09:56,312
They can't be the first
to go joyriding.

1070
01:09:56,446 --> 01:09:58,983
No, they are not.
But they are the first

1071
01:09:59,115 --> 01:10:02,251
to destroy half of Main Street
with whatever that thing is.

1072
01:10:02,385 --> 01:10:03,520
Whoa!

1073
01:10:07,290 --> 01:10:09,359
- Sorry.
- What were you thinking?

1074
01:10:09,493 --> 01:10:13,329
You know, you two could have
really hurt yourselves.

1075
01:10:15,099 --> 01:10:16,600
Hey. I'm Gary.

1076
01:10:16,734 --> 01:10:18,301
SHERIFF:
You process them out yet?

1077
01:10:22,940 --> 01:10:24,608
Did you catch anything?

1078
01:10:24,742 --> 01:10:25,776
It's inside the trap.

1079
01:10:25,909 --> 01:10:27,578
- Right now?
- Yes.

1080
01:10:27,711 --> 01:10:29,680
Let's go. You were supposed
to look after her this summer.

1081
01:10:29,813 --> 01:10:31,482
- I was?
- Not you. Him.

1082
01:10:31,615 --> 01:10:32,850
This was her idea.

1083
01:10:32,983 --> 01:10:35,119
But what about our stuff?
The Ecto-1?

1084
01:10:35,251 --> 01:10:38,287
Everything will remain nice
and safe in our impound locker.

1085
01:10:38,421 --> 01:10:41,190
- No! We need it.
- Phoebe, let's go.

1086
01:10:41,324 --> 01:10:43,292
- We caught a ghost tonight.
- [SHERIFF CHUCKLES]

1087
01:10:43,426 --> 01:10:46,096
- Dirt Farmer's family.
- It's true.

1088
01:10:47,598 --> 01:10:48,999
And there will be more.

1089
01:10:49,133 --> 01:10:51,735
You're starting to sound
like your lunatic grandfather.

1090
01:10:53,469 --> 01:10:56,740
- [POWERING UP]
- Phoebe! She didn't mean it.

1091
01:10:56,874 --> 01:10:59,009
You wanna spend the night
in my jail?

1092
01:10:59,143 --> 01:11:01,545
[♪♪♪]

1093
01:11:03,947 --> 01:11:05,649
You can... You can keep it.

1094
01:11:10,286 --> 01:11:11,822
Go. Now.

1095
01:11:15,025 --> 01:11:18,062
- Trevor.
- I'll see you at work.

1096
01:11:18,194 --> 01:11:19,496
Yeah. See you.

1097
01:11:21,297 --> 01:11:22,198
Hey.

1098
01:11:40,784 --> 01:11:41,919
All right, you guys.

1099
01:11:42,052 --> 01:11:43,419
- Remember that...
- [CALLIE SCOFFS]

1100
01:11:43,554 --> 01:11:44,722
Yeah, you got it.

1101
01:11:46,456 --> 01:11:47,691
[CHUCKLES]

1102
01:11:51,562 --> 01:11:53,262
I'm sorry the night
went sideways.

1103
01:11:53,396 --> 01:11:55,766
No. I-I had a blast.

1104
01:11:55,899 --> 01:11:58,267
Why don't we just pick it up
tomorrow night, same time.

1105
01:11:58,401 --> 01:12:00,938
- You really want more of this?
- Are you kidding me?

1106
01:12:01,071 --> 01:12:04,141
We had kung pao shrimp.
We went to jail.

1107
01:12:04,273 --> 01:12:07,611
I don't know how we're gonna
top this. This is a home run.

1108
01:12:07,745 --> 01:12:09,213
[CHUCKLES]

1109
01:12:11,181 --> 01:12:14,250
Um, my life is a dumpster fire.

1110
01:12:14,383 --> 01:12:17,721
I love dumpster fires.
You should see my apartment.

1111
01:12:17,855 --> 01:12:20,758
I don't mean now.
Or a-anytime soon.

1112
01:12:20,891 --> 01:12:24,194
You don't want to...
I'd need to clean...

1113
01:12:24,327 --> 01:12:27,363
This is moving way too fast.
You gotta just relax.

1114
01:12:29,066 --> 01:12:31,334
The kids hungry?
They want some of this, uh,

1115
01:12:31,467 --> 01:12:33,570
unrefrigerated shrimp?

1116
01:12:33,704 --> 01:12:36,607
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

1117
01:12:46,183 --> 01:12:48,552
- We're barely hanging on here.
- You don't understand.

1118
01:12:48,685 --> 01:12:50,254
I understand
you drove around town,

1119
01:12:50,386 --> 01:12:52,089
destroying
expensive property.

1120
01:12:53,757 --> 01:12:56,325
Don't you think your father
came out here for a reason?

1121
01:12:56,459 --> 01:12:57,828
No.

1122
01:12:57,961 --> 01:13:00,664
No. I think
he was a sad old man

1123
01:13:00,798 --> 01:13:03,033
who turned his back
on his family, his partners.

1124
01:13:03,167 --> 01:13:06,670
And for what? For a stupid farm
in a town nobody cares about.

1125
01:13:06,804 --> 01:13:09,139
Where, by the way,
everybody thought he was nuts.

1126
01:13:09,273 --> 01:13:11,340
Yeah, great decision, Dad.

1127
01:13:12,810 --> 01:13:15,546
He was special.
He loved science, like me.

1128
01:13:15,679 --> 01:13:18,314
Why didn't you tell me my
grandfather was Egon Spengler?

1129
01:13:18,447 --> 01:13:21,317
[♪♪♪]

1130
01:13:21,450 --> 01:13:25,489
Hey, I'm glad you found yourself
here. I really am.

1131
01:13:27,791 --> 01:13:29,092
But all I see are reminders

1132
01:13:29,226 --> 01:13:31,595
that I didn't mean a thing
to him.

1133
01:13:31,728 --> 01:13:33,429
He never cared about me.

1134
01:13:40,336 --> 01:13:42,039
He's not nuts.

1135
01:13:42,172 --> 01:13:44,708
Well, then he's an asshole.

1136
01:13:46,109 --> 01:13:48,011
Welcome to the family.

1137
01:13:48,145 --> 01:13:51,048
[♪♪♪]

1138
01:13:56,653 --> 01:13:59,056
[THUNDER RUMBLING]

1139
01:14:09,499 --> 01:14:10,767
[GROWLS]

1140
01:14:15,873 --> 01:14:17,341
[WHOOSHES]

1141
01:14:28,151 --> 01:14:29,152
Yeah.

1142
01:14:35,525 --> 01:14:37,928
- [WOMAN SCREAMS]
- [GLASS SHATTERS]

1143
01:14:44,801 --> 01:14:46,003
Jamoca.

1144
01:14:47,204 --> 01:14:48,772
There we go.

1145
01:14:48,906 --> 01:14:50,941
Strawberry, red velvet...

1146
01:14:52,542 --> 01:14:53,577
Blue velvet?

1147
01:14:53,710 --> 01:14:55,245
[CHUCKLES]

1148
01:14:56,513 --> 01:14:58,248
[RUSTLING]

1149
01:15:14,698 --> 01:15:16,667
[YAWNS]

1150
01:15:27,911 --> 01:15:28,979
[COOS HAPPILY]

1151
01:15:29,112 --> 01:15:30,647
[GROANS]

1152
01:15:35,118 --> 01:15:36,553
[CHUCKLES]

1153
01:15:49,900 --> 01:15:51,835
Aah! Ah.

1154
01:15:51,969 --> 01:15:53,837
[ALL CHITTERING]

1155
01:16:15,092 --> 01:16:16,059
Oh, God.

1156
01:16:17,127 --> 01:16:19,529
[♪♪♪]

1157
01:16:51,595 --> 01:16:53,697
[WHOOPS, LAUGHS]

1158
01:16:55,032 --> 01:16:56,967
[CONTINUES WHOOPING]

1159
01:17:02,305 --> 01:17:04,207
[SNARLING]

1160
01:17:17,921 --> 01:17:20,057
[MARSHMALLOWS CHITTERING]

1161
01:17:22,059 --> 01:17:23,960
[GROWLING]

1162
01:17:34,171 --> 01:17:35,038
Hey...

1163
01:17:35,172 --> 01:17:36,541
[SCREAMS]

1164
01:17:37,474 --> 01:17:39,709
[♪♪♪]

1165
01:18:03,501 --> 01:18:04,634
[YELPS]

1166
01:18:05,836 --> 01:18:07,505
[WHIMPERING]

1167
01:18:09,106 --> 01:18:10,774
[AIR HISSING]

1168
01:18:12,909 --> 01:18:14,344
[ROARS]

1169
01:18:19,716 --> 01:18:23,120
TREVOR: Okay, so,
what exactly is happening with the map?

1170
01:18:23,253 --> 01:18:25,455
See the concentric circles
around the mountain?

1171
01:18:25,590 --> 01:18:26,656
No.

1172
01:18:27,991 --> 01:18:30,660
- Do you see the circles?
- Yes.

1173
01:18:30,794 --> 01:18:33,296
Something's happening
inside that old mine.

1174
01:18:33,430 --> 01:18:36,133
Yeah. I know that.
It's pretty obvious.

1175
01:18:36,266 --> 01:18:38,268
So I did some digging
on the word you heard

1176
01:18:38,401 --> 01:18:39,336
in the mountain. "Gozer."

1177
01:18:39,469 --> 01:18:40,470
You did some digging?

1178
01:18:40,605 --> 01:18:42,005
Gozer was a Sumerian god

1179
01:18:42,139 --> 01:18:43,707
who once walked
amongst the living.

1180
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:45,976
A soul-eating,
flame-dripping deity of evil.

1181
01:18:46,109 --> 01:18:47,612
And I think it wants back.

1182
01:18:47,744 --> 01:18:49,045
Here?

1183
01:18:49,179 --> 01:18:51,214
I know.
I would've picked Orlando.

1184
01:18:51,348 --> 01:18:53,618
What does the name Ivo Shandor
mean to you guys?

1185
01:18:53,750 --> 01:18:56,621
Ivo Shandor?
He built this whole town.

1186
01:18:56,753 --> 01:19:00,123
He built the mine, foundry,
the school, library.

1187
01:19:00,257 --> 01:19:02,292
- His name is on everything.
- That's tacky.

1188
01:19:02,425 --> 01:19:04,495
In New York, he created
an apartment building

1189
01:19:04,629 --> 01:19:07,197
made out of selenium girders,
mined from right here.

1190
01:19:07,330 --> 01:19:09,799
On that same rooftop is
where our grandfather fought

1191
01:19:09,933 --> 01:19:12,469
to keep a horde of ghosts
from entering our dimension.

1192
01:19:12,603 --> 01:19:15,805
Phoebe, what exactly
is happening here?

1193
01:19:15,939 --> 01:19:18,643
I can only think of one way
for us to find out.

1194
01:19:19,776 --> 01:19:22,179
[ELEVATOR RUMBLING]

1195
01:19:25,348 --> 01:19:27,284
[WHIRRING, CREAKING]

1196
01:19:31,454 --> 01:19:34,724
So, what do a cigarette
and hamster have in common?

1197
01:19:36,927 --> 01:19:39,497
- What?
- They're both harmless

1198
01:19:39,630 --> 01:19:42,232
until you stick one in your
mouth and light it on fire.

1199
01:19:42,365 --> 01:19:43,568
[SNORTS]

1200
01:19:44,968 --> 01:19:46,571
TREVOR:
The worst time.

1201
01:19:46,703 --> 01:19:49,139
[♪♪♪]

1202
01:20:10,561 --> 01:20:11,696
Hey, guys, look.

1203
01:20:37,754 --> 01:20:38,656
TREVOR:
Is that her?

1204
01:20:40,357 --> 01:20:41,891
Is that Gozer?

1205
01:20:42,025 --> 01:20:44,261
PHOEBE:
Gozer isn't he or she.

1206
01:20:44,394 --> 01:20:47,063
Pretty woke for 3000 BC.

1207
01:20:47,197 --> 01:20:48,798
TREVOR:
Everyone watch their steps.

1208
01:20:50,467 --> 01:20:51,602
Another hole?

1209
01:20:54,237 --> 01:20:56,574
TREVOR: I wonder where
this one leads to.

1210
01:20:56,707 --> 01:20:58,108
A sacrificial death pit.

1211
01:20:59,376 --> 01:21:00,810
What were they sacrificing?

1212
01:21:00,944 --> 01:21:02,680
Virgins, probably.

1213
01:21:02,812 --> 01:21:05,248
Tough luck for you, dude.
Sorry.

1214
01:21:05,382 --> 01:21:08,184
Well, statistically,
most 15-year-olds are virgins.

1215
01:21:08,318 --> 01:21:09,953
Shh! Oh...

1216
01:21:10,086 --> 01:21:12,556
Fifteen? You're 15?

1217
01:21:14,057 --> 01:21:15,493
I'll be 16 in February.

1218
01:21:15,626 --> 01:21:17,227
It's June.

1219
01:21:18,795 --> 01:21:20,430
What are those holes
in the wall?

1220
01:21:24,535 --> 01:21:25,770
They're vacancies.

1221
01:21:27,404 --> 01:21:29,906
If this is a tomb,
where are all the bodies?

1222
01:21:31,274 --> 01:21:32,409
Found one.

1223
01:21:33,744 --> 01:21:34,944
Oh.

1224
01:21:42,586 --> 01:21:45,155
- What?
- Oh, my God.

1225
01:21:45,288 --> 01:21:47,257
Is he sleeping?

1226
01:21:47,390 --> 01:21:49,259
Dude, he's in a coffin.

1227
01:21:49,392 --> 01:21:54,030
PODCAST: It's Ivo Shandor.
He's been in here for 75 years?

1228
01:21:54,164 --> 01:21:55,533
He looks fantastic.

1229
01:21:55,666 --> 01:21:58,335
You know when you die,
your fingernails keep growing.

1230
01:21:58,468 --> 01:22:00,470
Not true.
Your skin just shrinks.

1231
01:22:00,604 --> 01:22:02,640
PHOEBE: Something was
coming and he knew it.

1232
01:22:05,776 --> 01:22:07,143
I think these are years.

1233
01:22:09,179 --> 01:22:10,380
1883.

1234
01:22:12,248 --> 01:22:13,784
The Krakatoa eruption.

1235
01:22:13,917 --> 01:22:16,419
The most violent volcanic
activity in human history.

1236
01:22:16,554 --> 01:22:18,823
TREVOR:
What happened in 1908?

1237
01:22:18,955 --> 01:22:21,759
PODCAST: Probably the
Tunguska blast over Siberia.

1238
01:22:21,891 --> 01:22:23,026
1945.

1239
01:22:24,361 --> 01:22:25,563
What didn't happen?

1240
01:22:26,896 --> 01:22:28,833
1984.

1241
01:22:28,965 --> 01:22:30,701
Ghosts attack New York City.

1242
01:22:30,835 --> 01:22:32,435
The Manhattan Crossrip.

1243
01:22:40,377 --> 01:22:43,446
- It's a countdown.
- Like a prophecy?

1244
01:22:43,581 --> 01:22:44,881
Do you guys hear that?

1245
01:22:45,014 --> 01:22:47,417
[SNARLING IN DISTANCE]

1246
01:22:56,494 --> 01:22:57,595
Yeah, I do.

1247
01:23:04,901 --> 01:23:07,203
I think it's coming
from the death pit.

1248
01:23:12,242 --> 01:23:13,376
[WHIMPERS]

1249
01:23:20,383 --> 01:23:22,887
[SNARLING INTENSIFIES]

1250
01:23:27,090 --> 01:23:28,024
Phoebe.

1251
01:23:34,732 --> 01:23:36,266
[WEAPON POWERING UP]

1252
01:23:41,204 --> 01:23:43,541
[RUMBLING]

1253
01:23:43,674 --> 01:23:44,575
Phoebe!

1254
01:23:50,113 --> 01:23:51,214
The earthquakes.

1255
01:23:51,347 --> 01:23:52,550
- [GASPS]
- [SCREAMS]

1256
01:23:54,951 --> 01:23:57,655
- Oh, my gosh!
- Phoebe!

1257
01:23:57,788 --> 01:23:59,890
VOICE [WHISPERING]:
Phoebe.

1258
01:24:04,360 --> 01:24:07,464
Phoebe.

1259
01:24:28,919 --> 01:24:30,554
I think he's alive.

1260
01:24:30,688 --> 01:24:33,624
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.

1261
01:24:33,757 --> 01:24:35,024
- Are you?
- Yeah.

1262
01:24:39,864 --> 01:24:41,632
TREVOR:
Pheebs, what's wrong?

1263
01:24:41,765 --> 01:24:43,166
PHOEBE:
He was right all along.

1264
01:24:44,502 --> 01:24:47,370
- LUCKY: What do you mean?
- Our grandfather.

1265
01:24:47,505 --> 01:24:50,073
He was right here.
He built this.

1266
01:24:50,206 --> 01:24:52,743
He was standing guard,
even when no one believed him.

1267
01:24:54,979 --> 01:24:57,146
He sacrificed everything.

1268
01:24:57,280 --> 01:24:58,749
His life.

1269
01:24:59,984 --> 01:25:01,184
His friends.

1270
01:25:04,454 --> 01:25:05,421
Us.

1271
01:25:10,393 --> 01:25:11,361
Bummer.

1272
01:25:13,898 --> 01:25:14,832
Dude.

1273
01:25:17,535 --> 01:25:19,202
We need to tell Mom.

1274
01:25:19,335 --> 01:25:20,436
CALLIE:
Phoebe?

1275
01:25:22,438 --> 01:25:23,339
Pheebs?

1276
01:25:28,344 --> 01:25:30,246
[♪♪♪]

1277
01:25:35,019 --> 01:25:36,654
[WHIRRING]

1278
01:25:36,787 --> 01:25:39,188
[♪♪♪]

1279
01:26:43,754 --> 01:26:46,155
[CREAKING]

1280
01:26:56,066 --> 01:26:58,301
[♪♪♪]

1281
01:27:22,860 --> 01:27:25,161
[HISSING]

1282
01:27:36,073 --> 01:27:37,306
[SNARLS]

1283
01:27:40,644 --> 01:27:42,178
[ROARS]

1284
01:27:43,013 --> 01:27:44,982
[♪♪♪]

1285
01:27:58,629 --> 01:27:59,530
Mom?

1286
01:28:04,835 --> 01:28:05,736
Mom?

1287
01:28:08,371 --> 01:28:11,809
[WHISPERING] There is no Mom.
There is only Zuul.

1288
01:28:17,213 --> 01:28:19,183
Mom, are you okay?

1289
01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:28,291
[IN DEEP VOICE] There is no Mom.
There is only Zuul.

1290
01:28:28,424 --> 01:28:31,427
[PANTING]

1291
01:28:31,562 --> 01:28:32,863
What's happening right now?

1292
01:28:34,732 --> 01:28:36,399
Mom?

1293
01:28:36,533 --> 01:28:37,701
Is she okay?

1294
01:28:37,835 --> 01:28:38,702
Mom?

1295
01:28:38,836 --> 01:28:40,137
[WHIRRING]

1296
01:28:47,177 --> 01:28:49,113
- [ROARS]
- [GASPS]

1297
01:28:51,347 --> 01:28:53,416
Are you the Keymaster?

1298
01:28:53,550 --> 01:28:55,986
- Um, I don't know.
- Mom!

1299
01:28:56,120 --> 01:28:57,386
- What do I do?
- Mom, stop!

1300
01:28:57,521 --> 01:28:58,889
- [CRACKLES]
- Whoa!

1301
01:29:03,392 --> 01:29:04,895
[RUMBLING]

1302
01:29:07,097 --> 01:29:10,167
[♪♪♪]

1303
01:29:59,116 --> 01:30:00,117
Mom!

1304
01:30:04,254 --> 01:30:06,690
What the hell is going on?

1305
01:30:33,283 --> 01:30:34,484
PODCAST:
What is all this?

1306
01:30:36,053 --> 01:30:37,254
This isn't a farm.

1307
01:30:39,857 --> 01:30:41,258
It's a trap.

1308
01:30:41,390 --> 01:30:44,427
[♪♪♪]

1309
01:31:10,921 --> 01:31:11,855
What?

1310
01:31:12,923 --> 01:31:13,857
Nothing.

1311
01:31:16,193 --> 01:31:18,528
This is what he's been working
on all those years.

1312
01:31:18,662 --> 01:31:20,530
- TREVOR: Building this model?
- LUCKY: The detail is amazing.

1313
01:31:20,664 --> 01:31:21,932
No, he came here to finish

1314
01:31:22,065 --> 01:31:23,867
what the original
Ghostbusters started.

1315
01:31:24,001 --> 01:31:25,802
- To trap Gozer...
- Out in that dirt field.

1316
01:31:25,936 --> 01:31:28,538
Exactly. These big silos act
as a capacitor.

1317
01:31:30,340 --> 01:31:32,441
- What's a capacitor?
- Would it kill you to read?

1318
01:31:32,576 --> 01:31:34,077
Would it kill you
to just tell me?

1319
01:31:34,211 --> 01:31:35,444
Once activated,
these towers

1320
01:31:35,579 --> 01:31:37,214
can hold a charge
for one moment.

1321
01:31:37,347 --> 01:31:39,616
But in that one moment, they
can power hundreds of traps.

1322
01:31:39,750 --> 01:31:42,019
So how do we get Gozer
into the field?

1323
01:31:42,152 --> 01:31:43,887
Gozer's protected
by two evil spirits.

1324
01:31:44,021 --> 01:31:45,421
The Keymaster
and the Gatekeeper.

1325
01:31:45,555 --> 01:31:48,692
She needs both of them.
No Gatekeeper, no Gozer.

1326
01:31:48,825 --> 01:31:51,595
First these spirits must
possess two human souls.

1327
01:31:51,728 --> 01:31:54,064
- Like Mom.
- So they can unite...

1328
01:31:55,165 --> 01:31:56,533
formally.

1329
01:31:58,535 --> 01:31:59,736
What are we talking about?

1330
01:31:59,870 --> 01:32:01,939
We're thinking
at least third base.

1331
01:32:02,072 --> 01:32:02,973
Go, Mom.

1332
01:32:03,106 --> 01:32:06,043
[WIND WHISTLING]

1333
01:32:26,029 --> 01:32:27,564
[IN DEEP VOICE]
I like your eyes.

1334
01:32:27,698 --> 01:32:30,167
[SPEAKS GIBBERISH
IN DEEP VOICE]

1335
01:32:30,300 --> 01:32:31,335
Thanks.

1336
01:32:37,975 --> 01:32:39,876
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]

1337
01:32:53,023 --> 01:32:54,191
They were just here.

1338
01:32:56,927 --> 01:32:57,828
There she is.

1339
01:33:02,632 --> 01:33:05,969
- Got anything?
- No, just more stupid guns.

1340
01:33:08,338 --> 01:33:11,575
A jail inside a jail.

1341
01:33:11,708 --> 01:33:13,243
What are you talking about?

1342
01:33:14,344 --> 01:33:15,812
No, no, no!

1343
01:33:18,181 --> 01:33:21,251
It's an ANSI Class One
electromagnetic deadbolt.

1344
01:33:22,386 --> 01:33:23,553
I believe in you.

1345
01:33:25,188 --> 01:33:26,189
It's unpickable.

1346
01:33:27,290 --> 01:33:28,358
[SIGHS]

1347
01:33:38,802 --> 01:33:41,805
- What are you doing?
- I have a plan.

1348
01:33:43,974 --> 01:33:44,875
Wait!

1349
01:34:05,228 --> 01:34:07,330
[♪♪♪]

1350
01:34:08,732 --> 01:34:10,600
Come on. Let's go.

1351
01:34:10,734 --> 01:34:11,735
Okay.

1352
01:34:16,907 --> 01:34:18,275
- Ready?
- I'll be waiting.

1353
01:34:21,211 --> 01:34:23,380
[SIREN WAILING]

1354
01:34:44,734 --> 01:34:47,137
[♪♪♪]

1355
01:35:04,821 --> 01:35:06,323
That's my mom.

1356
01:35:25,108 --> 01:35:26,143
What?

1357
01:35:33,183 --> 01:35:34,451
[ROARS]

1358
01:35:59,610 --> 01:36:00,710
Your Eminence.

1359
01:36:02,078 --> 01:36:04,181
Goddess of Gods.

1360
01:36:04,314 --> 01:36:07,717
I have built this temple
for you,

1361
01:36:07,851 --> 01:36:09,654
so that you might return
to Earth...

1362
01:36:11,755 --> 01:36:12,722
<i>and together...</i>

1363
01:36:15,158 --> 01:36:16,159
<i>we...</i>

1364
01:36:17,794 --> 01:36:19,162
We can rule the world.

1365
01:36:24,134 --> 01:36:25,702
[GROWLING CONTENTEDLY]

1366
01:36:31,107 --> 01:36:32,677
[GIBBERING]

1367
01:36:49,192 --> 01:36:50,260
Excuse me.

1368
01:36:51,562 --> 01:36:52,796
Uh...

1369
01:36:52,929 --> 01:36:54,699
P-pardon me.

1370
01:36:54,831 --> 01:36:56,299
Yeah, hi.

1371
01:36:57,367 --> 01:36:58,735
Uh...

1372
01:37:02,205 --> 01:37:03,206
PHOEBE:
Uh...

1373
01:37:05,442 --> 01:37:08,111
What do you call a fish
with no eyes?

1374
01:37:12,048 --> 01:37:15,252
A fsh...

1375
01:37:16,186 --> 01:37:17,722
[CHUCKLES]

1376
01:37:17,854 --> 01:37:19,089
Uh...

1377
01:37:20,190 --> 01:37:21,758
A whale...

1378
01:37:21,891 --> 01:37:24,060
There's two whales in a bar.
One of them goes:

1379
01:37:24,861 --> 01:37:27,598
[IMITATING WHALE]

1380
01:37:28,965 --> 01:37:30,934
And then the other one goes:

1381
01:37:31,067 --> 01:37:32,637
"Go home. You're drunk."

1382
01:37:35,438 --> 01:37:37,007
Uh...

1383
01:37:40,043 --> 01:37:41,778
- Okay.
- Uh...

1384
01:37:41,911 --> 01:37:44,682
So a grasshopper
walks into a bar...

1385
01:37:45,815 --> 01:37:47,450
and the bartender's like:

1386
01:37:47,585 --> 01:37:49,986
"We have a drink
named after you."

1387
01:37:50,120 --> 01:37:51,454
Then the grasshopper's like:

1388
01:37:52,623 --> 01:37:55,660
"You have a drink named Steve?"

1389
01:37:59,429 --> 01:38:03,900
Have you come
to offer yourself in sacrifice?

1390
01:38:04,034 --> 01:38:05,335
What?

1391
01:38:06,803 --> 01:38:09,740
Are you prepared to die?

1392
01:38:11,274 --> 01:38:12,976
No, I'm 12.

1393
01:38:16,379 --> 01:38:17,515
Are you?

1394
01:38:19,550 --> 01:38:20,751
[BEEPS]

1395
01:38:28,626 --> 01:38:29,794
Mom!

1396
01:38:31,762 --> 01:38:33,463
[SIREN WAILING]

1397
01:38:51,014 --> 01:38:53,416
- Wait, wait. What's going on?
- Hey!

1398
01:38:53,551 --> 01:38:55,318
- What's happening? Where am I?
- It's okay.

1399
01:38:55,452 --> 01:38:56,754
- You were possessed.
- Possessed?

1400
01:38:56,886 --> 01:38:59,590
- Then you turned into a dog.
- Then you got humpy.

1401
01:38:59,724 --> 01:39:00,758
- Humpy?
- TREVOR: Hold on!

1402
01:39:14,638 --> 01:39:18,274
Oh, Phoebe. Phoebe.
There's this secret basement...

1403
01:39:18,408 --> 01:39:20,745
- We know.
- ...with computers and equipment.

1404
01:39:20,877 --> 01:39:22,278
- Isn't that place insane?
- Yes!

1405
01:39:22,412 --> 01:39:25,248
And it seemed
like he had a plan.

1406
01:39:25,382 --> 01:39:26,751
- We're aware.
- Oh. Oh.

1407
01:39:26,883 --> 01:39:29,252
And there were
all these photos of me.

1408
01:39:29,386 --> 01:39:31,589
Like he was tracking
my entire life.

1409
01:39:31,722 --> 01:39:33,056
- How rewarding.
- Super news.

1410
01:39:33,189 --> 01:39:34,391
We wanna hear about it.

1411
01:39:34,525 --> 01:39:36,627
Yeah, but we're trying
to save the world.

1412
01:39:36,761 --> 01:39:39,129
Okay. Cool. I'm in.
Uh, how can I help?

1413
01:39:39,262 --> 01:39:41,364
- No!
- What the hell was that?

1414
01:39:41,499 --> 01:39:43,967
- That was your boyfriend Gary.
- Boyfriend?

1415
01:39:52,075 --> 01:39:53,644
Inside that trap
is the Gatekeeper.

1416
01:39:53,778 --> 01:39:55,078
- Gatekeeper?
- If the Gatekeeper

1417
01:39:55,211 --> 01:39:56,112
and the Keymaster reunite...

1418
01:39:56,246 --> 01:39:58,381
- Keymaster?
- One second.

1419
01:40:08,158 --> 01:40:09,192
Phoebe.

1420
01:40:09,325 --> 01:40:11,361
You're... You're...

1421
01:40:13,329 --> 01:40:14,464
I'm a scientist.

1422
01:40:17,934 --> 01:40:20,103
- Oh. We got her!
- Yes!

1423
01:40:20,236 --> 01:40:21,572
This was Grandpa's plan.

1424
01:40:23,339 --> 01:40:24,474
Coming in hot!

1425
01:40:29,345 --> 01:40:30,614
[ALL SCREAM]

1426
01:40:45,863 --> 01:40:47,397
Mom, come on!

1427
01:40:47,531 --> 01:40:48,566
Oh, my God.

1428
01:40:53,637 --> 01:40:55,573
[♪♪♪]

1429
01:41:01,679 --> 01:41:03,213
- Get back. Get back.
- Mom.

1430
01:41:06,650 --> 01:41:08,017
- What's up?
- Hey.

1431
01:41:12,790 --> 01:41:13,724
No, no, no.

1432
01:41:49,960 --> 01:41:50,828
Pull the lever.

1433
01:41:50,961 --> 01:41:51,862
Pull...?

1434
01:41:53,731 --> 01:41:54,665
[GASPS]

1435
01:42:03,641 --> 01:42:04,542
Aah!

1436
01:42:05,275 --> 01:42:06,209
Hey!

1437
01:42:17,688 --> 01:42:19,490
Come on,
what are you waiting for?

1438
01:42:19,623 --> 01:42:20,991
I'm waiting
for this thing to work!

1439
01:42:21,124 --> 01:42:22,425
- It's not working!
- Uh...

1440
01:42:24,227 --> 01:42:26,062
[CHITTERING]

1441
01:42:30,034 --> 01:42:30,935
[SCREAMING]

1442
01:42:38,408 --> 01:42:40,209
- Mom, hit the pedal!
- Pedal?

1443
01:42:57,226 --> 01:42:58,596
Lucky!

1444
01:42:58,729 --> 01:43:00,030
Podcast,
what are you doing?

1445
01:43:00,163 --> 01:43:01,565
I've got my own problems!

1446
01:43:17,982 --> 01:43:19,583
[SCREAMING]

1447
01:43:38,267 --> 01:43:41,137
[♪♪♪]

1448
01:43:51,482 --> 01:43:52,516
Oh, no.

1449
01:43:54,250 --> 01:43:55,151
No.

1450
01:44:00,124 --> 01:44:01,391
MAN:
Hey, flattop.

1451
01:44:04,762 --> 01:44:05,929
Have you missed us?

1452
01:44:10,433 --> 01:44:12,536
- Gozer the Gozerian...
- [ALL GASP]

1453
01:44:12,670 --> 01:44:15,405
...in the name of the county of
Summerville, state of Oklahoma,

1454
01:44:15,539 --> 01:44:17,141
the U.S. Fish
and Wildlife Service,

1455
01:44:17,273 --> 01:44:19,275
all the members
of Ducks Unlimited,

1456
01:44:19,409 --> 01:44:21,979
the Association for the
Advancement of Retired Persons,

1457
01:44:22,112 --> 01:44:25,381
I command you under the National
Invasive Species Act

1458
01:44:25,516 --> 01:44:28,719
to depart this world
immediately.

1459
01:44:28,852 --> 01:44:29,787
Bravo.

1460
01:44:30,854 --> 01:44:32,489
- [SNARLS]
- [SNARLS]

1461
01:44:33,590 --> 01:44:35,324
I think she remembers us.

1462
01:44:38,629 --> 01:44:40,396
Are you...

1463
01:44:40,531 --> 01:44:42,032
a god?

1464
01:44:45,301 --> 01:44:47,071
- Ray?
- Oh, come on, Ray.

1465
01:44:48,672 --> 01:44:49,807
Yes.

1466
01:44:49,940 --> 01:44:51,909
Yeah, we're all gods.

1467
01:44:52,042 --> 01:44:54,578
Yeah, I mean, we're all pretty
dang special down here.

1468
01:44:54,712 --> 01:44:55,979
On a personal note:

1469
01:44:56,113 --> 01:44:58,549
I thought that we had busted up
for good.

1470
01:44:58,682 --> 01:45:00,150
It wasn't working for me.

1471
01:45:00,283 --> 01:45:03,352
My friends didn't think so.
I know yours didn't.

1472
01:45:03,487 --> 01:45:05,723
Okay, playtime's over.
Let's toast this muffin.

1473
01:45:08,859 --> 01:45:10,226
Light them up.

1474
01:45:10,359 --> 01:45:11,762
[WHIRRING]

1475
01:45:11,895 --> 01:45:13,864
- [GIGGLES]
- Man, I love that sound.

1476
01:45:15,933 --> 01:45:17,233
PETER:
On the count of three.

1477
01:45:17,366 --> 01:45:19,870
Go on "two." One. Two.

1478
01:45:22,773 --> 01:45:25,408
Yeah, nothing stings
like a billion electron volts!

1479
01:45:35,351 --> 01:45:36,487
Yes!

1480
01:45:38,188 --> 01:45:39,156
- Do you feel that?
- Yeah.

1481
01:45:39,288 --> 01:45:40,224
Uh-oh.

1482
01:45:44,427 --> 01:45:46,262
She's uncrossing
the streams!

1483
01:45:51,702 --> 01:45:52,803
- No!
- Oh!

1484
01:45:54,938 --> 01:45:55,806
Are they dead?

1485
01:45:55,939 --> 01:45:56,974
[ALL GROANING]

1486
01:45:59,610 --> 01:46:01,979
I don't remember
this job being so painful.

1487
01:46:03,279 --> 01:46:05,849
- I do.
- You got a lot of nerve.

1488
01:46:05,983 --> 01:46:07,751
[GROWLS]

1489
01:46:07,885 --> 01:46:11,387
Coming back here,
crawling back to me.

1490
01:46:11,522 --> 01:46:14,825
We could've been the most
spectacular power couple.

1491
01:46:14,958 --> 01:46:19,263
You know, my sense of fun
and your personality.

1492
01:46:19,395 --> 01:46:22,331
But, no, you always had
to vanquish and conquer.

1493
01:46:22,465 --> 01:46:24,001
Always had to maim somebody.

1494
01:46:24,134 --> 01:46:27,638
And that's probably
the number one reason why...

1495
01:46:27,771 --> 01:46:29,239
Good try, anyway.

1496
01:46:29,372 --> 01:46:31,474
Now we're finished, babe.

1497
01:46:31,608 --> 01:46:32,743
We're finished.

1498
01:46:41,552 --> 01:46:42,451
No.

1499
01:46:46,156 --> 01:46:48,091
[♪♪♪]

1500
01:46:54,832 --> 01:46:56,200
Come on, Phoebe.

1501
01:47:13,183 --> 01:47:15,085
[♪♪♪]

1502
01:47:22,960 --> 01:47:23,861
[MOUTHS]
Holy shit.

1503
01:47:37,641 --> 01:47:39,276
[ALL SCREAMING]

1504
01:47:43,580 --> 01:47:45,582
[YELLING]

1505
01:48:07,571 --> 01:48:08,538
We're on!

1506
01:48:15,379 --> 01:48:17,614
[POWERING UP]

1507
01:48:32,729 --> 01:48:34,898
[THUNDER CRASHES]

1508
01:48:50,280 --> 01:48:51,782
[SCREAMING]

1509
01:48:58,355 --> 01:49:00,090
[POWERING DOWN]

1510
01:49:02,458 --> 01:49:05,395
[♪♪♪]

1511
01:49:10,934 --> 01:49:12,269
I thought
you might turn up.

1512
01:49:18,075 --> 01:49:18,976
I'm sorry...

1513
01:49:20,110 --> 01:49:21,645
I didn't believe you.

1514
01:49:23,914 --> 01:49:24,982
I should've called.

1515
01:49:26,249 --> 01:49:27,484
I miss you, my friend.

1516
01:49:31,621 --> 01:49:32,689
[ZAPS]

1517
01:49:33,757 --> 01:49:35,125
- [GASPS]
- Are you okay?

1518
01:49:35,258 --> 01:49:37,127
- You scared the shit out of me.
- Mom.

1519
01:49:37,260 --> 01:49:38,528
I can't breathe.

1520
01:49:38,662 --> 01:49:39,663
Okay.

1521
01:49:41,298 --> 01:49:42,833
Hi there.

1522
01:49:42,966 --> 01:49:44,668
Pete Venkman
from the home office.

1523
01:49:44,801 --> 01:49:47,137
- Thanks for pitching in.
- You're welcome.

1524
01:49:47,270 --> 01:49:48,572
I like your style.

1525
01:49:48,705 --> 01:49:50,207
Who's that one?

1526
01:49:50,340 --> 01:49:51,241
Callie.

1527
01:49:53,510 --> 01:49:54,878
Callie Spengler.

1528
01:49:55,012 --> 01:49:56,513
- Spengler?
- Mm.

1529
01:49:56,646 --> 01:49:59,549
Weird name.
Try to make the best of that.

1530
01:49:59,683 --> 01:50:02,052
All right.
We're gonna have cocoa inside.

1531
01:50:02,185 --> 01:50:04,354
And some of us
will have rum with it.

1532
01:50:05,689 --> 01:50:06,656
TREVOR:
Lucky!

1533
01:50:06,790 --> 01:50:08,558
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]

1534
01:50:11,895 --> 01:50:15,165
- Oh.
- God. Hey. Hey, man.

1535
01:50:15,298 --> 01:50:18,668
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I... Yeah.

1536
01:50:18,802 --> 01:50:20,470
My hands hurt
from galloping.

1537
01:50:28,278 --> 01:50:29,913
Oh, my God.

1538
01:50:30,047 --> 01:50:31,516
I totally thought I lost you.

1539
01:50:31,648 --> 01:50:33,150
Sorry about that.

1540
01:50:34,017 --> 01:50:35,185
Well, that was weird.

1541
01:50:35,318 --> 01:50:36,553
Mm-hm. Yeah.

1542
01:50:37,821 --> 01:50:39,022
I'm bleeding.
Why am I bleeding?

1543
01:50:39,156 --> 01:50:40,424
You headbutted a park bench.

1544
01:50:40,557 --> 01:50:42,192
- Oh, right. Yeah.
- Yeah.

1545
01:50:44,828 --> 01:50:46,329
- Hi.
- Hi.

1546
01:50:47,498 --> 01:50:50,267
- Um, back there, yeah.
- Yeah.

1547
01:50:50,400 --> 01:50:52,069
I mean, before we became dogs

1548
01:50:52,202 --> 01:50:56,039
and opened the gates of hell,
I think that maybe we, uh...

1549
01:50:56,173 --> 01:50:58,241
Yeah. Yeah, I think so too.

1550
01:50:59,676 --> 01:51:01,278
But then we saved the world,
so...

1551
01:51:01,411 --> 01:51:02,779
That's true.

1552
01:51:06,983 --> 01:51:09,352
Are you all right, son?

1553
01:51:09,487 --> 01:51:13,056
You just singlehandedly defeated
a manifestation of Gozer.

1554
01:51:13,190 --> 01:51:15,058
You gotta be on my podcast.

1555
01:51:15,192 --> 01:51:16,527
Sure. What's it called?

1556
01:51:16,660 --> 01:51:18,428
<i>Mystical Tales
of the Unknown Universe.</i>

1557
01:51:18,563 --> 01:51:20,464
<i>M.T.U.U.,</i> that's you?

1558
01:51:20,597 --> 01:51:21,465
Wait.

1559
01:51:21,598 --> 01:51:22,933
You're my subscriber?!

1560
01:51:23,066 --> 01:51:26,336
Really found its voice
in the 46th episode.

1561
01:51:28,071 --> 01:51:29,973
What did they do to you?

1562
01:51:32,375 --> 01:51:33,343
Don't worry.

1563
01:51:34,878 --> 01:51:37,280
I'll take you home,
get you all cleaned up.

1564
01:51:43,053 --> 01:51:43,954
Go.

1565
01:51:48,559 --> 01:51:49,459
Hey.

1566
01:52:21,758 --> 01:52:23,660
[♪♪♪]

1567
01:53:30,427 --> 01:53:33,363
[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]

1568
01:53:36,601 --> 01:53:39,537
[RAY PARKER JR.'S
"GHOSTBUSTERS" PLAYING]

1569
01:54:00,757 --> 01:54:02,826
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1570
01:54:02,959 --> 01:54:07,464
<i>♪ If there's something strange
In your neighborhood ♪</i>

1571
01:54:07,598 --> 01:54:09,266
<i>♪ Who you gonna call? ♪</i>

1572
01:54:09,399 --> 01:54:11,468
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1573
01:54:11,602 --> 01:54:15,805
<i>♪ If there's something weird
And it don't look good ♪</i>

1574
01:54:15,939 --> 01:54:17,608
<i>♪ Who you gonna call? ♪</i>

1575
01:54:17,742 --> 01:54:20,010
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1576
01:54:26,316 --> 01:54:28,486
<i>♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪</i>

1577
01:54:34,725 --> 01:54:36,661
<i>♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪</i>

1578
01:54:44,868 --> 01:54:49,072
<i>♪ If you're seeing things
Running through your head ♪</i>

1579
01:54:49,205 --> 01:54:50,807
<i>♪ Who can you call? ♪</i>

1580
01:54:50,940 --> 01:54:52,842
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1581
01:54:52,976 --> 01:54:57,113
<i>♪ An invisible man
Sleepin' in your bed ♪</i>

1582
01:54:57,247 --> 01:54:59,149
<i>♪ Ow, who you gonna call? ♪</i>

1583
01:54:59,282 --> 01:55:01,418
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1584
01:55:08,058 --> 01:55:10,193
<i>♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪</i>

1585
01:55:16,333 --> 01:55:18,435
<i>♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪</i>

1586
01:55:22,573 --> 01:55:24,007
<i>♪ Who you gonna call? ♪</i>

1587
01:55:24,140 --> 01:55:26,544
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1588
01:55:26,677 --> 01:55:30,548
<i>♪ If you're all alone
Pick up the phone ♪</i>

1589
01:55:30,681 --> 01:55:32,415
<i>♪ And call ♪</i>

1590
01:55:32,550 --> 01:55:34,652
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1591
01:55:36,186 --> 01:55:37,354
Tell me what this is.

1592
01:55:42,459 --> 01:55:43,393
Lines.

1593
01:55:45,462 --> 01:55:46,731
Two...

1594
01:55:46,863 --> 01:55:48,331
No, three...

1595
01:55:50,133 --> 01:55:51,868
wavy lines.

1596
01:55:52,001 --> 01:55:55,205
[♪♪♪]

1597
01:55:55,338 --> 01:55:56,841
- It's amazing.
- You're amazing.

1598
01:55:57,006 --> 01:55:58,509
With your ability to...

1599
01:55:59,677 --> 01:56:01,111
flood my psychic powers.

1600
01:56:01,244 --> 01:56:03,514
I can't believe you used
to shock your students.

1601
01:56:03,647 --> 01:56:06,182
Between us,
I only zapped the guys.

1602
01:56:06,316 --> 01:56:07,450
- [ZAPS]
- Aah!

1603
01:56:07,585 --> 01:56:09,285
It was flawed science.

1604
01:56:09,419 --> 01:56:11,020
I know that now. I admit that.

1605
01:56:11,154 --> 01:56:12,422
Ready?

1606
01:56:12,556 --> 01:56:13,858
Try this one.

1607
01:56:16,827 --> 01:56:17,728
Take a moment.

1608
01:56:18,895 --> 01:56:20,196
Uh...

1609
01:56:22,833 --> 01:56:24,367
It's a five-pointed star.

1610
01:56:25,536 --> 01:56:27,571
- Yes?
- How are you doing that?

1611
01:56:27,705 --> 01:56:29,540
Some believe that true love

1612
01:56:29,673 --> 01:56:32,041
imbues a subject
with the ability...

1613
01:56:32,175 --> 01:56:33,376
- [ZAPS]
- Ah!

1614
01:56:33,511 --> 01:56:35,579
- Did you mark the cards?
- [CHUCKLES] No.

1615
01:56:35,713 --> 01:56:36,747
You did, didn't you?

1616
01:56:38,314 --> 01:56:39,215
Yeah.

1617
01:56:40,383 --> 01:56:41,852
[SCREAMS]

1618
01:56:43,052 --> 01:56:44,555
It works well.

1619
01:56:44,688 --> 01:56:47,591
[MCKENNA GRACE'S
"HAUNTED HOUSE" PLAYING]

1620
01:56:52,730 --> 01:56:54,632
<i>♪ You walk out the door ♪</i>

1621
01:56:54,765 --> 01:56:58,101
<i>♪ Then you want back in
The second it's cold outside ♪</i>

1622
01:56:58,234 --> 01:57:00,905
<i>♪ And you see
I've got something to give ♪</i>

1623
01:57:01,037 --> 01:57:05,241
<i>♪ And I'd give it to you
A hundred times over ♪</i>

1624
01:57:05,375 --> 01:57:08,077
<i>♪ Till you screwed me over
Just like the last time ♪</i>

1625
01:57:08,211 --> 01:57:10,915
<i>♪ Sayin':
"It was the last time" ♪</i>

1626
01:57:11,047 --> 01:57:13,784
<i>♪ I paid the price
Stayin' alone in my room ♪</i>

1627
01:57:13,918 --> 01:57:18,589
<i>♪ After what happened in June
Thinking I really loved you ♪</i>

1628
01:57:18,722 --> 01:57:21,759
<i>♪ And maybe I still do ♪</i>

1629
01:57:21,892 --> 01:57:27,598
<i>♪ But I think you're honestly
Something I needed to lose ♪</i>

1630
01:57:27,731 --> 01:57:29,432
<i>♪ No, it's not healthy ♪</i>

1631
01:57:29,567 --> 01:57:32,402
<i>♪ It doesn't help me
But I do it anyways ♪</i>

1632
01:57:32,536 --> 01:57:34,103
<i>♪ Lookin' at photos ♪</i>

1633
01:57:34,237 --> 01:57:38,341
<i>♪ Reading the letters
That you gave me ♪</i>

1634
01:57:38,475 --> 01:57:42,646
<i>♪ I could never
Throw them out ♪</i>

1635
01:57:42,780 --> 01:57:45,549
<i>♪ 'Cause a ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪</i>

1636
01:57:47,283 --> 01:57:51,555
<i>[SINGER VOCALIZING]</i>

1637
01:57:51,689 --> 01:57:55,458
<i>♪ A ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪</i>

1638
01:58:02,098 --> 01:58:05,903
- <i>♪ I get reminiscent ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1639
01:58:06,035 --> 01:58:09,205
<i>♪ When somebody
Says your name ♪</i>

1640
01:58:11,007 --> 01:58:15,011
- <i>♪ Almost glad I miss it ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1641
01:58:15,144 --> 01:58:19,717
<i>♪ 'Cause it's better than
Not feeling a single thing ♪</i>

1642
01:58:19,850 --> 01:58:25,255
<i>♪ Even after all the white lies
Empty goodbyes ♪</i>

1643
01:58:25,388 --> 01:58:27,190
<i>♪ All the tears ♪</i>

1644
01:58:27,323 --> 01:58:33,096
<i>♪ And all the times you weren't
There when I needed you to be ♪</i>

1645
01:58:33,229 --> 01:58:35,533
<i>♪ Hoping you're right where
You wanna be ♪</i>

1646
01:58:35,666 --> 01:58:38,536
<i>♪ Even if it's not with me ♪</i>

1647
01:58:38,669 --> 01:58:40,303
<i>♪ I know it's not healthy ♪</i>

1648
01:58:40,436 --> 01:58:43,206
<i>♪ It doesn't help me
But I do it anyways ♪</i>

1649
01:58:43,339 --> 01:58:44,942
<i>♪ Looking at photos ♪</i>

1650
01:58:45,074 --> 01:58:49,178
<i>♪ Reading the letters
That you gave me ♪</i>

1651
01:58:49,312 --> 01:58:53,017
<i>♪ I could never
Throw them out ♪</i>

1652
01:58:53,149 --> 01:58:56,052
<i>♪ 'Cause a ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪</i>

1653
01:58:58,187 --> 01:59:00,323
<i>[SINGER VOCALIZING]</i>

1654
01:59:02,526 --> 01:59:06,162
<i>♪ A ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪</i>

1655
01:59:11,502 --> 01:59:14,370
<i>♪ A ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪</i>

1656
01:59:16,172 --> 01:59:19,743
<i>♪ I think we're on
Our final scene ♪</i>

1657
01:59:19,877 --> 01:59:24,213
<i>♪ Keep us good
In all our memories ♪</i>

1658
01:59:24,347 --> 01:59:28,919
<i>♪ So I don't have to
Throw them out ♪</i>

1659
01:59:29,053 --> 01:59:32,121
<i>♪ A ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪</i>

1660
01:59:32,990 --> 01:59:35,893
[♪♪♪]

1661
02:02:11,380 --> 02:02:14,283
[♪♪♪]

1662
02:02:48,185 --> 02:02:51,420
<i>[SIREN WAILING]</i>

1663
02:02:51,555 --> 02:02:54,792
- I want you to take this.
- What is it?

1664
02:02:54,925 --> 02:02:56,727
It's a souvenir
from the World's Fair

1665
02:02:56,860 --> 02:03:00,329
at Flushing Meadow
in 1964.

1666
02:03:00,463 --> 02:03:02,132
It's my lucky coin.

1667
02:03:02,266 --> 02:03:05,468
I shouldn't take it.
We might not be coming back.

1668
02:03:05,602 --> 02:03:08,672
Take it anyway.
I got another one at home.

1669
02:03:11,542 --> 02:03:13,944
[♪♪♪]

1670
02:03:15,478 --> 02:03:17,480
WINSTON:
<i>Egon was the brains.</i>

1671
02:03:17,614 --> 02:03:18,816
<i>Ray was the heart.</i>

1672
02:03:20,217 --> 02:03:21,417
<i>Peter just kept it cool.</i>

1673
02:03:21,552 --> 02:03:22,986
<i>[JANINE CHUCKLES]</i>

1674
02:03:23,120 --> 02:03:24,755
JANINE:
Who were you?

1675
02:03:24,888 --> 02:03:25,923
The sex appeal.

1676
02:03:26,056 --> 02:03:27,491
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

1677
02:03:29,893 --> 02:03:32,296
You've done very well
for yourself.

1678
02:03:32,428 --> 02:03:34,765
A lot of shelf space.

1679
02:03:34,898 --> 02:03:37,167
See, that's the thing.

1680
02:03:37,301 --> 02:03:39,002
<i>I don't do it for me.</i>

1681
02:03:40,103 --> 02:03:41,505
<i>I do it for my kids,</i>

1682
02:03:41,638 --> 02:03:44,842
and I wanna be an example
of what's possible.

1683
02:03:44,975 --> 02:03:47,978
You still covering the rent
at Ray's bookshop?

1684
02:03:48,111 --> 02:03:51,648
[CHUCKLES] Ray's gonna turn
a profit one of these days.

1685
02:03:51,782 --> 02:03:55,085
JANINE [CHUCKLES]: <i>I
remember the day you came in.</i>

1686
02:03:55,219 --> 02:03:58,088
WINSTON: <i>I came in looking
for a steady paycheck.</i>

1687
02:03:58,222 --> 02:04:00,557
<i>But busting ghosts
with the guys...</i>

1688
02:04:00,691 --> 02:04:02,659
taught me not to be afraid.

1689
02:04:02,793 --> 02:04:05,428
That I had the tools
and I had the talent.

1690
02:04:05,562 --> 02:04:09,166
I started this business
with one employee.

1691
02:04:09,299 --> 02:04:12,401
And I've grown it into
a thriving global enterprise.

1692
02:04:13,469 --> 02:04:15,672
I may be a businessman,

1693
02:04:15,806 --> 02:04:18,876
but I will always be
a Ghostbuster.

1694
02:04:19,009 --> 02:04:21,410
[♪♪♪]

1695
02:04:34,825 --> 02:04:37,527
[HIGH-PITCH WHINING]

1696
02:04:47,430 --> 02:04:49,929
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