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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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BUGS: Oh, boy!
Washington, D.C.

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Our nation's capital.

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Hey, the White House
carrot garden.

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Just in time
for the grand opening.

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Oh, just a couple of selfies
for my blog.

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Sheesh. Can't see nothing.

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I need a better view.

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Bingo!

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Oh, this is ridiculous!

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I'm the Vice President
of the United States.

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What am I doing cleaning up
after the First Dog?

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If only I could find a way
to prove to the President

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that I'm a valuable asset.

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And... Ooh!

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(GASPS) What's this?
An intruder!

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I can see the headlines now.

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"Vice President
Rids White House
of Intrusive Rodent.

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"President Steps Down."

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(BARKS)
Clean up after yourself,
you mutt.

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(WHIMPERING)

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Hey, excuse me.
Uh, would you mind handing
that phone back to me?

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Why not just come on down
and fetch it yourself?

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Well, I thought this being
the White House
and everything,

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that you all probably have
pretty strict security.

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(CHUCKLES) Oh, nonsense.
Come on down.

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You've got nothing to fear.

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Okay, if you say so.

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-Thanks, mister.
-Not so fast, intruder!

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But you just said I...

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Hey, mister.
What you doing to that rabbit?

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(STAMMERING)
Nothing! I... Why, uh, this?

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This is the First Rabbit.

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I am?

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I mean, you can't have
a White House carrot garden
without a First Rabbit.

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Hmm, First Rabbit, huh?

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It's my honor,
as First Rabbit, to eat

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the very first carrot
from the White House garden.

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Why, you little...

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Who are you calling little?

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-Leslie?
-Yes?

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Liberty here tells me
you've been neglecting
her needs this morning.

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Can you tell me why?

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There is a rabbit in
the White House carrot garden.

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Not just any rabbit,
the First Rabbit.

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Ugh!

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It's a matter of
national security, Todd!

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Please, call me Mr. Randall.

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The President would like you
to finish your chore list.

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You dropped your bag.

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(GRUMBLES)
You're lucky, rabbit.

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-Nice tie.
-Thanks.

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So, should I show myself out?

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Nah, make yourself at home.

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You are the First Rabbit,
after all.

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I'm not gonna let that rabbit
make a fool out of me!

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Leslie P. Lily-Legs... Ah!

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Huh?

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(SIGHS)

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This means domestic conflict!

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Look, rabbit, I don't
think you know who
you're messing with.

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You're right! I don't.

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And you are?

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I am the Vice President
of the United States!

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We still have one of those?

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Listen up, you!

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You're not the only one
with tricks up his sleeve.

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Let's see if he can handle
taking on the
most sophisticated

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military combat equipment
known to man.

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I don't know how this works.

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-Here you go, Doc.
-Well, thanks.

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I don't... (SCREAMS)

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(GRUNTS)

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Is that the Vice President?

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I don't think we have one
of those anymore.

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Ahhh!

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(GRUNTS)

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(BUGS LAUGHING)

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Then the bear says,
"Let me guess.

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"You're not in this
for the hunting."

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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PRESIDENT: Oh,
it's gonna be great
having a friend around here.

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Hmm. Let's see if I can
hit him where it hurts.

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If this doesn't make me
President, I don't know
what will.

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Come, and get it, rabbit!
(BEEPS)

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What's up, Veep?

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I've got motion sensors
hooked up to
tranquilizer darts.

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The slightest movement
will set them off, and...

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Kapow!

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The slightest movement
from what?

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That crazy rabbit
in the carrot patch.

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Really?
The slightest movement?

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The very slightest.

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Like this?

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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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Hey!

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(LESLIE GROANING)

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Gobble, gobble.

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Hey, Leslie,
what are you doing?

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I'm painting a carrot.
What does
it look like I'm doing?

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Stay in school, kid.

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(GIGGLES)

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No!

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Come back here! Liberty!

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I wonder what this is for.
(BEEPS)

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(GRUNTS)

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(SIGHS)

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PRESIDENT: Ah, Leslie...

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I'd like to congratulate you
on a job well done!

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Thank you, Grandma.

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Todd told me
about the sensation
that you've started

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with this, um,
First Rabbit thing.

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So, I've come up with
a better task to assign you.

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(DINGING)

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Oh, Leslie! Another plate
of carrots, please.

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Open wide.

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Turns out the Vice President
can be useful.

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(VACUUM WHIRRING)

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Squeaks, you missed a spot.

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(SQUEAKS)

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(CHATTERING)

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(RUMBLING)

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(CRIES OUT)

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I just cleaned this place.

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Well, you're gonna
have to start over.

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(GRUNTS)

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Now, what on earth
is going on up here?

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Ah, seems normal to me.
(SNIFFING)

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(BELCHES)

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Oh, hello. Don't you have
a pleasant aroma.

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Release my beard, rabbit!
This land is mine to conquer.

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(GASPS)

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Why, Santy Claus,
you didn't have to bring me
all this great stuff.

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-(SNORTS)
-Ah!

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You know, Rudolph's kind of
let himself go over here.

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(GROWLING)

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But the squirrel and I
thank you for the gifts.

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Look, Squeaks,
a carrot peeler.

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A-ha!

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-(CHATTERING)
-BUGS: Oh, look at that. Oh,
wow, look at this... (GASPS)

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-Look, what's this? Oh...
-(GROWLING)

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And now you're a princess.
Boop!

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-(GROWLING)
-Bye!

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I don't give, I take.

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(CHATTERING)

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And I take this forest!

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-Okay, let's not
get ahead of our...
-Ah!

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I take that, too.

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(GROWLS) Over my dead bunny!

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-(GROWLING)
-My pleasure.

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-(LAUGHS)
-(CHATTERS)

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(SQUEALING)

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Hey! I'm the only one
who treats my friends
like that!

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(STRAINING)

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(GROWLING)

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-Argh!
-Enough!

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Do not return, rabbit.

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Ahhh!

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You know, something tells me
that ain't Santa Claus.

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(SNORING)

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One ding-dong coming up!

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(GROWLS)

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(YELLS)

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Hands off my arsenal!

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Hands off my hole!

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Oh, I'll take this hole.

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I'll take this land.
I'll take these.

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You want them? Come take them.

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(ROARS)

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(ALL GROWLING)

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I cannot fight someone
who fights naked.

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Oh, is that so?

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(GASPS) Uh-oh!

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(EXHALES)

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(ROARS)

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Squirrel underwear?

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This gives me
all the protection I need.

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(BARBARIAN GRUNTING)

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See? I didn't feel a thing.

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(YELPS)

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That, I felt.

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(GRUNTING)

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Tag! You're it.

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(BOTH GROWLING)

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Yoo-hoo!

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Get him, you fool!

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-Crush him!
-(GROWLING)

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(GROWLING)

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(STRAINING)

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(GROWLING)

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Ahhh! Ow!

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Stop chewing my boot!

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Stay out of the way
if you're not gonna help.

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(YELPING)

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Rabbit!

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Now I'm mad!

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(PANTING)

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Now it's your turn, rabbit!

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(GROWLING)

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(GIGGLING)

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(GROANING)

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(SOBBING)

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Ahhh!

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Don't just stand there,
you dumb bear! Help me!

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(STRAINING)

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Dessert?

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Why would you even steal this?

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I don't know.

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-How about a pet?
-(YELPING)

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Taste of honey?

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(LAUGHING)

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Oh!

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Night, night! (SIGHS)

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(WHIMPERING)

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Oh, Barbie, you missed a spot.

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(GROANS)

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(GROWLS)

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-(ROARING)
-(SHRIEKS)

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(SIGHS) It certainly is
difficult to get good help
these days.

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(CHATTERING)