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Previously on "Legends of Tomorrow"...
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That's my mom.
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There's no loophole where
I can save my family
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and not screw up history.
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I'm so sorry, Z.
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[GUN COCKS]
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What the hell is going on here?
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This is my dad, Hank.
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Hello, John.
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The knuckle bones of a martyred saint...
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they act as a divining rod,
able to detect the presence
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of beings not belonging to our world.
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[WHOOSHING]
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[SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY]
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Where'd the unicorn go?
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I sent that bastard
straight to hell, didn't I?
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You need to be a part of a team.
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No, I would rather bloody top myself
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than move in with you lot.
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People around me get
killed or far worse.
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Oh, bollocks.
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How's our magical upgrade going, Ray?
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Almost done, I think.
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Though the they never covered
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how to interface time seismographs
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and enchanted bones in
the Ivy U PhD program.
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Well, that should do it.
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My peers would say that
science and magic don't mix,
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but to them, I'd ask, "Have you
seen 'The Fifth Element'?"
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[CHUCKLES] Right?
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Ivy U sounds like a real party school.
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Oh, I hope this works.
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We need a way to pinpoint
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magical threats on the timeline.
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I mean, who knows what kind
of creatures are out there
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wreaking havoc on history?
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Like, uh, vampires.
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Gremlins.
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Aswangs.
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Cannibalistic Filipino were-beasts
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with proboscis-like tongues.
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I've been doing some
research just in case.
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I thought that's why we had Constantine.
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Yeah, about that.
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Constantine is...
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Tired, hungover, and in
need of a stiff one.
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[TRUNK THUDS]
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Dealer's choice as to what
that's a euphemism for.
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He's here.
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Yeah, you know, I meant what I
said about joining you lot,
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but then I pictured that same
lot squaring off against
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some of the manky buggers
that I've come up against,
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and I thought, "Yeah, you know what?
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You're right. You're all
bloody doomed without me."
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One aswang will take you down
without breaking a sweat.
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Ha ha! New legend alert.
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I better go update the chore wheel.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on, sunshine.
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I'm not a bloody legend.
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I'm merely offering my
services as a consultant,
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and as such, I have some stipulations.
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I don't do silly costumes,
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I expect full benefits,
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and I require no less than
two weeks paid vacation.
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- Vacation?
- Paid?
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Easy!
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[DEVICE BEEPING]
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Hey, it worked.
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Will you look at that?
We already got a...
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Do we have a special name for
these magical fugitives?
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Well, I was thinking,
since they're mysteries
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involving mythical beings,
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we could go with myth-teries.
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Fugitives it is.
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What's it say?
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Salem, Massachusetts, 1692.
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First day on the job,
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and you're taking me to
the bloody witch trials.
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Well, I hope you're
feeling morally superior
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because we are getting
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our Puritan purit-on.
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That was too much, right?
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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I'm telling you, your machine
is clearly buggered.
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There's nothing magical
about Puritan New England.
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I know. I was there, but it
could all be different now.
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Oh, come on. If a creature landed there,
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why would it idle in the absolute
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worst possible place for magic?
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The people of Salem are
paranoid and petty,
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and, besides, every
magical creature knows
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that if you want to get
weird, you go to New York.
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Then we need to find it before it flees.
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All right, well, I agreed
to help you save history,
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not take part in your little
role-playing adventures.
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Call me if you find anything.
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If he's staying, I'm staying.
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Besides, no fun in Puritan times.
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The Church banned burning
people at the stake.
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Well, they didn't actually burn people.
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That was the Middle Ages.
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The Puritans used the gallows,
but, yeah, sure, stay.
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You know, I actually miss
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having someone Nate-splain
history to us.
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Me too.
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Speaking of which,
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I wonder how Operation
Dinner with Dad is going.
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- [LIGHT MUSIC]
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Thanks. [SIGHS]
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Good steak.
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So, um, what are you doing
for work these days?
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Little bit of this. Little bit of that.
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You?
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Same old, same old.
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Sir, your credit card was declined.
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I, uh...
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I must have given you the...
[CLEARS THROAT] wrong one.
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There you go.
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And this one expired in 1953.
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Then I don't know why I still carry it.
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Uh...
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[COINS JINGLING]
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Do you accept Athenian tetradrachm?
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Notgeld?
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Nathaniel, I've got this.
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♪ ♪
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Guess the deductive historical
reconstruction business...
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little slow this time of year.
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Yeah, and I see it's still paying off
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to be a Beltway Bandit.
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Really, Nathaniel, that's
how you want to end this?
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- After we connect over a nice dinner.
- Have we?
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All you've talked about is the steak.
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What the hell else am I
supposed to talk about
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if you'd rather just sit
there and silently judge me?
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Oh, like you're not
doing the same thing.
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Of course I was, Nathaniel.
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I put you through grad school to what?
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To... to collect rare currency?
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Maybe I should follow
your example, right?
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Make a fortune wasting taxpayers' cash
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on some secret government projects
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that you can't even explain?
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It puts food on your plate.
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How's that for an explanation?
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I don't need your money.
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Matter of fact...
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I don't need any of this.
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Of course. Running away again, huh?
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I'll see you in another
two years. [STAMMERS]
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♪ ♪
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I forgot my leftovers.
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Nathaniel.
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ALL: ♪ Ah, poor bird ♪
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♪ Take thy flight ♪
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♪ High above the sorrows
of this sad night ♪
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Good morrow. Good morrow.
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Not the friendliest bunch.
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Look, tone it down, Ray.
This isn't a fun time period.
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These hats say otherwise.
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Just try not to stand out.
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Salem wasn't exactly
welcoming of outsiders.
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Oh, just like every
other time in history.
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They're just worse at hiding it.
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ALL: [CHANTING] Witch!
Witch! Witch! Witch!
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Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!
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Witch!
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Wife of Satan, confess your sins.
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Tell now what saw thee for
grounds of accusation?
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I saw her, Reverend Parsons,
dancing in the woods
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bare as the day she was born.
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Jane Hawthorne, what say
you to this accusation?
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I have done no harm. I swear it.
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But this man says he bore
witness to your witchcraft.
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She has lain with the Devil.
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I would never,
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not with the Devil nor with
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any man since my husband's passing,
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much to your frustration, good sir.
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Goody Hawthorne, you are
hereby under arrest
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and accused of witchcraft.
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Your trial will commence on the morrow,
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and if thou be convicted,
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we will purge your kind
from our community.
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You cannot do this!
My daughter needs me!
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Prudence!
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- [MUFFLED SHOUTING]
- Mother.
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Have mercy, please.
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ALL: [CHANTING] Witch!
Witch! Witch! Witch!
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Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!
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Well, there are definitely
monsters in Salem,
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just not the magical kind.
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ALL: [CHANTING] Witch! Witch! Witch!
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[CROWS CAWING]
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Crows, that's ominous.
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Despite the gothic association,
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the American crow is actually a very...
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- [CROW CAWING]
- [SCREAMS]
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Never mind.
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[CROWS CAWING]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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The witch... she commands them!
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Remove her from here at once! Go! Go!
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[CROWS CAWING]
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[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
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Couldn't have been her, could it?
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Whatever it is, looks
like we were right.
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There is magic in Salem.
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All right, let's give this
thing a whirl, shall we?
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Gideon, do us a favor and
mix us up some ingredients
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so I can restock the old
apothecary, will you?
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Out of my way. I need some mustard.
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Yeah, yeah, I'll be just a minute, mate.
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Now, be a doll, Gideon, and mix together
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a pinch of possum's tail with
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three ounces of frogs' testes.
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Open the door!
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I need to take a leak!
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Ah! What's that smell?
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Spellbook, bound in human skin.
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It gets a bit rank if you
don't soak it in water.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS, SHOUTING ON TV]
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Get out of my chair, you weasel.
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I'm watching the football.
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The game's on already, mate.
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You want a Marmite crumpet?
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What'd you call me?
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You know, you need to simmer
down a little bit, sweetheart.
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You see, I don't like to share my space
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any more than you, but, uh, here we are.
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And why are you here?
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Hey, sorry to break up
the bonding session,
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but we found our fugitive, and
we think it's a real witch.
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Well, a real witch must
be off her trolley
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to hang around here.
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Well, we just saw a woman
command a murder of crows,
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and now I know why they call it that.
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Well, Jane was bound,
gagged, and taken away.
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Those birds were just
protecting her from that mob.
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I say more power to them.
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And I agree with you, in theory,
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but we still have to remove that power.
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Gideon, what do you
have on Jane Hawthorne?
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On October 29, 1692, Jane
Hawthorne's execution
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was at the center of
what came to be known
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as The Burning of Salem.
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"On the day she hung,
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"all of the people of Salem
spontaneously combusted.
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The whole town was set ablaze."
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Sounds like my kind of woman.
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Well, the incident was enough
to convince the public
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that witches were real.
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Whatever it is, Jane's
at the center of it.
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Well, now, hang on a minute.
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You said that she was gagged.
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- Yeah.
- Did any of you actually
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hear her cast a spell?
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[INHALES SHARPLY] You see,
spells are a verbal game, mateys.
261
00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:09,480
Was there anyone else there,
262
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,780
someone who would want to protect Jane?
263
00:10:11,850 --> 00:10:13,680
- Prudence.
- Her daughter.
264
00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:16,850
Ah, a malevolent demon has
attached itself to the child,
265
00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,129
and the mother is being blamed.
266
00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:19,899
I've seen it a million times over.
267
00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:21,800
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
268
00:10:21,910 --> 00:10:23,110
Let's get to it, shall we?
269
00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:26,020
Well, look who started to care.
270
00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,850
Uh, but I am not wearing a costume.
271
00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,239
I'll see you later, big man.
272
00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:33,780
_
273
00:10:37,690 --> 00:10:39,300
[DOOR CLOSES]
274
00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:51,870
Gary?
275
00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:54,480
Is that you?
276
00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:56,660
Did you sleepwalk to work again?
277
00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:58,880
- Whoa, whoa!
- Oh, my God!
278
00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:00,510
What is wrong with you?
279
00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:03,040
Nate? What the hell are you doing here?
280
00:11:03,060 --> 00:11:04,820
And why aren't you wearing pants?
281
00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:05,900
I can explain.
282
00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:09,300
And thank you for not
mentioning the shower cap.
283
00:11:09,340 --> 00:11:10,350
Pretend I did.
284
00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,390
Coconut oil makes my hair more buoyant.
285
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,400
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
286
00:11:13,420 --> 00:11:14,640
I should try that.
287
00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:16,960
And, uh, the pants situation?
288
00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:20,630
Well, I decided to
extend my trip to 2018,
289
00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:23,900
and I may possibly be living
a little bit at the Bureau.
290
00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,360
You couldn't spring for a hotel?
291
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,490
Well, here's a fun fact about
staying in the present...
292
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:30,000
it costs money, and as a legend,
293
00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:34,050
your salary is the friendships
you make along the way.
294
00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,240
- Got ya.
- Yeah.
295
00:11:35,380 --> 00:11:38,550
And you? I know you
love paperwork, but...
296
00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:40,620
Oh, yes, I'm presenting my budget
297
00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:42,760
to the Department of Defense tomorrow.
298
00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:44,536
Rip was always good at
schmoozing the bigwigs.
299
00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:45,890
It was never really my thing.
300
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,659
And now, with this whole
magic initiative,
301
00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:49,120
we're gonna need even more money.
302
00:11:49,180 --> 00:11:50,860
I can help. I'm great at schmoozing.
303
00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:53,400
Hmm? Oh, uh, no... no, thank you.
304
00:11:53,470 --> 00:11:54,840
What? Why not?
305
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,040
I need a place to stay.
You need a wingman.
306
00:11:57,110 --> 00:11:59,040
It'll be fun, and we can hang out.
307
00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:00,370
We'll get into adventures.
308
00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:03,280
Okay, okay, you know what? Let's do it.
309
00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:05,050
Just put some pants on.
310
00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:06,650
Hey...
311
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:08,800
you just got schmoozed.
312
00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,879
There she is.
313
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,780
She doesn't have anyone.
314
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:25,600
♪ Soul, soul, soul cake ♪
315
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:30,340
♪ Please, good missus, a soul cake ♪
316
00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:32,040
♪ Soul, soul... ♪
317
00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:34,620
- [DEVICE BEEPS]
- All right, let's move.
318
00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:38,710
♪ Please, good missus, a soul cake ♪
319
00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:43,220
♪ An apple, a plum, a
peach, or a cherry ♪
320
00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:45,390
[CROW CAWS]
321
00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:48,820
[EERIE MUSIC]
322
00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:54,140
♪ Any good thing to make us all merry ♪
323
00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:57,380
♪ ♪
324
00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:01,040
♪ One for Peter, one for Paul ♪
325
00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:04,480
♪ Three for Him who made us all ♪
326
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,240
Why dost thou follow me?
327
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,710
Hi, Prudence. We're just here to help.
328
00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:13,410
You're strangers. I have
no need of your aid.
329
00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:15,350
Now be gone with haste.
330
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,520
John.
331
00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:21,090
[RECITING INCANTATIONS]
332
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,090
What magic is this?
333
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,390
Look, it's gonna be okay.
334
00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:27,690
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
335
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:28,859
Agent of the damned,
336
00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:31,670
show yourself, you fetid creature.
337
00:13:31,730 --> 00:13:33,670
Show yourself, you cursed beast.
338
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,220
Reveal your hideous form!
339
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:40,440
♪ ♪
340
00:13:40,510 --> 00:13:42,240
Hello.
341
00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:45,450
What in the Disney hell is this?
342
00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:47,900
[MUSICAL FLOURISH]
343
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,739
You got to be kidding me.
344
00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:52,060
That's your monster?
345
00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:53,600
Monster?
346
00:13:53,670 --> 00:13:56,200
Why, I am nothing of the sort.
347
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,740
I am a fairy godmother,
348
00:13:58,810 --> 00:14:01,540
and I mean only to
make dreams come true,
349
00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:04,660
because a dream is a wish your heart...
350
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,259
Don't say another word.
351
00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:07,976
Constantine, please tell me
you have something for this.
352
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,100
Um, this is, uh, new.
353
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,970
Prudence, this is your fairy godmother?
354
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,870
It is. She protects me.
355
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,420
By hurting other people.
356
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,740
Not at all.
357
00:14:17,810 --> 00:14:20,070
I only want to help little Prudence,
358
00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:21,760
for, you see...
359
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,580
There are times the world is scary...
360
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:28,900
- times the world is bad...
- [ENCHANTING MUSIC]
361
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:33,050
But when your godmother's a fairy...
362
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:38,590
♪ There's no reason to be sad ♪
363
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,460
Is that music?
364
00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:44,170
♪ So fear not if things
don't look to be ♪
365
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:47,700
♪ The way that you preferred ♪
366
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:51,710
♪ Just make a wish and look to me ♪
367
00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:56,530
♪ I'll sing these magic words ♪
368
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,600
- Shut up!
- [MUSIC STOPS]
369
00:14:58,670 --> 00:15:00,030
I didn't want her to stop singing.
370
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,699
Oh, to hell with this.
371
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:02,999
[RECITING INCANTATION]
372
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,400
Oh, my, you don't want to do that.
373
00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:06,840
And why wouldn't we?
374
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,710
Because Prudence and I share a bond.
375
00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:13,280
If you send me to hell, she
goes right down with me.
376
00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:16,160
These people want to send us to hell.
377
00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:18,840
You don't want to go to
hell, do you, deary?
378
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:19,980
No.
379
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,880
Would you like me to make them go away?
380
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,290
As you wish.
381
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,690
[MAGICAL MUSIC]
382
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,630
♪ We'll start with some tree roots ♪
383
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:34,270
♪ Up from the ground ♪
384
00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:35,970
Prudence, you don't need her.
385
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,270
♪ And then summon some birds ♪
386
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,570
♪ What a beautiful sound ♪
387
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,040
[CROWS CAWING]
388
00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:43,840
Okay, you can stop singing now.
389
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:49,010
♪ And just as they
gather over your head ♪
390
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,350
[CAWING CONTINUES]
391
00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:52,580
Prudence, you don't have to do this.
392
00:15:52,650 --> 00:15:54,920
♪ I'll tell them, "Attack!" ♪
393
00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:56,950
♪ And you'll all end up... ♪
394
00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:58,720
We're here to save your mother.
395
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:00,590
♪ Dead ♪
396
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:01,720
Godmother, wait.
397
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:05,000
Release them.
398
00:16:05,070 --> 00:16:07,220
As you wish.
399
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,820
But I'm at your call when you need me.
400
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:22,260
You got to admit, though,
that... that was a catchy tune.
401
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,650
Where am I?
402
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,620
Someplace safe, just until
we can get you home.
403
00:16:27,690 --> 00:16:31,090
I've seen many wonders these past days.
404
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,860
And I believe you, like Godmother,
405
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,930
were sent by the Lord...
the answer to our prayers.
406
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,930
Here...
407
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,930
it's a doughnut.
408
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000
[DEVICE SQUEALS]
409
00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:44,140
I la-la-love you.
410
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,960
Many wonders indeed.
411
00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:49,520
[EXHALES DEEPLY] All right, guys.
412
00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:51,510
Remember the three Cs of pitching...
413
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:53,850
confidence, charisma...
414
00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:56,800
Oh, crap. That's my dad.
415
00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:58,270
Wait a second. That's your dad?
416
00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,280
Yeah.
417
00:16:59,281 --> 00:17:01,066
This must be one of his
secret government projects
418
00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:02,390
he could never tell me about.
419
00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:03,640
I can't go in there, Ava.
420
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,190
I will make this worse.
421
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,220
Come on, Nate, you're family.
422
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,700
- How bad could it be?
- Oh, last time I saw him,
423
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,120
I insulted his life's work
424
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,760
and literally said, "I
don't need your money."
425
00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:14,700
Oh, okay, that's bad.
426
00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:16,130
Mm-hmm.
427
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,670
Look, I cannot do this alone.
428
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:19,940
- You don't have to.
- Thank you.
429
00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:21,440
Gary, you know my part
of the pitch, right?
430
00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:23,570
Okay, okay, maybe I can do this alone.
431
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,120
No, look at this guy.
He's got confidence.
432
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:26,130
He's got charisma.
433
00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:27,810
- He's got...
- Crap.
434
00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:30,080
I got my arm stuck in the poster tube.
435
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,440
- [GRUNTS]
- Listen, Ava, I know my dad, okay?
436
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,780
You're not gonna want to go
in there without backup.
437
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,180
Fine, Gary, you're in.
438
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:41,090
All right, Director Sharpe.
439
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:45,420
Let's give 'em the old ham and eggs.
440
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,870
[SIGHS]
441
00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:50,200
Damn it.
442
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,460
The godmother was telling the truth.
443
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,660
We can't send her to hell
444
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,550
without sending Prudence down with her.
445
00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:57,070
Bloody fairy godmothers...
446
00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,880
they're like parasites who
feed off their hosts.
447
00:17:59,950 --> 00:18:02,176
Their magic... it only works
at the whim of their charge.
448
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,880
The girl will have to
reject the godmother.
449
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,760
Who's going to give up
that kind of power,
450
00:18:06,790 --> 00:18:09,390
especially in her situation?
451
00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:12,220
We just have to give her what she wants.
452
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:14,930
If we save her mom, she
won't need the godmother.
453
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:16,860
Z, we can't.
454
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,760
I checked the historical record.
455
00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:21,130
Jane Hawthorne was executed as a witch.
456
00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:23,600
That was canon before
the fairy godmother
457
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:24,870
affected the timeline.
458
00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:26,300
We can't change that.
459
00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:29,100
So we're just gonna let them do it?
460
00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:32,700
Sara, this is exactly what
it's like where I'm from...
461
00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:34,380
the tribalism, scapegoating,
462
00:18:34,450 --> 00:18:36,650
persecuting someone just
because they're different,
463
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,550
while other people just
stand by and do nothing.
464
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,320
I don't want it to go
down like this either, Z.
465
00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:43,150
I'm sorry, but we don't have a choice.
466
00:18:43,170 --> 00:18:45,079
Look, I promised her
that I would help her.
467
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,460
Well, you made a promise
that we can't keep.
468
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:51,060
The priority here is separating
Prudence from her godmother.
469
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,860
That's how we're gonna save more lives.
470
00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:54,000
So, in the meantime,
471
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,910
we just let her think
we're saving her mom?
472
00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:57,400
[SIGHS]
473
00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:59,460
Great.
474
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,380
[MEN SCREAM]
475
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,720
[LOUD THUDS]
476
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,180
[DOOR OPENS]
477
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:13,950
I'm here to save you, Jane.
478
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,420
- Who art thee?
- We need to go now.
479
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,580
No.
480
00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:20,420
Look, I get that you're scared,
481
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:21,830
but I can protect you.
482
00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:23,480
You need to trust me.
483
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,800
Come, please.
484
00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:27,700
I believe you mean well...
485
00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:29,070
but I cannot go.
486
00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:30,840
These people are insane.
487
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,356
They're gonna kill you no matter what.
488
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,680
They are afraid,
489
00:19:33,970 --> 00:19:36,170
and fear brings out the
worst in all of us.
490
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,140
Therefore, I must forgive them...
491
00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:41,350
for they know not what they do.
492
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,379
Well, at least one of you Puritans
493
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:44,760
gets the point of that book.
494
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,150
If I disappear now,
495
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:49,860
others will pay for my cowardice,
496
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:53,020
and I will not allow
innocents to suffer.
497
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:57,160
What about your daughter's
suffering, her powers?
498
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:59,960
Think about how your actions
are going to affect her.
499
00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:03,330
She is the only one of whom I think.
500
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,600
I made her swear to me
501
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:08,410
that she would never use
her power henceforth.
502
00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:10,980
As long as she heeds my command,
503
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,610
my Prudence will live.
504
00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:16,150
But what kind of life is it gonna be...
505
00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:20,540
where you died and she
couldn't protect you?
506
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:26,060
That guilt is gonna follow
her her whole life.
507
00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:30,330
She'll end up mad at herself
and mad at the world.
508
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:33,400
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
509
00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:34,500
♪ ♪
510
00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:37,440
Please, we have to go.
511
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:43,180
♪ ♪
512
00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:46,640
My daughter is strong.
513
00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:49,110
In time, with God's love,
514
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:51,580
she will let go of these burdens.
515
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,090
Jane, don't do this, please.
516
00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:56,320
It came from the jail.
It must be the witch.
517
00:20:56,390 --> 00:20:58,220
Thou must go with haste.
518
00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:03,160
♪ ♪
519
00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:06,500
You shall not flee your
punishment, witch.
520
00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:08,100
Your trial awaits.
521
00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:10,840
[INTENSE MUSIC]
522
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:13,640
It's useless, piece of...
523
00:21:13,710 --> 00:21:16,870
[WOMAN LAUGHING]
524
00:21:19,610 --> 00:21:23,440
I know you're there, you old bat.
525
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:26,220
Why don't you show yourself, eh?
526
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,190
We'll have ourselves a little chat.
527
00:21:29,260 --> 00:21:33,120
A simple please and
thank-you would do, my pet.
528
00:21:33,190 --> 00:21:35,560
Although it has been quite amusing
529
00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:37,400
watching you prattle on.
530
00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:40,110
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, Granny.
531
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:41,340
You've had your fun,
532
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,330
and now it's time to let
go of dear Prudence
533
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,370
and be on your merry way.
534
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:49,240
All I want is to make the
world a happier place.
535
00:21:49,310 --> 00:21:51,640
You got her mother thrown
in the bloody clink.
536
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,810
And what about that
bloke who had his eyes
537
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,350
pecked out of his skull, eh?
538
00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:56,910
That man was a liar.
539
00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:58,780
They are all liars,
540
00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:02,350
and simple-minded pests like
that must be taught a lesson.
541
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,690
Oh, "pests."
542
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,920
Intriguing choice of words.
543
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:09,730
Before Prudence, all the girls I helped
544
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,960
were just take, take, take.
545
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:14,060
"I want a new dress, Godmother."
546
00:22:14,130 --> 00:22:16,230
"I want to go to the ball, Godmother."
547
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,020
So I gave, and I gave,
548
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:20,110
no matter how absurd the request.
549
00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:23,660
I mean, who would ever choose
to wear glass slippers?
550
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,140
Imagine the blisters!
551
00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:27,650
And what did I get in return?
552
00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:30,580
A thousand years locked away
553
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:34,050
in a dank and miserable dimension.
554
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,120
So it was humans who put you away, eh?
555
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,290
Well, it serves you right,
you bitter old nag.
556
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,790
You don't want Prudence happy.
557
00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:45,500
You want her raging.
558
00:22:45,570 --> 00:22:47,930
That's how you settle the score,
559
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,330
by using a child's anger
to rain down hellfire
560
00:22:50,350 --> 00:22:51,800
on those poor bastards out there.
561
00:22:52,210 --> 00:22:54,910
Hellfire, you say?
562
00:22:54,970 --> 00:22:57,780
Not a bad idea.
563
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,540
Ta-ta, my pet.
564
00:22:59,610 --> 00:23:03,380
My Prudence will be needing me soon.
565
00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:05,520
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
566
00:23:05,540 --> 00:23:07,980
[GROANS]
567
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:12,990
And what situations
568
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,850
require our continued
funding, Director Sharpe?
569
00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:16,860
Sir, do you remember
570
00:23:16,870 --> 00:23:19,100
when dinosaurs took over
downtown Los Angeles?
571
00:23:19,170 --> 00:23:22,570
Or when a telepathic gorilla
tried to kill Barack Obama?
572
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,110
You know that I don't.
573
00:23:24,130 --> 00:23:25,620
And that's because we did our job.
574
00:23:25,690 --> 00:23:27,210
The timeline was in complete shambles,
575
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,339
but I'm proud to say that
we finally put things back
576
00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:31,400
into its proper place.
577
00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:33,370
So your job is done.
578
00:23:33,430 --> 00:23:35,700
What are all these
people still doing here?
579
00:23:35,740 --> 00:23:37,420
See, the timeline is very fragile.
580
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,640
There's always a threat
of one kind or another.
581
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:42,220
Now there's magic.
582
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,210
- Magic?
- Yes.
583
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,180
You see, last year,
there was a time demon
584
00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:49,620
named "Mollus."
585
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,400
Mallus, but it... it...
We're not gonna...
586
00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:52,920
And in order to kill him,
587
00:23:52,940 --> 00:23:54,330
the legends broke his prison,
588
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,619
which, surprise, surprise,
589
00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:56,799
released an unknown number
590
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,279
of other dangerous magical beings,
591
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,370
all of whom got spat out
across the timeline
592
00:24:00,380 --> 00:24:02,660
and now must be hunted
down and sent to hell.
593
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,440
- Did I miss anything?
- No, actually.
594
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,380
You know, I've had to oversee
595
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,970
some really far-out
projects in my career,
596
00:24:12,260 --> 00:24:14,870
but I can't in good
conscience have the D.O.D.
597
00:24:14,940 --> 00:24:17,740
pay for a department
that fights fairy tales.
598
00:24:17,810 --> 00:24:19,340
Sir, uh, with all due respect,
599
00:24:19,350 --> 00:24:20,599
you cannot shut us down, please.
600
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,400
The damage that these
supernatural fugitives
601
00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:24,350
can cause is unfathomable.
602
00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:26,500
Director Sharpe, you seem
like a very capable leader.
603
00:24:26,620 --> 00:24:29,250
Now, you say there's magic out there.
604
00:24:29,420 --> 00:24:31,820
And I say that I need proof.
605
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,330
- Well...
- Here's proof.
606
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,100
A unicorn ate my nipple.
607
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,260
[GASPS]
608
00:24:38,330 --> 00:24:40,000
Right.
609
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,180
- Um...
- I'm shutting this place down.
610
00:24:44,510 --> 00:24:46,970
Gary, put it away!
611
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,740
Have you guys seen Z?
612
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,680
With the witch?
613
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:53,500
Prudence isn't a witch.
Not that witches are bad.
614
00:24:53,510 --> 00:24:56,220
Prudence is alone. I
just checked. Gideon.
615
00:24:56,260 --> 00:24:58,090
Miss Tomaz gave me explicit instructions
616
00:24:58,100 --> 00:24:59,980
not to tell you that she
was leaving the ship.
617
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,180
- That can't be good.
- [SIGHS]
618
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,360
Stay with the kid. Don't piss her off.
619
00:25:04,130 --> 00:25:06,990
Where the hell are you, Z?
620
00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:12,300
And, lo, she called upon her
master to set her free.
621
00:25:12,370 --> 00:25:14,770
And were it not for these brave men,
622
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,140
she might have succeeded.
623
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,500
And now...
624
00:25:24,050 --> 00:25:27,780
before your very eyes...
625
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,820
The mark of the Devil upon her flesh.
626
00:25:31,890 --> 00:25:34,690
- [ALL GASPING]
- It's a birthmark, jerk.
627
00:25:34,940 --> 00:25:38,690
Watch now as I attempt to draw blood
628
00:25:38,820 --> 00:25:41,530
from Satan's brand.
629
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,780
It will not bleed.
630
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,530
[SCREAMING]
631
00:25:50,670 --> 00:25:51,740
Oh!
632
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,340
[ALL SCREAM]
633
00:25:54,410 --> 00:25:56,710
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
634
00:25:56,780 --> 00:25:57,960
Back.
635
00:25:58,020 --> 00:26:01,250
The word of God shall be my shield.
636
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,080
♪ ♪
637
00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:05,220
[ALL GASP]
638
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,920
- The Lord has mercy!
- It's a sign.
639
00:26:07,990 --> 00:26:09,350
ALL: Oh!
640
00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:12,920
The witch... stop her
before she destroys us all.
641
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:16,600
Stop it. She didn't do anything.
642
00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:20,570
♪ ♪
643
00:26:20,630 --> 00:26:23,370
Why can't you idiots
see what he's doing?
644
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,740
He's convincing you to
kill your neighbors
645
00:26:25,810 --> 00:26:27,580
for imaginary crimes.
646
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,710
If you're looking for the real
source of evil in this town,
647
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:32,740
it's him.
648
00:26:32,780 --> 00:26:33,980
Witch.
649
00:26:34,140 --> 00:26:36,880
Witch, another witch.
650
00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:39,520
Remove that cursed bauble from her.
651
00:26:39,590 --> 00:26:45,460
♪ ♪
652
00:26:47,630 --> 00:26:48,960
[GASPS]
653
00:26:49,030 --> 00:26:56,200
♪ ♪
654
00:27:05,150 --> 00:27:06,380
[COUGHS]
655
00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:09,950
What the hell am I doing?
656
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:11,920
Take her now.
657
00:27:13,740 --> 00:27:14,960
I'm sorry.
658
00:27:16,590 --> 00:27:18,080
No.
659
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,960
The Devil's hold over these witches
660
00:27:21,060 --> 00:27:23,199
is stronger than we have ever faced.
661
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,230
Hanging them will not suffice.
662
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:29,000
They must burn.
663
00:27:29,070 --> 00:27:30,370
[ALL CHEERING]
664
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,070
Burn, burn, burn...
665
00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:35,980
♪ ♪
666
00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:40,680
You feel that, don't you, deary?
667
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,480
Something is amiss.
668
00:27:42,550 --> 00:27:43,820
I worry for my mother.
669
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:45,520
I thought she'd be rescued by now.
670
00:27:45,590 --> 00:27:47,760
It does seem odd.
671
00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:51,090
You were promised by
those strange visitors
672
00:27:51,130 --> 00:27:53,420
that she would be saved, were you not?
673
00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:56,080
Curious, then, that they
have not delivered.
674
00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,800
Shall we see what the delay is?
675
00:27:58,870 --> 00:28:00,159
Can you do that?
676
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,860
I can do anything, sweetkins.
677
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,270
All you must do is ask.
678
00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:07,040
According to the historical record,
679
00:28:07,070 --> 00:28:09,300
Jane Hawthorne was executed as a witch.
680
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,240
That was canon before
the fairy godmother
681
00:28:11,310 --> 00:28:12,780
affected the timeline.
682
00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:14,280
We can't change that.
683
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:17,150
Looks like your new friends lied to you.
684
00:28:17,220 --> 00:28:18,650
They have no intention
685
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,020
of saving your poor, helpless mummy.
686
00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:24,780
Now, what would you have
me do about that, my pet?
687
00:28:25,980 --> 00:28:28,830
[SIZZLING]
688
00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:32,220
Ho! Prudence, hold on.
689
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,360
Out of my way, you swine.
690
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,980
[PIGS SQUEALING]
691
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,910
Ta-ta.
692
00:28:41,980 --> 00:28:43,780
♪ ♪
693
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,250
Bloody hell. [RECITING INCANTATIONS]
694
00:28:46,340 --> 00:28:47,380
Shut up.
695
00:28:48,820 --> 00:28:50,420
Stay back.
696
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:54,290
♪ ♪
697
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,650
Come, deary.
698
00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:57,890
Let's show these nasty villagers
699
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:01,260
what real magic looks like.
700
00:29:01,330 --> 00:29:04,500
[PIGS SQUEALING]
701
00:29:09,780 --> 00:29:11,510
Hey, how'd it go out there?
702
00:29:11,580 --> 00:29:14,199
Well, you better start
packing your things,
703
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,650
because he just gave the entire
Bureau an eviction notice.
704
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,396
Did you tell him about
the magical creatures?
705
00:29:18,420 --> 00:29:20,500
Oh, yeah. He's not buying it.
He needs proof.
706
00:29:20,970 --> 00:29:22,730
Oh, that is such a Hank thing.
707
00:29:22,740 --> 00:29:23,740
Well, maybe he'll believe you.
708
00:29:23,750 --> 00:29:25,099
Why don't you just tell him the truth?
709
00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:27,216
Nate, it can't go worse than
what just happened back there.
710
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,270
Look, I spent my whole life
trying to convince Hank
711
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,539
that I made something of myself,
712
00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:32,900
and most of the time, I
was faking it, okay?
713
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,080
So he's supposed to suddenly
believe I'm a superhero
714
00:29:36,150 --> 00:29:37,960
who fought a unicorn... come on.
715
00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:39,619
Look, I know it's hard doing good
716
00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:40,936
when it seems like no one notices,
717
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,960
but I have seen the good
that you can do, okay?
718
00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:44,796
And that's why I believe
that you can help us here,
719
00:29:44,820 --> 00:29:46,379
not because you're Hank's son,
720
00:29:46,380 --> 00:29:48,300
but because you... look at me...
721
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,180
you are a hero, okay?
722
00:29:52,230 --> 00:29:54,600
Now, Gary's seeing him out.
We still have time.
723
00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:57,640
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
724
00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:59,740
♪ ♪
725
00:29:59,810 --> 00:30:02,540
- You schmoozed me.
- Did it work?
726
00:30:02,610 --> 00:30:04,680
You sure I can't interest you
727
00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:08,040
in a coffee, tea, fizzy water?
728
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,220
Just the validation.
729
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,740
I think you're doing a great job.
730
00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:15,780
Validation.
731
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,590
Okay.
732
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,500
Hello. Is anybody here?
733
00:30:25,570 --> 00:30:27,330
Gideon, I don't have time for this.
734
00:30:27,350 --> 00:30:29,730
I need proof that magic
exists, and I need it n...
735
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,440
[PIG SQUEALS]
736
00:30:31,510 --> 00:30:34,520
Hello, piggy. What are you doing here?
737
00:30:34,580 --> 00:30:37,220
I'm afraid that's no
ordinary pig, Mr. Heywood.
738
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,840
- Shut the front door.
- [PIG SQUEALS]
739
00:30:38,910 --> 00:30:41,260
- Ray, that's you?
- [GRUNTING]
740
00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:43,720
- Slow down.
- [GRUNTING]
741
00:30:43,780 --> 00:30:46,320
- You got turned into a pig.
- [SQUEALS]
742
00:30:46,390 --> 00:30:47,659
But you think you'll be better soon
743
00:30:47,660 --> 00:30:50,660
because the team's working
on it as we speak.
744
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,400
Mick got turned, too? Well, where is he?
745
00:30:55,730 --> 00:30:58,030
Listen, I know you're in
a situation right now,
746
00:30:58,100 --> 00:31:01,500
but I could really use
your help at the Bureau.
747
00:31:01,570 --> 00:31:03,120
Yes, of course I'll carry you.
748
00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:04,370
Come on.
749
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,500
[ALL SHOUTING]
750
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,070
In the name of our Heavenly Father,
751
00:31:08,140 --> 00:31:10,420
let these witches burn.
752
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,740
[ALL CHEER]
753
00:31:11,750 --> 00:31:14,480
Cleanse this town and
its people of this evil
754
00:31:14,550 --> 00:31:17,350
and send these wretched souls
755
00:31:17,420 --> 00:31:19,760
to their master in hell.
756
00:31:19,780 --> 00:31:21,790
You don't have to listen to him.
757
00:31:21,860 --> 00:31:23,619
You know this is wrong.
758
00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:27,260
This woman is your
neighbor, your friend.
759
00:31:27,330 --> 00:31:29,120
She doesn't deserve this.
760
00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:30,430
No one does.
761
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:34,720
This witch is more dangerous
than any we have faced.
762
00:31:34,780 --> 00:31:38,860
She wore this cursed stone.
763
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,640
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
764
00:31:43,710 --> 00:31:49,440
♪ ♪
765
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,580
Let the women go.
766
00:31:52,650 --> 00:31:54,290
Light the pyre.
767
00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:56,320
Let God's work be done.
768
00:31:56,390 --> 00:31:58,820
Do it, and he's dead.
769
00:31:58,890 --> 00:32:02,230
My soul will live with
God for all of time.
770
00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:03,900
Screw it.
771
00:32:03,980 --> 00:32:11,340
♪ ♪
772
00:32:32,340 --> 00:32:33,590
No!
773
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:36,860
[ALL CHEERING]
774
00:32:37,060 --> 00:32:38,240
Stop!
775
00:32:44,810 --> 00:32:47,740
Free them from the pyre.
776
00:32:53,650 --> 00:32:54,910
Mother.
777
00:32:54,980 --> 00:32:56,960
What's wrong with her? What did they do?
778
00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:58,520
She's gonna be okay.
779
00:32:58,590 --> 00:33:01,000
Now, my pet, what shall we do
780
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:04,590
about that horrid man
who hurt your mummy?
781
00:33:04,660 --> 00:33:06,890
I want him to burn.
782
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,890
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
783
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:16,040
♪ ♪
784
00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:23,170
Hank.
785
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,740
Are you sure this is going to work?
786
00:33:24,820 --> 00:33:26,420
- No.
- Nathaniel?
787
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,110
What are you doing here?
788
00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:29,320
I work here.
789
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,950
That's right, Dad. I'm a time traveler.
790
00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:34,450
How... how do you even know
about the Time Bureau?
791
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,090
What are you doing with a pig?
792
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,390
You want proof magic exists?
793
00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:39,760
Well, here it is.
794
00:33:39,830 --> 00:33:43,760
♪ ♪
795
00:33:43,830 --> 00:33:46,460
Just give me a minute.
796
00:33:46,530 --> 00:33:48,530
Now, Ray. Ray, do it.
797
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:49,759
[PIG GRUNTS]
798
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,460
What? No, just come to life.
799
00:33:52,610 --> 00:33:55,140
♪ ♪
800
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,700
Prudence, listen to me.
801
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,240
This isn't who you are.
802
00:33:58,250 --> 00:33:59,480
You're a good person.
803
00:33:59,550 --> 00:34:02,250
He tried to kill my mother.
804
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,370
This town, these people...
805
00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:06,480
they've killed so many others already.
806
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:07,790
They deserve to burn.
807
00:34:07,850 --> 00:34:09,410
And they will pay for their ignorance,
808
00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:10,690
but not like that.
809
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:14,130
How else will they learn, deary?
810
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,160
If these people aren't
taught a lesson today,
811
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:21,900
they will go and hurt others
for days and years to come.
812
00:34:21,970 --> 00:34:23,900
You come from the future.
813
00:34:23,970 --> 00:34:27,180
Can you honestly tell this child
814
00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:30,760
that the hearts of men
change in all that time?
815
00:34:32,610 --> 00:34:33,940
Do they?
816
00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:39,480
No, they don't.
817
00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:43,690
People always fear what
they don't understand,
818
00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:46,460
and that fear turns them into monsters.
819
00:34:47,060 --> 00:34:50,700
But we can't let it turn
us into monsters, too.
820
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,720
We have to be better than them.
821
00:34:52,780 --> 00:34:55,930
Be better? What nonsense.
822
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,040
Be stronger, my pet.
823
00:34:58,110 --> 00:35:00,470
Show them the power that you possess.
824
00:35:00,540 --> 00:35:03,900
Make them grovel at your
feet where they belong.
825
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:05,800
Think of your mother.
826
00:35:05,950 --> 00:35:08,350
Yes, think of your mother.
827
00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:10,680
What would she want you to do...
828
00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:13,020
get blood on your hands
829
00:35:13,090 --> 00:35:14,790
or forgive them...
830
00:35:14,860 --> 00:35:17,300
for they know not what they do?
831
00:35:19,390 --> 00:35:20,590
Godmother...
832
00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:24,700
Fire and brimstone coming right...
833
00:35:24,770 --> 00:35:27,280
I release you.
834
00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:33,120
♪ ♪
835
00:35:33,180 --> 00:35:35,610
Ah, that's more like it.
836
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:36,740
[PIG GRUNTS]
837
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,740
Son, I don't know who put
you up to this, but...
838
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,440
Oh, yeah, I'm also a superhero.
839
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,220
And this is my friend Ray.
840
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,090
Oh, hi, Mr. Heywood.
841
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,560
Nice to finally meet you.
[CLEARS THROAT]
842
00:35:51,630 --> 00:35:52,760
How much money do you need
843
00:35:52,770 --> 00:35:55,230
to ensure that this never happens again?
844
00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:57,920
[CLEARS THROAT] $4.2
billion a year, sir.
845
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,750
♪ ♪
846
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,860
Done.
847
00:36:02,980 --> 00:36:04,140
Help!
848
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,379
♪ ♪
849
00:36:06,380 --> 00:36:08,320
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
850
00:36:13,180 --> 00:36:17,380
You vile, meddling bitch!
851
00:36:17,450 --> 00:36:20,650
[RECITING INCANTATIONS]
852
00:36:23,490 --> 00:36:26,290
And that is for taking my mouth,
853
00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:28,760
you silly old bat.
854
00:36:28,830 --> 00:36:31,000
♪ ♪
855
00:36:34,190 --> 00:36:36,620
I was so terrified of
losing you, Mother.
856
00:36:36,690 --> 00:36:38,980
And I you, my sweet girl.
857
00:36:41,340 --> 00:36:42,730
So what now?
858
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,400
Am I free?
859
00:36:50,170 --> 00:36:51,540
Yeah, you're free,
860
00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:53,810
but you're gonna need
a change of scenery.
861
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,560
Thank you.
862
00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:58,560
[SOFT MUSIC]
863
00:36:58,630 --> 00:37:04,930
♪ ♪
864
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,370
Where on Earth are you taking me?
865
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,480
Oh, not on Earth, love.
866
00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:11,870
Where I'm sending you is a touch hotter,
867
00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:13,500
or so I hear.
868
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,780
You intend to send me to hell.
869
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,220
I could be persuaded otherwise.
870
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:22,440
I'm listening.
871
00:37:22,580 --> 00:37:24,720
You need a host to conduct your magic,
872
00:37:24,790 --> 00:37:28,400
and let's just say I'm
in need of a miracle.
873
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,630
You want to be my new host?
874
00:37:30,690 --> 00:37:33,260
Tit for tat, deary.
875
00:37:33,330 --> 00:37:37,970
[CHUCKLES] John Constantine...
876
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,970
Yes, my pet, I know exactly who you are.
877
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,680
I know you're on the run,
878
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,940
and I know who's coming for you,
879
00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:50,620
and, believe me, I'd rather
face hell than piss him off.
880
00:37:52,380 --> 00:37:56,080
Well, I am happy to oblige.
881
00:37:56,150 --> 00:37:58,790
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
882
00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:01,820
[RECITING INCANTATIONS]
883
00:38:01,890 --> 00:38:03,860
This is your last chance, Granny.
884
00:38:03,930 --> 00:38:06,500
There's no helping you, deary.
885
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,940
You're more damned than I.
886
00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:13,200
Bippity, boppity...
887
00:38:13,270 --> 00:38:14,700
Oh!
888
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,080
Miss Tomaz has entered the bridge.
889
00:38:21,150 --> 00:38:22,680
I see that, Gideon.
890
00:38:22,780 --> 00:38:24,480
Exit narc mode.
891
00:38:25,620 --> 00:38:27,750
Narc mode.
892
00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:29,380
You're not the only one on the ship
893
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,240
who knows how to get
Gideon to do things.
894
00:38:32,780 --> 00:38:33,820
I wanted to talk to you.
895
00:38:33,890 --> 00:38:35,380
You don't have to say anything.
896
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,430
I already hate myself.
897
00:38:37,490 --> 00:38:39,260
No, it's not like that.
898
00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:42,560
I-I understand why you did what you did.
899
00:38:42,630 --> 00:38:46,000
I've felt that rage before... a lot.
900
00:38:46,070 --> 00:38:47,480
Well, I haven't.
901
00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:50,659
Turns out sarcasm is a really great way
902
00:38:50,660 --> 00:38:53,280
to hide some seriously
deep-seated anger.
903
00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:55,910
I get it, and that's
all I wanted to say,
904
00:38:55,980 --> 00:38:59,060
is that if you want to
talk to me, I'm here.
905
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,740
Look... [SIGHS]
906
00:39:02,990 --> 00:39:05,550
In 2018...
907
00:39:05,620 --> 00:39:07,260
I found my mom.
908
00:39:07,460 --> 00:39:10,330
I didn't talk to her, but...
909
00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:14,460
she was right there, and...
910
00:39:14,530 --> 00:39:17,540
I couldn't think of a way to save her.
911
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,670
Yeah, it's hard.
912
00:39:19,740 --> 00:39:21,070
I've lost a lot of people, too,
913
00:39:21,140 --> 00:39:23,260
and I still think about saving them.
914
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,940
And I don't think that
anger ever goes away.
915
00:39:26,010 --> 00:39:27,140
It's okay.
916
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,480
You just can't hold it in all the time.
917
00:39:29,580 --> 00:39:32,200
I'm not really sure what I'm
supposed to do with it.
918
00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:36,200
Well, let's figure it out... together.
919
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,700
And then we formed Voltron-Beebo
920
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:43,470
and opened a serious can
of whup-ass on Mallus,
921
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,560
thus saving the universe
for the second time.
922
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,230
So this is what you've
been doing with your life
923
00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:50,800
for the past two years.
924
00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:53,180
Wow, Nathaniel, you did it.
925
00:39:53,220 --> 00:39:55,300
You finally found a useful application
926
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:56,800
for that history degree.
927
00:39:56,980 --> 00:39:58,660
Still not letting it go.
928
00:39:58,740 --> 00:39:59,820
Take the win, son.
929
00:40:00,510 --> 00:40:02,440
You've done good here.
930
00:40:02,740 --> 00:40:05,210
I look forward to working with you.
931
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,550
- Dinner Friday?
- Yeah.
932
00:40:09,650 --> 00:40:11,150
Here you go.
933
00:40:11,170 --> 00:40:13,620
Parking is right this way.
934
00:40:14,260 --> 00:40:16,120
Do you hear that?
935
00:40:16,190 --> 00:40:21,230
That's $4.2 billion, hell to the yes.
936
00:40:21,300 --> 00:40:24,500
Meet me uptown, Ava Sharpe.
937
00:40:24,570 --> 00:40:25,600
Mm.
938
00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:26,760
Okay, that was terrifying...
939
00:40:26,770 --> 00:40:28,320
- Yeah.
- But clearly effective.
940
00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:29,510
Thank you.
941
00:40:29,540 --> 00:40:31,700
Anytime. Always happy to help.
942
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,440
How about tomorrow?
943
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,950
Now that I have $4.2 billion
burning a hole in my pocket,
944
00:40:37,980 --> 00:40:39,480
you said you could use some income.
945
00:40:39,550 --> 00:40:41,540
I could use a guy like you around here.
946
00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:44,320
You know, think about it.
947
00:40:48,890 --> 00:40:50,500
Clothes, check.
948
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,790
Non-cloven digits, check.
949
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:53,930
Portal home...
950
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,640
[DEVICE BEEPS]
951
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,000
Check.
952
00:40:57,070 --> 00:40:58,600
After you, my friend.
953
00:40:58,670 --> 00:41:01,380
Um, you go ahead.
954
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,180
I'm gonna stick around
a little while longer,
955
00:41:04,220 --> 00:41:06,120
give dinner with Dad another go.
956
00:41:06,140 --> 00:41:07,440
Oh.
957
00:41:07,510 --> 00:41:09,640
Oh, okay. Yeah, great.
958
00:41:09,710 --> 00:41:12,410
So, uh, we'll... we'll see
you for the next one.
959
00:41:12,580 --> 00:41:14,450
- Absolutely.
- Okay.
960
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,490
[TENDER MUSIC]
961
00:41:17,550 --> 00:41:24,690
♪ ♪
962
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:34,000
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