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Dang it.
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- ♪♪
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- Dang it.
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Man, some days rewriting history
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to eradicate any notion of rebelling
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and free will is hard.
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Yeah.
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You ever wonder if what
we're doing is, like, wrong?
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How could it be wrong?
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The Fates give everyone food
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and shelter and television.
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You don't want a world that looks like
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these history books, do you?
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Right... right. Fates be praised.
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Just doesn't feel quite right.
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[SCREEN DINGS]
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Geoffrey Burch.
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I am Atropos, the thread cutter.
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Ooh. Atropos is calling you.
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Uh-huh.
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Great.
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Your time has come to an end.
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Your thread is hereby cut.
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It is Fated.
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Oh, I see.
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Well, Fates be praised...
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[NECK SNAPS]
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Sorry, Geoffrey.
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The work period has ended.
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Return to your domiciles
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for mandatory recreation period.
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[WHISTLING MUSIC]
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The Fates are always watching.
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Relinquish free will.
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The world is perfect.
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The world is wrong!
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Can't you people see?
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None of this is how it should be.
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He's gonna get his dang thread cut.
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Do I know you?
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You look familiar. Do you recognize me?
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My name is Gary, but most
people call me Crazy Guy.
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Stay away from me, you weirdo.
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Yeah, they call me that, too.
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The world is wrong!
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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[ENERGETIC ROCK MUSIC]
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♪♪
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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[WHISTLING MUSIC]
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♪♪
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This is your new home, little guy.
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[MICROWAVE BEEPS]
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Another night, another bowl of Mush.
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Let's see what's streaming on Fate-plus.
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[TV BUZZES ON]
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[LIGHT MUSIC]
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I'm back!
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[LAUGHTER]
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Hey, Behrad.
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Did you remember the
Grey Mush like I asked?
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I got the Green Mush, the Purple Mush,
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the Sticky Mush, the Slimy Mush...
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and I forgot the Grey Mush.
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- You forgot the Grey Mush?
- I forgot the Grey Mush!
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[LAUGHTER]
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Oh, Behrad. You're so dumb. [LAUGHS]
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♪ They're the "Ultimate Buds" ♪
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♪ And they're Fated to have some fun ♪
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Mama needs her "Ultimate Buds".
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[LAUGHS]
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♪♪
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The oven's taking forever to pre-heat,
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and the Mush is still cold.
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My boss is gonna be here in 30 minutes.
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Or maybe she'll be early.
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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- Nate!
- Nate.
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[IN BAD BRITISH ACCENT]
I don't know this Nate you speak of.
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Me name is Robin of Locksley
of Starling City.
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Why?
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[IN NORMAL VOICE] I got an audition
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to play Robin Hood in "Arrow",
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a show about a vigilante.
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Mm, sounds dumb.
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If it was dumb,
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why would I stop crime with this?
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- [ARROW FIRES]
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The Grey Mush!
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I guess I got the Grey Mush.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[LAUGHS]
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At least the family
heirloom didn't get dirty.
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I should go clean off.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Don't leave me here with...
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[GROANS] Nate.
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Are you still upset about
the time we almost kissed?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry I missed the kiss.
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[LAUGHTER]
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No, I'm mad because
you ruined the place,
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and my boss is gonna be here any minute.
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[BRACELET THRUMMING]
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- What's that thing doing?
- Oh.
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I don't know. It's
never done that before.
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- I say don't touch it.
- Right.
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- But on the other hand, why not?
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- [ELECTRICITY ZAPS]
- Ah!
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[BRACELET WHOOSHES]
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This show's off the rails.
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There's no ghosts in "Ultimate Buds".
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[EERIE MUSIC]
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♪♪
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[CROWD GASPS, LAUGHS]
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Nate?
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Sorry?
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[LAUGHTER]
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But how... you found me.
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- Oh, God.
- Oh, whoa.
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- [EXHALES]
- Oh.
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[CROWD "AWW" S]
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- What was that?
- What?
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- Nate?
- Yeah?
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Nate Heywood: actor and your neighbor.
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Do you remember us?
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I mean, I always
wanted there to be an...
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Us.
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[CROWD "AWW" S]
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Could I be more of a kiss-misser?
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[LAUGHTER]
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Wow.
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Lot going on here. [SIGHS]
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All right, we need to
take these off immediately.
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[GRUNTS]
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All right, I knew the
timeline would be different
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and you might not remember me, but
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this is just bizarre.
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All right, where's the Waverider?
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Where's Sara and Mick
and John and the others?
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Ava Sharpe?
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Mona Wu?
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[EERIE MUSIC]
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Did they just say "Mona Wu"?
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Sure. Sure.
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All good questions. Right.
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Hey, Behrad, your sister
might have hit her head again.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Behrad?
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Is that really you?
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I thought I'd never see you again.
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Did you eat, like, an
entire Behrad Brownie?
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- What?
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Your boss!
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Why don't you just stay in this closet
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for a sec while we
entertain your boss...
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And your liver processes the brownie.
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Welcome. I'm Behrad, Zari's brother.
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You must be the....
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[QUIETLY] Hot boss.
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My!
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What a charming brother
the Fates have granted Zari.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Where is she?
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Not in the closet, that's for sure.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[BRACELET WHOOSHES]
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[DOOR SLAMS OPEN, WIND WHOOSHING]
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Okay, boss coming over for dinner.
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I think I know what's going here.
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We're stuck in a TV sitcom.
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- [LAUGHTER]
- Zari.
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Do you have amnesia again?
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[LAUGHTER]
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You guys don't hear that? The laughing?
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I... she's hearing voices.
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Sis, what do you think is happening?
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I think you guys fought The Fates.
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ALL: Fates be praised!
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And you lost.
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And for some reason,
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you've been loomed here.
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- What's behind this door?
- Hm.
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I don't know. We never opened it.
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- Never even occurred to us.
- Mm-mm.
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Well, we're about to find out.
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[RING ACTIVATES]
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[DOOR RIPS OFF THE HINGES]
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[WIND WHOOSHING]
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Huh.
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[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
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Has that been there the whole time?
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[EXHALES]
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Coming, dummies?
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- Buds stick together.
- Like glue.
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♪♪
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Where are we?
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Ah.
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We've been expecting you.
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Welcome to Highcastle Abbey.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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[DRAMATIC PIANO MUSIC]
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♪♪
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Lady Zari and Lord Behrad,
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the second footman will
see to your carriage.
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What happened to the first footman?
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[GIGGLES]
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[SNIFFS]
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I've taken the liberty of ordering you
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some Persian treats to
make you feel at home.
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Shall I ask the kitchen
to prepare a tea?
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Uh... sure.
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Unbelievable.
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John Constantine, self-proclaimed
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nasty piece of work is a butler.
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Hmm.
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Please tell me you guys recognize him.
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- No, no.
- [SUCKS IN AIR]
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Sorry, Sis.
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- Do you think this is another TV show?
- Right.
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We went from a hilarious
yet heartfelt sitcom,
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but now we're stuck on some
stuffy BBC period piece.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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♪♪
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[SIGHS]
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With no obvious way to escape.
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[EXHALES]
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Well, it seems like the TV show
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is adapting to our presence.
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So I think we just have to play along
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until I can get John to snap out of it.
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Okay, it looks like
we're some kind of...
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- Aristocrats.
- Nice.
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Hmm. That must make you our servant.
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[LAUGHING]
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Mm.
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[SIGHS]
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Wouldn't you prefer wearing something
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a tad more cheerful, dearest?
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I would if the prospect
of your matchmaking
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was worthy of cheer.
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Lord Behrad is your
father's closest male heir.
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Marriage to him keeps
Highcastle Abbey in our family.
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Well, how is he, Mr. Constantine?
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Lord Behrad is as advertised,
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a foreigner.
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Oh, not you too.
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Lord and Lady Tarazi, may I present
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Lady Natalie and her daughter,
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Lady Astra.
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I do beg your pardon, Lord Tarazi,
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but is it customary where you
come from for the valet to sit?
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[SNAPS FINGERS]
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Ooh. [CLEARS THROAT]
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[IN BAD BRITISH ACCENT] Oi!
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A thousand apologies, bro.
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Mr. Constantine,
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why don't you show the Tarazis' valet
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00:10:57,712 --> 00:10:58,810
to the servants' hall?
269
00:10:58,812 --> 00:11:01,013
Happily, my Lady.
270
00:11:03,316 --> 00:11:05,550
[SIGHS] Please, have a seat.
271
00:11:05,552 --> 00:11:08,519
You must be exhausted from your travels.
272
00:11:08,521 --> 00:11:10,689
I'm so glad we could find the time
273
00:11:10,691 --> 00:11:12,290
to get to know one another.
274
00:11:12,292 --> 00:11:13,691
Yes.
275
00:11:13,693 --> 00:11:16,561
Before we marry and you
inherit our family's estate...
276
00:11:16,563 --> 00:11:17,762
[SCOFFS]
277
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,230
[CHUCKLES]
278
00:11:19,232 --> 00:11:22,266
I'm sorry. Did you say, "marry"?
279
00:11:22,268 --> 00:11:24,436
I have to go to the bath...
280
00:11:24,438 --> 00:11:26,137
to the lavatory.
281
00:11:26,139 --> 00:11:28,540
[WHISPERS] Don't leave me.
282
00:11:31,978 --> 00:11:34,278
Do you enjoy hunting, Lord Behrad?
283
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,749
Ooh, I like to play among the animals,
284
00:11:36,751 --> 00:11:39,252
not slaughter them.
285
00:11:39,254 --> 00:11:40,354
Well...
286
00:11:40,356 --> 00:11:43,258
that is an unconventional opinion.
287
00:11:45,734 --> 00:11:47,101
In this household,
288
00:11:47,103 --> 00:11:48,793
servants should be seen and not heard
289
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,461
in the company of their superiors.
290
00:11:50,463 --> 00:11:52,363
Which means we should
all be silent round you.
291
00:11:52,365 --> 00:11:53,731
Isn't that right, Mr. Constantine?
292
00:11:53,733 --> 00:11:55,467
Mrs. Hutchens, trying
to hold your tongue
293
00:11:55,469 --> 00:11:56,894
will be as easy as
swimming through custard
294
00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:58,736
in Wellington boots.
295
00:11:58,738 --> 00:12:00,137
Oh, there you are, John.
296
00:12:00,139 --> 00:12:02,106
Well, I do beg your pardon, Lady Zari,
297
00:12:02,108 --> 00:12:04,008
but this is most irregular.
298
00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:06,244
Right, I... I need to talk to you...
299
00:12:06,246 --> 00:12:07,278
alone.
300
00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:08,813
[GASPS] They got the Blue Mush.
301
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,915
- Fancy kind.
- Yum.
302
00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:12,618
[CLEARS THROAT]
303
00:12:15,421 --> 00:12:16,954
How may I assist you, my Lady?
304
00:12:16,956 --> 00:12:18,222
All right, listen to me.
305
00:12:18,224 --> 00:12:21,659
You are not some buttoned-up butler.
306
00:12:21,661 --> 00:12:23,127
You are... are a cynical,
307
00:12:23,129 --> 00:12:25,496
chain-smoking, master of the occult.
308
00:12:25,498 --> 00:12:27,265
You have an apprentice named Gary,
309
00:12:27,267 --> 00:12:29,000
and you are capable of great ma...
310
00:12:29,002 --> 00:12:30,235
Destine!
311
00:12:33,706 --> 00:12:34,805
Magic.
312
00:12:34,807 --> 00:12:36,240
Did she just say "Gary" now?
313
00:12:36,242 --> 00:12:39,411
Maybe that crazy guy
isn't so crazy after all.
314
00:12:44,217 --> 00:12:47,018
Can I confide in you, Lord Behrad?
315
00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:49,020
Confide away.
316
00:12:49,022 --> 00:12:51,355
Sometimes I wish I'd been born a man,
317
00:12:51,357 --> 00:12:53,824
at least then I'd have
a chance at adventure.
318
00:12:53,826 --> 00:12:55,927
Your parents can't hold you here.
319
00:12:55,929 --> 00:12:57,762
You're a diva.
320
00:12:57,764 --> 00:12:59,230
What is a diva?
321
00:12:59,232 --> 00:13:02,066
A diva is a female version of a hustler.
322
00:13:02,068 --> 00:13:05,604
[MYSTERIOUS STRING MUSIC]
323
00:13:05,606 --> 00:13:07,371
[SIGHS] Okay, let me get this straight.
324
00:13:07,373 --> 00:13:08,940
You don't remember me or the Legends,
325
00:13:08,942 --> 00:13:11,909
but you can still cast spells?
326
00:13:11,911 --> 00:13:13,878
To my great shame.
327
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,614
I'm at war with myself.
328
00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:19,250
Part of me is, uh...
329
00:13:19,252 --> 00:13:22,687
seduced by dark magic.
330
00:13:22,689 --> 00:13:24,455
That's the real you.
331
00:13:24,457 --> 00:13:26,324
Are you going to inform Lady Natalie?
332
00:13:26,326 --> 00:13:27,558
Yeah, maybe we should.
333
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:30,061
Please, please don't. I beg you.
334
00:13:30,063 --> 00:13:32,197
You see, I'll be sacked.
335
00:13:33,592 --> 00:13:34,926
You know what?
336
00:13:34,928 --> 00:13:36,628
If you cast one of your spells
337
00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:37,897
and help us escape this world,
338
00:13:37,899 --> 00:13:40,634
we will keep quiet.
339
00:13:40,636 --> 00:13:43,305
- Maybe.
- We will.
340
00:13:45,878 --> 00:13:48,713
Gary, I think people
are trapped on the TV,
341
00:13:48,715 --> 00:13:49,880
and they know us.
342
00:13:49,882 --> 00:13:50,982
You sound crazy.
343
00:13:50,984 --> 00:13:52,251
You were onto something.
344
00:13:52,253 --> 00:13:54,618
The world's all wrong, and the
cracks are starting to show.
345
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:55,719
Just watch.
346
00:13:55,721 --> 00:13:57,021
[TV BUZZES ON]
347
00:13:57,023 --> 00:13:59,323
In order for this
spell to work properly,
348
00:13:59,325 --> 00:14:01,393
I must first know where it is
349
00:14:01,395 --> 00:14:03,327
that you intend to go.
350
00:14:03,329 --> 00:14:06,697
Can you send us to someone?
351
00:14:06,699 --> 00:14:08,632
We need to find our captain.
352
00:14:08,634 --> 00:14:10,468
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
353
00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:12,169
What is your captain's name?
354
00:14:12,171 --> 00:14:14,105
Uh, Sara. Captain Sara Lance.
355
00:14:14,107 --> 00:14:16,741
[GROWLS]
356
00:14:16,743 --> 00:14:18,576
The Jack of Ones.
357
00:14:18,578 --> 00:14:22,313
Daring exploits and dangerous
challenges lay ahead.
358
00:14:22,315 --> 00:14:24,482
- Great.
- I do hope this works.
359
00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:27,486
I shall be glad to be rid of you.
360
00:14:27,488 --> 00:14:28,586
Actually, John,
361
00:14:28,588 --> 00:14:30,321
we really need you to come with us.
362
00:14:30,323 --> 00:14:32,089
Amusing joke, my lady,
363
00:14:32,091 --> 00:14:33,791
but I will never desert my post.
364
00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:35,893
Welp, I tried to stop her.
365
00:14:35,895 --> 00:14:39,296
Mr. Constantine, I have made
the most wonderful decision.
366
00:14:39,298 --> 00:14:41,132
I am moving to London.
367
00:14:41,134 --> 00:14:42,900
London?
368
00:14:42,902 --> 00:14:44,702
What about Highcastle
369
00:14:44,704 --> 00:14:46,237
and your mother?
370
00:14:46,239 --> 00:14:48,739
I am a diva.
371
00:14:48,741 --> 00:14:49,808
My bad.
372
00:14:49,810 --> 00:14:52,710
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
373
00:14:52,712 --> 00:14:54,612
Everyone that wants to leave, link up.
374
00:14:54,614 --> 00:14:56,313
- Come here.
- Where are we going?
375
00:14:56,315 --> 00:14:58,249
Lady Astra, I beg you.
Please, step away.
376
00:14:58,251 --> 00:14:59,717
To live a life that I love,
377
00:14:59,719 --> 00:15:01,419
I must know the world
outside these walls.
378
00:15:01,421 --> 00:15:03,287
Lady Astra, I must insist.
379
00:15:03,289 --> 00:15:05,823
♪♪
380
00:15:05,825 --> 00:15:07,224
Where'd they go?
381
00:15:07,226 --> 00:15:09,326
Did she say "Captain Lance"?
382
00:15:09,328 --> 00:15:11,262
From "Star Trip"?
383
00:15:11,264 --> 00:15:13,430
We have to get into Clotho Productions
384
00:15:13,432 --> 00:15:15,132
and find out what's going on.
385
00:15:15,134 --> 00:15:18,135
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC]
386
00:15:18,137 --> 00:15:20,504
♪♪
387
00:15:20,506 --> 00:15:24,275
[SIGHS] Officer Maala, report.
388
00:15:24,277 --> 00:15:26,277
It's a Gromulan warship, Captains.
389
00:15:26,279 --> 00:15:27,344
[ALARM WAILS]
390
00:15:27,346 --> 00:15:28,679
Hail them, Officer Maala.
391
00:15:28,681 --> 00:15:32,316
Or wouldn't it be more... logical
392
00:15:32,318 --> 00:15:35,586
to attack the warship
before it attacks us?
393
00:15:35,588 --> 00:15:36,955
By that logic, we would attack
394
00:15:36,957 --> 00:15:39,289
every ship we encountered.
395
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:42,759
Is there something wrong with that?
396
00:15:42,761 --> 00:15:44,394
Fine, Officer Maala.
397
00:15:44,396 --> 00:15:47,063
- Hail the Gromulans.
- Yes, Captain.
398
00:15:47,065 --> 00:15:49,766
[HIGH-PITCHED ELECTRONIC WAILING]
399
00:15:49,768 --> 00:15:53,304
[SPEAKING GROMULAN]
400
00:15:54,706 --> 00:15:56,106
[SPEAKING GROMULAN]
401
00:15:56,108 --> 00:15:57,807
Can we kill them now?
402
00:15:57,809 --> 00:16:00,044
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
403
00:16:06,594 --> 00:16:08,230
Space:
404
00:16:08,232 --> 00:16:10,600
the Fatal Frontier.
405
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:12,285
[SHIP WHOOSHES]
406
00:16:12,287 --> 00:16:14,020
These are the adventures
407
00:16:14,022 --> 00:16:17,067
of the USS Faterider.
408
00:16:17,069 --> 00:16:18,502
Its mission:
409
00:16:18,504 --> 00:16:20,271
to seek out rebellious life forms
410
00:16:20,273 --> 00:16:22,841
and disobedient civilizations
411
00:16:22,843 --> 00:16:24,410
and blow them up with lasers.
412
00:16:24,412 --> 00:16:26,508
- [LASERS PINGING]
- [EXPLODES]
413
00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:30,515
♪♪
414
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,284
Captains, we've caught the Gromulans
415
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,019
with their pants down.
416
00:16:37,021 --> 00:16:40,522
Charge the cannons.
Let's give them hell.
417
00:16:40,524 --> 00:16:42,658
Engage the translator, Officer Maala.
418
00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:44,693
I would like to talk to them.
419
00:16:44,695 --> 00:16:47,096
Two captains is an
exciting power dynamic.
420
00:16:47,098 --> 00:16:49,198
Charging cannons and
engaging the translator.
421
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,767
Okay, sorry. Do you guys
not understand me?
422
00:16:51,769 --> 00:16:55,204
We understand you. We come in peace.
423
00:16:55,206 --> 00:16:57,340
Yeah, now prepare to die.
424
00:16:57,342 --> 00:16:58,476
Wait. Hold on.
425
00:16:58,478 --> 00:17:00,609
Don't shoot. Listen.
426
00:17:00,611 --> 00:17:03,101
None of this is real.
This is a fake reality.
427
00:17:03,103 --> 00:17:05,471
Yeah, it's true. We're all on television.
428
00:17:05,473 --> 00:17:07,207
Watch. I can press this, uh,
429
00:17:07,209 --> 00:17:09,810
plasma cannon button, and
nothing's gonna happen.
430
00:17:09,812 --> 00:17:11,111
No, no, no. Nate, no.
431
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,780
- No.
- On the other hand, why not?
432
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,082
- [BUTTON BUZZES]
- [GASPS]
433
00:17:15,084 --> 00:17:16,683
[LASER PINGS]
434
00:17:16,685 --> 00:17:19,888
[EXPLOSIONS]
435
00:17:20,656 --> 00:17:23,290
[SIRENS WAILING]
436
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,926
Oh.
437
00:17:25,928 --> 00:17:27,661
Who knew?
438
00:17:27,663 --> 00:17:30,030
That was bad.
439
00:17:30,032 --> 00:17:31,599
- Can't even look.
- Oh, well, I mean,
440
00:17:31,601 --> 00:17:34,303
it's an absolutely remarkable
vessel really, isn't it?
441
00:17:35,398 --> 00:17:38,565
- [ELECTRIC SPARKS]
- [AIR WHOOSHING]
442
00:17:38,567 --> 00:17:40,934
[ALARM WAILING]
443
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:43,470
Officer Maala!
444
00:17:43,472 --> 00:17:46,774
The crew has perished.
445
00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:48,809
No!
446
00:17:48,811 --> 00:17:50,577
There's no need to
vocalize at that decibel.
447
00:17:50,579 --> 00:17:51,645
They're androids.
448
00:17:51,647 --> 00:17:54,648
Error... error...
449
00:17:54,650 --> 00:17:57,384
Oh. Right.
450
00:17:57,386 --> 00:18:00,455
This battle isn't over yet.
451
00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:04,426
Ooh, crazy episode.
452
00:18:05,795 --> 00:18:09,063
[CLEARS THROAT] Excuse me, my good sir.
453
00:18:09,065 --> 00:18:10,616
My colleague and I are here
454
00:18:10,618 --> 00:18:13,887
to refill your Mush vending machines.
455
00:18:15,237 --> 00:18:16,537
I don't have you on my list.
456
00:18:16,539 --> 00:18:19,139
Lalo, is it?
457
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,741
You don't wanna be known
458
00:18:20,743 --> 00:18:24,378
as the guy who lets the
building run out of Mush,
459
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:27,481
do you?
460
00:18:27,483 --> 00:18:29,417
All right, go in.
461
00:18:32,421 --> 00:18:35,222
Yes.
462
00:18:35,224 --> 00:18:37,057
Fire laser blasters.
463
00:18:37,059 --> 00:18:38,392
Permanently disabled.
464
00:18:38,394 --> 00:18:40,794
- Photon torpedoes!
- Destroyed.
465
00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:43,442
Hey, ladies, uh,
permission to rescue you?
466
00:18:43,444 --> 00:18:45,432
We could just beam you right over here.
467
00:18:45,434 --> 00:18:47,568
[ELECTRONICS EXPLODE]
468
00:18:47,570 --> 00:18:49,470
Smells like a Gromulan trap.
469
00:18:49,472 --> 00:18:51,205
Okay, you're losing oxygen.
470
00:18:51,207 --> 00:18:52,506
We're gonna rescue you.
471
00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:55,909
[BEAMING DEVICE RINGING]
472
00:18:55,911 --> 00:18:58,946
We're taking over this ship.
473
00:18:58,948 --> 00:19:00,347
Sure. That works.
474
00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:02,282
We're... we're your crew anyways.
475
00:19:02,284 --> 00:19:03,750
I... I know it's complicated,
476
00:19:03,752 --> 00:19:05,452
but we're actually from
an alternate timeline
477
00:19:05,454 --> 00:19:07,988
where you're our captains.
478
00:19:07,990 --> 00:19:09,490
You're our crew?
479
00:19:09,492 --> 00:19:12,593
May I interest you in
some rare Gromulan tea?
480
00:19:12,595 --> 00:19:14,992
Oh, it is grand
481
00:19:14,994 --> 00:19:18,062
to see lady adventurers in pantaloons.
482
00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:22,536
What kind of Gromulans are you?
483
00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:24,104
[TOGETHER] Ultimate Buds.
484
00:19:24,106 --> 00:19:26,974
All right, yeah, I know
it's hard to believe, but...
485
00:19:26,976 --> 00:19:30,043
No. It makes perfect sense.
486
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,045
We encounter this sort
of thing all the time.
487
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:34,481
You're probably our crew
from an alternate timeline,
488
00:19:34,483 --> 00:19:37,117
and you've been trapped in some sort of,
489
00:19:37,119 --> 00:19:38,552
judging by your mannerisms,
490
00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:42,055
late and early 20th-century
prison dimension,
491
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:45,058
which calls the question if we ourselves
492
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,794
our existing in a prison dimension.
493
00:19:47,796 --> 00:19:49,596
It's perfectly logical.
494
00:19:49,598 --> 00:19:51,900
Ava, I love you.
495
00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:55,269
[MACHINE CLICKING]
496
00:19:55,271 --> 00:19:56,670
Whoa.
497
00:19:56,672 --> 00:19:58,806
Clotho's control room.
498
00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:02,509
Look.
499
00:20:02,511 --> 00:20:03,851
That contraption is spitting out
500
00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:05,245
a script for "Star Trip".
501
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,181
Looks like it's being
generated automatically
502
00:20:07,183 --> 00:20:09,583
by some sort of scriptwriting algorithm.
503
00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:11,585
What are these?
504
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,487
Those are life threads, Gary.
505
00:20:13,489 --> 00:20:16,090
Someone really is
trapped in these shows.
506
00:20:20,496 --> 00:20:22,196
Oh, my Fates!
507
00:20:22,198 --> 00:20:24,198
What is it?
508
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,833
"Ultimate Buds" swag.
509
00:20:26,835 --> 00:20:29,503
We need to figure out our next move.
510
00:20:29,505 --> 00:20:32,539
Uh, what we need is to
get out of this TV sh...
511
00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:34,241
prison dimension.
512
00:20:34,243 --> 00:20:36,877
We've been investigating an
odd radio wave transmission
513
00:20:36,879 --> 00:20:39,095
coming from the planet Kuldezax.
514
00:20:39,097 --> 00:20:40,280
[RADIO TUNING]
515
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:44,218
♪ Welcome to my Cul-de-Sac, friend ♪
516
00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:47,120
♪ That's a street that
ends in a circle ♪
517
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:49,189
Is that a song?
518
00:20:49,191 --> 00:20:51,091
We don't know what to make of it.
519
00:20:51,093 --> 00:20:54,194
This sector should be deserted.
520
00:20:54,196 --> 00:20:56,863
All right. I'm gonna make contact.
521
00:20:56,865 --> 00:20:58,765
With alien beings? Are you mad?
522
00:20:58,767 --> 00:21:00,500
Absolutely do not make contact.
523
00:21:00,502 --> 00:21:02,336
Even I think it's a bad idea.
524
00:21:02,338 --> 00:21:03,637
Okay, okay. I won't.
525
00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:05,239
Mm, on the other hand...
526
00:21:05,241 --> 00:21:06,607
Why not?
527
00:21:06,609 --> 00:21:08,342
[OVERLAPPING "NO" S]
528
00:21:08,344 --> 00:21:09,576
[SHIP PINGS]
529
00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:10,877
[SHIP CRUNCHES]
530
00:21:10,879 --> 00:21:14,082
[ALL SCREAMING]
531
00:21:16,992 --> 00:21:18,858
[PEACEFUL PIANO MUSIC]
532
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:22,162
♪ Welcome to my Cul-de-Sac, friend ♪
533
00:21:22,164 --> 00:21:23,730
[IMITATING LASERS BLASTING]
534
00:21:23,732 --> 00:21:25,899
♪ That's a street that
ends in a circle ♪
535
00:21:25,901 --> 00:21:27,500
♪♪
536
00:21:27,502 --> 00:21:28,735
Children,
537
00:21:28,737 --> 00:21:32,772
I think the Fates have
sent us some visitors.
538
00:21:32,774 --> 00:21:34,941
[IMITATING SHIP]
539
00:21:34,943 --> 00:21:37,544
Let's be good hosts.
540
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,381
I'll get the door.
541
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,882
Look who it is, everyone.
542
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:45,018
It's the Community Helpers.
543
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:48,488
We're on "Mr. Parker's Cul-de-Sac".
544
00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:51,691
Sewer repair? That's
actually kind of badass.
545
00:21:51,693 --> 00:21:54,928
Could there be such a
profession as a firewoman?
546
00:21:54,930 --> 00:21:56,763
Gather around, friends.
547
00:21:56,765 --> 00:21:59,399
It's story time.
548
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:02,902
Why don't you take a
walk around the block?
549
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,838
Oof! [LAUGHS]
550
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,040
Actually, Officer Lance,
551
00:22:07,042 --> 00:22:09,242
it is a Cul-de-Sa...
552
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:11,478
The logic of this world
does not compute.
553
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,347
What exactly is the plan, Dr. Zari?
554
00:22:14,349 --> 00:22:16,016
I have no idea.
555
00:22:16,018 --> 00:22:18,118
Oh, well, we can't
just keep hopping shows
556
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,853
ad-infinitum, now can we?
557
00:22:19,855 --> 00:22:21,655
We are on public access.
558
00:22:21,657 --> 00:22:22,922
This is a career-killer.
559
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:24,357
Come on, Sis. What gives?
560
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:26,359
Look, I don't know.
561
00:22:26,361 --> 00:22:28,428
If you guys would just
remember who you really are,
562
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,230
you could help me figure this out, but
563
00:22:30,232 --> 00:22:31,965
none of you remember.
564
00:22:31,967 --> 00:22:33,266
Remember what?
565
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:35,101
That you're in the Legends.
566
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:37,505
What is a Legend?
567
00:22:40,976 --> 00:22:43,043
What is a Legend?
568
00:22:43,045 --> 00:22:45,478
You guys were heroes.
569
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,347
But it's not because you do magic
570
00:22:47,349 --> 00:22:49,416
or because you have superpowers, it's...
571
00:22:49,418 --> 00:22:52,035
What makes you guys special,
what makes us special,
572
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:55,388
is that we're just a bunch of...
573
00:22:55,390 --> 00:22:58,258
misfits who are trying
to make a difference.
574
00:22:58,260 --> 00:23:01,414
That is what we need right now.
575
00:23:01,416 --> 00:23:03,083
She's talking about us.
576
00:23:03,085 --> 00:23:06,032
We could be those misfits, Gary.
577
00:23:06,034 --> 00:23:07,534
But how?
578
00:23:07,536 --> 00:23:09,769
I've been sanitizing
history for too long.
579
00:23:09,771 --> 00:23:12,339
It's time to spread the truth.
580
00:23:12,341 --> 00:23:15,675
"The Legends remember
581
00:23:15,677 --> 00:23:19,212
who they truly are".
582
00:23:19,214 --> 00:23:21,648
I wanna do right by Astra.
583
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:25,452
Make sure she, uh, was happy
growing up in a big house.
584
00:23:25,454 --> 00:23:27,420
And I could keep an eye on her.
585
00:23:27,422 --> 00:23:29,422
Your mom never gave up on you.
586
00:23:29,424 --> 00:23:30,990
You can really bring her back?
587
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:32,892
I can fix everything.
588
00:23:32,894 --> 00:23:34,894
You don't belong here.
589
00:23:34,896 --> 00:23:36,496
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
590
00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:38,131
[SLICES]
591
00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:42,135
♪♪
592
00:23:42,137 --> 00:23:43,436
As far as I'm concerned,
593
00:23:43,438 --> 00:23:45,538
we are co-captains for life.
594
00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:47,475
Always.
595
00:23:49,778 --> 00:23:52,612
[OVERLAPPING SCREAMS]
596
00:23:52,614 --> 00:23:54,013
Sara!
597
00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:56,049
We changed history.
We changed everything.
598
00:23:56,051 --> 00:23:58,818
No.
599
00:23:58,820 --> 00:24:01,221
Dude, you just came back to life.
600
00:24:01,223 --> 00:24:03,523
I know that I love you.
601
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:04,791
Find me.
602
00:24:04,793 --> 00:24:05,959
[GASPS]
603
00:24:05,961 --> 00:24:09,961
♪♪
604
00:24:12,067 --> 00:24:14,701
Oh.
605
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:15,969
I remember everything.
606
00:24:15,971 --> 00:24:17,203
I remember the Legends.
607
00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:18,872
I remember...
608
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,441
Our time with Behrad.
609
00:24:21,443 --> 00:24:25,145
I remember both Zaris.
610
00:24:25,147 --> 00:24:27,681
It's nice to be remembered.
611
00:24:29,851 --> 00:24:31,251
Behrad...
612
00:24:31,253 --> 00:24:34,187
I... I should be dead.
613
00:24:34,189 --> 00:24:36,256
In every timeline, I shouldn't be alive.
614
00:24:36,258 --> 00:24:38,992
But you're alive here, okay? Now.
615
00:24:38,994 --> 00:24:43,188
Look... I actually think
I know what happened.
616
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,057
Look, I... I told Charlie to come up
617
00:24:45,059 --> 00:24:46,215
with a way to outsmart her sisters.
618
00:24:46,217 --> 00:24:49,102
Maybe hiding us on TV was that way.
619
00:24:49,104 --> 00:24:51,037
Bloody Charlie.
620
00:24:51,039 --> 00:24:53,740
A butler?
621
00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,475
I feel violated.
622
00:24:55,477 --> 00:24:57,310
What the hell, John?
623
00:24:57,312 --> 00:24:59,746
Did the loom bring my mom back or not?
624
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:02,916
I'm sorry, love. I don't know.
625
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:06,219
- Hey.
- Hi.
626
00:25:06,221 --> 00:25:08,655
You found me.
627
00:25:08,657 --> 00:25:10,323
I'm never gonna lose you again.
628
00:25:10,325 --> 00:25:13,326
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
629
00:25:13,328 --> 00:25:14,727
♪♪
630
00:25:14,729 --> 00:25:17,096
We did it, Gary!
631
00:25:17,098 --> 00:25:19,466
You idiots.
632
00:25:19,468 --> 00:25:22,235
Great Clotho! Praise the Fates!
633
00:25:22,237 --> 00:25:23,570
What have you done?
634
00:25:23,572 --> 00:25:26,105
We restored their memories.
635
00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:27,607
Please don't kill us.
636
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:29,562
You're gonna ruin everything.
637
00:25:29,564 --> 00:25:31,544
If only we could explain.
638
00:25:31,546 --> 00:25:33,614
[IN HER GOD VOICE] Get out!
639
00:25:35,650 --> 00:25:37,417
I can't let the Legends escape.
640
00:25:37,419 --> 00:25:39,220
♪♪
641
00:25:41,476 --> 00:25:43,697
Guys, love that you're back together.
642
00:25:43,699 --> 00:25:45,725
And let's just say that I'm processing
643
00:25:45,727 --> 00:25:48,794
what it means that my best
bro is in love with my sister,
644
00:25:48,796 --> 00:25:50,896
who lived my same experiences
645
00:25:50,898 --> 00:25:52,798
in a different timeline.
646
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,667
But where's my Zari?
647
00:25:54,669 --> 00:25:58,938
Took the words right
out of my mouth, mate.
648
00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:02,437
Mm-hmm. Uh....
649
00:26:02,439 --> 00:26:04,574
Well, I'm sort of possessing her body.
650
00:26:04,576 --> 00:26:05,609
[CLEARS THROAT]
651
00:26:05,611 --> 00:26:07,979
I mean, I love both
of you. It's just...
652
00:26:07,981 --> 00:26:09,315
[SIGHS] I get it.
653
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:10,417
She belongs here.
654
00:26:10,419 --> 00:26:11,820
Yeah, but what happens to you?
655
00:26:11,822 --> 00:26:15,240
Did someone say "problem"?
656
00:26:15,242 --> 00:26:18,411
It sounds like being
stuck in a TV universe
657
00:26:18,413 --> 00:26:20,948
and suddenly remembering
two different timelines
658
00:26:20,950 --> 00:26:23,051
is very confusing.
659
00:26:24,081 --> 00:26:26,181
Well, maybe I can try to help.
660
00:26:26,183 --> 00:26:28,550
I hate to question a living God,
661
00:26:28,552 --> 00:26:31,287
but why are you doing this, Clotho?
662
00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:32,855
Because the Legends don't realize
663
00:26:32,857 --> 00:26:35,424
that there are consequences
to disobedience.
664
00:26:35,426 --> 00:26:39,194
I know all about sad feelings.
665
00:26:39,196 --> 00:26:42,197
I know all about sad feelings.
666
00:26:42,199 --> 00:26:45,435
[DRAMATIC PIANO MUSIC]
667
00:26:47,705 --> 00:26:49,171
♪ Sad feelings ♪
668
00:26:49,173 --> 00:26:50,673
♪ Bad feelings ♪
669
00:26:50,675 --> 00:26:53,609
♪ Make you so mad you
wanna scream feelings ♪
670
00:26:53,611 --> 00:26:56,512
♪ Everyone sometimes
has those feelings ♪
671
00:26:56,514 --> 00:26:58,647
♪ When you do, just sing this song ♪
672
00:26:58,649 --> 00:27:00,249
Mr. Parker, I know you're
just trying to help, but you...
673
00:27:00,251 --> 00:27:01,850
♪ Repress ♪
674
00:27:01,852 --> 00:27:03,218
♪ Repress ♪
675
00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:06,355
♪ I'll go back and repress ♪
676
00:27:06,357 --> 00:27:09,291
♪ It's better to bury my feelings ♪
677
00:27:09,293 --> 00:27:12,361
♪ Than feel as awful ♪
678
00:27:12,363 --> 00:27:15,297
♪ As this ♪
679
00:27:15,299 --> 00:27:18,468
Yeah, you're definitely not Mr. Parker.
680
00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:22,838
- [SNAPS]
- [RINGING]
681
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,841
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
682
00:27:25,843 --> 00:27:28,577
♪♪
683
00:27:28,579 --> 00:27:30,346
Where did you send them?
684
00:27:30,348 --> 00:27:33,449
Why I just pulled the plug
on this crossover, silly.
685
00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:35,819
You all have to go home now.
686
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:36,919
[SNAPS]
687
00:27:36,921 --> 00:27:38,253
♪ Sad feelings ♪
688
00:27:38,255 --> 00:27:39,955
♪ Bad feelings ♪
689
00:27:39,957 --> 00:27:41,156
♪ Make you so mad ♪
690
00:27:41,158 --> 00:27:44,059
♪ You wanna scream feelings ♪
691
00:27:44,061 --> 00:27:45,594
[SNAPS]
692
00:27:45,596 --> 00:27:48,464
♪ Everyone sometimes
has those feelings ♪
693
00:27:48,466 --> 00:27:52,601
♪ When you do, just sing this song ♪
694
00:27:52,603 --> 00:27:55,637
[TOGETHER] ♪ Ignore, ignore ♪
695
00:27:55,639 --> 00:27:58,907
♪ Those pesky feelings are a chore ♪
696
00:27:58,909 --> 00:28:00,376
♪ Obey the Fates ♪
697
00:28:00,378 --> 00:28:02,011
♪ Eat your Mush ♪
698
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:03,445
♪ And you'll be happy ♪
699
00:28:03,447 --> 00:28:08,083
♪ Just like two lady bugs ♪
700
00:28:08,085 --> 00:28:10,085
Not today, Satan!
701
00:28:10,087 --> 00:28:13,255
[BOTH GRUNTING]
702
00:28:13,257 --> 00:28:14,558
Oh. Oh.
703
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,626
I am so sorry.
704
00:28:15,628 --> 00:28:17,493
I thought I was tackling Mr. Parker.
705
00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:19,361
What kind of Mush are we having tonight?
706
00:28:19,363 --> 00:28:21,196
Um, the "you gotta go" kind.
707
00:28:21,198 --> 00:28:23,332
[LAUGHTER]
708
00:28:23,334 --> 00:28:25,601
Yeah, how did we not hear that before?
709
00:28:25,603 --> 00:28:28,638
After all that, we're
right back where we started.
710
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,707
Mother-fater.
711
00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:31,740
I wanna see the Buds break free.
712
00:28:31,742 --> 00:28:32,841
[FLAMES IGNITE]
713
00:28:32,843 --> 00:28:34,610
Just try and make a move on us,
714
00:28:34,612 --> 00:28:36,712
and I will burn you, you bastard.
715
00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:38,347
John.
716
00:28:38,349 --> 00:28:41,250
- We need to go back.
- Yeah, sure, love.
717
00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:43,385
Why don't you really listen to her,
718
00:28:43,387 --> 00:28:45,922
construction worker John?
719
00:28:48,259 --> 00:28:50,960
I wanna see my mother.
720
00:28:54,932 --> 00:28:56,865
[FLAMES DE-IGNITE]
721
00:28:56,867 --> 00:28:58,464
What do you think your
mother will suddenly
722
00:28:58,466 --> 00:28:59,968
have all of her memories?
723
00:28:59,970 --> 00:29:03,473
What if Natalie's just a
character on a TV show, love?
724
00:29:04,442 --> 00:29:07,277
I have to know for sure.
725
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,413
♪ Repress ♪
726
00:29:11,415 --> 00:29:13,449
♪ Repress ♪
727
00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:17,653
♪ I'll go back and repress ♪
728
00:29:17,655 --> 00:29:22,391
♪ It's better to bury my feelings ♪
729
00:29:22,393 --> 00:29:26,995
♪ Than feel as awful ♪
730
00:29:26,997 --> 00:29:28,864
♪ As this ♪
731
00:29:28,866 --> 00:29:30,632
♪♪
732
00:29:30,634 --> 00:29:34,703
[TOGETHER] ♪ Ignore, ignore ♪
733
00:29:34,705 --> 00:29:39,374
♪ Those pesky feelings are a chore ♪
734
00:29:39,376 --> 00:29:41,577
♪ Obey the Fates ♪
735
00:29:41,579 --> 00:29:43,712
♪ Eat your Mush ♪
736
00:29:43,714 --> 00:29:46,281
♪ And you'll be happy ♪
737
00:29:46,283 --> 00:29:51,253
♪ Just like two lady bugs ♪
738
00:29:51,255 --> 00:29:54,389
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
739
00:29:54,391 --> 00:29:55,724
Eh, we're back.
740
00:29:55,726 --> 00:29:57,893
And it's Christmastime, apparently.
741
00:29:57,895 --> 00:29:59,495
Yep.
742
00:29:59,497 --> 00:30:01,263
Oh. There you two are.
743
00:30:01,265 --> 00:30:02,598
Mom.
744
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,467
Oh. My love.
745
00:30:05,469 --> 00:30:06,802
What's all this?
746
00:30:06,804 --> 00:30:08,370
Do you remember anything?
747
00:30:08,372 --> 00:30:12,007
About your life before Highcastle Abbey?
748
00:30:12,009 --> 00:30:13,910
What... I...
749
00:30:16,247 --> 00:30:18,814
Uh, London? Magic?
750
00:30:18,816 --> 00:30:19,915
Dad?
751
00:30:19,917 --> 00:30:22,886
Oh, what on Earth are you talking about?
752
00:30:25,623 --> 00:30:28,957
Never mind.
753
00:30:28,959 --> 00:30:31,093
I love you, Mom.
754
00:30:31,095 --> 00:30:33,061
Oh.
755
00:30:33,063 --> 00:30:35,297
I love you too,
756
00:30:35,299 --> 00:30:37,699
you goose.
757
00:30:37,701 --> 00:30:40,036
Now you come upstairs
and change for dinner.
758
00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:49,246
Astra, listen to me.
759
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,282
I know what you're gonna say:
760
00:30:51,284 --> 00:30:53,984
she's not real.
761
00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:56,854
We can stay.
762
00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:59,290
What?
763
00:30:59,292 --> 00:31:00,391
What are you playing at?
764
00:31:00,393 --> 00:31:01,959
It's no trick, love.
765
00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:04,995
[EMOTIONAL PIANO MUSIC]
766
00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:06,897
♪♪
767
00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:09,834
Astra, look at me.
768
00:31:09,836 --> 00:31:12,436
What have I got to show for myself?
769
00:31:12,438 --> 00:31:15,406
38 crap years of pain
and broken promises.
770
00:31:15,408 --> 00:31:18,944
You wanna know what my original sin was?
771
00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:23,114
It was you.
772
00:31:23,116 --> 00:31:24,715
Astra.
773
00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:26,750
I rail against the angels and the demons
774
00:31:26,752 --> 00:31:27,785
for being arrogant bastards,
775
00:31:27,787 --> 00:31:29,620
but I'm worse than
the bloody lot of them.
776
00:31:29,622 --> 00:31:31,922
You know, I thought that I could use
777
00:31:31,924 --> 00:31:33,791
your innocent soul
778
00:31:33,793 --> 00:31:35,827
as a bargaining chip
to save your mother.
779
00:31:35,829 --> 00:31:38,195
Bollocks.
780
00:31:38,197 --> 00:31:40,498
If you're happy here, then
781
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,566
I will spend an eternity
782
00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:45,035
as ruddy Mr. Constantine
783
00:31:45,037 --> 00:31:48,707
trying to make it up to you and Natalie.
784
00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:52,977
Is John Constantine really capable
785
00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:54,512
of such a selfless act?
786
00:31:54,514 --> 00:31:56,715
[CHUCKLES]
787
00:32:01,321 --> 00:32:03,687
[IN MR. CONSTANTINE'S VOICE]
Would it be acceptable to dine
788
00:32:03,689 --> 00:32:06,157
at half past seven, Lady Astra?
789
00:32:06,159 --> 00:32:09,728
Mrs. Hutchens is running a trifle late.
790
00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:14,565
Perfectly acceptable, Mr. Constantine.
791
00:32:14,567 --> 00:32:17,568
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
792
00:32:17,570 --> 00:32:21,570
♪♪
793
00:32:25,092 --> 00:32:26,525
That's one show back on track.
794
00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:29,228
My algorithm should
take care of the rest.
795
00:32:30,372 --> 00:32:32,540
But I don't understand.
796
00:32:32,542 --> 00:32:36,654
Why are real people trapped on TV?
797
00:32:36,656 --> 00:32:40,802
The Legends, they're my friends.
798
00:32:40,804 --> 00:32:42,538
But my sisters wanted them dead,
799
00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:46,620
so I made a deal:
800
00:32:46,622 --> 00:32:48,924
weave the Legends into
our streaming service
801
00:32:48,926 --> 00:32:51,393
where they help indoctrinate the masses,
802
00:32:51,395 --> 00:32:54,296
and they could live.
803
00:32:54,298 --> 00:32:55,630
Huh.
804
00:32:55,632 --> 00:32:58,166
I always thought of you
as the punk rock Fate.
805
00:32:58,168 --> 00:33:00,001
I didn't have a choice.
806
00:33:00,003 --> 00:33:02,070
Nobody does here.
807
00:33:02,072 --> 00:33:04,940
But that's how it starts,
and then you get used to it,
808
00:33:04,942 --> 00:33:06,541
obeying, I mean.
809
00:33:06,543 --> 00:33:09,544
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
810
00:33:09,546 --> 00:33:13,546
♪♪
811
00:33:14,852 --> 00:33:16,751
Come on. We have to escape.
812
00:33:16,753 --> 00:33:18,453
What's our course, Captains?
813
00:33:18,455 --> 00:33:19,489
Sara, wait.
814
00:33:19,491 --> 00:33:22,004
- Let's think about this.
- What's there to think about?
815
00:33:22,006 --> 00:33:23,613
We have to get back to real world.
816
00:33:23,615 --> 00:33:26,061
No, I know, okay? But just...
817
00:33:26,063 --> 00:33:27,762
in the real world, I saw you die.
818
00:33:27,764 --> 00:33:30,799
Okay, and it...
819
00:33:30,801 --> 00:33:32,970
it was awful, and I just keep playing it
820
00:33:32,972 --> 00:33:34,603
over and over again in my head, okay?
821
00:33:34,605 --> 00:33:37,739
So look, out there, we lost.
822
00:33:37,741 --> 00:33:42,077
But in here, we always win, Sara.
823
00:33:42,079 --> 00:33:43,512
You're right.
824
00:33:43,514 --> 00:33:46,848
Okay, and that's why
Charlie did all this,
825
00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:48,617
a crew that can't die,
826
00:33:48,619 --> 00:33:50,491
us beating the bad guys every time,
827
00:33:50,493 --> 00:33:53,989
it's what we asked for
back there in the pub.
828
00:33:53,991 --> 00:33:56,124
♪♪
829
00:33:56,126 --> 00:33:59,928
But that doesn't exist.
830
00:33:59,930 --> 00:34:03,899
Ava, life is beautiful and terrible,
831
00:34:03,901 --> 00:34:06,201
all at the same time.
832
00:34:06,203 --> 00:34:10,205
But if we're only living part of it,
833
00:34:10,207 --> 00:34:12,040
then we're not living at all.
834
00:34:12,042 --> 00:34:16,042
♪♪
835
00:34:18,215 --> 00:34:19,781
Let's get the hell out of here.
836
00:34:19,783 --> 00:34:23,218
Captains, I'm picking up
a strange transmission.
837
00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:27,122
It's from your old enemy, Dhan.
838
00:34:27,124 --> 00:34:30,125
Captain Lance, Captain Sharpe,
839
00:34:30,127 --> 00:34:32,360
old friends.
840
00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:34,729
- He looks kind of hot.
- Oh, Mom.
841
00:34:34,731 --> 00:34:36,398
What? I'm not dead.
842
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,033
That's gross.
843
00:34:38,035 --> 00:34:40,101
So that's where Rory's been.
844
00:34:40,103 --> 00:34:44,272
It was foolish to think
you could escape my wrath.
845
00:34:44,274 --> 00:34:46,374
Dhan's charging his torpedoes.
846
00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:48,009
Should I raise the shields?
847
00:34:48,011 --> 00:34:51,680
You said that we always win, right?
848
00:34:51,682 --> 00:34:56,551
What if the only way to get
Charlie to set us free is...
849
00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:59,020
we have to lose?
850
00:34:59,022 --> 00:35:01,036
What is she on about?
851
00:35:01,038 --> 00:35:02,638
You left me.
852
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,827
You left her in the
center of a dead planet.
853
00:35:05,829 --> 00:35:07,762
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just
get to the revenge part.
854
00:35:07,764 --> 00:35:09,764
As you wish.
855
00:35:09,766 --> 00:35:13,902
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
856
00:35:13,904 --> 00:35:15,503
Torpedoes incoming.
857
00:35:15,505 --> 00:35:17,238
Should I take evasive maneuvers?
858
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,676
Negative, Officer Maala.
859
00:35:22,212 --> 00:35:24,579
What if real people
die in the TV, Clotho?
860
00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:26,581
You have to save them.
861
00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:30,583
♪♪
862
00:35:35,192 --> 00:35:37,926
Torpedo impact in five,
863
00:35:37,928 --> 00:35:40,795
four, three,
864
00:35:40,797 --> 00:35:43,732
two, one.
865
00:35:43,734 --> 00:35:47,734
♪♪
866
00:35:49,740 --> 00:35:51,640
[MONOTONOUS BEEP]
867
00:35:51,642 --> 00:35:52,807
No!
868
00:35:52,809 --> 00:35:55,143
- What just happened?
- Did they die?
869
00:35:55,145 --> 00:35:59,180
[MACHINE BEEPING]
870
00:35:59,182 --> 00:36:03,952
What did you do?
871
00:36:03,954 --> 00:36:07,188
I canceled their show.
872
00:36:07,190 --> 00:36:08,390
You idiots.
873
00:36:08,392 --> 00:36:10,125
Have you any idea what you've done?
874
00:36:10,127 --> 00:36:12,160
I love "Star Trip", and my hair.
875
00:36:12,162 --> 00:36:14,162
Wait, where are we?
876
00:36:14,164 --> 00:36:17,133
And where are the others?
877
00:36:20,604 --> 00:36:22,370
Darling.
878
00:36:22,372 --> 00:36:27,610
Before we go in for dinner,
just open one present.
879
00:36:31,214 --> 00:36:32,781
And what's this?
880
00:36:32,783 --> 00:36:35,750
I overheard you talking
to Lord Behrad earlier.
881
00:36:35,752 --> 00:36:37,286
It's a ticket to London.
882
00:36:39,056 --> 00:36:41,423
I don't understand.
883
00:36:41,425 --> 00:36:43,158
I couldn't bear it
884
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:48,296
if you sacrificed your
happiness for my own.
885
00:36:48,298 --> 00:36:51,700
But what about Highcastle Abbey?
886
00:36:51,702 --> 00:36:55,568
Please, don't make me do this.
I can't say good-bye to you.
887
00:36:55,570 --> 00:36:57,205
Darling, darling.
888
00:36:57,207 --> 00:36:59,607
I'll always be here.
889
00:36:59,609 --> 00:37:03,111
But you have your
whole life ahead of you.
890
00:37:03,113 --> 00:37:06,748
Be courageous, my love.
891
00:37:06,750 --> 00:37:08,584
You live it well.
892
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:14,089
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
893
00:37:14,091 --> 00:37:15,890
Mr. Constantine.
894
00:37:15,892 --> 00:37:17,892
Your ladyship.
895
00:37:17,894 --> 00:37:22,030
♪♪
896
00:37:22,032 --> 00:37:24,566
Is Lady Astra really leaving Highcastle?
897
00:37:24,568 --> 00:37:26,835
♪♪
898
00:37:26,837 --> 00:37:28,804
[MUTTERS]
899
00:37:31,141 --> 00:37:33,274
Do I have to say it?
900
00:37:33,276 --> 00:37:34,843
Say what, my lady?
901
00:37:34,845 --> 00:37:37,946
You smug bastard.
902
00:37:37,948 --> 00:37:40,048
We can't stay here.
903
00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:41,317
[GROANS]
904
00:37:43,253 --> 00:37:45,420
[SIGHS]
905
00:37:45,422 --> 00:37:47,156
Nat would be proud.
906
00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:52,428
Do it fast before I change my mind.
907
00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:03,139
[CHANTING]
908
00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:05,874
John, you made it.
909
00:38:05,876 --> 00:38:08,009
Yeah, just about.
910
00:38:08,011 --> 00:38:09,277
What about the others?
911
00:38:09,279 --> 00:38:11,079
Come on, Z.
912
00:38:11,081 --> 00:38:12,982
You didn't live in a Totem for a year
913
00:38:12,984 --> 00:38:15,150
just to get stuck on a TV show.
914
00:38:15,152 --> 00:38:18,219
I can't go back to eating mush again,
915
00:38:18,221 --> 00:38:19,888
not even blue mush.
916
00:38:19,890 --> 00:38:22,124
[AUDIENCE GASPS]
917
00:38:23,660 --> 00:38:26,895
Yeah, because no one should eat mush.
918
00:38:26,897 --> 00:38:29,297
[AUDIENCE GASPS]
919
00:38:29,299 --> 00:38:31,833
It's horrible,
920
00:38:31,835 --> 00:38:35,487
and all the colors are deeply unnatural.
921
00:38:35,489 --> 00:38:41,409
Oh, and it has the
texture of wet cement.
922
00:38:41,411 --> 00:38:45,847
But, Z, the Fates said
we all have to eat mush.
923
00:38:45,849 --> 00:38:47,349
You know what, Nate?
924
00:38:48,118 --> 00:38:49,417
Screw the Fates.
925
00:38:49,419 --> 00:38:51,519
[AUDIENCE GASPS]
926
00:38:51,521 --> 00:38:55,423
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
927
00:38:55,425 --> 00:38:57,358
Those imbeciles can't do this.
928
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:00,295
They'll inspire an insurrection.
929
00:39:00,297 --> 00:39:02,597
BOTH: They're gonna
get themselves canceled.
930
00:39:02,599 --> 00:39:05,704
For too long, we've let
the Fates rule our lives.
931
00:39:05,706 --> 00:39:10,038
I happen to like mush,
but that's not the point.
932
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,907
Stop being so obedient.
933
00:39:12,909 --> 00:39:17,912
Get off your couches and
take control of your lives.
934
00:39:17,914 --> 00:39:20,782
[INSPIRING MUSIC]
935
00:39:20,784 --> 00:39:22,083
[ALL CHEERING]
936
00:39:22,085 --> 00:39:24,252
[BOTH CHEERING]
937
00:39:24,254 --> 00:39:26,822
Oh, it's so good to see you.
938
00:39:29,226 --> 00:39:32,328
[EXHALES] I miss you.
939
00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:36,422
So, hey, that was
pretty crazy back there.
940
00:39:36,424 --> 00:39:37,799
We were, like, engaged.
941
00:39:37,801 --> 00:39:41,669
It's a good thing we're
not brainwashed anymore.
942
00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:43,838
Oh, great. Out of the TV show,
943
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,807
still in heels.
944
00:39:45,809 --> 00:39:47,208
You morons.
945
00:39:47,210 --> 00:39:49,644
You just couldn't leave
it alone, could you?
946
00:39:49,646 --> 00:39:51,913
I gave you everything that you wanted.
947
00:39:51,915 --> 00:39:54,015
You stuck us on TV.
948
00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:56,551
I brought Sara and Behrad back to life.
949
00:39:56,553 --> 00:39:58,419
Mick, I made you a criminal again.
950
00:39:58,421 --> 00:40:00,488
It's just like you wanted.
951
00:40:00,490 --> 00:40:02,938
I even gave Astra a happy
childhood for you, John-o.
952
00:40:02,940 --> 00:40:04,453
Yeah, bollocks. You just used us
953
00:40:04,455 --> 00:40:05,821
to keep people under control.
954
00:40:05,823 --> 00:40:09,330
Well, it's better that
than you lot dead.
955
00:40:09,332 --> 00:40:10,932
I still have your life threads.
956
00:40:10,934 --> 00:40:12,467
I can put the shows back on air.
957
00:40:12,469 --> 00:40:14,936
I'll do rewrites.
958
00:40:14,938 --> 00:40:17,338
Behrad, you want the old Zari back,
959
00:40:17,340 --> 00:40:20,341
I can do that. Look.
960
00:40:20,343 --> 00:40:23,344
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
961
00:40:23,346 --> 00:40:27,346
♪♪
962
00:40:31,855 --> 00:40:34,122
Behrad, is that really you?
963
00:40:34,124 --> 00:40:36,958
You're alive.
964
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,994
- What's happening?
- Yeah, it's like a Zari clone.
965
00:40:39,996 --> 00:40:42,731
Totally get it.
966
00:40:45,335 --> 00:40:49,270
Wait, what? Two sisters?
967
00:40:49,272 --> 00:40:52,340
Yeah, this is weird.
968
00:40:52,342 --> 00:40:53,808
Good weird.
969
00:40:53,810 --> 00:40:56,578
[SPEAKING ARABIC] It's really you.
970
00:40:59,215 --> 00:41:02,617
Charlie, you can't bribe us
into taking the blue pill.
971
00:41:02,619 --> 00:41:04,585
I'm not bribing. I'm begging.
972
00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:05,987
My sisters will kill you.
973
00:41:05,989 --> 00:41:07,354
That's for sure.
974
00:41:07,356 --> 00:41:09,190
Yeah, well, we'll take our chances.
975
00:41:09,192 --> 00:41:13,695
Lita's out there somewhere.
I'm not staying here.
976
00:41:13,697 --> 00:41:15,396
Let's get out of here.
977
00:41:15,398 --> 00:41:16,798
So long, Charlie.
978
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,101
Wait, just accept your fates.
979
00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:22,603
Don't walk out that door.
980
00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:26,240
On the other hand, why not?
981
00:41:26,242 --> 00:41:29,243
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC]
982
00:41:29,245 --> 00:41:33,245
♪♪
983
00:41:37,954 --> 00:41:39,087
They're free!
984
00:41:39,089 --> 00:41:42,458
And I can't help them anymore.