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Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
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Moving towards
the north-west sector.
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Unit 3 on the move.
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Heading towards
the south-west sector.
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I repeat! Do not
exceed the ratio.
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Another win for Biotech M.
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Hey, André!
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You're listening to 95.8,
the number one station
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in the city and I'm
Patrick Nault.
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Let's get real here, alright?
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We live, in a left-wing
dictatorship run by goddam green
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fascists, who want us to be
content drowning in our white
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shit. How about clearing
the snow from our streets
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assholes? And if you don't
drive, do us a favour
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and stay home.
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Anyway... traffic's gonna be
a mess all day today.
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Speaking of winter, you know
those pretentious assholes
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on Peacock Island who turn
their noses up at us?
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Well, the peacocks on Peacock
Island don't like winter.
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You wanna know why?
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They can't play golf
in the winter.
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So these entitled Islanders,
have more money than God
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and don't know what
to do with it.
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And they're such
massive, entitled snobs!
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Hey!!! Don't text
and ride, kid!
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What?
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Don't text
while you're riding!
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I'm not texting, I'm
watching a video!
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It's red!
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Little shit.
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Yeah sure, winter's here, but
not for the rich who just wanna
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golf all year round.
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That bunch of snobs don't
give a damn about anything.
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Not even nature.
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Listen, I've got nothing against
the rich, the really rich,
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mind you, but these pretenders
spewing their liberal views
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piss me right off...
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Know what I'm saying?
They drive me crazy.
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You can bitch and complain
to me all you want,
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but the world is going
to hell, and I've had it.
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Do you want some
salt on your giraffe?
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No? It's okay like that?
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Ah! Like that?
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Hello, André!
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« Hello, Camilla,
how are you Camilla,
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did you have
a nice day Camilla?
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How's Annie?
Is she still teething?
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Hope it's not too painful?
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Hello André.
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No, your mother is not home yet.
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Annie, say hi
to your brother.
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Huh?
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Hi, Pat, you done,
I'll pick you up?
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Dad! I told you,
I'm busy after...
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After what?
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After work, silly!
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Ah, okay. So we're
not eating together?
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Dad... go out, see other
people, do something fun.
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No, it's okay, I've got
something "after" too.
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Yeah, I know
what that something is,
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and it's kinda weird.
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And what about you?
What are you doing after?
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You don't want to know!
Bye, love you.
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Bye.
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- André?
- Yeah?
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Your mom is really late.
I've got to go.
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You look after Annie.
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Huh? What? No no no no no!
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André. My family needs
me too, they're waiting.
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Come on, Camilla, please...
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What are you so afraid of?
She's not going to eat you!
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And she's sleeping now. I put
a bottle in the fridge in case
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she wakes up. Okay?
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I'll see you, tomorrow.
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This is a scary video!
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But don't worry,
there are no victims here.
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One of the many laws of the
jungle is the need to eat,
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but if the prey is
impossible to reach,
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the animal soon gives
up to conserve energy.
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Big cats vary between being
ferocious and in a vegetative
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state until the next chance
they get to bite
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into fresh meat.
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Come on...
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Ah...
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This should do it.
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Shhh! Stop it!
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You want a bottle?
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Do you want my cell phone? Huh?
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Take it!
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Rouaaarg! Annie,
go to sleep
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or the big teddy's
gonna eat you!
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Why should we be prepared?
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Power outages, economic crises,
insufficient water supply,
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contamination, natural
disasters, epidemics.
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They're all legitimate reasons
to be prepared for anything.
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I'm often asked
why I'm getting ready,
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and what scares me. Well, I'm
afraid of just one thing...
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Oh boy, Dad...
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What? What is it?
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You can at least
tell me his name.
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Mohammed Aktir. He's
an Imam at a mosque.
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Come on.
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Okay, his name's
Serge Tremblay, a lumberjack
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who likes to crochet
flowered vests.
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Get serious...
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Who cares what his name
is, what's important is...
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he's nice to me.
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You can come back when you've
got your papers, okay?
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This is ridiculous!
What are you doing?
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Are you, uhhh...
are you intimate?
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Yuck, come on, Dad!
Seriously?
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- What? I can ask!
- Uh, no, you can't ask, no!
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Get back on the bus
and let us do our job.
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You're so
pig-headed, this is ridiculous!
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Dad?
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What're you doing?
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Updating your contact photo.
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Ah...
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Let's go get your papers. I'm
not going to let you down.
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I said get up!
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- Hmm...
- Come on!
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Camilla is late
and I've got to go.
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- Mom? This is crazy.
- What is?
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You work too much.
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I've got to pay for the house,
school, the car,
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- sailing lessons.
- I hate sailing.
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It's important
to socialize.
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I hate socializing.
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I do too, but got no choice.
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Bye
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- Ah... Bye
- Bye-bye, Annie.
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Golfing in the winter...
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the rich don't give a shit
about the laws of nature...
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Look out!
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Josée Boisbriand,
leave a message.
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Yeah, uh, mom, Camilla
still isn't here yet!
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I don't know what to do?
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Call me!
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Oh boy...
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Wanna have lunch together?
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Bye Dad.
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- I'll pick you up after work!
- See ya.
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Here we are...
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Oh, thank you...
Oh yes, my love, we're here.
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Maud! Marcel! How are you?
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Our genius!
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Don't mind her! Come on! Ruby!
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Quite the guard dog. You must
feel very safe with her around.
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You're going
to surprise us, I hope!
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The course is ready!
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Your members will
get their money's worth.
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If they played two rounds
a day, every day of the year,
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they still wouldn't get
their money's worth!
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Golf is, it's not
a sport or a game,
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it's a social status.
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Oh, come on now, Ruby!
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Let's go...
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Ah, good girl, ah,
that's my precious...
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Meanwhile, our city is overrun
with the poor and immigrants who
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we have to support because
we're good, kind people.
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We're doormats. We let them in
like it's some fricken hotel
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AND we pay for their room.
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That's just... it's
just common sense!
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We're living beyond our
means, can't you see that?
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Hey guys, real life is
no walk in the park...
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okay, time to wake up.
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You're listening to 95.8
the city's number one station
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with Patrick Nault.
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Annie! You almost
broke the TV!
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Aw shit...
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Undo the diaper... like this.
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Try folding it
up to keep everything in.
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We don't want
anything dropping out.
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There may be a variety
of colors, that's normal.
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Yellow, green, brown.
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You may notice a
smell, don't worry.
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Quickly put
on the clean diaper.
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Use the piece of tape
and seal it closed.
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Or you might be in for
a nasty surprise.
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- Give me a seven iron.
- He said he wants a seven iron!
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Okay...
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chill out.
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Hey! Leave me a message!
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Hurry up, okay honey!
Ruby's waiting
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for us in the clubhouse
and she must be so bored.
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Golf is so slow, isn't it?
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Yes, ha ha ha!
You're starting to give me
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a hard on, you dirty girl!
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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It'll be worth the wait...
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I'll be there
in five minutes.
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Okay... bye bye!
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[sniff]
Ha...
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Did you know that red pepper
is less bitter and easier
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to digest than green pepper?
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We have several nutritionists
at your disposal to help you
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with selecting the foods
that are best for you.
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Avoid shopping
on an empty stomach.
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Try our warm, comforting meals
prepared especially for you
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in our store.
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Visit our butcher section
and try our exceptionally
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fresh meat.
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Amanda?
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Sweetie? I'm home!
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I'm in the bath!
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Hold on, I'm coming!
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Huh? What the?
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Jaaaacques?
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Yeah, I'm coming!
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Jaaaacques?
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The next step...
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is to change the whole
damn climate here.
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We're working on it.
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Thanks.
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Next time... she's going
to get such a big tip,
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she'll see which side
her bread's buttered on.
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Where is everybody?
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Get outta here! They're sick!
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Ruby! Ruby! Come see mama!
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Oh who's a good girl...
come here! Ah!!!!
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Oh shit!
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Ow fuckin' dog, get this
piece of shit off me!
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Arrrghh! Mother fucking
dog, get off of me!
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Stay right fucking there
you piece of fucking shit.
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Jesus H. Christ!
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They want to unionize or what?
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Nice one, mom... seriously...
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Give me a break.
I'm here, okay!
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I can't cancel house
viewings just like that!
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Does it bug you that
much to miss school?
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Not at all...
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Then, what's the problem?
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- She's crying.
- I know!
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I can hear her.
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- Are you the one that called?
- Yes...
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They're always noisy, but this
time... it sounds like they're
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going at it tooth and nail!
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Yeah... go back inside.
I'll deal with it!
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Thank you.
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Hello?
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You okay?
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Whoa...
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Whoa... whoa... whoa!!!
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What the hell?
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Badge 122
to dispatch!
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hey, leave me a message.
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Pat? It's me.
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Something weird's going on!
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I've got a bad feeling,
I'm gonna go get the truck
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and pick you up, okay?
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Call me as soon as you can!
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There are people on the street
who seem... pretty bad!
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Sweet pea, stop putting
everything in your mouth!
258
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,450
It's normal, she's teething.
259
00:26:42,482 --> 00:26:45,386
Oh look who's an
expert paediatrician!
260
00:26:45,418 --> 00:26:47,320
Among other things...
261
00:26:47,354 --> 00:26:49,223
Honey?
262
00:26:49,255 --> 00:26:51,224
Can you prep a bottle
for your sister, please!
263
00:26:51,258 --> 00:26:53,861
Aw mom, come on, I've
taken care of her enough today.
264
00:26:53,894 --> 00:26:56,396
Make the bottle yourself!
265
00:26:56,430 --> 00:26:59,834
Oh you better change that tone
mister, and just do as I ask.
266
00:26:59,867 --> 00:27:03,370
[pants]
267
00:27:05,473 --> 00:27:08,309
No, use bottled water. How many
times do I have to tell you?
268
00:27:31,799 --> 00:27:33,367
Babies are pretty
tough, you know.
269
00:27:33,399 --> 00:27:36,069
They don't need
to exercise every day to be
270
00:27:36,103 --> 00:27:38,840
healthy... unlike you, ma.
271
00:27:38,873 --> 00:27:40,808
I'm eliminating toxins.
272
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,011
Yeah but, it's a drag 'cause
I read that stress increases
273
00:27:44,043 --> 00:27:46,813
your level of toxins.
274
00:27:46,847 --> 00:27:49,751
Maybe you should
be relaxing instead
275
00:27:49,783 --> 00:27:56,123
of exercising and taking
anti-depressants, right?
276
00:27:56,156 --> 00:27:59,460
He thinks he's so
smart with his Smartphone.
277
00:27:59,492 --> 00:28:02,396
Huh?
278
00:28:08,802 --> 00:28:10,838
Ah...
279
00:28:18,011 --> 00:28:20,815
- Coke: one and
kale juice: zero.
280
00:29:11,098 --> 00:29:14,135
Um... mom, did you
overdose on kale?
281
00:29:19,572 --> 00:29:24,011
Hey... mom... eat something,
you're hypoglycaemic!
282
00:29:26,079 --> 00:29:28,348
Come on Pat... pick up!
Pick up!
283
00:29:28,382 --> 00:29:31,018
I'll give you
Clonazepam, Okay?
284
00:29:32,049 --> 00:29:33,287
Serax? Rivortril? Valium?
Ativan? Xanax?
285
00:29:33,319 --> 00:29:35,956
A big steak? Aaarrg!
286
00:29:40,426 --> 00:29:44,531
Hey, leave me a message.
287
00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:48,936
Oh shit!
288
00:29:48,969 --> 00:29:51,138
That's my mother!
289
00:29:51,171 --> 00:29:53,274
Don't touch her!
290
00:29:53,307 --> 00:29:56,043
Mom?
291
00:29:56,076 --> 00:29:58,112
What's wrong with her?
292
00:29:58,145 --> 00:29:59,579
I dunno, but she's
not the only one.
293
00:29:59,613 --> 00:30:01,482
Well, call an ambulance.
294
00:30:01,514 --> 00:30:03,416
9-1-1 just hangs up
in my face.
295
00:30:03,450 --> 00:30:05,586
Go home, lock your doors
and stay hidden.
296
00:30:24,038 --> 00:30:25,940
Are they zombies?
297
00:30:25,973 --> 00:30:27,407
Never seen a zombie
with green eyes.
298
00:30:27,441 --> 00:30:29,410
- You've seen a zombie before?
- Yeah, sure!
299
00:30:29,443 --> 00:30:31,444
Really?
300
00:30:31,478 --> 00:30:33,248
On TV.
301
00:30:37,251 --> 00:30:40,387
Um... boss, we can't
enter the island.
302
00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:42,990
10 - 4. What's
the situation over there?
303
00:30:43,022 --> 00:30:44,457
It's a little hard to explain.
304
00:31:10,384 --> 00:31:13,320
You have reached 9-1-1,
this is a recorded message.
305
00:31:13,354 --> 00:31:16,424
Peacock Island is under
quarantine. Stay at home,
306
00:31:16,456 --> 00:31:19,459
lock all doors and windows
and avoid all outside contact.
307
00:31:32,239 --> 00:31:34,008
Mom, stop!
308
00:31:42,281 --> 00:31:44,018
Mom, calm down, okay?
309
00:31:58,232 --> 00:32:00,468
No Annie, stop crying, shhh!
310
00:32:00,501 --> 00:32:02,269
Time to go night-night.
311
00:32:02,301 --> 00:32:04,137
Shhhh!!!
312
00:32:35,601 --> 00:32:40,206
Dad... what's happening?
They're everywhere.
313
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,044
I'm coming Pat,
just keep hiding!
314
00:32:43,077 --> 00:32:45,279
I'm scared!
315
00:32:45,311 --> 00:32:47,714
I know, Pat, it's okay,
don't worry. I'm on my way.
316
00:32:47,748 --> 00:32:49,583
Where are you?
317
00:32:49,616 --> 00:32:52,020
- I'm in the cart garage.
- It's okay, I'm almost there.
318
00:33:12,371 --> 00:33:14,274
Pat! Get outta my way, Lady!
319
00:33:35,428 --> 00:33:37,363
What were you doing outside?
320
00:34:20,673 --> 00:34:23,677
Shhh!!!
321
00:35:06,385 --> 00:35:10,423
My God!
322
00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:56,737
We had to do something
to isolate the problem.
323
00:35:56,769 --> 00:35:59,339
That's done.
Full quarantine is now in place.
324
00:35:59,372 --> 00:36:02,742
Let me assure all of you,
the situation is under control.
325
00:36:13,419 --> 00:36:18,459
It's gonna be okay,
Annie.
326
00:36:18,492 --> 00:36:21,662
Ya hungry?
327
00:36:47,019 --> 00:36:48,921
Annie!
328
00:36:48,955 --> 00:36:50,658
Here!
329
00:36:55,696 --> 00:36:57,498
You don't want your bottle?
330
00:37:32,031 --> 00:37:34,468
Ga!
331
00:37:36,937 --> 00:37:39,373
Hey! Hey, hey mom! Mom!
332
00:37:39,406 --> 00:37:41,942
Here... Mom, come here!
333
00:37:46,446 --> 00:37:51,352
- Annie! Stay there!
- Ga!
334
00:37:58,457 --> 00:38:00,026
Annie, I said, stay
in the bathroom!
335
00:39:58,845 --> 00:40:00,814
Meow!!!
336
00:40:51,097 --> 00:40:52,966
Did you have to bring
all of them with you?
337
00:40:56,002 --> 00:40:58,105
This is a fucking nightmare!
338
00:40:58,138 --> 00:40:59,773
You?
339
00:40:59,805 --> 00:41:01,841
You ran over my mother.
340
00:41:01,874 --> 00:41:04,310
And you're the one
watching videos on your bike.
341
00:41:04,343 --> 00:41:07,613
Whatever...
342
00:41:07,647 --> 00:41:10,284
I need to make up a bottle.
343
00:41:10,316 --> 00:41:12,952
Well, there's a lot
of food here!
344
00:41:12,986 --> 00:41:15,022
Where's the formula?
345
00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:17,257
I wouldn't know,
look around...
346
00:41:17,289 --> 00:41:20,059
Must be here somewhere.
347
00:41:20,093 --> 00:41:23,030
- How long have you been here?
- Since yesterday.
348
00:41:23,062 --> 00:41:24,897
So, what's the plan?
349
00:41:24,930 --> 00:41:26,899
What plan?
350
00:41:26,932 --> 00:41:28,868
Well, we can't just stay here!
351
00:41:28,901 --> 00:41:31,338
We can't cross the river,
all the boats have been
352
00:41:31,370 --> 00:41:33,839
put in storage.
353
00:41:33,872 --> 00:41:36,242
You could always swim,
but it's a bit cold.
354
00:41:39,946 --> 00:41:43,017
Yeah, well I need to get
some food for my sister.
355
00:42:26,825 --> 00:42:29,295
Annie!
356
00:42:29,328 --> 00:42:31,365
What are you doing?
357
00:42:39,738 --> 00:42:41,874
It's okay, Pat!
358
00:42:41,908 --> 00:42:43,277
Calm down.
359
00:42:46,011 --> 00:42:48,182
It's Patricia...
360
00:42:51,417 --> 00:42:53,319
She's my daughter.
361
00:42:53,352 --> 00:42:57,790
Your daughter? She's infected.
362
00:43:00,193 --> 00:43:02,028
She'll get better.
363
00:43:55,948 --> 00:43:59,418
M prefers to keep their
business practices confidential.
364
00:43:59,452 --> 00:44:02,022
Discretion is a
corporate necessity,
365
00:44:02,055 --> 00:44:03,990
standard operating procedure.
366
00:44:04,022 --> 00:44:06,258
Experts are on their way
to repair the damage,
367
00:44:06,292 --> 00:44:08,962
it is crucial that everyone
follows and respects
368
00:44:08,995 --> 00:44:10,497
the protocol, to ensure
the continuation
369
00:44:10,530 --> 00:44:12,466
of our activities.
370
00:44:12,499 --> 00:44:15,202
Do what you have to do,
just get me out of here!
371
00:44:15,234 --> 00:44:17,803
We've implemented our
own emergency protocol.
372
00:44:22,008 --> 00:44:24,910
The "protocol" is simple;
I just gave it to you!
373
00:44:24,943 --> 00:44:28,114
Stand down! Operation
Clean-up is underway.
374
00:44:39,459 --> 00:44:41,761
Come on!
375
00:44:41,794 --> 00:44:43,763
Come on!
376
00:44:46,165 --> 00:44:48,100
Come on!!
377
00:44:48,133 --> 00:44:51,403
Come on! Come on!
Let's go! Come on!
378
00:44:51,437 --> 00:44:55,075
Okay, come on! Come on!
379
00:45:01,847 --> 00:45:04,116
There won't always be gas...
380
00:45:04,149 --> 00:45:05,985
But, it helps.
381
00:45:06,019 --> 00:45:07,787
You can't always rely
on modern comforts.
382
00:45:22,435 --> 00:45:24,905
Let's be serious
for a minute, okay?
383
00:45:24,937 --> 00:45:28,575
We know that it's some kinda
virus, and we know it's viral.
384
00:45:28,607 --> 00:45:31,410
What we don't know is
how it's transmitted!
385
00:45:31,443 --> 00:45:33,379
Is it in the air? In the water?
386
00:45:33,412 --> 00:45:35,281
Up in the clouds?
387
00:45:35,314 --> 00:45:39,019
Did they all eat tainted
caviar, for God's sake!
388
00:45:39,051 --> 00:45:42,454
I'm telling you, there's
something fishy going on!
389
00:45:42,488 --> 00:45:45,425
Anyway, let's take some calls.
Patrick Nault is listening.
390
00:45:45,457 --> 00:45:47,293
Yes, hello, I just
wanted to say, I think
391
00:45:47,327 --> 00:45:50,062
it's another attack by
those goddamn eco-terrorists.
392
00:45:50,095 --> 00:45:52,031
- What a moron!
- They love setting up
393
00:45:52,064 --> 00:45:54,934
roadblocks on bridges, well
now, they're blowing them up!
394
00:45:54,968 --> 00:45:57,904
Okay, lose him.
Daniel Beauregard.
395
00:45:57,937 --> 00:46:00,973
Yeah uh, well thanks
for the call, there.
396
00:46:01,006 --> 00:46:04,077
We have Daniel Beauregard,
the Minister of Public Security
397
00:46:04,109 --> 00:46:06,111
on the line.
398
00:46:06,144 --> 00:46:09,048
Mister Beauregard, who is
responsible, here?
399
00:46:09,082 --> 00:46:12,018
We're not there yet.
We'll launch an inquiry.
400
00:46:12,051 --> 00:46:14,254
We need to find the cause
of all this before we start
401
00:46:14,287 --> 00:46:16,455
disrupting the status quo.
402
00:46:16,488 --> 00:46:19,059
The status quo is a death
sentence, Minister Beauregard.
403
00:46:19,091 --> 00:46:21,961
If you would please just
answer the question honestly.
404
00:46:21,995 --> 00:46:23,397
This is not the
time for double-talk.
405
00:46:23,430 --> 00:46:25,332
I'm just saying that we want
to find the cause before...
406
00:46:25,365 --> 00:46:28,868
What are the chances
of survival for those infected?
407
00:46:28,901 --> 00:46:30,604
I think it's better to talk
about the catastrophe
408
00:46:30,636 --> 00:46:33,272
we just averted. We've got
to look at the positive side.
409
00:46:33,305 --> 00:46:36,075
Ha ha! The positive?
410
00:46:36,109 --> 00:46:38,044
If we know nothing,
we do nothing. That's
411
00:46:38,077 --> 00:46:41,113
our policy, it's why the
people voted us into office.
412
00:46:41,147 --> 00:46:43,884
- Thank you.
- That was Daniel Beauregard,
413
00:46:43,917 --> 00:46:48,421
Minister of Public Security,
another incompetent fool.
414
00:46:48,453 --> 00:46:51,423
You don't need a diploma
to figure this one out.
415
00:46:51,457 --> 00:46:55,962
When an arm has gangrene,
you cut it off. And now,
416
00:46:55,995 --> 00:46:57,464
a message from our sponsors,
417
00:46:57,497 --> 00:46:59,132
we'll take more
calls after that.
418
00:47:02,068 --> 00:47:03,669
What's wrong?
419
00:47:03,702 --> 00:47:05,971
This radio broadcast
is brought to you by M,
420
00:47:06,004 --> 00:47:08,240
the constellation
caring for your needs.
421
00:47:08,274 --> 00:47:10,243
Hey!
422
00:47:10,276 --> 00:47:12,044
M...
423
00:47:12,077 --> 00:47:14,146
Just a brain freeze.
424
00:47:14,180 --> 00:47:16,082
helps Mother Nature adapt
to your needs.
425
00:47:16,115 --> 00:47:22,923
Say goodbye to weeds and fungi
and to those pesky insects...
426
00:47:24,957 --> 00:47:28,060
Is it true what that guy said?
427
00:47:28,093 --> 00:47:30,597
They're ready to sacrifice
us to protect themselves?
428
00:47:33,598 --> 00:47:36,202
They're scared.
429
00:47:36,234 --> 00:47:38,003
They're afraid of us!
430
00:47:38,037 --> 00:47:39,673
But you and I aren't
even infected!
431
00:47:58,323 --> 00:48:00,292
This is Patrick Nault,
go ahead.
432
00:48:00,325 --> 00:48:03,095
Um, hi Patrick!
I listen to you every day.
433
00:48:03,129 --> 00:48:05,966
You have good taste, sir!
434
00:48:05,999 --> 00:48:07,701
I'm calling from the island.
435
00:48:07,734 --> 00:48:09,669
I saw it all.
436
00:48:09,702 --> 00:48:12,571
But I'm not infected. I'm here
with three kids, and I'm sure
437
00:48:12,604 --> 00:48:15,708
there are others who aren't
infected, who want to leave.
438
00:48:15,742 --> 00:48:18,644
- We need your help to...
- Um... what's your name?
439
00:48:18,678 --> 00:48:22,248
Dan... Dan Gingras.
440
00:48:22,281 --> 00:48:24,050
Listen to me, Dan, okay.
441
00:48:24,082 --> 00:48:29,421
I... I want to help, but you've
gotta help me help you.
442
00:48:29,455 --> 00:48:33,727
You, say you're not infected,
but how can you be sure?
443
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:35,694
Look, Patrick, I know
I'm not infected, Christ,
444
00:48:35,727 --> 00:48:38,164
my daughter's in a
fridge and she's green!
445
00:48:38,196 --> 00:48:40,432
I'm sorry about
your daughter, Dan.
446
00:48:40,466 --> 00:48:43,636
How many of you
survivors are there?
447
00:48:43,669 --> 00:48:47,073
There are three of us here,
but I'm sure there are others
448
00:48:47,106 --> 00:48:51,077
hiding. And... uh
we really need help!
449
00:48:51,109 --> 00:48:54,580
Dan, listen to me, Dan.
It's important.
450
00:48:54,613 --> 00:48:58,484
Do you know what exactly is
happening on that island?
451
00:48:58,517 --> 00:49:04,490
Because I don't, and that
makes me very nervous.
452
00:49:04,524 --> 00:49:06,659
Know what I'm saying?
453
00:49:06,691 --> 00:49:08,627
Nobody's listening to us!
454
00:49:08,660 --> 00:49:11,463
When we call 9-1-1,
they hang up for fuck's sake!
455
00:49:11,497 --> 00:49:14,501
Dan, ya gotta understand,
we don't want your germs.
456
00:49:14,533 --> 00:49:17,069
We've got to be damn sure of
what's going on over there
457
00:49:17,102 --> 00:49:19,171
before we send in the army?
458
00:49:19,205 --> 00:49:22,409
We're the victims here,
we're not the bad guys!
459
00:49:22,441 --> 00:49:24,644
That's not what you just said.
460
00:49:24,676 --> 00:49:27,347
You told me your daughter
was green, Dan...
461
00:49:27,379 --> 00:49:30,349
What the hell are we gonna
do with her... Dan?
462
00:49:38,156 --> 00:49:40,559
We can't just stay here.
We've gotta do something.
463
00:49:40,593 --> 00:49:43,696
- They'll...
- They'll what?
464
00:49:43,729 --> 00:49:45,698
They'll treat us as
if we're infected too.
465
00:49:51,203 --> 00:49:53,439
Come on, Annie! Try it.
466
00:49:53,472 --> 00:49:55,508
Mom liked this too.
467
00:50:01,481 --> 00:50:04,617
Annie.
468
00:50:04,649 --> 00:50:06,485
Here.
469
00:50:24,769 --> 00:50:27,807
Look at you!
You're eating, sweet pea!
470
00:50:30,408 --> 00:50:33,312
Patricia also liked yogurt.
471
00:50:35,214 --> 00:50:37,484
Thanks...
472
00:50:40,419 --> 00:50:43,323
Well, now what do we do?
473
00:50:43,356 --> 00:50:45,290
We'll take
care of ourselves.
474
00:50:45,323 --> 00:50:47,693
Me and Pat, we'll
hide in the woods.
475
00:50:47,727 --> 00:50:49,896
I've been preparing
for this for a while.
476
00:50:49,928 --> 00:50:51,764
You can join us, if you want.
477
00:50:56,368 --> 00:50:58,338
No...
478
00:50:58,370 --> 00:51:00,539
We've gotta find
what's causing this.
479
00:51:00,573 --> 00:51:03,710
You want Pat to
be cured, right?
480
00:51:03,743 --> 00:51:05,812
We've gotta find a vaccine...
481
00:51:07,847 --> 00:51:10,517
To make a vaccine, you've
gotta find the cause!
482
00:51:10,550 --> 00:51:12,752
Guess so.
483
00:51:21,627 --> 00:51:23,296
It's the water!
484
00:51:23,328 --> 00:51:25,698
Huh?
485
00:51:25,731 --> 00:51:29,169
The only thing that'll infect
everyone at the same time!
486
00:51:29,202 --> 00:51:31,738
It's true, I never
drink water.
487
00:51:31,771 --> 00:51:35,341
What if it was
poisoned by terrorists?
488
00:51:35,374 --> 00:51:38,678
Easy to get into the water
plant, there's no security.
489
00:51:38,711 --> 00:51:40,946
Huh, terrorists?
On our island?
490
00:51:40,979 --> 00:51:43,482
Well... it makes sense.
491
00:51:43,515 --> 00:51:45,385
[laughs]
492
00:51:45,417 --> 00:51:46,852
What's so funny?
493
00:51:46,885 --> 00:51:48,887
I don't know... terrorists.
494
00:51:48,921 --> 00:51:50,857
Well, it's not funny!
495
00:51:50,890 --> 00:51:55,194
Even Annie thinks it's funny!
496
00:51:55,227 --> 00:51:58,264
Well, it's not.
497
00:53:05,298 --> 00:53:06,799
Shhhh quiet!
498
00:53:06,832 --> 00:53:09,402
Calm down! Shhhhhh!!!!
499
00:53:31,589 --> 00:53:33,459
Why didn't you kill her?
500
00:53:33,492 --> 00:53:35,662
Because she's
someone's daughter.
501
00:53:38,930 --> 00:53:40,999
How old is this crate anyway?
502
00:53:41,033 --> 00:53:43,435
There's no power socket!
503
00:53:43,468 --> 00:53:45,604
To do what?
504
00:53:45,638 --> 00:53:47,707
I dunno, I could
charge my cell!
505
00:53:49,975 --> 00:53:52,511
Here, take mine.
506
00:54:04,055 --> 00:54:05,958
Who did you want to call? Do you
have family around here?
507
00:54:08,693 --> 00:54:11,797
No... no ones left.
508
00:54:16,368 --> 00:54:17,970
Sorry...
509
00:54:54,874 --> 00:54:59,578
We're back with another caller.
Camilla Sanchez, go ahead.
510
00:54:59,611 --> 00:55:01,947
Do you realize
what you're doing?
511
00:55:01,981 --> 00:55:03,850
What is it I'm doing?
512
00:55:03,883 --> 00:55:05,185
You're calling for murder!
513
00:55:05,218 --> 00:55:09,555
Um, ha ha... no, excuse me,
but I am not calling for murder.
514
00:55:09,588 --> 00:55:12,892
Just listen to me:
at this moment in time,
515
00:55:12,925 --> 00:55:14,459
there're a couple thousand
people who are infected
516
00:55:14,493 --> 00:55:16,662
on an island. Okay?
517
00:55:16,694 --> 00:55:21,167
It's serious, it's
sad, it's distressing.
518
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:23,903
But we can still
limit the damage.
519
00:55:23,935 --> 00:55:26,905
That's where I'm working, Sir.
There are nice people there.
520
00:55:26,939 --> 00:55:28,774
Before we condemn them all,
why not save the ones
521
00:55:28,807 --> 00:55:30,876
who aren't ill?
522
00:55:30,910 --> 00:55:35,615
Madam, I find that
very noble, a great idea,
523
00:55:35,647 --> 00:55:38,517
it's very generous,
full of good intentions.
524
00:55:38,551 --> 00:55:41,087
But if this thing
continues to spread,
525
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,556
then millions of people
will be in danger,
526
00:55:43,589 --> 00:55:46,125
hundreds of millions, maybe
the entire population
527
00:55:46,158 --> 00:55:50,062
of the planet. Is that
really what you want?
528
00:55:50,095 --> 00:55:53,800
A few thousand people or
everyone else in the world?
529
00:55:53,832 --> 00:55:55,968
Would you actually choose that
couple of thousand
530
00:55:56,001 --> 00:56:00,106
on Peacock Island, come on.
By the way, listening to you,
531
00:56:00,138 --> 00:56:02,974
I'm detecting a slight accent,
you're not a Quebecer, are you?
532
00:56:03,008 --> 00:56:06,078
You sound like you're
Latin-American?
533
00:56:06,111 --> 00:56:07,814
I am a Quebecer.
534
00:56:07,847 --> 00:56:10,816
Yeah, yeah, I know, Quebecer
but originally Latino...
535
00:56:10,850 --> 00:56:12,452
Didn't your ancestors
perform sacrifices?
536
00:56:12,484 --> 00:56:14,486
I'm sure they did!
537
00:56:14,519 --> 00:56:17,522
- Pardon?
- Human sacrifices?
538
00:56:17,555 --> 00:56:19,825
Like the Mayans,
they sacrificed humans
539
00:56:19,859 --> 00:56:21,694
to feed their god.
And the Aztecs offered
540
00:56:21,727 --> 00:56:24,163
a human heart to their god
Tezcatlipoca to ward
541
00:56:24,196 --> 00:56:26,232
off cataclysms.
[huffs]
542
00:56:26,265 --> 00:56:28,734
I mean, the Incas sacrificed
their children
543
00:56:28,767 --> 00:56:30,102
when the emperor was sick.
Children under eight,
544
00:56:30,135 --> 00:56:32,104
I'll have you know!
545
00:56:32,136 --> 00:56:36,175
So, don't come here and lecture
us on morals. Okay?
546
00:56:36,207 --> 00:56:38,944
Let's hear some music
now why don't we.
547
00:56:38,977 --> 00:56:40,613
Hey! I am a Quebecer!
548
00:56:40,646 --> 00:56:42,214
She's gone!
549
00:56:42,247 --> 00:56:45,818
Cretino!
550
00:56:45,850 --> 00:56:48,186
Wow! That was awesome!
You're great! I love you!
551
00:56:48,220 --> 00:56:50,555
You're the best!
You're the best!
552
00:56:50,589 --> 00:56:52,725
That's what I call radio,
my dear!
553
00:57:34,732 --> 00:57:37,135
I guess you're the "protocol"
that they sent.
554
00:57:40,872 --> 00:57:43,642
I've burned all the
documents, the contracts.
555
00:57:43,676 --> 00:57:45,912
You should get rid of
the rest of the fertilizer
556
00:57:45,944 --> 00:57:48,713
and change the grass back.
557
00:57:48,747 --> 00:57:50,617
Do you have the... uh...
558
00:58:11,236 --> 00:58:13,705
This, will kill the molecule
within twenty-four hours.
559
00:58:13,738 --> 00:58:17,208
Everywhere. In the water,
the grass, in...
560
00:58:17,242 --> 00:58:20,747
Ah! Ah!
561
00:58:27,852 --> 00:58:30,289
Grass...
562
00:58:33,225 --> 00:58:35,328
Beautiful, green grass...
563
00:58:35,361 --> 00:58:37,229
Who the...
564
00:58:37,261 --> 00:58:39,865
No!
565
00:59:16,068 --> 00:59:20,238
We can't take the little one,
if she cries, we won't be safe!
566
00:59:22,441 --> 00:59:24,010
What about her?
567
00:59:28,946 --> 00:59:30,716
We can't leave her
with the baby.
568
01:00:21,432 --> 01:00:23,301
Patricia! Come back!
569
01:00:25,903 --> 01:00:27,906
Pat!
570
01:00:27,939 --> 01:00:29,307
Come here, Pat!
571
01:00:33,010 --> 01:00:36,014
Patricia!
572
01:00:36,048 --> 01:00:38,383
Ah man...
573
01:00:38,417 --> 01:00:39,886
it smells worse
than a dirty diaper!
574
01:00:43,421 --> 01:00:45,190
Shit!
575
01:00:45,223 --> 01:00:48,059
They sure love their water!
576
01:00:48,093 --> 01:00:49,896
Son of a bitch!
577
01:00:56,935 --> 01:01:00,106
Uh... I'll just wait
here, okay?
578
01:01:00,138 --> 01:01:02,107
Pat... Pat!
579
01:01:32,470 --> 01:01:34,106
They don't bite each other!
580
01:01:36,575 --> 01:01:38,477
Ah shit!
581
01:01:38,510 --> 01:01:40,345
- Run!
- I'm running!
582
01:01:40,379 --> 01:01:42,982
- Go on! Run!
- Don't worry, I am!
583
01:02:06,571 --> 01:02:08,439
Come on.
584
01:02:08,472 --> 01:02:10,275
That's enough! Come on!
585
01:02:10,309 --> 01:02:11,944
Hey! Come here!
586
01:02:16,582 --> 01:02:20,586
Come on, Pat, I'm fed up...
587
01:02:20,618 --> 01:02:22,821
I've had it with this shit!
588
01:02:26,357 --> 01:02:27,292
Fucking shit!
589
01:03:29,988 --> 01:03:31,524
What the...
590
01:03:34,493 --> 01:03:38,063
It just broke off...
591
01:03:38,095 --> 01:03:40,899
...like a dead branch!
592
01:03:47,339 --> 01:03:49,508
Stay here.
593
01:04:01,285 --> 01:04:02,621
Do you know your
daughter's password?
594
01:04:05,723 --> 01:04:08,126
Dan?
595
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:09,928
Dan?
596
01:04:11,696 --> 01:04:13,633
What's wrong?
597
01:04:22,573 --> 01:04:25,912
Yes! Ha ha! It worked!
598
01:04:35,653 --> 01:04:37,489
What the fuck are you doing?
599
01:04:59,644 --> 01:05:01,613
Weird, there's
grass growing...
600
01:05:03,281 --> 01:05:05,318
Grass?
601
01:05:11,256 --> 01:05:13,292
Grass in the winter!
602
01:05:13,325 --> 01:05:16,694
Okay, so what does that mean?
603
01:05:16,727 --> 01:05:21,066
It's not terrorists!
It's the golfers!
604
01:06:47,419 --> 01:06:48,721
- Okay, let's go.
- Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
605
01:06:51,388 --> 01:06:53,158
- Hurry up, let's go!
- Yeah, yeah...
606
01:07:00,531 --> 01:07:03,801
Hello?!
607
01:07:03,834 --> 01:07:05,803
Open up! We're not infected!
608
01:07:05,836 --> 01:07:09,107
Except one!
609
01:07:09,140 --> 01:07:11,176
Hey, they'll understand.
610
01:07:24,455 --> 01:07:26,091
Watch her. I'll be right back.
611
01:08:22,413 --> 01:08:23,781
Over here!
612
01:08:38,596 --> 01:08:40,231
I looked up grass that gives
off smoke on the net
613
01:08:40,265 --> 01:08:41,900
but I didn't find anything.
614
01:08:41,932 --> 01:08:43,635
Put the damn phone away!
615
01:08:43,668 --> 01:08:45,404
This is where it's happening!
616
01:09:01,753 --> 01:09:04,390
It's just 'til
we find a cure, Pat.
617
01:09:06,790 --> 01:09:08,526
You're too fragile.
618
01:09:37,588 --> 01:09:39,624
Annie, I'll be right back.
619
01:09:39,658 --> 01:09:41,427
I need to help Dan.
620
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:58,610
What are we looking for?
621
01:09:58,642 --> 01:10:01,012
Something... I don't know,
something that makes grass grow
622
01:10:01,046 --> 01:10:04,516
in the winter, melts snow
and gives off smoke.
623
01:10:08,485 --> 01:10:10,788
- Ah shit!
- What's wrong?
624
01:10:10,821 --> 01:10:12,958
I left my flashlight
at the water plant.
625
01:10:18,529 --> 01:10:20,331
What did I tell you?
626
01:10:58,403 --> 01:11:00,338
What the heck is that?
627
01:11:00,372 --> 01:11:04,476
- It's still breathing.
- It's a dog.
628
01:11:04,508 --> 01:11:06,811
Looks like it turned into grass.
629
01:11:06,845 --> 01:11:08,847
We've got no time to lose.
630
01:11:08,879 --> 01:11:10,848
Pat's not gonna
end up like that!
631
01:11:22,092 --> 01:11:23,729
Keep her quiet,
I'll keep going.
632
01:11:23,762 --> 01:11:25,664
Yeah...
633
01:11:27,431 --> 01:11:29,434
- André!
- Yeah?
634
01:11:29,467 --> 01:11:31,403
Where's the button
for the light?
635
01:11:31,436 --> 01:11:33,505
Oh...
636
01:11:41,512 --> 01:11:42,948
Thanks.
637
01:11:44,949 --> 01:11:48,620
Ah Dan? The arm...
638
01:11:54,993 --> 01:11:57,129
Here.
639
01:12:01,766 --> 01:12:03,735
André?
640
01:12:03,767 --> 01:12:08,006
- Yeah?
- Be careful.
641
01:12:08,038 --> 01:12:10,508
You too.
642
01:12:24,122 --> 01:12:26,825
Annie?
643
01:12:30,794 --> 01:12:32,163
Aw fuck!
644
01:12:35,867 --> 01:12:37,802
Annie?
645
01:12:48,980 --> 01:12:51,183
Bastards!!
646
01:13:08,266 --> 01:13:11,803
Nooooo!
647
01:13:45,302 --> 01:13:48,172
Annie? Annie? Where are you?
648
01:14:44,995 --> 01:14:47,632
Annie?
649
01:14:47,664 --> 01:14:49,635
Annie? Where are you?
650
01:14:52,971 --> 01:14:54,806
Annie?
651
01:15:48,126 --> 01:15:51,997
Here...
652
01:15:52,029 --> 01:15:55,199
Eat.
653
01:15:55,232 --> 01:15:57,202
Candy.
654
01:15:57,235 --> 01:15:58,903
So good...
655
01:16:04,007 --> 01:16:05,876
ANNIE?
656
01:16:19,123 --> 01:16:20,892
Ah! Sweet Pea!!!!
657
01:16:20,925 --> 01:16:24,128
I was so worried.
658
01:16:24,162 --> 01:16:26,330
Never do that again, okay?
659
01:16:41,079 --> 01:16:43,849
Who are you?
660
01:16:56,194 --> 01:16:58,830
If you touch
my sister I'll...
661
01:16:58,863 --> 01:17:01,800
I swear, I'll...
662
01:17:10,408 --> 01:17:12,910
I hate babies!
663
01:20:04,649 --> 01:20:08,887
Uh... hello, my name is
André Boisbriand.
664
01:20:08,919 --> 01:20:12,457
I'm on Peacock Island
and I'm not infected.
665
01:20:17,328 --> 01:20:19,464
The infected are attracted
to water and sunlight...
666
01:20:19,497 --> 01:20:23,101
and water. It seems like they've
been genetically modified,
667
01:20:23,133 --> 01:20:26,136
so that grass grows on them.
668
01:20:26,169 --> 01:20:30,374
This is my sister...
669
01:20:30,408 --> 01:20:33,244
she's green. I understand
why you've had
670
01:20:33,276 --> 01:20:36,047
to quarantine us, but...
671
01:20:36,079 --> 01:20:37,548
she's gonna look like this
pretty soon.
672
01:20:42,386 --> 01:20:44,656
I need some help, please.
673
01:20:48,124 --> 01:20:52,162
The mortality rate for those
infected stands at 100 %.
674
01:20:52,195 --> 01:20:55,432
That's way more than
the Ebola virus, Minister.
675
01:20:55,466 --> 01:20:58,303
100 %! If you're infected,
you're dead!
676
01:20:58,336 --> 01:21:00,637
- 10 000 infected, 10 000 dead!
- Yes!
677
01:21:00,671 --> 01:21:03,040
Well I don't think our numbers
are the same.
678
01:21:03,074 --> 01:21:05,643
Bullshit! My numbers are
bang on and you know that,
679
01:21:05,676 --> 01:21:07,544
Mister Minister
of Public Insecurity!
680
01:21:07,578 --> 01:21:10,415
I'm gonna ask you a question,
but I'm warning you: it's
681
01:21:10,448 --> 01:21:13,517
- a hell of an important one!
- Go ahead, I'm listening.
682
01:21:13,551 --> 01:21:17,989
What are you going to do
to protect the population
683
01:21:18,021 --> 01:21:20,390
from an infection that's
a 100 % virulent?
684
01:21:20,423 --> 01:21:22,961
- One hundred percent!
- What we want to do is...
685
01:21:22,994 --> 01:21:27,098
When a limb has gangrene, the
only way, the only way, to save
686
01:21:27,131 --> 01:21:30,001
- the patient is amputation!
- Amputation?
687
01:21:30,034 --> 01:21:32,403
You take a saw and
you cut off what's rotten.
688
01:21:32,436 --> 01:21:34,706
Are you ready
to take out the saw,
689
01:21:34,739 --> 01:21:40,044
Mister Minister? Are you
ready to save Quebec?
690
01:21:44,714 --> 01:21:46,650
Approaching landing pad.
691
01:22:11,742 --> 01:22:15,713
HEY!
692
01:22:34,798 --> 01:22:36,300
Help me!! Help me!!!
693
01:23:21,311 --> 01:23:24,414
Easy now, easy.
I'm not infected!
694
01:23:24,448 --> 01:23:25,717
It's going to be okay, Pat.
695
01:23:43,833 --> 01:23:47,370
War is war.
696
01:23:47,404 --> 01:23:51,342
We don't live in a fairy-tale
land of unicorns and rainbows.
697
01:23:51,374 --> 01:23:53,578
We're being threatened.
We're in danger.
698
01:23:55,546 --> 01:23:59,684
The self-righteous assholes put
us in danger by welcoming
699
01:23:59,717 --> 01:24:02,187
those who would destroy us.
700
01:24:04,555 --> 01:24:07,191
You want to protect your
way of life, your culture,
701
01:24:07,223 --> 01:24:10,261
your world...
702
01:24:10,293 --> 01:24:12,796
It's either us... or them!
703
01:24:17,935 --> 01:24:20,405
HEY!
704
01:24:23,673 --> 01:24:26,610
All right, the Minister says
the epidemic has been contained.
705
01:24:26,644 --> 01:24:28,779
- André!
- HEY!
706
01:24:28,811 --> 01:24:30,747
Those idiots finally got
it through their heads.
707
01:24:30,780 --> 01:24:32,716
André!
708
01:24:32,749 --> 01:24:35,352
Ah... ga...
709
01:24:35,386 --> 01:24:37,722
Sometimes you have to point
them in the right direction!
710
01:24:37,754 --> 01:24:42,292
After the traffic report
and an update on sports,
711
01:24:42,325 --> 01:24:45,930
we'll hand the mic over
to our buddy Richard and
712
01:24:45,962 --> 01:24:48,665
his talk show. We're, uh...
gonna head back home
713
01:24:48,699 --> 01:24:51,235
for some well-deserved r and r.
714
01:24:51,267 --> 01:24:55,172
You're listening to 95.8
the city's number one station
715
01:24:55,205 --> 01:24:58,642
with Patrick Nault.
Have a good one.
716
01:25:04,714 --> 01:25:08,218
Annie! You are safe,
my little angel.
717
01:25:10,753 --> 01:25:13,290
Are you okay?
718
01:25:16,659 --> 01:25:20,197
People of Quebec, we have just
experienced an unprecedented
719
01:25:20,230 --> 01:25:23,667
event in our history and
except for the unfortunate
720
01:25:23,700 --> 01:25:28,271
inhabitants of Peacock Island,
we got through it unscathed.
721
01:25:28,305 --> 01:25:32,409
We managed to contain
the epidemic, stop the breakout
722
01:25:32,443 --> 01:25:36,580
of contamination and eliminate
every last trace of infection.
723
01:25:38,815 --> 01:25:41,551
The perfect coordination
by the police force,
724
01:25:41,584 --> 01:25:46,489
the army and the private
sector, makes us all very proud.
725
01:25:46,522 --> 01:25:50,328
This protocol will be followed
from this day forward,
726
01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:52,395
here and around the world.
727
01:25:52,428 --> 01:25:53,765
Excuse me.
728
01:26:00,671 --> 01:26:04,941
Quebecers, I just want to let
you know we can now celebrate
729
01:26:04,975 --> 01:26:07,312
and sleep easier tonight.
730
01:27:06,743 --> 01:27:11,743
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