1
00:00:06,628 --> 00:00:08,728
Nothing.
2
00:00:08,730 --> 00:00:11,507
There's gotta be some
spell, some potion,
3
00:00:11,509 --> 00:00:12,827
something to give us the power
4
00:00:12,829 --> 00:00:15,134
so we can touch the Loom
without turning extra crispy.
5
00:00:15,136 --> 00:00:17,103
There's also the question of
who's gonna use it with me.
6
00:00:17,105 --> 00:00:20,406
The Loom requires three weavers
who are as powerful as gods.
7
00:00:20,408 --> 00:00:22,266
Well, I'm not leaving my mom's life
8
00:00:22,268 --> 00:00:24,468
in the hands of you idiots.
9
00:00:24,470 --> 00:00:26,212
Wow, okay, well, that's one person.
10
00:00:26,214 --> 00:00:27,271
What do you think, Sara?
11
00:00:27,273 --> 00:00:30,207
I mean, I'm already a blind,
time-traveling paragon
12
00:00:30,209 --> 00:00:33,210
who can see the future,
so might as well just add
13
00:00:33,212 --> 00:00:34,845
wannabe god to the list.
14
00:00:34,847 --> 00:00:37,615
Speaking of which, can
you use your Sara-vision
15
00:00:37,617 --> 00:00:40,017
to tell me if what I
need is in this book?
16
00:00:41,287 --> 00:00:42,343
Nothing there.
17
00:00:42,345 --> 00:00:44,155
You know, you could just read the book.
18
00:00:44,157 --> 00:00:46,123
You know, I would do
anything to save Behrad,
19
00:00:46,125 --> 00:00:47,458
but this is faster.
20
00:00:48,485 --> 00:00:51,340
These are all the spell books
in the manor you asked for.
21
00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:53,685
Yes, you're a good man, Gary.
22
00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:58,690
And these are for you.
23
00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:02,260
Mm... can you just give them to me?
24
00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:03,635
Thank you.
25
00:01:03,637 --> 00:01:05,026
Shouldn't you be resting?
26
00:01:05,028 --> 00:01:06,516
Shouldn't you get out of my face?
27
00:01:06,518 --> 00:01:07,984
- Yep.
- You know, he's right, love.
28
00:01:07,986 --> 00:01:09,842
Getting some rest
wouldn't be a bad thing.
29
00:01:09,844 --> 00:01:11,030
Not gonna happen.
30
00:01:11,032 --> 00:01:13,823
Look, the sooner we find
this magical cure-all,
31
00:01:13,825 --> 00:01:16,295
then the sooner we can use
the Loom and get my sight back.
32
00:01:16,297 --> 00:01:17,986
Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
33
00:01:17,988 --> 00:01:21,097
This book says that Merlin
used the Philosopher's Stone.
34
00:01:21,099 --> 00:01:22,732
Pshh, that thing's as real as Santa.
35
00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:24,524
Shh, Gary's in the room.
36
00:01:24,526 --> 00:01:26,972
- What?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
37
00:01:26,974 --> 00:01:28,905
The Chalice of Dionysus.
38
00:01:28,907 --> 00:01:31,541
It says here that the chalice
was gifted to an Olympian,
39
00:01:31,543 --> 00:01:33,443
Dionysus, by his father, Zeus.
40
00:01:33,445 --> 00:01:35,868
Whoever drinks from it becomes a god.
41
00:01:35,870 --> 00:01:38,014
But only for a day.
42
00:01:38,016 --> 00:01:39,716
Well, don't get your
hopes up, all right?
43
00:01:39,718 --> 00:01:41,216
The Olympians fed off devotions.
44
00:01:41,218 --> 00:01:43,319
Once they lost their
followers, they just died off.
45
00:01:43,321 --> 00:01:46,656
And their enchanted
objects... lost to time.
46
00:01:46,658 --> 00:01:48,925
I've seen that.
47
00:01:48,927 --> 00:01:50,993
I've seen that. I've
seen that in college.
48
00:01:50,995 --> 00:01:53,429
Okay, your degree is finally paying off.
49
00:01:53,431 --> 00:01:54,897
What class did you see it in?
50
00:01:54,899 --> 00:01:57,366
Oh, that was not in a class.
51
00:01:57,368 --> 00:01:59,469
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
52
00:01:59,471 --> 00:02:00,726
Chug, chug, chug, chug!
53
00:02:00,728 --> 00:02:03,552
It's called the Chug Cup, all right?
54
00:02:03,554 --> 00:02:06,209
Campus legend said that
whoever drank from it
55
00:02:06,211 --> 00:02:08,344
became invincible for a day.
56
00:02:13,718 --> 00:02:15,659
And I went to a rival
school, so the only way
57
00:02:15,661 --> 00:02:18,387
I could get a taste of
it is if we, you know...
58
00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:21,491
Hey! Who's that?
59
00:02:24,763 --> 00:02:27,296
Hudson sucks! Brixton rules!
60
00:02:27,298 --> 00:02:28,364
Whoa!
61
00:02:28,366 --> 00:02:30,266
Yeah!
62
00:02:30,268 --> 00:02:32,101
Stole it.
63
00:02:32,103 --> 00:02:34,904
Do we really think
that Dionysus's Chalice
64
00:02:34,906 --> 00:02:36,572
is with a bunch of frat boys?
65
00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:38,695
- Yes.
- A scan of social media confirms
66
00:02:38,697 --> 00:02:40,713
that a chalice matching that of Dionysus
67
00:02:40,715 --> 00:02:43,445
is currently in possession of
the Sigma Psi Phi fraternity
68
00:02:43,447 --> 00:02:44,694
at Hudson University.
69
00:02:44,696 --> 00:02:46,618
So we get that, I become immortal,
70
00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:50,123
use the Loom, and I can
forget I ever knew you people.
71
00:02:51,389 --> 00:02:52,922
Well then, Legends,
72
00:02:52,924 --> 00:02:55,247
you better get your togas dry-cleaned
73
00:02:55,249 --> 00:02:58,561
because we are going Greek.
74
00:03:05,763 --> 00:03:09,263
- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
75
00:03:11,242 --> 00:03:13,075
- So, babe, all right, every year,
- _
76
00:03:13,077 --> 00:03:15,344
the Chug Cup is presented
at the student fair,
77
00:03:15,346 --> 00:03:17,304
and then, apparently,
fraternities and sororities
78
00:03:17,306 --> 00:03:18,381
compete for the right to drink in it
79
00:03:18,383 --> 00:03:20,216
in something called the Chug Challenge.
80
00:03:20,218 --> 00:03:22,485
Definitely our best place
to try to steal the chalice.
81
00:03:22,487 --> 00:03:23,609
Truth.
82
00:03:23,611 --> 00:03:25,137
Okay, I can get around the ship,
83
00:03:25,139 --> 00:03:26,962
but I'm not so sure
about navigating my way
84
00:03:26,964 --> 00:03:28,664
through a bunch of drunk college kids...
85
00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:30,863
- Mm-hmm.
- So you got this.
86
00:03:30,865 --> 00:03:32,097
- Yeah.
- Team loves you.
87
00:03:32,099 --> 00:03:34,346
- Don't worry.
- Okay, I know... I'm not really worried
88
00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:35,530
about them accepting me.
89
00:03:35,532 --> 00:03:36,855
The college kids on the other hand...
90
00:03:36,857 --> 00:03:38,555
Hi, Aunt Ava, Sara.
91
00:03:39,948 --> 00:03:42,741
Lita, honey, I am so, so
glad that you're still here.
92
00:03:42,743 --> 00:03:44,243
I need you to help me with something.
93
00:03:44,245 --> 00:03:46,825
Um, what are the, like,
kids into these days?
94
00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,027
Like, I need 'em to think I'm cool.
95
00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,919
- Mission's at Hudson U.
- Yeah.
96
00:03:50,921 --> 00:03:53,178
Oh, my guidance counselor
told me to apply there.
97
00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:55,083
- Oh.
- Sweetie, that's amazing.
98
00:03:55,085 --> 00:03:56,985
Oh, I can't afford it.
99
00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:58,987
You should do it.
100
00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,922
If you wanna do it,
I can make it happen.
101
00:04:00,924 --> 00:04:02,357
Yeah, I mean, it could be cool
102
00:04:02,359 --> 00:04:04,059
to take a tour. We're here, right?
103
00:04:04,061 --> 00:04:07,125
Yeah, yeah, the mission's
all good, Rory.
104
00:04:07,127 --> 00:04:09,731
- You should definitely do that.
- Okay, thanks.
105
00:04:09,733 --> 00:04:12,324
Um, if you want kids to think
you're cool, I wouldn't wear that.
106
00:04:12,326 --> 00:04:13,935
They're gonna think
you look like a narc.
107
00:04:13,937 --> 00:04:15,570
I'm... what... I...
108
00:04:15,572 --> 00:04:18,573
_
109
00:04:27,718 --> 00:04:30,585
Welcome to Hudson University.
110
00:04:31,789 --> 00:04:33,722
You smell that?
111
00:04:33,724 --> 00:04:35,824
Mmm, that smells like
the good, old days.
112
00:04:35,826 --> 00:04:38,326
I've had it. I can't breathe in here.
113
00:04:38,328 --> 00:04:40,862
Ooh, maybe it was for the better.
What is that smell?
114
00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,731
Okay, so the Sigmas hosted the games.
115
00:04:42,733 --> 00:04:44,032
We find them, we find the cup.
116
00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,004
Great, let's fan out. Zari, thank you.
117
00:04:46,006 --> 00:04:47,502
- Nate, take up the north end.
- Mm-hmm.
118
00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:48,537
Thank you.
119
00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:49,995
Astra, Charlie, you guys are...
120
00:04:49,997 --> 00:04:52,574
Let's just find this chalice
so we can get this over with.
121
00:04:52,576 --> 00:04:53,875
I wasn't finished, but...
122
00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,610
- I'll go after her.
- Thank you.
123
00:04:56,847 --> 00:04:58,180
♪ You only wish you could be me ♪
124
00:04:58,182 --> 00:05:00,959
- Pledge Theta. Find your girl gang.
- _
125
00:05:00,961 --> 00:05:02,417
Maybe you can tell me where I can find
126
00:05:02,419 --> 00:05:03,485
the Chalice of Dionysus.
127
00:05:03,487 --> 00:05:04,897
Sorry, we're just really excited
128
00:05:04,899 --> 00:05:06,021
about the Chug Challenge.
129
00:05:06,023 --> 00:05:07,389
Why are we even doing this?
130
00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:09,353
- We should just take it by force.
- Listen to me.
131
00:05:09,355 --> 00:05:11,923
In order to use the Loom, the
weavers have to be in sync.
132
00:05:11,925 --> 00:05:13,174
Now, I'm not gonna let you use it
133
00:05:13,176 --> 00:05:14,896
unless you can prove that
you can work as a team.
134
00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,264
Let me?
135
00:05:16,266 --> 00:05:20,068
I left Hell 'cause I was
done working for a Fate.
136
00:05:24,174 --> 00:05:27,609
And that was Quincy Hall,
our economics building.
137
00:05:27,611 --> 00:05:29,645
Hudson has the top
program in the country.
138
00:05:29,647 --> 00:05:31,617
- Oh, did you hear that, Henry?
- Yeah.
139
00:05:31,619 --> 00:05:32,741
He's majoring in finance.
140
00:05:32,743 --> 00:05:34,966
I told him you have to go to Hudson.
141
00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:37,726
Well, you know that's
not the only reason, Gene.
142
00:05:37,728 --> 00:05:39,550
Guilty.
143
00:05:39,552 --> 00:05:41,642
I want him to follow in Dad's footsteps.
144
00:05:41,644 --> 00:05:44,902
I'm an alumnus. You
probably noticed the scarf.
145
00:05:44,904 --> 00:05:46,360
Yeah.
146
00:05:46,362 --> 00:05:47,692
I'd like to wring your neck with it.
147
00:05:47,694 --> 00:05:49,438
- What was that?
- I said...
148
00:05:50,564 --> 00:05:52,687
I said it's a great building,
149
00:05:52,689 --> 00:05:54,912
good brick structure, fire resistant.
150
00:05:54,914 --> 00:05:56,737
Oh, you really know your architecture.
151
00:05:56,739 --> 00:05:58,395
- Where did you study?
- Iron Heights.
152
00:05:58,397 --> 00:05:59,486
Haven't heard of it.
153
00:05:59,488 --> 00:06:01,477
It's a super prestigious art school.
154
00:06:01,479 --> 00:06:02,969
Oh.
155
00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:05,651
Just go with it.
156
00:06:08,722 --> 00:06:10,645
I can't believe I'm back here.
157
00:06:10,647 --> 00:06:12,037
They used to call me Shotgun Nate.
158
00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,661
I think I know why, but why?
159
00:06:13,663 --> 00:06:14,952
Is that true, Pops?
160
00:06:14,954 --> 00:06:16,844
Show us what you got.
161
00:06:16,846 --> 00:06:18,335
Pops?
162
00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:19,726
Pop...
163
00:06:19,728 --> 00:06:21,284
Pops.
164
00:06:21,286 --> 00:06:23,009
Pops.
165
00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:31,892
- And I also turn to steel.
- Whoa!
166
00:06:31,894 --> 00:06:34,485
Okay, come on, Grandpa.
We gotta keep looking.
167
00:06:36,512 --> 00:06:38,217
Sigma Psi Phi.
168
00:06:38,219 --> 00:06:40,219
Sigma Psi Phi! Sigma Psi Phi!
169
00:06:40,221 --> 00:06:41,720
Ava, I think we found the Sigmas.
170
00:06:41,722 --> 00:06:43,492
Ava, hello?
171
00:06:43,494 --> 00:06:44,983
Ugh.
172
00:06:44,985 --> 00:06:47,065
Ugh.
173
00:06:47,067 --> 00:06:49,190
I'm on my way.
174
00:06:50,350 --> 00:06:51,472
Sigma Psi Phi!
175
00:06:51,474 --> 00:06:53,768
Sigma Psi Phi! Sigma Psi Phi!
176
00:06:53,770 --> 00:06:55,536
Sigma Psi Phi!
177
00:06:55,538 --> 00:06:58,339
Sigma Psi Phi! Sigma Psi Phi!
178
00:06:58,341 --> 00:07:00,341
- Sigma Psi Phi!
- Huh!
179
00:07:00,343 --> 00:07:01,876
Oh, wow.
180
00:07:01,878 --> 00:07:04,779
That was just like my
entrance to the 2044 VMAs.
181
00:07:12,656 --> 00:07:15,456
What's up, Hudson Hedonists?
182
00:07:17,027 --> 00:07:21,195
Welcome to the Chug Challenges pregame!
183
00:07:21,197 --> 00:07:23,831
- That's the chalice...
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
184
00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:25,688
- That's Dion.
- Hm?
185
00:07:25,690 --> 00:07:27,780
He was the head of the
Sigmas when I was in school.
186
00:07:27,782 --> 00:07:29,570
The guy hasn't aged a day.
187
00:07:29,572 --> 00:07:31,372
We have so much in common, like...
188
00:07:31,374 --> 00:07:33,641
Dude, that's because
your Dion is Dionysus.
189
00:07:33,643 --> 00:07:35,843
This is the Greek god
of wine and revelry.
190
00:07:35,845 --> 00:07:37,645
God, the guy's a riot, honestly.
191
00:07:37,647 --> 00:07:42,250
Now, as Chug Keeper, I get the honor
192
00:07:42,252 --> 00:07:44,967
of announcing our 2020 challenges!
193
00:07:47,357 --> 00:07:52,527
I will reveal the first round
tonight at the Sigma rager!
194
00:07:52,529 --> 00:07:56,297
Now let the challenge begin!
195
00:07:59,336 --> 00:08:02,003
Look, just leave this to me, all right?
196
00:08:02,005 --> 00:08:03,272
Oy, Dion.
197
00:08:04,207 --> 00:08:07,709
Should I say, Dionysus? It's me, Clotho.
198
00:08:07,711 --> 00:08:09,377
- Clotho?
- Yes.
199
00:08:09,379 --> 00:08:11,546
Damn, it's really you!
200
00:08:11,548 --> 00:08:13,548
My God.
201
00:08:13,550 --> 00:08:18,086
The Loombreaker is in the house!
202
00:08:18,088 --> 00:08:20,945
Dude, back before people had free will,
203
00:08:20,947 --> 00:08:24,534
the gods were always
reigning in the party.
204
00:08:24,536 --> 00:08:26,227
But look at me now!
205
00:08:26,229 --> 00:08:28,088
You're in college.
206
00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:30,098
Yeah, I know. I'm a lifer.
207
00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:32,055
Found a place where
the party doesn't stop,
208
00:08:32,057 --> 00:08:33,701
and I haven't left since.
209
00:08:33,703 --> 00:08:35,654
Honestly, they worship me here,
210
00:08:35,656 --> 00:08:38,573
and they don't even know
that I'm the party god.
211
00:08:38,575 --> 00:08:39,831
- Hey, listen, man.
- Yeah.
212
00:08:39,833 --> 00:08:41,631
I kind of wanted to ask
a little favor of you.
213
00:08:41,633 --> 00:08:44,712
Yeah, anything for
the Loombreaker, and...
214
00:08:44,714 --> 00:08:47,081
- sick, is this your squad?
- Yeah.
215
00:08:47,083 --> 00:08:48,883
Yeah, they call me Shotgun Nate.
216
00:08:48,885 --> 00:08:50,551
- I went to Brixton, but...
- All right, enough of this.
217
00:08:50,553 --> 00:08:51,619
Whoa, whoa, what...
218
00:08:51,621 --> 00:08:53,654
Hey, whoa.
219
00:08:53,656 --> 00:08:57,107
So that's why you're really here.
220
00:08:57,109 --> 00:08:59,694
Wanted to give your gang a
little taste of immortality?
221
00:08:59,696 --> 00:09:00,962
Hmm? Is that what it is?
222
00:09:00,964 --> 00:09:02,086
But here's the thing.
223
00:09:02,088 --> 00:09:04,278
To pick this up, you gotta be Greek,
224
00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:05,933
and I gotta deem you worthy.
225
00:09:05,935 --> 00:09:07,592
Okay, how are we supposed to do that?
226
00:09:07,594 --> 00:09:09,403
Ah, good question...
you gotta either join
227
00:09:09,405 --> 00:09:11,873
a sorority, a fraternity,
or a frorority,
228
00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:13,541
and you gotta win the Chug Challenge.
229
00:09:13,543 --> 00:09:14,776
This is ridiculous.
230
00:09:14,778 --> 00:09:16,377
Ah, and that's what makes it fun.
231
00:09:18,238 --> 00:09:20,248
See you, Clotho.
232
00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:22,462
- He's still so... ow.
- Just stop.
233
00:09:22,464 --> 00:09:24,252
I need to focus. I need
to think of something.
234
00:09:24,254 --> 00:09:25,610
- I have an idea...
- No.
235
00:09:25,612 --> 00:09:28,302
Something that does not involve maiming.
236
00:09:35,432 --> 00:09:37,665
Since the chalice belongs to Dion,
237
00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:39,367
we gotta follow his rules.
238
00:09:39,369 --> 00:09:42,471
You guys, we're gonna win that cup.
239
00:09:45,806 --> 00:09:47,205
So what you're saying is
240
00:09:47,207 --> 00:09:49,207
in order to use the Loom of Fate,
241
00:09:49,209 --> 00:09:51,676
we have to join a sorority?
242
00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:54,279
Finally, a mission I can get behind.
243
00:09:54,281 --> 00:09:55,985
Luckily for us, the Thetas are hosting
244
00:09:55,987 --> 00:09:57,883
a pledge social today.
245
00:09:57,885 --> 00:09:59,651
This cannot be your plan.
246
00:09:59,653 --> 00:10:01,099
Look, as long as Dion's got the cup,
247
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,312
we gotta play by his rules.
248
00:10:02,314 --> 00:10:04,906
Counterpoint, you don't get
anywhere playing by the rules.
249
00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:07,159
Oh, really? Because I think
I was about to win him over
250
00:10:07,161 --> 00:10:08,989
before you tried to nab the cup.
251
00:10:08,991 --> 00:10:11,106
Hey, okay, so,
252
00:10:11,108 --> 00:10:13,927
who wants to rush Theta Lambda Ro?
253
00:10:13,929 --> 00:10:15,729
No, no, no, no, no. Just stop.
254
00:10:15,731 --> 00:10:17,526
Charlie, Astra, you'll pledge Theta.
255
00:10:17,528 --> 00:10:19,399
Just try to remember you're
on the same side, yeah?
256
00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:20,433
Yeah.
257
00:10:20,435 --> 00:10:22,235
Yeah, sure we are.
258
00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,874
She's exhausting.
259
00:10:27,876 --> 00:10:29,383
So I'm doing track and debate,
260
00:10:29,385 --> 00:10:31,344
plus my dad got me this internship.
261
00:10:31,346 --> 00:10:34,047
What are your extracurriculars?
262
00:10:34,049 --> 00:10:35,792
I was in band for a while, but I quit
263
00:10:35,794 --> 00:10:38,685
'cause no one else wanted
to play the Replacements.
264
00:10:38,687 --> 00:10:41,554
And I have a part-time
job. I heard that helps.
265
00:10:41,556 --> 00:10:43,739
Actually, to get into a place like this,
266
00:10:43,741 --> 00:10:47,460
you'll really wanna build
out your application.
267
00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:51,631
And here we are at Neuman hall.
268
00:10:51,633 --> 00:10:54,868
The name might sound familiar
to some families on this tour.
269
00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:56,302
Oh, Henry Neuman.
270
00:10:56,304 --> 00:10:58,071
This is actually my
grandfather's building,
271
00:10:58,073 --> 00:11:00,340
which should help my
chances of getting in here.
272
00:11:00,342 --> 00:11:02,509
Hey, hope I didn't miss
too much of the tour.
273
00:11:02,511 --> 00:11:05,793
Just to be super clear, I'm
not a prospective student, okay?
274
00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:09,516
My name's Dr. Nate Heywood.
I got my PhD from Brixton.
275
00:11:09,518 --> 00:11:10,650
Go big red!
276
00:11:10,652 --> 00:11:12,352
Oh, a doctor.
277
00:11:12,354 --> 00:11:14,587
- Yeah.
- And Lita's dad.
278
00:11:14,589 --> 00:11:16,157
- What?
- What?
279
00:11:17,059 --> 00:11:18,591
Just go with it.
280
00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:23,596
Thank you for your inquiry.
I think it's really...
281
00:11:23,598 --> 00:11:26,733
Hi, how's it going?
282
00:11:26,735 --> 00:11:29,269
Hi.
283
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:32,972
I can't believe we are this
close to becoming Thetas.
284
00:11:32,974 --> 00:11:36,543
I don't even know you,
but we could be sisters.
285
00:11:36,545 --> 00:11:38,269
I'm only here as a performance.
286
00:11:38,271 --> 00:11:40,113
Notice my empty teacup...
287
00:11:40,115 --> 00:11:42,423
a commentary on the
emptiness of this charade.
288
00:11:42,425 --> 00:11:44,851
Oh, my God, we should
start a group text.
289
00:11:44,853 --> 00:11:46,586
What are your numbers?
290
00:11:48,223 --> 00:11:51,091
Welcome to the Theta luncheon.
291
00:11:51,093 --> 00:11:52,692
Everybody, look around you.
292
00:11:52,694 --> 00:11:55,128
This could be your new family.
293
00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:57,664
The ones you turn to for support,
294
00:11:57,666 --> 00:12:00,400
sisterhood, guidance...
295
00:12:00,402 --> 00:12:02,235
that is, as long as you make the cut.
296
00:12:02,237 --> 00:12:03,470
So...
297
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:05,638
Bid Theta, all right?
298
00:12:08,743 --> 00:12:10,210
What are you doing?
299
00:12:10,212 --> 00:12:11,816
Come on, we've got to try
and convince these people
300
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:15,381
no matter what. Now just
try and fit in please.
301
00:12:15,383 --> 00:12:18,118
Fine. Want me to fit in?
302
00:12:20,021 --> 00:12:22,122
Waiter, replace this drink.
303
00:12:22,124 --> 00:12:25,024
If I wanted weak tea, I'd rush Omega.
304
00:12:25,026 --> 00:12:28,728
Oh, this girl's fire.
305
00:12:28,730 --> 00:12:30,330
I like that.
306
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:32,432
We're gonna start with your table.
307
00:12:34,669 --> 00:12:37,905
This here is the house paddle,
308
00:12:37,907 --> 00:12:39,873
our most sacred object.
309
00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:41,374
I'm going to ask a question,
310
00:12:41,376 --> 00:12:42,809
and when you're holding the paddle,
311
00:12:42,811 --> 00:12:45,545
it's your turn to answer, okay?
312
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:46,946
Mm.
313
00:12:46,948 --> 00:12:49,683
What did you do before college?
314
00:12:51,286 --> 00:12:54,777
So I grew up in Hell,
had minions do my bidding,
315
00:12:54,779 --> 00:12:57,624
and rose to power till I
practically ran the place.
316
00:12:57,626 --> 00:13:00,593
Oh, and she's ambitious.
317
00:13:00,595 --> 00:13:02,095
Now you go.
318
00:13:02,097 --> 00:13:06,611
Oh, okay, well,
I traveled around the world
319
00:13:06,613 --> 00:13:09,669
- with a bunch of friends...
- Oh, more like rejects.
320
00:13:11,006 --> 00:13:12,505
But before that,
321
00:13:12,507 --> 00:13:15,074
I was actually in this
really cool punk band.
322
00:13:15,076 --> 00:13:18,077
Yeah, Thetas don't really do punk.
323
00:13:18,079 --> 00:13:19,712
Yeah, I know her type.
324
00:13:19,714 --> 00:13:22,682
You pretend like you're all
about bucking the system,
325
00:13:22,684 --> 00:13:23,773
and then you get pissed
326
00:13:23,775 --> 00:13:26,052
when people don't fall
in line behind you.
327
00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:30,878
You think you're better than
the sisters you ran away from,
328
00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:34,994
but the truth is, you're all the same.
329
00:13:36,531 --> 00:13:39,499
That's a little bit rich, isn't it?
330
00:13:39,501 --> 00:13:41,167
Coming from my sister's lapdog.
331
00:13:44,072 --> 00:13:46,506
No, just...
332
00:13:46,508 --> 00:13:47,941
No!
333
00:13:54,516 --> 00:13:58,252
Oh, Theta... no.
334
00:14:00,021 --> 00:14:01,354
You know what?
335
00:14:01,356 --> 00:14:03,558
This whole table is exiled.
336
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:06,259
None of you are Theta material.
337
00:14:14,579 --> 00:14:15,868
How'd the mission go?
338
00:14:15,870 --> 00:14:17,503
You immortal sorority girls yet?
339
00:14:17,504 --> 00:14:19,237
I need a drink.
340
00:14:19,239 --> 00:14:22,307
Mm, the refreshing sound of failure.
341
00:14:22,309 --> 00:14:25,243
We would be well on our way
to using the Loom right now
342
00:14:25,245 --> 00:14:27,178
if someone hadn't blown it.
343
00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:28,330
Our cover was blown
344
00:14:28,332 --> 00:14:29,955
because you decided
to go Hell mode on us.
345
00:14:29,957 --> 00:14:31,146
Oh, you think that was Hell mode?
346
00:14:31,148 --> 00:14:32,650
- Honey.
- Call me "honey" again.
347
00:14:32,652 --> 00:14:33,718
Go on, I dare you.
348
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,353
Try me and you'll
wish you were immortal.
349
00:14:35,355 --> 00:14:36,711
- Oh, okay.
- Oh, okay, whoa, whoa, stop.
350
00:14:36,713 --> 00:14:38,389
No one's killing anyone.
351
00:14:38,391 --> 00:14:40,732
Ooh, Astra was definitely
gonna go for it.
352
00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:42,067
Zari, hide that fork.
353
00:14:42,069 --> 00:14:43,934
Charlie, just chill. Please sit down.
354
00:14:43,936 --> 00:14:45,392
Just take a breath, yeah?
355
00:14:45,394 --> 00:14:47,951
All right, you good? Okay.
356
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:50,031
All right, we need to find
another way to get the chalice.
357
00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:51,666
You can't defy a god.
358
00:14:51,668 --> 00:14:55,202
We have to win as a sorority,
and with no sorority...
359
00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:57,738
- We're screwed.
- Yeah.
360
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:02,276
Ladies, we're gonna start our own.
361
00:15:02,278 --> 00:15:04,178
I can't tell. Is she serious?
362
00:15:05,715 --> 00:15:06,771
I think so.
363
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,822
Becoming an official
sorority by tonight?
364
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,519
I mean, the paperwork alone would...
365
00:15:11,788 --> 00:15:13,821
- Let's do it.
- Yes.
366
00:15:13,823 --> 00:15:15,083
Why not?
367
00:15:15,085 --> 00:15:17,525
I really should have killed
you all when I had the chance.
368
00:15:17,527 --> 00:15:19,760
Go sisters!
369
00:15:19,762 --> 00:15:20,861
Whoo.
370
00:15:23,032 --> 00:15:24,131
We'll get there.
371
00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:25,499
Oh!
372
00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:26,763
Do you think my dad's okay?
373
00:15:26,765 --> 00:15:28,803
Oh, yeah, he comes
and goes as he pleases.
374
00:15:28,805 --> 00:15:30,438
It's really part of his charm.
375
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,307
Bright side is I get to show
you what college is all about.
376
00:15:33,309 --> 00:15:34,975
This is Greek row.
377
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,795
This is where the fraternities
and the sororities live.
378
00:15:37,797 --> 00:15:40,314
They're the most influential
people on campus...
379
00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:42,483
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
380
00:15:42,485 --> 00:15:44,193
These are the guys
that have the chalice?
381
00:15:44,195 --> 00:15:46,896
- Mm-hmm.
- I wish I could be more impressed.
382
00:15:48,491 --> 00:15:50,524
Call the bro patrol.
383
00:15:50,526 --> 00:15:53,484
Looks like somebody wants to party!
384
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,708
Is he talking to us?
385
00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:56,032
- Act cool, be cool.
- I know...
386
00:15:56,034 --> 00:15:58,091
Shut up.
387
00:15:58,093 --> 00:16:00,984
This is Agent Heywood to bro patrol.
388
00:16:00,986 --> 00:16:03,137
Desire to party confirmed.
389
00:16:03,139 --> 00:16:04,371
Whoo!
390
00:16:04,373 --> 00:16:05,940
How cool was that?
391
00:16:05,942 --> 00:16:08,609
- Do you have a man crush?
- No, it's unrequited.
392
00:16:08,611 --> 00:16:10,578
- You should tell him.
- Shut up.
393
00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,847
Super stoked that you're here.
394
00:16:12,849 --> 00:16:14,982
Anyone who's a friend of the Loombreaker
395
00:16:14,984 --> 00:16:16,283
is chill with me,
396
00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:18,619
so snag some bags and some brews.
397
00:16:18,621 --> 00:16:19,854
Oh, and fear not.
398
00:16:19,856 --> 00:16:22,256
We have energy drinks
for the little ones.
399
00:16:22,258 --> 00:16:24,943
It's all peers no
pressures at Casa de Sigma.
400
00:16:24,945 --> 00:16:27,561
Uh, I wanna say that's tight,
401
00:16:27,563 --> 00:16:30,825
but I got responsibilities.
402
00:16:30,827 --> 00:16:32,750
Well, hey, come by anytime,
403
00:16:32,752 --> 00:16:37,111
and we'll party like it's 1999.
404
00:16:37,113 --> 00:16:39,240
Wait, hold on, you said
these are the guys
405
00:16:39,242 --> 00:16:41,175
- that have the chalice, right?
- Uh-huh.
406
00:16:41,177 --> 00:16:42,543
So why don't you go
inside and get requited,
407
00:16:42,545 --> 00:16:43,867
and I can do some scouting
408
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,346
and find out where they keep it?
409
00:16:45,348 --> 00:16:46,838
Only if your dad doesn't try
410
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,281
to set me on fire while I'm asleep.
411
00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:50,317
- Deal?
- Yeah, deal.
412
00:16:51,554 --> 00:16:53,053
All right, so what are we doing?
413
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,823
League rules or two points
for those overhangs?
414
00:16:58,461 --> 00:17:00,934
Okay, I call to order
the charter meeting
415
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,430
of Delta Chi Sigma,
Sisterhood of Legends.
416
00:17:03,432 --> 00:17:05,065
Let's make a sorority.
417
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,700
First step, we need a house.
418
00:17:06,702 --> 00:17:09,107
I say we steal the Theta's place.
419
00:17:09,109 --> 00:17:10,764
You disable the carbon
monoxide detector,
420
00:17:10,766 --> 00:17:11,967
I'll go in, cut the power...
421
00:17:11,969 --> 00:17:13,707
Or, I have a more non-fatal idea.
422
00:17:13,709 --> 00:17:15,065
There's a place that's been empty
423
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,777
since Pi Epsilon's last rager.
424
00:17:16,779 --> 00:17:19,346
It was something about de-Jello-ing.
425
00:17:19,348 --> 00:17:21,048
Oh, that is really foul.
426
00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:23,184
Yeah, but with a little trickery...
427
00:17:23,186 --> 00:17:25,986
I'll just open up a portal.
Instant remodel.
428
00:17:25,988 --> 00:17:27,855
They'll never know the difference.
429
00:17:27,857 --> 00:17:30,090
You know, I can't believe
I let you talk me into this.
430
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,859
It's not my fault you can't resist
431
00:17:31,861 --> 00:17:34,528
my effortless charms.
432
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:36,597
Obviously we're gonna
have to redecorate.
433
00:17:36,599 --> 00:17:37,655
Well, you lot have fun.
434
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,470
I can't bear to watch
you desecrate this place.
435
00:17:39,472 --> 00:17:43,470
Oh, and watch out for these bad boys.
436
00:17:43,472 --> 00:17:46,073
- They bite.
- Mm.
437
00:17:46,075 --> 00:17:47,572
So do I.
438
00:17:47,574 --> 00:17:52,646
Okay, so in order to
be a official sorority,
439
00:17:52,648 --> 00:17:54,381
we need three more sisters,
440
00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:55,916
and if we wanna win that chalice,
441
00:17:55,918 --> 00:17:58,274
they gotta be good, so,
Gideon, what do you got?
442
00:17:58,276 --> 00:18:00,663
Inez Martin was voted out of pep squad
443
00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:02,423
for being too enthusiastic.
444
00:18:02,425 --> 00:18:04,391
Hey, how's it going?
445
00:18:04,393 --> 00:18:05,793
What's up? Hi.
446
00:18:05,795 --> 00:18:07,027
Hey there!
447
00:18:07,029 --> 00:18:09,647
- Oh, uh, Inez, right?
- Yes.
448
00:18:09,649 --> 00:18:11,439
This is weird, but I was just wondering
449
00:18:11,441 --> 00:18:12,840
- if you wanted to join...
- Definitely.
450
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,475
But you didn't even know what I was...
451
00:18:14,477 --> 00:18:16,377
Oh, it doesn't matter.
Where can I meet you?
452
00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:18,412
Lisa Lindhome, aspiring influencer,
453
00:18:18,414 --> 00:18:20,715
shunned after becoming the
subject of a viral video
454
00:18:20,717 --> 00:18:23,684
entitled, "Girl Snarts at Party".
455
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:26,277
Wait, what is a snart?
456
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,001
Oh, it's when you sneeze and...
457
00:18:28,003 --> 00:18:29,093
Eh, let's not.
458
00:18:29,095 --> 00:18:31,512
Let's just ease Astra back
onto Earth, all right?
459
00:18:31,514 --> 00:18:32,670
Fair.
460
00:18:32,672 --> 00:18:34,929
♪ I hope you work well under pressure ♪
461
00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:36,831
- ♪ A is for apple, B for bae ♪
- _
462
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,833
- ♪ See all these people going cray ♪
- _
463
00:18:38,835 --> 00:18:40,701
- ♪ Don't be ashamed, the teacher's pet ♪
- _
464
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,803
♪ Knows all of the
secrets, don't forget ♪
465
00:18:42,805 --> 00:18:44,839
♪ A is for apple, B for bae ♪
466
00:18:44,841 --> 00:18:46,841
- ♪ See all these people going cray ♪
- _
467
00:18:46,843 --> 00:18:48,709
♪ Don't be ashamed, the teacher's pet ♪
468
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,778
♪ Knows all of the
secrets, don't forget ♪
469
00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:52,446
♪ You better work ♪
470
00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:53,583
Silvia Hines.
471
00:18:53,585 --> 00:18:56,250
Created her own major
in performance art.
472
00:18:56,252 --> 00:18:57,518
You're the ones who tried
473
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,153
to kill each other at the tea party.
474
00:18:59,155 --> 00:19:00,229
Yeah, about that...
475
00:19:00,231 --> 00:19:01,821
we've actually started
our own sorority...
476
00:19:01,823 --> 00:19:03,566
What is the point of partying
477
00:19:03,568 --> 00:19:06,926
with a bunch of brain-dead wastoids?
478
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,350
I get it.
479
00:19:08,352 --> 00:19:10,862
Seems impossible to
feel any kind of power
480
00:19:10,864 --> 00:19:12,900
in a cruel, dying world, right?
481
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:16,303
But have you considered
that winning the masses over
482
00:19:16,305 --> 00:19:18,072
with the illusion of fun
483
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,808
might be the perfect way to
ply them to do your bidding?
484
00:19:20,810 --> 00:19:23,010
♪ 'Cause I hope you work
well under pressure ♪
485
00:19:23,012 --> 00:19:25,713
- I'm in.
- Unfortunately, Captain,
486
00:19:25,715 --> 00:19:28,215
the pool of Theta rejects is slim.
487
00:19:28,217 --> 00:19:29,892
Beggars can't be choosers.
488
00:19:29,894 --> 00:19:31,416
I like 'em.
489
00:19:32,943 --> 00:19:36,690
We chose you because
we know what it's like
490
00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:39,493
looking for a place to belong
491
00:19:39,495 --> 00:19:42,630
because we, too, were there at your age.
492
00:19:42,632 --> 00:19:46,434
That's why we've created that place.
493
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,669
And as of today,
494
00:19:48,671 --> 00:19:52,740
you are Deltas.
495
00:19:52,742 --> 00:19:56,144
Welcome to the sisterhood.
496
00:19:59,066 --> 00:20:01,790
Wait, are you blind?
497
00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:03,681
- Yes.
- I love it.
498
00:20:03,683 --> 00:20:06,040
Deltas are so inclusive.
499
00:20:06,042 --> 00:20:07,698
But don't we need a motto?
500
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,790
We can't do anything without a motto.
501
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:14,195
Yeah, the sisters...
502
00:20:14,197 --> 00:20:17,698
Are the glue...
503
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:23,204
Glue that greases the wheels of time.
504
00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:25,496
But that doesn't make any sense.
505
00:20:25,498 --> 00:20:26,987
It's called avant-garde.
506
00:20:26,989 --> 00:20:28,345
What about,
507
00:20:28,347 --> 00:20:30,837
"We might not have it all together,
508
00:20:30,839 --> 00:20:34,731
but together, we have it all"?
509
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:38,124
Okay, I need that on
a T-shirt, like, now.
510
00:20:38,126 --> 00:20:40,554
Okay, go...
511
00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:42,556
Sisters!
512
00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:44,758
Sisters!
513
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,940
I'm telling you, I can take it.
514
00:20:46,942 --> 00:20:48,796
Dude, it's 2020. We don't do that any...
515
00:20:48,798 --> 00:20:51,232
Da, da, da, da, just do it.
516
00:20:51,234 --> 00:20:53,334
Yeah.
517
00:20:54,537 --> 00:20:56,270
Whoa!
518
00:20:56,272 --> 00:20:58,672
It's like his ass is made of steel!
519
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,341
'Cause it is.
520
00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:16,757
Whoa.
521
00:21:25,873 --> 00:21:27,329
Keg's here, D.
522
00:21:27,331 --> 00:21:28,675
- Whoa, hey, man.
- Hey.
523
00:21:28,677 --> 00:21:30,237
So glad that you found us.
524
00:21:30,239 --> 00:21:33,107
I knew that you had brotential
the second I saw you.
525
00:21:33,109 --> 00:21:34,175
That's nice of you.
526
00:21:34,177 --> 00:21:36,010
I wanted to mark the occasion.
527
00:21:36,012 --> 00:21:38,245
It's my special stash.
528
00:21:38,247 --> 00:21:40,439
I brew it out back.
I hope you like IPAs.
529
00:21:40,441 --> 00:21:43,472
Bro, I am all about the IPAs.
530
00:21:43,474 --> 00:21:44,863
- Yeah?
- You mind?
531
00:21:44,865 --> 00:21:46,554
Heyo, hit it!
532
00:21:51,038 --> 00:21:52,694
- My man.
- Mmm, so good.
533
00:21:52,696 --> 00:21:54,495
It's good, yeah, that brew right there,
534
00:21:54,497 --> 00:21:57,398
honestly, will just take
you back to the glory days
535
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,699
and make you forget all about
536
00:21:58,701 --> 00:22:01,402
that stupid and
stressful world out there.
537
00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:02,870
Honestly, it's magic, bro.
538
00:22:02,872 --> 00:22:04,294
Yeah, I, um...
539
00:22:04,296 --> 00:22:06,653
I just need to check up...
540
00:22:11,314 --> 00:22:12,528
I feel awesome!
541
00:22:12,530 --> 00:22:14,205
- Ah, I knew you would.
- Thank you!
542
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,598
Hey, I wanted to ask you something.
543
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,655
What?
544
00:22:16,657 --> 00:22:17,946
Why did you and your friends
545
00:22:17,948 --> 00:22:19,359
really end up here of all places?
546
00:22:19,361 --> 00:22:20,906
Aww, man, they're cool.
547
00:22:20,908 --> 00:22:22,856
We just wanted to take your chalice
548
00:22:22,858 --> 00:22:24,209
so we can use the Loom of Fate.
549
00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:28,526
Are you saying that the Loombreaker
550
00:22:28,528 --> 00:22:30,484
is a Loom faker?
551
00:22:32,444 --> 00:22:34,167
Bro,
552
00:22:34,169 --> 00:22:37,638
you're a looker and a cooker.
553
00:22:39,041 --> 00:22:43,577
Right, but she puts
that Loom together...
554
00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:45,813
mm.
555
00:22:45,815 --> 00:22:48,415
I mean, there goes free will.
556
00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:52,877
There goes the party...
557
00:22:54,213 --> 00:22:57,916
And that is very not tight.
558
00:22:59,747 --> 00:23:02,606
Our name is Delta Chi Sigma.
559
00:23:02,608 --> 00:23:05,809
We've assembled an
elite team of women...
560
00:23:05,811 --> 00:23:09,044
To save this campus from
the cliques and cruelty
561
00:23:09,046 --> 00:23:11,374
- of the common Greek house.
- ♪ Craving bad attention ♪
562
00:23:11,376 --> 00:23:14,494
And together, we will
display true sisterhood.
563
00:23:14,496 --> 00:23:16,196
And win the Chug Challenge.
564
00:23:16,198 --> 00:23:18,665
Ready and throw.
565
00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:20,634
♪ Got nothing to prove ♪
566
00:23:20,636 --> 00:23:23,136
♪ Be my friends, we go savage ♪
567
00:23:23,138 --> 00:23:26,139
And then party!
568
00:23:26,141 --> 00:23:28,342
♪ No telling what could happen ♪
569
00:23:29,778 --> 00:23:31,812
♪ Me and my friends ♪
570
00:23:31,814 --> 00:23:33,944
♪ Everybody wants to know our names ♪
571
00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:35,436
♪ Everybody trying to DM
572
00:23:35,438 --> 00:23:37,451
But please, don't call us heroes.
573
00:23:37,453 --> 00:23:40,154
Call us Deltas!
574
00:23:42,658 --> 00:23:45,492
And post.
575
00:23:45,494 --> 00:23:50,185
All right, we are officially
a part of the Chug Challenge.
576
00:23:50,187 --> 00:23:52,511
Yeah, this should scare the competition,
577
00:23:52,513 --> 00:23:54,868
Yeah, and put us well on
track to using the Loom.
578
00:23:54,870 --> 00:23:58,171
Okay, I think this
calls for a snack party.
579
00:23:58,173 --> 00:23:59,506
Who wants nachos?
580
00:23:59,508 --> 00:24:01,341
It's my brother's special recipe.
581
00:24:03,846 --> 00:24:07,276
Hey, I just wanted to say thank you.
582
00:24:07,278 --> 00:24:09,883
I've just always been so focused on
583
00:24:09,885 --> 00:24:12,719
changing the world at all costs that
584
00:24:12,721 --> 00:24:15,322
I just push people away.
585
00:24:15,324 --> 00:24:17,824
So thanks.
586
00:24:17,826 --> 00:24:20,227
Oh, I mean, they're
really the ones who...
587
00:24:22,698 --> 00:24:24,164
Thank you.
588
00:24:30,022 --> 00:24:32,779
Loom or no Loom, at least
some things are changing.
589
00:24:32,781 --> 00:24:35,108
I can still put a stiletto
through your head,
590
00:24:35,110 --> 00:24:37,978
but your plan does seem to be working.
591
00:24:37,980 --> 00:24:39,713
I still think it's the stupidest way
592
00:24:39,715 --> 00:24:41,081
to get what we want, but...
593
00:24:47,456 --> 00:24:48,922
'Sup, ladies.
594
00:24:48,924 --> 00:24:51,091
Heard there was a new
sorority on the block,
595
00:24:51,093 --> 00:24:53,727
had to come and hit y'all
with that Big-D welcome.
596
00:24:53,729 --> 00:24:55,095
What?
597
00:24:55,097 --> 00:24:57,297
You guys tricked out this place.
598
00:24:57,299 --> 00:25:00,267
Ho! Gargoyles in sunglasses?
599
00:25:00,269 --> 00:25:02,336
Sick! So sick!
600
00:25:02,338 --> 00:25:04,404
- Nate, what the hell are you...
- No.
601
00:25:04,406 --> 00:25:06,206
It's Shotgun Nate!
602
00:25:06,208 --> 00:25:08,208
You guys have got to come to Dion's.
603
00:25:08,210 --> 00:25:10,844
I mean, it makes me wonder
why I ever left college.
604
00:25:10,846 --> 00:25:12,799
Dionysus has the power to put people
605
00:25:12,801 --> 00:25:14,481
in a constant state of ecstasy.
606
00:25:14,483 --> 00:25:16,016
Nate's under his spell.
607
00:25:16,018 --> 00:25:19,219
You mean Shotgun Nate.
608
00:25:19,221 --> 00:25:22,055
Yeah, we're gonna go train
for your dumb challenge,
609
00:25:22,057 --> 00:25:23,690
so go bother some other house.
610
00:25:23,692 --> 00:25:26,159
Oh, right, ugh.
611
00:25:26,161 --> 00:25:29,196
I'm not here just to
meet the new neighbors.
612
00:25:29,198 --> 00:25:31,865
I also wanted to tell you
613
00:25:31,867 --> 00:25:34,601
that you're disqualified
from the Chug Challenges.
614
00:25:36,739 --> 00:25:39,329
There's no way you're
getting that chalice.
615
00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:40,512
The hell are you on about?
616
00:25:40,514 --> 00:25:43,276
Well, Shotgun told me
why you're really here.
617
00:25:43,278 --> 00:25:46,380
And the thing is, I just can't
have you using that Loom.
618
00:25:46,382 --> 00:25:48,115
Thing's a total buzzkill.
619
00:25:48,117 --> 00:25:51,085
We did everything you said,
played by every stupid rule.
620
00:25:51,087 --> 00:25:53,320
You can't just change them on us now.
621
00:25:53,322 --> 00:25:55,789
Well, yeah, I can.
622
00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:59,292
I mean, who says that
you have to play fair?
623
00:25:59,294 --> 00:26:00,761
I'm a god!
624
00:26:00,763 --> 00:26:02,662
I just gotta keep it whimsical, bro!
625
00:26:02,664 --> 00:26:04,131
Let's roll!
626
00:26:04,133 --> 00:26:07,668
Whimsy, whimsy!
627
00:26:11,674 --> 00:26:13,491
- Who was at the door?
- Ugh!
628
00:26:13,493 --> 00:26:14,560
Oh, what's wrong?
629
00:26:14,562 --> 00:26:16,276
We're not getting the
chalice, that's what.
630
00:26:16,278 --> 00:26:18,423
Dion's refusing to let us
participate in the challenges.
631
00:26:18,425 --> 00:26:20,701
He somehow got to Nate,
figured out what we're doing.
632
00:26:20,703 --> 00:26:22,849
Of course he did.
633
00:26:22,851 --> 00:26:24,918
It's okay. We will figure this out.
634
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,988
I am done trying to figure
this out with you people.
635
00:26:27,990 --> 00:26:29,923
I should've done this
my way from the start,
636
00:26:29,925 --> 00:26:31,858
so I'm taking that chalice by force.
637
00:26:31,860 --> 00:26:33,326
Look, even if you
tried, that won't work.
638
00:26:33,328 --> 00:26:34,551
You can't defy a god.
639
00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:36,963
And there is no way you're
using the Loom on your own.
640
00:26:36,965 --> 00:26:39,933
Being a grown up sounds weird.
641
00:26:39,935 --> 00:26:41,134
If I can't get Dion's cup,
642
00:26:41,136 --> 00:26:42,736
I can at least make him suffer...
643
00:26:42,738 --> 00:26:44,104
him and all his bros,
644
00:26:44,106 --> 00:26:46,206
including your
hyp-bro-tized friend, Nate.
645
00:26:46,208 --> 00:26:48,315
Hold on a minute. You can't do that.
646
00:26:48,317 --> 00:26:49,709
We're a sisterhood, remember?
647
00:26:49,711 --> 00:26:51,912
You can stop feeding
me that line right now.
648
00:26:51,914 --> 00:26:53,146
You pretend we're sisters,
649
00:26:53,148 --> 00:26:55,167
but all you do is expect me to change.
650
00:26:55,169 --> 00:26:57,784
I'm only your sister if
I become more like you.
651
00:26:57,786 --> 00:26:58,852
Astra, calm down. It's not...
652
00:26:58,854 --> 00:27:00,587
You never listen to my ideas,
653
00:27:00,589 --> 00:27:02,422
and I see how you all look at me.
654
00:27:02,424 --> 00:27:05,352
I might be new to this,
but that is not sisterhood,
655
00:27:05,354 --> 00:27:07,527
and I am done trying to fit in.
656
00:27:13,669 --> 00:27:15,569
Hey, got your text.
657
00:27:15,571 --> 00:27:17,504
Hey.
658
00:27:17,506 --> 00:27:18,939
Where were you?
659
00:27:18,941 --> 00:27:20,607
Trying to get you into this place.
660
00:27:20,609 --> 00:27:22,476
- What do you think?
- _
661
00:27:22,478 --> 00:27:24,578
What? Dad, how'd you do this?
662
00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:26,379
Went back in time, donated.
663
00:27:26,381 --> 00:27:28,171
You're as good as in.
664
00:27:28,173 --> 00:27:29,244
Thank you,
665
00:27:29,246 --> 00:27:31,485
but I didn't really need a building.
666
00:27:31,487 --> 00:27:34,054
Just needed you here.
667
00:27:34,056 --> 00:27:37,157
Well, I thought you were
embarrassed to be with me.
668
00:27:37,159 --> 00:27:39,392
I don't belong with these people.
669
00:27:39,394 --> 00:27:40,994
I didn't wanna ruin your chances.
670
00:27:42,231 --> 00:27:43,630
I'm sorry. It wasn't about you.
671
00:27:43,632 --> 00:27:45,966
I was just ashamed of me.
672
00:27:45,968 --> 00:27:47,934
What are you talking about?
673
00:27:47,936 --> 00:27:49,593
Don't be stupid. You're great.
674
00:27:49,595 --> 00:27:51,084
Yeah, but I don't
belong with them either.
675
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,173
I mean, the only reason
that I survived high school
676
00:27:53,175 --> 00:27:55,375
was because I was imagining
that one day I would get out
677
00:27:55,377 --> 00:27:57,077
and find my people.
678
00:27:57,079 --> 00:27:58,834
They're never gonna
take me as one of them.
679
00:27:58,836 --> 00:28:00,036
I don't really wanna be.
680
00:28:00,038 --> 00:28:02,729
You don't have to impress
these idiots, these leeches.
681
00:28:02,731 --> 00:28:04,454
You're twice the person they'll ever be.
682
00:28:04,456 --> 00:28:06,276
Yeah, but so are you.
683
00:28:06,278 --> 00:28:08,455
I mean, you fought a demon dog.
684
00:28:08,457 --> 00:28:10,203
And these people think
that they're better than us
685
00:28:10,205 --> 00:28:11,805
because they have
whales on their shorts?
686
00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:16,343
What do you say we find a way
to piss off some rich kids?
687
00:28:16,345 --> 00:28:18,445
I like the sound of that.
688
00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:21,114
♪ Ready, set, go, move ♪
689
00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:23,516
♪ Ready, set, go, move ♪
690
00:28:23,518 --> 00:28:24,851
- ♪ Ready, set ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
691
00:28:24,853 --> 00:28:26,319
♪ Go, move ♪
692
00:28:26,321 --> 00:28:27,954
- ♪ Ready, set ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪
693
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,522
- Give me that.
- ♪ Pull up with the drip ♪
694
00:28:29,524 --> 00:28:31,291
♪ But let's see y'all can fit ♪
695
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:32,733
♪ Captain of the ship, lil mama... ♪
696
00:28:34,196 --> 00:28:36,419
Wait, Astra, no, no, no,
you don't have to do this.
697
00:28:36,421 --> 00:28:37,997
I am done listening to you.
698
00:28:37,999 --> 00:28:39,265
Fine, then don't listen to me.
699
00:28:39,267 --> 00:28:40,856
Listen to yourself.
700
00:28:40,858 --> 00:28:42,381
Come on, you know this isn't right.
701
00:28:42,383 --> 00:28:44,118
Yeah, that's the thing.
I don't know that.
702
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,773
Where I'm from, I had
to fight to survive.
703
00:28:46,775 --> 00:28:48,908
This is all I know. This
is what life has made me.
704
00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:50,200
I am not gonna change.
705
00:28:50,202 --> 00:28:51,624
Hey, no, we don't want you
706
00:28:51,626 --> 00:28:52,848
to give up who you are.
707
00:28:52,850 --> 00:28:54,806
Look, when I joined the Legends,
708
00:28:54,808 --> 00:28:56,164
I was a punk, all right?
709
00:28:56,166 --> 00:28:57,989
And there wasn't a rule
that I couldn't break.
710
00:28:57,991 --> 00:29:00,481
And guess what? I still am.
711
00:29:00,483 --> 00:29:01,806
I just don't need to hurt people
712
00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:04,824
to survive anymore because I have them.
713
00:29:08,130 --> 00:29:11,464
Fine, so I don't burn down a house,
714
00:29:11,466 --> 00:29:13,566
but what if I never
wanna dress as a moose
715
00:29:13,568 --> 00:29:16,936
or sit through one of your
interminable team meetings?
716
00:29:16,938 --> 00:29:19,239
Then we still got a place for you.
717
00:29:19,241 --> 00:29:21,641
Did you come to party down?
718
00:29:21,643 --> 00:29:24,043
No, we've come to get
the chalice and you.
719
00:29:24,045 --> 00:29:25,912
Come on, Nate, you can't stay here.
720
00:29:25,914 --> 00:29:27,059
Sure I can.
721
00:29:27,061 --> 00:29:28,804
Dion says as long as he has followers,
722
00:29:28,806 --> 00:29:30,028
he has the power to run this place
723
00:29:30,030 --> 00:29:32,120
and grant people that cup.
724
00:29:32,122 --> 00:29:34,645
Thought that'd be useful
information for you.
725
00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:36,043
Can't really remember why.
726
00:29:36,045 --> 00:29:38,635
Either way, I'm very
important here, so excuse me.
727
00:29:38,637 --> 00:29:40,026
Shotgun Nate!
728
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:43,419
Shotgun Nate!
729
00:29:43,421 --> 00:29:45,155
Wait...
730
00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:50,319
The Olympians feed off devotion, right?
731
00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:52,635
So that means that Dion
only has his followers
732
00:29:52,637 --> 00:29:56,175
for as long as they worship
him as the party god,
733
00:29:56,177 --> 00:29:59,935
so if we take away all these
followers from him, that's it.
734
00:29:59,937 --> 00:30:01,514
The chalice is released from his grasp.
735
00:30:01,516 --> 00:30:04,384
Okay, but the party isn't slowing down.
736
00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:07,353
No, but there is one
way to get college kids
737
00:30:07,355 --> 00:30:08,945
to leave a party.
738
00:30:08,947 --> 00:30:10,824
Oh, wait, no, no, no,
please don't say...
739
00:30:10,826 --> 00:30:13,293
And that is to throw
an even bigger party,
740
00:30:13,295 --> 00:30:15,195
which means...
741
00:30:15,197 --> 00:30:16,830
What is wrong with you people?
742
00:30:16,832 --> 00:30:19,532
Come on.
743
00:30:19,534 --> 00:30:21,901
The Deltas have got
to out-party Dionysus.
744
00:30:21,903 --> 00:30:24,037
I am still in Hell, aren't I?
745
00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:25,840
Come on.
746
00:30:33,071 --> 00:30:36,722
I can't believe it! Delta's
very first house party.
747
00:30:36,724 --> 00:30:38,490
You know, I'm actually excited.
748
00:30:38,492 --> 00:30:39,515
I get it now.
749
00:30:39,517 --> 00:30:41,106
Parties aren't just about getting drunk.
750
00:30:41,108 --> 00:30:42,895
They're about building community.
751
00:30:42,897 --> 00:30:45,788
This is so much better
than just some frat party.
752
00:30:45,790 --> 00:30:48,947
Yeah, it would be if
anyone were here to see it.
753
00:30:48,949 --> 00:30:50,569
So where is everybody?
754
00:30:50,571 --> 00:30:52,604
You know what? I think I know.
755
00:30:52,606 --> 00:30:55,541
_
756
00:31:00,651 --> 00:31:03,585
I don't know why we thought
we could out-party Dion.
757
00:31:03,587 --> 00:31:05,469
You know what? Let's not give up yet.
758
00:31:05,471 --> 00:31:09,773
- Why not?
- We have drinks, games, music.
759
00:31:09,775 --> 00:31:11,975
We did everything we were supposed to,
760
00:31:11,977 --> 00:31:13,667
and no one came.
761
00:31:13,669 --> 00:31:14,724
That's right.
762
00:31:14,726 --> 00:31:17,481
We did everything that
we were supposed to.
763
00:31:17,483 --> 00:31:19,383
But maybe we should ask ourselves...
764
00:31:19,385 --> 00:31:21,184
what would Astra do?
765
00:31:24,156 --> 00:31:25,656
If you really wanna win,
766
00:31:25,658 --> 00:31:27,658
it is not enough to be
good at your own game.
767
00:31:27,660 --> 00:31:30,527
You also have to take
out the competition,
768
00:31:30,529 --> 00:31:34,631
so I am talking sabotage.
769
00:31:34,633 --> 00:31:36,333
Yeah.
770
00:31:36,335 --> 00:31:37,934
All right, what's the plan?
771
00:31:37,936 --> 00:31:40,203
First, we take Dion out of play.
772
00:31:40,205 --> 00:31:42,906
Now, I scoped out his place
when I was gonna burn it down,
773
00:31:42,908 --> 00:31:44,675
and I have an idea.
774
00:31:44,677 --> 00:31:46,410
♪ Hustle a lot ♪
775
00:31:46,412 --> 00:31:47,878
♪ I'm all I got, I'm all I got ♪
776
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,347
♪ Busted the ops, busted the ops ♪
777
00:31:50,349 --> 00:31:52,182
Ooh, 'sup, Charlie.
778
00:31:52,184 --> 00:31:53,350
♪ Snitches get stitches ♪
779
00:31:53,352 --> 00:31:55,018
♪ Money get... ♪
780
00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:56,286
♪ I'm getting millions ♪
781
00:32:00,426 --> 00:32:02,492
- Big-D!
- Yeah.
782
00:32:02,494 --> 00:32:04,394
Now that I got my team out of your hair,
783
00:32:04,396 --> 00:32:07,030
how 'bout we get a
fresh keg and celebrate?
784
00:32:07,032 --> 00:32:08,932
I like how you think, Shotgun.
785
00:32:08,934 --> 00:32:11,412
Once he's out, we mess with his party.
786
00:32:11,414 --> 00:32:13,004
Anything we can do to kill the vibe.
787
00:32:13,006 --> 00:32:18,076
Hacking into Dion's accounts, and...
788
00:32:19,211 --> 00:32:20,544
Bye-bye, party playlist.
789
00:32:20,546 --> 00:32:22,546
Hey, who cut the music?
790
00:32:24,149 --> 00:32:26,083
What the hell is this?
791
00:32:26,085 --> 00:32:28,426
Then we take out his booze.
792
00:32:29,521 --> 00:32:33,023
And this is where all the magic happens.
793
00:32:33,025 --> 00:32:34,524
Wow.
794
00:32:34,526 --> 00:32:38,195
So, uh, are these all lagers?
795
00:32:39,465 --> 00:32:41,064
- Whoa.
- I'm sorry, bro.
796
00:32:41,066 --> 00:32:42,793
No hard feelings, yeah?
797
00:32:42,795 --> 00:32:44,367
Dad, now!
798
00:32:56,014 --> 00:32:58,281
Now the keg is tapped.
799
00:32:58,283 --> 00:33:01,788
So final phase... hijack the party.
800
00:33:02,988 --> 00:33:06,256
Hey, guys, I heard there's
a rager at Delta Chi Sigma.
801
00:33:11,997 --> 00:33:13,786
So what we waiting for?
802
00:33:13,788 --> 00:33:15,699
Let's go party.
803
00:33:15,701 --> 00:33:17,901
♪ Hands in the air ♪
804
00:33:17,903 --> 00:33:19,803
♪ Move it all around,
shake your derriere ♪
805
00:33:19,805 --> 00:33:22,606
Gotta say it, you Legends
do know how to party.
806
00:33:22,608 --> 00:33:25,742
Rory, are you able to
lift the chalice yet?
807
00:33:25,744 --> 00:33:28,211
It's still not giving.
808
00:33:28,213 --> 00:33:31,916
That doesn't make sense.
All of his followers are here.
809
00:33:33,619 --> 00:33:35,585
Cool little trick you pulled back there.
810
00:33:35,587 --> 00:33:37,778
Gotta appreciate a good stunt.
811
00:33:37,780 --> 00:33:39,589
Still, I heard there was a party
812
00:33:39,591 --> 00:33:42,959
that I wasn't invited
to, and that hurts.
813
00:33:42,961 --> 00:33:44,761
We're getting that chalice, Dion.
814
00:33:44,763 --> 00:33:46,980
Well, as long as I have my followers,
815
00:33:46,982 --> 00:33:49,533
my Chug Cup isn't going anywhere,
816
00:33:49,535 --> 00:33:51,635
and bros are bros for life.
817
00:33:51,637 --> 00:33:53,270
Bros are bros for life!
818
00:33:53,272 --> 00:33:56,406
Bros are bros for life!
Bros are bros for life!
819
00:33:56,408 --> 00:33:58,408
- Bros are bros for life!
- Hey!
820
00:34:00,012 --> 00:34:02,646
Your reign on this campus is over.
821
00:34:02,648 --> 00:34:06,316
I challenge you to beer pong.
822
00:34:09,855 --> 00:34:11,288
Ooh.
823
00:34:11,290 --> 00:34:13,818
You do know I'm undefeated
824
00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:16,293
in all my years on campus, right?
825
00:34:16,295 --> 00:34:19,749
Yeah, but it might be pretty hard
826
00:34:19,751 --> 00:34:22,332
to hold on to all your followers
827
00:34:22,334 --> 00:34:25,802
once they watch me demolish you.
828
00:34:25,804 --> 00:34:27,170
Ooh.
829
00:34:27,172 --> 00:34:30,173
So come on, D-Bag.
830
00:34:32,077 --> 00:34:33,476
What do you say?
831
00:34:33,478 --> 00:34:38,048
Winner takes all, Dartmouth rules.
832
00:34:38,050 --> 00:34:40,784
Well,
833
00:34:40,786 --> 00:34:42,953
you know I can't say no to a challenge.
834
00:34:44,389 --> 00:34:47,958
Hmm, stupid whimsy. You're on.
835
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,228
But if I win,
836
00:34:51,230 --> 00:34:53,463
Delta house gets shut down.
837
00:34:55,767 --> 00:34:59,469
No sorority and no Chug Cup.
838
00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:03,974
You sure about this, babe?
839
00:35:03,976 --> 00:35:05,542
'Cause, you know, you can't see.
840
00:35:05,544 --> 00:35:08,245
Oh, I've played some
beer pong in my life,
841
00:35:08,247 --> 00:35:10,548
and plus superpowers, remember?
842
00:35:12,351 --> 00:35:14,618
The game is beer pong.
843
00:35:16,355 --> 00:35:19,055
Now, sink a ball into a cup
and the other player drinks it,
844
00:35:19,057 --> 00:35:22,862
and to make it even more fun,
body saves are fair game.
845
00:35:23,895 --> 00:35:25,829
So remember, everybody, the first player
846
00:35:25,831 --> 00:35:28,765
to clear the other's cups takes it all.
847
00:35:28,767 --> 00:35:31,702
Now, opponents, please shake hands.
848
00:35:33,572 --> 00:35:35,405
May the best player win.
849
00:35:39,511 --> 00:35:41,112
Whatever.
850
00:35:56,995 --> 00:35:58,782
And pong!
851
00:36:10,275 --> 00:36:11,808
Chug!
852
00:36:23,655 --> 00:36:26,189
Kay.
853
00:36:29,728 --> 00:36:31,261
Chug, chug, chug!
854
00:36:38,103 --> 00:36:39,235
Oh!
855
00:36:39,237 --> 00:36:41,104
- Yes!
- Whoo!
856
00:36:42,274 --> 00:36:43,841
This point wins it.
857
00:36:47,813 --> 00:36:50,547
All right, let's do this.
858
00:36:50,549 --> 00:36:51,983
Whoo!
859
00:37:12,337 --> 00:37:14,404
- Whoa.
- Oh!
860
00:37:20,479 --> 00:37:22,479
I'm sorry, dude.
861
00:37:24,216 --> 00:37:25,582
Our winner!
862
00:37:27,285 --> 00:37:28,885
We gotta give it to her.
863
00:37:28,887 --> 00:37:31,354
Wait, wait, wait, what
happened to bros for life?
864
00:37:31,356 --> 00:37:32,455
I...
865
00:37:33,658 --> 00:37:35,525
Come on, I know you wanna say it.
866
00:37:35,527 --> 00:37:37,560
- Aw.
- I will not.
867
00:37:37,562 --> 00:37:39,362
- Aw.
- Then I will.
868
00:37:39,364 --> 00:37:40,563
Go...
869
00:37:40,565 --> 00:37:42,465
Sisters!
870
00:37:42,467 --> 00:37:43,566
Whoo!
871
00:37:45,203 --> 00:37:46,771
Huh?
872
00:37:47,706 --> 00:37:48,772
Got your cup.
873
00:37:48,774 --> 00:37:51,408
- Yay!
- Yeah!
874
00:37:53,645 --> 00:37:55,445
Best father-daughter weekend ever.
875
00:38:03,798 --> 00:38:06,379
I can't believe that actually worked.
876
00:38:06,381 --> 00:38:07,980
Yeah, you'll get used to it.
877
00:38:07,982 --> 00:38:10,116
We couldn't have done it
without the three of you.
878
00:38:10,118 --> 00:38:11,551
Yeah, thanks for sticking with us
879
00:38:11,553 --> 00:38:12,852
even when we were right gits.
880
00:38:12,854 --> 00:38:14,987
It's been real, ladies.
881
00:38:14,989 --> 00:38:17,085
I'm sorry this chapter
of Delta Chi Sigma
882
00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:18,543
has to come to an end.
883
00:38:18,545 --> 00:38:19,733
Oh, it's not over.
884
00:38:19,735 --> 00:38:21,225
We're gonna keep Delta house going.
885
00:38:21,227 --> 00:38:22,316
What?
886
00:38:22,318 --> 00:38:24,923
After the party, I applied
for a house on Greek row.
887
00:38:24,925 --> 00:38:26,514
Fitting in is hard enough...
888
00:38:26,516 --> 00:38:29,610
so many people telling you
what to do and what to wear.
889
00:38:29,612 --> 00:38:31,003
Now there's a space for people
890
00:38:31,005 --> 00:38:32,705
to figure it out for themselves
891
00:38:32,707 --> 00:38:33,940
thanks to you guys.
892
00:38:33,942 --> 00:38:36,899
I get it. You're welcome.
893
00:38:36,901 --> 00:38:38,057
All right, ladies...
894
00:38:38,059 --> 00:38:39,148
- Oy.
- What?
895
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:41,481
One for the road?
896
00:38:41,483 --> 00:38:42,615
Deltas!
897
00:38:44,686 --> 00:38:45,985
- Bye, sisters.
- Aww.
898
00:38:45,987 --> 00:38:47,487
- Bye!
- Gonna miss you!
899
00:38:47,489 --> 00:38:49,689
- Just say no to drugs, kids.
- Don't do it.
900
00:38:49,691 --> 00:38:51,467
- Youth.
- It's not worth it.
901
00:38:51,469 --> 00:38:53,236
I need a nap.
902
00:38:57,675 --> 00:38:59,475
You guys earned the good stuff.
903
00:38:59,477 --> 00:39:02,011
You won the chalice, and with it,
904
00:39:02,013 --> 00:39:04,213
immortality for a day.
905
00:39:04,215 --> 00:39:07,050
All right, guess it's time to chug.
906
00:39:10,321 --> 00:39:12,321
To Behrad,
907
00:39:12,323 --> 00:39:14,691
and to your mum.
908
00:39:16,461 --> 00:39:17,994
Well,
909
00:39:17,996 --> 00:39:21,430
it's actually quite a lot
of responsibility, really.
910
00:39:21,432 --> 00:39:23,065
And that is a lot of wine.
911
00:39:23,067 --> 00:39:25,801
Why don't we all just drink from it?
912
00:39:25,803 --> 00:39:27,670
I mean, who said there only
has to be three fates, right?
913
00:39:27,672 --> 00:39:29,205
Yeah, we could all
use the Loom together.
914
00:39:29,207 --> 00:39:30,951
Yeah, you're not alone in this, love.
915
00:39:30,953 --> 00:39:32,708
Yeah, immortality sounds pretty epic.
916
00:39:32,710 --> 00:39:34,043
Let's drink.
917
00:39:35,191 --> 00:39:37,580
- Let's all do it then.
- Yeah.
918
00:39:47,325 --> 00:39:48,591
Wow.
919
00:39:50,028 --> 00:39:52,194
Yeah, I'm not gonna
drink... super haram...
920
00:39:52,196 --> 00:39:55,531
but I trust all of you to
bring my baby brother back.
921
00:40:00,305 --> 00:40:02,005
Here goes nothing.
922
00:40:04,108 --> 00:40:06,108
Oy.
923
00:40:12,617 --> 00:40:14,851
Mm.
924
00:40:16,588 --> 00:40:19,188
That's it.
925
00:40:19,190 --> 00:40:21,725
Well, not exactly, bro.
926
00:40:27,518 --> 00:40:30,787
Oh, wow, you are all glowing.
927
00:40:32,136 --> 00:40:34,470
Oh, must be the moisturizer
you recommended.
928
00:40:34,472 --> 00:40:35,938
Like, my skin feels tighter.
929
00:40:35,940 --> 00:40:37,707
Mm-mm, literally...
you're literally glowing.
930
00:40:37,709 --> 00:40:39,875
Guys, we did it.
931
00:40:39,877 --> 00:40:41,777
Whoo, whoo!
932
00:40:41,779 --> 00:40:44,036
Come on, let's go and use that Loom!
933
00:40:44,038 --> 00:40:45,638
And remember,
934
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,797
no looming anything
that'll ruin my party.
935
00:40:48,799 --> 00:40:51,957
Not that you would, Clotho.
I can tell you're still chill.
936
00:40:51,959 --> 00:40:53,022
That's right.
937
00:40:53,024 --> 00:40:54,757
Later days, Shotgun.
938
00:40:54,759 --> 00:40:56,025
Later days, Dion!
939
00:40:56,027 --> 00:40:58,828
You guys got some trippy art here.
940
00:40:58,830 --> 00:41:00,596
This cane was yelling at me.
941
00:41:00,598 --> 00:41:03,366
Yeah, I'll take that nice one, love.
942
00:41:03,368 --> 00:41:05,735
Sounds like someone's
had too much to drink.
943
00:41:05,737 --> 00:41:07,870
Let's get you outta here.
944
00:41:07,872 --> 00:41:10,140
Bye.
945
00:41:17,248 --> 00:41:18,314
Hello, traitor.
946
00:41:23,321 --> 00:41:25,421
Just the woman I wanted to see.
947
00:41:25,423 --> 00:41:26,722
Don't bother trying to win me back.
948
00:41:26,724 --> 00:41:28,290
I don't need you anymore.
949
00:41:28,292 --> 00:41:31,116
When you asked for my help
killing John Constantine,
950
00:41:31,118 --> 00:41:34,230
I warned you you would be in my debt.
951
00:41:34,232 --> 00:41:36,699
Well, honey, I'm calling in the favor.
952
00:41:40,725 --> 00:41:43,725
- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -