1 00:00:01,610 --> 00:00:03,046 - Previously on "Legends of Tomorrow"... 2 00:00:03,090 --> 00:00:05,309 - It's a dragon egg. - You're possessed. 3 00:00:05,353 --> 00:00:06,876 - Ray's gone. I've taken over his body. 4 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:08,225 - If Neron wanted John dead, 5 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:10,053 he would have killed him on the spot. 6 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:11,750 - I need you to open up a doorway to hell. 7 00:00:11,794 --> 00:00:13,535 It's to bring someone here from the other side. 8 00:00:13,578 --> 00:00:15,058 - Tabitha. 9 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:17,756 - I'm sorry. It wasn't me. It was my nipple. 10 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,237 Save me! - As you wish. 11 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:23,849 - I'm not leaving Mona behind. 12 00:00:23,893 --> 00:00:26,026 - Do you really think that everyone in hell 13 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:27,418 deserves to be there? 14 00:00:27,462 --> 00:00:29,159 This is your opportunity to make things right. 15 00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:31,074 - I'm gonna save Ray. 16 00:00:32,293 --> 00:00:34,077 - Honey, time to go. 17 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:38,560 Come on, honey, let's go. We're gonna be late. 18 00:00:38,603 --> 00:00:41,432 Zari? You better not be eating the Halva. 19 00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:44,261 - No, Mommy. 20 00:00:44,305 --> 00:00:47,264 - Zari Jaan. 21 00:00:47,308 --> 00:00:50,180 Dessert's not for after breakfast. 22 00:00:52,487 --> 00:00:54,097 - What? 23 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:57,448 - It's only a kick. 24 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:02,192 Behrad must be anxious to meet you. 25 00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:04,760 Now go put your shoes on so I can take you to school. 26 00:01:10,331 --> 00:01:12,724 - You might just want to soak it all in. 27 00:01:12,768 --> 00:01:15,553 Violent people are pouring into our country-- 28 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:19,209 illegal immigrants, terrorists, meta-humans. 29 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:20,906 Politicians promise to keep you safe 30 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:22,952 but they've been hiding the truth. 31 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:26,738 There's a dangerous new threat already within our borders. 32 00:01:26,782 --> 00:01:29,089 Hi, I'm Ray Palmer. 33 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:32,309 Yes, that Ray Palmer-- former CEO of PalmerTech. 34 00:01:32,353 --> 00:01:33,963 And I am here to warn you 35 00:01:34,006 --> 00:01:35,399 that creatures once thought only 36 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:38,141 in legends and fairy tales are real. 37 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:43,842 - Yes, folks, monsters are real, 38 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:45,279 and they walk amongst us. 39 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:47,019 And they will stop at nothing 40 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:49,370 until they destroy humankind. 41 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:50,675 Interested in learning more? 42 00:01:50,719 --> 00:01:54,070 Then join me at PalmerX 2019, 43 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:58,379 where the power is in the Palmer of your hands. 44 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:03,906 - I don't care if Neron's wearing my best friend's face. 45 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:06,038 I want to punch him. - Get in line. 46 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:08,389 - Ogres are big softies--that one wouldn't even hurt a fly. 47 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:10,478 - Neron's been a step ahead of us for too long. 48 00:02:10,521 --> 00:02:12,871 We need to play offense. - Agreed. 49 00:02:12,915 --> 00:02:14,395 - Sorry, what are we agreeing to? 50 00:02:14,438 --> 00:02:17,702 - Look, it's time for us to fight back. 51 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:19,835 We're retaking the Bureau. 52 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:27,059 Gideon, pull up the blueprints at the Bureau 53 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:28,670 and start fabricating and arsenal. 54 00:02:28,713 --> 00:02:30,411 - Right away, Captain. - Look, Gary has bonded 55 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:32,848 with the Fairy Godmother, and while he might be an idiot, 56 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:34,937 she is not to be underestimated. 57 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,721 Mick, Nate, you think you can handle Tabitha? 58 00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:38,680 - Granny's dead. - Good. 59 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:39,942 Ava and I will handle Neron. 60 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:41,509 - Yeah, I want a crack at him. 61 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:43,250 It's my bureau he's running his operation from. 62 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:46,035 - Not to be a buzzkill, but even John and Nora 63 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:47,515 couldn't out-magic Neron. 64 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:50,344 - I just felt a kick. - Oh, I want to feel! 65 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:52,259 Right now the smart play would be just to bide our time. 66 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:54,043 Wait for John-o to return with Ray's soul. 67 00:02:54,086 --> 00:02:55,436 - Shockingly, I agree with Charlie. 68 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:57,220 I love you, little Wicksty... - Oh, I felt it! 69 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:58,961 - I told you, it's kicking. 70 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:01,224 - Okay, can you guys stop being dragon-baby crazy right now? 71 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:03,400 Look, this commercial is proof that Neron 72 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:05,054 is up to something big, and we need 73 00:03:05,097 --> 00:03:07,448 to stop him before it's too late. 74 00:03:07,491 --> 00:03:10,538 - Captain, I have an incoming communication from Nora Darhk. 75 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:13,541 - Put her on. - Sara? 76 00:03:13,584 --> 00:03:15,238 - Talk to me. What's your status? 77 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:18,720 I'm tired of skulking around air ducts. 78 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:20,374 I'm going after Mona. 79 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:21,984 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're gearing up 80 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:23,725 for an assault. Hold your position. 81 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:26,467 - Hey! - Too late. 82 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:29,470 - Wait, where's Gary? - In Ava's office... 83 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:32,255 getting real comfortable. 84 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,431 - Mmm. 85 00:03:34,475 --> 00:03:36,999 Oh, Fairy Godmother? 86 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:41,569 - Yes, my pet? 87 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:43,919 - I want to dig deeper on my next wish. 88 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:46,269 - Excellent idea. What do you have in mind? 89 00:03:47,836 --> 00:03:49,272 - Well... 90 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:51,405 we've already redecorated my office. 91 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:52,928 I now have three nipples 92 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:54,756 because a spare never hurts, and-- 93 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:58,455 - Perhaps you could make a wish regarding the Legends? 94 00:03:58,499 --> 00:04:00,283 - You want me to wish something for them? 95 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:03,330 - I'm talking about revenge. 96 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:05,288 - Oh. - They lied to you, Gary. 97 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:08,291 Promised you could be an interim Legend. 98 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,293 One wish, and you can send them 99 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:14,515 all to hell with John Constantine. 100 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:16,430 - Speaking of John, you think he's all right? 101 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:20,608 - That warlock sent thousands of demons to rot in the pits. 102 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:25,526 I think he's well and truly screwed, dearie. 103 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,461 - Does this mean we're straight? 104 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,463 - I got a more important collection to make. 105 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:53,989 - Who is that guy? 106 00:04:54,032 --> 00:04:56,731 - That, my friend, is John Constantine... 107 00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:58,472 in the flesh. 108 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:06,523 - Congratulations, Mona. 109 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:09,483 I have selected you for a very special assignment. 110 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:11,049 - That's okay, Ne-Ray. 111 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:13,617 Can I call you that? I'm okay here. 112 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:17,142 - You see, before Nate's father decided he wanted to be 113 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:19,231 P.T. Barnum, we were working together. 114 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:21,669 training monsters to do our bidding. 115 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,412 Actually, I worked extensively 116 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:27,152 with your dear friend Konane... 117 00:05:27,196 --> 00:05:30,634 I mean... Your dead friend Konane. 118 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:40,557 - I found Mona. Hurry. 119 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:43,734 - Copy that. 120 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:49,610 - This seems like overkill. 121 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:54,615 - The Legends never included me in their pizza parties... 122 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:58,183 or asked me to play Dungeons & Dragons. 123 00:05:58,227 --> 00:06:00,621 - Make them suffer, Gary. 124 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:03,101 I can make them do whatever you want. 125 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:05,582 - I just wanted to be part of the team. 126 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:08,106 - As soon as Ava opens the portal, 127 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:09,760 we go in firing. 128 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:11,458 - Time to burn some freaks. 129 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:14,286 - I wish... 130 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:17,507 - Opening a portal in three, two, one. 131 00:06:20,162 --> 00:06:23,600 - No. 132 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:32,479 - Welcome to book club. 133 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:39,311 - Why, you little-- 134 00:06:39,355 --> 00:06:42,314 I'd be careful how you speak to my charge. 135 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:44,142 - Gary, why are you doing this? 136 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:47,145 - Because I would like to discuss... 137 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:48,495 "The Collector." 138 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:50,366 - Forget the book, Gary. 139 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,628 You helped a demon take control of the Bureau. 140 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:53,151 What happened to the Bureau creed? 141 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:55,240 - Oh, I could ask the same about you. 142 00:06:55,284 --> 00:06:57,634 Article 27? Hmm? 143 00:06:57,678 --> 00:06:59,723 A supervisor must never show favoritism? 144 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:01,856 You started a book club with another employee. 145 00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:05,860 - Gary, Mona is being tortured right now. 146 00:07:05,903 --> 00:07:07,644 - Neron said he's trying to protect 147 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:09,167 humans from monsters. 148 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:10,821 You saw Mona gnaw off my nip. 149 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:13,650 - She did you a favor. - Okay, um... 150 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:16,174 maybe we should just reschedule 151 00:07:16,218 --> 00:07:18,699 until after we've read the book? 152 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:22,354 - Oh, Fairy Godmother? 153 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:24,661 - Oh, no. Wait. 154 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:33,714 - Ow. - Book was terrible. 155 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,716 - Oh, my head. 156 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:37,369 - That's the spirit. 157 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:39,720 - Sara, Ava, come in. Where are you guys? 158 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:42,026 - Hey, Nate. Can't talk right now. 159 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:43,680 - Are you talking to Nate on comms? 160 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:46,596 Tell him I say hi. 161 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,206 - Gary says hi. 162 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,687 And we are at book club. 163 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:52,863 Move on to plan B. 164 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:55,692 - What's plan B? - I only listen for my name. 165 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:57,302 - I assume it's like plan A, 166 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:59,435 but, you know, with less people. 167 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,306 - Well, without the Captain and the clone, 168 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:02,786 the Bureau's a suicide mission. 169 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,484 - Mick's right. 170 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,791 We need to sneak into PalmerX, 171 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:10,228 do some recon, find out what Neron is up to. 172 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:13,144 - Now that sounds like a plan Z. 173 00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:30,727 - Mmm. - Hey, baby. 174 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:33,730 - Hey, you looking for a good time, handsome? 175 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:35,602 - I'm always looking for a good time, love, 176 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:38,692 but, uh, regrettably, my time here is limited. 177 00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:40,650 Maybe you can help me. 178 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:42,609 I'm looking for broker in the soul trade. 179 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:44,872 He goes by the name of Masher. 180 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:47,788 - I might know something. 181 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:50,225 - Well, this here is holy water. 182 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:52,183 Now, you can use this to burn the skin 183 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:54,316 off any demon tosser who messes with you. 184 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:55,665 Uh-uh-uh. 185 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:59,408 - Masher likes to hang out at the strip club 186 00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:01,671 after trading is done... 187 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:03,543 John. 188 00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:06,633 - How do you know my name? 189 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:08,896 - Oh, I know who you are. 190 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:12,900 Half of demonkind is searching for John Constantine. 191 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,816 - The holy water? 192 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:18,906 - Oh, this? Nah, this is just whisky, love. 193 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:25,739 - Sure, our protagonist 194 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:28,263 was keeping people hostage, but... 195 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:30,831 that's only because he never received love as a child. 196 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:32,876 Aah! 197 00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:37,751 - They don't want you in their book club, Gary. 198 00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:39,753 Doesn't that make you angry? 199 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:42,843 Make a wish, and they will pay. 200 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:47,543 - You're right. They don't want to spend time 201 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:51,373 with Gary Green, lowly Time Bureau agent. 202 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:53,375 But they would love to spend time 203 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:56,247 with Gary Green... 204 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:58,685 Captain of the Waverider! 205 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:09,913 - Welcome aboard, Captain Green. 206 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,964 - Thanks. 207 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:19,227 - I have no quarrel with you, dear. 208 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:20,924 You didn't send me to hell 209 00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:23,797 like John Constantine and the Legends. 210 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:24,928 Yes... 211 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:29,411 I was in hell for 327 years. 212 00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:30,891 And what was my crime? 213 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:34,068 I sprinkled a little magic over Salem, 214 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,896 trying to help a girl who's mother 215 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,767 was accused of witchcraft. 216 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:40,161 - Okay, well, you're out now. 217 00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:41,945 Why help Neron? 218 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:46,210 - Neron rescued me in hell. 219 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,779 What can I say? 220 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:52,129 True love bloomed. 221 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:56,656 I know what you're thinking-- he's so much older than me. 222 00:10:57,961 --> 00:11:02,531 - Sometimes you have to look past age. 223 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:05,360 - You know, in another life, 224 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:08,972 I think you and I could have been friends. 225 00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:12,280 Toodles. - Wait, wha-- 226 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,852 Ray? 227 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:21,158 - Without all of the idiotic tendencies. 228 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:27,687 - Make a move on me, and Mona dies. 229 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:31,778 - Ray is good and strong. 230 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,562 He can fight his way back from hell. 231 00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:36,478 - Who do you think is having a worse time in hell? 232 00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:38,523 Ray, or your father? 233 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:42,223 Turns out Daddy dearest isn't so tough. 234 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:45,487 I hear Damien Darhk is going stark raving mad in the pits. 235 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:46,836 - Why am I here? 236 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:50,579 - Well, you and John tried to kill me--nearly did. 237 00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,973 If the doofus in the skin suit I'm wearing 238 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:55,149 hadn't have interrupted, I'd have been obliterated. 239 00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,238 I spent many nights just dreaming 240 00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,805 about how I was going to get my revenge. 241 00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,894 And then it came to me-- what better punishment 242 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:03,374 than making you sit front row 243 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:05,028 to all of the fear and rage 244 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,638 I'm about to unleash on the Earth, 245 00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,728 all while in the body of the man you love. 246 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,383 Now... 247 00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:16,910 Smile for the cameras. 248 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,129 all: Mr. Palmer! - Are monsters real? 249 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,783 - What's tonight all about? 250 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:24,047 - Now, all of your questions will be answered soon. 251 00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,751 - Oh. Excuse me. - What's wrong with you? 252 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:32,969 - Well, you know, a room full of people 253 00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,579 fearful of magical creatures 254 00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,277 just makes me a little bit fearful, all right? 255 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:40,455 - The worst part is, Ray loves tech events. 256 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:45,068 - Good evening, D.C., and welcome 257 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,157 to PalmerX 2019. 258 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:53,250 Now, you're all probably wondering, 259 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:56,297 what in the heck is Ray Palmer doing back in the public eye? 260 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:59,822 Well, folks, for the past two years I have been hunting 261 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,084 magical creatures. 262 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:05,132 Hang with me here. 263 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,961 I have created an exosuit capable of combating 264 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,702 the most ferocious of their kind. 265 00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,095 - What a douche. 266 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,837 - But I can't do it alone. I need your help. 267 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,100 I need you to help me find these creatures-- 268 00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:20,800 creatures that may be hiding right here amongst us. 269 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:24,455 Now, everyone take out your smartphones. 270 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:25,979 Better be PalmerTech. 271 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:29,460 I have created a small, simple app, 272 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,158 that will change the world. 273 00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:33,856 And I want you all to download it right now. 274 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,640 The app is called Eyes. 275 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:39,209 Now, on Eyes, you will be able to share real-time, 276 00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,298 life-saving monster sightings. 277 00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:45,128 Share them, and I will be there to save you. 278 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,739 Remember, the power 279 00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:50,177 is in the Palmer of your hands. 280 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:53,876 - You really expect us to believe monsters exist? 281 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,183 I thought you were going to offer us proof. 282 00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:58,533 - Thank you, Cindy. You are absolutely right. 283 00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,665 Here is your proof. 284 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:03,668 Now, this may look like a helpless hipster 285 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:05,148 who should be working at a bookstore, 286 00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,759 but believe me, she is something 287 00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:10,023 altogether more dangerous. 288 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,263 - Masher. - John? 289 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,786 - Yeah, yeah, all right, keep your hair on. 290 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,440 No need to tell the whole bloody club. 291 00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,225 - Oh, buddy, now I know you're out of your mind. 292 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:41,010 What are you doing in hell? - I'm here to save a friend. 293 00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:43,230 His soul belongs to Neron. 294 00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,362 Cheers, love. He's paying. 295 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:48,235 - Nobody gets into Neron's soul vault without his say-so. 296 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,237 - Except the Triumvirate, and I have a plan 297 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,803 to deal with them, but first, there's a hunch 298 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,022 I need to confirm. 299 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,198 What's Neron trading at? 300 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,940 - He's steady, but I'll let you in on a little secret. 301 00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:00,116 His stock is about to rise. 302 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,727 I'm talking a massive soul collection on Earth. 303 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,033 You know what that means? 304 00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,556 - Neron is finally making his play 305 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,254 for the throne of hell. 306 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,125 Oh, cheers, Masher. I can use that. 307 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,431 - Be careful, John. 308 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,389 Not every demon you've sent to hell 309 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,087 is as forgiving as I am. 310 00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,306 - Yeah, don't I know it. 311 00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,363 - You're dead, demon hunter. 312 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,975 - I was going to be a demon proctologist, 313 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,629 but the pay wasn't as good. 314 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,550 - Hold him. - Oh! 315 00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:45,466 Oh, Calibraxis. Hey, looking good, mate. 316 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:48,164 You grow your beard? - John Constantine. 317 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:51,298 I'm really going to enjoy watching you breathe your last. 318 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,169 - I invoke a parlay. 319 00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,476 I demand to speak to the Triumvirate. 320 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,695 - I'm a demon, not a pirate, John. 321 00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,349 I thought you understood the rules. 322 00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,482 - Well, you little maggot, 323 00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,005 as long as I'm alive, 324 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,007 then the Triumvirate can pass me around 325 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,140 like a little sparrow amongst the cats. 326 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:10,317 But as soon as I die, you dim-witted dick, 327 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,362 then my soul belongs to Neron, 328 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,016 and then the Triumvirate lose out 329 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,496 on all the tasty little bits of torture 330 00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:16,758 that they've got planned for me. 331 00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,325 So you've got two choices: 332 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,196 You can either kill me 333 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,503 and royally piss off the old bags that run this place, 334 00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:25,854 or take me to speak with the Triumvirate. 335 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:33,731 - I'm detecting a fugitive alert--stop it-- 336 00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:35,516 at the Inquisition, Captain Green. 337 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,779 - Oh, I don't do torture. 338 00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:40,390 - Could've fooled me. - Hey. Play nice. 339 00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,044 We have to distract Gary 340 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:44,525 while the B team is plan B...ing. 341 00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,744 - Would a fairy at the Great British Bakeoff 342 00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:47,876 suit your fancy? 343 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,052 - Shall we, uh... 344 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,359 keep calm and pastry on? 345 00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:55,405 - I'll plot a course, Captain. 346 00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,538 - Get it? 347 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,061 "Keep calm and pastry on"? 348 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,368 - Good one, Cap. 349 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,587 - Hilarious. - Thanks, guys. 350 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,198 Thanks. Yeah. 351 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:09,202 - Take a good, long look at her--Mona Wu. 352 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:12,074 You saw her on the street, you wouldn't think twice. 353 00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,728 - Come on, Mona. Don't give him what he wants. 354 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:17,384 - But she has a strange and violent condition... 355 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:19,212 brought about when she fell in love 356 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,301 with a repulsive creature. 357 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,303 - I feel like a bridge scene should have more people. 358 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:27,263 - Oh, no, we love three-people bridge scenes. 359 00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,091 - Yeah, otherwise we just end up standing around all day. 360 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:31,398 - Oh, that's why Mick's always grumpy. 361 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:32,834 - Come on, Mona. 362 00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:35,228 I promised these fine people a show. 363 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:36,751 Let's not keep them waiting. 364 00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:43,279 Shift now or end up dead like Konane. 365 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,647 - Folks, proof 366 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:06,868 of the world's very first werewolf. 367 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,533 - That's what we're missing-- the boys! 368 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,491 - No. - Yeah. 369 00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,979 Fairy Godmother? 370 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,506 - Z. - B. 371 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,684 - She made him disappear! - Well, well, well... 372 00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:42,382 what do we have here? 373 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,166 More magic in the audience? 374 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:47,169 - She's one of them! 375 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,998 - He's right. I am. 376 00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:55,743 - She's a witch. Witch. Witch. 377 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:58,572 Witch, witch, witch! 378 00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,226 Witch, witch... 379 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,879 - Don't worry, folks. The witch won't get far. 380 00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:04,534 Not as long as everyone downloads the Eyes app. 381 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:07,407 Share your sightings. We'll find the witch. 382 00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,235 It's only a matter of time. 383 00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:21,160 - Sara, you guys okay? 384 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:24,554 - Yeah, we're fine, as long as we keep placating Gary. 385 00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:27,427 I guess Charlie and Z are our last hope. 386 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:30,386 - Great, we're toast. - Welcome to hell. 387 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:33,389 - Good evening, this is your captain speaking. 388 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,219 - Just-- 389 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,568 - What? 390 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,570 - We'll be cruising at a high altitude 391 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:43,225 on our way to save a bakeoff in Britain. 392 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,227 - Whoo, yeah. - Yeah. 393 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,663 - Gary, is that the Kid Steel costume? 394 00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:48,578 - Uh-huh. 395 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,101 You like-y? 396 00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:52,974 - Why would anyone wish to be a sidekick? 397 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,585 - Close your legs. - Oh, he's such an idiot. 398 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,587 - What? 399 00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,981 Nothing, they're just teasing you. 400 00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:03,114 - Oh. - You're my Gar-bear. 401 00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,116 - We're gonna have so much fun. 402 00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,599 - Okay? 403 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:11,471 - #EyesApp is trending on Twitter 404 00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:14,691 below Kanye's surprise album and a cat getting a bath. 405 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:17,128 - Mm. How many downloads? 406 00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:20,306 - Only 2,000, Mr. Palmer. 407 00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:21,829 - News cycle is so fast these days, 408 00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,700 it's hard to cut through all the noise. 409 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,615 But a monster attack on the capital 410 00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:28,052 will dominate the headlines for weeks. 411 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,532 - And then what? 412 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,839 More people will download some app? 413 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,624 That's your big plan? 414 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,974 - Why, yes, it is. 415 00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,672 Ah! My love. 416 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:41,283 Would you please escort our guest 417 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,676 to a cell? 418 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,460 - Let's go, dearie. 419 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:53,730 - Neron didn't say which containment cell to put you in. 420 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,645 - why are you helping me? 421 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,821 - Because you're a fellow witch, 422 00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:00,171 and I think we can help each other. 423 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,743 - Mona? 424 00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,267 How do you feel? 425 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,312 - I've been better. 426 00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:14,490 - Remember, I'm just a "Fairy Godmother" away. 427 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:23,543 - Trust me, we'll be safe here. 428 00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:29,331 - Where are we? 429 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,898 - My childhood home. 430 00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:33,596 - I thought you grew up in a dystopian city, Z. 431 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,337 You had a pool? 432 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,383 - In a couple years, A.R.G.U.S. will use people's 433 00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:40,560 growing fear of meta-humans to seize control. 434 00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:43,737 Of course, it didn't help that we were Muslim. 435 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:46,696 We were forced to move to a ghetto district in 2021. 436 00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:48,785 - Humans are so easy to manipulate. 437 00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:50,787 I mean, you just show them a scary ogre 438 00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:53,964 or a dangerous meta, they just go barmy. 439 00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:56,924 - Haven't even been able to get into the Eyes app yet 440 00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:58,708 because the terms of service are so long. 441 00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:00,362 - No one bothers reading those. 442 00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,321 - It's a demon app. I'm gonna read the fine print. 443 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:03,713 - I can't believe it's just us left. 444 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,149 I mean, you and I both knew from the start 445 00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:07,369 that it was madness to storm the Bureau. 446 00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:10,329 - Oh, my God. - What? 447 00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:11,417 Z? 448 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:13,070 - In New Orleans, 449 00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:16,247 John said Neron needed more souls to take over hell. 450 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:17,727 Here it says in exchange for the service, 451 00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,599 the user agrees to forfeit their eternal soul 452 00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:20,904 to the demon Neron. 453 00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:22,341 - What, you're saying that anyone 454 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,255 who downloads the app is going to hell? 455 00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:25,256 - Yeah. 456 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,650 - Oh, that is mental. 457 00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:31,828 - This little fairy was causing quite the fray 458 00:22:31,872 --> 00:22:33,874 around the soufflé. 459 00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:35,441 - I think I know 460 00:22:35,484 --> 00:22:37,704 just the place for you, madame. 461 00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:39,662 - I can't take it anymore. 462 00:22:41,229 --> 00:22:42,839 - I'm gonna kill him. 463 00:22:42,883 --> 00:22:45,712 - Hey, Z, Charlie, please tell me you have something. 464 00:22:45,755 --> 00:22:49,063 - Well, we figured out Neron's app is a way to collect souls. 465 00:22:49,106 --> 00:22:51,500 - That's crazy. - Yeah, it gets crazier. 466 00:22:51,544 --> 00:22:53,676 To drum up fear and increase downloads of his app, 467 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,896 we think he may be planning a monster attack. 468 00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:58,072 - Okay, well, we'll stall Gary, 469 00:22:58,115 --> 00:23:00,204 but you got to get every single one of those monsters 470 00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:01,641 out of the Time Bureau. 471 00:23:01,684 --> 00:23:04,165 - I was afraid you were gonna say that. 472 00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:06,863 - Who are you talking to, Sara? - What? 473 00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:10,040 Gary! Baby, bubby, bubelah. 474 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:13,653 There's a whole big world of problems. 475 00:23:13,696 --> 00:23:15,742 You know, Neron and your Fairy Godmother, 476 00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:17,744 they're not really your friends, but... 477 00:23:17,787 --> 00:23:19,833 Do you know who your friends are? 478 00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:22,183 These guys. 479 00:23:22,226 --> 00:23:23,750 Huh? 480 00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:25,055 - Are you trying to schmooze me? 481 00:23:25,099 --> 00:23:26,492 - Feels good, right? 482 00:23:26,535 --> 00:23:28,668 - Uh, actually, it feels a little false. 483 00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:32,367 - Gary! You are our friend. 484 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,935 I mean, would we lie to an interim Legend? 485 00:23:34,978 --> 00:23:36,502 - Ah, you see, that's just it, 486 00:23:36,545 --> 00:23:38,721 because I'm not an interim Legend. 487 00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:40,375 You just promised me that to use me as bait. 488 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,724 - Pfft. - You know what, Gary? 489 00:23:41,768 --> 00:23:43,247 It's a little hard to feel sorry for you 490 00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:44,727 when you're holding us all hostage. 491 00:23:44,771 --> 00:23:46,381 - You're not getting it. 492 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,209 This whole time, Tabitha has been trying 493 00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:50,864 to use me to hurt you. 494 00:23:50,907 --> 00:23:53,867 All I wished was for us to hang out. 495 00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:56,739 I was trying to protect you. 496 00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:59,394 I get it. I'm not cool. 497 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,962 But I don't deserve to be treated like a joke. 498 00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:04,268 So, now... 499 00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:06,793 now the joke's on you. 500 00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:09,535 - What's he talking about? - Oh, Fairy Godmother! 501 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,408 - Yes, my pet? 502 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,279 - Mick thinks he's a tough guy, 503 00:24:15,323 --> 00:24:18,108 but I think he's a big baby. 504 00:24:24,854 --> 00:24:28,815 And Nate, who's never been bullied a day in his life, 505 00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:31,426 welcome to my high-school years. 506 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,781 - And, Sara and Ava, 507 00:24:38,825 --> 00:24:41,131 the cool girl and the class president, 508 00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:43,960 you know what I want you to do for me? 509 00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:45,788 Dance! 510 00:24:48,182 --> 00:24:50,184 - Five, six, seven, eight. 511 00:24:54,797 --> 00:24:57,539 - Faster! 512 00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,802 - Gary, stop it! 513 00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:03,763 - Faster! 514 00:25:10,378 --> 00:25:11,771 - Charlie, I get that you're scared, 515 00:25:11,814 --> 00:25:13,294 but the team is counting on us. 516 00:25:13,337 --> 00:25:14,991 - I'm not scared. It's just, breaking the monsters 517 00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:16,863 out of the prison is a multiple-person job. 518 00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:19,343 - You can be multiple people. - Look, Z, yeah, I can, 519 00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:20,562 for a second, and you know what? 520 00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:21,868 It takes its toll. 521 00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:23,130 Now, I could end up back in prison 522 00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:25,349 or even worse, dead. 523 00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:27,003 - When A.R.G.U.S. came for my family, 524 00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:28,962 my brother, Behrad, told me to run. 525 00:25:29,005 --> 00:25:31,312 And I did. 526 00:25:31,355 --> 00:25:34,315 I've never forgiven myself. 527 00:25:34,358 --> 00:25:36,056 You won't either. 528 00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:37,840 We can't change my family's future, 529 00:25:37,884 --> 00:25:40,495 but we can save their present. 530 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:41,975 - Zari Jaan, make sure 531 00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:43,803 you take your shoes off before you go in. 532 00:25:43,846 --> 00:25:46,066 - I know. - Charlie? 533 00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:48,895 - If I die, I'm gonna come back and haunt you. 534 00:25:48,938 --> 00:25:52,333 - I would love a ghost friend. 535 00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:53,856 Come on. 536 00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:09,959 - Cool. 537 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:25,714 - Greetings, Satan, first of the fallen. 538 00:26:25,758 --> 00:26:28,064 - It's been a long time, John. 539 00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:29,631 - Belial. 540 00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:31,067 - We've been looking forward 541 00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:33,983 to hearing the bunk you're pedaling. 542 00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:36,116 - And Beelzebub. 543 00:26:36,159 --> 00:26:39,510 Not as popular, but you were always my personal favorite. 544 00:26:39,554 --> 00:26:41,643 - This is a waste of our time. 545 00:26:41,687 --> 00:26:44,777 - I take it you've noticed a certain demon's stock 546 00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:46,256 has been on the rise. 547 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:49,129 - Neron's been doing very well for himself. 548 00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:51,653 - Neron is trying to take control of hell. 549 00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:53,089 And let me assure you, 550 00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:55,352 his method for collecting souls, 551 00:26:55,396 --> 00:26:58,312 it won't be to sign on the dotted line in blood. 552 00:26:58,355 --> 00:27:00,923 He's, uh, young, 553 00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:02,969 by your standards at least. 554 00:27:03,012 --> 00:27:06,755 And let's just say, he means to disrupt the system. 555 00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:09,366 - If we interfere with Neron, we'll look weak. 556 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:12,456 - Well, that's precisely where I come in, Bubby. 557 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:16,286 - And what do you want in exchange? 558 00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:19,115 - Not your own soul, I hope. 559 00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:23,163 - I'm here for the soul of Raymond Palmer. 560 00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:25,644 You let us two leave hell, and I pledge to you 561 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:28,690 that I will dedicate all of my crafty, wicked ways 562 00:27:28,734 --> 00:27:31,824 to thwarting Neron and securing your reign. 563 00:27:31,867 --> 00:27:34,043 - Are you really here 564 00:27:34,087 --> 00:27:36,306 for Raymond Palmer? 565 00:27:44,271 --> 00:27:46,403 We thought there was another... 566 00:27:48,405 --> 00:27:52,540 A young girl whose life you destroyed. 567 00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:54,020 - Astra. 568 00:27:58,589 --> 00:28:02,811 Yeah, well, you know, I didn't want to be too greedy. 569 00:28:02,855 --> 00:28:04,987 But, yeah, I'll take them both. 570 00:28:05,031 --> 00:28:06,597 - Both of them? 571 00:28:06,641 --> 00:28:09,383 That is greedy. 572 00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:11,864 But if you were to choose, 573 00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:14,475 well, then that's a different matter. 574 00:28:16,303 --> 00:28:19,654 - John, help me. 575 00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:24,615 - John, you're here. You got to get me back to Earth. 576 00:28:27,096 --> 00:28:30,230 - Please, John. They're hurting me. 577 00:28:30,273 --> 00:28:32,841 - Make up your mind, John. 578 00:28:32,885 --> 00:28:35,235 This offer won't last. 579 00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:39,282 - John? 580 00:28:39,326 --> 00:28:41,067 - Astra? - It's following me! 581 00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:42,068 Make it go away! 582 00:28:45,941 --> 00:28:48,074 - Come here, I've got you. 583 00:28:48,117 --> 00:28:49,205 You can't have her! 584 00:28:49,249 --> 00:28:51,860 - You can't save her. 585 00:28:51,904 --> 00:28:54,123 - You can't have her! You can't have her! 586 00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:56,125 - John, get me out of here! 587 00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:06,309 I'm sorry. 588 00:29:06,353 --> 00:29:09,617 I choose... 589 00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:11,662 Astra Logue. 590 00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:20,802 - Stick to the plan, Charlie. 591 00:29:20,846 --> 00:29:22,630 - You mean the plan where I need to rely 592 00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:24,719 on my shoddy shape-shifting to portal creatures one by one 593 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,460 out of their cells and on to the Waverider, 594 00:29:26,503 --> 00:29:29,463 where Gary may or may not wish them to Kingdom Come? 595 00:29:29,506 --> 00:29:32,031 - Yep, that plan. 596 00:29:35,861 --> 00:29:38,124 This isn't you, Gary. 597 00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:40,735 Why are you being so cruel? 598 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,389 - Please! 599 00:29:42,432 --> 00:29:44,478 Stop! You're killing them! 600 00:29:47,089 --> 00:29:49,135 - I don't do mime, dearie. 601 00:29:49,178 --> 00:29:51,354 - Just stop! Everything! 602 00:29:51,398 --> 00:29:53,574 As you wish... 603 00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:57,839 - Ooh. - Ugh. 604 00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:01,669 - Huh. 605 00:30:01,712 --> 00:30:04,150 - Mona? Hey, wake up. 606 00:30:06,195 --> 00:30:08,023 Hey, Nora. 607 00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:10,330 - Hey. 608 00:30:10,373 --> 00:30:12,027 - Oh, you're still here. 609 00:30:12,071 --> 00:30:15,074 - I'm book club forever. 610 00:30:15,117 --> 00:30:16,771 - Book club forever. 611 00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:30,785 - Oh, Fairy Godmother! 612 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,570 - Uh, I have to pop off 613 00:30:33,614 --> 00:30:36,269 for a second, Gary. 614 00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:38,924 - I thought we were going to play Settlers of Catan later. 615 00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:41,100 - Don't be silly. 616 00:30:41,143 --> 00:30:44,277 We're not friends. 617 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,409 - Oh. 618 00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:50,587 - I am so sorry, Gary. 619 00:30:50,631 --> 00:30:52,067 I took you for granted. 620 00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:54,374 I never, ever should have let you 621 00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:57,290 do my dry cleaning or work overtime without pay. 622 00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:59,118 I mean, that's illegal anyway. 623 00:30:59,161 --> 00:31:00,380 I'm so sorry. 624 00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:02,208 - I still want to kill you. 625 00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:05,559 - Gary, when Rip first recruited the Legends, 626 00:31:05,602 --> 00:31:08,431 he picked the people that were insignificant 627 00:31:08,475 --> 00:31:11,217 to history-- the original losers. 628 00:31:11,260 --> 00:31:14,394 You don't have to be cool to be a Legend. 629 00:31:14,437 --> 00:31:17,571 And maybe we forgot that somewhere along the way, but... 630 00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:20,269 you are one of us. - Now, come on, Gary. 631 00:31:20,313 --> 00:31:22,402 Ray and Constantine are both stuck in hell, 632 00:31:22,445 --> 00:31:23,838 and you can help them. 633 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,928 Just use your Fairy Godmother powers for good. 634 00:31:31,106 --> 00:31:32,978 - Save her. 635 00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:36,633 - Sadly, my hands are tied. 636 00:31:36,677 --> 00:31:40,507 But if you become Mona's Fairy Godmother, 637 00:31:40,550 --> 00:31:43,336 she could wish to be healed. 638 00:31:43,379 --> 00:31:45,947 - How do I do that? 639 00:31:45,991 --> 00:31:48,776 - If another witch takes the wand... 640 00:31:50,865 --> 00:31:54,086 You'll take my curse... 641 00:31:54,129 --> 00:31:57,785 but with it, all of my power. 642 00:31:57,828 --> 00:31:58,786 Nora. 643 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,881 Nora, no. 644 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,535 No... 645 00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:14,628 - Oh, it worked. 646 00:32:14,671 --> 00:32:16,847 Quick, Mona. Make a wish. 647 00:32:16,891 --> 00:32:18,284 - Wow. 648 00:32:18,327 --> 00:32:19,981 Uh, Fairy God-Nora, 649 00:32:20,025 --> 00:32:23,680 I wish to be safe on the Waverider. 650 00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:30,818 Oh, how I've missed me. 651 00:32:30,861 --> 00:32:32,559 Sadly for you, 652 00:32:32,602 --> 00:32:36,302 when you took on the wand's power and responsibility, 653 00:32:36,345 --> 00:32:38,826 you also took on its charge. 654 00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:41,655 - Gary? - I'm afraid so. 655 00:32:43,048 --> 00:32:45,659 - Fairy Godmothers are prisoners. 656 00:32:45,702 --> 00:32:49,532 Their magic is dependent on whiny humans 657 00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:52,231 and their petty demands. 658 00:32:52,274 --> 00:32:53,710 - You lied. 659 00:32:53,754 --> 00:32:56,322 - Obviously. 660 00:32:57,279 --> 00:32:59,020 Toodles. 661 00:33:10,771 --> 00:33:13,469 Excuse me. 662 00:33:13,513 --> 00:33:17,560 - Oh. Marilyn Monroe? - Why, yes. 663 00:33:17,604 --> 00:33:20,041 I seem to have gotten a little lost. 664 00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:22,217 Can you help me get back home? 665 00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:24,915 Of course, ma'am. 666 00:33:24,959 --> 00:33:27,570 Let me just program in a year. 667 00:33:32,836 --> 00:33:36,318 - Ah. Yeah. Uh... 668 00:33:41,628 --> 00:33:42,585 - Thank you, sir. 669 00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:44,935 - Oh, my love! My love. 670 00:33:46,546 --> 00:33:48,504 Uh, still no luck with Nora? 671 00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:50,419 - No. - Oh. 672 00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:52,595 Well, she'll take your curse soon. 673 00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:55,120 After all, you are very convincing. 674 00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:56,947 - Well, I better head back. 675 00:33:56,991 --> 00:33:59,428 Evil deeds to do and all that. 676 00:34:03,693 --> 00:34:06,609 No. 677 00:34:11,005 --> 00:34:13,181 Well, that was bloody close. 678 00:34:14,487 --> 00:34:17,055 I'm at the first cell. Anytime now, Z. 679 00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:19,492 - Okay, just give me one second. 680 00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:23,496 - The public doesn't always know what's best for them. 681 00:34:23,539 --> 00:34:26,281 So tonight we will release the Minotaur 682 00:34:26,325 --> 00:34:29,328 and scare them into accepting our protection. 683 00:34:29,371 --> 00:34:32,200 - It is done, mon amour. 684 00:34:32,244 --> 00:34:33,854 How do I look? 685 00:34:34,768 --> 00:34:37,553 - But you were just-- 686 00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:39,294 Oh, the shape-shifter. 687 00:34:41,775 --> 00:34:45,474 Can someone sound the alarm? 688 00:34:48,695 --> 00:34:51,306 - Charlie, Tabitha and Neron are onto you. 689 00:34:51,350 --> 00:34:52,655 - Yeah, I figured. 690 00:34:52,699 --> 00:34:54,657 - You need to get out now. 691 00:34:54,701 --> 00:34:57,660 - Open all the doors, turn off the force fields. 692 00:34:57,704 --> 00:34:59,662 I'm not leaving. 693 00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:26,341 - Are you waiting for an invitation? 694 00:35:26,385 --> 00:35:28,256 It's a bloody jailbreak! 695 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,699 - I mean, there are pros to trusting your apologies 696 00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:38,614 are sincere, and cons. 697 00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:40,877 - Maybe I'll make a list. 698 00:35:40,921 --> 00:35:43,576 - Gary--Gary, just go with your heart. 699 00:35:46,274 --> 00:35:48,146 - Oh, Fairy Godmother! 700 00:35:49,799 --> 00:35:51,714 - Nora. - Oh-- 701 00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:54,761 - Go find John and help him rescue Ray from hell. 702 00:35:54,804 --> 00:35:56,154 - Oh, fiddlesticks. 703 00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:57,938 all: Wait, wait! - Gary! 704 00:35:57,981 --> 00:35:59,766 - Gary, you dick! 705 00:36:01,811 --> 00:36:03,204 - Oh. 706 00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:06,251 - Come on, you lot. Get a move on. 707 00:36:06,294 --> 00:36:07,774 - You don't have to tell me twice. 708 00:36:07,817 --> 00:36:09,776 Faster, sassy! 709 00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:14,955 - You're all right, little one. 710 00:36:14,998 --> 00:36:17,131 Oi, ogre. Catch! 711 00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:23,616 - Charlie, you're out of time. 712 00:36:23,659 --> 00:36:26,793 - Z, get out of here. See you on the other side. 713 00:36:26,836 --> 00:36:28,838 I'm going after Mona. 714 00:36:35,845 --> 00:36:37,630 Mona. 715 00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:41,851 - Come on, my love. 716 00:36:41,895 --> 00:36:44,376 Let's get you out of here. 717 00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:49,250 - Ugh. I hate shape-shifters. Break her neck. 718 00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:51,644 - Patience, mon amour. 719 00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:55,169 - Get Mona. 720 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,302 - No! 721 00:36:59,869 --> 00:37:03,351 Looks like things ain't going so well for you, Neron. 722 00:37:03,395 --> 00:37:06,093 - You wanted a monster to attack D.C. 723 00:37:06,136 --> 00:37:10,010 Now we have every single monster... 724 00:37:10,053 --> 00:37:11,881 in one. 725 00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:19,062 - You promised me you'd take me to see Astra. 726 00:37:19,106 --> 00:37:21,413 - Patience, John. 727 00:37:21,456 --> 00:37:24,242 - I made a pledge to you, and I expect you 728 00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:26,200 to keep your end of the bargain. 729 00:37:32,075 --> 00:37:34,861 What the hell are you playing at? 730 00:37:34,904 --> 00:37:36,515 - John? 731 00:37:36,558 --> 00:37:40,345 John, is it really you? 732 00:37:40,388 --> 00:37:42,521 - Yes. Yes, Astra, love. 733 00:37:42,564 --> 00:37:44,914 It's me. It's me. This is Johnny. 734 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:47,177 Thank God... 735 00:37:49,745 --> 00:37:53,749 - God? You know better than to thank Him. 736 00:37:56,665 --> 00:37:58,406 Astra? 737 00:37:58,450 --> 00:38:00,887 - John is here to take you back to Earth. 738 00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:04,238 You're welcome to go. 739 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:07,633 - Yeah. It's all right, love. It's me. 740 00:38:10,157 --> 00:38:11,941 - No. 741 00:38:14,117 --> 00:38:15,902 - Wait. 742 00:38:15,945 --> 00:38:17,904 Hold on. 743 00:38:17,947 --> 00:38:19,340 What do you mean no? 744 00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:22,256 - Looks like the deal is null and void. 745 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:26,173 Neron is a thorn in our side, John, 746 00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:28,349 but torturing you... 747 00:38:28,393 --> 00:38:30,003 is too much fun. 748 00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:33,833 - John? 749 00:38:33,876 --> 00:38:36,009 It's following me. 750 00:38:36,052 --> 00:38:37,402 Make it go away! 751 00:38:37,445 --> 00:38:39,099 Please! 752 00:38:39,142 --> 00:38:41,493 John, het me out of here! 753 00:38:52,155 --> 00:38:54,114 Astra, love. 754 00:38:54,157 --> 00:38:57,944 This isn't you. - Oh, of course it is. 755 00:38:57,987 --> 00:39:01,774 Or would you rather I stayed that terrified little girl, 756 00:39:01,817 --> 00:39:05,778 crying and waiting for you to come and rescue me? 757 00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:08,998 I would have been waiting a long time. 758 00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:11,958 - I am so, so sorry, love, but... 759 00:39:12,001 --> 00:39:14,482 this place, it's twisted you. 760 00:39:14,526 --> 00:39:16,789 - If anything... 761 00:39:16,832 --> 00:39:18,965 it's made me more like you. 762 00:39:19,008 --> 00:39:20,401 Right, John? 763 00:39:20,445 --> 00:39:22,882 - You're not like me. 764 00:39:22,925 --> 00:39:25,798 You're not. 765 00:39:25,841 --> 00:39:29,062 - You chose wrong. 766 00:39:29,105 --> 00:39:30,890 You should have saved your friend. 767 00:39:51,171 --> 00:39:54,522 - Hey, watch it! Back off, freak! 768 00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:56,698 - It's like a demented Noah's Ark. 769 00:39:56,742 --> 00:39:58,439 - What about Charlie? 770 00:39:58,483 --> 00:40:00,049 It's my fault. I'm the one that convinced her 771 00:40:00,093 --> 00:40:01,268 to risk everything. 772 00:40:01,311 --> 00:40:03,052 - Hey, don't go down that road. 773 00:40:03,096 --> 00:40:04,271 We'll do what we always do. 774 00:40:04,314 --> 00:40:07,056 - Yeah, forming stupid Beebos. 775 00:40:09,929 --> 00:40:12,279 - Hey, where are you going? 776 00:40:12,322 --> 00:40:14,281 - Well, after everything, I just figured 777 00:40:14,324 --> 00:40:16,326 you wouldn't want to have me around anymore. 778 00:40:16,370 --> 00:40:17,980 - It's all hands on deck, Gary. 779 00:40:18,024 --> 00:40:19,634 - Yeah. 780 00:40:19,678 --> 00:40:21,767 We're gonna need all our friends to defeat Neron. 781 00:40:23,943 --> 00:40:25,945 - Aye, aye. 782 00:40:25,988 --> 00:40:27,903 - You all right? 783 00:40:27,947 --> 00:40:29,775 - Not really. 784 00:40:31,603 --> 00:40:33,474 - I'm glad you and Wicksty are okay. 785 00:40:37,130 --> 00:40:38,261 What happened? 786 00:40:38,305 --> 00:40:40,350 - Oh, my God. 787 00:40:57,498 --> 00:40:59,108 - Hi. 788 00:40:59,152 --> 00:41:01,894 My name is Zari. 789 00:41:24,003 --> 00:41:25,091 - Greg, move your head.